ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd July 2021

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

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Let's do an international birthday banger everybody It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's birthday banger The podcast Yeah As we take your birthdays from our Bree and Clint International podcast family

Is it called international? I think so Bree and Clint international podcast family Page Page That's right Nailed it Nice You tell us and slowly but surely we get through all of them I think so. Bree and Clint International Podcast Family. Page. Page. That's right. Nailed it.

Nice. You tell us, and slowly but surely we get through all of them. Because you can't call the show in real time, so we do it for you here on a Friday. And the first person is Heather Brockman from Denver, Colorado, in the United States of America. It's legal to smoke weed there. Yee-haw. Denver, Colorado. What a great place.

Heather, you were born on the 1st of December, 1994. So you were 16 in 2010. And Heather, get ready. Because your birthday banger is... Oh, sorry. I thought you were finished. So do your little train loud again. Because your birthday banger is indeed a banger. No spoilers.

God, this reminds me I was at peak Chisin Cream. Peak level of I don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you ever buy a bottle and spray it in the club?

No, I wish I had though. Same. I wish I had of. Same. At the time it would have felt like a waste of money. Looking back now, I'd be like, that would have been a great thing to do. I could never afford an entire bottle.

Yeah, that's the problem, right? Nah. Can I get a bottle of Lindau? Just one of those mini bottles, though. Just a mini one. Okay, birthday banger for Megan Edwards Young. She's from, oh no, Megan Edwards, she's from Young in New South Wales, Australia. Yeah, you know that song, Forever Young?

That's where it was written. Oh, right. Okay, cool. Megan, you were born on the 8th of October 1996, so you were 16 in 2012. And on the 8th of October in 2012, this was top of the chart. And I know I said it a million times, but I'll only stay with you one more night. Try to tell you no, but my body... Oh, whatever.

I figured it out why Clint doesn't like Maroon 5. Because you know how Clint obviously is very, very proud of his miniature nipples. Very tiny nipples. Adam Levine gives Clint a run for his money in the tiny nipple department. Does he have small nips? And that's why Clint can't stand Maroon 5. Because you were like, how dare you? This is my thing.

Ben's googling Adam Levine nipples. Have a look at them. Oh, they are itty bitty teeny weenies. Pretty tiny. Yeah. I don't hate Maroon 5. I are itty-bitty teeny-weenies. Pretty tiny. Yeah. I don't hate Maroon 5. I love songs about Jane. It's a great album.

I just feel like they've been doing the same thing for a while. That's all. Are you just jealous of how hot Adam Levine is? A little bit. My wife is very attracted to him. He just exudes sex. Yeah. Sex, love and rock and roll, that guy.

He's oozing sex out of his orify Chloe Smith She's from the Goldie in Australia God, I miss the Goldie Shout out to my peeps on the Gold Coast That's a great place Here's a question Is the Gold Coast New Zealand's version of Las Vegas?

Yeah, probably It is, eh? Just escaped the Goldie for a weekend of debauchery? My fellow Australians We like the Gold Coast. Who are you, Scott Morrison? But I just want to inform my fellow Australians that Kiwis are obsessed with the Gold Coast. Yeah.

Like, it's the only travel destination in your guys' eyes. It's because we get package deals. They're like, here's a resort. And Dreamworld. Yeah, and the three parks. And we can get wet and wild all in the same holiday. Yeah, yeah. We all have that picture underneath the...

And we'll go to Surfers Paradise. That sign at the beach. Surfers Paradise sign. Surfers Paradise sign, yeah. And then we'll go to Burley Hill. That's the best spot. And the sand squeaks under your feet. It's an amazing place.

Okay, sorry, Chloe Smith. Sorry, Chloe. You were born on the 17th of August, 1997. Okay, sorry, Chloe Smith. Sorry, Chloe. Let's do your birthday I don't think I really appreciated this song until recently. Neither. After he passed away. I appreciate it more now. Aloe Blacc and Avicii, Wake Me Up. I'll give that the win for birthday banger this week. What was the top one?

Like a G6. Oh, I do love Like a G6. Okay, into the deliberation we go. No, to be honest, it's a Friday. Let's definitely go with Avicii. I thought you were about to go, definitely go with Maroon 5. No. Here you go, everybody.

The winner of International Birthday Banger for Chloe. Don't turn it off yet, Ben. What if we talk over it a bit? Does all that stop the... Do you want to risk it? Is that the game you want to play? No, I just want the hook. Well, let's not fuck around then.

This is the best way to listen to a song. Here we go, here we go. One, two, three. It's still building. It's still building. I still building I know, I know We can't risk it We can't risk it Oh, I missed it

Hang on Go back Yeah, baby Have a good weekend, motherfuckers Bye, guys Bye Bye, guys. Bye. Morning, everybody. How are you going?

Oh, you're there, are you? Nah, nah, nah. I'm on that. I'm on that. You know when you're ground down and then you can see the finish line? Yeah, perfect, this is a great time to spring this on you then. Obviously, yesterday, or the night before that, massive news where Brisbane won the bid for the 2032 Olympics.

Yes. Huge, massive news, which means Kiwis will be able to go to that Olympics. Yeah, sad for Invercargill. I heard they were bidding for it. Yeah, I mean, you know, they can get it for the next one. It's what they need. Back on the board. But did you see the Premier of Queensland under fire at the moment because she's actually in Tokyo at the moment?

Yeah. And people are not happy because they're like, why are you going to Tokyo? Oh, right. She's not even an athlete. I thought we could do a bit of a fun game where you could try and say her name this morning. Oh, yeah, sure. I've sent it to you on Facebook Messenger. Give that a whirl.

Have you got it? Well, she's got the same first name as good friend of the show, producer Anastasia. Yeah, so that's an easy one. So her first name is producer Anastasia. Yeah, so that's an easy one. So her first name is producer Anastasia. And then her last name is... Now, I know you want to trip me up here. I know you want me to fail at this.

No, I don't. I want you to get it right. So many people would get it wrong, but you can do it. Pellerskak. That was way worse than I thought. Anastasia Pellerskak. Pellerskak. That was way worse than I thought. Anastasia Pellerskak. Pellerszak, like Pella Zuckerberg. You know how you pronounce that name? How do you pronounce that? Anastasia Pellegé. Pellegé. What language is that? What

ethnicity is her name? It might be Serbian. Really? Maybe. Don't quote me on that. Beautiful pronunciation with a lot of letters thrown in there. Yeah, crazy how it's spelled. Anyway. They've really topped that up.

Hey, I was thinking this morning we could change it up and start with a bit of energy. Obviously, it's a Friday Jams day. Oh, bring in the Red Bull. No, no. No, I mean music-wise. Oh, yeah.

We can change it up a little bit. I'm keen for that. Everybody throw, this is to put you on the spot. Oh, no. Throw a Friday Jam in there. We're not deliberating

about this for too long and if you don't have a good idea, you don't get to throw one in but I'm throwing this in straight away that we should start the show with

Will.i.am and Britney Bring the Action. Okay. Have you got anything better than this? Um, this is pretty good. I like this song.

What about... We could just do this one. Remember the bit where it goes... Bring the Action. I'll throw in a song. What about Vince Harder, Everything? Oh, yeah. That's a bit of a banger. Throwback, but it's Friday Jams Day, so it fits.

You've been obsessed with that song all week. Yeah. It's like on your... It's on my fits. You've been obsessed with that song all week. Yeah. It's like on your... It's on my brain. Yeah, this is good too, yep. Bit of a nostalgic throwback. All right, let's do this. Let's start the show with this this morning, Oregon.

All right, let's do it. Do you want to play Tradie vs. Lady? We're going to kick the show with $50 cash. If you want to win that, call us right now. It's going to play Tradie vs. Lady? We're going to kick the show with $50 cash. If you want to win that, call us right now. We're going to beat our trivia game. Yep, call us.

0800 DIAL ZM and you can win yourself $50 going into the weekend. Here's P-Money and Vince Harder. This is everything on ZM. Bree and Clint. She gives me everything

I want, want. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. And if you don't call us, Hayden will be playing against producer Anastasia. Good morning, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Morning. How are you? Good, thanks.

Good, good, good. You race cars at the Waikaraka Speedway, is that correct? That is correct. You're the second Speedway fan we've had on Tradie vs. Lady this week. There's a few of us. What kind of cars do you race, Hayden? Stock cars. Stock cars.

Okay, today you will be taking on our lady. She is 32. She's from Tauranga and she's a nurse. Morena Kat. G'day, Kat. Good morning. Just starting work or just finishing work? Yeah, on the way to work. On the way to work.

Hey Kat, question. Was it included in Toedonga? Did you guys get a pay increase yesterday? For the nurses? No, I don't work with the DHB, so that's separate. Oh, you're a naughty night nurse. I wanted to ask if you were happy or you were

annoyed yesterday, but you were neither because you weren't in that boat. Probably annoyed she didn't get the pay rise. Well, to be honest, I think the pay rise wasn't very good. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, happy on the no. Okay.

Kat, your buzzer is lady. Hayden, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Who is the Hollywood superstar Ben Affleck is currently dating? Lady.

Yes, Kat. Jennifer Lopez. That is correct. She's on the money and she's on the board. One point to the ladies. Question number two. The second season of New Zealand Taskmaster is currently on. Who hosts the show?

Lady. Yes, Kat. Jeremy Wells. Oh, she is on fire. I'm noticing a pattern here. All of the answers to these questions are very attractive. Yeah, Kat. Jeremy Wells. Oh, she is on fire. I'm noticing a pattern here. All of the answers to these questions are very attractive. Yeah, I know. Question number three, two to the ladies.

Kat, you could take home the 50 bucks right here. Name the artist that had the 2007 smash hit Beautiful Girls. And Clint will sing some for you right now. Your way to beautiful girl You only gonna do Oh, there's Hayden. Chris Brown? No.

Good guess. Thank you for saving me from the singing there. Do you want to have a free guess, Kat? No, I can see him but I don't know his name. Sean Kingston

had the 2007 smash hit. Still two to the ladies. Question number four. The New Zealand men's soccer football team won their first game at the Olympics ever last night. Did they beat Japan, South Korea or North Korea? Lady. Yes, Kat, for the win. Japan.

I mean, it was one in three, so you went for it. That was a guess. Hayden, do you want to have a guess? I'll guess South Korea. Come on, Hayden. Yeah, well done. Thank God. I'm not sure North Korea have a competitive football team.

I don't think they're allowed. No, I don't think so. Perfect. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. If I was in Mexico, would I be in the northern or southern hemisphere? Trady. Hayden.

Yes, Hayden. Southern. I would ask Kat, but it's a 50-50 shot, so let's move on to the next question. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. So let's move on to the next question. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. Can you tell me who sings this song?

Have I got a new one? I don't know if I got a new one. Because I know, know, know. Yes, Hayden. How's that, Hayden? How are you, babe? Yeah, it is. Sorry, that may have been yesterday's song. All right, we're all tied up.

Here we go. It's a Friday. Sorry, guys. Question number seven. This. All right, we're all tied up. Here we go. It's a Friday. Sorry, guys. Question number seven. This is for the win, guys, okay? Buzz in when you know the answer. The new Space Jam movie is out. Who is the basketball star?

Lady. Lady. Oh, Hayden for a big comeback victory. LeBron James. LeBron James. Cut. Oh, no pay rise and then this shit can't come off. LeBron James. LeBron James. Cut. Oh, no pay rise and then this shit cat come off.

Yeah. Hayden, you did it, man. Congratulations. 50 bucks for the weekend. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Get up his teeth. 50 bucks.

Nice work, Hayden. Go buy yourself a new pod filter or something for the stock car. Get it. Bring the action. Oh, we're playing both, by the way. We're going to play the other one, too. Oh, we're playing both, by the way. We're going to play the other one too. Oh, we're playing both. Both things.

Why not? Bree and Clint. A bit hard to picture this, but half the world at the moment's in a heat wave. I've been seeing this. Yeah, the UK has been under sweltering heats for the past week. North Korea, also heat wave. And places like Dubai, it's so hot there that they're making fake rain. Isn't it always

that hot in Dubai? It is very hot in Dubai. They get like 45, 50 degree days don't they? It's insane. Yeah. But they're actually, it's so bad there and so dry that they're making their own fake rain. How? Well I didn't get the info on that.

I just read the headline. This is about something else. How do you make fake rain? I'm not sure, but they're doing it, which is pretty amazing. If anyone can do it, it's Dubai. Yeah. I mean, they built a city out of nothing. So, I mean, pretty amazing.

They have ski fields in Dubai. They can do that. It's crazy. But there's an article that was put out because obviously everyone is suffering. And the worst part about a heat wave, and I've lived in some really hot places, and the worst part when you live in a really hot place, if you don't have air conditioning, is when you're trying to sleep.

It is horrible. It's so bad. Oh, yeah. Sometimes here in New Zealand in summer it gets up to like 28 and it's really hard to sleep. Oh, my God. That's sweltering. It can be like, oh, well, that's during the summer it gets up to like 28 and it's really hard to sleep. Oh, my God, that's sweltering. It can be like, oh, well, that's during the day.

It can be like 24 degrees sometimes. Can I just say I adore the heat in New Zealand. I love the heat here because even when it's hot, it's not like sticky and yuck like some of the places in Australia. Yeah, it's hot for us, though. It's what you call kiwi hot. I mean, 28, it's a solid high 28, though. It's what you call Kiwi hot. I mean, 28. It's a solid high 28 though. It's a very hot 28. Anyway,

there's an article that's been put out to help people because they're saying here's probably the best tip that you might not have known about what you can do to help you sleep in a heatwave. Oh yeah, go on, lay this on us. No, I want to take guesses from all you guys first to see if you know. Yeah, is it

look, I don't want to be too rude about it, but is it self-pleasure? No. Oh, is it not? Ben, you got any better suggestions? Any suggestions how to sleep in a heat wave? Put a fan on. I mean, seems simple.

Can't, man. Whenever it's hot, Bunnings has a fan shortage. It just blows hot air into your face anyway. Anastasia? Being single always helps. That is a great point. It does help, guys. It's a good time in summer.

No. A guy called The Sleep Geek has released what he believes, because of science, this is actually because of science, the best way to get you to sleep in a heatwave. She's doing the hanky-panky. I saw, I was kind of right. I was kind of right, wasn't I? Is that what you say to your wife when she asks you what you've been doing?

You're like, it's the same thing. I bet you're right. I've been making love to us. No, it's the same. It's the same. It's the same thing. I bet you're so right. I've been making love to us. No, it's the same. It's the same. It's the same, babe. I was doing it for us. I swear, it's the same.

She's like, as long as you're not doing it to me, I'm fine. It's all about Lorde at the moment. Her New Zealand tour is on sale. Her new music is dropping. She dropped a brand new track last night. No, the night before called Stoned at the Nail Salon. Have you got your tickets to her show yet? No.

Are you waiting for free ones? Yeah. That's what you said to me the other day. Stop buying them. I'm going to get free ones. Yeah, mate. I haven't paid for a concert. I'm kidding. I haven't paid for a concert since I was 13. Just kidding. She's doing the for a concert since I was 13.

Just kidding. She's doing the media tour worldwide. She's in the States at the moment. Last week she performed live on the rooftop for Stephen Colbert. Yes. And now she's on The Late Late Show with Seth Meyers, trying to teach him a bit of Kiwi slang. Have a listen.

All right, we're going to start with batch. Batch. Do you know what batch is? Batch. Batch. Use it in a sentence. It right, we're going to start with batch. Batch. Do you know what a batch is? Batch. Batch. Use it in a sentence. It's a really nice batch. You know what?

You can f*** right off, Lauren. A batch is a small, modest beach house. Oh. Wop-wops. Wop-wops. Do you need it used in a sentence? Yes. Those are really nice wop-wops.

Batches and the wop-wops. Your batch is in the w Wop Wops. Your badges and the Wop Wops. Your badges and the Wop Wops. The Wop Wops is not a fancy place. Ooh. The Wop Wops is like the middle of nowhere. Ah, ****. You're right. Am I?

You're right. Yeah. Pretty good, I thought. That's so... Pretty good choice of words. That's so interesting because, you know, batch, I never... We don't have that word in Australia. And I learned that since living here.

What do you call a holiday, a beach house in Australia? A beach house. Oh, yeah, cool. And then I just learned something then. Do you guys call the middle of nowhere the Wop Wops? Yeah. We call it, wait, what do we call it? In the middle of Wop Wop.

Really? We say, yeah, she's in the middle of Wop Wop. In the middle of Wop Wop? Yes. Really? I'm so yeah, she's in the middle of whoop whoop. In the middle of whoop whoop? Yes. Really? I'm so, that's 100%, but you guys say what what. Yeah, what what. It's a real Kiwi thing, yeah.

We say in the middle of whoop whoop. Buzzy G. How weird is that? There you go. That's the latest with Lorde and Seth Meyers. If you haven't listened to our show before in the afternoons, you may not be aware that we are the leading show in New Zealand for both maritime and aviation-based news.

Yeah, we have won awards. Yeah, no one reports on more maritime or aviation news than the Bree and Clint show, right, Bree? Yes, we're also hot on the heels to take away the best show for wedding news. Wedding news coming in? It's coming in, too. We made a strong play for rail news. We did but I think it's on the way out. Yeah, it kind of

went off the rails a bit. Anyway, I've got some aviation news for us this morning. Now this is not good news and I don't like being the bearer of bad news but... What happened? Air New Zealand... Oh wait. See that plane still going. Air New Zealand is no longer the world's best airline.

Oh. Air New Zealand has consistently punched above its weight and won world's best airlines. For years, right? It's won it six times. It's won best airline in the world. And it's competing against things like Emirates and bloody, what else is good?

Southwest Air. British Airlines. I don't know what else is good? Southwest Air. British Airlines. I don't know what else is good because I only know you're New Zealand. EasyJet. Tiger Air. Jetstar. Jetstar, yeah, yeah. It's been dethroned and there's a new world's best airline.

Who is it? Can you guess it? Can you guess what the new best airline is? Okay, wait, let me think about this. By the way, it's for the Best Airline in 2021. Weird time to be winning Best Airline. Yeah, probably not the best year to win because you wouldn't have had to do much.

Well, maybe it is the best year to win. Maybe this other airline snuck in there and gone. We just have to do the bare minimum. What's better than Air New Zealand? I'm going to say Singapore Airways or Singapore Air. Oh, Singapore Airlines is a beautiful airline. It's so lush. But you're wrong.

Producer Ben, you're an international man of mystery. What airline is better than Air New Zealand? According to AirlineRatings.com, world's best airline. What airline do you think is the best in the world, Producer Ben? Oh, I don't really know many airlines. I'd say like Air USA. Not an airline. That's an awful one.

Producer Anastasia. I know. It's not that German airline that you like to fly on. No. Lufthansa or whatever it is. That's what you said to me before. That's not what I said to Ben. I was going to say Lufthansa.

Lufthansa. I like Lufthansa. Stop making up airlines. Lufthansa is a star. Stop making up airlines to make it look like you travel everywhere, okay? And then it's to Anastasia's credit, Lufthansa is in the top 20. Is it? It's number 11.

Singapore? Singapore Airlines is number three. Oh, I knew it. Oh, nice. Your carrier of choice. My airline's better than yours. Qantas. Where's Qantas?

Is it in? Number four. Ooh, they'll be happy with that. Qantas, number four. Qantas. Air New Zealand has dropped down to number two in the world rankings, which we're very angry about. We're very upset.

I mean, still. Still podium. Pretty good. Yeah. Pretty good. We'll take it. Silver. It's a silver.

The new number one airline in the world. Come on, Jetstar. Qatar Airways. Oh. I think I've flown on them once. Top five. Go five Emirates, four Qantas, three Singapore, two Air New Zealand, one Qatar. There you go.

You know what? I reckon did it. What? One too many shit safety videos. You reckon that's what happened? Dropped us down to number two. Yeah, I reckon. Was it the Anzac biscuits?

Oh, getting rid of the biscuits on the arm. I mean, we'll deal with this in the post-analysis in our off-air meeting. Also, not enough red lollies when they hand them out. Oh, yeah. Bree and Clint. This is exciting stuff because two New Zealand restaurants have made it onto TripAdvisor's top 20 best restaurants in the world list. I'm listening. Very exciting stuff.

The first one that's made it on to the top 20 best restaurants in the world, not just here in New Zealand, this is in the world, was a restaurant in Auckland called The Grove. Oh. Have you been? Oh, my God. I think I might have a voucher for The Grove. Must be nice.

I've never been. It says here that it's ranked 15th in the world. In the world. On this list, on TripAdvisor's list. Someone gave us a voucher as a gift. How much? I think it's like 100 bucks. You'll probably have to spend a few more hundred.

I was going to say it might be for the entrees. I haven't looked at the menu. I think I've got the right restaurant, but we never went because like kids and stuff. It's too hard to organise time out. If it's in the top 20 in the world, we've got to stuff. It's too hard to organise time out. If it's in the top 20 in the world, we've got to go. I've got to just go by myself.

You've been missing out. This list was compiled from Traveller Reviews and Ratings on their website. Yeah. And the other New Zealand restaurant... Wait, wait, wait. Does The Grove do Uber Eats? I don't think so. Because could I use my voucher and just get it delivered tonight?

It's fine dining. The other restaurant on the list is a restaurant called Sales, which is in Westhaven Marina, Sales Restaurant. Oh, yeah, I know the one. It's beside the motorway there. It's been around for over 30 years, and it ranked very well. It was 20, and the Grove was 15. So two of the best restaurants in the world are in Auckland?

Yes. Buzzy. The best restaurant, the number one, the top spot, went to a restaurant called The Old Stamp House Restaurant in Ambleside in the UK. Oh yeah? Do you want to hear, because that's all great and stuff

and obviously those two restaurants making it into the world top 20 is amazing. I'll tell you the top 10. Go on. For New Zealand. Yes, yes. So this is the New Zealand's top 10 fine dining restaurants on the TripAdvisor's

2021 list. No. Number one is The Grove, which makes sense obviously that was in the top 20 for the world. Number two is Sales No. Number one is The Grove, which makes sense. Obviously, that was in the top 20 for the world. Number two is Sales Restaurant. Number three is Arbor, Malboro. Number four,

Malboro. Malboro. Oh, and Malboro. Malboro. Number four is Tatsumi. I thought you were speaking another language for a second. Tatsumi,

is that Japanese? Tatsumi in Queenstown, never been. Number five, Paris Butter in Auckland. Oh, yes. Number six, I know the guy who. Number five, Paris Butter in Auckland. Oh, yes. Number six. I know the guy

who's the chef at Paris Butter. You want to pick up that name? Yeah, I do. That's the name you just dropped. Number six,

Hot Goods & Co in Nelson. Number seven, Jane Bistro in Wellington. Number eight, Ortega Fish Shack in Wellington.

Number nine, Bistro Gentil in Wanaka. Number ten, Rotar in Queenstown. Oh yeah. I can tell I'm not fancy because I've never been to any of those places. And you can't say half of them. Yeah. Wonder how much for a bowl of chips and a garlic bread at The Grove. I don't know if they even do bowls of chips.

Then how did it make it onto this list? Beats me. Beats me. Bree and Clint. Snapchat. It's sort of in that area of apps that I think a lot of people use sometimes, but definitely not as much as they're used to anymore, right? It's the new Twitter.

It's had a lot of, it's had a rough few years where everything they do, Instagram just steal their steez, right? They go, oh yeah, we'll have that. And they do it better, unfortunately. And they do it better. Except for the filters. Except for the filters. Although Instagram are doing some good filters.

A lot of tech people still use Snapchat for the group chats. You know, it's easier. You can have a bit more fun on there and it disappears. So if you're not on there, this feature may be enough to get you back on there. I found this out and it's been there for ages and I had no idea. You will like this feature.

So can you open your Snapchat for me? Did you know that if you point your Snapchat camera at any plant and hold down on the screen, focus in on that plant, it will tell you exactly what type of plant, like indoor plant, house plant, that is. I've got a plant you can demo it with. Hang on. Yeah, this one here. Is that real?

Yes, it is real. So if you point your Snapchat camera at that thing and hold down on it, it should... Okay, wait, like I'm filming? No, no, no, like you're focusing. Like you're focusing the screen on it. Okay, I'm holding. It should do a little... Introducing scan, okay. And then do a little swipe up-y thingy. Give it a focusing the screen on it. Okay, I'm holding. It should do a little... Introducing scan, okay. And then do a little swipe up-y thingy.

Swipe up. Give you a little swipe up thingy. Have you got it? No. I tested this. It works. This is why I'm not on Snapchat anymore. Hold on.

Scanned it. Yeah. Is it playing a song? No, it just brought up a different... It should come up and tell you what sort of plant it is. It just brought up a filter. Really? Look at mine.

It says scanning and then it says it's an aloe hauorthodites. Yeah, see? It's told me exactly what sort of plant it is. Oh, it didn't do that for me. Really? Oh, no, wait. Scan. Here, let's try.

When's the last time you updated your Snapchat? Oh, never. Give it a go. Okay. It's really easy. All you have to do is hold it on a plant and hold down on the screen. It will scan it and then it will tell you exactly what it is. It's called Plant Snap.

I don't know what mine is doing. Give me your phone. Look how annoyed Clint's getting. Because I tested this. You test it. Okay. Is it working? Oh, that's the wrong plant.

Your phone sucks. The cool thing about this feature on Snapchat is, and maybe that didn't get you over the line, it works on dog breeds as well. Does it? So if you point your Snapchat at a dog and hold down on the screen, it will tell you what sort of dog breed it is. Let me try on you.

Yeah. Oh, scanning. Oh, you sort of dog breed it is. Let me try on you. Yeah. Oh, scanning. Oh, you're a shih tzu. You're a shih tzu. I want to say shout out this morning to all the courier drivers who have got ZDM on in their vans. We appreciate you. We appreciate you and the hard mahi that you do.

It's weird because courier drivers are like the new people like there's a pang of excitement and a rush mahi that you do. It's weird because courier drivers are like the new people. There's a pang of excitement and a rush of excitement when you see a courier driver pull up at your house, eh? Because they only bring good stuff. They don't bring bills. Courier drivers don't bring shitty pamphlets. It's like Christmas.

They're like a modern day Santa Claus. Yeah, they're not bringing that community newspaper that no one reads and it's still being produced. You don't talk badly about the community newspaper. You know that's my favourite. They only bring you food or clothes that you've bought online. Fun stuff usually, right? And there are a lot of good courier drivers.

So we want to say shout out to the good courier drivers. There's one courier driver out there who has hit the news because he's giving you guys a bad name. This guy is a Kiwi who has been filmed doing a drop-off at a door. And the courier game has changed because there are cameras everywhere now. People have cameras in their doorbells, cameras pointing at their yard, and they can be watched all the time. Ben, play on this video.

And, Brie, you just sort of commentate what you can see happening. So the courier driver is walking up to the front door. He's put down the package at the front door. He's now doing, he's on his phone by the looks of it. Scanning the package, that's all good. Scanning the package. Just doing courier business. He's standing around at the front door still.

Maybe he's knocked. No, he's having a bit of a look, eh? He's having, oh, instead of walking back down the driveway, he's now having a look around. Oh, no. He's gone for a wee. Over on the other side of the driveway. On the property.

On the fence. On the fence. He's taken a slash on the people's fence. Yeah. I don't think he's doing it in a malicious way because if he did, he'd pee on their door handle right but still mark his territory

he's from post haste writes in wait I was here courier post sucks just so you guys know courier drivers out there there's a baddie in your ranks what a baddie in your ranks. What a baddie.

They're doing bad things. Oh, come on. When you got to go, you got to go. To mobile like the rest of us. Let's talk about throuples. I mean, a bit early maybe, 7.20, but it is a Friday, so why not? There's a couple over in the US that say they've never been happier after they invited someone into their marriage. So this is in the relationship, not just in the bedroom? Yeah, this is as a relationship.

You live together. Really? Yeah. They actually all live together? Yeah. Because there's different make-ups for a throuple, right? Like you and I could be in a relationship and then I could also be in a relationship there's different make-ups for a throuple, right? Like you and I could be in a relationship and then I could also be in a relationship with Ben.

Does that count as a throuple? No. That's polyamorous. Yeah, that's you choosing to date more than one person. Oh, because you and Ben are not allowed to date. Well, yeah. Yeah, right. Depends.

I mean, there's all different types, but this one is where they literally, so the- Three in the bed and the little one said roll over. They all dating yeah okay like a like a three-way split um anyway it's quite interesting the dynamic of it because uh the married couple so their names are justin and katie and get this so they're in a thruple yeah their last name last name is, I kid you not, Rupple. No. Justin and Katie Rupple. That are in a thruple.

Shame one of their initials isn't T, right? Perfect. Good. Yep. They've been married since 2013. And Katie, the wife in the relationship, he always knew that she was bisexual. And last year, after a long conversation,

seven years of a conversation, they decided to invite someone else into their relationship. Yeah. And it's none other than Justin's best friend, Claire. Another woman. Another woman. Right. So she... How much convincing did this guy really take?

No, listen to what I'm saying. It's his best friend. Right. Since college. How weird is that? Well, yeah, how weird is it for the wife? What? That he's the best friends in there. No, how weird is it for him?

And the wife. No, the wife wanted it. She's the one that suggested it. Yeah, but then he chose the best friend. And she's like, I knew you were attracted to her all along. I knew you were attracted to her. No, the wife chose the best friend and he's like I knew you were attracted to her all along. I knew you were attracted to her. No the wife chose

the best friend and he had to go along with it. Can I ask you a logistical question about being in a throuple? Yeah. If you were in a throuple Why are you asking me?

I've never been in one. It's a hypothetical logistical question about throupling. Yeah. So you're in a throuple. Yeah. Three in a relationship

three in the house. Go you. Three in the bed. Where would you ideally like to be placed in the spoon? Not in the middle. Would you like Three in the bed. Where would you ideally like to be placed in the spoon? Not in the middle. Would you like to be big spoon at the back, clamping onto the butt, middle spoon or small spoon?

I'll take the front or the back, just not the middle. You don't want to be in the middle? No, you don't want to be the ham in the ham sandwich. Why not? I reckon it'd be quite nice. You get the best of both worlds. Have you ever tried to sleep in a bed? I guess you'd have a California king. You'd have to.

Oh, you'd have to have a minimum king bed. Yeah, minimum king bed. Nah, it is horrible being in the middle. You can't put your leg out the side of the bed and if it's hot, you just it's literally like a little mini oven in there where you just can't move anything. Can we try it? Is it inappropriate

in the workplace for us to try a three-way spoon? No, I don't think so. I mean, there's no bed here. No, but we'll just do a ground one. A ground one? Yeah, just to see how it goes. You don't have to. I'm not putting any pressure on you. Is this why you wanted to talk about this topic today? Is this being your plan?

I don't need to do much. I just need to experience being in the middle. Maybe whack Ben in the front, and then you or Anastasia, whichever one of you want to jump on the back. Whichever one. I am going to say I'm sensing my colleagues, Anastasia

and producer Ben's energy and they feel uncomfortable. I'm going to stand up and I'm going to say No, Clint. We're saying no. Okay? I need to experience it. Is there anyone willing to drive to the studio this morning and put me in a three-way spoon?

I feel like you need to go have a lie down by yourself. Any carpooling couples want to divert past Victoria Street in Auckland? Anyway, they say that the relationship works perfectly for them. They've never been happier. The one thing that they have been honest about is that they say jealousy can creep into their relationship because it is a human emotion. But they just work through it and they get past it through communication. Wow.

Good for them. Yeah, good for them. I mean, can you imagine though? Because imagine if you were dating two people. One person say they liked these you know, like these five things that you like, so then you could do those five things with them

and then this person, like these, like, you know what I mean? And then it would work in like the triangle way so you could always be doing something you like.

Yeah, that's a positive. What about Friday night takeaways though, trying to decide on something to have? Another voice in the conversation, you finally think you've settled

on Italian and then one of them goes, I don't actually really feel like Italian, I feel a actually really feel like Italian. I feel a bit bloated. And I'd say, well, order your own bloody Uber Eats. Oh, God damn it. Do you reckon there's any throuplers listening to us this morning?

I mean, yeah, I think there would be. Really? Yeah, or maybe they haven't been in a throuple before. Maybe they're not now. Maybe they are now. I want to hear from those people, though. 0800 dial ZM. Have you ever been in a thruple or are you in one right now and what's it like? A three person

relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you know someone in one. Yeah. And maybe your ex used to be in a three way relationship. There's a whole TV show on Netflix about it. It's very saucy. What's it called? Thrupple? No. I can't remember. Three's a crowd. Yeah, no, I think that's a different show. Three the hard way. I think that's a different show. You can text us on 9696 or you can give us a call 0800 dial ZM.

Bree and Clint. ZM. Like a relief teacher that has no idea what's going on. It's ZM's Bree and Clint. Morning to everybody. Brianne Clint filling in for Fletch Warnamegan. The throuple show that I was thinking of on Netflix is called You, Me and Her.

Got it. But I'm also watching a show called Why Women Kill and in the first season there's also a throuple in that. Maybe that's a new cool thing to do. I mean, yeah, if you're keen to watch shows about that stuff, then yeah, you, me and her on Netflix. It's a really interesting show. We're trying to find out this morning if there are any thruple-based ZM listeners.

Are you in a thruple? How long? How does it work? We'd love to hear from you. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Jessica's called up. Hi, Jessica. G'day, Jess. Hi. You're in a throuple. Yeah, yeah, I am. Tell us, Jess, how did this come about? So me and my male partner

had been together for a long time and then I started a new job and made a friend and then one night that turned into a one-night thing, which turned into a two-night thing. And now two years in, we all live together. We all live together. Do you all share a bed? Someone texted and said I was stupid for suggesting you all sleep in the same bed.

Do you have one bed or do you have multiple beds? No, we all share the same bed. We've got the biggest one we could find in town. Super California King? Is that what it's called? Yeah, it's like a Super King, California King size bed, yeah. You can answer the question for us then. Which position in the spoon is the most favoured?

Is it small, middle or big spoon? So we all have our own spots in the bed. So me and my male partner sleep in the spots we always sleep in and our newest person to our relationship, she is in the middle. Yeah, right. Jess, can I ask, what's it like? Because obviously you were with your husband for a long time. Has it reinvigorated your relationship?

Has it made everything completely different? Has it made it better? It was definitely reinvigorating, I guess, at the start. It was something new and exciting. Yeah, yeah. We had no bloody idea what we were doing. And, you know, like, now it's actually so much easier. So we actually have children.

Okay. Wow. And so it's so much nicer having kind of two mums in the house and a dad because everything kind of... You have more people, more hands, right? Do your friends understand? When you first got into a throuple, did your friends understand your new relationship?

Lots of them said, oh, we want that. Because, you know... We want what you're having. Yeah. Yeah, all of my friends are parents So I think you know The girls kind of Got it from that perspective

You know having an extra set of hands Oh my god I can so relate to it From a parenting perspective You have an extra You have an extra income You have more help You've got a babysitter If two of you want to go out for dinner

Oh we don't do We don't do dates like that We just time them off To the grandparents and just do our own thing or we'll go on holidays together. I have so many questions for you, Jess. I want to know, was it something that you had thought about that you wanted or is it just kind of something that happened? Or was it the right person?

I think it kind of just happened. We weren't looking for somebody that wasn't kind of a discussion we had my friend just was staying over for a bit we were watching movies and kind of hanging out Jess must be nice just falls into your lap these situations

that's how attractive you and your husband are Jess can't get enough partners you know it's crazy hey Jess you're so interesting and that's such a great insight. Thank you for being open and honest and sharing with us this morning. Yeah, we appreciate that. No problem.

Have a great weekend. Bree and Clint. It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is our game that we play in the afternoons

and we bring it to the morning where you've got to be fast on the buzzer and you've got to know your music. You've got to be hot, hot, hot, hot on the trigger. We play this one as teams. Let's meet the first person playing this morning. It's Lily. Morning, Lily. Morning, Lily.

Good morning. Whose team would you like to be on? Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Bree, please. All right. Welcome aboard. I think you've had more success in this feature of recent. I think you're on a hot streak.

I've had a few good team bond connections. Yeah, okay. That's a big part of it. Well, Nick, you and I need to bond furiously, man. We need to do some bondage, okay? Kiss, kiss, kiss. Nick, I need some energy from you, man. Are you there? There's a man. We need to do some bondage, okay? Kiss, kiss, kiss. Nick, I need some energy from you, man. Are you there?

Is it Max? Oh, Max. Is it Max? Oh, Max. Very different to Nick. You know what? That's terrible for team bonding straight up. I'm sorry. The computer says Nick. I like how Max was like, it's Max.

Max, we're a team from here on out, okay? Amazing. Here we go. Bri and I will play against each other first, and then Lily and Max will play against each other. Anastasia runs the game. What's our theme, Anastasia? This week's theme is pop groups.

Some of our favourite pop groups that we play on ZD. Right, right, okay. So you two will play around first, then Max and Lily will have a go next. Got it. Do you guys want to hear song number one? Yes, please. Play it, Producer Ben.

Clint. Ooh, me? Yeah, definitely Clint. One Direction. Don't have to get song anything, eh? Yeah. You know, What Makes You Beautiful. That's correct.

Secret 1D fan, eh, Clint? Yeah, big closet 1D fan. Clint loves the D. I mean... I'm a Louis man. Why? All right, come on. Lily, I know that you're going to be so good at this.

We need you here. Max and Lily, get ready to, with your finger on the trigger, to say your name. Here's song number two. Lily. Lily. Oh. Lily. Yes, Lily.

Dancing Queen by Emma. Yeah. I hear you, she's bloody good. What a tune as well. Okay, one all, Brie. Awesome. Now we're going to go back to Brie and Clint. Here's song number three.

Brie. Oh. I do this often. Too fast on the trio. No idea. Is that Maroon 5 and Girls Like You? That's correct. Especially weird considering it's your favourite band club.

I know. I love them so much. Lily, I'm so sorry. You need to pick up the game here or else we lose. I can do this. Max, as a team, we can win it out, okay? Foot on the throat, let's bring this thing home. Come on. Alright guys, let's hear song number

four. Lily. Come on Lily. Black Eyed Peas and tonight's gonna, I've got a feeling. She got it, she got it. I will accept that Lily. Nearly fell there but no, well done. I feel like I'm really the dud player in this team.

It's all right, Max. I'll carry this one, mate. Don't worry, I've got this. All right, guys, we're down to tie break. Put you on my back. Carry over the finish line. This is the winning, for the winning point, here's song number five.

Brie. Clint. Oh, damn it Another one bites the dust Quote Yes Another one bites the dust I love how Brie's celebrating

And she literally wrote off Lollipop The whole game But Lillie It was 50-50 effort You and me All the way You pick up the 50 bucks

Nice work mate Another one bites the dust There you go There's the one second song challenge. Dolly Parton is in the news today. I love me some Dolly Parton. She just is, right? She's just like...

She's just one of those people that is just effortlessly cool. Yeah. She is 75. Her partner is celebrating his 79th birthday right now. They've been together for 57 years, her and Carl. They've been together, which means she got with him when she was 18 years old and they have stayed together ever since. That's adorable.

It is. It is. It's very cute. She was on the cover of Playboy magazine in 1978. It's an iconic shoot. And I'm sure Carl still has a copy of the magazine. Almost as iconic as Kim Kardashian. Was she on Playboy as well?

Yeah, she did a Playboy spread. Right. I know she did. Oh, right. I mean. No, she did. She had all the pearls and stuff. Was that Playboy or was it Penthouse?

No, it was Playboy. Was it? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, right. Well, for Carlint House? No, it was Playboy. Was it? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, right. Well, for Carl's 79th birthday, what has Dolly Parton done? Take a listen. Today is July 20. It's my husband Carl's birthday.

Remember some time back I said I was going to pose on Playboy magazine when I was 75? Well, I'm 75 and they don't have a magazine anymore. So I was trying to think of something to do to make him happy. He still thinks I'm a hot chick after 57 years. Anyway, what I did for his birthday, I did a little photo shoot in this little outfit. I had a cover made of the new dolly. And in the first one, I was kind of a little butterball. Well, I'm string cheese now. But he'll probably think I'm cream cheese, Dolly. And in the first one, I was kind of a little butterball. Well, I'm string cheese now.

But he'll probably think I'm cream cheese. I hope. Anyway, I'm going to surprise him going in singing to him in my little bunny suit. I don't know if it's a good idea to spring that on a 79-year-old man. Yeah, it might be a very shocking surprise. You want to give him plenty of notice? You want to make sure he's got lots of heart medication on him. Oh, yeah.

She's done it, though, and she's videoed herself in the outfit, and I say more power to her. What a bloody legend. Hey, go for it, you two. I love that. Do you think, because she's in the Playboy bunny outfit, is that what does it for you? Is that what you'd choose a woman to dress up as, a sexy bunny?

What would be your outfit of choice? Like you've got sexy nurse, firefighter, doctor. Doctor's pretty hot. With the stethoscope. Yellow Power Ranger? No. That's an option? I wouldn't say that's an option.

Your face is covered. Well, that could be part of the fun. I'm just saying it's an option. Are we kink shaming here or are we just throwing options out? No, see, you're being funny about it. I want to know what do you think is the hottest outfit for a partner to dress up in? When I met Katy Perry, she was dressed as a cat. A cat?

It was like a cat version of the Playboy Bunny. Because remember her whole thing was cats, Katy Perry for a while? I think you just had a fascination with Katy Perry. Yeah, I'm just saying I haven't met many dressed up women. And when I met one and I had a feeling it was Katy Perry and she was dressed as a cat. So you're going to lock in cat? No, no, I didn't say that.

I didn't say I'm attracted to cats. Right, well, you keep thinking about it. Producers, is there a particular outfit that you would pick? Yes, Anastasia? A sexy vaccinator. So you mean a doctor? No. No, exclusively vaccinations.

Just vaccination. The full mask and all that stuff. Oh, you want PPE? Yeah, fair. Yeah, that's okay. We can make that happen. Safety is sexy. Exactly.

What about you, Producer Ben? Oh, I don't know. I know what yours would be. Crusaders rugby team. Fantastic. Wouldn't that be what did it for you? That would be fantastic. You'd like someone To dress up as

Scott Barrett Scott Barrett Or Kieran Reeves Or they just put Like a hiking backpack on Yeah yeah yeah Yours would be Tramping

A tramper And then you like You know Picture them Out in the wild Getting out in the fresh air Yours is unwashed Bush person

Yeah yeah What is it What is it for you? I don't know, now that I think about it. Have you decided? Yours would be Socceroo, wouldn't it? No, it wouldn't. Bree and Clint.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oki. You know, I said to Bree when we were planning what we were going to do while we fill in on the breakfast show, because big audience here on the breakfast show. And I absolutely shat the bed last week. Yeah, I said to her, maybe we should give Friday Okie a rest, you know? Maybe we shouldn't punish the morning listeners with Friday Okie.

And Bree said, no, people have to hear me sing. That's what the world needs. They have to hear me sing. She actually used the words. This is not a criticism. She used the word songbird of a generation. Do you brush your teeth?

Because I can smell your shit breath from here. What we do is we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we do the best cover we can of a song. This week, a lady by the name of Melissa Annette Elliott, also known as Missy Elliott, is our victim. God, I love some Missy Elliott. Quick round of the age game. How old's Missy Elliott?

She'd be 40. Four. Missy Elliott is 50 years old. What? Yeah. Yeah, she looks fantastic. We've both done our version of Get Your Freak On, and you're about to hear it.

Oh, no. What you need to do in New Zealand on your way to work this fine Friday morning is hear both of them and then vote. Tell us who did the very best Friday Okie to decide the winner. Your feedback is welcomed on the text machine on 9696. Shall we do it? Yeah, let's do it.

Here we go. First of all, here comes my Missy Elliott for Friday Okie on ZM. Good luck, babe. Give me some new, yeah. Couldn't keep Continue putting it down I'm the hottest round I told your mother, father Y'all can tell me now

Listen to me now I'm less than 20 rounds And if you want me, people Then come on, give me now Is you with me now? Then biggie, biggie bounce I know you dig the way I switch, switch, switch my style Hello

People sing around Now people gather round. Now people jump around. Go, get your freak on. Go, get your freak on. Go, get your freak on. Go, get your freak on. Go, get your freak on.

Go, get your freak on. Go, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Pretty good. I mean, even if you didn't enjoy it, I had a lot of fun doing it. I had a ton of fun this week too. But can I match yours? I don't know. It's all about energy, eh? Oh, I had a lot of fun doing it. I had a ton of fun this week too. But can I match yours? I don't know. It's all about energy, eh?

Oh, it's a little bit about pitch and a little bit about being able to rap. But mostly about energy. And tone. And enthusiasm. And timing. You can't vote yet. You need to hear both. So here comes Bree's Missy Elliott for Friday Oaky.

I need to get my swag. Lucy Liu.y be putting down I'm the hottest round I told your mother I'm bluff You can't stop me now Listen to me now I'm less than 20 rounds And if you want me

Then come and get me now Is you with me now Then biggie biggie bound I know you dig the way I switch Switch, switch my style YOLO People sing around. Now people gather round.

Now people jump around. Get your freak on. Go. Get your freak on. Go. Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Go. Get your freak on.

Go. Get your freak on. Go. Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Is that your chick? Baby, you know. Oh, damn, I thought you were going to keep going there. I was out of breath.

That's all I had. I mean, Missy Elliott has never sounded whiter, but which version of that was the best Friday Oki this morning? I'm ready to get my freak on. Your constructive criticism is always welcome. And five votes, that's all we need on those phones right now. 0800 dial ZM. Is it Bree or is it me for Friday Oki this morning?

What are you feeling? Let's have your votes. We'll take your criticism. Critic? Criticism. Criticism. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki!

Today, taking on Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On. Someone texted and said, um, that was freaky, alright. All up in that grill. That's for sure. Missy's grilled. Who did the best Missy Elliott for Friday Oki this morning? Was it me? Or was it Queensland's finest Brie Thomaselle?

Is that your chick? Baby, you know. Five unvetted phone calls to side the winner of Friday Okie each week and let's go to the phones. Ira's here first. Kia ora, Ira. G'day, Ira.

G'day, g'day, g'day. How are we? Good, mate. How's your Friday? Oh,'day. G'day, g'day. How are we? Good, mate. How's your Friday? Oh, not too bad. Made better with Friday-oke. Oh, you thought so. This week, did we bring it?

Look, I'd hate to do this to a fella Aussie, but my vote's for Clint. That was amazing. Perla. Oh, beautiful. Thank you, Ira. I really appreciate it. What am I meant to do if I don't even have the Aussies on my side, mate? Well, just think another one.

Leshko. Leshko. Thanks, Ira. mate? Well, just think another one. Let's go. Let's go. Thanks, Ira. We appreciate it. Have a great weekend. Riley's here. Morning, Riley. Hello, Riley.

Yo. Hello. What's happening, Riley? What are your thoughts this week? Oh, I'm going to have to say Brent. I'm going to have to say Bree this time. Appreciate you, Riley. Sort of sounds like you said Brent there for a second.

It's a tie. Swing vote. It's a tie. Okay. One all. Let's go to Olivia. Morning, Riley. Sort of sounds like you said Brint there for a second. It's a time. Swing vote. It's a time. Okay. One all. Let's go to Olivia. Morning, Olivia. Happy Friday.

Hello, Olivia. Happy Friday, guys. Do you have any constructive feedback for us on our Missy Elliot's this morning? Oh, Clint, yours gave me goosebumps. I don't know if it was the good kind of goosebumps. But when I heard Brie,

I wasn't sure if I was listening to Missy Elliott or Brie so my vote's going to have to go to Brie on that one. Wow, that's the ultimate compliment. That's one of the best compliments I've ever got on this segment. Thanks Liv. Let's go to Hannah. Morning Hannah. Hi Hannah. Morning Brie and Clint. Happy Friday.

It's almost the weekend friend. Happy Friday. You sound excited to give your feedback this weekend. I am. Okay good. We love that. No, usually I vote for Clint, but today I'm voting for Bree. Honestly, Bree, that was amazing. Hannah, my girl, thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Have a great weekend, Hannah. I think you've got the victory already, but let's go to our last one. Carla, good morning. Happy Friday, Carla. How's the money, guys? How are you? How's the money, Carla? Who's your vote for on Friday, Oki?

Well, I have toye, guys. How are you? Atamariye, Carla. Who's your vote for on Friday Oki? Well, I have to say, technically greatly executed, amazing energy, and I think the winner is Brie Thomasow. There she is. Get your freak on. Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Is that your chick? Baby, you know. Carla, I like you know your stuff as well,

so we appreciate your expert opinion in Friday O'Clock this morning. Gala, I love you, mate. Thank you. Love you too. Have a great day, guys. I think, to be honest, and I'm always honest with myself in this segment, I know when I've lost and then sometimes I think I've won.

I feel like this week was a dead-ass time. It was so much fun, though. It was so much fun. We've got to find more Missy Elliott songs. You can catch Brie performing at the power station this weekend and the after party

at what's one of the hip hop clubs? Watch me work it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drop down, flip it and reverse it. She's wearing a massive grill and no pants at her gig this evening. Someone on the text machine

said that they'd never been more attracted to me. That's given me a bit of my step this evening. Someone on the text machine said that they'd never been more attracted to me. That's given me a bit of my step this week. That's the power. Don't encourage her, actually. We've had enough singing from her this week. Thank you, Jenny. Shout out to you.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed hearing this in the morning just as much as we've enjoyed doing it. It's a Banger. All right, Birthday Banger. Hopefully you guys have enjoyed hearing this in the morning just as much as we've enjoyed doing it. It's a bit of a...

We never thought of it as a good kickstart to the day, did we? But it's kind of ended up being there. Yeah. It's a perfect kickstart. We will continue this segment in the afternoons, 5.30 in the afternoon we do this on our show. Yeah, literally try and stop us. Ross?

People have. Ross, if you're listening, please don't stop us. All right, this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Good morning, Cam. Hi, Cam. Good morning. Happy Friday.

Yeah, pretty good. Excellent, Cam. What's your birthday? It's 14th of February, 1996. Oh, Valentine's Day, Cameron. Oh, stop it. Stop it. You were 16 in 2012 on the 14th of February.

And in 2012, this had a number one hit. Oh, Cam, the Valentine's wild one, eh? Tell you what, I was a wild one in 2012. Yeah, boy. Heartbreaker Cam, I knew it. Do you like this? I love it. Flo Rida and Sia.

This is one of my favourite songs of 2020. Flo Rida. Yeah. Yeah, Sia. Flo Rida, Sia, David. Yeah. Get up. I think they're all on there.

Yeah, they're all on there. You've got to love it. You've got to love it. It's good, Cam. You're in the lead. Jack's here. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack.

How are we? Good, Jack. How are we? Good, mate. How are you for a Friday? Not bad, not bad. Good to hear. Jack, what's your birthday? Jack, how many Vs and Siggy's are you deep already this Friday morning? I don't know.

I've got three coffees. Three coffees? I knew you were buzzing on something good stuff. And a weird crash shot. What's your birthday, Jack? 10th of December, 93. Right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 10th of December. And in 2009, this reached the top of the chart.

Is it the greatest Stan Walker song of all time? Quite possibly. Pretty good. Black Box, do you like that, Jack? Oh, this could be something better. Oh, okay. Right, he's on the fence. Fair enough.

Stan Walker's got new music coming out soon too, and a tour. Love Stan Walker. Timmy's here. Morena, Timmy. Timmy! Hey, how you doing? Wall to wall boys on birthday bag on this Friday.

I know, love it. The lads, lads, lads, lads, lads. All right, Timmy, what's your birthday, mate? 28-12-88. All right, you were 16 in 2004 on the 28th of December. And in 2004, this had the number one hit. When the pimps in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot.

Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. When the pigs try to get at you. Park it like it's hot. Park it like it's hot. Damn. Like it's hot. And if a... Get an attitude. Damn So don't change the dizzle Turn it up a little He's got a dime piece full of fine dime bristles Do you like Snoop Dogg?

Drop it like it's hot for your birthday Bang it to me Not too bad Not too bad at all You little baddie. Million dollar ball. I can't go past the energy of that Flo Rida and Sia song this morning. I think I'm with you.

I think that's like a Friday launch pad into the weekend, right? Yeah, and drop it like it's hot gets played on Friday James anyway. Yeah, Banger, but yeah. Stan Walker, Banger, but yeah. Has the energy. Cam, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Hey, let's go on my Wild Ones on a Friday.

Oh, Cam, you little baddie. Here we go, everybody. Our last early morning Birthday Banger. Brian Clint, ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger, Flowrider and Sia. It's Wild Ones. Did you realise at the end of the song there that Sia asks you to saddle her up?

Oh, yeah. What do you think she was talking about? Saddle me up and let's begin. That whole song is about being a cowgirl. Oh, right. Going forwards, not in reverse. No, not in reverse. It doesn't have David Guetta on that song, but we thought it did.

It sounds like a David Guetta song, eh? It does, eh? Here's a question for you. Sia. Yeah. Obviously iconic, amazing voice. Yeah. What's her last name?

Later. That was one of the worst dad jokes you've had for a while. Middle name, also Sia. She's related. Sia, Sia, later. She's related to Suzy Kato. Her last name's Furler. Sia Furler.

Sia Furler. I prefer later. Do we all remember the track from Sean Kingston? How could we forget? 2007 smash hit um beautiful girls sean kingston um did you ever think i wonder

what he's up to these days he had that big jet ski crash hey yeah that was back in like 2013 he had a he had a bridge at pace it was with justin bieber wasn't it no well

justin bieber was there and they were real good friends at the time. I thought he was on a jet ski with some girls. I don't know. I don't remember Bieber being on it. Beautiful girls? Yeah, I think he was on there with some beautiful girls. No.

He's in the news this week because he got pulled over. I'm pretty sure he wasn't driving, but his car that he was rolling in got pulled over. Yeah. And apparently he has sung his way out of a speeding ticket. There's audio. I rate this. There's audio of him. So to set the scene, it's obviously already happened.

Sean Kingston's in the passenger seat. The cop is outside and Sean decides to sing. Has the cop gone, oh, shit, you're Sean Kingston? I think so. Right, so he knows the cop's a fan. Yeah, and then he's gone, do you want me to sing you a little bit of Beautiful Girls

and then we can call it a day? Yeah. Yeah, take a listen. Pull me over, but I'm going to sing a little Beautiful Girls song for his partner. Let's do it.

Okay. Oh! My way to beautiful girl That's why it'll never work I love you guys, man. All right. You guys have a great day. Thanks for your patience.

I said all he gets, two lines. I'd be like, mate, you want to get out of this ticket? I want at least three bangers. Get out here, jump on the bonnet, bit of a performance. Get out, all of your speakers. I want a full-blown concert. Your mate can stay in the driver's seat and work the headlights. It's like a light show.

And then I'm going to sit here and enjoy this little private Sean Kingston bonnet performance. Have you ever gotten yourself out of a ticket? Nah. Nah. I don't think I have anything to offer. You've got quite a few tickets recently. No, I have not.

Because you were, you know, testing out the new Audi. No, I have not. And you can't get out of a fixed camera ticket anyway. I don't have anything to offer in a ticket situation. Like what have I got to do for a police officer that would get, don't answer that. Oh, I could think of something. Don't answer that.

I walked right into that. No, have you got out of a ticket? Yeah, I told you the story when I first moved here on this show. Oh, when you were swerving on the motorway. Yeah, I accidentally swerved and this cop pulled me over and he's like, you were on your phone. And I was like, I swear to you,ved and this cop pulled me over and he's like, you were on your phone. And I was like, I swear to you, I wasn't on my phone. And he's like, what were you doing then?

And I said, I'm going to be honest, I was at brunch, had way too much to eat and I was trying to get my pants undone. And he goes, BS, I don't believe you. And I said, if I prove it, can I go? And he's like, yeah, but I lifted up my shirt, my pants are undone and he let me go. And he said to me, he goes,

you know, the only reason I'm letting you go is because I've never heard that excuse in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's good when they use their discretion like that. Yeah. Plus you basically flashed him so it's the least he could do. Yeah, it was weird actually

now that I look back at it. It was quite weird. He's like, this is on my body cam. I need to get out of here. I'm going to delete this footage. How can you get out of a ticket though? Other than that, are there any bona fide ways

that people out there have done to get out of a speeding ticket? Any ticket. Any ticket. Parking tickets are impossible. You get there and the parking warden is writing out the ticket and you're like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. I'm sorry, I'm here.

Don't care. I've already printed it. I have to give it to you. Why is the ticket guy English? He's a sad sack is what I'm... Right, right, gotcha. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696.

How'd you get out of a ticket? Yes. Or any tips on how to get out of a ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please. We'll get you on next. Thank you. Turns out if you're Sean Kingston,

you can sing your way out of a speeding ticket. I feel like they'd give us more tickets if you and Brian Clint. Turns out if you're Sean Kingston, you can sing your way out of a speeding ticket. I feel like they'd give us more tickets if you and I sung. Yeah, I've heard you guys sing. We're like... We'll find you until you stop. Here's Sean Kingston. Pull me over, but I'm going to sing a little Beautiful Girl song for his partner.

Let's do it. Okay. Oh! My way to beautiful girl. That's why it'll never work. Hey! I love you guys, man. All right. Yes, sir.

You guys have a great day. Thank you for your patience. He's still got it, Sean Kingston, eh? He's still got it. He can sing. How do you get out of a speeding ticket? What's a surefire way to not have to pay for it? That's what we're asking you guys this morning.

Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. How you going? You've gotten out of a speeding ticket before. Yeah, I did. It was my birthday.

I was speeding. Oh, I must have been speeding on the motorway. The policeman pulled me over and says, do you know why I'm pulling you over? And I said, to wish you a happy birthday and have a slice of this cake. I had my cake in the seat beside me. And he took the slice of cake,

wished me happy birthday, and he off the ticket. No way! That's amazing, Nicole! He took a slice of cake. That's happy birthday, and he offed the cricket. No way! That's amazing, Nicole! He took a slice of cake. That's too good. What a legend. So good.

So you know what you need to do now, Nicole. Yeah? Keep a cake on you at all times. Yeah, I know. Pretend like it's your birthday. And then when they ask for your licence, just speed away. Just say, ah, if you take my licence, you don't get any cake. What do you want?

The cake or the licence? That's good. Any other good ideas coming through? Quite a few. Someone said, when I was in the army in the UK, I used to hand over my ID card instead of my licence by mistake. Oh, so the cop would give you mad respect and be like, sorry, sergeant.

Thank you for your service. Off you go. That kind of thing. A few other people. Oh, this one's so good. This is probably my service. Off you go. That kind of thing. A few other people. Oh, this one's so good. This is probably my favourite text of the week. Bethany's here. Hi, Bethany. Hi, Bethany. Hi. How'd you get out of a ticket?

Well, I'm a severe arsenic and I was taking my inhaler while I was driving. A cop obviously saw me. He pulled me over and he asked what was in my mouth. And so I showed him and he thought that I was smoking a bomb. Right.

Which, wait, Bethany, I'm also an asthmatic. Were you using one of those big spacers that you put on the end of the inhaler? Yeah. Kind of. They do look like a bomb, especially when you get the... Kind of. I kind of get that. The inhaler end of the inhaler. Kind of does. Yeah. They do look like a bong, especially when you get the... Kind of. I kind of get that. The inhaler gas in it.

Right. So you're like, no, no, it's just asthma. And did he let you go? Yeah, they did after he stopped laughing. Well, I mean, you can't be booked for taking your inhaler, can you? No. Also, that's good advice for the stoners out there. Start smoking your weed out of an inhaler spacer.

Yeah, next minute, all the stoners are buying the spacers. Not while you inhaler spacer. Yeah, next minute all the stoners are buying the spacers. Not while you're driving though, okay? We don't endorse that. And also don't speed. We don't endorse that either. We don't in speed.

We don't want you to break the road rules. But if you do, it's good to have some tricks up your sleeve. Yeah, parking rules though. Oh yeah, parking rules from getting in the bin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. And that far know is the end of the show and the end of our run doing the breakfast show. It's been fun, eh? It's been a lot of fun. I've had a blast.

It's been cool to change up your schedule a little bit. Maybe have our show listened to people that may never have heard it before. Yeah. Also figure out how to talk at this time of the morning. I'm so tired. I'm not going to lie.

A whole new level of respect for Fletch, Vaughan and Megan who have had two weeks off and will be back on Monday refreshed and ready to go. What was your favourite

favourite moment of the show in the last two weeks? The Saatchi Brie remix. Pretty hard to go past that. We didn't play it today. We didn't play it today. We didn't play it today. Should we play it right now?

Should we go out on it? Yeah, let's go out on it. All right. Hey, thanks if you've tuned in over the last two weeks. We'll be back in the afternoons from Monday from 3 o'clock. This right here is a collab that we did behind Brie's back using some of the poetry she wrote after a very emotional breakup in 2017.

All of the lyrics in this song are from a secret poem that Brie wrote in her notes app. I can't believe that this song has come from those notes in my phone. Friday Jams kicks off next. So we'll leave you with Saatchi and India featuring Brie. This is Game Called Love. See you next week, guys. Bye. Bye, guys. Thanks for having us. Game Called Love See you next week guys Bye

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