ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd February 2021

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where today it features Brie! Yay! Yay! We've got very traumatic news to share with you Brie. Well, it's only traumatic for Caitlin. Yeah, you'll be fine. It's great for you. Someone said that I was, you know Wish, the like shitty... I don't know, do they sponsor us?

You know Wish.com, the website? Yes. They said that I was the wish version of brie like the shitty replacement it was in the it was in the tiktok comments and you know people in the comments are ruthless yeah i know but you know that's actually fine all i can say all i say, if you're listening to this, Caitlin is amazing. She's not, you don't compare people. You don't compare. We're different people and she's amazing. And give her a chance and be nice to her.

Oh, thank you, Brie. I agree. I agree. Beautiful sentiment. And I absolutely agree. And I'm grateful that Caitlin's here. But shit, I thought it was quite a good insult. I thought it was quite a well-crafted burn.

I'd take it because it's a funny burn. At least it's got something. At least it's got something. I actually do appreciate it. Someone actually said, wow, Brie's hair looks so good. Did she wash it? So that was funny too. Does that mean Caitlin's the butt plug version of me?

Because that's what they sell on Wish She's like the crack pipe version of you The crack pipe version of me If I could be any version of you Shit yeah, take it We've got Brie here because we've had another delivery And it's not of garlic bread Doritos Which we definitely didn't open another box of

I told you That Caitlin I know, I ate half of definitely didn't open another box of. Clint, I told you. That Caitlin. I know. I ate half of them. There's still another box for you. I'm sorry. There's still another box. I'm sorry.

Rain, you bitch. I know. Anyway, I've got to give a little backstory to this delivery, and this is from a podcast listener, so podcast family, gather around. We appreciate your deliveries. We don't expect them at all. It's not like if you're listening, you better send us something one day. But this delivery is coming. But if you are listening, you better send us something one day.

But this delivery has come. But if you are, just kidding. Yeah, this delivery has come. Also, if you are going to send us something, can you wait until I'm back? Yeah. Yeah, good point too. This one has come all the way from Austin, Texas. Whoa. And it's from a man called Jonathan Lopez.

Shout out Jonathan Lopez. He's staying up all night tonight until the podcast gets uploaded so he can hear this. What a great name. Backstory to man called Jonathan Lopez. Shout out Jonathan Lopez. He's staying up all night tonight until the podcast gets uploaded so he can hear this. What a great name. Backstory time. Jonathan Lopez. The package was sent a long time ago, and he's been checking in with me regularly to see if it's here.

It was sent before you went away. And he got an email to say that it had arrived here at ZM two weeks ago. And I'm like, it's not here, ma'am. It's not here. Turns out he didn't put a name on it. And the company that we work at, NZME, quite big. So anyway, I've gone on some detective missions today and I found it. Jonathan, if you're listening, your package ended up at another radio station.

Did they open it? They opened it. And it just sat there. Who? Who were these bastards? It went to Radio Hauraki. Of course. But it's not their fault because it had

no name on it and it had no specifics inside it whatsoever. So, some of the things are gone and are not retrievable but but there's a version of everything left

that breaks my heart yeah but it's not I reiterate we don't blame Radio Hauraki for this because there was no one I blame them I absolutely 100% simply blame them yeah fuck them actually that's their fault

are we ready doing the you want the pizza? I already know what's in it, but none of you guys know what's in it, so let's open it up. Okay, I'll go and get it. Hang on. Hey, Brie. Caitlin, what are you hoping for?

What's what? What are you hoping for? Well, I wanted like chocolate or... And it's very fragrant. So big. Yeah. Candles. Weirdly Yeah. Candles. Weirdly close.

Oh, dildos. How is that close to a candle? I don't know. It just came into my head. I mean, it depends what kind of candle. Am I right, Caitlin? Anything's a candle if you're brave enough. Oh, no, that's the wrong way around. Okay, you ready?

Yeah. Let's open it up. First thing in the box, caps for the Houston Astros baseball team celebrating their World Series victory. I don't know what year their World Series victory was.

There was four of these. There's now two. How are hats not retrievable? Because some people can't. This box has been floating around for two weeks, Brie. And some people have visited. And when I went in there, I located them around and they said,

oh, we just gave some to people. He probably gave them away on air as prizes. Because they don't have enough prizes. Anyway. Oh, my God. I love baseball. I need to claim one because the reason that they were sent was because I wear baseball caps, but I don't like any of the teams,

so Jonathan wanted me to stop wearing a Yankee. You don't even know the rules. Dodgers hat. You don't even know any of the rules. There's one for you too, okay? You get the flexi cap. Okay. Like Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit.

Okay, here we go. This is the main event event This is the bit you're going to be excited about Okay here The second item and the most fragrant Can you smell this? The most fragrant item inside the box Is All the way from Houston, Texas The official KFC

Fire log Shut the front door. No! Yes. No! This is the log that KFC put out. It's like a wood log that when you burn it, it smells like KFC in your house.

Wow! Oh, my God! I can't believe he said that! It says the 11 Herbs and Spices fire log, fried chicken-scented log produced by KFC for EnviroLog. Incredible. Oh, my God. Bree's so excited.

Yeah. Now, there's not one. Yeah, we did talk about this a long time ago. Long time ago. Yeah. And Jonathan remembers. That's so nice, Jonathan. Not one? Jonathan. Who are nice, Jonathan. Not one?

Jonathan. Who are you, saint? Not two. He's definitely related to J-Lo. Not four, but three. Oh. Because one of these also went walkabout. No.

But this one's actually quite a good story. The guys at the other radio station where this got delivered to first got these and, to their credit, didn't take them home because I would have taken these straight home. They had the head of KFC marketing come to visit the radio station and they said, have we got a gift for you? These random KFC logs showed up. And you should have one because you can't get them in New Zealand.

That's incredible And weirdly, as a weird bit of timing KFC became our show sponsor today So how's that for a coincidence? Weird timing How's that happen? That's finger looking good That's finger looking good

One for you Bree You don't have a fire but you'll find somewhere to burn it Absolutely Safely I'm going to take one And then it leaves Ben, Anastasia and Caitlin To fight over the last log I don't

Hunger Games Hunger Games I don't deserve it I don't deserve it Yeah And the first person to do it in the Hunger Games wins the KFC Fire Log. Yeah, well, Caitlin's out straight away because she's a vegetarian. I'm vegetarian, and also I haven't been.

I don't really deserve it. I haven't been here long enough. I'd still like to stay alive, but I reckon Anastasia and Ben will. Ben and Anastasia, are you guys willing to eat chicken to see who wins the KFC Fire Log? Yeah, if we have to. Yeah, I'd be down. I'd actually be keen to do the contest and eat heaps of chicken,

but I actually don't want the logs. You can't hear this, Bree, but Anastasia said she wants the chicken but not the log. And Ben was fairly unenthused too about it. I would have thought this was right up Ben's alley. I'd happily light that Campfire, Ben It's just going to make you hungry every time you light the fire

It only burns once Yeah, probably long burn though Oh, is it one log? It's one log, yeah I thought it was little logs I don't appreciate it, I'll take it Actually, none of you get it I would have thought that was like Christmas actually But you know what

Ben was just trying to Bree it's a two log night at your house He's not even going to fight for it He's just being nice It's been a long day Has it? I don't know Has it been?

Has it? No it hasn't been a long day We're trying to make Ben sound better Because coming off as a bit like he doesn't want the log Well Jonathan We appreciate you a lot We've received the package It hasn't been a long day. We're trying to make Ben sound better because coming off is a bit like he doesn't want the log. Well, Jonathan, we appreciate you a lot. We've received the package. Let us know if you're related to Jennifer Lopez.

Please. That's really important to me. Let's get loud. Let's get loud. Jonathan also, because he's in Texas, has no power in water still because of the big freeze out. So he's one of those people. Please tell me he's – How ironic is this?

You know who needs the KFC fire log? Jonathan. He does. I really hope he's brought all the cows inside. If Jonathan's saying that is such a kind and thoughtful gift. I know that everyone would say that, but to me, it means the world.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. It's so nice. The little things in life, hey? It is. Excuse me, I'm vacant for a second. Okay, thanks thanks Jonathan. Go Astros!

Yeah, there we go. Was that worth the joke? You can't hear it. It was quite good. It was pretty funny. No, I... Go Astros! Go podcast! Well, fuck, this was an exciting phone call for me.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi, everybody. Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in. Caitlin, by the way, you'll remember her from when she was with Flashboard and Megan in the mornings.

You've now left, you're studying to be a nurse. That's right. And Caitlin wants to know if she can go to O-Week. Because I'm technically a uni student. I get cheaper chips at McDonald's. I get cheaper bus rides. Do students get cheaper chips at McDonald's. I get cheaper bus rides and movie tickets. Do students get cheaper chips at Maccas? They do student deals for chips. So I should be allowed

to go to O-Week. So O-Week's for first years. Well no, that's discriminatory against 30 year olds. Also you're a mature student. This is your second time going to tertiary education. I would be so much fun. I'd be like the cool mum that's like responsible. That's what everybody who is

a mature student says. I'll show them how to party. They don't even know. Yeah, man. These gen zeds. Have you guys ever even drunk Pulse? Pulse! What uni is it? Is it University of Canterbury? I'm actually at two. So,

Udder and Canterbury University. Okay, all students who are at Udder and Canterbury? I'm actually at two. So, Otter and Canterbury University. Okay. All students who are at Otter and Canterbury University, do you want Caitlin to come to O-Week? Nine, six, nine, six. Text us.

I'm not going to look at the text machine because it's going to be really sad for me. What if it's overwhelmingly yes? Then I'll be there with bells on, guys. Today on the show,

we're going to do Secret Sound. You can win $15,000. You can take it off Soundkeeper L's. We'll give you two chances at four o'clock and five o'clock

and we'll give you a shot at 50 bucks right now. Bree and Clint's Tradie versus Lady. Two people, one tradie and one lady. The lady, the tradie can be a lady,

but the lady must be a lady. The lady can be a tradie. The lady can be a tradie. And the tradie can be a lady. Yeah. but the lady must be a lady. The lady can be a tradie. The lady can be a tradie. And the tradie can be a lady. Yeah. But the lady must be a lady. That's exactly what it is. Yep.

Gotcha. It's a general knowledge quiz, and if you win it, we'll give you $50 cash this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM if you want to play right now. We'll play after Jubel and Dancing in the Moonlight. Bree and Clint with Caitlin on ZM. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint with Caitlin on ZM. We get Bree and Clint. Right now though,

tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Tell them how the game works, Caitlin. We get two people on the phone. One's a tradie, one's a lady. They go against each other

and the person to get the first three questions correct wins $50. Every day the answer's slightly different, but it's always right. Here to play today's lady, she's back for redemption. Oh my God, she's here from yesterday. Welcome back, Courtney. No, welcome back, Courtney.

Hi, Courtney. Hi, I'm back. You're back. Did you do some study last night? No, I'm just going to wing it again today like I did yesterday. Hey, well done for getting through again. That's really, you've done well. Thank you.

It's not easy. Okay, let's find out what trader you're taking on today. He's 28 and he's from Drury and he is a redhead. So he's part of 2% of the world's population. Yay, Matt! Hello, Recessive Matt. Hey, how's it going? How of the world's population. Yay, Matt! Hello, recessive Matt. Hey, how's it going? How's it going? Good, good, good. What sort of tradie are you?

Oh, deconstruction. He's in construction. Okay, great. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Courtney, your buzzer is lady. First to three wins the 50 bucks. Good luck, everybody. Question number one. The Blackcaps played a T20 match in Christchurch yesterday and won. Woo-hoo. Who did they play?

Lady. Courtney. Courtney. India. No, not India. It was like a free guess, Matt. Which Indies? Not a lot of cut through with the Black Caps with the ZM audience.

That's okay. The correct answer was Australia. We'll move on. We don't even mention that name. Come on. Okay. Question's okay. The correct answer was Australia. We'll move on. We don't even mention that name. Come on. Okay. Question number two. Bruce Springsteen has just released a podcast that he hosts with a former president of the United

States. Who is it? Lady. Courtney. Yes, Courtney. Donald Trump? No. Would you like a free guess, Matt? B-Rock. B-Rock. Yep. That'll do. Why would you ever have free guess, Matt? B-Rock. B-Rock. Yep, that'll do. Why would you ever have Donald Trump on a podcast?

Sorry, Cor, but I mean, like... We don't mention that name either, do we? Yeah, we don't say that name either. Okay, it's one name to Matt. Here comes question number three. Right, I believe in you for this one, Courtney. Right, question number three. Megan and Harry are doing a tell-all documentary. Who is going to be interviewing them?

Is it Alan, is it Oprah, or is it John Campbell? Lady. Courtney. Courtney. Alan? Mmm, Courtney. No, would you like a free guess? This is why you study Courtney.

Matt, free guess. It has to be Oprah. Yeah. Why not John Campbell? I was hoping you were going to throw away your point and just say John Campbell for the longs. John Campbell again. I would just say his name because he's a legend.

Okay, Matt, you're up 2-0. You can win the game on this question. I know. Come on. Okay, right. Khloe Kardashian is rumoured to be engaged to that naughty boy, Tristan Thompson. What is Chloe's brother's name?

Matt. Rob. Yes! Yes! He knew he'd won as soon as he said it. Well done, Matt. I gave her a millisecond. Courtney, you're going to have to come back for round three, okay?

Yeah, I'll be back. You'll be back. There we go. Sad news today, everybody, because Daft Punk broke up. They're done. They're finished. No more Daft Punk. They called it quits.

Now, I just want to clarify. These are the helmet guys, eh? Yeah, they're the helmet guys, yeah. But they're not Marshmello. Oh, the one with the X's. Yeah, and they're not Deadmau5. The one with the mouse head on either. Okay.

But they're like the DJs that wear helmets. Yes. Well, technically, they're aliens. DJs that wear helmets. Yes. Well, technically they're aliens. They're from outer space. Right. And they bought people on Earth the gift of music. Wow. Is that their backstory?

Well, in real life, they're two French guys who wear helmets. Yes, you're right. But we all like to pretend that they're robots from outer space. Yeah. And they started in 1993. And today it was announced that they've decided to break up the band. A very melodramatic video

was released. It was eight minutes long. This is how they announced that they were breaking up. And they walk through the desert for about three minutes. Oh, wow. And then one of the robots

turns to the other robot and he looks at him. And they don't talk. This is the other bit of the video. It's eight minutes long and Daft Punk don't talk. And he looks at the other robot. Spoiler alert, by the way, but I don't think you This is the other bit of the video. It's eight minutes long and Daft Punk don't talk. And he looks at the other robot. Spoiler alert, by the way, but I don't think you're going to watch it.

He looks at the other robot and the other robot looks at him and then he turns his head and the other one turns his head. And somehow they're able to convey this emotion and you can tell that they're breaking up. And you're like, they don't have mouthpieces and nothing happens and you're like, oh my God, they're breaking up. So no one's died? No, no one's died.

They're just breaking up. They've just decided not to be a band anymore. And then the video ends with one of them blowing the other one up. Oh my God. Okay. So they like theatrics. Yeah. Do you reckon they're both just like filming that video,

just absolutely sobbing underneath it like, our millions of dollars. Or cracking up. Like it's very serious. They must be pretty old now. Well, they've been Daft Punk for almost 30 years. Holy crap.

And they've won, like, six Grammys, right? Yeah, they're a big deal. They're very well regarded as, like, music, for robots, they're very well regarded as music experts. I love how you are, like, going on with this story. For robots, they're very well regarded as music experts. I love how you are going on with this story. For robots.

They're robots. Okay. They're from outer space. I wanted to know, did you have a band when you were younger? When you were at school, did you have a band and then did you break up? Yeah, we had a band. We had a band at high school because we wanted – I wasn't cool at high school, like not at all. Well, that's not very nice to young Clinton. No, but I wasn't cool at high school, like not at all. Well, that's not very nice to young Clinton.

No, but I wasn't. And I thought that starting a band, we all thought that none of us were cool. And we all thought that starting a band. Oh, so you got all the nerds together. Yeah, we started a nerd band. And our name was Middle Finger. That's really cool, guys. That's like cool if you are not cool.

We learned one Rolling Stones cover and that was about- Did you just pull the fingers the whole time? It wasn't very finger up music. We're just singing, standing there doing real budget 14-year-old version of Start Me Up. Cute. And that was about as good as we got. After that, we never learned any more songs. What, did you sing?

I was a singer, yeah. Were you the singer? Yeah. And so why did you break up? Because we were terrible. We were shockingly bad. Plus, none of us had any instruments at home, so we could only practice once a week in the music room

when we had our one-hour session. And so how are we ever going to get any better? Did you perform to anyone? No, we had grand plans of playing assembly, and I'm so glad that we never got to do it. Because if we got to do it, it would have been one of those moments

that you would never live down. Ever. Middle Finger could have definitely gone off, I reckon. Did you have a girl band in Fairleigh? No.

Fairleigh doesn't really do that. Really? No. You were in the Spice Girls cover band? Yeah, well well I was always Ginger, but we just sort of like danced around. We didn't like create an actual band.

Right. Like we weren't, I don't know, we weren't cool enough. Maybe we didn't have the instruments. But you had a group, right? You had a group of friends. Yeah, we had like our group of friends and we did like pyramids and stuff in the grass at lunchtime. Yeah. It sucks to be six friends when the Spice Girls were big. It would have sucked. Yeah. I actually think we kicked someone out.

Out of the friendship. would have sucked. Yeah. I actually think we kicked someone out. It was too many. That's terrible. Yeah. Well, sad. Why did you guys go your separate ways? Why did you break up? I don't know. Probably just dramas.

You know what girls are like. Yeah. Yeah. Creative differences. You wanted to launch your solo project. It's me. I'm Brittany Bitt. Bree and Clint.

Another community case of COVID-19. No, today, Pumper Toi Toi High, no suggestion that we're going back into lockdown yet. No, it's a casual, they know where it's from. Right. Yeah. But it did get me thinking, because as soon as I think a lockdown's coming,

I go, oh God, have we got everything we need? Which I know is the wrong thing to do. You're meant to hashtag shop normal. What do you mean? What do you need? Like I know is the wrong thing to do. You're meant to hashtag shop normal. What do you mean? What do you need? Like you mean if there's like... Like do we have enough food? Do we have bananas for making banana bread?

Do we have toilet paper? That's what everyone goes to straight away. And I actually read something this week which tried to explain why as people we hoard toilet paper in lockdown. Like what is it about toilet paper specifically and hoarding it that makes us

think that we're going to survive lockdown? Because it is a weird thing to hoard, right? Yeah. Of all the things you need, you need lots of things but you go toilet paper. Yeah, it was weird. Toilet paper's the thing. Do you think that maybe at the start people thought that COVID gave people diarrhoea?

And that's why? I just think if you think that you're the start people thought that COVID gave people diarrhea? Maybe. And that's why. Maybe. I just think if you think that you're going to be stuck in your house for a while. Yeah. Kind of like end of the world stuff. Yeah. You go, I need toilet paper, freeze dried food and a shotgun.

Something like that. I don't know. There's a psychologist who tried to break it down and answer the question. He said that when you're at the mercy of things that you can't control, that's what actually fuels anxiety. They said your anxiety is driven by feeling that things you can't control things that are going on. Right.

And when something new like lockdown is happening, you're like, I don't know. This is very unsettling for me. I don't know how to handle this. So you look for things that you can control and you go, what can I control? I can control whether I have enough toilet paper. It sounds stupid but this is what he's broken it down to.

Okay, yeah. No, I get that. You go, what's the easiest thing that I can take care of right now? I can go to the supermarket and I can get myself as much toilet paper as I want. It's just so weird that it's toilet paper. What about like soap? Right, exactly. Or like, yeah, I don't know. But at the same time,

every time you go to the supermarket, what do you go? You go, oh, do we need milk? Do we need toilet paper? Yeah. Do I need bread? True. It's just one of the things, right?

They also said that even if you don't want to hoard toilet paper, people end up hoarding toilet paper because you see other people doing it. Yeah. And you go, oh my God, there's going to be a toilet paper shortage. Yes. And I know that hoarding toilet paper is going to compound the problem,

but I have to think about my own bottom right now. Yes. So I'm going to go and hoard toilet paper. So it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. I think it's the media's fault because they were being like, there's a toilet paper, like everyone's getting toilet paper. Everyone's getting toilet paper, yeah. And so everyone's like, shit, better get some.

Yeah. Literally. So that's the psychology of why we hoard toilet paper. Once again, if you're on your way to the supermarket right now, there's no suggestion of another lockdown. No, no, no. Don't hoard the toilet paper. And also, hashtag shop normal.

You don't need to hoard the toilet paper. There's other means to do things, isn't there, Clint? Well, yeah. As we've learned, you can use different items as toilet paper if need be. We talked to someone this week who used a croissant. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's on the line. Cardi B has done something really, really sweet and helped out a young cancer sufferer. And Dean's got the latest. Hey, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, she certainly has. Here's what happened, right?

So she's doing this Facebook series called Cardi Tries and she's doing all these different things. One of the things she's like skiing and she's like doing all these learning, all these new skills. One of her new skills is to make wigs. Right. Weave a human hair wig.

They're beautiful. They're like $800 to buy a wig like that. I don't even know why I know that. But anyway, Cardi B made one, right? And she was like, I love this wig. And then they said, you know what, we're going to give this wig to a young cancer patient, a survivor, who is one of your biggest fans. So Cardi finished sewing the wig, sent it to the fans fan and the fan is now rocking this handmade wig from cardi b and you're just going to watch the video and the photos of the girl as she received it it was just like super emotional super cool and of course cardi b just spreading the love as always she's very young this girl she has no hair because she's going through chemotherapy

here's a little bit of her reacting to receiving cardi's wig oh what is it is it from cardi b yes honey it's from cardi b yes oh my goodness chloe is so pretty thank you so much this is so pretty it It breaks my heart, that video. But it's a lovely thing to do. Yeah, that's so sweet. You would never think that Cardi B was going to send you a wig. No matter what you'd been through, you'd never go, I hope

Cardi B is listening. Yeah, right? It's like, where did you get that wig from? Oh, Cardi B. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, who knows a lot about weaves, weirdly. There's going to be rumours coming out, Dean, that you're rocking a weave very shortly.

Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Bree. Secret Sound is not an automated hand sanitiser machine, but if you think you know what it is, you can have a guess in one hour at five o'clock. That's it. That's the Secret Sound.

I'm very lucky. I've got two very loving parents, mum and a dad. And something that I've just started to realise might be a little bit weird that especially my mum does. Right. Because I'm 31 this year and I went to a party in the weekend

and now my mum doesn't live with me but I live in her apartment so So she's like my landlord. So she's there like all the time anyway. So basically my flatmate. You're getting cheap rent by. I'm getting cheap rent and my mum and my dad are my flatmates. But you're in Christchurch. I'm in Christchurch and they live in Fairleigh.

Right. Okay. But she's just like, she'll pop up every weekend. I'm like, mum, give me 48 hours notice. You're the landlord. But so I went to a party in the weekend and mum was sort of like texting me and like, how's it going?

And I'm like, it's good, mum. She's like, you know, when do you think you'll be home? And I'm like, well, I'm 30, so I'll just come home when I want to. And then I was like, okay, I'll be home soon. And I just realised how often mum will wait up for me. Like she'll wait until I get home just to check that I'm home okay.

Or she'll want to hear all about it. So I'll like walk through the door at like 1am or 2am and she'll be like hi! And I'll be like mum go to sleep. She'll just be like are you all good? Just wanted to check you're okay. I get it if she's there staying in the apartment with you. Like if she's visiting. Does she do it even when

she's not there? So sometimes she'll text me and be like are you home yet? When I used to live up here in Auckland and I had like a big event. when she's not there. So sometimes she'll text me and be like, are you home yet? Wow. If I'm at like an event, like when I used to live up here in Auckland and I had like a big event, she'll be like,

can you just text me as soon as you get home? And I'll be like, yeah, absolutely. And so it'll be like 12.31 and she'll be like, are you home yet? Are you home yet? Yeah. And then I'll just be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll get home at like four.

Do you ever lie? Yeah. Do you lie when you're actually still up? Do you always remember to text your mum back? Because I know parents worry. So do you make sure that if your mum texts you, you always reply? Yeah, absolutely. And because if she doesn't, she'll start texting my friends

and she'll be like, have you heard from Caitlin? Like I'm very lucky. She's a loving mum. As a dad with a daughter, I can't imagine anything worse than her going out by herself. Even if she is 30, I think I would always worry. So I kind of, since having a kid, I kind of get it. Right.

But in saying that, if mum was texting me from Pukakoa going, hey, you home yet? I'm like, mum, it's 8.30 and I've got a kid. Of course I'm home. She doesn't need to check on me anymore. I don't do anything. Yeah, right. Yours is very cute though.

Yeah, I think just because like, yeah, I'm a girl and... Well, I thought it was a girl thing until producer Ben piped up and said that he has a similar situation. Ben, do your parents still check in on you? They don't check in on me as such, but I fly to Christchurch every now and then. And let's just say I land at 10.30, 11pm. And they'll be up like awake and ready to chat about everything.

I'm like, guys, I'm really tired. They're like, no, we want to hear about everything. We'll be waiting for you. Yeah, but that's because they miss you. Yeah. That's because they miss you. And they go, and I'm like, Dan, do you want a beer? Mum's like, I'll make you something.

What do you need? I was like, it's like midnight. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it is nice. It is very nice. But is it like a parent thing that they can't sleep

until they know that you're like okay? Totally. Mum just needs to know where we are. But she doesn't treat my brother the same. She does not. That's why I was wondering if it's a girl thing. And Ben's thing's not actually quite the same. Yeah.

That's different. So if you go out for a big night, do you get a text from mum or dad seeing if you got home safe? Oh, nah, because they're in Christchurch and I'm up here. Yeah. Nah. But if I was in Christchurch, they probably would. Mum would have a tracker on me, I swear.

She's got one of those tiles on your key ring. Yeah, it's just like tracking to see where I am. Right, maybe it is a girl thing. Maybe parents are more protective of their girls in that situation. Well, maybe she just doesn't trust me that I won't get into trouble. I don't know. Let's find out. Let's put it out there and ask.

How old are you and do your parents still wait up for you to get home? Whether you live with them or not. Obviously if you live with them, they might just want to check. But also they need to sleep. Go to bed. You want them to stop worrying about you. But at the same time it's lovely. It is nice.

So let's ask the question. Does either of your parents still wait up for you? Yeah. And how old are you? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 as well. Brie and Clint. Caitlin is currently on the verge of tears reading text messages from people whose parents still wait up for them when they go out.

It's just like, aren't we so lucky having these beautiful parents? And even in the text from grandparents that, you know, someone's got a 91-year-old grandmother that says that you have to call her when you get home so that even it will wake her up but she just wants to know you got home safe. That's adorable. It is very sweet and if you

still have your parents around and they're willing to do that for you, you are very lucky. So let's talk to some people. Hey, Brooke. Hi, how are you? So your parents still wait up for you. You are very lucky. So let's talk to some people. Hey, Brooke. Hi, how are you? Good. So your parents still wait up for you? Yeah, my mum. So every time she knows that we're going away for the weekend,

she's always expecting a text and just making sure, checking in that we're all right, made it there safely. How old are you? I'm 27. Yeah, right. Good. And do you make sure you always text your mum back? Yeah, see, I'm

about the only one who feels bad enough to make sure that I get on and send a message as soon as I get there. Good girl. They deserve that. Yeah, definitely. And she's also got us four kids on Snapchat Maps, so if we forget to text, then she makes sure she goes on

and double-checks it. My mum's on Snapchat too, and I love Snapchat Maps. So if we forget to text, then she makes sure she goes on and double-checks it. Good, good. My mum's on Snapchat too, and I love parents who are willing to get their head around things like Snapchat and get involved, because that's where, you know, that's where... You can keep track, because that's like Instagram. Like, if you haven't put up an Instagram story, then mum's like, oh man, what's going on? Mum's got Instagram. Mum's on the gram. Victoria's here.

Hey, Victoria. Hey, how's it going? Good. Do your parents still wait up for you when you go out? Yeah, so I'm 31, and if my mum knows that I'm going out to town or a party or even travelling, she will still ask me to text her when I get home, even if it's 4 o'clock in the morning. How much trouble are you in if you don't text?

I get three missed calls usually. I actually am starting to realise, like our poor parents are just sitting there and they're like, they haven't texted me, they haven't. And you know that feeling when you're waiting for a message how long time goes for? Yes. So for you, out into clubs, an hour and a half passes like nothing. But for mum,

she's walked around the house 19 times. And she's fought the urge to around the house 19 times. Oh, God. And she's fought the urge to message you about 15 times as well. Yeah. Just pick up the phone, put down the phone. Pick up the phone, put down the phone. Yeah, she's like, she's allowed to live her life. Yeah.

The funny thing is that when I want to text her to see where she's at, she doesn't pick up. Not my phone. It's like, what could she possibly be doing? It's like, do as I say, not as I do. Tony's here. Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good. How old are you, Tony? 34. 34. Okay, and your mum still waits up for you when you go out? No, my old man, every time we leave his place from visiting, it's always make sure we text when we get home,

and if we go out when we're staying, he'll stay up until we get home. Wow. It's funny, eh? The trip home from your parents' place is no more dangerous than any other car ride. Yeah. But you always feel the urge to let them know that you made it safely, eh? Yeah. It's weird.

He makes a point of telling us before we leave to text them when we get home so he knows we got home safe. Yeah. Like, imagine if you had to text your parents every time you drove to work. You're like, made it to work safe, Mum. I pretty much have to do that with my mum. Right, right, okay. Finally, Taj.

Hey, Taj. Hi, how are you? Good. Your parents still wait up for you? Yeah, well, they will message me. I'm 40 years old and we're with a family of three. Yeah. And I will still get the messages, you know, if I'm going out,

you know, what time you you going to be home, have a good night kind of thing. But even so much so, the micro-managing that I get is they're now dictating where I can buy my third home. Oh, right, because they want you to buy one closer to them? No, no, no, because they're in a completely different... I think for them it's more about the, you know, you're going to get your money back

if you go by there and... Oh, I see that. You want to go... They're very, very involved. Yeah. It might feel like micromanaging, but do you also feel lucky? Like your parents are interested?

Like, do you feel... Or is it just... Yeah, yeah, there is that side of it, but sometimes it's just like, you know, I'm 40, leave me alone. Let me live my life. Let me live my life. Yeah, thanks, guys.

I love this text that we got from a girl that went out for dinner with her dad and he Ubered home early and then he asked her to text him when she got home. But she got home and just jumped in the shower and forgot to text him. She had six missed calls and a voicemail saying that he was running to her house to check that she got home safe. Oh, no. How bad would you feel? You've got to reply to your parents, guys.

Let's all do it, okay? I can picture Dad running down the road as well. Like actually screaming down the road. Where's Dad's car? He probably had a few beers. He was faster on his thing. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,

a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it.

Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. I was down in Christchurch over the weekend for the Urban Polo and I think I had an experience where I now can relate to my wife better

I think something that happened to me over the weekend has given her given me a deeper understanding of what life's like for her Right, okay So my I needed a plus one

didn't want to go alone you know never want to go alone Like anxiety like social anxiety? Well I just didn't want to be alone. You know, I never want to go alone. Like social anxiety? Well, I just didn't want to be that guy who rocks up to the party. I'm like, hey, you guys. I don't want to go and talk to strangers. Oh, but that's the business where you have the most fun.

But I get it. But you need a wingman. Oh, okay. You need a wingman because you're happily married. No, for fun. For fun. Someone to hang out with. Anyway, I got my best friend Adam to come.

And he lives in Ashburton So he drove over Yeah To Christchurch And he's like Cool Dad's on the piss Going for a big night out

Dad's on tour Yeah dad's on tour And he goes Hey man I'm gonna drive over from Ashburton Can't wait Do you think I can Share your hotel room with you

I'll sleep on the couch And I said Nah man I'll sort you And I called the hotel Before I checked in I was like Hey

I'm gonna need an extra bed In the room Right My in I was like hey I'm going to need an extra bed in the room right my mate's coming dad's on tour can I get an extra bed and they said no problems we'll make it up as a twin share

get there really nice hotel room yeah super nice yeah turns out there was quite a good couch that he could have slept on yeah

by the by I was like nah that's fine I've sorted this turned to the beds they've taken the double bed yeah and they've split it into two single beds. Yeah.

Really close together. Remember the beds that Bert and Ernie used to sleep in on Sesame Street? Oh, okay, yeah. It was a full Bert and Ernie situation. Cute. Which is fun. Yeah. As a friend, I never see them anymore.

You can high five them when you go to sleep. Yeah, we can turn off our lights, synchronise and be like. Night, dude. Night, man. Good night, sleep. Night, brother. Anyway, we go to bed at the end of the night and I wake up in the middle of the night because I can feel like a presence.

I can feel someone really close. And in his sleep, he sort of migrated. I'd say he's taking up 25% of my bed. How? The singles were very close together. And they're on wheels and there's some, I don't know if there was wriggling or if there was another minor earthquake or whatever.

Did he push his bed close to you? I don't know. But I woke up and his arm was draped onto my side of the bed and we were face to face. Like face to face. You know when you wake up next to somebody and you both kind of wake up at the same time and you stare into each other's eyes?

It was like that. Except he didn't wake up because he was snoring his head off. And that's the bit that I think I can relate to Lucy about more. Are you a snorer? Only after a few beers. And that's the situation

we had on the weekend. A few beers. Yeah. And then he's... Does he have a partner? No, not currently. Oh, because I was going to say maybe he thought it was them.

Oh. And he was like, I just want a little cuddle. Just cuddle in. Maybe. Because girls quite frequently, like I always sleep in the same bed as my friends.

Yes. And sometimes we do have a little spoon just because they think it's like I'm their boyfriend or whatever. I'm not concerned about the proximity. I think it was, if anything, quite comforting. Well, we've known each other forever. So it's not even a thing. But the snoring bit is what got me. Do you ever wake up to any of your friends snoring?

Or have you ever woken up to a guy snoring? Yes. How do you deal with it? No, well, you can't. So with my ex, I had to wait. Like, I had to be like, I have to go to sleep first. You're not allowed to go to sleep before me. Because once I'm asleep, then I'm fine.

Right. But I can't. I'll just get so angry if I'm lying there and they're snoring. I'll be like, get out. You can't think of anything else, right? It's all you can hear. It's all you can hear. And like, cause I can actually hear my dad snoring from like my other room if I'm living

with him. I'm like. And do you think your mum has managed to tune it out? Like over the years she managed to tune it out? I'm just, she has very good earplugs, I'm sure. I couldn't tune it out. So I did what my wife does to me. I kicked him.

Aww. And he goes. Didn't wake up. Turns over. Turns over. And bada bing, bada boom, you're good to go. Because all you've got to do if someone's snoring is get them onto their side and give them a good kick right down there.

Aww. It was okay. Did he wake up and was like, why did you kick me in the night, man? No, he had no idea. I was like, hey, did you know I woke up, you were in my bed and snoring and I kicked you? And he goes, no, bro, I didn't have any idea. Caitlin's hair filling in. I don't say this lightly because I have a huge amount of respect for our boys and girls in blue.

But the police have set a blatant thirst trap on their social media and they need to be caught, okay? What they've done is very clearly, like it's blatant, it's brazen. I so appreciate it. Well done. Caitlin, please describe the latest post on Facebook and Instagram from the official New Zealand police account. So they have put up a picture of a police officer who is very attractive. Do you want me to describe him?

He's just an attractive guy. He's a very attractive guy with a beautiful, what kind of dog? It's a German Shepherd. Oh, German Shepherd. Beautiful German Shepherd dog. And they're just staring at the camera and they're just having a good time. He's just squinting, which is really hot. Yep.

He's smizing. The police officer in the photo is smizing. He is smizing. But the thing that they've written is mid-shift selfies, hashtag Friday floof. But it's like, why did you put this up? It's had 25,000 likes, 7.8 thousand comments and 649 shares. They've hit the combo. They've got a hot cop and a dog in the same photo.

And this, I believe, is on track to be the biggest post the police have ever put up there. I think so. Bigger than security announcements, bigger than anything else. Well, my favourite is the comments. Now, I've gone through and I've found the best comments. Erin wrote, I suddenly feel the urge to commit a crime. Trevlyn said, I stole my friend's care bear eraser from her pencil case when she wasn't looking in grade five.

I'm a criminal on the loose since 1984. Turning myself in, please arrest me. Cherie said, can we pre-order cops when there's an emergency? Asking for a friend. Yeah, right. And Sandra, I'd just like to say that Sandra's a grandmother. I've stalked her Facebook. Okay. And Sandra said, he looks hot in that uniform. Mind you, if I was on him, I'd feel hot too. Sandra. Sandra's a grandmother. Sandra. But one of my favourites was, okay, come on New Zealand police. These kind of posts are going to incite crime. Not very responsible.

Having said that, can you please inform both officers in the pick above that I will be committing a minor crime in one hour. Yeah. Or PM my location. Since the post went live, there has been a extreme spike in female led crime in New Zealand. It's out of control. I just, yeah, again, just want to know like, is it single? Anastasia, can you please

share the hot cop to our I'm going to stop, actually I'm going to stop objectifying him like that. Can you please share the police officer with the dog to our Instagram story? We're not saying bad things. Can I put the flame rating?

You know, like the how hot or is that too inappropriate? Look, you're the social media. Perfect. Leave it with me. Leave it with you. Okay, great. I think he will appreciate that people are really appreciating his look. I want to know who reached out to him and said,

hey man, you're this week's selfie guy. You're the guy. And if you could get that dog in there as well, that'd be great. We've just started appreciating you and your looks. You know, you do a great job in the police. And they all do a great job. They do, they do. But thank you for sharing that with us.

New Zealand has had its very own version of Snakes on a Plane. They do, they do. But thank you for sharing that with us. Good day, Mama. Brie and Clint. New Zealand has had its very own version of Snakes on a Plane. Enough is enough! I have had it with these m****** snakes on this m****** plane! Everybody strap in! Very careful censoring there, Ben. I haven't actually seen that movie. Have you not?

Nah. It's terrible, but it's a classic. Because it's, like, scary. Yeah, but it's a classic. Because it's like scary. Yeah, but it's so cheesy. Like, it's worth watching. Who puts the snakes on the plane? The mother effers, I think. Anyway, anyway, anyway.

Okay. New Zealand's had their own version of that. With a snake? Well, close. Our version of a snake. We don't have any snakes. Worms. No, not worms.

Air New Zealand have had an unplanned for passenger on board and someone found a wetter on the plane. Whoa, is that a leg? Is it like doing the can-can? He's crawling over the safety brochure, the one that shows you where the exits are. He's a big wetter. He's pretty big, yeah. I mean, all wetters are fairly big.

It's not a giant wetter, but all wetters are pretty giant to me. They make the annoying noises, though. No, that's a cicada. Wetters are a national treasure. So it's not like if you found like a, I don't know, what bugs do we hate, flies on a plane and you go, ugh, squash it. You can't squash this, especially if you're in New Zealand, you know.

Yeah. They're conservationists. But what do they do for the environment? Wetters. The part of it? I don't know. They're dinosaurs. They've been around for millions of years. The Air New Zealand safety video is literally them rescuing

a Taka hare and returning it to the wild. They couldn't then go, I'll deal with it. You know? So Air New Zealand have commented and said that wetas are exempt from face masks on board. So that's why he's not wearing a mask. Good. Funny.

They also said that when the plane reached its destination, I think it was flying to Wellington, the weta was put in a sick bag and then relocated to the wild. Oh, that's so nice. Kind of. But wouldn't it be nice to return it to where, like... Because it's family, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, my God.

This wetter's going to get out. Where is he going to stay? He's not going to know where he is. Where is he actually going to live? Yeah. Who will, like, do wetters have Airbnb? Like, can he call on someone? It'd be like when Dorothy landed in the Wizard of Oz after the storm.

He'd be like, what the actual F? Where am I? Imagine how confused he was. He's never been to Wellington before. It'd be so windy. You know what? The airport is near in Wellington. Weta Workshop.

Imagine he goes there and he's like, well, maybe he'd be happy. He would be. He's like, I found my people. But he'll be like, wow, you can't beat Wellington on a good day. Like he won't know any of those jokes. Poor Weta. Anyway, we've got one. Enough is enough.

I have had it with these m******. Wetas. On this m****** play. Everybody strap in. Speaking of Weta Workshop, there's a movie in that somewhere. Bree and Clint. I was saying before that someone received something they didn't want in a package of food that they got delivered to them.

I just want to preface that this happened in the UK. It didn't happen here in New Zealand. Okay. But because we don't know how this thing got in there, and it's yuck, by the way, we're not going to say the name of the company. No, we're not. But say the name of the company. No, we're not. But it's a meal subscription thing.

You know, they send the ingredients and you make them yourself. It's one of those. And it's in the news, so you'll probably just see it. Yeah, you'll see it. I just want to start the story by the tweet. Like, I'm going to read out the tweet that this guy wrote. Yeah, go for it, yeah. It said, hey, at

company. I'll keep it simple. Why have I received someone's bottle of piss as part of my order? Oh, no. So in his food delivery box, he received a Coke bottle

filled with wheeze. I'm looking at a picture of it because he added a picture to the tweet. Yeah. It's like a 600ml Coke bottle and it's full to the brim. It's full to the brim, yeah. And the person who filled it,

quite dehydrated, I'm going to say. Oh, it's quite yellow. Yeah, it's very yellow. Yeah. Which is gross, by the way. I read that he, because they're like, well, it could be anything.

No, he smelled it. Yeah, he sniffed it. He did. He gave it a sniff. And then he said, look, this is not could be your new thing. No, he smelt it. Yeah, he sniffed it. He did. He gave it a sniff. And then he said, look, this is not a joke. I wish it was. But this is quite horrifying. Do you know what, though?

I'm worried that it was like a delivery driver. They couldn't pee anywhere. And you have to do it in a bottle. You're lucky because you've got penises and you can pop it in there. For girls, that's not an option. But maybe he just chucked the bottle in the back or slipped into that and it fell

inside the bottle. Well, that's his issue, chucking it in the back with the packages. Put it in your drinks holder so you don't forget about it. What if he forgets and drinks it? I mean, let's actually go in with thinking that humans are good, you know, let's actually go in with thinking that humans are good, you know?

Oh yeah, I think this is a terrible mistake. I don't think someone's maliciously gone, David from Worcestershire gets you, Ryan, this week. The other scary bit is if you've ever signed up to one of these services, every now and then they put in like a little surprise and delight. They're like, hey, here's a new

ginger beer that's just been released. And it's very exciting. And you're like, oh, I'd love to try this. I feel like such a VIP. Yum, love it. Imagine if you were, I don't know if this would ever happen, but imagine if you didn't have the foresight and you're like, oh my God, yellow Coke.

It's a new type of Coke. Oh my God. Imagine if you'd opened it and, oh no, that's too yuck to think about. That's too gross. But you know. Yeah, I know. Also, you don't eat the box that week, right? You don't eat the food from the box. Oh, true.

You don't, right? Really? I probably would have. You don't want to waste food. No, but I think you're going to get a refund. Absolutely. I mean, he tweeted it and it went viral. He's definitely getting a refund. They're looking into it. Probably like free food for a year at least, I'd say.

Yeah, I hope so. But I wanted to know if this had happened to someone and whether or not they received something in their food. I mean, so you go out to a restaurant. There's a pube. You know, it happens. I mean, not that often. They're so distinguishable.

Pupes, exactly. In short. Did you receive something That was a little bit surprising What did you find in your food I'm just opening it up because I love hearing these stories And did you send it back Or are you like me and would just be like

Too embarrassed for confrontation And just like keep eating it Or like this guy did you send it back and get a lifetime supply of it Were they like we're so sorry You are going to get Coco Pops for the rest of your life? It's like on Friends when Phoebe found the thumb in the tin of lemonade. Did you find a thumb and did you get $1,000?

Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. We want to know, what did you find in your food? Yeah. That shouldn't have been there. No, yeah. Bree and Clint with Caitlin. Get up, get down.

Bree and Clint. No, yeah. Brie and Clint with Caitlin. Bucket up, bucket down. Brie and Clint. Speaking of golden. Someone's found a bottle of wheeze in their groceries. I actually just checked the time because I was like, I really hope no one's eating because some of the stuff's pretty gross because we asked, what have you found in your food? Yeah. Someone in the UK got their meal delivery for the week.

Like their box of food that you cook. Yeah. From a company that we're not naming. And it had a Coke bottle full to the brim with wheeze inside it. It had a lid on it so the wheeze didn't go throughout the food. No. But they had to be like, is this wheeze? And they gave it a sniff and it was wheeze.

That's the grossest bit for me. That they sniffed it? That they sniffed it. Because, no, you're right. Like, what if someone was like, oh, wow, it's just this cool new Coca-Cola. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. Anyway, hopefully you're smarter than that. And when you found something in your food, you were proactive and you got on it straight away.

And you told them. And did you get something out of it as well? Let's talk to Isabella. Hi, Isabella. Hi. Hi. What did you find something out of it as well? Let's talk to Isabella. Hi, Isabella. Hi. Hi. What did you find in your food? I didn't find anything, thankfully,

but my grandma actually found a maggot in her chocolate. Oh. In your chocolate? I've had this too. I've had this too. Someone bought me a fancy box of chocolates. Yeah, quite a fancy. Yeah.

And she bit into it and it had maggots in it. It was really fun. It was the ones I had had the gooey centre in them and they were in a tray. Because when you buy chocolates or you get given chocolates, I don't know about you, but I don't instinctively check the expiry date. Yeah.

No. These were expired. Did your nana get anything out of it other than maggots? No, I kind of wish we got like endless chocolates, but we didn't, unfortunately. I don't think she took it back. It's a catch-22, right, though, because you don't really want to eat those chocolates ever again.

No, definitely not. But what are maggots doing in chocolates? They can have meat and stuff. Like, don't get into the chocolates. I think it means that flies got on them and laid their eggs. I know. At some stage, which is even grosser. Okay, thank you, Isabella.

Let's talk to Marianne. Hey, Marianne. Hi. What did you find in your food? Oh, it wasn't me. It was my ex-husband, my husband at the time. He was eating a burger from a fast food place and found a blowfly in his meat patty.

Oh. Those are the big ones, eh? Yeah, the big suckers. Yeah, it was pretty yuck. Stupid question, was it dead? Yeah, yeah, it was dead. Was it cooked in? Was it like fried into the patty?

Yeah. Yeah, it was in the patty. You could definitely miss that, eh? Yeah. You could be eating. No one checks the patty. And bite into it. Yeah.

Marianne, level with us. You could definitely miss that, eh? You could be eating and bite into it. Yeah. Marianne, level with us. You said ex-husband. Any chance you put it in there? Nah, I didn't cook the patty. I don't know. Hey, you are a dick. I'm going to put a fly in your back. Well, I don't know. It seems like a pretty nice kind of revenge. You don't know why they

broke up. It's a nice revenge. It's like when you hear that someone dipped their partner's toilet brush in the toilet, the first thing you ask is, well, what did they do to deserve it? Yeah. You know? So we weren't broke enough at the time.

Yeah, I know. But I don't know what stage of your relationship was. Okay, we believe you, Mary-Anne. You didn't do it. Did he get anything from it? He took it back and they just gave him a replacement burger. Yeah, that's a bit lame, isn't it? He took it back and they just gave him a replacement burger. Yeah, that's a bit

lame, isn't it? Let's talk to Kate. Hey, Kate. Hi. Hi. What did you find in your food? Okay, so I bit into some pizza that I got from a fast food place and almost just the side where I bit was

chewing gum. Oh, there was, oh. I almost bit it. Did it go, did it go into your mouth? No,

thank God. But when I, yeah, when I took it out, I was like, oh, what is that? And then saw the chewing gum.

Okay, what did you get for chewing gum in your pizza? I did ring them up and, because it was, I picked it up and I wasn't going to go back there

and get it to get free pizza. They offered me free pizza and I wasn't going to go back there and get it to get free pizza. They offered me free pizza. I made them come to my house. I didn't get it while my husband did. I've got a theory that they don't offer you much because they don't want it to catch on. They don't want it to become a trend because otherwise

if there's a story in the Herald where it goes a woman gets five grand for chewing gum in her pizza you'll have all these copycat crimes out there so I've got a theory that they play it down they're like

oh it's chill it's chill don't worry about it free pizza you've ruined pizza for the rest of my life give me something in return

I almost didn't go back but I do like that pizza it's pizza yeah fair enough thanks Kate very good Brie and Clint

this is my birthday it's my birthday Brie and Clint It's my birthday It's my birthday Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger Okay Birthday Banger time Where we figure out Number one song

On your 16th birthday And then we play The best one out in full Caitlin's got her head Around how it works now Because you're covering Brie And Brie's the Birthday Banger master

She is I think I'm Doing okay Yeah With it Yeah We're getting there We're still afloat So we're good and Bree's the birthday banger master. She is. I think I'm doing okay with it. Yeah, we're still afloat, so we're good. Let's go to Mallory first. Hey, Mallory. Hello. Welcome to the show.

Good to have you on for birthday banger. Thanks. What's your birthday? November 16th, 1984. Okay, so Mallory, on the 16th of November in 2000, you were 16 and this was your birthday banger. Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?

And a banger it is. Yeah, right. The Baja Men and Who Let the Dogs Out. Look, it's novelty, but do you like it? Well, it's currently my two sons' favourite song, so I do hear it a lot. Wow, what are the chances?

Yeah. They'll be stoked if you win, right? Yeah, they will. What's their names, Mallory? Ian and Toby. Ian and Toby. Okay, wait there. Let's go to Rosie.

Hi, Rosie. Hi. Hi, Rosie. What's your birthday? March the 18th, 99. Okay, your birthday? March the 18th, 99. Okay. So, Rosie, on the 18th of March in 2015, you were 16, and this was your birthday banger.

I'm four, five seconds from wildin' And we got three more days Kanye West, Rihanna, and Sir Paul McCartney. That's a goodie. Yeah, that's a tune. That's like a definite cry on your birthday, though. It's a bit of a cry on your birthday. Okay, wait there.

It's a contender. We'll get one more birthday banger on for Kim. Hey, Kim. Hello. Hey, Kim. What's your birthday? 20th of October, 1995. Okay, so Kim, on the 20th of October,

it was 2011, you were 16, and this is what you were rocking out to. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Oh, man. I used to know. Gautier and Kimbra, this song traumatised a lot of people for a long time. Why? Well, you remember it got played so much.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we were like, Kimbra, she's from us. Ah, yeah, she's New Zealand. Yeah, she was like, yeah. Because we were like, Kimbra, she's from us. Yeah, she's New Zealand. Yeah, she was like the original Lord. We were like, she's a Kiwi. She's a Kiwi. She's from Hamilton.

Do you like your birthday banger, Kim? It's okay. Oh, my God, your name is Kim. Kimbra, and your name is Kim. Wow, there's so many coincidences today, Clint. Are you from Hamilton? No, Christchurch. Ah, bugger.

Great city. Great city. Great city. I kind of don't want to let down Ian and Toby. But then I really, really like Rosie's. Yeah, Rosie's is great too. Look, if you're going

for credibility, then you go for Rosie. Yeah. Because it's cool. Because it's cool. But are we trying to be cool? Well, I don't know. We tried to be cool once, it didn't work. Yeah are we trying to be cool? Well, I don't know. We tried to be cool once. It didn't work. Yeah, we tried to be cool

that time we played Robin. And then people, yeah, and then people will be like, what radio station are you listening to? And it's like, who let the dogs out? Let's do it. Are Ian and Toby listening to the radio at the moment? I've just texted my husband to turn it on for them. Perfect. You win. Okay, you have to. You win.

Okay, you win. You win. Congratulations. You're a birthday-bagging champion. Thank you. No worries. Brent and Clint with Caitlin. Here's the Baja Men. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Well, the party was nice, the party was bumpin' Hey-ya, give me a low And everybody hoppin' up, oh Oh, oh, give me a low I tell the fellas, stop the name-callin' Give me a low And the girls respond to the call I hear a boy shout out Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? I see the dance people had a ball Cause Billy Pond is in town Get back, Buffy, boss Buffy, get back, you playin' fast in my world I tell myself I'm an old and angry So where the cows callin' them canine? Outro Music Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out? Say, my doggy is nothing if he don't have a bone Oh, doggy, hold your bone Oh, doggy, hold it My doggy is nothing if he don't have a bone Oh, doggy, hold your bone Oh, doggy, hold your phone Oh, doggy, hold your phone Well, it's very hot, my dog The party is on

I gotta get my girl, cause my mind is gone Do you see the waves coming from my eye? I'm walking through the streets, the digital man is breaking the down Me and my white socks, short-tailed and can't see color Any color will do I think I knew that's why they call me Pitbull Cause I'm the man of the land when they see me just say Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out? Set in Brian Clint with Caitlin. That's for Ian and Toby. We're really hoping that Mallory said her sons, Ian and Toby, and Ian and Toby are dogs, because that would be great. That would be even cuter. Dogs are sons and daughters. They're at home loving their favorite song.

Baja Men, by the way, not a one-hit wonder. This is their other song. And you know it. Trust me, you know it. It's this one. Move it, man. Is this the one that King Julian sings on Madagascar? No, that's I Like to Move It, Move It, isn't it? Yeah. Brie and Clint. Marital issues.

I've got some Oh dear Like all good radio hosts I've decided to bring them to the airwaves To try and solve Does she know you're talking about this? No Right

No But she's busy She is She's got the kids Bath and bedtime Yes Kid, there's only one I know, well the one inside of her

Oh yeah, she's got that one too That's a great point Honey, if you're listening That's absolutely right. You have a lot on your plate. My wife doesn't approve of the Wi-Fi name that I set up for our house.

Oh God, okay. Can I guess that it was either a dad joke or it was dirty? I don't think it was either. I don't think it was either. I don't think it was either. I'll just give you, I'll just table her evidence first of why she thinks it should change. Because at first I was like, what do you care?

Evidence number one, when people come over, she has to give them the Wi-Fi code. Evidence number two, the guy came around to set up Sky at our house the other day and he had to log the Sky box in and she had to say it out loud and she felt uncomfortable. Evidence number three, she just hates it and she wants it gone so that's fine i hear you and i'm gonna do it i just think that the name that i gave our wi-fi network because i could have left it as tcp 41845115 capital t459 but i didn't i personalized it to us okay and um for the record we have two cats that live in our house. Yes. So I thought, well, it's a special name for our Wi-Fi network. So the name of the Wi-Fi at our house is Pussy Palace.

Ben likes it. Ben thinks it's good. I remember, I think I was cat sitting I was like What's your wifi Of course it is Great name Yeah because there's

Two cats that live there Pussy Palace Yeah exactly right For our cat Ziggy and Bowie Because that's their palace Yeah That's where they live

Of course Lucy is embarrassed Hey um Excuse me ma'am I'm just coming up To set up this sky for you Can you please just let me know What your internet password is or whatever. Pussy Palace. Yes, it's

Pussy Palace. So, like I said, it's being changed. It's not a conversation about whether I should change it or not. But I would like some advice on what it could be changed to. No, you don't need advice. We're going to tell you what it's going to be called.

It's going to be called Clint's House. Clint and Lucy's House. Clint, not Clint House. And Clint's going to be written in capitals. No! And the L and the I look like they joined together to make you. I love it, Caitlin. That's a great idea.

That's what we're going to go with. It's going to be called Lucy's Wi-Fi. That's it. Play. ZDM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3. Yeah, that's what we're going to go with. It's going to be called Lucy's Wi-Fi. That's it.