ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd March 2023
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
No, podcast.
What is this?
Claudia, what is this?
I think this is the podcast?
This is the podcast.
Sounded like the podcast.
Do we ask people to like and subscribe to our podcast?
Is that a thing that we do?
Because we should.
Yeah. I think we need to start doing it more. You've got to subscribe to our podcast is that a thing that we do because we should yeah I think we need
to start doing it more you've got to subscribe
to this podcast please yeah please
or the company's going to get rid of us
they're going to fire us
oh my god don't put that as an omen
right it's a bad omen I know
so please subscribe touch wood
touch your head
touch my hair
gross Brie has a box Touch your head. Touch my hair. Gross.
Bree has a box of fake mac and cheese in the studio today.
It's my least favourite.
Yeah, you froth the stuff out.
You've got the Kraft mac and cheese.
This is the Kraft one.
I personally am an Easy Mac girl.
Yeah.
What's Easy Mac?
Easy Mac is like the real fluoro orange one.
Do you like that better than real mac and cheese?
Yeah, kind of.
Do you?
Oh, nah, depends.
Because I don't even reckon that's real pasta.
Forget the cheese. I don't even reckon it's real pasta.
It's real pasta.
The cheese definitely not.
It's a cheese powder.
This is what I will say.
I think mac and cheese is very easy to get wrong.
Right.
But a really great, well-made, homemade mac and cheese,
of course I'd take it over the box stuff.
I've got an important question for you.
Well, I've got two.
I'm going to start with the easy one.
Do you put bacon in your macaroni and cheese?
I think so.
Do you put peas in your macaroni and cheese?
No.
No.
I love peas in my macaroni and cheese. Really? Then that's not macaroni and cheese. It's macaroni and cheese? No. No. I love peas in my macaroni and cheese.
Really?
Then that's not macaroni and cheese.
Macaroni and peas.
It's like some weird macaroni dish.
What am I thinking of pasta bake?
No, I'm thinking macaroni and cheese.
No, the texture ruins it.
Mac and cheese and peas.
Mac and pastry thing and then boom, yucky peas are there.
I thought you'd be all about it.
Peas are vegan. Not the peas. They can are there. I thought you'd be all about it. Peas are vegan.
Not the peas.
They can get out.
I do think peas are underrated sometimes.
They're yucky.
Peas are an adult food.
Oh, my God.
It took me a long time to appreciate a pea.
Really?
My nonna used to make the most incredible Italian pea dish
and it's so easy.
It's called a peasey.
It's called what?
Is it easy peasey?
Peasey.
Beasey. Easy.
Pizzee.
Easy pizzee.
Pizzee.
Pizzee.
Easy pizzee.
Pizzee.
And it's pizzee.
Pizzee.
It might be pizzee.
I call it pizzee.
Anyway, all it is, garlic, chopped onion.
Yeah.
You throw a can of- Peaches. Chopped tomatoes. Yeah. You throw a can of- Peaches.
Chopped tomatoes.
Oh, yeah.
In there.
And then you put a whole bag of baby peas.
Oh, yeah.
In there and then a little bit of passata and you're away and cooking.
That's a pea dish.
And then you let it cook down for a little bit.
Is it not a sauce?
Is that a dish in itself?
It's just a-
Yeah, it's like a side.
Fuck Italians are so good in the kitchen.
They're amazing, eh?
If I had to eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be Italian.
Is that what it would be?
Yeah, it's just so like, this might sound stupid, but to me, Italian food is so full of like.
Love?
Love.
That's exactly the word I was going to use.
Like it feels like if someone makes you good Italian food.
It feels like a hug.
They love you.
All food made for you well feels like love,
but Italian food in particular.
I just feel like Italian food, the cuisine,
there's so many great things.
Yeah.
And I love other cuisines.
But it's all around these central pillars of tomato, pasta, cheese.
Yep.
And then garlic. Yeah. Italians, you know what's so. Bread. pasta, cheese. Yep. And then garlic and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Italians, you know what's...
Bread.
Oh, yum.
Yeah.
You know what's something that people don't realise
unless you've grown up in an Italian family
is that bread, like in fresh bread,
every meal you'll have fresh bread.
Yeah, right.
You always have, like my nonna would always make fresh bread
and you always have fresh bread.
What about how we all got into baking our own bread during lockdown
and now none of us aren't doing it anymore?
I never did.
Did you not?
Nah.
My wife got so good at breads.
I'm so bad at baking.
It's all like measurements and being precise and stuff.
I love baking.
It didn't look that hard when she was doing it.
She would have made the dough in the Thermomix.
Yep.
That would make the...
Because, see, I could do that.
What's a Thermomix?
Oh, fuck.
You don't know what a Thermomix is?
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Let me Google.
I just used a bowl and a wooden spoon.
Thermomix is a very privileged kitchen item,
but as far as kitchen gadgets go...
It's a cooking robot is essentially what it is.
It's worth two grand?
About three grand now.
Are they?
Yeah, they've gone up.
It's like a $3,000 food processor.
How is this better than my bowl and wooden spoon?
Because it does everything.
Oh my God, it does everything.
You know how time-consuming risotto is to make?
Yes.
Put the rice in there, put the stock in there and push the button
and it will just make
the most perfect risotto.
But does it have as much love?
Yeah, where's the love?
Risotto's a hard one.
Yeah, I love that thermomix.
And risotto is one of,
it's a really hard Italian dish to make.
Ryan's my boyfriend.
Not for my thermomix robot.
So good at it.
Ryan is my thermomix. He does it for me.omix robot. So good at it. Ryan is my Thermomix.
He does it for me.
Not like that.
All right.
Guy!
What do you put inside him?
He can stir.
He's a good cook.
He's a good cook, okay?
Put the lid on.
Perfect eggs.
That's perfect eggs.
Can you make bread in this thing?
You can make bread in it? It makes everything. That sounds boring, though. Putting the lid on. Perfect eggs. That's perfect eggs. Can you make bread in this thing? You can make bread in it.
It makes everything.
Well, you make the dough.
That sounds boring, though.
It makes custard.
Makes strawberry daiquiris.
What do you do?
Makes perfect rice, perfect boiled eggs.
Clint doesn't use it.
She had me at strawberry daiquiris.
I do eggs in it.
Do you?
How?
You're cracking the egg in it?
Put it in a fry pan.
No, boiled eggs.
Just put it in a pot.
Put it in a pot.
Why would I do any of this shit?
I've got a robot to do it.
I'll come in the end.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
Cutty, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint.
I was just showing you what was in my dog's eye
for the last three or four days.
So my dog, Whitney Houston, she has had a really sore eye
and then we've been, you know, looking after it
and thought it was getting better and then it just got worse.
So we took her to the vet this morning
and then they put that dye in the eye
so they can see if there's like ulcers or other foreign objects
and they pulled out this giant grass seed.
It was huge.
It's massive.
It was so big.
It's like, looks like three or four centimetres long.
Yeah.
I felt so bad, the poor little thing.
Can you imagine if you'd been walking around with that thing in your eye?
So uncomfortable.
But you made her better.
Yeah.
Whitney Houston, after it came out of her eye, turned to you and she said,
It's quite sore actually.
It had a grass seed in it.
And I said,
wow, you can sing?
We're going to make millions.
Hey, today on the show,
lots of fun stuff coming up.
If you want to beat Bree
in What's The Plot,
you'll win $400 cash today
and we're going to do that at 4.30. Also
in the next 20 minutes, a really important
discussion that we're going to get to the bottom of.
What goes on a scone
first? Is it jam or
is it whipped cream? Which one? What's the
order? What's the proper order?
Do you put the cream on first and then dollop
the jam on top or do you use the
jam as the base and then squirt the cream on top?
Yeah, I mean, it is these big life discussions that we cover on the show.
We will get to the bottom of it.
We will.
It's our mission today.
We will have an answer for you.
First, though, tradie versus lady.
The ladies are on a winning streak.
I think they've gone three in a row.
So if you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady to call us right now.
Yep.
If that's you, call now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus lady.
The tradie's having a win yesterday, which means they're on 23 wins for the year.
The lady's still in front on 24.
Let's go to our lady first.
She's calling in from Hawke's Bay.
She's 33 and she's a new mum
trying to figure out the whole work,
life, parenting, balance thing.
It's bloody hard.
Welcome to the show, Charlotte.
Hello there, Charlotte.
How old's the newborn?
He's not that newborn,
so I've been trying to work it out for a while
because he's like 20 months.
It's tough, eh? It's so tough. Charlotte's like, it's a long it out for a while. Yeah. It's like 20 months. It's tough, eh?
It's so tough.
Charlotte's like, it's a long process.
It is a long process.
It's a big change.
Work in progress.
You're taking on our tradies today.
It's Lady Tradie calling in from Hamilton, the 30, and they love riding mountain bikes.
Please welcome to the show, Heather.
That's cool, Heather.
Have you done the track in Rotorua?
The track.
I've barely scratched the surface. There's
hundreds, but I'm ticking my way through
them. She's right. There is hundreds. I destroyed
my mountain bike as a teenager in Rotorua
in the redwoods. One of my friends,
actually, his job is to
design those tracks.
Then he just gets to ride on them
all the time. Dream. Amazing.
Okay. Heather,
your buzzer is tradie. Charlotte, your buzzer is tradie.
Charlotte, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Bumble is launching a speed dating feature on the app.
Name two other dating apps you can use here in New Zealand.
Lady.
Charlotte, just.
Tinder.
Yeah. Grindr. Yeah, just. Tender. Yeah.
Grinder.
Yeah, we'll take it.
Nice work, Charlotte.
I've been married for like forever.
I've never used a dating app.
Well, you did a good job.
You managed to get two.
You nailed it, Charlotte.
Nice work.
One on the board for the ladies.
Question number two.
What country gave the US the Statue of Liberty?
Was it France, Japan or Germany?
France.
Charlotte.
Justin?
Is it France?
It is.
Nice work.
I didn't know that.
Didn't you?
No, I didn't know that.
Learn something new every day.
Do you reckon they unveiled it and they were like, could have been bigger?
It's pretty big.
It's not that big.
No, it's pretty big. How big? It's huge. It's not that big. No, it's pretty big.
How big?
It's huge.
It's not that big.
Have you been there?
I've seen it.
Have you?
Yeah, I was like, oh yeah.
Can you imagine how big it would have been back then?
Things weren't that big back then.
I mean, the postage would have been very expensive.
Huge amount of shipping.
Huge.
Question number three.
All right, here we go.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Brodie.
Oh yeah, get in there, Heather.
Yes, Heather, come on.
It's Nickelback.
Yeah, it is Nickelback.
Nice work, Heather.
You're on the board.
One to the tradies, two to the ladies.
Question number four.
Who was the lead actor in the movie The Mask?
Tradies.
Ladies.
Heather.
Jim Carrey.
Well done.
Nice. What a comeback. We're all tied up here, guys. Heather. Jim Carrey. Well done. Nice.
What a comeback.
We're all tied up here, guys.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
Listen carefully and tell me who said this.
That's one small step for a man.
Lady.
Trudy.
Charlotte.
Oh, no.
No, it's gone.
Three guess. Three guess, Heather. Is, it's gone. You should get a guess.
Free guess, Heather.
Is it Lance Armstrong?
No.
That's what I always say, Heather.
He's the cyclist.
It's Neil Armstrong.
Neil Armstrong.
I do that all the time, Heather.
Poor Neil Armstrong getting stuck with Lance Armstrong's legacy.
Okay, still tie break.
All right, here we go.
Still for the win.
Question number six.
What was the biggest movie of 1997?
Was it Liar Liar, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park Lost World,
or Men in Black?
Lady?
Yes, Heather.
Justin?
I'm going to go with Jurassic Park.
No, Charlotte, you want to guess? Men in Black. She with Jurassic Park. Ooh. No.
Charlotte, you want to guess?
Men in Black.
That's it.
She's got it.
She's done it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work, Charlotte.
Just managed to claw it back at the end.
Congratulations.
I totally would have guessed Jurassic Park as well.
So would have I.
I don't know what 50 bucks buys you as far as parental leave goes,
but you've got it.
Thanks to KFC.
Congratulations.
Thank you, guys.
That's Miguel
and Sure Thing.
Oh, okay.
Just stopped.
I've got a travel hack.
Are you going
anywhere,
anywhere soon?
I hope to be going
somewhere soon,
but no.
Yes, you are. Oh, but that's not soon. You're not ready to talk about it. I'm not ready to talk soon, but no. Yes, you are.
Oh, but that's not soon.
You're not ready to talk about it.
No, I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
You are, though.
The flights aren't booked yet.
You're going for a couple of weeks, though,
and you're going to need a few things.
So this travel hack could work for you.
Okay.
This travel hack won't work for you if you win ZM's next flight
because you won't have enough time for this one.
Got it.
But this one is about having enough luggage to take on the trip with you.
Okay.
Now, really, if you're going overseas,
you should get your life down to one suitcase.
You should travel light.
I'm the worst for this.
You're the worst for it.
I'm the worst.
We will go to Dunedin for one night and Bree will show up to the suitcase,
the airport with this enormous suitcase.
We just have a carry-on bag and then Bree's like,
I've got to go to the carousel, guys.
I can't.
You know, I either have way too much or not enough.
And then the times where I'd rather have too much.
We're going to do O-Week and I'm like, what have you packed?
Riding boots?
And my sink's in there.
So there's a lady in Florida who has worked out that to add a bag to her luggage on the airline that she was flying.
Okay.
Because you don't pay by weight.
You pay by bag when it comes to extras.
She has to pay $150 for an extra bag.
Right.
Which is heaps.
A lot.
Heaps.
The clothing that she wants to take, while it might be bulky, it's not that heavy.
So she figured out if she puts it in a box and then puts it on a courier to
the place that she wants to go,
$32. Genius!
But then you also have to be organised
and do it so it gets there in time.
You have to be more organised than you
realise because you can't
send it too early because you have
to send it to the hotel you're staying at.
And if this random box shows up, they're not
going to hold it for ages. They're going to go, this
guest isn't here and just get rid of it.
And you can't send it too close to
the trip because then it risks
getting stuck in transit and not
getting to you on time. So I don't know what the window
is, but you kind of have to time it perfectly.
Like maybe a week before your flight
if it's international, that's when you need to
send it from the post office.
True.
Your bag of clothes that you want to wear while you're on holiday.
That's so funny.
She also revealed that this, the woman who fattened the travel hack,
she said, in theory it works.
For me, it backfired because I shipped it and then went on my holiday
and put things that I need in that box.
And while I was on holiday, the package got returned to sender.
For some reason, in the mail, it didn't go through.
No.
So while she's flying to the destination, the item is being shipped back to her house.
So her box of clothes for her holiday were waiting for her on her doorstep when she got home from holiday.
Got it.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
The Aussie superstar who's gotten married in a secret ceremony in Bali
is Tones and I.
So they say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me.
She married her boyfriend, Jimmy Bedford, who is a football player.
They got engaged in 2021.
Oh, yeah.
And they've been together for a number of years.
I will put my hand up and say I'm a big Tones and I fan.
Didn't realise that she had a long-term boyfriend.
You haven't been stalking close enough.
I know.
Yeah, that one got through.
What about how she just popped up on stage with Matt Clamore
at Friday Jams Live?
That was pretty cool.
Wasn't that the coolest surprise?
I loved it so much.
A lot of famous people, because she posted photos on her social media,
a lot of famous people commenting and congratulating them.
Sophie Monk.
Oh, yeah.
Aussie cricket player David Warner.
Oh, yeah.
There's also Chris Shell from Selling Sunset,
Macklemore, the Veronicas,
and heaps more famous people congratulating me. Wait, Chris Shell from Selling Sunset?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
She's friends with Chris Shell from Selling Sunset?
Chris Shell said,
I'm so, so, so happy for you guys.
How sad is it that that's the one I'm starstruck by?
Yeah, I know.
I was like, what about Macklemore?
You might know they're friends because I saw them at Friday Jams Live together.
Yeah, true.
And they've got that song together.
Yeah, they do, yeah.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do
Bree and Clint's
What's the Plot?
Our movie guessing game
where this week
if you can beat Bree
you'll win $400 cash.
The person here to take you down
is Sam.
Kia ora Sam.
G'day Sam.
Kia ora guys. Sam how doay, Sam. Kia ora, guys.
Sam, how do you go in this game usually?
Well, when I'm not competitive, I slay it.
But when as soon as it's up to me to put your money where my mouth is,
you know, maybe it might not be as quick on the draw.
The stomach's in knots a little bit.
So is that what they call the butterfly effect?
Yep, I think so, Sam.
Look, I can feel the nerves coming from you, but it's okay.
I just think you need to take one deep breath and you'll be fine.
Is this Sam Ackerman?
It is, actually.
I recognised your voice.
Wait, who's that?
Famous broadcaster.
Famous. Famous broadcaster. Famous.
Famous broadcaster and sports expert.
And I can tell you there is one sports-related movie in What's the Plot today.
I'm flattered, Sam, that you have called our show.
Thanks so much.
No, my kids would not let the dial be anywhere else. They are fervent fans, and my and my eldest Bo turns 10 this weekend.
So if we can win this, I imagine he's expecting it all to go on him.
Amazing.
Well, happy birthday to Bo for this weekend.
Let's see if Dad can bring home the bacon.
Here we go, guys.
Esteemed company in What's the Plot today.
The rules are.
Oh, this is pressure.
I will read plot lines from the start.
If you can get it first, you'll get the point.
You don't need to wait for me to finish that plot.
You just buzz in with your name.
But if you get it wrong, the other person gets as much time as they like to have a free guess.
All right.
Movie number one.
Here we go.
Oh, by the way, as far as a theme goes this week, last week we did big box office flops.
Today, movies with relatively tiny budgets that went on
to gross crazy amounts of money.
Okay. Okay. Let's start
off with an easy one. Movie number one.
Found
film footage
tells the tale. Brie. The Blair Witch
Project.
That was correct.
Renowned
for how small the budget was in that film
and how much it made.
They didn't think it would do what it did.
60 grand it cost.
Really?
And it ended up making $248 million at the box office.
Wow.
Sam, you're still with us.
Come on, Sam.
You were right in there.
I know you were right in there.
Did you know it, Sam?
Yeah, I was there.
No, I remember having the bejesus scared out of me with that.
So yeah, I remember that one.
I'm going to go to our sports movie next to try and level the playing fields.
All right.
Also with a small budget, went on to make crazy amounts of money.
Okay.
Movie number two.
A small-time boxer.
Brie.
Brie.
Creed. Creed.
Creed is incorrect.
Sam, I'm going to give you a free guess before I continue with the plot.
So obviously you can just throw any boxing movie out there that you like.
The Boxer.
The Boxer is incorrect.
Okay.
I'll carry on with the plot.
You're both back in play.
A small-time boxer from working-class Philadelphia is up.
Sam?
Rocky.
Rocky's correct.
Of course it's Rocky.
Good one, Sam. From 1976, cost $1.1 million to make, went on to make $225 million.
Such a cult film, like part of pop culture.
We're all tied up in What's the Plot?
I don't like being in this position.
This is for the win.
Whoever gets this walks away with the victory.
Plot line three.
In small town Preston, Idaho,
an awkward teen has trouble fitting in.
After his grandmother is injured in an accident,
his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle,
Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him.
Brie?
Brie.
Napoleon Dynamite?
Napoleon Dynamite is correct.
Is it?
That was a wild guess.
That was a guess.
Sorry, Sam.
No, I don't apologise.
That's owning it.
Getting Napoleon Dynamite from that description,
I'm thoroughly impressed.
Mate, I threw it up.
It was a Hail Mary, but you did well.
Hey, we're going to send you away with 50 KFC chicken dollars
as a consolation prize, Sam Ackerman.
Thanks for playing What's the Plot this afternoon.
Keep it up, guys.
Good work, Brie.
Thank you, Sam.
Brie and Clint.
Can we talk about the hot pressing issue of the day, scones?
I do love a scone.
Scone?
Scone.
I say scone.
Do you say scone?
I say scone.
I say scone scone i say scone do you say scone i say scone i say scone too um do you do you in new
zealand if um if someone gets hit in the head um do you go oh scone jump scondom yeah you do too
yeah i don't say scondom nah weird uh there's a londoner who has spent 10 years sampling scones
at hundreds of historic sites across the UK.
Jealous. Dream job.
They believe, they know once and for all,
which order the jam and cream should go on the scone.
Okay.
Is it jam on the bottom, cream on top?
Or is it cream on the bottom and jam on top?
And if you want to get real crazy,
are people putting butter as well in the mix?
Definitely.
Wait, are you putting butter as well in the mix. Definitely. Wait,
are you putting butter as well? Definitely.
Butter is the lube.
No, the jam and the cream are the lube. No, they're the toppings.
Oh, keep butter out of this conversation. Why
do you have to complicate it with butter?
Jesus, this is a simple question.
Jam then cream, cream then jam.
Okay, she has visited
250 British cafes and tea rooms.
So she's the authority.
Yes.
And she has definitively said which way it goes around.
Okay.
But before we get to her answer, we need to find out how we feel.
Yep.
So Bree, I present you a raw dog scone and a little jar of jam and a little pottle of cream.
Which way are you assembling your scone?
It's jam then cream.
Jam then cream?
Because I don't want to put the heavier element,
which I feel is the jam, on top of the cream, which squishes.
To bog it down.
Yeah.
Right.
That's how I feel.
That's how I've always done it.
Jam is grippier than cream, though, as far as holding things on the scone.
But that's fine.
That's your opinion.
We're going to go now to Claudia.
That's your opinion, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's actually my opinion.
Claudia? I'm 100% with you's your opinion too. Yeah, that's actually my opinion. Claudia?
I'm 100% with you, Bree.
Yes?
Yeah, 100%.
Jam and then cream.
Jam and then cream.
Because it's heavier.
It'll like slip and slide all over the place.
Exactly.
Hesitant to ask this question, but Ella, is there such thing as vegan cream?
Probably, yeah.
Is there vegan scones?
Yeah, and what I would do is I would, depending on the ratio,
put more vegan cream and less jam and put the cream first than the jam.
God, how sad must a vegan scone be?
Oh, leave me alone.
Not nearly as bad as a gluten-free.
I also believe it goes jam and then cream.
Oh, then why were you coming at Claudia and I then? Yeah, man, what the hell?
Oh, devil's advocate, I guess.
But here we have the answer.
Our opinion is irrelevant.
Oh, no, that's right.
There's an actual expert.
This is the scone aficionado, Sarah Merker from the UK.
250 scones at 250 establishments.
She's blogged about scones.
She has done interviews on BBC about her opinion on scones.
And according to her, if you're having a scone,
it goes jam and then cream.
This is great.
There are people out there, though.
There are people out there that believe it's cream than jam.
Yeah, they exist.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why this is a discussion.
What happened to them in their life, traumatically,
where they've been like cream than jam?
There's also people out there putting butter on their scones first.
No, no, no.
That happens.
That's a thing.
That happens.
That's a real thing.
Are you with me, Claude?
That's not a thing.
Yeah, butter has no place in a jam and cream scone.
That's a whole separate issue.
Oh, butter out.
Thank you very much.
You need to have a conversation with your doctor.
Butter on everything.
Butter on everything.
Get your cholesterol checked.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we are, birthday banger time on our show.
If this is the first time you've heard it, this is where you guys can call us up,
tell us what your birthday is, and we figure out what was the number one song
when you were 16, and then we'll play our favourite one.
I can already see some goodies loaded up for today,
so let's start with Chelsea.
Kia ora, Chelsea.
G'day, Chelsea.
Hey.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Yeah, good. I'm just
sitting waiting for my
partner to finish his job.
Just sitting in the car. Nice of you to wait.
I would have went home. Yeah, I know.
I'm close. I'm close. You're selfless.
You're selfless, Chelsea. What's your birthday?
So 26th of October
1990. Alright, that
means you were 16 in 2006,
Chelsea. And on that day you were 16 in 2006, Chelsea.
Mm-hmm.
And on that day, this would have been number one.
Give me a banger.
Banger.
Whoa, what an emo.
Yeah, no, not for me.
Oh, really?
This was such a great show.
They were in Auckland
I think two weeks ago
A couple of weeks ago
Yeah
Yeah no
That wasn't me
Okay
Alright okay
Chelsea
Chelsea's like
I was more
You know
Britney Spears
2006
Yeah
Little bit early
For Lady Gaga
But
Oh it was close
2007
Yeah
Let's go to Sam
And do a birthday banger
For Sam
Kia ora, Sam.
Hello, Sam.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thanks.
Whereabouts are you?
What are you doing?
I'm in Christchurch, just heading on the way home to have a nice cold glass of wine.
Oh, lovely.
That sounds divine.
Well, let's not keep you waiting.
What's your birthday?
8th of February, 1991.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2001, Sam.
No, that doesn't work.
1991 to 2001.
Yeah, no, that doesn't make sense.
Oh, sorry.
This means Sam was 10 years old.
Hang on, Sam.
Wait there.
We'll see if we can urgently fix it for you, and we'll go to Kenneth.
Kia ora, Kenneth.
Hi, Kenneth.
Hey, how you going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Oh, pretty cruisy. Day off, so yeah, all good. Oh, nice. What do you do for work, Kenneth. Hi, Kenneth. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, pretty cruisy.
Day off, so yeah, all good.
Oh, nice.
What do you do for work, Kenneth?
In the security industry.
Oh, lovely.
Good to have a day off.
All right, well, let's do your birthday, Bangor.
What's your birthday?
10th of March, 1977.
I'm old.
Oh, this is wrong as well.
Is it?
You said 1977, didn't you, Kenneth? Yeah. Oh, this is wrong as well. Is it? You said 1977, didn't you, Kenneth?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Okay, wait there.
We've managed to work out Sam's.
Let's go to Sam.
Back to Sam.
So we've got your birthday now, 8th of February, 1991.
Which means you're 16 in 2007.
And here is your birthday banger.
Now we're talking.
A bit of Nelly Furtado, Sam.
What do you think?
Yeah, good.
That's a banger.
I thought I was going to read J-Lo for some reason,
but Nelly's good.
Okay, wait there, wait there.
We've got to go back to Kenneth.
I think we've managed to sort this out.
Are you still with us, Kenneth?
Yes.
Okay, we're having a bit of a mozza, but we've got this under control now. All right, Kenneth, I think we've managed to sort this out. Are you still with us, Kenneth? Yes. Okay, we're having a bit of a mozza, but we've got this under control now.
All right, Kenneth, 77, which means you were 16 in 1993.
And on that day, this was number one.
Oh, Kenneth.
We've come right in the end.
Bit of Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston. Kenneth. We've come right in the end.
Whitney Houston.
Whitney Houston.
Iconic.
Do you love it, Kenneth?
It's all right, I guess.
What are you voting for?
My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado or Whitney Houston?
Probably Nelly Furtado.
Nelly Furtado.
Okay, cool. Wait there. Brie, you by default just vote for Whitney Houston, Nelly Patata Nelly Patata Okay cool Wait there
Brie you by default
Just vote for Whitney Houston
Don't you
It's just how it happens
Yeah
Sorry guys
I have to go with my gut
And vote for My Chemical Romance
That's fair
That would have been
My second choice
We'll split the vote
And go to producer Ella
Today
Ella
Can you pick between
Those three songs
What's the winner
Of Birthday Banger today
Hmm
I'm going
My Chemical Romance.
I'm happy with that.
That was,
I was torn
but I just obviously
have to go with Whitney.
You have to.
Otherwise your dog
can't look you in the eye.
Exactly.
Hey, Chels,
waiting for your partner.
Congratulations.
You just won
birthday banger.
She's gone.
He came out
and she's like, I'm out of here.
She's gone.
I'm going home.
He took me into the city to see a marching band.
He said, son, when you grow up, would you be?
Brian Clint.
For the emos.
Brian Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger,
My Chemical Romance from 2006.
2006.
Shout out to ex-producer of the show, producer Ellie.
She would have loved that one.
She's the leader of the Black Parade.
She is the leader of the Black Parade.
So wherever you are, Ellie, that's for you.
Do you know what?
Yuck. What?
In three years time, that song will be 20 years old.
Yeah, why'd you say it?
Oh, Claudia's holding her forehead. Oh my god!
Ellie just messaged me on Facebook.
She's listening. Yeah!
We love you, Ellie.
She said she literally
stayed in the car just to listen to that song
play out. Oh, I love that. Hi, Ellie.
We love you.
We love you.
Does that make that song classic rock?
Yeah.
Do they have to start playing that on gold?
Yeah, absolutely.
They'd be ripping that on gold right now.
Life comes at you fast.
It really does.
I want to talk about a situation that I saw where siblings,
it potentially could really start a fight between siblings.
Okay.
And it's around inheritance.
Oh, right.
Okay.
So apparently this woman wrote into this place asking for advice
and this is what she said.
I have one brother who I adore.
We are both in our 30s, and around two years ago, I bought my first home.
Right.
He is also trying to buy, but has been struggling to put together a deposit.
I had no help from my parents when I bought my apartment.
Instead, I saved for years and sacrificed luxury items so I could afford to do it.
I also bought a small place in an undesirable area just to get on the property ladder.
You went old school.
Yeah.
Did it yourself.
My parents recently disclosed to me that they're giving my brother $100,000 as he's been struggling
to get the money together for a deposit.
Oh, that would really grind your gears.
My mum said to me, make sure you take
what your brother got out of the will
when we die. Oh, mum!
I know their will will split everything
down the middle 50-50 between
me and my brother and this extra money
for my brother hasn't been written
into the will. What should I
do? First of all, grim
that they're giving you an IOU payable on death. Yeah should I do? First of all, grim that they're giving you an
IOU payable on death.
Yeah. I mean, she said
it to her, but it could cause
drama
because I've seen this happen before
where relationships between
siblings, really good, and then all
of a sudden there's like an inheritance and
everyone hates each other. This is the
impossible juggling act of being a parent though because your kids have different
needs and you, the one with the apartment already, you're clearly a go-getter, you're
a self-starter and they're probably really proud of the fact that you were able to muster
up your own deposit for a house.
I think it's...
And they just know that your brother's not.
Yeah, but I personally think, and I'm not a parent,
but in my opinion, I think it's the wrong thing to do.
Yeah, okay.
I honestly believe that because...
So what do you think they should do?
Then they should give $50,000.
If they only have $100,000 to spare,
like if they don't have more than that,
which I mean, good on them for even having $100,000,
they should split it down the middle, give him $50,000 and give her $50,000 and she can put it on her mortgage.
They probably don't have $100,000 though.
They probably remortgaged their house to get that $100,000 for her.
Then they shouldn't be giving him $100,000.
Oh, it's so sticky and icky.
It's so unfair.
I've learned this from my mum.
She is like the biggest advocate for everything needs to be fair.
Yeah.
Or else it can cause issues, I mean, in relationships between siblings.
It really can.
That's what I think anyway.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I think that her parents are in a tricky situation
and they've probably done what they think is right.
I reckon they've genuinely, because they obviously know,
because they've said, oh, please take the money after we die.
It's not a perfect solution.
Yeah.
I have sympathy for the parents in this situation.
I really do.
I think they just stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Nah, I don't.
I think stupid move.
You reckon just.
You split it down the middle.
There isn't money to split.
No, there is.
There's $100,000.
But do you reckon they had $100,000 in their bank account to give him?
I reckon they've taken it out of their own house that they're living in.
Then they shouldn't give him any money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
If that's the case, if they really don't have the money,
then I think they shouldn't.
Who are you mad at as the sibling who owns the house?
Are you mad at the parents or are you mad at the brother?
I'm kind of mad at both.
Right, okay.
Because the sibling, the brother,
would obviously know what I had just been through to get my place.
I mean, but then it's hard.
And then I'd also be mad at my brother if he's asking the parents for money
and he knows they don't have it. That's where you'd get mad at your sibling. That's probably what I'd be be mad at my brother if he's asking the parents for money and he knows they don't have it.
That's where you'd get mad at yourself.
That's probably what I'd be extra mad at, yeah.
I heard something very interesting on the interwebs yesterday
which blew my mind.
It's about Ellie Goulding.
Love Ellie Goulding.
Love a bit of Ellie Goulding.
Love a bit of Ellie Goulding.
She has new music with Calvin Harris coming out.
I know, I'm so excited.
The third song in their trilogy.
You know that part?
No.
We'll move on.
I don't think I would have recognised it from that rendition anyway, but thanks. Get a loco to the light out.
Loco to the lights out.
Okay tell me your Ellie Goulding news.
So I saw this thing online where people are saying that Ellie Goulding if you take a clip
of her singing and you pitch it down which means you make it lower sounding like her
voice that she sounds like The Weeknd.
Oh, buzzy.
Have you seen this?
No, I haven't seen this.
So we're going to do a comparison.
The song is called Miracle, and we're going to listen to Ellie Goulding normal.
Yeah.
So this is an Ellie Goulding song?
Yeah. Okay. And this is just Ellie Goulding song? Yeah.
Okay.
And this is just her normally singing the song Miracle.
This is the Calvin Harris song, isn't it?
This is the new Calvin Harris song.
Banger.
Obviously, we all know what Ellie Goulding sounds like.
Yeah.
But when you pitch her down,
this is what she sounds like,
and I think it sounds exactly like The Weeknd.
When you hold me
There's a place I go like The Weeknd.
What the hell?
That doesn't just sound like The Weeknd.
That sounds like a Weeknd song.
I know.
Oh, nah.
This is too freaky.
It's weird, eh?
Go back to Ellie and then go back.
Oh, no.
When you hold me.
Claude, start digging around for some weekend songs that sound like that weekend song.
It's a different high.
Oh, no.
Okay, then we switch to the pitch down Ellie Goulding track.
This is not the weekend.
This is her.
You promise?
Did we pitch this down? I promise you, this to the pitch down Ellie Goulding track. This is not the weekend. This is her. You promise? Did we pitch this down?
I promise you, this is her pitch down.
If you listen really hard, you can definitely hear that it's still her.
That bit sounds like her.
That sounds exactly like The Weeknd.
Weeknd.
Weeknd.
Let it drop.
Can we let it drop?
Hang on.
That is buzzing.
Wild day.
Do we have...
That's the weekend.
That's the weekend, and this is Ellie Goulding.
That's like...
Creepy, eh?
Yeah.
I mean, I think we can put this to bed.
Ellie Goulding.
We are living in a simulation.
And Ellie Goulding is the weekend.
And Ellie Goulding is the weekend.
One and the same.
I loved Ellie Goulding's Super Bowl halftime performance that time when she had the bandages on her face.
I know.
It was so artistic.
Which Hadid is Ellie Goulding with?
With Bella.
Oh, it's a hot couple.
There you go.
People are saying that there's other ones,
like Morgan Wallen, they're saying.
Oh, we've got to look into that too.
We'll look into that tomorrow.
Here's Britney Spears' pitch down.
Brian Clint.
Brian Clint. Whatie and Clint.
What's the reason that they aren't or maybe you aren't wearing a wedding ring?
Yeah.
It could be that you're not married.
That's why I'm not.
God, imagine if you're wearing one but you're not married.
People, there's people out there that I feel like wear rings on their wedding.
Finger.
Finger now.
Real hot people who don't want to be talked to at a bar.
Is that what it is?
Or people that just don't care about that tradition.
Oh, they just want to have a ring on that finger.
Yeah, so they wear it.
Like I used to, I think I used to wear a ring on that finger years ago
because the ring that I had, it was the only finger that it fit.
Yeah, after your pretend wedding to Tony Hawk.
What?
I don't know.
Did you ever crush on Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk?
The skateboarder.
The skateboarder?
Yeah.
Yeah, why not?
I was going to say, what's wrong with Tony Hawk?
I mean, he's hot.
He can pop shove at any time around me.
Lacey is here.
Hi, Lacey.
Hi, Lacey.
Hey, how you going?
We're good.
Are you married and you don't wear a ring?
Yeah, 12 years.
On Sunday we've just been,
and the first ring we were going through a bit of a financial situation,
so we pawned it and couldn't get it back because we couldn't afford it.
Oh, no.
You had to hock off your wedding ring?
Yep.
Just yours, or did you sell both of your rings?
Just the wife's one. My one wasn't worth that much.
Hers was worth quite a lot more. Wait,
are we talking the engagement ring?
No, full wedding ring.
Oh man, sorry that you guys went through that.
Yeah, so we got a
replacement. It was a lot cheaper
and that one gave her a bit
of a reaction. So we tried a
third one and because she's just so used to not wearing it now,
she quite often just doesn't have a ring on.
I was going to say,
I can think of a great 12th wedding anniversary gift you could get.
But she does have a ring now.
You've replaced your partner's ring.
Yeah, she does have a ring.
I've got her initials tattooed on my finger
and I've also got a ring as well.
Oh, cute, Lacey.
Just in case.
The tattoo thing is such a life hack because you can't lose it.
That's my whole thing about a ring.
Even though I don't wear mine, my issue would be at times where I did have to take it off, I'd lose it.
Yeah.
I'd lose everything.
I'd put it in my pocket when I need to take it off.
You put it in your pocket, Lacey.
Yeah.
I hope you've got good pockets.
Let's talk to Abby. Kia ora, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. How hope you got good pockets. Let's talk to Abby.
Kia ora, Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi.
How are you going, guys?
Good, thanks, Abby.
Is it you that doesn't wear a wedding ring?
Yeah, so my wedding ring and engagement ring were actually, like,
soldered together because the engagement ring was, like,
a little bit heavier.
It used to twist, so they were soldered together.
Right.
So I lost them, and I did an insurance claim on it.
And then like a year and a half later, I found this.
No.
Okay.
And I can't bear them because I feel too guilty about it.
Oh, no.
Did you?
Oh, no.
You're worried some insurance investigator is going to be following you
to check your ring finger to see if you're wearing those rings you claimed on years ago.
It's honestly how my mind is working.
The lady at the supermarket's actually like an undercover
insurance fraud investigator.
Oh, my God.
Imagine Abby's at the supermarket,
next minute a spy jumps out from behind the cereal aisle.
I'm not advocating insurance fraud here,
but you know that if anyone did ask, you could just go,
oh, yeah, I've got a new ring.
I've got some new rings.
I know.
I just felt every time I look at it, I'm like, oh, you're so naughty.
But they lost it too.
It wasn't just like a, I really did lose it.
Don't worry.
We believe you, Abby.
I believe you.
And it means you're a good person with a conscience, you know.
This text is an interesting one that's come through
because we're asking people why they don't wear a wedding ring.
Yeah.
And this one says, I work in sales and I make more money when I'm not wearing a ring.
That is fascinating.
I wonder, like, what is the reason?
Is it a superstitious thing?
Is it because they appear single?
I don't know. We've asked Ella to get in contact
with this person and we haven't been able to get them
on the radio. Ella, did you manage to figure out
if they were, I'm so interested to know if they're
a male or a female, you know?
And what is the reason?
And what is the reason? Did we get hold of them at all, Ella?
No, they didn't pick up. They might be listening
still. They might text back.
Let's talk to Emily.
Hi, guys.
G'day, mate.
Emily, is it you that doesn't wear a wedding ring?
No, it's my husband.
Okay.
Oh, interesting.
My husband doesn't wear a wedding ring.
We're his wedding ring.
He used to.
So we've been married like Clint for a little over five years now.
Yeah.
And he used to constantly wear his wedding ring the first couple to. So we've been married like Clint for a little over five years now. And he used to
constantly wear his wedding ring the first couple
of years. And now his excuse
for not wearing it is that he
goes surfing a lot. So he takes
it off so he doesn't lose it in the ocean.
But now he just happens to
forget to put it on all the time. So I'm
actually looking at it. I'm sitting in my car and
his ring is sitting in our
ashtray. Yeah.
In the car. You sound a little bit miffed.
You sound a little bit annoyed.
I mean, I always say that it doesn't
bother me, but I'm actually considering
the tattoo idea like someone mentioned earlier.
You should just hide it from him
and pretend like he's lost it and then
freak out. I was going to say
No, no, I was going to say exactly
what Bree said. That is a prank
that you can pull
that will make him realise
if you just hide it
and then go,
hey babe,
where is your wedding ring
by the way?
He will freak out.
I might try it.
I'll have to let you guys
know how I get on with this one.
Call us back
and let us know.
Yeah, I will.
If you're not going to wear it,
at least keep it somewhere
more secure than the
frigging ashtray of the car.
It's not the best place, is it?
I know.
Emily's like, our marriage deserves more respect than your ashtray.
How dare you?
Also, how old is the car that it's still got an ashtray in it?
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
It'd be worse if he's ashing his ciggies out on top of the ring as well.
Oh, babe.
You bloody moved my ring out of the way. I've got to put my ciggie out on top of the ring as well. Oh, babe. You bloody moved my ring out of the way.
Got to put my ciggie out.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, you had aspirations of being a professional sports person
once upon a time, didn't you?
You say it like a joke, but I actually did, yeah.
I didn't say it like a joke.
No, but it sounds kind of like a joke because if people know me.
You were going to be a big famous softball player.
They'll be like, was she?
You went a decent way, you had a scholarship
but it wasn't
for you. Was it meant to be?
No. After hearing this
list you may be quite
bitter and twisted about that. I already am.
Are you? Yeah. I have a list of
the top five paydays
achieved by New Zealand sports
people for the money they
achieved in one day.
It's not Stephen Adams getting paid $100 million for a three-year NBA contract.
This is one event, one day, the prize money
that these people were able to take.
Oh, interesting.
It's off the back of Danny Lee.
He's a golfer.
He's from Luturuwa, by the way.
Shout out, Luturuwa boys.
Hi.
Yeah.
He made $6.3 million in a golf event last week one day's work one
day's work it wouldn't have been because it's a tournament i think it's like three days or
something yeah um either way it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot of money per hour still 2.1 million
dollars a day even if it was three days he went over to that rebel golf league the live golf live
golf yeah i watched the golf documentary series on netflix so i know quite
a lot about this he went over it's very controversial yeah and apparently i think they
all do they sort of to and fro about whether that's the right decision to make instantly
make 6.3 million dollars i reckon he reckons he's made the right decision i feel like he has
probably a good decision so where does he sit on the list?
That's the third highest payday for a Kiwi sports
person. That's the third?
It's the third. Who else is making
big bucks? Number five,
Kiwi golfer Lydia Ko.
I love Lydia Ko. She is
the top ranked female
when it comes to paydays. She made
$3.25 million in one
event last year. I mean, good day out. She made $3.25 million in one event last year.
I mean, good day out.
She won the richest prize in women's golf towards the end of last year.
Wow.
$3.25 million.
She's killing it, eh?
Yeah, she's incredible.
She's so good.
She's back to the top.
Yeah.
Number four is Kiwi motorsport legend Scott Dixon.
He made $3.78 million in a bottle of
milk for winning the Indy 500.
In a bottle of milk?
How good. That's what you get. You get a bottle of
milk and you've got to take a big skull from it
and then pour it on your head. That's a tradition.
Why? I wonder why that's the tradition.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Where's the champagne, eh?
They're like, champagne. Formula One gets champagne,
IndyCar gets...
Milk.
And I reckon the Australian V8 supercars get like a...
Yogurt.
Stubby of VB.
Oh yeah, VB.
Number three is Danny Lee.
We already got that one.
$6.3 million for golf.
Number two is boxer David Tua.
He fought for the heavyweight title at the end of the 90s, beginning of the 2000s.
He fought Lennox Lewis for the heavyweight title.s, beginning of the 2000s. He fought Lennox Lewis
for the heavyweight title.
Yeah, huge. Didn't win.
Still made $10.3 million.
He didn't win and he made $10
million? Yeah, that was the money
just for taking the fight. Yeah, boxing
there's so much money in boxing.
Yeah, but you have to get punched in the head by
the greatest boxer in the world
for 10, 12 rounds.
I feel like I'd rather play golf and take a bit less money, you know?
I reckon I'd rather play golf too.
Golf, $6 million for doing what is essentially a hobby.
Pretty much.
Boxing, more money, but also more risk of brain injury.
You've got to get punched in the face.
The number one payday for a Kiwi is also boxing.
Joseph Parker made between $10 and $12 million
for fighting Anthony Joshua,
also for the heavyweight title of the world, also lost.
Oh.
Yeah.
Imagine, I wonder how much they would have got if they won.
I know, right?
Yeah.
I know.
Double?
Maybe, surely. Maybe. Because it's so interesting. I remember watching right? Yeah. I know. Double? Maybe, surely.
Maybe.
Because it's so interesting.
I remember watching the Conor McGregor fight when he teed up that fight
with Floyd Mayweather.
Yeah, what a joke.
And it wasn't even a real boxing match.
No.
I think he made $60 million or something in that one fight.
Maybe we do need to get into boxing.
Is it too late?
I've got good reach on me.
No power, but very good reach.
Yeah, great reach.
Call up Shane Cameron.
He'll take you on.
You'll know our next guest from the Masked Singer,
or you might know him from Frickin' Dangerous, bro.
Please welcome to the studio, James Roque.
What's up? That was a lot of stank on Frickin' Dangerous. bro. Please welcome to the studio, James Roque. What's up?
That was a lot of stank on Frickin' Dangerous, bro.
I love that.
It's a lot of sauce on it.
Because I love Frickin' Dangerous, bro.
Hell yeah.
I respect that.
Good to have you in, mate.
Thanks for having me.
You've been too busy, so we've been trying to get you in ages, and then, you know, finally
we've snapped you up.
Hey, snap me away, baby.
I'm very happy to be snapped up.
James is heading back to the basement theatre tonight, right?
You're doing three shows at the basement theatre?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But tonight, tomorrow and Saturday.
Yeah.
Tomorrow and Saturday's show will be taped.
You're filming it as your special, right?
Yeah, it's my second one, yeah.
Yeah, because I went to your first one that was taped.
You did?
With my mum.
You did?
You brought your mum?
And she voted your show, because I took her to a lot of comedy stuff.
Yeah.
During the festival, right?
During the festival.
Yes.
And she voted yours her favourite.
That means a lot to me.
She's a harsh critic.
Because I'm a fan of your mum.
Oh, good.
I'm a fan of her being scared and angry at you.
It's my favourite content.
Are you going to see Bree's mum's show in the Best Foods Comedy Gala?
Is she doing it?
She doesn't know that she's in it.
Okay.
She's going to do a type four
in front of all the people.
Exactly.
Hey, this is what's buzzy
about your show
at the Basement Theatre.
It's pay what you want.
Yeah.
I like this.
Yeah, I just think
art should be for everyone.
Yeah.
Right?
So like,
especially comedy.
I feel like everyone
should be able to come
to these things
and often if the ticket's
like 90 bucks,
then I'm like,
it's tough.
Exactly.
And also,
I find this whenever
I do like the gala. So if I do like the and also i find this when i whenever i do like
the gala so if i do like the civic or like the kid it's kind of a theater like the big rooms and
stuff there's often like you get the front rows who and those tickets are the most expensive ones
yeah and because they're the most expensive ones you get like the most dry balls like yeah you
know i'm saying like and i'm like no shade to people, but a lot of the time they're a little bit more reserved
and maybe don't laugh as loud.
So I'm like...
We expected to see Dame Kiri Takanoa at the Dame Kiri Takanoa Theatre.
Oh, this man's talking about his testicle.
Yeah, I am, Sharon.
Hey, we've got a surprise for you this afternoon.
Yeah, what's the surprise?
We want to write off some of your other success
and rip off your big television show The Masked Singer.
So here's what's happening right now
James, is that
we've created our own version
of The Masked Singer, which we like to
call The Boxed Singer.
Mainly because we don't have
a mask. We're now bringing
a person into the studio
This is incredible. Who has a box
on their head. Our person here has a box on their head.
Our person here with the box on their head is going to sing a little bit,
and then you're going to have to guess who that is.
Who is this well-known New Zealander?
How well-known are they?
Oh, pretty well-known.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, because I'm going to feel really bad if I don't know.
Like, not going to say who, but there was a couple times in the first two seasons,
they and Martin, I was like, yo!
Dope!
Cool, man.
You mean you didn't know it was Mikey Havoc?
No, he's the one I did know, weirdly, but yeah, there's a few.
And I was like, okay.
Okay.
Look, it's a little bit harder because we're not going to give you clues. Okay.
So don't feel bad if you don't get it.
Box singer, are you ready to perform for James?
La, la, la, la, la, la.
They're ready.
They're ready to roll.
Okay, here we go.
Give him a few bars.
Take it away.
It's me.
Hi.
I'm the problem.
It's me.
Wait, that's it?
That's all I'm getting?
Yeah, that's all you get.
I don't think she knows any more lyrics.
Okay, cool.
We didn't say it was a good spinoff of the Masked Singer.
No, this is riveting stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot what I'm here to plug. Like, I'm like... So so james roque could you could you give me that one more time it's me
hi i'm the problem it's me little pitchy who is that well here's the thing on the tv show we
usually get like a clue package so we get like clues about who they are so we can kind of piece
it from that okay we'll give you some clues okay it's a woman okay they are a resident we can kind of piece it from there. Okay, we'll give you some clues. Okay. It's a woman. Okay.
They are a resident of ZDM radio station.
Okay.
Ooh.
They have brown, black hair. No, no more clues.
No more clues.
Okay, that's enough.
No more clues.
Okay, well, that narrows it down a lot,
especially the fact that you had to ask
what colour hair this person has.
It's a hailey sprout!
Boxie, please remove your box.
It's Larissa from The Office.
We couldn't find any celebrities in time,
so Larissa from The Office.
Larissa, you sound awesome.
And you would make a lot of money
if Hayley ever had food poisoning.
You could replace her
because you actually sounded like her.
That's Larissa from the promotions department.
How did you not know it was her?
I feel, well, you know what?
I should have known that, Larissa.
Well, now you do.
Now I do.
Larissa, how did it feel being under the box?
I really need a wee, but you know.
Every contestant that we've ever had also had to be disposed in their costumes.
What a bootleg version of the Masked Singer.
Thank you, Larissa.
You did great.
If you want to see a bonafide, proper, high-production show,
go and see James Roquette at the Basement Theatre tonight
and for the next three nights with his show, Badong?
Mm-hmm.
Badong.
That's the one.
I love the question mark at the end of that.
Badong?
Go to the show and you'll learn more about it.
That's true.
You'll know what it is.
Exactly.
Thank you. Brian Clint, we're back after this, see you then
Brian Clint
And that's the end of the show
Done, dusted
Gotta get out of here, I'm going to the Michael Jordan movie tonight
I know, this looks so good
It's the story of Nike trying to sign a young Michael Jordan.
It's got the guy from Ozark in it, Jason Bateman,
and the lady from How to Get Away with Murder.
Viola Davis?
Viola Davis, yeah.
Is it Viola Davis?
The one who did the big Oprah Winfrey interview on Netflix.
I'm pretty sure it's Viola Davis.
Yeah, well, I'm going to that movie.
Who else?
I don't think Michael Jordan's in it.
I think Matt Damon's in it.
Yeah, he's not playing Michael Jordan, though.
Obviously not.
Imagine if he was.
No.
Oh, you know who they'll cast as Michael Jordan?
Scarlett Johansson.
Meryl Streep could do it.
Anyway, I'll give you a review tomorrow.
Movie's called Air.
What are you doing tonight?
I am going home to probably play on my PlayStation.
Yeah, boy.
Bit of a fortnight.
Probably play on my own because I've got no friends.
Let's do it.
That sounds depressing.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye, guys. I'll make it through. no friends. Let's do it. That sounds depressing. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, guys.
Make it through.
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