ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd April 2021

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

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Nice. Okay, you ready? G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast intro for a Friday. And guess what? It's Friday then! It's Saturday and Sunday what? Have you ever filmed one of those videos where you get out of the car and you dance beside the car while the car keeps driving? Nah. Too scary, eh? Yeah. I could follow.

People have been run over doing those videos. Yeah, I can imagine. Getting pulled under the car. Oh, yesterday, remember what I was meant to tell you about before we get into this? I had a fall, speaking of dangerous things. Oh, that's right. You're going to tell us about this. There were two things we said to do.

Yeah, what was the other thing? Ben! There were two things and we said, don't forget the things. And now we've forgotten the things. What were they? One was Bree, tell us about the fall. things what were they? One was Bree tell us about the fall and what was the other thing? Bree's fall?

No the other one. There was one more. I said Ben let's do it in the show. I thought you were remembering those things. No. Well we'll have to go back and listen to it. Whoever listened to the podcast can you tell us the thing that we said two days ago not to forget on the podcast intro. We'll do it on Tuesday. I was going to write that down, but I just didn't.

Yeah. Anyway, tell them about your fall. Yeah, my fall. I was taking Whitney for a wee and it had been raining and all of our deck and the stairs, so there's a deck and then there's stairs, was all wet. And I've taken her out and put her on the grass and she tried to go for a wee and then she didn't.

She tried to dart back up the stairs and I tried to grab her and as I grabbed her, I fully slipped on the top stair and I fell all the way to the bottom stair. The worst injury I had was Whitney scratched my stomach on the way down. I was terrified I was going to squish her. Oh, yeah? I nearly fell on her. Were you holding her at that stage?

I was holding her, and I threw her. So I didn't squash her. You've turned up to work, which is good, because it means you're not of the age yet where you had a fall. You just fell. You break your hip. You didn't have a fall? No, so it's not a fall?

No, you fell, but You didn't have a fall No so it's not a fall No You fell I fell But you didn't have a fall What age Does it turn into Not I fell But oh I had a fall I think it can happen

Any age from 30 You're just lucky that Your body is still robust enough To handle it Don't call me robust Don't talk about my bust I said robust Not rotund

Don't talk about my bust You know Like you're still intact. Yeah. No, I'm okay. I'm all good. But how scary is it though when you do have a fall or when you fall over? Like legit, like where you slip and you literally think this could be it.

Anastasia did this recently. Remember her running fall? Oh, yeah. Like that. It's the phenomenon of, and you'll be able to relate to it, and you might be able to with to it, and you might be able to with this one. When you fall, but you're by yourself,

and there's no one around to see it and quickly go to you, are you okay? I think those are the worst falls. You just have to sit there by yourself and go, am I okay? Yeah. And check on yourself.

I just want to call my mum. It's horrible. It's not a good feeling. All you want to do in those moments. Yeah. You just want someone to be like, there, there. You're okay.

You're okay. The worst is when you fall in public and no one's with you so you can't even laugh about it with a friend. Oh, that's true. Real awkward. Just feel real sorry for yourself. I hate that moment.

Some Gen Z makes a TikTok out of you. At least if you're with someone, you and your friend can have a laugh about it. But when you're by yourself, it's real awkward. That's true. Watch your step if you're by yourself, it's real awkward. That's true. Watch your step if you're listening to this podcast at the moment. Pay attention.

Let's do an international podcast birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yep. You know the deal. You go to our Facebook group.

It's a private group. You can search Bree and Clint Podcast Family. Anyone can join the group and then tell us your birthday. And slowly but surely we'll get through them and tell you what your birthday banger is. We'll start with Leon Phelps. I wonder if he's related to Michael. No, he's from Melbourne. Well, he's in Melbourne.

He's from Melbourne. No, Leon, his birthday is 24th of November 1972. So he was 16 in 1988 on the 24th of November. And in 88, this had a number one hit. Don't worry, be happy now. Iconic. What movie was it in? Don't worry.

Was it in a Robin Williams movie? Be happy. Patch Adams? Jinx. Haven't seen it, but... I can tell you what it's about. I can tell you what song's in it. That's a good one.

Let's do Michael Casino. Sounds like a good Italian name, doesn't it? Canizo. Oh, Canizo. I reckon it's Cani... What do you think? Canizo. Oh, he's from Bunbury it's Cani. What do you think? Canizo.

Oh, he's from Bunbury, WA. Bunbury. My old radio co-host was from Bunbury. Oh, yeah. In WA, a small country place. Nice spot, Michael. You were born on the 16th of April, 1987. So you were 16 in 2003 on the 16th of April.

And in 2003, this had a number one hit. Banger! Gotta remember when this album came out. I was 16 as well. Oh yeah. Yeah. He was so jacked for 50 Cent, wasn't he? And everyone was like,

did you know he got shot nine times? In the face. Oh, one of them was in the face. I think two was in the face. Yeah, not all nine, though. But two in the face. I think two's enough.

Two's enough, yeah. Okay, good birthday bang it for Michael. One more for, oh, no, another UK name. Lydia Conium. Coin,

Conium, yeah. It's more the place she's from I was worried name. Lydia Conium. Conium, yeah. It's more the place she's from I was worried about. Lydia Conium. Gloucester. Gloucester. Gloucester. Gloucester? Gloucester.

It's Gloucester. We've heard this one before. Yeah, okay. It absolutely is Gloucester. She's from Gloucester, Gloucester, Gloucester. Gloucester. Yeah, we've covered all our bases there. Let's check it.

Actually, we've got the audio of it here. It is pronounced Gloucester. Yeah, Gloucester, Gloucester, Gloucester. Gloucester. Yeah, we covered all our bases there. Let's check it. Actually, we've got the audio of it here. It is pronounced... Gloucester. Yeah, Gloucester. I've heard that one before. I knew it. Hello, governor. You sound like you're from...

Gloucester. Can we have someone from Scotland again? I love talking in a Scottish accent. It's my favourite. Scotland! Okay, Lydia, get ready to find out your birthday banger. Take a look under me kilt. All right, I'll do it then. Okay, Lydia, get ready to find out your birthday banger. Take a look under me kilt. Alright, I'll do it then.

Lydia, you were born on the 19th of October 2004. So you were 16 last year in 2020. And last year, on the 19th of October, this was number one. A Kiwi Connection.

Josh 685, who's a Kiwi boy. And Jason Derulo. Oh, yours is the BTS version. Oh, Buzzy. BTS, the Korean boy band who did a version of it too. God, Josh must have got paid so much money when BTS did it. Can we call him and ask? Josh685.

Yeah, is that rude? Yep. Yeah, it's pretty rude. But I'd still like to do it. Yeah. I'd love to know. Do you think Lydia is our youngest podcast listener? She's 17.

She's 17? Yeah. Oh, that's cool, Lydia. Good for you, getting into the podcast. Yeah. Shout out. Yeah, she could be our youngest listener, although I have been told and have had messages from people

that say their kids like to listen sometimes. Oh, yeah. To go to sleep. Lucky we speak in code when we talk about that stuff. I think the winner is Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. 50 Cent in the club. Oh, split vote. Ben, turn the thingy down.

Oh, Ben. And then Ben. There he is. Or is it Anastasia's turn? Oh, yeah, go Anastasia. I feel like Ben had to make a decision today on the actual show. I'm going to go Bobby, please. Bobby.

Bobby. Not that bit. This bit. There you go Whistle along everybody Wait can you You can't whistle can you Yeah I can Oh

Yeah that sounds good I can only whistle breathing it Oh yeah that's one of those You can't whistle Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it Are you having any regrets Anastasia? Just wondering, no reason Be happy.

100%. Make it stop. In every life we have some trouble. But when you worry, you make it double. Don't worry. Be happy. I'm actually keen to go home. See you guys.

Have a great time. Bye. That ended abruptly. Have a great time. Oh, that ended abruptly. That was very savage. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. Yeah, long weekend too.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. It. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. If you'd given me some warning, I could have got that. You wouldn't have had to sing that. It's Friday then.

Saturday, Sunday, what? How many songs are there about Friday? Okay, that's two. Are there more? I'd say there is. Or the Katy Perry song. Oh, TGIF? TGIF.

Yeah. That's anotherIF. TGIF. Yeah. That's another one. Songs about Friday. Let's have a look. Daniel Bedingfield. Natasha Bedingfield's brother had a Friday song. I've never heard it before. It's called Friday.

Should we give it a little play? Damn, Daniel. Damn, Daniel, do something good before I turn it off. What about Friday On My Mind, the easy beats? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good song. Remember that? Yeah. Or Friday I'm In Love, the cure. Ice Cube.

Damn, this is gangster. He's got three movies about Friday. Oh, yeah, he does too. Friday, next Friday. Yeah, Friday after that.'s got three movies about Friday. Oh, yeah, he does too. Friday, next Friday. Yeah, Friday after that. Yeah, three Fridays from now. Today on the show, Friday Oki is back. At 5 o'clock, we're going to take on an Aussie classic.

That's all we're going to say. An Aussie classic at 5 o'clock today. But we're also going to do the last thing we're going to put into the card at 4 o'clock if you're hanging out for that. Yes, and then we'll draw it at 5 o'clock next. So, Tradie vs. Lady for a Friday. That's right. If you want to play, 0800 dials at M, 50 bucks up for grabs.

Yeah. Here's Carly Rae Jepsen's song about Friday. It doesn't say Friday, but we know that's what it's about. We assume, yeah. Friday Jams, Brie and Clint. I do wish you well. Brie Friday jams. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradies versus ladies. The tradies versus the ladies. $50 up for grabs in a trivia quiz. All you need to do is beat out your opponent. Our tradie today is 20. He's from Topor, and he only owns monochrome clothing. Interesting. Hello, Harry.

Hello. Hello. Only monochrome clothing, hey? Yeah, yeah. Just like to stick to the blacks and the whites. Right. Not fluoro? I know tradies love their fluoro.

No, no. Try and stick away from that. I mean, obviously for health and safety. Yeah, good save. Good save. Fair enough. All right, you're taking on our lady today. She's 23 and stick away from that. I mean, obviously for health and safety. Yeah, good save, good save, good save. All right, you're taking on our lady today. She's 23 and she's from Christchurch. She's never failed a university exam. Oh, brag about it, Sarah. Wow.

I mean, it's not really a fun fact, is it? No, I mean, you know, it could be more fun than that. It's a flex. I fell asleep in a uni exam once, that is fact, and I failed it as well. Okay, guys. Harry, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers

takes home 50 bucks cash this afternoon. Buzz in when you think you know the answer. Question number one. In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy had a dog called Toto. What breed of dog was Toto? Lady. Oh, you know it already.

Go, Sarah. Oh, I think it was the Yorkshire Terrier. Oh, close, but no. There is multiple choice. Is it A, a Fox Terrier, B, a West Highland Terrier, or C, a Cairn Terrier? You get a free guess here, Harry. A Cairn Terrier. That is correct. The same breed as my puppy. Yeah, Toto from The Wizard of Oz. And also a fun fact, Toto was a boy dog in the film, but it was

actually played by a female dog. Transgender dog. Question number two. It's the Anzac Day long weekend this weekend. What particular flower is used to remember the soldiers that fought for this country? Yes, Harry. A poppy. A poppy is correct. Two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Sarah. Question number three. It's Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday. Who sings this song? It's Lady. Yes, Sarah. She's straight in there, Sarah. Rebecca Black.

Nailed it, Sarah. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. We've got a game on our hands. Question number four. The famous saying from the movie Crocodile Dundee was, I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you. What do Aussies actually call this particular type of seafood?

Lady. Yes, Sarah. A prawn. Correct. Nice work. It's all tied up. particular type of seafood? Lady. Yes, Sarah. A prawn. Correct. Nice work. It's all tied up. Tie break.

Whoever gets this question correct wins $50 cash. To a piece. Question number five. If I was born in late December, early January, what star sign would I be? Lady. Harry's going to give it a go. Harry's going to go it a go Capricorn He's crushed it The monochromatic

Star sign loving tradie Harry is our champion today Well done mate Nice work Thanks guys 50 bucks coming your way Hands up who's saving for their first house at the moment Oh you haven't given up yet Brie

That's good I'm still saving I mean I've given up on the dream Because it's never going to happen I'm just looking around the room Producer Ben will be in the same boat Anastasia don't bother to be honest By the time you're ready By the time you're ready there will be no houses left

Guys I've got to save for a car first. Yeah, good point, good point. What I've got here is advice from a New Zealand property expert who has shared their top tips on how you can save for that deposit. Here we go. Is it move out of Auckland? No, it's not move out of Auckland. These are all practical things.

That's a good tip. Yeah, it's a good tip, yeah. But these are all practical things that you can do, and you can actually start doing these things today. Okay okay so number one um pay off any big debt you've got first like credit cards or higher purchases student loan oh no student loans fines no interest on that um um i'm from australia so there is there is a lot of interest on that bad boy pay off your big ones first second uh bit of advice, start small. Anything will get you in the habit. You could start by saving $5 a week just to get momentum.

I mean, that's going to take me years. To get to $5 a week. No, to save anything. Yeah, I know, but it's all about just training yourself to save. All right, I can do that, $5 a week. That's two. Number three, harvest a kidney. That is not one of the things.

Harvest a kidney and sell it on the dark web. How much are kidneys going for? At the moment, healthy kidneys are going for at least $10,000. Okay, that's not too bad. What about livers? Livers or good money on livers. And the good thing about a liver is it regenerates itself. So you can cut off 70% of your liver and sell that.

And then in another five years, you'll probably sell another one. What about appendixes? Because I don't really need that Depends if it's about to burst or not But yeah, organ Organ harvesting Good option Blackmail a leading New Zealand businessman

For as much money as you can These are all tips from a property expert On how you can get into your first home See, that one sounds easier Than saving $5 a week Yeah That's going to take too long Whereas that one Right going to be more practical.

His advice is park outside their house for a couple of weeks and just try and take some compromising photos. Like if a mistress leaves the house or something like that, good money in that. You can buy good webcams on Amazon. Go for a company on the NZX50. Those are the big ones. These are all advice from New Zealand property experts

on how to get the deposit together for your first home. Start selling Arbonne to your friends and family. Just enter actually any pyramid scheme you can enter into. I get one of those Mercedes that they all get. You have to choose. You have to choose between a white Mercedes or a house deposit. Oh, that's a tough decision. And the white Mercedes is hard to say no to.

Just a house deposit. That's a tough decision. And the white Mercedes is hard to say no to. Just a couple more. This is advice from a property expert on how to get into your first home. This is all legit. It's all real. I've just cross-checked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fact-checked. Definitely from an expert.

Start an Oni fence. Hey, you know, that's not the worst decision. Yeah, yeah. It's not my advice. It's not my advice, by the way. It's from a property expert. There's lots of things you could do worst decision. Yeah, yeah. It's not my advice. It depends what you say. It's not my advice, by the way. It's from a property expert. There's lots of things you could do on there. Yeah, yeah.

Lots of things, all right. And the final one, rob a casino. So... Oh, that one's... Yeah. I mean, oh, you know what you could do? Just watch Oceans 8 or Oceans 11, 12, and then you'll be fully up to speed.

Perfect. Yeah. Hopefully that helped everybody. Good luck. I feel like I'm a lot closer. Yeah. Hopefully that helped everybody. Good luck. I feel like I'm a lot closer. Stay in it. Okay, stay in it. You're not far away.

Did you ever write notes to people in school? I had a pen pal for a little while. Is that what you mean? No, like I mean at school. Oh, like passing notes? Yeah. Nah. Oh, maybe it was more a girl thing.

We got in a lot of trouble for passing notes. Oh, did you? Yeah. You went to a- Catholic high school. Catholic high school. Not cool to pass. We got in trouble for having independent thoughts.

Yeah. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Ha ha. Just kidding. Ha ha ha. Send help.

I used to write notes at school. It was like a fun thing you did in year eight or year nine and you used to pass them between classes and whatever. What sort of notes? Like, I think you're cute. No, I don't know. It was just kind of like texting, but old school back in the day before texting was texting.

Manual texting. Yeah, which made me reminisce because there's this story online where this guy has shared a video of himself opening a note that he was given in high school 10 years ago. Whoa, cool. Has he kept it all that time? So this is the reason why he's kept it. Yeah.

You'd be like, why wouldn't you just open it? Yeah. That's the point of the note. I'd forget. That'd be the problem. Because on front of the note, it says only open this on april 11th 2021 right which was like a week ago yeah so um that's more than 10 years ago and finally april 11th 2021 has come around i'd watch this video i need to know i don't even know the guy i want to know what's in the

note you want to know what was written in the note Yeah I want to go around the room And see if any of you are close To guessing what was written in this note So do we know who gave it to him? It says Just someone from his school? It says my friend gave me this note in class Producer Ben

What do you think is in the 10 year old note? Ooh Some kind of promise to himself Like in 10 years time have I accomplished this? Yeah, or like, I remember who you are. Yeah, remember. Yeah. Okay, producer Anastasia, what's in the 10-year-old note?

Is this an American person? I believe it is, yes. I'm guessing it's something along the lines of, is your sandwich today ham or bologna? PB&J. Why would they make them wait 10 years for that? Good prank. Yeah, maybe.

That's where I thought we were going. Okay, fair enough. That's where I think mine is. I think a 10-year-old note inside it was, you know when you make that symbol with your finger? Was that a thing 10 years and then you hold it below your waist yeah it was a thing at my school and then you get to punch the person yeah for that i reckon it's a picture of that well uh i can reveal yes the thing

that was written in the note where he waited 10 years was I was on the Herald the other day. Were you? Sex scandal again? No, I wasn't personally. I was looking on the Herald. Be more specific. I was viewing things on the Herald. Be careful with your words.

And this headline caught my attention. How to trick yourself into liking running. Oh. Because I hate running. Would you like to like running? I mean, yes, for my health. Yeah. But I also don't want to do the work.

So I thought, oh, I'm going to have a look at this. This would be great. So this is all different ideas on how to get yourself into liking running. The first one is it says, let cynicism go. It says, you know, if you're one of those people who smirks at inspirational quotes, then you need to set that aside if you're going to like running. You're too cynicistic. Yes, exactly.

You know know you need to be more positive uh and you need to take more of the mind frame of like a personal trainer so stop hating people that you see jogging past the bar while you're at the bar try and trick yourself into thinking good for them wow that cool yeah yeah yeah okay um the next one is, it says, get a voice in your head. It says, and by that I think they mean put some music in your head, listen to something. Ah, because I was going to say, most of us have already got a voice in our head and it says,

don't do it. Don't run. It's cold outside. So that's another one. This is one that I actually really did like because I used to do this when I used to get into my fitness. It says re-wear your dirty clothes. Oh, why would you do that? It says here experts advise sleeping in your running gear, compression tights and everything else.

But I used to find that... Mate, that's not talking about... You've read that wrong mate that's not talking about you've read that wrong that's not talking about re-wearing the dirty stuff that means get dressed for your run before you go to sleep so when you get up you're dressed and ready for the run i've really put myself in this haven't i were you thinking it was telling you to go to sleep in your dirty lululemon no i was thinking that it was saying you could if you wear it once you can re-wear it the next day and so you don't have so much washing to do no it's saying get out of bed and you're running here and you're halfway there re-wear your running clothes um because then you don't have as much washing it also says here don't run fast right um you can just jog just dawdle i

thought i'd throw a few extra ones in there that I think helps me when I am in that frame of mind. Right, so these are your ideas for tricking yourself into liking running. Yeah. Get drunk and run. It's way more fun. Oh, yeah? It is way more fun. If you're going to do that, do it in a park, on a field.

Yeah. It's fun. You don't even realise you're getting tired. Don't do it on footpath. I mean, drink responsibly, but maybe have a few wines and then go running. Have a vodka Powerade. Running and wines. That's an idea.

That's a business idea right there. This is another idea. Just pretend that you run and lie about it. Right, okay, yeah. If you tell everyone else that you're a runner and that you go for runs, it makes you believe and you trick your body into thinking. Just download the Nike app and attach it to your dog. Wear a Fitbit.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah, that's good. That's good. And my last one, things to get yourself into running. Just don't run at all, and it makes you like it. Because you haven't done it. Yeah, exactly.

You can't hate what you haven't done. Exactly. Yeah, good. It's all constructive what you haven't done. Exactly. Yeah, good. Oh, it's all constructive, mate. Brie, what's your royal memorabilia collection looking like these days? I've got some coins that have the Queen's head on them. No, those don't count, no.

No, but you said memorabilia. It's not memorabilia, that's just coins. Does everyone have those? Yeah. You haven't got any like, you haven't got any plates from when William and Kate got married? No. You haven't got a tea towel from when Harry and Meghan got married? I don't think our family's really that type of people to collect those things. Now you can be.

There's a piece of royal memorabilia that's currently for sale on Trade Me. It's right here in New Zealand. It's actually in Napier. And it's to do with the late Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, who passed away almost two weeks ago. And the item that's for sale is unique. No one else has this.

It's not like you're buying some shitty tea towel. It's a one-off. It's a one-off. No one else has this. Okay, I'm interested so far. The item currently for sale on New Zealand Trade Me is a crocodile head that Prince Philip shot.

What? So, a lady in Napier has a crocodile head that Prince Philip hunted and killed 60 years ago and gifted it to this lady's grandfather. And for the last 60 years, it's just been sitting on their dinner table.

Is there? What? How does she have this? He took Prince Philip hunting. Where? Obviously not New Zealand because there's no crocodiles here. Well, if there was, then they got it. Yeah, they got the only one.

I think it was in Australia on one of his trips down here. And we're talking 60 years ago when, I'm not going to say this kind of thing was okay, but I think it was in Australia on one of his trips down here. And we're talking 60 years ago when, I'm not going to say this kind of thing was okay, but I think. A lot more people were doing it. Yeah, I think if the Duke of Edinburgh wanted to shoot a crocodile, you said, yeah, cool, man, go for it. It's a pretty big head of the crocodile, isn't it?

It's preserved and it's in great condition. You can see its teeth and everything. Is there paperwork? That's what I need to know whenever I'm buying memorabilia because I do that often. How do I know that just, you know, any old son of a gun just shot this? Maybe he signed the tongue. I can't confirm whether there's paperwork or not.

Sorry. You're going to have to take Susanna Clark on her word. But I've seen her. She doesn't look like she'd lie. How much is it going for? Well, I'm glad you asked. How much would you pay for a crocodile hit shot by the late Duke of Edinburgh? It's got no paperwork, so there's no way.

Not that we know of. There might be paperwork. Okay. There might be. I'm going off that we don't know, so that there isn't paperwork. Sure. Make me an offer. I don't really want dead animal carcasses in my house.

I'm not really a fan of that. Come on, make me an offer. $100. Not even close, mate. That's not even going to get you looking. Currently, if you would like to buy the dead head of a crocodile shot by Prince Philip for sale from Susanna from Napier, it's just going to cost you $10,000.

$10,000. $10,000. Wait, is that a current bid or that's how much they're asking? That's the starting price. No bids yet. Bree and Clint. I've got something, a community service announcement. If you're in the market to hire a DJ, you're looking for something fresh. My friends are looking for a DJ for their engagement party. This could be for them.

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I want her to be my DJ. Let's hire her for our next gig. Bree and Clint. Time for the one-second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song.

Sorry, Bree's losing it. She's just found Jemay from Summer Heights High's podcast. It's called Jemazing, and it's so ridiculous. That character just keeps going, eh? It just is the character that keeps on giving. Anyway, this is the segment where we try and guess songs As quickly as possible And we play on your behalf Laura's called up

Hi Laura G'day Laura Hi How you guys Thanks Good good good Who would you like to play For you today

Bree or me I'm so cloned PM Bree all the way Alright Lorsie That means Jordan I'll be playing on your behalf Okay If I win

You'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars Awesome Thank you No worries Alright Producer Anastasia is here Jordan, I'll be playing on your behalf, okay? If I win, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome, thank you. No worries. Right. Producer Anastasia is here. What's our theme this week? This week's themes are the TikTok songs that we play on ZM.

Oh, I'm going to have no idea about this. You're the TikTok queen, Bree. Masked astronaut, hyper wolf dog. Clint's the only one that has to talk about these and back announce them. Also, no TikTok artist has ever had more than one song No That's the thing It'll be difficult That's true

Alright let's give it a go I'm pre-empting I'm not going to get one No you've got this Brie Believe in yourself Alright let's hear song number one Brie Oh god Benny

Super Lonely Didn't even think about her being a She's not TikTok Don't you dare call Benny a TikTok artist. She's an artist who blew up on TikTok. She's a true artist. That's effectively like calling Fleetwood Mac a TikTok artist. Okay.

You take that back. You watch yourself. And Benny, if you're listening, Clint and I don't hold those views about you. Yeah, that's just Anastasia. You can email her, Anastasia at nzb.co.nz. I'm so sorry, Stella. I hope this next artist doesn't get offended. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're not getting away with name-dropping her real name there, and just casually. Whoa! Okay. Hold on. Hey, can we just play someone? Do you know who my favorite artist is? Who?

Ella Yellich, I call her. Yeah, me too. I love her. Oh, sorry, you might know her as Lorde. But I know her as Ella. Okay, let's just play song number two. Clint. Me?

Yeah, I'm going to give that to you. Dua Lipa, Don't Start Now. That's correct. And Clint, I'd actually like to point out, Dua Lipa was not a TikTok artist. I don't know why you haven't defended her like you defended Benny. True, she is definitely not. I was busy trying to figure out if it was Don't Start Now or Don't Stop Now.

Yeah, it could have been either or. Oh, the other one's clean, isn't it? Don't Stop Me Now. Don't Stop Me Now. All right, one all. Let's hear song number three. Great. Oh, damn it. Olivia Rodrig hear song number three. Break. Oh, damn it.

Olivia Rodrigo, Driver's License. I would have been disappointed. That is, I would say, someone who has blown up on TikTok. Her first song blew up on TikTok, so arguably. She's a TikTok star. Until she has a famous song that no one TikToks. Sorry, Olivia, you're a TikTok artist. Massive, though.

Yeah. All right, let's hear song number four oh it's you oh the decider who sings that just to add a bit of pressure i know the artist and the title of this one i know it's roxanne no i don't know roxanne by some Roxanne By Super Service Okay I'm going to need An actual artist name Super Service Service 5 4

3 That's my answer That's how you pronounce it That's incorrect Clint for yes Unfortunately that was Phonetically Pretty accurate

It's Arizona Service Roxanne I call BS On that I'd give that to me That's how Clint Always pronounces it When he back announces it.

I've been leading you astray all this time just leading up to this game. Sorry, I don't go off Clint's incorrect pronunciation. I go off correct pronunciation. Savage. So, guys, we're sitting at two each. Tie break. Okay, here's the tie break. Let's hear song number five.

Bree. Oh. Savage Love. Josh 685 and Jason Derulo She's taking it The double You got them both in there I know

Both artists You can't miss out Josh685 You can never forget Josh You say you're gonna lose and be terrible Well to be honest It always happens

It's like your lucky charm The people who I was thinking Were you thinking the similar artists to me? The ones that have the real weird names. Like Arizona Dervis was one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Laura, you've just won 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Congratulations. Nice work, Laura. Thank you. I found a really expensive car for sale. And this is one of those things where you go, oh my God, someone you know, or you actually, you might be sitting on a goldmine right now. So there's a car, a second secondhand car it's not new um that's just sold for a crazy amount of money and i know for a fact that a member of this team of the briain clint family owns one of these

cars well i know who it is then automatically who well because i it can't be me why because don't say what you've got i don't want you to ruin it. Okay. Okay? All right. Sorry. I don't think you know who it is. Okay? I don't think you... Are you sure?

I don't think you know. Has anyone in the team... Let's narrow it down, okay? Has anyone in the team got a Subaru? Is anyone driving a Subaru? Producer Ben. I knew this is who it would be. Oh, Producer Ben, you've got a Subaru.

I do, yeah. Yeah, good. Okay. You could be in the money here, mate. Does anyone in the team drive a Subaru Impreza? Is it a Subaru Impreza? Ben! I think it is.

Have you got a Subaru Impreza? How do you not know? I think it is. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It is. I know it is. Perfect. Perfect.

Perfect. So a secondhand Subaru Impreza has just sold for $430,000. That's insane. $430,000. What? That's insane. $430,000. Is it an ex-rally car or something? No, no. It's never been raced. Nothing like that. So we need to find out if Ben's sitting on a friggin fortune here. We need to figure this out.

Let's narrow this down a little bit more. What year is your Subaru Impreza producer, Ben? I want to say 2004 or 5. Yeah, okay. The one that's just sold is a 1998 1998 could have been yeah

but that's okay that's okay maybe his is worth more because it's newer you know I don't know if that's how it works okay that's alright but that's a minor detail

it's only one thing off so far how many K's has your car done Ben how many K's on your Subaru Preza I think it's 150,000 hasn't it clicked round

hasn't it gone back around started from the start 150,000 yeah okay this one has only done 40,000. Hasn't it clicked round? Hasn't it gone back around, started from the start? 150,000, yeah. Okay, this one is only done 40,000 k's, the 1998. That's right. But that's okay, that's okay. You can get a drill and wind it back. Yeah, we can sort something out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can deal with that. Put a sticker on it. How many doors? How many doors has your one got? Including the back door. Oh, there's a back door? Well, the boot.

There's a boot. Oh, there's a, oh. Is it a station wagon? Uh, sort of. Oh, this one's not actually a station wagon. door? What, the boot? There's a boot. Oh, there's a... Is it a station wagon? No, sort of. Oh, this one's not actually a station wagon. How many doors have you got? Four plus a boot. Oh, this one's only got two doors.

It's a coupe. Yeah, no, it's not your car. Sorry, ma'am. Unfortunately. I can take some of those doors off. Yeah, we can fix that. Yeah, no. We'll just duct tape them

so it looks like there's two. I'm looking at it. It's actually a completely different car, ma'am. I really hate to get your hopes up From that info you've given me though I can tell your car's not worth $430 How much? If I just punch this in here

Oh, we've actually got a price for your car, Ben For the 2004 It's not $430,000 How much can he get? It is $430,000 Dollars Not bad Better than nothing Better than trying to get another warrant It is $430, though. Dollars. Dollars. What do you mean? Not bad.

Not bad. Not bad. Hey, better than nothing. That's true. Better than trying to get another warrant, right? Oh, yeah, I can't do that. Someone I know messaged me the other day, and they said,

I've got an idea for some content for your radio show. Oh, yeah, we need all the help we can get. And I'm always like, yes, give it to me. Four hours a day, we've got to fill this beast. So, yeah, if you have any- Give us all your stories. Inbox us at any of our socials. Anyway, they said the other day, because obviously the Australian and New Zealand bubble has opened.

Yes. That's all happening. Yes. The Australasian bubble. Love it. And they said apparently one of their friends was catching one of the flights- Right. From Australia to New Zealand.

Yeah. And the plane got delayed. Okay. Which, you know, it's a pretty normal thing. There's lots of reasons that planes can get delayed. I'd be a bit miffed because I'd be like, come on, guys, you've had a year and a half to get this sorted. Depending on how long. What have you been doing?

What have you been doing this whole time? Like how long is an annoying delay? Like over an hour, I think it's annoying. Yeah. Anyway, so the plane got delayed. I'm not sure exactly for how long for, but apparently they told everyone who was catching the flight the exact reason why the plane was delayed.

Helpful. If you can get people to understand, they'll be less angry about it. Yeah. So apparently the lady comes over the speaker and she goes, attention, everyone. Just to let you know, the plane headed to Auckland on NZ305 will be delayed as someone previously on the flight has defecated in their seat. We are taking all the precautions to clean up this mess and we will be en route

as soon as possible. I've got an important question. Were the passengers on board the plane at this stage or were they in the lounge? I believe... Because surely they weren't on board. If they were on board, the defecation had to be from a current passenger, not from a previous passenger. Because surely the cleaners

did a sleep of the plane and they would have seen a seat poo. A seat poo. Apparently they weren't on the plane yet. But this is all I think about, right? So when I got told this story, I'm like, you know, I can picture them coming over the PA and saying that reason and all I can picture is what I would do in that situation

and I would just sit there and go, oh, my God, what if it's my seat? That's such a good point. Please don't be mine. Please don't be mine. Please don't be mine. Bree and Clint. All right, here we go. Friday Oaky time.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey. I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday-okey. An exhibition of public humiliation for your benefit every Friday here on the Brian Clint Show. I can't believe that this segment has lasted this long and I bet you sitting there listening to this can't believe it either. They said it shouldn't, but it did. This week, the song that we will be singing, that we have sung actually, and we've spent time with a professional audio engineer. Both spent 15 minutes working on this. It was selected by Bree.

Bree, tell us what we're singing. Look, in honour of the trans-Tasman bubble, I've picked probably one of the most iconic Aussie tracks in the last decade. And that track is, of course, Guy Sebastian, Battlescarves. Nice, easy, middle of the road. I mean, it's not like he won Australian Idol. He can't sing that well.

He can't sing that well. He's no Stan Walker. And to add punishment, more punishment, Lupe Fiasco, the rapping genius, is also involved. It's not like rapping's hard. Which makes this week very difficult. You selected the song, so you get to go first. You have to hear both in full before you're allowed to vote. But ladies and gentlemen, kicking us off is Brie with Battle Scars.

The wound heals, but it never does. That's because you're at war with love. You're at war with love. You're at war with love. These battle scars don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever gonna fade. They ain't ever gonna change. These battle... Love never let a wound ruin me.

But I feel like ruins wooin' me Arrow holes that never close From a cubit on a shooting spree Feelin' stupid cause I know it ain't no you and me Wish I never looked, I wish I never touched I wish that I could stop lovin' you so much Cause I'm the only one that's tryin' to keep us together When all of the signs say that I should forget her

I wish you weren't the best, the best I ever had I wish that the good outweighed the bad. Cause it'll never be over. It'll never be over. Until you tell me it's over. Until you tell me it's over. These battle scars don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever going away.

They ain't ever going to change. These battles. In the spirit of the trans-Tasman bubble, crikey. They ain't ever gonna change these battles In the spirit of the trans-Tasman bubble, crikey. I reckon I'm a rapper. I reckon I've found my niche. Well, you know what you did? You rapped the singing bit as well. Yeah, I know.

You rapped Guy Sebastian's singing. What happened was... You rapped the easy singing bit. I felt the emotion and that's what came out and I just went with it. Yeah, nice. I like it. Well done. That's Breeze Battle Scars.

Here's mine. The wound heals but it never does. That's because you were at war with love. That's because you were at war with love. These battle scars don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever going't look like they're ever gonna wait They ain't ever gonna change these battles Love never let a wound ruin me

But I feel like ruins wooin' me Arrow holes that never close from Cupid on a shootin' spree Feelin' stupid cause I know it ain't no you and me I wish I never looked, I I never touched, I wish that I could stop loving you so much cause I'm the only one that's trying to keep us together, when all of the signs say that I should forget her

I wish you weren't the best, the best I ever had, I wish that the good outweighed the bad, cause it'll never be over until you tell me it's over until you tell me it's over. Until you tell me it's over. Battle scars don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever going away.

They ain't ever going to change these battles. So, what do you think? My eardrums hurt. A lot. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Hey, look, we're doing our best, okay? It's an Aussie icon for the travel bubble.

It's Friday Oki. That is literally our best. And we want to know who you think is the best on 0800-DIALS-AT-M. Call now if you want to have your say. Please be kind. One, no, five votes decides the whole thing. Bree and Clint. All right. It's done.

You're not going to have to hear it again. Just a little bit. Just a little tiny bit. Yeah, a little part. The worst part. The hardest part. That middle bit, easy. I'm not that bad. The beginning and the end is all people will remember though. The whole thing was hard. For the trans-Tasman Bubble

Brie chose Guy Sebastian Battle Scars And this is how she sounded Singing it They ain't ever gonna change These battles Yeah not good I feel like the rap part

Was my strongest bit The rest was horrific That was hers This is mine They ain't ever gonna change These battles I think we Oh He's still going I think we might He ain't ever going to change these battles. He's still going.

I think we might be close to equal this week. It's neither or good. Five votes are going to decide Friday Oaky this week. Who's got it? Catherine. Hi, happy Friday. Hey, Catherine. Hello.

Hello. What do you think, Catherine? What are your thoughts? You know what? It was a tough one today, guys. I'm not going to lie to you. Bree, I think your performance had fantastic comedic value, but purely for the fact that Clint actually hit some of those notes,

I'm going to vote for him. Nice. All right, Catherine. No, don't tell me which notes. Leave it a mystery. I wasn't going for comedic value, Catherine. Let's go to Dave. Hi, Dave.

G'day, Dave. Hey, how's it going? Good. Good, thanks, Dave. Let's go to Dave. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. Hey, how's it going? Good. Thanks, Dave. 1-0 to me. Who are you voting for on Friday Okie this week? Look, it was really tough. I think this was one of the closest in recent memory.

But purely because I think the rap version had slightly more attitudes, more spunk to it. I'm going to go with Brie. Cheers, Dave. Yeah. Peace out, brother. She is spunky. That's how rappers like to be described, too. Bella's here. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hello.

Two votes in and we're all tied up in Friday OK at the moment. Who do you think did the better battle scars? I'm voting for Clint. Sorry, Brie. Nah, that's all good. Is it because mine was so good? Is that why? Because it was just too good? It was smooth.

Like, best work I've ever seen. Wow. Now I know you're lying, but thank you. I appreciate it. Go have another wine, Bella. Sean's here. Hey, Sean. G'day, Sean.

Happy Friday. Who are you voting for? It's got to be Clint. It's almost as if you wrote the lyrics yourself. There was a lot of passion there. Could you feel it coming from my soul, could you? It was beautiful. That's all I've got. Okay, appreciate it. Thank you very much. We'll finish on Dana. Hi, Dana lot of passion there. Could you feel it coming from my soul, could you? It was beautiful. That's all I've got.

Appreciate it. Thank you very much. We'll finish on Dana. Hi, Dana. Hi, Dana. Hey, how's it going? Dana. Dana. Dana. Dana. Dana. Just for fun, who are you voting for on Friday Oki? I'm voting for you, Clint. Yes. I think this is my sixth loss in a row on Friday

Oki. Surely not. No, I'm pretty sure it is. Surely not. I've been counting. No, you won. No, you won. Or it might be five losses in a row. Friday, okay? Surely not. No, I'm pretty sure it is. Surely not. I've been counting. No, you won. No, you won. Or it might be five losses in a row. No, you won driver's license. I didn't deserve to win. But you won it.

That was quite a long time ago. No one deserves to win this feature, but you did win driver's license. That was only two weeks ago. Okay, this might be my fourth loss in a row. Have a great weekend, Dana. We appreciate it. Dana.

Thank you so much. Bye. See you, mate. I'm so much. Bye. See you, mate. I'm going to go lick my battle scars. That didn't sound good, did it? Free and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Let's find out. No, there's a lot of pressure on a Friday too. We've talked about this. Yeah, there is a lot of pressure on a Friday too. We've talked about this. Yeah, there is a lot of pressure. A lot of weight on your shoulders to have a big Friday birthday banger for us. Tiffany, hi.

G'day, Tiff. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, how are you? Good, thank you. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It's the 9th of Jan, 1989.

Alright, you were 16 in 2005 on the 9th of January. And in 2005, this hit the top of the chart. When the pimp's in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. There she is. That's a banger. Banger. Park it like it's hot. Let it work for a Friday, right? That is great for a

Friday. There was an article about Snoop Dogg in the news yesterday. I think it was his nephew that did some of Snoop Dogg's weed and nearly passed out. Couldn't keep up with the old Uncle Snoop. No, don't smoke Uncle Snoop's stash. Okay, let's go to Susie. Hi, Susie.

How are you going? Hi, Susie. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? February 27th. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thank you. What's your birthday?

February 27th, 1998. Okay, you were 16 in 2011 on the 27th of Feb. And Susie, here's your birthday banger. It's not about the money, money, money. Hey. Money. We just want to make the world. Beast, Jussie J song?

Yeah. She's got a few. Yeah. That was her first real big track. Yeah. Best Jessie J song? Wow She's got a few Yeah That was her first real big track Yeah Yeah Do you love it, Susie? Yes, that was my school jam

Yeah That makes sense Love it Okay, wait there We'll get one more birthday banger on for Friday For Pete Hey, Pete G'day, Pete

G'day What's your birthday, mate? I had my 50th this week So April 19, 1971. Well, happy 50th, Pete. Hopefully you had a good one. Half century. Raise your bat.

Yes. You were 16 in 1987 on the 19th of April. And, Pete, here's your 50th birthday banger. Kind of fitting for your 50th, Pete. Hey, it's not over for Pete. His best years are ahead of him. Pete, you're only entering your prime now, aren't you? Oh, that's the one.

Look out tonight. Oh, Pete, you're weapon. Look out, ladies. Okay, wait there. What's the winner for Friday? Love Crowded House, but it's between Jessie J and Snoop Dogg for me. I think Snoop Dogg. Drop it like it's hot.

I'm going Crowded House. You're going to go with Crowded House? Yep. On a Friday? On a Friday. God. I just got to go with it. I feel bad now.

Why? Because I'm the Kiwi and you chose Crowded House. Yeah, but Crowded House is made up of Kiwis and dolphins. True, it's trans-Tasman, isn't it? It's a bit of both. All right, we've got to go to split decision. Ben, can you hear us? Can you come in?

Yes. Yeah, you're going to have to. Oh. You're going to have to. Oh, yeah. There we go. Sorry, guys. What's the winner?

I think because it's a Friday, I think I'm going to have to do Snoop Dogg just because it's a bit more upbeat. Yeah, I'm going to go Snoop Dogg, yeah. Done. There you go. Snoopy Snoop. That means, Tiffany, you've done it. Congratulations.

You just won birthday banger. Yeah. Drop it like it's hot, girl. Great song. When the pimps in the crib, ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you

Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And if a n***a get a attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I park it like it's hot And if a n***a get an attitude Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon

And I'm full of bestin' cause I got it going on I'm a nice dude with some nice dreams See these ice cubes, see these ice creams Eligible bachelor, million dollar bow That's whiter than what's on your throat The phantom exterior like fish eggs, the interior like this red. I can exercise you, this could be your phys ed. Cheat on your man, man, that's how you get it.

Killer with the B, I know killers in the street. With the feel to make you feel like chinchilla in the heat. So don't try to run up on my ear, talking all that raspy. Trying to ask me, when my n***a ain't gonna pass me. You should think about it, take a second. Matter of fact, you should take 4B and think before you make a little skateboard P. When the pimp's in the crib, ma, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot. When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot. And if a...

Get an attitude. Pop it like it's hot. Pop it like it's hot. Pop it like it's hot. I got the rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I'm full of best... Cause I got it going on. I'm a gangster, but y'all knew that. The big boss dog, yeah, I had to do that.

I keep a... Flag hanging out my backside, but only on the left side. Yeah, that's the side. Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play. I cut so much you thought I was a DJ. Two, one, yep, three. S-C-N-O-O-P-E-O-G-G. I can't fake it, just break it.

And when I take it, see, I specialize in making all the girls get naked. So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside. We got a world premiere right here, now get live So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine-dine bristles Waiting on the pistol, the dizzle, and the shizzle Cheese to the pizzack, now ladies, here we get some When the pimp's in the crib, ma

Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot And drop it like it's hot. When the pigs try to get at you. Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot. And if a get an attitude. Pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot.

I got the rollie on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon and I'm the best. Cause I got it going on. I'm a bad boy with a lot of. Drive my own cars and wear my own clothes. I hang out tough. I'm a real boss. Big Snoop Dogg, yeah, he's so sharp. On the TV screen and in the magazines.

If you play me close, you gonna, oh you gotta, so you wanna, back. But now, stop that. Shoes, now I'm on the move. Your family's crying, now you on the news. They can't find you, and now they miss you. Must I remind you, I'm only here to twist you. Whip you, dip you, then flip you. The dance to this music we do.

Subscribe, get your issue. Baby, come close, let me see how you get loose. When the pimp's in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. When the pigs try to get at you. Park it like it's hot ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot When the pigs try to get at you Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot

Park it like it's hot And if a d*** get an attitude Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot I got the rolly on my arm And I'm pouring Chandon in my f***ing best Cause I got a go with Rome

On a week where we had the date 420! The winner of Birthday Banger is Snoop Dogg. There's a story, I think it comes out every year, about Snoop Dogg where it said he hires a guy just to roll his joints for him. Yeah, you know how much he gets paid? Please tell me it's $420 a week. No, it's $50k a year, I think.

Is it? I think so. And all the weed you can smoke? That's American, so that'd be like $100k a year. That's quite a lot. Yeah, right. I was doing a photo shoot the other day for the Comedy Fest with some other very funny people, some comedians.

Not for a lingerie catalogue? No, no, unfortunately. I'm still waiting for that call-up. Anyway, we were all there and there was six of us and the photographer shows us a picture of the inspiration of what he's using, what he's going for for this photo shoot. Yeah. And it's a photo of the Friends cast.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? They had some iconic photos for that show. The one in the fountain? The one in the fountain where they're sitting on the couch. Have you seen the one where all their heads are stacked on top of each other? Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, we started to have this conversation where within the group of us there, who was who? Yeah. Which friend was each person? Yeah, I think it's a classic conversation to have, especially in a group of six. Yes. The other conversation was if you were girls and you grew up in the 90s, who was which Spice Girl?

Yeah. That was another one. Which Spice Girl were you most like? Yeah. I thought it could be fun this afternoon to have the friends, which friend are you conversation within our team here at work.

I know there's only four of us. Yeah. But that doesn't matter. Okay. The thing about the friends conversations is you don't get to pick which friend you are. No. Everyone else picks. No, so this is how it's going of us. Yeah. But that doesn't matter. Okay. The thing about the friends conversations is you don't get to pick which friend you are. No. Everyone else picks.

No. So this is how it's going to roll. Yeah. So say we're doing Clint. That means me, Ben and Anastasia will decide. We'll say who we think he is. And then if there's a majority, that's who you are. All right.

Easy. Let's start with Ben. All right. Let's start with Ben. Producer Ben. Yeah. If he was a character on Friends. No friend has a moustache. This is easy. Let's start with Ben. Alright, let's start with Ben. Producer Ben, if he was a character on Friends. No friend has a moustache.

This is easy. Yeah. I know which one he is. What is he? He is definitely Joey. Joey? Yeah. You reckon?

Is he Joey? He's Joey. He's never asked me how I'm doing. That's my vote. But actually, he eats a lot. He's big on his He's big on his He's kind of you know

Big on his sandwiches Joey would have looked good With a moustache Yeah Okay you're Joey Yep Cool We can agree

No you guys You guys need to say Who you think he was You've just convinced me He's Joey No that's not how The game works He's Joey

Who's Anastasia Anastasia If you say Phoebe What's wrong with Phoebe? I don't want to be Phoebe. I don't think she's a Phoebe. I think she's a Rachel, and I'll tell you why she's a Rachel. The clothes.

Oh, yeah. She spends way more money on clothes than anybody realises. Yes, she's Rachel. She's got a designer wardrobe. That's not fair. And she's blonde. She's Rachel. You don't get to say it.

You don't get to know. Yeah, you don't get to say it. What do you think, Ben? Yeah, probably Rachel. Yeah, I'd say Rachel. She it. What do you think, Ben? Yeah, probably Rachel. Yeah, I'd say Rachel. She's a Rachel. All right, do me. Do me.

You. Now, here's the thing about Brie. She likes to cook. Yeah. And she's a bit anally retentive. So... Monica. She's a Monica.

I'm not Monica. She's not Monica. That's what Monica would say. Basic Monica. I quite like Chandler. He's my favourite character. I want to be him. No. No. Maybe Brie quite like Chandler. He's my favourite character. I want to be him. No, no.

Maybe Bree's the Chandler. Thank you, Anastasia. What's Chandler about her? He's just crack up. I just think he's hilarious. Thank you, Anastasia. Monica's crack up. Yeah, she's funny.

Oh, she actually... She has her moments. She has her moments. Oh, my God. And she marries Chandler. Oh, yeah. Just as good, yeah. I actually reckon Ben's Monica.

Yes. Like, he, like, he... Yes. He's done me. He's like... Or Joey. No, I agree with you. Telling us what to do.

Yeah. Right. Yeah, being like, get on the bus. Yeah, that's true. You and Ben are both a bit Monica? No. No, she's Chandler. No, I'm Chandler.

Oh, you're Chandler. I feel like... Chandler would never reply to emails. You weren't meant to be able to choose who you are, but fine, you're Chandler. He never replies to emails. Okay, Clint's turn. Who would you like to be? That's not how the game works.

He's clearly Ross. Ross? He's a nerd. He's that awkward kind of, you know, lanky one. And he would actually, not pivot, but whenever he needs something done in a hurry, he puts on the pivot voice. Yeah. And he would invite all of his friends around to help him move house. Well, this was productive, wasn't it?

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