ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd January 2024

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Mumma Di's Christmas scam.  Baby names declined in 2023.  Who bit ya?  Rare number plates.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. And for the first time in 2024, everybody is here. Hooray! Producers, check. You and I, check. That's it. That's our whole show. Ella had to take some time off because she was the only person in New Zealand to get COVID at a campground over summer. Shocking, right?
Starting point is 00:00:29 How did you manage that? I don't know. Just like kissed everyone in the room. There's no room. There's a tent. There's no room. I ran through all of the tents. All right, that'll do it.
Starting point is 00:00:40 That sounds like a lawsuit. It does not. It sounds like Rhythm and Alps. I didn't do that, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, welcome back. It's good to see you. Nice to see you. Lovely to have you back.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Today on the show, another $300 New World... Say it right. New World. New World. A whole new world voucher. A $300 New World voucher up for grabs after 3.30 this afternoon. You've just got to guess the ingredients in our recipe. Like Bree said yesterday, this game is getting easier and easier by the day.
Starting point is 00:01:11 We're putting all the ingredients in the title. So you can play that with us and score that voucher soon, but first, Tradie vs. Lady. Tradie vs. Lady, of course, $50 cash up for grabs from KFC. If you want the cash, call us now. 0800 dials at M. Taylor Thursday is coming up on Thursday. By the way, the first Taylor Thursday
Starting point is 00:01:32 your chance to score a double pass with flights and accommodation to the Eras Tour when you hear a Taylor Swift song. Not today. On Thursday. Thursday. Don't call now for the Taylor Swift. Call now for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:01:47 It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Oh, no. I forgot to update the score. Who won yesterday? Who did win yesterday? Claude. Tradies.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Tradies won yesterday, so it levels the score at three wins apiece for the year so far. Good start. Nice even start to the year. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Queenston. She's 30 years old and she did a beach start. She did a beach start water skiing, so she started on the beach. Is that what that is?
Starting point is 00:02:20 And then took off. Oh, you take off from the dry land. Yeah. That's impressive. Welcome to the show, Louoom, and took off. Oh, you take off from the dry land. Yeah. That's impressive. Welcome to the show, Lou. G'day. G'day, Lou. Very impressive.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Have you done much water skiing in your life? A little bit, yeah. Who does a little bit and then they just do a beach start water skiing? I've never been able to stand up. Neither. I've never got out of the water yet. You're taking on our tradie, the 34 from Dunedin, and they eloped to Rarotonga in November.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Please welcome to the show, it's Daniel. G'day, Daniel. Hello, how's it going? How was it eloping? How did the friends and family take it when you told them? Oh, no, they were very good about it. It was just very intimate, me and my wife. Yeah, no, it was a good about it. It was just very intimate me and my wife and, yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:03:06 it was a lot cheaper than paying 30, 40 grand for a wedding. I bet it was. And you got a trip to Raro out of it, so brilliant. That's better.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Win-win. It's a win-win. Daniel, your buzzer is tradie. Lou, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers takes home the 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the name of the super rugby team that represents the Otago region? Lady. Yes, Lou. Highlanders. Nice, Lou. You're both in Highlanders territory, so that
Starting point is 00:03:35 was a fair question for each of you. Here we go. One to the ladies. Question number two. Name four different types of makeup products. Lou. Yes, products. Lou. Yes, Lou. A lady. Foundation, mascara, blush, lipstick.
Starting point is 00:03:51 She got it. Did you hear Daniel? What? He goes, oh, God. Could you have done that, Daniel? Not a chance. Let me tell you, there's plenty more categories than four. There's probably like a hundred.
Starting point is 00:04:07 They keep inventing new products. Yeah. And you guys keep lapping them up. Highlighter, setting spray. Low lighter. No? Okay, carry on. All right, two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one here, Daniel, to stay in it.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. But first, let me take a selfie. Quite a hard one because they sound very different these days. Yes, this was their debut single. You're not allowed to ask them about it in interviews. Let me take a selfie. No, that was the Chainsmokers, so we'll move on.
Starting point is 00:04:44 All right, no points there. Question number four. Scurvy is caused by a lack of which vitamin? Lady. Yes, Lou? Vitamin C. God, she is on fire. Well done, Lou.
Starting point is 00:04:56 A beach start and a tradiverse lady victory. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Very impressed, Lou, can I say? Very impressed. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Amazing, thank you. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Easy peasy. Ladies go one game ahead, three games to four. Very early in the year, though. Bree and Clint. Reese Witherspoon, who is incredible. We love Reese Witherspoon. Love her. How old do you think she is?
Starting point is 00:05:24 She'd be 45. Oh, no, 47. She looks good. She looks so good. She is copping a lot of criticism, controversy for a TikTok video that she posted. Oh, no. She been racist, has she? No, she hasn't been racist.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Oh, good. Good to hear. I think she's only got one scandal She's been homophobic No, not homophobic Not Rhys I think she had one Didn't she do a drink driving? What? Did she?
Starting point is 00:05:56 I think she might have got pulled over by a cop It was like around the time of her divorce Was she with Ryan Phillippe? Yes, she was They didn't have the best divorce. Claudia's just fact checking me. She did, eh? Yeah, 2013 DUI. But I mean how much was she over?
Starting point is 00:06:14 I'm joking. But no, but really, does it say? It wouldn't say. I don't know. I probably didn't disclose that. In America it's higher, the limit. So you can drink less? No, you can drink more. 0.08 America, it's higher, the limit. So you can drink less? No, you can drink more. 0.08, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:06:28 She's a small human, though. She wouldn't need much to tip her over. She'd need one Chardonnay, one Friday rosé. She'd be done. No, she's getting sick because she's gone outside and eaten some snow. That's what Reese Witherspoon has done. Not yellow snow. Not yellow snow, no.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Just white snow. Fresh white snow. She yellow snow, no. Just white snow. Fresh white snow. She's also posted it on TikTok as a recipe. That's the... A lot of people are doing this at the moment. You put condensed milk in there and some vanilla extract and apparently it makes like ice cream or something. Hers is a bit different.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Okay. Have a listen to this. Okay, so we got a ton of snow over the past few days. We decided to make a recipe. So first we scooped the snow into cups and we added salted caramel syrup and some chocolate syrup just because we like how they taste together and then we decided to add some cold brew just to have a yummy coffee flavor that's so good i know what you it. A salted snowy cappuccino.
Starting point is 00:07:26 So catchy. Such a catchy name. How'd you come up with that name? Like a shaved ice with caramel sauce and coffee? Delicious. Delicious. She's getting sick because it's snow from outside. She's taking a cup outside, scoop some snow off her barbecue,
Starting point is 00:07:41 and then eating it. I don't see the big deal. A lot of people are saying it's disgusting because everybody's been raised not to eat snow. I didn't grow up in the snow, so I don't know. Does it snow where you're from? It has snowed. But not regularly.
Starting point is 00:07:55 But not regularly. No. To be honest, if it's fresh snow, which I watched that video, it looked like freshly fallen snow. It hadn't been sitting there for days. Yeah. Like, what's the big deal? Someone said that she's eating pollution slush puppies.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Oh, come on. Are we really, like... I think it's fine. She has responded to all of the comments and the criticism as well, and I think this will make you like her even more. Okay, talking about the snow not being filtered, I didn't grow up drinking filtered water. We drank out of the tap water.
Starting point is 00:08:27 We actually put our mouths on the tap. And then sometimes, like in the summer when it was hot, we drank out of the hose. Like we put our mouth on the hose growing up. And then, so I filtered water. Maybe that's why I'm like this. We still don't have filtered water at my home. No, neither. And I
Starting point is 00:08:46 always drank out of the hose as a kid too. You said to me off air which really disturbed me because you were like, ew, it's disgusting. Why would you eat snow out from outside? And I said, there's nothing wrong with that. But you don't know that. You're not snow people. There's nothing wrong with it, mate.
Starting point is 00:09:01 And I said, okay, well let's talk about something that we do have, which is rain. I said, would you and it was raining at mate. And I said, okay, well, let's talk about something that we do have, which is rain. I said, would you, and it was raining at the time. I said, would you walk outside, put a glass out, collect some rain? Would you drink that? And you said no. No, I don't think I would.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Why? It's rainwater. I feel like it's cleaning out of the tap. And you said, it's not filtered. And what did you say? There's no fluoride in it. I grew up in the country. I grew up with tap water
Starting point is 00:09:29 and I would drink rainwater. I would eat the snow off the ground. I mean, depending. Like, I'm not going to eat really old snow that people have walked on. Well, what's the actual deal? We can argue as much as we want, but a professor of chemistry at the University of Arkansas said that as it falls
Starting point is 00:09:45 from the sky, snow in urban areas can act as a net, which catches pollutants on the way down. Can. Things like black carbon soot. Can act. There's no confirmation. Things from like coal fires, the people that are burning it can get those. Mate.
Starting point is 00:10:04 But. It's white. Can you see anything black burning it can get those. Mate. But It's white. Can you see anything black in it? No? Eat it. Let me finish. Okay before you discredit the scientist let me finish. I'm very passionate. Fake news. Fake news. But they said snow is usually
Starting point is 00:10:20 safe to eat. See? So long as it's fresh it isn't discoloured and it hasn't been ploughed. You guys all need to harden up. Go drink some rainwater, eat some snow. You know, if there's a bit of this and that in there, good for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:36 A good bit of culture. Good for your immune system. I'm telling you, rub some dirt in it. Bree and Clint. It's my favourite time of the year, Clint, because it's that time again when they release the list of declined baby names from 2023 here in New Zealand. Oh, as in the names you're not allowed to call your baby?
Starting point is 00:10:56 No, as in the names that people tried to call their babies last year and they got rejected. Oh, okay. So these are actual real scenarios where people tried to call their child by these names and I wonder what the office would be called. Deaths, marriages. Births, deaths and marriages. Births, deaths and marriages said uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I think it's internal affairs. You are not calling your baby that. So a total of 64 registrations failed to get a stamp of approval in 2023 in New Zealand. Yeah. And there's some names that had multiple rejections. Like some were real popular and they got rejected multiple times. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Okay. So more than one person tried to name their baby certain names. Yes, exactly. Should we go through some of my favourites on the list? Yes, please. Okay, so one of the most popular names to get rejected last year was the name Prince. Prince got rejected five times. You can't call your baby Prince?
Starting point is 00:12:01 No, don't believe so. Not in New Zealand. Because it's an official title. Because it's a royal title? I think because it's just because it's a title, yeah. A lot of royal titles in here. People trying to call their kids royal. A lot of people
Starting point is 00:12:15 someone tried to call their kid royalty rain as in R-E-I-G-N hyphen. Someone else tried to call their kid Isaiah Royal. Spelt, this is one word, A-A-Z-Y-A-H-R-O-Y-A-A-L. Jeez. That got rejected.
Starting point is 00:12:39 That's not going to fit on a driver's license. No. Three people tried to call their baby Bishop, which we know a Bishop that works in the office here. Yeah, or used to, yeah. Yeah, true. But no longer. Can't be a Bishop. Can't be a Bishop. You know who ruined that?
Starting point is 00:12:56 Bishop Brian Tarmachie. Because he literally ordained himself as a Bishop and then after that, like, the country's like, oh God, now everyone's going to do it. He's probably going to knight himself soon. Yeah, yeah. No, he has to appoint himself
Starting point is 00:13:11 king first. Right, and then he will knight himself. And then he can bestow a knighthood on himself. Someone tried to call their kid knight. K-N-I-G-H-T. Yeah, they said no. Two people tried to call their baby sovereign. Right Two people tried to call their baby Sovereign. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Someone tried to call their kid Captain. Oh, Captain's a fun name. No, that is not a fun name, that poor child. Aye, aye, Captain, and it's a baby. Someone, one person in New Zealand last year, tried to call their baby one word, King Killer, spelt with L-A-H on the end. Yeah, that's sick.
Starting point is 00:13:50 That's nice. King Killer. I like that. Someone else tried to call their kid Pope. Wow. Someone else tried to call their kid, this is a hyphen one, this is very pretty, Princess Penina. Penina or Penini?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Penina. Penini would have been better, I reckon. Princess Panina. Panina or Panini? Panina. Panini would have been better. Princess Panini. Princess Panini. They would have got that over the line. And Lord Taco. Someone tried to call their kid XIX. What does that mean? Oh, like the Roman numerals. Yeah, XIX. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Oh, yeah. And then let's go through the last two. Someone tried to call their kid notoriety. Yeah, okay. In my favour. Notoriety, the child. Notoriety.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Yeah. Do you reckon these people would have just like opened a dictionary? I bet there's people that go, let's see how far we can push it. Or they're like, what's the fanciest word I know? Notoriety. I'm going to call my kid probiotic. It's not bad. It's quite nice.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Call him pro for short. Pro. Last year, someone tried to call their baby Fanny. No, they didn't. F-A-N-N-Y. It got rejected. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Fanny? Yeah. Well, I imagine if, you know. Yeah. There's some people that are nicknamed Fanny. Yeah. Fanny a boy name or a girl name? I'd say it's a girl name.
Starting point is 00:15:23 You reckon it's a girl name? Like, well, who gets nicknamed Fanny? There's definitely people that do have that nickname. Philippers? Philippers? Not Francescas. I don't know what you're talking about. You know?
Starting point is 00:15:36 I think people from my grandma's era. Yeah. There's definitely Fannys about. We're known as Fennys. Yeah. Yeah. There's definitely Fennys out in the public. Yeah. You know? When they wave, it's a Fanny. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. There's definitely fennies out in the public. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:46 You know? When they wave, it's a fennie... Yeah. Fennie flutter. Or a flap. Yeah. All right. Those are the names.
Starting point is 00:15:55 There we go. We're not calling our kids. If you're about to have a baby or you're pregnant, don't try because these got rejected last year. Or maybe try notoriety again. I want to see that one get over the line. Notoriety. Time for the latest. Jamie Dornan is the big deal Hollywood celebrity
Starting point is 00:16:17 who almost died from a poisoned caterpillar last year. Jamie Dornan from Fifty Shades of Grey. Dornan? Dornan. Dornan. Dornan. I always thought it was Jamie Dornan. D-Oades of Grey. Dornan? Dornan. Dornan. Dornan. I always thought it was Jamie Dornan. D-O-R-N-A-N.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Jamie Dornan. He's Irish. The guy from Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah. He's also in The Tourist, which is very, very good on TVNZ Plus at the moment. It's been revealed that last year when he was in Portugal, he brushed up against the hairs of a processionary caterpillar, which is toxic,
Starting point is 00:16:48 and him and his friend had to be rushed to hospital. They both thought they were having a heart attack and he said that they are lucky to have survived it at all. We have those caterpillars. Do you? In Australia. Oh, in Australia. Probably not the poisonous ones,
Starting point is 00:17:03 but they look exactly like that. I didn't know there was such thing as a poisonous caterpillar. And if they touch you, you get a big rash. Yeah. It says that they've been linked to killing people's dogs. What? And giving men in their 40s heart attacks. Really?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Yeah. We have those caterpillars in Australia. Oh, yuck. Look at them all wrapped around that thing Of course they're in Australia It doesn't even say that they stood on it Or got bit by it or something like that It says they brushed up against that caterpillar
Starting point is 00:17:33 While out on the golf course It's the same like I remember If you brush up against it The tiny little hairs go into your skin Everything in Australia wants to kill you eh Literally everything. Why does anyone live there? I saw this video of Steve Irwin,
Starting point is 00:17:49 old school video of Steve Irwin on TikTok yesterday where he was doing a TV show and he had a python wrapped around his neck. And he goes, this python won't bite me because he's not intimidated by me and I'm not scaring him. I'm not trying to hurt him. And then the lady's like, wow, that's incredible.
Starting point is 00:18:06 And Steve kind of goes quiet and he goes, I think we're going to have to stop filming. He's actually biting my neck right now. I've seen that video. And it was bitten directly into his neck. And she's like, oh my God, does it hurt? And he's like, nah. Have you seen the one where they're on the footy show,
Starting point is 00:18:24 the rugby league footy show, and the python does a massive poo on one of the presenters? Really? It's enormous. It's like this sludgy, like, terrible. Yeah. Snake poo. And it's happening on live TV.
Starting point is 00:18:40 It's so funny. I never thought of a snake doing a poo before. But they do. Yeah. Are snake poos round or long? Well, on this video, I don't actually know, but it looked like a soft serve ice cream is what it looked like. Oh, disgusting.
Starting point is 00:18:54 But brown. Yeah, okay. It was disgusting. If you like a bit of Jamie Dornan, you should check out that show, The Tourist. It's on TVNZ. There are two seasons of it. And that's the latest.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Bree and Clint. There are two seasons of it, and that's the latest. One of Australia's most in-demand number plates has come up for sale. Okay. Let me just say, this doesn't come around all that often. So the details are quite interesting, actually. It's going to auction, and the price, you know how they put, obviously, the price on an auction where it's like, unless it gets over this, it's not selling. Yeah, the reserve. So the reserve price, I believe, is $10 million.
Starting point is 00:19:34 What? $10 million. For a number plate? For a number plate. And not the car that it's attached to? No, just the number plate. So the New South Wales registration plate number one. Singular, just
Starting point is 00:19:49 one. Yeah. Was put up for sale last year and was predicted to become one of the most expensive number plates in the world. It was owned privately and at the time of the bidding, they pretty much said it has
Starting point is 00:20:09 to be over 10 million or we're not selling it. Anyway, the plates were originally owned by a guy back in the 1930s. Did you realise this? Number plates in the 30s. No, but like would this be a personalised plate? Oh, in the 30s probably not. Oh, it's just the first number plate. It's probably the first guy to get a number plate.
Starting point is 00:20:33 The first number plate in New South Wales. Yeah. Right. Anyway, it was owned by some guy, an entrepreneur and a politician and he hadn't had it until he died and then passed it on his wife had it then until she passed away and then these are the kind of number plates that rarely come up for sale would you sell it or keep it if you had it if it was 10 million dollars if you're this guy's great
Starting point is 00:20:57 grandson are you selling it or keeping it for 10 million i'd probably sell it. Same. Yeah, for $10 million. What a stupid thing to own. In 1988, the widow of that guy declined an offer of $200,000 for the plates, which were on her Ford Fairmont. So Aussie, yeah. And
Starting point is 00:21:19 another expensive number plate was the New South Wales 4. So just 4, which sold in 2017 for 2.45 million. God. Not as sought after as the 1. So you've got to think that 2 is probably worth 5 million. No, 7 million. And then 3 is worth 5 million.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah. How does it work in Australia? So you can have 1 in New South Wales, and then can someone have 1 in a Queensland plate as well? So it's not even that rare. No, it's super rare. Well, there's five states in Australia, isn't there? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:53 So in that one country, there could be five one number plates. No, because each you would know. So there's only one of those in New South Wales and it's a New South Wales number plate. So it's different to all the others. But there'd be in New South Wales. Yeah. And it's a New South Wales number plate, so it's different to all the others. But there'd be a one in Queensland. Yeah. And there'd be a one in the Northern Territory.
Starting point is 00:22:11 But that's a Queensland number plate, and they all look different. Yeah. Yeah. So there's only nine. Whereas if you have one in New Zealand, it's the only one in New Zealand. I wonder who's got it. Yeah, I wonder who's got it. Someone must have it.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Probably Kim Dotcom. Yeah. No, I've seen his car. He's got Kim Dotcom. He's got Dotcom, that's right. Or Dotcom. I saw it in Queenstown. I reckon my number plate is going to be worth a mozza soon.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Your... My Leshko number plate. Leshko. No numbers, just letters. L-E-S-H-G-O. Yeah, people are going to be fighting over it. Why don't you put it up on Trade Me? Just with a big reserve so that if it doesn't meet the reserve,
Starting point is 00:22:50 you don't have to sell it. Why don't you put it up for $10 million? Imagine someone comes out of the woodwork. Yeah, yeah. You need to get someone interested. You need to get like Israel Adesanya interested in it or something so he can put it on his McLaren. Yeah. He'd pay some money put it on as McLaren. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:05 He'd pay some money for it. He probably would. Text us on 9696. How much do you reckon my Leshko number plate is worth? Make an offer. Like make me an offer. What would you pay for it? It's all the letters, no numbers.
Starting point is 00:23:21 It's the original. Oh, you're really selling it now? Yeah. I mean, it's in a swift, cool black and white colour. Looks great. There has to be some valuable plates out there in New Zealand. They would exist. Yeah, there's got to be something.
Starting point is 00:23:37 You're right, someone will have one out there. Yeah, who's got number one? Who knows what it's worth? Who has the number one plate in New Zealand? Number one car plate auctioned in New Zealand back in 2016. Okay. Was prepared. There was some guy who was prepared to pay 6.88 million. For the New Zealand one? For the New Zealand one.
Starting point is 00:24:08 God. There you go. I don't think he got it though. Far out. Okay. Some people have got some money out there. Does anyone have any rare number plates? Yeah. Are you listening to us right now and you're a car person and you're like, yeah, I've got the plate. I've got the valuable plate. Do you
Starting point is 00:24:24 have the original boobs number plate? No letters. No numbers. Just letters. Double D's. And it's an S, not a Z. In the year 1999, did you buy Y2K? Have you got that number plate?
Starting point is 00:24:39 Regrets. You would have thought that was going to go wild. You would have thought, oh man. Then you're like, Deb, I regret it. Oh, $800 at M where you can text it into 9696. You have a really rare, valuable, expensive or interesting number plate that you own. Or you know someone that owns one. Yeah, get in touch. Might be a needle in a haystack.
Starting point is 00:24:58 We'll see what we get. Bree and Clint. I've just searched and the number one plate here in New Zealand is currently on a 2013 Ferrari 458. Yeah, someone text that through. If you look on Car Jam, you can see. I've just been having a look on Car Jam at some things. I wonder whose that is. You don't get the person's information,
Starting point is 00:25:19 but I checked a couple of other plates, including boobs, B-O-O-B-Z. Yep. No numbers, just letters. Badass. It's currently on a 2007 Toyota Hilux. Oh, boobs with an S. You want the traditional boobs?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's on a Mazda Astina. Yeah, it is. From 1989. I also checked Leshko to see it is registered to you. It is. Yes. It's on a 2021 Mitsub see it is registered to you. It is. Yes. On a 2021 Mitsubishi ASX.
Starting point is 00:25:49 It sure is, baby. Yeah, it's quite amazing. You can check any plate you want. And to the person that said they would give me a 30 pack of Coke and a $50 warehouse voucher for my Leshko number plate, no deal. No deal. Because I paid way more than that.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I also checked that number plate we talked about last week, N-U-T-S-A-K. Yes. Nutsack. That got banned. Got banned and then they won the fight to get it back. That plate up until recently has been on a 1986 Mazda RX-7 Rotary. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:21 And that car now has a number plate. M4D AZ7. Mad as 7. Mad as. I like it. Do you think you've got a rare plate, though, or a valuable plate? Let's go to Diane on 0800 Dial ZM. Hi, Diane. Hi, Diane.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Hi. Your name would fit on a number plate. It would. Yeah. Do you have the original Diane number plate? No numbers? No, no. I've got Yippee-ki-yay. Oh!
Starting point is 00:26:51 A Willis-Willis fan from the 90s. Yeah. How do you spell it? Y-P-K-Y-A-Y. Oh, that's clever, Diane. I really like that one. Yeah, it took a few weeks to get the spelling right. What kind of car have you got it on, Diane?
Starting point is 00:27:09 It's on a 2012 BMW 320i. Oh, she knows her cars, Diane, doesn't she? Yippee-ki-yay. It's been on Subarus and other BMWs. I've always had to have a car worthy of the plate. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Diane, you're cool.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Okay, thank you for sharing. We appreciate it. Let's go to Sarah on 800 Dial ZM. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. You're following a really cool number plate right now. Yeah, just enjoying my afternoon drive on the motorway
Starting point is 00:27:44 and I'm following Hi Ugly. Hi Ugly. That's good. I like it. It's all just all letters? H-I-U-G-L-Y? You ain't got no alibi? Is it on a Hilux?
Starting point is 00:28:00 No, it's a sedan. Ah, okay. It's been changed. Yeah, that's a pretty good one. Bit rude. Hi, ugly. Thanks, Sarah. Someone texted her and said, I know a guy who probably owns a very expensive number plate
Starting point is 00:28:13 and it's hot rod, no numbers. Oh. That would be a sort of... Imagine how many people would want that number plate. Imagine showing up to the bloody beach hop in Whangamata with Hot Rod. I've just checked. It's on a Hot Rod. It's on a 1934 to A.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Makes sense, eh? Yeah, that makes sense. Let's go to Chantelle. Hi, Chantelle. Hi, Chantelle. Hi. Hi. You got a valuable plate?
Starting point is 00:28:38 We do. We have the plate Thief. Ooh. Thief. All letters? All letters with the rear eye, which you can't get anymore. You can't get
Starting point is 00:28:49 an eye anymore? No, you can only use ones now. Really? You driving a grey 2020 Nissan Qashqai there, Chantelle? I sure am. Now everyone can find me, can't they? In all seriousness, have you had the number plate thief stolen
Starting point is 00:29:05 from your vehicle before? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been stolen. It's actually been my husband's plate for a little while and his mum's before that. So I'm pretty sure it's been stolen a few times. It's been a trophy. Why did you get thief? It seems like a bit of a red rag to the police.
Starting point is 00:29:24 It's actually my husband's dad is a locksmith. Right. Oh, okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Actually, I've got a good plate story from a policeman, if you want that one. Yeah, go on.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Give it to us. I was parked beside a policeman one day and I was having a bit of a laugh about, you know, the thief being parked beside the policeman. And he said to me, well, this isn't actually the worst plate I've seen. The worst one I saw, we were following a car and its plate was on meth. Oh, my God. Was it? What kind of car?
Starting point is 00:29:58 Wouldn't like to speculate. A 1991 Honda Civic. I just found it. That's hilarious. It's been revoked, but until it was revoked, O-N-M-E-T-H was on a 1991 Honda Civic hatchback. What if they were talking about that the car ran on methylated spirits? Oh, must have been.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Must have been, eh, Chantel? What if they were dentists and it actually read, on me teeth? Did they think about that? You never know. You never know. Oh, that's brilliant, Chantel. Thank teeth. Did they think about that? You never know. Oh, that's brilliant, Chantel. Thank you. Thanks, Chantel. We appreciate it. Listen, no worries. Someone said I saw a VW with the personalized
Starting point is 00:30:34 plate DTF. DTF. Oh, that's the next number plate I want. You can get DTF if you are. Yeah, that's five. Yeah, that's five. Yeah, that could fit. That could fit.
Starting point is 00:30:49 That's brilliant. You reckon that's true? Put it into car jam. DTF. Give me one second. It takes a second for them to show up. DTF. I reckon that's on a RAV4.
Starting point is 00:31:00 It's on a 2010 Volkswagen Passat. So it still exists? It still exists and it's still on 2010 Volkswagen Passat. So it still exists? It still exists and it's still on the car. Wow, that would be worth a pretty penny. DTF. We were just talking about the number plate on meth before, which was out on the roads. I said it's because the car ran on methylated spirits.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Pretty close. Someone's texted in and said it was originally on a drag car that ran on methanol. So it was on meth. They said, I don't know how it ended up on a Honda Civic though. I know. I guess you've got to keep the plate in circulation. I know. How? Someone would have seen
Starting point is 00:31:38 it and it's crack up. I'm on meth. I should have that plate. It's crack up. I run on meth. I'll take that. Let's get classical. It's the game where Brie and I go head to head guessing popular songs in classical style as quickly as possible. And I said you could win some free KFC. I was a bit late. Claudia was like giving me the death stare.
Starting point is 00:32:05 If you text 9696 with who you think is going to win, someone who picks the right person, Ella will give you a call back and give you some free KFC. Perfect. Hi, Claudia. Hi. I'm actually going to throw a wild card in today. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Normally, Ella hears me load these songs in, and she's so good at it, and she didn't hear me do it today. So I'm going to throw Ella into the ring. I've always wanted to play this. You two are so slow. Time to put your money where your mouth is. Ella can play instruments though. She's a musical.
Starting point is 00:32:33 She's the most musical out of all of us. I'll take it. Okay, all right. Yep, we're good. Good healthy competition. So this is the game. Let's get classical. These are all songs that are on the ZM playlist
Starting point is 00:32:42 so you should know them but it's a pop song turned classical and you just need to pick what they are. All right. So all three songs that are on the ZM playlist, so you should know them, but it's a pop song turned classical, and you just need to pick what they are. All right. Let's use that. So all three of you are in. You need to buzz in with your name. Good luck. Here's your first song. Ella! What? Ella. That is Noah Khan. Dream each night
Starting point is 00:33:00 of some version of you. What's that song called? Ah, Clint. Oh, give her a second. Give her a second. I know the song. No! Noah Khan's Stick Season. I'm giving the point to Ella. We
Starting point is 00:33:17 didn't have it. That was amazing. I reckon I was like two seconds away though. Yeah, probably. I'll give you a point each. One for Clint, one for Ella. Nah, I was like two seconds away, though. Yeah, probably. I knew that. I'll give you a point each. One for Clint, one for Ella. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:29 No, I don't need your sympathy point. Okay, Ella gets two points then. No. All right, let's gang up on them. Yeah, let's gang up on them. Oh, okay. Well, here's another one. Brie. Brie.
Starting point is 00:33:39 That is Taylor Swift. You know that I got it. Clint, if she doesn't get it. Hey, hold on, hold on. I'm begging you, everyone. We're in this against Ella. You know that I got it. Clint, if she doesn't get it. Hold on, hold on. I'm begging you. It's against Ella. You know that I got it.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Is it Cruel Summer? It is Cruel Summer. It's so pretty like a devil. It's true. The shape of your body. It's true. The feeling I've got it. All right. God, the competition is coming out.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You guys are vicious. You know that I got it. I had it too. Well, that's one point for Brie, one point for Ella, and no points for Clint. All right, next. No, sorry. Let me reframe that for you. One point to Ella, achieved for her by Clint,
Starting point is 00:34:19 and one point to team Brie and Clint, who are going against Ella. Yeah, we're a team. Okay, so just so we're clear. Either way, we're all tied up. If you guys Ella. Yeah, we're a team. Okay, so. Okay, well, either way, we're all tied up. If you guys are a team, we're tied up.
Starting point is 00:34:29 So this one's for the win. Ella. Clint, where were you? Is that Ariana Grande? Yes, and? It is. What? I would never have got that, would you?
Starting point is 00:34:45 This song's been out for like five minutes. Can you play it again? Oh, I can hear it now. Same. But I would have taken, I've heard that song like five times. Exactly. It's on all the time and it's so good. I call conspiracy. Yeah, me too. the time. It's so good. I call conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Yeah, me too. Doing a fresh round. What a crock. Such bitter losing. What a crock. Nice work, Ella. I've got so many of my name on the text machine so I'll go through and pick a winner.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Hey, Ella. Such a humble winner too too good to have you back on tiktok last night came across a video from a woman uh by the name of caitlyn young who was talking about uh how she was fed up uh doing her online shopping shopping from the supermarket because the people never pick the best produce. Oh, yeah. She was going on and on. She's like, do you guys have to pick the worst produce or do you just not care?
Starting point is 00:35:55 Because obviously when you go to the supermarket yourself, you have a look around. Yeah, and you know exactly what you like. You go on the hunt for the best apples or the best lemons or whatever. Anyway, it wasn't that that caught my attention. It was the way she pronounced a particular vegetable. Okay. And I actually started to second guess myself and be like,
Starting point is 00:36:20 wait, have I been pronouncing it wrong the whole time or is she pronouncing it wrong? So I thought, bring it to the show, we'll play the audio and then we can discuss. Oh, my God, I hope she's saying it correctly. I'm pretty sure. I hope this is where we're uncovering like a lifelong thing. I mean, I did call it the Palace of Vesalus, so it could be me.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yeah, what was the correct pronunciation of that palace? The Palace of Versailles. Hey, well done! I'm learning. New year, new you. Okay, let's check out the clip of this lady. I just have a question. Are you, like, not allowed to give us the good produce? Today I brought some broccoli
Starting point is 00:37:00 and you pay for broccoli per head, not per kilo, and I got this tiny little thing and i usually get a massive big head of broccoli when i buy it myself yeah no she's saying it right i saw you look at claudia and be like nah just go with it i didn't look at claudia claudia how do you how do you pronounce it it's broccoli right it's broccoli broccoli like a broccoli salad because it's got an i on the end yeah broccoli is the big one and then broccolini is the small one. Oh, shut up.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Broccoli, broccolini, yeah. Whatever. Whatever. It's broccoli. Well, there's no Y on the end. Where are you getting that from? It's broccoli. Oh, is that the Aussie twang thing again?
Starting point is 00:37:41 The world says broccoli, but you guys are like, crikey, give me some broccoli. Don't do that. It's broccoli. And then is it two broccoli? This is the question, or is it two broccoli? It's one broccoli, two broccolis. It's not. It's not.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Why are you being so weird about this? Don't. No, someone on the text machine will save me. Yeah, 9696, text us. The lady on that clip is saying Broccoli correct, isn't she? Nah, you guys are messing with me. Someone said, I'm with Brie, it's Broccoli. Look how they've spelled it, though. They've spelled it L-I-E.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Yeah, Broccoli, not Broccoli. They're spelling it the way that it's said. Oh, well, you say broccoli, we say broccoli. Let's call the whole thing off. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Birthday banger time for your Tuesday. This is where we take your birthdays and figure out what was number one on the charts when you were 16 and then we're going to play our favourite one. Let's start with Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. Hello. How's your day been so far, Jess? Not too bad. Pretty warm. Pretty warm. Whereabouts in the country are you? In Wellington.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Okay. It's very muggy everywhere at the moment, isn't it? Alright, Jess. Well, you're here, so let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 22nd of September, 1983. All right. That means you were 16 in 1999. So let me take you back to the 90s with this one. A little bit of Monica in my life. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:39:21 He says a little bit of Jessica. Yeah, you're in there, Jess. Oh. There it is. It's your birthday. I don't think she likes it very much. You don't like it, Jess? No, I'm not a fan.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Not a fan. Fair enough. It's a bit of a novelty song, eh? Everyone knows it. It was such a massive one-hit wonder. Okay, wait there, Jess. We're going to Becky on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Becky.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Hi, Becky. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Whereabouts are you? The Hawke's Bay. Oh, the lovely Hawke's Bay. Hey, Becky, what's your DOB?
Starting point is 00:39:56 It is the 10th of January, 1983. Oh, happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago, Becky. You were 16, though, in 1999, the same as Jess, but on your 16th, this was number one. This is more like it. You got Fatboy Slim and Praise You. I love that.
Starting point is 00:40:20 It's great, eh? What a great song. What a great throwback. I can think of this as a video clip. Yeah, it was such a bu is the video clip. Yeah. It was such a buzzy video clip. It got remixed last year by Rita Ora. Yes, that's right. The video clip's on the Handycam and everyone's dancing in that, like, mall situation, eh?
Starting point is 00:40:38 First of its kind, eh? Cool. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:40:44 Good, thanks. How are you, Caitlin? Good, thank you. Good to Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. How's it going? Good, thanks. How are you, Caitlin? Good, thank you. Good to hear. Hey, Caitlin, what's your birthday? The 29th of January, 1999. Oh, that's coming up, Caitlin. I know.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Happy birthday. Very, very soon. You were 16 in 2015, and this is your birthday, baby. Bruno and Mark Ronson. Uptown Funk. What a banger. Huge song from those lads. I reckon it would have been number one for months. It was huge when it came out. Like one of those record-breaking
Starting point is 00:41:23 songs. It's a good one, Caitlin. Okay, wait there. We're going to vote between Bruno Mars, Fatboy Slim and Lou Bega. Easy one for me. Easy win for Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim, Becky with the good hair. You've won birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:41:40 We'll get it on the air for you right now, Becky. You're welcome, mate. Brian Clint from now, Becky. You're welcome, mate. Bree and Clint from the year 1999. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's your birthday banger for Becky from the year 1999.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Fat Boy Slim and Praise You. This story is really weird and it involves a biter. Nobody likes a biter. A biter? Nobody likes. Well, it depends what context. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Is there a context in which you enjoy a biter? Is there, you freaky deaky? You are a bit vanilla, aren't you? Biter? You like to be bit? I'm not saying me, but I know other people. Like a little nibble. A little nibble is different to a bite.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I'm talking about teeth marks. I don't want to leave teeth marks. But yes, I am vanilla, baby. Absolutely. That song was written about you. When I heard that, I was like, finally. Someone's standing up for the vanilla men out there. Anyway, not a biter.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Yeah, finally. Finally. Finally, your time has come. A song for us. Finally. I'm so glad for you guys. So there's a plane that was flying to the United States and it was forced to turn around mid-flight
Starting point is 00:43:00 when a passenger bit a flight attendant. Who bites people? Exactly my point. What are you Who bites people? Exactly my point. What are you, a zombie? Exactly my point. A 55-year-old American man. What? Who in their right mind thinks to themselves,
Starting point is 00:43:14 I'm going to bite this woman? You know what I'll do? You know what I'll get my point across? I'm assuming, was it a female flight attendant? Doesn't say, but I would assume. I don't know why I assume. I don't know why I assume. I don't know why either. It could have been a male flight attendant. He could have had a taste
Starting point is 00:43:32 for the male flight attendants. What is going through your head when you are biting a stranger? So this guy's 55 years old. He's American. He'd taken a sleeping pill. Oh, this could be... And I think he'd been drinking sleeping pill. Oh, this could be. And I think he'd been drinking as well.
Starting point is 00:43:47 This could be correlated. I think he was. I think he. Related? Correlated? Related. Correlated. I just made a new word.
Starting point is 00:43:59 No, correlated exists. Oh, does it? The word correlated exists. Yeah. But we're getting bogged down. We're getting bogged down. Okay. Back to the biter.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Took a sleeping pill, then he bit one of the crew on the arm. Must have been pretty hard because the flight was an hour in and they turned it around and they went back to Japan. Must have been pretty hard. Must have been pretty hard. Must have broke the skin. Yeah. He said he doesn't remember the incident. I kind of believe him because that seems like real
Starting point is 00:44:23 unusual behaviour. I reckon he's taken the sleeping pill and, like you said, he's thrown back a couple of whiskies. Yeah, maybe. And it's made him all loopy. Partners take sleeping pills all the time and there's never been the risk that they're going to roll over and bite you in your sleep.
Starting point is 00:44:39 So get this, right, there are medications. Like our dog Whitney is terrified of fireworks and the vet gave us this medication that's meant to you know it's kind of like a lorazepam but for dogs yeah and before we went home she literally said to us she goes just thought i'd mention um sometimes very rare, very super rare. Sometimes when you give the tablet to dogs, they can have a different reaction and turn into a rabid, crazy, aggressive animal. And I said, pardon me?
Starting point is 00:45:18 Anyway, it happened. Oh, you got the super rare. Yeah, so we gave this pill to our dog because the fireworks were going off and we had to lock her in the room. Oh, my God. And she was like trying to get out. It was terrifying. It wasn't a full moon as well, was it?
Starting point is 00:45:33 She was a werewolf. She wasn't transforming. But I'm just saying, could it be a similar thing? Look, I don't know. All I know is the man was restrained by crew members. They had to turn it around and they arrested him when they landed because no matter what you've taken, you can't bite the flight staff, okay? No matter how tasty they look or how high you are,
Starting point is 00:45:52 there is no circumstances under which it's okay to have a nibble on the flight attendant. Stop biting people. Like, can you imagine, I feel bad for the guy if he has had some sort of reaction. Yeah. And then he's been imagine being told you wake up and they go you bit a woman yesterday oh that's massive that's massive
Starting point is 00:46:11 booze regret hey that's the sunday scaries times 500 anxiety times a million you're like what here's a question for you this afternoon and it might seem a little out there but I believe there are stories out there that people will give us. Who bit you on 0800 dials at M? Who's the person that bit you and why? Why did they bite you?
Starting point is 00:46:33 And where? Where did they bite you? You know? That might be too risky. No, I don't mean in a kinky way. I mean, oh, maybe I do.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Maybe I do. Maybe I mean on like a Tinder date and you just met this person and then you go home with them and they start biting you. Have you seen the video that's doing the rounds lately where obviously I think their boyfriend and girlfriend and the boyfriend gets the girlfriend to bite him really hard
Starting point is 00:46:58 and then he gets it tattooed? Oh, people, eh? It's a horrific tattoo. It's terrible. Get her name. Yeah, get her name's a horrific tattoo. It's terrible. Get her name. Yeah, get her name. Or her date of birth or something. Or her star sign, like a normal person.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Get her bite. Who bit you? A passenger on a plane has bit the flight attendant. They had to turn the plane around and land, emergency landing, because he bit the flight attendant. Yeah, that's crazy. You can't do that. You can't bite people.
Starting point is 00:47:26 We've asked you who bit you, and gosh, we're getting some good messages on this. Like this text message. My mum bit me on the thigh because I told her to F off. Skin removed, massive bruise for six weeks. I never did that again. I bet. That sounds very painful.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Someone said, Oh, the Hulk hands. Let's go to Jess on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. Who bit you? Yeah. Wait. Who bit you? So a kid in the warehouse bit me. This was like 30-something years ago.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Yeah. Wait. Some random kid at the warehouse came out of nowhere and bit you. Yeah, but it kind of gets worse. So my mum tells me this story all the time, but I bit the kid back. Oh, my God. Yeah, you did. You show them, Jess. How old would you have been?
Starting point is 00:48:26 I would have been maybe five or six. Oh, my God. Imagine just seeing these two little kids just going at each other like rabid dogs. I know. Good on you. Jess, I feel like we've been saying all afternoon you can't go around biting people, but I think if they bite first. People have told me.
Starting point is 00:48:43 No, fair game. Fair game. Fair game. Fair game. I wonder if you were a natural biter because kids go through a biting stage. And obviously that kid that bit you was going through a biting stage and you've just come out of nowhere and returned the favour. Good question.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Were you a one-time bite offender, Jess, or did you go on to have a prolific biting career? I'm not aware of any other incidents. Okay, good. It is in you. It is somewhere in you. Good on you, Jess. Thanks, Jess. How about this text?
Starting point is 00:49:15 I once woke up to my then-boyfriend yelling what the F with me mid-chomp on his shoulder. I have no memory of what I was biting in my dream, but I bit him hard. You would freak out. I'd be like, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:49:36 Especially if you were asleep when the bite started. Sharice is here. Hi, Sharice. Hi, Sharice. Hi. Yours is also a dream bite story. Similar situation to your text message. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I was dreaming and kind of like felt something up against my lips. And then my husband woke me up saying, why the hell are you biting me? Yeah, I left a mark. It actually popped up on my Facebook memories just last week. Oh, my God. Really? He posted it on Facebook. That's so good.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Do you remember what you were dreaming about? No idea, but it was kind of like one of those lucid dreams where you feel. Yeah. I just felt like this. Felt like biting. It's like that saying, never use a toilet in a dream. Never take a bite. Never take a bite in a dream either.
Starting point is 00:50:33 That's such good advice that I learned too late, by the way. Never use a toilet. Clearly, Cherise was hungry and she wanted to bite. Listen to her. She loves it. Cherise is like, I'd do it again. I'd do it again too. Oh, this is my favourite text.
Starting point is 00:50:47 My sister bit me over a shirt. Oh, my sister bit me over a shirt. I took the shirt that I let her borrow and she didn't like that and latched onto my arm like a frigging koala and chomped. This girl then had the audacity to look at me and say, to look up at me, release my arm and say, mmm, tastes like chicken.
Starting point is 00:51:11 This sounds like me and my sister growing up. Like it is ruthless out there in sibling world. When I say I was going to kick her ass, oh boy. See, my sister, so interesting, because only your siblings is that acceptable to bite each other. Anywhere else it's psychotic. Anywhere else you're a psycho, but if you're biting your sibling, like,
Starting point is 00:51:34 oh yeah, that makes sense. Let's get one more from Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, guys. So, I was the biker back in my day. Oh no. I was the biker back in my day. Oh, no. I was this little feral kid running around in the far north.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Okay. Turns out I was getting bullied by these older kids. I was like five. They were like 10. And I just saw red. And apparently I launched myself at one of these older kids, latched onto his cheek, and he had to go and get some stitches. You bit his face. You bit his face, Jade.
Starting point is 00:52:09 I bit his face. I bit his cheek. The funny thing is I don't actually remember this whole happening. I just remember his younger brother was in my class at the time, and he had to get moved because they were fearing for his safety. And I only found this out like a couple of years later from my mum because she was one of the teachers around there. I hate to say it, Jade, but he deserved that bite on the face.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Just a little bit. Yeah. A little bit. Bullies deserve to be bitten. I love the idea of moving his brother out of the class, like you've got a taste for the family. I think that's what they were hearing. Yeah. You're like, hmm, that's a good bloodline family? I think that's what they were hearing. You're like,
Starting point is 00:52:45 that's a good bloodline. Maybe I'll taste what his brother's into. How do you get that out of a kid too? They didn't muzzle you, did they, Jade? I feel like that was the pretty much closest treatment that they were trying to get at. Other than that, my friends, they were trying to be so good.
Starting point is 00:53:01 They were going there like, this is how it feels. And then they would bite me. Jade, where did you grow up? Where was this all going down? Far north, Kirikiri? Yes! I like it.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Alright, Jade. Thank you for sharing. We can hardly even hear the muzzle. We can hear you so clearly through it. It's a very good one. My favourite, Jade, was when you described it as, and I launched myself at his face. Yeah, it was a full-on, like, what predator launch.
Starting point is 00:53:38 So good. They walk among us. I wonder where Bite Boy is now. Yeah. Bree and Clint. I want to tell you a story from the holidays because this is an absolute ripper from my mum, Mama Di, who people know from the show.
Starting point is 00:53:56 She came up with this genius plan over the Christmas break and I was very impressed and so was my dad. And it all started when my mum and dad were talking about Christmas presents, which is always kind of a bit of a touchy subject because my dad usually forgets or gets us to get something. For her? Yeah, so he doesn't know what he's got her. And my mum always puts, you know, quite a bit of effort into his gift. He got her a vacuum cleaner once, eh?
Starting point is 00:54:28 And a broom. And a broom, that's right. What's worse than a vacuum cleaner? A broom. A broom. She rages about the broom to this day. Anyway, they had discussed not really getting each other anything this year and kind of putting it out on the table.
Starting point is 00:54:45 But my dad contacted me and said, hey, can you help me? He was actually really good this year. He's like, when I pick you up from the airport, can we go to the shops and you can help me pick something else out nice for your mum, which is nice. And I was like, oh, I know my mum. Even though they've said they won't get gifts, I know she will get him something. Yeah, yeah. And what went down in my parents' relationship,
Starting point is 00:55:09 my mum, like, pulled a Swifty on my dad. So my dad has been really wanting a leaf blower. Okay. Like, really badly wanting. Classic dad gift. You know, he takes a lot of pride in the yard because he's in his 60s. Yeah. He loves yard work and he's been really wanting this leaf blower.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Okay. And he says to my mum, hey, this was like a week before Christmas. He said, hey, I'm going to go to that place and have a look at the leaf blowers and probably pick one up because I heard they're on special. But what he didn't know is that my mum had already been there two weeks before and bought him the exact leaf blower that he wanted for Christmas. So let's call my mum and she can tell you what she has done to pretty much diffuse the situation.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Right, the double leaf. Hello? Hi, Di, it's Brian Clint. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. how are you going? Good thanks. Hey Mum, I was just telling Clint about the leaf blower situation. Yeah, what about it? So pretty much I've told the story up until the point where, you know, Dad really wanted the leaf blower. You'd already bought the leaf blower for him as a secret present for Christmas and you knew
Starting point is 00:56:27 he was going to this particular store to go look at the leaf blowers. What did you do, mum, to detour dad? What I did was I rang the lady that works at the leaf blower shop and I said... So she cold calls her. She doesn't know her. She goes, I know it's that shop that he's going to go to.
Starting point is 00:56:50 So she calls up that shop to talk to this lady who's working. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, and so I said, look, a guy's coming in with a nice big moustache and he's named Stephen and he's chasing one of your bigger leaf blowers but I said I was in there only a week or so ago and I bought it for him for Christmas can you tell him you haven't got any and she said yeah well no worries that's fine so anyway then your father gets home and I said, oh, how did you go with the leaf blower? And he said, well, I went in there and she said, oh, look, I don't think I've got any. And he said, well, what about that one on the wall?
Starting point is 00:57:34 And she said, oh, are you interested in that model, are you? And he said, yes, I am. And she said, well, look, I'll just give you a tip. After Christmas, it's going to be another 10% off it. If you want to wait, you'll get it a bit cheaper. And he said, oh, right. So that sounds good. And that's what he told me. But I have to tell you the absolute pinnacle of it all is Christmas Day. I walk in with the leaf blower and we nearly had it domestic because he kept telling me, why did you buy it? I could have got it another 10% off. And I kept saying to him, no, Stephen, just listen to what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:58:29 She told you that. You've been hoodwinked. You've been massively hoodwinked. How good is that quick thinking from my mother where Dad's been like, I'm going to go to the leaf blower store today. And the lady in the store. And the lady. To have your mum's back like that.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Genius. So I have to know, Di, you've done everything here to surprise him. All the lady in the store to have your mum's back like that. Genius. So I have to know, Di, you've done everything here to surprise him. All the odds were against you. You've got him exactly what he wanted for Christmas. What did he get you in return? Nothing. Oh, piss off.
Starting point is 00:58:59 No, he did, no, he got me two pairs of absolutely wonderful sunglasses that Brianna helped him pick one of the pairs. Bailey and Nelson, I think it is. Yeah, he did. He did well this year.
Starting point is 00:59:13 He did well. Okay, all right, good. All right, good to hear. But it doesn't make up for that broom he got you that one year, does it? Oh, mate, you know where he can stick that broom. He wanted a leaf blower. You should have got him a broom. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:59:29 All right, we'll do it. I think that's it, eh? We'll tick the boxes. Yeah, I'm pretty keen. I've been so hungry because I've been back at the gym. Oh, yeah. So I'm keen to get home,
Starting point is 00:59:40 put some food in my tummy. Did you see that TikTok that's blowing up everywhere at the moment where it's this woman explaining how adults don't get enough protein? Did you see that TikTok that's blowing up everywhere at the moment Where it's this woman explaining How adults don't get enough protein Have you seen that one yet? Specifically women, it targets women and it says Because girls all have like a boiled egg
Starting point is 00:59:54 For breakfast And then be like alright got my protein for the day And then you might have some meat with dinner They're like are you not getting anywhere near enough protein Not me mate I have a ton of meat. Do you? Not really.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Not really. What did you have for lunch? Today, I've eaten a bunch of scrambled eggs this morning, because that's my chili eggs for breakfast. How many eggs? Well, my partner and I, between us, we had five. Okay. So, a bit.
Starting point is 01:00:22 And then for lunch, I had two rice paper rolls with pork in it. Okay, yeah. That's about it. That's it. It's probably still not enough. Probably not, eh? No, it's weird. What's got a lot of protein?
Starting point is 01:00:35 Baked beans. Does it? Does it? Does it? Fiber. Okay. Wait. See, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:41 I think it's fiber that's in baked beans. Baked beans. Fish has a lot of protein. Yeah, fish has got a lot baked beans. Baked beans. Fish has a lot of protein. Yeah, fish has got a lot of protein, yeah. Baked beans have a lot of... Chicken has a lot of protein in it. Yeah. It's a lean protein, which is why it's good.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Baked beans are a source of protein and are high in fibre, so are not a bad choice, especially on whole grain toast or a jacket potato. Oh, there you go. Lots of options. God, that sounds good, baked toast or a jacket potato oh there you go lots of options god that sounds good baked beans on a jacket i made i made protein porridge for breakfast and i've never thought less of myself sounds yuck did you have any fruit on it yeah i had some um like frozen blueberries in it and some honey thank god anyway that's enough protein chat. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys. Play ZM's Brand Clint.
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