ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd January 2025

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

A sniff test for Clint.  Who's eating lamb these days?  Did you travel to somewhere because it's a filming location?  Screwed over by a long-time friend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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G'day guys, happy Thursday. Can't wait for tomorrow, Friday. Then the weekend. That's how it goes. Yep, they haven't changed the order of the days of the week this year, have they? Imagine if they did, though. Yeah. Imagine if they just wanted to throw a spanner in the works.

Imagine if Chris Hipkins comes out with a bold policy. He's like, guys, we're moving Monday to the middle of the week. Everyone hates it, so we're going to start the week on a Tuesday. Nah, stuff that. I've always said, why is it that it's five days of work? I mean, this is, you know, generally speaking. Five days of work, two days off. Why isn't it more even, like four days of work, three days off?

Or four days off and three days of work. Who came up with that concept? Henry Ford, I think. Well, he needs to be publicly lynched. Whoa! Just kidding. You're lucky he's long dead. I know, that's why I said it.

We'll be Friday Hockey tomorrow and we'll do this. Badly. And you can pick the winner, as we always do on a Friday. But guys, that's the future. Let's live in the present, okay? We are going into a fresh round of Tradie vs Lady. And the Tradies are unbeatable in 2025 so far. The ladies are coming back today.

I can feel it in me bones. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us. No, don't text us. Don't text us. Don't text us. Just call if you want to play. No, don't text us. Don't text us. Don't text us. Just call if you want to play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Hello. If this is the first show you're listening to for the year, welcome back in a score update for you. The Tradies taking three out of three, which means the ladies on zero.

Undefeated trades people on the show this year so far. Will it change today? A lady wants to do that. She's calling from New Plymouth. She's 37 and she went to Splash Planet this summer. I've heard it's awesome. Welcome to the show, T. G'day, T.

Hi. Still good, Splash Planet? Yes, and cold. show, T. G'day, T. Hi. Still good, Splash Planet? Yes, it was cold. Oh, cold. Yeah, that's the problem with the water park in New Plymouth, eh? How quickly did you tire out? I didn't even go in the water. Oh.

Oh, well, you didn't go to Splash Planet then. You went to the grass around Splash Planet. Still count. I'm supervising. Supervising, okay. Good on you, T. You're taking on our tradie today from Taranaki, the 45, and he survived a brain trauma.

Wow. Welcome to the show, Jason. G'day, Jason. How are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. What happened? Oh, you know, just developed shit eggs over a couple of years and then finally got a scan and then they showed a brain tumour.

Shut up. Excuse me, sorry. It says here you survived a brain trauma. You survived a brain tumour? Tumour, yes. Wow. Wow. That's unbelievable. Yeah, well, yeah. How long ago was that, Jase?

2004 was the first operation. Yeah, so it's been, and then it took about five years to get rid of it. Yeah. Yeah, wow. Good on you, mate. Glad to have you. Very much so.

Your buzzer is tradie, Jase, and T, your lady, the first of three correct answers will win $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which musical is based on the songs from ABBA?

It's got Meryl Streep in it. Yes. T? Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia has it in the name. That is correct. You're on the board with one.

Question number two. Pointe shoes are generally used whilst doing what style of dance? Lady. Yes, Jason. Ballerina. Ballerina. Nice, Jason. Ballet, yep.

Well done. We'll take it. One a piece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. We got stars. I heard T. Robbie Williams.

Robbie Williams. Oh, he's back in a big way. He's in that monkey movie. Better man out in cinemas at the moment. It's a fantastic film. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Jase. Question number four.

Which city is the home of the AFC football team that plays in the A League? Tradies. Yes, Jase. Auckland. He's levelled up here. Auckland FC. He's levelled up. Well done. Here we go. Question number five. This is the tie-break question.

What does the term phalanges refer to? Trady. Yes, Jase, for the win. Fingers. Fingers, we'll take it. Fingers and toes was the answer. Correct. You've got it! You just picked at the post there, T. It was a great game, but, Jase, you came out on top. $50 coming your way.

Yeah, I was sweating, I tell you. I know, and you got the pressure of the unbeaten tradie week on your back as well. You know, you don't want to be the one to blow that, Jase. No, you're exactly right. You nailed it, though. You came through clutch. I had all my phalanges crossed for you, Jase. $50 cash coming your way.

Thanks, Jase. Bye, Jase, mate. See you, mate. Sometimes, Clint, I look at my dogs, my girls, and it makes me want to cry thinking that they're not going to be with me forever. Oh, is that what you do? Sometimes it'll pop into my head where I'm like, I'm not going to have you forever.

Oh, that's sad. It's really sad. It makes me really upset because obviously dogs don't live as long as us. No. And it's very traumatic losing a dog. It really is. Like I remember when we lost our family dog that we had had for 18 years. It was like a member of the family had passed away.

Wait, you had an 18-year-old dog? Yeah. Wow. Old dog, eh? Old dog. Yeah, she was incredible. And my mum cried. Like, we all cried for like a month.

Yeah. And it was never the same. And it's like losing a family member. That's why when I read this next story, I got excited because this is a legit thing. So apparently there's a San Francisco-based company who has created a drug designed to extend the lifespan of dogs. Really?

They've created it. It exists. The Dog Fountain of Youth? Well, not the Fountain of dogs. Really? They've created it. It exists. The dog fountain of youth. Well, not the fountain of youth. It's not designed to make them live forever. So here are the details. So apparently a biotech startup called Loyal has already created a drug and essentially they reckon it will reduce ageing in dogs

by targeting certain biological mechanisms of ageing, including improving its metabolic health. And they reckon, and you're going to, I just can't see your face when I tell you how long it's going to prolong the dog's life. Well, I've got to juxtapose that with how much it costs too. Like how much to get how many years. There's no details on how much it costs yet. All right.

The special wonder drug though to extend your dog's life. They reckon it will extend the dog's life by a year. Hey, hey. How do you prove it? Like you give your dog this drug and like that. It's a great question. Any breed that you Google, like if you Google French Bulldogs it will say the lifespan of a

French Bulldog is 8 to 10 years. It is a great question. It says here that the drug is designed to be taken daily and is aimed at dogs age 10 and older. And they reckon it will be available next year.

Well, I guess if you look at the percentage of a dog's life, so if the average lifespan of a dog is 10 years and they say the struggle will give you one extra year, that is extending your dog's lifespan by 10%. Yeah. So for people... Pretty good. If you say the average lifespan of a person is 70 years,

for example, then it's the equivalent of giving human beings an extra seven years. That's a lot. It is a lot. In the grand scheme. Yeah. And to be honest, I feel like people listening, if there's people who have an older dog, you'd take it. Or if you've lost

a dog, you would give anything to have another year. But it's too late for those people. Yeah, I know. They're old dogs. You can't get them on the wonder drug now. I assume they have to be on the drug their whole life so this company can get you to pay for it for the dog's whole life. No, it's aimed at dogs age 10 and older. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so just older dogs to start taking it. And to be honest, like anyone who's had an older dog, like I like, when you have an older dog, we did everything we could to make her more comfortable. So we gave her bone broth and stuff for her joints and her heart health and everything. So you just add this tablet in, I guess.

Yeah, yeah. And hope for the best. If that's what it can do for 10-year-old dogs, you should give it to your puppy. Then that thing might live forever. Who knows? It might outlive you. It's interesting though. Yeah.

Imagine. They reckon that with the creation of this drug, it could open the door to creating similar stuff for humans because there are so many similarities between humans and dogs and they could start, you know. If you look at ageing dogs, they have a lot of similar problems to us. Oh, I see what you mean. You know? I was like, in what way are we similar to dogs?

You know, like old dogs get arthritis and they have, you know, heart problems. They get fat at middle age. They get grey hairs. Anyway, I'm all for it and to be honest, I'd probably be one of the suckers who'd buy it, even though you don't really know if it works If you've got the money, then you would, if you could do something for your pet

You're right though, it depends how much it is Very much so It'll go to this uber riches first Like if it's a crazy amount We're trying to find New Zealand's oldest dog this afternoon How old was that dog we talked to earlier this week on Tradiverse Lady? Was she 17? Was it a 17 year old dog, Claude? dog this afternoon. How old was that dog we talked to earlier this week on Tradiverse Lady? It was old.

Was she 17? Was it a 17 year old dog, Claude? Yeah, it was a 17 year old toy poodle. That's right, yeah. She still had a few teeth, was pretty much deaf and kind of blind. 0800 dials at M or text 9696 have you got a really old dog? Yeah. And it might just be really old for

its breed. Like have you got a 15 year old French Bulldog? Yeah. And like bigger dogs, have you got a really old dog? Yeah. And it might just be really old for its breed. Like, have you got a 15-year-old French Bulldog? Yeah. And, like, bigger dogs. If you've got, like, if you've got a 15-year-old Bullmastiff or, like, Pitbull, that's an old Pitbull. You've got a 21-year-old Labrador. Four. I don't know if they exist.

Bree and Clint. A biotech startup has created a drug called LO-O-Y-0-0-2, if anyone wanted to write it down in case they want to get it next year. Why would you have to write it down? It's such a catchy name. L-O-Y-0-0-2. And they're saying that they reckon it will extend a dog's lifespan by at least, at least one year.

At least a year. Yeah. Which we kind of scoffed at, but actually it could be about 10% of your dog's life extended. Which, kind of, kind of good. Yeah. So we are trying to find New Zealand's oldest dog at the moment, whether that is because they're a freak of nature

or they're on some crazy good diet or something else. Sarah, you've got an old dog and you're doing something to get your dog to that age as well. Yes, he is on an injection for arthritis and it is amazing. He's been on it for 14 months and it does work really well. He runs around like a young puppy again. Oh my God, and how old is he? Oh, that's so good.

He's 14. 14! And had you tried other things in the lead up to trying this one, Sarah, to fix his arthritis? No, not really. Like I didn't actually know he had it until we'd gone for a walk one day and he sort of yapped in pain and I took him to the vet. But, yeah, it does really work really well.

And for people listening who might have a dog with the same thing and be like, what is it? What's it called? Do you know? It's called Baranza. Okay. Baranza. A lot of this comes down to cost for people.

Do you mind us asking how much has arthritis injection costs? I think it might be on weight, but it's $125 a month, but it's worth every cent to me just to make them, you know. You're such a good mum, Sarah. He's 14. He won't be on it forever, right, Sarah? But if it makes... I didn't mean it like that.

I didn't mean it like that. I was like... As long as he dies soon, guys. I know. Shit. I meant you'll make the last bit better, but... No, I know. But also, I mean, it's a limited plan, Sarah.

No, that's amazing, Sarah. Good on you. I agree. I'd pay that. Someone texted in, I've got a 17-year-old sausage dog called Lady. 17-year-old sausage dog? What's the lifespan of sausage dogs? Good question.

Lifespan. Can you look at that? I feel like they'd go on hip problems or back problems because they're so long. Yeah. Someone else said we had a dog, Bailey, lived most of her life on boats. She was my stepdad's and taught me how to drive. What?

What? She was my stepdad's, taught me how to drive. Okay. Anyway. We'll take your word for it. They go on and say, Bailey lived to be 20. That's not the most impressive part. The most impressive part is the dog taught you how to drive.

Like stick shift or just automatic? Did it teach you to drive well? Because like if it was an automatic, I mean, that's not that impressive. My dog's 17. He's amazing and still gets the zoomies like a three-year-old. Yeah, some dogs are just like that, eh? I've got a foxy cross chihuahua. He's 15, very deaf, slightly blind, lots of supplements,

goes on walks and is a happy lad. Oh, good on him. That's great. Someone else said, my partner had a 23, this might be the oldest, 23-year-old border collie named Dusty. That dog would be dusty, crusty and rusty. Dusty. That dog would be dusty, crusty and rusty. Dusty. We had an 18-year-old Bichon.

His name was Bolly. How old? 18. 18, yeah, that's a fair innings. Let's go to Inga on the phone. Hi, Inga. Hi, Inga. Oh, hello, just coming off speaker. Hi, guys.

Hello. Hello, mate. How old's your dog? He's not with us anymore But we had The oldest Leon Berger In the southern hemisphere No way

Leon Berger's Our own enormous dog Right Inga? Yeah 87 kilos Of pure love And how old? He was

They said At the time When we got him The lifespan was about Eight and a half years And we had him For nearly 13 and a half Shut up.

Wow. You almost doubled your money, Inga. That's what everybody says. That's incredible. But there's a secret. There was a secret. I gave him ginger nuts, and I swear by it. You what?

We used to feed him ginger nuts. Whenever I was grooming him, I'd sit and see the ginger nuts all broken up. Ginger nuts? Tell me all. Ginger nuts the biscuit. You reckon that's what got your dog through? Yeah, the vet used to see the ginger nuts all broken up. Ginger nuts the biscuit. You reckon that's what got your dog through? Yeah, the vet used to go, stop it, stop it, stop it. And when he got to 10 and he got

his grey muzzle certificate, because officially they're old at 10. He goes, well maybe you shouldn't stop it. And when he got to 11, he said, absolutely don't. No, don't change a thing. Just keep doing what you're doing. If you were giving that dog a beer and a cigarette, you keep going, you know?

Inga, was that some kind of record for that breed of dog? No, there are older ones now. I know for a fact that there's one that got just about 14. I haven't really looked it up since, but we've got another one now. I might have to review that. What sort of car do you have to have if you've got an 87-kilo Leon Burger? When we had Rusty, I had a Mazda Familia hatchback. Get off the grass.

And he had big faces when he got out of the van. It was hilarious. Like a clown car. Would have literally just been you pressed up against the window with all this fur behind you. That's the dog's car now. Thanks, Inga. Great call.

We appreciate it. That's amazing. Someone said, I have a 16-year-old wolfhound cross Labrador. I left him in Australia with my parents worrying that he was too old to fly across the ditch and he's still going strong. He's like, why'd you leave me? A wolfhound is one of the biggest breeds of dog you can get. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think there is a bigger breed of dog. I think the Leonberger. Oh, really? I think that's about it. Oh. Yeah. And 16 is wild. Like that is wild because wolfhounds only live to their five. Someone else said my dog's going to live forever. Does that count? That counts.

Yes, that counts. It counts. And you know what? And yes, your dog is. Your dog is, yeah. Your dog absolutely is. Bree and Clint. I have a question for the group. Probably, actually no, probably just Clint. Okay. Because we're the only ones who eat this particular type of meat. Right.

Oh, okay. I was sitting at the lunch table. Claudia feels left out. Yeah, I want to be included. No, you're a vegetarian. You excluded yourself. Only most of the time. Do you eat lamb?

No, never. Okay, well, you can't participate. I'm sorry. There's one part of the show. Oh, wait, wait, wait. We have to be inclusive, okay? Okay, if you want to participate. Ella, Ella, is lamb vegan? No, honey, never. Okay, well, you can't participate. I'm sorry. There's one part of the show. Wait, wait, wait. We have to be inclusive, okay? Okay, if you want to participate. Ella, is lamb vegan?

No, honey, no. Unless you're patting it. It's okay, I make your lamb. No big fat Greek wedding. Sitting at the lunch table with some of the gals from the office and we were just talking about everything and anything and for some reason we started talking about lamb and they started talking about how and anything. And for some reason, we started talking about lamb. And they started talking about how they like their lamb cooked.

And my ears pricked up because I was like, what? I thought there was just one way that lamb should be cooked. And that's well done. The girls around at the lunch table all eat their lamb either medium rare or medium. Yeah, I would have thought that too. Oh, no. Like a lamb cutlet? No, I'm talking like a lamb.

Oh, like a leg of lamb. Like a roast lamb. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, the only way to eat that is roast. Like, yeah, I'm with you. Like a piece. Like falling off the bone. Like a leg of lamb.

Yeah. Or maybe not like a leg of lamb, but like, you know, just like a piece. Like a lamb roast. Yeah, or like a lamb steak. Oh, no, if you're talking about lamb steak. Yeah, lamb steak, I'm eating that well done. But if you think about little lamb cutlets with the bit of bone still attached to them, you wouldn't want that well done.

You'd want a little bit of pink on that, wouldn't you? Yeah, maybe medium well. I'm more impressed that this group of, like, millennial and Gen Z women are eating lamb. I thought it was a pretty retro meat. I thought we'd all kind of move past. Nah, lamb's back in, baby. Is lamb back? Yeah, lamb's back in.

Oh, my God. Tell the dairy farmers. They're going to be pissed off because they all converted to cows because no one was eating lamb anymore. I think people are eating lamb. I enjoy lamb. We had lamb a couple of nights. Well, the reason why my ears pricked up as well is we had lamb

a couple of nights ago for dinner. Yeah. And, oh, man, it was a fantastic meal. Nothing wrong with it. Apart from there was one I just couldn't eat the rare, like it was medium rare, like piece in the middle of this piece of lamb. Is there a chef listening that could text us? Yeah, what is the proper way to eat it?

How you meant to eat lamb? Yeah. I don't eat a lot of lamb. It's very rare you go to a restaurant and lamb's on the menu, isn't it? Nah. Yeah. Lamb's always on the menu. It is not. What restaurants are you going to

um there's usually some form of lamb dish really yeah especially in new zealand oh maybe i'm not looking hard enough there's always some sort of lamb was a rarity these days do you feel like no one is eating i feel like no one's eating lamb nah mate i feel like you i feel like no one is eating it. I feel like no one's eating lamb, yeah. Nah, mate. I feel like you're living under a rock. Text us, 9696, lamb. Have you had it in the last week? Okay, you want to limit it to a week? Okay. No, have you had it in the last month?

Yeah, okay. Okay? Is that fair? Yeah. Have you eaten lamb? On Christmas Day. Christmas doesn't count. In the last month.

Yeah. Text it to 9696. Yes or no. Yes or no. And how do you like it cooked? We'll hit two birds with one stone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Text it to 9696. Yes or no. And how do you like it cooked? We'll hit two birds with one stone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Here we go. Nice. Okay. And are you

a chef and how are we meant to eat lamb? Someone text through, had lamb mince last night. Oh no, not lamb mince. That doesn't count. No, that counts. No, that doesn't count. That's lamb. It counts. Someone else said literally having lamb tonight. Oh, I feel like lamb tonight.

I had a lamb shank yesterday. Now, where are all these lamb eaters coming from? Yes, and medium. Yes, I had it. Medium rare. Lots of people having the lamb. All right. Bree and Clint.

God, I stand corrected. I told you, mate. I don't think I've had a worse take on this show. I was quite shocked when you said lamb's really rare. I said lamb's on the way out. I was surprised that a group of young women here at ZM were eating lamb. I thought it was a retro meal. And I said to you, nah, lamb's back in, has been for a while.

Every restaurant has at least one lamb dish on the menu. The number of lamb fans in our text machine. There was one. Where was the chef that texted through? Hey, Chef Adam here. Roast lamb, definitely medium rare. About 54 degrees Celsius. Lamb chops, perfect.

Medium is perfect. What? Okay, yeah. Yeah, so that's a chef. He's saying medium is good for a lamb. I love lamb. I had lamb shank last night. God, there's so much lamb messages.

Someone said, where have you been, Clint? Someone else said, yes, medium rare. I like to have it. Someone else said, yeah, lamb rack, medium. Medium for steaks, slow cooked for roast. Someone else said, love lamb, my favourite meat of them all. Lamb twice this week. We've got to get on the lamb. We do our lamb in the air fryer.

God, isn't an air fryer a hack for everything? Have you seen that lady on TikTok who cooked a steak from frozen in the air fryer? Yes, I did see that. And it came out perfect. Came out really good. I know. People don't want to hear that. Someone else said, Fiji

Indian lamb curry all the way. Yeah. God, that sounds nice. So many lamb fans, except for this person who said, I farm lamb and I haven't eaten it in years. That makes sense, though. Yeah, true. I don't go home and listen to the radio, do I?

Oh, I can picture you listening to yourself all the way home. From iHeartRadio, this is the Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this story just gets juicier and juicier. What's the latest on the Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni saga? Oh, it really does. So the last time we spoke on air, obviously we talked about the different lawsuits and everything that's going down.

Well, in one of Blake Lively's, well, in her only lawsuit towards Justin Baldoni and his production company, she talked about harassment and she actually specifically mentioned one scene from the movie where they are slow dancing and there's no words, it's just music in the background. Justin Baldoni's team have released a 10-minute unedited, one clip, no take, no edit, no cut video where you can actually hear what they're talking about in the scene. Now, just to give you the context, this is the scene,

not the exact moment, but this is the scene that Blake sort of alleges that, you know, he was harassing her. Have a listen. I think we've got some audio of their scene. We have these moments where literally we've done it for like five minutes. It's like, I think you would find it terrifying. It's literally, we just literally do each other. And like time stops.

But like, that's just how it's been for us from the beginning. No, we're like, oh my God, there's not enough time. And they score again. It's like, oh my God, I forgot to tell you something else. I think that's cute. To give it context, they're very, very, like they're slow dancing. Their faces are very close and they're having to create like these images of them being in love.

So they're kind of talking to each other and having laughing moments because the scene is actually in slow-mo in the movie. So you can't actually hear what they're saying in the film. When I saw the clip, it's an interesting one, Dean. For me, it was so uncomfortable to watch, and I do really feel like Blake Lively is uncomfortable. Oh, you got that feeling from it? That's the vibe I got, and she was talking and saying things

to try and make it less uncomfortable. I haven't seen it and he has released it to go hey look, we're fine. Everything's fine. I didn't do anything. But also you have to remember that these people are both actors and so they could be acting in that scene there. Like she could be

uncomfortable but she could be acting as if she is fine. That's what I mean. It's a hard one. I agree. And remember this, now this is obviously the 10, I totally agree with you actually, like this is a 10 minute clip that he's released, that's intentionally released. We don't know

if it's another two hours of footage or another angle or, this is one moment where they seem, I agree she does actually seem quite uncomfortable, but they are top actors, so it's not hard to act smiley and playful when you're being filmed on a movie set, right? Yeah.

I don't know, I think there's a very good chance that this clip of 10 minutes that he carefully curated and chose has nothing to do with her feeling or what she really went through. Well, there you go, the drama rolls on. That's Tim McCarthy with the Blake Lively update and that's the latest with Well, there you go. The drama rolls on. That's Dee McCarthy with the Blake Lively update.

And that's the latest with us, Bree and Clint. Sorry, my brain stopped for a second. We're back after this on ZM. Bree and Clint. We're talking about

famous places you've been just because they were on a TV show or movie. Because the people who own Carrie Bradshaw's apartment from Sex in the City want people off the stairs and they said they're going to put up an iron gate to stop people.

It's crazy. Someone just texted us and they said, Hey, we were just in New York a couple of weeks ago and happened to walk past Carrie's steps and the gate you speak of is actually already up. Oh, my God. I didn't know it was her door until my friend pointed it out and then we took a

drunken photo in front of it and the people looked out the window and I waved to them. I'm now laughing having heard your story. They did wave back to me though. Oh that's alright then. There you go. I'm sure they don't mind if you're on the footpath. Yeah if you're not doing anything wrong. And I get it. It would get

annoying if people were literally on your steps outside your door every day. But you do own the house from Sex and the City. And you probably knew that it was the house from Sex and the City. It's like the people who want the speedway in Auckland to be moved. You bought a house next to a stock car track. It's the same as Eden Park. It's the same as Eden Park.

They're like, we don't want any concerts at the stadium that we bought a house next to. Yeah, Eden Park was already there. It's infuriating. Caitlin's called up on our $800. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hiya.

What famous landmark from a TV show or movie did you visit? So, a bit of a long story. I was in the US on a road trip and I'm a bit of a Twilight fan. Oh, yeah? And we detoured into Olympic National Park, which was about six hours of driving, to go visit Forks, where they filmed Twilight. Wait, you detoured for six hours so you could go to Forks?

Yeah, and it turns out most of it was actually filmed in Vancouver, so there was only one house there. Was it a good house, though, and did you recognise it from the movie? No, I didn't recognise it. Oh, no. Oh, no. You've been. You've been.

At least you can say you've been, right, Caitlin? Forks is missing a trick. They need to do what Hobbiton did and just rebuild the entire set. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I feel like 10 years ago it would have been cool, but... Not anymore. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Thanks, Caitlin.

We appreciate it. Someone said, I was in New York and I went to the Seinfeld House and Restaurant. The Rocky Steps in Philadelphia, they're actually a really quick and easy set of steps to run up and down. Well, there you go. Don't know what Rocky was talking about. What's he on about? Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy.

Hi. Where'd you go? Because it was in a film or a television show. Game of Thrones. So I went to Croatia and Dubrovnik. Dubrovnik, yeah. Yeah, and what have they got there? So they do these like tours, but I went to where they walk down the stairs

and do like the shame, shame, shame thing. Yes, that's a classic, yeah. Yeah, so I got my photo taken there. Was it as cool as what you expected it to be, Lucy? It was really just some stares. Yeah. I feel like there's been a few places where I've been real excited and sometimes it lives up to it where you're like,

whoa, and that's where that happened and that's where that happened. And then other times you're like, oh, it's really just. Yeah. Look bigger in the movie. It was great. Yeah. At least I got the photo, but everyone is're like, oh, it's really just. Yeah. Look bigger in the movie. It was great. Yeah. At least I got the photo, but everyone is just like, oh, just a photo of you on some stairs.

Some stairs. That's hilarious. You needed to be naked like the person in the shame, shame, shame scene. You know, you needed to go all alone. Recreate it. Yeah. Thanks, Liz. Probably get arrested.

Yeah, well, you know, for the plot, someone else said we went to the famous park bench from The Fault in Our Stars in Amsterdam. I know the one they're talking about. Someone else said, I went to Ramsey Street from Neighbours in Melbourne. I shall remain anonymous for the regrettable fan moment. A lot of people go to Ramsey Street. Don't worry, you're not alone. Big fans of that show.

Someone said, I got a photo at Bree's house. Bucket list. What? Which house? Oh, there you a photo at Bree's house. Bucket list. What? Which house? Oh, there you go. Text us the address. We want to know if you're at the right house. I can't imagine if they text the right address.

Well, if they do, you reply and you go, no, that's not my address. I told that person to stop coming around. Yeah, yeah. Someone else said that they got pictures outside the hotel in season three and four of Fear the Walking Dead in Mexico. Oh yeah, that's good. That's a pretty good show. I know the hotel they're talking about. Someone did an entire Venice Beach tour to go to all the

Californication television show. Oh, that would be pretty fun. Places. Oh, this is the most iconic out of the whole lot. The Notting Hill Blue Door. Where did the Notting Hill Blue Door. We did the Notting Hill Blue Door. Such a good one.

But again, I hadn't seen Notting Hill and my wife was like, there it is. These things are wasted on you. I know, but I took the photo for her. Yeah, but she could have got any random to take the photo. Have you seen it now? Excuse me. Don't tell my wife that she could get any rando to do the special parts of our relationship, okay? Lucy, he doesn't appreciate it. He should be good for something.

He doesn't appreciate it, Lucy. Force him to watch these films. Those kids, you could have got any rando to father those kids. Those kids could be anyone's. Someone said the Fast and the Furious house owners have put up a massive fence. I read about that. And they only let a very specific type of person in.

Family. That was good. I like that. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

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Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. How do you go with your films? Not too bad, but I know you're amazing, so we'll see. Oh, I've been shaking, Charlotte, in the last 12 months, so you're in with a good shot. She lost the last round of 2024, so we start afresh.

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Oh, you haven't seen it? No wonder you didn't get it, Charlotte. I've bloody seen it. Still didn't get it. You needed, plus they are dolls and Ryan Gosling is in it. Yeah, I mean, it, Charlotte. I've bloody seen it. Still didn't get it. You need it. Plus, they are dolls. And Ryan Gosling is in it. Yeah.

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Anyone who has spent A lot of time around kids Over this summer School holidays break Will know they ask A lot of questions Oh my god They ask so many questions

And that's how they learn A lot of it's very cute, but it's quite confronting when a child asks you a question and you don't know the answer to it. You're like, wait, what? How come I don't know that? Yeah. How come me, a fully grown person, doesn't understand?

I'm pretty used to it. Are you? I'm like, no, I'll just make it up. You and me both, kid. I'll just lie. My five-year-old Tui asked me a question yesterday that I didn't know the answer to. I've since Googled it,

and I thought I could ask you guys the question, and everybody listening, you can play this as well. Can you give me the answer to this question my five-year-old asked? Okay. Closest to the real answer will win. The question that my five-year-old daughter asked me was, Dad, how did all the water get into the ocean? And it made me go, oh, I don't know.

So my question for you guys is, you think you've got it? Yeah. Okay. We'll go to Claudia first. Claudia, how did all the water get into the ocean? Something science-y happened. During the Big Bang? It would be because hydrogen and oxygen,

because of the right temperatures, or it was just always there. That's the easy way out, as you say. God did it. Yeah. Someone put it there. I really thought I'd know the answer. I actually have no idea.

Good try. We'll go to Ella. I feel good about this. This is from a five-year-old. How did all the water get in the ocean? So, Tui, back in the day, there was a lot of trees and nature and a lot of roots, mushrooms, fungi. So the roots, they actually hold water in there, which I think is true. I'm not sure.

But I know trees hold water. How'd the water get in the roots? Well, then that's going big bang or God. So you kind of do have to say that. Okay, you're going with roots. Thank you, Ella. You're welcome. Brie, how did all the water get in the ocean?

It's a perfect storm of the Earth created with the atmosphere. It all happens in the sky, created in the atmosphere, falls from the sky onto the planet. Where'd the salt come from? No, that's not part of the question because I don't

have an answer for that. Yeah, that wasn't part of the question. Who's the closest? You're the closest. Yes! You guys want the correct answer? Yeah, that wasn't part of the question. Who's the closest? You're the closest. Yes! You guys want the correct answer? Yeah, go on. The water in the ocean came from water vapour

released from the Earth's interior and from icy comets that crashed into the planet. The planet. The water vapour condensed into rain

which filled the Earth's basins and formed the ocean. Oh my God. That's actually fascinating. Oh, the Earth's basins and formed the ocean. Oh, my God. That's actually fascinating. Oh, the Earth's basins. Oh, my God. Icy comets.

So water from the Earth's interior that cooled, and the water vapor was released from molten rocks in the Earth's interior, condensing into rain. That took millions of years. Water from icy comets crashed into Earth, leaving water deposits. Icy comets. into Earth, leaving water deposits. I see. And also volcanoes produce water. Volcanoes release water vapour and other gases into the Earth's atmosphere.

It all creates... Which then comes down as rain. Guys, it's all in the atmosphere. So the answer to my five-year-old daughter's question about... It's quite complicated. Well, no, it's quite simple. The answer's rain. Yeah, true. Where did rain come from? From water vapour. The simple. The answer's rain. Yeah, true. Yeah.

Where did rain come from? From water vapour. The icy comets. Yeah, icy comets. It's all about how Earth is a perfect storm. Yeah. And that's why we can live here, because it is literally like one in a gajillion likeliness

that the Earth would be the way that it is. I'm going to start spiralling. I didn't have these answers on the spot. I told her magic. She goes, okay, fair enough. She goes, cool. Have you had a lifelong friend screw you over? Story from the UK where a woman was screwed over

by her friend of 20 years when the friend posed as a guy on WhatsApp and took her entire life savings. He catfished her. She catfished her friend pretending to be a guy. Correct. So we want to know

has this happened to you? Who's the person you trusted who stabbed you in the back? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what went down, Anonymous? Who screwed you over? How long were you friends for?

Well, probably not really screwed me over. Well, sort of, yes, she did. So 30 years. 30 years, yeah. I moved my entire life from New Zealand to Australia to be with her because she was going through a really rough patch. She'd separated from her husband.

Oh, that's a good friend. And had health issues and stuff. And we had been living apart for like 25 years and we just thought it would be fantastic. Besties back in town. Yeah, get the gang back together. Yeah, single, going to hit the town, going to have lots of fun. No, no, no, no, no, no.

So I got over there and I was living with her. I was paying rent, obviously, to her. Yeah, yeah. And utilities, food, everything like that, I saved my way and I was working. Anyway, so I wasn't free riding or anything like that. But no, I started dating. She didn't like me dating. She sat me down after my first date and said,

no, I'm not comfortable with you dating. What the hell? And then, yeah, and then it was. Let's be in. No, definitely not. You don't think so? You don't think anonymous? You don't think anonymous? You don't think there's a part of her that...

She's obviously obsessed with you. She could have been in love with you? No. No, no, no. Or she was jealous of you dating. No, she's jealous. Yeah, she just... It wasn't...

She wasn't in that place, but she was... Yeah, but she didn't want you to be in that place either. No, absolutely not. And then she introduced me to her friends and we all got on really, really well, but then I wasn't allowed to associate with them either. No, those are her friends. Those are her friends.

Yeah, she's controlling. Oh, icky anonymous. So did you pack up and come home? I packed up and came home and she's now blocked me and doesn't speak to any other friends who are still talking to me. And that was very, very sad.

And I'm very, very... You sound fun, Anonymous. You can come drinking with Brie and I. Yeah, you're better off, Anonymous. Yeah, you can hang out with us. We don't mind who you date. Yeah, we'll let you date whoever you want. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Let's go to Mike on 800.00. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Good, thank you.

Tell us, Mike, who's the friend that screwed you over? Okay, firstly, I want to just clarify my name is not Mike. I panicked. I'm going to tell you my real name. It's Danny. Okay. Well, now I don't know if his real name is Mike or Danny. You've confused me now.

You can call me Danny, Mike. Okay, Danny, Mike. I had a really good friend for years, and I got diagnosed with an autoimmune disease where I was bed-bound for several years. Okay. And so I had a company. I ran a company, and he stepped up and said, mate, I'll run your company for you.

So I employed him as the general manager for my company for five years. And during this time, my wife at the time was doing the accounts in the office. Oh no. You can smell what this is. And only after he left I discovered that he was running a ginormous fraud scheme through my business with fraudulent invoices

and banking systems to the tune of almost a million dollars. What? Whilst I was sick and bed bound. And, yeah, you guessed it, with the wife. There he is. There it is, Denny Mike. I was waiting for that detail.

He's hit you with the double banger. Oh. Well, I don't know if they double bang, but, yeah, it was pretty bad. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. Wow. It sounds like you're not too bad about it now, but obviously that would have been the most horrific thing ever to find out.

Have you got your health? Have you got your health, Danny Mike? Oh, well, I'm getting there, yeah, and I'm still going through it at the moment. It's in the court. And I tell you what, there's probably going to be a news article about it because it's phenomenally how clever this guy was.

Yeah. And the guy, I trusted him. I trusted him. Yeah, of course. How long were you? And her. You trusted her. How long were you friends for, Mike, before this happened?

Several years beforehand, and you can't help but feel like, hey, wait a second, what if he planned this and became my friend? Could have been. So we talked before about how that woman will have trust issues now. Do you have major trust issues with other friends and people in your life, Danny Mike? 100%. Every human I talk to, I think they've got an ulterior motive. Yeah.

Horrible. You would, and he's taken that away from you, so that sucks. Absolutely. I hope you get everything you deserve in the courts, Danny Mike. Thank you so much. I hope so too. I hope so too. Look out for the news article.

We will. We will. Hopefully your name is Danny Mike in the article so we know that it was you. Danny Mike. First name Danny, last name Mike. Some quick text. Someone said I was screwed over by my own blood brother not once, not twice, but three times. I now haven't talked to him for 17 years. I've completely cut him off. That's sad. Someone else said I had a friend for around five years help them get a job and would take them to work daily when they had no

car. Five years later, they robbed my house and cleared out our shed and house of all valuable items. What a complete a-hole. That'll be drugs. That'll be drugs. That's horrible. My work made of five years and the guy who I took hunting behind my back, I caught with my wife of 25 years.

Yeah, that's going to end the friendship. I can tell from that text that it was a real deep cut because it was your hunting buddy as well. Yeah, you talk about deep stuff together. Someone else said, childhood best friend came to visit me on my OE and slept with my boyfriend. Harsh lesson, but I realised I definitely needed better friends.

Over it now, but it was very painful at the time Andrew Overseas Oh, that's such a dirt move She tried to ruin your relationship, Andrew Owee That is such a dirt move And then this last one My friend of 12 years dropped me because I couldn't make it to her birthday That is such horrible

With those ones we've talked about before, there's definitely something else going on, but I'd be so interested in what it is. Yeah. Like, she doesn't hate you because you didn't come to the birthday. Yeah, some people it can be that simple. And you're better off without them. Thanks for your calls and texts.

We appreciate it always. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right, this is where we get to mess with the playlist a little bit. You call us, tell us your birthday. We tell you your birthday banger, number one song when you turn 16. Liz is up first.

Kia ora, Liz. G'day, Liz. Hi, how's it going? You're good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad. Just finished work. I love to hear it, Liz. What is your date of birth, mate? 11th of March, 92.

All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2008. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. You got me begging you for mercy Why won't you release me? Banger. I love a bit of Mercy from Duffy. What do you reckon, Liz? Do you like it? Yeah, it's not too bad.

It's not my favourite, but it's okay. Okay, fair enough. It's a good song. Yeah, I hear what you say. Wait there, we're going to do Rangi Tutar's birthday banger. Kia ora. G'day. Hi, guys.

How have you been? What have you been up to today, mate? Oh, just work, just stuck in traffic on the way home, so. Oh, good. Well, I'm glad we can keep you company on your ride home. Let's do your birthday banger while we wait for the traffic. What is your date of birth? 19th of September, 1989.

All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2005. Back on that day, this is at the top. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me. Wrong. Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me. I mean, it was the breakout hit from the Pussycat Dolls. What do you reckon? Oh, that's a good banger.

It's a banger. Yeah. It's a top-notch song. That'd help with traffic. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Kia ora, mate. Kia ora. What have you been doing today, Em? Oh, stuck in traffic for a long

time when we were in Auckland. Oh, there you go. Okay, everyone's in the same boat. Alright, what is your birthday, mate? The 20th of March 1985. Alright, come on. You've got to have some good luck. You were 16 in 2001. And here's your birthday, babe.

Leanne Rimes. What a banger. From Coyote Ugly? Yes. Yeah. And to Emma? Cool. Yeah, that's cool. It's good, yeah. That's my vibe.

Do you remember the first time we ever played Can't Fight the Moonlight from Leanne Rhymes on Birthday Banger? Yeah, I nearly had a heart attack. You and I had a fight? Yeah. Yeah, you were like, you can't pick that. And I was like, come on, mate. You were like, mate, it's the point of the feature. I was like, it's the whole point. And now you're like, yeah, let's had a heart attack. You and I had a fight? Yeah. Yeah, you were like, you can't pick that. And I was like, come on, mate. You're like, mate, it's the point of the feature.

I was like, it's the whole point. And now you're like, yeah, let's go with that one. Correct. Let's go. Em, you just won birthday banger. Well done. Woo-hoo. Good luck with that traffic, mate.

I'm in another sky. Gonna be with you. And no one's gonna beat around Brianne Clint Gonna get to your heart Leigh-Anne Rimes, the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM from the year 2001. You're right, when we started doing this show in 2018 and we started this segment, I could not conceive of that song being played on ZM.

You were like, we can't play that on ZM. I was so indoctrinated. I was so brainwashed by big Top 40 radio. The irony is I'm fine with it now, and that song is now seven years older than it was when I was so worried about playing it in 2018. It's only getting older. It's only getting older.

And now you're into it. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? It's got a bit unplugged from the Matrix, you know? Yeah. Well, I mean, you're right, though. What is it? You're institutionalised.

Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yep. And when you're in something. I was a company man. Yeah. And now.

And now we just get in trouble from all the bosses. Now we make Claudia take the rap for us. Claudia. Poor Claudia always gets a spray. Next, Bree's got a challenge for me. Yes. Oh, this is exciting stuff. Hey, we're going to see how well

you know the Bree and Clint show. Oh, okay. I've proven in the first four days of this year that my memory ain't what it used to be. It's not memory based, it's physical based. And that sounds raunchy. Like body parts. And that sounds raunchy Memory ain't what it used to be. It's not memory-based. It's physical-based. Oh.

And that sounds raunchy. Like body parts. And that sounds raunchy, so I'm going to leave it there. Like who's a who's. Oh, come on. We'll play next on ZM. Bree and Clint. Oh, I'm excited about this one.

Do you know Robert Pattinson and his mizzo, Suki Waterhouse, welcomed their first baby? No.house, welcomed their first baby? No. Yeah, welcomed their first baby into the world. Well, congratulations to Robert and Suki. I believe it was last year, like in March last year. But they're new parents, still new in the first year. Anyway, he has spoken to Vogue about, for the first time, about being a dad.

God, imagine if your dad was Batman. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Pretty cool, yeah. It's pretty cool. And a vampire. And then you find out he's a vampire. Yeah, yeah. You're like, wait, how does...

Have I got the coolest dad in the world? How does this work? Yeah. Anyway, in the Vogue interview where he's talking about being a new dad, he was like, there's something that I never really understood and it was how everyone went on and on about how babies have a smell. Oh, yeah. And now that I'm a dad, I really understand how good baby smell is.

It's phenomenal. And he said, and I quote, well, actually, I don't quote. I don't know if this is word for word. You paraphrase. I paraphrase that he reckons he could identify his baby on smell alone. Oh, bold call. Because I feel like all babies have a similar smell. Yeah.

Like it's baby smell. They smell like new babies. It's a delicious smell. New cars smell like new cars. Yeah. New babies smell like new babies. Exactly. Yeah. Which is a lovely smell, but they all kind of smell the same.

Do you know it's like a primitive thing to make you like the baby? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Because they turn your life upside down, but they give off the scent which makes you go, oh, but they're so nice. It's the same as puppies. Oh, yeah.

And kittens. They all have like a particular smell. Yeah. You know what doesn't all have the same smell? Your female work colleagues. We all don't have the same smell. It's not a universal female smell. Yeah.

And I thought, you know, you've worked with us, me, Claudia and Ella, long enough, so I reckon let's put your nose to the test. Do you reckon you could tell us apart based on our smell? No, I don't. Because I don't know that I've spent much time sniffing you. Which should be a good thing, but in this game it's a bad thing. Let's put it to the test.

What's going to happen is Claudia and Ella, you're going to come into the studio. Clint, you're going to go out into the producer's booth. And so the audience is in on what's happening. We're going to tell them the order you're going to sniff us in. Oh, sure. So they're going to know how you're going

because we're going to tell them what the order is. Just tell them now. I'll just make noises. Just go for it. Okay, you sure? Yeah, go for it. Okay. Okay.

Claudia. Okay. Claudia. Me. Bella. Clint's nervous. He nearly fell off the chair. I nearly fell over. We're all good. Okay.

Okay. Come over here. I'll blindfold you. Don't smell me yet, though. It's kind of kinky, guys. We really had to make sure. Okay. I'm ready, I'm ready.

I'm ready. When, okay, we're all going to stop talking, so you need to commentate what's going on, okay? And you need to guess as you go. We will ring a bell when we're close enough to you. Oh, my God. Okay? So in depth.

Yep. Yep. Is your nose out? I'll put my nose. Yep. Is your nose out? I'll put my nose over here. Put your nose out a little bit more. Yeah, we'll put ourselves in your nose line, okay? Okay. Okay, that person smells quite nice.

Yep. Also, it smells a little bit like vape, that person. But yeah, okay, cool. Yep. I'm ready for the next one. I can feel hair against my face. So at least I know I was sniffing a person there. And who do I think it is?

Yeah, okay, yeah, I got it. Yep. Number three. We're going to ring a bell. Oh, that's a hairy one too. Okay, yep, sweet. The freshest smelling person was person one. Who smelt the best? The best smelling person was person one. Who smelt the best?

The best smelling person was number one. The worst smelling? No, the other two kind of smelled very similar. Okay, who was who? The last person smelt shorter. So I think it's Ella. Because they brushed my chin rather than my nose. One job.

And I think number one was Bree and number two was Claudia. It was the other way around. Can I just say though, can I just say, these two have been putting on deodorant and eating mints and chewing gum for the last two hours. It was very minty. That was the vape thing. And I have not touched my smelling odour since 8.30 this morning. Well, for a natural fragrance, you smell wonderful.

Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. Well, stop smelling me. You don't need to smell me. You do. Okay, there you go. You didn't do too bad. Can I say this show has come a long way?

Yeah. Even just one year ago, one of you would have made me smell something disgusting like an armpit or a butt crack. We're a classy show now. I half expected you on a stepladder to do a fart in my face. Do you wait till you see the footage when you watch this back? What was the hairy thing? Who's ready for a would you rather? Yeah, me. Me, me, me, me. Very simple would you rather? Yeah, me.

Very simple would you rather. And you've probably seen this one. It's been on TikTok and Instagram for a bit. But on the face of it, it's very simple and I feel like we can do this. Okay? Okay. Here is the would you rather that I want everybody to answer. Would you rather

have to wear a fedora at all times? I'm talking about literally every second of the day on your wedding day giving birth during adult playtime in the shower okay or every drink you ever drink has two drops of your enemy's pee in it it's such an easy one two drops two drops from an. From an eyedropper. It's the P. When you answer that, because you're very quick to answer it, have you thought about your enemy? I haven't because I don't really have any enemies.

Oh, okay. But it didn't matter because – What about Kim Crosman? She's one of my best mates. You leave Kim alone. I'm joking. It's just that I would never want to do the other one. The fedora?

Yeah. Really? So there could be no... Right, yeah, yeah. I'm on the same page. I'm just talking it through. Yeah, yeah. You know, like in my mind it was an easy decision

so I didn't even think about the details. Getting married in a fedora. Like doing sexy times with a fedora. Attend family members' funerals in a fedora. Just never, ever, ever. Okay, let's go live to Claudiaals in a fedora? Just never, ever, ever. Okay, let's go live to Claudia, who owns a fedora. Excuse me. Why are you wearing it now?

Why did you take it off? Why have you chosen today to take it off? I just didn't want to outshine you guys. Yeah, yeah. Peak Jason Mraz style fedora at all times of life or two drops of your enemy's pee in everything you drink? Do I have to pick one fedora and keep that forever

or can I have like a rotating cast of fedoras? You can have a rotating cast of fedoras. You can have like a tweed. You can have a denim one. You have a tweed one. I can't believe you're even discussing this. Yeah. You have a formal one.

Okay. You have a glittery one. Oh. Yeah. No, I'm drinking the pee. Yeah, same. Same. Crazy, eh? And I'm going to figure out who my enemy is and I'm drinking the pee. Yeah, same. Same, crazy, eh?

And I'm going to figure out who my enemy is and I'm going to keep them really hydrated. You wouldn't even taste it. No, you wouldn't taste it. You'd have bigger drinks. Yeah, true. Every drink you order would be a pint to water it down. You drink water out of a bucket.

Not a big deal. We is sterile. Oh, no, wait. And yummy. Wait, we figured out that it's not. No, it is. No, didn't we figure out on we figured out That it's not No it is No didn't we figure out On this show

That it's actually not No that doesn't sound like Something we could figure out You're right We're not scientists Ella P or fedora Fedora I'm not even saying

That to be different You're right She does like a fedora I love fedoras I haven't worn one yet I think they're hilarious Mate do you see the scarf She wore on her head yesterday

Shut your face. I'm wearing a handkerchief right now. Ella, you're getting married in two months, two-ish, three months. Yeah. You've picked out the dress. You've done everything. I'll wear a white fedora.

You have to add a fedora to that outfit. Holy hell. I will pay you $1,000 to wear a fedora. I will drink two drops of Breeze P if you wear a fedora on your wedding. Okay. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Take it back. Take it back. She's too keen. I will. I will pay you a thousand. Clint and I will go halves in a thousand. This is a great bet to make. Clint and I will pay you $500 each

if you wear a fedora down the aisle and for the ceremony, you can take it off after the ceremony. No, not down the aisle. But it has to be. No, that's part of the deal. That's part of the would you rather. It has to be down the aisle. That's the would you rather.

It's a fedora always. Or how about you wear it down the aisle and when you get to Ryan at the top of the aisle, you throw it into the crowd. No, you tip it to him, and then you... And that's us, Walt. We are done. Woo-hoo! Do you reckon anybody made a cob loaf after listening to us yesterday?

Surely. We inspired any cob loafing? We influenced at least one person. If you missed it, Bree bought a cob loafing yesterday, and it was phenomenal. There's a video of it on our Brian Clint Instagram page at the moment. Yes, you can go have a look at it right now. If you've never had one, we urge you, go make one.

One of the top comments on the video is from producer Ella, who said, I'll be making a vegan one of these ASAP. Can you get vegan cream cheese, Ella? Is that a thing? Yeah, cheese. Anything's vegan nowadays. But you need it to be gooey. What could you get that's vegan to replace the cream cheese?

Well, I don't know. I Googled it, and recipes popped up, and my partner's a cook. Well, not really, but he's very good at cooking. Oh, you're going to palm it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'd do, too. I've already told him about cook. Well, not really, but he's very good at cooking. Oh, you're going to palm it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'd do too. I've already told him about it. Yeah, yeah.

Because you need sour cream. You need a vegan sour cream. So when you commented, I'll be making a vegan one ASAP, you meant I'll be getting my partner to make one of these. When he's back from being overseas in a week. Okay. So not ASAP. Not ASAP.

Sorry. Do you just like, do you sit down at night time and just kind of like order like you're at a restaurant and he just makes you it? Yeah, he comes over and takes your order. Yeah, is that how it works? Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Marry that man. Oh, I am. Does he cook, because you guys live with your mum. Yeah. Does he cook for your mum and your sister? Yeah. Sisters? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, so he cooks for everyone. But he will if they want it. Can he cook for me? Oh, no, he's vegan. Don't worry. Daddy vibes. Yeah, he's hot. That's enough.

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