ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd July 2024

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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KFC's Hot and Spicy is back. Here for a good time, not a long time. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM Free and Clint. Kia ora, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. We just interviewed Abby Chatfield, which will be on the show tomorrow, host of FBoy Island. Yeah, season two, Australia. You can watch it on Hey You. She's so cool.

She is very cool. She's so cool. She is very cool. She's just charismatic. Yeah. So charismatic. Yeah. Isn't she? Yeah, she's one of those people who comes in and straight away she's like, oh my God, everybody here smells great, everything looks great.

And you're like, oh, we like you straight away. You're great. I just, I feel like charismatic people, and correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah. Like someone who oozes charisma always gets my attention because I feel like it's quite rare. Oh, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I want to say super rare.

But charismatic people make you feel a way about yourself, which is the trick. They've got a way of making people feel things. You know? Ooh, have we got a crush on Abbey Chatfield? of making people feel things. You know? Ooh, have we got a crush on Abbey Chatfield? Oh, everyone's got a crush on Abbey Chatfield. But yeah, you can hear that interview tomorrow on the show.

You can hear the whole interview unedited on our podcast tonight. It'll be our after party. Bree and Clint. It's the tradie versus lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one. Yeah, big ups to the Tool Shed.

If you haven't heard, the prize we're giving away this week is the Intermediate Tool Chest, three draw, worth $299 and $50 cash. The scoreline sits at 55 to the tradies. They're staging a little bit of a comeback. The ladies still are quite a bit out in front on 64. Our lady is all the way down in Invercargill. She's 27 and she is a mum to a 10 year old. Welcome to the show, Siobhan.

Hi Siobhan. Hello. Is your you didn't tell us if they're a daughter or a son. Is your daughter or son with you? Madison. Madison. Shout out to Madison.

Okay, Shiv, you're taking on our tradies today. They're 50, they're from Ashburton, and they used to be a jockey. Welcome to the show, Tanya. G'day, Tanya. Hi. How long were you a jockey for? Two and a half years. How was that for a job?

Different, different. Even when I was that for a job? Different, different Even when I was younger, a lot younger Yeah, is it terrifying? Not really It can be though It's probably more terrifying now Yeah, I've watched that movie Ride Like a Girl It just seems like quite a dangerous job

Oh yeah, no, I injured myself a lot Yeah, right, gotcha Okay, Tanya, your buzzers, yeah, no, I injured myself a lot. Yeah, right. Gotcha. Okay, Tanya, your buzzers, Trady. Actually, let's go with names. Tanya and Siobhan, those can be your buzzers today. The first of three correct answers gets that prize from the tool shed.

Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What country is the electronic music band Peaking Duck from? Trady. Yes, Tanya. New Zealand. New Zealand is incorrect. Siobhan.

London. I mean, worth a guess. Australia is where they're from. Canberra, to be exact, the capital. Question number two. How old is the Auckland Sky Tower? Is it 20 years, 30 years or 40 years old? Lady.

Yes, Siobhan. 40 years old? Hmm. No. Tanya? 30. 30 is correct. It is 30 years old.

It was built in 1994. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Siobhan. Kelly Clarkson. It is, of course, Kelly Clarkson. We are one apiece in this game. Question number four.

Which of these mammals can fly? Squirrel, bat or a penguin? Lady. Yes, Siobhan? A bat. It is a bat. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Tanya, to stay in it.

Question number five. Which of these mammals has no voice box? Gorilla, dolphin or giraffe? Lady. Yes, Siobhan, for the win. A dolphin. Now, dolphins make that weird noise. Yeah, that's it.

Tanya? Giraffe. Yeah, giraffe. It is a giraffe. Yeah, no voice box. Okay, we are all tied up. This is for the win. Question number six.

What type of food do the Vogel's company primarily make? Tanya. Lady. Tanya's in? Bread. Bread is correct. It's a tradie victory.

Well done, Tanya. Great game, girls. Unfortunately, Siobhan just couldn't get it in the end. Tanya, we've got that amazing prize from the tool shed

coming your way. Thanks so much. Free in Clint. Have you seen that video that is everywhere today of that tourist, that woman goes up to pat the King's Guard horse? You know how they always have those guards standing outside? With the big tall black hats and the red suits and the black hats. And they don't move.

There's also those guards that sit. And they don't move. There's also those guards that sit on horses and don't move. And this woman goes up to the horse. After her friend had just went up to the horse and patted her. And she goes up to the horse and the horse just turns around and bites her viciously on

the arm. No, I haven't seen it, but. We've got the audio. You can't really hear all that much, but this is the horse biting it. I've never been bitten by a horse, but I imagine it'd be like shocking, but

largely harmless. No? No, no. Really? No, no. Does it hurt to get bit by a horse? It hurts like hell. I've been bitten on the arse. Oh, really? Yeah. One time I was like going to put my saddle on my pony and as I've turned around to pick up the saddle

she freaking bit me on the bum cheek. The horse is like, I have a bit of that. Yeah. She bit me on the bum cheek and I'm not joking when I say my entire butt cheek was bruised. Oh, okay. It is one of the most painful experiences because their mouth is so powerful. Yeah. Like it would hurt.

Anyway, it hurt her so much she fainted. The woman fainted. Oh, really? Yeah. So she was still just like the Kingsguard. It's like a standoff. Those Kingsguards are a weird thing because they're so old school and largely unnecessary, but they still have to stand there and they've become like a tourist attraction.

It is a tourist attraction. It's a tourist attraction, eh? Because what are they, like are they, if there was a breach, like if there was a security breach. Well, I wonder that too. I look at them and I'm like, are their weapons loaded? Because they've all got automatic weapons on them with big bayonets on them, but are they loaded?

I'd say so. I would say that they are, but I mean, it's hard to know. Poor old horse. It's so interesting because there's different comments on social media on the video that I've seen, but there is a sign directly behind where this has happened saying, do not come near the horse. They can bite and kick.

And kick, yeah. But people don't think about that. If you get kicked by a horse, he can kill you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big animal. Anyway, it's definitely a moment that woman won't forget.

I've been bitten by a goose. I've been bitten by a swan. I've been bitten by, like your usual cats and dogs, but not majorly. I got bit by an ibis. Did you? Yeah, bitten chicken. That's a good one. And I've been terrified of them ever since.

You've been terrified of bitten chickens? Yeah, I got bit by a horse. Yeah. What else have I been bitten by? Oh, I got bit by an alpaca once. Oh, yeah, okay. That was pretty scary. No snakes?

Nah, no snakes. Thank God. We want to ask this afternoon, what bit you? Yeah. What animal bit you? Yeah. Or person. Or person, yeah.

Maybe someone bit you. Keep it open-ended. What bit you? Yeah. Or person. Or person, yeah. Maybe someone bit you. Keep it open-ended. What bit you? Hi, Rosie. Hi. Hi. Tell us, Rosie, what bit you? So my dog and my sister both bit me.

At the same time? No, at different times. Who was worse? And who bit first? My dog probably started biting first because she's a puppy. Yeah, that does happen. So it was just learned behaviour from your sister. Like, you'd be concerned if it was the

other way around, but yeah. How old was your sister, Rosie? Um, my sister was about maybe 12. She was 12? Oh, she knows better. She knows better. Rosie, put your sister on. I'm going to have a word with her. She's not 12. Oh, she knows better. She knows better. Rosie, put your sister on.

I'm going to have a word with her. She's not here. Okay. Well, you tell her, Rosie, that when she is, Bree from ZM wants to talk to her about her biting habits. Okay. Yeah, tell her Bree said you can bite her back. Okay?

Absolutely. Yeah. You bite her back, Rosie. Thanks, Rosie. Let's talk to Belinda. I know $800 at him. Hi, Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Hi. Hi. Tell us, Rosie. Thanks, Rosie. Let's talk to Belinda. I know $800 at him. Hi, Belinda. Hi, Belinda.

Hi. Hi. Tell us, Belinda, what bit you? Bindi wants to tell you because it bit her. Okay, Bindi. When I was younger, like, she was five months old and I put her into daycare after maternity leave, went back to work.

And then a little boy bit me on the eyebrow. What? A two-year-old bit her on the face. On the face? What? Ripped open her eyebrow and she's still got a scar and she's nine. She's just been nine. Oh, my God.

Is it a cool scar that kind of goes through the eyebrow, like it's a bit gangster? No, it's just on top and it's like a shiny white bit. Oh, that's not even a cool scar. You need to sue those people. I hope to send photos to your email. Oh, yes, please. I'd love to see. What did the

mum of the boy who bit through your daughter's eyebrow do? Wait until I had left to pick him up. Belinda, do you think that kid should have been in a muzzle? Pardon? Do you reckon that kid should have been in a muzzle? Definitely.

You know, like if you're taking your dog to daycare and they're a biter, you put them in a muzzle. You've got to keep that thing on a leash. Apply that to a kid's daycare. Someone said, I was in Bangkok and I got bit by a stray dog right on the ass. No blood, but freaking sore and a big black bruise. I had four rabies shots after that. Four rabies shots.

What about this one? A wild deer bit my raincoat in Hiroshima. I think he thought I had food in my pocket. I had to throw it away as my husband said it was a biosecurity risk coming back to New Zealand. Wow, okay. You can't just wash it? We were living in Texas and my daughter got bit by fire ants. Very painful.

Have you ever been bit by a fire ant? I have not. Oh my lanta. It is one of the most painful things. It feels like... Fire? It's on fire. Completely on fire. Yeah.

Completely on fire. I got bit by a cockatoo when I was eight, but I still think they're cute. Why do bird bites hurt so much? I got bit on the head by a pelican. Would you reckon that would hurt? I don't know. A pelican's quite floppy, the BK. I got bitten by an endangered takahe as a child.

Love that. Someone said, hello, Jake here. My boss always bites me. It's an HR issue. Finally, Mandy, what bit you? Oh, it was a little cute long-necked snapping turtle. You're joking. Those things can take a finger off.

Well, yeah. Luckily, I've still got my finger. Where did it bite you, Mandy? On the pointing finger because I pointed at it while it was in the pond. So you pointed at me, I'll snap your finger off. Yeah, I gave it a good shake off. Yeah. Luckily, I had nails at the time.

Again, bite it back. to one of my gables. Again, bite it back. The turtle would not be expecting to be bit back by a person. Where would you bite a turtle back? There's not many places. You'd have to bite it on the leg. It has to be the leg, eh? Leg or the neck.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Thanks, Mandy. We appreciate it. So many different stories about being bit by things. Shout out to all the mums who are texting in about being bit on the nipple by their babies. What about these ones? I got bit by a monkey in Bali. You the mums who are texting in about being bit on the nipple by their babies. What about these ones?

I got bit by a monkey in Bali. You don't want that. Someone else said, hello, I'm 13 and I was bitten by an emu. Those things are enormous. A meerkat bit my nose. Oh, cute.

Did it hurt? It would. Or was it just cute? I got bit by a fish snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef. Yeah. What kind of fish? It's because they've got no food left Great Barrier Reef. Yeah. What kind of fish? It's because they've got no food left because the reef's dying.

Yeah. Hopefully it wasn't a groper. The Olympics kicks off for three days and a few hours. Three days until the Paris Olympics kick off. Not long to go. I can't wait. It's honestly my favourite thing. Yeah?

I just, I love to watch any sport, anything competitive and nothing gets better than the Olympics. Like it is just the pinnacle of competitive sport. I think you Aussies get more into the Olympics than us Kiwis

because you have more chances at medals than us. Like Kiwis, we get hyped up when we know that there's someone we have a chance of winning a medal for. Like we'll all tune in

to see Lisa Carrington or something like that. But Aussies, you've got swimmers everywhere. You've got athletics people everywhere, you know. It's not really about that for me. Nah. Like, I will watch any, like, what it's about for me is getting to watch people at the peak level and getting to watch sports that I would never normally get to see.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I'll watch anything, even if the Aussies or the Kiwis. I don't mind. I just want to see people competing at the best of the best. I saw TVNZ announced that they'll have five Olympics channels. Awesome. Free to air on the TVNZ Plus app. That's awesome.

Which is great. It means we can all watch the Olympics. I asked the question, what do you think the worst Olympic sport is and what do you think the best Olympic sport is? Do you have an answer? I know what I like the best. I know what I like the best. There's a list that's been put together by the New Zealand Herald.

So before we reveal what those are, we asked you guys. Someone said the worst sport is rhythmic gymnastics. I'd have to disagree. They said, is that even gymnastics? Isn't that gymnastics of the highest order? Like, it's incredible, the rhythmic gymnastics, isn't it? I like rhythmic gymnastics. That's the mat stuff, isn't it?

With the ball and the ribbon. I thought so. I like it. Someone's just texted in women's beach volleyball. Now, I can't tell if they're saying that's the best or the worst sport at the Olympics. They've just written that, just that. Someone said the best sport is football. The worst sport is netball.

No netball at the Olympics. It's only at the Commonwealth Games. Yeah, netball's not at the Olympics. Yeah. Someone said the worst sport is shot put. They should make tea towel fighting an Olympic sport. Oh, that's a great idea. I'd love to compete in tea towel.

Actually, no, I wouldn't. It is terrifying. You'd have to wear the fencing outfit, wouldn't you? Yeah, you'd have to have protective gear, wouldn't you? Someone said volleyball is hands down the best sport. Fencing is the worst. Sorry, I would fall asleep watching fencing. Fencing is a weird sport to still have in the Olympics.

It's very... Old school. Yeah, it's very medieval. Yeah. Isn't it? I'd have to agree. I wouldn't say fencing is a sport that... The sports that I really get into, well, usually at the Olympics,

normally it's sports, like I'll watch anything. I think it's all fantastic. The weightlifting I love. Love the weightlifting. The gymnastics is, I think, incredible to watch. And that's anything. Like I'll watch any of the gymnastics. I think it's fantastic.

I really love watching the high jump, men's or women's. Yes. It's such a good event to watch. Yeah, absolutely. What else? The swimming, it's great. Yeah. There's just so many good things you can watch.

According to this list that I read by a sports writer at the New Zealand Herald, the worst sport at the modern Olympics. What is it? The modern pentathlon. Is that the one where they compete in all the events? The modern pentathlon, if you're a modern pentathlete, you need to do fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, pistol shooting, and cross-country running. That seems so unfair.

Isn't that a weird mix of sports? How do you train for that? Sword fighting, swimming, horse riding, gun shooting, and cross-country running. Like, I do get the decathlon. Like, I think that makes sense. It's all athletic track and field events, you know, whereas this is just so random.

You have to bring a horse over to the Olympics as well as your gun and your fencing gear. Where would that have come from? I don't know. Like people. That makes no sense. Men on Bridgerton? Is that who would have originated in that sport?

Just seems like the weirdest bunch of events. Anyway, it's going to happen. I don't know if we have any representatives in the modern pentathlon. Let's be positive. According to this list, the best three sports at the Olympics. Yes, what are they? Number three, gymnastics. Yeah, it's up there.

I can't wait to see Simone Biles compete. Yes. She is a once-in-a-lifetime athlete, in my opinion, and getting to see her compete at another Olympics, like don't miss out on that. She is truly inspirational. Second greatest sport at the Olympics? Swimming.

Really? Yeah. Swimming is good to watch. It is great to watch. It's very competitive. Yeah. And there's a lot of good events. Yeah.

I'd have to say my favourite is the butterfly. Oh, okay. It's just so impressive and so dramatic. Yeah, it is. I like the freestyle because it's the closest to the 100 metre sprint. I feel like it's the pinnacle of swimming. But according to this list, the greatest sport at the Olympics that you'll be able to watch next week is the athletics.

Dragonfield, the athletics, the stuff inside the stadium. Here's my tip. If you are confused about what to watch, the hammer throw is so good to watch. Yeah, the shot put is great. The javelin. The discus. The hurdles. But the high jump.

I'm telling you, the high jump. Last Olympics, I stayed up until three in the morning watching the men's final. It was the best thing I watched at the Olympics. Was that the one where the two guys agreed to share the medal? Yeah. Which is something you can do. They couldn't be separated and they agreed to share the gold.

Yeah, as long as both competitors agree. Isn't that incredible? Then you can share it. Yeah. It was truly the best thing I watched. Like split or steal. Yeah, pretty much. And I remember the Italian was looking at the guy from guitar

and when he realised that the guy from guitar was going to agree to share it, they both just hugged each other. It was so cute. Bree and Clint. Cool. It's our classical music guessing game. Well, it's not really. They're pop songs.

They're just played classically. Mm-hmm. So it's a mesh of both worlds As Miley Cyrus The great musical philosopher Once said You get the best Of both worlds

And you do on this game You do If you have text either Ella Aubrey and Clint As a team to 9696 You could be in line To win yourself

50 KFC chicken dollars Right now Can I just say Not all that much support For us on the text machine There never is as a team to 9696. You could be in line to win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars right now. Can I just say not all that much support for us on the text machine? There never is which makes our victories even sweeter.

It means we're the underdog and we love to be the underdog. Yeah. It's the best place to be. Yeah. No pressure on you. I like being mad dog. Well no, top dog.

Top dog is the opposite of underdog. Mad dog. Ellie, you're in charge. Hello. What do we need to know? All right. We're going to play a classical song.

When you think you know it, you just call it out. That's right. Buzz in. Buzz in, sorry. Buzz in with your name. And then I will come to you for that answer. If it's wrong, it can go to the other team for a free guess. Great.

If not, we'll keep playing. We'll keep playing the song, I mean. Yeah. Is that how it works? I don't sound very confident about running yours. My question was more just like, is there a theme? If you want to run through every detail of the game, that's cool too. What BPM are they?

No, no theme, sorry. Just pop songs turned classical. That is the theme. That's the theme. I'm ready. Ooh. I mean, I like it. Same.

This is fun. What the hell is that? I have no clue. Oh! No. Oh! Oh! Bree. No.

Bree. Is it Pitbull Everything? Yes. Yes. Give me everything. I'll give it to you. Give me everything. Yeah, nice. Yes! Tellie. Brie. Is it Pitbull Everything? Yes. Yes. Give me everything. I'll give it to you. Give me everything. Yeah, nice.

Yes! Tell them. Oh, I do love me some Pitbull. How good is classical Pitbull? Oh, my gosh. That was good. Yeah. That was beautiful, didn't it?

I want to hear Pitbull perform with the New York Symphony Orchestra. Oh, my God. I want to hear Pitbull at symphony. Yes. Oh, yes. perform with the New York Symphony Orchestra. I want to hear Pitbull at Symphony. I want to hear We at the hotel, motel holiday. Alright, one to us.

Oh! Oh! Ella? Oh, I don't know about this. It's here and I'm thinking out loud. Yes! Really? Yes! Really?

Yes! Some honey now. Yeah! Nice, Ella. I had nothing. Thank you. Did you have anything? I had something, but it wasn't that. Some honey now. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. Nice, Ella. I had nothing. Thank you. Did you have anything? I had something, but it wasn't that.

I had nothing. That's cool, calm and collected. Nice. Good work. One all. She says fist pumping the air. That sucks. Thank you.

All right, last one. All right, tie break. Oh You know that one Yes I do It's a newer song Oh I don't know the artist. I'm out. I don't know the artist. Oh, wait, no. I'm on a runaway. Oh, Ella. Yes, Ella. The Weeknd, Save Your Tears? Correct. Well done.

We got beat. We got beat fair and square today. Nice work, Ella. Thank you. Rochelle, you backed Ella, so you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Rochelle. Rochelle.

Come in. You're the winner. Congratulations. Oh,elle. Rochelle. Come in. You're the winner. Congratulations. Oh, God. Hi. Hi. You won. I won.

We win. Are you multitasking, Rochelle? I am. What are you doing? What are you doing right now? Where are you? Where are you, Rochelle? I'm driving home from work.

Oh, I love it. Well, you just got some KFC on your way home. Well done. Two birds, one stone. Am I right? Yep. That's dinner tonight. Sweet ass. Oh, and day's work, guys. Dinner tonight. See you next week. All home. Well done. Two birds, one stone. Am I right? Yep. That's dinner tonight. Sweet as.

All in days work, guys. Dinner tonight. See you next week. Well done. Brianne Clint, here's Pitbull on ZM. Miss 305. Someone needs to remix this. Mission World War.

I like it. Brianne Clint. I have found the definitive list of what foods should go in the pantry and what foods should go in the fridge. And I'm very passionate about this. You know this about me. You are super passionate, but you're also in some cases wrong, I believe. I have heard that my whole life and I disagree.

I disagree. I'm shocked. Specifically around tomato sauce and where tomato sauce goes. It's pantry. It'll always be fridge. It's pantry. Fridge. I don't want that cold ass sauce touching my hot food and ruining.

I don't want mold. Ruining the temperature of my hot chips. I don't want mold getting into my sauce because I haven't refrigerated it like it says on the bottle. I've told you the solution to this. Eat your sauce faster. You're making sauce last too long. Or do what it says on the label and refrigerate it. Yuck.

Yes. Yuck. Ella? I want to know, Clint, how cold is your fridge? It's not that cold when you put sauce on your pie. It's normal fridge temperature. Yeah, that's fine. I've got a great idea.

You take out the sauce when you know you're going to be using it for a meal so it warms up to room temperature and then you place it back in the fridge. Oh, my God. I've cracked it. I've cracked the code. I can't plan the clothes I'm going to wear tomorrow. You think I can take my sauce out of the fridge before I have a meal? You just take it out when you're cooking it.

No. You're ridiculous. See, he doesn't want to change. No. I don't want to change. You don't want to move forward with the right way. So you're cooking it. No. You're ridiculous. See, he doesn't want to change. No. I don't want to change. You don't want to move forward with the right way. So you girls, let's just... Canvas the room. Tomato sauce, fridge or pantry? Fridge. Wrong. Fridge. Wrong. I'm also not that passionate about it.

It's definitely fridge. Okay. Next. What's next? Okay. Well, I'll give you the answer to that one, by the way. But last. Let's go through some other foods first. Build it up. Is this based on science? Yeah, it is.

Someone at the Herald has done the research. They've investigated the products correctly and found out where and why. Okay, so we'll get to source. We'll get to source. This is telling me that this article of this person's opinion says pantry and that's why Clint's like, it is definitely based on science. Are you accusing me that this article of this person's opinion says pantry and that's why Clint's like, it is definitely based on science? Are you accusing me of paying someone? Yes.

Are you questioning my journalistic integrity? 100% is exactly what I'm doing. And bringing a confirmation bias to the news I present on this show. That's exactly what I'm doing, yes. How dare you? Am I right? How dare you? Am I right?

Put you in the fridge. Chocolate, fridge or pantry? Pantry. Oh, I'm torn on that actually. It depends what time. It's a big list. Make a decision fast. I quite like it in the pantry because it melts nicer.

Yeah. Chocolate should be stored in the pantry. Oh, okay. It breaks my teeth if it's in the fridge. Chocolate can absorb odours from the fridge and that will ruin its taste. Put it in the pantry. Honey, fridge or pantry? Pantry.

Pantry. Doesn't go off. The fridge can crystallise the honey, making it hard to spread. Marmite or Vegemite, fridge or pantry? Pantry. Pantry. It's got enough salt in it that it's a natural preservative, so it doesn't need refrigerating.

Free up some space. Peanut butter. Fridge or pantry? Pantry. Depends on the peanut butter. If it's like generic peanut butter, pantry. Fine, it's got preservatives in it. If it's natural organic peanut butter, fridge. Because the oils will go rancid inside it.

True. Good to know. Jam. Fridge. Fridge. 100% fridge. I've grown up in a pantry household for that, but I would say in my next life, in a couple of years. Were your siblings ants growing up? Because that's what happens if you put jam in the pantry. I'd say fridge.

Jam, jam, fridge. Jam, jam. Mustard. Fridge. Fridge. Fridge. Relishes and pickles. Fridge.

Fridge. Definitely. Fridge. Yep. We're all on the same page. See, you. Fridge. Fridge. Relishes and pickles. Fridge. Fridge. Definitely. Fridge. We're all on the same page. See, you guys are smart, and yet you have dumb ideas about tomato sauce. I know I'm smart. Don't patronise us. Soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauces.

Fridge or pantry? Pantry. Fridge. I think we're going to mix them both. Hot sauce in the fridge. Soy sauce in the pantry. It depends on the kind of pot. Worcestershire sauce. Worcestershire sauce. Pantry. Fridge. I think I'm going to mix them both. Hot sauce in the fridge. Soy sauce in the pantry. It depends on the kind of pot. And what about with shushushushush sauce?

With shushushushush sauce, pantry. Fridge. Soy sauce with shushushushush sauce. Pantry. And hot sauce. Have enough salt and natural preservatives that they can go in the pantry. I like putting my hot sauce in the fridge so that it cools it down when I eat it. Yummy.

See, that one computes to me. I understand that one. Yeah. But now we get to the big one. The big daddy. Here we go. Do a drum roll. Tomato sauce.

Oh, Clint knows he's right. Oh, I'm so on the edge of my seat what this is going to be. According to food scientists, tomato sauce. Get it out. Shosh. He got nervous. According to food scientists, tomato sauce should be stored in the fridge. Yes. What a crock of shit.

It's not. It'll go off. Although the high acidity and preservatives in sauce can slow down bacterial growth, refrigeration helps maintain its quality and extend its shelf life. Garbage. Garbage. You ever been to the pub, got a bowl of fries, and they bought you a cold-ass bottle of tomato sauce?

I like it. No, you haven't because that's hospitality. Something about the good sensation of hot and cold. Yeah. What about eggs? Ooh. Ooh. Fridge.

Fridge. I put them in the fridge. They last longer. Ooh. Fridge. I put them in the fridge. They last longer. Yeah. Jinx. But then you see people with those farmhouse kitchens and they've got a basket of eggs on the bench. Yeah, I know.

Scares the shit out of me. But you need to use them. That thing came out of a chicken's bahoon. It did. Refrigerate that thing. Butter, fridge, or in one of those weird butter containers. It depends on the season for me. Yeah. So summer in the fridge, winter

not in the fridge. A butter dish. Butter dishes freak me out, man. I enjoy my butter dish. Nah, you know what? Live in 2024 and buy the soft butter that is spreadable. Okay? Would you be mad if

you were getting married And your sister said to you I want to bring My dog as my plus one I'll get a plus one To your wedding I want to bring my dog Depends

Is the dog going to take a seat? These are all great questions Is the dog going to take a plate? You know Because that's what really matters Does the dog want fish or beef? Totally Is the dog going to take a plate? You know, because that's what really matters. Does the dog want fish or beef? Totally. Is the dog going to contribute to the wishing well?

I mean, these are all very, very good questions. Is the dog going to go hard on the dance floor? That's a given. Well, then possibly. I mean, the dog will probably request Bahamian all night. But, you know, who doesn't at a wedding? Snoop Dogg. Who doesn't?

As long as the dog's a value add. No, weird. Who wants to bring a dog at a wedding? Snoop Dogg. Who doesn't? As long as the dog's a value, Ed. No, weird. Who wants to bring a dog to a wedding? So here's the situation. A guy has asked for advice on Reddit after his 28-year-old sister, who is obsessed with her Bernese Mountain Dog, one of the cutest dogs in the whole world, and he said she brings this dog everywhere with her. It includes birthday parties, seasonal gatherings,

even their cousin's wedding. So he knew when he was sending out the invites that this conversation was coming. And he said to her pretty much, you can't bring the dog. I don't want. A dog at my wedding? A dog at my wedding. A dog at my wedding. And I just don't want that extra maybe

threat of chaos. I just don't want the dog at my wedding. I've just googled Bernice Mountain Dog. Very cute dog. Huge. Does run the risk of upstaging the bride. Could do. Could do. Very cute dog. Quite a big dog. Anyway, the sister's absolutely blown her lid.

She's kicked off and said, how dare you? This dog is family. I will be bringing the dog. And now it's caused this big fight between him and her and he has gone to his parents for support and they have said, oh, look, just keep the peace. Just let her bring the dog. That's how the sister got that attitude in the first place

because the parents never called her out on it. Exactly. Keeping the peace is just a saying people use when they... To get out of hard conversations. Yeah, when they know that they can't... The other person's in the wrong, but it's too much effort to call them out. Exactly.

So you would just say, oh, just keep the peace. I do it with my kids all the time. It's going to cause too much effort to call them out. Exactly. Yeah. So you'll just say, oh, just keep the peace. I do it with my kids all the time. It's going to cause too much drama and we don't have that much control over the daughter. So can you just let it go? Your feelings don't matter as much as obviously the shit storm she's going to create for us. When my three-year-old is being an a-hole,

my five-year-old is mature enough now that I can say to her, just go with it. Please just keep the pace. Keep the pace. And she'll go, okay. All right. Okay. But someone asking to bring a dog to the wedding,

you don't agree that she should be able to bring the dog to the wedding if they don't want the dog at the wedding, do you? I mean, it's their day. It's their day. It's their wedding. I mean. You're very pro-dog. I'm very pro-dog, but I'm also like under the understanding that it is their day.

And if they don't want the dog at the wedding, then that is. But if you offer somebody a plus one, do you have any right to say who that plus one is? Well, this is a great question. Possibly if they're not human, but, you know. In a broader question, if you offer someone a plus one, do you have any say on who that plus one is? Should you as a guest be checking who your plus one is off with the bride and groom?

Maybe. I don't know. I feel like a plus one on a wedding invitation is risky because you give up your right to say who that plus one is when you put plus one on a wedding invitation is risky because you give up your right to say who that plus one is when you put plus one. It's too awkward then. Are people still putting that on invitations? It'd be a luxury.

Yeah. It'd be a luxury. It made me think about all the weddings that would have went down where plus ones would have been brought along or guests of people who were definitely invited. That just didn't make sense. You know, like they kind of were unwarranted plus one. Yeah.

Someone the bride and groom have never met before who just came, drank the bar tab dry and then made a dick of themselves. Like maybe it was someone your cousin, your first cousin had been dating for two weeks. Or even just, yeah, I find the new relationship ones really weird. Yeah. Like my brother bought a girl that he had been seeing for like a week to my dad's 50th birthday dinner.

It was real weird. That is quite awkward, eh? It was like small intimate family dinner and we were like, hey who is this? Who is this person? Who is this? And I was paying for dinner. I paid for everybody. Oh no. And then I was like, I don't

want to pay for this woman. I've never met this woman in my life. And he's like, I don't even know her last name. I've known her for a week. Here's a question. Here's a question. Just going back to the sister wanting to bring the dog as the plus one. If people on the invitation say no kids

at the wedding, can you bring a kid? It's a no. It's a flat no. It's a flat no. It's a no unless there are extraordinary circumstances. That have to be.

What's the extraordinary circumstance? Oh. Like. Unless your friend. It's a newborn baby and you can't even make it to any part of the wedding unless you can bring the newborn baby. Unless that person is giving birth to that baby at my wedding. No, yeah, I'd have to say, yeah, if it's like fresh out of the womb.

If the baby can't be left with anybody else and it's... Because just remember, it's their day. It's not your day. If they say they don't want toddlers at the wedding, they don't want them at the wedding. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. We want to know who was the strange plus one that came to the wedding. Someone texts her and they said, re-dogs at weddings.

Well, actually, my sister is getting married in October. It's a big wedding and intends to have her favourite dog, Charlie Brown, walk down the aisle with her. Bizarre, I think. Nah, that's normal. That's her decision. Yeah. I've seen lots of dogs at the wedding that have the bride and groom

or at the wedding party's decision. Yeah, there's heaps of dogs that are ring bearers these days. Yeah, risky, but yeah. I think that's fine. That's different because it's their day, so they can decide if they want their dog there. Who was the strange plus one at the wedding? Georgie's caught up.

Hi, Georgie. Hi, Georgie. Hi, Georgie. Hi, how's it going? We're good. Good, thanks. Who was the random plus one, Georgie? I was the random plus one. Oh, no.

Yeah, so one of my best friends from uni, her brother was getting married. Okay. And she wasn't really going to know too many people there and she's a little bit sassy. She's actually like a Burmese princess. Right. So she demanded a plus one and I got to go along.

I'd never met him, never met her in my life, but I was sitting up the front during the ceremony. With all the family, Georgie? You're in the photos. I'm in all the photos and obviously the photographer didn't know I meant nothing to them. No. So I'm in a lot of them, a lot of the photos. Because'm in all the photos. And obviously the photographer didn't know I meant nothing to them. No. So I'm in a lot of them, a lot of the photos.

Because you're in the VIP seats. Literally, right at the front. So I'm that random top one. Did you give a speech? Sounds like you might have... Jumped on in there. Yeah. Did you feel awkward, Georgie?

Or were you just like, oh, stuff it, I'm here. I may as well drink the free drinks and eat the free food? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. A lot of free drinks are taken advantage of. But, I mean, there were some really nice pictures taken of me. I just remembered I've been at a plus one at a wedding for people I didn't know before. An ex-girlfriend of mine got invited to her workmate's wedding

and she invited her and her partner, which was me, and I remember meeting the bride and groom on the day. It was the weirdest experience. It was like... Yes, it was so weird. I still feel quite emotional, but it's the same. Oh, weddings are beautiful, absolutely. But I was like, hi, nice to meet you.

Congratulations on your big day, which is today. Beautiful, yeah. Yeah, what a strange experience. Thanks, Georgie. Someone texts through and they said, my younger brother bought his Tinder date to my grandfather's funeral. Eh? Let's just say he was out of the will.

What kind of Tinder date wants to go to somebody's granddad's funeral? Did the Tinder date know that they were going to a funeral? I've got so many questions. So many. Remember that time one of my really good mates, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, wanted to bring a Tinder date or a Grindr date actually to our Friendsmas? Yeah, our friend Christmas party. The friend Christmas party.

And I was like, how many times have you met this guy? And he's like, this will be the first time. And I said, absolutely not. This is like a dinner with all of our closest friends for Christmas. No. My sister wrote my invitation to her wedding in front of me and my new girlfriend.

She just wrote my name and not hers. Awkward. That's very awkward. She was trying to tell you something. Yeah. She was trying to tell you she didn't like your girlfriend. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us who was the really random plus one to the wedding. So literally yesterday my fiance said his girlfriend's RSVP'd for him and his girlfriend. And I didn't even know this person had a girlfriend. We've both never met her and I don't even know her name. Wait a second. So you've sent out an invite.

Was it a plus one included or has this guy just replied inviting his girlfriend on his own? Yeah. So we've been quite strict and sort of said, like, the person invited is the name on the envelope and it was just the guy's name and he's, yeah, RSVP'd for both of them. Oh, no, that's rude.

What are you going to do? That's so rude. What are you going to do, Anonymous? Well, apparently it's too late to do anything about it. No, it's not. What do you mean? Do you want me to call this guy up? I'll call him up for you.

I don't mind. Wait, Anonymous, this is not even your problem. You said it's your fiancé's school friend. It's your fiancé's job. What has he said? Only after a couple of drinks he mentioned it might be okay, but doesn't overly remember the conversation. No, you're letting him off the hook.

No. You're letting him off the hook. Anonymous, first of all, this random friend that you're not friends with and your fiancé's friends with has just assumed that he gets a plus one, has invited some person that he's dating that obviously you've never met and probably your fiancé's never met. You call this guy up and say no. Put your foot down.

Either you come on your own or you don't come at all. Yeah. We're trying to gas you up here, Anonymous. We're trying to give you the confidence to go, this is your big day. Get angry. This is, well, okay. Anonymous is like, oh, I just can't be bothered. The path of least resistance. Yeah.

Too much admin. I get it. I do get that too. Alright, fair enough. If you've got room for it, I guess. You know what? Everyone else though, last thing anonymous, everyone else at the wedding is going to go, who is that? Why did this guy get a plus one? And none of us got a plus one. That's true, anonymous. It'll cause fights.

Like my kind of, my one rule was sort of I don't want to meet someone at my wedding, but I guess that's going to happen now. You still have the ability to stop it. How much time to your wedding? November. November. You have got oodles of time.

You let me know. I can randomly cold call this guy. Bree and I will do security. We can bounce the plumb over the door. Can I see an invitation, please? Oh, you don't have one? Oh, sorry. Move on.

Bree and Clint. Birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for Clint. Uh, birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do a birthday banger for you Tuesday. Number one song's when you turn 16. Esme is going to go first. Cue to

Esme. Hi, Esme. Hi there. How are you guys? Good. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. That's good to hear. Hey, Esme, we need your date of birth. Cool. It's the 14th of March, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And let me take you back with this one.

And we go back, this is the moment. Tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over. So we put our hands up. It's an absolute banger from Macklemore. What do you reckon, Esme? I love it. No, most of the lyrics. Yeah.

It's me, though. There's a couple of songs where, like, that will just pop off at a festival. Like, I give a bit of speed to a great white shotgun, shotgun boy. I can just picture a crowd just jumping up and down to it. This is to Rochelle's birthday banger. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle.

Hi, Rochelle. Hi. Are we doing yours or are we doing someone else's birthday banger? Mine. I'm Rochelle's daughter, Frances. Okay. Okay. And wait, so you're Frances?

Yeah. And how old are you, Frances? 16. Okay. So are you 16 when? Today? Okay, so are you 16 when, today? Yeah, today. Oh, perfect. Okay, so this is the first day that you can play Birthday Banger.

Welcome. Hello. Hello. So that means, I can do the math myself, you were born in 2008, which means you're 16 today, and Rochelle, here's your birthday banger. No, this is Frances. I mean, Frances, sorry. Refuse.

Billie Eilish and Birds of a Feather. What do you reckon, Frances? I love this song. It's amazing. Perfect. It suits you then. And it's your birthday banger because it's number one today. On your birthday. Happy birthday. Let's do Claire's birthday banger. Hi. Hi, Claire. It suits you then. And it's your birthday banger because it's number one today. On your birthday, happy birthday.

Let's do Claire's birthday banger. Hi. Hi, Claire. Hi. Are you doing yours or your daughter's or your son's? I'm doing mine and mine was 16 quite a long time ago. That's okay. That's great.

That's our favourite types, Claire. We just need your date of birth. I'm 7th of March, 1976. Perfect, Claire. That means you were 16 in 1992. The 90s were a good time and this is your birthday banger.

Oh, it hasn't disappointed Claire. Oh, I love it. Bit of Nirvana. Smells like teen spirit. You into it? Awesome. I love it? Awesome. I love it. I've jumped up and down to the song many times. It's one of the greatest songs of all time,

and it's your birthday banger, Claire. I know. That's a ripper. And I'm voting for it, Claire. You got my vote for birthday banger this afternoon. I'm voting for it as well, Claire. Congratulations. You are the winner of birthday banger this afternoon. I'm voting for it as well, Claire. Congratulations. You are the winner of

Birthday Banger this afternoon. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. You're welcome, Claire. We're going to get it on the air for you right now. We're going to get it on the air for you. Just for Claire. Right. Thanks. Awesome. You smell that, guys? Smells like teen spirit. Music video for this song filmed here in

New Zealand. What's that? Nelson College, I believe. Did not know that. From the year 1992, Claire's birthday banger is Smells Like Teen Spirit from Nirvana on ZM. If you've had a bad day, if you feel down about yourself, this might bring you a bit of joy just because it's not you going through what I'm about to show you.

So let me set the scene. In some interviews for jobs, you have to do online submissions. And by that I mean you'll have to fill out some forms online. You might have to record yourself answering questions of you. Like a video. Like a video, yeah. So they can check if the vibes are off. Well, that's just how some people do it

and it might be the first round of interviews where they can, you know, rather than getting everyone in, they just make them, you know, video themselves at home answering questions. Good way to get around the chat GPT factor too. Yeah, that too. Anyway, there's a video that's doing the rounds of a woman who obviously has sat down to do an interview for a company

called SkyWest and she's come across one of the video submissions where the question's sitting there on the page and then there's a little place where you can record your video. So it's not like you record it on your phone or your laptop.

You record it straight into the SkyWest website. Right. That's how they do it. Using your webcam or something. Using your webcam. Yeah. Anyway, this is so funny, this video. So the woman doesn't realise that she's already hit record

and she is practising what she's going to say to a friend of hers on the phone. Yeah. And you hear her pure panic when she realises that she's already hit record and you can't re-record it. Oh, it takes your first attempt. It's your first attempt. Oh, my God. That's so stressful.

And I don't think she's realised that either. Okay. But take a listen. We'll pick up the chat where she is talking to a friend discussing what she's going to say. So the question is the stupid cheesiest question I've ever read in my life. What is your impression of SkyWest company

culture and how does that resonate with you? So we were just talking about mission statements yeah like what they stand for so anyway so i was gonna say my impression of sky west's culture is based off of the mission statement that you guys have oh no i'm so sorry i didn't realize it was recording I was practicing so I was going to say sorry just cuts out such a cheesy question also bad answer too but that's beside the point she's not getting the job unless she is unless they're like oh if it was me I would just

I would just want to give her the job just because I'd be like, that is hilarious. Isn't that what we all do, though, for job interviews? Fake it till you make it. They do ask cheesy questions, pointless questions. I think 99.9% of us. And we all give bullshit answers. We give the answer we think they want to hear. That's the thing.

100%. We're all just blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. It's so refreshing to be an HR person doing interviews. What was that question that they just asked? So we're doing it for ZM. Okay, ready? You ask me. What's your first impression of the culture here at ZM?

I don't really know. To be honest, I Googled what ZM was just before coming into this interview just because I knew you were going to ask me a question like this. But I have no idea who you are or what you guys are about. No one cares, mate. I'm just here because I want to earn money so I can buy some drinks and pay my mortgage or pay my rent. It's like the question, what makes you really want to work here?

How refreshing would it be if the person was like, money. Money is what makes me want to work here. I you really want to work here? How refreshing would it be if the person was like, money. Money is what makes me want to work here. I don't want to work, but it feels like this place would be the least, like, soul-destroying, annoying place to be five days a week, 40 hours out of my life in return for money. Or you just be like, I have no other options, okay? This is it. I've let go from three jobs before.

This is it. So you either tell me I've got the job or I don't. And we can just all breeze past this stupid interview process. The stupid dance that we're doing. I'm so, oh. Surely everyone. Turn the question around to the HR person and be like, why do you want to be here?

Yeah. You're the one that actually knows something about this company because you've worked here. Why are you here? I'm just going off what Google told me. Good luck if you've got a job interview coming up. Maybe honesty's not the best policy. That'll do.

That's enough, I reckon. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That'll do her. That's enough. She'll be right. That'll do.

So we'll go home. Thank you for joining us for another Brianne Clintint show what have you got on for this evening just like a rave or we started watching that show that we started watching and then stopped watching but now we're watching it again the ashley madison documentary on netflix yeah i can't believe you're going back to that very good it is good um can i suggest the simone Biles doco that has dropped on Netflix, I think, last week? Yep. Such a good doco, especially in the lead-up to the Olympics.

I'm just watching all of the sport docos that are out at the moment. The sprint one, have you seen that? No. On Netflix, and it's about all the 100 and 200-metre sprinters in their lead-up to this Olympics. It's very, very good. I've got one episode of The Bear left, which was so hyped. And I'm just going to come out and say it. I've not enjoyed this season.

It's been stressful. It's been frantic. And I feel like almost nothing has happened. I've got one episode left to go, but I don't know. It's just left me feeling weird. It's such a great show, but this season I'm like, I don't know. I can't comment. I haven't seen it yet.

It's amazing. Like it's the way it's filmed and stuff like that. It's chaos, but I don't know. It makes me feel stressed. I don't like shows that make me feel like that.

You know, sometimes I just want to escape the stress of my own life and not go into the stress of a TV show. I feel like I'm in a high pressure, high end commercial kitchen. Yeah, exactly.

Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show.