ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd January 2026

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

What age does music have the biggest affect?  Fridayoke - I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys.  Are love letters cute or ick?  Tattoos you got for an ex.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. KFC Summer Bucket is back, a free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last. Make some noise for the original. Zetams, Brian Clint. I have to known, everybody.

Welcome to a Friday edition of the Brean Clint show. Let's go, everyone. Big Day, Harry Stiles Day, The new music is out and your chance to go and see Harry Styles Live in Sydney Very disappointing that he's not coming to New Zealand But Sydney's the next best thing I guess in ZDM has five trips to Sydney

To give away to go and see Harry Styles Live Yeah, that's pretty epic We will tell you how you can win those trips You can head to the Facebook page, the Instagram Put in your entry Yeah Nice Nice

You almost sounded like you knew you were talking about there Well I did But then I was second-guessing myself because it's the first time I've said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. From brand-new Harry Styles to very old Backstreet Boys, that's what we're doing in Friday Oakey today.

Because I'm back in my Backstreet Boys era in a big way. I never left. Why do you think I'm wearing white pants today? Five o'clock, Friday Oaky, the first one of 2026. We'll need your help for that. But next we're going to get into Trady versus Lady. where ladies, are you going to let the tradies run away with it at the start of the year? Are you really going to let them get this far ahead this early in 2026?

Come on, girls. You need to pull one back today. The tradies on three for the year. The ladies on one. What will happen today? Well, that's up to you. 0800 dial ZM right now if you want to play. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. This is ladies. That's right. Here we are. Last game of the week. First week of the year. The Trady's on three wins. The ladies on one.

Need to pull one back here today, Sheila's. Our lady is in Rolliston. She's 42, and her son Cooper has wanted her to play for a year, and he's in the back seat of the car. Please welcome to the show, our lady, Ange. Hi, Ange. Hey, Goulda, guys. Want to say hello to Cooper as well.

Hi, Cooper. Oh, yeah, oh, hang on. We just made it back home, so he's just wrong. Cooper, Cooper. Cooper. Quick, Coop. I think he might be trying to listen via his dad's phone. Oh, yeah, no, no.

I want to say hi to you too, mate. Hi. Hi, Cooper. How old are you, mate? Sick. You're six. Well, mum's finally here. Let's see if she can get the job done.

Good man. Stick with us. Our tradie is calling from Dargaville. He's 30 and he's playing golf this weekend. Yeah, boy. Welcome to the show, Joe. Gide, Joe. Hey, how's the go?

Not too bad. How's your golf game, Joe? On a scale of 1 to 10. Probably about an 8. Eight. That's pretty damn good. You wouldn't be putting beers in your golf bag if you're playing at an eight, would you? No, not a door.

Oh, okay. That's only reason I go golfing. Yeah. Okay, we're playing very different games. Joe, your buzz is Trady, and Lady. The first of three correct answers is going to take home $50 cash thanks to KFC. Best of luck. Here we go.

Question number one. What element does O represent on the periodic table? Trady. Yes, Joe. Oxygen. Oxygen. It is oxygen. One to the Trades.

Question number two. Don't doubt about it. Don't doubt yourself, Enge. It's early, Ange. Just go for it, mate. Which superstar artist released his new single today? Appeture. Yes, Ang.

I mean, I said Trady, correct. It's Harry Stiles. It is Harry Stiles. We give everybody one balls up, and that's your balls up, and you've used it, and you get the point, Ange. Well done. Your buzzer is lady, I will remind you. Okay, here we go. Question number three.

Unless, of course, you are also a tradie. Which I mean? You're not a plumber, are you? Technically, no, health, safety, wellbeing, management. Yeah, no. We move on to question number three. Buzzin, when you can tell me who sings this? Trady.

Joe? Charlie X, EX. Well done, Joe. It is Charlie XX, X, X. One of her early, early. these songs. Two to the Trades, one to the ladies. Question number four. How many squares are there on a chessboard? Is it 74, 64 or 54? Ange? Yes, Ange. I'm just going to say 54. 54?

Joe? 74. Oh. It's 64. We move on to question number five. Ang is still alive here. Why did the chicken cross the road? Trady. Ange. Joe. Oh, damn it. To get to the other side.

Oh, he's got it. That's right, Ange, you had the wrong buzzer and you've used your gimmy. Yeah, I know. You know what I think, Ange? I think if you call back again, I think you'd be ready. You just doubted yourself. You got flustered. But you were a joy.

Thanks for calling Joe. Well done, mate. You got it done. 50 bucks. We'll get it out to him. Cheers, guys. Thanks, Ange. Cheers.

The old Darkervilleville golf course. is not too soggy up north at the moment. Joe, you'll be right? Yeah. So the West Coast is all right. Oh, sweet. Oh, lucky. Lucky, lucky.

Yeah, we just got a severe update, so. Oh, no good. Stay safe out there, Inge. We'll be thinking of you guys. You and Coop. This Trady versus Lady. The Trades go to four. The ladies are on one.

Hell of a first week back for the year for the Trades. Dead Am's Brie and Clint Podcast. Timmy Hembrow. You know who that is? Nah. You said before the show that you definitely know who Tammy Hembrow is. Just kidding. I follow her for her fitness content.

Oh, yeah. Do you take fitness tips from her? She's got a good meal plan. Okay. She hits her macros, that's for sure. Tammy Hembrough. I'm done with this conversation. I want to talk about her and her ex-husband, Matt Zawoski.

He's on, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here at the moment. What are you doing? Why are you pointing to your bum? None of your business. Oh my God. Anyway, they were married for like three months and then broker. He's been talking about it on I'm a celebrity, get me out here, Australia. Is he a celebrity?

I'm pretty sure he first was on Love Island. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure. And then he kind of got more famous because he dated Tammy Hembrow. And then obviously their relationship was very part. publicised and then their breakup very heavily publicised. She's a very big deal on Instagram. She's a... She's got almost 17 million...

She's an Aussie. Huge influencer. She's got almost 17 million followers. She's got three kids? Three kids? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, three kids. She's posted a video coincidentally this week,

the same week he's been talking about their relationship on the TV. Talking about the tattoos that she's going to get removed that relate to him in their relationship. Oh, ex tattoos. Gutted. X tattoos, indeed. Gutted. I wonder how long they were actually together.

Because I know for a fact they were married for three months, but I don't know how long that relationship actually went for. Surely it was a number of years, if she's got multiple tattoos. Matt Zuckowski. Matt Zuck O-W-S-K-I. They were together. They were married for seven months. No, that's what was in the media,

but he has said on the show that that was actually only three. Oh, you're buzzy. Yeah, not sure. Not sure. Anyway, do you want to hear the tattoos that she had? I think we have some audio of Tammy Hembrow, talking about the tattoos that she is about to get removed. So my tattoos, I'm getting removed, are my wedding date.

No surprise there. And then I have my ex's name down on my hip. which I also don't need that one. Got it. Yeah. Because they're not even repurposable. Like, the date is the date and the name is the name. They're very just blater.

If it's a flower and you go, this flower represents us. You can go, oh no, it's... Now represents... It's for Deffodil Day. Yeah. Yeah. You know, just move it into something else. Yeah.

I didn't really... Are people still getting, like, their partner's name tattooed? Oh, evidently. Yeah. Mm. I just don't think... It's cursed, in my opinion. I'm a clean skin.

I have no tattoos. You're inked up. Are any of yours to do with previous relationships? No. No? Claudia's running some tats. You've got your ex's tattoo name. Do you?

Do you have an ex-tot? On your body? It's cross my chest. Yeah. I got a full back piece too. On your bra line. No, I don't have any and I would never even get a matching tattoo with a friend. No.

Too risky. Neither one I, yeah. I feel like they're cursed. Because you can't keep friends, eh, Claudia? Yeah. Ella, any X tattoos for you? You've got a few tattoos. I do, but no, surprisingly.

Nothing to do with a relationship. What about your husband? Any tattoos to do with him? Would you get a husband tattoo? Yeah, get his face on my back. You should, oh, you should get his name on your eyebrow. I have thought about, you know, on the lips, on the lip tats doing that. That's a chicken out tattoo because no one can see it.

No, but it's fun. It's like an oldy, like quirky thing to pull out of the party. Hey, guys. Who's my husband's name? But I have, fun fact, we're on tattoos. Just if you do that, remember you have to get it done upside down. Yes. Oh, God, I know.

Yeah, yeah. I have, though. Yeah, because that would make it awful if you didn't. One time I am in COVID, I was giving my sister a hand-poked tattoo on her bum, and Mom caught us. As you do. It says, well, kind of says, because we didn't finish it, Slay. Oh, no. And also, she's got like a half flower on her arm.

Mom also caught us. Sister tattoos. You need to stop giving your sister tattoos. Yeah, no, I have. That was a COVID thing. Sister tattoos is another conversation. We want to talk about ex tattoos this afternoon. And the tattoos that are still on your body from a relationship that you no longer have.

And do you wish they weren't there? Or maybe you've tried to get it covered up. Maybe you've begun getting it removed. Yeah. Or maybe it's just there. And you're like, eh. I'd love to hear a story about how a relationship was perfect. And then they got the names tattooed on each other.

Oh, that jinks it? And it jinkster and the relationship went south. Dead is Franklin. Tattoos, I've never had a tattoo and I've never had a tattoo removed. But it does kind of seem like they're not as forever as they used to be. Is that a fair thing to say? Or is it still pretty like... Unless, I mean, they are pretty forever.

Takes 12 sessions to get rid of a tattoo. But what about like those fine line ones that like our producer Ella has got? Like, surely those wispy little things would laser right off Ella. Well, that's been my whole mindset. of getting all these tattoos. I'm kind of at that thing of I'm like, intent-wist. Yeah, and there's going to be a futuristic cream in like 30-year-time

where it'll magically disappear. That's kind of why I've got a lot. That's a lot of people's logic when it comes to like vaping as well. They're like, yeah, but there'll be a cure. Clint. No, not me, just people. You know, I feel like that's people's attitude towards everything these days. Yeah, no, that's valid.

That's a future me problem. Yeah, exactly. It's all good, man. Exactly right. I regret. So we're asking you the stuff. afternoon. Did you get a tattoo with an X? Well, it wouldn't have been an X at the time, I'd say. But with a partner and now you regret it.

Vicky, you're running an X tattoo? Yeah, yep, I am. I've got my partner and, ex-partner and my initials on my boo. Okay. On your boo? One on each, Vicki? No. No, altogether. Okay. And our name's Tracy and Vicki, but being a lesbian, I just kind of run with tits of vaginas now that When people go, what's the TNV for you?

It's TNV. What do you think it is? Tits and veg. Yeah, yeah, right. I like that, Vicky. Well, I'm a lesbian, you see. So the T's for Tits. We can run with that.

It works, Vicky. It works. Would you say, Vicky, would you ever get a tattoo with a partner again? No, I don't mind initials. I've got my best friend's initials on me. Oh, God, Vicki. And we would get us 20 years, so there's no regrets there. Yeah, true.

I was going to say you're such a lesbian, Vicki, aren't you? You meet someone first date. You're like, let's get a tattoo together. Let's move in together. I love it. You haul, you haul. Let's you haul it, Vicky. You've just got to make sure the initials are multi-purpose when you get them.

And Vicki thought about that beforehand, you know? She's like, oh, tin some vaginas. Word on the street is, it never meant Tracy and whatever the other ones. That's what I think, too, Vicky. Yeah. We asked, did you get a tattoo with an ex? Someone said, I got a surprise tattoo with my now ex-boyfriend. He picked butterflies with our child's name.

And I picked the girl's name that turned out to be the girl that he cheated on me with. Wait. So they went to get a tattoo together. Yeah. Obviously, maybe she was like, let's go get a tattoo. He picked their daughter's name with butterflies and she's gotten the girl's name that he cheated on her with. So is their daughter named after the woman that he cheated with? No, I think what she's saying is she's like,

I got the woman's name that you cheated on me with tattooed on me. Why would you do that? I don't know. Why would anybody do that? Maybe she picked it out just as like a... You've read that very different to me? Yeah, I need more. I need clarity.

I feel like their daughter either has the same name coincidentally as the woman that he cheated with, or he has asked to name their daughter after the woman that he was sleeping with, which I have heard of that. I'm so confused now, yeah, it could be. Or, so he picked butterflies with our child's name, and I picked the girl's name that he cheated on me with. Oh, I'm so confused. I'm really confused.

Hopefully that person takes back. Should have got TNV. Yeah, TNV is just simple. TNV, you know? D&B. Keep it simple. Keep it simple. Stupid.

Z.N.'s. Brianclent. The T. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. It's all about Harry Stiles and the new music and a world tour announcement today as well, Dean. I love being the bearer of good news, everybody. Harry Stiles is coming down under. He's doing 50 shows across seven cities picking off in May.

Now, I don't, I'm not the Oracle or anything, but I did predict this on television. a few weeks ago, not just saying, I didn't see this coming. But here's the thing. So he's doing London, Amsterdam, South Paulo, Mexico City, New York, and then coming to Sydney and Melbourne. Aren't you guys sending some listeners?

Yes, we are. At the moment, we have five trips to Sydney to see Harry Stiles live. And that's the full trip. Yeah, yeah. That's everything. We're going to sort it out. It's not just the tickets.

We'll get you there too. Dean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds like quite a different way of touring. Taylor slipped at her air as to her. She went everywhere. Harry's doing 50 shows but only in seven locations. Yeah, it is a different way to do it. I mean, I suppose he's like, what's saying?

Build it and they will come. I think he's part of looking at it like that. I'm like, I'm just going to do all these shows. People will travel in to see me cheaper for him to just get one spot. Yeah, it definitely is. I know last album he did, he basically did a residency at Madison Square Gardens. He sat up there and he did Harry's house and did. a bunch of shows there.

So, yeah, good, good. I mean, we've got to fly there, which is annoying, but... I think we're just too small and too far away. I think we have to be thankful the people that do come here, like Ed Sharon, and just accept that some people just won't come to New Zealand anymore. Yeah. It's sad, though. Hopefully...

Because I felt like it was... It kind of changed all of a sudden, and then everyone's like, oh, but it will go back. Yeah. You know, and then it kind of just hasn't. Maybe. We don't know. Either way, we can help you get there. You can get in the draw on our Instagram page. Now, if you search Zidim online. Do you like the new music, Dina? Are you a fan of the new Harry Styles music that came out today? I am obsessed. Obsessed. I think I'm so upset. You haven't heard it, have you, Dean?

No. Not a thing. Truth comes out. Oh, Dean, I love you so much. The T with Dean McCarthy. I did the morning show. Dean's like, guys, I live in L.A. I'm not going to listen to it as soon as it comes down.

Go on. Well, we'll play it for you after 4 o'clock, okay, if you haven't hit it. That's Tim McCarthy, is our Hollywood correspondent, and we're back after this on ZM. ZM's Breed and Clint podcast. A new global study has revealed that our most emotionally resident music tends to come from our teenage listening years, which is roughly the ages of 13 to 17. Yeah.

Which, if you're like, what does that mean? Essentially, the music that you're listening to during those years, you have the most emotional connection to it. Yep. To it. Even when you listen to it now, it takes you back to the moment that you listen to it, the smells, what was going on in your life. Where you were. Where you were.

What posters were on your wall? Yeah. Well, those are your formative years, aren't you? Those are the years where you're figuring out who you are as a person. To a certain degree. And the music is the soundtrack of it. Yeah. So, yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me.

Quite interesting. They've done something where they've done like MRI scans on people's brains and all kinds of studies. And they reckon that there's a certain part of your brain that lights up when it hears certain songs. Okay. That are attached to your past. Yep.

Interesting, man. It's the same with smells. Yeah. Same with smells. Music for me, yeah, 100%. I just have this, like, deep connection with music, where it does make me feel all these things. And in particular, certain songs,

and now this makes sense, it is from those years. Yeah. Anyone who had CDs, like if you put those CDs away, once everyone went to streaming. And then if you find them and you put them back on and you listen to the whole album like you used to, takes you back instantly. It's crazy.

It's like a time machine. Yeah. Yeah. I thought we could go around the room and talk about, we don't have heaps of time. So let's just do one song that you were heavily listening to. The one that comes to mind first will be the big one, Mona. Yes.

I was listening to a lot of Michelle Branch. Because you're... It takes me back to my room in my boarding house. at the boarding school and I was so emotional you know going through my first heartbreak with the boarding mistress's son

This is not the artist I expected Really? Yeah What were you expecting? Like Veronica's I mean I had to pick one Or tattoo You're so basic

You know I just thought That's what I pictured Anyway Anyway Yeah cool, good Me Thanks for asking

I instantly go back to 15. I've got my first car. I got my Sony Explode subwiffer. Yeah. And 6x9s. Cool, man. And head unit in the car. Driving around Roe Rua.

Sick. With my big bore muffler. And what am I listening to? Lincoln Park. What have you did Hanson for you? You know it was Hanson. That was more 10. Not 15.

If I think about the song I was listening to in my first car, it would have been. Tokyo drift. Cool man. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Claudia, you're 15. What year were you 15? 2008.

And I was living out in the countryside. Didn't really have many friends around. It's been a long time listening to music by myself. Sad. But my biggest brag is that when I was 15, Taylor Swift dropped the fearless album and included the song 15. She wrote it about me.

Did you feel like she was speaking directly to you? did. I think when she dropped the 22 song, I was 22. Wow. So I have that same connection that you have, but with the older one. I'm hoping Taylor Swift brings out

a song called 40 next year. Oh, well, this would have had different. Did she do it for you at the Erez tour that you went to? Yes, she did. And I cried. Yeah, I bet. Does it take you back to your bedroom when you were that age? Yes, and like dancing around. Like outside, it's so much fun.

I hope Michelle Branch launches her errors tour soon for you, Bree. Michelle Branch is an icon, and you leave her alone. 20 minutes set. We're reminiscing about... You leave Michelle alone. She's got way more songs than what you think. What's Taylor Swift got? Like 14 albums? Big deal.

We're looking at the song that shaped us. They reckon 15 is the age that has the most impact on you as a person. Music-wise, like that's the music-wise. Like that's the music that will stick with you forever. So let's go back two or three years to when Ella was 15. What was the song, Ella? It's literally like five years ago. Yeah, it was 2015?

Sheesh, that's nine years ago. Was it 2015? Oh my gosh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was. Wow, such a long time. On Russia. You're just jealous.

I am jealous. That's the whole point. On road trips, mom would put Lady A on. And so I just need you now. It's like... Lady Antibalum. Yeah. This is way better than I expected.

Yeah. Yeah. I was living in America when this came out. Oh, so good. Was it big over there? Huge. Why do they call themselves Lady A now and not Lady Antebellum? Because it's not appropriate, apparently.

Same when the Dixie checks changed to the checks. It was the same time they changed to Lady A. Really? Yeah. Is Lady Antebellum racist? I think it's to do with Confederate stuff. I've put up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.

You're right, cord. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, so I also listened to the radio. There was like Justin Bieber on at the time, but, you know. Was it, um, I feel like it would have been the Justin Bieber song where he's in the pool. Yeah, beauty and a beat. Yeah.

They played beauty and a beat at the gym today. So good. And I was like, uh, bang on. You're getting your pump on. Yeah. Put that on the Friday James playlist. I reckon. Put that on right now.

Really? Yeah. Literally right now. Let's pop it on. It's either that or later. anti-antabellum and we just found out that's racist so I think we've taken up a notch with this Justin the ZM Podcast Network and someone just texted and said I cannot believe you just hit us with Hilary Duff yeah we did and she's back baby the memories of me making my parents move

their cars out of their garage so I could have my stage and blast this entire album Yeah, girl. Yeah, Hillary Duff's back too. I don't know if you've seen on social media, touring for the first time in 18 years. She looks great. She looks amazing. Yeah.

I said to you before that I was going to share Gwyneth Paltrow and her, oh, excuse me. Sometimes I wonder if you've been taught how to eat. I said, but the other day it's these new protein bars. They're awful. And your farts stink bad. They were 70% off these protein bars. I bought a whole box.

Yeah, there's probably a good reason why that was 70% off. Anyway, I'm good. Thanks for checking. Gwyneth Paltrow has shared her coping mechanism for anxiety. Okay. This is the Gwyneth Paltrow who launched the, this candle smells like my vagina. She's also the Gwyneth Paltrow who, at end of last year did an article where she said her and Chris Martin had a Māori divorce and I saw my friend Kara Rickard

who is somewhat of an expert in Tiao Māori and she said there's no such thing as a Māori divorce Yeah what is that? She's not real thing. I was like I've never heard of that before. Someone's tricked her. Someone said Oh yeah yeah if you pay us this much we'll do a Karakia for you and

you can say you've had a Māori divorce Yeah she can afford it. Anyway she's got an anxiety remedy and already people are skeptical Okay someone's texted and they said let me guess Gwyneth Paltrow's anti-anxiety remedy will probably be like finger up the bottom or something just like when my boss told me to use crystals

for my endometriosis. Oh God. Probably like tanning your perennium or something, knowing Gwyneth. It's not far off, to be honest. What does she say you should do for anxiety? Well, first of all, she has at least spoken about the fact

that she still experiences anxiety at 53 and as successful as she is. I don't doubt that. She has done an AMA on Instagram about her coping mechanisms. So she has a range of methods. She practices... Here we go. What are the range?

Gratitude. Okay. Deep breathing. Yep. Going for walks. Mm-hmm. And she said her favourite tool for dealing with anxiety. They're all pretty standard for dealing with anxiety.

She likes shouting at the bushes. Which bushes? The shrubbery. Okay. Interesting. If I saw someone shouting at a bush, I would probably call the police. You know? I'd be like, that person needs help.

Yeah. Yes, producer Ella. It is very woo-woo, but I think I might enter that this year. You're going to try it? I read something similar where talking to the trees can help because they pass, they talk to each other. So what you pass your problems onto them? Yeah. And then the poor tree's got anxiety.

No, no, no. No, no. yelling at me again. No, don't say that. That and also tanning... I mean... Tanting your perennium. Yeah, that sounds fun.

Look, as the resident anxiety leader of the show, I would say... Is that a self-appointed title? Yeah, yeah, I've appointed to myself. She's the anxiety warden. I would say the best remedy is a larazepam, or if you can get your doctor to give it to you,

diazepam. Okay. I would suggest shouting into a pillow over shouting at a bush. But maybe Gwyneth Paltrow is so wealthy that her property is so large that there is a corner of her garden where she can scream at a bush and no one else hears it. Yeah, probably. Otherwise, you're just, like a bush is not sound deadening.

Like it's not going to absorb any of your screams. Yeah. I mean, I do kind of feel the vibes of when you do let it out. It is good. It does feel good. I'm not going to lie, but I don't get the bush part. Right. Yeah, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you said, I'd probably rather do it from the comfort of my... Do it in a pillow. Bedroom. We've got a soundproof studio in here. Yeah. Who wants to give it a go? Well, if you do it, I'll turn your mic off, but yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do it. Go and do it. Turn my mic off. Turn my mic off. Yeah. Oh, that sounds like she was giving birth.

We managed to hear you through two sheets of soundproof glass right then. Do you feel better? That's the question. Do you feel better? So much better. Okay. I directed at you, Clint. Okay, no, there's the remedy.

Scream at Clint. Yeah. Should I make myself available? I have a picture of you at home. You're on my pillowcase. I'll bet you do. I throw darts at it. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Bree and Clint's One Second Song Challenge. Here we go, the One Second Song Challenge, back for 2026, or will it be? Or is it? That is up for a review. You can text us on 9696.9. All of the Brean Clint games and features are up for review, depending on what you guys want and what you don't want.

Except for Friday, OK, and birthday bagger. Yeah, those two are staying. And Trady versus Lady. That's staying as well. Other than that. We're open to suggestion. Have it. The rest, ladies and gentlemen.

Jeremy's going to play today. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good. Happy New Year, Jeremy. Yeah, great to have you guys back on.

Oh, thank you, mate, and you'll be on my team. Yep. Okay, let's do this thing. You guys are taking on Team Clint with Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thank you. Happy New Year, Laura. Happy New Year to you too, and if I'm good to have you guys back. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Claudia's in charge of the one second song challenge. Claudia, can we have a quick refresher of the rules, please? Absolutely.

So you guys are working in teams. The first team to three points will take home to win. All you need to do is buzz in with your name, and I'm looking for the name of the artist and the name of the song that I'm going to be playing. All right. So very inclined you guys are doing the first round, the theme today, because it's all about Harry Styles today.

Obviously, X1 Direction member. These artists are all ex-band members. Of one direction? Not of one direction. That's a cool theme. They all used to be in a band and now they've gone solo. Good job, Claude. Good theme.

Here's your first song. Brie. That is Gwen Stefani. Is bananas? A-N-A-N-A-S. You know this one. Three, two. Oh, wait.

Bananas? Oh, no. What's it called? Is it not called bananas? No. Oh, hollaback girl. Yeah, there he is. Of course it is.

Of course it is. I would have said bananas. Lucky you didn't, though. Lucky I didn't, though. That is one point for Team Clint. taught me how to spell bananas. Go on then, prove it. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Thank you. She's incredible. Don't ask me to count a 10. I haven't learned that yet. Okay, like I said, that's one point for Team Clance. So Jeremy and Laura, we're over to you. Come, Jez. Laura.

Beyonce single lady? Sure is. What band was she in? Those little underground ones. The Rasmus. Yeah. Okay. Oh, God, we need this one here, Jeremy.

Is it 2-0? It sure is. So, Bree, you really need this one. Oh, God, no pressure. Deep breath, here it is. Three. That is Pillow Talk, Zane Malick. It is, well done.

That is very well done. Do you think I had it? I didn't think I had it. Second most famous, second most successful solo One Directioner. Oh, what about Nile? He had a bit of success too. What about Louie? I don't know.

It's Harry. daylight and then the rest anyway. Yeah, it is. Okay, it's okay, Laura, we can still do it. You can win it for us here, okay? It's 2-1. We're still match point. You ready to go?

Yep, ready. Here it is, Jeremy and Laura. Laura. Laura, you're quick. Justin Timberlake, sexy back. Yeah, girl. It's not our day, Jeremy. We tried our best, but Laura and Clint too good.

Laura, we've got 50KFC chicken dollars coming your way just in time for the weekend. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you so much, guys. On you, Laura. There you go. One second song challenge. Stay or go.

Someone said, get rid of Friday, okay. Terrible. No, sorry, that wasn't an option. It's staying. And we're going to do it very soon. We're not open to anyone else's opinion on that feature. Not even management. The kids love it.

A ZM's Brinklin podcast. I want to do this. I want to read out this. Am I the A-hole that I saw online from someone who skipped their own surprise birthday party? I mean, why are they the A-hole? They wouldn't have known it was on. No, they did know. That's the thing.

But that's not a surprise then. What's your opinion on surprise parties? If it's done right, then I'm all for it. Are you? Yeah. Okay. Can I request? I don't think you guys ever would

but can you never plan me a surprise party please God, it makes me just want to throw you one now I just don't I like to know what's happening and I like to know I like to have my own plans and I like to be able to say no thanks if you do do something

Yeah we know Yeah But that's why it is in a week That's why it would be so fun No thank you No To throw our version of Clint's party Also you know how easily I scare

Like if I walk into a room And 20 people went Surprise! I may have a heart attack. Anyway, I'll read you this. It's an Am I the A-Hole that I found on Reddit? It says, I've never been big on birthdays. I don't hate them.

I just prefer something more low-key, like dinner with close friends. Everyone knows this, especially my sister Maya, who loves big gestures, balloons, themed parties, the works. Two weeks before my birthday, Maya kept asking me if I'd be free that Saturday and acted strange when I, asked why. I told her again I don't want a party. She laughed

it off and said, ha ha ha, you're just being boring. The night before my birthday, a friend accidentally let slip. There is a party. Full family and co-worker situation and my ex was invited. For context, we broke up

two months ago and it ended badly. I've made it clear that I want no contact. Maya knows this, but thinks I should just get over it because he's a nice guy. No, Maya needs to get in the bed. I called her immediately.

She admitted that the party wasn't just for my birthday. It was also so my ex and I could talk things out. Oh, this is getting worse and worse. My sister said, you'll thank me later. I lost it. I told her she has no right to ambush me like that, especially after I'd said I don't want a party. She called me dramatic and ungrateful and said,

everyone had travelled and was excited. So on my actual birthday, I turned my phone off and I spent the day with my best friend. Lunch, a walk, honestly, a great day. When I turned my phone back on, it was chaos. Maya was furious. People were disappointed. And some said that I had embarrassed her. Now Maya says I ruined the party and I made it all about me on my own birthday.

she wants an apology for not showing up. So am I the a-hole and do I owe her an apology? No, you don't. And Maya needs to bloody check herself before she wrecks herself. What an idiot. Like, it's not about you, Maya. Great, you love doing big gestures and big surprise. That's great.

That's a lovely trait to have. But it's not about you and what you want to do. It's about what your sister wants. And she doesn't want that, especially not to catch up with her. The X is only one element. She explicitly told you she doesn't want it. Exactly.

I hear you. I'm going to do it anyway. I'm going to do what I want. I think she had every right not to go and to turn her phone off. I would have done the same. Is that how you would have dealt with it? No, I probably would have went and just sucked it up because I'm bloody people please. Yeah, I know.

That's the problem, right? Claudia, how are you dealing with this? I'm not turning up. You're not turning up? There's no chance. Claudia wouldn't turn up. I know she would have fun without me. They don't need me.

They'll have fun. They've probably organised a whole party. They'll have fun. Yeah, who cares if there's free drinks? I don't care. Claudia's so insecure. She's like, probably have a better time if I'm not there. They don't want me there anyway.

I probably shouldn't go, so everyone has a better time. It's your birthday, buddy, and you're like, oh my God, do they all hate me? What if they don't like me? Do they hate me? Ella, how are you dealing with it? Oh, I just feel like it's awkward, but because the co-workers are also there, it's weird. You just have to suck it up.

Do you? No, no, you don't. I think this girl is not an asshole, but I would probably go and cry later. I think my whole thing, like, I'm such a people pleaser. I'd be like, oh, just go. It's whatever I want.

It'll be, like, to make everyone happy. I think I'm starting to lose a bit of that. Because, like, when I went home for Christmas holidays, there was a few different things where I, normally I would have went, but I was like, you know what? This is my holiday. I did, like, a lot of stuff that I still didn't want to do. But there were some things where I was like, no.

Yeah. I was like, I would want to stay home and I want to do this and hang out with these particular people and not a million people. It's boundaries. It is boundaries. It's about protecting your own sanity and doing what you want to do. And not letting your sister try and sit you back up with your ex. It's so weird. All the comments on the post are like, I'm saving this post for when you come back in a month to announce that your sister and your ex are together.

It is weird. It is weird. Why isn't the ex said yes to go into the post? party anyway if it was such a dramatic end up to the relationship. And why is the sister on the exercise? I hate the sister. Oh, what a ding-dong. She's the a-ho. Hey, Maya, you loser.

Play Z-Eams Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Oaky. Ladies and gentlemen, Brean Clint's Friday Oaky. First Friday Oki of 2026, it's back.

Over the summer, I went all the way to Las Vegas and I went to see Backstreet Boys live in the sphere. You sure bloody did, didn't you? Ever since then, I've been on a huge Backstreet Boys nostalgia wave. So I thought I would choose the song this week, and we would go for a Backstreet Boys classic. This is the biggest Backstreet Boys song,

according to their Spotify. How many streams? 1.2 billion more streams than the second biggest Backstreet Boys song. So it's the biggest by far. It's head and shoulders above the rest. So we've both been in the booth. if you've never heard this segment before. We pick a song.

You're lucky. Yeah. We go in with our professional audio engineer, Sam, and we do our best cover that we can do. He records it and he makes it sound as good as he can. Not the whole song. Oh, no, not the whole song. No, no, no.

We wouldn't make you sit through that. No, no, no, just like a minute. Just like a verse and a chorus. That's it. I'll go first. Then you'll hear Breeze Friday Oki, and then you guys can pick the winner of Fridayokey this week. All right.

I'm so ready. Oh, that was a little preview. Don't start there. Start here. Okay, there we go. Okay, here comes my. Good luck, man. Yeah.

My backstreet boys. It's a big moment for me. Here we go. Good luck. You are my fire. The one desire. I say, I think that was pretty good. I bought the Backstreet Boys.

It was the first CD I ever bought was the Backstreet Boys. I bought it when I was 10 years old and I really did feel like a backstreet boy in the studio singing that just then. Would you be similar age then? No, they're a bit older than me. They're a little bit older age. Well, I was 10 when I bought the CD. Oh, true, yeah, of course.

And they were adult men. Nick Carter was only like 15 or 16. No. I'm pretty sure when that band started. He was the youngest though. Yeah, right. Okay. Anyway, that's mine.

You've got to compare it. Okay, you can't just go off. You've got to compare us to Breeze. That's how Fridayoke works. You hear mine, then you hear Breeze, and then you choose the winner. I don't think mine's going to be, mine is going to be the back streets, I think. This is rough for me because I'm trying to imitate five really good male singers.

And my voice can't go that low, but I did my best. I had some fun. Give yourself a bit of credit. Come on. Here it comes. It should be. Yeah, it'll be fine, guys. It'll be fine.

Here's Breeze. The one Desire Went out of way But we Pretty happy with that Yeah nice I felt like my tones were quite solitary

I love the idea of you Trying to impersonate five men That's such a funny image I was like okay Here we go, here's Brian I was like alright Here comes Nick Here's Kev

Here's Kev Look it doesn't matter what we think about how we did. It matters what you think about how we did. So if you've got feedback for us, good or bad, and you would like to cast a vote, our phone lines are open right now. 0,800 dials at end. We're looking for five people to call through and pick the winner of Fridayoke this week. First one of the year, your feedback on the text machine, like always, is always welcome, 9-6-9-6. We'll be back straight after one song, Ed Shearons camera, and we will have the winner of our Backstreet Boys Fridayoke next.

ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Friday Oakey's back for 2026 and the feedback is still the same this text here oh my God

the holidays have not improved your singing voices at all I just feel sorry for the person who has to do the sound recording for another year shout out to Sam he is an angel

and we apologise to you profusely no apologies I'm living my best life out here we did the backstst Street Boys today. Mine sounded like this. That harmony's not my favourite part. I'm gutted that that's the highlight. Let's hear my harmony.

It's better. But remember, you've got to judge on the whole song. Okay? That's true. Can you tell I want to win this week? I wish they could just judge on that part. I usually don't care. I really want to win this week. Oh, come on, you always care. Kat's here. Hi, Katz. Hi, Katz. Hi, it's actually Emily, her daughter.

Oh, Emily. Hi Emily. Hi. How do you think we win with the Backstreet Boys today on Friday Oake? You did really well. Oh, thank you to both of us? Pardon? Did both of us do really well or just one?

Maybe just one. Okay, good. That's what we want. Who are you going to vote for, Emily? I think it's going to be Clint. Yes! I knew that was coming. Thank you, Emily. I appreciate you.

You have a great weekend. Ila's here. Hi, Ila. Hi, Ila. Hi. Hi. Hi, what did you think? Who are you going to vote for on Friday Oakee?

I think it's going to be Bree. Appreciate you, Ila. Thank you, Ila. You have a nice weekend too. Shelly is up next. Kura, Shelly. Gahey. Hi, guys.

Are you in OG? My teenage is years. I've loved it. Yeah, you're an OG backshy. You're a big fan. I am. I wasn't about a given. I was the weird one in my friend group, honestly.

He's had the best goal up. I hear you. Who do you think took out Friday Oake this week? Was it Bree's Backstreet Boys or mine? But I'm going with Bree. Thank you, Shell. I don't think you heard at the start, me say, I really want to win.

Hey, Shelly. Hey, Shelly. I really mean slimming to me this week. Hey, Shelly, love you. I love you too, Brie. Thanks, Tom. Bye. Boy.

Hey, you can still win. You'll probably get the last two votes. Astra's here. Hi, Astra. Hi, Astra. Hi. What did you think about Backstreet Boys Fridayoke? Okay.

Oh, we lost you. there, can you go again? It was pretty good. Pretty good. And who are you voting for this week, Astra? I have to go to TOTOM. There you go. Oh, I'm still in it. Thank you, Astra. We appreciate you. One more vote, and it's a decider. Michael's here.

Hey, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good. Thank you. I just want to get his Backstreet Boys' credentials. How old are you, Michael? I'm 26. Okay. But that doesn't mean you don't have some good Backstreet Boys' knowledge.

I did listen to Backstreet Boys quite a bit in my childhood. Nice. Some older siblings who always played it. Had it on repeat. All right, Michael, this is big. This is huge. You have the deciding vote. Who is it going to be this week for Friday Oakey?

Well, I think it was pretty close this week, but I've got to give it to Clint. I appreciate that vote, Michael, because I would have heard about it all week next week. So giving him the win was the first. right thing to do. Thanks, Mike. Thank you, mate. I appreciate it. Whether it was sympathy or not, I don't want to know.

I'll just take the win. Thanks, Mike. We appreciate it. And there you go, it's back. What song should we do next week? I think we had a good solid first week. And then I've got a plan to really throw it off the rails next week, let me say. Okay.

I'm not going to give anything away, but it's going to be an absolute butchering next week. As opposed to? I think that was. Oh, it was okay. It was okay. Everyone, it's my birthday. Breinclan's birthday. Here we go.

Birthday banger time for a Friday. Number one songs when you turn 16. That's what we do here at the Birthday Banger Lab. Ricky's going first. Good afternoon. Ricky. Hi, Ricky. Good afternoon, guys.

How you doing? Good, mate. What are you up to for the weekend? Hopefully nothing. Oh, that sounds like a dream, Ricky. That sounds lovely. Would you be gutted if you were stuck inside with bad weather or would that be all right? That'd probably be all right.

I'm a high school teacher, so it's back to school next week. Oh, yeah, you need to lay low. Make sure you do some couch rotting this week before heading back to work. All right. As much as I can. I like that. Ricky, what is your date of birth? The 8th of August, 1996.

All right. That means you was 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this. had number one hit. This was it. This won our biggest one-hit wonder of the 2010s last year, didn't it? Wow. What do you think, Ricky?

I know I liked it when it came out and as an adult. Absolutely hate it. Well, we appreciate your honesty. Thank you, Ricky. Ricky, the high school teacher. We're going to do Brooke's birthday banger. Hi, Brooke. Hi, how you going?

Good, thank you, mate. What are you doing for your weekend? I've got a kid's birthday party to go to. Oh, is there, how elaborate a kid's birthday parties these days? Is there a jumping castle, ball pit? It's at the mini train, so like at modular trains. Oh, yeah, nice. Quite cool.

Yeah. My uncle built his own mini train. Did he? True story. It's so cool. Yeah, it is really cool. Like one you can ride on. Yeah, like when kids get onto it and then he adds two different.

from ones that pulled the actual train. He has a coal steam one. He has a steam train, and then he's got like an electric, like a battery one. Has he got kids? Yeah. Okay. But, I mean, they're all like 50. He's got too much time and money, your uncle.

He's got a lot of grandkids. Yeah, right. Okay, well, that's fun. Brock, let's do your birthday banger. What's your day to birth? It's 1st of August, 1988. All right, Brooke, that means you were 16 in 2004. And we've done it, calculations.

Brooke, this is your birthday bagger. Wow. Wow. This is a deep cut. So Miss Bits of Science were a Kiwi hip-hop duo, and this was their only hit. This is it. I've never heard this song. It was only... Do you remember it, Brooke? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Real random.

How would I live here for this long? Because no one plays it. Yeah, right. I've never heard of it before. Yeah, yeah. One of the guys from Misfits of Science, I think, went on to be in Kimbra's band. Oh, I think. Cool.

I think, yeah. Anyway, do you like it, Brooke? Yeah, it's quite good. That's the main thing, Brooke. One more birthday banger for Dave. Hi, Dave. Gidey Dave. Hey, team, how are we?

Good, thank you, Dave. What are you doing with your weekend? I can get back with my partner, got a few things to do, and, yeah. Admin weekend. Good. What's your date of birth, Dave? First November, 1990. Right, that's easy math. You were 16 in 2006, Dave. And on that day, you know, six, this was number one.

Dang-up. This was my schoolie song. You're confronting that this is 20 years old this year. If it's 2006. What do you reckon, Dave? Hey, that was my jam back in the day. Hell yeah, Dave. It's my vote, that one. It's easily my vote today.

Dave, well done. You're the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. Get your hands up, Dave. Unless you're driving, put them both back on the wheel. Ford Detroit.

Yeah, we love this city. ZD.N's Branceland. It's a birthday banger from Fed LaGroen. And put your hands up for Detroit. No regrets. Can we go back to back, Freddie LaGrole? He was 20 years old that song this year. It was number one in the year.

2006, it's Dave's birthday banger. Back to back. Let me think about it. Oh, where's let me think about it? Oh, that was an absolute boop. Do you know that one, producer Ella? She doesn't know put your hands up either. No, I don't, I'm not surprised by that.

Yeah, sorry. It did come out. No, I was young. You were young. Yeah. You weren't five watching YouTube videos of Philadelphia. We're on. Surely's you'll know, let me think about it.

You'll know this one. Oh. No. No. Come on, let's go. What's this? Hang on. Wait, wait for it.

I don't make them like this anymore, I'll tell you. One, two, three, oh. Oh, who else I know this? This is what ZEM sounded like on a Friday night in 2006. Come on. About 2006 till 2014. God.

This takes me back to two. 2006, breathing in secondhand smoke at the clubs. Weren't you, like, 15? Oh, yeah, it wasn't it? Get a girl. Next on the show, Bree wants to talk love letters. Cute or icky? Yeah, what's your vibe?

Are we loving it or hate you? If someone wrote you a love letter. Yeah. In 2026. Would you be into it? Can we do a snap hole in the text machine, 9669696? Yes or no? to the love letters in 2026.

Dead Ames, Breed and Clint, podcast. Love letters, how do we feel about them, guys? Ick. Mm. Yeah. It's got the potential to be icky, doesn't it? Depends what's in the love letter, I think. And it depends why you're writing it.

I think motivation is a big thing. Yeah, like if you're going away to war, oh, love it. Best ever. Yeah, yeah. If you're at war, love letter, great. Is that too far? If you're on a work trip.

I feel like any love letter that was written in the war period. Amazing. Well, that's what someone is, because we asked for a snap hole on love letters, cute or ick. And someone said love letters in 2026, ick. Yeah. What producers? It's romance dead, guys. Yeah, I think it's sweet.

Me too. But only if you're actually in a relationship. I once got a love letter to me in high school. We weren't dating. Friends, not even that. Oh, an unsolicited love letter. Yeah, that was a bit much. Producer, Claudia, you've got a little fling happening on the side.

If you received a love letter. She'd be so into it. Would you love it? I just love love love and I love romance and like, it's just so nice when someone feels like that towards you, you know? Have you thought about writing a love letter yourself? Oh, no, that's too far. Yuck. Okay, so you don't want to put yourself out there, but you'd love to receive what.

I want to know if Clint's ever written a love letter. Yeah, me too. Oh, you definitely have. Have you? I feel like when I started university, me and my high school girlfriend did long distance for a while and I feel like there was a letter writing period

where we like tried everything to stay in touch with each other. If that girlfriend is listening right now and if you are listening, if you know you were that person that Clint is talking to, we're that you're listening to your ex-boyfriend's radio show but I will pay you

and this is legit, I'll pay you you $500 for one of those letters if you still have it. I'll double it. I'll match you, Bree. $1,000.000. $50. Okay, to that girlfriend, if you're listening, I'll pay you two grand. I want the letters. Whatever they pay you, I'll pay you double.

He says that, but let's see who brings the money to the table. I love you. I'd love to read out of that. I don't remember what the content of them was. But you would have. But there would have definitely been some I love you, I miss you. I'm thinking of you. type stuff in there. You try to go like

Poloetic, Shakespeare? Did you... Probably. Question. Did you write in... Curse? Or did you write... No, just in my chicken scratch.

I got the worst handwriting. Yeah, not great. Yeah, my handwriting's not great. I wonder if I typed it out on the computer and printed it. Oh, my God. What did you sign it off with? A love email.

No, not a love email. No. I've written... It would have been probably sealed with a kiss. Not yet. No, not really. You're clen. Scratch your cologne on it so she can smell you.

I've written love cards. Does that count? Like birthday cards? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's definitely counts. I'm always quite like emotional in my card writing. What would you rather get a love letter from someone that you love? Okay.

Or them do a soppy Instagram post for you. Oh no. I hate a soppy. Keep it private a day. All day of the week. It jinxes your relationship. When you post, I love you. this person it's been two years no offense to the people who do post on to me when i see them i'm

always like i'd much rather a handwritten also when they do it i'm like what are you what are you compensating for what did someone say what have you done didn't someone say to us normally and i'm not saying this is everyone but people are like normally you can tell how a relationship is going by how private it is yeah yeah well something like that yeah not always the case not always the case, not always the case. Some people just are lovey-dovey and they love to express their love. Have you gotten a love letter from Ryan, your husband? Oh yeah, when we first started dating,

we would write letters all the time. It was really sweet. I found one the other day. Oh, yes. What did it say? What did it say? I love you. Yeah, it was like, you've got your first interview coming up, all the best and then some other private stuff, if you know, you know. Was this before or after you learn how to

How to spell? Finish that sentence. How to write. How to spell. Spell and write. Someone's texted and said, My partner and I have 13 years Have a little book

And we write love notes to each other One day and then the other one opens it And sees the message. Oh, see, that's kind of cute. What about this? My wife wrote me a secret admirer letter Second Year of Uni. It started in the words,

of that club hit. I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Well, if you know the next line, then you know I always... Then I was always going to answer. What's the next line? You don't know the song?

I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. I don't know the song. I was wondering, would you go to bed with me? Oh. You don't remember that song? No, but that's so...

Clever. It's a little riddle. Do we set homework for ourselves and try, go home and write letters to our partners? No, I reckon my wife would leave me. He's already on thin ice. And also she'd go, what have you done? Yeah, she'd be like, ew, yuck. Yeah, what did you do?

I feel like my partner would probably love it. Go on, Brie. No, no, no. You should do it. I definitely shouldn't. Maybe for her birthday. The ZDM Podcast Network. Guys, I've got hotel and space news.

Oh, okay. Mesh into one. I don't know if we've ever had a hotel news, have we? No, this might be the first. We've definitely had space news a couple of times. A lot of space news, yeah, yeah. This is pretty wacky, wild, but there is a company. As a hotel and space?

There's a company based in California who has plans to build the first permanent hotel on the moon. So wait, hear me out. I know it sounds far-fetched, but... Literally. If the project does see the light of day, it will become the first human design structure intended for long-term use beyond Earth.

And this company's saying they reckon they're going to be set to go and welcome guests as early as 2032. Interesting. Now, don't get your hopes up just yet. Don't get your hopes up just yet. So initially, the only travellers who will be welcome to come and stay at the hotel. Katie Perry.

Gail and Jeff Bezos. Travelers who have prior commercial space flight experience. Oh, okay. Yeah. And it costs applicants. One million dollars. Wow. So effectively they're talking about setting up a base on the moon. Yeah.

That's what it is, isn't it? A place where customers can come and stay. That would be the idea as time would go on, that people can go and stay on the moon. I read somewhere that if we do want to get to Mars, we have to go from the moon. Like you've got to get to the moon, put up enough supplies there and then blast off again, something like that. It's kind of like when we go to the UK, we start of that. It's kind of like when we go to the UK, we stop off in Dubai. Yeah, yeah, same thing, yeah, yeah.

The moon is the Dubai space. You don't really want to be there, but you've got to go through it. Good shopping in the moon, though. The moon is Qatar. Quick stop off in the moon and they're not on our way to Mars. It's not much there, but it's where the airport is. Yeah. Who'd be keen?

Who'd be keen to go stay on the moon? Producer Ella's loving this. Yeah, honestly, I always wondered, if I was a billionaire, it's so much money, what do you do with it? Maybe one million of that would be fun to gone a moon. Do you remember when we were kids? And the big thing was underwater hotels. Yes.

And I always thought there would be a hotel under the sea. See, I have no interest in going to a hotel under the sea. That feels more. Yeah, claustrophobic, hey. Then more than space. Yeah, for some reason. I've just read a fiction book about space and I'm all into it now. What was the book? Star Wars.

Yes. She didn't believe in space before that. Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Read. Okay. Very good book. For my million dollars. is staying at this hotel. Do I get to stay indefinitely or is it a million per night?

And do they have room service? And can I have a late checkout? Is that it all costs extra? They got a pillow menu? Do they have naughty movies that you can rent on the TV? Guys, I'm not the bloody. Do they at least have satellite? I'm not the CFO of the Moon Hotel Company. Oh, oh, do they have robes in the room? Because when I went to Vegas a couple of weeks ago, no robes in the room.

Almost ruined my whole trip. I'm not going to lie. The robe's always give me the ick. I don't want to put a robe on that all these other randos have worn. You're drying your body with the towel that the randos have used. Yeah, I don't think about that too much. And sleep in the sheets. You never stay at a hotel every year.

Never. Bringing her own sheets. Well, go and be the first one on the Moon Hotel. Everything will be clean. That's true. Yeah. If you're the first one there. Are you boiling your undies in the kiddle at the Moon Hotel?

Of course. Absolutely. I'm not paying for Moon Laundry. That would be so expensive. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.