ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd February 2023

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Yo, what up everybody? Welcome to the Brilliant Clip Podcast. Whoa. What has happened to this show since I've been away? Honestly. We're in a street cred now. What is this? Yeah. We're going to street cred now. I don't know. What is this? Yeah.

Are we in a war? Turn it down. Turn it off. Oh, you said down. Bree, I'm glad you're back. Clint's been out of control. Honestly. Well.

Honestly. I have heard. I've gotten texts from listeners. Oh. How did they get your phone number? They text me. Well, they didn't text me sorry they messaged me on instagram saying they're they're turning off right so you've changed your story

already a lot of people actually thought it was just uh clinton the whole time yeah i thought maddie and clint sounded the same there was a bit of that was it yeah i think they thought it was just maddie because every time you spoke they'd be like oh Maddie we did some pretty like not important but serious like breaks especially during the flood stuff where we talked to some people and I would try and say something nice at the end of the interview and I'd really pour my heart out

and say something heartfelt about how we were feeling for them and how the whole country's behind them and we were here to do whatever's needed. And they go, thanks, Maddie, that means a lot. And I just go, go! But there was one person you were talking to when you were being a bit vulgar and she was a bit like, Maddie, how could you?

Oh, so it works both ways then. So does Maddie sound mask or does Clint sound camp? You know which one it is. Yeah, we know. You know. I know. I just wanted to throw it out there. Maddie sounds like

he could be an all black. No. The second one. I wouldn't say that. Oh, do you think he couldn't be an all black? Oh, there's a gay all black now. No, I think Maddie could do

whatever he set his mind to. Yeah. So we're both similar. I think me and Ella sound quite similar. I hear audio from Claudia that she plays and I'm like, oh yeah, I see that. Do you mean Claudio?

You know when you spend enough time with a person you do end up... You start to hate them? Yeah, well that too. But you do start picking up different bits and pieces where you do sound similar. You definitely do. Even Clint and I do it to each other. After hanging out with Clint so much, I just

yell for no reason now. And I kick the door open now. I've always kicked the door open. You didn't kick the door open? Kick in the door with the 4-4. Clint does it. You are very small though, aren't you? Yeah, it doesn't work. She bounces off the door.

It kind of, yeah. It pushes you back. Door's like, it doesn't work. She bounces off the door. It kind of, yeah, it pushes you back. Door's like, fuck out of here. Get out. Get out of here. Do you guys want to know what I achieved today that means absolutely nothing, but it gives me a sense of achievement? What?

I got my apps down to just two pages. Oh, that's so nice. Just two pages. Do you guys want to know how many pages of apps I've got? Yeah, I do actually. Okay. Can you not eat Wonkalicious in the middle of our broadcast, by the way? It's not conducive to... Do you have enough for everyone?

Yeah, do you guys want me some? No, not everybody has Wonkalicious. Okay, you ready? You ready? Yeah. Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh my God, it's still going. Six pages of apps.

I'm going to pick an app at random. No. Yes. And I can either delete it or say what it is. You choose. Okay. But if I delete it, I'm not telling you what app it was. No.

And if I say what it is, then you don't get any say. Do you know how to use an iPhone? Probably not. I don't think there's anything bad on there. I can't remember those six pages. What have you got that app for? What app is it? I'll talk that off, yeah?

Oh, no. Whatever. No. That's probably a reason for it, and I'll get cancelled off yeah Oh no Whatever No That's probably a Reason for it And I'll get cancelled For asking the question Okay I found the app Talk about it

Or delete it Talk about it The Pregnancy Plus app Yeah why do I have that app It's like really far back In my apps too Yeah Oh I know why I have it I know why I have that app? It's like really far back in my apps too. Yeah.

Oh, I know why I have it. I know why I have it. I got it because it was connected to my sister's account so I could follow her journey. Ah, the one that says your baby is the size of a kumquat. Yeah, yeah. And because I... Your baby is the size of a grapefruit. Because it was during COVID, it made me feel more connected.

That was really awesome. I made me feel more connected. It was really helpful. I accept that justification. Now, why have you got the Grindr app? I wish. I thought about downloading it. Just to see what it's about, you know? But I don't want to be a catfish. Okay, my turn.

Oh, you want an app? Yeah. Oh, but you just deleted all of them. No, I didn't delete them. I organized. I've got folders. Okay. Oh, but you just deleted all of them. No, I didn't delete them. I organized. Oh. I got folders. Gotcha.

I hate folders. Same. I'd rather just scroll endlessly. Yeah. Okay. You guys just talk amongst yourselves. So, you come here often? I'm hungry.

I'm sick of talking to you guys. I haven't talked to you guys for three weeks. Yeah, I've been really hungry. What are't talked to you guys for three weeks. I'm really hungry. What are you hungry for? Duck. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm not. It was a joke. Okay. Okay. We've got the ad. Please come back. I didn't know what happened then. I was so, like, focused.

Ella said she was hungry for duck Talk about it or delete it She's a vegan so we were shocked Talk about it Talk about it? Yeah Why do you have the red tube app? She's downloaded this app

The red tube The what? I mean I know it's easier Because they do have all the tabs Can you imagine being a person Who has like a porn app on their phone? Should I look? Is there? Should I look? Is there a red tube? Well, you could have OnlyFans. Is there a red

tube app? What is that? It was like an adult website. Red tube's like a porn hub or a... Okay. Should we check? Yeah, I want to check. I don't want that in my search history. I'm on the work wifi. No, there's not. There's not? What about porn Tube. No, there's not. There's not? What about Pornhub?

No, there's one called Float Tube and X Sexy Video Downloader. That sounds like it's going to get you embarrassed. Download Hub, which looks like it lets you save Pornhub videos to your phone. Okay. That's arguably worse. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, why? Like, are you downloading them for a plane trip?

So you can enjoy them while you're on the plane. Yeah, like, are you downloading them for a plane trip? So you can enjoy them while you're on the plane or the airplane. Yeah, like, why are you downloading them for the plane? Grandma's house doesn't have Wi-Fi. You don't get Wi-Fi down in the basement of your parents' house? Grandma! Grandma!

Where's the Wi-Fi? My teeth, like, feel like they're going to fall out. Grandma, you on Fiverr? Do you guys want it? No, I'm still trying to do no sugar. Really? Are we still on that? It's not going well.

She literally ate it. You had an ice cream sandwich last week. Yeah, but I'm allowing myself things instead of being sugar, sugar, sugar all the time. Sugar, sugar, sugar. I'm like allowing myself treats. I mean, you know like, all the time. Sugar, sugar, sugar. I'm like... Sugar, sugar, sugar. I'm allowing myself treats. I mean, you know, like Baby Bash once said... What? Sugar, sugar, why you get so high?

No way. Is that a Spice Girl? No. Never mind. Because I was going to say that sounded like a Spice Girl song. This song. Do you know this one, Ella?

Sugar, sugar, baby bash. Which Spice Girl did you think it was? Baby. Baby Spice. No. Not it. Do you know this one? No.

You don't. Wait, wait for the chorus. Yeah, wait for the chorus. Oh, I'm doing it. She'll be coming with you. Bye. Sugar, how'd you get so fly? Ice cream sandwich. Sugar, how'd you get so fly Ice cream sandwich

Sugar how'd you get so fly Wonka-licious Sugar how'd you get so fly Natural sugars Enjoy the podcast everybody We'll see you back tomorrow Bye Oh, I think I'm red. Clint's got a vein.

Clint's about to shit. Yes! Winner! Get it! I feel like... I thought I had that for sure. You need to go get your prostate checked. Welcome back, Bree. How the hell did you lot get in here?

Well, I... Did you leave the door open again? I signed a contract and then... Not you. Me? Not me? Not you. The people listening to this show. Did you leave the cat flap open again?

I told you to set the cat flap so the cat can go out, but people can't come in. You know, it's always been a dream of mine... To squeeze through a cat flap? Yes. Yeah, to get locked out and to be able to squeeze through a cat flap? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, to get locked out and to be able to squeeze through a cat flap.

They make some pretty big dog ones. Not to call you big or compare you to a dog. Are you calling me a dog? I'm just saying. Are you saying I'm more like a dog than like a Persian pussy? I'm just saying

that today on the show there's a high chance we give away a lot of money. Whoa, Swift change. This is going to rock your world. I don't know if you've realised this. I'm going to make a prediction, not a guarantee, but a prediction that we give

away minimum $3,000 on the show today. That's pretty decent. There's $1,000 up for grabs with two degrees. There's $1,000 up for grabs with the $50k cash combo. And there's $1,000 up for grabs with Treasure Island fans versus faves. We could give away three grand. Plus we're playing What's the Plot today for like, I don't know,

$250 as well. That's also good. Are we the most cashed up show on radio? I think we might be. We'd be close. Yep. More money than... So...

Than... Than content. So if you like money, keep listening. Speaking of money, we'll start with 50. Get the ball rolling. Tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The ladies took the lead yesterday only by one win. They're on 14. They took the lead back. They took the lead back, yes. They took the lead back. And the tradies are sitting on 13 wins for the year.

It's what they describe in the sporting world as a ding-dong battle. It's going back and forth. Back and forth. A bit of back and a bit of forth. And a bit of back and a bit of forth. The dings are ahead and the dongs want to take over. So let's go to a ding first. She's from Auckland. She's 24 and she's a vet nurse. Welcome to the show, Christy. G'day, Christy.

Hi. What's your favourite type of animal to deal with? Oh, definitely a dog. Yes, girl. No, you meant to say you don't have favourites, aren't you? That's not like parenting. You meant to say, oh, I could never choose. They're not her animals.

She's allowed to choose. No, I know. But now I feel like she gives the dogs special treatment. Yeah. They all get the best. There you go. Okay. She's like, yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Yeah. Screw your cat. Let's meet our dong. He's 39. He's from Auckland. And he's half Scottish, half Kiwi. Welcome to the show, John.

Well, hello there, John. G'day, G'day. Can you do us your best Scottish accent? No, I'm absolutely terrible. That's my father. He sounds great. So is Bree. It doesn't stop her.

It doesn't stop me from living the dream, John. I do love a Scotsman. Do you own a kilt? Well, I used to, but it's too small for me now. Okay, fair enough. Hey, hey, John. It's a miniskirt. Let's kick things off.

John, your buzz is tradie. Christy, your buzz is lady. First of three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Ed Sheeran has his own range of hot sauces coming out. Name a type of spicy food.

Lady. Yes, Christy. Sweet chilli? Yep. Yep. It's got chilli in it? Yeah, it's got chilli in it. Yep.

We'll accept that. It's a very mild spice. Kiwi hot. Kiwi hot. Kiwi hot. Question number two, one to the ladies. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Christy. Christy.

Avril Lavigne. Whoa! Recently been rumoured to have broken up with her fiancé and dating Tiger. Tiger the rapper? Yeah. Or the golfer? No, and dating Tiger. Tiger the rapper? Yeah. Or the golfer? No, the rapper.

Oh, the rapper. I should specify. Yeah, the rapper. Everyone would have been in Tiger. Yeah. What a weird couple. I know. That means two to the ladies.

John, you need this one here to stop her. Question number three. Name two companies Elon Musk owns. Trudy. John. Tesla and Twitter. Well done. Nice work, John.

You're on the board. We would have accepted also SpaceX, The Boring Company and Neuralink. Yeah. Yeah. God, he's got so many. Yeah. That's why he was the richest man in the world. He was also the owner of PayPal for a while.

He invented it. Yeah. Question number four. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Who painted the Mona Lisa? Ladies. Yes, Christy, for the win. Mozart?

No, he was more piano focused, I feel. Still a creative from that time. You want to have a stab at it, John? I've seen the Mona Lisa too, I should know this. Give it a guess. Picasso? I mean, not a bad guess. We were looking for Leonardo da Vinci.

Da Vinci, yes. Right, no points there for anyone. Question number five. Which country invented tea? Was it the USA, Japan or China? Trudy. Yes, John. China.

Yeah, well done. It was China. Nice work. We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. Question number six. Sourbread, Mustang and Clydesdale are all types of... Brady.

Yes, John. Horse. Well done, John. Got it. Oh, what a comeback from two down and you picked up the $50 cash. Magic. Awesome. Thank you.

It's a win for the Dongs and it puts us back to 14 points all. See? Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong. Ding dong battle. Bree and Clint. That's Taylor Swift in Lavender Haze. Did you see she's announced New Zealand shows? No. Yeah, no she hasn't.

Oh. What? That's so mean. That's mean. That was, and you know's so mean. That's mean. That was, and you know that was mean. Oh, including everyone that was listening that would have went, wait, what? Sorry, that was a mean joke. I just wanted you to go, really? And then I'd go, no, that's what I wanted.

So. Funny. We'll try again next time. So funny. Who else do you like? I'll try it with them. Who else didn't announce? They only announced an Aussie leg.

Oh. Oh, Charlie XEX. She's only doing Australia. Yeah. Beyonce. Beyonce has hinted at Australia shows maybe or something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I'm not impressed. Come here, man. Yeah, what the hell? Come here, man. Yeah, what the hell? Come here. Hey, have you ever found anything in your car after a long time of it being in there that was a good thing to find? Because I feel like you can find a lot of bad stuff. Yeah, yeah. Remember that time I found, because I put my groceries in the boot of my car? Yeah.

And eight weeks later, I was like, God, my car reeks. What is going on? It's like something died in here. And I went searching and I'd found that an avocado had rolled out of my shopping and had gone down the crack in my boot. And it was unrecognisable. Yeah. They go strange, eh?

Yeah. And not to mention the price of avocados. I was devastated on multiple levels. Remember that time the valet at the airport found your dirty undies in the car? Do you remember that? Why are you bringing that up again? You went to the airport and you're like,

I'll pay to get my car cleaned. And when you came back, they'd found a dirty pair of your knickers and they'd put them on the passenger seat for you. I'd forgotten about that trauma. It sounds so bad without context. I'd put on a pair of skinny jeans on in a hurry and I was on my way to a date or something. And then as I got in the car, I put my hand on my leg

and I was like, what is that inside my jeans? And it was obviously a pair of my dirty underwear from the last time I'd worn them. And I was like, what do I do with these now? And so I put them under my seat and then I forgot about them and the valet found them. Do you go, when you down trout, do you go pants and undies in one fell swoop?

Sometimes, yeah. Really? Like if I'm in a rush and I want to get in the shower or something. Even in skinny jeans? Yep, one full swoop. Jeez, that's smooth. I know. That's fluid.

When I want to get out of those pants quick, I am quite the master. I'm imagining you in the bedroom, you're just like, one movement, top and bottom. Mate, it's like a magic mic show in my bedroom. Anyway, yeah, so I've had a few bad run-ins with this, but a guy by the name of Dion Davies has had a life-changing event where he has found something in his car that was life-changing. Okay. So apparently this guy's from West Wales over in the UK and he stumbled upon a winning lottery ticket that he'd bought six weeks earlier.

Dream situation. What a dream situation. So, and you know what's funny is the only reason he even remembered it or found it is because he took his car to the valet to be cleaned and they told him him please look through the car before before or else we might throw out can't be responsible for anything we throw out that thrown out is winning lotto ticket yeah you want to know how much it was yeah i mean look i'm not going to say it's millions and millions but it's pretty good so apparently

he calls up the place says how much have i won? And they said, you've won 100k. 100 grand. And it was sitting in his car for six weeks. That's better than a rotten avocado and a pair of dirty knickers. I'll take the 100k any day. I reckon I'd go for the 100k too. I'd pay someone 100k to take that trauma away. Isn't that interesting? He has splurged on something because getting your car valeted is pretty la-di-da. It's pretty fancy. It's nice to have, especially in this economy. Yeah.

Just treating yourself. The universe has rewarded him by going, hey, because you were willing to shell out some cash, here's $100,000. Boom. Makes me think I need to get my car valeted. Or check your car for lottery tickets. Yeah.

One or the other. I thought we could ask people, because I mean, I have found some bad stuff in my car valeted. Or check your car for lottery tickets. Yeah. One or the other. I thought we could ask people, because I mean, I have found some bad stuff in my car. Yeah. But what have you found in your car? Good or bad? Good or bad. It could be disgusting.

It could be a big thing of money. It could be something you'd forgotten about for years and years. I talked to someone who found a family of kittens under the bonnet of their car after they'd driven it somewhere. What? Because they crawl up in there stray cats because it's warm in winter and they found some place in the engine bay to hang out and then they've driven

and there's these cats in there. Remember I told you that story when I was working at the car rental company? Yeah. I rented out the van and the guy brought it back like half an hour late and goes, there's something wrong with this van. Yeah. And we opened the bonnet of the van. Dirty knickers. Another pair of my dirty knickers.

No, it was a giant python. It crawled up onto the engine, okay? You're a giant python and you're dirty knickers. In my knickers. Bree and Clint. A guy has found a winning lottery ticket in his car after he bought it six weeks prior, said he totally forgot about it. Yeah.

And he was getting his car cleaned and the valet said, please clean out anything in there that you don't want to be thrown out. Yeah. And he found the lottery ticket was worth 100K. Get the app, man. Get the app.

I don't want to be a lotto ambassador. Like Claudia says, no one ever wins on the app. Yeah, but I, yeah, yeah. Come on. Name the last time you heard someone winning big on the app. Ella, you checked my lotto ticket with me today. Did I or did I not have a win on the app? You did win something.

Yeah. Yeah. Bonus ticket. For lines or something. Epic. For bonus lines. Life changing. I'm just saying the app, you can never lose the app.

Yeah, and you can also never win. I don't know. I have no idea. Bree's a glass half empty. I'm a glass half full kind of gambler. So we want to know what you found in your car this afternoon. And Emma has called up. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Emma, was it something good, bad or disgusting? I mean, it depends how you look at it because I was given a bottle of wine and because I work in the liquor industry, I didn't really think much of it,

but it was my birthday and my friend said, please, this is a really special vintage and I left it in a car and then I was driving and heard something kind of banging underneath the seat and I was like, oh my God, I better take it in, you know, and clean my car and find a wine. And this particular wine was $2,000 bottle of Sandfold Grange.

Did you not know? You're kidding. Did you not know that it was that valuable? Sandfold Grange is quite high demand for the wine and also only so many bottles get to New Zealand every year and I knew it was expensive. You know what those special vintages really

like too? A steaming hot car. They like to sit in a hot car. That's what they say, store it in a steamer. I've got a wine fridge. I have a wine fridge. I know you've got a wine fridge, you know. I have a wine fridge. I know you've got a wine fridge now, but is it in your car? I still haven't opened.

It's in a wine fridge. I got it like three years ago, and I'm just keeping it because I've got like very specific vintages, and it can be off. Who cares? But it's about the label. It's about vintage. Exactly right.

It's about Emma. It's about the taste. It's about the prestige. It's about the. Exactly right. It's about the taste. It's about the prestige. It's about the class. Yeah, exactly. You're a baller, Emma, and I love it. She's like, and it was worth two grand. I left it in my car for four months. I don't care. You're a hoot, Emma. Thank you. Someone text through and they said, a friend of mine

left a bottle of milk in the back of her car. It slid under the front seat and it was left there so long it eventually exploded. They had to remove all the carpet from the floor of the car It slid under the front seat and it was left there so long it eventually exploded. Oh! They had to remove all the carpet from the floor of the car because the smell was so bad. We had to empty our whole fridge with the last floods and the power going out. And those stuff had only been there for a week.

And when I went to do the milk, it was rock solid from how much it had expanded. And tipping it out was like yogurt. It happened so fast. Oh yuck. It happened so fast and it stunk so bad. It's so yuck. It's so gross. Let's talk to Kyla. Hi Kyla. Hi Kyla. Hi. Mate, what did you find in your car?

Well it wasn't, for me it was my parents. I was in the UK. They came over to visit me in summertime. When they got back they were over there for six weeks. When they got back, they opened the garage door and they could smell the stink. They then realised that, oh yeah, the night before they left,

they went round to someone's house for dinner. They said, oh, we'll take the rubbish home because it's our rubbish day tomorrow. So they found the leftover remains of the crayfish. Oh! The car was... Oh! That's...

It was so bad. She tried to clean it and had it cleaned so many different ways, tried so many different things. She would walk into a shop and people would be, oh. They could smell it on her body from being in the car. Oh, that's rancid. Can you get insurance on that? That's an insurance claim, eh?

Because your car's wrecked. Your car's wrecked. Well, yeah, they sold it in the end. That's the only way to get rid of it. How did they sell it? What were they like? They sold it to someone in the fisheries. Good mileage, pretty new model.

It's got a sunroof. You'll need it because it smells like absolute crap. Can I just comment on this? And Kyla, how bougie are our listeners? We asked you, what did you have left in your car? We've had a $2,000 bottle of vintage Penfolds wine and crayfish. We are upmarket as far as our audience goes down. Yeah.

Thanks, Kyla. Thanks, Kyla. I remember back in the day when we were kids, my pa caught this echidna out in the wild and he wanted to show it to us. So he brought it over in this bucket and we had a look at this echidna and it was exciting and then they were going to let it go. The echidna's like a porcupine, eh? Like a porcupine.

And they put it in, it was in this big white bucket and mum put it in the back of our car to drive back out to our house because we lived in the country so she could release it. Anyway, we get home and she opens the boot and the echidna's gone. And she goes, what the hell? And she looked everywhere for it in the boot, could not find it. The next day, we get in the car to go to school, I put my feet like under the driver's seat

and the echidna's under the driver's seat. I thought you were going to say you went inside and you saw the echidna reversing the car out of the drive. Bree and Clint. This is interesting. I've been reading an article from a psychologist who has finally, someone's let the secrets out of what makes you happy.

Psychologists have been gatekeeping this information for years, forcing you to go and see them and pay for expensive appointments. But one of them's gone rogue and said, nah, here's the secrets to happiness. Could have saved us a whole lot of time and money. Couldn't it? What it is, is a list by Laurie Douthwaite-Walsh.

She's a senior lecturer. Oh, that sounds fancy. What's a lecturer? The word is lecturizer. What's a lecturizer? She's a lecturer, okay? She dished out electrolytes. In psychological interventions.

I'm going to pretend like I know what that is. She deals with you being able to change your psychology, aka make yourself happy. Okay? Right. Do you want to know the four things? Okay. First of all, caveat, she said, happiness naturally goes up and down over time,

so don't expect to always be happy. Yeah, well, no shiz, Sherlock. But there are... I could have told you that and I don't have a degree. I'm not going to charge you $350 an hour for it either. You tell your psychologist, no shiz, Sherlock. No shiz, Sherlock. She said there are things you can do

to improve your levels of happiness with daily practice. Are you ready to hear these things and action them in your life, Bree? Can I have a positive affirmation that you will take this on board and you will action some of these steps? It's not bloody exercise and eating healthy, is it? The first one, move your body. I knew it! Research shows that walking for 30 minutes a day can improve your health.

I do that. You've been doing that. But people are happier when they engage in moderate to high intensity exercise. No, I'm never happy when I'm doing cardio. It's a lie. Moderate exercise is anything that makes you slightly out of breath. You can still talk, but you probably couldn't sing a song. You know what makes me slightly out of breath?

Putting new sheets on the bed. Does that count? If you do it for 30 minutes. Put them on, take them off. Put them on, take them off. Put them on, take them off. God, it's a punish doing it once a fortnight. We're making ourselves happy with this information.

The second thing that happy people do daily, there's four things. The second thing, prioritise connection. Okay. Make time to talk, listen, share, have fun with your friends and family. Yeah, that's a good one. It's important.

That is a good one. Interestingly, the study said that people generally fun with your friends and family. Yeah, that's a good one. It's important. That is a good one. Interestingly, the study said that people generally engage with their friends and family more when they feel unhappy than they do when they're happy. When you're happy, you're like, eh, I don't need anybody. I want to hang out by myself. I'm fine. Talk to your friends.

Third thing, practice gratitude. I don't do this, but I've heard it's very good. And how can I do that? You should count your blessings. You should How do I count my blessings? Just think of all the things that you're grateful for. There's some literal

examples. You could start a daily gratitude journal where you write them down. Boring. Or you could write it on your phone. That sounds like a lot of admin. Or you could post soppy Instagram posts. I'd rather just be unhappy. And the fourth thing.

Just kidding. I'm joking. I'd rather just be unhappy. I'm clearly joking. The fourth thing. This is the most important thing. From a clinical psychologist to make yourself happy. It's eating health.

Binge eat. Nah, you're lying. Every now and then. You're lying. Every now and then you're lying. Every now and then just smash a whole block of chocolate. Nah, that's a lie. What is it actually?

It's eat a salad, isn't it? Nah, it's spend time with your pets. Oh, that's a great one. Yeah, the fourth one's actually spend time with your pets. Oh, that's a good one. I thought it was going to be eat healthy.

You're so terrified that it was exercising good food. Well, guess what It is But It's up to you Whether you do it or not I'm like literally

Please don't do it Anything but that Don't make me do it I don't want to It's come out In an interview That Pink Told her daughter Willowow, and her son.

I didn't know she had a son. Did she know that? What? Yeah. Oh, you knew? They're not that far in age either. Willow's 11 and Jemison is 6. Do you reckon he's named after the whiskey?

Absolutely. Do you reckon he is? Yeah, I'm going to name my kid Jem. And Johnny. You're going to name your kid Cruiser. I'm going to name my kid Jim and Johnny. You're going to name your kid Cruiser. I'm going to name my kid Malibu. Christoph.

Midori. She said she made a promise to her daughter Willow that she would quit music if her job meant that she was kept apart from her family for more than 10 days at a time. Yeah, I saw this. I saw the clip of her talking about it where she was kept apart from her family for more than 10 days at a time. Yeah, I saw this. I saw the clip of her talking about it where she was like,

I said this to Willow and Willow told her that she didn't want her to do that, right? Yeah, she said, because she's going back on tour, she's bringing that tour down here and her priorities have clearly changed as she's gotten older. And she said to Willow, look, I'm going back on tour. It's going to suck, but I won't go longer than 10 days without seeing you. If I do, I'll quit.

I'll walk away from the job. She's such a good parent. She is such a good mum. Well, she seems like such a great parent. I think you can fairly say that she is. I remember a few years ago, and it was when Willow had been called ugly from some kids at school.

That's right. And remember, like Pink pretty much did that amazing speech to her daughter and it was, oh my God, I'll never forget that.

That's right. It was amazing. Willow gave her some career advice back. She said, don't quit mum. I will just miss you sometimes and I love what you do.

Isn't that nice? That's real sweet. Raising good children. Yeah. And Will love what you do. Isn't that nice? That's real sweet. Raising good children. Yeah. And Willow was like, plus, get that money. I want a G-Wagon when you get home. That show's going to be incredible. All the details are up at ZM Online

if you want to see Pink on her summer carnival tour. Bree and Clint. Have you heard of this new dating term that's doing the rounds on social media called the Ben stage? No, as in B-E-N, like Uncle Ben. Yeah, like producer Ben. Like our friend producer Ben who used to produce the show. Award winning radio producer Ben. Yeah, that one. Who now produces the Jason PJ show without PJ. Yeah. No, I have not heard that term. So apparently this is doing the rounds on TikTok where, look, from what I've got, they're saying that when you date a Ben,

they're going to treat you like dirt. Oh, that's not the Ben that we know, though. No, but, I mean, I thought we should call Ben and ask him if he's been informed of this. He at least needs to know that it exists, right? It could be, you know, girls might not be dating him because of the Ben stage. Yeah, okay, well I've actually already got him on

the line. He hasn't heard any of this yet. This is a toll call to Australia so he's worth it though. Welcome to the show, Producer Ben. G'day, Producer Ben. G'day, guys. How are we all? Can we still refer to you as Producer Ben even though you're not our producer? Yeah, that name lasts.

That'll keep for another year. Okay, good. Another year at least. Hey, Ben, just a quick call from us. We just wanted to give you a heads up, bit of a courtesy call to ask you if you've heard of the new dating term doing the rounds on social media called the Ben stage?

Oh, no. No, I've been avoiding that one, but please inform me what it is. Oh, mate, we're happy to, because we... He's been on the show for 45 seconds, and he already sounds over our shit. Yeah, he's like...

We haven't made this up, by the way, man. We promised, and we just thought it's important to bring it to your attention. This is for you. We're helping you. Mm-hmm. Okay, so...

Yeah, go on. Let me just play you some audio of a woman talking about what uh the ben stage is i've just seen the ben stage thing and i was like what's the ben stage is this something i need to be aware of is this like an abbreviation for something what what's the ben stage so i did a bit of digging and a ben stage is essentially going out with a ben and he turns into a piece of shit it's a piece of shit. That's your Ben's stage. I don't get it.

Can't we be like, oh, my ex was the right Ben? I need to know what the original Ben did to be awarded an entire stage. Right, yeah, okay. I know what this is. Yeah, I've caught up. So to... Just so you know, we already said that's not the Ben that we know

We don't agree with that Are you the original Ben that she's talking about? You're not, eh? Are you Ben Zero? Ground Zero? I'm Ben 10 I'm not the original The original guy is getting absolutely rinsed for it And we're all copying it

But it's not me, I can confirm It's Ben 10 Ben 10. Okay, good, good, good, good. Okay, sweet, sweet. I appreciate the courtesy call, guys. This is important. I know you like when we ask you these kind of personal questions too, so while we've got you here, are you dating anybody at the moment?

No, most Ben's aren't allowed to because of this phenomenon. Good, and we just want to let you know you should probably distance yourself from any Ben's you know as well. Yeah. We're trying to. It's like a kilometre we're allowed within each other. Any closer, we're getting the whole thing.

It's just a drama. Maybe it's time for a rebrand. Go for a different name. Can I suggest avoid the name Clint as well? Very similar reputation. Yeah. I've heard it's bad. Even more douchey.

All right. Thanks, Producer Ben. Love you. Bye. Bye, Ben. bad, yeah. Even more douchey. All right, thanks, Producer Ben. Love you, bye. Bye, Ben. Thanks, guys. Someone texted and said, my sister-in-law brings a new guy every year. We've stopped talking to them.

What about the one that said... I get that, by the way. I get that. Don't bother getting to know someone if you know they're not going to be there next summer. I just can't be bothered with this small chat. Someone else texted her and they said,

it was my ex-girlfriend who had cheated on me. I found out three days before the family trip and everything was already paid for. I had to act like we were all happy and everything was fine the entire trip even though I broke up with her as soon as I found out. We still had to share a bed and everything was fine the entire trip, even though I broke up with her as soon as I found out.

We still had to share a bed and everything on a two-week trip. Uncomfortable. That is horrible. Someone said we went on holiday with our neighbour friend, but they bought their kid who had chicken pox and we all got it over the Christmas holidays. Gutted. Chickenpox is real dangerous for adults, eh?

Yeah, it gets more and more dangerous as you get older. Isn't that weird, eh? It's better to get it as a kid. Yeah. Yeah, you want your kids to get it. Yeah, that is something you want your kids to get, yeah. That's what I'm getting my kids for their birthday. Sheila's here.

Hi, Sheila. Hi, Sheila. Hi. Tell us, mate, who got invited to the family holiday? Well, it wasn't a holiday. It was a family meal. Okay. And my sister had left her partner of 20 years for this weevily little bloke who nobody likes.

Right. Do you like the old guy? Not really, no. Okay, all right. She's got bad taste. So we were at this my mum's birthday and he suddenly

announced that his neighbour had recently ran over his own cat in his car and he went into this big spiel about how could anybody possibly

do that? Her own cat? What sort of stupid person does that? And the whole table went silent, because that's exactly what my sister did to her cat about two years previously. Oh, it's not funny, though, is it? It's serious.

It's serious. Oh, God. Oh, that is such an awkward meal. Bedroom read, weasel boy. Just a horribly awkward situation. Thanks, Sheila. We appreciate the call. Thanks, Sheila.

Someone said, my then 16-year-old niece bought her then boyfriend to our family camping trip. Her parents trip over themselves to make her happy as she is their golden child cut a long story short they both gorged on all of the camping supplies and the supermarket was a fair trip away um and they did absolutely f all apart from certain things inside their tent which resulted in her getting a horrific UTI. All right. And resulted in a trip to A&E and made everyone's life miserable.

That's enough. My cousin did that too. I remember my cousin brought this boyfriend of hers to a family holiday once and he literally just walked around the whole time with his shirt off and it was in the middle of winter. Yeah. Did he have any right?

He had a good rig. Yeah, okay. But I remember, yeah, and none of us knew him. Like we did not know this guy and he just walked around with his top off. And I remember my dad turned around after like the third day and was like isaac get off your ass and put a bloody top on for god's sake time for a round of what's the plot once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plotline

That she can do Bree and Clint's What's the Plot Sorry, I've been playing with Matty while you were away How's he been going? He did exclusively rom-coms Oh We actually need to get him in here because he went undefeated Yeah So we want to put him versus here because he went undefeated.

Yeah. So we want to put him versus you in a rom-com off. I'd love to. I'd love to give it a go. You're the movie champ, but is he the rom-com champ? He could be, yeah, the ultimate. All right, he's a bit knackered. He's been in Hawke's Bay all week, but we will get him into play.

Right now you're going to take Olivia on for $250 cash. Hi, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. How are you with the movies and the plot lines? And have you ever played this game in your car when we've been playing it? No, I've played like, no, I haven't. So I'm probably terrible, but we'll see.

We'll see. That's all right, Liv. Sometimes, you know, beginner's luck. These are not rom-coms. I really hope so. Don't get confused by that. Not rom-coms today. Okay. Our theme, seeing as this is your big comeback week,

stars who have made big comebacks. Oh, okay. Doesn't give us much. No, doesn't give you much at all. How much are we playing for? $250 cash. Alright, Liv, good amount. I must stipulate, these are not their comeback movies, necessarily, but the stars in these movies have made a

big comeback. Oh, jeez. Make it even harder. Make it even harder. Just not think about the theme, Liv. That's the best idea. How it works, Liv, is I'll start reading movie plot lines. If you think you know what that movie is, you yell out your name as your buzzer and have a guess. Okay.

If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. And whoever gets two movies correct first wins. Okay? All right. Here we go. Movie number one. Good luck to both of you.

Some treasure-seeking explorers head out on an expedition in the Sahara Desert in 1925. Bree? Bree. The Mummy. The Mummy's correct. Brendan Fraser made a comeback recently with The Whale. I took a shot. He's nominated for all the things. Yeah, all the awards. The Mummy's correct. Brendan Fraser made a comeback recently with The Whale. I took a shot.

He's nominated for all the things. Yeah, all the awards. One nil to Brie. Did you know that one, Liv? No, not at all. Maybe you know this one. Stars who have made big comebacks. Movie number two.

A billionaire, industrialist and genius inventor is... Oh, Liv. two. A billionaire, industrialist, and genius inventor is... Liv? Liv. Magic Mike? Magic... I wish... No. I don't think Magic Mike was a billionaire. Oh, he was, wasn't he?

No. He deserves to be. I don't know if he was an inventor either. Or a genius. He created furniture. Oh, did he? That's what Liv was getting at, weren't you Liv? I was going for the whole comeback situation there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Okay, free gas, Bree? Nah, I need to hear some more. Okay, we'll carry on. A billionaire industrialist and genius inventor is conducting weapons tests overseas. But terrorists kidnap him, forcing

him to build a devastating weapon. Instead, he builds an armoured suit and up he... Breach! Iron Man. Iron Man's correct. Well done. 2-0. That's the game. Sorry, Liv. Sorry, Liv. All good. All good. Thank you so much. We're going to send you out with 50 KFC chicken dollars

for giving it a go. Nice work. Thank you. Call back We're going to send you out with 50 KFC chicken dollars for giving it a go. Nice work. Oh, yo. Thank you. Yo. Call back again, Liv, when you've had a few more practices. We'll play next week, maybe with Maddie. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Your birthday bangers, your birthdays. We figure out what was the number one song on your 16th and then we're going to play one of those songs. Chase is up first.

Kia ora, Chase. Where are you calling us from? So calling from Hamilton, Waikato. Oh, nice, Chase. What's the weather doing in Hamilton today? Just started raining, so yeah. Yeah, same here in Auckland. Boo.

What's your date of birth, Chase? Let's do your birthday banger. Yep, so 20th, 10th, 1992. All right, Chase, you're DOB. You were 16 in 2008, that means. And on the 20th of October, this would have been number one. She gives me everything I want, want, everything I need. We can take it to the top. P-Money. In my seat. Number one.

Pay money. And Vince Harder. Everything. Vince Harder called me on my telephone the other day. Did he? On your landline? On my landline. Did he?

What did he want? I was like, G'day Vince. He was trying to see if I was interested in doing this charity thing. A charity song? No. God, I wish. Like, He heal the world.

Yeah, no. What was that one? With all the... The children of... I don't know. What do you reckon, Chase? Anybody you? Yep, definitely. Used to listen to that when I was younger. Yep, big up. It's a great one. Wait there, Chase. We're going to do Danny.

G'day, Danny. Hey, guys. Whereabouts in the country are you, Danny? Fellow Hamiltonian. Oh! We're back in Hamilton today. That's good. Do you know Chase? No, I don't know Chase.

It's not that small, Hamilton, is it? No. Oh, you guys are similar age. Do they? He was 94. You're 90. Oh, they do, too. 92 and 94.

Oh, they're quite similar. You guys might have bumped into each other at House on Hood once or twice. Oh, they do too. 92 and 94. Quite similar. You guys might have bumped into each other at House on Hood once or twice. Quite possibly. I've probably bumped into Chase at House on Hood. I've been there more times than I can count. Hey, Danny, what's your birthday? 23rd of November

94. Right, that means you were 16 in 2010. And Danny, here it is, your birthday banger. Baby, you're a firework Yeah Come on, yeah in 2010. And Danny, here it is, your birthday banger. Yeah! Yeah! Such an uplifting Katy Perry banger.

What do you think, Danny? Love it. I really love it. I like the bit where it goes. Boom, boom, boom. Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon That's some genius rhyming from KP there. My favourite part is, Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Right there, Danny from Hamilton. We're going to do one more from Lisa. Please tell us you're from Hamilton, Lisa. Come on, try it back there. I'm sorry, I'm from Auckland. You love Hamilton? You want to move to Hamilton? You thought about moving there?

She supports the Chiefs. I studied there when I was younger. Good. Can we count it? Hey, we count it. We count that, Lisa. What's your date of birth, Lisa? Let's do your birthday banger.

The 28th of September, 1991. We've got a 90s. All quite similar age. Yeah. You were 16, Lisa, in 2007. Let's take a walk down memory lane. Banger. Banger.

Classic. Speaking of Hamilton classics. Yeah. This has got the Outback ridden all over it. I like this part. Exactly. I love it where it goes, your hips, your hips,

your thighs, they got me hypnotised. Please never do that whilst looking at me again. Hey, wait there, Lisa. We've got a tough decision to make. Katy Perry.

Oh, I like them all. Fintata. 50 Cent. Really like them all. Same. I'm real, I'll be honest. I'm tempted to all. Same. I'm real, I'm, to be, I'll be honest.

I'm tempted to go rogue and go Katy Perry. Are you? I know it's vanilla compared to the other two, but I. See, that's the one I was

leaning away from. I was between P Money and, and 50 Cent. Well, if you go 50 Cent, I'll, I'll go with you.

All right. I just have, I don't hear that song that often. All right, let's do it. Lisa, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banging this often. All right, let's do it. Lisa, congratulations.

You're the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Yes! 50 cents all the way. Here we go, Lisa. She won't sit. She won't sit. Some questionable lyrics in this song. Yeah.

Don't listen too carefully. It was 2007. It was a different time, okay? Yeah, just go easy on him. Brad Glenn, here's your birthday banger on ZM. ZM. Do you see the man with the world's longest tongue has been not only crowned,

but he's found something to use it for. Have you seen this? Yeah, he is just batting the women away. He's like every woman is just keen to date him. His name's Nick Strobel. He's from LA. He holds the Guinness World Record for the longest tongue at 3.97 inches. How many centimetres is that?

Ten. Okay. He's got a ten centimetre tongue. He has decided that he's going to use his tongue to paint pictures. Oh. He's gone on a TV show in the UK. Have a listen. He holds the Guinness World Record for the longest tongue on the planet,

which is an incredible 3.97 inches or 10.1 centimetres long. You can obviously lick your nose. I mean, that would be an obvious one. Yes. You can lick your elbow. I centimetres long. You can obviously lick your nose. I mean, that would be an obvious one. Yes. You can lick your elbow. I can, yeah. The most impressive one, which we've been talking about all morning, is the art.

The fact that your tongue can paint. Lick-asso. Lick... Lick... Lick what? Lick-asso. Oh, he was trying to go for a... Lick-asso.

He was trying to go for a Picasso joke. Lso. He was trying to go for a Picasso joke. Lacasso. Lacasso. Tosalado. No. I thought that's quite impressive. How do you and I know that we don't have the world record for the longest tongue? We've never measured them.

You and I have never measured our tongues. Oh, you're a boy. Surely you've measured. I have not measured the tongue. So this afternoon, a special job of tongue measuring. I feel like I've got quite a chody tongue. Goes to producer Claude, who is armed with a tape measure. Oh, you've put the athletics tape measure.

Oh, jeez, it's a long tape measure. How long do you think it is? This is a 30-metre ruler. Just in case, you know, just in case.. Oh, jeez, it's a long tape measure. How long do you think it is? This is a 30 metre ruler. Just in case, you know, just in case. Okay. It's been on the ground. I've taped it up so it's clean. Okay.

Claude's going to measure our tongues and she's going to come and measure yours first. What is the technique here? Yeah, great point. Base the tip. Yeah, go all the way back to the tonsils, please. You're going to base the tip. Yeah.

Go as deep in the mouth as the person is willing to take the tape measure. Do I have your permission to do this? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Okay, we're going to measure Bree first. Oh, I don't really want to put it on my tongue. You can get your submissions in now to 9696. I'm glad I'm going first.

As to who you think has the longer tongue. In you go, Bree. Ow! I hit the back of my throat. Don't go any further than that, okay? Sorry, Claude. Okay. Wait, I don't know where.

Where do I do it, Claude? Put the tongue out. You got it? You got it? All right, come around. Come on around. Don't put it in your mouth. It's not a good idea.

You done a COVID test recently? Yeah. We're good, eh? Yeah. We're good? All right, down the hatch. Oh, you're putting it in your mouth. On your mouth.

Oh, whoa. Oh, well, now you're just trying to one-up me. Did you get it? I think I've got something that'll spit on my face. I nearly gagged myself just then. Yeah, it's not fun. Okay, Claudia has the results. I was very up close and personal for that.

I feel like I didn't get to the base of mine. I mean, it sounded like you did. Did you want to go in one more time? Nah, I'm good. I'm good. I had enough. We're about to find out who has the longest tongue on the Brian Clint show.

In a very scientific survey, it looked like, from what I could see, Clint's was slightly longer. But also, if his tongue was 10 it looked like, from what I could see, Clint's was slightly longer. Hey! But also, if his tongue was 10 centimetres, you also got that 10 centimetres in there, so I don't know what happened there.

10 centimetres doesn't seem that long. His was very long. He could, like, touch almost the bridge of his nose with his tongue. Yeah, see, that's... Oh, tongues are so weird. Did you know that if you stick your tongue out you can't hold it still? It moves around.

Yours is moving. Clint's is not. That's not boding well for you. It's just literally sitting there. I can move it when I need to. Can you do any tricks? This is just for us now. It's very visual. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you want to see any of our tongue content, you've got to head up our OnlyFans. That's... OnlyTongues. Yeah. Brie and Clint forward slash tongue stuff. OT. OnlyTongues.

Why did we do that just then? I don't know. I ask myself that a lot on this show. Just keeping it classy, you know. How big's your tongue? I'm the champion. Oh, yeah, we've got to measure Claude. Yeah.

No, I don't want to. Open up, girl. We're going in. Breeinclint. I feel like this will we've got to measure Claude. Yeah. I don't want to. Open up, girl. We're going in. Bree and Clint. I feel like this will interest quite a lot of people listening. Yeah. If you're interested in growing your testicles. Right.

If you feel like, you know, you want a bigger ball bag, then... Well, have we grown the balls or the bag? Yeah, see, I learnt this a number of years ago. That there's a difference. The bag's different to the balls. Yeah, the balls are in the bag. Yeah, the bag is the... Scrotum. Correct.

Yes! Well done, yeah. I wasn't confident, but, you know, here we are. So this study's been done. So wait, what are we growing, the balls or the bag? The testicles. Right, because no one needs a bigger bag. Nah.

I mean, depends. Well, it depends what you want to put in it. You're right. Okay, so we're growing our balls. How do we do it? Yeah, so the Northwest Minzu University in China was attempting to determine the impact of carbonated beverages on fertility and sex organs in men. Okay.

So it's a legit study where they pretty much tested it on mice, I believe, where they gave them certain different carbonated drinks to see what would happen. And the study has revealed that drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels. That makes so much sense. Why? Because I drink no Coke and no Pepsi. Yeah, and yours are like little raisins. Itty bitty balls.

Yeah. Is that real? I feel like this is propaganda for big Coke. No, well, it's a study, like a legit study that's been done. I mean, you know. What are the other effects? They're like, it'll shrink your donger. It does. Good mean, you know. What are the other effects? They're like, it'll shrink your donger. Good news, massive

nuts. Bad news, small stalk. A previous study that has been done in the past said that if you drink cola, you had 30% fewer sperms. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, I mean,

there needs to be more studies done. Conflicting evidence. You know, where they... I'm just interested... It's almost like you shouldn't drink fizzy drinks for that reason. Yeah. Like, you shouldn't drink them exclusively for the reason of growing your nuts. Yeah, like if that's your main goal.

I just picture, because obviously they've done the test, the study on mice, and I just picture how small the ruler had to be when they're measuring those little mice testicles. Well, it depends how much Coke they had. Yeah. The size of the ruler depends on how much Coke they gave the mice. Mate, apparently some of those mice were just dragging them around at the end. Imagine seeing a mouse with big nuts.

Imagine seeing a mouse drink Coca-Cola. It's like, I prefer Pepsi, please. Stuart Little's going to need some bigger pants.