ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd May 2024

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC Try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Dead end. Brie and Clint.

Very hotly anticipated show today. Oh, guys, it's going to be one hell of a ride. Strap in, do up your seatbelts so you don't come out the front windscreen. Brie said to me earlier, should we do the first hour of the show with British accents but not say anything about it? I don't know what you're talking about. But never mention it. Hello, it's me, Rita Ora. It's a great idea.

It's a great idea. You're not doing what I told you to do. I never agreed. I said I'll do South African, and Ella told me that was problematic. Yeah, it could be problematic. I'll stick to classic Kiwi Clint. I feel like I sound way better with an English accent.

You're a bit chavvy. Well, that makes sense. I picture you in a tracksuit. I am naturally a bogan, so it does make sense that it carries over from different countries. We've got a fun show on the way for you today, including human Shazam. Claudia, how does this queue jumper situation work? Hello there. Hello, Claudia.

How are you? You're all right. Yeah, good, love. How are you? You're all right. I'm good, thanks. So we're going to get a queue jumper who's gone on ZM's Close Friends and given us their details so you can get in.

Instead of having to call us, we'll call you. How do you join ZM's Close Friends? Just join us on Facebook. ZM's Close Friends. Ella, what do you think about this? Oh, yeah, hello there. I think it's really great. All right.

You know what I mean? Long lunch was a bad idea. Long lunch went way too. Alright. You know what I mean? Long lunch was a bad idea. Long lunch went way too long, if you know what I mean. Eating's cheating. Hey, let's get into a round of tradie versus lady. Let's do it, guys. Tradie versus lady.

50 bucks up for grabs. I've lost my accent, but it's compact. $50 up for grabs Thanks to KFC If you want it Call us 0800 Dial ZM

I think the ladies Are just up Just Ever so slightly So what's today Going to bring We'll find out next Bree and Clint

It's Treaty Versus Ladies 3 2 1 The score Oh we do love it The score is Something 2 versus ladies. Three, two, one. The score.

Oh, we do love it. The score is something, two something. And it is close. I think it's about 40 each, a roundabout. No. The ladies, I think, are two in front. Wait. Producers, yeah, come on.

The tradies are on 40. The ladies are on 42. I knew it. And I was pretty much right as well. Only two in it. But the ladies leading. But the ladies in front. Girls on top.

Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from the wider upper. She's 30-something and her body ticks like a clock. Welcome to the show, Ash. Ash? What do you mean? I've got a little valve in my heart. You've got a what in your heart?

A metal valve. Wow. I was thinking you meant biologically, because all of us women in our 30s, for some reason, it starts to tick louder. Yeah, no, I'm no good at hide and seek. Both physically and metaphorically for Ash. Did you hear what she said? She goes, I'm no good at hide and seek. Both physically and metaphorically. Did you hear what she said?

She goes, I'm no good at hide and seek. Because her thing's ticking so you can hear her. I think you were a bomb on a plane, wouldn't they? Yeah. No, it's not. No, no. It's not that loud. Okay, sweet.

You're taking on our tradie from Timaru. He's 19 and he is the first person to get kicked out of a flat in one night. Welcome to the show. It's Connor. How are you going? G'day, Connor. We're well. Thank you, mate.

What did you do to get kicked out in one night? Let's just say some stuff I'm not very proud of. Yeah, I reckon enough said, to be honest. We've all been there. Don't worry about it, mate. There's room to grow. Room to grow. Condog, your buzzer is tradie.

Ash, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Good luck to all parties. Question number one. What are the bones in your spine called? Ash. Yes, Ash.

Your vertebrae. Well done. It is your vertebrae. I will remind you, Ash, to buzz in with lady. We always give one. Oh, true. You get one grace. We get one grace.

All right, here comes question number two. What's the name of the mathematical theorem that allows you to calculate the length of a side of a right-angled triangle? You would have been taught this in maths. You may not have listened. Starts with P. Builders should know it. No idea. No.

I always knew it as the Pythagoras theorem. Yeah, that's right. Or pi. Or pi. No, pi is the number. Pi is the number from the Pythagoras theorem. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, I think so. I never the number from the Pythagoras theorem. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, I think so.

I never listen to maths. No points there to anyone. Here comes question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Connor's in. Oh, no, I've got it wrong. No, have a guess, Connor. Have a guess. Lady?

Lady? No, it's Porfitt. Ash? Dua Lipa? It is Dua Lipa. It's worth a guess. Worth a guess. The ladies in front, they're on two.

Connor, you're on zero. You need this one to stay in it. Question number four. A pickle or a gherkin is made from which fruit or vegetable? Lady. Yes, Ash, for the win. A cucumber. She's got it.

She's a lady. Yes! Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. She's pumped. 50 bucks cash and a tradiverse lady victory coming your way. Ash, congratulations. Thank you. Nice work, Ash.

Thanks for playing, Connor. Good to meet you, man. Thanks, mate. See you later Nice work, Ash. Thanks for playing, Connor. Good to meet you, man. Thanks, mate. See you later. Good luck for the flat hunt. If anyone's looking for a liability in their flat, give us a call. We'll give you Connor's details. Bree and Clint.

Welcome to the show. Friend of the Bree and Clint show, one-time temporary producer and resident ZM Taylor Swift expert, Megan Sager. Hello. She has been banned from the show for a little while as she did drop the F-bomb the last time she was on the show. Last two times, I believe. Apologies.

I wouldn't have been today, I promise. Yeah, won't it? It won't. It better not. Let's test her. There's word on the street that you don't think the new Taylor Swift album is any good. Pardon?

I think this is defamation. That was the correct response. I was just trying to see if you'd drop an F-bomb. She definitely doesn't feel that way. She's obsessed. She may have dropped an F-bomb over the weekend, though, because you were saying to me that you tried to do something nice for your partner, but it backfired.

Yes, yes. A little bit of regret, but it all worked out in the end. You were borrowing your partner's car, and you decided to do a nice thing and you were going to clean out the car and make it all nice so you could give it back all clean. Yes. Is that passive aggressive to clean your partner's car? No.

Because you're like, you're so yuck. I thought I'd clean your car for you. No, I think it's a really nice and thoughtful thing that if you've borrowed it, especially, like even if you haven't, like cleaning out someone's car, oh, that is such a good thing. I actually borrowed producer Ella's car. Oh, yeah. Did you clean it out before you gave it back?

What condition was that in? It was actually not bad. I think I gave it a wee dust and a wee gas up and it was good to go. It's full of hummus, her car, isn't it? There was a couple of rogue things in the glove box, but I mean that's hidden. I think it runs on bok choy, doesn't it? Your car? Runs on bok choy, nah. The vegan car?

Nah? Bok choy and pleather seat covers. Yeah. And mushrooms. Okay, so you're cleaning out your partner's car, what happened? So I was actually picking her up from the airport, that's why I was borrowing her car. Hadn't seen her in like four days. Super excited to see her.

And then she gets in the car. Straight away, she's like, where did that tin go? That was in the door. And I was like, how did you even notice? Yeah. But apparently in the tin was a pearl earring. Oh, no. Oh, okay.

The tin was a hazard, first of all, because it was like sharp at the top. And one time I went to like grab my drink bottle thinking it was in there and cut my hand on the tin. Yes. So it had to go. But apparently there was an earring in there. A single pearl earring. A single pearl earring. So she didn't have the set.

No. She only had one. And you, trying to do a nice thing for her, cleaning her car out, have thrown out this pearl earring that apparently is worth a bit of money. Correct. This is why we've got to bring back smoking because if we were still smoking, the car would have an ashtray

and then you could keep your bits in the ashtray like we all used to do. Your coins, your earrings, your bits and bobs. All your importance. Yeah, exactly right. I mean, I did question it. I was like, is this from La Visa

or is this a bit more pricey? Is it a real pearl? So you did actually see the earring before you threw it out? did question it. I was like, is this from La Visa or is this a bit more pricey? Is it a real pearl? So you did actually see the earring before you threw it out? I saw it, yes. But you assumed that it was junk? There was only one. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do with it?

She couldn't put it in her nose. I'm just Googling how much is a real pearl worth. Apparently it was white gold. Oh, okay. I don't know what that means. I could rock one pearl earring. You're not Harry Styles. But yes, anyway,

it threw it out. It didn't even go in the bin in the house. It went straight into the red bin because it was bright. Into the wheelie bin. Oh, right. Okay. It says here on Google that a pearl can be worth between $300 and $1,500.

Okay. Yeah. Just keep that in mind. I did find out as soon as she got into the car. You've hurled that straight into the red bin. Straight in. And because of the size, I mean, it went straight to the bottom, didn't it? And because it was bin night, the bin was full.

Yeah. And it was also the night that was pouring down with the rain. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. So what did you do? So picture this. Me bending over straight, full body in the bin pretty much, trying to pull out my flatmate's Uber Eats pizza and whatever else is in there.

Yeah. It didn't actually take as long as I thought. Maybe about 10 minutes. And you found it. Found it. Found it. You did not. Like a diamond in the rough. You found a pearl in the rubbish bin.

Yeah. And I actually don't know where she's put it. She's probably just lost it herself again. Did she say thank you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for finding it? Thank you for cleaning the car? Actually, I don't know if she ever thanked me for cleaning the car after that.

Oh, that's rough. It was a rough car ride home, but straight in the bin and then happy days. I just picture your neighbours looking over and seeing your arse end hanging out of the red bin being like, God, these new neighbours are something else. These tough times over at Megan's house. Let's ask people on our 100 dials at him what you went through the bin for. Yeah, what did you go through the bin?

Looking for. Looking for. And a friend of mine, I remember, said to me one time they had a lotto ticket. Yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. And the lotto numbers came out and apparently someone in the area where we lived at the time had one. And they

swore they were like, I can't find this lotto ticket. I swear I've thrown it out. They went through four bins. Four bins. They found it. They checked it. Bonus ticket. They won nothing.

Always the way. We're asking what did you throw out? What did you have to go through the bins to try and find? Because you threw it out by accident. Our friend Megan just threw out her girlfriend's pearl earring and had to go through a full wheelie bin, rubbish night, in the rain, to find this single pearl earring.

But she found it. But she found it. She got it. It's a success story. All was saved. So what was yours? Someone else texted in and said my Invisalign. Oh my God, I know so many people who have accidentally thrown out their Invisalign.

I saw a thing on TV once where someone's put their retainer onto, when they were on a plane, they put it on their plane food plate. And then they've taken that away and then they had to go through every plate to find this retainer. I accidentally threw out my daughter's mouth plate, like her retainer, in the green bin.

It was also bin night and raining. It was on the street. I had to completely tip the bin out on the grass, rummage through the disgustingness to find it. Had to well sterilise it before she would even contemplate wearing it again. She'd left it on her dinner plate and out with the scraps it went. Oh, no. Yeah, it'd be so hard putting that back in your mouth again.

Yeah, but I mean, you get sanitising stuff. Yeah, you clean it, you clean it. You put worse stuff in your mouth. Kyra's here. Hi, Kyra. Speak for yourself. What's the worst thing you've been in your mouth Kyra? No, no, no. What did you go through the bins for?

It wasn't actually a rubbish bin, it was a movie theatre. My mum gave me an opal, like a gold opal ring and I was playing around like taking it on and off my finger throughout the movie and then I lost control and it like flung out of my hand in the dark yeah in the middle of the movie yeah and I had to wait till the end of the movie everybody left and I was rummaging through this whole theater trying to find it and I found the ring but I couldn't find the opal the opal had broken no and then I was the best part of the ring I know I was like I'm not leaving this theatre until I find the opal. And then I just, and I found it.

I went row by row. You found it? Yes, you did, Kyra. How long do you reckon you were looking for it? Probably about half an hour. Oh, not too bad. Not too bad. I heard you and these poor movie staff like, come on, girl, we've got to get Iron Man on.

Can you hurry up, please? And it's so hard trying to find an opal with, like, mixture of, like, popcorn. Is it black? Was the opal black? No, it was, like, a white pearly kind of colour. She's like, I'm Thanos. I need to find this ring. Someone texted in and they said, I was picking up autumn leaves.

And after three bags of leaves, I've realised I'd lost my diamond ring. It was at the bottom of the last bag. Of course it was. Of course it was in the last bag that you checked. That's how it works. That's so terrifying. What about this one? I lost a patient's finger

that they were waiting to have reattached. A whole finger? A whole finger. Where? How did you throw it out?attached? A whole finger? A whole finger. Where? How did you throw it out? Where did you put it? Yeah, where was it? What are you doing with the finger?

Where was it hiding? What's happening? So many questions. Don't ask. Justin's here. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi there, how are you?

Good, thanks. Good to see you, my caller, long-time listener. Oh, wait a second, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi there, how are you? Good, we're taking my caller, long-time listener. Oh, wait a second, Justin. Let's go, baby! Just spring that on us, Justin. For a Thursday,

sneaky Thursday, first-time caller. Are we talking about a diamond engagement ring in the bin here, Justin? Yep, sure are. Tell us what happened. Well, we were just mucking around at home and then she just realised that one day, yeah, she didn't put her ring next to the bedside table where she thought it was.

And she'd been putting the bins out and stuff that night and whatnot and doing the housework. And so we looked in the bins and everything, couldn't find them or anything. Yeah. And then, so we looked in the bins and everything, couldn't find them or anything. Yeah. So we put the bullet, we claimed insurance, went and got another one

and then, yeah, the night before we got married, we found it. The night before you got married? Wow, where did you find it? Well, it was just behind the bed, tucked between the two mattresses. You wouldn't believe it, it was where she left it, tucked between the two mattresses. You wouldn't believe it.

It was where she left it. Wow. Yeah, well, kind of. And because we've got young kids, we didn't know whether they chucked them in the bin. Yeah. Just between you and I, Justin, did you inform the insurance people that then you re-found it? Nah, that's a silly thing to do. That's fraud, everyone.

She's just got two now. I got a question for you. Which one did she wear on the wedding day? Both of them, but the main one on the main hand. Damn, she's blinged up. God, can you imagine? People would have been like, damn, Justin must be earning some dollars. Yeah, well, I had to pay it off for a while, so it was a bit annoying.

Oh, God, Justin. But you ended up with two, so all good. You're good. You're coming out on top. Yeah, it must have been a good sign there, Nian. Yeah, good man. Absolutely. Okay, thank you.

It was a good sign. Faye's here as well. Hi, Faye. Hi, Faye. Hi. You accidentally threw something out of your dad's. Oh, well, not really. He was really adamant that he threw it away.

Okay. Your dad was adamant he threw what away? His false teeth. His false teeth. His false teeth, which are not cheap. No. Oh, definitely not. Okay.

So he's got a habit of taking out his teeth after he eats. Yeah. And usually they're down in the tissue. Yeah. Yeah. And it's probably as well. So for an hour we were looking through the bin. Yeah.

And then last minute he goes, oh, wait, it's in my mouth. No. Oh, no. The teeth you were rummaging through the bins for were in his mouth. No. I'd be ropeable. Get in the bin, Dad. I'd be like, you take out those teeth right now,

Dad, and I'm going to bite you with them. You. Poor old Dad. I would have been fuming. There you go. Covered in bin juice. You're like, damn it, Dad. To be honest, it's your guy's fault too. Surely you could see the teeth in his mouth.

Imagine if it was a dad joke and he goes, wait a second, they're in my mouth. They're in my mouth the whole time. For more than 20 years, Clint, researchers have been studying happiness as a curve and they've figured out in what decade of your life you're the most unhappy. Oh, most unhappy? Yeah. Well, that's depressing.

I know. I could have brought that you're the most happy. Do you have that as well? Because we could do like a good news, bad news, good news, like a sandwich. I can make it up. Have a guess. Have a guess. What do you reckon your happiest is?

I think when you have the least responsibility. So teens? Maybe your teens or your 20s? Oh, a bit of responsibility creeping in in the 20s. Not for me. True. True, there's 20s and there's 20s, eh? There's your 20s and my 20s.

Yeah. Then there's Ella's 20s. She's engaged. Yeah, she's going to have way more responsibility. Probably some kids at the end of her 20s, you know? Keen, I actually had a dream I was pregnant. Ella's like, end of my 20s? I'm not waiting that long.

I'm just starting right away. Give it to me now. Okay, unhappiest. But they have seen a correlation and it turns out that the decade of your life that you're the most unhappy is your 40s. I was going to drumroll you. That's not drumrolling. It's pretty depressing, isn't it?

40s. Your 40s. And you know the worst thing about this information is that they actually don't know the real reason why. Right. We can theorise though. Yeah. So I've... I've got some ideas.

You've got some ideas. There's someone staring down the barrel of my 40s. I've got some ideas. You've got some ideas. There's someone staring down the barrel of my 40s. I've got some ideas. You can see your future, what it looks like. They've put down a few things. Do you want to hear what they've said? Oh, sure. Tell me what the experts think and then I'll tell you the real answers.

Okay. Well, I feel like you're going to agree with some of these. So they say in your 40s, you have the most people relying on you. That is correct. Which makes that huge amount of pressure on your shoulders. Quite often you have your children who rely on you and then you're at the age where your parents are still alive as well but they are ageing.

Oh, God, I don't even want to think about that. And so they are starting to rely on you more and more. Yep, so I agree with that, yep. So many people relying on you. The next thing that they said is that in your 40s, it is very likely that you will have the lowest levels of self-time or me-time in your life. Yes.

You are working your hardest in the 40s. And you're looking after people. Those are your money-making years. And you have children. And your children are not babies anymore. They've got extracurricular activities So you go on a sport on the weekends you're dropping them at school, you're dropping them at

dance class. Yeah, you're trying to keep your relationship alive so you're investing in that. It's just a bunch of juggling things Does relationship time count as me time? No. Not technically? No, it doesn't Like will you just solely get time to yourself? Yeah, okay Like when was the last time you had time? Oh well you recently have had time to yourself. Yeah, okay. Like, when was the last time you had time?

Oh, well, you recently have had time to yourself because your wife's been away. I was working the whole time. No, but at night time, you get a little bit of me time. Okay, sure. You obviously haven't been taking full advantage of that. You go home and just do more work. And that's pretty much all they've kind of come up with.

But obviously, there's a lot of stuff around that. Yeah, that's pretty much what I was going to say. Yeah. Also you have the biggest mortgage in your 40s because you haven't really paid down any of it yet. And probably the least. And you know what the other bit is? You are just out of your 30s

so your looks have just faded and so you're like you're like you still have an idea of what life used to be like, but no offence to the 40-year-olds listening. Speak for yourself. I'm going to have a glow-up. If you could get some of that 30-year-old retinol back in your skin,

I reckon you would pay thousands of dollars. That's why I'm holding off from using skin products now because I'm going to have a glow-up in my 40s. Bree and Clint. That was depressing. There's a petition in Australia at the moment to raise the age that young people are allowed to

be on social media. What's the age at the moment? So currently kids in Aussie, and I think it's the same for New Zealand, are allowed to sign up for a Facebook or an Instagram or a TikTok account at the age of 13. That's quite young. Yeah, but no one is kind of batting an eyelid.

They're like, oh yeah, that's the rules, that's what it is. Because I think back about, you know, my time early on on social media and I wish someone had stopped me from doing those Facebook statuses. I wish I'd waited until 30 to sign up. Yeah, me too. The 36-month campaign wants to raise it to 16. And the whole thing is give kids another 36 months to just be kids. Yep.

You know? I agree. Give them that time to maintain their innocence and ignorance and be awkward and strange and impressionable in safety, I guess, is what it is. Yeah. And look, kids probably listening right now won't agree with us. Yeah.

But let the adults talk for a second. And we are the adults. And let us just say social media can be an amazing thing. Don't get me wrong. It can be a very amazing place and a great thing, but it can also be a very dark place as well. I don't agree. I think it's just a necessary evil these days.

You reckon? Yeah, I think everybody purports the benefits of it, but we were fine before social media and we'd be fine if it went away. We would. I'd have to agree. You get your information in other ways. There were other ways that the world existed for thousands of years before social media, but it's here, so we have to deal with that.

But why should kids have to deal with it? If you've ever lived in Australia or you follow any Australian radio stations, there's a guy called Whipper on Fitzy and Whipper. He's leading the charge. Has he started this? Yeah, he started this petition. He says excessive social media use is rewiring young people's brains within a critical window of psychological development,

causing an epidemic of mental illness. And I don't think you can argue with that. Look, I think the hard part about social media is that when you're at school, obviously you care about what your peers think. You care and you're around people and people can say whatever they want about you. But with social media, it opens up. It follows you home. Yeah, it follows you everywhere.

And it opens up like this massive door to so many more people. Yeah. And I think that's a scary thing, especially when you're vulnerable and you're susceptible and you're a child. So I think it's something that's like super important. This is an Aussie thing, but I think it has sort of, I think it's a good thing for New Zealand too. The people that are running it say that social media

is linked to mental health issues, cyberbullying, like Bree said, anxiety, depression, self-harm, and even suicide in young people. And I think they're right. I think that is right. Like that's fine. Adults, that's fine. There's no problem with having social media now.

If you enjoy it, that's totally fine. But you, but as an adult, you have the capability and the power to make a decision about whether you want to, like what you want to interact with, what you want to do with social

media. Whereas I think when you're a kid and you're that young, like 13 is very young. You can see anything on there. Exactly. In my opinion, there's no way that a 13-year-old should be exposed to the craziness of social media. It can be a deep, dark place. Anyway, that's what's going on in Aussie at the moment. It'll be good to see it happen here too.

As of 10 o'clock this morning, that petition had had 36,500 signatures in Aussie. Wow. So it'll be interesting to see what happens on that. Brie and Clint. It's time for a round of Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. Me. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? The game where you go head to head with Brie guessing movies as quickly as possible. I've been standing in for you for the last couple of weeks. God, you've done well. Did I go two from two? No. You lost one. I lost one, one, one.

I lost one, one, one. Which is pretty good. So we're playing for $100. You're going to take on Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Hi, Poppy. Hello. How are you guys going?

Good, thank you. We did our binge-a-thon last week. We watched as many movies as we can in 24 hours. Do you reckon you've seen more movies or less movies than me? Definitely more than Clint. Probably not as many as Brie, but I'm willing to give it a go. I'll take it. Good attitude. I'm just looking at the topic for today. It's

movies about mums. Claudia, what's the mum theme all about? It was supposed to be for Mother's Day, which was a couple of weeks ago. And then we didn't use it because we did something else. So I was like, now's a good time. Don't let a good theme go to waste. Yeah, you can't forget about mothers any time of the year.

Let's celebrate the mums. Hey, like I've always said, every day is Mother's Day. You've never said that. Every day is Mother's Day. Poppy, your buzzer is Poppy. Bree, yours is Bree. Don't wait for me to finish these plot lines. Buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is

and whoever gets two movies correct first will walk away with the win. Okay. Good luck. Movie number one. Our hero is smitten when she meets a handsome doctor. But when he pops the question after they start dating, she happily... Brie.

Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is incorrect. Poppy, would you like a free guess? Oh, I literally would not had a doctor. A doctor. If you don't know it, we can move on. I want to say Grey's Anatomy, but that's not a movie. It's not a movie.

Worth a shot, though. Worth a shot. Oh, carry on. When he pops the question after they start dating, she happily accepts. But she soon realises that his mum is not quite thrilled to have a new family member. The mother, who is a newscaster, has just lost her job and is feeling rather attached to her son.

I know it! So she regards her future daughter-in-law as competition and will apparently do anything It's got J-Lo in it. to make her son call off the wedding. It stars J-Lo. Poppy, Poppy. Poppy.

Poppy. Poppy. Is it, is it, oh, it's like mother-in-law or You're very close. Monster-in-law,

monster-in-law. Oh, that's it. Oh, nice, Poppy. One to Poppy. Movie number two. Oh, I'm so used to how my butthole's puckering up. Mother's Day edition of What's the Plot.

Our hero has a great husband, overachieving children, beautiful home and a successful career. Unfortunately, she's also overworked, exhausted and ready to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other stressed out mums to get away from daily life and conventional responsible... Monster and... Poppy. Poppy. Is it bad Mums?

Has she... Oh, I've been absolutely pantsed. That's a down trail, Poppy. You've just won $100 cash and a What's the Plot title. Let's go. Let's go. I didn't think I'd do that again. Nice work, Poppy.

Very well done. Are you a mum, Poppy? I'm not a mum, no. Oh, that makes it even worse. But Mother's Day is every day. I agree with Clint. See? Me and Poppy get it.

Power to the mums. Don't do that, Poppy. Up the mums. Don't do that. No, wait, that's worded wrong. Go the mums. Go the mums. Go the mums.

Up the mums. Nice work, Poppy. Well deserved. Thank you. How good was the mums come from behind victory against the Panthers? Bree and Clint, we're back after this. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Behind the scenes here at ZM, we're having a bit of a celebration today. There's some ratings that have come out, and so we're going out for a bit of a party this evening. And we've put on nice clothes on, haven't we, to go out? Oh. To go out for a couple of drinks, haven't we? Are you in your nice clothes? Well, I noticed that nobody has paid me a compliment on my outfit today.

I do like your slacks. Yeah, thanks. You've got nice. It's a bit late when I ask for the compliment, but that's fine. No, I thought it, though. It's fine. Claudia? I didn't think it.

Claudia, anything you want to? God, wait. God, he's gone. Not usually. No, okay but that's fine. No, I thought it, though. It's fine. Claudia? I didn't think it. Claudia, anything you want to... Anything you want to... God, wait. God, he's gone. Not usually. No, okay. That's fine. Ella? Bree, you look really nice today.

Thank you, Ella. That's so kind of you. So do you. And, Claudia, you look great. Do you guys know I've taken a real fashion risk today? What? You're wearing a denim shirt, a white t-shirt. I thought you might have noticed.

I thought you might have pointed it out. What? Your baggy pants? No, not my baggy pants. I've worn these before. You're wearing a denim shirt, a white t-shirt I thought you might have pointed it out What, your baggy pants? No, not my baggy pants, I've worn these before You're wearing a denim shirt, a white t-shirt and black pants Oh, denim on denim? No No, not denim on denim Brown belt, yeah

No, not a brown belt Have you got rings on? Guys, I'm wearing my wife's shirt to work today I today have raided my wife's wardrobe. I'm like Harry Styles when he did that Vogue cover in that dress. I'm out here pushing fashion boundaries. Mate, unless you're coming to work in a kilt, you're pushing no boundaries.

Excuse me. Can we organise a kilt for Clint? I love kilt. Kilts are hot. Let's make Clint wear a kilt to the radio awards. Is it cultural appropriation if a half Irish, half Maldi

wears a Scottish kilt? I think it's fine. It's close enough, eh? I think it's fine. It's close enough. I think wearing a kilt is like a nice thing. If you're a Scottish person

listening, is it okay for me to wear a kilt? 9696. Yeah. There were no undies underneath. Anyway, me and my wife

now have a two-way wardrobe. I haven't discussed this with her, but now... Is she wearing stuff of yours? Yeah, from time to time she'll wear some of my stuff. You know what I hate in my relationship? I feel like my partner's always wearing my stuff, but I never get to wear her stuff.

And when I do, the one time, like the one time where I'll happen to venture and pick something of hers out, she makes the biggest hullabaloo about it. Oh, so you're wearing my stuff, huh? I'm like, the amount of times you wear my stuff is ridiculous. What's out of bounds in a relationship? What can't you share?

Undies. Undies. If it's an emergency, it's fine. If you were the same size, you could share undies, couldn't you? But would you? Well, I don't know. Emergency only. My wife's, those are women's undies, couldn't you? But would you? I don't know. Emergency only. Those are women's undies.

What about that time I accidentally ended up sharing undies with my mum? Oh, yeah. It still haunts me to this day. That's hot. No, and I can't believe, my mum and I wear the exact same undies. Maybe it's time for me to go a bit sexier.

Or your mum to go a bit less sexy. Oh, that's a great point. We should give her a call. We should call her and inform her. That woman couldn't tone it down if she tried. Bree and Clint, we're back after this. Bree and Clint. Look, I don't do this often, but I think that I am owed an apology.

He doesn't do it often. I think that you three, I'm not just looking at you, Bree, I'm looking at our producers, Ella and Claudia. Who are you mainly looking at? All of you. Well, Claudia. Excuse me? But you all went in on this.

Okay. Recently, we spoke about what our fatal flaws were. Gotcha. Which was Brie's idea to say what was wrong with each one of us. I knew this would come in. I think it brought us closer together. Me too, I thought we bonded. Possibly.

If you missed it, this is what Claudia said my fatal flaw was and everyone agreed. For some people it's insecurity. For you it's the complete opposite. The boundless confidence. Over security you reckon. The over security. So would you say that's cockiness? Yeah. No. That's a good word for it.

I don't think I'm cocky. I don't think I'm cocky. I don't think I'm cocky. I think that's exactly the word. No, I don't think I'm cocky. Yeah, it's not. Maybe it's a complete lack of like... I would accept over security, but I wouldn't accept cockiness. Over security.

How dare you? You were fine. What do you mean? That's true. What do you mean? I said in there, I believe I went on to say that I don't think it's a flaw. I think it's a positive. That's what a cockiness person would say.

I've seen the fruits of that in real life. I think my overconfidence is rubbing off on my children. I went with my daughters to ride bikes around the school up the road from us on the weekends. And my daughter Tui has just learnt to ride a bike with no training wheels.

She's four years old. She's off. And I challenged her to ride to this pole at the far end of the school and then to ride back, which she hadn't gone that far before. And she was like, I don't know if I can do it. And I said, you can do it. And then I saw her sort of hop on her bike and inch your way forwards a bit. And when she thought she was out of earshot, I heard her self-talk to herself.

I heard her say, this is no word of a lie, she went, you can do it, Tui. I know you can do it. And in her, in that moment, I saw the boundless well of confidence that exists in me. I saw a confident dad rubbing off positively

on his daughter. That's the wrong choice of words. But I saw me. And I saw me. And I just like to take credit for my daughter's confidence. You know what the difference is, is that she's lucky because, you know, I feel like her confidence will come through as confidence, you know, which is a nice thing. It's good to see, especially in a young woman, a young girl. Absolutely.

Great to see. Yeah. especially in a young woman, a young girl. Absolutely. Great to see. Whereas like sometimes with you, it just, it comes off a little bit cocky and maybe that's because you have one and she doesn't. You can't be cocky without one. Yeah, maybe not. Well, I strongly disagree with you and I would just like everybody to credit me

with empowering the next generation of women. She obviously has a strong mother, a strong female role model in the household. She does. Her mum is fantastic. Oh, I forgot there's two people parenting. You would. Yeah, good point.

All right, Clint, I think it's time to do a personality test. What do you reckon? A-type. You reckon you're A-type? Sure, surely. What's A-type again? A-type. Am I not like an alpha personality?

Yeah. Doesn't mean that I am the alpha. Right. It just means eldest child. You try to be. Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah.

An A-type would say that, so you might be right. Yeah try to be. Yeah. I think An A type would say that so you might be right. Yeah, exactly right. Well, there's a lot of psychological tests. A lot of these personality tests that are trending on social media at the moment. And there's one that's a little bit creepy that I thought

you and I could do. And if you're listening, we're going to put this up on our Bree and Clint Instagram if you want to give it a go as well. So essentially this one that has gone a bit viral is it claims to reveal the darkest hidden secrets of your subconscious by showing you a series of creepy faces. And then what we have to do, Clint, is we have to imagine that you see one of these creepy faces. So there's eight to do, Clint, is we have to imagine that you see

one of these creepy faces. So there's eight to pick from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have to imagine you see one of these eight people at the end of a very dark corridor and they're coming towards you, right? You have to pick out of the eight faces, the creepy faces, which one you are most scared of. Okay.

And depending on which face you pick, then there's answers as to how that correlates with your thoughts of your subconscious. Priya's brought all the pictures up on screen right now. They all look like pictures taken off tombstones from like the 1920s. Yeah, olden day kind of photos. They look like mug shots of people who died on the Titanic. Yeah, they do too.

I know which one creeps me out the most. Have you got yours? Imagine if we picked the same one. Of the eight, there are only two women. Oh, three women. One of them could go either way. One. One. Yeah could go either way. One.

One. Yeah, I choose one. You can't even see that guy's face. Yeah, there's just something about his really, like, it's the glasses. He looks like a bit like turn of the century David Bain. Number two freaks me out the most. Same with you girls. He just looks hungry. Yeah, number two is creepy AF. It two freaks me out the most. Same with you girls. He just looks hungry.

Yeah, number two is creepy AF. It's the direct eye contact. Yeah. That guy looks like he's a serial killer. He looks like a bigger unit too, to be honest, like a big boy. That guy scared straight away out of everyone. All I could see was that guy's face. So, okay, we've got the answers, Claude.

Who do you want to do first? Me? I reckon we should, since we all said two, let's do two first. Okay. So number two, which Claudia, Ella and myself picked number two. And this is what it means. It's on the wall. It's on the wall, Clint. Oh, I can push the button? Yeah. Okay.

If you, when you go on our Instagram and you look at the pictures, if you chose person two as the creepiest, this is what it says about you. If you have chosen person number two, that's the epileptic. That means that you probably don't like showing when you're angry or upset because you were taught that it's not really nice to have these feelings you're usually very quiet and friendly but if things get a little bit too much you might suddenly burst out of anger which might surprise certain people who think that you're very calm you keep your cool most of the time

but sometimes your anger comes out all at once when you're really stressed. Oh, hello me. Hi me. That's pretty good. Really? Did that nail you guys? Hello me. Typical Capricorn over here. Okay. As the only person who chose person one, what does that say about me?

If you have chosen the first person, that's the sadist. That means that you might not like people who try to control or bully others. Because you've seen too much of that behavior from adults when you were younger. And even though you're usually very nice, deep down down you might feel a little happy when someone who's mean gets the taste of their own medicine you're usually very calm and helpful but if someone tries to push you around you might react in a sneaky way to get back at them without being obvious no comment interesting oh that's really fascinating we're gonna put this personality test picture on our Instagram story so you can go and see it.

And then can we post the link to the explainer video? Yeah, post the link to the TikTok and then you can see which one, yeah, you pick and what it means. By the way, you're a type A as well. I've just done a quick Google. Why? What's type A mean? Competitiveness.

Oh, yeah, that's me. Focused on achievement. Yep. Perfectionism. Yep. Impatience. Yep. Stress.

Yep. Ambitious. Yep. Urgency. Yep. Perfectionism. Yep. Impatience. Yep. Stress. Yep. Ambitious. Yep. Urgency. Yep. And aggression. Sounds like me. Bree and Clint.

It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's get birthday banging for a Thursday. These are the number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure it out here in studio, and then we'll pick our favourite one. First person who's going to play is Madison. Hi, Madison.

Hi, Madison. Hi. How's your day been so far, mate? Good. No, just woke up like literally two hours ago and I saw your post. Oh, amazing. Well, great to have you as a part of the show. All we need is your birthday. My birthday is the 21st

of April, 2005. Okay, Maddie, that means you were 16 in 2021. We've done the calculations and this is your birthday banger. What do you reckon? Justin Bieber and Peaches. I did not expect the Justin Bieber song, really. It just screams Palm Beach to me. The song?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know why. Where's Palm Beach? In California. Oh, okay. Yeah. That makes sense.

It's a good one, Maddie, I think. Not a bad one from JB. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Caleb's birthday banger. Hi, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, how are you?

Good, thank you, mate. Is there anyone you're hoping for as your birthday banger? Oh, there's a few, but I can't really list them off the top of my head. All right, well, let's just figure it out then, shall we? What's your date of birth? 16th of February, 2002. All right, that means you were 16 in 2018, Caleb. And on that day, this was at the top.

Guys plan. Guys plan. I can't do this on my own. BBL Drizzy. BBL Drizzy. Bit of Drake, God's Plan. What do you reckon, Caleb? Not really a big fan, but, you know,

it could be worse songs out there, I suppose. Yeah, they could always be worse. Ain't that the truth, Caleb? Rest assured that they could always be worse. Oh, I like Caleb's vibe. Glass half full. We're going to Amelia now. Hi, Amelia.

Hi, Amelia. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How's your day been out of 10, Amelia? Oh, you know what? I'm feeling good today. Maybe like an 8.5. That's a solid day for a Thursday.

We like to hear it. Hey, Amelia, what is your birthday? My birthday is the 10th of April 1995. Right. That means you were 16 in the year 2011. We've calculated that this is your birthday banger. There we go.

I love that song. J-Lo and Pitbull. I mean, you can't go wrong with the combo of J-Lo and Pitbull. Iconic duo. Iconic duo. And I'm voting for it. They should have got rid of Shakira and made the Super Bowl halftime show J-Lo and Pitbull. Oh, can you imagine?

Yeah, sorry, Madison and Caleb. I'm going with Amelia's birthday banger. I'm going to vote J-Lo as well. Yeah, I think we get that on the air ASAP. Fair enough. Thanks for playing, guys. Thank you, guys. Appreciate you.

Thank you. Sweet as. Here's the winner of Austin's. I like the honesty from Caleb. The winner of birthday banger From 2011's J-Lo on ZM J-Lo That's the winner of birthday banger on ZM

It's J-Lo and Pitbull and On The Floor Oh here's a good question Yeah What do you think Pitbull's real name on ZM, it's J-Lo and Pitbull and On The Floor. Oh, here's a good question. Yeah. What do you think Pitbull's real name is? I reckon it's Gavin. Gavin? Okay, we've got our producers in the studio at the moment. You can feel free to suggest a name.

I feel like it's a boring name like John. John? Or like Paul. I'm Googling it. You guys keep talking. You've gone with John or Paul. Zach. Offensive that you said Paul is boring. That's my middle name, by the way.

Sorry. I'm going to go with Juan. Zach. You guys aren't going to believe this. Zach. Okay. You know what Pitbull's real name is? Armando Cristian Perez.

Oh, my God, that's sexy. Armando. That is hot. Armando. That is hot. Armando. Armando. Hell yeah. Armando. Speaking of hot, stick around.

Bree is going to tell you next. Who has been voted the UK's sexiest man? It's not going to be anyone you're expecting. It's not going to be Pitbull. No, not Pitbull. He's not going to be anyone you're expecting. It's not going to be Pitbull. No, not Pitbull. He's not English.

No. No. He is sexy, though. He's very sexy. Guys, there's a big competition that's just been awarded, and we need to talk about it. Okay. UK's sexiest man has just been announced for 2024.

Boris Johnson. You know, you're not that far off. Really? Oh shit, I know who it's going to be. That's why I know who it's going to be. I want to talk about it because the person who's been awarded number one pole position for UK's Sexiest Man is

not someone you would... Not traditionally Not a traditionally sexy person. It's not you would. Not traditionally. Not a traditionally sexy, you know, person. It's not the stereotype. The winner of UK's Sexiest Man. Gaz from Geordie Shore. Jeremy Clarkson. What?

I knew it. From Clarkson's Farm has been awarded pole position. Sexiest Man. Sexiest Man. Yeah. Well, sexiest, most attractive. So this is what they did, right? So they polled 2,000 women.

2,000 women voted on this to rate 50 celebrities in order of most attractive to least attractive. Yeah. Rating them from 1 to 10 in terms of sexiness. Guess what he rated? Out of 10? Out of 10. If he's number 1, it has to be up there. I'd say he's a 9.5. He's a 9. Wow! They rated him

a 9 out of 10, giving him top spot. Our producer Claudia is quite literally gobsmacked. Her face was in her hands when you announced that. Claudia, in your opinion, why is Jeremy Clarkson not the sexiest man in the UK? He's not my type at all.

I would say, to be blunt, he's too old and ugly. I mean, fine, but I don't find him attractive at all. Yeah, look, obviously the success of Clarkson's Farm has moved him up in the ranks a lot, I think. Yeah. But I would have to agree with Claude. He doesn't turn my engine over. He doesn't get your tractor motor running.

He's 64. He has the appearance of a man much older. I was going to say that. But if you've watched Clarkson's Farm. Maybe I haven't watched it, so maybe that's where I've gone wrong. He has a swagger about him and always has. Oh, he's got the res for sure. He's got the res. He's also got a hot Irish wife.

She's so, so attractive. She's hot. She's smart. She's funny. Can I just say, also does most of the work on the farm. She more than pulls her weight. He's always standing in the background telling her what to do. She's just like getting in there, pulling bloody piglets out of pigs. Do we know who came second? Yes.

So here's the top ten. Are you ready? Top ten. Jeremy Clarkson at the top. Tom Holland, number two. He's hotter than Tom Holland, hotter than Spider-Man. Insane. This one's also a little bit I'm on the cusp about.

Prince William, number three. No. No. He blew out ages ago. Number four is Gareth Southgate. Footballer. Number five is Cillian Murphy. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yes. Very short. Much shorter than you expect, Cillian Murphy. And I would also say, not your... What's the word again? What are we saying?

To be nice? Stereotypically. That's right. Stereotypical hottie. Really? No, I would say he's up there. Let's talk about a stereotypical hottie, though, because then number six is Idris Elba.

Oh, hello. Hello. Number seven is someone called Ramesh Raghathan. Oh, yeah, he's a presenter on BBC Radio 2. Number eight, Sam Thompson. Raghunathan, I think his name was. Sam Tompkin, don't know. Number nine, Russ Cook.

And number 10, Dermot O'Leary. Okay, we don't know the bottom three. They sound hot, though. They do sound hot. Yeah, right. No, Daniel Craig. No, Daniel Craig. You know what I did when I saw this list and saw that, you know,

not a stereotypical person, stereotypical hotty was at number one. I Googled who they think is not stereotypically hot. Do you want to hear who IMDB put on the list? Uh-oh. Number one, which is outrageous, Catherine Hepburn. As not hot. Like, not stereotypically hot.

She looks pretty good to me, but I don't know. Isn't she like classic, like, old Hollywood beauty? Well, she's been dead for 20 years, so she's probably not looking that good. Do you reckon it's just because they compare her to Audrey Hepburn? Maybe. I don't know Catherine Hepburn.

Cate Blanchett at number two. What? What? Barbara Streisand. Barbara Streisand. She's got so much charisma. You should see her husband though. Number four, Benedict Cumberbatch.

Yeah. He fits in that category for me too. He looks like, who's the little meerkat on Ice Age? Scrappy. He looks like Sid. Oh, yeah, the sloth. Oh, the sloth, yeah. The sloth, he does too.

Daniel Craig at number five, Robert Downey Jr. Wait, what? Meryl Streep at number seven. Robert Downey Jr. and Daniel Craig unconventionally not a... What? That's what IMDB have said. Yes, handsome men. The world is upside down.

If Jeremy Clarkson is the number one hottie and Daniel Craig is unconventional looking, we are through the looking glass. Guys, things are looking good for me. I'm going to try and keep this clean for any little ears that may still be in the car with our favourite code word, indoor gardening.

Love it. If you know, you know, and now you know. And you'll be able to figure it out too. There's an article in the Herald today where a relationship and indoor gardening therapist by the name of Michelle Casey, she's gone deep on the topic of ethical non-monogamy.

How deep did she go? As deep as she could. Okay. You know, everyone's got a limit. Amen. Physically and emotionally. She says ethical non-monogamy is on the rise. She says there's a range of different types of ethical non-monogamy

and there's a difference between each one as well. So before we go into that, do you agree that ethical non-monogamy is on the rise? I think us as humans are always growing and adapting and changing. So I think that yeah, I think there is more movement towards that area. There's more types of relationship talked about these days than there was 15, 20 years ago, isn't there?

Absolutely. And I think people are doing things that work for them and their relationship. Which is my take on all of these, by the way. As long as everybody is happy and nobody's getting hurt, then fill your boots. You're good to go. Okay, the first type of ethical non-monogamy?

Yes. Polyamory. Where you're dating multiple people? You are dating multiple people. You're in romantic relationships with multiple people. Yeah. All with the consent and knowledge of your partner. Yeah, everyone knows.

Everyone knows. Everyone's happy with it. You may have a main boo and a side boo or two main boos. Or, yeah, maybe it's like a three-way relationship, equal. And everyone contributes the same in that relationship. So that's polyamory. Then there's open relationships, which is different to polyamory. Typically, an open relationship is one primary committed partner.

And then one or both of the partners are free to- Sad, sad pieces. Pursue, not necessarily a relationship on the side They're free to pursue Indoor gardening Indoor gardening experiences On the side So that's different to polyamory

That's not multiple relationships It's generally one relationship And then Go and do some stuff Other fun bits and bobs But everybody knows Yeah Everybody knows

And it has agreed Yeah They agree And they say how much information they want Yeah And they agree That's open relationships. Then there's swinging. Is that different? Oh, that's where you

do it together. Yes. That's where you're in one relationship and then you as a couple do some indoor gardening. You go seek other indoor gardening experiences. With other gardeners. Yeah. And you might go to a gardening party. Oh, how good's a gardening

party? I don't know. I've never been to one. Neither, but I'd love to be invited. Or you might invite someone over to your place to do some gardening. You might bring in someone new for an extra set of hands in the garden. You recruit for your own gardening experience. That's swinging. Then

there's a new term called monogamish. What's monogamish? That's a relationship which is predominantly monogamous. But every now and then you have a cheeky indoor garden. Yeah, exactly. Like hall passes. So 95% of the time

you are a one person relationship, you're a two person relationship. But once a year? But at an agreed interval. You go on a rum person relationship. But once a year. But at an agreed interval. You go on a rum spring up. Yes, exactly right. When the Rugby World Cup rolls around once every four years, so long as you do it in a different country,

you can garden someone else's flower bed. Do you reckon that's a rule in some people's relationships? If you're outside of the country. Maybe. Maybe. You're allowed to not be monogamous. If it's ethical. Yeah. And it's agreed to. That's the country. Maybe. Maybe. You're allowed to not be monogamous. If it's ethical and it's agreed to.

That's the agreement. So you guys, if you're looking for a word for your relationship, you're like, I don't think we're in an open relationship. You guys might be monogamish. Monogamish. And the last one is relationship anarchy. What's that? That's where you reject all conventional relationship hierarchies and labels.

You prioritise personal freedom. Relationship anarchists like to allow relationships to organically find their own feet, you know, their own depth of intimacy, their own degree of commitment. They don't prescribe to any societal norms.

You don't have to share a bed, you don't have to share a house, you don't have to wear a ring, you don't have to do anything. You don't have to do anything. Which is a very hard one to navigate. That just sounds like another word for single. It does, eh? You know, where you just do whatever you want. It sounds like a lot of room for people to get hurt,

or at least one person to get hurt. So, of those, Bree, which one are you keen for? If I had to pick, if I had to pick one. Polyamory, open relationships, swinging, monogamish, or relationship anarchy. Oh, if I had to pick, probably either swinging, because that sounds like a bit of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, a hobby we can do together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, or monogamish, because it sounds like less work than the others. Totally, yeah. Fair. That's fair like that. Yeah, it's once a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. Yeah, good call. Yeah. Okay's fair. Once a year. That's fine.

Good call. Okay, sweet. What about you? Oh, no, I'm happily married. Good answer. Bree and Clint. Baby. And that's the end of the show, everybody.

We've got to get out of here. We've got a party to go to. We're having a staff knees up, which will be good. How good's a staff party? Who's going to blow out? You or me? On ready, let's say, producers, on three, let's say who's most likely to blow out tonight on the show.

Ready? Three, two, one. Clint. Clint. No, guys, you're missing the point that I'm most likely. Dad's on the piss. Dad's on the piss. Dad's on the piss.

Surely I'm most likely to do a Houdini and be in bed by nine o'clock. No, that's Ella. Oh, Dad's on the piss. Dad's on the piss. Dad's on the piss. Surely I'm most likely to do a Houdini and be in bed by nine o'clock. No, that's Ella. Oh, yes. That's definitely... She's engaged now. Actually, speaking of which,

Ella, do you want to share an Uber? You're going into Tatarangi. Oh, yeah, sweet. I don't live there. Don't tell everyone where I live. Sorry, bleep it out. Oh, wait, live. I don't know.

Sorry. I might get baby reindeers. I was going to say, how's someone going to find you in a whole suburb? Yeah, live. I don't know. Sorry. I might get baby reindeers. I was going to say, how's someone going to find you in a whole suburb? Yeah, true. No one's that committed. No one cares enough. Have a great night, everybody.

We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Play ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.