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In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Bree and Clint.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint radio broadcast.
G'day guys, happy Tuesday to y'all.
Did you just have a bit of a slobber?
A little drool came out, yeah.
You're in that era.
Like an old cat.
I reckon you'd be a drooler when you sleep.
It's like, you know
when someone burps
after a meal
and they say it's all
compliments to the chef.
For me, when I drool
during sleep,
it denotes the quality
of the sleep.
Like if it's a really good sleep.
That's like my partner.
The better the sleep,
the more the drool.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You can tell how well slept I am by touching my pillow.
Why when people drool during their sleep and they sit up,
there's always like a patch, right?
Yes, yeah, yeah. A patch of drool and then there's always a tiny,
darker patch of drool.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Because that's obviously where it's been instant drool
for the last couple of minutes.
Anyway.
Can you eat waterproof pillows?
You can, eh?
You can get a waterproof case for sure.
Then it rustles around under your head.
And it's kind of slippery.
Oh, no, but you'd put a pillowcase over it.
Yeah, no, but it's still kind of slippery.
Yeah, I feel like I'd suffocate. Anywayocate Anyway look these are not problems that we're facing
It's a very minor thing
Very minor thing
Don't worry your pretty little heads about it
It happens to lots of people
I wonder what's the percentage of people who drool during sleep
Claude can you look that up for us
That's important actually
We'll wait here while you do
that. I think it's important.
I do too. Have you ever thought about that?
No. What's the percentage? It's like how many
people snore?
Yeah, right. What's the
percentage of that half? I feel like
snoring would be 50-50, wouldn't it? I reckon it'd be
like 40-60.
Okay, we've got some drooling data ready for us.
Claudia, what's the percentage of people who drool
during their sleep? There's no official
percentage, but it says most
people, so over 50%.
Most people? Okay, some more than others.
I've got the snoring estimate.
Oh, yeah? An estimated
45% of adults
snore occasionally,
while 25% snore
regularly. We were pretty spot on, weren't we?
All right, Bree and Clint, let's get into our show today.
We're going to put someone in the draw to go to New York City
for the Jingle Ball at 4 o'clock.
We're going to put someone in the draw to go to Sydney
for the Wicked Premier at 5 o'clock.
And we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady right now.
If you want to play, give us a call. 0800 DIAL ZM.
We'd love to have you on and see if you can win yourself that $50 cash.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Trady vs. Lady.
It's Trady vs. Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Right, we like to keep score.
We have been doing so for the last three years,
but it resets every year.
So the score line for this year sits at 86 wins for the tradies,
93 wins for the ladies.
If they can pull it off,
this will be the first year the ladies have won.
No.
Yes?
No, the tradies.
This is the decider, isn't it?
This is the deciding year. So the tradies have won one year, the ladies have won another year. This is the decider, isn't it? This is the deciding year.
So the tradies have won one year, the ladies have won another year.
This is the decider.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the big one.
This is the big one.
Our lady's calling from Christchurch.
She's 31 and she manages both of her children's sports teams.
Welcome to the show, Regan.
Hello, Regan.
Hi.
What sports do the kids play?
Nipple and touch. Which one What sports do the kids play? Netball and touch.
Which one's your favourite one to manage?
I'd actually have to say netball.
Netball, yeah.
Netball, okay, cool.
You can say that.
It's just the sport, you know?
We didn't ask which is your favourite kid.
No, it's not which is your favourite kid.
But which of the kids plays netball?
That's your favourite.
You're taking on our tradie today from Putaruru.
They are 25 years old
and their first word was a swear word.
Welcome to the show, Corbyn.
Hi, Corbyn. Hello, hello.
Would you say it was one of the worst swear words
or just a mild swear?
It's probably just a mild one.
There's worse ones out there.
What's the letter that it starts with?
Well, I was a big fan of cars, so I used to say fast car, really quick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I can put two and two together.
Lovely.
Corbin, you buzzers tradie.
Regan, you buzzers lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash.
Best of luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What sport
do our world champion white
ferns play?
Yes, Corbyn.
Netball? No, that's the
silver ferns. Regan?
Soccer.
Soccer. No, that's the
football ferns. I mean, to be
honest, guys, it's all very confusing
and I think it's something that they need to reassess.
We need to address it ASAP.
Yeah, because they all just mesh into one.
But they don't work together.
There's no correlation anymore.
It's so stupid.
It's just all over the place.
The White Ferns play cricket, guys.
Cricket.
They just recently won the World Championships on the weekend.
So good on them.
Question number two, no points there.
Who hosted the 2010 TV show Family Feud in New Zealand?
Lady.
Yes, Regan.
Di Henwood.
Yes.
Well done, Regan.
It was Di Henwood.
One point to the ladies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady. Yes, is on fire.
Katie.
Yes, Corbyn.
Beyonce.
Oh, it's a good guess, but no.
Regan.
A little bit more Regan.
This girl is on fire.
I want to say Alicia Keys.
Alicia Keys is correct.
Well done. You threw it up and it stuck.
Two to the ladies, none to the tradies.
You've been unlucky, Corbyn, but you need to get this next one
if you want to stay in it.
Question number four.
Name a planet other than Earth in our solar system.
Trady.
Corbyn.
Jupiter.
Jupiter.
Well done, Corbyn.
He's on the board with one.
Question number five.
Name a meat dish served raw. Trady. Yes, Corbyn. He's on the board with one. Question number five. Name a meat dish served raw.
Yes, Corbyn.
Sushi.
There is types of sushi that is served raw.
We are all tied up in this game.
Here comes the last question for the win.
Question number six.
The US election is about to take place in the next couple of weeks.
Name one of the candidates that's in the running.
Trady.
Corbyn.
Corbyn.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
It's a come from behind Trady victory.
Well done.
Oh, what a game.
So you are lucky, Regan,
but well done, Corbyn.
Come from behind like Clint said
and we'll get that 50 bucks out to you.
Cool, thank you.
There we go.
Anything can happen in Tradiverse Lady.
Bree and Clint.
We talked about this when the news came out,
but I was reading about it again.
So guys, this is not a drill.
Fly-bys will end very, very shortly.
No!
And if you are left with fly-bys points
on your fly-bys card inside your fly-bys account that you got from your Flybuys retailer,
they're just going to expire.
First this, now Tupperware?
Yeah.
What are they going to take from us next?
Blockbuster?
What are they going to take from us next?
No, that's gone.
Oh.
What else?
What are we going to –
Bring back Blockbuster, I say.
I do too.
Bring it back.
I do too.
I'd go.
I'd support. I mean, if they weren't
so stroppy about the late fees.
Remember with roast and glasses
they were like, Friday nights at the video
store was so good. You forget
that if you were a day late, they sent you
to a debt collection agency and ruined
your credit history forever. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
over a DVD. My mum
missed the payment on our
Honda Accord one year
because of our late fees.
The guy at the video store would
always hit on my mum.
Would always hit on her. And we were
kids, so we'd go into the video store and my
mum loved movies as
well. Did she or did she love being hit on?
Not by this guy.
We always loved going to get a movie,
but it was the only one in town because I come from a small country town,
so we'd have to brave the fact that this guy was going to be all over my mum.
He was your only way to see movies.
Yeah.
Crazy, crazy time to be alive.
He had this like curly, oily mullet and he'd be like,
oh, hi, Diane, looking good today. I'd be like, oh, hi, Diane. Looking good today.
I'd be like, back off.
It's butter grease from the popcorn in their hair.
Oh, it was so weird.
Because they're eating the popcorn all day and then they're slicking their hair back.
And he'd always do this thing where he'd be like, oh, you got a few late fees still here,
Diane, but I'll wave them for you.
I'm sure we can work something out, love.
We'll wave them this time. Give her a we can work something out, love. We'll wave them this
time. Give her a wink. Anyway,
this is not about video stores. This is about
flybys, okay?
It will end in 70 days,
which, to be honest,
I thought it was sooner when I wrote this down,
but... It's ages away.
It's like two and a half months.
You've got until New Year's Eve. You've got until New Year's
Eve, okay? The CEO... That's got until New Year's Eve, okay?
That's so far.
Well, getting in ahead, okay?
Getting it early.
The CEO of Flybuys New Zealand, Jan F. Flybuy, I don't know,
said in the news today,
once we close Flybuys at midnight on December 31st,
cool job for someone on their New Year's Eve.
Boom.
Stick around and close the Flybuys store.
All outstanding points will expire.
So spend them while you got them.
Claudia, you've been on your Flybuys account today.
You've been accumulating points without even trying.
Yeah. And you've been buying some Flybuys today.
I spent them like two weeks ago because I'm like,
cool, I've got to get this done because I'll forget.
Yeah.
So I spent them.
And then in the meantime, I've got 80 more.
I never had a
fly-by's card. I bet you've got some points
though. How? I don't know.
How does Claudia have points? I have no idea.
Do you have a fly-by's card? I went on today
and I've got 105 points. Yeah, see,
Claudia has a fly-by's card. Well, I don't have a physical card
anymore. But do you swipe it? No.
It's a passive income.
What did you buy? I actually treated myself to an AirTag,
but I did have to supplement it with cash.
Okay.
Oh, how much cash did you have to throw in?
I spent like 30 bucks on it.
That's how they get you.
I had 105 points.
I've treated myself to a bottle of Savion Blanc.
Oh, yes.
That probably won't be much good.
It looks all right,
but I have to go and collect it from the liquor store.
How convenient.
Yeah.
I remember my mum got a Uniden cordless phone when we were kids.
Yeah.
That was our big flybys purchase.
I remember my mum always wanting the flybys points.
And I don't know if my mum ever bought a single thing using the points,
but she'd always be like, is there flybys?
And she'd always be swiping that flybys card.
We've got to go there because they've got flybys.
She never used it. I want to know
this afternoon, we've asked you this before, but look
you've only got 70 days guys.
Only got 70 days. So we want to know
what's the best thing
or your favourite thing that you ever bought
with flybys. Hey,
you've got so long that you could
actually buy Christmas presents because that comes before the end of your flybys. Hey, you've got so long that you could actually buy Christmas presents because that
comes before the
end of your flybys card.
Oh true, you could do it for Christmas presents.
Buy some Christmas presents with your flybys.
I saw earpods, 2,400
points or something.
Holy Toledo!
That's so many.
But I mean, who knows?
If you don't check, you may have that many points
You don't know
You probably don't
Unless you're like a really high up businessman
0800 dials at M or text 9696
Of all time
We're talking all the way back to the 90s
What is the greatest thing that you ever got
With flybys
If you don't spend your flybys points
By New Years Eve They will be gone Forever Forever With flybys. Bree and Clint. If you don't spend your flybys points by New Year's Eve,
they will be gone.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
It happened on my Air New Zealand air points.
They expire after a certain while,
and they kept sending me emails being like,
hey, 38 of your points are about to expire
unless you use them on the air points store.
Oh, yeah? And did you use them on the Airpoint store. Oh, yeah?
And did you use them?
Yeah, I bought a keep cup for my partner.
Nice.
And some cleaning products.
Nice.
It's never anything you need, eh?
No.
You're always like, I guess I need it.
I guess I'll buy that.
I guess I need an electric frying pan.
Maybe.
You know?
So we want to know what's the best thing, as we say RIP,
what's the best thing you ever bought with your flybys? Vicky's
here. Hi Vicky. Hi Vicky.
Hi, how are you? Good thanks. What'd you get
Vic? Um, we
get the yearly subscription to the
Rugby News for our child.
Oh, that's alright. That's not a bad thing to
get. Magazine subscription. Does he read it?
Yes, he's got a
very extensive collection.
Yeah, I'll bet. Yeah. Okay. I bet he... Yeah. How many do you reckon he's got a very extensive collection. Yeah, I'll bet.
Yeah.
Okay.
I bet it.
Yeah.
How many do you reckon he's got?
Oh, I think he's been getting it since he was about 18.
He's now 20.
Oh, wow.
You're going to need to start paying for that subscription when Flybuys ends.
You know?
He can start buying that for himself.
Yeah. Oh, he's 29.
Oh, Vicky, I hear you.
I hear you. They grow up so fast. Thanks so much. Let's talk to Tegan. I know $ himself. Yeah. Oh, Vicky, I hear you. I hear you.
They grow up so fast.
Thanks so much.
Let's talk to Tegan.
I know $800 at him.
Hi, Tegan.
Hi, Tegan.
How are you guys?
How are you going?
Good, thanks.
What was the thing that you bought with your fly-by's points?
So it wasn't me.
It was my mum.
So growing up, she would spend about $700, $800 on groceries every fortnight because
we were a big family.
Yeah.
Wait.
A big family, how many?
So at home, three kids, two parents,
but she would also help my brother out as well and other family members.
And so she would obviously rack up the fly-by points.
Obviously.
And it got to the point where underneath her bed
ended up with like four toasters, four jugs,
four toasting press machines, cups, everything.
Tegan, would she whip these out at Christmas time?
No, no.
So if her family was like, oh, my jug's about to blow up,
she'd be like, oh, here's a jug.
I've got one for you.
Oh, your mum sounds like a saint. Yeah, yeah.
But jugs never break and toasters never break.
My toaster broke one day at home while she was there
and she straight away went on to Flybuys,
bought me a toaster, went and took it out.
I can get you one.
That was the day she was hoping for.
Get you one with my points.
Oh, your mum sounds like a lovely person.
Thanks, Tegan.
That's great.
A lot of foot spas coming in.
A lot of people saying I've got a foot spa with my Flybuys.
Have you ever seen anybody use one of those foot spas coming in. A lot of people say I've got a foot spa with my flybys. Have you ever seen anybody use one of those foot spas?
The only time I've ever used a foot spa was after Dame Susan Devoy and I did that 50-kilometre walk.
Oh, yeah.
And we did a foot spa together.
At home.
In my living room.
Where did you get the foot spa?
Not off flybys.
No, but did you go and buy a new one?
I think we just had it.
I think it was from Kmart or something, just like a cheaper one.
I've never seen a single person use a foot spa.
Someone texted through and said they bought a new GHD with their flybys points.
Someone reckons they got an iPhone 14 with flybys.
I cannot even begin to imagine how many flybys points that was.
If you text that through, the iPhone 14, how many points did you need for that?
My mum's still proud of her brother label maker
that you can print out and stick onto containers,
e.g. baking soda.
This would have been very early in the 2000s
and you bet every item of clothing that we owned
was labelled with our initials after that.
How good.
How bloody good.
Someone else said a husky wine and beer cooler,
kids toys, perfume.
I'm going to really miss flybys.
Marie, what's the greatest thing that you bought off flybys?
Kia ora, guys.
We get each other Christmas presents.
I love it.
Okay.
Got a Saban handbag, Saban wallet,
and just waiting until we stop earning them
and we're about to get about two grand worth of travel vouchers.
How many points do you have to rack up for that?
Oh, don't ask.
Yeah.
You've clocked flybys.
Where are you collecting?
Can we ask you for your secrets because it's about to finish anyway.
Where are you clocking up all these flybys points?
Credit card has the connection to flybys mostly.
And then I think energy and all the other things that we could clock out.
God, you're going to be dreading December 31st.
It's really going to impact your lifestyle, isn't it, Marie?
Yeah, no more saving handbags for me.
No more handbags and free fly, isn't it, Marie? Yeah, no more saving hair bags for me. No more hair bags and free flying.
Okay, thanks, Marie.
Gutted.
That puts the cordless phone to shame, doesn't it?
Yeah, a lot of people getting really cool stuff.
Like, what about this text?
I got a blunt.
What?
Oh, I got a blunt umbrella.
Sorry, I should have read the rest of that, yeah.
Fly, boys.
Fly high.
Fly high, boys.
Fly highs. Brie andbys. Fly highs.
Halloween is next Thursday.
Thursday, I believe, yeah.
The 31st of October.
All the Halloween parties will be this weekend and next weekend.
I went to a Halloween party last Friday.
Was it scary?
The costumes were scarily good.
Okay, yeah.
Like everyone went all out.
Like it was hard to pick best dress because everyone was so good.
But it got me thinking about what I...
I thought you were best dressed.
You reckon I was?
I thought your Reagan costume, I thought it was great.
It's funny you say that because, I mean, everyone at the party was like,
I love your outfit. It's awesome.
And it's on the top of the list for the Times magazine,
what they're predicting is going to be the most popular Halloween costumes this year.
Oh, lucky you got in early then.
I know.
Did it before anyone else.
Do you want to hear some of the other ones on the list of what they predict?
So they reckon Sydney from the Bear TV show.
Oh, okay.
So some tattoos.
Which one was Sydney?
Isn't Sydney?
No.
Why is Claudia shaking her head at me?
She's the girl, right?
It's not the bear himself.
It's the girl.
Oh, yeah, in the bear, yeah.
How do you dress up as her?
Just dress up like a chef?
Just a blue apron and a white T-shirt.
Just put a really stressed look on your face.
Oh, what's the main guy's name?
The main guy's name is Kami.
Is that his name?
His character's name, yeah, yeah.
I feel like he'd be easier to dress up as.
You wear a tight white T-shirt, put some tattoos on.
Curly wig.
Curly wig, you're good to go.
And a cigarette.
But they reckon any characters from The Bear are going to be popular.
Yeah.
They also reckon...
Season three of The Bear sucked so much, by the way.
Was it three or four?
Three.
Three.
Characters from the Pixar movie Inside Out 2.
Oh, yeah, okay, like the emotions.
Yes, and they named especially the new ones,
Envy and Anxiety, going to be super popular, they reckon.
Yeah, what do you wear to be Anxiety?
Well, they all have, like, outfits in the movie.
It'd be pretty easy to dress up as them.
To be honest, the party that I went to,
there was all the Pixar Inside Out characters,
and they were my favourite.
They were my best dressed at the party.
Chapel Roan.
Oh, that would be a great Halloween costume.
Is another one that they reckon is high on the list.
Beetle Juice, going to be very popular.
Because the movie's back.
Because of the movie.
Yeah.
And Time Magazine, they reckon one of the most popular costumes
to wear this Halloween? Ray Gunn.
She's made global waves.
If I was her, I would have
trademarked a Halloween costume
and just distributed it
around the world. You would have made
hundreds of thousands. If I was her,
I would have done lots
of things. Like... Saturday Night Live?
Yeah, lent into the joke, had a
laugh about it, not taking it so seriously.
Got my knickers in a knot.
Yeah.
Maybe it's last year, but I feel like it's not.
Eris Tour's been huge.
Taylor and Travis Kelsey would be a
good couple's costume.
It's been done, hasn't it? Has it? Yeah, okay.
Maybe a zombie Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey.
A dead... Yeah, okay. Maybe a headless Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. A dead Taylor Swift. Yeah, okay.
Maybe a headless Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey,
you know, where their heads are on a platter.
What's Kiwi?
Christopher Lux and it'd be pretty easy to go as.
You just wear a bald cap.
Yeah, yeah.
And a suit and a little Air New Zealand name badge.
And $50 worth of groceries.
No, $60, I think.
Sorry, $60 worth of groceries. And then just put, I think. Sorry, $60 worth of groceries.
And then just put a sticker on the front,
My Weekly Shop.
My Weekly Shop, yeah.
That'd be good.
You could go as the TV3 Newsroom.
Too soon?
No, okay.
What else could you go as?
What's been big in New Zealand in the last 12 months?
People are always good at this on the text machine.
We want to know, what's your Halloween costume this year?
And do you think you've nailed it?
Do you think you've got something iconic that you are going as for Halloween this year?
And are you willing to share the idea with us?
What is your fantastic Halloween costume idea?
Oh, $100.00 at M, or you can text it to 9696. what is your fantastic Halloween costume idea?
Oh, $100.00 at M, or you can text it to 9696.
We're going to see if we can find the best Halloween costume for 2024.
Lisa Carrington would be a good one.
Oh, yeah, the goat in the boat.
Yeah.
Got a little cardboard kayak around you.
That'd be pretty fun.
That'd be really good.
It's Halloween.
Next week, the Halloween parties are going to be banging this weekend and next weekend.
So we're trying to find what's the greatest Halloween costume this year.
Yeah, Time Magazine have said they've predicted, rather,
some of the most popular costumes for this year,
which include Beetlejuice, Ray Gunn, the breakdancer,
Chapel Roan, characters from the new Pixar Inside Out 2 movie,
and characters from The Bear TV show.
You have used your Ray Gun outfit already.
And if it's that popular, you could sell it.
You could dry clean it and sell it in time for someone else to...
But they wouldn't have the full package, you know,
because you've got the Ray Gun face to go with the Ray Gun outfit.
People at the party I went to,
when I literally double took when you walked in
and thought it was her.
Like she would show up in her Olympics tracksuit?
Hey, depends how much she was getting paid.
If they showed her the money, she probably would.
So we want to know what are you going as?
Have you got a great idea?
Ella's called up.
Hi, Ella.
Hi, Ella.
Hi.
Who's going as what for Halloween, Ella?
So my partner is going as Morgan Wallen with a fold-up chair.
Because he threw the chair off the balcony.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
And he got arrested.
What was it, off a six-story balcony or something?
No, no, no, no.
I think it was like a story up above the street, wasn't it?
I think it was off the sixth floor.
Was it?
I'm pretty sure.
That's why it was so dangerous.
Is he going to follow through, Ella? Is he going to throw the chair?
Oh, it depends on how much drink he has, I
suppose. Same with Morgan Wallen, to be honest.
Yeah. Just like Morgan Wallen.
Somebody pour me a drink.
That's not him, eh? No, that's not him.
I took a stab. He's the other one. What's the other
one, Claudia? The tea he's on?
I had some help.
He's that one. Oh, yeah.
I think. Really different. Summer's called up. Oh, yeah. I think. Really different.
Summer's called up.
Hi, Summer.
Hi, Summer.
Hi.
Spooky Halloween.
What are you going to dress up as?
Me and my best friend, we're dressing up as gold diggers
with gold skirts and gold chains and gold sunglasses.
I thought you were going to say like a John Deere
or a Massey Ferguson.
Yeah, like some kind of Midwestern gold panning person.
No, like an actual digger.
Oh, a gold, a golden digger.
Like a John Deere or like a Massey, yeah.
How old are you, Summer, to be dressing up as a gold digger?
I'm 13.
You're 13?
That's good.
That'd be very funny.
Someone said, I'm going this Halloween as Tom Phillips,
the missing Maricopa man who's in the bush with his children.
How would you dress as that?
Big, bald head.
Yeah.
Camouflage.
And children, I don't know.
Hopefully you've got your own children you can take.
Someone else said, I'm going as a train broken into pieces,
so it's going to be train wreck.
Oh, that's clever.
That's quite fun.
I'm very short, so I will be going this Halloween as a garden gnome.
I like it.
It's also my birthday.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Yep, nailing it.
I love this.
Someone is going as a New Zealand Navy captain for Halloween. It's also my birthday. Perfect. Perfect. Yep, nailing it. I love this.
Someone is going as a New Zealand Navy captain for Halloween,
like the one that sunk the HMNZS Manawanui on the reef in Samoa.
Yep, yep.
Yeah.
I love this.
Hugely topical.
Very topical.
Yeah. That only happened recently.
Someone else said, I'm going as a vape.
Maybe then people will miss me if I go missing.
If you go as a vape, you will be the most popular person at the party.
Everyone's had a few drinks.
Everyone's going to want to have a suck on you.
People will be all over you.
Someone said, I'm going as someone with crippling mortgage debt.
Oh, that's relatable.
That is very relatable.
What do you do?
You just dress up as
like a normal person? Someone said I'm
going as Slim Shady from the song
Houdini. Oh yeah?
What is it? What's he?
Claudia's our resident Eminem fan.
Claudia, what's so special about the Eminem Houdini
music video? Aren't they all
dressed as the same Eminem?
They all have the blonde hair and the outfits. There's like
a hundred of them that all look exactly the same.
So the original Slim Shady.
You're going as classic Slim Shady.
Yeah, the original.
But slightly older.
Yeah, gotcha.
Yeah, gotcha, gotcha.
Someone else said,
my daughter broke her arm,
so we are dressing her up in a sling, bandages,
and her pony with the sign Pony for Sale.
Good with kids.
I like that.
Oh, because she's covered in bandages.
That's so good.
Well, good luck, everybody.
It's going to be great.
If you have a good costume, you'll be very, very popular.
Just don't make the mistake that Bree did and choose a costume
which requires constant, like, movement, like, interpretation.
Like, yours was a breakdancer.
So every time someone saw you, you had to do some breakdancing.
Look, I'm not going to lie.
My hip flexors have never been soarer.
Yeah, and everyone thought it was so easy
until they saw how hard it is to actually dance like Reagan.
Also, my butt muscle's so sore.
We're going to get classical next,
where you and I will take on Ella
in the music guessing game,
in the classical music, in the...
In the classical music guessing game, let's get classical.
Yeah, that.
Yeah.
Pop songs, classic style, phone pings, you, me, Ella.
What could go wrong?
You can text through either our team, which is Clint and myself,
Brie and Clint, we're one team, we play together,
or producer Ella, Ella, whatever you want to text through,
she's the other team.
She's currently stuck in the toilet.
So if she doesn't front in time for the game,
she loses by default.
We win.
We win.
Just take that into account as you're texting in your votes, okay?
She's currently nowhere to be seen.
She hasn't turned up.
No.
If she doesn't front, she doesn't win.
We'll play Let's Get Classical.
Let's get classical.
This is our classical music guessing game.
Claudia.
What were you about to say?
Producer.
You sound like my mum when she's, like, talking to us kids
and she'll call me all
my other siblings names
before mine. My dad will get to the dog before he got to me.
Me, my dad too.
Brianna! Get in here!
This is where Claudia takes pop songs
and gives them to the classical music treatment.
She sure does. She uses her magic
classical wand and then we take
turns guessing. Yeah, I play all the instruments
myself. Fortunately for her, Ella
has made it back just in time
for the game.
I'm good. Are you okay? Just a bit
sweaty. Do you rush things? I think I
had some bad sushi.
You don't even eat the part that can make you sick.
I don't know what word's going to come out. What's the part that can make you
sick? The fish. Nah, to be honest
the rice is the most dangerous.
And I got it at three o'clock, so I think I had bad rice.
What vegan sushi consists of?
Rice and cucumber.
Avocado.
Avocado.
Anyway, Claudia, you're going to run a game of Let's Get Classical.
It's me and Bree versus Ella.
No mercy.
No mercy, Ella.
No mercy.
We're in for something today.
We all know the rules.
Buzz in with your name if you think you know it,
and let's just jump straight in.
All righty.
Ella.
Ella.
Apple, CharlieXCX?
Yeah.
Take that question mark off.
I was close.
That was a pretty easy one.
Yeah.
That was an easy one.
No, that's like brand new.
That's not easy.
I was right there.
I literally went Charlie XCX and needed a couple more beats.
I would have got it.
You didn't get it.
Well done, Ella.
Thank you.
Even in your sorry state.
I know.
I got it, guys.
Okay, here's another one.
It's no fun for the listeners when she gets it that quickly, you know,
because they don't have a chance.
No, boo-hoo.
They don't have a chance to hear it.
That's our radio experience coming through, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could say that about NBA.
Me and Bree have got the listeners in mind.
We like to give them time to enjoy this.
Get the listeners in on the game.
All right, I'll win then.
Ella's just selfishly chiming in, but that's okay.
Shut up.
I mean, each to their own.
Clint.
Oh, I knew that.
Oh, let them listen, Clint.
Nah, don't.
That's Slow It Down by Benton Boondogs.
I knew it.
Nice.
Screw them listeners.
It's a point for us.
Also, can you tell us when you're about to play it?
You're ready, and then I don't know that it's happening.
Ella.
Firework, Katy Perry.
Yes.
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
Did I win?
Was that me?
Yeah, you win.
Ha!
I had nothing this week.
Quinn, you chose Ella as the winner,
so you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Quinn.
We lost so you could win, Quinn.
We're just selfless like that.
So nice of you guys. Even in my sorry state, I pull it through. We're just selfless like that. So nice of you guys.
Even in my sorry state, I pull it through.
We're in it for the listener. Ella's in it for herself.
No comment.
What'd you say?
We were talking to our producer Ella
earlier today who helped celebrate
her sister's 21st birthday
over the weekend. How did your speech go that we were getting you ready for?
Guys, you set me up to win.
It was awesome.
So you helped me right at the start,
and then I flew like a little baby bird from the nest.
You are welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And I was really good.
Start off with a strong joke,
and then you get everyone into a false sense of security,
and then if your speech bombs after that.
That's fine.
Just get out.
Just get out.
Just curious to know what happens at a 21st now.
Did your sister do a yard glass or 21 shots?
Nah.
I mean, people still do that.
It was at your family home.
Exactly.
And by family home, I mean the family home that Ella,
her sister and her other sister and her mum all still
live at and you said that
150 people were
invited. Yep.
That's enormous. That's a huge
house party. To be fair, like my
mum bought the house back
I don't know, in 2000s when
houses were cheaper and they had backyards.
So we do have a lovely backyard.
I'm just saying. You've got room to keep all a lovely backyard. Oh, okay. I'm just saying.
You've got room to keep all the feral 20-year-olds outside.
Yeah.
I'm just saying I haven't heard of a house party with that many people.
Yeah.
Since, I mean.
The 2000s.
Since it was on the news.
Yeah, yeah.
Where they used to get out of control.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's why it was so cool because everyone has had their 21st season
and my sister's friend group, but they've all been at, like, a bar or a venue or whatever.
So they really did enjoy a house party.
It was really fun.
But I noticed at the end of the night, it's 2 a.m., we're all tired,
the lights are on, we're cleaning up.
There were some people, like, chilling out still.
Lingering.
Lingering, if you will, offering to help.
Oh, I hate those people.
I hate the lingerers.
They were just there to drink the rest of the keg or whatever.
Yeah, and I was just like...
Read the room a little bit.
Get out.
Come on, go to bed.
Who was it?
And how many lingerers do you think there were?
Couple.
A couple.
And they were deciding whether to go to town or not.
Who were they in relation to your sister?
Were they like good friends or were they like friends of friends?
Or were they cousins?
I really don't know.
That's a good question.
So you didn't even know them?
Were they awkward 25-year-olds at a 21st?
No, thankfully not awkward 25-year-olds.
So you didn't even know the people?
Like I knew of them, but yeah, I'm not sure how tight.
Oh my God, there were so many people at that party
that we're getting texts about it.
Someone just texted and said,
yes, Lucy's party was a total vibe.
What?
Oh my God.
Hopefully, hopefully it's not the lingerers.
I know, I'm really nervous now.
You asked us, for if this happens again,
what's our advice to get rid of someone
from a party that has finished.
Yes.
Not a person you don't want at the party,
a person who has overstayed their welcome
and it's time to go home.
Yeah, like as a host, we give signs out,
like we start cleaning up or, you know,
like do you have a ride home kind of chat?
Yeah, yeah, those are the questions.
Do you know how you're getting home?
Yeah.
Preferably now.
Have you called an Uber?
How do you do it?
Because, yeah, it was interesting.
I put down some suggestions.
I was thinking about this.
Oh, wow, okay.
I thought you could do fake fire alarm just to clear the property
and then once everybody's out, you go, oh, oh, well, see ya,
you know, and then shut the door.
That would wake up the whole neighbourhood, though.
Okay, stage a home invasion.
And so it's you, it's your house, but you pull on the mask and go,
everybody get out.
That's a bit excessive.
What about if you just say to them, hey, because you're the only one left here,
can you put some hemorrhoid cream on for me?
Oh, perfect, like my nighttime cream.
Yeah.
And just say, or.
Wait, wait, wait, you use.
No, I don't, but you could say, am I nighttime cream?
Or you just say, hey, while you're here, before you go,
can you take a look at a rash I've got?
I actually do have one.
I've got some spots on my belly button.
You guys didn't like fake fire alarm.
What about actual fire?
We did have a fire pit.
Fire pit?
I actually threw a straw hat in there.
What about if you start telling them that you think the Earth is
flat and you want to talk
to them
about the theories as to why you think
that. Did the moon landing actually
happen? Yeah, and just start bringing up conspiracy
theories. Just hang one of those spoons
off your nose and say that you think the vaccine
magnetised you.
You know, like honestly.
Yeah, and just, oh, you know what else you could do?
You could say to them and get real upset and just be like,
I genuinely think I was abducted by aliens.
Oh my gosh.
And I'm now pregnant.
I kind of want to leave now.
With an alien baby.
All of these are silly or are they?
This one would actually work if you turned the power off
and pretended that you had a power cut.
Or.
Because no one wants to stay.
If there's no music, no lights.
No, we cut the music and there were lights on.
Or you just say to them, who the hell are you?
The lights are on.
Unless you're going to help me clean up, get the hell out of my house.
After midnight, you don't have to be polite anymore.
It was 2am.
2am?
I needed to vomit and go to bed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just come out in your pyjamas.
That's what I always do.
I go for a shower and then I come out in my pyjamas.
And you say something like, oh, are you still here?
And it makes people feel real awkward,
especially when I don't put a bra on.
I was wearing a nightie.
That could have been good.
People don't know where to look.
They're like, oh, I guess I'll get an Uber.
I'll walk home.
It's all good.
It's all right.
I'm going.
Brie and Clint.
We're back after this.
Brie and Clint.
There's a woman that has captured a moment on her phone that is going viral
after she posted an Alaskan Airlines passenger cracking open a can of tuna on a flight.
People are so angry about fish in public.
But I feel like a can of tuna could be the perfect,
if you're going to BYO food on a plane.
I quite like a can of tuna.
It's a ready source of protein.
It's well contained.
It's going to handle the cabin pressure well.
In a confined space, it can be tricky.
And it can be quite a threatening smell, I would say.
We talked about this earlier and someone said
that's basically a can of cat food.
I disagree.
I disagree too.
But the smell, I will admit, can be quite pungent.
Yes, Producer Claude?
Can I just ask, what did you have for lunch today
in this tiny little
room that we... Tuna pasta?
Okay, well, see ya. Did it
smell? No comment.
I didn't smell it.
You and him.
Oh.
You and him.
Right, I see, I see.
You bring it up on air, could have put that down.
Could have sent it to my face today.
If you're having tuna in a can on a plane,
that's technically a can of fish inside a can of people.
Yeah.
Whoa.
A can in a can.
A can in a can in the sky.
The story made me think about the iconic film,
Snakes on a Plane, where there was...
Which would you rather, to be honest?
I mean, which would you rather?
Both very threatening, scary times.
Deadly snakes or slightly whiffy fish?
I mean, both scary situations.
We all know the iconic movie Snakes on a Plane
with Samuel L. Jackson.
And I have managed to get my hands on the sequel film, which no one else has this.
No one has this.
This is an exclusive.
No.
It's coming out very soon.
Kate Roger doesn't even know about this yet.
No, she will now if she listens to our show.
But here is the sequel to Snakes on a Plane, Tuna on a Plane.
30,000 feet in the air, A hidden danger lurks among them.
You know all those security scenarios we ran? Uh-huh. Well, I'm smack in the middle of one.
We didn't think of. Can anybody hear me? This is a distress call. The emergency exits won't save them.
But one man could.
Enough is enough!
I have had it with this motherfucking tuna on this motherfucking plane!
Now everybody strap in.
We're about to open some fucking windows.
Shh.
Can you guys smell that?
This summer, sit back, relax and enjoy the fright.
Tuna on a plane.
You know the craziest thing?
Is I only changed like three words from the real trailer.
Still works.
It's pretty much just word for word.
Yeah, yeah.
Terrifying.
Just in time for Halloween as well.
I mean, scary stuff, eh?
You don't want to fight yourself in that situation.
It's a horror film.
People got to relax on these planes, man.
Could you let me do the same trailer and replace snakes with babies?
And people would be like, not a baby on a plane.
Now that will really give you nightmares.
Bree's on a huge Chappell Rhone buzz at the moment.
What's this Chappell Rhone song you want everybody to listen to
to do their Chappell Rhone homework?
Kink Is My Karma.
Kink Is My Karma.
Oh, there's so many.
Just go listen to the album.
Okay.
It's phenomenal.
And Ross Boss says we're only allowed to play like three songs.
But the rest of the songs are fantastic.
Okay.
So go have a listen.
And the Sabrina Carpenter album, both amazing.
I wanted to do a little bit of a test where everyone listening can play
and producers, Clint, we can all give this a bit of a nudge.
Sure.
I saw this online where I don't really think it has much
of a meaning behind it but it's just quite fun and I feel
like it can show maybe what someone's personality is like depending
on what they pick.
Okay.
Okay?
Yeah.
So here's the situation.
Out of these five things that I'm about to tell you, you can only pick two.
Right. So you have to prioritize out of these five which two you want the most.
Okay?
So everyone listening can play along as well.
Number one, you never feel tired.
Oh, that's a good one.
You never feel tired.
That's the first one.
Yep.
Number two, you have the best wardrobe and style.
Okay.
Like amazing wardrobe and style.
Yep.
Number three, a lifetime supply of your favourite foods
whenever you want it.
Ooh, okay.
Dangerous.
Number four, you always have a clean spic and span home.
Oh, that's a dream.
Like just it's constantly clean.
You never have to worry about it again, including the yard.
Right.
Throw the yard in.
Yeah.
And number five, you can be fluent in another language of your choosing.
Just one.
One.
One other language.
Like the language you already know and then one other.
And then a bonus.
And then obviously if you already know more than one language,
you can pick another one.
Parlez-vous Francais.
It's a great song.
Okay.
Who wants to go first?
So technically the other things, you can still have them,
but you have to work for them, right?
So you get two of the things, but like you could still have a clean house,
but you have to work to clean it every day.
Just means you have to clean it all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what mine are too. I think I know what mine are too.
The tiredness one is really appealing to me.
To not be tired ever.
Because that would mean you don't look tired either.
True.
You said the other day that you often don't feel tired.
I often don't.
Not relatable.
God, I hate you sometimes when you say that shit around the ear.
Like keep it to your bloody self.
You know who hates it?
My wife.
Yeah.
So why do you bring that crap in here?
Because she won't listen to me anymore.
It's like you're trolling all of us.
She's so tired from waking up with the children.
She won't celebrate my untiredness.
What makes you think we want to listen to you?
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
So we've got never feel tired, best wardrobe and style.
Wardrobe's really tempting, but then I'm like, is that superficial?
Lifetime supply of favourite foods whenever you want it.
Always have a clean home.
Be fluent in another language.
I got it.
I got it.
What do you reckon, Ella?
I reckon I would love to be fluent in a language.
Yeah.
And what's the other one?
Oh, best wardrobe.
Best wardrobe.
And just know exactly what suits mean.
Just go with it.
What's the language?
Yeah.
The language?
Ooh, could be Mandarin. Or Tereo.
Okay. Okay.
Good choice. Claudia?
I'm also going superficial. I want a
wardrobe. I want the best wardrobe.
Because I can't be bothered. Yeah. You know?
If it just is magically there. It just is there.
Yeah. And I hate cleaning my house.
It's perfect for you, that wardrobe.
Yeah. I hate cleaning my house.
I love clothes, so those are my two.
Oh, okay.
Clean house, perfect wardrobe.
Interesting.
I feel like I'd be so much happier.
Bree?
I feel like mine are pretty obvious.
Never feel tired, because damn, I feel tired a lot.
So never feel tired.
And Lifetime Supply, my favourite foods.
Come on.
Meow.
It's a real good one.
They're the two I'm picking.
That one's going to save you money too.
That's what I mean.
You're not paying for the food.
It's just on demand.
What about you?
What are you going with?
Give me the food and the clothes.
Food and the clothes.
So best wardrobe and style and favourite foods whenever you want it.
Yeah, sorry to my family, but give me the clothes and the food.
They're like, Dad, we could have had a clean house.
You're like, stuff this.
No, suck it.
What did he say?
Nothing.
That's all right.
His wife will be asleep right now.
She's not asleep.
She's drowsy.
She's sorry.
She's drowsy.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Let's do it. Your birthday banger is for a Tuesday. Number one song when you turn
16. That's what a birthday banger is. We're going to do three and then we'll play our
favourite one. Welcome to the show, Monique. Hi, Monique. Hi. I believe it is your birthday today, Monique. Happy birthday.
Yes.
Have you had a good birthday so far, Monique, or pretty average?
It's been okay.
Yeah.
Oh, it sounds like you've had a crappy birthday.
Who do I need to sort out, Monique?
Yeah.
My cousin. She gave have a chest infection. Who do I need to sort out, Monique? Yeah. My cousin.
She gave me a chest infection.
She gave you a chest infection for your birthday?
Wait, is that what you asked for for your birthday?
No.
No.
That bitch. Well, then what a stink gift.
God, I'm going to call her after this, okay, Monique?
To your cousin.
Monique says you're dumb.
That's from us.
Yeah, and you smell sometimes when you haven't showered
for at least 24 hours.
God, we showed her, Monique.
We showed her. What year
were you born, Monique? Let's do your birthday
banger. 1995.
Right, that means you were 16
in the year 2011.
And back on
this exact day in 2011,
this was at the top.
Huge, huge birthday banger, Monique.
Do you love it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a banger from Rihanna.
Okay, wait there, Monique, with the birthday chest infection.
Let's go to Quinton on 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM.
Hi, Quinton.
Hi, Quinton.
Hello, guys.
Now, your name is not actually Clinton, is it?
Because whenever I call up to order fish and chips
when I go to pick them up,
the order is always there for Quinton.
So we haven't got your name wrong, have we?
I get Quinton.
I get your name.
Oh, you get Quinton.
What do you get as a nickname when your name is Quinton?
Well, lots of things.
Quincy Quinn.
Quincy Quinn. Quincy Quinn.
Yeah.
Quinny.
Yeah, yeah.
I like Quincy.
Q-Dog.
Yeah.
Q-Dog.
That's it.
Q-Tip.
What about Quint?
Oh, you're quite Quint.
What about Quinty Winty?
No, haven't had that one.
Okay.
Thank God, Quentin.
Thank God.
Okay, give us your birthday, mate.
16 April 1980.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1996.
And back on your 16th, this was at the top.
It's like rain.
Come on.
Come on, Quinton.
Yeah.
Isn't that ironic?
It is ironic.
It literally is ironic.
Yeah.
What a banger.
Oh, you've got a great birthday banger, Quinton.
Yeah, I think so.
Long time listener, guys.
First time caller.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
God, you know what, Quinton?
We haven't had one of you guys call up for a while,
so we appreciate you finally calling through.
Done.
You've got a good vibe, too.
It's going to be very hard to beat you in birthday banger
but Natasha's going to give it a go.
Hi, Natasha.
Hi, Natasha.
Hi, guys.
Does anyone ever call you?
Wait, what?
I was going to say
long time listener,
first time caller.
Oh, we got the double.
Oh, it's a party this afternoon
on birthday banger.
I don't know if we've gone
back to back before.
We've never got the triple. No, we've back to back before. We've never got the triple.
No, we've never got the triple.
We've never got the triple, I know that.
But great to finally have you on the show, Natasha.
Thanks, guys.
All we need now is your birthday.
16th of June, 1979.
All right, that means you were 16, Tash, in 1995.
And on that day, this was at the top.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, Natasha.
I said Quinton was going to be hard to beat, but wow.
I particularly like it because I know that upper management
would hate us to play this for a birthday banger.
Oh, quiet, quiet.
I love a bit of labouche.
I also
am curious to ask Monique
if she is a long-time listener,
first-time caller. Oh, you want to engineer one?
Just to see. Okay, alright. Wait there, Natasha.
We're going to come back to you. Monique, have you ever
called ZM before?
No. So you are a
first-time caller.
Long-time
listener. Yeah.
I mean, we kind of drew it out of her, but...
It doesn't hit the same when you...
Still good.
Still good.
I'll still take it.
Okay, wait there, Monique.
Rihanna, We Found Love.
Alanis Morissette, Ironic.
La Bouche, Be My Lover.
God, I'd love to...
They're all good.
They are all good.
Oh, I'm really torn.
Me too.
I feel like Quentin is a wise soul.
Quentin, if it was up to you, what would you be choosing?
Well, Clint, we share fish and chip names, so come on.
Yeah, we do.
Me.
Quentin, I'm going to go with you, ironic Alanis Morissette.
So you got my vote.
It's up to this Quentin. I can't abandon my fish and
chip friend. Quentin, you're the winner of birthday
banger today. Congratulations. Thank you guys.
There we go. Appreciate you, Quentin.
He started the first time cooler long time listener
Everlunch too. He started it off. He had the good
vibes and a great birthday banger.
He's the whole package.
Boom.
Brian Clinton, ZM.
ZM Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger for Quinton from the year 1996 is Alanis Morissette.
And ironic today, taking out Rihanna
and a ripper from La Bouche.
I'm pretty sure I danced to this song in a jazz competition once.
Oh, okay.
As a child?
Well, I think I was like maybe 10.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of kickball changes.
Yeah.
Sparkles.
Sparkles the whole nine yards.
Those ugly jazz shoes.
Oh, it's hitting on the show, what if I told you there's a way that you could live to 150 years old.
Oh, no thanks.
But you have to go to bed at 8.30 at night.
Oh, no thanks.
Maybe you could dance to this.
Bree and Clint.
Bed chem on ZM.
When you say Bed Kim, it sounds like you're saying Bad Kim
just with a really thick New Zealand accent.
Yeah.
But it is Bed Kim.
What do I sound like when I say it?
Bed Kim.
Yeah, you sound like you're saying Bed Kim.
Bed Kim.
Whereas I sound like I'm saying Bed Kim, like Bed Dog.
Bed Dog.
It's a Bed Dog.
Get off the bed, you beard dog.
I'm such a beard dog.
Would you like to live to 150?
I couldn't think of anything worse.
Why?
My back already hurts and I'm in my 30s.
Sure, sure, sure.
Okay, what if you were healthy?
What if you were...
I'm not saying you're not healthy.
What if you were...
Excuse you. What if you felt good? What if you felt good I'm not saying you're not healthy. What if you were... Excuse you.
What if you felt good?
What if you felt good?
Would you like to live to 150?
Like how good?
Excellent.
Like if the clock...
You're not in pain.
You're not in pain.
And you are...
You're physically fit enough to get out and about.
I don't think so.
Huh?
Nah.
150?
Nah.
140?
If they could find a way to turn back the body clock and I could, you know, stop ageing at a certain age
but then obviously I'd keep ageing but my body wouldn't, then maybe.
So that is actually the goal for people who are in the longevity game.
They focus on a thing called biological age.
So you have your physical age, which for you is mid-30s.
Yep.
And then you have a biological age, which for a lot of people is actually older than
their physical age.
Like if you're a smoker, your biological age is quite often older than your physical age
because you're burning yourself out.
They did this on the Kardashians where you can take a test now
where it's quite an intricate test and they can tell
how old your biological age is.
Yeah, yeah.
And so it was Khloe Kardashian who I think is currently 39.
Fact check me on that, Claude.
39, 40-ish.
Anyway, yeah.
And her biological age, according to this test, was 27.
Was it, though?
It was.
They had a real doctor in there.
I know, but like-
Have you seen how much those people work out?
They have a private chef.
They would have all the lotions and potions and the cryogenic
but they sell you the lotions and potions and she's probably like the key to this is this
chloe kardashian protein goo that you rub on your perineum she's just got bloody genes that she's
selling right i believe it have you seen him it's it's ridiculous back to this lady who believes you
can live to 150 she how old is she her name name is Kayla Barnes-Lentz. She's
33. Oh, what would she know?
Exactly, that's what I thought too. She runs
a biology upgrading clinic, which
sounds like horse caca, but she does
anyway. What does it do? She believes
that she has
a routine that
can help women live to
150. I don't know why specifically
women. I know women have a longer life expectancy than men anyway. Oh, you might only be able to live to 150. I don't know why specifically women. I know women have a longer life expectancy than men anyway.
Oh, you might only be able to live to 140.
Yeah.
This is what it will take.
Well, this is part of what it will take, okay?
Okay.
To live to 150, according to this longevity expert.
Wake up naturally at 5 a.m. every day.
Yuck.
During your day, get in 15,000 daily steps.
That's so many.
Who has the time?
When you work, you work in 90-minute blocks.
So you put all your distractions away, you get rid of your phone,
all of that stuff.
You work in 90-minute blocks and you have little breaks.
I don't mind that idea.
You take your phone calls.
Any phone calls that you do during the day,
you take them while you're walking just to get some extra steps in.
Okay?
Okay.
All this stuff is quite straightforward.
You must find time every day for infrared saunas and cold plunges,
which a lot of people already do.
Well, not a lot.
Some people already do.
When you say a lot of people, you can't take your sample size
as art in Matilda Green.
Yeah, I know.
I know. I know.
I do want an infrared sauna and an ice bath though.
Wouldn't we all?
Would I use them?
Probably not.
But I would like one.
Okay.
So when you have dinner in the evening, that's fine.
Have your dinner.
She didn't even specify what your dinner should be.
But after dinner, you have to go for a 50-minute walk after dinner.
50 minutes after dinner?
Yeah, a lot of people talk about the benefits of walking after eating.
I'm sure there's heaps of benefits, but I'd rather sit on the couch, watch TV and eat half a block of hazelnut chocolate.
Well, you don't do that.
You watch the sunset every evening to reset your body's circadian rhythm.
Because you got up at five so you saw the sunrise, now you have to show your body the sunset so it knows this stuff.
Right.
In bed by 8.30, asleep by nine.
You also need to sleep in a cage that blocks electromagnetic fields.
You sleep in a cage?
The room has to be so dark that you can't see your hand in front of your face.
Like a dog crate.
You also have to use oxygen treatment and reduce oxidative stress
and takes 20 supplements a day.
Oh, it's getting a little bit foofy now.
But if you just do those things,
you too could live to the ripe old age of 150.
Yes, your KiwiSaver will run out at 80,
but you could live another 70 years with absolutely no money
or loved ones because they'll all be dead too.
Yeah, but you could work again.
You could have 10 years off and then go back to work.
You could watch your partner, your children, and their children die
and still be alive if you just make it to 150.
God, that sounds exciting.
Or you could do all of this stuff every day for the next 15 years and still get hit by
a car.
Some of it's just luck.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Patchwood.
Bree and Clint.
And that's us, everybody.
Thanks for being a part of the Bree and Clint show.
What TV show are you watching at the moment?
Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
Because I'm showless.
I'm watching.
We finished Outlander last night.
Six seasons of Outlander in a row.
You've been on that show for like a year.
No, no, no, no, no.
How long?
We did six seasons in about, I'm going to say two and a half months.
Oh, you'd be all outlandered out, surely.
Yeah, we pounded it.
Outlandish.
I'm currently watching the Netflix show Outer Banks.
Outer Banks?
Outer Banks.
I watched season one ages ago.
My partner and I, we watched it.
And then I kind of forgot about it.
We enjoyed season one.
And then I saw recently that they just, the latest season, season four is out.
So we've gone back to season two and started watching from there.
Oh, yeah.
Very popular.
I've just seen the Just Confirmed Today season five.
Yeah, it's super popular.
Okay.
And essentially it's about.
And good?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Okay.
It's about the rich, the poor treasure.
Ooh.
But set in a modern day setting.
Okay, sweet.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
It's quite good.
Claudia, you got anything for us?
I've just caught up on Yellowstone.
Oh my God!
I at first was like, nah, this doesn't look like a show for me.
Nah, no, it gets you that way.
Yeah, my partner put it on and then I was watching from the background
and then watching from the foreground.
I was like, this is actually really good.
It's back in November.
Yes, it is.
I think it's a couple of weeks until Yellowstone is back.
Yeah, right.
I don't know what it's going to be like, though.
Yellowstone, Outlander, are they all the same?
No, not at all.
Very different.
No.
Outlander is kind of science fiction.
It involves time travel.
And it's historical.
And it's historical. It's set in the 1700s. What's the one you've just finished? Outlander. Outlander is kind of science fiction. It involves time travel. And it's historical. And it's historical.
It's set in the 1700s.
What's the one you've just finished?
Outlander.
Outlander.
And Yellowstone is just Midwestern cowboy shit, but set now.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Or do you not realise that they're actually the same show and they will connect eventually?
That's cool.
Imagine.
Imagine that. Outlander ends and they will connect eventually. That's cool. Imagine.
Ellen ends and they buy a farm.
Claire comes through the stones at Yellowstone Ridge.
Whatever that means.
Are you going to ask me me now?
What show are you watching, Ella? Not a show.
Close, close.
Oh, sorry.
Hannah Montana.
I do love Hannah Montana.
But no, I recommend playing
Spider-Man 2
If you haven't
That's not a TV show
No but I just wanted to say
What I do in my spare time
So screw you all
Play Spider-Man 2
It's fun
Have a great night everybody
We'll see you guys tomorrow
Oh screw you
Wrap me up
I want to wrap you up
My spidey senses are tingling.