ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd June 2023

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday. Happy Friday, y'all. God, it's been a weird week, hasn't it? The entire world has been obsessed with that submarine. It has just captivated the whole entire world. The entire world. The story has just been... It's been bigger than anything. Like,

everyone is talking about it around the globe. And if you missed it, the worst news today, they found out that, well, they found the wreckage of, well, debris is what they said, and so they believe the submarine imploded or exploded. Yeah. The only upside of that is that it would have happened fast you know i it's such a sad story um but yeah i hope that

they didn't even realize and it was super quick you know i'd much rather go that way than sit in that submarine for 96 hours just panicking oh my god my God. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's horrible, though. It's absolutely horrible. I reckon any submarine companies out there are going to see her. No one's going on a submarine anytime soon, are they? No way. No. No way in the world.

I never was. I never was. No, I'm not the targeted demographic because I am not going near a submarine. Hey, today on the show, your chance to play the One Second Song Challenge and win some KFC chicken dollars. Also, it's a Friday, which means Friday-oke is back. Today, for Friday-oke, we'll be doing a karaoke classic. I actually enjoyed singing this.

Me too. One of my favourite songs of all time. And Amy Winehouse does it so well. Feel free to drop an early prediction on who you think is going to do a better Amy Winehouse. Brie or Clint, you can text that to 9696. But first we'll kick off the show with Tradie vs Lady. Last game of the week, $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want to play, you can call now 0800 DIAL ZM.

We'll see who can take it out. Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Was my mic off? I turned them both off because Ross was mucking around

and then I forgot to turn them back on. He was talking about industry secrets. So you had to turn our mics off. No, he was talking about Taylor Swift again. The man has not shut up about Taylor Swift for a month. No, don't come in here. No, no, no, no. No, don't come in here.

Now you've set him off. What do we want to talk about? What records she's breaking? No. Who she is? Jesus? Oh, my God. Gay Jesus. We won't play

Tradiverse Lady. Is that okay? There's Taylor Swift questions in it. Ross, there's Taylor Swift merchandise out at reception. Quick! First in best dress. There he goes. He's off. I've never seen that man move that quick. Here we go. Your chance to play Tradiverse Lady. 50 games to the Tradies.

56 games to the ladies. Our lady is calling us from Lower Hutt. She is 38, and she only has half a bum crack. Welcome to the show, Kelly. Kelly, you could have my favourite fun fact ever, maybe. Tell us, what's the deal? I hate that's the only thing I could come up with. I had an abscess on my tailbone like 20 years ago.

No! It got so infected that they just had to like slice me open. Wow. And sew me back up and now I have like a Harry Potter lightning bolt. Wow. That's a bit cool. Did they have to amputate half your bum crack? Well, no, but I have a very flat bum now.

Yeah, wow. Yeah, right. I'd rather half a bum crack than a really long bum crack. Absolutely. Yeah, one of my friends, this guy I knew, had a real high bum crack. And even when his pants were real high, you could still see his bum crack. John Lennon from the Beatles had an

extremely long bum crack. Did he? There you go. No Beatles crack. No Beatles crack. Not Beatles. You're taking on our tradie. He's 31. He's from Taranaki. And this is his third crack at tradie versus lady. He's got one win and one loss. So this game, Cole, will be the decider for you. This will decide whether you're a two-time champion or a two-time loser.

Yes. Oh, it's make or break for you today, Cole. So good luck to both parties. Cole, your buzzer is tradie. Kelly, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. What is the largest cat in the big cat family? Is it a lion, a tiger, or a leopard? Lady. Yes, Kelly. Lion? No. That's incorrect.

Cole? Tiger or leopard? Tiger. Yeah. It is the Siberian tiger. Apparently, they weigh around 660 pounds. Oh, yeah? Ken, weigh up to that.

One to the tradies. Question number two. What slang term from Marijuana is also the name of a style of women's shoes from Steve Madden. Ooh. Might have saw these on the Wolf of Wall Street movie. Yeah. A slang term. I'd buzz in and just pick a slang term you know for marijuana.

No one. I'm looking for Mary Jane. Mary Jane. Mary Jane's from Steve Madden, very famous shoe. No points there for anyone. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady.

Cole, you're in. Call Me maybe. Yes. Who's it by? Kelly Rae Jepsen. Kelly Rae Jepsen's correct. That is correct. Two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Kelly, to stay in it. Question number four. Pharrell is the new creative director of Louis Vuitton and held his first runway show this week. What was the name of Pharrell's band? Was it the Martians, the Mercurys or the Neptunes? The Lady. Yes, Kelly.

I don't know. The Neptunes? Yes. Yes, Kelly. Well done, Kelly. Worth a guess. We like that type of play. That's one to the ladies, two to the tradies.

Question number five. Name the popular dating app that requires women to make the first move. Lady? Yes, Kelly. The Hinge? No. No.

Cole? Tinder? No idea. We were looking for Bumble. Bumble. That was their thing that set them apart. Question number six.

In 1893, New Zealand was the world's first nation to pass what suffrage-related... Yes, Kelly? No, shit. I mean, crap. Was it ladies to vote for? Yes, it was. Kelly, that was amazing.

We are all tied up. What a game. This is for the win. Here we go. Question number seven. Who had the hit song in the year 2000, Oops, I Did It Again? Lady. Kelly.

Britney Spears. She's got it. She's a lady. She's a lady. Oh, that was great. Oh, she's a lady. Great game from both camps. Hey, well done, Kelly. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. You get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC.

Thanks. You came back from nothing, Kelly. Cole, you'll have to play a fourth time, okay, mate? Call again. Sounds good. Bree and Clint. Next week, we kick off Bree's quest to earn honorary Kiwi citizenship. Bree Thomasel.

Honorary Kiwi. To get that and the fun party at the end of the week at Auckland's Lula Inn down in the viaduct where you'll be presented with your citizenship, you must first complete four challenges. Yeah, obviously, I need to work for it. And look, with the challenges you've picked, I'm definitely going to have to work my tush off. All of them have a Kiwi tie-in. Yes.

They're Kiwi challenges. You need to sing the New Zealand national anthem at New Zealand's national stadium, Eden Park. Which I'm so terrified of. You have to bungee jump off the Auckland Harbour Bridge, an adventure activity that was invented by a New Zealander, AJ Hackett. Terrifying, yep.

Also terrifying. You need to climb New Zealand's tallest building, the Sky Tower. Another one of my most terrifying feats. And then you have to defend a goal against a football fern, a New Zealand representative football player. That one I'm just going to look really, really awkward. Are you ready to find out which challenge you'll be taking on first on Monday?

I hope it's not the anthem. You hope it's not the anthem? Yeah. Okay, well, here it is. This is what we're doing on Monday. No, not that one. This is what you're doing on Monday. I hope you haven't been skipping Lake Day, Bree.

Challenge one is a 1,267-stair climb of the Auckland Sky Tower. That was my other one. Reach for the stars. That was my other one. Reach for the stars. That was my other one I didn't want to do. It's a Monday. We'll get the hard one out of the way first, okay? I mean, that is a good way of looking at it. Monday morning before the show,

you will meet me at the Sky Tower in Auckland City. How long are you giving me? Because obviously we need time to... So that's a really good point. We did a site recce today where producer Claudia actually met the person responsible for maintaining the inner workings of the Sky Tower.

That's a big job. Kind of like the Sky Tower caretaker. Yeah. And he said he climbs the Sky Tower up and down every single day. No he does not. Are you joking? Did he look fit? Yeah, he was fit. Don't tell me that. You're meant to say nah.

Nah, nah, nah. He looked like a normal guy. Claude said he was an older gentleman though. Yeah, he's older. And he said he does it every day in 23 minutes? Yep, 23 minutes. Get off the grass. He said that's the average.

He's done better. That's the average. For him. Oh, get off the grass. Get off of it. I reckon we give her half an hour. Yeah, that's fair. Half an hour to get to the top of the Sky Tower.

What if I don't do it in half an hour? You will. No party for you. No party. That's so harsh. I think if I don't do it in half an hour, if I never give up, it should still be a tick. Yeah, I agree.

But I'll try. If you get to the top, if you get to the top. That's a tick? That's a tick. If you do it in under half an hour, I'll be really impressed. I'll try and do it in. No, I'm not But I'll try. If you get to the top, if you get to the top. That's a tick? That's a tick. If you do it in under half an hour, I'll be really impressed. I'll try and do it in, oh my, no, I'm not even going to say that. If you take longer than two hours, you'll have to take a photo of you up the top because I'm not waiting any longer for you to get up there.

You guys need to provide a sick bag. No, you think I'm joking. I'm not joking. Provide a sick bag and what else? And an asthma inhaler. Tune in Monday and hear how Brie Thomasale goes on her quest to earn honorary Kiwi citizenship. And join us at Lula Inn on Friday. We'll be broadcasting live from three o'clock.

You can come down and celebrate five years of the Brie and Clint show with us. Are we putting on any drinks? There'll be a few drinks put on, absolutely. Yes, come down for some Friday drinks. Brie and Clint. any drinks? There'll be a few drinks put on, absolutely. Yes, come down for some Friday drinks. I found out such a mind-blowing fact the other day and it's not often that you hear something especially as you get older and you're

like, whoa, I never even thought about that. Yeah, okay. And this one blew my mind. So this rocked you. It rocked me. Okay, so what's the topic? The topic is hair colour. Okay. So I want to talk about hair colour. We've discussed and I mean people talk a lot about eye colour and what's the most common and what's the least common. We've talked about that a heap. Yeah. But have you ever

thought about it when it comes to hair? No. It's quite interesting. I think a bit about hair because there is the ginger gene is in my family but it didn't get me and is in my family but it didn't get me and it got my brother and it didn't get my next brother and it did get my sister. What do you mean? It didn't get my mum but it did get her sister and it didn't

get her brother but then it kind of got the last brother. Well, natural redheads are the rarest hair colour in the world. Yes, it's a recessive gene, right? It is, and they think that it will actually eventually die out. Right. As time goes on.

Yeah. Naturally. Unless gingers enter a selective breeding process and mate with each other. Yeah. Intentionally, right? In captivity. You were talking. Yeah. Which I think would right? In captivity. You were talking.

Yeah. Which I think would be really sad. Me too. Because I think red hair is one of the most beautiful hair colours. Me too. Yeah. So beautiful. But apparently.

Anything that stands out. Anything that stands out is amazing. But apparently one to two percent of people. Is that it? In the world have red hair. Is that it? Yeah. And I've got two in my sibling group red hair. Is that it? Yeah. And I've got two in my sibling group.

50% of my siblings. Yep. Wow. Yeah, it's that rare. And my moustache. And your moustache, yes. I don't want to know about other things. Let's talk about the most common.

What do you think is the most common hair colour in the world? It'll be the one that I have, the one that you have, the one that Claudia has, and the one that Ella has when she doesn't have her hair dyed. Mousy brown. Incorrect. Really? Incorrect. I'll be black. Black hair is by far the most common natural

hair colour in the world. Around 75 to 85% of people have some sort of shade of black hair. Stupid of me. I didn't even think about that. So 75% to 85%. When it comes to brown hair, only around 11% of the global population have brown hair. Yeah, right.

Like some sort of shade of brown hair. But all of this stuff wasn't the fact that blew my mind. This is the fact that blew my mind. Okay. What percentage of the world population do you think has naturally blonde hair? So it's more than the gingers, which is 1% to 2%. Is that right? I'm not telling you anything.

Well, you have because you said that's the rarest. So it's more than that. 5%. Only 2% of the world's entire population is naturally blonde. Only 2%? Only 2%. So just above red hair. Does that not blow your freaking mind? It's on par with red hair.

And yet blonde hair isn't seen as that rare. No. It would be in some countries. It would be in like Asian countries. So obviously it doesn't appear to be that rare because so many people obviously dye their hair blonde. But they're not natural blondes is what I'm saying. Yeah, right.

Do you know, according to this study that I'm reading, it could be right or it could be wrong, the UK has one of the highest rates of naturally blonde hair in the world. The UK does? Yeah. I thought they were a colony of mousy browns like us. Wild, hey? Wow, you really rocked me there.

Bree and Clint. Possibly most exclusive piece of Beyonce memorabilia on the market, currently for sale. And you correctly picked it, Brie. It is Beyoncé's bidet. This got so much media attention when, I mean, years ago this came out that they had a bidet. Did they have matching bidets here in Jay-Z?

Not sure. This particular bidet has come out of a house that they have been renting for a long time. Because you know how they just moved into that mega mansion in Jay-Z? Not sure. This particular bidet has come out of a house that they have been renting for a long time. Because you know how they just moved into that mega mansion in Malibu? Yes. While they were looking for that house, they were renting a place that had seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. Wonder how much their bond was.

Wouldn't you love to know? Would have been a nightmare. There's a place called Eric's Architectural Salvage in Los Angeles, and they specialise in saving items from Hollywood's rich and famous houses when they get renovated. Is this a bit creepy that they've moved out of this rental property and now they're pulling the bidet out to sell it? Yes, it is.

That's what it is, eh? Yes, it is. But, I mean, having a bidet is one thing. Having Beyonce's bidet is another thing. Sitting on Beyonce's bidet while listening to Beyonce's album B-Day, that's a whole other thing altogether. Mate, I would be living my best life if I was cleaning my bay hole with her bidet.

Your bay hole. Oh, shit. If you want to buy it, I don't know how much brand new bidets cost. Yeah, how much are they? I don't know. You've got one in your house, don't you? Like an old one. Or is it a new one?

Well, no, it's just, I don't know, it's not vintage. Imagine a vintage bidet. I've never used it. I've never used it. You didn't put it in there. No. No, I didn't install it. For T's and Z's, you bought it with the bidet in there.

I'm not a bidet guy. No. I imagine they cost a little bit to buy and install. Yeah. So this Beyonce one doesn't seem that expensive. You can have the bidet that Beyonce cleaned her bottom with, reportedly, presumably, and Jay-Z, but let's not think about Jay-Z's bottom.

Let's just focus on Beyonce's. Is that a weird thing to say? Karen bid $3,940. Oh, yeah? For a piece of memorabilia? I don't know how you're going to get it from Los Angeles to, I don't know if New Zealand Post or YouShop will send you Beyonce's bidet. And it seems a bit steep for a secondhand bidet.

No, it's not a secondhand bidet. It's Beyonce's bidet. Beyonce's secondhand bidet. No, you're framing it wrong. Well, you can't buy Beyonce's first-hand bidet because then she's never used it. There's no value in that unless she goes into the bidet. Beyonce's second-hand bidet. No, you're framing it wrong. Well, you can't buy Beyonce's first-hand bidet because then she's never used it. There's no value in that unless she goes into the bidet business. I love that she's that famous that when she uses the bidet,

it becomes more expensive. Like if you and I used it, yeah, that's real power. If we used it, it would go down in value. Exactly. This story's so funny. A contestant on the game show The Price is Right is making headlines around the world today after he injured himself during a celebration

after winning a game. I saw the video of this guy. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. He's like double fist pumping, eh? Yeah, he's like... He's giving it both. He's going...

He's like Pauly D on Jersey Shore. He's giving double fist pumps. Yeah, he's like Muhammad Ali in the air. He's like going nuts. And anyway, turns out during that celebration where he's like punching the air like a maniac, he's dislocated his shoulder. Yeah.

Like fully dislocated his shoulder so bad that he had to come back for the next round and his wife had to come down from the audience and spin the wheel. This isn't some 80-year-old frail old man, by the way. No, it's like some 30-year-old dude. He's just 30, some dad. It doesn't show the moment that his arm comes out of the socket,

but they come back from an ad break and he's standing, one of his arms is like completely limp by his side. The poor guy. They clearly didn't put it back in. They're like, okay, we've got to finish filming this. We've only got the studio for a certain amount of hours. Powerball's coming in here after. Suck it up and we'll spin the wheel and then we'll get you to a doctor.

Yeah. I read into the article and it talked about other people that had injured themselves on the prices, right? There's this horrible video of this woman who's just standing, like taking part in one of these games and she rolls her ankle so bad

that she snapped her Achilles tendon. Oh, not funny. Not funny. I wonder what injuries Di Henwood saw when he was hosting Family Feud. You reckon he saw any? Surely. He did so many seasons of that. People hit the buzzer too hard.

Something. You know? I don't know. Or people trip. Yeah. Have you dislocated anything? I can dislocate my shoulder on cue. Can you?

Yeah. Have you never seen that? No. Should I do it? Roll cameras. Ella, can we roll cameras on this cue. Can you? Yeah. Have you never seen that? No. Should I do it? Roll cameras. Ella, can we roll cameras on this? We need to see this. I used to do it all the time, like as a party trick, and then it hurt quite a lot, so I retired it,

but I'll do it for you this one time. Thank you. We appreciate that. Okay, and we'll give you live feedback too. I've got the producers on here. Let's get live reaction to Bree's shoulder coming out. Wait, wait, wait. Are you ready?

Is that not it? Is that not it? Are you ready? I'll put it back in. What? That's messed up, eh? Ella couldn't look. Oh, look.

She's not looking. Take it out. Take it out again. Ella. Take it out. No, take it out. It's back in. It's back in.

Ella, it's back in. It's back in, Ella, it's back in. It's back in, Ella. She's refusing to look. Oh, that one hurt. That was a clunk. I dislocated my finger playing rugby and it's still crooked. Very crooked. Because you didn't wear your cast.

Yeah, I didn't go to hand therapy. No. Yeah, dislocating fingers is a, like, they can really look deformed, can't they? I look like that hand off Scary Movie. Here, take my strong hand. Jesus. When he's fingering the pecan pie. No, we know, we know the scene.

You didn't have to go into it. We know. Well, I am that guy. It's not like it was the most niche scene. Like, everyone knows that scene. Also, fun fact it was the most niche scene. Like, everyone knows that scene. Also, fun fact, that's my wedding finger, my ring finger. So on my wedding day, my bride

had to slide my wedding ring onto this. Yeah, made us... It took me so aside to do everything I could to not do that voice at the altar. It made her second guess whether she wanted to put it on your finger. Here, take my wedding hand. She's like, I think I've made a mistake.

I thought we could ask people because, I mean. Ella's left, by the way. She's out. It was too gruesome. She can't handle this. Too bad. Not good. Not good.

Just a dislocation. It's not even blood or broken bones. No, and I put it back in. I couldn't put it back in. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what have you dislocated? Yeah. And I kind of want the more unusual dislocations.

Not a knee or a shoulder. Like knees, shoulders, pretty standard. Yeah. But like I'm talking elbows, wrists. Did you dislocate something that prior to dislocating it you didn't know was dislocatable? Yeah, your jaw. Your jaw is a good one? Yeah.

How'd you dislocate it? Yeah, what were you doing? How'd you dislocate your jaw? What were you up to? Eating a really big apple. Yep, that'll do it. Brie and Clint. Some of these stories are hard to read on the text machine. We're talking dislocations and I know these are hard to listen to for somebody.

I thought maybe for representation, we could have Ella on during this break, just have her on to live react to these stories that come through, because she's not handling these well at all. Ella, are you willing to do that for us? Are you willing to? Listen to this one, Ella. This is a text that's come through.

My husband dislocated his collarbone from his sternum. She's taking the headphones off. He was under a car doing repairs and the jack slipped, squashing his shoulders together and it popped out. He's okay, by the way, they said. Wait, squashed his shoulders together, so

he was on his side. Obviously. He came down on him on his side. Squished him. Oh, he's lucky. Oh, my God, he's so lucky. And his collarbones popped off. Ella has... She's out. No, she's not willing to live react for us.

Someone said on the text machine, I dislocated five teeth. I don't think you did. Does that mean they got five teeth pulled out? Justin's here. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Justin. Hello.

Hey, what did you dislocate? Phone line? I think we're disconnected. It's something we are. Okay, Justin, let's go to anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, guys.

We've heard you have a ripping story of dislocation, Anonymous. It's a pretty good one. What did you do? So I used to ride horses a lot, and because of that, I injured my hip. Okay. Oh, no. So every now and then, my right hip will dislocate itself. And the first time I ever did that in front of someone else

happened to be the first time I was physical with my... Oh, no, anonymous! No! Oh, no! Your hip pops out when your hips are doing the hip grooving buddy... Is it noticeable anonymous where you had to address it? We stopped, popped it back in, and resumed.

Wait, what did you pop back in? Well done. Well done. That is dedication. Anonymous, I like you. That's a great story. This question is definitely too far, but I'm just going to ask it. Does it pop out when the physical activity is particularly good?

Like, is that an indication that things are going well in the bedroom? I mean, it's always pretty good. Oh, anonymous, bless your heart. I don't know what to say for my side. Bless your heart. I imagine you'd rather it not pop out ever. Like, you know, especially during that time. Get a special belt that you wear during it so you keep your bloody hip in.

Is that the same? Is that like on the same level as when you're first, you know, indoor gardening with someone? And, you know, when stuff is happening and sometimes just with the way bodies are situated, you sometimes make, and if you're skin on skin and you make that funny fart noise. Oh, I like that.

You know, like. Yeah. Hey, I just remembered. Do you address that when it happens or what do you do? You have a little laugh and carry on. No, but what if it's the first time? Like it's awkward when it's the first time. You've got to laugh about it.

I just remembered. Didn't former producer of this show, Ellie Harwood, put her back out in that same situation? Yeah, she injured her back real bad. During that? I don't know if that was for radio, that story. She told it. I don't know if it was. Oh, okay.

That wasn't an Ellie story. That was a story about Ben. Let's talk to Sabrina. Hi, Sabrina. Hi, Sabrina. Hi. Tell us, Sabrina, what did you dislocate? Oh, well, at my wedding ceremony,

my husband dislocated my finger when he was putting the ring on. Your... And I'm not even joking. How did he manage that? I think it was nerves. I think it was nerves. And then my finger just slipped, and then all of a sudden it was sideways.

Did you scream? Did you scream at the altar? It was very painful. Oh, my God. I don't think it could get worse. I used to... Was that like an omen for how the marriage was going to go or are you guys fine?

No, the swelling went down and so did the sort of arguments and things from that. Sabrina, can I ask, after he dislocated your finger trying to put the ring on it, did he also put it back in for you? What happened? No, I think I, like, put it back in. I don't really remember. Did you have to go to A&E on your wedding day?

No, I went the day after because it was so swollen. Oh, you're a bloody good sheila, aren't you? You're just like, it's okay, it's okay, hubby, I'll just pop it back in. Carry on. Put your hand in the champagne bucket. You're like, I've waited too many years for this. Hey, thanks, Sabrina.

There you go. Those were pretty good, those stories. They were unusual. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

Oh, one second. That's where we go head-to-head guessing songs really, really, really, really, really, really quickly. Or as fast as we can. Just as fast as possible. Yeah. ASAP. Well, we should call it ASAP. ASAP.

ASAP song game. I think we'll just stick with the name. Okay, good idea. Leroy's called up to play with us. Kia ora, Leroy. Kia ora, Leroy. G'day, guys. How's it going?

Good, thank you. You're on my team this afternoon. You and I will work together to win you some KFC chicken dollars, okay? Woo-hoo, let's do it. Okay, cool. And that means, Bridget, okay? Woo-hoo, let's do it. Okay, cool. And that means, Bridget, you're on my team, my friend. Hello. The Double Bs, or as I like to call us.

Yeah, I'm going for that, actually. The Double Ds. Why Double Ds? Because it's domination time, my friend. That'd be DT. Oh. Domination doim. ASAP guessing song quickly.

Fair enough. Claudia runs the game. Hi, Claudia. Off the rails. Hello. Hi, Claude. What's our theme this week? So, since we're doing Brie Thomasel Honorary Kiwi,

which is celebrating Brie being in New Zealand for five years, these songs were all number one at some point in the year that you arrived in New Zealand. So 2018. 2018. Okay, interesting. 2018. Ooh, that takes me back. Is Chris Brown and Lil Dicky one of them?

It almost was. Freaky Friday? Please, no. Remember ZM was playing nothing but Chris Brown Freaky Friday when we first started? Yes. How could I forget? It's the only song we played pretty much. You guys should crush this game.

So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to tell me the artist's name and the name of the song. Easy as that. Got it. Okay. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Ready. You just need to buzz in with your name.

Let's do the first one. Brie. Brie. Oh. Oh, no. She hasn't got it. Remember the way you told me. This is what she does

She buzzes in Hey I'm trying to sing it Yeah and I'm trying to put you off Because you should have known Before you buzzed in And you know me Come on Three

Two One Is it One Republic? No Clint have you got a kiss? Five Sauce Youngblood Yeah I ended up I ended up getting a full performance of it Clint, have you got a kiss? Five sauce, young blood. Yeah, one more, bud.

I ended up getting a full performance of it. Sorry, Bridget. It's like the same thing. You're going to have to hold up the team here, my friend. I'll try my best. Okay, well, that's one point to Team Clint. So, Leroy and Bridget, this one is for you guys. Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me this song. Leroy. Oh, song. Leroy.

Oh, yeah, Leroy. Is it George Ezra, like Alligator? Yeah, what is it? You're so close. Is it Footed Piece? No, it's not. Go, Bridget, steal it. Yeah, it's shock.

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun. Feeling like a someone. I'm with Leroy. Choc. I'm with Leroy. I would have called it Homegrown Alligator as well. Homegrown Alligator, see you later. So close. Okay, one all? Yeah, all tied up. Nice work, Bridget.

Here you go. Clint. Maroon 5 and Cardi B, Girls Like You. Bonus points. I didn't even have a chance in that one, Bridget. It's up to you. How could you forget the iconic combo of Maroon 5 and Cardi B? I mean, it was pretty big. It was pretty big.

Came out of nowhere, but it really worked. Okay, so that's two points for Team Clint and one point for Team Brie. Let's do it, Leroy. You got this. Leroy and Bridget, buzz in if you know this song. Leroy. Yes, Leroy. Yes, Leroy.

Ariana Grande, Seven Rings. Come on, Bridget, steal it. Bridget. Yes, Bridget. No, no, no. Oh, Bridget. steal it. Bridget. Yes, Bridget. Bridget. You bloody legend. My boy Leroy gets my hopes up.

Sorry, I'm so excited. Leroy, you're so close. Hey, Leroy, you can take solace in the fact that you're better than me. So this is tie-breaking now, right? This means we're all in? Yeah, everyone can buzz in for this one. So whoever's name I hear first, I will take an answer from. Here you go.

Bree. That is... No, it was me. It was me. It was me. It was me. I'm pretty sure it was me. I'm pretty sure it was me.

I don't know who it was. It's Childish Gambino. This is America. We got it, Bridget! I love it. I love it. Leroy was robbed. Leroy was robbed. Yeah, Leroy was robbed.

Well, get a replay. Do you think it was... I actually thought it was me. I thought it was you as well, but now I'm really doubting myself. I'm doubting it now too, and I don't want to cheat Leroy out of a prize, but I'm also stoked for you, Bridget. Let's give them both KFC chicken and a leg. Yeah, why not? Everyone gets KFC.

Brie and Clint. Yeah, well done. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. It's Flo Rida and Will.i.am. It's in the ear for Friday Jams. Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint. Friday Jams. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.

We're currently live streaming to TikTok. If you want to see Friday Okie in real life, jump on the Bree and Clint TikTok page right now. You can see what's happening in studio. You just want to see awkward millennials on TikTok. That's us. That's us. That is us. A year.

A year. Oh, my God. I actually did that trend. Of course you did. Hey, this is the segment where each week we go head-to-head singing a different song. We do the best that we can with this in a limited time frame. We get 15 minutes with a sound technician.

Yes. Who makes us sound as good as possible. And he does a fantastic job, but sometimes, you know, the turd can only be polished so much. This week, our expert soundie, Sam, had to do it from home, which adds a layer of difficulty as well. Makes it even harder. But the song he took on for us was Amy Winehouse Valerie. One of my favourite songs of all time. Yeah. It's got good vibes. It's a Mark Ronson tune.

Which one of us did a better Amy Winehouse? You guys are going to get to judge this. Once you have heard both, we're going to take five calls to decide the winner of Friday Oki. I chose the song, which means I go first. All right, wish me luck. Good luck. Thank you. But not too much luck.

We're in Clint. You're on ZM. Well, sometimes I go out by myself And I look across the water And I think of all the things of what you're doing in my head I paint a picture oh dark

oh dark since I've come on home well my body's been a mess and I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress Won't you come on over, stop making a fool out of me Why don't you come on over, Valerie

Oh, Jesus Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie I don't want to talk about it. I have to ask. I don't want to talk about it.

I have to ask. I don't want to talk about it. Why'd you go so low? It's my range. It's not your range? It's my range. It's not your range. It's my range. It's not your range. Where was I meant to go?

Just in your normal singing voice. Wait, what is my normal singing voice? Oh, Jesus. I haven't heard mine yet, okay? I haven't heard mine yet. I just gave myself the ick. I've got the ick. It might, it might.

We're not looking for, look, we're not looking for who was. Someone said, sorry guys, Valerie's staying in tonight. You know what? Fair enough. Sorry, Valerie can't come to the phone right now. If, to be honest, if I was Valerie, after that I'd take out an AVO. You don't know where it sits until you've heard both, okay? So here it is.

Oh, shit. This is my Amy Winehouse. Good luck. Okay, thank you very much. Well, sometimes I go out by myself And I look across the water And I think of all the things of what you're doing, and in my head

I make a picture But since I've come on home, well my body's been a mess, and I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress Won't you come on over Stop making a fool out of me

Why don't you come on over Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie Valerie. Valerie. A few bum notes, but you know. I don't think we need to take votes this week. I think it's a clear winner, and that person is not me.

You don't know what the results are going to be. This is an unpredictable game. I'm giving you the win. Someone's just texted and they said just the standard Clint taking a poo voice again. Someone said Clint is less ick. Yes, I agree.

I gave myself the ick. I don't even want to be with me. I don't even want to be around me right now. I love that it's not not ick though. It's just less ick. Still ick. Yeah. Like Iick. Yeah. Like, I think yours sounded even better than probably what it was because it went after mine.

Like, anything was... Good by comparison. Anything was going to be good. You don't know. You don't know, okay? Some teaks coming in butchered. Please stop. Worst one yet.

I think that was about mine. Oh, okay. Yeah, not yours. Well, let's find out, shall we? 0800 dials it in. We are looking for five people to decide the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon. I'm so embarrassed. That's probably one of my worst ones, I reckon.

And I was, like, I was quietly confident because I love this song. And now, I'm never going to be able to listen to it. Someone said, Amy Winehouse may rise from the dead after hearing that, guys. Come on. Yeah, it was that bad, I agree. Mine, not Clint's, mine.

Oh, $800 at him. We need five votes to decide the winner of Friday Okie. Someone said I nearly vombed listening to that. That's what we like to do on this show. Gutted. Bree and Clint. Friday Okie. Some'all heard. Bree and Clint. Friday O'Keefe. Some weeks are good.

Some weeks are hard. This week you chose Amy Winehouse. Regrets. And we did Amy Winehouse. Your Amy Winehouse Valerie sounded like this. Valerie.

Valerie. Not my best. A Miami Winehouse sounded like this. Valerie Valerie Someone who's listening to ZM at the gym just texted us and said, do you know how hard it is to do ab exercises

listening to that? Our deepest apologies. I'm sure you're referring to mine. Five votes is what is going to decide this. Let's bring Lauren on first. Kia ora, Lauren. G'day, Lauren. Hi. Hi. How are you, Lauren? I'm good and I would

have thought doing ab exercises would have made it a bit better. Like, the laughter would help. It'd be an ab workout. You're tightening your abs from laughing. You wouldn't even have to do crunches. You'd just get the benefit. Yeah, I agree.

Everyone did an ab exercise listening to that. I get it. Hey, what's your vote? Are you voting for Bree or Clint? I am voting for you, Clint. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I'm shocked, Lauren.

I'm shocked. Let's go to Kayla. Kayla sounds like a Bree voter to me. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Kayla. Any feedback for us this week? Yeah, well, I haven't heard driver's license, but I'm pretty sure that

this has got to be worse than driver's license, so I'm sorry because you're the clear winner. Kayla, you clearly haven't heard driver's license. Can I just check? You haven't heard Brie's performance of Driver's Licence, but have you heard the urban legend of Driver's Licence? No.

It follows me around like a ghost. Thank you, Kayla. Let's go to Kylie. Kia ora, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Kia ora, team. How are you going? I've been better, Kylie.

Brie needs a vote. I've been better Kylie Brie needs a vote I've been better She needs a vote So give us your feedback And then give us your vote On Friday Alright So I've just taken

My little dog Tiny little dog Five months old To the vet And he had to have Anti-nausea tablets And stuff Because he wasn't well

And the dog was asleep And then you were singing Brie and he wasn't asleep He looked up like What the Yes I'm sorry Clint You, you've got this. Thank you, Kylie.

You made my dog sad. I understand, Kylie, and I apologise. I will pay any other vet fees for the emotional trauma. Brie listening to her own one. I gave her a red hot crack, Kylie. Sometimes it doesn't work out. Brie looked like she needed an anti-nausea tablet while she was listening to her.

I needed to be put down, I think. We've got to go the whole way. Hinny, who are you voting for? Glenn. Okay, thank you. Okay, it's got to be a clean sweep. Serena, who are you voting for? Hi, it's Glenn.

Sorry, Brie. No, I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. Normally, I'm not a big drinker. But I am going to... You need a drink? I'm going to smash some at Friday Drinks tonight. That was one of my favourites.

That was so... Was it? Was it one of your favourites? Yeah, that was one of my favourites. Yeah, of course it was. I'll pay you 50 bucks if I'm allowed to play yours again. No, absolutely not. I'd rather no money than to have that ever played on radio again.

All right, let's do a birthday banger instead then. 0800 DIAL ZM, if you would like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday, we can work that out for you this afternoon. Well, something new to talk about in therapy next week. Which is good. You could sing about it. Too soon. It's too soon.

Yeah, too soon. Just like the submarine memes, too soon. Too soon. Bree and Clint. I reckon I'm listening to that song three times a day at the moment. Yeah, it's played a lot, eh? No, like me. Oh, you personally. Yeah. I'm listening to that song three times a day at the moment. Yeah, it's played a lot, eh? No, like me. Oh, you personally.

Yeah. I'm more a Kylie Minogue, pa-dum, pa-dum. That's good too, yeah. Kind of person. I still can't get the words right to that song. They're quite intricate. Every chorus is different. Can I just say, can I just say,

after the slaughter that just happened on Friday Oaky, the text that has come through on the text machine. Are you getting some love? Well, you tell me if you think this is love. Okay. Someone texts through, you know how you have a free pass for celebrities? Brie is my free pass, but today after hearing Valerie,

ooh, it's a shaky one now after that ick, might need to re-evaluate. I'm losing bloody three passes. Did you just ick somebody out of their hall pass? I yucked their yum. You were their yum. I yucked my yum. And you yucked it.

I gave myself the ick and I'm giving other people the ick. Well, we're not allowed to replay it, so if you want to hear it, I guess you'll have to get the Brian Clint podcast today. Nah, you don't. Brian Clint. Here we go. play it, so if you want to hear it, I guess you'll have to get the Brian Clint podcast today. Nah, you don't. Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Let's do something more positive, shall we?

This is a birthday banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday, and we're going to kick it off with Stan, this good Friday afternoon. Kia ora, Stan. Hello, Stan. Oh, good afternoon. How's your week been, Stan? Oh, you know, listen, one after the other, it's been okay. Oh, good, yeah, one foot in front of the other. Good man.

And you made it to Friday, Stan, so welcome. That's the bugger, thanks for that. That's the bugger. I like it, Stan. What's your birthday, mate? The 5th of the 8th, 1963. I heard the 5th of the 8th, 63. Okay, that means, Stan, you were 16 in 1979.

And on your 16th birthday, let me take you back because this was number one. Whoa, Stan. Beat, beat. Beat, beat, baby. Donna Summer, the absolute goat. Were you a disco fan, Stan? Still am, mate. Beat, beat, baby. Donna Summer, the absolute goat. Were you a disco fan, Stan? Still am, mate. Still am.

Disco Stan, that's what they call you, eh? Yeah, Stan the man. Stan the man. Disco never dies, Stan. Does not. Lives on. Iconic, Donna Summer's. Well done.

Let's do one for Lucy. Kia ora, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks, Lucy. Have you finished one for Lucy. Kia ora, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks, Lucy. Have you finished work for the week? Absolutely. Not that early.

How did you? Not that early. What time do you normally finish? At four o'clock, but I finished at three. We love to see it, Lucy. We love it. Lucy's been drinking. Of course.

Friday drinks started early. Lucy, what's your birthday? Asset's again, 94. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. I like to make myself believe This planet Earth turns

Absolute millennial anthem from Our City and Fireflies. Do you like it, Luce? No, not really. Not a fan. You either love or you hate that one, I think. I saw them live too. Did you? Terrible, eh?

Terrible. Terrible. It's just one guy. Our City's just one guy. No, Lucy, we want your honest opinion on this show. You got it. I love it. Okay, wait there.

Thank you. Let's do one for Greg. Kia ora, Greg. G'day, Greg. Yep. G'day, g'day. How you going, Greg? Yeah, all good.

Week's over, so good. Good man. What are you up to for the weekend, Greg? Any big plans? I've got a... My old rowing club is having a ball in Nartia. Wow! So, yeah, you're dusting off

the suit? It's an op shop ball so I'm just... Even better. Even better. In Nartia you'll have the Chiefs Super Rugby final on, won't you? I hope so. Either that or someone will have it on their phone. Someone will have it on their phone.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry to all of our Cantabrians listening, but up the Chiefs. Go the Chiefs. Chiefs money. Definitely. Good on you, Greg. Well, tell us your birthday and we'll do your birthday banger. Yeah, 10-10-84.

All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 10th of October 2000, this had a number one hit. Oh, Greg. Groove Jets. Sophie Ellis Baxter. Gotta be a winner in that one. That's such a tune. From the year 2000, that gets my vote. That's the

vibe I want for my Friday afternoon. I mean, I would vote Donna Summer, but I feel like I would be in so much trouble and I'd get an email about it. This is like the updated version of that Donna Summer song. Play the Donna Summer one just so I get a little bit of it. It's the same beat.

What are you saying, producer Ella? I would love you to pretty please play Fireflies by Our City. I pick Groove Jets so we can avoid that. Sorry, Ella. That was a diplomatic decision. It made my mind up. We had to do that, Lucy, so that we didn't play your birthday banger. We saved you.

We saved you, Lucy. Hey, Greg, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Sweet. Nice work, Greg. Have fun at the ball, mate. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM.

Bree and Clint This show is wasted on some people Wasted Wasted Producer Ella, our Gen Z producer just said this song is so old it sounds like it's coming from the grave This is a fantastic pop song

and you take it back Nah, I can see the dust coming off it. How dare you. Just because this song came out the year you were born does not mean you get to criticise it. You uncultured swine. Yeah, nah, I'm not into it, sorry. Five Flies would have been better.

It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from the year 2000 for Greg. I loved it. Taking down Owl City and Donna Summers. Yeah, is this Donna? It's Donna. Donna Summer, what a legend. Honestly. She is.

She is one of the all-time greats. Like up there with Aretha, up there with Tina, up there with Whitney. You should DJ at a gay bar. I would slay, bitch. Up there with Whitney. You should DJ at a gay bar. I would. I would slay, bitch. You would, yeah.

You may have missed this one in all of the hullabaloo. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have agreed to fight each other in a cage fight. I saw this. Right. Is it real? It's real. It's real. They're at each other's throat right now

because Elon Musk, who owns Twitter, and Mark Zuckerberg, who owns Facebook, Zuck has said that Facebook is considering launching its own version of Twitter. Right. Because they already own Instagram and they're trying to take over TikTok with Reels and they took over Snapchat with Stories,

so they're just trying to- They just want to own everything. Elon said on Twitter, I'm sure Earth can't wait to be exclusively under Zuck's thumb with no other options. That's pretty good. Someone else replied and said, Be careful, Elon.

I hear Mark Zuckerberg's been doing jujitsu, which he has, by the way. Mark Zuckerberg has been doing jujitsu. I don't care what Mark Zuckerberg has been or Zuckernerd, as I call him. He ain't beaten Elon Musk. Elon Musk replied, I'm up for a cage match if he is. It's never going to happen. Mark Zuckerberg took a screenshot of that because, heaven forbid, he actually used Twitter

and he posted the screenshot to his Instagram story. Right. Mark Zuckerberg's actual Instagram story. And he said, send me location. To which Elon Musk replied, Las Vegas, Octagon. So. No, this isn't going to happen. You say it's not going to happen.

But people said that Elon Musk wasn't going to buy Twitter. I mean, that's true. For like $40 billion or something. But he did it. Can we just, very different, Elon Musk buying Twitter to fighting Mark Zuckerberg in a cage match in Las Vegas. Mate, these people are deranged. They have

too much power and too much money. I think they might do it. Okay, let's talk logistics. Let's bring the producers in. Let's talk logistics of this fight. Who's got it? Who are you backing in on TAB for the win? Is it Mark Zuckerberg, head of Facebook and everything else? And jujitsu martial artist.

Or Elon Musk, one of the greatest minds slash quite arrogant and a bit of a sociopath. And smokes a lot of weed. And smokes a lot of weed. Ella, who's going to win the fight? Zuckerberg. You've heard of Zuckerberg? I reckon little nerdy will just

hit him in the throat and he'll go and then fall over. Claudia, who's got it? I think Zuck has it too because I feel like Elon's going to be too arrogant and he's going to get too cocky. Nah, there's no way. Zuck is probably scrappy. I'm voting Zuck. I've never met Elon Musk but I think he's a little man.

It's Elon Musk all day, all night. There's no way that weedy, dweeby Mark Zuckerberg could fight anyone. He's an underdog, though. Three to one. The Brian Clint Show is backing Mark Zuckerberg in that fight. Not me. I said three to one.

Okay. So collectively, that's what we're going for. Majority rules. We're doing some other celebrity match-ups as well. Let's throw some other people in the ring. Who have you got, Brie? I'd like to see a fight between Ed Sheeran and Timothee Chalamet. Okay, I got this easy.

Yeah. Ed Sheeran, he used to be homeless. I think Ed Sheeran. He would have had to fight for food, fight for money. Ed Sheeran would be... Ed Sheeran was homeless, yeah. He would be scrappy. You know, he'd have a lot of mongrel in him.

Ella will vote for Timothee Chalamet because he'd probably be vegan. Is he? I don't know, he looks vegan. My faint mid-fight. I back in Ed Sheeran even more. Who are you voting for? I'll go Timothee.

Timothee, Claudia. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran, three to one. Ed Sheeran. The Brian Clint Show backs Ed Sheeran against Timothee Chalamet. Claudia, who's your celebrity match-up in the Octagon? I'm going with some dweebs too.

Jesse Eisenberg versus Michael Cera. Oh. Wait, I need to look up who Jesse... Jesse Eisenberg was the guy who... Who's Mike Zuckerberg from the movie. Yeah. Yeah, right. God, they look so similar to me, so I always get them mixed up.

Versus Michael Cera. Cera. Michael Cera, yeah. I think it's definitely Jesse Eisenberg in that fight that's got the win. Yeah. I think Michael Serra just looks like he would hit, like, with his wrists. You know? He'd re-hurt himself before he hurt someone else.

I think Jesse Eisenberg is ripped now, too. I watched that show he did with Claire Danes. I think he's a bit of a chameleon. I think he could train for it. Well, there you go. Those are our celebrity match-ups. We had more, but we actually have to wrap this up.

No! We have to, sorry. Can we come back after the break? We can do some more. Yeah, all right. Brie and Clint. I'm gutted. I was having fun.

Yeah, ZM. Brie and Clint. That's the end of our show. Thank you so much for joining us. Make sure you join us on Monday as Bree begins her quest to earn honorary Kiwi citizenship. It's going to be a long but enjoyable but daunting tough week next week. It's all uphill for you until Friday, absolutely. But I feel like if you...

I'm up against it, let's be real. Yeah, but what you have here is the opportunity to, if you do all four of these tasks, can you imagine how good you'll feel at the end of the week? I feel... I mean, you won't be able to feel your legs from climbing the Sky Tower. Or probably my face from trying to save a goal from a football fern. But you'll feel so good.

But I will feel good. I'll feel like I earned it. Yeah. You know, and achieve something, and then I'll feel good because then we all get to party on Friday. Exactly right. But, I mean, it's a long way to go. Can you believe we've been doing this show for five years next week?

No, I can't. No. I mean, three years don't count because it was COVID. Because of COVID, yeah. You know, so it's kind of two years so join us next week for our second anniversary exactly have a great weekend everybody we'll see you back on monday it's brand clint bye bye guys zedem's brand clint on insta facebook tiktok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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