ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd June 2021

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

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Check one two, check one two. It's the Brian Clint Podcast. Hey. I realised something the other day. We didn't pack up on our Friday story where Anastasia we found out was moving her flatmate's entire flat for him. And there has been an update on it. So you guys moved him.

He went to a festival. He's working at the festival. Well, was he? Working. I don't know. He wasn't working. He didn't have a voice and he was pretty hungover. If you call Downing Six Smirnoff ices and having a rave in the front of the mosh pit working,

then he was working hard. When was the last time you went to a festival? Isn't that what people do? They get iced. I'm keen. Well, I don't think that's what ice is, but yeah, yeah. No the last time you went to a festival? Isn't that what people do? They get iced. I'm keen. Well, I don't think that's what ice is, but yeah, yeah. No, haven't you ever heard of that?

I've heard of it. It's an American thing though, isn't it? Oh, maybe that's from when I lived in America. Don't Australians call pee ice? Yeah, but I live in New Zealand now, so I don't call it that. Getting iced is where, you know, like the smirnoff ice?

Yeah, I love a smirnoff ice. They're so sickly after a couple. I love a double black. Don't you know they're even worse. Getting iced is where someone will hide a smirnoff ice

somewhere and then if you happen to see it or touch it then you have to take a knee and skull it. How long have you known about this?

Long time. How have you never iced me? Yeah. Ice me. I'm going to ice you next week when you least expect it. I'm so keen to get Ice me I'm going to ice you next week I'm so keen to get iced I'm going to ice you bad

I'm going to ice all of you No, I don't want to get iced We should put a spoon of ice in the box So whoever opens it In the box In ZM's the box Oh yeah, yeah But we can't get in there

We've got to do it We've got to find a way We can't get in the box So whoever opens it Not only do they reveal The 20 grand But they have to down A smear of ice

That is a vibe It's such a bad game If you're hungover Yeah Oh Real bad I saw one on the internet The other day

And it was a lady Bringing her newborn around To meet the parents And the family But the newborn wasn't In the What do you carry A newborn in

Bassinet Bassinet And he just opened it there's just two ices just sitting so good so good one of the best icings that i ever saw was similar to that and it was a woman and she was like getting ready to give birth and they had like a towel like a blanket over her legs and the doctor told the guy The husband to come down and help Or whatever And then she pulls an ice out from under the blanket

Got him The only thing that would make that better Is if she had been faking the entire pregnancy Like it was a nine month build up to that That is commitment And then he's like oh I'll get the baby There's no baby you moron Such a good icing

I think the idea is If you get ice It's then your turn To do an icing You do someone else And sort of carries on like that Yeah you can't ice someone Twice in a row

Yeah you can't That's horrible Yeah Has to go round and round So back to Anastasia's flat mate So you moved him Yeah He returned from the festival

With no voice Yeah Any update? He gave us a bottle of wine and some flowers There you go Yeah, what a gentleman Nice Someone definitely told him about it

Yeah, he heard it Yeah, he heard it on the radio His girlfriend heard it Yeah, his girlfriend heard it Why isn't his girlfriend pulling him up on this stuff? Well, she obviously did She said, you better get them some bloody flowers and a bottle of wine But do you think she, obviously, maybe she didn't know before she heard.

Oh, right, right, right. That's what your girlfriend is for. She's meant to go, help me. Stop being a dick. Yeah, she heard it on the radio and then must have told him. Yeah. But that's all right. Did you go through any of his shit?

Nah. Or, like, no. What kind of, what brand of undies does he wear he's got the ones um where it's like Monday Tuesday Wednesday

does he you know what he'd love the Monday song the Tuesday song the Wednesday song he's a fan he's a fan you should have just

you should have just nicked the Wednesdays just one beer just really ruin his weight he's one of those people that just it's just you know

he could be rocking a Wednesday on a Sunday. It's not really. He's a free spirit. I love people who do that. He could be moving house. He could be at a festival. You never know. It would freak me out when I love people who do it.

I've just brought up our SoundCloud link to the Friday remixes. Oh, yeah? How are they going? Good. Which song do we think has got the most listens? Monday. I'm going to say Tuesday. I'm going to say Friday.

Oh, nah. The Friday version of the Friday song. I mean, it was the worst version, but for some reason. With over 700. It's the Friday one. I knew it. Do you think it's people just streaming it thinking it's the original? Yes, absolutely.

It's piggybacking the original. It's so funny. In the middle of it, they're like, who's this woman? I swear I was driving around. This was like a fair few weeks ago the other day, and I was listening to Georgia on the day show, and then I swear I heard her accidentally play one of the versions. That's good.

That's good. And I don't think she noticed. You know what would be the ultimate mind fuck? To get it played on the edge? Well, no, that'd be a big win. But if on Friday, this Friday, we play the Monday song. But we don't mention it. We don't mention it.

That'd be a bit of fun. We just play the Monday song and people will be like, what the fuck? The punters would be angry. That would freak people out. Because the origins of the Monday song is that it's inappropriate to hear the Friday song on a Monday. So let's play the Monday song on a Friday. I love that idea. Smart guys. You know what would be even more interesting is if we put

the Monday song on Friday into the breakfast show. Yeah, the Monday song on Friday. Oh yeah, I'm ruined there Friday. And they'd be like, what the fuck? This is a Monday song! And it's a Friday! Can you imagine? That breakfast show, it's early in the morning they'd freak out. Oh, This is a Monday This is a Monday song And it's a Friday Can you imagine Yeah yeah

That breakfast show It's early in the morning They'd freak out They're already discombobulated They'd be like What is going on It's Friday It's 4am

I don't have time for this shit Yeah Let's talk about that Let's talk about that Don't commit that to tape So no one gets onto us Yeah Yeah

I know Vaughn Is a big podcaster So If you're listening Vaughn Vaughn We're talking about The I know Vaughan is a big podcaster. So if you're listening, Vaughan, we're talking about the Coast Breakfast. Vaughan has no time to listen to any podcast. That's true. He's got two kids and like a thousand animals. Two kids, two cows, two goats, two wives.

Oh, my God. Vaughan is Noah's ark. Vaughan is Noah. Two by two. Vaughan is Noah. He's building an ark. an Ark and he's gathering animals to put into the Ark. Born go marching two by two. Yeah.

He's living my dream on that lifestyle block, by the way. Yeah. I can't wait for that, when I get my lifestyle block. Yeah. I can't wait. What does he know? He grew up on a farm know He grew up on a farm He grew up on a

He grew up on a dairy farm Yeah man Well I'll pick it up Listen to Glip I mean what does Vaughn know YouTube's pretty handy Yeah YouTube's pretty good Can you imagine me out in the paddock

With my phone Just YouTubing How to cow How to drench a sheep Yeah Do you know how to drench a sheep Yeah you put them out in the rain Just turn the hose on

I've cut the balls off heaps of sheep before. Well, I won't be doing that to my sheep. Have you ever taken... You have to. I'll do it to the rams. Well, they're the... Obviously, yeah. I've passed the farm test.

You also have to dock all of the sheep's tails if you have sheep. Do you know what docking... No, wait. What did you say, Anastasia? No, I was going to say sheep. Do you know what docking... No, wait. What did you say? No, I was going to say, does he even know what docking a sheep means? Yeah. Yeah, it's where you...

Yeah. You pull up to the sheep. It's where you're sailing a sheep into port. You pull up next to the jetty and then you tie the rope on and your sheep is docked. I think that's effectively. Why do you have to dock a sheep's tail? This is good.

This is getting ready. So it doesn't get poo in it. So the flies don't hang around the tail. It gets poo in it. Because if they do poos and it gets stuck in the hair around the tail, the flies then go to that area, then they nest and lay their eggs in the bum hole of the sheep and the tail, and then it gets infected and it kills the sheep.

That's what I said. I said so it doesn't get poo in it. That's not the same answer. It is. No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. It is.

Just admit that I'm going to be a great farmer. It's not the same answer. And that I get to wear one of those hats. Was that the same answer, Anastasia? No, he screwed that up completely. I'll go back to my boat one then. What's the modern docking technique on sheep? Yeah, how do you do it?

Because we used to be a rubber band, eh? Do you guys know who Slim Dusty is? No. No. Oh, that is an absolute travesty. I know who Fat Moisty is. Is that what you call your bum hole? Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here. Have a great night, day, morning, afternoon, lunchtime, whenever you enjoy our podcast. And we'll see you guys back tomorrow on The Brinkland Show. Bye. Hey, Google google what's the time it's 3 p.m give or take a minute alexa play zm on iheart radio playing zm on iheart radio hey siri when are briain clinton free and clinton on air in five four three two one hi everybody welcome to show it's briain clint happy hump day oh yuck happy 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Happy hump day. Oh, yuck.

Happy hump day. You've become that person. You know why? Because people who say hump day are happier. Because hump day makes you happy. Yep. A bit of humping, that's what you need. A bit of hump.

Hump up your spirits. Hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. Hump up your spirits. Hump. My hump. My hump. My hump. Hump. Hump. Hump it up. My lovely Wednesday lumps. All right.

In that case, I'm on board. Happy hump day, everybody. Live, laugh, love. We should do. Oh, I just thought we should do a hump day song. Oh, yeah. We could do a hump. Are people still doing parody songs?

Well, you were two weeks ago. Hey, that wasn't a parody. It literally was a parody. When? You parodied the Friday song to create the Hey, that wasn't a parody. It literally was a parody. When? You parodied the Friday song to create the Monday song. Look up the definition of parody in the dictionary. It wasn't a parody. I just straight nearly copied it.

I only changed one word. Yeah, you parodied it. Parody did it. What did I do? You parodied it. Hey, we got 20K to give away this afternoon. I want to give it away. I want to give it away.

I've decided I want to give it away. And whoever gets through today is going to win it. Yep, guaranteed. Okay, T's and Z's apply. Guaranteed, little asterisk beside it, $20,000 at 4 o'clock, if you can guess the code. Can you imagine winning $20,000? That'd be a happy hump day.

That would be the best kind of hump day. We'll start with 50 bucks, though. Let's start small, thanks to KFC, with the Hump Day Quiz. The Hump Day Quiz. If you want to play 0800-DIAL-ZM and hump your way into Thursday. We need one camel and... What's another hump? One speed hump to call us right now and play our game after the sit-in.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Before that, $50 up for grabs, all thanks to KFC and Tradie versus Lady, a trivia-based quiz. Ladies' Day is 19 years old. She's from Tumukimakoto, Auckland, and it was her birthday yesterday. Happy birthday for yesterday, Kate.

G'day, Kate. Thank you. What was the best present you got yesterday? I got a fluffy handbag from the Japanese store. Nice. Nice. Very cool. Who doesn't love a fluffy handbag?

From the Japanese store. Was it Yo-Yo So? That store's great. Yes, Yo-Yo So. Yeah. How good's Yo-Yo So? Okay, you're going up against our tradie today. He's 37.

He's got a bit of life experience on you. He's a meter serviceman. Please welcome to Tradie vs. Lady, Rob. G'day, Rob. Hey, how's it going? Rob, what is a meter serviceman? You basically just go around just checking gas, water, and power, just your normal meters, and yeah, just check them out

and make sure they're working fine. A lot of pressure on you, Rob. You are literally twice the age of Kate, so you should be twice as smart. But are you? Your buzzer is tradie. Well, I hope so. Yeah.

Kate, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one, guys. Who sings this song? And we're going to let it burn, burn, burn. Lady.

Kate's in. Oh. Kate's in. Kate's in. Ellie Goulding. It is correct. Ellie Goulding, one on the board for the ladies. Question number two. Name one of the hosts

on TV One's Seven Sharp. Oh. Oh, shit. A lot of project watchers out there. Lady. Lady, yeah. Kate, get in there. Is it Hilary Barry?

Hilary Barry is one. And of course, her very attractive co-host, Jeremy Wells. Rob, you too busy watching Shortland Street at 7 o'clock, are you? No, I'm playing video games. Yeah, right. Okay. Nice. All right.

Kate, you can win the game here. Rob, you need this to stay in it. Here we go. Question number three. What part of New Zealand is moving to Alert Level 2 tonight? Lady. Kate for the win. Wellington.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Kate, you're bloody quick off the mark and 50 bucks you've picked up. Thank you. Not your day, Rob. Sorry about that, man. Sorry, Rob. All good. Youth before experience Ben. Sorry, Rob. It is.

All good. Youth before experience today. Brianne Clint. Really interesting story about a kid who has so many siblings, it's very hard to believe. What counts as so many siblings? Because I've got three, and let me tell you, it's a lot. Yeah, look, I think that's pretty standard.

We had a van. I wouldn't say. We had to have a van, a family van. Yeah, but that's because your dad was a carpenter. Wasn't he working at a gas station? I know, I was trying to make excuses. There's a kid called Murray Blackmore, and he's spoken out on TikTok about how he's from the largest polyamorous family in the world.

He's been raised by Mormons in a small sheltered community in Canada. And there is a lot of them. Sure. So his dad essentially had 27 wives or has 27 wives. 27 wives. 27 wives on the go. Yeah. He's only 64.

His dad, his name's Winston. And he's had no less than 150 children. Wow. The 65th of whom is Murray, the guy who's been posting about it. So he's a middle child. He's smack bang in the middle. Probably one of the biggest middle children ever. Anyway, here's a clip of Murray talking about his family.

It's literally impossible for me to find out how many cousins I have. My mom and my dad both come from polygamous families. I have an estimated 2,000 cousins from just my dad's side. You couldn't date anybody within a 400-mile radius. No. Because the chances of you being related to them are so high. So obviously that's how it happens. Like his mum from a polyamorous family, his dad also, and then they marry and then he's then had 27 wives.

Your family tree is more of a family forest. Yeah. It's quite interesting. If you want to follow this guy, it's at K-A-Y-Z-E-R-0, and he talks about the first time that he realised that having 27 mums wasn't normal. Does he consider them all his mum? Well, I think so.

I think that's how it works. Really? They kind of all, I don't know if they, they obviously don't all live in the same house, but they are one big family. So all of his siblings have the same dad, correct? Yes. So the dad is polyamorous or polygamous, but the mums are not. They are married to one person. Yes. Oh, double standard. Yeah, right. But then, I mean, that's 27 wives.

You would only get to spend probably like one night a month with your husband. Every second weekend would be an anniversary. Literally, you would have to be running such an efficient calendar. Well, this kid talks about how he remembers one year, I think there was 12 babies born in one year. Yeah, Dad's been busy. Dad's been real busy.

That's a lot of brothers and sisters. Obviously, we're not going to get that many brothers and sisters, but I want to ask people that listen. Hey, people from Gloria Vale could be listening. You never know. I wanted to ask people. No, they're not polygamists. They're not polyamorous.

They're just one wife. They're one wife. Lots of kids, one wife. Yeah, they're not polygamist. What? They're not polyamorous. Oh, they're just one wife. They're one wife. Lots of kids, one wife. Yeah, some of them have like 15 children. Do they? I'm pretty sure. All right, that's a lot of blue washing to do. That's a lot of blue washing.

A lot of nappy said. We want to ask you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, do you think you have a lot of brothers and sisters? Yeah. Do you have a lot of siblings? Yeah. Are we taking half siblings? Yeah. We're taking half siblings? Yeah, as long as you share a lot of brothers and sisters. Yeah. Do you have a lot of siblings? Yeah. Are we taking half siblings? Yeah.

We're taking half siblings? Yeah, as long as you share a parent. Full siblings? Yeah. How many do you have? If you think you've got a lot, call us now. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. If you refer to them as brother and sister, that counts.

Let's see how many we can get. Bree and Clint. Where's the big families at? We are family. How many siblings have you got? I bet it's a nightmare at Christmas. Can you imagine? Yeah.

Also heaps of fun. You'd have to do Secret Santa. You couldn't all buy for each other. If you're from a family of eight, you couldn't all buy for each other. We do Secret Santa in my family. There's three of you. Yeah, it's too hectic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we want to know, do Secret Sandra in my family. There's three of you. Yeah, it's too hectic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we want to know, do you have a big family? Lots of big families coming on the text machine, actually. So many texts coming through. Way more than I thought. Like 1930s style number

of siblings in the families going around. Yeah, a lot of people saying they've got like seven brothers and sisters. There's someone saying that their nan was one of 18. Oh yeah, my nan was one of 13. Oh, yeah, my nan was one of 13.

Yeah, I think my pa was one of 12. Yeah. Just how it was back in the day, right? Ashley's caught up. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. Now, you're not from the 1930s, are you?

You're from now. I'm from these days. Are you talking about your brothers and sisters, Ash? No, so my mum, she's the eldest of nine. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's a fair few brothers and sisters. Do you know all of your aunties and uncles? Yes. You do? Your family's close enough that you have all nine? Man, Christmas at your place must be big. And yeah, my kid's dad, he's the eldest of 13. Oh my god, that's so

many. That means at their house, all the uncles and aunties from her mum's side and then her partner's side, all like brothers and sisters. Oh, my God. My kids have aunties that are younger than them. Yeah. When you meet your partner's family for the first time, you had to introduce yourself to 12 of his siblings. Yeah.

Well, you know, the best to 12 of his siblings. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, the best thing out of that, Ashley, is you're bound to like a couple of them. You know, you're bound to get along with a few. Yeah, you've got to get along with a few of them, right? Stevie's called up. Stevie, you're from a big family.

You've got lots of siblings. Yeah, well, I'm one of nine. Yeah, that's a lot. And I'm a twin, yeah. What sort of vehicle do your family drive? Oh, we used to drive in the most hideous bongo van. We had a bongo van. We used to tell Dad to park around the corner.

Me too. Oh, we only had four kids in our family and we had to have a bongo van. Did yours have curtains in it? Yes. Yeah, go the bongos. Stevie, being a twin, were you identical? No, no, he's a boy.

Right. And were you guys in the middle at the start or at the end? A little bit. So I've got two older siblings and then I've got five younger siblings. You're in the middle. What's the age gap

from oldest to youngest? So my youngest brother is, I think he's like similar to my son's age. Wow. That is so trippy. Twelve. And then my oldest brother's 35. Whoa, that's 22 years of having kids. And how old are you? You're right in the middle. I'm 29, yeah. The oldest brother's 35. Whoa, that's 22 years of having kids. And how old are you?

You're right in the middle. I'm 29, yeah. Okay, so you're more towards the top. So this person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. This is impressive.

I've already seen the number. You deserve this. Anonymous, you're one of how many kids? 17. Your mum deserves a medal. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Or a lie down. Has she won an award? Wait, that's a good question.

Was it 17 kids all from the same woman? Yeah, so there was only one of them that doesn't have the same dad as all of us. Okay. So, yeah, so 17 from the same mum, but 18 altogether. Number, so the one that's not from the same mum, did that kid come at... Same dad. Same dad, sorry.

Did that kid come at the start or the end? The start, that was the first one. Phew, because I was worried that dad made 17 kids and then bolted. Oh, no, it it was the first one was from my mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Wow. Hey Anonymous, have you guys ever played Monopoly together?

Here's a question for you. Yeah. Did anyone ever teach you how to have a shower? Surely my mum and dad gave me the ins and outs But I don't have any memory of it Do you recall it? No I don't remember

I believe I don't think it's something people teach Really? I think we just kind of Well we intuitively know how to do it We just know how to do it No I had to learn how to work the mixer The shower mixer

God how old was your house? You have a shower mixer in your house Every shower has a mixer. Does it have two taps? What? No, have you got two? Oh, do you just mean the normal one tap? Yeah. Do you call that a mixer? It's called a mixer because it mixes hot and cold water. I call it the hot and cold tap.

Anyway, what if I... Someone needs to teach you about showers. I mean, I've got this far in life. Can't be too bad, but what if I told you that you might have been showering wrong for the past 38 years of your life? You mean I'm not meant to go in butt first? I like how you just breezed past the 38th joke.

There's an article out today and I found this quite alarming and it talks about different things that you should be doing and shouldn't be doing when you're showering um and they say you know when you have a shower obviously you wake up and you get ready for the day and you have a shower yeah do you have a hot or a cold shower hot shower don't tell me to have a cold shower life's too short they're saying hot showers could be sending you back to sleep nope i. I don't care. Online health and wellness website reported that coming out of a steamy shower

and stepping into cool air causes a sudden drop in body temperature, which leads to a more relaxed state. Not keen. I don't care. To combat this sleepy state, you should try and end your showers with bursts of cold water,

then hot water, then cold water again. Mate, you're the guy that's been prancing around work for about a year claiming that you should drink warm water because it's better for your body. Yeah, at least that's pleasurable. Cold showers like getting to kick up the butt. Not a cold shower, cold bursts at the end of your shower. Like I said, not keen on it. But thank you. I appreciate it. Anything else? It also says just before you step

out of the shower, whack on the freezing cold water for 30 seconds and turn it back to hot before blitzing. Oh no, that's the same thing. They said if you don't want to do that, there's a few other options. The next option is you can sweat, sweat, sweat. If you struggle to get to sleep and find you're never rested properly,

try getting a workout in before bed by exercising out the day's work. Strength training can be used to guarantee a restful night's sleep. What's that got to do with showering? I don't know. It just says if you don't want to have a cold shower, these are the other things you have to do to get a good night's sleep. Sweet. I think I'm all right.

I think I'll stick to my nice, warm morning shower. If that's all right with you. How about you just try it? How about you try it? I don't shower in the morning. Touche. Bree and Clint. We want to know what you swallowed this afternoon. A US man woke up and realised that he'd swallowed

one of his ear pods. An ear pod? Yeah, an ear pod. Not an ear bud. There was no cord. If there was a cord, he could have... You could just pull it out like a piece of spaghetti.

I got, because we're doing What Did You Swallow? So I got producer Ben to get a theme song for this segment. Yeah? Yeah.

What is it? Has he got it? Or maybe... That's shallow, not swallow, isn't it? Yeah. No, it's not the same thing. Did you think this was Lady Gaga's Swallow? She would release that song.

No, this guy usually falls asleep listening to something. And when he woke up, there was only one ear pod left. And he could feel something inside his, like down there. How do you swallow an air pod? He could have done it in his sleep thinking that it was something else or he could have just rolled over,

gone onto his pillow and then gone and sucked it up or something like that. I don't know, but he went to the doctor. Seems dodgy to me, eh? It's real.

He went to the doctor. Seems real sus. The doctor didn't believe him at first, but he said, please, I'm in a lot of pain. I can't swallow properly. They did an x-ray, and it was lodged halfway down his esophagus. They had to sedate him and get it out using a tube and lasso. Yuck.

He took the earpod home after swallowing it, and guess what? Still works. Oh, but would you want to use it? After it's been inside you. Yeah, maybe not. Well, earpods are expensive, man. It seems real suspect to me, eh? Really?

I reckon he's done something stupid, and he's been like, I wonder if I swallowed this earpod, and then I play music. I wonder if I could hear it in my stomach. What a dumb thing to do, eh? What a dumb idea. It's like when people roll into the ER ward and they're like, oh, I slipped and fell on this item and it went up my behind. Come on.

Who would do that? Who's believing that? I definitely, just so you know, I definitely didn't. You went to the ER one time. In anticipation of this break, I definitely didn't swallow an AirPod. Okay, I did. Okay, before this break, I definitely didn't swallow an ear pod. Okay, I did. Okay, before this break, I swallowed an ear pod

so we could test it out to see if it still works while it's inside you. Currently, the ear pod is just right about here, just in the centre of my rib cage. I can feel it. And we're going to find out if it works. This is really exciting. You're so full of Ben.

No, I am. I am. Ben, Ben's got the, I don't have an iPhone. Look at producer Ben. He doesn't even want to be here for this. Ben, have you got the iPhone I don't have an iPhone. Look at producer Ben, he doesn't even want to be here for this. Ben, have you got the iPhone? Yeah, I've got it.

Yeah, okay, cool. When you're ready, can you just hit play on, hit play on the song for me? I'll just move the microphone just down to my stomach and... Hear it?

Can you hear it? Can you hear it? I'll hear it? Can you hear it? I'll put my microphone back. It's still working. That is impressive. I'm not an Apple guy, but that is probably enough. That's seriously impressive. Good song choice, by the way, Ben. Great song. If I'm not mistaken, guy but that is probably that's seriously impressive good song choice

by the way Ben great song if I'm not mistaken that was Sandstorm to be honest I think I think it just sounds like you got a lot of farts

in your stomach you want to know this afternoon it might not have been an air pod it might have been an air pod what did you swallow

what went in ya that really shouldn't have been in ya went down the old throat hole And into the old food cave 0800 dial ZM Or you can text your thing in to 9696 And let us know

What did you swallow? Accidentally or on purpose? Brie and Clint The man has made the news Because in his sleep He swallowed one of his ear pods Brie doesn't believe that it was an accident. Is that what you're saying?

You don't believe it was an accident? Yeah, he put it up his bum. You think it travelled up? Yep. I reckon that's what he did. And then he goes, oh, I slept in my sleep. Well, it was in his esophagus. So if he put it in his bum, he needed to be doing a handstand at the time for it to travel up.

I mean, story checks out to me. True, stranger things, eh? Yeah. And we're not here to kink shame you if that's what you're into. Hey, that's what you're into, but just, you know, don't be ashamed. Just don't expect me to pay for ACC if you're sticking AirPods up your bum. Just tell the truth. Sticking AirPods up your bum should be exempt from ACC.

You should have to take that one on the chin. Just AirPods or everything? Just AirPods. Okay. I'm just asking for a friend. Just AirPods. It's your bottom. We want to know this afternoon, what did you swallow?

Orally is what we want to know. Weasley's caught up. Hi, Weasley. Hi, Wes. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What did you swallow, Wes? When I was a kid, I swallowed one of those really big 20-cent piece coins.

And I still don't know if it's come out yet. Really? Have you had an x-ray? No, I haven't really had any broken bones to go do it. No, you don't need a broken bone. You need to get an x-ray for the coin man. You're a human coin slot.

I was a kid. I was too scared to tell my mum because I stole the 20 cent coin. Good hiding spot Wes. It was in my mouth. You know the scariest part is that money occurs interest so that could be turned cent coin. Good hiding spot Wes. It was in my mouth. You know the scariest part is that money occurs interest so that could be turned into

quite a lot of money in your stomach. Yeah true. I might have to start something too you know. Yeah I think it's a bit late man but yeah you're like a human parking meter. Oh my god. Adam's called up. G'day Adam. Hi Adam. Hey how's it going?

What'd you swallow, man? When I was about eight years old, I swallowed a moth playing in a playground. That makes me feel so ill, Adam. Anything happen? Yeah. Did the moth die? The moth got lodged in my throat. It was pretty big.

Really? And, yeah, my brother had to do the Heimlich manoeuvre on me. You think about all the dusty stuff that comes off a moth, and that was in you, Adam. Was it? Could you? Yeah. This might be too much for people, but could you feel it?

You couldn't still feel it moving around down there for a bit, could you? I was too freaked out to remember. You're too busy choking. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Are you going to moth-phobia now, or all good? Yeah. Yeah, no, I hate moths. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. I mean, is there many you going to moth phobia now or all good? Yeah, I hate moths

Fair enough I mean, is there many people that like moths? I feel like they're a demon insect I'm not a fan I'm on the fence, I don't care one way or the other If you met someone who was passionately into moths though, that's a red flag So you don't mind a moth? No, I don't care either way

Okay Like I don't hate them, I don't love them But if you met someone and they were like, I love moths It's weird I'm a moth? No, I don't care either way. Okay. Like, I don't hate them, I don't love them. But if you met someone and they were like, I love moths. It's weird. I'm a moth guy. Nick's here.

G'day, Nick. Hi, Nick. Hey, how are you? All men. I was going to say, notice how it's all men. All men. Hmm. Suspicious.

Nick, listen to you, Nick. What did you swallow, Nick? Well, it wasn't me. It was actually my missus. Right. Careful you, Nick. What did you swallow, Nick? Well, it wasn't me. It was actually my missus. Right. Careful here, Nick. Careful. Careful.

Wait, I'm going to put Nick on hold. Do we trust him to finish his story? Do you trust him to finish? I don't trust you. I haven't said anything. It was Nick. Nick, we're giving you a chance. Your finger is hovering over the button.

Tell us the story. What happened? It's probably not suitable for radio, but... Oh, actually, no, I'm taking it back. I'm not saying it on air. Yeah, good. Fair enough. Good choice, Nick.

Good choice. Did you just back out? Good choice, Nick. Well done, mate. Good job, Nick. Proud of you. Very good job. I want to talk about this article that I read where it's talking about

what's a work perk these days and what's just standard practice. Sure. Or what should be just standard practice. No. Right. What is standard practice versus what is considered a work perk. Okay. Right. So this article is talking about is considered a work – Oh, okay. Right.

So this article is talking about how times have changed in the workplace. Yes. And they surveyed a bunch of people and they got them to pretty much mark what they think is pretty much a standard practice in a workplace and what they think is a perk. So something they get a – because their work is special or something. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

So I'm going to ask you guys, producers, if you want to put your mics on, what do you guys think? Do you think most people said having mental health support at work was a genuine perk or a standard

practice? Oh. Oh, that's a good question. So I think it should be standard practice. Yeah. But I think, I think it should be standard practice, but I think I don't think we're there yet and I think if you've got it at your work, you would see it as a perk. You'd be like, this is something nice, extra that my work offers. I would agree with that. That's what, yeah. Yeah. Nope, it's

standard practice these days. And more so than a genuine perk. Yeah, so it is standard practice. Standard practice. And do people view it as a perk? No, it's viewed as a standard practice now. Yeah, right. Okay, good. Enough people have it is standard practice. Standard practice. And do people view it as a perk? No, it's viewed as a standard practice now. Okay, good. Enough people have it. Good, good, good, good.

What do you guys think about Friday drinks? Is that standard practice or is that genuine work perk? It's a work perk. It's not your work's job to give you alcohol. It's nice when they do, but it's not their job to. No, it's a genuine perk. People think that is a pretty good perk as well. Definitely.

If you get Friday drinks. What do you guys think about a day off for your birthday? Is that a genuine work perk or a standard practice? Work perk. Definitely work perk. Work perk. Yep, genuine work perk, that one. Do we get a day off for our birthday?

We don't, eh? No. No. I can ask. Well, my birthday is already on the holidays. Oh, you get yours off. Oh, so you get a day off. No, I don't.

Lucky Brie. I don't get a day off. So your birthday's in the Christmas holidays. I've already... Why does Brie get a day off and we don't? Yeah. I eat a big fat one. What about a car park?

Perk. That's absolutely a perk. Perk. Especially if you live in Auckland, that's a massive work perk. Standard practice. No. They're saying most, this is what I mean, most people are saying they get that and it's a standard part of their job now.

And Stasia doesn't get a park. There's a bus park. She doesn't get a car. Well, she obviously didn't take this survey, did she? What about flexible working hours? Ooh. Is that a work perk? These days, post-COVID,

standard practice. Probably doesn't work quite well for this whole radio setup. If you guys rocked in. Yeah, we couldn't really choose our own hours, could we? Can we do the show 10-2-2 today, guys? Keen. Yeah, keen. Standard practice, I think.

Perk. I'm going to say that's a perk. Being able to choose your hours and be flexible about it, that's a work perk. Standard practice these days, people are saying. Oh, okay. Let's finish on this one. What about extended parental leave? Is that a genuine perk or standard practice to people saying? What do you mean extended parental leave? Extended parental leave. Is that a genuine perk or standard practice to people saying?

What do you mean extended parental leave? Extended parental leave. So like when people get longer, a longer amount of time off. Past what the government's. Yeah. Right. Possibly standard practice. If it's longer than the 28 weeks that the government gives you,

it's probably a perk in your workplace. Standard practice, people are saying. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you want some time off. Time to have a kid. a perk in your workplace. Standard practice, people are saying. Really? Yeah. You want some time off, time to have a kid. Also, free meals at work was on this list as a genuine perk. That would be a dream.

Yeah, great. Wouldn't that be good? Can you imagine a cafeteria here that was free? We don't work at Google. Free and Clint. Google downtime. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Who is the fastest Googler in all of New Zealand? Well, that's what we endeavour to find out on this segment, Google Down. Who can Google the fastest? Will you go head-to-head with everyone here in the studio? Today you go head-to-head with everyone here in the studio? Today, going head-to-head with everyone here in the studio is you, Brie. Hi. G'day, Brie. Hi. Great name.

Thank you. Turn that radio down for us, Brie. Go on, do that. That's good. Good, good, good, good. Here's the rules. Here's the rules. Usually, I would be reading out the questions and you guys would be all going head to head. Oh, no. What's happening?

In the Googling process. But I don't know if you guys recall this, but last week I did state that I would love to put my hat in the ring at some point. That's right. And Anastasia said she was going to run the game. No, Producer Ben. Oh.

How can we take the best player out of the game? I would never. Producer Ben put his hand up and said, I'll run the game if you want to play. Bree said, let me run it, Anastasia. I can do it. Quote. Okay, okay. So Anastasia, today you're taking on me and two

Bree's. Oh, we're double Bree. I like that. Anyway, Producer Ben will read out the question we need to Google. All you have to do is yell out the most common thing that comes up for that question on Google. If you yell out the wrong answer, you'll be out of that question. If you yell out the right answer, you get a point. First to three points wins. Just checking.

Did Ben write these questions? Yes, I wrote the questions. Yeah, of course I did write the questions. All right, you good with that, Bree? What are we Googling on today, Bree? My phone, my iPhone. Perfect. We're all on our phones.

Let's do it, Ben. Okay, question number one. This is weird. Talking about iPhones. What date was the first iPhone released? We're all Googling. Here we go. Oh, 29th of June, 2007.

She's got it. Yes. That's a point to Bree. The first point she's ever got in the game. This can't happen. Literally. Whoa, that was rapid. I think I got too excited then.

Okay. My heart is pounding. Now I know how you guys feel. Are you ready for question number two? I'm ready. We're ready. What is the smallest country in the world? We're all going.

Here we go. Vatican City. You know what? I'm going to give it to Bree the caller. Yes. We're two points, Bree. We've got two points. I agree.

Bree and I are one person. That's actually me on the phone. Okay. Two to Bree, nothing to anyone else. Okay. Here we go, your third question If I flew from Auckland to Dubai How long would the flight be? Oh, it's all silent

17 hours, 10 minutes What did Bree the caller say? 17 hours, 10 minutes No, I said that first Everybody said that I've got 19 hours, 15 minutes. Oh. Okay, no one gets a point there.

So no one gets a point. Did I not say I said 19 hours? Did you? Did you? Did you? Oh, you get it then. I mean, I can't go back on the audio because I'm hosting the game. It's a hard rock.

We have to take you where it broke. We're going to have to. The score is two to Bree, one to Bree, none to Clint and Anastasia. Okay, here we go. Superstar. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Another question. How many suckers does an octopus have?

How many suckers? Eight. No, that's less. 180. She's got it. Whoa! She's got it. I feel like I'm living in a weird alternate universe.

Well, Bree, you won. Bree won. But it wasn't you, Bree. It was you, Bree. No, thank you. Thank weird alternate universe. Well, Brie, you won. Brie won. But it wasn't you, Brie. It was you, Brie. No, thank you. Thank you so much. Well done, Brie. Brie, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Go me.

Oh, that's awesome. Thank you so much. Anastasia, not only did you lose, you got zero points. We'll be taking the rest of the week off. God, playing's too stressful. So hectic. Well done, Brie. Thank you so much. She doesn't mean that at all. It's so hectic. Well done, Bree. Thank you so much.

She doesn't mean that at all. Thanks, Anastasia. I think she means the other Bree. Oh, right. Bree and Clint. Clint, there was something that I put out into the universe last week because I wanted to give back to the people that listened to this show. That's you. You're a giver.

I am a giver. And I thought, what is the worst possible thing in life, like life admin job, that I could do for people to help people out? Take care of it for them. And I thought, what is the worst possible thing in life, like life admin job, that I could do for people to help people out? Take care of it for them. Yeah. What is it? Cancelling a gym membership that you don't use anymore or you just haven't been and it's taking up all this money

and you keep telling yourself you're going to go. Oh, but I might go. I should go. Maybe I'll start again next month. Mate, I've had gym memberships that went for years where I didn't use them and I wish I had someone to call up and cancel it for me. So I put it out there on social media

and we had someone return a message saying they'd like us to help them out. Casey, you want Bree to cancel your gym membership for you? Yes, please. Casey, I love this. I'm so glad you've come to us to help you out in this. Obviously, you know, you need support in this journey.

How long have you been a member there? 2012. Okay, since 2012. How long haven't you been to the gym for? 2018. Okay. So you haven't been for, what, let's say two and a half years. And how much does it cost a week?

$13.90. All right, so let's do the math on that. That's $1,800 that you have just lost out on. Casey, get your wallet ready because you're about to have a lot more spending money for the shops, okay? Yep, cool. Just checking.

You want us to cancel, right? Yes, sure. Let's do this, Casey. We're empowering each other. No, you just need to stay really quiet, okay, Casey? All right, let me do the work here, sure. Let's do this, Casey. We're empowering each other. No, you just need to stay really quiet. Okay, Casey? All right, let me do the work here, Casey. Welcome to ****** speaking.

I was just calling. I'm a representative for a client, and I needed to cancel the gym membership today. So you're her representative? Yes, I'm her support representative. Oh, okay. I'll just go up and check her file. Okay.

Because we do require a month's notice for any cancellation. Right. Is there any way that we can waive that today? Yeah, I'll just look at her account and just see what's happening with it. So she hasn't been in or anything lately? Yeah, no, she hasn't been since 2018. Obviously, you know, there's been a bit going on with COVID and then her priorities have just changed a little bit.

I was also going to ask you while I'm here, is there any potential refunds because she hasn't been for so long? No, unlikely to be because that's at the member's choice not to come. What about like a free towel or water bottle or something? Don't do towels and water bottles anymore. Stop doing that. Is Casey with a C? Casey with a K.

Oh, yeah, she has been a member for a while. Because, yeah, usually it's a month's notice. I miss they give a doctor's note, and we do require the person to come actually in. Right. It's quite confronting. I mean, I can't come in because I'm actually, I mean, my offices aren't in Masterton.

So are you able to put a cancellation on her behalf and print it out and email it back? Yeah, well, can you email the cancellation form to her email? Do you have it on file there? Yep, just a moment. I'm just going to have a chat with the manager if we can do anything. Just a moment. I feel like she may be passing me to the manager. Hi there, can I help you?

Hi there. I'm a representative for Casey. I am just calling this afternoon because I'd like to cancel her gym membership for her. Okay, so to cancel a membership, we need the member to fill out a cancellation form and we need for them to give four weeks notice of cancelling so the membership won't just stop straight away. The reason for it is she just hasn't been and her priorities have changed she's become a food connoisseur now and she just doesn't have the time so um that's fine i mean you've she's fully entitled to cancel but we do need her signature on a cancellation form right are you able to be able to come in and

are you able to email that to her do you have an email address? I don't. Look, this is all just very seems like a lot of effort. I might give my client a call back and just see if she's able to come in. Yep, that would probably be the easiest. Okay, great. Thanks so much. If she can pop into the gym, that would be easier. Thank you. Okay, thanks. Bye. Bye.

No! You know what they say? They say it's hard to cancel your gym membership. Gee! Casey, no wonder you haven't been able to quit this thing since 2012. You have to jump through so many bloody hoops to get out of a gym membership. Yep. I thought you had to go on.

That's why I was putting it off. I know. That's what they want. Because you know what the system says? The system goes, what does this member not want to do? Come into the gym. They obviously don't. That's why they want to quit. So to quit the membership

we're going to make them come into the gym. Hey Casey. Yeah? I've got an idea. What about if I fly to Masterton and I go into your gym to cancel your membership for you? Let's talk about exes getting together

and by that I mean your partner's ex and exes getting together. And by that I mean your partner's ex and your ex getting together. It's happened to Ben Affleck and this guy's punching so hard. He's back together with Jennifer Lopez. To be fair, to any man who dated Jennifer Lopez, they're going to say you're punching. She's one of the best looking women in the world. He's punching.

They're happily together. They were together and then they broke up and they had other relationships. And now her ex, Alex Arod, the baseball player, has been spotted dating Ben Affleck's ex, Lindsay Shookus. She's an American television producer. Oh, the one with the good tookus. Yeah, Lindsay Shookus with the good shookus. I am shooketh at that news.

No, I'm not. But it's weird, right? It's weird to think that you've moved on from this person and they've moved on from their person and then these two people have got together. Because arguably, you could argue, the only thing those people have got in common is you guys. Well, that's what you think, but they may just have a lot in common.

Well, I like to think that I'm the centre of the universe. They may. And that everything revolves around me. Really like each other. This happened to Shania Twain, and even on a larger scale, because she obviously married her husband. They were together. Wasn't his name Mutt or something?

I can't remember. But her best friend was married to a guy and then her best friend and her husband were having an affair. She found out about it and it was a big secret. And then her husband and her best friend ran off together and got married and they're still together. And then years later, like a couple of years later, she got in touch with her best friend's ex-husband

and they got chatting and they connected and now they're married. See, that's a happy ending, but I can't help but believe that somehow, somehow at the root of their relationship, they are bonded by mutual grief, that they both had this traumatic experience. I think the word you're looking for is hatred.

Or hatred, yeah, yeah. Or revenge. They share a common enemy. Or hatred, yeah, yeah. Or revenge. They share a common enemy. Yeah, revenge. Revenge. You know, in the gay community, you could actually end up dating, wait, so what did I say? Your exes could date each other.

So, yeah, so say you date one person and then you break up and then you date another person, you break up, and then you move on. Those two people could end up dating. So your literal exes are dating each other. Yeah. Weird. So you've slept with both of them. God, that'd be horrible.

They've slept with you and then they slept with each other. Everybody in there has slept with each other. The worst part would be you find out that your two exes, that you probably, you know, if you cared a lot about and then you find out that they're together and then you're like, oh, my God, all they probably are doing is talking about me. Yeah, again. Like they're not.

Yeah, they're not. But maybe. But maybe. Sometimes they would be. Well, they'd have that thing in common. Sometimes they'd go. Sometimes they'd go. Imagine that.

Imagine that. One night they're lying there in bed. They've just done it and they're like, hey, I've got a topic for you. What do you reckon the most annoying thing was about Brie? Yeah, and then it just goes on. That conversation would go on for 45 minutes. There'd be so many things. Let's take some calls on it this afternoon.

Love to hear some people from the gay community who have a couple of exes. Yeah, have your exes ended up dating each other, but also the other one of that. Yeah, other relationships too. If you and your partner have exes who have ended up together, if you can answer this question, you'll know, did your exes get together?

That's what we want to hear about this afternoon. It'll be all different shapes and sizes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different ways. We'll take everything this afternoon. How did it make you feel? How did you find out about it? Did they try to keep it a secret from you.

So many questions about this topic. You can remain anonymous. You can give us a call on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. We want to know if your exes dated each other or got together after you. You moved on and then the only thing they had in common was you,

so they had to get together, right? And every night they sit there talking about you. You're the centre of their universe. And the only reason they're not together is despite you. I love this text on the text machine. Someone said, this chat of exes hooking up is too relevant in the city of Hamilton. Shout out to Hamilton. You know, Hamilton's not a small town, but it would be very relevant for any of New Zealand's small towns, you know? Because the dating pool is so small. Someone else said, this just sounds like the lesbian dating scene to me.

Well, yeah, there's that too, I guess. Anywhere there's slim pickings going on, you know. See if you can get your head around this text. I can't. My dad's wife's ex-husband is married to my mum, and my mum's husband's ex-wife is married to my dad. Well, you can't read it that fast and then go, see if you can wrap your head around it. You've got to do it slow. My dad's wife's ex-husband.

My dad's wife's ex-husband. Got it. Is married to my mum. And my mum is married to my husband's. Nah, he lost me. Nah, I lost myself too. I think it's a wife swap. I think that's what it is.

Let's talk about dating exes. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi. Hello. Was it you or your exes that have dated? It's me.

Well, no, it's a little bit more complicated than that. I was dating a woman for a while, and then a few months later I got together with her ex. Okay. And the two of us have been together for about six years now. So it worked out really well for us. Yeah.

Not so much your first girlfriend. So your ex is the person that Bree was talking about. Both of her exes are now together. And is it true? Do you guys spend your evenings talking about your ex and everything you hate about her? I wouldn't say evenings, but it's definitely come up as a topic. Yeah, there we go. Gemma, it's more of a brunch topic. Was it weird at first? Like how was that first initial meeting? Because obviously

when you met your current partner now, you would have known that she dated your previous partner. How did you guys meet? Because there was two people with the same name, that was this woman's exes, I asked her if she was the crazy one or the bitch one and that's sort of how I introduced myself to her. Just out of interest, which one was she? Not the crazy one. If you have to get one, I guess you got the best of a bad bunch.

That's amazing. Anonymous is here. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Did your exes get together? So mine's also a little bit different. I left my family for other reasons.

It's not, you know, important. Sure. my ex-husband got together with my family and now his wife is considered the daughter-in-law by my mother that is so hard to wrap your head around so he cut you out of your own family is that what you're saying?

yeah well he kind of he assisted there were other reasons but yeah the main one is did he get together with assisted. There were other reasons. But yeah, the main one is... Did he get together with... Right. Okay. So it's not one of your sisters though. It's... Yeah. Wow. That's complex. Yeah. Well, he has been in the pool with my sister and my sister-in-law. So, you know, who knows what happens there.

In the pool or in the pool? Whoa. Yeah. What kind of pool is it? This person wants to remain anonymous as well. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Is it you that your exes have dated? No, so my current wife and I share the same ex. So I was with the ex first and she was cheating on me with my wife. I broke up with my ex and my wife and I got together and 14 years later, here we are. You got with, wait a minute, Anonymous, you got with the mistress?

Yes. And then now you guys have been married. And now you're married. And now we're married. Did you, okay. 14 years later. Wow. Did your wife, when your wife was sleeping with your girlfriend

before you guys were together, did she know about you? She did. Wow. So, Anonymous, how did you move past the point of absolutely hating her guts to then marrying her? I still ask myself that now. I'm not sure how that happened, but obviously it was meant to be.

Anonymous, I just picture fights in your relationship, like when there's a fight that happens, and you go, remember that time you did that thing to me? Yeah. Yeah, I win. We're having pizza. Hold the grudge forever.

I love that. That's so interesting. Alright, here we go. This is where we take three of your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Sam's here. Kia ora, Sam. Hi, Sam. How are we getting on?

Good, mate. How's hump day been? Oh, yeah. Another day, another dollar. Yep. Same old, same old. True blue, red you did. What's your birthday, Sam? 9th of January 1996. Ah, Capricorn. You were 16 in 2012

on the 9th of January. And in 2012, this was number one. Wild stone. Hey, I heard you were a wild one. Banger. Banger. Dang it. Banger.

Flo Rida and Sia, Wild Ones. Flo Rida. Sam. Are you just doing some bit of DJ work there, Sam? Oh, I'm liking it. I'm liking it. It's going good. It's got good vibes, eh?

I like it. Hear him? Good voice. Is this a David Guetta number or is it? I'm pretty sure. Surely. It's got David Guetta. Rigs of David Guetta. Let's it? I'm pretty sure. Surely. It's got David Guetta. It's rakes of David Guetta.

Let's go to Andy. G'day, Andy. G'day, Andy. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. How you going? How you going?

Whereabouts are you, Andy? I'm doing good. Where am I? Yeah. I'm in Dumsondale. Where? Whereabouts is that? Most people call it Dumsandal, but us true locals call it Dumsondale. Dumsendale. Where? Whereabouts is that? Most people call it Dumsendale, but us true locals call it Dumsendale.

Dumsendale. Okay, bloody good. Love it, Andy. Thanks for calling through. What's your birthday? 11th of October, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 11th of October.

And in 2007, this reached the top of the charts. I want to take you away. Stop this reached the top of the charts. Riri. How do you feel about this? Andy is your personal birthday banger. I'm leaning more towards shipper. If I had a few more cans, I might get into it.

Okay, well, as of... No... Andy, tell us what you really think, though. How many cans have you had so far? Seven. Seven, and it's still no good. Alright, well, maybe stop there. A couple of cones. Dave is here, too. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. How are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, good. Whereabouts are you in the world, Dave? Oh, in a truck drive. We're driving back to Felding. Oh, I love it, Dave. Thanks for calling you in the world, Dave? Oh, in a truck driver driving back to Fielding. Oh, I love it, Dave. Thanks for calling through. What's your birthday? 10-12-61. Good man.

There we go, Dave. You were 16 in 1977 on the 10th of December. And in the 70s, this had a number one hit. Huge. What are the bloody chances? We just did this song for Friday Oaky last week. And when we did it, Brie and I both remarked at what a great song it is. It's a timeless classic.

You like that one, Dave? Yeah, the banger. Look at me, Brie. Don't vote. Don't vote. Just look at my eyes. You've got to play this. We've got to do it, right?

Dave, it's all you Enjoy the ride back to Fielding You've won birthday banger Stay safe Dave No Stay alive Dave Stay alive I love that

And that's why I love this feature Birthday banger today It's from the Bee Gees It's staying alive It just makes me feel so good, that song. Right? You don't realise how many amazing hits the Bee Gees had. How good's this version, too?

Someone texted and said, Absolute banger, this song makes you feel a million bucks. Good choice. I agree. You know that song, Emotion? Destiny's Child. Emotion Emotion? Destiny's Child. Emotion. Yeah.

Destiny's Child redid it in 2001. Yes. That was a BG's original. Yeah. Great song. This is interesting. A lady who is a customer support manager for a dating app that she can't name for legal reasons has released a list of the top three red flags when it comes to men's online dating profiles,

just men specifically. Okay. So I want to ask you and producer Anastasia, sorry, Ben, you're not swiping up any men, so you can't contribute. No, I think it's swiping right. Swiping, well, you know. Swiping up is a super like.

Don't do that either. Don't do that either. Don't do that. That's a red flag. Bree and Anastasia, give me a red flag. I'll see if it's in the top three. We'll start with you, Bree. If their first picture is of them and another girl. Because usually they're looking for someone to join the fun.

It's true. No, fun. It's true. No, no. It is true. So many of those. It's a good red flag, not in the top three. Anastasia, what's a big red flag on the dating apps when it comes to men? A shirtless gym selfie or like mirror selfie. Yeah.

Probably a bit self-obsessed. Yeah, good red flag. Yeah. Not in the top three. Okay. How is that not in the top three? Let me hit you with them. The first one, it is profile picture based.

If he has a car in his profile picture, in particular a fancy car. This expert who works for the dating app says eight out of ten times if he has a flash car in his profile picture, not his car. He's just flexing. Especially if they're sitting front and centre on the bonnet. Yes. Because if you had a nice car. You know the pose I'm talking about.

And it's the fisheye lens that looks like from a low angle. Low angle. Yes. Okay, so that's one of the top three red flags on the dating apps. Another one. This one's really interesting. Mum stuff. If his bio references his mum, for example,

my mother is my word, this expert says it either means he's going to ghost you or he's going to propose to you within a month. There's no in between. Really? Did you guys put like your mum will love me, like I'm good with mum? No, not your mum.

Not your mum. love me, like I'm good with mum. Nah, not your mum. Yeah. Not your mum. His mum specifically. I don't love that chat. Yeah, it's gross. If my mum will actually love you, you won't boast about her loving you. Yeah, you'll be trying to get away from her. No, but you know what I mean?

What? Just kidding. I don't get it. The last red flag when dating, looking for men on the dating apps. This is not my opinion. This is from someone who works in customer service at one of the big dating apps. If he calls himself an entrepreneur. Oh, so many of those guys. If he calls himself an entrepreneur,

even more if he calls himself a writer or a musician, it means he has no money and you're going to be paying for dinner. No job. Entrepreneur. But it's so fun to say. It is. Entrepreneur. I live in my mum's granny flat.

Entrepreneur. Entrepreneur. I cannot. Brianne Clint. I want to talk Who's the worst drivers For a second Out of Out of all the different Types of cars you see on the road

Because a survey's been done Where they've asked 4,000 people Who they thought were the worst drivers On the road Based on the type of vehicle Like the brand of car. Producers, I want to get your take on this as well. Should we do the top five?

Go on then. Let's do the top five. Coming in at fifth was Ford owners who received 4.2%. The ranger drivers out there. The boat. Anyone in a ranger, fifth worst drivers. Okay, interesting. Coming in at number four was people who drive Range Rovers.

People considered them the fourth worst drivers on the road. Really? Yes. I consider them some of the richest people in the world. Those things cost so much money. Yeah. Yeah. The fourth worst drivers.

Coming in at number three for the worst drivers on the road were people who drive white vans. So that's all plumbers, all sparkies. Any type of van, but just a white van. Yeah, got it. I want to go around the room. What do we think came in at number one and two? I think BMW drivers are in the number one spot. I'm going to put my own money on that.

Okay, number one spot, BMW drivers. I would have said Mercedes. Mercedes drivers up there? Yeah, I don't know many cars, which I'll say Subaru. Ben drives a Subaru. I love that you're not into cars. I think it's so cute, Ben. Silver cars.

But why would you pick your own car? He's admitting he's a bad driver. Why would you pick your own car? He's not into cars because he doesn't know how to drive them. Coming in at number one for who people thought were the worst drivers on the road, BMW drivers. Yeah. Follow the road. BMW drivers. Yeah. Followed closely by Audi drivers.

No, piss off. It's a regular. No, it's not. It's actually not. Bree and Clint. You ready to do some more would you rathers? Yeah, go on. These are good.

Would you rather travel the world for a year on a shoestring budget or stay in one country for a year but live in luxury i don't like to move around a lot but it's only for a year it's like an oe so your oe is paid for but you're backpacking your way around work for the company that's selling these trips no no probably the shoe shoe string budget? Because then you can see more Do more Nah luxury for me Because I can pay for a shoestring world tour

I have a shoestring budget What country would you go to? Italy Yeah I'd be in Italy Living luxury in Italy Yeah but Italy's not that big What? You'd want to

Like the country isn't that big Don't care I'll stay in You're like I don't care As long't that big Don't care I'll stay in You're like I don't care As long as there's pasta and pizza I'll stay in Yeah

Fine Would you rather This is a good one Would you rather live Until you're 200 But you look like you are 200 The whole time Or

You But you're healthy So you look 200 When you're 18 You look 200 So Benjamin Button No No You look 200 When you're 18 you look 200 So Benjamin Button No, you look 200 the whole time When you're born you look 200

When you die you look 200 But you're healthy Or would you rather look like you are 25 All the way until you die at 65 25 Really? You don't want to live for 200 years? Not really

Really? Not really Okay Because then everyone you would know and love would die Oh you got a really good point there You know? Or your kids would die True

I would have such a good 65 years If I looked 25 the whole time I'd have such a good 65 years That's even if you could get someone Because you'd look like a crusty old mummy at 200 can you imagine what you look like what does a person look like someone would go is that a person or is that a bunch of old raisins like what is that okay yeah i agree with you move on from that one would you rather be would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid okay so wait let's break this down reverse centaur so

that means horse upper body horse upper body so does that mean i've got a horse head horse head and horse legs for arms okay and a horse torso a horse oh or what do i have human legs human legs yeah i don't feel like human legs couldn't support a horse It would, in this hypothetical it would Or reverse mermaid, so human legs, top half fish That's the real unsexy reversal of mermaids no one thinks about It's the real unsexy version I'm going reverse centaur

I'm going reverse centaur because I feel like a horse is sexier than a fish. And less smelly Yeah, and big tongue We agree on these. This is good. Would you rather only to be able to use a fork, no spoon, or only be able to use a spoon, no fork? I do love a spoon. So when you're having steak, you have to use a spoon.

Spoon. When you're having spaghetti, you have to have a spoon. Oh, see, that's quite an issue. But can you imagine trying to eat soup with a fork? i could live the rest of my life happily never eating soup again i could so so what about cereal um i don't eat cereal uh what about what else is there that you can't eat with a fork no i've made my decision let's move on okay would you rather every shirt you wear be kind of itchy or only be able to use one ply toilet paper oh and you can't fold the toilet paper oh that's terrible i hate an itchy shirt

though yeah well like you know when in winter time you wear the jackets and the collar gets real itchy yeah yeah yeah oh i'd probably go, I mean. I'm going toilet paper. One ply toilet paper. Yeah. Because it doesn't affect you 24-7 like a shirt would. This is the last one in our would you rathers for the day. Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night? Oh, that sounds awesome.

Or sweat maple syrup? Oh, spaghetti hair. Same. Yeah. Same. Because maple syrup, too sticky. You can put a hat on with spaghetti hair. Same. Yeah. Same. It's maple syrup, too sticky. You can put a hat on with spaghetti hair.

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