ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd July 2025

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Watch the new season of The Gilded Age streaming now on HBO Max, available on NEON. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Br Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. G'day, guys. Happy Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Have you checked our Instagram post recently? I checked. I've had an hour off checking. It's all I've been doing. It's the first thing I do when I wake up, last thing I do when I go to sleep. If you don't know, we're trying to get 50,000 likes on this stupid photo that we've got on Instagram
Starting point is 00:00:55 and Ross Boss said he'll pay for us to go to the NRL Grand Final with two people that like the post. It's a good deal, all you have to do is like the post. We need 50,000. we've got 44,000. Do we? 44,000. We could get 6,000 likes today couldn't we? We have to do it by Sunday surely we can get it by the end of the day. Yeah absolutely we could. So arrogant now I would have never thought about getting 6,000 likes in a day before but now I'm like piece of piss yeah because there's an amazing prize in it for someone who goes
Starting point is 00:01:29 and likes it. Here's the elevator pitch you come to Sydney with us for free go to the NRL Grand Final party party hard and all you have to do is go and like the post on the Breanne Klin Instagram page right now. Literally two taps. That's it. You don't even have to follow us. No, you don't. In fact, I wouldn't. Nah, trust me.
Starting point is 00:01:55 We're quite punishing. You then won't have to see any of our average content. Sorry, not your fault, social media producer Ella. It's who's making it. Just behind the scenes, I have goals to meet. Yeah, yeah. Actually, for Ella's sake. Oh yeah, follow us.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Please follow us. Not this much. Oh, now we're asking too much. Yeah, this is too much. Can you just write the post, please? Yeah, whatever. It's fine as two. Are we asking too much?
Starting point is 00:02:18 Three taps and you get a free trip to Sydney. And we're not talking just the trip. It's gonna be a trip of a lifetime we've got stuff planned. Three taps is all it takes falling in love with me possibilities Okay go and do it go and do it go and do it at Brian Clint on Instagram and do you want to play Trady verse lady that's what we're about to do right now. 0800 dials at M 50 bucks thanks to KFC if you want it come and get it now. I've just been in the booth
Starting point is 00:02:46 recording my vocals for this song for Fridayoke this Friday. How'd you go? You tell me. Perfect. Yeah nice thanks. Perfect. Yeah, nice. Thanks. Time for Trady vs Lady. It's Trady vs Lady. Score update for the year. The Trady's on 55. The Lady's just edging ahead on 59. Our Lady's in Parmy North.
Starting point is 00:03:21 She's 34 and she's an animal lover. Welcome to the show, Holly. G'day Holly. Hi. Isn't the country's biggest veterinary school right there in Palmerston North? Yes. It is eh? Massey, yep.
Starting point is 00:03:36 At Massey. You didn't attend did you? No, I did not attend. What's your favourite animal of all time? Definitely a dog. There you go. There you go. Alright, Holly the dog lover, you're taking on our tradie from Christchurch. He's 25 and he's calling us on his brand new hearing aids.
Starting point is 00:03:52 That's pretty cool. What? Welcome to the show, Simon. Simon? Come in Simon. Hi. What do you mean you're calling? I'm actually, I'm Simon's daughter because his hearing aids died and he got a lisp.
Starting point is 00:04:04 No! Are you serious? Oh Simon, hey. Yes, I'm so sorry. What's hearing aids died and he can't listen. Are you serious? Simon, hey, what's your name? Can I get an interview? Yeah you can. You sure can Molly and we will take down your number and Simon can play tomorrow. Okay. God, not a good ad for the new hearing aids.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Not a great ad for the new hearing aid, is it? Not a great ad for the new hearing aids. Um, Holly... Holly versus Molly, we're gonna need to stick to Lady and Trady and be nice and clear with those buzzes. Okay, those are yours. Molly, yours is Trady. Holly, yours is Lady. And the first of three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Here we go. Best of luck.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Question number one. What is the name of Batman's car? Lady. Holly. Batmobile. Batmobile. It is the Batmobile. One to the ladies. Ladies. Yeah. Question number two, how many likes are we trying to get on an Instagram post? Molly. Molly Trady. 50,000. Oh she's on the money. Well done Molly, we are one a piece. Here we go, we've got a game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Holly, Holly. Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys is correct. It is the Backstreet Boys. Two to the ladies, one to the Trades. I feel like I need hearing aids right now. I'm listening so carefully to hear the difference between
Starting point is 00:05:25 Holly, Molly, Lady, Trady. Honestly, I can't hear anything. It's so similar. I think I'm nailing it though, Claude, you agree? Yeah, I would agree. You're crushing it. Claude's our touch judge. You're our backup.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah, I'll call you out if anything goes wrong. Good, good. Okay, question number four. What is a plie in ballet? Trady. Trady, that was a plie in ballet? Trady. Trady, that was a molly. Molly.
Starting point is 00:05:47 A spin. It's not a spin. Not a spin, no. Holly? Lady, lady, lady. Yes? It's when you point your feet out towards the wall. No.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Where you bend your knees, bending at the knees is what we were looking for. No points there. We move on to the ladies ladies one to the tradies question number five name the famous TV chef who coined the term micro wave. Trady yes Molly yeah well done. It was there. It was right on the tip of your tongue. Good job. I can tell how much this means to Molly and Holly. Meanwhile Simon's hearing aids are dead and he's just like, what's going on? Tell me! Give me the update. All right, guys, here we go.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Tiebreaker in the six for the win. What nationality is Peppa Pig? Lady. Lady, Holly. She's English. She's English, she's British. That was so fricking tight, but it's a fair win to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:06:54 She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. I don't think it could get tighter than that. Nah, that was a, that was a. Holy smokes. Molly, I reckon you outperformed your father. You've done the family proud. Yeah, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:07:08 You did really well. You stepped up at the last minute too. You weren't expecting to play this game. You did very, very well. Holly, the animal lover from Palmerston North, you're the Tradeiverse Lady Champion. You get $50 cash. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Ooh, thank you. Sweet ass. Good job. If anyone from Ordica or Specsaver's do hearing aids, $20 cash congratulations. Oh thank you. Sweet ass. Good job. If anyone from Ordica or Specsavers do hearing ads I think is listening. Do they? We want to hook up some new ones for Molly's dad Simon. It turns out the new ones not great.
Starting point is 00:07:35 They died just as he was going to play. On their big debut I know. That ends Bree and Clint podcast. On the back of that crazy Warriors game over the weekend, we managed to get our boss, Ross Boss, to agree to this bet with us. If you can get a Warrior endorsing on the radio, who scored that try? Licka Halasema. Oh my god that's my favourite player.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And you get 50,000 likes in a week? Yes. And he never, ever makes bets like this. He never agrees to it. The yes was to us attending the NRL Grand Final in Sydney in October and getting to take two people with us, someone who likes the Instagram post. Here for an update is our boss, Ross Boss.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Hi Ross. Hi Ross. You preyed on my vulnerability. What was your vulnerability specifically? I don't know I'm always vulnerable. And yeah actually yeah my Ritalin had run out it was late in the day. Okay. I knew what you were doing. You were unmedicated. Yeah we got you at a weak moment. Unfair. Unfortunately none of these are gonna stand up in court. We're going to take this to court are we? Well no we don't have to if you just send us
Starting point is 00:08:49 we don't have to go to court. This doesn't have to end in litigation. No I'll take him to court just for fun. Ross do you want to score up that? Bree doesn't know yet either. I don't know. So the goal is 50,000 and a shout out from Lickahelacema. I can confirm we don't have a shout out yet. No, we don't have that shout out. So if that doesn't come through, this could all be for nothing. Ross, let's read, an endorsement was the word. Nice shout out. An endorsement. OK, an endorsement from Lickahelacema. It has to be real, it can't be AI generated.
Starting point is 00:09:20 No, OK. No, no, no, we get it. What do you think? What do you take us for, Ross? Two people who want to go to the NRL. We don't buy likes and we don't AI generate content on this show. Okay. And I can tell you the post is sitting at a very genuine 45,000 likes. Oh Ross! Can you feel it? It's a lot but it's slowed down.
Starting point is 00:09:43 It has slowed down. It has slowed down. It has slowed down. It has slowed down. But I mean we've got two days left to get 5,000 likes. Or more actually, you gave us till Sunday. Have you heard what Breeze threatened to do? Yeah stay on. I mean I'll just turn you guys off that's fine.
Starting point is 00:09:56 If we don't have it by 7pm on Friday Breeze said we're not leaving. Nah, I'm not leaving. Can we also step back to the record? It was 5pm Friday. Thank you very much. It was Sunday. Claudia, can back to the record? It was 5pm Friday. Thank you very much. It was Sunday. Claudia, can you check the tape? It was Sunday, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:10:08 You don't have to bring it up now, but it was definitely Sunday, wasn't it? 100% Sunday. You know what, Ross? Make it 7pm Friday, the end of our show. I'm willing to lay it on the line, Ross. Are you willing to take that offer? Here's what I'm actually going to do. Well, it makes it better for him, so why wouldn't he? Line Ross, are you willing to take that offer? Here's what I'm actually going to do. Well it makes a bit of sense, why wouldn't it?
Starting point is 00:10:28 I'd like some uninterpreted airtime please. Sure. Um, to everyone who has liked the post, if you would like it and it doesn't get to 50,000 by 7pm on Friday, sure let's do that. Bree and Clint won't go, I will still send two people. What the hell? So.
Starting point is 00:10:50 This is the most negative. Let's take down the 1% together, everyone. Un-sportsman like. These people get free trips all the time. We are not the 1%, you're in upper management. It's been years since I got a free trip. You're uninterrupted, airtime is interrupted. Get him out of here.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Yeah, turn his mic down. Get him out of here. Claudia, get him out of here. Get him out of here. That is Ross Boss and you won't be hearing from him again until we have our 50,000 likes. Let that motivate you people. Let that, let that light a fire underneath you and stick it to the man. Go and like the Instagram post
Starting point is 00:11:20 on the Breanne Clint page right now. Because that's what he doesn't want you to do. He doesn't want you to go to the post and like it so that we can all have fun and go to the NRL. He doesn't even like sports. He doesn't even care about the Warriors. Nah, he doesn't care. He doesn't care.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Stick it to the man. At Bree and Clint, like the post, please. We've got, Bree just shortened our timeframe. We've now got two days. Hey, I've got the faith. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Stop the show everybody. We have had a tradie verse lady debacle and it needs to be addressed immediately for the credibility of the show. You know, we can't go any further with this. And the scoreline.
Starting point is 00:11:58 We accepted the answer Backstreet Boys for this song. Of course that's not Backstreet Boys. How did both of us miss that? So focused on moving on to the next question. I was too focused on hearing the difference between Holly, Molly, Trady, Lady. It was quite confusing. So we've bought because we went to tiebreak. We have to bring them both back. Holly, our lady, are you back with us now?
Starting point is 00:12:24 Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. And Simon, oh we've got Simon not Molly this time. Wait, is the hearing aids working now Simon? Yeah I've got the hearing aids working. Molly's in the back, I've got a question wrong so I've re-asked it. Yeah Molly actually performed very well so you're going to need to decide whether you're going to answer it or Molly is going to answer it. Who's going to answer it? I'll say I'll pass it on to Molly actually. Hold on. I'm going to turn my hearing heads off now. Molly, who is it? Hi Molly, it's us again. You're going to Bluetooth.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I'm listening off. Bluetooth off. Oh no. Turn your Bluetooth off. No, you're right. Coming. Here we go. Now we'll wait. Dad, you just put your Bluetooth off. Just don't hang up on us. Cool. Talk to her.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Wait, why? Hello? Molly! Molly! Hello? Molly! Molly! It's Breanne Clint. Hello?
Starting point is 00:13:15 Hi. Hey, one of the questions, we got the answer wrong. Was it you that said Backstreet Boys? No, that was me. It's NSYNC, isn't it? Yeah, it's NSYNC. Oh my god! Say NSYNC!
Starting point is 00:13:23 That's okay. We're not taking the victory off you, Holly. We're not gonna take it off Holly, but we do need to give Molly a chance to win. So what we're gonna do is we're going back to Decider, and it's gonna be a song-based question again. Okay. And you'll both have the opportunity to buzz in,
Starting point is 00:13:39 and this will decide the winner of Traity First Lady. Does that sound fair to everybody? Yeah. Redemption possibly for Molly or... Oh god this is big. Double glory for Holly. Guys... Who sings this... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You still know your buzzers? Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Trady and Lady? Oh no, we're not doing Molly and Holly. No, we're doing Trady and Lady. Okay. Who sings this song? Lady. Trady. Trady. Trady. Holly. Spice Girls. Spice Girls. Okay. We got there in the end. Holly just doubles down.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Sorry to please you. Holly's like, oh, there's no way I'm letting her have this, even if it's just for... Music from back in my day. Well, good that we cleared that up. I think everybody's happy now, except for you, Molly. We just put you through losing twice. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Oh, sold. I think we need one more tiebreaker just to make sure. Yeah, you reckon?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Simon wants to go. So the hearing aids are working now, are they Simon? Yeah. I would have got Spice Girls straight off the bat. Yeah. He would have. He would have been all over it. That is Franklin. Time for the most negative segment on radio.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Cane is in the building. Yeah! I should rephrase that a little, but it's the most negative segment on music radio. Yeah, true. Have you heard Talk Back? Talk Back would give us a run for our money. But um... They get ratings off of it.
Starting point is 00:15:11 It's a whole business model. But here once a week we like to bring all of our negativity together. Once a week? Yeah once a week. We're not doing it more than once a week. We don't do haters in the building more than once a week. No we don't. Otherwise we'll spiral. Are we negative on this show more than once a week. No we don't. Otherwise we'll spiral.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Are we negative on this show more than once a week? Yes. Yes we are. No we like to act like we're not. But hey, who says positive things can't come from it? Last week we ranted about pay wave surcharges and this week one of the major banks has announced they're putting out an app which is going to help people get around pay wave surcharges. Did we make that happen?
Starting point is 00:15:44 I'm going to say yes. Yeah. I'm going to say that was all us. I'm going to help people get around pay wave surcharges. Did we make that happen? I'm going to say yes. Yeah, I'm going to say that was a lot. Say not a coincidence. We called out the banks. We see you banks and change is happening. We're going live to the producers booth this afternoon where there's a lot of hate coming from our producer, Ella. I'm so ready to do this.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I have a gripe about when I'm at a cafe, I'm sitting down ready for a lovely experience, and then I go, yes, please, I'll order a, what do I order? Mocker. I will get an oat mucker. And then it comes in a glass mug. Where is, no, not mug, glass... a glass glass.
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's a glass glass, yeah. Cup. I want a mug. I want to put my hands around a warm mug with a little handle and not drink what would be filled with water. You tell him. Are you kidding me? Give me a mug. A mug! She wants her child's drink in an adult's mug.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Thank you very much While they're at it they can put my chai tea latte in a mug too. Just why I don't even understand It's hot. Give me a mug. Fair enough. Sorry. No, no, that's good. No, no, no, no Little bit of run over we can all hear it. My heart is pounding. Yeah, you get it. Honestly, it just ruins the experience Claudia, Claudia you hating this week? Yeah, always. Always got something. Some people are going to hate me saying this, but I am sick of people who make reading
Starting point is 00:17:17 their entire personality. I don't want to hear about it. I don't care about your Instagram. I don't care about the smutty books that you're reading. I want to talk about it. Okay don't care about your Instagram. I don't care about the smutty books that you're reading. I want to talk about it. OK, you can just keep that to yourself. It's a personal activity that you do alone. It's good. Are you you're not a reader? I like to read, but I'm not going to like, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:34 converse with people about it. You're not on Book Talk. No, hell no. I'd have to agree with you, Claude, especially as someone who's not a reader. It makes me feel worse about myself. Because you're not reading. Well, yeah. Yeah. When I hear someone going on about how many books they've read. I find the smutty stuff a bit awkward. People who post a photo of the stack of books that they've read that month. My friend Sharon, she posts a photo of how many books she reads each month.
Starting point is 00:18:04 It's insane. I didn't know human beings could read that fast. And don't get me started on the books that have cartoon covers. They're like the hockey ones with the cartoons on the front. I don't like them. I'm going to call people out. I reckon they're lying. Me too. They're a balus show. You think they haven't even read it. And other people haven't read them either and they're just pretending they've read it and they're like, oh, real interesting protagonist. Sharon, where's the receipts?
Starting point is 00:18:29 You hating this week, Bree? I am hating this week. Absolutely. The thing that's really got up my goat this week is the fact that when I park and I have to pay for parking. There's either a sign telling me that I have to pay for parking, but not where I need to pay for parking, or the code to pay for the parking because I had to get the stupid app and I have to walk like 400 meters down the freaking road to pay for this stupid parking to even get the code.
Starting point is 00:19:03 And then you pay for it and it's $5 an hour. Just paying for parking in general, full stop. I had the thought the other day, I was like, they need to bring back those individual parking meters. Remember how every car park used to have its own parking meter and you just put a coin in and turn the dial?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Have you noticed that though? Like, there's, I mean, not all the time, but a lot of the time I'll park and there's a sign saying you need to pay for parking, but there's no fucking code on there. They're not trying to make it easy for you. So I reckon they're trying to make it hard they're trying to catch people out. It's a lot of hate but that's why we concentrate it into this segment it makes it more potent. Yeah. And now we want to open it up to you guys. What about you?
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh do I go now too? Yeah, or you want to go after? No, I can go now. Sure, I can go now too. Are you hating this week, Clint? I'm hating this week. Stop making me order from your restaurant on a QR code. Oh, yeah. I hate the QR code. I hate being on a phone at a restaurant. I hate having to put my credit card details into every single restaurants app and
Starting point is 00:20:11 I need to talk to someone I need someone to explain the menu to me. Stop making me order off a QR code I went to one of my favorite restaurants the other night that is a fast food place and I They've got the QR codes on the table. Yeah, and I've just gone up to the counter and I was like... I do it on purpose. Yeah, and the guy comes over and he goes, hi, and I was like, hi, I just want to order some food. He goes, there's a QR code. I said, I hate that thing. Yes, correct. No, I was like, oh no. I know, I think I said, I know there is, but I hate using that.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Can I order with you, please? They need to know. 0800 DALZM. Or you can text it into 9696. Is there any hate left in the building this afternoon? Oh there always is. And what is it for? ZN's Brang Clans.
Starting point is 00:20:55 The most negative segment on radio. Pain is in the building. Yeah! Where there is no light at the end of the tunnel, we're just hating. You've already heard ours, you've heard us out, and thank you very much for that. I'm just touching on Ella's hatred for her mocha being served in a glass rather than a mug. Someone's been in contact, Ella, and they said, I'm totally on board with no mocha in a glass. It's just wrong. It makes me so angry.
Starting point is 00:21:20 It is. It makes me fumed. So I hope you feel seen in her. Why do they do it? It must be like protocol. Yeah, I wonder if it's- I think it's aesthetic, I think they think it looks nicer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Well, it doesn't feel good. And Claudia's hate for people who make reading their whole personality. I'm angered the book readers. Someone texted in and said, I feel personally attacked. Avid reader here on book 115 for the year. It's a flex, so I'm gonna flex and haters
Starting point is 00:21:47 gonna hate. And I say to that person I love you I don't care. I'm surprised they I'm surprised they had time to listen to the show. Deep in their books. Very impressive that is very impressive. Cameron's here to hate. Hi, Cameron. Hi, Cameron. Hello. How are we today? We're good. Thank you, Cameron. What do you hate? Um, people that make diets, their whole personality. I can't stand it, honestly.
Starting point is 00:22:15 It's the worst thing I can ever think of. Cameron, I feel like I might be guilty of this at the moment, but I don't know. I'd have to ask my coworkers who watch me eat lunch every day. Is this me? Is this me at the moment. What? No. I'd have to ask my co-workers who watch me eat lunch every day. Is this me? Is this me at the moment? Not at all. No. Come on, don't lie, Bri.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Come on. No, no, Cameron. I'm telling you, it hasn't become his whole personality whatsoever. Did I hide it well? Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. We'll ask the producers. Producers yes or no?
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yes. Every day. It's not his whole personality. He's also got... The gym? The gym? Well, that'd go hand in hand. That's another one.
Starting point is 00:22:58 If anyone would like to hear the benefits of a high protein diet... Oh, no. No. Cameron's out of the house. San's here. Hi San. Hi San. Hey guys, how you going? Good, thank you. What do you hate San? When we go to the cafe and I like to order a bit old ice chocolate and I absolutely hate when it comes and it's warm. It's like a warm chocolate with a couple of ice cubes. Yeah that's weird isn't it? Oh my gosh, I've got to grind my gears guys. This is not an ice chocolate, this is a tepid chocolate at best. Exactly, exactly. So, that's my hate. Yeah that's fair.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Bit of hate on the text machine, that's fair. Yeah. A bit of hate on the text machine for Ella's coffee order actually. Some people were saying just order an adult's drink and you'll get it in an adult's glass. This wasn't a hate on Ella's segment. No, well, it's a hate on anything you want, but you are catching strays. Fair enough. Someone said they pulled over to type this as they were driving back from Dunedin to Christchurch. Passing lanes are to let me and others pass. Don't you dare speed up
Starting point is 00:24:11 when you suddenly realize you were going to be passed? You were going too slow and that's why I'm passing you. I feel like that one's so relatable. Haters in the building, someone sticks in and said hey guys I hate my job and I'm ready to quit. And you know what, if you need a sign, can I just, I'm talking to you right now, that person who texts, if you need a sign, quit. Go and quit. Life's too short.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And if you hate your job and it's making you miserable, quit. It'll be the best thing you ever did. What if they've got a family to support that's gonna go home and say good news guys. Quit the family too I say. Bri told me to quit my job. Quit the whole adult life thing. Go live in Bali. Buy a van, go. Yeah. Thanks everybody. We will return to our regular positive scheduled programming. Dan Ames, Bree and Clint podcast. Here's my question. If you're in a relationship, you walk into a cafe,
Starting point is 00:25:12 there's a table available. One side has the booth, the comfy booth seat. The other side is a normal dining room chair. Like it just looks uncomfortable. What seat are you sitting in? Me? You want to know me personally? I would sit in the regular seat and give my wife the cushioned booth seat. Not just because I think it's the gentlemanly thing to do, but also often she'll have a bag or something something and so there's she can put a bag on the seat or put a coat on the
Starting point is 00:25:47 seat or something like that. What a gentleman. I'll just sit in the chair. What a hero, what a gentleman and that is the right answer. Is it? I think so. Yay. Claudia? I'm struggling with it because my last relationship was a same sex relationship so there was no man. Oh you both sit on the same side of the table. Yeah we both sit in the booth. You both want the booth. I usually ended up in the uncomfy chair because I was like I want you to be comfortable.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Oh stop. Look where that got you. I know, look at me now. The bones of your ass. Yeah and after sitting in horrible chairs. Back in a flat situation. It was never something I really considered about the chivalry side of it, I guess. You didn't think it was like self-sacrificing? I guess so. Can I ask you, in your previous relationship, did your partner ever say to you, no, I want
Starting point is 00:26:39 you to have the comfy seat? Yes, for sure. Well, that's good. Yeah. Because I, it literally was the catalyst for a breakup I had once. Really? And yeah, this is, I'm not being funny, where I was in this relationship and obviously there was other problems and other issues, but one of the biggest signs for me is that I was never offered the comfy seat. The good seat. Fair. And I know it's so small and so little, but to me I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah. When things aren't going well, that stuff stands out to you. Yeah. Like I wanna be offered the comfy, you know, even just offered the comfy seat. Yeah, like it's the little things, you know? Ella, did your husband give you the comfy seat?
Starting point is 00:27:20 Of course, I go right for it. Do you demand it? You don't even give him an option. Well, he does, but you know. A few texts on it, someone said, we swap each time we both really like the booth, so we alternate. Yeah, that's nice. I think that's healthy.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Someone else said, I'm fat, so if the table's stuck to the ground, I need that seat to be able to fit. That's a good point, Spen. That's a really good point. Someone else said, we squish together and both sit on the cushion side. That's cute. Nah, yuck. That's a good point. That's a really good point. Someone else said, we squished together and both sit on the cushion side. That's cute. Nah, yuck. That's a new relationship.
Starting point is 00:27:50 That's yuck. Too close. That's all good for the staff. I can't sit that close to someone when I'm trying to have a conversation. If you're using cutlery, your elbows are out. You're going to be in each other's face. It's a single table, guys. It's a single table.
Starting point is 00:28:01 It's a nightmare. Pros and cons, if you're sitting in the uncomfortable seat but you're into Instagram photos, you usually have the better background. You've got the nice cafe behind you, rather than being in the booth, you just have a wall. That's nice. Holes of weird art, usually. Claudia spent the whole relationship
Starting point is 00:28:14 trying to convince herself that the shit seat was the good seat. She's like, I actually want this seat. Yeah. It's nice and breezy. I actually like it here. I can get up and go to the bathroom whenever I want. She's like, and she's taking her own photos at the cafe.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Her partner wasn't taking them for her. I'm getting bumped by people walking past. This is great. I love it here in this horrifically uncomfortable seat. I'm so happy. The ZM Podcast Network. Time for the tea. The tea, live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Deen, a lot of buzz around the Devil Wears Prada 2 at the moment and this is huge because they've released who will play Anne Hathaway's love interest in this one. Oh so excited now as you know Adrienne Grannagh is not returning because they broke up at the last in the last scene of the first one. Correct. She will date Patrick Bramall. Bramall, do I say it correctly? Bramall. Yeah, I think that's how you pronounce it. I.E. the guy from Colin from Accounts.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Oh, he was an evil. Yeah, yeah, he's actually Australian. Yes. Australian. Oh, my God, Colin. No, Colin's the dog. Yeah, Gordon. Gordon, but from the main guy from Colin from Accounts.
Starting point is 00:29:26 That is huge. Isn't that massive? He's a fantastic actor, but that feels like a real breakout moment for him, Dean. It is a breakout moment for him. Because you know, the poor guy, he was born in Canberra. It was all uphill from there. It was all uphill from there. But this is really going to be good.
Starting point is 00:29:43 I mean, I'm so excited because, you know, apparently, this is the word on the suit, this is really gonna be good. I mean, I'm so excited because apparently, this is the word on the suit, this is the T, if you all. T is her, he's like pursuing her. Yeah, right. I love that. So like, yeah, I don't know how that plays out or what, but he wants her, and I love that.
Starting point is 00:29:57 I've just had a memory. Simon Baker, who is an Aussie, was prominent in the last film, and now they've got another Aussie in this one. Interesting. Wow, interesting. If you've never watched Colin from Accounts, it is one of the most underrated Aussie comedies of the last 10 years. It is such a great show. He plays like a real Aussie battler in that show, and he does it so well that I just assumed that's him, like he is his character. So it's going to be interesting to see him in a full-blown Hollywood style Anne Hathaway movie, Dean. I know and like this is major Meryl Streep's in it, Emily Blunt's in it, like you know,
Starting point is 00:30:38 get ready, get ready. This will be his breakout role into Hollywood. Yeah, I thought they would get all the other movies and have the way to date some 26 year old. So she's done that movie. Oh, she's done that one. Yeah, she did a whole movie on that. A little bit, she'd date, who's the guy from One Day?
Starting point is 00:30:55 Timothee Chalamet will be there. Well, yeah. Well, who's Sabrina Carpenter's ex-boyfriend? Yeah, Barry Kiyogan. Barry Kiyogan. Boy toy. What are these boys' names?. Barry Kiogan. Ha ha ha. Boy toy. What are these boys' names? What is their name?
Starting point is 00:31:08 I don't know. Shalime, Kiogan, I can't handle them. That's the tea with Dean McCarthy. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree andince. Google down. Punk.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Here we go. Time to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team. And they can win you some KFC chicken dollars. All you have to do is text through Clint, Claudia or Ella to 9696. Are we all ready to play? Who won last week? Claudia? I never remember but it's always safe to assume Claudia. I feel like Claudia came from behind. Oh, I even turned them on. Have you silenced us?
Starting point is 00:31:53 Wouldn't be the first of. That's a good way to cheat. You just turned our mics off and thrown up. There we go. Wow. Not funny. We'll storm the station. We'll run in there.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Press on, shall we? Let us press on. Here's how it works. I'll put these questions into Google. First person to just yell out the most common answer that comes up for that question on Google. I'll give you a point. First to three takes home the win.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Here we go. I saw you looking. Hey! Sorry. I saw you eyeing it up. Question number one. It's a power I've never really flexed before. We shouldn't have put the idea in your head.
Starting point is 00:32:30 What is Katy Perry's biggest hit? Hot and Cold. Teenage Dream. I Kissed a Girl! Raw. And Firework. I'm going to give it to Claudia. Is it raw?
Starting point is 00:32:43 It's raw. According to Google. Really? Out of all of her songs? According to Swish Swish Bish. Did it make the list? California Girls was also very high on the list and I Kissed a Girl. They were all very high. Okay one to Claudia, question number two. How many seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race down under? Three. Have they made? Claudia's out. Damn.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Four. Nice, Ella. It is four. I could cry. Please don't because we have to keep playing. Sorry, I'm just, wow. She's high strung. I did it.
Starting point is 00:33:23 One to Ella, one to Claudia. Question number three. How many times has Halle Berry been married? Three. Three. Oh! Nice from Clint. Done. It did that thing that Google sometimes does and gives you the answer before you've typed
Starting point is 00:33:40 the whole thing out in case that's the thing that you're thinking of. Helpful. And it just showed me a huge number three. So, sweet with it. Excellent work. There's time later on, can you tell that story again? Yeah, I'd love to, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:55 So I enjoyed it so much. Someone had to say it. I actually zoned out. All right, we are all tied up. I could cry. I feel vulnerable and that's okay. We're all tied up. I could cry. I feel vulnerable and that's okay. We're all tied up. One of peace, question number four.
Starting point is 00:34:10 What was David Justice famous for? American baseball player. Oh, Claudia. Go away! Well done, Claudia. I just wrote, what David Justice? I'm always like two seconds behind her. That's a long time. Okay one second. Professional baseball player Claudia gets the points.
Starting point is 00:34:31 David Justice is such a good sports person. The commentators would love it. Justice! Fun fact. Justice for David. Justice prevails. Yeah Justice prevails is a great headline. Fun fact. Justice is served. He was one of Halle Berry's husbands. Oh, that's David Justice. Two to Claw, one to Ella, one to Clint. Question number five. How long do hippos live for? For 25, 40 to 50 years.
Starting point is 00:35:00 40 to 50 years, oh my gosh. He stumbled over it, but I will give it to you. It is 40 to 50 years. 40 to 50 years. Oh my gosh. He stumbled over it, but I will give it to you. It is 40 to 50 years. And I'll give you the point based on the recovery. Thank you. Two to Clint, two to Claudia, one to Ella. Question number six. In what year did Costco open in New Zealand?
Starting point is 00:35:26 2019. 2022. Far out. Clint's correct and takes home the win this week for Google. Down! Gets it done! It was a guess. Was it?
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah. Well done. I knew I didn't have time to get the actual answer so I had to just... Anything will do. Had to take a shot. Jamie we did it! Can you believe we did it? I had my doubts, Claire, do! Had to take a shot. Jamie, we did it! Can you believe we did it? I had my doubts, Clare, but thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Call me David. Call me David Justice, because justice is... Wait, did you say you doubted me? Jamie! That was hilarious. Bye! Jamie literally goes, I had my doubts, but you did it.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Even my teammate didn't believe in me. That's alright, even when I said I was gonna win, I didn't believe it either. Good stuff Jamie, we'll get that KFC out to your ASAP. Yay, thank you so much. Sweet as you can try hot and spicy, it's available across the menu at KFC. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Guys, I need your help, Am I the a-hole? Very brave of you to ask the question. Not in general. I don't want you to answer that. I just want you to answer it based on this situation that happened last night. Okay. So, my friend asked me to pick them up from the airport. Sure. And I said, yes. So, clearly not the a-hole yet. I said, yeah, I can pick you up from the airport. Sure. And I said, yes. So clearly not the a-hole yet. I said, yeah, I can pick you up from the airport.
Starting point is 00:36:47 No worries. What time? They said to me, well, the flight gets in around 10.30. Ooh. On a week, on a school night? On a school night. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:01 No, no, no, sorry. It gets in around 10, but it's a domestic flight. So I'll be out around 10.30. At night? At night. Okay. 10pm. And I said, okay. Yep, no, I can come get you. She then texts me and said, hey,
Starting point is 00:37:20 sorry to do this, the flight's been delayed. It's been delayed by half an hour. Okay. And I said, okay, no worries. So probably more around 11. Getting pretty late. And she said, yes. She then texts back and said, hey, the flight's been delayed another half an hour.
Starting point is 00:37:41 At this point, I had made the decision where I was like, I don't think I'm gonna go pick her up anymore. But it was the nail in the coffin when she then said, hey, it's been delayed another half an hour. I didn't know domestic flights could go that late. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's a great question. It feels like it's in cancellation territory, but okay.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Anyway, at a certain point, I said, hey. I'm gonna have to call it. I'm gonna have to call it. And I pulled out from picking her up. Am I the a-hole? Couple of, I already know the answer for me. And also I wanna hear the producers too too but a couple of questions first. Was the friend staying with you?
Starting point is 00:38:29 No. Were you picking up the friend and dropping them to their own house or are they visiting Auckland? Their own house. Okay. First of all, I would have told them to get an Uber before any of the delays, 10.30 on a weeknight, so they can avoid getting an Uber home to their own house. In fairness, they have... Oh sorry, I've got another question. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Is the friend disabled? No. Okay. Great. Got all the information I need. Well, I'll give you this piece of information. They have picked me up from the airport. Okay. Do they live near you? Kind of. Right, but you don't live near the airport, so potato, potato. I believe you are not the a-hole, and you would have been within your rights to bail after the second delay.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Okay. That's where I'll put it, just to be generous, even though I am firm in the fact that I'm not picking anyone, except my mother up from the airport or my wife. I was going to say, what about your wife? After 9.30 on a weeknight. That's my cutoff. Okay, that's fair. Claudia, producers? I'm putting myself in your shoes and I think I'm a very, like, I'm a person of my word and I'm a really good friend, so I probably would have done exactly the same thing. Yeah, no, I'm not picking
Starting point is 00:39:45 them up. Absolutely not. It's okay to be a person of your word and still pull out. Your word was 10.30. Yeah. Well, that's how I felt. I'm like, I committed. I will pick you up at 10.30. Yeah, the fact you committed in the first place. You've already proven you're a great friend and you need your rest. You have work in the afternoon. It's a minimum 30 minute drive to the airport. Yeah, I would have got to bed probably at one.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Yeah, love them. Ella. Is it rude to say that they could be the a-hole? That's a really interesting consideration. That is an interesting one. At no point did they offer you an out. No. Yeah, even then.
Starting point is 00:40:23 But, but I will say this, when I did say hey look I need to pull out because this is getting blah blah blah. Yeah. They didn't make me feel bad and they said hey. Oh good. That's understandable I get it. I think the first delay that came on board. They didn't just text back. Okay. No they did it. They were like yeah no that's all good. They text back oh okay, okay. I think they actually, actually text back and said, I'm surprised you didn't pull out already. Ella, there's someone who's texted her and said, the friend is the AH. Who asks that of their friend?
Starting point is 00:40:54 Yeah, literally the first delay as the friend, I would have gone, hey, it's been delayed 30 minutes. Don't pick me up. If you can afford a flight, you can afford a $35 Uber home. I would. Yeah. I mean, they have picked me up from the airport. It wasn't a late pick up like that. Going to pick them up and then hang out with them?
Starting point is 00:41:14 No, I was literally going to pick them up, drop them home, and go straight home. Oh, sorry, another important question. Are you currently trying to hook up with this person? No. Then I just don't understand. I just don't understand. Three way vote, Bree is not the A-hole.
Starting point is 00:41:36 That was the best three way I've ever had. Play Zed M's Bree and Clint. I was at a friend's house on the weekend and there was a couple of friends there and we're all chatting, how are you, what's been happening? And for some reason, a friend of mine, we got onto the topic of pregnancy
Starting point is 00:41:57 and giving birth. Oh, fun. And, cause she recently has had a baby. Her daughter is about 14 months old. Yep. So, yeah, in the last year. And she said something. No, not within the last year.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Well, give or take. Yeah. She said something that stopped me in my tracks and what I believe to be outrageous. And I don't think I've ever heard anyone else say this before. She said to me, cause I said, oh, what was your pregnancy? What was your birth like?
Starting point is 00:42:37 And she told me, and she ran me through the birthing process and how it all went. At the end she said, I can't wait to give birth again. I loved everything about the process of giving birth and let's just clarify, not being pregnant, which she also loved I believe, which I have heard before. Women who love being pregnant. I've also heard women who hate being pregnant. I've heard both. I don't believe I've ever heard a woman say, I loved every bit of giving birth.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Have you ever heard someone say that? Um, no, no, not in those words, no. I know that the birthing experience for my wife, which is the only births I've ever been at, was better the second time than it was the first time. For who? For her. For her?
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well of course, you can have better births than others. And what was this one for this lady, your friend, was it her first? It was her first. Oh, okay. But it's different saying this birth was better than that birth. That's a different thing to me.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I totally get that. That's fair enough. I can't wrap my head around her going I loved every bit about giving birth. I've never heard it said. I've obviously also never given birth. Isn't that wild? There are people that are just, you know, born to make babies. You know those people? Oh, totally. And I imagine there is a certain, like, power that you feel, like bringing life into the world. And maybe it's that rush.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Maybe it's the overwhelming, oh my god, I'm smashing this. I get all that. Yeah. Well, I get it to the extent where, as much as I can, but I don't, I can't, can't wrap my head around. I can't wait to do it again. To do that again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, how many drugs did they give you? Like it's a ride at dream world. Yeah. Yeah. It just blew my mind. Like it's bungee jumping. It blew my mind and it made me look at her in a way where I was in awe. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Where I was like, wow, you're quite incredible. You're quite the marvel to me. Because I can't picture myself ever saying that, which who knows, maybe one day I will. Maybe you will. Maybe, I don't know, but I... Don't knock it till you've tried it. But if I could put money on it, I don't believe that I would be saying that. It's time for a round of Claudia.
Starting point is 00:45:16 I don't know where the button is. Breein Cleans Gaydar. I've found it. It's time for Gaydar, everybody. Right, we're back on track. It's time to gay it up in here guys. Or straight it up. Or straight it up. That is the vibes we're trying to pick.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Using nothing but vibes each week we try and guess whether you are straight or the umbrella term we're using for people who are not straight, gay. Yeah. And we only get to ask one question. What did we decide was this week's question? The question was, what are your parents' names? Oh yeah. Is there such thing as gay parent names? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:45:57 We're about to find out. Emily's here to play gaydar. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Kia ora, how are you? Good, thank you. Tell us, Emily, what are your parents' names? So my dad's name is Dave.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Dave. And my mum's name is Sue. Oh great, parent names. God, those are good parent names, Dave and Sue. Dave and Sue. Yeah, absolute legend. Dave and Sue, the absolute legends. Oh they just go together.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Soul to the earth, yeah yeah. Very straight parent names too, if there is such thing. Dave and Sue. And I believe they have passed that down to you Emily and I believe you are straight. I reckon Emily's gay. Do you? I'm just going off vibe. Yeah right. Well that's all we've got. Emily what are you? I'm straight.
Starting point is 00:46:41 She's straight out of Dave and Sue. Is Dave or Sue gay? For the most part anyway. For the most part. I love it Emily. Thank you Emily. Next we're going to go to Jeffrey. Hi Jeffrey.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Hi Jeffrey. Jeffrey are you there? Or is it Jeffy? Jeffy. Jeffy. Jeffy. Our bad, sorry. That's a fun name. Hi Jeffy. Hi, how are you? Good thanks. Tell us, what are your parents' names? Seamus and John. Did you say Seamus and John?
Starting point is 00:47:17 Seamus and John. Seamus and John. Ooh. Okay. Not getting a lot to go off here. Bad phone line too. I'm going to say Jiffy's gay. Me too. Jiffy, are you gay? 100% straight. Okay, that was the bad phone line. We can't be blamed for that. Throw us off. All we've got. God, I really need to go 100% from here or else it's a bad week. Dan's here. Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hi, guys. God, Bree's struggling. She's none from two. I'm one from two. So it's not a perfect week for me either. Tell us, Dan, what are your parents' names?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Jenny and Kevin. Oh, another great set of parents' names. Jenny and Kevin. Yeah. Oh, Jenny and Kevin. Oh, another great set of parent names. Jenny and Kevin. Oh, Jenny and Kev. Jen and Kev. Jen and Kev from where are they from, Dan? They're in Australia in Tweed Heads. Jen and Kev from Tweed Heads.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Jenny and Kev from the Tweed. They produced a fabulously gay son called Dan. That's what I believe. I... I'm gonna say you straight, Dan. The vote goes to Clint. I'm gay. I'm having a shocker.
Starting point is 00:48:38 She's having a shocker, Dan. She can't pick it at all. Having a shocker. Shout out to Jen and Kev. Thanks for playing gay, Dan. Thanks,ator. Let's go to Christine. You've got Christine, Bri, you can do Christine. Yeah, Christine, come on Christine. She can get you, eh Christine? Christine! Oh, there she is. There she is. Christine, what are your parents' names? Nancy and Derry. Nancy and Derry?
Starting point is 00:49:05 Yeah. Okay. Nancy and Derry. Oh god, Christine is giving us zero. No, she's stone cold. I feel like it's on purpose. She's like, you will get this. You reckon she's hiding something?
Starting point is 00:49:23 Nah, I don't think she's hiding anything. I think she just wants to put us to the test. I gotta go with my gut and say that Christine is straight. That's my pick. Bree? I'm gonna say she's straight. Christine? Look up your husbands and your wives.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I'm jump the fence both sides. She's both sides. Ah! Wow. Which in this game means she's gay, so we both were wrong. Which means you're still on zero. I'm on zero. I could go absolute hiding this week. It's all down to Grant. Hi Grant. Hi Grant.
Starting point is 00:49:56 G'day, how are you? We're good. You're the last person to be put under our gaydar this afternoon and if Brie can't pick you, it's a hundred percent failure for her this week. Oh maybe she's gonna get lucky. Yeah I hope so Grant. Grant what's your mummy and daddy's names? My mum's name is Anna and my dad's name is Chris. Is that your dad or your daddy Grant? Dad dad. Is that your dad or your daddy? Grant? Dad.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Dad. I'd say dad. Daddy when I was a kid. Grant is as straight as an arrow. Because he didn't pick up on what you were saying? Yeah, I think Grant's straight as well. Grant, what do we got? You're both wrong.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Oh! He double bluffed us! You double bluffed us, you bastard! He's like, I don't understand that daddy comment. Grant, you got me good. Well, thank you very much, Grant. We appreciate it. That was fun. Thank you. Thanks, Grant. That was so good from him.
Starting point is 00:51:00 He's like, what does daddy mean? And I should have known that. The gays, they're so smart. Bad week for me. So conniving when they want to be. Two from five, terrible week for you. That's the worst week of a bad. It's the worst I can get. Maybe your gaydar needs recalibrating. Have you been to K Road recently? Might have to go there this weekend. You might have to go yeah you might have to just go for a big gay bender. Go for a ride on the saddle at saloon, go for a spin. If you see me there this weekend you'll know why. You'll know why. Brian Clint, his Coldplay on ZM. I know that this could feel like that. That is Franklin. The big news this morning was the passing of Ozzy Osbourne.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Yeah, not very, he wasn't very old either, 76. He wasn't very old but he wasn't very well and it wasn't a huge surprise but it's one of those ones where everyone went, oh my god. And whether you knew Ozzy Osbourne for his music or for his television show, The Osbournes, or for just being quite an out there personality. I feel like most of the world knew Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah. I have been in the archives today digging up some Ozzy Osbourne facts and this could
Starting point is 00:52:17 be good for our Gen Z producer Ella, who you don't know much about Ozzy Osbourne, do you? No, like the name is definitely household, like I've heard of it. Yeah. You never watched The Osbournes? Is that a show? It's the original reality TV show, isn't it? The original reality show of its kind, yeah. It started everything. It started The Kardashians.
Starting point is 00:52:38 No way! It started The Simple Life. All of that stuff. True, very true. What year, sorry? Like this is the 90s? 2002. Oh, 2002. Okay. Yeah, that's how.
Starting point is 00:52:47 See, that's a long time ago. First fact you might not know about Ozzy Osbourne, him and Sharon have been together since 1979. They're the real deal. Well, she was his second wife, but they're the real deal. Yeah. That's huge. Long time.
Starting point is 00:53:02 This one blew my mind, because watching that show show you watch the Osbournes and you see this dithering old man going around. He can't do what's around, he can't really talk. He was 53 in that show. Yeah that's wild. That's wild. If there's ever a poster child slash poster boy for not doing drugs kids. Ozzy Osbourne is it. Exactly right. Don't do drugs. I guess we were young when we were watching it but I was like man this guy is ancient.
Starting point is 00:53:33 53 is not old at all. Cause when they were doing the headlines there that Ozzy Osbourne had passed away at 76, I was like oh that's not crazy old. Hang on a second, he's 76 now and that shows over 20 years old. Mental. Season one of The Osbournes,
Starting point is 00:53:48 the family got paid $800,000 for 10 episodes. The second season of The Osbournes, Sharon negotiated their contracts and they got $5 million each. Wow. So they went from $800,000 for the whole family to five million dollars per family member for season two. And this is a fun fact too that you I think you told me this recently there's another Osborne sibling. There is. Same age as Jack
Starting point is 00:54:19 and Kelly Osborne, her name's Amy Osborne, and she had the foresight even back then as a child to see what that TV show was going to do and she said, I don't actually want to be a part of this. I don't want that. I don't want to be that kind of famous. I think she's a musician in her own right and she didn't want to get typecast or whatever, but crazy to be able to identify that so early. But yeah, there's a third Osbourne child.
Starting point is 00:54:46 He's one of the greatest rock and roll vocalists of all time, Ozzy Osbourne. But here's a clip of him singing at a Chicago Cubs baseball game. One, two, three, and... Let's go out to the ball game. Let's go out to the bar, baby. Let's go out to the river. Take me everywhere. What a beautiful voice.
Starting point is 00:55:14 What a beautiful voice. Sharon's beside him, she's clapping. And this is another fun fact. They were together for so long and people have said it's because Sharon is deaf. Oh that's horrendous. Sounds like meatloaf at the AFL Grand Final. Oh Christ.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Now that was terrible. Ozzy Osbourne was the original Kim Kardashian in more ways than one. In 2004 his house was burgled in the UK and they stole two million pounds worth of jewellery. Wow. I thought you were going to say they stole the indoor gardening tape. Can you imagine? And they released it of him and Sharon. Yeah, actually, yeah, it was like just no one wanted to watch it. Yeah just didn't go very well. Ozzy Osbourne was known as the Prince of Darkness. Everyone knows that he bit the head off a bat on stage. Did you know that Ozzy Osbourne is also famous for doing a line of ants? Oh yes. He snorted a line of live ants. I know that because I watched the movie about it's's called Dirt, oh yeah and it's about what's Tommy Lee's band? Motley Crue. It's about Motley Crue and in
Starting point is 00:56:32 that they have Ozzy Osbourne doing that. Yeah, he did it with them. Yes. And they said something like we thought we were crazy. And this guy, yeah this guy's out of control. And my final fact about the late great Aussie Osborne is that Aussie didn't get his driver's licence until he was 61. No way. Aussie Osborne, you may think he's a great success, but Aussie Osborne set and failed his driver's licence 19 times. But I mean looking at the guy and watching the Osborne's, do you want him behind the
Starting point is 00:57:03 wheel of a car? No. Absolutely not. Behind the microphone every day of the week. Behind the wheel of a car? Not the microphone every day of the week. Maybe not at the Cubs game. Oh yeah, not at the Cubs game, but every other time. Sad day. Sad day. And there's your Aussie Osborne education everybody. Brian Clint, we're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Zane Ames Brian Clint. Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right now let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and play our favourite. Lincoln's here and they're going to do their mum Sharon's birthday banger. G'day Lincoln.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Hi Lincoln. Hi. How's your day been Lincoln? Um good. Oh that's good to hear. Hey do you know mum's birthday? Yes. Alright give it to us. 8th of July 1986. Right that means your mum was 16 in 2002. We've calculated and here's her birthday banger. It's the Elvis Presley remix. It's called A Little Less Conversation. What do you reckon Lincoln? Um, he's a bit of a of it. It's a banger. It was big when it came out.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Huge, it was for the World Cup. Yeah. I reckon you mum will like it Lincoln even if you don't know it. Wait there, we'll do a bit they banger for Scott. G'day Scott. Hi Scott. Hey how are you guys? Good thank you Scott. What have you been doing today?
Starting point is 00:58:44 Working unfortunately. Yes, fair Scott. What have you been doing today? Working, unfortunately. Yes, fair Scott. What is your date of birth? Yeah, it's the 24th of June, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. And on that day, you know, five, this was number one. ["Take You Home"] ["Take You Home"]
Starting point is 00:59:05 Black eyed peas Don't funk with my heart, from memory 2005 was very black eyed peas heavy Yes What do you reckon about that Scott? Um, it was a favourite back then Oh good So yeah I'm happy Yeah nice
Starting point is 00:59:18 Yeah it's a bop It's a bop from the peas Joe, seal of approval from Scott, one more birthday banger from Rebecca. Kia ora Rebecca. Hi Rebecca. Hello. Now we've heard it's your birthday tomorrow. I know, yes it is. That's exciting.
Starting point is 00:59:33 You got anything big planned? I might take the day off, we'll see. Definitely do that. How bloody good. Everyone should get their birthday off work. Feel like it's the least, you know, like that's the smallest thing your boss could do for you.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Over the road at the other radio stations they do. Nah, they get a half day. Oh. Yeah. Hey, still better than, Yeah, yeah. Better than nothing. So you could go home at five. Yeah, right, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Um, Rebecca, the birthday girl, tomorrow's your birthday, what year were you born? 24th of July 1990. Alright that means Rebecca you were 16 in 2006 and on that day this was number one. Oh Nellie Furtado. Is that a bit of you, Bex? Yeah, yeah. What are you laughing at Rebecca? It's good, it's good.
Starting point is 01:00:29 She's laughing at the promiscuous part. Have you done a sexy dance to that before Rebecca? Oh, it's a yes. I might do it tomorrow. Yeah! Go Rebecca. For the big three, five tomorrow. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 01:00:44 We have to choose between Nelly Furtado, Black Eyed Peas and Elvis, believe it or not. I like them all. I like them all. I'm going to vote for the Black Eyed Peas track. Me too. Are you? Yeah, I like it. I thought you'd go Elvis.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I like that Black Eyed Peas one. Well done it. For Scott from the year 2005. Well done Scottie you just won Birthday Banger. Awesome thanks guys. You're welcome. Here's a birthday banger on ZM Breein Clint. Play ZM Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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