ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd August 2022

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Good, good, good, good. Yo, yo, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. Where, look, we got it. I want to bring this up. I want to talk about it because I want to know what the resolution was. Do not mention the name of the company involved. Okay.

Producer Claude has been in a long-running battle over some fast food that she ordered. So annoying. You ordered this food while you were in isolation for COVID-19, right? So you couldn't leave the house. Something was missing from the order? Something was missing. So it was like a treat myself, get a delivery.

But I never get food delivered. So I had to get delivery because I couldn't go out. Guys, you also need to pick me up when you've got COVID and you're stuck at home, right? Yeah, and it was The half of the meal, so it was a two person meal The part that was missing Was pretty much my entire lunch

So I ended up with nothing So it was your part It was my part and I did the ordering and I put the work in The problem is too, if you're ordering it to be delivered By the time it arrives You're starving So it's not like you can order it again. So I got some bag chips and that was about it.

It was really sad. So this is last week. What did you do about it? Did you complain? So I called them straight away because I was like, it's probably. This is such a first world problem. I know, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm really good at complaining too. I love it. But I was like, I'll call them straight away. There's probably my food sitting on the bench in the restaurant. They can just bring it to me straight away. But the call, when I put it through, it was like, this number is not in use. So I was like, first hurdle.

So you can't get in touch with them. So I couldn't call them. I went on their website, put a little thing in the chat box, never got a reply. I went on their Twitter, never got a reply. I went on their Instagram, never got a reply. It's a real thing now. Wait, you did all of this? And then I called them again the next day, and got a reply. Went on the Instagram, never got a reply. It's a real thing now. Wait, you did all of this?

And then I called them again the next day and it did ring. And no one picked up. It's a real thing now where companies are making themselves unreachable. Quite often they won't have a phone number listed. My favourite burger place that we get takeaways from near my house have stopped answering the phone. No! Because they're so busy, they just don't answer it.

Because I want to ring and place my order so when I arrive, it's ready. But it makes you come in. But that way, I will go in, but I want to have it ready to go so I don't have to faff around and wait there. They've stopped answering the phone because it's too busy for them.

So they don't care. I just show up and I have to wait. Yeah. But I know the phone works. I know it's there. You know, it's so interesting. My favorite cafe around the road from us, the Hair and Turtle, I'll give them a shout out. The place is so good. wait yeah but i know the phone works it's no it's there you know it's so interesting my favorite cafe around the road from us um the hair and turtle i'll give them a shout out the place is

so good local business it's my all-time favorite place and we get these amazing rolls from there they if you can get them on the phone because they're so busy yeah it is like the best thing ever i mean hire a phone person or just go and wait 10 minutes and they'll make you food. They should at least have an answer machine, you know, because I was like, I don't care if they pick up. I'll just leave a message. They'll get back to me. Anyway.

I phoned seven times in a row in case there was like an underpaid staff person just staring at the phone. You really didn't have much to do at home. I was stuck at home. It was so boring. True. You needed a mission while you were there. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So today while we're on the show, we get a message through from the producer's booth. Megan's out there and she goes, it's the food place. They've called her back. Finally called back.

I can't believe they called back. I know. A week later. I don't remember leaving my phone number. So do we have a resolution? We do have a resolution. Oh, this is good. I'm so excited to know.

What is the resolution? The resolution is that I can go all the way back in, driving myself in, and get a replacement. No! Or a refund. No, they're going to replace the entire thing, which is really nice. They don't have to do that.

Or the whole meal. The whole meal. The meal for two. Not the thing that was missing. The whole thing. But I was like, can I get a refund? And they're like, yeah, you can come pick it up. Can you just put it back? Oh, my God. So I'm just like can I get a refund and they're like yeah you can come pick it up I just can you just put it

back oh my god so I'm just like I'll get some food I'll go in and get some food hey it's a whole free meal which is lovely

it's not too bad it did take almost two weeks but yeah you know resolution what was the price of this item

that was missing from your like I'm just trying to figure out the amount of I would say the missing item probably seven or eight dollars the whole meal missing from your like i'm just trying to figure out the i would say the missing item probably

seven or eight dollars the whole meal we spent nearly forty dollars though it's the principle yeah it's the principle i don't even care at the end that there was missing food i was like that's mistake no problem but when you can't get in touch with someone and all you want to do is answer the phone never come between a hungry woman wait so what did you do with the food that did come? We ate it. Like you halved everything. No, I didn't get any of it. It wasn't halved.

No. Well, you needed the vegetarian option, didn't you? Was that the issue? I had some cold chips. That's the other thing is the chips we got were cold. Right. I remember it's so hard to get in touch with any place, like any business.

I remember I've called a place recently where I really needed to talk to someone on the phone. Yeah. Like I've tried all the other things and I had to talk to someone on the phone. Did you know you can find most of the answers on our website? I was like, I've already tried that. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, and I remember-

Would you like to talk to a robot? And I remember listening and they're like, please hang on the line if you'd like to talk to one of our customer service officers. The wait time, and get this, I'm not joking. robot and i remember listening and they're like please hang on the line if you'd like to talk to one of our customer service officers the wait time and get this i'm not joking the wait time is three hours and 27 minutes and it actually ended up only being like an hour and 15 is that it oh you really you really did talk to someone I needed to talk to someone I had one once Where you did the whole Like the holding

Got through to someone Finally and you're like Yes we're doing it And then it gets disconnected Yeah they're like Oh you're in the wrong department I'll patch you through And you're like

Oh thank you so much They put you back on hold eh They tried to And they hung up on me What I find in New Zealand Is so weird Is that you can't Just leave your number

And they call you back Like put you in a queue Like when I lived in America You just so weird is that you can't just leave your number and they call you back, like put you in a queue, like when I lived in America you just leave your number and you're in a queue I do feel for customer service people but it's just so frustrating I'm always really nice to them because I know it's nothing to do with them

Well we also found out on the show last week that they can hear you when you're on hold Don't cuss them out. And if they're listening right now, we love you. What did Brie do in that hour and a quarter while she was on hold? I don't even think she knows. I don't know. It's like, babe, we've got an hour and a quarter. I definitely probably went and dropped a deuce off.

Oh. And then took a B-reel of it? Yeah. Probably. So they would have heard. And then what's the be real tone? Okay, ready? Ready, Clint?

You back me up. I don't want any part of this. Why am I doing this? People listening back to the tape would have been like, did she poop and be real? I don't want anything to do with this. You need a camera clip at the end. A camera clip.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Did she just take a be real of her fart? And was Rhianna there? All right, let's get out of here. Have a great podcast, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye, guys. Coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Two, three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show where the Be Real notification has just gone off.

I was literally on the toilet. Did you be real from the toilet? Nah, I couldn't do it. Stage fright. Do you think I'd have a good niche if I started just be reeling only from a bathroom? Well, this is the thing about be real is you don't get followers.

Yeah. So it would just be you showing yourself on the toilet to your friends every day. Yeah. Do your friends want that? I don't. I mean, nah, I don't think you want that content. Let's check with your other friend. Okay. Megan. Megan, do you want that? I don't. I mean, no, I don't think you want that content. Let's check with your other friend, Megan.

Megan, do you want that? I don't think you can hear us. Just thumbs up, yes or no. Do you want photos of Brie on the toilet every day? Oh, she does. Oh, thumbs up. Okay. Well, it's 50-50.

I'm going to have to think about this. There's about 3,000 protesters on the lawn of Parliament right now. Do you reckon they all got the Be Real notification? Do you reckon? I reckon yes. I would love to have seen it. is on the lawn of Parliament right now. Do you reckon they all got the be real notification? Do you reckon? I reckon yes. I would love to have seen it. I'd love to see the live stream if it went off and all of a sudden on one side it's like...

Everyone's like, hold on guys, stop the chants. Yeah. Stop the chants. It's time to be real. Hold on. All right, everyone, let's go again. On one side of the photo, it's a picture of the beehive and on the face camera side,

it's just you holding a sign that said, I hate Jacinda. That is being real. That is being real for them today. So yeah, shout out to Wellington. Hope you guys are doing okay today. Today on the show, we're going to open the courtroom at four o'clock this afternoon. Your chance to win

a Disney Plus subscription in Bree and Clint's courtroom. That's right. We will give you the topic. Someone will argue the positive. Someone will argue the negative. And we will have a winner. Yesterday was so good. So close. We couldn't even call it.

No. We couldn't call it. We were the worst jury in history. We were so bad. We were like the jury on the OJ Simpson trial. We were literally. We were crap. We would have been on that trial for a year trying to decide.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. We were crap. We would have been on that trial for a year trying to decide. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, we have a 10-point gap, Clint. Yeah, it's closing. The ladies have crawled their way back to 61 wins for the year. The tradies ahead on 71. Let's meet our lady first.

She's 32. She's from Rangiora, and she met her husband on Manchester Street in Christchurch. Welcome to the show, Larissa. G'day, Larissa. Obviously... Was that a bit of a dodgy rendezvous, was it, Larissa? Well, it was 16 at the time, so you could say so. Oh, okay.

I'm going to ask no further questions. Okay, we'll meet our tradie. He's 24. He's from Dunners, and he used to be a jet boat driver in Queenstown. What a cool job. Welcome to the show, Tomo. G'day, Tomo. How you doing?

Can I ask Tomo, as a jet boat driver, would that, you know, bode well with the ladies when you used to say that? Only in summertime, actually. Yeah, right. Really? Okay. Too cold for any hanky-panky in winter. Yeah, take me for a spin on the jet boat.

Life jackets are a nuisance. I see what you're saying. Did COVID end that job, Tomo? Is that why you're not a jet boat driver anymore? Oh, it actually slowed it down. Yeah. And then I left. Yeah.

Fair enough. Okay. Well, your buzz is tradie. Larissa, yours is lady. And first to three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

The protesters are back at Parliament and they want to see Jacinda. Who was the Prime Minister of New Zealand directly before her? Lady. Yes, Larissa. John Key. Trick question.

No, it wasn't. You want to have a stab at that, Tomo? No, I wouldn't. Trick question. No, it wasn't. You want to have a stab at that, Tomo? No, I wouldn't have a clue. No, okay. Looking for Bill English. He got 12 months. He got 12 months in the job. But you were close, Larissa.

Question number two. No points there. Name one ingredient that you would find in beer. Trady. Ladies. Tomo. Ye, Tomo. Yeast. Yeast.

Yeast is definitely on the list. Grain, hops and water we would have accepted as well. Not much to it, eh? No, not much to it. And they just mix them around. That's why it's healthy for you. It's paleo. Yeah.

Question number three, one to the tradies. Be Real is the latest social media app getting traction at the moment. What is the premise of the app? Tradie. Yes, Tomo. And premise, you mean by taking photos and posting them online? That's it. That's it.

Yep, well done. That's what we were looking for. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Larissa, to stay in it. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Tomo, who's that? Dane Rumble.

He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. Congratulations, Tomo. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. How good is Dane Rumble? Oh, no, he's a star ace. Yeah.

He should come back. Yeah, he's got to come back. Come back for Dane Rumble. He's got to come. We've got to get him for Friday jams. I want to talk real millennial slash Gen Z chat. Oh, yeah, okay. Right now.

More be real chat. You know, just heaps of be Z chat. Oh yeah, okay. Right now. More be real chat. You know, just heaps of be real chat and I think, when I think be real, I think washing clothes. You know, it is just the bane of my existence. Do you get a little bit of satisfaction

out of it though? I hate it. Like getting through a big pile of washing. What do you think is the worst part about doing the washing? Folding. Is 100%. Folding. part about doing the washing? Folding. Is 100%. Folding.

I love doing the washing bit. I love stuffing it in there and turning it on and knowing that I've got a big load done. But the folding part, yeah, it goes. It's horrible. Folding followed by hanging out, followed by actually washing. That's the order, I think. No, I think it's putting away. Putting away? No, putting away's easy.

Putting away sucks, especially when your wardrobe is full to the brim. Nah, putting away's satisfying because it's been folded and then it goes into the drawers. Yeah, sometimes I don't even fold, I just shove them in. Stuff. Yeah, but there's a company that I find this quite interesting. There's a company

a zero waste detergent company. has taken to TikTok where they're talking about how many times each particular item should be washed a week. So we're talking socks, undies, gym clothes, leggings. Gym clothes? So that category. Some of these are single wear, right? So that category, socks, undies, gym clothes, leggings, should be washed after every wear. Oh, thank God.

Okay, cool. Every wear. Whereas they say bras. When you said that was zero waste, I thought you were going to say, you should hang your gym T-shirt out to air after you wear it. And it's fine. You can get up to five wears per T-shirt. Put your gym shirt in the shower when you're having a hot shower

and it steams it clean. My gym shirt should be incinerated after each wear. Is it that bad? Seriously, they should go in the bin. Is it whiffy? Oh, that just, anyway, that's enough. It's yuck, isn't it? So they're single wear.

Right. You should be washing. Okay. Whereas bras, which I don't know if I agree with this one, which I have shared on the show before, they say every three to four wears. You said you never wash your bras. I can't remember the last time, I'll be honest.

Yeah. Which blew my mind. We put it out there and the women of Altair, all called in and they stood with you. It ruins the underwire. They were like, we don't wash these things either. That's the excuse we use and don't ask any more questions. Blew my mind.

All right. Shirts, like, not gym shirts, but like your everyday shirts, like how often would you wash a t-shirt? Every time. Same. Single use. I'm a single use, right? They're saying every two to four wears. Oh, lucky them. Every two to four. If I

wear it for half a day, it might find its way onto the chair and then I can get... The in-between chair. The in-between chair. Yeah. But then if I put it on again for another day, it might find its way onto the chair. The in-between chair. The in-between chair. Yeah. But then if I put it on again for another day, it doesn't feel fresh. It doesn't feel fresh, eh? No, it's a single wear.

Pyjamas, they say, should be thrown in the washing machine every three to five wears. I agree with that. Which is about right, I think. What about towels? Once a week. They say one to two times a week. Yeah, okay. But I think once a week. They say one to two times a week. Yeah, okay. But I think once a week.

Linen, so your bedding and stuff, every fortnight they're saying. Every fortnight. This one is the one that got me. What about a hoodie? How often are you washing a hoodie? I know how often you need to wash a hoodie. When you spill food on it. That is the correct answer.

That's when hoodies go in the wash. What prize have we got for him, John? No, they're saying every six wears. Six wears? Nah.

Nah, man. Sorry. Not in my house. Nah. Not in my house. What do they say about jeans? Does it have that on there? Yep, it says.

Because recently I banged my knee while I was wearing a pair of jeans and I didn't get a hole in the jeans. They were bloody. But I got a cut on the inside on my knee pair of jeans. And I didn't get a hole in the jeans. They were bloody. But I got a cut on the inside, on my knee, inside the jeans.

Oh, it's on the inside. And then that cut got infected, which made me think the inside of my jeans might be quite dirty. Look, I think you could be right, but it says here, according to this scientific study, jeans, you can wear them infinity. I thought that was the case as well. It's infinity.

Yeah, good. Don't have to watch them Infinity Infinity and beyond Bree and Clint Time for the latest From iHeartRadio This is the latest Dean, did Love Island UK make it to the US?

Did you watch Love Island UK? It did Although I know it's internationally huge We also have our own Love Island America Which one of my friends is the voiceover of. So I don't watch too much of the UK, but it's a massive show. Yeah, huge. One of the biggest shows in the world, actually.

Huge. I have some news on it today. Actually, the host, Laura Whitmore, has quit. Now, she came in. She was only going to do one season, I think she said. She's now done three seasons. She's quit the show as the host, citing that the shoot schedule is difficult.

Can I, let me just say this. Let me just say this. Bad call, girlfriend. That was a dumb move. You do not quit a show like that. Let me tell you, you guys know, Lord Name Drop, get ready to help me pick up these names.

One second. So Ryan Seacrest and I obviously work together on American Idol. He hosts a TV show in New York in the morning on Monday. He'll host American Idol on Sunday Night in America in LA, fly in a jet through the night, gets on the jet, falls asleep, jet through to New York through the night, wakes up in New York

in the plane, goes into the set. So you can make it work. Yeah, but Dean, you say you can make it work. Is there any way to live your life, though? That is just ridiculous. Dean, I just looked it up, and this article says, allegedly, she gets paid around £600,000 for hosting, which they're saying that it's around 14 minutes in the series that she appears so far. Isn't that incredible? When this article came out.

So it's probably a bit longer. But still, that is a massive payday. It's what? Around $50,000 a minute. So it's around nearly like $1.2 million in New Zealand. Yeah, exactly right. That's a lot of money. Now, you guys might remember earlier this year year She did a podcast With Chetty Man

Alan Carr Alan Carr Alan Carr Chetty Man She said the Love Island Villa stinks It smells like Lynx Africa

And Teenage Boys I wonder if she got Offside with the producers And they were like Uh uh uh They weren't happy about it You don't spill the secrets Of Love Island

Dean why do you think She gave up the gig Because of the Is it scheduling or do you think it's something else? I think it's something else. I think she did say scheduling, but when you've got a gig like that, I feel like, jokes aside, I honestly feel like

you should just make it work. You don't walk away. There's not that many gigs like that. Shows that are that big and you get paid so much money, you get treated really well. I don't know. Maybe she's definitely going to follow with the producers. Maybe there's something she's not happy with. Also, Dean, is it her husband or boyfriend? Her fiancé is the voiceover for the show.

Is it really? Which means they would get to stay together for that block of time. I mean, who doesn't want that where you live in Spain with your partner? We'll watch this space. There's definitely more Love Island to come. Who will be the new host? Maybe it'll be Ick and Sue. Bree and Clint.

Did you know it's someone's birthday today? Whose birthday? Not no one here, is it? We've forgotten it. Have we? Yeah. Whose birthday is it? It's Shazam's birthday, baby.

Shazam turns 20 today. Oh, happy birthday, Shazam. Snapchat told. Oh, happy birthday Shazam. Snapchat told me it's my cat's birthday today too, so happy birthday to Shazam and my cats. Your cat's name Shazam. No it's not. That's a good name for a cat. Shazam is a good name

for a cat. Shazam. And a genie. There's that superhero called Shazam. That's right. I don't know what he does. He's really been overshadowed by the app. I believe Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, did a movie where he was a genie and his name was Shazam. He did do a movie where he was a genie? Yeah.

Was he? Okay. I'm pretty sure his name was... Anyway, we're getting off track. Shazam turns 20 today. Happy birthday, Shazam. Happy birthday to them. I thought we could take a walk down memory lane with Shazam

to celebrate their birthday. Got it. Great idea. Because I forgot to get Shazam a gift, so this is good. This is our gift to Shazam. As of this week, Shazam has officially surpassed 70 billion song recognitions. And you know what Bree said to us today? I don't think I've ever Shazamed a song.

You've never used Shazam? I don't think I've ever Shazammed a song. You've never used Shazam? I don't think I've ever had the app. Wow. I know. Do you just know every song? I just know everything. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Look, I thought we could go through some of the big numbers that Shazam has done. Go on, let's crunch some data. So let's go back to when Shazam first started to the first ever Shazammed song. Okay. You might have to get out your Shazam. Shazam this, yeah. It's called Jeepster by T-Rex. Okay, oh, T-Rex is a legend.

I don't know this song though. First ever Shaz this song, though. First ever Shazam song. Yes. What about the fastest track to reach one million Shazams? Oh, gotta be a Justin Bieber song. You'd think. Yeah.

No, it's BTS. Yes. Remember this one from them, Butter? This is not that old, though. Yeah. So there was no songs before this that had a million Shazams? No, it's the fastest. Oh, fastest. The fastest.

Got it, got it, got it. Let's talk first ever song to reach 10 million Shazams. Okay. Got to be a Justin Bieber song. You'd think. But it's actually a local. Really? It's this song.

You got my hopes up that it was Lorde. No offence to Gautier. And Kimbra. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Kimbra. Shout out Kimbra, yeah. What about, this is the big ones. These are the big ones here.

The most Shazam song of all time. So ever, this is the most Shazammed song. I will die on this hill. It's got to be a Justin Bieber song. It's got to be Baby. You'd think so. Right? It's a more recent one.

Very recent, actually. This is the most shazammed song of all time most shazammed with 41 million shazams it's this tones and i this is the kind of song you would shazam though because it sounds so different you would go who the hell is this? I can just picture people around the world when that song started to blow up and it was so globally massive that people would be Shazaming it. So it makes sense.

What about the most Shazamed artist of all time? Surely not Justin Bieber. You'd think. But it's actually this guy. I get this though. I know why he's the most shazammed artist. Why? Because all the songs sound the same. So you're like,

not Drake, but which Drake song is it? 350. Is this Hotline Bling? Million shazams. 350 million. I wonder if the artist gets paid each time they get Shazamed. Yeah, that's a great question.

I don't know. I don't know. And the last but not least... Oh, sorry, I thought... I was going to say it's a Justin Bieber one, just to, you know, obviously... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to work that gag out?

Because we'd have to put a bit of prep in here. Yeah, we'd have to. I'll just keep talking amongst myself. There's a lot more statistics that have come out from Shazam, but obviously the biggest statistic, Clint, to come out, which is the highest collaborated, most Shazams of all time, ever since the start, is where you start. Oh, got to be Justin Bieber.

We nearly got there. No, he's not on the list. People know who that is. Good radio, man. There's this meme that's been going around for a long time, but it's come back up recently, and I think it's worth talking about because I think it evokes good feelings. Okay.

I think it takes you to a happy place. I'm keen for that then. And I think we can expand on it. I think together we can make this list longer. It's a list of the greatest beers. And I don't mean type of beer. Pale ale. Yeah, no, don't worry.

IPA. We haven't turned into one of those craft beer radio stations. They're my favourite. Hazy. I like a hazy. Hazy pale ale. To be fair, I can only drink like regular beer. Because all the craft ones give me gout.

Do they? Every time I drink a craft beer, I'm just absolutely hammered after one. And bloated. Do you feel like that? I drink one craft beer and I'm like, I don't think I can kill that. No, no, no. So I don't mean type of beer.

I mean like beer occasion. And for that, it doesn't even have to be a beer. It could be a glass of rosé. It could be a can of seltzer. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like a Wednesday night beer. Exactly right.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. So let me read you the list that I've found, and then together we'll expand on it. All right, what have they got on the list? So some of the great beers according to this list, the Airport Beer. Oh, it's a great one because you're about to go on a holiday. That beer tastes like freedom.

Even though it costs $27. It costs $27. Are you drinking it at 8.30 in the morning? Still good. Tastes like freedom. Yeah. What about, can I add on that, an aeroplane beer? Aeroplane beer, just as good.

Beer on an aeroplane. Just as good. Oh, it tastes better up there. Usually that one's free too. Yeah. So yeah. This is on the list, the kitchen beer while you're waiting for your partner to finish getting ready.

So you're not meant to start drinking until the two of you get to the event, but they're taking so long. So you treat yourself to a beer. Can I do of you get to the event, but they're taking so long. So you treat yourself to a beer. Can I do the ladies' side of that? Yeah. Make-up beers. Whilst you're doing your make-up, you have a beer. I love those beers.

I didn't know. Is that why you guys are taking so long? It's a good time. You're in there getting on the bus. Yeah, all the girls are in there getting ready. We're all having some beers or wines. The Hotel Balcony 7pm beer. It's a good one.

That beer tastes like freedom too. It does. It does. The fresh air. Yeah, and it's in a special location and you're like taking advantage of the facilities and you're like, I paid for this. You're like, look where I am. Yeah. I'm the king of the world.

Exactly right. Just don't drink it from the minibar or it'll be the last holiday you can afford to go on for a while. Cost $27. The straight to the pub after work beer. It's a good one. Quite often that's a one as well. It's just a one beer. Because you've got responsibilities,

you've got the car, you need to get home. But it's a great one. But that one, you're like, I've earned this. Yep. I've earned this.

This is a good time. What was that beer in Australia that had ads here in the 2000s? Carlton Stripe. What did they say? I earned this. Carlton Stripe tastes best when you've earned it. Do you remember that ad?

Remember that ad? Carlton Stripe tastes best when you're already steamed. Out of a shoe. The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer is a pretty good beer. Sunday afternoon beers are great. And the Friday before Christmas beer.

Oh. That. You know works over for two weeks. It's an ultimate beer. Friday before Christmas beer. Oh. That. You know works over for two weeks. It's an ultimate beer. It's Christmas time. There are lots of beers that are missing for this. It's heaps. So let's add to them. We'll bring our producers Claude and Megan in on this.

They did not include a shower beer. Shower beer. Shower beer has to go on the list. Wait, let me add to that. What about a bath beer? A bath beer? A bath beer is good. A bath beer. You have a little bath bomb in A bath beer is good. A bath beer.

You have a little bath bomb in there, maybe some bubbles. Add a beer in there. I thought baths were exclusively the realm of glasses of wine. Hell no. Right. Hell no. Beer's in the bath. Good time.

Okay, yeah. Chloe, do you want to check any beers on this list? The beer on a Thursday afternoon before a long weekend. Oh. Yes. Megan, do you want to check any beers on this list? afternoon before a long weekend. Oh! Yes! Megan, you want to chuck any beers on this list? I've got the work from home after you've sent one email.

Is that beer at like quarter past nine in the morning? Sometimes. Sometimes, yeah. The first beer when you arrive at a festival beer. Good. You get to the front of the queue, you've topped up your wristband, you're good to go, and then it's party time. You're ready. Yeah. You get to the front of the queue, you've topped up your wristband, you're good to go and then it's party time. You're ready. Yeah.

Guys, what about boat beers? Oh. Boat beers. Boat beers. Where are you getting a boat from? To be honest, it's always someone I know's friend's cousin's boat

but a beer tastes... And you're not driving the boat out. And I'm not driving the boat. No, no, no. Hell no. I'm just there to have a good time and beers on the boat taste delightful.

Bree and Clint. Last week I had a dismal effort where I was playing and obviously I play each week. And I said, Clint, I haven't been playing well. I think it's your turn to step up to the plate. I usually run the name game. Yes. And for me, I find it very easy.

But I'm not under the same time pressure you are. Yeah, you've got Google. I don't always use Google, okay? That's why I'm so good at running this game. I could do this game in a power cut. Well, we're about to see. And you will be taking on Jamie this afternoon. Hello, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hello, hello.

Hello, hello. Have you heard the game before, Jamie? Yes, I have. Okay, perfect. For everyone else playing who might not have heard it, I'm going to give you a name and all you need to do is be the first person to give me two celebrity names that use that name as a part of theirs. Give me an example. An example, okay. Damien.

Damien McKenzie from the All Blacks. There we go. Perfect. Good start. Good start, but it doesn't count. Okay. All right, this is where we are playing for points. Jamie, you ready?

I'm ready. All right, Clint, ready? Ready. All right, first name. You just yell one out as soon as you think of it. You can claim that one, okay? You've got time to think of your second one. Okay, okay, cool.

You've got to get two, but as soon as you say one, you've claimed that celebrity. I can't have it. Okay, okay. So just yell anything out that comes to mind. I'm looking for two celebrity names that use the name Paul. Paul Holmes and Paul McCartney. Correct.

Damn. Very good. I'm not messing around. I had a brief moment where I was going, is Paul McCartney a real person? I literally did that when I was writing this list. Yeah, you know who's done that? Paul McCartney, one of the greatest musicians of all time

from the Beatles, Jesse McCartney. That's what's ruined it for me. Ruined it. All right, that's one point to Clint, but Jamie, you're definitely still in this. Here we go. Guys, I'm looking for two celebrity names that use the name Julia. Julia Roberts?

Julia Roberts. Julia Gulia. That does not count. Julia, Julia. Come on, Jamie. Julia. Julia. Oh, it's not.

Is there another famous Julia? There's plenty. Oh, no, it's Juliana. Julia Roberts. Yeah. Julia. We got that. We got that.

Julia. Come on, I need two. Clint's got one. This is a hard one. Can I have a clue? A clue? Can we have a clue? You can have a clue? A clue. Can we have a clue? You can have a clue.

What about a famous chef? Julia Childs. Julia Childs. I will accept. Clint, that is two. You take that round. Oh, no, no. That would be so good.

I would have also accepted Julia Stiles and Julia Louise Dreyfus. Ah, yeah, from Seinfeld. Yeah. Yeah. Very famous. Would have never got that. That was a hard one, eh, Jamie? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, give us another one. All right, here we go. Clint, you're on two points. Jamie, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Come on, Jamie. All right. Guys, I'm looking for two celebrity names with the name Khloe.

Khloe Kardashian. That's one. Khloe Grace Moretz. That's correct. Oh, my God. That is correct. You know, I didn't actually know if I was going to be any good at this game. I was just bluffing.

You were really good. Yeah. Does Jamie get some KFC for playing, though? Jamie, of course you do, because we appreciate you taking part. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you so much for my pretty KFC McDonald's. Hey, isn't it the best kind? It is the best kind.

Thank you so much, guys. No worries, Jamie. Have a good Arvo. Bree and Clint. I don't know if you're aware, but currently the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is happening. It's one of the biggest comedy festivals in the world, isn't it? It's huge. And a lot of New Zealand comedians have been over there performing as well.

Rose Matafayo has done extremely well at that festival in the past. She's done incredibly well. I know Brinley Stent is there. I know Eli Matheson's there. I know Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore are there. A lot of New Zealand comedians are kicking it with the best over there in Edinburgh. I think Flight of the Conchords came up there as well. I think from memory they were very successful in Edinburgh.

It's a big deal, isn't it? Look, a list has come out. So apparently every year at the festival they award the funniest joke of the whole festival. Yeah. And they get a prize and obviously the honour of being awarded the funniest joke. Exciting. I thought I found what has been awarded the funniest joke, but then I've also found a bunch of past winners from previous years.

Okay, yeah. And I thought we could run through the jokes and obviously, hopefully I can deliver them okay. Yeah, Okay, yeah. And I thought we could run through the jokes and obviously, hopefully I can deliver them okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we can see what we think out of the ones that I've picked. Do you find them funny? There's some in there I find pretty funny. Okay, good. Okay? Yeah. But we can decide, you know, which one is our favourite. Go on then. Okay? So you want this year's winner. Yes, please. So this year's winner was taken out by comedian Masai Graham with this gag. Okay.

So I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I just couldn't get past her. I like that one. There's a laugh from Claudia. I like that one. It's nice and family friendly. It's a pretty good pasta pun. Who doesn't love a pasta pun?

What about this one from 2017? This is from Ken Chang. I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change. It's all right. I blew some air out of my nose. I don't think I get that one. Oh, my God. Oh, no. It doesn't like of my nose. I don't think I get that one. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

It doesn't, like, change. Change. They don't like change. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's even better when you explain it. That was good from you, Megan. Tell another one. Okay, what about this one?

This is probably one of my favourites, I'm going to say, from 2015, from comedian Darren Walsh. I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's now Hans Free. It's now Hans Free. Hans Free. That's very good. I think that's my top runner for me at the moment.

What about 2014? I've decided to sell my Hoover. To be honest, it was just collecting dust. And it's from Tim Vine. 2014's best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I've got two more. I've got two more. 2011. This got voted

best joke from Nick Helm. I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Not bad, not bad. Yeah, not bad. And we'll finish it off with this joke from 2009, and it is, Hedgehogs, why can't they just share the hedge?

That's a dad joke. That's good. No, my dad went to the French festival. That's a dad joke.'s good No my dad went to the French festival That's a dad joke I like it Brian Clint What would be embarrassing Is if you got

The names of the 660 boys wrong Did you? No I didn't Did you? I didn't What's the singer's name? Machu

I didn't even I didn't even Have any time You are so What's the bass player's name? Chris. Oh, yes. And there's Eli.

Yeah, you're so like. Mate, it's not about me. I'm not the person getting names wrong, okay? It's a friend of mine who told me this story and it was one of the best stories I've heard in a while. Because she said, she goes, look, you know, I'm just going to put it out there. I'm not a rugby person. Don't watch rugby.

Never really watch the games or keep up with what's going on. Sure. You know, I am a Kiwi through and through, but I don't watch it. Yeah. She was at an event and there was, she was there with a friend who was a big rugby person. Okay. And apparently there was a lot of famous rugby people there. Oh, cool.

You know, pretty big deals. One of the people that was there, arguably one of the biggest deals in New Zealand rugby. Yeah. Very well known. Uh-huh. Super famous. Current player?

Current player. Right, okay. You might have heard of him. Just, you know, just your humble player Bowdoin Barrett. Bowdoin Barrett was there. Bowdoin Barrett was there at the event. You're right. Arguably the most famous current

rugby player in New Zealand. I'd say so. Very famous. Anyway, so she's at this event and she's there with her friend who's big into rugby and they happen to walk into the circle where Bowdoin is. Okay. Anyway, you know, her friend, big rugby person, introduces Bowdoin Barrett to her because that's what you do

when you meet people, right? Yeah, totally. Which is fine. And it was at that time that my friend has misheard the name. Okay. What she heard wasn't Bowdoin Barrett. What did she hear? She heard the name.

This is where it gets so good. Bowdoin Barrett. Right? So that's what she's heard. And I'm sure. Bowdoin Barrett is not a name. And I think she said to herself, I mean, that's a she's heard and I'm sure. Bogan Barrett is not a name. And I think she said to herself, I mean, that's a bit of an unusual name, but, you know, I mean, maybe it's a nickname.

Bogan Barrett? Maybe it's a nickname. I don't know. I don't watch rugby. Maybe that's, you know. I know he's from Taranaki, but it's a bit rough to call him Bogan Barrett. Anyway, she said for the next five minutes, she proceeded to call Bogan Barrett, Bogan Barrett. And, you know,

he was too nice to correct her or to say anything. And when she left, she said, so nice meeting you, Bogan. So lovely to meet you. She got really familiar and she's like, Bogan. Can I call you Bogey? Bogues. Let's just shorten it. Bogues. And she said, see you later, Bogan. Can I call you Bogey? Bogues. Let's just shorten it. Bogues. And she said, see you later, Bogan. Lovely to meet you. When did she realise that she had it wrong? I'm not sure.

Because the moment that penny dropped, my mind would go back to all of the times that I said his name wrong to him. I reckon it would have been because you know when, obviously, you catch up with friends or you're doing whatever, and you would have said, you know, to people who you know rugby, who you know love rugby, you would have been because you know when obviously you catch up with friends or you're doing whatever and you would have said to people who you know rugby who you know love rugby you would have said you wouldn't believe who I met the other night

I met that Bogan Barrett and someone would have went it's Bowden Barrett either that or any time a Weet-Bix commercial came on like how did you not know who Bowden Barrett was I know you don't watch rugby but it's Bowden Barrett. I just love that she misheard it as

Bogan. That is my favourite. She's like, I don't watch rugby. I don't know what these guys are called. Bogan. He could be called Bogan. Maybe they all have unusual nicknames for each other. It's the best. And I can totally see him just going, that's fine. I can be Bogan to her. What a sweetheart. Didn't want to correct her.

Hey, I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did you accidentally call someone by the wrong name? And how long were you doing it for? Like, did you have it wrong for a while before you were corrected? Yes. Before you figured it out? Yeah. My current partner, I was calling her the wrong

name for two weeks. Were you calling her your ex's name? No. No, because she's got quite an unusual name. Oh, you were pronouncing it wrong. I was pronouncing it wrong. Never got corrected. And it was two weeks in and I was like, well, this is very awkward now, isn't it? Super awkward. So awkward.

You've got to jump on that thing straight away. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. Tell us, who was it, Jamie? So it wasn't me. I have to tell the story on behalf of my mum,

and she'd probably try to unalive me if she knew, but let's share it anyway. She has this tendency of associating people's names with things. So she met this guy. His name was Blair. And she's like, right, that's such a trendy name. It's trendy. I'll remember that.

Trendy Blair. Trendy Blair. Yep. And then she called him Trent for two years. Good. I know what your mum's tried to do. She's clearly not good with names. And I'm not good with names

That's what I do To remember names So you think of something To remind you But she should have gone with A B thing She could have gone with Blair Blair

Blair Witch Project Blair Witch Project Yeah Blair with the good hair Something like that Trent Yep and I think what made it worse Is he never corrected her

Ah that's great Oh no How long do you reckon It went on for Oh she reckons about two years until somebody else told her she was calling him by the wrong name. It's not even close. Well, you know what?

Trent sounds like a lovely guy. Whoever he is. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi. You did this. Whose name did you get wrong?

I went to school with a girl. Her name was Felicity, but I called her Facility for five years. And I go home and talk about her, and mum was like, are you really sure it's Facility? And I didn't even really... You're like, mum, I've been going to school with her for six years, okay? I think I know what Facility's name is. Rosie, I love you so much.

Facility. You've made the same problem as Bree's friend. Facility's not a name. Bogan's not a name. You know, but you just rolled with it. Yeah, but isn't it cool and trendy? Facility. Facility. I like it. I'm into it.

Have you stayed in touch with Facility? Is she still in your life? No, but she was a lovely girl. Yeah, it felt bad for her now. Yeah, right. Hey, Rosie, you're fine. Someone's texted and said Eric Murray is always being called Mahe,

which is his rowing partner, Mahe Drysdale. Oh, no. It says here. He just rolls with it. He just rolls with it. He's like, whatever. He's like, close enough. Close enough.

You're 50% correct, I guess. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go. Let's get a birthday banger on for a Tuesday. Three people.

What was the song top in the charts on their 16th birthdays? We're going to play our favourite one in full. Caitlin's here. Kia ora, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Caitlin? 24th of the? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Caitlin? 24th of the 8th, 1996. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. Is that tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow, yeah. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow, mate.

You were 16 in 2012. And on the 24th of August in 2012, this would have been number one. Oh, banger. My all-time favourite Guy Sebastian song. This is such a good Guy Sebastian song. Do you like it, Caitlin? It's a check. Such a good one, Caitlin. What are you doing for your birthday tomorrow?

Probably just working, to be fair. Oh, I thought you were going to say, I'm taking the day off work. Yeah, that'd be good, eh? It would be so good. Good week, Bender. Let's go. Let's get a birthday banger on for Rebecca.

Hi, Rebecca. G'day, Bec. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, thank you. Good to hear, Bec. What's your birthday? 15th of August, 1978.

Happy birthday for last week, Bec. You were 16 in 1994. And on the 15th of August in 94, this would have been at number one. And can you feel the love tonight? Tonight. Elton John, can you feel the love tonight? Rebecca, are you a Lion King fan? Oh, that's a bit of an oldie, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh, it's not that old. Isn't it? Well, it was made for the Lion King, wasn't it? Yeah, what year was that? 1994. Oh, 1994? Yeah.

All right, okay. Were you going to say 97? Yeah, well, I don't know. Yeah, neither. I got no idea. I like the song. It is a good song. I don't know if it's a banger, well, I don't know. Yeah, neither. I've got no idea. I like the song. It is a good song. I don't know if it's a banger, though, Rebecca.

You know what I mean? No, I don't think it's a banger either. Yeah. Great song. Great song. Great movie, too, if you haven't seen it. Tammy's here. Hi, Tammy.

Hi, Tammy. Kia ora, Brent. Kia ora. How are you going? Good, thank you. You having a good Tuesday, Tammy? Oh, so far, so good, yeah. Oh, good energy, Tammy.

Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? The 18th of August, 94. Happy birthday for last week, too. Oh, my God, we've got a cluster. Thank you. Did you have a good birthday? Yes, it was good, thank you.

What are these people? Are they all a certain star sign? Are they all the same stars? Leo's, baby. They're all Leo's. Yeah, Leo Leos, baby. They're all Leos. Definitely Leo. Yeah, Leo season, baby. Lucky Leos.

All right, Tammy, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 18th of August, on that day, your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. We gon' light it up like it's dynamite. Now, that's a banger. Tammy, do you love it? That is definitely a banger. Tammy, do you love it? That is definitely a banger.

Yeah. Tammy, you didn't happen to see Tayo Cruz at Friday Jams Live when he came? Yes, I did. Oh, wasn't he amazing? I did. He was awesome. He was pretty cool live. Yeah, he was.

Are you coming to this Friday Jams Live? Yes, but I did have my heart set on Missy Elliott, but that's okay. Hey, there's always next year, mate. There's always next year. We've got to get it rolling again. We've got to get Friday Jams Live back up and going. I agree. It's been a long two years.

It's been so long. Too long. It's going to be epic. Macklemore's going to be incredible. We'll see you there. Just wait there. Yes, I've seen Macklemore. Oh, good.

He's so good live. Good. So good. We've got to deliberate. Love Tammy. Love Dynamite. We're going to... It's so good live. Good. Okay. We're going to deliberate. Love, Tammy. Love, Dynamite. It's battle scars for me. It's battle scars, eh?

It's just, you know, you can just feel it. Yeah, I know. I agree. Caitlin, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Oh, thank you.

This one's for you, Caitlin. Yeah. Coming straight out of when? 2012. 2012. Here's your Birthday banger on ZM, Brian Clint. How does he hit those notes? How does he get there? They ain't never going to change these battles. These battles. How does he hit those notes, eh?

How does he get there? That's Guy Sebastian and Lupe Fiesco. That one trill right at the end of the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah, I know exactly the one you're talking about. Is just ridiculous. He's a national treasure of Australia,

but we kind of claim Guy Sebastian a little bit. He's both of ours. Yeah. It's like Stan claim Guy Sebastian a little bit. He's both of ours. It's like Stan Walker. We claim him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he rose to fame. Keep your dirty Australian hands off Lord. Hey, we're sharing.

Keep your hands off Lord. We can't even try with Lord, you know, but I mean, we'd love to have him. She's welcome. Love to have him. Okay, that's your birthday banger, by the way. Next on the show. Oh, I'm so excited about this.

I've found a list, Clint. Of all these different things that you might not know have a name. Okay. So, for example, the space in between your eyebrows. Yeah. What is that called? Oh, duh, your brow gooch. Well, other than, you know, that's the duh, your brow gooch.

Well, other than, you know, that's the slang term. Eye gooch. You know? It's got a name. Right. Above the bridge of your nose. Yes. Right, okay.

Just the space. Normally, you know, if you have a monobrow like me. It's covered, yeah, yeah. That's where your monobrow would sit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've plucked mine. Right. But that space has a name and a bunch of different other things that you might never have thought of.

All right, Brie's going to educate us. Brie and Clint. Because I love to learn, you know, because I think I have a lot of learning left. It was this time yesterday you learned. We don't need to bring that up. What that palace was called. The Palace of Versailles.

Well done. She is learning, isn't it? It's all about learning and, you know, being inclusive and supportive of each other. Versailles? Versace? Anyway, we've moved on from that. We've moved on. We're going to learn some more stuff.

I want to know if people knew that these things had a name. Okay. So I said before the break, the space between your eyebrows has a name. Of course it has a name. I've never thought of it having a name, though. Neither did I. So apparently that's called the glabella. Sounds Italian. Doesn't it?

The glabella. Glabella. The glabella. Never knew that. You have a cyst on your glabella. You have a monobrow on your glabella. Which knew that. You have a cyst on your Grabella. You have a monobrow on your Calbella. Which would be very relevant in Italy. You need some Botox on your Grabella.

Not you personally. Is that aimed at me? No, not aimed at you personally. I was going to say. Yours is fine. I already added a top up. This one I already knew. This is probably the only one on this list that I knew.

The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet. Right. Which you knew that too, eh? I knew it had a name. I didn't know the name. How often has that piece of information served you in your lifetime? Many times. Really?

When I want to seem smart. When you go back into number one shoe warehouse and you're like, my aglet fell off. I just pull up my shoe and I go, you know, that's called the aglet. Aglet, sorry. Yeah. Number four on the list. We're skipping number three? Yeah, we're skipping number three.

Okay. It was pretty boring. The rumbling of your stomach is actually called a womble. Is it? Yeah. My stomach's wombling. Yes. Right. That's what it's called. Didn't know that needed a name, but that's fine. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. My stomach's wombling. Yes. Right.

That's what it's called. Didn't know that needed a name, but that's fine. Yeah. This one is weird, but we will just get through it together. The cry of a newborn baby is called vagitis. No, it's not. Vagitis. No, it is.

No, you're cancelled for that. Sorry. Vagitis. That's what it's not. Vagitis. No, it is. No, you're cancelled for that. Sorry. Vagitis. That's what it's called. No. Okay, let's just move on swiftly. That's the cry of the mother as the new baby comes out. I mean, makes sense.

The prongs of a fork. Do you know what they're called? Prongs. They're called tines. Are they? Apparently. Okay. What about the tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box?

Oh, what is that thing, eh? Oh, did you know I figured out what that thing is for? Yeah, so that the box lid doesn't touch the pizza. Yeah, my whole childhood I thought it was to hold the pizza together. Yeah. To stop the lid of the pizza squashing. The cheese going on the top. They don't do them anymore. They're not environmentally friendly.

Oh, well, if they did, that's called a box tent. The cheese going on the top. They don't do them anymore. They're not environmentally friendly. Oh, well, if they did, that's called a box tent. Is it? Yeah, apparently. What is the day after tomorrow called? I'm not making a box tent joke, by the way. Yeah, good. The day after tomorrow. That was a test.

The day after tomorrow. Oh. Oh. Don't say Thursday. Thirsty Thursday, I think. It's called Over Morrow. Is it? No.

Very old-worldy, Lord of the Rings-ish. Isn't it? Yeah. Let's go to the next one. I'll see you over Morrow. What about the weird cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne? Oh, that wire thing that you twist off? I wouldn't know what that was called?

It's called a graph. Graph? A graph. A graph. A graph. It's a graph or it's... A graph. It's called...

One word. Oh, one word, a graph. A graph. Okay, cool. So if you had one, you would have a... A graph. A graph. Yeah.

Or anagraph. What about, this one I found quite interesting, when you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark? Ah, that's called being stressed out. People who are too stressy on their text messages do that and they repeat it. Question mark, exclamation mark, question mark, exclamation mark. It's the height of rudeness, I find.

Otherwise known as an interrobang. Interrobang? An interrobang. Well, that was sex when you needed an answer. Tell me! The condition of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning

is called dyspnea. Okay. Dyspnea. I've got two more. The dot over an I or a J. Oh, yeah, that's got a name. What's it called? No, I've got nothing.

A tittle. That was great. And the last one, the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much. God, this happens to me all the time. So you're too full? Yes. Yeah. And this is no joke.

Unless this list is having me on, that is called crapulence. Otherwise known as crap yourself. Oh, man, I ate too much. I've got crapulence. That's what it's called. Oh, crapulence. And then also not to be mistaken with when you get scared on an aeroplane. Turbulence.

And if you poo your pants. Or if you've had too much food on an aeroplane and it's gone into a bumpy patch. Turbocrapulence. Crapulence. There you go. I learnt something. I know that.

Bree and Clint. Please be upstanding for the national anthem of Finland. The Finnish. The Finnish. The Prime Minister of Finland is in trouble this week. Actually for partying too hard. Maybe this should be the national anthem of Finland. Check that.

I believe the reform of the government rules in favour of the Liberal Party. Look, her name is Sana Marin. She's 36 years old. She is the world's... What a boss babe. What a boss babe. She is the world's... What a boss babe. What a boss babe. She's the world's youngest serving government leader.

She's the youngest world leader there is. Is it ever? Ever, yeah. I believe it is, hey, because I've read stories about her before. Oh, good question. Is it ever? It could be.

What about Cleopatra? Wasn't she quite young? Are you talking about Cleopatra from back in the day or the band from the 90s? Cleopatra coming at you. Could be either, to be honest. They were both very young. Anyway, back to Prime Minister Sana Marin.

Last week, a video of her dancing at a party with a bunch of Finnish celebs started circulating online and she's getting so much crap for it at the moment that she has agreed to take a drug test to prove that she wasn't wasted. Were people saying, you need to take a drug test? They're like, you're the Prime Minister. Grow up.

She goes, I can't, I'm 36. She's 36? She's 36. Leave her alone. She's allowed to have a few drinks with some friends. The video kind of looks like a TikTok and it's a bunch of them in this room and the lights changing colours. So, you know.

She's having fun. A typical night out. Yeah, I don't think it was meant to be leaked though. It was meant to just be seen by her friends because some old stuffies would go, the Prime Minister can't be doing TikToks. Is it against the law though? No, it's not against TikToks. Is it against the law, though? No, it's not against the law. It is against the law to do drugs.

That's why she did a drug test. Yeah, but clearly she wasn't doing drugs. Came back negative. She's got clean pee. She said she's never done illegal drugs in her life. Thank you very much. So leave that out. What happened then?

I'm just backing up my girl. There's a trend at the moment where a bunch of females in Finland are now posting videos of themselves dancing as like a show of solidarity to be like, it ain't a crime to dance, girlfriend. She's commented on it, hasn't she? Yeah. She's like commented on it and been like,

you know what, I'm still a person. Exactly right. We've actually got that audio of Prime Minister... Oh, I'd love to hear it. ...Sana Maran speaking about the controversy. Here it is. I'm an individual, a person, a real person also, even though I'm a Prime Minister.

So I won't change the way I behave. Of course, I have to be careful what I say because it can be represented as the whole government. The world has heard that now and they're like, yeah, good on you, Prime Minister. What you don't know about that is that actually has a filter on it and there's some sound that has been removed from that clip.

What is it? I've managed to get my hands on the actual audio clip that I'm going to play to you of Party Prime Minister of Finland right now. So it's a subtle difference, but see if you can... I'm an individual, a person, a real person also, even though I'm a prime minister. So I won't change the way I behave. Of course, I have to be careful what I say because it can be represented as the whole government.

I'm losing it. And if I want to do shots out of my friend's belly button, thank God you watch me do it. I want to move to Finland. And if I want to do six Jäger bombs on a Saturday night and I'm from Parliament the next day, watch me. You try and stop me. You'll have to vote me out.

Here at the Bree and Clint show, we are the home of maritime and aviation-based news. Correct. This is aviation news, and arguably the best aviation news I think I've ever brought to the show. What about that time those people, we talked about the plane that you can hire to do sex in? Yeah, join the Mile High Club.

That's pretty good. I think this is better. Because you can do this in New Zealand, okay? Regional Airline Sounds Air is offering a $799 all you can fly past for

three months to get people flying around New Zealand this spring. $799 you can fly pass for three months to get people flying around New Zealand this spring. $799, you can fly as much as you want on this airline. That seems very cheap. Doesn't it? They said they're having an issue where they're having to fly partly empty planes and they hate it, so they're trying to fill them up.

They're going to offer 1 000 passes uh up for grabs and if you get one you can fly as many times as you want between the 1st of september and the 30th of november right so right through spring how big is the plane so that's that for me will definitely be effective well first of all of all, it's a small airline. It's not Air New Zealand. Okay, so you can't go everywhere. Okay. The airline flies to Blenheim, Picton, Nelson, Christchurch, Wanaka,

Wellington, Paraparumu, and Taupo. That's a lot of places. It's a lot of places, eh? It's pretty good. Not Auckland, though. Right. Okay. Well, it doesn't say Auckland, eh? Not Auckland, though. Right. So. Okay.

Well, it doesn't say Auckland, so you might have to drive to get your flight. But by the by. It's by the by. $7.99, fly as many times as you want for three months. The planes are not very big at all. Oh, no, no, no, no. Just showing Bree the plane now.

I can't even look at that plane. The plane has, excluding the cockpit, one, two, three, four windows. Nah. So four window seats. Not for me. So maybe four rows. It sounds like a great deal. But you're looking at it the wrong way around.

You're looking at it wrong. Don't think of it as a small plane. Think of it as a private jet with a few other people on it, you know? Kim Kardashian goes on a plane like that Or a terrifying Capsule of disaster To be fair hers has jet engines This has a propeller

But I mean it's still It's good Same same Great deal I think fantastic what they're doing If you don't have a massive fear of flying like me, sign up today. Do it. You buy the pass and you'll be like, I will never use it.

They're like, you can fly as many times as you want. And you're like, how about none? I'm good. I'm good, thanks. Time to get to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. All right, Dean, tell us about this story surrounding Harry Styles.

He has spoken out about this story where people are saying he's queerbaiting. Yes, okay. So to give everyone a sense of the scene, obviously he's doing a new movie. He plays a gay character in a film called My Policeman. He's also obviously in a new movie called Call Me Darling,

which is directed by Olivia Wilde, which is his girlfriend. And he's been asked about in the interview, he doesn't do many interviews, but in Variety, he did an interview where he was asked about, is he gaybaiting? So is he leading on the gays? Is he teasing us? You know, is he making us think, ooh, is he one of us?

Could we, ooh, have a chat? Like, is he gaybaiting, basically? And he has kind of said this, but some of those people say, you've only publicly been with women. And he's like, well, I actually haven't publicly been with anyone. He said, if someone takes a picture of you in public, people automatically assume that you've been together.

He kind of just, like, didn't really say. He said he still explores, like, what did he say? I don't know. I don't use the wrong word. He said that he is still kind of, like, learning about his sexuality. Like, he's kind of developing What did he say? I don't know. I don't use the wrong words. I don't use the wrong term. He said that he is still kind of like learning about his sexuality. Like he's kind of like developing as he goes. He sort of hasn't really said anything. Yeah.

Yay, nay. And nor should he, Dan. Very incredible modern things. Exactly. Nor should he. Why does he have to put a label on anything? You know, he's still a young person. And why should he have to, you know,'s still a young person and why should he have to you know label himself with

anything he's also done a great job of softening that like the realm of masculinity in the public eye too and if he wants it to be a mystery if he wants it to be fluid that feels like it should be totally up to him but you dean as a gay man do you think that harry is gay baiting do you think he should be playing a gay role in a movie? Oh, such a good question. No, I actually think, you know what? I think he's being very authentic. I actually believe he's being authentically him.

If he wants to wear a dress in Vogue, he wants to wear a skirt, wear whatever he wants. I love it. He feels so modern to me. Yeah. And I feel like he's so comfortable in his own skin and it feels very authentic. I don't think he's out here acting a certain way to get movie roles Or to get likes

Or to get more fans I only think that's just him And being him Am I being gay about it? No I think he's Harry's being Harry And I absolutely

Freaking love it I really love it I think you're spot on Dean I think people are quite Confronted with People who are Authentically themselves You know

And I mean And people who are different Yeah and people who Want to be different Or step out from the social norm And I mean And they're like What are you? Are you gay? And people who are different. Yeah, and people who want to be different or step out from the social norm. And they're like, what are you? Are you gay? Yeah, you need to label it.

You better tell us which way you are. So we can understand it. You know, Billie Eilish got accused of queerbaiting as well. And I think just let Harry be Harry. And if you like him, you like him. And if you don't like his music, then you don't like it. Who cares? There you go.

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