ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd October 2025

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to Wicked Wing Wednesdays at KFC. Grab Wicked Wings for just two bucks each. Woo! ZM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live on me tonight. Kiori, everybody.

Welcome to The Brie and Clint show. I'm just in here learning things about my own urine that I wasn't aware of. These things are important to know, Clint. and I've just learned it myself. Before you share your mind-altering urine fact, where did you get it from? The internet. When you say the internet, did you get it from TikTok?

Not from TikTok. Okay, then I'll allow it. Not from TikTok. Turns out, colourless, so clear. Fully clear. Fully clear urine. Yep. You're drinking too much water.

Too much water. Pale yellow is the goal. I thought clear was the goal. Should I ask ChatGPT just to check? Yeah, sure, yeah. Is clear urine bad? Anybody been recently, like in the last hour kind of thing? I need to go, so I'll tell you later.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I don't think I've been today. Oh, okay. Yeah. Chad GPT says that it's not a awful thing, but it does mean you're probably drinking too much water. Yeah. Over hydration. And they said if you're always, always got clear urine, probably not the best.

You're washing away all your vitamins and minerals. Maybe. What if it's yellow? Mine's fluoro at the moment. Nice. Oh, multivitamin? Multi-vitamin. It scares me every time.

I'm like, oh my God. They call that the expensive ways. Oh, really? Because you just pay for the vitamins and then you pee them out. None of the vitamins going into me. I don't know why I take it. They're all in your wheeze. Yeah.

Well, there you go, everybody. The more you know. Yeah, we should open up the show with more facts. You got one? Yep. Pluto. Yeah, we should do a fact every day. We should.

Okay, I'll save my Pluto fact. We should do a fact of the day. Should we have a little jingle that we started with? No, no one would be into that. We could sing it ourselves. We don't need to make anything. That'd get old. It'd be something like, it would just be the words of the segment.

So it'd just be like, fact of the day, D. D, D, and then like some sort of like... Oh, no, I like that. I like that. Okay, you're like that? Yeah, I like that. We'll workshop it. Well, we're actually doing the breakfast show tomorrow.

Maybe we kick it off there tomorrow. Like it. We launch our new segment, fact of the day. At like 8.20-ish. It's a great idea. Okay. We're going to get in trouble. Hey, fun old show on the way today.

We're putting another person in our box for Lord today. Wow. Are we going back to back? Boxes. Yeah. How bloody good. Back-to-back boxes. Still time, we're going to make the call at 5 o'clock.

If you've got something you'd like to stick in our box for Lord, you can text Lord is the keyword. And then the item, the service, the skill. Person. Skill, person. Extremity that you'd like to stick in our box to 9-6-9-6. 5 o'clock. Someone in a friend is scoring a spot in our Lord box.

Right now, though, we're going to do Tradie versus Lady. The lady's one behind the tradies. Can you level the scores or can you take the Trades 2 in front? 0,800 dial Z&M right now. Play Z&M's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go.

Indeed, the Trades on 88. Only one ahead of the ladies on 87. A lady is in Queensland. She's 23 and she is an electrician who has chosen to be on the ladies team even though she could represent the tradies. Welcome to the show, Sarah. We see you, Sarah. We see you.

You reckon you can get it done for the ladies today? Oh, surely. What do you say about the rumour that Sparkies don't clean up after themselves on the job site? Oh, it's not true. Not true? I always clean up. Really? Nasty rumour.

I heard you guys are always leaving that little bit of insulation off the cables. Just put a box aside and you're all good. Okay. Good to hear, Sarah. You're taking on our tradie from. Hamilton. He's 31 and he had his stag due last weekend. So I reckon he'll still be a bit slow.

Welcome to the show, Finn. Hi Finn. Good, team. How are you going? On a scale of one to absolutely sending it, where were you sitting for your stag? Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely sending it. Maybe one back. One back? You were one back from

absolutely sending it. That's not bad. Yeah, played it safe. Played it safe. That's a solid nine. He was a 12 out of 13 at a Hamilton stagger, and he reckons he played it safe. Finn, your buzz is Trady. Sarah, lady, first to three correct answers. We'll get $50 cash from KFC.

Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Where did Homer Simpson work on the show The Simpsons? Trudy. Yes, Finn. At the nuclear power plant. At the nuclear power plant.

It sure, bloody, was. One to the Trades. Question number two. What is the name of the TV show where people, will pitch their business ideas to a room full of dragons. Finn, Finn. Dragon's Den is correct.

Is that a spinoff of Shark Tank? I think Shark Tank is the spinoff of Dragon's Den. Oh, yeah. There you go. Didn't know that. Shark's tank is the American one and Dragonsden is the New Zealand, Australian, British one. Oh, yeah.

I think they've got an Aussie Shark Tank now too. Oh, they would? You love sharks over there, eh? Love slash hate. Are you talking about the golfer Greg Norman? Love him. He's an icon. Two to the Trades.

We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Finn for the clean sweep. Eminem. It is Eminem. He's got it. That's the job done. Ain't no flies on Finn.

Congratulations. You're a Traitiverse lady. champion. Finn, when's the wedding? Oh, the wedding's in November on 22nd. Oh, oh. Well, see you there, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Let us know. We're going to bring Sarah, because she's

pretty down and out about that loss, eh, Sarah? Oh, yeah, I don't know any answer. She wouldn't mind a free meal, Finn. Surely if she cleaned up on site, she'd have won back. Shots fired. Bree and Clint. Dead Ames Brie and Clint

Podcast There's a dad in Strayer at the moment Who's in the news Because he's chased a Would Be criminal out of his yard In the middle of the night In his undies Yes he has

I love these stories Yes he has Teenage burglars Have a listen to this Grant Brown chased the two boys Out of his home And down Kimcora Road Still in his underwear

There was no way Grant was letting him get away And actually came back with the teenager in a headlock when the father of four performed the citizen's arrest apprehending the 15-year-old, he says he actually even forced the boy to call Triple Zero

himself. And this guy's like, don't hurt me, you can call the cops, just don't hurt me. I'm like, you can call the cops. The ordeal has left Grant's neighbours in awe. They have now given him the nickname of Captain Underpants. A perfect news story. A perfect

news story. There's footage of it, too, because all the neighbors have got ring cams and security cameras and stuff. So there's footage of this dad, legging it down the street in the middle of the night, in his undies, and then footage of him coming back the other way with the teenager in a headlock,

and then standing out on the curb until the police arrive. And he does. He forces the teenager to call the police on the kid's own phone. He holds the phone up to the kid's face, so it unlocks, and then he makes the kid call the police and be like, hi, I've done a burglary, come and arrest me. It was wild because I heard. heard that he said to the kid afterwards, he goes, look, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

Yeah, yeah, which hurts even more. It hurts so much. I don't say the best bit. It will be the best part for Grant. The best bit is, he's totally ripped. Is he? He's jacked. He's not, Claudia, you've seen him.

He's a handsome dad, isn't he? Oh, yeah, he's put together. He's a dill. And then you see him, he's in the grundies, which are the Y-front undies. And white? He looked, oh, couldn't tell the colour, because. because it's night vision kind of... Okay.

Because that was my first question was what type of undies? Were they good? Were they... He's in good neck undies? Um, yeah, he's slept in a good pair. Okay. But he's in good neck.

Like, people in the comments are saying he should get a bonds sponsorship. Like, he should be like... Genius. Or tradey undies or... Genius. Budgie smugglers. But what an...

What an opportunity to arise. You're a dad. You keep yourself in good neck. Well, you're hoping nothing else would arise in that situation. That's good point. Now you're a hero on national TV and everybody gets to see your rig. And you know what? And he deserves it.

He deserves it. He's a bloody hero. Yeah, yeah. And, I mean, it couldn't have worked out better for him. I wanted to ask people this afternoon because it's a situation that I dread that will happen to me that I'll get caught outside in my undies having to do something. Yeah. You know, what were you forced to do in your undies in the middle of the night?

You didn't choose it? It's just at that moment the house decided to catch fire or flood or a burglar tried to come in or something like that and you had to do something serious while only wearing your undies. Remember that time I was forced? I had no other choice but to take away in my front yard. Refresh me? So my dog, Whitney Houston, had just had.

had surgery to be fixed up and she was on all kinds of drugs because, you know, pretty rough surgery. And the vet had said to us, you can't let her run, especially not upstairs or like you just have to, you know, keep her in her, in her crate or you just have to keep her a watch on her because she can't run because she'll pull the stitches out. Anyway, she was crying in the middle of the night, it would have been like three in the morning and I was like, oh, she needs to go for a week. So I've gotten up

I've taken her out to the front yard of my house Put her down Because we had like a little deck And there's like three stairs And then I've put her down on the grass And she's walking around She's still out of it And she's not going to the toilet

And all of a sudden I was like Oh my God I need to go the toilet I need to go whee's bad Oh no But I'm in the situation where I'm like I can't leave her No Because she'll take off

And then so I'm like What do I do here What do I do? I'm like edging her I'm like egging her on please go wheeze, please go whee's. She's not going. So I've had to go wheeze

in the front yard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And as I'm going wheeze, she starts to run back up the stairs so then I run after her. Wee's going everywhere. All done in my undies. I was in my undies at the time.

Not the story I was expecting. Wasn't my best moment. But you know what? Looking back on it, You do those things for your loved ones. Unlike the hot dad grant from Australia, you're glad that your neighbours didn't have security cameras. I'm so glad that we had a hedge that was quite tall,

which covered a lot of the area. God bless the bush. Yeah, in that case, there was a bush. Wasn't mine, though. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Might be like Breeze. Might be slightly different. We want to know the thing that you were forced to do in your undies.

Yep. You can text it to 9696.9.6. Were you a hero? Or were you just some weirdo in their undies outside? Were you a zero? Like me, that weed on her feet. Was there a fire alarm at your hotel? Oh. You see, you want to hope you're wearing your good undies there.

Grab the robe, yeah. We just told the story about Grant, the hot dad from Strayer, who's been filmed by his neighbour's security cameras, running down the street in the middle of the night in just his undies chasing some teenage criminals who had broken into the property. He's a hero, and this is one of the top comments on the seven news post about him.

They said, geez, tough day for the neighbours seeing Fit A.F. Grant running down the street in his undies. Julie next door was caught breaking in the next day, so she too could be run down the street by chased down the street by Grant and his undies. Oh, Grand, you got me. Oh, no. Oh, you've got me.

You found me. Oh, looks, I'm in your bed. Oh, manhandle me. Oh, fell. I'm resisting. I'm resisting. So we want to know, what did you get forced to do in your undies? Rebecca's here.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Gona. It wasn't you, was it? Who was in their undies and what did they do? It was, it's my now husband. He proposed me in his undies. He did not, Rebecca.

Was it planned? He did. Um, I think so, but I think he was just so nervous that he kind of just forgot to put pants on. Um, but he, I asked him afterwards, I was like, why, why are there no pants? He's like, this makes a good story. Is he, like, he, like, this Aussie dad, was it part of the charm? Is he super ripped and he thought this will help get the proposal over the line, Rebecca? I think so.

Yeah. Like, is your favourite thing about him, he's quads? Oh, yeah? Yeah. We knew it. Yeah. I hope he chose the pair with no holes in them. Thanks, Rebecca.

Let's go to Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, hello. Tell us. Yours is a good one. What did you do? It wasn't necessarily in your undies, but something similar?

Kind of a reverse issue. I was found asleep one night around 2 a.m. He had friendache knocking on my door. I lived in an apartment block and got up to find the wife of of the couple next door saying her husband was choking. I had the damas on, but I did not have my bristicles contained. Oh, no. You're letting them fly free for the night, were you anonymous?

And I'm a little bit on the Bucksome side. Okay. Okay. And so I ended up doing about 11 minutes of CPR until the ambulance got there. And luckily, he was okay. and we're all incredibly grateful for that but as a really entertaining follow-up was I actually injured my back

so there's an ACC form somewhere in the system about me doing brawless CPR and injuring my back. That might be one of the best stories we've heard this year, anonymous? You did 11 minutes of brawless bouncy boobie CPR on this man to bring him back to life.

You kept him alive. I did, I sure did. Your bouncy boobies brought him back from the deed. I think, to be honest, it wasn't even the CPR that kept that guy alive, Anonymous. It was you, brawless. It was a cross-sighted of him give him a concussion while I was ready. Anonymous, just so we can get the pure visual, what bra size are you? Between a double D and an E.

Oh, see. There's a bit going on there. I'm a double D, and so I know the exact vibes. I've got a feeling that maybe he would have come. like he would have come back sooner but those things kept re-sufficating him anonymous wait

and kind of to have others understand him at that point in life if I lie in bed on my back they kind of disappear into my half bit yeah so they're quite mobile yeah they're quite mobile yeah they've got a mind of their own oh my god you gave him CPR

and you motorboated him let's go to Aaron good-day Aaron hey how you doing Oh, yeah, that's a hard one to follow, Aaron. Oh, mate, did you love every second of that, Aaron? Oh, I was cracking up. Oh, God, that was good stuff.

Aaron was saying to Rob Jersey was going to fake his own death so that he could get CPR from her as well. I was going to say, that guy probably came back two minutes into CPR and he's faking it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Please don't stop. Please don't stop. That guy probably thought, oh, well, I made it.

Here's heaven. I knew I'd get it. Aaron, what were you forced to do in your undies, mate? So when I was down in Wellington, me and my mate, we used to go to hot yoga classes. And we were meeting Lower Hutt. He was meant to bring my gym gear, and then we'd go from there. Unfortunately, he forgot one day.

But he did bring my mat. So I had to go in my undies to do a hot yoga class. Lucky he was a group of us, so they chucking in the back corner. and I was surrounded by mates why I did Downward Dog and everything else, my undies. Just to be clear, Aaron, skipping the class on that particular day was not an option? No, because he brought my car in, so I had to, you know,

I had to wait for them to finish the class anyway. So it was, well, yeah, I might as well carry on and be dedicated to the job. That is commitment. If I can't find a car park for more than a minute at my gym, I'm like, oh, it's a sign, but not Aaron. And Aaron's like, oh, well, guess I'm going in my undies. What was the other option, Aaron? I need to know.

What were you wearing at the time where you were like, oh, undies is the better option? Oh, it was business that twice, so, you know, dress shirt, dread pants. You can't go with that. Yeah, didn't want to ruin that. You say that, but what's weirder? A man in a suit doing hot yoga or a man just in his undies? Both are weird.

Both are weird. Both are weird. Yeah. Well, good on you, Aaron. On your, Aaron. Namaste, Aaron. Nahmaste, Aaron. Namaste.

Some great text on this as well. I delivered six puppies in my towel, but naked except for the towel. That's pretty good. That was very good. Where's the one about the naked dad in the spa pool? Oh, that one's so good. I feel like it was here somewhere.

What about this one? This one's pretty good. My horse got out in the middle of the night and I got an alert from the driveway camera. I ran out in my bra and undies and caught up with the horse realized I had nothing but my bra to pop over the horse's head

and drag her back to the paddock she used her bra as a bridle whilst only wearing her undies That's amazing Imagine seeing this nude woman walking a horse With a bra over its head up your driveway Doesn't get better than that Oh it doesn't get better than that's very good

It's like an export gold commercial Hell yeah Great stories guys Thank you very much Remember, the lesson here, where you're good undies to be? Always. Because you never know what's coming.

ZD.N.'s, Brinclent. The T. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Dean, this is such a feel-good story. What has Taylor Swift done for a family in the US? My goodness, I love Taylor Swift, and you're about to love her even more. She's donated $100,000 to a girl with Penser and a fan of her, of course.

And she does all this, really, she does a lot of charity work and a lot of donations and never really publicizes it or anything. But people found out about this. Have a listen to this audio. And now fans are jumping on to support the family as well. The Swifty community is absolutely amazing. You guys have almost matched Taylor's donation in about 24 hours. I never thought people would continue to donate. I never thought she would donate.

The financial burden has been completely lifted. it off my family, and I am so thankful and so grateful. There's a lot of negativity and hate in the world, but you can't see it when you're part of the stuffy community. That's so sweet. That girl sounds like... She's very young. Yeah.

She's very young. She's got a tumor, a brain tumor. And Taylor found out about the GoFundMe that was started by this family's sister-in-law and donated $100,000. And then the Swifties have, like you said, Dean, they've matched it within 24 hours. And I've just went and looked on the GoFundMe. It's up to $300,000 now. Wow.

So I feel like, and that's such a lovely message from the mum there who says, obviously, that financial burden, you know, they can concentrate on hopefully getting their daughter, you know, better and not the financial pressure of it all. So that's a lovely story. Very, very nice. That's the tea. with Dean McCarthy. There's that text I was looking for.

We're asking what were you forced to do in your undies? This is one step further. It says we had a burglar tried to rob us in the middle of the night. Little did they know that my dad was in the spa stark naked. That didn't stop dad from chasing the robber down the road. My nana made him a cape for Christmas, which said, Starkey Man. Imagine some dude gets out of the spa, butt naked, and wit.

Imagine getting caught by a naked, wit man. That'll make you run fast. Like, there's nothing that'll disarm a burglar more than someone jumping out of the spot naked. He'd be scared stuff. We're going to play Google Down next. Are we going back to regular format today? I think we are. We're going back to regular format.

Regular old Google Down, which means you've got three people to pick from. Who do you think is going to win? is it Clint, Claudia or Ella, text through the name to 9-6-96-9-6. The ZDM Podcast Network. It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant Clint's Google Down.

Punk. Yeah, ha, indeed. Back to normal, regular scheduled programming. I will run the game. Clint, Claudia and Ella will battle it out to see who is the fastest Googler and you're playing along for people who have texted through their support. Okay, I put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up on Google.

If you're the first to yell it out, one point, first to three, wins the game. Are we ready? Yeah. I was just closing on my tabs. I've got 34 tabs open. Damn, what's on all those tabs? I know. What are you doing with all your tabs, bro?

Why do you have the incognito tab open? Oh, it's just faster. Oh, okay. Sabrina Carvin, no. What was my roast? Sydney, Sweeney. What was my roast? Oh, got me, bro.

Question. In what year, did Uber Eats become available? 2015. I reckon I'm going to go with March 2016, but I wouldn't be surprised if you'd give it to Ella for Toonie Torteen. Yeah, what did you say, Ella? 2014. Clint's got it.

What? from what I've got. Tongy-tortin. Tontetotene. Please don't answer, blooper. The Irish came out of Ella then. Tuditotin. Can you all be read some potato?

Question number two. Or as Ella would say, question number two. Question number two. Do that game. Question number two. How old is Taylor Swift's brother? Austin Swift. 33.

32. He's 33. According to Google, Ella gets the point. Well, 33. She said 33. 33. 133.

Wonderglin. Okay. Question number three. Sorry, I've got the giggles. I've got the giggles bad. What year did they finish the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco? friend.

1937. What'd you say Ella? I said 1937. I'm going to give it to her. Klanp was right there though. He was right there. I think my bone's broken. Just before.

Yeah, Claudia, are you okay? Something's broken over here. You're all right? Oh no. Two to Ella. One to Clint. Hang on. I have a cough.

Good. I'm good. Do you want to turn your mic off for that? No, no, no. Question number four. Who was the Prime Minister of New Zealand in 1980? David Lange

David Longy Clint got it Two to Clint Was that from the top of the dome Was it? Of course Two to Clint David Lange

Didn't sound Irish there Did I? He was the Prime Minister And I wasn't alive Two to Ella Two to Clint Claudia We've seen stranger games

I can bring it back from us You can and you've done it before Question number five How many six seasons of the TV show Sex and the City are there? Sex. Six. Did I win?

You just won. Ella takes it out. What just happened? What? She texted out. She took it out. She took it out. She took it out.

She took it out. My goodness. Ella, well done. Tintitour team. Putter tin. Speedy little pictures. What a turn up for the books. Ginny.

Somehow you've backed our. Ella and to win, and she's gone and bloody done it. We've got $50 cash from neon coming your way. Go on, Jenny. Woo-hoo! I had complete faith in Ella. Where did their faith come from, can I ask? She's just so entertaining to listen to.

Dude, that's so kind. I know what it is, Jenny. It's the luck of the Irish. Yeah! Potentals! To be sure, to be sure. Thanks, Jenny. Hey, Jenny, do you like the song?

Jenny and the bats. No. No, see, you could have vented on the hall. She might have just ruined it. She might have just ruined the show. I think we go home. We have to turn the radio off now. We go home early. Thanks Ella. Goddam. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Our producer Ella said to us before the show, I have a foolproof plan to get your partners to love you. What was it? 23% more? Exactly that. Yes, a study has come out revealing that if you this certain thing, your partner could love you 23% more. Hey, always keen. Exactly. To get a bit more love.

Desperately keen, actually. So, yeah, lay it on me. Well, I thought you two could do it because you're technically like work married, if that makes sense. Oh, we could do it with each other. Yeah, with each other. Look, we're not going to kiss. No, it's not that. We've been told to do that before.

We said no. Yeah, and it's still a no. And we're still not keen, no. It's still a no. It's still a no. It's not a nudie run. nothing crazy but it is if you give your partner a foot massage they'll love you 23% more so who wants to volunteer oh yuck i don't want my feet touch so you want to massage and i don't want to the last

thing that i want to do is touch his feet someone's going to have to volunteer this is what we need to become closer as a team. I feel sick. I feel sick. Look at their faces, guys. Okay, okay, I do know this. Okay, I do know when I have given my wife Lucy a foot massage before. Why am I trying to massage your feet? Because I know how... She has been very grateful. She's been very grateful. So there's logic in this. Yeah, I get a massage most nights from my lovely husband. I'm not saying you should be the one to give the massage. I'll just tell you. But I really... I'll just tell you this. I'm just tell you this.

I'm not ticklish on my feet okay so one part of my body I'm not ticklish my feet are not camera ready okay

okay I think we're getting somewhere so it looks like Bree's volunteering I really don't want to touch his feet don't you want to love him don't you want

sorry can you get me some spoons so I'll give him a spoons you really want to do spoons would you be keen with it no I don't know that I've ever had a foot massage either. I do give good ones too.

Come on, Bree. If you want Clint to love you 23% more, this is the time. You'd be the benefactor. I'd get the foot massage, but you'd get the love. You would. And you want Clint to love you. Okay, but if I do this, if I do this, then whatever it is in the future, where there's a situation and I get, like this, I get to choose.

You get first right of refusal. Yeah, yeah, deal. Okay, deal. How long does it have to go for? Oh, I reckon a foot massage, obviously, would be like 10 minutes. But for the sake of radio, 30 seconds. Oh, your foot. Oh, there's a lot of hair on my socks.

Your socks are so dirty. Well, it's just my shoes. Oh, the foot's out. All right, Bree. I mean, I've seen worse. Had that there. What's my toenail situation, like? Oh, I mean, it's all right.

Okay, okay, you're ready? Okay, no, I'm going to do this properly. Okay. Because I mean, what's the point? Okay. Hey, hey. Okay. I'm going to do my best to enjoy it.

Can you play some nice music or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Oh my God, I'm going to have a panic attack. Okay. Oh, weird. Here we go. I can smell them.

You cannot. Why your toenair so long? You cannot. No. You come and smell it. Nah. I'm good, man. Okay, I'm ready.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, is that nice? Is that good pressure for you? She's near the front toe? She's not going to look. The big toe.

She's going down. It's quite nice. What, would you like more pressure? Yeah, give me everything you got. Okay. This is exactly how I thought this would go. Okay, yeah. Okay, let me just do the toes.

I'm just going to do the toes here. It's a little... Yeah. There's a little toe massage. It's very dry this foot massage. Okay. I can see where some lotion would be good, but I'm enjoying it. Is that enough?

Yeah, I feel like that's good. Could you just work the heel a little? Yeah, you haven't gone down there, the heel. Oh, the heels are dry. Why are they so pale? Okay. Is that noise? Okay, this is enough, that's enough, that's enough.

You did really well. Now, Clint, do you love Bree? More. It was good. I just, it was hard to enjoy because I could tell you didn't want to be doing it. What gave you that idea? Was it when you gagged, when you smell his feet?

What gave you that idea that I wasn't? It was just hard to enjoy after being told how disgusting I was at the start of it. I didn't say you were disgusting. I just said, Okay, no, no, I'm grateful, I'm grateful, yeah. 23% more love. in your heart for Bree?

Well, 23% if she does the other foot, we're at like 11.5. Don't bloody push it. It's ZM's Breedlin podcast. Breed and Blin's Gaydard. Let us rock. Welcome to Gaydar, where we guess whether you're gay or straight,

we get to ask you just one question. And we have just one spot left, actually, if you are gay straight or otherwise, and you'd like to play Gaydar with us right now. Everyone is welcome to play. We'd love you to call 0800 dials at M and take that last spot. Go on, give us a call right now.

If you've always wanted us to guess your sexuality. Wai-Wai is here to play. Kura Wai-Wai. Hi, Wai. Hi, how you don't? We're good, thank you, Wai. The question we have for you today is, how many pairs of underwear do you have?

So, putting it in the 10 to 20 range? Yeah. 10 to 20. Right, okay, 10 to 20. I tell you, Wai, that's low. in our books and very low in Bree's books. Breeze is 70 plus. No, I said between 50 and 70.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Excuse me. Still print still a lot. And I'm in the 20 to 30 bracket. So from here we need to guess what you are, why, why? A particular brand? Are they all the same brand or just like?

Yeah, mostly either tradie or knobby. Thank you very much, Wai-Wai. Thank you, Wai. I'm going to go with Gay. I'm going to go with Gay. Why, why are you gay? Nope, straight. Oh, you knew what you were doing, why?

I knew. Look at her, she loves it. Why, why in the knobbies. Good on your Y, Y, Y, Y, that was good from you. Thank you very much. Our gay dar continues with no success so far today, but Kate's on the line. Kierda, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Let's get into it. Kate, let's go into your personal's drawer and see how many pair of undies you have. Oh, 20 plus. 20 plus. You and me both, Kate. It's a good rotation. You know, you can get away with just doing your undie wash once a week that way, can't you, Kate? Uh-huh.

Would you say, Kate, you throw out pairs of undies when they need to be thrown out, or you wear them till death do you part? To death do we part? Me too, Kate. Me too. I'm like, these have still got at least another 20 wears in them. I know we're asking more questions than you. usual, but I feel like we need it. What's your brand of choice, Kate?

No, I feel like we can't ask this. I feel like it's a leading question. Well, we asked why, why? I know, and then we both realised. Okay, Kate's straight, straight Kate. I reckon Kate's gay. Kate? Kate is gay. Come on, Kate.

I knew what. It was the vibe. Not vibe. I didn't get a vibe. Yeah, you forgot to turn your gaitar on. Oh. Yeah, and totally bonds on these all the way. Bonds. Me too, Kate.

Wait, which one? are you wearing? The hipsters. Me too! Oh, well, if I'd known that, I would have said gay. Thanks, Kate. Let's go to Alex. I know 800 dials at him.

Hi, Alex. Welcome to Gaydar. Hi, Alex. Hey, guys. Alex, it's a very personal question, but how many pairs of undies are you currently running? I probably only wear a selection of 10, but I'd say I probably have about 60.

Four. Welcome. Welcome to my world, Alex. What colours, or is there mainly just one colour? Mostly black, a bit of nude in there. Yeah, just in case you wear a white pant, you know? Absolutely. Before Labor Day.

That's the one. See, she's smart girl. Sensible. Sensible girl. My gay d'ar's going berserk. So is mine, actually. And mine, my gaydar says gay. I agree.

Alex, I'm putting you in the... a gay camp. I'm gay. Hell yeah. You were right. I did need to turn my gay dar on. Yeah, see, I'm telling you. Thanks, Alex.

Sometimes you need to reboot it too. Yeah, right. You know, blow into it. You know, give it a whack. Yeah, yeah, true. Okay, thanks. Sean's here. Hi, Sean.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. I've given my gaydar a blowy, and now we're going to give you the once over. How many pairs of undies are you running, Sean? Maybe 15. 15 pairs. and colour? Mainly black.

Mainly black. She's a smart, sensible girl as well. I don't need to know brand or no, I'm not allowed to ask brand. Not allowed to ask brand. What's the cut of those undies, Sean? No, you can't ask that either. Yes, I can. You hadn't outlawed it yet, so I get to ask Shan.

No! Sean, don't answer that, Sean. Okay. Good girl. Sean's on the boy boxer, I reckon. Sean's straight. Sean is straight. Shan?

Not straight. Oh, no. I think I blew on my gaijar too much. Now I need to know what the cut of those undies are, Sean. They're a mixture of all kinds. Oh, she's all over the show. What brand, Sean? Mainly came out, but some bend on.

Okay. Good to know. Thanks, Sean. We couldn't pick you. Let's go to Jartin finally. Jartan. Hi, Jartan. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. How many pairs of undies are you running? 14-ish, 14. 14? So two weeks, a fortnight's worth? Or one week's worth of you go two a day? True. I'm not getting all that much. No, I'm not, and I don't know what I'm allowed to ask anymore, because I've been told off too many times.

What colour, Jartan? Um, black and blue. Black and blue. Black and blue. in blue, hopefully. I'm going to refrain. Are you getting anything? I'm getting zero. I think Jartan's gay. I'm just, oh. My gut's saying gay too.

Jartan? Yep. Gay! Right? No, I'm straight. Oh, I think you said yeah. We celebrated too early. Really, Jutton.

Yeah. Oh. That's all right, Jutton. Thanks for that. But if you ever do come out, Jarton, we can celebrate you again. Let us know. Let us know. Good to talk to you.

I have no idea if that was a winner or a fail, but it's done. I think it was a bit a week for me only because I've been having shockers. So I've definitely got more than one. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. Our friend Rock's boss is in studio right now. Oh, so good to see you. Ross. Hi, Ross. Hi, guys. I love being called in 520-ish peak time. Yeah, it's great to have you in here

at peak time. And that's the time slot we feel that you deserve Ross because you're such a good friend of ours. Who is an even better boss. That's super understanding. This is gross. But friend first. Yes, friend first. Boss second, but still respect you like a boss. I feel okay. And love you like a friend. We've got a money-making opportunity. Okay, cool. Okay. Do you have five minutes spare where we could pitch you

the idea? Yeah, but can I talk to you about Harbon afterwards. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Deal. We bring you a lot of hairbrain schemes. This is pretty much a sure thing. Yeah. This one.

Like, we wouldn't bring this to you and ask for what we're about to ask for if we weren't sure. There's not many sure things in this world these days. And that's why we wanted to bring it to you because it's so special and so unique because it is such a sure thing. Okay.

Can we have $1,000 to put on the Melbourne Cup? Don't answer yet. Tell him the plan. Bree's mum on the weekend went to the races in Stanthorpe in rural Queensland. It's a legitimate races. She placed seven bets of which she won

seven bets. We didn't realise this. She couldn't miss. She's a horse whisperer. And we've managed, you'll be pleased with this, we've managed to recruit her and get her to agree to pick the horse for the Melbourne Cup. How did you recruit her? That must have been so hard. I know. She's willing to do it just for

us. She's going to give us the exclusive. For no fee. Yeah, yeah. Which is crazy. So we're saving money there. Yeah. And we thought you would pony up with the cash and then obviously we will turn that into winnings, which we then give away to ZM listeners. Yes. Which then equals ratings for ZM. So actually you win as well. So what do you say?

We win. The listeners win. You win. Hey, chat. Can I legally gamble company money? Oh, well, that's a good question. Great question. And if it says no, how do you feel about giving us $1,000 of your money? Which legally, you can do whatever you want with. Well, CHAPD just ain't even answering. Yeah.

So I'm going to take that as a yes. I'm going to put, hold on, do we know what horses are racing? When there was a Melbourne Cup? No, the Melbourne Cup is the first. A couple of weeks. Yeah, the first Tuesday? Yes, of November. And how were her packs made for the seven?

at the Stanthorpe. So, off of... Was there a box trifect of Gordonalla? So, look, she's not having a late career becoming a bookie, but she more so went off

which name she liked the most. She's got vibes sales. And the feel. And the feels. Yeah, so I don't want to know what their last track was. She's going to let us on her process along the way,

but ultimately she'll choose the horse on the day. So... Yeah, morning of... To be able to do that, we need you to commit to allowing us to have $1,000 of Zidem's money

that we will put on a horse that Mama Dye chooses and then we give the winnings away to listeners of the Brian Clint show Ross Boss, what do you say? Look, I'm going to have to come back to you on this one. It's not a no.

It's not a no. I'll give you this answer. If legally, as a publicly listed company who responsibly spends their money we're allowed to do this, we can do it. Yeah! Yes! We just have to get past the lawyer.

Let's go. I feel like the lawyer is the easy thing. I was more worried about getting a yes out of Ross. If I know the lawyers, they love a good bit. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Once I walk out of this room, we'll see who's waiting for me. Yeah, yeah. If the chairman of the board's here, oh, it's been lovely working with you.

Okay, watch the space, everybody. That's a great outcome so far. If you want to do a birthday banger, you can do that. God, I'm feeling good now. How am I going to do a birthday binger now? I'm too excited. Oh, $100 at M. We can tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday.

ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Brey and Clint All I want from my birthday birthday banger Let's do it Number 1 songs when you turn 16 That is what your birthday banger is

And that's what we do here Let's start with Grace For today's birthday banger Kiyoda Grace Hi Grace How's your day been Yeah good Grace How's your day been?

Yeah pretty busy What? Busy why? I work in hospital Always busy Hopefully. Always busy. Always. Good to hear. Hey, what is your birthday, Grace? The 29th of the 5th, 1998. All right. That means you were 16 in 2014. We've done our calculations, Grace, and here's your birthday bang. Oh, God.

One that's problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one. Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea problem. What do you reckon, Grace? It's all right. Not bad. It's a banger. Grace. Okay, wait there, Grace from Hospo. We're going to do a birthday banger for Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, how are you doing?

Good. How are you? I'm fantastic despite the weather. Have you got good weather? No, we've got terrible weather in Auckland. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I detect an accent? Y'all's the Queen's English, darling.

Ooh, I knew there was fanciness in your voice. Good to have you, Laura. your birthday? It is the 21st of September 1988. That means you were 16, Laura, in 2004. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Oh, matches the classy accent. Oh, yeah. Sierra and goodies? Or as you British call them sweeties? What do you think, Laura? It's an absolute banger.

It's an absolute banger. Okay, wait there, Lazzar. We're going to do one more birthday banger. Cooper is going to do their dad Kellam's birthday banger. Hi, Cooper. Hi, Coop. Hey.

How old are you, Cooper? Seven. You're seven. Okay, great. You've got a big job. All we need is dad's birthday, Cooper. Okay. The 1st of October in 1995.

Oh, you've done well, Cooper. That means dad was. 16 and 2011, and on his 16th, this was number one. Huge song when it came out. Gautier and Kimbra, somebody that I used to know. What do you reckon, Cooper? It's a banger. It's a banger.

Good man, Cooper. Nice work, Cooper. You've done a great job. Wait there for us. We need to choose between three great songs, Sierra. Arianna Grande and Iggy or Gautier and Kimbra What's your gut telling you, Thomasel? I was, when I heard problem, I was like, ooh, haven't heard that for a while.

Same, same. And then when I heard goodies, I was like, same, same. That's a vibe. And then when I heard Cooper say, that's a banger, I was like, ooh, that's so cute. Yeah, me too.

So I don't know. I like them all. I like everybody. My gut is telling us. me to go with Sierra. I'm with you. Let's go. Laura, congratulations.

You're the winner of birthday banger today. Woo! Good show, Laura. Good show, Laura. Jolly good. We'll pop that on the radio. Get this one in you, Laura. We should stop while we're ahead.

Yes, we should have got out, shouldn't we? Should have got out ages ago. From 2004, here's Sierra's Goodies for Laura on ZM with Brie and Clint. Z&M's for Brinclint. The winner of birthday banger today on ZM for Laura, that's Sierra's goodies. It came out in the year 2004. Nobody mentioned that fact that that is now a 21-year-old song

because Brie hates it when you say things like that. Just enjoy the song. And the vibes. Oh, I'm going to one, two, step you in a minute. Move on, gentlemen. Perfect segue. Hey, um, oh, by the way, we've had word from Bree's Mum on the big Melbourne Cup bet. Because Ross gave us a, I reckon he gave us a soft yes.

It's a soft yes. It wasn't a hard no. Sorry, I reckon it's a soft yes. To, um, putting a thousand dollars of company money on Bree's Mum's pick for the Melbourne Cup coming up because we've just found out that she's a horse whisperer and she cannot lose at the racetrack. Well, she won seven out of seven bets on the weekend at the horse races. She was listening when we talked to Ross just before and she's been in contact.

Yes, she has been in contact. Her words exactly were down the first hurdle. Yes, die. Ladies and gentlemen, we cannot interfere with their process. We don't want anybody sending her tips. I don't want her influenced by anything. We want to make this very large bet with no knowledge whatsoever. Absolutely, absolutely, yeah.

Bad baby name's been getting a lot of airtime this week. We had Anne-Marie, the singer, come out with her shocker, Forever Sugar. That's what she named her son. Not good. And then yesterday, the influencers who named their baby boy Adventure. Adventure the baby. I feel like that's even worse. And then today, I stumbled across this content creator,

who's taking the piss, but still, here's some more terrible baby name suggestions. At number one, we have deep vein thrombosis. I think this is a really beautiful name, and it links back to my mother who really struggled with blood clots as well. Tree rot, now that one's a bit more simple, but I just, I think it's really cute. The next name that I really love is the pungent eardrum. But I want to save that name for a better looking baby, because this one is a bit ugly. The next name I really loved was Tom Polland, because I love Spider-Man,

and my partner has allergies, so we just thought it would work. Tom Pollan. Tom Poland You laugh But there is definitely There's people out there who would use them You know Oh we never know

What's coming in the future Yeah So I've challenged everybody here To come up with a terrible baby name That you could see in some world Some celebrity come out And say yeah We did name our baby

Varicus shingles You know Vargas veins So what are you got for us Brie Brie? Brie what's the name? Beautiful baby Brie Oh thank you

Thank you so much What's their name? This is Rita. Rita. Rita? Yes, middle name Lynn. Rita Lynn. Rita Lynn.

Yeah, Rita Lynn. Did you have that baby or were you prescribed it? I was prescribed it from the doctor. Rita Lynn? Yeah. Isn't she beautiful? Claudia, that's a beautiful baby that you've got there too. Thanks.

I actually had twins. Oh, congratulations. These are my beautiful twins, phalanjis and pneumonia. Oh, well, which one's phalanjys? Is it the one with the long thing? I'm going with the long fingers. Yeah. Nice.

That's so nice. Beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you so much. Oh my God, Ella, I didn't even know you were expecting, but congratulations on your beautiful new baby, too. He, he, she is beautiful. They. They are, she, I knew.

It's beautiful. Thank you. What's its name? Their name's Anklit. I'm hoping she becomes a hippie, so I'm going for Anklit. Anklit. It's lovely. Anki for short? Yeah.

Or clit. No. Oh, no. Not that. Oh, wow. Wow, it's a shocker, yeah. What's your baby name, Clint? Oh, thanks.

This is my beautiful baby. Gorgeous. My birthed her myself. Yeah, what's her name? Thank you for not misgendering my baby. Yeah. This is Minja cockles. Or Minge for short.

Minge. Related to Ella's baby. No, not Minge. Minge. meningi. Meninge. Sorry. Sorry.

My mistake. My gosh, Bree, have you had another baby over there? I have had another baby. Wow. It's so nice. How blessed are we? How blessed are we? Little Rita Lynn has got a sister.

Yes. This is Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Second name, Tonin. Sarah Tonin. I've been looking for you for ages. I thought we lost you. Well, I just thought I don't have any.

Now I do. Oh, you beautiful. So you are everyone. Would you produce your own serotonin? Yeah, who would have thought? Yeah, yeah. Who would have thought? Well, how blessed are we, everybody?

We are so blessed. We are so blessed. Feel free to use any of those names, by the way. They're not copyrighted? No, no. We're happy to give them to you. Legal, not sure. Copyrighted?

No, absolutely not. Dead names, Bree and Clint. Podcast. Get this, guys. We're done for the day, but we're going to be back tomorrow morning when you wake up because we're doing the breakfast show. Right. Can you believe it? And just because that that is the case doesn't mean I'm,

not going to ask what is for dinner what is for dinner because that's the only thing we're going to do before we're back here doing another radio show you're going to go home have dinner go to bed come back and talk some more talk some more shit yeah i've got no idea what i'm having for dinner what are you having for dinner guess if you guess i'll give you you had fish last night there's no way you're having fish two nights in a row smart so i'm going to go with Burrito bowls I thought you were about to guess it Nope beef stroganoff

It is beef strogan off weather Here in Auckland It's perfect beef stroganoff weather Do you like your strogan off With pasta Rice or mash Depends who I'm strogan off with Depends what I'm in the mood for

Just kidding I'll take it however I can get it Have a great night everybody And we'll see you back Bright and early tomorrow morning. I hope I don't sleep through my alarm. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.