ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd May 2025

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Ilona Maher and Portia Woodman use Bree as a table.  Whose voice does it for you?  Do you think you made up a word or phrase?  What's your most boomer behaviours?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brian Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brian Clint. ZM's Brian Clint, the Double Down is back. Tried in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Oh my god, it's driving. Make some noise for the original. ZM's Brian Clint. Hi everybody, it's Brian Clint. We've just been behind the scenes

finessing the video of two of the biggest rugby stars on the planet. Armwrestling on Bree's back. Yeah, we have been working behind the scenes, haven't we? Yeah. Bree's on all fours. In a position reminiscent of the dog.

Imagine if you've just tuned in and you missed that first part. Yeah. Bree's booty is on display for the world's media. But it was worth it because we got a hell of a video and you had Elona Mayer and Portia Woodman all on you. All up on me. All up on you. Yeah, they were all up in my grill.

And I brown-eyed the media. Enjoy that video that's coming out later this afternoon. That is coming very soon. Fun show on the way for you guys today. We've got the International ATM opening at four o'clock. We've given away some decent money this week with that. My mum loves this game. Does she?

She loves it, because sometimes she gets to listen to our show live, right? And so she's heard the game. And then she messaged me the other day going, tell producer Claudia I'm not happy that she doesn't put international ATM in the podcast. Oh. So she's on to you Claudia. Well I just thought it wasn't fun to replay it. I don't know if she wants it though. Mama say, Mama die same Claudia do. Mama do get. Yeah, Mama die wants it or no egg for Claudia. No egg for Claudia. Let's get into it though. Let's kick the show off with Trady vs Lady. Trady's narrowing the gap a bit. Still behind there behind by eight. Yeah, 34.42. Yeah, if you want to play today for a Friday, 50 bucks up for grabs as per 0800dials.m will

get you on. Play Zedine's Breein Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Here we go, the Trady's in the ladies for a Friday. The Trady's on 34, the Lady's on 42. Let's go all the way to Christ the ladies for a Friday, the tradies on 34, the ladies on 42. Let's go all the way to Christchurch to meet our lady today, she's 38 and she is studying nursing.

Welcome to the show, Olivia. Hi Olivia. Hello, how are you guys? Good, thank you mate. Any particular type of nursing or just your stock standard? Oh, I'm not sure yet, but once I get into the bachelor and sort of, you know, get an idea, then I'll probably have an idea of where I'll go. You've got to see where you fit,

what you like first, don't you? Oh, absolutely, definitely. You're taking on your fellow Christchurchian today. They are 25 and they reckon they won the most games of Traity verse lady ever. Okay we've got a veteran on the show welcome Cameron. Hi Cameron. Hey how's it going? How many games ballpark would you say you've won of this? It's got to be the high teams I'm thinking like 17 18. Are you kidding? I didn't know anyone who played Traity verse lady that much. Are you kidding? I didn't know anyone who played tradie verse lady that much. May I use some certain names every now and again, eh?

Oh, so that's how you get through. Is Cameron your real name? Cameron is my real name. Okay. Cameron, Cameron. We've gone into retirement after today. You've got everything to lose today, Cameron. You've got to prove and back it up, what you're saying. Yeah, there's a lot on the line now.

You set the bar high. Sure is. Okay, your buzz is tradie. Olivia, your lady, the first to three correct answers wins the 50 bucks and the glory. Good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. How many islands does Fiji have?

Is it 33, 330 or 3,333? Yes, Cameron. The second option B. It is 330 islands of Fiji. Well done, you're on the board. One for the Trades. Question number two. Milo was big in the news this week. How many teaspoons does the instructions on the Milo tin recommend? Yes Cameron? Is it six? It is six.

It is six? Yeah. He's off to a flyer Olivia. Is it six? It is six. It is six. Dead. Yeah. He's off to a flyer, Olivia. But here we go. You need this one to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Olivia, flyer!

Olivia, this is right in your wheelhouse. Ready? Cameron for the win. Cameron? Christina Aguilera? No. It was hella the guess, Olivia. It's the other one, Olivia. Olivia, this is right in your wheelhouse. Cameron for the win.

Christina Aguilera? No. It was a hell of a guess, Olivia. It's the other one, Olivia. Not 100% sure. Are you kidding? The other one. 38-year-old Olivia? Yeah.

Wow, that was Britney Spears. Are you kicking yourself, Olivia? Yeah, no, I'm kidding. I should have nodded that one. Oh my god. Are you kicking yourself, Olivia? Yeah, no I'm kidding, I should have known that one. It's okay. You're not a Britney fan? Pardon? Not a Britney fan, Olivia? Not really, no.

Okay, well that's fair, that's why you didn't get it. Okay, here we go, question number four. The final Mission Impossible film is out today. Who was Tom Cruise married to from 2006 to 2012? Ladies. Olivia? Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes. Well done. She's on the board. Here we go, Olivia. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number five. Other than the Sydney Harbour Bridge, what is the other iconic landmark

located in Sydney? Yes, Cameron. The Sydney Opera House. He's got it. The Sydney Opera House is correct. And that is Cameron's 15th victory. It was quite the performance. Cameron, I need to know, are you incredibly smart or you just keep up to date on all kind of, you know, current events and?

I'd say I'm probably smart for a builder but sick for an average person. You're just a bit of a tin-ass aren't you? You just fluk you way through it. Yeah probably helps I listen to you guys a lot. Whatever it is it's impressive mate and we've got $50 cash coming your way congratulations. And don't retire now Cameron, you are still welcome to play. I have to get through again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you do your best, Cameron. Here's that Britney Spears song no one knows on ZM.

Sorry, there's no Friday Oki today. We'll be back on the show next week. We just had a few staff down here at ZM this week. We have however been down to interview Portia Woodman, the highest try scoring rugby player in World Cup history. It's super exciting. She's come out of retirement. And Alona Ma, the most followed rugby player on the planet.

They play each other tomorrow when the Black Ferns take on Team USA. And we got invited down to a special media scrum to interview the girls. Yeah, look, when we got there, because I've never done anything like that before, like where it's actually all serious news people. TV1, Staff, the New Zealand Herald, the Crowd Goes Wild, New Zealand Rugby, they were all there. Journalists. And then there was us. And we stood out like a sore thumb. We thought it would be fun to go on with a fun question

and ask them who had won an arm wrestle. Lighten the mood a little bit, you know? You're about to hear what happened down there. But what you can't see is when they agree. I'm so glad people can't see it. To settle the arm wrestle there and then, Brie gets pulled in on all fours to be the table on which they arm wrestle in front of all of these cameras.

When Portia Woodman asks you to get down to be the table, you get down and be the table. I just didn't think about which way, I should have thought about which way my ass was facing. There's about 15 news cameras there. You think which end of your body you would point towards the cameras? And look, I ended up pointing my arse directly at 20 serious news cameras. And it is what it is. Hey guys. Serious journalists. Hey, hey. I like it.

We don't know how these work so we'll just start. Bri and Clint, very serious sports journalists, News Talk ZB. We've only got one question for you ladies. It's the biggest debate in the country right now and that debate is who would win in an arm wrestle out of you two. I've got 20 on Elona. The way my elbow's set up, I can't. Are you forfeiting already?

The way my shoulder... Get down there and tie the thing. You're a table. Are you full-fitting already? The way my shoulder... Come on, get down. They tied it. They tied it. You want to be at table, Bree? I'm scared. Oh, this is the part.

I'm scared. I'm scared. You face that way. Okay, girl, I'll let you have it. Just pretend like I have it. Pretend like I have it for a little bit and then you can take it. Okay. Okay, go.

Oh, she's really strong. She's really... Okay, take it. Oh, Porsche got it. What happened? Well done. What happened? Porsche won. This is the third time. Okay, okay. Okay, go. Oh, she's really strong. She's really, okay, take it. Oh, Portia got it. What happened? Well done.

What happened? Portia won. This was a tight one. Thank you. Wait, she got it? Yes. Oh, I thought it was a bet with you two. I thought it was you.

What? I thought it was you. That's not how betting works, I think. I thought you two, what the heck? Yeah, good to you, Lennon. I'm pissed. Is that how batting works? We don't bat around here.

I'm surprised. So we don't know how batting works. Why did I choose to go that way? Why did I choose to go that way? My favourite part is the part where Portia Woodman... Yeah. ..tries to have my back. She tried to save you.

I get down on all fours, my ass facing directly into every lens of every camera from around the country and she says, are you sure you wanna face that way? You wanna be our table, Bree? You lay down on her knees? I'm scared. Oh, you actually don't? I'm scared.

Oh, there's a part I changed this way. You face that way? Okay, girl. You wanna face that? Okay, girl. You sure? Okay, girl. We talked to Portia Okay girl. You sure? Okay girl. We talked to Portia after she won the arm wrestle on Brie's butt.

Did you realise that Brie was butt first to the world's media just then? I was like, turn around! Turn around! You were like, what are you doing? I missed the arm wrestle because I was just thinking, Brie you bumcheese. I think I had a wedgie. I tried to tell you to like, turn around girl. I know you tried to have my back to tell you to turn around girl.

I know you tried to have my back and I was like oh well. Really added to the significance of the occasion didn't it? And then to add more salt to the wound, Portia Woodman kept our 20 bucks. You know I messaged her. Yeah. I messaged her on Instagram this morning, and I said, Portia Woodman, we want our 20 bucks back,

or you're gonna get 20 effing wax. And she replied with a laughing face emoji. There is a video of the arm wrestle on Bree's butt. It's just having the finishing touches put on it now, and then it'll be up on the Bree and Clint Instagram account. Something I forgot to mention to you guys. That moment made it on TV last night. Did it? Yeah. What? Where did you see it? It was on the

Crowd Goes Wild and good on them they tastefully cropped it. They cropped Bree's butt out. It's elbow up not elbow down. So my ass doesn't even get a mention. Nah, but I'm in the background. Woohoo! I can't tell if that's kind or cruel from the crowd goes wild to crop that out. I think that's pretty cruel, to be honest. Obviously not worth it. Hit up our Instagram account or our TikTok at Brian Klindivy. Want to see the arm wrestle that stopped the nation? Honestly, go watch it. If there's anything you've watched of ours, go watch it. Apparently on Monday this week, Donald Trump, the President of the United States, signed

a new executive order which essentially gives manufacturers of prescription drugs 30 days to meaningfully, meaningfully low the cost of their medications. So essentially he's like, you either lower the cost of all these medications or he's going to take the manufacturing outside of the US. Oh, that seems like a good thing to do. But the thing that everyone is talking about is in this particular Announcement he claims that he invented a new word. Oh, okay But I'm look I'm gonna go out on the limb and say I'm pretty sure

The word he's claiming to have invented already existed. Okay, you see what you think? Sure Basically what we're doing is equalizing. There's a new word that I came up with which I think is probably the best word we're gonna equalise. We're all gonna pay the same. Is he claiming that he invented the word equalise? Equalising. Like the thing that happens when... New word. The thing that happens when one soccer team's got a goal and then you score a goal. Mmm the equaliser. Isn't there an entire Jason Statham series of movies called the equaliser? I looked it up, apparently the word has been used since the 1500s. Basically what we're doing is equalising. There's a new word that I came up with

which I think is probably the best word we're going to equalise, where we're all gonna pay the same. He's incredible, eh? He's something else. This is... It is awkward though. Have you ever been in the situation where someone in your friend group or maybe someone at a party, or you happened to overhear

when someone makes claim to have invented a word? Yeah, I've done it on this show. Didn't I say that I did something some things on this show? I invented like a feature or something on this show that you guys went back and found the audio What was that? Did I think I invented Friday? Okay? I thought I did And I as Adamant so this is weird Trump like a lot of people accused Trump of being a liar It might not be that he might genuinely believe that he invented it like I

genuinely believed that I invented Friday okay you genuinely did yeah and so it was coming from not a bad place not a bad place you just genuinely were like my memory of it my memory is yeah correct but there was quite damning audio going against against your claims with Trump, there is so much evidence of the word equalize existing before- Probably in the Bible. Equalize. I wanna hear from people this afternoon

about times that you've, maybe it's you, and maybe you still think this, that you've invented a word or a phrase like maybe you were ground zero for Leschkow. Oh there are people that claim that. Like where did that come from it had to have come from somewhere. Yeah. You know someone had to have invented that. Do you or one of your mates reckon that you invented the word or a saying? Mm-hmm. Even though there's no way. There's no way. But like we'll hear you out. Oh no we'll hear you out. You're welcome to lay claim to it. Yeah yeah yeah. Absolutely.

0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. You or someone you know you know laying claim to, invented a word or saying? Zayn Ames Branklin. Donald Trump has invented a new word, take a listen. He's genius. Basically what we're doing is equalising. There's a new word that I came up with, which I think is probably the best word

we're gonna equalise, where we're all gonna pay the same. Whoa. I want him to invent more words. Me too. Yeah. Like pasteurise. I reckon he should do a dictionary. Yeah, Trump's dictionary. Like a new one. Yeah, yeah. I wanna know Yeah, like pasteurise. I reckon he should do a dictionary. Yeah, Trump's dictionary.

Like a new one. Yeah, yeah. I wanna know what he thinks equalise means. If he invented it, then he invented the definition of it too. Cause the equalise that we use, obviously not the same equalise that he uses cause he just invented that one. Yeah, it could be anything.

Yeah, yeah. So we're asking you this afternoon, did you or someone you know invent a word, a phrase, something else? Jodie's here, hi Jodie. Hi Jodie. Hi. You reckon you did, you invented your own word.

I reckon I did. Oh, give it to us Jodie. This is huge Jodie, go on record with the word. Random wince. Random wince. Which is random coincidence. Random wince. Random wince. Which is random coincidence. Random wince. Yeah, so one night there were a couple of us and we were having a few drinks and I was talking to this guy and he said, kept saying what I thought was random wince and I thought hey that's a and he was getting really frustrated and he said I was the same random wince what the hell is that? He said you only live once but because he was swearing and both of us were drinking

I was hearing random wince and he was saying you only live once. This was just a random wince that you even came up with the word random wince. Absolutely. What the hell Jodie! just a random wince that you even came up with the word random wince. What the hell Jodie? That's amazing. And I think they should be in the dictionary. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have a drunk people dictionary, eh Jodie? You know how we test it though, Jodie, if you actually came up with it, a good test is you put it into urban Dictionary and see if it exists.

Okay. So I'm gonna do that now. Are you nervous? Okay. Ah, yes. Okay, let's have a look here. Random Wentz into Urban Dictionary. Do we have a drum roll?

Yep. Nothing found. It's yours, Jodie, congratulations. Wow, Jodie! Good job. Well done. It's the same Jodie. Congratulations. Well done. Oh, congratulations. Absolutely brilliant. Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hello. You thought you wrote a song?

Yes. So this is when I went camping with my family when I was younger. I used to make friends with almost every girl there. I was a very social girl and so we started just singing random things and then I picked up these lyrics. So the lyrics were I want to be a rock star, oh oh breaking all the boys hearts, oh oh something like that and I just picked it up from these girls and I was like so I went home I was humming it, I was singing it in front of my mom and she goes oh that's really catchy did you come up with that? And I was like I was little so I was like yeah. Yeah. For years she thought they came up with those lyrics. You just climbed it.

We've got a clip here, Charlotte. I wish I was a rock star Breaking all the girls hearts If I was Eddie Vedder I bet you'd like me better Sounds a lot like Rees Mastin. Doing shots of Patron with the E-U-M-S-T-O-N You sold your lyrics to Rees Mastin. Or you sold your lyrics to Reese Mastin that

could have happened. He could have eardrops, he never knows. He could have been there at the campground, you're absolutely right. Charlotte, that's a classic. She was straight into it too, he could have eardropped on it. Kylie's here, Hi, Kylie. Hi. You think you invented a hairdressing technique. Oh no, not me. My client thought she invented the technique. Okay.

So you're the hairdresser. I'm the hairdresser. Great. And then someone has come in to get their hair done and what did they make claim to? So sometimes when we have applied a colour, we put a plastic wrap type thing over the top just to keep the heat in. Okay.

And I put that over her collar and she claimed that she invented that. She thought she invented putting Gladwrap around your head when you've got dye in? Yes. What? So that's like, unless she was. Could she have? How old is your client? Yeah. No.

Was she 300? Unless she was 150 years old, she's a liar. But what do you say as a hairdresser? Do you just go, oh wow, so good to meet the person who invented this thing I've been doing for 15 years. No, I kind of just said, oh, okay. Hey, Kylie, this is actually probably a good time. I don't know if you know who you're talking to, Kylie,

but I am actually the one who invented Balearge. Really? Yeah, and I invented the bowl cut. Truly. Yeah. Where do you come from there? Where's the Balearge creator? Where do you come from there? Balliage. You're a Balliage creator. Where do you come from?

Balliage is from my ancestors way, way back. And I was born in Bolivia. So. That's classic, Kylie. Thanks so much. Those are such good examples. Such good examples. I was having a conversation with the producers yesterday

and we're all kind of going around the room with voices that just do it for us. Weren't we girls? You know the voices we're talking about? They stand out when you hear a voice that kind of does something to your soul, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, almost in ways,

the opposite end of the spectrum as well, there's voices that don't do good things to yourself. Make you shrivel up. Yeah, yeah. But the producers were into the conversation, weren't you ladies? And we all kind of agreed, didn't we? There was definitely a lot of agreeance going on.

Just out of interest. I mean, we work in a voice-based industry. We are nothing, if not our voices. We're on that spectrum of exciting to shriveled up, would you say my voice sits? Where? No comment. Really? It's hard because I know you so well. So you're more than just a voice to me. Thanks Bri. It's less shrively than it used to be. I'll take it. You know what used to be. I'll take it.

You know what, after the surgery, I'll take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, do you wanna hear the just in your stock standard? We're putting together a list of the hottest voices. Okay, so these are the voices that get you going. In the world. Yeah, okay. By our standards.

Number one, I mean, it's hard to go past the turn 99 recently, David Attenborough. Sinking quickly through the waters, she slid into the mud deep below the surface where she lay for 47 million years. Oh, talk dirty to me, David. Yes. Imagine David Attenborough reading you

some like fairy smut. Mm. You know? See that's nice. I reckon he should get into that. I reckon there's a market for that where he just starts doing voiceover. Oh there's a market for everything. Yeah. Number two, and I'm sure people will agree, Morgan Freeman. It's not Shakespeare. It does not speak in memorable lines. My inner voice always gives it to me straight. He's built a career on it, hasn't he? Morgan Freeman! It's that rasp. He hit the jackpot because he's an excellent voice, but he's also an excellent actor.

So yeah. He's both. He's the whole package. This one might be a bit rogue but in my opinion if you're a millennial you get it and you're I don't even have to explain who this is. One day Simba the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king. It gives me goosey's Mufasa aka James Earl Jones who recently passed away R.O.P. Oh yeah. Yeah amazing incredible voice like just that is that voice is just like butter isn't it? Isn't it? Like the good butter too. Like when you have a bit extra money not like the one that comes in the paper. That butters lurpak. Yeah. That's the real fancy butter. And then I thought I'd throw this one in there because for me, this is top of my list. Cape Lanchet.

Cape Lanchet. From the densest forests to the deepest oceans to the hottest deserts, everything is connected through the vast web of life. Ooh, Cate Blanchett! Oh, yeah, okay, yeah. No? Yeah, she's got a nice voice. Did you just go, yeah, okay, to Cate Blanchett? Yeah, I wouldn't have put her on the same list

as those others. I don't know, it just didn't do it, didn't do as much for me as, you know. From the densest forests to the deepest oceans to the hottest deserts. Up against. Everything is connected through the vast web of life. Up against this. One day Simba, the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new king. I think you're telling us quite a lot about yourself there. Do you want to hear a couple that I threw in the list?

Yeah, go on, let's see. No one asked, but Nijella. I tip this mixture into a loose bottom flan tin, then press it down and around the edges with my hands, before smoothing it with the back of a spoon. Press harder, Nijella. Is it the content? Like, is it partly the content?

It's partly the content, it's partly the voice, it's partly the picture as well. Yeah, yeah I see what you're saying. And I also put this on there. Alright, alright, alright. Yes, the first three words this young man ever said on film. McConaughey. McConaughey's got an incredible voice. Iconic. Yeah, very, very

McConaughey. hot voice. Yeah. All right, all right, all right. I thought we could put together the list. And people, this is where you can weigh in. What voice and it and you know what? It doesn't have to be what everyone else says.

No, it can be what does it for you. Yeah. What is the voice that just does something to your soul when you hear it and you're like oh that is a bit of me. Are you a big fan of Roger Farrelly from The Rock? You could be. Yeah. That's the voice that could do it for you. Do you get hot under the collar when you hear John Campbell? Yeah. You know. Who is it? Hmm. Is there a local version? Is there a New Zealand voice? Jeremy Wells has got a pretty hot voice to me. He's up there. Oh yeah okay.

And I think it's partly his cool, calm, collected persona. That ties into it. Let's put together the list of voices that really do it for you. 0800DI ZM. Or you can text the voice into 9696. We'll see if we can find a bit of audio of them too. Let's do it. The ZM podcast network. The voice that does it for you.

We're putting together the list of the best voices in the world. And it doesn't have to be what everyone else likes. It's what does it for you. We asked before, I asked where do I sit on the list? But I guess both of us, where do we sit? We've had a bit of feedback on our voices, just so we know. Someone said, Clintus Nasally, Brea's Bogan.

Yeah, I'll take it. Bogans can be sexy. Let's find some sexy voices. Kat's here, hi Kat. Hi Kat. Hello. What's the voice that does it. Hi, Kat. Hello. What's the voice that does it for you, Kat?

Leila Conus. I only ever asked once for Meg to get a makeover. It was like years into the show and I was like, just give her something. Like get the hat off of her head. Give her a hairdo. Meg from Family Guy is the voice that does it for you. That's true.

I think it's a lot to do with what she looks like as well. I think a bite, Kat. But oh my god, she normally sounds a bit more gravelly than that, I would say. She does have a little bit of a rasp to her voice normally. Yeah, and yours is good too, Bri. Oh thank you, I'll take that Kat. Thanks Kat, we appreciate your call. Let's go to Kate. Hi Kate. Hi Kate. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you call. Let's go to Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. What's the voice that really gets your motor running? Well, it doesn't really get it running. The Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs. From Silence of the Lambs? From Silence of the Lambs? No, just when he says, hello, Clarice.

Hello, Clarice. Yeah. Oh, that puts chills up my spine. You might need to talk to someone about that Kate. Yeah maybe it's just a chill. Yeah have you discussed this in therapy Kate? No, but my husband harasses me constantly. Yeah and you're like you can keep harassing me but put the mask on please.

Yeah put it back on. Oh no. Get a bottle of key Auntie hubby. Thanks Kate. Tony's here. key, Auntie Hubby. Thanks, Kate. Tony's here, hi Tony. Hi, Tony. We're good, Tony. What's the voice that really does it for you, Tony?

Okay, it doesn't do it for me. It does it for my fiance. So she used to be a Vodafone care leader. Right. And all the girls in the squad, we're talking some seriously nice looking girls here, they just would melt when Steve Price would look at them with those eyes or talk with their voice. Steve Price from the Warriors.

Where you grow up that it is possible because I dreamt it and then to live your dream, you don't really know as a kid whether that's possible. Do you remember when we got Steve Price on the phone with your mum? Yeah. Yeah. I remember because he was on a recent season of Treasure Island and I remember when we got Steve Price on the phone with your mum? Yeah. Yeah. I remember, cause he was on a recent season of Treasure Island. And I remember when I first met him, I was like, okay, let's see what all the hype is about as soon as I met him and he started talking.

I was like, holy smokes. Have you ever been in the same room as your wife and Steve Price, Tony? Thankfully not. No, don't, don't. Yeah. I think it's a good idea if you take out an AVO. Thanks Tony. Andrea's here.

Hi Andrea. Hi Andrea. Hello guys, how are you? Good thank you mate. Tell us what's the voice that does it for you? We didn't expect it. Sorry, you don't know this but you went in a complete robot voice. Like the phone went really weird when you were talking.

Oh great. It's still lit. Claudia, do you know what Andrea's one is? This was Sean Connery. Sean Connery! James Bond. Sean. Very popular one. Sean Connery.

Oh yes, that's correct. Wait, was that your Sean Connery, Andrew? Let's hear a bit more. Oh I don't know. It's gone back. It's gone back into robot mode. Thanks Andrew, we appreciate it. Lots of suggestions, a couple of people saying the voice that does it for them is Elf Stewart from Home and Away

Oh yeah Flamin' mongrel Flamin' drug dealer Flamin' menace Flamin' bargain Flamin' maniac Flamin' hernia Flamin' devil

Flamin' everything Yeah Lotta Miley Cyrus Lotta Miley Cyrus, a few Ginger Spice, there was someone who text through and they said I'm a gay man and there is nothing I love more than the sound of a husky female voice ginger spice is up there for me and so is Miley Cyrus yeah I get that popular voices this is niche but if you know you know someone's texted and said the actress that does the voiceover on 1883

she's the daughter on 1883 yeah she does a bit of voiceover in 1920, whatever the other one is. And you might not be up to it yet, but on the very last episode of Yellowstone, her voice comes back. What kind of voice is it? It's like, oh, mid-western from the 1800s. I don't know, it's hard to explain. Oh yeah, yep, yep. No, from your description I can hear it. Imagine an 18 year old girl crossing the Oregon Trail in a wagon. I can hear exactly what that sounds like. Sorry, sorry, what did you want me to do? An impression of it? Well, no. Someone said Suzy Cato.

Suzy Cato? Okay. See ya, see ya later. Quite a few Liam Neesons on the Tix machine. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't... What about Denzel Washington? Oh, Denzel.

Bit of Denzel. Again, he knows what he's doing. He knows. He knows exactly what he's doing. Few people tix through Alan Rickman. Oh, he knows what he's doing. He knows. He knows exactly what he's doing. Few people text through Alan Rickman. Oh from Harry Potter. Yeah. Which I- from Die Hard. I kind of get it. Someone texts through and said Urzula Carlson. Urzula Carlson. Drew came up to me and she held me, like held me and she said I'm so glad I'm meeting you now. She goes because at the start of your career, I'm like I'm meeting you now. She goes because at the start of your career

I'm like I'm 50 but okay and she goes at the start of your career so if you take off from here I can tell people I met you right in the beginning but she was honestly the nicest person I've ever met. I've got a soft spot for the South African accent. I love a South African accent it's hot eh. That person was they then text back and said, joking. Oh, okay, well too late. Too late, we're already very horny after listening to that. She's on the list. Theo James in The Gentleman is a good one.

Who gets hot and heavy for Vin Diesel? Yeah, can't say I've ever felt that. Claude, are you around a bit of that? He's got an excellent voice. He's got that Graveline moment going on. Yeah, can't say I've ever felt that. Claude, are you around a bit of that? He's got an excellent voice. He's got that Grevely moment going on. Jason Statham. Now that's a voice I can get around.

Yeah, you lost me on that one. What? See, it's so individualist now. Few people texting through Sophia Bush. Oh yeah. Which she's from One Tree Hill and I don't know what else she's in, but yeah, quite a few people texting through Sophia Bush. A couple of Idris Elba's and then whoever's texting

in Sydney Sweeney, no you're not interested in her voice. No. It's something else. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for the one Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second, one second. This is the One Second Song Challenge, where we go head to head guessing songs, and the winning team will score 50 KFC chicken dollars. Today, joining team Clint is Jimmy, with Jimmy's mom,

Kath, and sister Sam. Oh, three people on the team today, Jimmy. G'day guys. Hello. Hello. Jimmy. Jimmy and the gang. It's a good band name.

Jimmy, gang. We'll try and get them back. If we, in case we can't, if you'd like to take Jimmy's spot, you need to call through now. I know 800 dials at him. There may be a spare spot. In the meantime, let's go to Bree's teammate, Courtney. Courtney, you're not going to ditch me, are you? No, absolutely not.

I think it means that we have just won automatically, definitely. Oh, I like your train of thought, Courtney. I do like that. Oh, what would you know, Courtney? I've got a replacement teammate already. Hi, Ellie. Oh, both. Hi, guys.

Oh, there she is. OK, Ellie, you and I will team up. Courtney, you and Bree will team up. Claudia is going to run the show. Hi Ellie. Oh boo. Hi guys. Oh there she is. Okay Ellie you and I will team up, Courtney you and Bri will team up, Claudia's gonna run the show. Hi Claudia. Hello quick explanation of the rules of the game is the one second song challenge. We're starting a song from the beginning, I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. You just need to buzz in with your name if you know it. Yeah. First team to three points takes home the win and as we are still in the month of May which is New Zealand Music Month, I'm continuing on fourth week in a row.

We're doing New Zealand music. OK. So, Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. And then Ali and Courtney, I'll get you the ghostie. There's no Eddies in there for Bree's sake. Bless you. OK, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Clint, very quick. Maybe too quick. Oh no. Op Shop maybe. Yes it is.

Have you heard that one before Bree? How did I not get that? Before you moved to this country, Op Shop was on every single ad for every single business in the country. What? Yeah. Do you want me and Clint to put a playlist together for you? You can catch up on the ones that you've missed. Sure.

Okay, great, we will. Sounds good and then I'll be ready for next week. Yeah, true. It's not gonna help me down though, is it? Too late for you. Okay, that is one point for Team Clint. So Ellie Courtney, your next buzzin' with your name if you know it, here is your song. I wanna be your one and only

So I'm sending you these vibes All these vibes Ellie Ellie Vibes? Bye Do you know who is bye? Oh, this is what's got me.

You know it, you definitely know it. It's a band. I really wanna say LAB, but I'm thinking maybe 660. I'll take it. It's 660. It's 660. I want it all, so I'm selling you these vibes, all these vibes. Courtney, it's not going well for us, Courtney.

No, I'm sorry. We'll turn it around here, Courtney. You watch. I want it all, so I'm selling you these vibes, all these vibes. Yeah, Bree, this one's up to you. So if you don't get this one. Is this one that's Bri's likely to be able to get? This one I put in specifically for Bri.

Is it in Bri's New Zealand era? Yes, 100% it is. Bri, you know the song, you love the song, you've got it, okay? Here it is. Bri. Oh, just off that. Is that- I don't have it. Kings? Oh, just off there. Is that, um...

I don't have it. Kings? Oh, no, you do know it. Shit, you do know it. I don't know it. Let's give her another go. Yeah, we'll give you a bit more. She's a friend of the show, she's a friend of yours.

Navy. And here's the hard part. In the name of it. What's it called? It's Navy. It's Navy. Of course it's Navy. Oh, I can't remember what it's called either. What is it called? We had a bloody parody song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Navy, Navy. No, no. I'll give a point to Bree and we can move on. What's it called? It's called Till You're Ready. Till You're Ready. Such a good song.

Put that back on the playlist. Yeah, that's a great tune. Oh, that was a gift. I didn't deserve that point at all. OK, I was hoping for ever more. I didn't deserve that point at all. I was hoping for ever more. You don't know. It's like lights surrounding you. Name another one. Um, it's too late.

Yeah, that's right. Okay, Ellie, Courtney, it could be one here. We could be set to tie. So this is really your last chance to get one. So here's your song. Go Courtney, whenever you're ready. Come on, Ellie. Jump in now, Courtney. Oh no. Claudia? What a banger though. That is catching feelings. Oh I know. Oh Ellie. Oh! Catching the eye... By? By... isn't it 660 again? Yeah! And Drax Project!

Is New Zealand so short on artists Claudia that you had to put 660 in there twice? Well that's really a drag song with 660 isn't it? You couldn't have picked anyone else! Cassie Henderson! What about Lorde? Lorde! I haven't won a whole wing to go! Bro! I've done both of those.

Benny. I've done that one too. Georgia Lines. I've done Stanley. Kayleigh Bell. Big Runger. Crowded freaking house. I'll play the next song. Ellie you've won 50k for Seed Chicken Dollars. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you guys. Good job, Ellie.

Claudia, I'll put another 660 in, they won't notice. What is this, a winery tour? And I don't think they notice. Bri and Clint went back after this. You got any Bitcoin, Bri? My brother has been trying to get me to buy Bitcoin for years, but no, I don't. I've got a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny bit, but I can't remember the password to get into my thing.

So I have no idea what it's worth. You may as well just write that off then. You don't have any Bitcoin. Yeah, it wouldn't be much. I think I checked it a year and a half ago. What if it's like 30 grand now? Nah, it wouldn't be. I checked it like a year and a half ago and it if it's like 30 grand now? Nah, it wouldn't be. I checked it like a year and a half ago

and it was worth. That's what you're telling yourself. $200. Oh. Nah, there's no way it's worth. Still, 200 bucks is 200 bucks. Yeah, I know. But I figure if I don't have the password,

I'll just leave it there for like 30 years. Yeah, but what if in 30 years, like you're not gonna remember, if you don't remember the password now. No, I know, but I don't know. What could it be? Let's workshop it. What could the password be? I'm not workshopping it with you.

It's been 15 years since the first person used Bitcoin to pay for something in real life. The first physical transaction involving Bitcoin. You'll know this story, May 2010 a software developer called Lazio something paid a hundred ten thousand Bitcoin for two pizzas. I remember this story yeah and someone got the pizzas for him and took the Bitcoin and then there was all those stories about like if he had kept that Bitcoin how much much would it be worth?

Yeah, it would have been worth. So at the time in 2010, when he paid 10,000 Bitcoin for two Papa John's pizzas to be delivered to his house in Florida, the 10,000 Bitcoin that he used was worth about $41. Okay. US. So, $69 New Zealand dollars. Yeah. So it was a pretty fair deal to get pizzas delivered to your house.

It's on the 15th anniversary, someone has gone in and worked out what it would be worth today. What with today, like with today's Bitcoin prices. Bitcoin is again at record high value. Like it's worth more than it's ever been. And it keeps going up and then down and then up more and then down a bit and then up and then down. But if this guy still had the 10,000 Bitcoin that he swapped for two pizzas, today it would be worth 1.1 billion US dollars. Or 1,837,000,000 New Zealand dollars

for which he got two pizzas. Crazy, eh? Yeah, but some need to walk for others to run. Yeah. That's insane. Welcome back to the Joe Rogan podcast, where today we're talking about Bitcoin and the first guy to ever buy something with his Bitcoin.

How would you reconcile that in your mind? Like how would you, what would you say to yourself to make yourself feel better? You'd go, you'd say, well I didn't know, I didn't know. I have read stories where they've asked this guy about that and he said pretty much exactly what I said. He's like, he goes, I don't think of it like that. I think of it as, you know, if I were to never make that purchase with that Bitcoin, maybe, you know, it would never have been.

Bullshit. It's giving himself way too much credit. Yeah. Well, you got to tell yourself something. You got two pizzas for over a billion dollars. You got, you had, yeah. You had a billion dollar pizza. You'd want to hope it was a good pizza. That's, I want someone to ask him was it good pizza? I bet it was just plain cheese. Was it still hot when you got it? Yeah.

Anyway, it's just money. Money comes and money goes. Friends are forever. Eh? Yeah. Yeah. Oh honestly I don't know if I could recover from that. Brian Clint. Clint's just literally... No. You talk about fumbling the bag. You know this could be you. If I could just give him to my Bitcoin wallet. That's what I mean. This could be you in a few years. Alright, let's go and crack some passwords. We're back after the news on ZM. Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

Quick poll. Do we all know... Stupid question maybe, but you have to check these days. Do we all know who Rod Stewart is? Yeah. You know who Rod Stewart is? Claudia, you know who Rod Stewart is? Of course. Pixie the Gen Z, you know Rod Stewart? Married to Rachel Hunter, or used to be. Used to be married to Rachel Hunter. Good, yeah, Rod Stewart. He's in the news today because he wants to break sprinting world records.

How old is Rod Stewart? He's 80 years old. Wow. He wants to become the world's fastest 80 year old. Oh good on him. Yeah I think it's cool. It's a great goal. He is very wealthy obviously. He's been on the news before because he has a football pitch at his mansion. Loves the footy. Loves footy. He now has a private running track at his mansion as well.

What, to train for this? To train, yeah. Is he trying to break the record for the fastest 80 year old? Yeah he wants to be the world's fastest 80 year old man. Right. What is the record? It's a great goal. Well currently. And what distance? 100 metres. 100 metres. Yeah 100 metre sprints. Currently 80 year old Rod Stewart is doing the 100 metres in 19 seconds. That's not bad. What you could have said- It's not a bad time.

Fantastic for a bloke in his 80s. He's training to get into the 17 seconds. Okay. Is that where he needs to be, is it? Yeah. Okay. This is a man who has lived the life. He's done all the drugs, all the drinks,

all the sex, everything. Yeah. And he's already hitting 19 seconds. Longtime listeners of the Bre and Clint show will remember that we did a 100 metre race on this show just last year, didn't we? You, Bre, raced against producer Claudia. Yep. And our producer Ella as well.

Yeah. I didn't participate in the race, but I have gone into the archives and I've dug up the times that you guys posted in that race. Just because now we have some kind of... Oh, you've got to compare our times to 80 year old Rod Stewart. We promised we'd never talk about it again. Rod Stewart. Bre, you're fine.

Okay. Okay. Okay, sweet. Let's talk about it then. In the 100 metre race that we conducted last year, Bre did 16.3 seconds. Happy. Happy with that. You beat Rod Stewart's current time, you're faster than his goal time. Yeah in your face Rod Stewart. You're all good. Sweet, happy with that. Ella, our producer who's currently on Honeymo.

23 year old producer did 17.4 seconds. Oh she beat Rod. She beat Rock and Rod. In fact, Rod Stewart, his goal is to be as fast as our producer Ella. Sweet. And then Claudia. Claudia. This isn't what she needed on a Friday. Don't talk to me with that pitying tone. I'm not pitying you. It's not what she needed on a Friday afternoon. Claudia. This is a Monday activity. Claudia who had a limp for about two and a half weeks after the race. You hurt yourself bad. I really did. She was walking like she had a pig leg for a fortnight after the race.

Claudia did the 100 meters in 18.3 seconds. So currently, currently you're still faster than Rod Stewart. Yeah I'm faster than an 80 year old man. You are 0.7, you know, you're 0.68 seconds faster than a 70 year old man. I'm so proud of myself. He's also more than half his age. I wanted to take this opportunity, because it's important to reflect on these things, to offer you guys a redo.

To say, forget Rod. You know what, in this life, your only competition is yourself. Would you guys like to know if you have improved in the last 12 months? I've got an idea. We will think about it. I like this idea.

We will think about it on one condition, and this idea. We will think about it. Yeah. On one condition. OK. And then obviously we'll make a decision next week. Sure. Yeah. But our one condition for us to even think about it is we get to run on a real running track. Oh, sure.

That can be arranged. You're going to make me set that up. No, dear. Absolutely. We can get a real running track. Yeah. Yeah, we actually can do that. Like an actual real running track.

I would also prefer that. Man, you can wear real running shoes if you want. We want track. Yeah, we actually can do that. Like a real running track. You can wear real running shoes if you want. We want spikes. Yeah. Like each of us want a pair of spikes. We'll organise your own spikes. Have you wore spikes before? I've never in my life. Oh no. I don't know what that is. It's not going to be good for Claudia. So I just have to beat my own time or I still am trying to beat Bre? Oh you just have to beat your own time. You have to beat your own time. Because my time was pretty slow so I could probably do that. Oh yeah.

You've set a very low bar. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Don't double down on it. Okay you guys have a think about it over the weekend okay? I mean you'd be like really having to try to worsen your time Claude. Possibly go to the line. Claude you need to do a three-legged race.

You would have to walk to be... All right, watch this space. The rock and rod race could be coming to ZM. Oh, yeah. All right, let's rip into it for you, Friday. Number one songs when you turn 16, that is your birthday banger. Lou is going to do the first birthday banger. Hi Lou.

Hi Lou. Hi. What's on for the weekend, Lou? Oh, well, it's my birthday today, so I'm out tonight. Drop it. What are you doing? I'm doing dinner, drinks, and hopefully dancing at Moemui Bar in Christchurch. Oh no!

Lou, I don't want to spoil the fun. It's the big one tonight, the big birthday. I know, how's it? Are you the big 4-0 today, Lou? Yes I am. Oh, you need a good birthday banger then. Come on, Lou. Okay, obviously you can't choose your birthday banger, but we're going to put all our energy towards it, Lou. So that means you were born on the 23rd of May, 1985,

which means you were 16 in 2001, and Lou, here's your birthday banger. Kitchi kitchi ya ya zata Hey! Oh, come on, Lou. It's good. I feel like... I love that. It's good. it literally suits you.

I named my daughter after Maya. Did you really? No way! Oh my god that's so good. You would not be angry if at 1am tonight in Christchurch you were dancing on a bar to this right? I would go hard. Yeah 100%.

This one's flat. Okay, alright wait there Lu the birthday girl. Let's go to Kayleigh. Hi Kayleigh. Hi Kayleigh. Kayleigh, Kaylin. Hi, yeah, Kaylin. Kaylin.

Hi Kaylin. What are you doing for your weekend, Kaylin? I am on the way to Auckland at the moment to see my girlfriend. Oh, wait, how long's the road trip? Only an hour and a bit. I'm in Hamilton. Oh, you're nice.

You lucky thing. That's so exciting. Well, let's try and make your trip go a bit. I'm in Hamilton. Oh, you lucky thing. That's so exciting Well, let's try and make your trip go a bit quicker. What is your birthday? Alright that means you were 16 in 2015 and Kailin on that day. This was number one JB what do you mean? What do you reckon, Kaylyn? Oh, maybe it has a charm. Kaylyn what's your girlfriend's name? Charm.

Charm? Get ready, Kaylyn's nearly there. So get sorted, put your best knickers on. She's... She's about... You're welcome, Cailton. Take your best knickers off. Samantha's here and they're gonna do their sister's birthday banger. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hey. What's your sister's name?

My sister's name is Hanora. Okay. We've been trying to get through all the birthdays in our family, because we've done mine, my mum's and my brother's so far. Oh, cool. Okay, cool. So Hanora's the last one to go?

No, after Hnora we've got my dad still. Okay great, so we can't wait. Let's do Hnora's for now. What is her birthday? 5th of January 1997. She's the Capricorn. She was 16 in 2013. And here's her birthday banger. You are now rocking with Will.I.Am and Britney, bitch. Oh, it's an absolute tune.

Does this suit Hinaura, Samantha? I remember when I was growing up, because she's older than me, definitely hearing her name. It's blaring from Hinaura's bedroom. Okay, we're there. Three rippers today. Three good stories as well, but I can't go past Lou on her 40th birthday. We've got to give it to Lou for her 40th. It's her 40th, she named her daughter after Maya. It's just too good. Going out tonight. Lou you're gonna win birthday banger on your birthday congratulations. I love winning. It's the best present ever. Don't we all?

I'm gonna crank it. Yeah, good. Okay, you should. From the year 2001... Oh, shit Lou, that was good. I love winning. Today in 2001, Lou was 16 and here's her birthday banger, Zed M. Zed M's Brian Clint. Christina. Hey there, Lil Kim, Maya and Pank. That is the winner of birthday banger today for Lou,

whose 40th birthday is today. That was number one on this day in 2001. Happy birthday Lou. Sounded like she was going to have a ripping night too. Yeah. She had it all planned out. Gonna be a hell of a time in Christchurch. Watch out for Lou if you're on the town in Christchurch tonight.

Bring the action. ZM's bringing Clint. Our producer Claudia came to us today since she wanted to talk about boomer behaviour. Yeah, I saw a TikTok that reminded me of you, Clint. Hey! Oh, shit! Why me?

That's aggressive. It was this guy admitting like, guys, I'm so sorry, but my boomer behaviour is that I will call you if I need anything. Like, I'm not texting you. I'm not doing anything else. I'm not Googling on the internet. I'm going to call and ask if I have a question. Oh, yeah, I'll do that.

Yeah, I'll do that, that is so Clint. Not if I need an answer to something. Like I wouldn't call someone and go, hey, who is the 43rd president of the United States? Not that kind of thing. But if I need to talk to you, I'd much rather call you than text you. You'd call businesses.

I think when there's a big amount of effort, Clint would need to put into a text to explain What he needs he'll go I'll just call. If it's a text that I know is gonna turn into a conversation I'll just call. I feel like you would call places to check stock levels instead of checking on their website I said what am I gonna do leave my house and get there and it not be there? Just check on their website. You guys have been sucked in man. You guys have been sucked in, man. You guys have been sucked in.

That's what they want you to do. Just go on the website. That's what they want you to do. Okay, that's boomer behaviour in your opinion. I feel like excluding myself, everyone has a boomer behaviour. What you think you don't. Yeah, name mine, go on then.

You like coins? I do love coins. I love physical coins. Yeah, and I love filling in forms. You like filling in forms? Yeah, you're right. Clint literally took, I reckon, not even half a second to name a boomer behaviour of yours.

You might be the most boomer out of us all, Claudia. Oh, nah. I'll never call anyone. You prefer people to knock on your door rather than message you to say that they've arrived? Yeah, come to my door. Don't make me walk out into the street in my jammies. Can I suggest that we take back the boomer behaviour and stop looking at it as a negative and start enjoying the positive aspects of boomer behaviour?

I don't mind a bit of boomer behaviour. Because the boomers have a lot of things right. They really do. You have to give credit where credit's due. They have heaps of things right. They really do. You have to give credit where credit's due. They have a heap of things right. Name 20 things. They have had a wonderful life Claudia. They may have depleted the planet's resources but they had a great time doing it. Okay? They went out with a bang. Exactly right. If I had to reflect on some of my boomer behaviors, I've been accused, I guess it goes back to the phone call thing, I don't use Uber Eats. I'll ring the restaurant

and go and pick my meal up. Very boomer. I won't order online because I'm worried they won't get it. You're a bit of a boomer driver too. No I'm not. Why? You get that typical, you know. a bit of a boomer driver too. No I'm not. Why? You did that typical you know. I'm not a boomer driver. Clint loves to speed up in certain areas and then brake real hard. People start indicating he speeds up. I'm fast and furious I'm not a boomer.

I've seen you on the motorway I stay nowhere near you. I won't online shop for clothes. What? Oh that's right you don't. No I go into stores. Yeah see. I won't online shop for clothes. What? Oh, that's right, you don't. No, I go into stores. Yeah, see, all I do is online shop. Me too. Awful. Bad. Awful, how are you gonna know the fit? How are you gonna feel the texture of the clothing?

Imagine when you get it right. Yeah, one in a million. Didn't even have to leave my house. And if I could afford it, I would still have a Sky Satellite box at home. It's my preferred way to watch television. I probably wouldn't mind that either. Oh my god it's so much better. Anyone who still has Sky Satellite, the ability to rewind live TV, it's better than the apps. The apps don't rewind the way that that's that

those old-school digital boxes rewind. Yeah it was nice. Oh it's so nice. You guys. I don't know if I have any boomer behavior. Well you guys could tell me if I do. I don't know if I'm there yet. You wear your pants quite high. Wait, wait. I'm wearing my pants high. Do you not look at this as fashion? You look at that as old. You're getting a bit old. You started wearing those knitted vests again. And you get real angry at Toreo place names. Stop it. I do not. It's called Taupo. Mate, I think I'm the best for naming the place names because I never learned the wrong way.

That's so true. Does anyone want to admit to their or their partner's boomer behavior this afternoon? And it doesn't have to be a negative thing. Like I said, a lot of them are positive. A lot of them are positive. I just thought of one. Sometimes I'll have a cup of tea in bed before I go to sleep. And I'll tuck a little hankie. No you don't. Tuck a little bed hankie in. I'll tuck a little hankie into my... So I don't get like teased.

Pop your Vicks Vaporub on. Tuck your hankie in, have a cup of tea on, turn Marcus on. Just relax. Hello! We're the underaged boomers. You and your partner, Dobberman. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. You're asking what's your boomer behaviour, the most boomer thing that you do in your

day to day life, even though you're not one yet. Yeah, I love this one. It says, I'm only 33 and I'll say, why are these kids not in school when I see kids out in the daytime? Have we all done it? That one goes perfectly with where's their parents? Yeah I think I always say to my partner I'm always like is it school holidays? Why are these kids out? Where's the truancy officer?

Where's the parental guidance? We've asked you guys Where's the truancy officer? Where's the parental guidance? We've asked you guys what's your most boomer behaviour? Someone said on long drives it is now my goal to make the car as efficient as it can be. I'm happy to take an extra half hour longer to get there as long as my litres per kilometre go down. per kilometer. Wow that is boomer expert level. Someone else said the boomer behavior that I do, choosing undies by comfort and not attractiveness. I'm only 41. Is that boomer or is that just babes? Yeah. I was choosing undies based on comfort and not attractiveness from day one. It's just accepting your fate. From day one.

Yeah, yeah. I reckon like from the youngest age, I knew I was like, there is no way that I'm wearing a pair of lacy underwear ever. No. Like I'm going comfort every time. What if you were single? Comfort.

I said before, if I could afford it, I'd still have an actual Sky Box, like the decoder with the Sky channels on it. I'd get Sky movies. Someone texted and said, Sky TV, what is this? Am I listening to the hits? No, if I could, I'd have it. And right now this classic from Lifehouse, hanging by moment moment on the hits. Someone said my boomer behavior is forgetting to unmute myself on Teams. Oh that sucks that one. Isn't

it more boomer to forget to mute yourself on Teams? Didn't you do that the other day? Me? Yeah. I don't think you said anything but I saw you sitting there unmuted and I was like, oh, oh, dangerous. He did do that. Well, I was teamzing while driving, so that's different. I had places to be. Sounds like it. I think you've won the award out of us. I think you win. You really take that boomer cake.

We asked what's your boomer behaviour? Someone said, I always find myself watching cars parked outside my house and questioning what they're doing there. 38, neighborhood watch. Oh shit that is such a good one. What is that Mitsubishi been doing out there? It's been out there for four days. Babe call the council. Nah put it in the group chat. Put it in the diary. Put it in the neighborhood group chat and ask, does anyone own this Mitsubishi Outlander? I'm 29 and if my mum doesn't answer to two texts,

then I ring. Her boomer behaviour is that her phone is on silent all the time so she doesn't answer that either. No, that's not boomer, whose phone's not on silent? It would be more boomer if their phone was on maximum volume. We should ask people that next week. Are you someone that lives your life with your phone not on silent? Like are you full volume 24-7?

That meme that went around a while ago where it's talking about like you go to a theatre show or a movie or something that says please check your phone is on mute and you check even though your phone hasn't been off mute since 2006. You have to blow off the cobwebs from the mute button. Anyway, we know we have boomers listening to this show. We love you guys. We love you. And please, if anything, we're jealous. Yeah. And if you don't have anyone to leave your houses to, we are open.

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