ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd March 2026

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

Have you gone to a pet's birthday party?  Clint takes the Woman Test (part 2).  Bree might be sitting on a HUGE payday.  Does your car have an outrageous number of kilometres on it?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint Trans-Tasman special. Coming live from Country Queensland, it's Brie Thomasel. Gahe, guys.

I've got my camera off at the moment because I've got a surprise for you. I know this is radio. Yeah. You guys can describe what you're about to see on the image. All right, I'm just waiting for Bree to come up on our Zoom connection so I can see what she's packing for us. Good day, guys. She's gone country mode.

Country Queensland, Australia. Here we are. She's got the flannel. She's got the Stetson. She's a rudentudin cow girl, live from country Queensland. I've just been doing some rounding up in the paddock, getting the cattle fed. I'm here broadcasting live to New Zealand with you guys.

You have not. You've been here with me getting some information about Justin Timberlake's drink driving charge in the Pussycat Dolls drama. I've been doing that too. Us, cowgirls, we do it all these days. Well, it's good to have you on. Bree's at home with Mumma Die and Big Steve, who no doubt will make appearances on the show this week.

We've got a big show on the way, Bree. At 5 o'clock, we announce another person joining the roast of Bree and Clint, and this is a big name, get this one. this guy is proper famous. Yeah, this is a big deal for our show and this is going to really up the ticket sales. Not that we need much help. No.

I remind you, Clint, we're 80% sold out already. It's crazy. Yeah, it's going to up the demand. It's not going to up the price though. They'll stay at 25 bucks. They're on sale at the moment at comedy festival.com. Also, free tickets to Alex Warren up for grabs on our show this afternoon. The next Alex Warren song we play.

play, Bree. The first person through is going to win a double pass to his world tour coming here to Auckland. Oh, come on, Clint. Give him a hint. What song are we going to play? I can tell you that. It will be. Is it his new one? Do you want the new one? Yeah, I love the new one. Yeah, I love the new one. Yeah, all right, we'll do fever dream. When you hear fever dream, and it's going to play before

four o'clock, first person through can have two free Alex Warren tickets. Bloody how good. It's all happening on the show here. this afternoon. I might have to pop out every now and then to just throw some hay bales out into the out of the fields. Yeah, yeah, obviously. Hashtag farm life. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, you farmers, you do it all.

We need a tradie and a lady to play Trady versus Lady first and foremost. It's 18 Trades, 25 ladies. Play Z-Dames, Brie and Clint. This is the main event. Trady versus ladies.

All right, here we go. Back into it with the tradies versus the ladies. The tradies on 18. They're chasing the ladies. They're out in front on 25. Our lady is 44. She's in Auckland and she is a crazy cat lady. Welcome to the show. Ellie. Hi Ellie. Hello. How many cats to constitute crazy, Ellie? Three, I reckon. And that's what you've got? Yep. Brie and I have agreed in the past that three is the tipping point, right, Bree? Yeah, I think so. I think three on the cast. But, any more than three, you're definitely in the crazy cat lady zone. Yeah, but you're self-diagnosed, so we'll take you a word for it, Ellie.

Yeah, the crazy cat lady. You're taking on our tradie. She's from Sydney. She now lives in Blenheim, and she just celebrated her 69th birthday. Welcome to the show, Jennifer. Hi there. Let's go, Jennifer, 69. How young do you feel, though, Jennifer?

Well, I act pretty young, so probably about 30. My friends all vouched for that. Yeah, yeah, nice. What'd you do for your 69th? I went out into the sounds, the Marlborough Sounds, and went fishing. Oh, how good. How good. Can you catch anything, Jennifer?

A couple of blue cod, couple of snapper. Any fellas? drank lots of champagne. All right, Jen, your buzzers, Trady. Ellie, your buzzers lady. The first person to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. I'm currently broadcasting from my hometown in Australia. What state am I from in Australia? Trady. That one's Jennifer first. From Queensland. Oh, bloody rapper, Jennifer. You're on the money.

I'm a Queenslander through and through. One to the trainees. Question number two. How many of their first three games have the Warriors won? Trady. Jennifer. Yes, Jennifer. Two.

Ooh. Ellie? Lady. Three. Three is correct. Up do I was. We are won a piece in this game. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Trady. Ellie. Oh, I'm doubting it now. Trust your gut, Ellie. I'm going to say ACDC. Completely right.

Trust your gut. Every time, Ellie. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four, which country is the spiritual home of the enchilada? Trady. Jennifer. Mexico? Mexico.

Well done, Jennifer. We are all tied up here in the fifth. What a game. Question number five, this is for the win. What type of car does Robert Downey Jr.'s Ironman drive? Is an Audi or a Porsche? you there, Bree. The options were a BMW, an Audi or a Porsche. Trady.

Jennifer for the win. Porsche. No. Worth a guess. Ellie? I have no idea. I'm going to say Audi. She's got it.

She's a lady. She's a league. What a game, ladies. It goes to the ladies. Ellie, you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Thank you, guys. And Jennifer, you've had your phone on the mob of the Southam. So you're good anyway, aren't you? I have. Definitely. You get a big happy birthday for a must, Jennifer, all right?

Thanks, guys. Have a good afternoon. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree's broadcasting from her parents' house and country Queensland. Wearing a hat made of all beaver hide. Yep. It's 100% beaver hide. Clint, I've been informed by my dad. it's only the best beaver hide that is used for these particular hats. It's got 10 Xs, which means that's like a really good hat or something. Is it locally sourced beaver?

No, I think this is international beaver. Is that imported beaver, is it? Yeah, because I'm pretty sure there's no beavers, as in local beavers in Australia. There's no native beavers. Oh, is that why you moved to New Zealand? There's a couple in the news today. They're in Lower Hut, and they've been. busted for having a secret dog at their rental property, which they weren't allowed to have.

I know some rental properties do allow you to have dogs. I know there have been a lot of changes to pets and rentals now. I don't completely understand it. But for these people, when it happened, the rule was no dog and they agreed no dog. Are we clear on that, Brie? Do you feel like it would be very stressful keeping that kind of big secret? Yes. And I'm not sure these people were stressed enough because the way they got busted was because they posted.

pictures of the dog's birthday party on social media. Clearly, it wasn't something that was on their mind a lot. Yeah, these people were in lower heart, they were allowed to have a cat. Okay, they had permission for a cat. However, the landlord first got suspicious that they

were keeping a secret dog at the property when he was texting the couple to arrange a flat inspection, which is very normal. And they accidentally replied to the landlord instead of each other, I will take Rocky to work with me today. Yeah.

Well, that's your first fail. So the landlord replied and said, who's Rocky? And they said, oh, that's our cat. And they were like, I thought your cat's name was Graham. But also the landlord was like, why are you taking the cat to work with you?

That's not something that people do with cats. So then the landlord's suspicious that there's a dog there when they said no dogs. So they did a bit of digging. And the landlord found a public, public being the important part here. a public Facebook album titled Happy First Birthday Rocky, and it was all pictures of the dog in a birthday hat

inside the flat that they were renting having its first birthday party. Look, I feel like if this goes to court, that's going to be pretty hard for the defence to argue. It has gone to court. That's exactly why we're hearing about it. It's being reported as a court story at the moment, and this is one of the stories before the courts here. New Zealand. And I believe the landlord is won.

Well, I mean, was one of the arguments that it was not their dog, it was their fur baby. Yeah, that is a good argument, yeah. Or they could say that their partner is Rocky and that their partner is a furry who has fully transitioned. That could be an option as well. True, yeah, yeah. True. Or it's just a really, really hairy baby. A really ugly baby with four.

four legs and a tail. And a wet nose. There's all great arguments in retrospect, Bree, but it's too late. I don't want to know if you kept a secret dog at your flat this afternoon. I want to know if there's anyone's listening who has attended an animal's birthday party before. Have you been to a dog birthday party? Have you been to a cat birthday party? Have you been to a rabbit birthday party?

Have you, Bree? A guinea pig. A guinea pig bar mitzvah? Yeah, that would be good. Yep. That counts. No, I can't say that I have. I'm kind of disappointed in myself

because I feel like if anyone it would have been me. I was hoping that you had. However, I have a backup in Claudia who says that she has two examples of attending animal birthday parties. Producer Claudia? Yes, so one of them, pretty standard, my neighbour's dog's birthday party.

We did it at Bunnings because you can bring dogs inside. There's nothing standard about that sentence at all. Just your standard pet birthday party. You go pretty standard, my neighbour's dog's birthday party at Bunnings. No. The other one, more unusual. I went to a birthday party for a fish. Wow.

How old was the fish? I think it was turning one. It was just little. You got to get in quick with a fish birthday party because they're prone to die. Exactly. Got to have a big birthday because they might not make it to the next one. Yeah. They also have a very, very short-term memory.

So they're not even going to remember the party in 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every birthday is a milestone birthday for a fish because they live for such a short amount of time. But Breeze, right. They don't know that you threw them a party because they already forgot about it. Oh, 800 dials at M. Or you can text yours into 9-6-9-6.

We want to know about the time you went to a birthday party for an animal. Or I wasn't expecting this. A fish. Or frog. A bird? A bird birthday party? An axolotle. An axolotle birthday party.

If you've been to one, tell us the story. There's a lower hut couple in the news today who have been to court because of their landlord busted them with a secret dog because they threw a first birthday party for the dog and put a Facebook album of the dog in a birthday hat on the internet and the landlord saw it and was like, hey, these photos are clearly being taken in the house that you're renting from me. Taylor's old as time, right, Bree? I love 2026. I really do.

So we've asked you, very 2026, have you attended a birthday party or otherwise for an animal? Delilah's here. Hi, Delilah. Hi, Delilah. How are going? Good. Did you go to an animal birthday party? I did. But funny story is, so it was actually my birthday, and we went to pick up a family pet, and we didn't know what it was at the time until we got there, and our parents surprised us with a little baby goat. Oh.

And we live in a lifestyle block, so it's okay. Thank God. And basically, she ended up being my little sisters. And the following year, my little sister, decided to throw one year birthday party for the goat and so many people turned up. Wait, did she throw the birthday party for the goat on your birthday?

I'm so glad it wasn't, but it was like a couple days before. Before? No, no, she has to have the goat birthday party after your birthday. Your birthday still has to come first, Delilah. Well, that's what I thought, but here. That was on purpose from your sister. The goat that stole your birthday thunder. Thanks Delilah.

Rebecca's here. Hi Rebecca. Hi Rebecca. Hello. You went to a party for an animal? I did. It was a bark mitzvah. A bark mitzvah?

Yep. Whose dog had a barque? I assume it's a dog. Whose dog had a bark mitzvah and is the dog Jewish? No, the dog is not Jewish. It was a party for my son. He got back from overseas. and he wanted to make it a bit more fun.

So he sent the invite out. It was for his dog's bark mitzvah. I love it. I'm so for it. I mean, mazel tov to the brother and the dog. And the dog, yeah. Was it well attended the bark mitzvah? It was, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, add that one to the bucket list. That's a party I've not been to. These are some of my favorite texts we've ever received, Brie. The question is, did you attend a party for an animal? Someone said, mate, the people we bought our puppy off

Had a full wedding for their dogs. A wedding? What? A dog wedding? Can that happen these days? Can you get like a full license? I think if it's dog to dog, yeah, you can. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. I mean, love is love. I wonder what the first kiss was like is what I want to know. Wet, I think. We had a party for our St. Bernard. They invited their border collie mates. We had it in the paddock, played heats of games.

And cake and finger food. That sounds delightful. Sounds like a hell of a party. What about this, guys? Because we were talking about the fish. Yeah. Claudia attended a fish birthday party. That's right.

Our first birthday for a fish. And we said that the fish doesn't really have great short-term memory and they don't live that long. And this person said, guys, fish actually have amazing memories. They recognize faces. And you can even teach tricks to fish. Can you? I want to see that.

I really want to see if the fish. How do you know if a fish recognizes you? It sounds like to set up to a bad joke, but how do you know if a fish recognizes you? I don't know. What's the punchline? Yeah, exactly. I don't have one.

My teacher had a rabbit and she took it to school and we spent the whole day taking photos with the rabbit and then it died two days later. Oh. They should got all those photos, eh? They should got all those photos. Yeah, all the memories are there. Someone said,

a guy at my work had a rabbit for about a month and it died. so he had a rabbit funeral and took time off work for that rabbit funeral. He didn't last long at my workplace. I'm shocked. We haven't been to a real animal birthday party, but we do hold parties for toy animals with real cake. That is cute.

I just hope you have children. Like, I hope that is. Yeah. Or is that me being judgmental? If you want to, if you want to have birthday party for your toy animals? I think that's warranted judgmentalness. I love this one.

Someone said, I went to a baby shower for a friend's horse. Wow. That's good. So the horse was still pregnant, I assume? Because you did the baby shower before it's born, don't you? Yeah, totally. I wonder if, you know, what's on the baby shower for the horse's registry? Like, you know, how are they going to get a cot for a horse?

It's a great point. Yeah, yeah. And what sort of maternity where does the horse want? I went to a doggy birthday party for a king. Charles Spaniel A King Charles Spaniel's brothers William and Harry's 15th birthday. Jesus,

what? There were party hats, doggy cake and baked biscuits. The human got human cake and bubbles. Okay. That sounds lovely. Oh, I get it. The King Charles brothers should have been his sons, shouldn't it, William and Harry. Because King

Charles... Yeah. Yeah. Yes, no, that's good. It's smart. This one's great. I'm a primary school teacher. and I received a formal invitation to a wedding for cicadas. It was a lovely occasion. Wow. That's good.

Okay. We had a flatwarming for our new kitten. We lived across the road from Waikato Uni and we sent around flyers. We ended up having 200 plus people at Mittens the kitten's flatwarming party. The police shut it down and asked whose party it was.

So we just bought the cat out. That's amazing. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? arrest this cat? Yeah, the cat hasn't done anything wrong. Is that the famous mittens that we all know and love?

Oh, Jacinda's Mittens. Oh, was it Jacinda's Mittens? Oh, no, no, no, that was that famous cat from Wellington? Yeah, no, that'll be another one. Was Jacinda's cat called Mittens, the one with the thumbs that got run over? Paddles, wasn't it? Paddles, that's right. I'm getting my celebrity cat's confused.

My brother-in-law accidentally ran that cat over. That's right. We had first-hand connection. Remember, we don't talk about that. That's right. Don't talk about it. Okay, never bring that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last text, we had a first birthday party for our Maine Coon with full catering.

Hell yeah. Main Coons are big. They get hungry. ZD.M.'s Brian and Clint. Time for the tea. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, the big story of celebrity Goss from the weekend.

And there is a lot around at the moment, but I feel like Justin Timberlake. D-U-I videos really stole the headlines. He really did steal the headlines. And I'm just shocked that it took so many, like, a couple of years to finally hit the media press for everyone to see it. Let me just say, he looks really drunk. Yeah. Can you say that?

Yeah. Allegedly. Well, it's not allegedly. He was actually arrested for that. He was charged. Yeah. I would say, I shouldn't even joke about that or even laugh at that. It's actually not funny at all.

But he looks so not able to drive. Have a listen to hear some of the audio of Justin Timberlake, It's very intoxicated. You're veering off to the left, and then you're not stopping at the stop signs. Yeah. Sorry about that. What are you visiting? I'm on a world tour.

Doing what? World tour. I'm Justin Tiberlake. I'm sorry. Here. Ready? Ready? I'm a little nervous.

Left? Right foot in front? These are like really hard tests. So you're being held for the night? Usually around 930? You're getting held all night? Oh. You guys are wow, man.

Dean's so right. We shouldn't make light of drink driving, but in the video, Bree, where they get him to do, because they're getting him to do the heel-to-tow test where you walk in a straight line heel-to-to-toe, and he goes, these are really hard tests. He's Justin Timberlake. He's famous for being able to dance,

and he's so drunk, he's finding the heel-toe test hard, Bree. Yeah, look, that's not a good sign for your capability of driving a vehicle. Look, I can see why he fought so hard to have... These videos and audio not released to the public. Yeah. Do you think there was a smart idea, Dean? Or do you think he should have just let it run its course

and it wouldn't have been as revelatory as it has been? Or it was lose-lose for him anyway? I'd probably lose-lose for him anyway. Damn if he did, he would have been better if it didn't come out for him because it is bad. And when he got pulled over, there was a lady with him. This is a new part of the story. I didn't even know.

But she was like, I don't know who she was, whether she was a manager or a friend. but she was like crying like it's Justin Timberlake you can't do this wow like it's so ridiculous and he is you know just like in the movies I think with America you literally do head or tell you touch your nose you walk in a line yeah it's so ridiculous in 1920s or something and then I think he actually denied doing a breathalyzer yes he said no to that's in the video yeah yeah yeah but you can you can deny that well the million dollar question is how much more can Jessica Beale stand you know

She has been through it all, and this is just another one. This is another one on the shit pile. But she still sticks around. She sticks around. It's a wild to me that both Brittany and her extras are both in the headlines for DUI this week. Is that weird? Whoa, I didn't think about that. But you're so true.

Yeah, that's crazy. That is the T with D. McCarthy. Zat-M's Breed and Clint, podcast. Clamp, probably not the most relatable topic at the moment, doing a lot of kilometres in your car with the amount of petrol costs. True, true. People are trying to do less, aren't they? People are trying to stay out of their cars,

which I think is the smartest option. But there's a guy over in Aussie who's made the news today. His name's Paul O'Brien. He's 63. And his daughter filmed the moment that they believed his Toyota Highlux was going to hit a million kilometers. A million?

A million kilometers on the odometer. Wow, okay. So it was on Nune. 999-999 and they were filming as they thought it was about to tick over a million. Take a listen. They said I wouldn't make it, but I finally came for it. Here she comes. Oh, don't tell me.

No way. No, it's got to tick over any second. I wouldn't want to be running that clock. Why is it not ticking over? I might never. So we've just filmed the whole thing for about three minutes. and Toyota's cars don't actually click over to a mill. Wow, they clocked the car.

They literally, yeah, beat the game. The good part about that is the rest of the Ks are free now, you know? Like, there's no counting the rest of the Ks. And if that's a diesel, I don't know if they have to pay Rucks, road user charges in Australia, how are they going to charge them? They can't charge them because the car's not recording kilometres anymore. It tells about how old the car is. and where he got it from.

So he bought it back in 2010 for 40 grand. Okay. And he drives it every day for his business. So he runs a pest control business. Was it new in 2010? A new car in 2010? I believe so. For 40 grand.

Yeah. Yes. I believe it was a brand new high lux. And he said he's had no issues apart from when he had to do a minor gearbox repair at around 200,000 Ks. But other than that, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he had to do a minor gearbox.. Other than that, he said the car has been good to go for a million kilometres. This is the ultimate advertisement for a Toyota, isn't it?

And Toyota should give him a free car, except he won't want it because he already has the ultimate Toyota. He's like, you couldn't give me a more reliable vehicle. You know what they should do? They should refund him as $40,000. It should just go. I mean, it'd be a great story. And look, what's the opposite of buying a lemon? Is it buying like a watermelon?

Because he's bought a watermelon. Yeah, what is the opposite of a lemon? Yeah. I don't know. But I'm just trying to work it out. So 40,000 divided by one million. I'm trying to work out what is price per... Per K is.

Four cents, maybe? I don't know if that works. He's definitely got his money's worth. He said when they interviewed him that he used to do, get this, around 70 to 80,000 kilometers a year in that car. There's a guy who we've talked about on this show, before, he delivers newspapers maybe between Napier and Topol, maybe that's the road that he drives, but he does it in a Toyota as well. And his Toyota has done well over a million

Kays. I think his is a station wagon, like a Krola station wagon, and he's in like a couple a million, but he gets his car, because you know you meant to get it serviced every 10,000 Ks. He gets it serviced like something every six to eight weeks because he does that many K's in it. Really? Just to make sure it's, you know, good to go. Yeah, yeah. He's constantly replacing tires, constantly changing the oil, but only because he just does so many Ks in this car. Of course. I, look, this is not an ad for Toyota as much as it sounds like it is. But we had a secondhand land cruiser back in the day when we were kids. My parents bought this land cruiser. I believe it had about 150,000 Ks on it. By the time we got rid of it, that, that,

That car had, I think, nearly half a million Ks on it. Wow. And it was still going strong. Yeah, yeah. They were unbelievable, eh? Yeah. I was devastated when my car ticked over $100,000 because I was like, oh, the car's, the car's worthless now, you know?

It's not, but it's like a psychological thing. I'm like, well, no one's going to want to buy this car now. It's got 100,000 Ks on it. Meanwhile, this guy's out there doing a million Ks in his Ute. Yeah, the high luxute. He, that's just, it's just broken in at a million K. Yeah, yeah. just lost that new car smell.

Yeah, it just hit its peak. We want to know, we want to talk to someone who has the most amount of Ks on their car right now. Not like a family car that you guys had back in the day, not a car that you knew about, not a car that you used to have and you sold. The car that you drive today, how many K's has that car done? And what type of car is it? And are we going to get calls exclusively from Toyota drivers this afternoon, Bree? That might be the case.

If you think that's you, give us a call now. 800 dials at M or you can text through your kilometres to 9696. If you're texting them and we need to know the type of car it is and maybe what year it is would be quite good as well. Quite good to know. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Brea and I can provide you an accurate valuation on that car as well. Yeah, fully. Let us know. Let's see if we can find the car with the most amount of Ks in the country. The ZM Podcast Network. So we want to know, what's your car? Can we find the person

driving the car with the most Ks in the country right now. Suzanne's on the phone. Hi, Suzanne. Hi, Suzanne. Oh, hi. How are you? Tell me, Suzanne. What type of car is it?

And then tell us how many Ks you've done. Okay, it is a Toyota, so that's probably a good sign. Uh-huh. Yes. There's a Toyota Eco 2004. Yeah. And it's done just over 375,000 Ks. Hoof.

Holy moly. Is this a one lady owner situation? Did you buy this car new in 2004? Suzanne? Oh no, I bought it in 2006. Oh, not far off. When I bought it. Yeah, yeah. That's the car from the Toyota ad in the 2000s where it drove all the other cars off the cliff, right? And it did the Pied Piper song. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, it did. I think it was. Yeah. Yeah.

Suzanne, I want to know if there's anything broken on the car currently. Oh, it's been a pretty good condition apart from A, she has got a wee oil leak. Oh, you're in there. Don't remember about that. Yeah, that's standard. Has it got Bluetooth and Apple car play inside it? No? No. No. All right, well, that's a contender. Thanks, Suzanne. Let's go to Derek.

Hi, Derek. Hi, Derek. Hello. Tell us Derek. What type of car and how many Ks? Nissan Navarra. Oh, yeah. It's done 1.1 million Ks. Holy hell. You're like, I see you a high-lux and I'll raise you a Nissan Navarer, Derek.

It's an old flat deck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What do you do to get rough cut out of it to get a warrant? Yeah, yeah. What do you do to keep a car going for 1.1 million Ks? Are you really good to that car, or do you do bugger all? Used to do long distance a lot.

Yeah. Used to travel from Wellsford to Silverdale every day. Okay, yeah. Did that for like 10 years, isn't it? Do you want a new... Yeah, sorry. Yeah, but yeah, just service it. It had a new head on it.

Do you want a new car, or do you just used to it? It's like, it's like Homer Simpson's couch and it's got your bum imprint on it. I've now got two cars. Oh, okay, Derek. Yeah, I use the Ute for work, and I use a high Hyundai that's done 320,000 Ks. Jesus. Oh, Derek. Not good times for you with this petrol situation, mate.

They're both diesel. Yeah, it's even worse. That's even worse. Thanks, Derek. We asked, can we find the car with the most Ks in the country? And, man, there's been a lot of ticks come through on us. It has been a ton. What about this one?

Hi, guys. my car is a 1983 Holden Commodore I mean they don't build them like No they don't build them at all anymore do they That's a technical issue Breeze in Australia

Get right now She's back You're back with us We miss half the Commodore story But that's okay Someone said I drive ambulances And some of them have done Between 700 and 800,000

Kilometers God You wouldn't like to think about that if you're having a medical emergency in the back of an ambulance, would you? You wouldn't like to think that it needs to pull over and get AA roadside assistance while you're having a heart attack? Yeah, that is the worst case scenario, I think. Let's move on to this one. My Toyota Yaras 2013 model has done 400,000 kilometres. That's good for a little car. Yeah, yep. I've got a 2002 Toyota Land Cruiser 100 series

with 986,989 kilometres on it. Just broken in, I reckon. Here's the thing about that car. It's probably still worth 50, 60, 70 grand because people love that kind of car, right? You could put as many Ks on it as you want and someone will go, oh, I'll have that.

I'll have that car. Yeah. I think it makes it worth more money, actually, is what they say. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. This one, I might be reading it wrong, Clint, but you tell me it says Toyota camera, a Sportivo, 2006 model. And if I'm reading this right,

it's done 2,596,57 kilometers. You reckon I'm reading that right? You are reading that correct. Yeah, yeah. And that's why you get the Sportivo version, Bree. That's why you pay for the upgrade to get the Sportivo. Is that because it does an extra million kilometres, is it? Yeah, something like that.

A couple of Suzuki Swift text. which is surprising actually to hear of Swifts in the over 200,000 bracket. Claudia, how many Ks had your Suzuki Swift done when it exploded? I'm still driving the Swift. It was my Nissan that died. Oh, was it? I thought your Swift exploded and you got another Swift. Nah.

My Nissan Pulsar exploded and then I got a swift. Was that the one you left on the side of the road for like four months? It was two weeks, okay? And yeah, I left on the side of the road. I didn't arrange a truck truck. He was hoping the police would tow it. Well, there you go. Good luck to everybody who's pushing the limits of what their speedo can record at the moment.

Times are tough, right? You might as well just drive the car until it dies and then, I don't know. No I'm going to afford to drive anymore anyway. Probably a good thing, Clint. Yeah, no one's going to be driving their car anyway. Next on the show, another chance for me to prove how much I know about women, Bree. Yes, look, last week we were all so informed. We didn't give you enough credit last week.

Thank you. Finally. Thank you. And hey, I'm saying it now. So hopefully that, you know, that counts. I got nine out of ten. I got nine out of ten in the women test last week. Did we do ten questions you got nine right?

Yes, correct. Wow. There's one question in particular that was, I think, not on there that should have been. But I've written another test. This one, I think, is a little bit harder. And we're going to give you round two to see just how well. you know women. This is the NCEA level two of the women test.

Is that right? You got it. I'm going to ace this too with my eyes closed. We'll see. We'll see. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Last week, I don't think we gave you enough credit for the women's only question quiz. Thank you.

That you crushed, to be honest. I did. And I appreciate you saying that because I feel like I overperformed. There was a message there from someone that said, wow, is Clint cheating? And you can confirm I was not cheating, was I bray? No, I don't believe you were cheating. You just did very well.

You knew, I think, nine out of the ten questions roughly. Yeah, they're calling me the woman whisperer. And look, I did say at the time I felt like it was a rather easy quiz and that I think we should take it up a notch. Okay. I mean, I'll take your word for it. There were questions about things like purple shampoo and guachars and the luteal phase in there. But that's okay if you think that was easy.

Then I'm excited to hear what level two sounds like. And I'm ready, Bree. Bring it on. Okay, here we go. Let's see how much you really know about women. I've gone really wide with this. So there's a big array of questions within this. Women Only Should Know these questions quiz, okay?

Okay. All right, here comes question number one. What is the difference between bronzer and contour? Bronzer puts colour in your face and contour is for shape, for like achieving detail like jaw bone and cheek, cheekbone. You know, it's for definition. Look, I think in your own words, I'll give you a tick on that one. One from one.

Well done. You're off to a great start. Question number two, women should only know these questions. We're seeing putting Clint to the test. What does PMS stand for? Pre-menstrual cycle. Pre-menstrual cycle Oh pre-menstrual

PMS, pre-menstrual syndrome Nice, you got that. Oh, is it syndrome? Okay. It is syndrome. Pre-menstrual syndrome. Okay, yeah. What can you get during? I didn't know it is derogatory to describe it as a syndrome.

But if it's a syndrome, it's a syndrome. That's what it is. Okay. What do you get PMS? Stress. You get stress. You get fluctuating. and mood.

You might get cramps. You get cramps. Yes, good. And you might even get the runs. Well, okay. I'll give you a tech. You did well. You didn't want me to tell the truth,

but I'm willing to tell the truth, okay? Yeah, here we go. Question number three. You're off to a flyer. Women didn't want that detail revealed, I think, but so I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that one. Peek behind the curtain.

Hey, it's a medical condition. It's a medical condition. Question number three. Four. Who won the last? last FIFA Women's World Cup? Spain. That is correct.

They did. Yeah. Cost the Spanish Football Federation it's president because he was a creep. That is correct. I'll give you another point for that too. Question number four. Why would you get infills

instead of new nails? Because it is better for the health of your nails to infill the part that has grown off then grown out than to take the nail off because you don't want to damage the existing, the real nail that's beneath the stick-on nail. I mean, it's to maintain the nail extensions

without removing and rebuilding the whole nail completely, so it's cheaper as well. Yeah, well, some people do it for that, but yeah, it's also for the health of your nails because it's quite a process to take the glue on and off. Give it to me. Give it to me. Fine, fine. Next one.

What are the different types of liners that women can use? There's three. Oh, okay. Well, within this question, there's three. Panty liner, eye liner. And, oh, third type of liner. I'm not going to ask the answer. Claudia, do you know, you're a woman?

Do you know the answer to this? Do you know the third one? I don't know if I do. Ella, you're a woman. Do you know the answer to this one? Do you know what the third type of liner is? Wow. So if I get this right, I know more than women themselves.

Third type of liner. Eyeliner. Am I right with the first two? Are those the two of the ones who are you right with the first two? Eyeliner, panty liner. We figured it out. So you've got to get it. Is it easy?

Is it obvious? Yeah, it is. It's easy. Liner. Liner. Airliner. No. No.

Liner. What is the third? And women specifically would use this? Men wouldn't use this? Men would not use this, no. Oh, so it's got to be down there. No, not down there. Claudia looked to me like it's not.

Oh, it is down there. A hair liner. Damn it, I don't know. It's a lip liner. Shit! You were so close. You were on the cusp. Okay.

I got one question wrong in level one. And I got one question wrong in level two. So I'm yet to have the perfect game. Oh, is there another question? You want one more? Yeah, okay, give me one more. Up to you. Okay, one more.

What does PCOS stand for? Polyscystic ovary syndrome. I've got to give it to you. Snats for you. I feel like Mel Gibson in that movie, what women want, you know? I feel like I... Do you want to... Should we go one more round?

I want to go to level... If that was level two, I want to go to level. Three. Yeah, I want to go to level three. I think we have the ante one more time tomorrow. We go level three. Okay. Yeah, if you've got ideas for questions, you can message them to Bree directly. Don't let me see them. I do not want to be accused of cheating. Okay. Yes. Message me on my Instagram at Bree Thomas L. inbox me and I'll try and add them into our level three quiz for Clint tomorrow. Quitely stoked. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's play our new game.

Small town, big deal. You and I both from small towns, Bree. I'm from Rotorua and you, from an even smaller town, where you're broadcasting from right now called Stanthorpe in Country, Queensland, Australia. Yes, I believe population, about 6,000, Clint. 6,000, is that it? Yeah, I think six, depending if you count the whole township, maybe 8,000. Yeah, right, I didn't realize it was that small.

Well, surely then, surely, surely, someone. there has heard of you. And this week it is your turn to find out if you are a big deal in your small town. I'm just dialing in the phone number, Bree, for a place called Stanthorpe Cheese. Stanthorpe Cheese. Oh, the Cheese Factory. The Cheese Factory. Yes.

You've been there a few times? I know you'd be a fan of the Stanthorpe Cheese Factory. But do you think they know you by name? I bloody hope so, because I haven't got a point on the board yet in this game. No, you don't. Come on, Stanthorpe Cheese. Geez. Dancing cheese, Julie speaking.

Is that Julie speaking? Yes, it is. Hi Julie, it's Clint Roberts calling from ZDM Radio Station. I just got a quick question for you. Do you know a local girl by the name of Brianna Tomicel? No, I don't. Do you know a girl called Bree Tomicel? No.

Do you know her mother, Dye, Tomicel? No. Diane? No. I don't know any. Do you know her dad, a handsome Italian? Stelian by the name of Stephen Tomicel? No, I don't even know the name Tomasel.

You don't know any of the Thomasel at the Stanthorpe Cheese Factory? No. Nah, all right. Julie, you're killing me, Julie. I'm about to come down there for an afternoon tea, Julie. All right, well, she's named after one of your products, but Bree will be in for some cheese later on and she'll introduce herself. Sorry for that, Julie.

Thanks for your time. See you soon, Julie. Bye. Okay, bye. I honestly thought she was, I honestly thought she was your. people, Bree, I thought we were on to a winner for you there. A big swing in a mess. I don't know if I'm ever going to get a point in this game.

Well, it's three nos so far. They didn't know you at the Big Apple. They didn't know you at the Stanthor print shop. Oh, no, the Saddle Factory. And they didn't know you at the Cheese Factory either. Not off to a good start. You need to get your name out there a bit while you're home. Yeah, maybe I'll go do the rounds, you know.

Say a load of people, kiss some babies, that kind of thing. Do some meat and grates. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, some cheese and eats. Anyway, that's small-town big deal. Big fail again this week. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. The roast of Bree and Clint is selling really fast.

There's around 100 tickets left if you want to get one to come and see the roast. It happens at the Q Theatre on the 8th of May. And Bree, we've got another special guest to ads. Oh, Clint, I'm very, very excited about this one. You might remember he's already roasted me on our show in the past. Has he? Yeah, remember that time he said that I looked like Russell Cry. Oh yeah, that's right.

It's me. Ladies and gentlemen, we are pleased to announce our fifth roaster on the night will be none other than Tom Sainsbury. Thanks, studio audience. Yay, I'm for it. How are you feeling about this? How are you feeling about standing up there in the Q Theatre and bullying Bree and I to our faces? I feel, look, I'm more nervous. I'm doing a show that's an hour long,

and I'm more nervous about this one, which is five minutes of just roasting you guys. It's kind of like switching something on in my brain. I mean, I love a good roast. I love watching roast so much. Can I pull it off? There's another question. Because you're quite famous for a roast of a different sort,

for like impersonating someone. Correct. So, but this is quite different. Unless, of course, you were going to stand up and do an impersonation of Brea and I. Well, there is. that is one element of it. Listen, I've been brainstorming.

Now, guys, I just want to say, so when Bree sent me a message going, can you roast us? I was like, oh my God, I was on a public transport going, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Randomly was sitting beside someone

I vaguely knew. And he is a super fan. I was like, okay, what can I roast them about? And he's like, oh, I love them too much, I don't have anything. 15 minutes later, he's like, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this.

He had eight points that I can roast you guys on. So I'm workshoping those as we speak. Okay, you've been crowdsourcing from the public. I have. I want to know, Tom, have you taken part in a roast before and did you remain friends? I have never taken part in a roast before. I've been in a like a comedy debate where there were like a few blows below the belt. And are we still?

Uh, yes. Well, were you friends to begin with, I guess. We were definitely had, okay, I think things changed. Yeah. Things did change. Haley Sprowl has told us about a famous comedy roast that happened in New Zealand where two high-profile New Zealand comedians no longer speak with each other. Were you present at that one? I wasn't present at that one.

But you know about it. I know of this one. Yes. So it's like urban legend. It's an interesting one with like in New Zealand, like we take a fence more easily, do you think? Yeah. But I think you too. It's good that it's you too. I think the line up. I think we're going to be sweet.

But it's crazy to be offended when you have put yourself up there for roasting. Don't you agree? Breit, like we almost don't, we don't retain the right to be offended because we've said, hey, comedians, come at us and do your worst. Yeah, we don't have a leg to stand on at this point. And nothing is off limits, Tom. We've really tried to hammer that home that we really want you to go your hardest. Okay, challenge accept it.

Do you want to hear the other comedians that are on the roast? I would love to. Because then you can see, we can get your... your opinion on how brutal you think they're going to be. Okay. So the first one we recruited was the lovely Liv McKenzie. Yes. Okay.

Rating her, I'm going to say she will be so clever and dirty. She's going to be ruthless. Okay. Then we got James Mustapick. Oh my God. These are, yes. He's going to be rude. He's going to, guys, I'm going to be the nicest one.

Okay. James. Oh my God. Okay. That's his bread and butter, isn't it, Tom? It is. Yeah. He's, okay.

He's the worst slash best. Yes. Who's next? Then we recruited Angela Dravard. Oh my God. And she's the only person on the roast so far who has been to prison. So I don't know what skills she picked up in there, but she has them. Oh my God.

And then this person is due to go to prison soon. Sharon Casey is on the roast. Oh my God. Okay, Sharon. There is a court case pending on her, yeah. I think Sharon will be the dark horse, aka the most brutal. That's how I'm picking. I feel like your waters are staring you in the right direction.

I feel like Sharon doesn't know where the line is and that could be the problem. Yeah. That's the thing. That's the thing. She'll be like, this is so funny. And then she'll try it and it's like she'll try it fresh on the night. Yeah. And she doesn't have a comedy show to put on in the comedy festival.

She can just come in, Bree, drop bombs and then piss off again back to her podcast, can't she? Yeah, exactly. She can go back into hiding where she belongs. And then you? And then you're on the bill as well. Oh God. Okay, I'm going to be, you know how Martha Stewart did really kind of had a renaissance after Roaster, her roast? Yes. I'm going to be channeling her.

So I'm going to keep it, I'm going to be classy, but, mate, you guys look terrible. You're going to channel Martha Stewart in the roast of Brian Clinton. We can't wait. I just want to say, thank you, Tom, for coming on to the bill because we needed a big name to sell the rest of the tickets. So we appreciate you very much. That's what I'm here for. If you want to come, the tickets are on sale now at Comedy Festival.

Festival.co.n.z. They are selling fast. They're only $25 for any seat in the house. The balcony is open now so you can sit there as well. We'll see you, Tom Sainsbury, at the Cute Theatre on 8th of May. Can't wait. Can't wait. Love you, Tom. I have to stay friends afterwards, though, okay? We'll see. We'll see. Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree's currently at home, and by home, I mean you're in Stanthorpe Country Queensland, Bree. Yes, I currently am broadcasting live. from Country Queensland from my mum and dad's house actually

and Mama Di is sitting next to me right now Clint Is that Mama Di or is that Mama Piastri? I see you've got your Oscar Piastri T-shirt on there Mum and I die Of course I have on I mean what a stud he is She's moved on Clint From her full Marones track suit

And now she just wears all Oscar Piahtri merchandise She's got the whole kit The hat, the pants, the shirt, the jacket The shorts Oh, the shorts. She's got it all. Yeah.

Yeah. Look, we need to discuss something. Mum doesn't know what she's here to talk about, but I have been wanting to do this for a number of years, Clint, and I might be sitting on a literal gold mine here in Stanthorpe. Oh, you're not meant to discuss your inheritance until your parents pass on, Brie. Yeah, Brianna, for goodness sake, I think you'll be out of the years. Well, I think now's as good a time as ever.

No, it's nothing to do with my inheritance. It's something to do with something from my children. childhood that I think might be worth, potentially could be worth, hundreds of thousands of dollars. Genuinely? This is genuine. This is Dead Set genuine, Clint. When I was young, I was a huge, huge fan of Pokemon.

And I had the games, I had the merch, I collected the cards. Yes. And here's the thing. Okay. And here's the thing, right? I had a binder with many, many Pokemon cards in that binder that has. that hasn't been seen for many, many years. But here's the thing.

Now that I'm home, I'm broadcasting from Stanthorpe all this week, I believe that that Pokemon binder with those Pokemon cards are somewhere within this house. Interesting. Well, that's what we're hoping, but they could have been relocated somewhere to a salesman or something, Breonna. I don't know.

Are you telling me that you've done the dirty on me and you've sold my Pokemon cards on the side. I'm not saying anything until we have a good look, but you never know. Imagine if $100,000 worth of Pokemon cards have been dropped at the St. Vincent de Paul's. Imagine that. I'm going to be so, so pissed off at you. No, I think we might have got a bit more than that, please. Oh, you knew what you had.

Here's the thing, Clint. The card that everyone wants that's worth a ton of money is, of course, the holographic Charazard card. Okay. So do you remember, do you remember owning that card? See, I don't remember owning it, but I don't remember not owning it. Yeah, yeah. If that makes sense. I was very young and I haven't seen the cards and the binder full of cards for a long time.

But I do know the year that I was collecting them, they are the cards that would be worth a lot of money if you have the right ones. Okay. Right. So this is the thing. Mom and I have had, I mean, we've had a brief look this morning and we couldn't find it. Very brief. But not all options have been exhausted. So this afternoon after we finish the show, we might go for another look.

But I think it's here. I know that it's here. It's like digging for treasure. I know we just have to find it. Dye, it's very relatable having to deal with your kids stuff after they've moved out of home as well. I know my parents agonized over it and it was in a big shed for a long time. parents had like a big three-car garage in the back of the property and they just kept all of our southern boxes there.

But then as they moved, which you have done, things get downsized, things get repacked. Where do you generally keep most of your brie memorabilia? Well, generally up in the shed as well with her name marked on it in a container. So I'm pretty, I'm very confident that it's here because I have seen it since we've moved. How many boxes of Bree, Bricka Bracker have you got up there? Oh, probably only about 10. Only 10. See, Bree, this is the beauty of living in a different country.

When you live in the same country as your parents, every time they come to visit, they bring you another box of your stuff, particularly when you own your own home and they're like, you've got a house, this is your problem now. And this is how much I wanted to avoid that moment. I moved countries just so I didn't have to go through that client. I've got a good idea, Clint.

I reckon she should take one box home every time she comes home. See, how has this turned into that? What the hell? Well, the Pokemon card book might be in one of those. Yeah, but hey, here's the deal. If I find this book and there is some cards in there worth a lot of money, I will give you part of it to get rid of my other stuff that's collecting dust up in the shed.

Well, you've stored that... How much is part? Yeah, because you've stored this for, what, 20 years die? What is your cut? What's your commission rate as a percentage? Clint? I think 50-50. I was thinking 50-50.

50 for Clint and 50 for me. Excuse you. Oh, well, there you go. That's going to give you guys something to do over the next couple of days. I don't even want to find it now. Who knows what else you'll find in there? Well, I've got the ball-headed Barbie that's worth a fair bit, So we'll see how she goes.

Oh, the bloody bald-headed Barbie from my mum's childhood. That's all we heard about. Yeah. Careful what books you're looking. Bree said she's got a box of dirty magazines up there as well. They were mums before they were mine. And her mother's before. Generation to generation. They have seen some stuff.

All right, well, good luck on your hunt for the expense of Pokemon cards. We will keep you updated. The hunt for the holographic charreside continues. Z is Brian Clint. We just added Tom Sainsbury to the roast of Brian Clint. If you want to get your tickets before they sell out, ComedyFestival.com.n.z has them right now for $25 bucks. Bring Clint.

All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers for a Monday. What's a birthday banger? Well, it's the number one song when you turn 16. And if yours is the best, we'll play it in full. Indy's going to do their mum Angela's birthday banger. Hi, Indy. Hi, Indy.

How old are you, Indy? I'm 11. You're 11. You're 11. Okay, so we can't do yours yet, but this is exciting. You're going to do your mum's. What's her name? Her name's Angela.

Okay. Great. And what's your mum's birthday? The 7th of March, 1984. Oh, very well done. She was 16, that means. In 2000... I'll pick it up for Bree.

She just got cut off. She was 16 on the 7th of March in the year 2000. and this is her birthday banger. It's a banger. Yes. Oh, it's good. Do you like it, Indy? I know your mum's going to like it,

but do you like Christina Aguilera? Yeah, I think it's quite good. Yeah, we agree. Oh, I think it's very good. Wait there, we're going to do Kim's birthday banger. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi.

How was your weekend, Kim? Oh, it's been so good. It's a tiger anniversary here in Dunedin, so we're just driving back to Queenstown. dream. Oh, lovely. Such a dream. And it's been sunny and it's warm. It's just absolutely stunning. You couldn't ask for much more other than your birthday banger, which you are asking for. We need your day to birth.

Okay, 10th of November 1994. All right, you were 16, Kim, in the year 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Kim, Churn. Oh, my God. That would, um, top the roadie off, wouldn't it? Coming back into court. Queens town with this blasting. Oh, 100%. I can see now out of the hangover.

Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, how are you going? Hi. Okay. What'd you do for your weekend, Karen?

Sorry. I listened to the first one on her birthday was in March of 1984. And mine's on the 2nd of February, 1984. Oh, my gosh. No way. You're almost exactly one month apart. Yes. Okay.

All right. Well, let's see what you get, Karen. That means you were 16. in the year 2000 and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh my God, how good were the bangers in the year 2000? So we went from a Macy Gray number one

directly into a Christina Aguilera number one. What a great year for music, right? Oh, it was the best time. Do you like it, Karen? I probably wish I was born a month later, to be honest. Oh, you prefer the Christina Aguilera one? Yeah, I know. That kind of influence.

My answer my vote a little bit because I was going to vote for that one. Okay. Yeah, I'm trying to find Macy Gray a little bit annoying. Who is it on this team that finds Macy Gray annoying as well? It's you, isn't it, Ella? Yeah, it's just a bit whiny. Blasphemous. Blasphemous.

Oh, Ella, you are the queen of liking whiny music. What are you on? It's called yearning, Bree. It's called yearning music I like. Well, no one yearns harder than Macy Gray. Karen's loving us just having a family fight here. You've torn the team apart. Okay, wait there, Kaz.

We're going to have to decide between Christina. That is for Indy's Mum Angela. Far East movement for Kim. And Karen's Macy Gray, I try. I think I've got to go with my girl Indy and her mom with Christina Aguilera what a girl wants. Yeah, I think you're right. I was going to go for Karen's.

But seeing as even you, Karen, are going to vote for Christina Aguilera. Yeah, Max Gray, don't try. Yeah, okay. Masy Gray, don't try. Don't try. Karen. Hey, Indy, you have just one birthday banger on behalf of your mum today. Well done.

Yay, thank you. You're very welcome. Good job, Indy. Here it is. From March 2000, Christina Aguilera, what a girl wants. It's a birthday banger on Z-N with Brian Clint. ZDM's Brinclin. The winner of birthday banger today

on ZM is Christina Aguilera's What a Girl Want. It was number one in March 2000, that one. Was that her debut in 2000 or was Jeannie in a Bottle earlier? I think it might have been earlier. Jeannie in a Bottle was her debut. 98. Well, technically, the song she sang on the Moulin'A movie was her debut. But yeah, Jeannie in a Bottle was her first big.

hit that came out around the same time as Baby One More Time and then What a Girl Once was off the same album. Moulin, not Moulin Rouge. Yes, Moulin, the cartoon. The animated cartoon. Was Christine Aguilera on the Moulin soundtrack? She sung the main song from the soundtrack, yeah. Did she?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't study up in my Christina Aguilera history. I did not know that. Wait, I'm going to double check. Actually, let's back check this. Claudia's just back checking it for us, Claudia. I was, you know how Yeah, 1999 reflection.

I was of Korean and Aguil. Remember that time I went to her back to basics to her and I bought a single ticket so I could get as close to the stage as possible? Yeah, right. Should never have questioned you, to be honest, should I? Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. I'd know about you, Clint, but Robbie Williams announcing that he is coming to the country

is very exciting stuff. I got my tickets today. Yeah, I know. I didn't realize that they were. went on sale today. Is that pre-sale? No, I didn't even know that they were up yet. But my wife, our friend, our friends saw them and she goes, have you got our Robbie tickets yet? And I said, I don't even know they were on sale. So she swooped in and she has purchased our Robbie Williams tickets. So I'll be there at least.

Geez, I need to get on my bike and get those. Look, he's doing a lot of press at the moment, promoting the Australasian leg of his stadium tour. And something I saw that he said recently in an interview was quite interesting and very honest. from him about a facelift that he's going to get, he reckons. Oh, he is going to get one. Well, I mean, you said you found a clip of him from last year where he talked about not getting one. Yeah, this is from January 2025

where Robbie was on with an Australian radio show. I think he was promoting the Netflix documentary at the time, but this is what he had to say. Now, listen, I'm thinking of having a facelift, and I went to see one guy in Los Angeles, is 350 grand for a facelift. I'm from Stoke. That's not happening.

This is the thing, though. You can't get it. If you're Robbie Williams, you can't get a cheap facelift. You know? You have to spend the money. He'll make it back. The worst thing he could possibly do

is cheap out and get a half-priced one and end up looking like Bradley Cooper. You know? I know, you said it. I was thinking it. Yeah. You need to go top dollar. He has said in an interview,

and I quote, he said there is a facelift coming very soon for him he said he won't get filler or have his lips done he'll still look like him but a better version of himself I just saw some promotional pictures for this tour that he's about to go on the Brit Pop tour and yes he doesn't look like the Robbie Williams of 2002 but he's not that guy anymore and I actually think

Robbie Williams looks really good I like his greys I like his wrinkles especially after he's done the movie in the documentary and you see the stuff that he's been through. It's kind of like, and this sounds really cliche, but it's like the story of his life is on his face, but he's still very handsome. Oh, that was so deep from you. So beautiful, Clint.

I agree. I think he's aging like a fine wine, but he said in this interview, he was talking about, because he's obviously he said he's looked into how much these facelifts cost. And it's interesting in that audio that he said 350,000,

because he said recently, when he went to get some quotes for his facelift. It was US $400,000. Yeah, right. So it's gone up. That was a year and a half ago. Everything's gone up. So even the facelifts have gone up.

It's so weird the concept of getting quotes for a renovation. Like you do always. Like if you're putting in a new kitchen or you're getting a bathroom done up, you get some quotes. He's doing the same thing except the renovation is his own face. Yeah. That's crazy, eh? Celebrities live a wild life

I wonder if they're going to You know, does he have to hire Electrician? Does he have to hire a plasterer? Yeah, yeah. Does it have to be, what's the retaining load On the facelift? Does he have to put drainage in?

Totally. I know what you mean, Bree. Yeah. And you want to do that research before you break ground Because once you do, it's like, it's not like It's not like you can do the kitchen again.

It's your face. You only have one of those. I think the best case scenario, just ask Brad Pitt, who did his, and he'll be good, good to go. Yeah, yeah. Just call Brad Pitt's guy. Hey, who's your renovator?

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