ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd March 2023

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Travel hack Ellie Goulding sounds like The Weeknd Scones: Jam or cream first? What's The Plot Biggest paydays in NZ sport See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, you ready for this? Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. No, podcast. What is this? Claudia, what is this? I think this is the podcast? This is the podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Sounded like the podcast. Do we ask people to like and subscribe to our podcast? Is that a thing that we do? Because we should. Yeah. I think we need to start doing it more. You've got to subscribe to our podcast is that a thing that we do because we should yeah I think we need to start doing it more you've got to subscribe to this podcast please yeah please or the company's going to get rid of us
Starting point is 00:00:31 they're going to fire us oh my god don't put that as an omen right it's a bad omen I know so please subscribe touch wood touch your head touch my hair gross Brie has a box Touch your head. Touch my hair. Gross. Bree has a box of fake mac and cheese in the studio today.
Starting point is 00:00:52 It's my least favourite. Yeah, you froth the stuff out. You've got the Kraft mac and cheese. This is the Kraft one. I personally am an Easy Mac girl. Yeah. What's Easy Mac? Easy Mac is like the real fluoro orange one.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Do you like that better than real mac and cheese? Yeah, kind of. Do you? Oh, nah, depends. Because I don't even reckon that's real pasta. Forget the cheese. I don't even reckon it's real pasta. It's real pasta. The cheese definitely not.
Starting point is 00:01:19 It's a cheese powder. This is what I will say. I think mac and cheese is very easy to get wrong. Right. But a really great, well-made, homemade mac and cheese, of course I'd take it over the box stuff. I've got an important question for you. Well, I've got two.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I'm going to start with the easy one. Do you put bacon in your macaroni and cheese? I think so. Do you put peas in your macaroni and cheese? No. No. I love peas in my macaroni and cheese. Really? Then that's not macaroni and cheese. It's macaroni and cheese? No. No. I love peas in my macaroni and cheese. Really?
Starting point is 00:01:46 Then that's not macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and peas. It's like some weird macaroni dish. What am I thinking of pasta bake? No, I'm thinking macaroni and cheese. No, the texture ruins it. Mac and cheese and peas. Mac and pastry thing and then boom, yucky peas are there.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I thought you'd be all about it. Peas are vegan. Not the peas. They can are there. I thought you'd be all about it. Peas are vegan. Not the peas. They can get out. I do think peas are underrated sometimes. They're yucky. Peas are an adult food. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:02:12 It took me a long time to appreciate a pea. Really? My nonna used to make the most incredible Italian pea dish and it's so easy. It's called a peasey. It's called what? Is it easy peasey? Peasey.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Beasey. Easy. Pizzee. Easy pizzee. Pizzee. Pizzee. Easy pizzee. Pizzee. And it's pizzee.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Pizzee. It might be pizzee. I call it pizzee. Anyway, all it is, garlic, chopped onion. Yeah. You throw a can of- Peaches. Chopped tomatoes. Yeah. You throw a can of- Peaches. Chopped tomatoes. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:47 In there. And then you put a whole bag of baby peas. Oh, yeah. In there and then a little bit of passata and you're away and cooking. That's a pea dish. And then you let it cook down for a little bit. Is it not a sauce? Is that a dish in itself?
Starting point is 00:03:02 It's just a- Yeah, it's like a side. Fuck Italians are so good in the kitchen. They're amazing, eh? If I had to eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be Italian. Is that what it would be? Yeah, it's just so like, this might sound stupid, but to me, Italian food is so full of like. Love?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Love. That's exactly the word I was going to use. Like it feels like if someone makes you good Italian food. It feels like a hug. They love you. All food made for you well feels like love, but Italian food in particular. I just feel like Italian food, the cuisine,
Starting point is 00:03:34 there's so many great things. Yeah. And I love other cuisines. But it's all around these central pillars of tomato, pasta, cheese. Yep. And then garlic. Yeah. Italians, you know what's so. Bread. pasta, cheese. Yep. And then garlic and... Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Italians, you know what's... Bread. Oh, yum. Yeah. You know what's something that people don't realise unless you've grown up in an Italian family is that bread, like in fresh bread, every meal you'll have fresh bread.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Yeah, right. You always have, like my nonna would always make fresh bread and you always have fresh bread. What about how we all got into baking our own bread during lockdown and now none of us aren't doing it anymore? I never did. Did you not? Nah.
Starting point is 00:04:11 My wife got so good at breads. I'm so bad at baking. It's all like measurements and being precise and stuff. I love baking. It didn't look that hard when she was doing it. She would have made the dough in the Thermomix. Yep. That would make the...
Starting point is 00:04:29 Because, see, I could do that. What's a Thermomix? Oh, fuck. You don't know what a Thermomix is? What is it? Oh, my God. Let me Google. I just used a bowl and a wooden spoon.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Thermomix is a very privileged kitchen item, but as far as kitchen gadgets go... It's a cooking robot is essentially what it is. It's worth two grand? About three grand now. Are they? Yeah, they've gone up. It's like a $3,000 food processor.
Starting point is 00:04:52 How is this better than my bowl and wooden spoon? Because it does everything. Oh my God, it does everything. You know how time-consuming risotto is to make? Yes. Put the rice in there, put the stock in there and push the button and it will just make the most perfect risotto.
Starting point is 00:05:07 But does it have as much love? Yeah, where's the love? Risotto's a hard one. Yeah, I love that thermomix. And risotto is one of, it's a really hard Italian dish to make. Ryan's my boyfriend. Not for my thermomix robot.
Starting point is 00:05:22 So good at it. Ryan is my thermomix. He does it for me.omix robot. So good at it. Ryan is my Thermomix. He does it for me. Not like that. All right. Guy! What do you put inside him? He can stir.
Starting point is 00:05:38 He's a good cook. He's a good cook, okay? Put the lid on. Perfect eggs. That's perfect eggs. Can you make bread in this thing? You can make bread in it? It makes everything. That sounds boring, though. Putting the lid on. Perfect eggs. That's perfect eggs. Can you make bread in this thing? You can make bread in it. It makes everything.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Well, you make the dough. That sounds boring, though. It makes custard. Makes strawberry daiquiris. What do you do? Makes perfect rice, perfect boiled eggs. Clint doesn't use it. She had me at strawberry daiquiris.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I do eggs in it. Do you? How? You're cracking the egg in it? Put it in a fry pan. No, boiled eggs. Just put it in a pot. Put it in a pot.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Why would I do any of this shit? I've got a robot to do it. I'll come in the end. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Cutty, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. I was just showing you what was in my dog's eye
Starting point is 00:06:25 for the last three or four days. So my dog, Whitney Houston, she has had a really sore eye and then we've been, you know, looking after it and thought it was getting better and then it just got worse. So we took her to the vet this morning and then they put that dye in the eye so they can see if there's like ulcers or other foreign objects and they pulled out this giant grass seed.
Starting point is 00:06:48 It was huge. It's massive. It was so big. It's like, looks like three or four centimetres long. Yeah. I felt so bad, the poor little thing. Can you imagine if you'd been walking around with that thing in your eye? So uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:07:01 But you made her better. Yeah. Whitney Houston, after it came out of her eye, turned to you and she said, It's quite sore actually. It had a grass seed in it. And I said, wow, you can sing? We're going to make millions.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Hey, today on the show, lots of fun stuff coming up. If you want to beat Bree in What's The Plot, you'll win $400 cash today and we're going to do that at 4.30. Also in the next 20 minutes, a really important discussion that we're going to get to the bottom of.
Starting point is 00:07:32 What goes on a scone first? Is it jam or is it whipped cream? Which one? What's the order? What's the proper order? Do you put the cream on first and then dollop the jam on top or do you use the jam as the base and then squirt the cream on top? Yeah, I mean, it is these big life discussions that we cover on the show.
Starting point is 00:07:52 We will get to the bottom of it. We will. It's our mission today. We will have an answer for you. First, though, tradie versus lady. The ladies are on a winning streak. I think they've gone three in a row. So if you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady to call us right now.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yep. If that's you, call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. The tradie's having a win yesterday, which means they're on 23 wins for the year. The lady's still in front on 24.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Hawke's Bay. She's 33 and she's a new mum trying to figure out the whole work, life, parenting, balance thing. It's bloody hard. Welcome to the show, Charlotte. Hello there, Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:08:37 How old's the newborn? He's not that newborn, so I've been trying to work it out for a while because he's like 20 months. It's tough, eh? It's so tough. Charlotte's like, it's a long it out for a while. Yeah. It's like 20 months. It's tough, eh? It's so tough. Charlotte's like, it's a long process. It is a long process.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's a big change. Work in progress. You're taking on our tradies today. It's Lady Tradie calling in from Hamilton, the 30, and they love riding mountain bikes. Please welcome to the show, Heather. That's cool, Heather. Have you done the track in Rotorua? The track.
Starting point is 00:09:03 I've barely scratched the surface. There's hundreds, but I'm ticking my way through them. She's right. There is hundreds. I destroyed my mountain bike as a teenager in Rotorua in the redwoods. One of my friends, actually, his job is to design those tracks. Then he just gets to ride on them
Starting point is 00:09:19 all the time. Dream. Amazing. Okay. Heather, your buzzer is tradie. Charlotte, your buzzer is tradie. Charlotte, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Bumble is launching a speed dating feature on the app. Name two other dating apps you can use here in New Zealand. Lady. Charlotte, just. Tinder. Yeah. Grindr. Yeah, just. Tender. Yeah. Grinder. Yeah, we'll take it.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Nice work, Charlotte. I've been married for like forever. I've never used a dating app. Well, you did a good job. You managed to get two. You nailed it, Charlotte. Nice work. One on the board for the ladies.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Question number two. What country gave the US the Statue of Liberty? Was it France, Japan or Germany? France. Charlotte. Justin? Is it France? It is.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Nice work. I didn't know that. Didn't you? No, I didn't know that. Learn something new every day. Do you reckon they unveiled it and they were like, could have been bigger? It's pretty big. It's not that big.
Starting point is 00:10:24 No, it's pretty big. How big? It's huge. It's not that big. No, it's pretty big. How big? It's huge. It's not that big. Have you been there? I've seen it. Have you? Yeah, I was like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Can you imagine how big it would have been back then? Things weren't that big back then. I mean, the postage would have been very expensive. Huge amount of shipping. Huge. Question number three. All right, here we go. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Brodie. Oh yeah, get in there, Heather. Yes, Heather, come on. It's Nickelback. Yeah, it is Nickelback. Nice work, Heather. You're on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Question number four. Who was the lead actor in the movie The Mask? Tradies. Ladies. Heather. Jim Carrey. Well done. Nice. What a comeback. We're all tied up here, guys. Heather. Jim Carrey. Well done. Nice.
Starting point is 00:11:05 What a comeback. We're all tied up here, guys. This is for the win. Question number five. Listen carefully and tell me who said this. That's one small step for a man. Lady. Trudy.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Charlotte. Oh, no. No, it's gone. Three guess. Three guess, Heather. Is, it's gone. You should get a guess. Free guess, Heather. Is it Lance Armstrong? No. That's what I always say, Heather.
Starting point is 00:11:31 He's the cyclist. It's Neil Armstrong. Neil Armstrong. I do that all the time, Heather. Poor Neil Armstrong getting stuck with Lance Armstrong's legacy. Okay, still tie break. All right, here we go. Still for the win.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Question number six. What was the biggest movie of 1997? Was it Liar Liar, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park Lost World, or Men in Black? Lady? Yes, Heather. Justin? I'm going to go with Jurassic Park.
Starting point is 00:12:04 No, Charlotte, you want to guess? Men in Black. She with Jurassic Park. Ooh. No. Charlotte, you want to guess? Men in Black. That's it. She's got it. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work, Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Just managed to claw it back at the end. Congratulations. I totally would have guessed Jurassic Park as well. So would have I. I don't know what 50 bucks buys you as far as parental leave goes, but you've got it. Thanks to KFC. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Thank you, guys. That's Miguel and Sure Thing. Oh, okay. Just stopped. I've got a travel hack. Are you going anywhere,
Starting point is 00:12:39 anywhere soon? I hope to be going somewhere soon, but no. Yes, you are. Oh, but that's not soon. You're not ready to talk about it. I'm not ready to talk soon, but no. Yes, you are. Oh, but that's not soon. You're not ready to talk about it. No, I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You are, though. The flights aren't booked yet. You're going for a couple of weeks, though, and you're going to need a few things. So this travel hack could work for you. Okay. This travel hack won't work for you if you win ZM's next flight because you won't have enough time for this one.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Got it. But this one is about having enough luggage to take on the trip with you. Okay. Now, really, if you're going overseas, you should get your life down to one suitcase. You should travel light. I'm the worst for this. You're the worst for it.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I'm the worst. We will go to Dunedin for one night and Bree will show up to the suitcase, the airport with this enormous suitcase. We just have a carry-on bag and then Bree's like, I've got to go to the carousel, guys. I can't. You know, I either have way too much or not enough. And then the times where I'd rather have too much.
Starting point is 00:13:35 We're going to do O-Week and I'm like, what have you packed? Riding boots? And my sink's in there. So there's a lady in Florida who has worked out that to add a bag to her luggage on the airline that she was flying. Okay. Because you don't pay by weight. You pay by bag when it comes to extras. She has to pay $150 for an extra bag.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Right. Which is heaps. A lot. Heaps. The clothing that she wants to take, while it might be bulky, it's not that heavy. So she figured out if she puts it in a box and then puts it on a courier to the place that she wants to go, $32. Genius!
Starting point is 00:14:12 But then you also have to be organised and do it so it gets there in time. You have to be more organised than you realise because you can't send it too early because you have to send it to the hotel you're staying at. And if this random box shows up, they're not going to hold it for ages. They're going to go, this
Starting point is 00:14:27 guest isn't here and just get rid of it. And you can't send it too close to the trip because then it risks getting stuck in transit and not getting to you on time. So I don't know what the window is, but you kind of have to time it perfectly. Like maybe a week before your flight if it's international, that's when you need to
Starting point is 00:14:44 send it from the post office. True. Your bag of clothes that you want to wear while you're on holiday. That's so funny. She also revealed that this, the woman who fattened the travel hack, she said, in theory it works. For me, it backfired because I shipped it and then went on my holiday and put things that I need in that box.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And while I was on holiday, the package got returned to sender. For some reason, in the mail, it didn't go through. No. So while she's flying to the destination, the item is being shipped back to her house. So her box of clothes for her holiday were waiting for her on her doorstep when she got home from holiday. Got it. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.
Starting point is 00:15:23 From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. The Aussie superstar who's gotten married in a secret ceremony in Bali is Tones and I. So they say, dance for me, dance for me, dance for me. She married her boyfriend, Jimmy Bedford, who is a football player. They got engaged in 2021. Oh, yeah. And they've been together for a number of years.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I will put my hand up and say I'm a big Tones and I fan. Didn't realise that she had a long-term boyfriend. You haven't been stalking close enough. I know. Yeah, that one got through. What about how she just popped up on stage with Matt Clamore at Friday Jams Live? That was pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Wasn't that the coolest surprise? I loved it so much. A lot of famous people, because she posted photos on her social media, a lot of famous people commenting and congratulating them. Sophie Monk. Oh, yeah. Aussie cricket player David Warner. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 There's also Chris Shell from Selling Sunset, Macklemore, the Veronicas, and heaps more famous people congratulating me. Wait, Chris Shell from Selling Sunset? Yeah. Really? Yeah. She's friends with Chris Shell from Selling Sunset? Chris Shell said,
Starting point is 00:16:37 I'm so, so, so happy for you guys. How sad is it that that's the one I'm starstruck by? Yeah, I know. I was like, what about Macklemore? You might know they're friends because I saw them at Friday Jams Live together. Yeah, true. And they've got that song together. Yeah, they do, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
Starting point is 00:17:13 Our movie guessing game where this week if you can beat Bree you'll win $400 cash. The person here to take you down is Sam. Kia ora Sam. G'day Sam.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Kia ora guys. Sam how doay, Sam. Kia ora, guys. Sam, how do you go in this game usually? Well, when I'm not competitive, I slay it. But when as soon as it's up to me to put your money where my mouth is, you know, maybe it might not be as quick on the draw. The stomach's in knots a little bit. So is that what they call the butterfly effect? Yep, I think so, Sam.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Look, I can feel the nerves coming from you, but it's okay. I just think you need to take one deep breath and you'll be fine. Is this Sam Ackerman? It is, actually. I recognised your voice. Wait, who's that? Famous broadcaster. Famous. Famous broadcaster. Famous.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Famous broadcaster and sports expert. And I can tell you there is one sports-related movie in What's the Plot today. I'm flattered, Sam, that you have called our show. Thanks so much. No, my kids would not let the dial be anywhere else. They are fervent fans, and my and my eldest Bo turns 10 this weekend. So if we can win this, I imagine he's expecting it all to go on him. Amazing. Well, happy birthday to Bo for this weekend.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Let's see if Dad can bring home the bacon. Here we go, guys. Esteemed company in What's the Plot today. The rules are. Oh, this is pressure. I will read plot lines from the start. If you can get it first, you'll get the point. You don't need to wait for me to finish that plot.
Starting point is 00:18:45 You just buzz in with your name. But if you get it wrong, the other person gets as much time as they like to have a free guess. All right. Movie number one. Here we go. Oh, by the way, as far as a theme goes this week, last week we did big box office flops. Today, movies with relatively tiny budgets that went on to gross crazy amounts of money.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Okay. Okay. Let's start off with an easy one. Movie number one. Found film footage tells the tale. Brie. The Blair Witch Project. That was correct. Renowned
Starting point is 00:19:24 for how small the budget was in that film and how much it made. They didn't think it would do what it did. 60 grand it cost. Really? And it ended up making $248 million at the box office. Wow. Sam, you're still with us.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Come on, Sam. You were right in there. I know you were right in there. Did you know it, Sam? Yeah, I was there. No, I remember having the bejesus scared out of me with that. So yeah, I remember that one. I'm going to go to our sports movie next to try and level the playing fields.
Starting point is 00:19:54 All right. Also with a small budget, went on to make crazy amounts of money. Okay. Movie number two. A small-time boxer. Brie. Brie. Creed. Creed.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Creed is incorrect. Sam, I'm going to give you a free guess before I continue with the plot. So obviously you can just throw any boxing movie out there that you like. The Boxer. The Boxer is incorrect. Okay. I'll carry on with the plot. You're both back in play.
Starting point is 00:20:32 A small-time boxer from working-class Philadelphia is up. Sam? Rocky. Rocky's correct. Of course it's Rocky. Good one, Sam. From 1976, cost $1.1 million to make, went on to make $225 million. Such a cult film, like part of pop culture. We're all tied up in What's the Plot?
Starting point is 00:20:50 I don't like being in this position. This is for the win. Whoever gets this walks away with the victory. Plot line three. In small town Preston, Idaho, an awkward teen has trouble fitting in. After his grandmother is injured in an accident, his life is made even worse when his strangely nostalgic uncle,
Starting point is 00:21:15 Rico, shows up to keep an eye on him. Brie? Brie. Napoleon Dynamite? Napoleon Dynamite is correct. Is it? That was a wild guess. That was a guess.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Sorry, Sam. No, I don't apologise. That's owning it. Getting Napoleon Dynamite from that description, I'm thoroughly impressed. Mate, I threw it up. It was a Hail Mary, but you did well. Hey, we're going to send you away with 50 KFC chicken dollars
Starting point is 00:21:41 as a consolation prize, Sam Ackerman. Thanks for playing What's the Plot this afternoon. Keep it up, guys. Good work, Brie. Thank you, Sam. Brie and Clint. Can we talk about the hot pressing issue of the day, scones? I do love a scone.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Scone? Scone. I say scone. Do you say scone? I say scone. I say scone scone i say scone do you say scone i say scone i say scone too um do you do you in new zealand if um if someone gets hit in the head um do you go oh scone jump scondom yeah you do too yeah i don't say scondom nah weird uh there's a londoner who has spent 10 years sampling scones
Starting point is 00:22:22 at hundreds of historic sites across the UK. Jealous. Dream job. They believe, they know once and for all, which order the jam and cream should go on the scone. Okay. Is it jam on the bottom, cream on top? Or is it cream on the bottom and jam on top? And if you want to get real crazy,
Starting point is 00:22:41 are people putting butter as well in the mix? Definitely. Wait, are you putting butter as well in the mix. Definitely. Wait, are you putting butter as well? Definitely. Butter is the lube. No, the jam and the cream are the lube. No, they're the toppings. Oh, keep butter out of this conversation. Why do you have to complicate it with butter?
Starting point is 00:22:58 Jesus, this is a simple question. Jam then cream, cream then jam. Okay, she has visited 250 British cafes and tea rooms. So she's the authority. Yes. And she has definitively said which way it goes around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:11 But before we get to her answer, we need to find out how we feel. Yep. So Bree, I present you a raw dog scone and a little jar of jam and a little pottle of cream. Which way are you assembling your scone? It's jam then cream. Jam then cream? Because I don't want to put the heavier element, which I feel is the jam, on top of the cream, which squishes.
Starting point is 00:23:32 To bog it down. Yeah. Right. That's how I feel. That's how I've always done it. Jam is grippier than cream, though, as far as holding things on the scone. But that's fine. That's your opinion.
Starting point is 00:23:40 We're going to go now to Claudia. That's your opinion, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually my opinion. Claudia? I'm 100% with you's your opinion too. Yeah, that's actually my opinion. Claudia? I'm 100% with you, Bree. Yes? Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Jam and then cream. Jam and then cream. Because it's heavier. It'll like slip and slide all over the place. Exactly. Hesitant to ask this question, but Ella, is there such thing as vegan cream? Probably, yeah. Is there vegan scones?
Starting point is 00:24:02 Yeah, and what I would do is I would, depending on the ratio, put more vegan cream and less jam and put the cream first than the jam. God, how sad must a vegan scone be? Oh, leave me alone. Not nearly as bad as a gluten-free. I also believe it goes jam and then cream. Oh, then why were you coming at Claudia and I then? Yeah, man, what the hell? Oh, devil's advocate, I guess.
Starting point is 00:24:28 But here we have the answer. Our opinion is irrelevant. Oh, no, that's right. There's an actual expert. This is the scone aficionado, Sarah Merker from the UK. 250 scones at 250 establishments. She's blogged about scones. She has done interviews on BBC about her opinion on scones.
Starting point is 00:24:48 And according to her, if you're having a scone, it goes jam and then cream. This is great. There are people out there, though. There are people out there that believe it's cream than jam. Yeah, they exist. Yeah. Yeah, that's why this is a discussion.
Starting point is 00:25:07 What happened to them in their life, traumatically, where they've been like cream than jam? There's also people out there putting butter on their scones first. No, no, no. That happens. That's a thing. That happens. That's a real thing.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Are you with me, Claude? That's not a thing. Yeah, butter has no place in a jam and cream scone. That's a whole separate issue. Oh, butter out. Thank you very much. You need to have a conversation with your doctor. Butter on everything.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Butter on everything. Get your cholesterol checked. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we are, birthday banger time on our show. If this is the first time you've heard it, this is where you guys can call us up, tell us what your birthday is, and we figure out what was the number one song
Starting point is 00:25:52 when you were 16, and then we'll play our favourite one. I can already see some goodies loaded up for today, so let's start with Chelsea. Kia ora, Chelsea. G'day, Chelsea. Hey. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:26:03 How's your day been? Yeah, good. I'm just sitting waiting for my partner to finish his job. Just sitting in the car. Nice of you to wait. I would have went home. Yeah, I know. I'm close. I'm close. You're selfless. You're selfless, Chelsea. What's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:26:18 So 26th of October 1990. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2006, Chelsea. And on that day you were 16 in 2006, Chelsea. Mm-hmm. And on that day, this would have been number one. Give me a banger. Banger.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Whoa, what an emo. Yeah, no, not for me. Oh, really? This was such a great show. They were in Auckland I think two weeks ago A couple of weeks ago Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:47 Yeah no That wasn't me Okay Alright okay Chelsea Chelsea's like I was more You know
Starting point is 00:26:54 Britney Spears 2006 Yeah Little bit early For Lady Gaga But Oh it was close 2007
Starting point is 00:27:02 Yeah Let's go to Sam And do a birthday banger For Sam Kia ora, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Whereabouts are you? What are you doing? I'm in Christchurch, just heading on the way home to have a nice cold glass of wine. Oh, lovely. That sounds divine. Well, let's not keep you waiting. What's your birthday? 8th of February, 1991.
Starting point is 00:27:23 All right, that means you were 16 in 2001, Sam. No, that doesn't work. 1991 to 2001. Yeah, no, that doesn't make sense. Oh, sorry. This means Sam was 10 years old. Hang on, Sam. Wait there.
Starting point is 00:27:37 We'll see if we can urgently fix it for you, and we'll go to Kenneth. Kia ora, Kenneth. Hi, Kenneth. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, pretty cruisy. Day off, so yeah, all good. Oh, nice. What do you do for work, Kenneth. Hi, Kenneth. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, pretty cruisy. Day off, so yeah, all good.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Oh, nice. What do you do for work, Kenneth? In the security industry. Oh, lovely. Good to have a day off. All right, well, let's do your birthday, Bangor. What's your birthday? 10th of March, 1977.
Starting point is 00:28:00 I'm old. Oh, this is wrong as well. Is it? You said 1977, didn't you, Kenneth? Yeah. Oh, this is wrong as well. Is it? You said 1977, didn't you, Kenneth? Yeah. Oh, no. Okay, wait there. We've managed to work out Sam's.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Let's go to Sam. Back to Sam. So we've got your birthday now, 8th of February, 1991. Which means you're 16 in 2007. And here is your birthday banger. Now we're talking. A bit of Nelly Furtado, Sam. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah, good. That's a banger. I thought I was going to read J-Lo for some reason, but Nelly's good. Okay, wait there, wait there. We've got to go back to Kenneth. I think we've managed to sort this out. Are you still with us, Kenneth?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yes. Okay, we're having a bit of a mozza, but we've got this under control now. All right, Kenneth, I think we've managed to sort this out. Are you still with us, Kenneth? Yes. Okay, we're having a bit of a mozza, but we've got this under control now. All right, Kenneth, 77, which means you were 16 in 1993. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, Kenneth. We've come right in the end. Bit of Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston. Kenneth. We've come right in the end. Whitney Houston.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Whitney Houston. Iconic. Do you love it, Kenneth? It's all right, I guess. What are you voting for? My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado or Whitney Houston? Probably Nelly Furtado. Nelly Furtado.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Okay, cool. Wait there. Brie, you by default just vote for Whitney Houston, Nelly Patata Nelly Patata Okay cool Wait there Brie you by default Just vote for Whitney Houston Don't you It's just how it happens Yeah Sorry guys I have to go with my gut
Starting point is 00:29:33 And vote for My Chemical Romance That's fair That would have been My second choice We'll split the vote And go to producer Ella Today Ella
Starting point is 00:29:38 Can you pick between Those three songs What's the winner Of Birthday Banger today Hmm I'm going My Chemical Romance. I'm happy with that.
Starting point is 00:29:47 That was, I was torn but I just obviously have to go with Whitney. You have to. Otherwise your dog can't look you in the eye. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Hey, Chels, waiting for your partner. Congratulations. You just won birthday banger. She's gone. He came out and she's like, I'm out of here.
Starting point is 00:30:05 She's gone. I'm going home. He took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, son, when you grow up, would you be? Brian Clint. For the emos. Brian Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger, My Chemical Romance from 2006.
Starting point is 00:30:32 2006. Shout out to ex-producer of the show, producer Ellie. She would have loved that one. She's the leader of the Black Parade. She is the leader of the Black Parade. So wherever you are, Ellie, that's for you. Do you know what? Yuck. What?
Starting point is 00:30:47 In three years time, that song will be 20 years old. Yeah, why'd you say it? Oh, Claudia's holding her forehead. Oh my god! Ellie just messaged me on Facebook. She's listening. Yeah! We love you, Ellie. She said she literally stayed in the car just to listen to that song
Starting point is 00:31:04 play out. Oh, I love that. Hi, Ellie. We love you. We love you. Does that make that song classic rock? Yeah. Do they have to start playing that on gold? Yeah, absolutely. They'd be ripping that on gold right now.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Life comes at you fast. It really does. I want to talk about a situation that I saw where siblings, it potentially could really start a fight between siblings. Okay. And it's around inheritance. Oh, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:34 So apparently this woman wrote into this place asking for advice and this is what she said. I have one brother who I adore. We are both in our 30s, and around two years ago, I bought my first home. Right. He is also trying to buy, but has been struggling to put together a deposit. I had no help from my parents when I bought my apartment. Instead, I saved for years and sacrificed luxury items so I could afford to do it.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I also bought a small place in an undesirable area just to get on the property ladder. You went old school. Yeah. Did it yourself. My parents recently disclosed to me that they're giving my brother $100,000 as he's been struggling to get the money together for a deposit. Oh, that would really grind your gears. My mum said to me, make sure you take
Starting point is 00:32:26 what your brother got out of the will when we die. Oh, mum! I know their will will split everything down the middle 50-50 between me and my brother and this extra money for my brother hasn't been written into the will. What should I do? First of all, grim
Starting point is 00:32:43 that they're giving you an IOU payable on death. Yeah should I do? First of all, grim that they're giving you an IOU payable on death. Yeah. I mean, she said it to her, but it could cause drama because I've seen this happen before where relationships between siblings, really good, and then all
Starting point is 00:32:59 of a sudden there's like an inheritance and everyone hates each other. This is the impossible juggling act of being a parent though because your kids have different needs and you, the one with the apartment already, you're clearly a go-getter, you're a self-starter and they're probably really proud of the fact that you were able to muster up your own deposit for a house. I think it's... And they just know that your brother's not.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah, but I personally think, and I'm not a parent, but in my opinion, I think it's the wrong thing to do. Yeah, okay. I honestly believe that because... So what do you think they should do? Then they should give $50,000. If they only have $100,000 to spare, like if they don't have more than that,
Starting point is 00:33:41 which I mean, good on them for even having $100,000, they should split it down the middle, give him $50,000 and give her $50,000 and she can put it on her mortgage. They probably don't have $100,000 though. They probably remortgaged their house to get that $100,000 for her. Then they shouldn't be giving him $100,000. Oh, it's so sticky and icky. It's so unfair. I've learned this from my mum.
Starting point is 00:34:01 She is like the biggest advocate for everything needs to be fair. Yeah. Or else it can cause issues, I mean, in relationships between siblings. It really can. That's what I think anyway. Yeah. What do you think? I think that her parents are in a tricky situation
Starting point is 00:34:19 and they've probably done what they think is right. I reckon they've genuinely, because they obviously know, because they've said, oh, please take the money after we die. It's not a perfect solution. Yeah. I have sympathy for the parents in this situation. I really do. I think they just stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Nah, I don't. I think stupid move. You reckon just. You split it down the middle. There isn't money to split. No, there is. There's $100,000. But do you reckon they had $100,000 in their bank account to give him?
Starting point is 00:34:51 I reckon they've taken it out of their own house that they're living in. Then they shouldn't give him any money. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. If that's the case, if they really don't have the money, then I think they shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Who are you mad at as the sibling who owns the house? Are you mad at the parents or are you mad at the brother? I'm kind of mad at both. Right, okay. Because the sibling, the brother, would obviously know what I had just been through to get my place. I mean, but then it's hard. And then I'd also be mad at my brother if he's asking the parents for money
Starting point is 00:35:24 and he knows they don't have it. That's where you'd get mad at your sibling. That's probably what I'd be be mad at my brother if he's asking the parents for money and he knows they don't have it. That's where you'd get mad at yourself. That's probably what I'd be extra mad at, yeah. I heard something very interesting on the interwebs yesterday which blew my mind. It's about Ellie Goulding. Love Ellie Goulding. Love a bit of Ellie Goulding.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Love a bit of Ellie Goulding. She has new music with Calvin Harris coming out. I know, I'm so excited. The third song in their trilogy. You know that part? No. We'll move on. I don't think I would have recognised it from that rendition anyway, but thanks. Get a loco to the light out.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Loco to the lights out. Okay tell me your Ellie Goulding news. So I saw this thing online where people are saying that Ellie Goulding if you take a clip of her singing and you pitch it down which means you make it lower sounding like her voice that she sounds like The Weeknd. Oh, buzzy. Have you seen this? No, I haven't seen this.
Starting point is 00:36:33 So we're going to do a comparison. The song is called Miracle, and we're going to listen to Ellie Goulding normal. Yeah. So this is an Ellie Goulding song? Yeah. Okay. And this is just Ellie Goulding song? Yeah. Okay. And this is just her normally singing the song Miracle. This is the Calvin Harris song, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:37:06 This is the new Calvin Harris song. Banger. Obviously, we all know what Ellie Goulding sounds like. Yeah. But when you pitch her down, this is what she sounds like, and I think it sounds exactly like The Weeknd. When you hold me
Starting point is 00:37:22 There's a place I go like The Weeknd. What the hell? That doesn't just sound like The Weeknd. That sounds like a Weeknd song. I know. Oh, nah. This is too freaky. It's weird, eh?
Starting point is 00:37:47 Go back to Ellie and then go back. Oh, no. When you hold me. Claude, start digging around for some weekend songs that sound like that weekend song. It's a different high. Oh, no. Okay, then we switch to the pitch down Ellie Goulding track. This is not the weekend.
Starting point is 00:38:04 This is her. You promise? Did we pitch this down? I promise you, this to the pitch down Ellie Goulding track. This is not the weekend. This is her. You promise? Did we pitch this down? I promise you, this is her pitch down. If you listen really hard, you can definitely hear that it's still her. That bit sounds like her. That sounds exactly like The Weeknd. Weeknd.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Weeknd. Let it drop. Can we let it drop? Hang on. That is buzzing. Wild day. Do we have... That's the weekend.
Starting point is 00:38:50 That's the weekend, and this is Ellie Goulding. That's like... Creepy, eh? Yeah. I mean, I think we can put this to bed. Ellie Goulding. We are living in a simulation. And Ellie Goulding is the weekend.
Starting point is 00:39:10 And Ellie Goulding is the weekend. One and the same. I loved Ellie Goulding's Super Bowl halftime performance that time when she had the bandages on her face. I know. It was so artistic. Which Hadid is Ellie Goulding with? With Bella. Oh, it's a hot couple.
Starting point is 00:39:31 There you go. People are saying that there's other ones, like Morgan Wallen, they're saying. Oh, we've got to look into that too. We'll look into that tomorrow. Here's Britney Spears' pitch down. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Whatie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:39:45 What's the reason that they aren't or maybe you aren't wearing a wedding ring? Yeah. It could be that you're not married. That's why I'm not. God, imagine if you're wearing one but you're not married. People, there's people out there that I feel like wear rings on their wedding. Finger. Finger now.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Real hot people who don't want to be talked to at a bar. Is that what it is? Or people that just don't care about that tradition. Oh, they just want to have a ring on that finger. Yeah, so they wear it. Like I used to, I think I used to wear a ring on that finger years ago because the ring that I had, it was the only finger that it fit. Yeah, after your pretend wedding to Tony Hawk.
Starting point is 00:40:27 What? I don't know. Did you ever crush on Tony Hawk? Tony Hawk? The skateboarder. The skateboarder? Yeah. Yeah, why not?
Starting point is 00:40:34 I was going to say, what's wrong with Tony Hawk? I mean, he's hot. He can pop shove at any time around me. Lacey is here. Hi, Lacey. Hi, Lacey. Hey, how you going? We're good.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Are you married and you don't wear a ring? Yeah, 12 years. On Sunday we've just been, and the first ring we were going through a bit of a financial situation, so we pawned it and couldn't get it back because we couldn't afford it. Oh, no. You had to hock off your wedding ring? Yep.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Just yours, or did you sell both of your rings? Just the wife's one. My one wasn't worth that much. Hers was worth quite a lot more. Wait, are we talking the engagement ring? No, full wedding ring. Oh man, sorry that you guys went through that. Yeah, so we got a replacement. It was a lot cheaper
Starting point is 00:41:20 and that one gave her a bit of a reaction. So we tried a third one and because she's just so used to not wearing it now, she quite often just doesn't have a ring on. I was going to say, I can think of a great 12th wedding anniversary gift you could get. But she does have a ring now. You've replaced your partner's ring.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Yeah, she does have a ring. I've got her initials tattooed on my finger and I've also got a ring as well. Oh, cute, Lacey. Just in case. The tattoo thing is such a life hack because you can't lose it. That's my whole thing about a ring. Even though I don't wear mine, my issue would be at times where I did have to take it off, I'd lose it.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Yeah. I'd lose everything. I'd put it in my pocket when I need to take it off. You put it in your pocket, Lacey. Yeah. I hope you've got good pockets. Let's talk to Abby. Kia ora, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. How hope you got good pockets. Let's talk to Abby. Kia ora, Abby.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Hi, Abby. Hi. How are you going, guys? Good, thanks, Abby. Is it you that doesn't wear a wedding ring? Yeah, so my wedding ring and engagement ring were actually, like, soldered together because the engagement ring was, like, a little bit heavier.
Starting point is 00:42:19 It used to twist, so they were soldered together. Right. So I lost them, and I did an insurance claim on it. And then like a year and a half later, I found this. No. Okay. And I can't bear them because I feel too guilty about it. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Did you? Oh, no. You're worried some insurance investigator is going to be following you to check your ring finger to see if you're wearing those rings you claimed on years ago. It's honestly how my mind is working. The lady at the supermarket's actually like an undercover insurance fraud investigator. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Imagine Abby's at the supermarket, next minute a spy jumps out from behind the cereal aisle. I'm not advocating insurance fraud here, but you know that if anyone did ask, you could just go, oh, yeah, I've got a new ring. I've got some new rings. I know. I just felt every time I look at it, I'm like, oh, you're so naughty.
Starting point is 00:43:15 But they lost it too. It wasn't just like a, I really did lose it. Don't worry. We believe you, Abby. I believe you. And it means you're a good person with a conscience, you know. This text is an interesting one that's come through because we're asking people why they don't wear a wedding ring.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Yeah. And this one says, I work in sales and I make more money when I'm not wearing a ring. That is fascinating. I wonder, like, what is the reason? Is it a superstitious thing? Is it because they appear single? I don't know. We've asked Ella to get in contact with this person and we haven't been able to get them
Starting point is 00:43:52 on the radio. Ella, did you manage to figure out if they were, I'm so interested to know if they're a male or a female, you know? And what is the reason? And what is the reason? Did we get hold of them at all, Ella? No, they didn't pick up. They might be listening still. They might text back. Let's talk to Emily.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Hi, guys. G'day, mate. Emily, is it you that doesn't wear a wedding ring? No, it's my husband. Okay. Oh, interesting. My husband doesn't wear a wedding ring. We're his wedding ring.
Starting point is 00:44:20 He used to. So we've been married like Clint for a little over five years now. Yeah. And he used to constantly wear his wedding ring the first couple to. So we've been married like Clint for a little over five years now. And he used to constantly wear his wedding ring the first couple of years. And now his excuse for not wearing it is that he goes surfing a lot. So he takes
Starting point is 00:44:34 it off so he doesn't lose it in the ocean. But now he just happens to forget to put it on all the time. So I'm actually looking at it. I'm sitting in my car and his ring is sitting in our ashtray. Yeah. In the car. You sound a little bit miffed. You sound a little bit annoyed.
Starting point is 00:44:50 I mean, I always say that it doesn't bother me, but I'm actually considering the tattoo idea like someone mentioned earlier. You should just hide it from him and pretend like he's lost it and then freak out. I was going to say No, no, I was going to say exactly what Bree said. That is a prank
Starting point is 00:45:05 that you can pull that will make him realise if you just hide it and then go, hey babe, where is your wedding ring by the way? He will freak out.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I might try it. I'll have to let you guys know how I get on with this one. Call us back and let us know. Yeah, I will. If you're not going to wear it, at least keep it somewhere
Starting point is 00:45:22 more secure than the frigging ashtray of the car. It's not the best place, is it? I know. Emily's like, our marriage deserves more respect than your ashtray. How dare you? Also, how old is the car that it's still got an ashtray in it? Yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:45:37 Yeah. It'd be worse if he's ashing his ciggies out on top of the ring as well. Oh, babe. You bloody moved my ring out of the way. I've got to put my ciggie out on top of the ring as well. Oh, babe. You bloody moved my ring out of the way. Got to put my ciggie out. Brie and Clint. Brie, you had aspirations of being a professional sports person once upon a time, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:45:51 You say it like a joke, but I actually did, yeah. I didn't say it like a joke. No, but it sounds kind of like a joke because if people know me. You were going to be a big famous softball player. They'll be like, was she? You went a decent way, you had a scholarship but it wasn't for you. Was it meant to be?
Starting point is 00:46:10 No. After hearing this list you may be quite bitter and twisted about that. I already am. Are you? Yeah. I have a list of the top five paydays achieved by New Zealand sports people for the money they achieved in one day.
Starting point is 00:46:27 It's not Stephen Adams getting paid $100 million for a three-year NBA contract. This is one event, one day, the prize money that these people were able to take. Oh, interesting. It's off the back of Danny Lee. He's a golfer. He's from Luturuwa, by the way. Shout out, Luturuwa boys.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Hi. Yeah. He made $6.3 million in a golf event last week one day's work one day's work it wouldn't have been because it's a tournament i think it's like three days or something yeah um either way it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot of money per hour still 2.1 million dollars a day even if it was three days he went over to that rebel golf league the live golf live golf yeah i watched the golf documentary series on netflix so i know quite a lot about this he went over it's very controversial yeah and apparently i think they
Starting point is 00:47:12 all do they sort of to and fro about whether that's the right decision to make instantly make 6.3 million dollars i reckon he reckons he's made the right decision i feel like he has probably a good decision so where does he sit on the list? That's the third highest payday for a Kiwi sports person. That's the third? It's the third. Who else is making big bucks? Number five, Kiwi golfer Lydia Ko.
Starting point is 00:47:35 I love Lydia Ko. She is the top ranked female when it comes to paydays. She made $3.25 million in one event last year. I mean, good day out. She made $3.25 million in one event last year. I mean, good day out. She won the richest prize in women's golf towards the end of last year. Wow.
Starting point is 00:47:51 $3.25 million. She's killing it, eh? Yeah, she's incredible. She's so good. She's back to the top. Yeah. Number four is Kiwi motorsport legend Scott Dixon. He made $3.78 million in a bottle of
Starting point is 00:48:06 milk for winning the Indy 500. In a bottle of milk? How good. That's what you get. You get a bottle of milk and you've got to take a big skull from it and then pour it on your head. That's a tradition. Why? I wonder why that's the tradition. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Where's the champagne, eh?
Starting point is 00:48:21 They're like, champagne. Formula One gets champagne, IndyCar gets... Milk. And I reckon the Australian V8 supercars get like a... Yogurt. Stubby of VB. Oh yeah, VB. Number three is Danny Lee.
Starting point is 00:48:33 We already got that one. $6.3 million for golf. Number two is boxer David Tua. He fought for the heavyweight title at the end of the 90s, beginning of the 2000s. He fought Lennox Lewis for the heavyweight title.s, beginning of the 2000s. He fought Lennox Lewis for the heavyweight title. Yeah, huge. Didn't win. Still made $10.3 million.
Starting point is 00:48:52 He didn't win and he made $10 million? Yeah, that was the money just for taking the fight. Yeah, boxing there's so much money in boxing. Yeah, but you have to get punched in the head by the greatest boxer in the world for 10, 12 rounds. I feel like I'd rather play golf and take a bit less money, you know?
Starting point is 00:49:11 I reckon I'd rather play golf too. Golf, $6 million for doing what is essentially a hobby. Pretty much. Boxing, more money, but also more risk of brain injury. You've got to get punched in the face. The number one payday for a Kiwi is also boxing. Joseph Parker made between $10 and $12 million for fighting Anthony Joshua,
Starting point is 00:49:33 also for the heavyweight title of the world, also lost. Oh. Yeah. Imagine, I wonder how much they would have got if they won. I know, right? Yeah. I know. Double?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Maybe, surely. Maybe. Because it's so interesting. I remember watching right? Yeah. I know. Double? Maybe, surely. Maybe. Because it's so interesting. I remember watching the Conor McGregor fight when he teed up that fight with Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, what a joke. And it wasn't even a real boxing match. No.
Starting point is 00:49:57 I think he made $60 million or something in that one fight. Maybe we do need to get into boxing. Is it too late? I've got good reach on me. No power, but very good reach. Yeah, great reach. Call up Shane Cameron. He'll take you on.
Starting point is 00:50:16 You'll know our next guest from the Masked Singer, or you might know him from Frickin' Dangerous, bro. Please welcome to the studio, James Roque. What's up? That was a lot of stank on Frickin' Dangerous. bro. Please welcome to the studio, James Roque. What's up? That was a lot of stank on Frickin' Dangerous, bro. I love that. It's a lot of sauce on it. Because I love Frickin' Dangerous, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Hell yeah. I respect that. Good to have you in, mate. Thanks for having me. You've been too busy, so we've been trying to get you in ages, and then, you know, finally we've snapped you up. Hey, snap me away, baby. I'm very happy to be snapped up.
Starting point is 00:50:43 James is heading back to the basement theatre tonight, right? You're doing three shows at the basement theatre? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But tonight, tomorrow and Saturday. Yeah. Tomorrow and Saturday's show will be taped. You're filming it as your special, right? Yeah, it's my second one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Yeah, because I went to your first one that was taped. You did? With my mum. You did? You brought your mum? And she voted your show, because I took her to a lot of comedy stuff. Yeah. During the festival, right?
Starting point is 00:51:07 During the festival. Yes. And she voted yours her favourite. That means a lot to me. She's a harsh critic. Because I'm a fan of your mum. Oh, good. I'm a fan of her being scared and angry at you.
Starting point is 00:51:16 It's my favourite content. Are you going to see Bree's mum's show in the Best Foods Comedy Gala? Is she doing it? She doesn't know that she's in it. Okay. She's going to do a type four in front of all the people. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Hey, this is what's buzzy about your show at the Basement Theatre. It's pay what you want. Yeah. I like this. Yeah, I just think art should be for everyone.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Yeah. Right? So like, especially comedy. I feel like everyone should be able to come to these things and often if the ticket's
Starting point is 00:51:40 like 90 bucks, then I'm like, it's tough. Exactly. And also, I find this whenever I do like the gala. So if I do like the and also i find this when i whenever i do like the gala so if i do like the civic or like the kid it's kind of a theater like the big rooms and
Starting point is 00:51:48 stuff there's often like you get the front rows who and those tickets are the most expensive ones yeah and because they're the most expensive ones you get like the most dry balls like yeah you know i'm saying like and i'm like no shade to people, but a lot of the time they're a little bit more reserved and maybe don't laugh as loud. So I'm like... We expected to see Dame Kiri Takanoa at the Dame Kiri Takanoa Theatre. Oh, this man's talking about his testicle. Yeah, I am, Sharon.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Hey, we've got a surprise for you this afternoon. Yeah, what's the surprise? We want to write off some of your other success and rip off your big television show The Masked Singer. So here's what's happening right now James, is that we've created our own version of The Masked Singer, which we like to
Starting point is 00:52:34 call The Boxed Singer. Mainly because we don't have a mask. We're now bringing a person into the studio This is incredible. Who has a box on their head. Our person here has a box on their head. Our person here with the box on their head is going to sing a little bit, and then you're going to have to guess who that is.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Who is this well-known New Zealander? How well-known are they? Oh, pretty well-known. Okay. Yeah. Okay, because I'm going to feel really bad if I don't know. Like, not going to say who, but there was a couple times in the first two seasons, they and Martin, I was like, yo!
Starting point is 00:53:06 Dope! Cool, man. You mean you didn't know it was Mikey Havoc? No, he's the one I did know, weirdly, but yeah, there's a few. And I was like, okay. Okay. Look, it's a little bit harder because we're not going to give you clues. Okay. So don't feel bad if you don't get it.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Box singer, are you ready to perform for James? La, la, la, la, la, la. They're ready. They're ready to roll. Okay, here we go. Give him a few bars. Take it away. It's me.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. Wait, that's it? That's all I'm getting? Yeah, that's all you get. I don't think she knows any more lyrics. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:53:39 We didn't say it was a good spinoff of the Masked Singer. No, this is riveting stuff. Yeah, yeah. I forgot what I'm here to plug. Like, I'm like... So so james roque could you could you give me that one more time it's me hi i'm the problem it's me little pitchy who is that well here's the thing on the tv show we usually get like a clue package so we get like clues about who they are so we can kind of piece it from that okay we'll give you some clues okay it's a woman okay they are a resident we can kind of piece it from there. Okay, we'll give you some clues. Okay. It's a woman. Okay. They are a resident of ZDM radio station.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Okay. Ooh. They have brown, black hair. No, no more clues. No more clues. Okay, that's enough. No more clues. Okay, well, that narrows it down a lot, especially the fact that you had to ask
Starting point is 00:54:20 what colour hair this person has. It's a hailey sprout! Boxie, please remove your box. It's Larissa from The Office. We couldn't find any celebrities in time, so Larissa from The Office. Larissa, you sound awesome. And you would make a lot of money
Starting point is 00:54:38 if Hayley ever had food poisoning. You could replace her because you actually sounded like her. That's Larissa from the promotions department. How did you not know it was her? I feel, well, you know what? I should have known that, Larissa. Well, now you do.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Now I do. Larissa, how did it feel being under the box? I really need a wee, but you know. Every contestant that we've ever had also had to be disposed in their costumes. What a bootleg version of the Masked Singer. Thank you, Larissa. You did great. If you want to see a bonafide, proper, high-production show,
Starting point is 00:55:09 go and see James Roquette at the Basement Theatre tonight and for the next three nights with his show, Badong? Mm-hmm. Badong. That's the one. I love the question mark at the end of that. Badong? Go to the show and you'll learn more about it.
Starting point is 00:55:22 That's true. You'll know what it is. Exactly. Thank you. Brian Clint, we're back after this, see you then Brian Clint And that's the end of the show Done, dusted Gotta get out of here, I'm going to the Michael Jordan movie tonight
Starting point is 00:55:37 I know, this looks so good It's the story of Nike trying to sign a young Michael Jordan. It's got the guy from Ozark in it, Jason Bateman, and the lady from How to Get Away with Murder. Viola Davis? Viola Davis, yeah. Is it Viola Davis? The one who did the big Oprah Winfrey interview on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:56:02 I'm pretty sure it's Viola Davis. Yeah, well, I'm going to that movie. Who else? I don't think Michael Jordan's in it. I think Matt Damon's in it. Yeah, he's not playing Michael Jordan, though. Obviously not. Imagine if he was.
Starting point is 00:56:17 No. Oh, you know who they'll cast as Michael Jordan? Scarlett Johansson. Meryl Streep could do it. Anyway, I'll give you a review tomorrow. Movie's called Air. What are you doing tonight? I am going home to probably play on my PlayStation.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Yeah, boy. Bit of a fortnight. Probably play on my own because I've got no friends. Let's do it. That sounds depressing. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, guys. I'll make it through. no friends. Let's do it. That sounds depressing. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, guys.
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