ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd September 2023

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

Flo Rida - talking Fridayz, the importance of bananas, and an Up The Wahs! Greatest TV theme songs. The perfect cuppa tea. Farting dog resolution. Fridayoke - Paint the Town Red by Doja Cat (and Doja... Clint). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Up the Waz. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's us. Welcome to the show everybody. It's Brie and Clint on a Friday. I just have one thing to say guys. Up the Waz! Up the bloody Waz! I see it's the front page of the New Zealand Herald again today. I know and similar vibe to last week which I'm hoping means similar outcome.
Starting point is 00:00:30 It's taken over the entire country. The All Blacks are the second best show in town and that never happens. It's so cool to see how much the country is getting behind the Warriors because they deserve it. They're an amazing team.
Starting point is 00:00:45 They've worked their butts off this season and it's so nice to see the support for the lads. We're going to talk to Warriors die hard, die henwood at 4.30 this afternoon. He's commentating the game for the ACC so we'll get him on the show. Plus you can play the $25,000
Starting point is 00:01:01 cash catch up with us at 4 o'clock and win some money. But first it it's time for Tradie vs Lady. That's right, last game of the week. $50 up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want to take that home with you for the weekend, you've got to play 0800DIALZM if you want to spot in Tradie vs Lady. Time for Tradie vs Lady.
Starting point is 00:01:23 It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, and welcome back to the live coverage of Tradie vs. Lady for a Friday. A score update for you for the year. The Tradies on 78. Play the Ladies on 86. Let's go to our Lady first. She's calling from the Waikato.
Starting point is 00:01:44 She's 29 years old and she raises pigs on a lifestyle block. Oink, oink. Welcome to the show. It's Ricky. Oh, man. I am way too here for this. Way too here for it. Way too here for it.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Good on you, Ricky. We're here for having you on the show as well. Hey, Ricky, what kind of pigs are you raising? Oh, man, bacon pigs. Pigs are bacon. Bacon pigs. I should have known that. That was a dumb question from me, Ricky, and I retract it. Ricky just said, I am, yeah. You take my now tradies, they are from Hamilton, so they're also in the Waikato. They're 30 years old and they own three bass guitars and the banjo.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Welcome to the show. It's Joel. G'day, Joel. Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the waz. Joel, I have one question for you.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I'm doing well. How are you guys today? Do you love to slap at the bass? Sometimes I do a slap at the bass, man. Can I just note there, he did the accent, not me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah, but I'm quoting Paul Rudd.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Yeah, he's true to the movie. So if you want to direct your emails, direct them to Paul Rudd. Direct them to Paul Rudd. That's correct. Okay, Joel, your buzzer is tradie. Ricky, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets that $50 cash prize from KFC. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Here we go, guys. Question number one. Where do the Waz play in the NRL semifinal this Saturday night? Joel. Yes, Joel. 3D. Was it Penrose? No.
Starting point is 00:03:18 No. Oh, wait. Ricky? Ricky, do you want a free guess? It's in Sydney, isn't it? Is it in Sydney? No. Guys, it's in Brisbane.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Home of the Brisbane Broncos. It's in Brisbane. The grand final, though, is played in Sydney next weekend. No points there for anyone. Question number two. If anyone's got their radio turned up, can they please turn it down? Thank you. Number two.
Starting point is 00:03:44 How do you say hello in Italian? Trady. Yes, Joel. Oh, wait. No, that's Spanish. No, that's French. Oh, you're so close. Oh, you were so close.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Speak yourself. Go with your gut. Three, two, one. Ricky. Go with your gut. Three, two, one. Ricky? No. We would have accepted ciao, buongiorno. There's also a couple others that we would have accepted as well.
Starting point is 00:04:21 No points there. Still on zero, zero. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Joe. Is that Justin Bieber? Oh. Ricky. That's Beautiful People.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Bye. Bye. Ed Sheeran. Yeah, well done. Nice work. You're on the board. The ladies with one. Question number four. Yes, well done. Nice work. You're on the board. The ladies with one. We are on the board.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yes, Ricky, pump yourself up. I love it. Question number four. Severe flooding has hit parts of the Lower South Island in the last 24 hours, including gore. Which type of fish is immortalised in a giant statue? Yes, Joel. The brown trout. The brown trout is correct.
Starting point is 00:05:05 All right. We are one apiece. I'm going to say we're going to wrap it up with this question. This is the tiebreaker. This is for the win, guys. So getting quick. Question number five. The 2000s rock band that sang the songs Break Stuff and Rollin' and Behind Blue Eyes have announced a show in New Zealand this November.
Starting point is 00:05:23 What's the name of that band? Brady. Yes, Joel. Limp Bizkit. He's got it. Bizkit. Guys, it was an energetic game. I'll say that much about it.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I like the spirit. Yeah, you did. You threw everything at it and we appreciate it. But, Joel, you come away with the win this afternoon. And hopefully the Warriors come away with the win tomorrow. Up the wards. Up the wards. Just some respect to the round of
Starting point is 00:05:55 Tradiverse Lady that we had. We've had a bit of correspondence from someone who said you can't say up the wards if you don't even know where they're playing. Look, you don't have to be a geographical genius to support the Warriors. You don't. As long as you know who they're playing, you should know who they're playing. You don't have to know where the Brisbane Broncos are from.
Starting point is 00:06:19 You don't have to know the Brisbane Broncos. Where are the Brisbane Broncos from? Malula Bar, I think. Yeah, Sunshine Coast, I reckon. Hey, I want to talk about what we were talking about yesterday, the show Orange is the New Black, because one of the cast members from the show was about to become a very young grandmother.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah, 40. At the age of 40. Yeah. And we played the theme song of the show Orange is the New Black. I did drag it a little bit and say that it's quite an annoying TV theme song. To me, it doesn't suit the TV show at all. How much did you watch of the show? I watched at least the first three episodes.
Starting point is 00:07:10 You're like, I got the vibe. Badass ladies in jail. That's not what I expected. It kind of does. It should have had like a Nicki Minaj song or something. Kind of a bit dark and ominous, but it's very repetitive. And if you were like me and you binged multiple episodes, it just got quite taxing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Which brings me to... Like, wouldn't this be a better theme for Orange is the New Black? I think I would argue even more annoying. Like Prison Alarm? Sound the alarm! Get on the floor, you swine! Anyway, it's recognisable, isn't it? It is
Starting point is 00:07:51 recognisable, but it made me, started to bring up memories of TV show themes that I thought were amazing. And I thought we should have the conversation around what are the best TV show themes of all time. You become very attached to them, the good ones,
Starting point is 00:08:07 because a TV show is like a different world that you get to live in, especially if it has a lot of seasons. Yeah. Like if you watch, especially if you got on the show late too and you've just gone deep for about three months of this TV show, the theme song takes you straight back there. I reckon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:22 A good one too. Like when you hear a good one, you're like, yes. Yeah. So good. I think I've got it. I think I can shut this conversation down. You reckon you've got it? Yeah. I reckon I know what the greatest television theme show is of all time. Okay. What did I say? The greatest television show theme
Starting point is 00:08:37 song. It's this. She was walking in a bridal shop and flashing queens till her boyfriend kicked her out. It's a very strong contender. You knew what was going on. You knew all the words. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield. It was edgy because they say Fanny.
Starting point is 00:08:54 They say Fanny. That really got me going. She was there. That's how she became the nanny. It was a good one. It's up there. It's up there. The blushing girl from Flushing.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It's a good first start. I want to put a new one. It's up there. It's up there. The blushing girl from Flushing. It's a good first start. I want to put a new show into the mix straight away, straight off the bat. And I want to enter the White Lotus. Became super popular. People started to remix it. Started getting played in DJ sets. Yeah. Yeah. People started to remix it. Started getting played in DJ sets. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. The gays. The gays are after me. The gays are trying to... These gays are trying to kill me. They're trying to kill me. It doesn't have to be from a proper TV show,
Starting point is 00:09:40 though it can be from a cartoon, the greatest theme song. Absolutely. It counts. That's why I think this counts. One fine day with a wolf and a purr A baby was born with a cuddle A good dog and a three-eyed frog And a little cat dog
Starting point is 00:09:57 Cat dog God, such a good one. Really good, eh? So good. What else you got? Speaking of cartoons, I want to throw a cartoon theme song in the mix. Captain Planet. I am Captain Planet. Captain Planet.
Starting point is 00:10:14 He's a hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero. You know you're old when the theme songs sound like this. And it's not in stereo. When it sounds like it's coming down a yogurt cup on a string. That was the best version we could find. That's the best version we could find. That must have been what it sounded like on TV when we listened to it.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Doesn't take away how good the theme was. I'm deep in this show, and it is old, but I know there's a lot of people who are getting on this for the first time at the moment, like me. The Sopranos. Iconic. The theme song especially. Very, very iconic. It went for 10 seasons? Yeah, something like that. Maybe seven, but yeah, a long time. Got to throw
Starting point is 00:10:57 it in the mix. Okay, guys, I think I'm going to shut this down. I have the winner. Okay. Everyone relax. I have the greatest TV show theme song of all time. Right. It's got to be this. Just because you invented your own dance to it doesn't make it the greatest TV theme song of all time. It's so iconic though. Like when you hear that, you know shit's about to go down.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Let's open it up to the people and see if we can find the greatest TV show theme song of all time. What is it? What's being added to the list? 0800 dials at M. Call us and tell us about it. We'll see if we can get it in the system and play it for you. Bree and Clint. We're talking about themes to TV shows
Starting point is 00:11:49 and what are the most iconic, what are the ones that stick with you where as soon as you hear it, you're like, oh my God, that takes me back. Nothing's gone past the Nanny theme song for me yet. You reckon? I haven't heard anything that's made me think that this is not the most iconic TV theme.
Starting point is 00:12:06 See, I reckon I have it with Law & Order SVU. And it's also just made a resurgence on TikTok, so I feel like it's stuck in my brain again. Yeah. Let's go to the people and see what they say. Jane's on 0800 dial ZM. Cue to Jane. Hi, Jane.
Starting point is 00:12:24 How are we doing? Good, thanks. You think you've got an entry for best TV show theme? Look, I think you guys can't go past Full House. Oh! Iconic. Yeah. And then the reboot.
Starting point is 00:12:42 This is ancient as well. Was the reboot the same theme? Do you know, Jane? I think they did, yeah. I don't think the reboot was as good, was it? No. No. Well, they couldn't get the Olsen twins.
Starting point is 00:12:54 No. And when you do a reboot, you need everyone. I don't think the Olsen twins are funny anymore. You'd get them and they'd be like, Hey, we do fashion now. But that's kind of funny. Thanks, Jane. Great suggestion. Let's's kind of funny. Thanks, Jane. Great suggestion.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Let's talk to Amanda. Kudo, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, guys. Yours was very popular. I don't know how we overlooked it. Yeah, so many people on the text machine with the same opinion as you. What's your entry, Amanda?
Starting point is 00:13:20 Oh, it has to be Fresh Prince of Delia. This is so up there. Produced by DJ Jazzy Jeff. I've actually seen this, and it might be in a Rolling Stone chart, but it's listed as one of the most important hip-hop songs of all time. Oh, yeah. Because it became so mainstream. So mainstream, everyone can still recite it off by heart.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Absolutely. Rapping it out. Amanda, I think you've hit the nail on the head. That's a very good entry. And slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars hasn't ruined the impact of this song. This was young Will Smith. Oh, different guy.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Yeah, different guy. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, that was a good one by Amanda. It was a good one, but do you think you've got a better one? Yeah, this is definitely the best one.
Starting point is 00:14:14 The Friends theme song. Oh. How did we miss it? We did a story earlier this year, Jamie, where the Rembrandants did an interview and they said that they wish they'd never done the Friends theme song. They said doing the Friends theme song ruined their band. What else did they do?
Starting point is 00:14:36 Exactly, Jamie. They should be grateful. They wanted to be taken seriously as an alternative rock band and they said doing the Friends theme song ruined it for them. Hey, just take the money and run, guys. You should be so grateful. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. Who's your favourite friend, Jamie?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Who's the best friend? Oh, I'm going to say Aziz, but I'll also give a shout out to No, not your, no, no, no. Jamie, not your best friend. Who's the best character on Friends? Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Jamie, can I just say, no, that's made my whole week, Joe. You're a really good answer. You sweet man. He goes, I've got to give a shout-out to Aziz. He is my best mate. You sweetheart. Good man, Jamie. Have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Let's go to Spencer finally. G'day, Spencer. Hi, Spencer. To truly be memorable, you've got to transcend generations. You've got to have urgences. We've got two generations sitting here to contribute to this one. Oh, I like the evidence up front. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Got to plead the case. Yeah,, I like the evidence up front. Yeah. Good plead the case. Yeah, absolutely. This deserves a drumroll. Spencer, what's the greatest TV theme song of all time? He lives in a pineapple under the sea. My, my, my, my. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants.
Starting point is 00:16:01 He's Boris and Yellow and Boris is he. SpongeBob SquarePants. I mean, it is iconic. SpongeBob SquarePants. He's porous and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob SquarePants. I mean, it is iconic. SpongeBob SquarePants. And you're right, Spencer. It has spanned multiple generations. Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants.
Starting point is 00:16:15 SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Hit the note. SpongeBob SquarePants. Very good. Yeah, very good, Spencer. Thank you very much. Nailed it, Spence.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Nailed it. Oh, sorry. We cut us up the whas off. Go on, Spencer. Go on, Spencer. Get it out there. Up the whas. Up the whas.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Friday's Live goes down on the 16th of November at Auckland Spark Arena, and we are very stoked to have one of the headline acts on the phone with us right now. Welcome to the show, Flo Rida. Mr. Rida, great to have you on the Brian Clint Show this afternoon. Yes, thanks for having me. It's our pleasure. Mate, this is so exciting. Just to rattle off the hits that you've had, low, Club Can't Handle Me, Wild Ones, Whistle, It's Going Down For Real, I Cry, My House. You literally,
Starting point is 00:17:12 I mean, I don't think you can get more successful than you. Out of all those songs, what one are you most looking forward to playing on stage here in New Zealand? Honestly, all of them, man. Each and every one of my records are like anthems, but definitely the record that changed my life and that's a little feature in T-Pain. That's the record that definitely, man, is just life-changing,
Starting point is 00:17:35 and it always feels like the first time I put it out, every time I perform, I love the energy. I love when people are on stage with me, partying and things like that, so I'm definitely excited about that. Yeah, Brie put her back out to that song. Yeah, can we do a remake for us older millennials and just call it low-ish? Not too low?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Not too low, but low enough. Hey, are you excited to come back to New Zealand? It's been a long time since you were here in our country, Flo Rida. Oh, man, you know, I had some epic moments in New Zealand. It's been a long time since you were here in our country, Flowrider. Oh man, you know, I had some epic moments in New Zealand, you know, just to go out and about with the fans taking pictures and, you know, going to different places, partying and
Starting point is 00:18:14 the different foods and everything. I definitely miss it, you know. I'm super excited to come back. You were here in 2009 and I actually met you in 2009. You came into our radio station for an interview. And at that time, you had a guy that followed you around and told you exactly what to eat and when to eat it.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Like, it was that strict. Yeah. Is that guy still part of your entourage in 2023? Let me tell you something. That's why you can't take life for granted. You know, he actually passed away like two months ago. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry to hear that yeah and i was actually about to hire him again to train me and i called him and you know these things happen but definitely man he definitely helped change my life and helped me keep the energy that i need on stage and things
Starting point is 00:19:00 like that so i mean definitely rest in peace to tony i'm very sorry to hear that and i'm sorry for your loss. It was one of the most like big baller moves I'd ever seen because mid-interview, Tony stepped in and said,
Starting point is 00:19:12 sorry, but Flo Rida needs to eat a banana right now. I love that. And he handed you a banana. Hell yeah. Which you then consumed mid-interview, Flo.
Starting point is 00:19:20 That's so true, man. Like, you know, I definitely miss him. And, you know, being out on the road, I was out there there for so long that you have to keep your health on point. You definitely want to... It doesn't hurt to look in shape. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Speaking of what Flo eats, I've always wanted to ask Flo Rida this question. What is on Flo Rida's rider? I mean, you know, I have my artists on the road with me too, so they eat just about what they want, but most of the time I have some grilled food, you know, some salad, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:54 definitely got to have the banana. That's a must have. On the line up, Kelly Rowland, Trevi McCoy, Boyz II Men, Jason Derulo. As an artist, I'm sure you still get excited about seeing people who have been such legends over the course of their career. Who are you most excited about seeing on the Friday's Live line-up, Flo Rida?
Starting point is 00:20:14 Honestly, I'm excited to see everybody, you know, because these are folks that inspire me, and, you know, they're the ones who help keep music alive. You know, so just to be a part of that, you know, I'm excited to see everyone perform because I know everyone's going to go out there and just have fun.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Finally, here in New Zealand, we're in the grips of a major sporting competition. Rugby League is the game of the moment. The national team here in New Zealand is called the Warriors.
Starting point is 00:20:39 The chant that everybody is yelling to support the Warriors is Up the Waz. Up the Waz. Up the whas. Up the whas. Before you go, Fly Rider,
Starting point is 00:20:47 can we get an up the whas from you? Up the whas. Yes! It's going down for real, Flo Rida. That's Flo Rida. You can catch him live at Friday's Live this November 16th
Starting point is 00:20:59 at Spark Arena. That's made my whole week an up the whas from Flo Rida. See you there, Flo. I like the show. You think it was cool that I called him Flo? That's made my whole week And up the wars From Flo Rida See you there Flo I'll wait for Flo You think it was cool That I called him Flo Was that okay
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah Is that fine Flo or Rida Mr Rida Or Flo Rida Yeah I just didn't feel too comfortable I didn't feel cool enough
Starting point is 00:21:16 No I think most people Call him Flo Oh good Yeah yeah yeah Brian Clint From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Dean's our man in Hollywood. Everybody two weeks ago was talking about Joe Jonas' divorce from Sophie Turner. Yeah, it was big news. It's turning ugly. He's getting sued. Oh, my goodness. Pretty people, ugly situation.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Let me just say that. Here's the goss, right? So I just wanted to say that. Yeah. Okay, so as you know, my goodness. Pretty people, ugly situation. Let me just say that. Here's the goss, right? So I really, I just wanted to say that. Yeah. Okay, so as you know, they split. And actually, according to sources, she was shocked. Like, they had an argument, and then the split happened, like, very quickly afterwards. It all kind of happened really fast.
Starting point is 00:21:58 But here's the situation. Now, they were living in Miami together, right, with the children. They sold the house in Miami, and they decided they were going to move to England. That's according to her statement. They were going to move to England. They're over there. She's doing a movie, and then the two kids go on tour with him because he had more downtime during the day
Starting point is 00:22:16 because she was filming in England. They break up. She apparently learned more about the split in the media. Like, they didn't, like, she started learning about all these things in the press. And now she has filed court papers saying, alleging that the kids are being wrongfully
Starting point is 00:22:32 detained, right? Very serious. Very serious by him in America. And that the children should be returned to the UK immediately where she is because that is what she alleges was going to be their, you know, home. Ugly!
Starting point is 00:22:48 Oh no. They've got two kids, eh? Yeah. You hate to see it in any divorce that the kids get used as like a bettering ram or pawns or whatever it is, but for it to play out so publicly as well, you know? They must really hate
Starting point is 00:23:04 each other. I can't even imagine how bad it must be that all of their dirty laundry, you know what I mean? Like you see celebrities getting divorced and the biggest thing that you notice is how much they try and keep, you know, private because obviously you don't want it all out there. You want to deal with, you know, the bad stuff privately. But it must be bad if all of this is coming out in the press. It just shows that that statement that they both put out is BS as well. They both put out a post
Starting point is 00:23:31 on their Instagram saying, after four wonderful years of marriage, we have mutually decided to amicably end our marriage. There are many speculative narratives as to why. Truly, this is a united decision and we sincerely hope everyone can respect our wishes and our privacy for our children. Wonder how much they pay their PR slash lawyer people to write that up.
Starting point is 00:23:53 And to make up the graphic on Canva for them. Yeah, exactly. Well, there you go. That's the goss out of Hollywood on Joe Jonas and the big divorce with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. I was reading today about how exactly you make the perfect cup of tea. And at first I was like, oh, boring.
Starting point is 00:24:11 But then I thought, no, it's actually not boring. It's not boring because how good is a really good cup of tea? I haven't perfected it yet because there's some times where I'll make it and I'll be like, jeez, that was a good cup of tea. Yeah, yeah. And then other times where I'm like, could have been better. But then if you're making a cup of tea for an oldie, they're very particular about their cup of tea.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You know? You can't. What, can't call them oldies? No. I'm talking about your nana or something. Like your nana. Yeah. Oh, my nan was super.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Who did you think I was talking about? I don't know. People over 40. I just don't know. My nan was so particular, but it was super easy. It was black. Yeah. And you had to leave the teabag in for around 12 minutes.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Jesus Christ. And then it was about four or five teaspoons of sugar. Wow. And she had eight of those a day. Okay, that is not the tea that we're looking to make. She lived to the ripe old age of 86. No, sugar, for me, I'm sweet enough. I've had 45 teaspoons already today.
Starting point is 00:25:10 There are five steps involved with making the perfect cup of tea. Do you want to hear them? Yeah. First step, put the milk in first. No. No. I'll stop you there. That's wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I've heard enough. Who is putting the milk in first? I was just joking. Psychopaths. I was just trying to get a rise out of you Step one Add the tea bag to a thin-rimmed bone china cup A teapot is only required
Starting point is 00:25:33 Wait, what type of cup? Bone china No, wait, what was the first part? Thin-rimmed And then the second part? Bone china Okay, good A teapot is only required if you are hosting guests
Starting point is 00:25:44 Okay Gotcha Step number two After the kettle has boiled, wait a moment before pouring A teapot is only required if you are hosting guests. Okay. Gotcha. Step number two. After the kettle has boiled, wait a moment before pouring. I didn't know that. Why? It also says never re-boil the same water. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Why? It de-oxygenates it or something like that. You get... I never... You get old, shitty water. I didn't know that. Knew that. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Step number three. Wait two minutes for the tea to brew. So it needs to I didn't know that. Knew that. I didn't know that. Step number three, wait two minutes for the tea to brew. So it needs to steep. I know that. Isn't it? Yeah. Someone told me you're not meant to mash the teabag with the spoon. That's a bad idea. Yeah, they said it makes the tea bitter.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I thought it made the muddy water come out faster. No. You're meant to just let it sit and it kind of like comes out of the teabag. Step number four, remove the teabag. I don't do that. I drink my tea with the teabag in there. Oh, no, you don't do that. The tea gets more and more bitter.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah, that's what I like, stronger. I like it to keep... No, stronger is different to bitter. I like it to brew more over time. Then you should be waiting longer. Remove the teabag and then step five, add milk to achieve a colour somewhere between caramel and bronze. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:43 That's what you're looking for. I agree with that. Or a strong toffee. That's the colour that you're looking for. I agree with that. Or a strong toffee. That's the colour that you're looking for. Depending on how you like it. God, I have not been making my cups of tea right whatsoever. Are you one of those people that will lift the teabag out, then you squeeze it with your fingers?
Starting point is 00:26:56 Burn my fingers and then quickly toss it into the sink and go, I'll deal with that later. And then the next day come back and your shitty old teabag's still sitting in the sink. It's so yuck. Yeah. Anyway, there's some advice for you. You might have been following the story of the farty dog on the plane story.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Yes, I remember talking about it a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, a Kiwi couple who found themselves seated next to a flatulent dog in the premium economy cabin of a Singapore Airlines flight. It was a service dog. Yeah, it turns out it was. Yeah. Oh, I thought we always knew that. Well, I don't know if they knew. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:33 They might not have known. They might not have known. Because they've been getting a bit roasted for going, that was a service dog. I think most airlines only allow dogs on planes if they are service dogs, though. Yeah, right. And usually they are wearing a vest. But can't you just say that your dog is a service dog? Like a high-vis vest.
Starting point is 00:27:50 No, you can't just say that your dog is a service dog. They said the dog, which you're right, is understood to be an emotional support animal, was snorting and farting and kept invading the husband's leg room and was drooling on his bare legs. Do you reckon the husband was trying to blame someone? For the fart? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:10 We don't know. I mean, we've all done it. Blame the dog. The only other free seats were in economy, but the couple had paid to be in premium economy. It was their special trip. I do get that. I get that.
Starting point is 00:28:20 You've shelled out extra money to go on this special flight and you don't want to have to go back to economy because of a farty dog. But they did eventually move because the dog's farts were so bad. Can I just say though, the person who was also sitting in premium economy with the farty dog also obviously shelled out for premium economy. Yeah, they did. But the dog didn't. Yeah, but the dog's a service animal. You're so on the side of the dog here.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Because I'm a dog person. And I don't understand. Let's be real. When you're in a plane, it is like a tin can and people fart and burp and cough. It's disgusting. And let's be real. Dog farts are something different though. Mate, have you smelt a
Starting point is 00:29:04 bad human fart? But I know what you're saying. Dogs' farts are bad, though. Mate, have you smelt a bad human fart? But I know what you're saying. Dogs farts are bad, but an aeroplane stinks at the best of times. They originally got offered a $200 travel voucher each from Singapore Airlines. They said, look, it is what it is. We'll give you a $200 voucher, which means they have to spend more money because you're not going to get a flight anywhere for $200. Because I do agree with the couple that they should have been informed
Starting point is 00:29:26 before the flight that there was a service dog next to them. No, there's no problem sitting next to a service dog. They should have been informed they were sitting next to a flatulent dog. Well, you know, sometimes you don't know when you're going to be extra flatulent, you know? Like some flights I've gotten onto. Can I say it's a very bad time it's a very cute dog it's such a cute dog it um it doesn't look like your regular like um isn't it a frenchie i think
Starting point is 00:29:53 it's i think it's a little bit staffy oh is it like a staffy cross it's an spca special it's just a normal dog yeah bits of everything Anyway, the couple has now been offered the difference between cabins, which equals $982.50 each. Okay. You can now see why they were upset, because they spent an extra $1000 each to be in those different seats. They sound a bit whingy to me. So they're going to get $2000 almost refunded to them. Can I ask? Yeah. Which I think that's fair. I do think that's fair.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Like I understand where they're coming from. But what if I'm sitting next to a real farty human? Good question. Can I be moved? Good question. You know? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I don't know. If it's unpleasant and, you know, like what's the situation there? But where's the line? What if you're like. That's the thing. where's the line? What if you're like... That's the thing. Where's the line? I don't want to sit next to this guy. He's got bad hair.
Starting point is 00:30:51 You know, where's the line? Well, bad hair wouldn't make me want to move. I don't want to sit next to this guy. He's got Birkenstocks and socks, you know? The couple have said they plan to donate the money to the Blind Low Vision New Zealand Guide Dog Foundation. Well, that's nice. They've clearly been copping a bit of heat in the media.
Starting point is 00:31:11 So, they have said, we're not going to keep the money, we're going to give it to the blind. I don't think they need to give, look, am I on the side of the dog? Yes. But do I see their side of it? Yes, I do. But sometimes, you know, you just kind of need to go with the flow, you know.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And I think sometimes like for a holiday, because I did this on the recent holiday that I was on, you have a high expectation and everything needs to be perfect, right? So then you get upset over things that are probably not that big of a deal. And I think sometimes you just need to be like, we're on holidays, there's a farty dog, but we're on our way, and we do have that extra leg room in premium economy. Order yourselves a champagne and breathe in the dog farts.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Exactly. That's what we've got to do. Just get some of that free champagne. It makes everything better. Bree and Clint. Time for some of that free champagne. Makes everything better. Free and Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.
Starting point is 00:32:12 No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Even Friday. A game of two halves. Yeah. We play. Is it?
Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah. Our half. Yeah. And our partner's half. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's just say it's five segments. It's kind of... Every game is a game of two halves, I would argue.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yep. Think about it? Sure. I don't want to think about it too hard. Let's just meet our opponents, our contestants, our teammates today. Thule's going to join my team.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Hi, Thule. Hello, Thule. Hi. It's me and you guessing songs this afternoon. Are you amped? Are you hyped? Are you ready to go? I'm super hyped.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'm going to win. Yes, we are going to win. Don't forget about me, okay? Okay. Thule's like, nope, I'm doing it on my own. Can I play without Clint? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:01 On Bree's team is Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hey. Do you want to play on your Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hey. Do you want to play on your own, Jade, or do you want to do it together? It's more fun when there's more people. It's more fun when...
Starting point is 00:33:12 Okay, Jade. Okay, Jade. Jade, you've never said anything so true. How many is... Yeah. I think two or more. The optimum number. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Two or more. Leave it open-ended. Claudia, you're going to run this game and clean things up for us, I hope. Hi, Claudia. Hello. How are you? We're good. A little bit excited, but we're good.
Starting point is 00:33:36 So this is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning, and I've changed it up a little bit today. Normally, it's an actual song you'd hear on the radio, but earlier we were talking about TV theme songs. Oh. So I'm spicing it up a little bit today, and I'm going to play a bunch of TV theme songs.
Starting point is 00:33:53 You just need to tell me what the show is. Oh, I like this game. Yeah, so Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. You just need to buzz in with your name, and the first team to three points is going to win. Good to go? Good to go. Yes, here's your first one.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Brie. Oh, that was me. That was clearly me. That was Malcolm in the middle, baby. Come on. I don't know, maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
Starting point is 00:34:20 You're not the boss of me now. Impartial fill-in producer Donks. Was Bree first or was I first? Definitely Bree. He's impartial, you can't argue with that. It's over to Tuli and Jade. Are you guys ready to give it a go? All right, so you're answering with the TV show, okay guys?
Starting point is 00:34:44 Sweet. Okay. Do they know the new rule? Because... You buzz in with your name when you think you know what the theme song TV show is. Yes. And then you say what it is, okay? Sweet.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Okay. Okay, here you go. Here we go. I want to be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my... Jade! Pokemon!
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yes! Pokemon! Oh, no! Nice, Jade. Pokemon. It was, isn't it, for a while? That did It was. It took a while. That did take longer than we thought it would. Well, I'm not quite up anymore.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Yeah. Okay, two points to team Bree and Jade. Exactly right. Bree, you know. It's do or die for me and Tuli here. You have plenty of time to get this to save the game. Yeah. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Here you go. Good luck, everyone. Bree. That is Kath and Kim. Get it. Get it. Easy. It could not be more regged. No.
Starting point is 00:35:52 It could not be more regged. Oh, I feel like this is my version of this game. Yeah, you're good at this one. Jade, you did so well and you picked up the 50K FC chicken dollars. Great work. Woo! Thank you. Tuli, seeing as you wanted to play by yourself, I take no responsibility for that loss.
Starting point is 00:36:10 That was all your fault. I'm so sorry. Can't win them all. Have a good weekend, ladies. Thank you. See you guys. This weekend it is do or die for the mighty one New Zealand Warriors. Again.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Again. This is round two of do or die. It's do, do or die. Yes. They take on Bree's beloved Brisbane Broncos. And we welcome to the show New Zealand's number one Warriors fan and commentator extraordinaire. It's Dai Henwood.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Oh, thank you very much. The excitement. Mate, how are the vibes over in the Henwood house at the moment? You must be absolutely fizzing for it. Oh, they are huge. The amount of times I've re-watched that
Starting point is 00:36:57 win against the Newcastle Knights, which has pushed us into this do or die preliminary final against the Broncos. I've watched it, I reckon, four or five times. It was just absolutely glorious. It was magic. It was clinical.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Bree and I were both there and I found myself, because as a Warriors fan for a while, you don't want to celebrate too early. And it got to the 76th minute before I allowed myself to give it a bit of, I think we've got this. Mate, die, not me. I was there at the game. I was Googling flights to Brisbane in like the 47th minute. It's going to be huge because, one, there's so many tasty match-ups in this game.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Payne Haas versus Adam Fennel Blake. The beautiful eyelashes of Reece Walsh versus the sturdiness of Charles Nicol Klugstad, and, of course, the old veterans. You've got the freshly shorn Johnson up against Adam Reynolds. So it's all go. Brisbane, Suncourt Stadium, I reckon, is outside of Mount Smart the best place to watch rugby league.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Southeast Queensland has the most expats from New Zealand. 100%. I reckon there's going to be 30% Warriors fans at that game. That'd be pretty good. I have no doubt about it. I lived in Brisbane for a long time and you're so spot on. It is going to be packed with Warriors fans, Suncorp Stadium. I need to ask your opinion, Di, on what Reece Walsh said
Starting point is 00:38:28 in an interview and called Sean Johnson old boy. What's your thoughts on that? Is that shots fired? It is shots fired. The thing is, I think people look at Sean Johnson as an old guy because, I mean, he played in the 2011 grand final and I was just watching footage today actually of as an old guy because, I mean, he played in the 2011 Grand Final and I was just watching footage today actually of Sean Johnson and Adam Reynolds. The last time they sort of really had it out on a field together
Starting point is 00:38:53 was 2010 in the final when they were both really young. But Reece Walsh was just trying to rack Sean Johnson up and, I mean, you've got to applaud Reece Walsh was just trying to rack Sean Johnson up. And, I mean, you've got to applaud Reece Walsh. He's not the player that we needed, but I love watching his little thighs run around the park. Yeah, he's a cutie. Also, he's 13 years old, so everybody is old boy to Reece Walsh. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Absolutely. Completely. Have we thought about employing someone to slip another baggie of cocaine into Reece Walsh's kit bag or something? I don't know, some kind of, if he's playing underhand mind games, can we maybe get him that way, Di? Do you think that's the way to go? Look, in the past I would have said yes,
Starting point is 00:39:36 but what I love about this side and what I love about what Coach Andrew Webster's instilled in them is you just play it fair, you play it straight. He's brought such an awesome culture to this team. And regardless of what happens on Saturday night, in fact, I'm a bit worried for the city of Brisbane if the Warriors lose, because that means they go on Mad Monday, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:03 That means that brown snake of a river is just going to be full of carver. It's going to be black. And the Warriors are going to be suffering from it. And it's going to be, the nightlife in Brisbane is going to be awful if the Warriors lose because I've had the best season ever. However, I dare to dream I've got the family on a plane next Saturday
Starting point is 00:40:22 to go to the grand final. And I really hope that the Warriors are going to be there. The Warriors have made the grand final twice before. Do you actually believe this is the best Warriors season of all time, regardless of the grand final results? Yes, I do. I think because in previous times we went on big runs, we had dips in the season this has been a consistent
Starting point is 00:40:46 season where we've just shown so much improvement looking towards the future it looks good this is the best Warriors season I've witnessed, I love this crop of players I'll put a full body condom on me I'm ready to go
Starting point is 00:41:01 Hey Di, as a Queenslander originally, obviously, and Brisbane Broncos have been my team my entire life, and I've been saying to Clint this entire season, it'd be my worst nightmare if the Broncos come up against the Warriors in one of these finals, and obviously that's happened. I just want to say to you, you mate from I think one amazing team in the Broncos to another amazing team in the Warriors. It's a win-win for me this
Starting point is 00:41:32 weekend because I can't lose. I'd love to see the Warriors go through and I hope no one is listening who knows me from back home but I'm backing the Warriors in for the win tomorrow night mate. Oh, good on you, Bree, and look, this game is so nice. There's so much to like about the Broncos team. Kevi Walters has just got them flying.
Starting point is 00:41:54 They're a young bunch of guys who are so awesome, so it is a beautiful game. Obviously want the Waves to win it, but it's just going to be an awesome game of footy, and it's going to be worth staying up for But it's just going to be an awesome game of footy and it's going to be worth staying up for. And you're going to hear myself and Manai Stewart
Starting point is 00:42:09 commentating live from the Export Bear Garden studio for the ACC. If you're watching the game, do not subject yourself to the missionary commentary. It's too big an occasion. Go forward to Channel 9 on Sky Sport. Hit the ACC commentary there. Type in your little pin code, which is more likely 0000.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Nobody knows what their pin code is, but that'll be it. And Di Hemwood and Mania will take care of you this Saturday night. You want the passion from the boys. That's what you want to hear on Saturday night. Di Hemwood, can we get an up the waz? Up the waz! Up the waz, Di! Good luck for tomorrow night mate
Starting point is 00:42:45 Love you guys, take care See you mate, love you mate A time for a Friday Okie Ladies and gentlemen Bree and Clint Friday Okie Here we go everybody Our weekly singing competition.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Me versus Bree. We spend an equal amount of time with a professional audio engineer and try and make our songs sound as good as we can. He does a really good job with them. And he's actually musically really talented, so we're very lucky to have Sam. And he polishes these turds until they're actually bearable to play on the radio.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I said to Brett, let's do something new this week. Let's do something fresh that's charting. And you chose Doja Cat. Paint the Town Red. It's taking over TikTok. And I chose it for a couple of reasons. Because Doja Cat's new album dropped today. It's called Scarlet.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Go and check it out. And obviously this song is the first song off that album. You chose it, so you're going to go first. And then the phone lines will open up to the people. Five people will decide the winner of Fridayoke once you have heard both of them. So here we go. Here comes Breeze Doja Cat.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Good luck. Pray for me. We'll be back straight after this. town red. I said what I said. I'd rather be famous instead. I let all that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the town red. She's a devil. She's a bad little bitch. She's a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal. It'll take a whole lot for me to settle. She's a devil. She's a bad little bitch. She's a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal. It'll take a whole Can you hear the attempted harmonies there in the chorus? What do you mean an attempt? Well, I could hear you doing some harmonies.
Starting point is 00:44:55 No, it wasn't an attempt. I definitely didn't get anywhere close, but I gave it a go. Gave it a go. I've done worse. Yeah, absolutely. I think it was good. Gave it a go. I've done worse. Yeah, absolutely. I think it was good. But is it the best? You'll only be able to decide that after you hear my Doja Cat.
Starting point is 00:45:11 This is Doja Clint. Wish I hadn't said that. But here we are. Oh, no. Good luck to me. You're on ZM. Good luck to you, mate. Yeah. I said what I said.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I'd rather be famous instead. I let all that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the town red. I said what I said. I'd rather be famous instead. I let all that get to my head. I don't care. I paint the I said. I'd rather be famous instead. I let all that get to my head. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I'll paint the town red. She's the devil. She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal. It'll take a whole lot for me to settle. She's the devil. She a bad little bitch.
Starting point is 00:46:01 She a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal. It'll take a whole lot for me to settle Dan Ox just texted me and he said, Doja Clint, huh? One of those is the best version of Doja Cat you will hear this afternoon. But you have to decide who it is on 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. We'd like your votes. We'd like your opinions. We welcome them. You can also text those to 9696 or give us a call if you
Starting point is 00:46:31 want to have your say 0800 dial ZM right now. Ladies and gentlemen Brian Clint Friday Hokey You've heard him Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
Starting point is 00:46:47 You've heard him. And now we need to find out who's the better doja cat. Is it Bree? She the devil. She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. Or is it me? She the devil.
Starting point is 00:47:02 She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. Someone texted and said, Clint, why do you sound vaguely Filipino in that song? What is happening? Interesting. Do I? Okay, we're going to go to the phones. We have five people standing by to vote.
Starting point is 00:47:17 And Tyrone has caught up. Kia ora, Tyrone. G'day, Ty. G'day. How's it going? Good, thanks. You a fan of Doja Cat? Yes, somewhat. Somewhat? Used to's it going? Good, thanks. You a fan of Doja Cat? Yes, somewhat.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Somewhat? Used to be, eh? Yeah, used to be. We ruined it, didn't we? We ruined it. Who's your best Doja Cat impersonator today, Bree or Clint? Has to be Clint, bro. Those ad-libs were spot on, serenading.
Starting point is 00:47:40 You going Doja Clint? Yeah, absolutely. Doja Clint all day. All right. Thank you, Tyrone. I day. Thank you, Tyrone. I appreciate it. Thanks, Tyrone. Have a good weekend.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Let's go to an actual cat named Kat. My God. Doja Kat. Oh, hey. Has Doja Kat called in to make a vote on the Doja Kat Friday Oki? Oh, 100%. Oh, we love it. Your vote is important.
Starting point is 00:48:01 She has a Kiwi accent as well. Yeah, we knew she was Kiwi. Kat, who did the better Doge Cat? Well, I've got to be honest. I think it was this person's best Friday Oki I've ever heard. And my vote goes to Bree. Damn. I will take that, Kat.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Best ever. Best ever? I'll take it and run with it. Best ever. Thank you, Kat. That's a ringing endorsement. Thank you, Kat. Up the waz. Let's go to Laura on our $100 ZM. G'day,. Thank you, Kat. That's a ringing endorsement. Thank you, Kat. Up the waz.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Let's go to Laura on our $100 idiom. G'day, Laura. Hello, Laura. Doja Clint in the house, big dog. Doja get in the house. Doja Clint.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Clint all the way, man. You're totally like, I loved how you even tried to make your voice sound a little bit like Doja Cat. I tried. Yeah, yeah. The authenticity and the harmonies. I loved you you even tried to make your voice sound a little bit like Doja Cat. I tried. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:46 The authenticity and the harmonies. I loved you too, Bree, but tonight it's got to go to Clint. All good. Thanks, Laura. Thanks, Laura. Have a good weekend. Appreciate it. Let's go to Taylor on our $800.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Hi, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi. How old are you, Taylor? Nine. Nine years old. Yep. Do you like Doja Cat?
Starting point is 00:49:07 Yes. And who do you think did a better Doja Cat, Brie or Clint? Brie. She sounded more like the real Doja Cat. The real deal, Taylor. Well, Taylor, thanks for keeping me in it, mate. You've tied it up. We're going to go to the designer, which is also Taylor.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Hi, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. Hi. You've got the power me in it, mate. You've tied it up. We're going to go to the designer, which is also Taylor. Hi, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. Hi. You've got the power here this afternoon, Taylor. Oh, I'm going to have to go with three. Bree's got it. Taylor. Bree's got it.
Starting point is 00:49:36 UGB. Looks like it's Doja Bree. Did that feel good? It didn't feel good when I said it. No, I regretted it. Did you regret it? Oh, Bree. Did that feel good? It didn't feel good when I said that. Does that work? No, I regretted it. Did you regret it? Oh, yeah, a big time.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, no. I just, I think I gave myself the ick. Sorry about that, Taylor. I hope you don't regret voting for me now. You don't want to change your vote or anything? You shouldn't stick with that? Yeah. No, we're going to stick with that.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yes, Taylor! Thanks, Taylor. Loyal to the end. Congratulations, Bree. Let's go to the real deal instead. Are we going to the real deal, Brie. Let's go to the real deal instead. Are we going to the real deal song? Yeah, let's go to the real deal. Why not?
Starting point is 00:50:09 Keep it going. Freshen it up. See what it's supposed to sound like. Brie and Clint. Sorry. My phone is making a crazy amount of noise. I don't know how to turn it off. What do you mean you don't know how to turn it off?
Starting point is 00:50:22 Oh, there you go. Oh. I don't know where it's coming from. Does it have swear... Did that have swear words in it? No, I don't think so. I think it was playing the Dan Ox radio mix on iHeartRadio. It's the only thing...
Starting point is 00:50:37 At least it was on brand. It's the only thing we listen to here at the Brian Clint Show when we're not doing the show. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. But first, we've got to do your birthday bangers for a Friday. The number one songs on your 16th birthdays, and we're going to play one of these out in full. Let's start with Emily on our 800 dials at M. Kia ora, Emily.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Welcome to the show. G'day, M. Hi. How's your week been, Emily? Good. It's the last. G'day, Em. Hi. How's your week been, Emily? Good. It's the last day today of work, so we're going out for tea tonight. I mean, you can't go wrong. Are you tuning in for the Warriors game tomorrow night?
Starting point is 00:51:17 Yeah, absolutely. Up the waz. Up the waz, Emily. Well, let's do your birthday banger now. What's your date of birth? 25th of December, 85. Can I just say, Emily, I'm so sorry. What a horrible birth date.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Oh, my God. Poor thing. You and Jesus Christ born on the same day. Have to share all your bloody presents. You'd get joint presents. Anyway, you were 16 in 2001, Emily. And on Christmas Day slash Emily's birthday in 2001, this had a number one hit.
Starting point is 00:51:48 It's not like you, so sorry. I was waiting on a different story. This time I'm mistaken. Chad Kroger and the Nickelbacks. I've been wrong, I've been down. Do you reckon they floated the idea of calling themselves the Pennybacks? Dunno. The Dollarbacks?
Starting point is 00:52:10 The Dimebacks? What do you reckon, Em? Do you like it? Yeah. No. It's a good one. Do you like it? Emily, you can be honest.
Starting point is 00:52:19 It doesn't sound like you like it. It reminds me of a hall party. Yeah, a little bit, eh? Yeah, it does, Emily. Yes, it does. Okay, wait there. Birthday banger for Schmitty. G'day, Schmitty.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Hello, Schmitty. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Good, mate. What are you up to this weekend? I've got a mate's 40th. Oh, lovely. Whereabouts is the 40th happening?
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah, it's your coal fire. Oh, lovely. Are you guys going to have the Warriors on? Oh, they've got a band there. They'll have the Warriors on too. Up the wires. Up the wires, Schmitty. All right, well, what's your birthday, Schmitty?
Starting point is 00:52:55 31st of the 1st, 78. All right, that means you were 16 in 1994. And Schmitty, let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Oh, no. Oh, you've got a dream, Schmitty. Things can only get better. Why a dream? That's not what I was hoping for.
Starting point is 00:53:21 You're not? What were you hoping for, Nirvana? Yeah, something like that. Okay, wait there, Schmitty. One more birthday banger for Tamara. Hi, Tamara. Oh, we've just lost Tamara. Did we?
Starting point is 00:53:34 Oh, she'll be listening. Can we do a birthday banger anyway? I've got her birthday. Tamara was born on the 3rd of April, 1990, which means she was 16 in 2006. And Tamara, this is your birthday banger. The Pussycat Dolls and Will.i.am. It's a banger.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Am I going to vote for Nickelback? Are you voting for Nickelback? No, am I going to vote for Nickelback? I feel like I might be about to vote for Nickelback. Yeah, I'm voting for it. I'm doing it. Be decisive, Clint. Get into it.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Nickelback. I vote Nickelback. Can you just play me some of the, how does it start? It starts like this. Did you just fall for that whole charade just then? Are you pretending you didn't want to vote for Nickelback? Mate, I'm one of the original backers. Emily, you, me, Bree, it's time to get Nickelbacked.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Are you ready? Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right, Emily. Wish I didn't make it uncool like that. I'm having a bad run. Did you just manage to make... I'm having a bad 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Wait, did you just... No one's ever asked me to get Nickelbacked before. No, I know, I know. You know how you to make... I'm having a bad 15 minutes. Wait, did you just... No one's ever asked me to get nickel bags before. No, I know. I know. You know how you just said... I just know what to say. You're having a bad 15 minutes. Welcome to my whole life.
Starting point is 00:54:55 You win birthday bang, Em. Have a great weekend. See you, Em. Up the wires. Brie and Clint, you're on Zidim. I'm sick of so many I'm feeling and this is how You remind me Bree and Clint This weekend the Warriors take on the Brisbane Broncos
Starting point is 00:55:13 In the preliminary final of the NRL If they win this they go to the big dance They go to the final But it's not guaranteed But the whole country is behind this team Or are they? Or are they? I think Clint we need to do our part and make sure
Starting point is 00:55:28 that the entire country is behind the mighty Waz this weekend because they need all the support coming from this side of the ditch going across there to Brisbane tomorrow night. Yep. So here's what I propose. We need to do a bit of a ring around up the waz test. Mm-hmm. So here's what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:55:47 We've each picked a few businesses and here's the game. You can't say anything other than up the waz. That's it. Yeah. And all you're looking for is an up the waz back. Got it. Once you get that. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:02 We're good to go. How many times can I say up the wars to them? Twice. Twice. You can only say it twice. If they don't say it back after two times, you fail. Exactly. Okay, you made the rules. You're going first. Because to be a true Warriors fan, you have to have the right gear. You're going to call a Ribble Sport this afternoon. I know
Starting point is 00:56:17 the guys at Ribble Sport. They'll be into it. You reckon? Yep, straight into it. Okay, good luck. Hey there, this is Ribble Sport's atrium. How can I help you out today? Up the waz. Up the waz. Up the waz. We got him.
Starting point is 00:56:31 G'day, mate. It's Brie and Clint from ZM. You've bloody helped me out there. All I needed was an up the waz, and you've crushed it. Who's this? Never mind. Up the waz. Up the waz.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Thank you very much. Talk to you later. Bye. Big fan, obviously. Big fan. Yeah. Okay, who am I calling? You're going to call, I'm the worst. Thank you very much. Talk to you later. Bye. Big fan, obviously. Big fan. Yeah. Okay, who am I calling? You're going to call, I mean, where else do you want to be to watch the game than an RSA?
Starting point is 00:56:52 You want to be at the RSA. And one of my favourite RSAs is in Christchurch at Papanui. So you'll be calling the Papanui RSA bar and restaurant. Okay, let's do it. Hi, the Papanui RSA, Clover speaking. Up the waz! Up the waz? Yeah, woo, warriors!
Starting point is 00:57:24 Or, up the waz. Up The Waz. Up The Waz. Yes! Yes, he's got it! Thank you. Technically, I cheated by having to say it three times. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM. We just needed someone to say Up The Waz.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Oh, my God, no way! Up The Waz! Up The Waz! You've nailed it! I wasn't even going to answer the phone. It's two minutes before. You've made our day way more than the guy from Rebel Sport did. He didn't even know who we were. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Yeah, well, yeah, that's true. Oh, you guys, it's great. Oh, you brought it back to life. Let's do a plug. Are you showing the Warriors game in the Papinui RSA tomorrow night at 10 o'clock? Our members don't stay up that late. Oh, gutted. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll do a plug for the Papinui RSA. We love you guys and we appreciate it. Up the wars. Up the wars. Yes. Get in. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:58:17 You prematurely evacuated the building. I'm a premature evaculator. Yeah, I've heard you are. Evacuator. That was close. It was close. I reckon it was like one kind of letter in that. And it's good that you feel comfortable enough to talk about it on air. About my premature evacuation. No!
Starting point is 00:58:38 Oh, shit! I need to evacuate. I need to go. You do. Go try one more time. I, Clint Roberts, am a premier. Oh, my God. I am a premier. I'm so nervous now. I am Clint.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Hi, my name's Clint Roberts, and I'm a premature evacuator. Yes. Me? As a premature evacuator, I feel like I've been here too long now. Yeah, me, I'm a premature ejaculator. That's me. It is what it is. Like Jacinda said, she goes hard and early.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Yep, I do both. Have a great night, everybody. And a great weekend. Up the waz. We'll catch you back on Monday. Up the Waz. We'll catch you back on Monday. Up the Waz.

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