ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd November 2022

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

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Podcast. Resounding success. That's sexy. I give it a solid C C's get degrees C's, big set of C's Oh my god Get your mind out of it It makes me cringe

Every time Clint talks about a woman Why? It just makes me go Honestly Makes my flaps retract into my body They run and hide We were talking about Well we were talking about flirting on the show

And I said like I'd love to see a dating show Where Clint goes dating I wouldn't It just would be so awkward I feel like it'd be so awkward And just like Like yeah everything inside of you

It just retracts As someone who's been there when I've tried dating before, the clothes, the locations, the like... The locations? Where were you dating? Like date locations. What's the worst thing you guys think you've done on a date? Remember I told you about I took that girl to the park for fireworks?

And the firework fell over and shot back towards us. And I had to shield her with my body and pull the picnic blanket over top of us. What a hero. I packed a shitty picnic of supermarket pesto and camembert cheese and some crackers. And you wouldn't have put it in nice bowls. Took her to the park for some fireworks while the sun was still up. It wasn't even Guy Fawkes. I just had leftover fireworks.

Fuck, I hate fireworks. A friend of mine told me this story once where he said he met this girl on a plane and he was sitting in the window seat, she was sitting in the middle seat and they hit it off and they organised to meet up like a week after and he took her out for this date and he said the date went really well except they got to the end of the date and he walked her to her car, which was kind of under a streetlight. Oh, my God, like La La Land.

Yeah, and he said it was like he's an awkward person at the best of times, but he's like, I never know how to wrap a date up. Like if they're feeling like we should kiss hug and goodbye and he said it was quite awkward so they were talking for a bit like near her car that's the worst they're lingering no one knows how to wrap it up and he was trying to wrap it up and it just kept getting more and more awkward and he noticed that she had a hair sitting on her chest and he's like, oh, you've got something sitting on your chest and he's went to pull, like grab the hair off her chest and it was attached to her chest.

Oh, no. And he pulled it. He plucked it. He pulled it and then went, oh, that's attached. And then he goes, I'll leave that for you. And then he'll go, I'll leave that for you. And then he was like, bye. And then ran off.

Punch her in the arm and be like, catch you later, mate. I'm ghosting if that happened. I'm out. My flaps just retracted on that one. If someone did that to me, I'd be like, oh my God. Okay, we're going to get out of here.

Short one. Welcome back to the full team. Claudia and Ella are both back. And fill, fill in producer Brooke. We welcome her to the show. She's been helping out. Say hi, Brooke. Come say hello, Brooke.

Hello. Hello. How old are you, Brooke? We've got to go. I've got the big 21 coming up very shortly. Yay! Happy 20-versa, Brooke. Well, howdy, pilgrim!

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. God, I regret making all those jokes about the severe weather yesterday. Why? Because, man, my house got absolutely munted by the weather last night. Did you see the video on my Instagram? Yeah, I'm sure it's leaking from all places. My house was gushing last night. It's like I had an internal water feature.

I used every pot and every pan and every towel just to catch water that was literally coming through the ceiling in my house. Have you found the reason why? Yes. What's the reason? The roof's rooted. We knew that because we've just moved into this house

and we knew that that was the case when we bought it. We're like, oh, that's a down the track problem. Literally first year of owning the house, part of the house has flooded. When I think most important things in houses, roof would be up there. Builders are like, house is fine, roof is rooted. That's fine?

Did you say the house is fine? Cool, we'll move in. The roof is kind of important in the whole scheme of things. If you weren't in Auckland, actually a lot of the country got this, not all of it. The weather was severely bad last night, at least it was where we were. But we had rain coming in

through the light fittings. One of the lights was dripping and I was like, that's not a good sign. Water off a roof's back, as they say. Yeah, you want it to go off the roof's back. Not through the roof.

Not through the roof itself. I've had an absolute mare of a morning. Went into A&E because I've got an infection on my arm, on a cut, and was there for three, nearly four hours. Three or four hours? Today?

Today. Why? This morning. Why? Waiting. Why didn't you go to your doctor? It would have been faster. Three-week waiting list.

Yeah, right. Okay. Wouldn't have been faster. And the infection would have been well and truly on its way. You've got to start, you've got to go to Annie. I need to start sweet-talking people. Nah, you need to start sweating and hyperventilating

and be like, I think my cut is... I should just be like... I think it's getting into my blood. I think my leg may be going to fall off. Is that an emergency? I don't know. Today on the show, Black Friday Jinx is back thanks to the warehouse. Two more great prizes up

for grabs after Birthday Banger around 5.30 this afternoon. But let's kick it off with Tradiverse Lady. We're going to give away $50 cash thanks to KFC Next.

Yeah, if you want it, you've got to call 0800 DIAL ZM. The ladies picked up a win yesterday. Who's it going to be today? Any old lady can play. Today I'm hoping for a roofer as a tradie.

A roofer. I'm hoping we can get a roofer on here. And I'm hoping he wins. And I'm hoping that $50 comes off the bill. And maybe we can work something out to get my house fixed. That would be great. Yeah, thank you. You are a hustler.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right. The tradies versus the ladies. 105 wins to the tradies so far this year. Plays the ladies, 85 wins. Let's meet our lady. She's from Crash. She's 26, and she may be playing for the ladies,

but she wants it known she's also a tradie. Welcome to the show, Brittany. G'day, Brittany. What's the trade? I was on a construction site doing a health and safety audit. There you go. Well, look. The foreman.

Ladies first. Are you sure you want to play for the ladies? You can play for the tradies if you like. We can make Blake play for the ladies. No, I'm sure I want to play for the ladies. You want to do it for the ladies? Nice, Brittany. Okay, no problems. I was quite looking forward to Blake having to go to do it for the ladies? Nice, Brittany. Okay, no problems.

I was quite looking forward to Blake having to go, lady, every time he buzzed in. G'day, Blake. Blake's here. Blake is 19. No, he's 18, and he just came back from Fiji on a superyacht trip. Oh, flex. Blake, what kind of superyacht?

Are we talking a 100-footer? Oh, 120. 120-foot- long super yacht. How many people were working on that super yacht? Oh, there's like four or five staff. It's pretty awesome. Wow. How'd you manage that?

Oh, it's my uncle's show. It's pretty sick. It's your uncle's super yacht. Wait, you were a passenger, not a crew member. Yeah, a passenger. What does your uncle do? He's a scaffolder. That is outrageous.

Wow. I've heard there's crazy money in scaffolding as well. She's got to get into scaffolding. Okay. Wow. 120 foot. That's massive. Blake, did I mention I need to get my roof repaired?

Can I get your rich uncle's scaffolding company around? Blake, your buzzer is tradie. Brittany, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers goes home with 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Michael J. Fox received an Honorary Academy Award for his

Parkinson's disease philanthropy. In what movie? Philanthropy? Philanthropy. So many words in that sentence. Philanthropy. Lady? Philanthropy. What movie series did he rise to fame? No.

Anyone? What movie did Michael J. Fox get famous for? Yes, Blake. Is it Back to the Future? It is the Back to the Future series. One to the tradies. Question number two. What would you normally put in a carafe?

Lady. Yes, two. What would you normally put in a carafe? Lady. Yes, Brittany. Wine. On the money, we would have accepted any type of liquid. Yep. Question number three. One apiece. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.

I should be over all the butterflies. But I'm into you. I'm into you into Yes, Blake. Is it Paramore? Yeah. It is Hayley Williams herself with Paramore. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four.

Which of these artists is not coming to New Zealand in the next 12 months? Is it Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran or Justin Bieber? Lady. Yes, Brittany. Justin Bieber. She is on the money. We've got a game on our hands.

This is for the win. Question number five. In boring financial news, the Reserve Bank has increased the OCR. What does OCR stand for? Lady. Yes. Brittany for the win. Official cash rate. She's done Yes. Brittany for the win. Official cash rate.

She's done it! She's a win! Oh, oh, oh, she's a win! Brittany, what a game from you. Huge win. We're going to send you $50 cash thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Awesome.

Thank you guys so much. No worries. No worries. Bree and Clint. Kofeta. That ends quite abruptly. This story could be good news for New Zealand cricket fans. Injured Australian cricket star by the name of Glenn Maxwell has talked about some of the gruesome details of the freak accident

that saw him break his leg. Ooh. Yeah. And he broke his leg. And it wasn't playing cricket. Nah. Nah, it wasn't playing sport at all. I don't think there's a lot of broken legs from cricket.

I could be wrong, but. Yeah. I don't know. Could be. Yeah. I mean, you'd think that a professional sports player would injure themselves in the sport that they were playing. Yeah.

How much they play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But no. But you'd expect a fit person like that to have good bone density. Well, you'd think so,

but Glenn says that he actually broke his legs at a family barbecue. He broke both legs? No, sorry, leg. Oh, whoa. Just one. He said he was in the backyard with one of his mates and they were laughing about something

and he pretended to chase him. Right. That's when the other guy kind of darted off. They took a couple of steps, were wrestling a little bit. And then unfortunately, they kind of slipped at the same time and landed on an awkward angle. And his mate has landed on his leg. Yeah. Snap.

Broke it. Oh, classic 34-year-old man at a barbecue behavior, by the way. I know. mate has landed on his leg. Yeah. Snap. Broke it. Oh. Classic 34-year-old man at a barbecue behaviour, by the way. I know. You think you're, like, young. Oh, put the old goose step on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of beers. Your friends are there.

You think you can roughhouse like you used to. Nick Minnit, you've broken your leg. Someone breaks their leg. You just fall over and you break a leg. Apparently. Ten years ago, you could fall off the roof and be fine. Still go to town afterwards. Like a cat.

You land on your feet. 34, you slip over at a barbecue. Broken leg. Career ending injury. So he's going to miss the upcoming test in India. Test tour in India. And maybe it'll end his test career altogether. This broken leg, for someone like him, a high level athlete,

this broken leg could cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars. It is that serious. So apparently he broke his left fibula. Which one's the fibula? Is that above the knee or below the knee? It's a good question. Which is the tibula and which

is the fibula? The tibby or the fibby. Yeah, yeah. Is it the tibby or the fibby, guys? Do we have any anatomy experts in the production booth? Did you know, did you guys know the lower part of your leg, whatever that's called? The shin bone. The shin bone.

So you've got two bones. You've got your main bone and then you've got like a small bone on the side of that bone. You know if you break the small bone bone you can still walk? Can you? Yeah. It's just kind of there for support. Fibula is the lower one. Fibula is the shin bone. Yeah, right. Going by this quick

Google search. That's the not as bad one to break from what I've heard. Really? The shin bone is not the bad one to break? Yeah, your tibia. If you break your tibia, the big one. Oh yeah, that's the big one. In your thigh. Yeah, right. The fibula is the smaller one in the lower part of your leg. Oh, so that's the

better one to break. Yeah. Not the big chunky mother. Yeah. So they say. So I've heard. But apparently he ruptured all of his ligaments on the top of his foot as well. So he's in a whole lot of trouble. Yeah, silly boy. Whole lot of trouble. I thought we could ask.

Yeah. What were you going to say? I was saying I've never broken a leg. Yeah, I feel like you would have told us about it. I fractured both arms last year, but I've never broken a leg. Yeah. Touch wood. I hope to never break a leg.

It doesn't look like fun to me. No. But let's ask people if they have. Have you broken a leg before? No, how did you break that leg? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that will be the question that comes after. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you break your leg before? No, how did you break that leg? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that will be the question that comes after.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you break your leg? Yep. Okay, see you later. Bree and Clint. Did you break your tibia, your fibia or your femur? Bree and I have been on a Google image search of bones. I knew we were missing one.

The big one is your femur. You don't want to do that. Yeah, femur. That's the big mama at the top. In your thigh. My brain went to us. The hip bone's connected to the leg bone. The leg bone's

connected to the... Something bone. I love someone texted through and they said, hey guys the femur is your big mother tucker bone in your thigh. Yes. Your fibula and tibula are in your lower leg. Your tibia is important, which is the bigger one. And the fibula is up to F all.

That's how I remember it as it starts with F. F. Got it. That's a good way to do it. I like it. Let's go to Jane. Hi, Jane. G'day, Jane.

Hi. Gruesome. Gruesome stories. Could be fun. I mean, it could be a fun story. It might have been a great experience. How did you break your leg Jane?

well I've got a brittle bone condition so I've broken my leg over 50 times whoa Jane yeah so I

the last one the worst one probably we were in a club in Christchurch and someone had done a tequila shot and dropped

their lemon wedge on the ground and I stood on it and slipped and broke my femur and my knee, basically. Okay, that is a brutal one. Oh, Jane. Can I ask, what is the most minor way you've broken your leg in all of those 50?

You know, like the most... I was going to say, that's pretty minor. She's literally slipped on a lemon. But she slipped and fell over. I mean, did you walk into the edge of the kitchen counter and break your leg? No, I haven't done anything like that, but probably just twisting my foot in a hole

and I've twisted around and broken it. Oh, bless you, Jane. You're an absolute trooper. 50 times. You need a concession card, eh? We kind of started, we stopped counting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good idea.

I think stop counting. She has a card where she gets a hole punch into it. Do I get the 50 for free? She gets a tattoo every time she breaks a bone. Someone texted her and they said, my friend fell down the Eiffel Tower and broke her leg and had to go back to Australia ending her holiday. Are you kidding?

How do you fall down the Eiffel Tower? I guess on the stairs. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine? I was pict fall down the Eiffel Tower? I guess on the stairs. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine? I was picturing someone falling off like the observation deck. Off the tip. If you got away with like a broken leg, you'd feel pretty happy. Doing pretty well. Someone else said I broke my leg

playing dodgeball. Lol. My leg pretty much twisted 180 degrees. Oh! That's not ideal. Yeah. Lee's here. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi. How you going? We're good. Thanks. First of all, what part of your leg did you break? It wasn't me. It was my dad.

Okay. What did he break, Lee? So he, the bottom part of his leg, so the two bones on the, under the knee. Yeah. Okay. By his ankles. The tibia and the fibby. The tibia fibby.

Yeah. Yeah. So he was yacking to his workmates, as you do, and he went to turn around to walk away and his foot slipped out from underneath him and he fell to the ground and he thought, oh, you know, I'm an idiot, I'll get up. Went to get up and no, he couldn't get up and these had about 15 casts, possibly more because

they couldn't set it and he's got screws and rods in his leg and he broke one of the bones in one place and the other bone in two places but one of the brakes was on an angle. Oh, Dad's munted. Not ideal. Yeah, pretty much. Dad needs to...

10 days in Christchurch and crutches and one of those little scooter things. It sucks because he can't even be like, yeah, I did the snowboarding. He was just talking to his friends. The scooter thing is so not sexy, is it, Lee? All the fun. Oh, that knee scooter thing.

My kids had a ball on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they would. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dad's bashing into the side of the coffee table. He's like, guys, I need to go to the toilet. Someone watched my scooter. Someone on the text machine said, my dad's partner broke her leg when

they were out drinking. She had no idea it was broken because she was so boozed. Got home, couldn't walk, took her boot off, and her ankle looked all kinds of wrong. It was holding it together. Still don't know how she did it. They say, and I don't want to encourage it, sometimes they say if you get an injury on the booze,

it's less severe because your body's so relaxed. Yeah, until you wake up the next day after walking and dancing on it. Yeah, I guess that doesn't go for broken bones, does it? One more from Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hey, tell us. You broke a leg and had to get airlifted off a mountain.

Yeah, twice. I broke my left leg doing the harks, got airlifted off, and then a year later recovered, thought I'll get back into it. And then I was climbing Pukimukimuki and got airlifted off with my broken right leg. Wait, different separate legs? Two separate legs, two separate mountains. Same bone, Maddie?

Yes. So, I mean, a scientific person would go, there's something wrong with the way you're hiking or the boots that you're using or something. There's got to be some kind of common factor here. Do you think maybe you're bad at hiking? Yeah, I think so. I love it, but I've been told to stay off mountains for now.

I owe the rescue helicopter a lot of money, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine the rescue helicopter turns up and goes, you again? Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. It's you again. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. There is an enormous bar that Avatar must get over just to break even. That benchmark has been released today, Dean. It has been released today. So we've found out that for Avatar to even break even, the second Avatar, it would need to be the third or fourth grossing film of all time. Of all time. Now, the first one grossed $2.7 billion. The second one was an Avengers film.

Number three was obviously Titanic, which was also James Cameron. So the number two Avatar needs to be literally one of the biggest movies in the history of the world because it has spent over $250 million, I think, more than that to make it. Now, here's the thing, though. You know me. I'm not a hater or anything. I just feel like it's been so long since the first one. As we talked about on the show once before, it probably should have been put out a bit sooner if it still had that momentum because it was kind of starting from scratch. Yeah, I can't even remember what happened in the first one. I think it's been 14 years

since the last one. And you're absolutely right, Dean, I don't think you're being a hater. I'm sort of hoping the movie blows everybody away and it comes out and goes, oh wait, that's why this is the highest grossing movie of all time. Because it is. And they go, oh, you actually, oh, wait, that's why this is the highest grossing movie of all time. Because it is. Yeah. And they go, oh, you actually know. Sorry, you have to see it. You have to see it.

But at the moment, I don't have any desire to see it. Do you think it was like it was so successful last time because everyone went out, raced out and bought 3D TVs? That would be a big part of it. You know? And then all that money went towards the success. And then now people have cottoned on that 3D TVs are crap. Well, 3D was such a huge part of the marketing of the movie. Dean, do we know if Avatar 2 is a 3D movie yet?

Yeah, it's going to be some type of new 3D, 4D, 17D type of technology. But the thing is, just like you said, guys, like the reason the first one, the reason the first one was so successful is because it's like our eyes had never seen something like this. Yeah, exactly right. You know what I mean? Like, whoa! But now you can literally go and buy a TV to give you the similar experience for $1,200 at Harvey Norman or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I don't know. I'm not hating. You actually can't. That's how old the technology is. You actually can't go and buy a 3D TV anymore. That's how far past the Avatar movie we are. But, I mean, we wish it the best.

It's shot in New Zealand. It stars Cliff Curtis, one of our greatest actors of all time. It's in New Zealand's best interest that this is one of the third or fourth highest grossing movies of all time. It's quite interesting. One of the medics that worked on Avatar 2, which was filmed here in New Zealand, worked on Treasure Island, the last season we filmed.

Yeah. And she was telling me how one day she just had lunch with James Cameron. Crazy, eh? Like just on set. She was like, yeah, I was having lunch. James came down, we had a bit of a chat and I was like, wild. Classic Kiwi film set story. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Who had a bit of a whoopsie at the wedding during the speeches where they thought, oh, here's my time to make a bit of a joke or tell a bit of a funny story about the bride or groom and it went down like a sack of turds. Cup of cold sack. It's a big honour to be handed the microphone at a wedding.

My brothers asked me to be the MC at his wedding next year. It's a huge honour. And I am terrified. The MC at a wedding has such a huge responsibility because not everybody that gets asked to speak is a great speaker, but people expect entertainment during the speeches. So it's your job to hold it together.

I sent my brother and his fiance the bill of how much I charge and they were a bit annoyed and they said that was a bit expensive. And I said, well, if you don't want me to do it, that's all good. They said, we'll put it on your tab at the bar. We're pretty sure you'll get through it. Of course I didn't charge my brother if you're actually thinking I'm going to. Alex is here. Hi, Alex. G'day, Alex.

Hi. Who was it? Who ruined the wedding speeches, Alex? So I was at my sister's wedding and it was the head groomsman. Head groomsman, did you say? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, the best man. Yeah. So they were younger and he wrote this really lovely speech but unfortunately he left it at home. So his solution was to get drunk and then to tell stories about the group. So he dropped the C-bomb a couple of times.

Oh, no! He was like, I'm going to call this guy a dumb C-bomb. Can I say C-bomb? And then we were all like, what? And it just got worse from there, to be completely honest. I can imagine where it went from there, Alex. It was pretty shocking. And my grandma, she was sitting pretty close to the front.

She was pissing herself laughing. Oh, that's good. Most other people in the room were pretty shocked. And then my brother was the emcee, and he was like, how do I recover from this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, everyone turned back to look at him, and he's like, so, this guy's available for weddings, funerals,

you can see me afterwards if you'd like to hire him. Yeah, that's good. I thought he'd teach really quickly. If you're a nervous speaker, you have to have notes. You can't wing it if you're a nervous speaker because that's the territory you'll go into, right? At least it made it good for everyone else that went after him. Like, everyone was like,

well, it can't be worse than that. And if grandma enjoyed it, I feel like in those situations, you look to the grandparents for like the lead because everyone else, they'll have a million C-bombs in their life. You're worried about the older generation. And if they think it's funny,

then maybe it's okay. You need to read the room. Someone on the text machine said, in his speech, father of the bride told everyone that him and mother of the bride are third cousins. Oh. That's not a fun joke.

To the woman who's marrying into the family, like, congratulations, you're married, you're marrying an inbred. Oh, no. Anonymous, welcome to the Brian Clint Show. Who ruined the wedding speech? Well, it was somebody. They opened the floor to speeches, which is always risky, I feel. You don't do that as the emcee.

Even I know that. I hate when that happens at weddings. No, it is not an open slather, and then it goes on and on and on. So what happened? They opened the floor? And there was a lady that had really made use of the open bar. And she stood up and she started singing Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. Anonymous on a scale of one to ten.

Ten being Whitney and one being horrific. Drunk woman at a wedding. What was she like? A one being horrific. Drunk woman at a wedding. What was she like? A one. Yeah. It would have been acapella as well. Yeah. One started off really slow

and we all kind of awkwardly looked at each other like, what is happening? And then she just kind of launched into it and we were like, wow. That is excellent. Finally, Nikki, what was the wedding speech disaster you were party to?

It was a real, real cringe-worthy moment where the father of the groom got up and congratulated his son on marrying his father better than he ever did. And then continued to tell the whole room how awful his marriage had been over the last 30-odd years while standing right next to his wife.

Was he not separated from his wife at that point? No, no, she was right there. That makes it even worse. I feel like he would have been separated fairly soon after the wedding. They still together. Why would he do that? What an a-hole. That's so awkward.

It was a Mormon wedding too, so you couldn't even just disappear into a bottle of beer to hide from it all. Oh, there was no alcohol? No. Oh, no, I'm getting an Uber home at that point. I'll be like, oh, shit, I just got to, my watch just gave me a notification. My house is on fire. I need to leave.

Someone's like, it's 5 p.m. You're like, I don't care. Did you see what just happened to that train wreck? Hey, thanks, Nicky. We appreciate the call. Terrible. You know when you're eating potatoes, specifically potatoes, and people are like, oh, bit starchy.

Oh, empty carbs. Oh, they're not very good for you. Oh, they're not good for you. You know, all the chat about potatoes not being good for you. I choose to ignore it. Yeah. And there's such a wonderful food.

I'm going to go on the record and say that potatoes are the most superior vegetable in the whole vegetable family. Superior in what way? In every single way. They're so versatile. They're the most delicious.

They're the best vegetable. Please don't go into your list about things you can do with potatoes. Potatoes. Hash browns, potato gems, roast potatoes, mashed potato, potato chips, just normal potato chips. Scallop potatoes. Scallops. I mean, potato rosties.

French fries. French fries. Wedges. I mean, the list goes on and on. Name a bit of vegetable. I challenge you. Come on. Brussels sprouts.

Just kidding. So here's some science once Once and for all, are potatoes bad for you? Is what this is trying to... No. You don't have the science. I have the science. Well, I'm just going to go on the record and say I don't need the science. I know that they're good for you. Regardless of

what the science says, I don't want you to change your lifestyle. I will never change. I know that. I wasn't speaking specifically to you. Anyway, now while there has been some debate over the nutritional value of potatoes in recent years, researchers from Louisiana State University have now reported that the versatile root vegetable

is packed with health benefits. I knew it. I bloody knew it. Just another thing to add to the list as to why potatoes are the best. Potato, yeah, baby. I need to workshop that. They said that potatoes do not negatively impact blood glucose levels. Good. In fact, they found that individuals on the study

actually lost weight by integrating potatoes into their diet. Incredible. By having a side of potatoes cooked properly, obviously not necessarily deep fried every time, they found that people actually lost weight on the study. They found that if people had potatoes on their plate, they were more likely to leave some of the other food uneaten at the end of the meal, lowering their total portion intake.

Because you feel satisfied. Because they fill you up because they are filling. Yeah, absolutely. Someone on the text machines just jumped on board and they said, Bree, what about vodka? It's made from potatoes. You're exactly right, my friend. Yes.

And who doesn't love vodka? There you go, everybody. Potato on, everyone. Brie and Clint. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

Who is the fastest Googler? We find out with this game where the whole crew, the whole Bree and Clint show take part in this. Producer Claude usually takes out the game. We'll see how it goes. She's had a few weeks off. She's got about an 80% strike rate. It's pretty impressive.

It's pretty good. But you'll have to beat not only producer Ella and Clint, but also Jackie. G'day, mate. Jackie, are you with us? Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Jackie, have you heard Google Down before?

Yes, I play on the radio on my way home. Okay, great. Well, now you're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars. Here's how it works, guys. I will be asking you questions. I've put these exact questions into Google. It is your job to yell out the most common answer that comes up for that question first. If that is you, you will receive a point.

And first to three points wins the game. Easy peasy. All right, is everyone ready? Ready to go. All right, is everyone ready? Ready to go. All right, here we go. Question number one. How many minutes are there in a day? How many minutes?

140. 1,000. 1,000. 140. No, I knew it. I can't estimate. I'm going to give that to producer Claude. Calm.

Sorry, that wasn't calm. Deep breath, deep breath. Sorry. I thought that was the one thing you said you had to do, was be calm. I'm doing that next time. That was yours to take, by the way. You got to it first.

You just couldn't get the words out. I just panicked. Producer Claude has started strong. Question number two. What kind of car does Billie Eilish drive? Oh, I love her. What kind of car? A Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat.

Yeah, that one. Called Baby Mama. Producer Claude, she's got two points straight away. What kind of car is that? What a bogan car. I would have expected her to have a Tesla. She has a car collection. She's also got a McLaren 600LT.

Does she? In her collection. But the Dodge Challenger was the first car she had, and I would have accepted either of those answers. Okay. Question number three. Anyone needs to get a point other than Producer Claude or she is clean.

Quick game today. Come on, Jackie, get in there. You got this one, okay? Come on, Jackie. I'm trying. She's really quick. I know, she's really quick. I haven't got one yet either.

Question number three. To catch them all, how many Pokemon do you need to catch? How many Pokemon? 1,008. That's right, Clint. It is 1,008. What did you say, Producer Ella? 242.

That might have been in the original game, maybe. That was 150. Yeah. They just keep game maybe. No, that was 150. Yeah. Yeah, they just keep adding Pokemon. 1008 now. Quite a challenge to catch them all. I got so confused and just wrote Pokemon and didn't know what else to write. I just wrote how many Pokemon. How many Pokemon. Yeah, smart.

One to Clint, two to Producer Claude. Question number four. What is Rowan Atkinson's IQ? What is otherwise known as... 178. Me. I'm going to give that to producer Ella just...

She's in. But I was louder. Otherwise known as Mr Bean, but she just got in there. Oh, is that him? Yeah, Rowan Atkinson. Very smart man. She doesn't even know who it is. I know Mr Bean. Do you know how high of an IQ 178

is? Super high. Like one of the smartest people in the world. Okay, one to Ella, one to me, two to Claude. Two to Claude, correct. Question number five. What year did they finish building the Eiffel Tower? What year did they finish? 1887iffel Tower? What year did they finish?

No, 1887. 1889. That's right, Clint. 1889 is what comes up for that exact question. I've gotten real confused and I haven't written anything properly. You've got COVID brain. COVID brain. It's a real thing.

I've got it all too strong. I've stressed myself out. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Still three people in it. And Jackie. And Jackie. And Jackie. Jackie. Come on, Jackie. You've got this. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Still three people in it. And Jackie. And Jackie.

And Jackie. Jackie. Come on, Jackie. You got this. Jackie. Question number six. I'm trying. How many seasons are there of The Simpsons?

34. 34. That is correct, producer Ella. Oh, my gosh. We are literally on match point now. Match point and Jackie. And Jackie. Jackie, are you trying?

I am trying. She's trying. I'm putting Rose in and they don't seem to be coming out as questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jackie. I believe in you. Question number seven. This is for the win.

What year did the movie Die Hard come out? What year? 1988. 1988. 1988. 1988. Come on. I'm going to say the clearest.

There was a lot of people yelling out different stuff, but the clearest and first person I'm going to say was producer Claude. No! What the fricking hell? No! Few people yelling out 1990, 1980 or 1990. I heard producer Claude the clearest. I'm going to give her the win.

Close. Jackie, thanks for playing. KFC, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thanks, guys. How did you find your first Google Down experience, Jackie? Terrible. It's way too quick. It's very hard.

Producer Claude, even with COVID brain, manages to take it out. I'm going to go lay down. Let's take a minute to all align our chakras in our rising and falling moons in our inner sanctum of peace. So I want to talk astrology because I came across this story, Clint, about a woman from Derbyshire over in the UK

who says she follows astrology so closely that she uses it to help make decisions in her career, big life choices, and even relationships. She looks to the stars for all of that. Yep. You're into star sign stuff. You'd be. I think it's a bit of fun.

This is a bit of you, eh? I think it's a bit of fun. I'm not going to say I make all my decisions based on the stars, but I don't mind it. Brie pulls up to an intersection and she pulls out that section of the woman's weekly and she's like, which way? What a Taurus turn. I'm not a Taurus.

Are you not? Although I love Tauruses. I'm a Capricorn. You are an Aquarius. Correct. This woman says... Not This woman says Not by choice Not by choice This woman says

That according to her star sign Obviously, you know, if you follow astrology There's certain star signs that your star sign Go well with Right And she follows it so closely That if she meets someone Even if she likes them a lot,

if their star sign doesn't align with hers, it's a no from her. Jeez, that's a strong line to take. Look, I don't know anything about star signs. I don't even know my wife's star sign. I know your wife's star sign. But if there is a chart of compatible star signs, I reckon that we are compatible because I think she would have checked that before she accepted my offer of marriage.

So you're saying your wife... I don't think she would have married someone whose star sign was incompatible with her star sign. So you're saying your wife follows it, like she actually likes it. Yeah, she says things all the time. She's like, oh, classic Leo. That's so funny you say that because I've asked producer Claude

to look into yours and my relationships. Okay. And our star signs and how compatible you and I are with our partners. Excellent. Just to see. Great. Producer Claude, do you have the results? I have the results. Who would you like to hear

first? Let's go with mine first. Okay, so Brie, you and your partner are both Capricorns. Usually two workaholics together. There's a couple of things in here, but I think ultimately it's a match. So they've said the Capricorn couple

magnify their energies and climb the staircase to a mutually beneficial relationship. That's exactly how I feel. That's exactly how I described it. Oh, no. But their ambition and lust for life is bound to make these goats occasionally lock horns. That is spot on.

They butt Capricorns. Capricorns. Capricorns is where you were going? Capricorns. Capricornies. All right, you guys are fine. Let's focus on me. Okay.

So Clint, you think your wife would have looked at this already. Yes, I do. And that you're compatible. I do. Okay, cold. So Clint is an Aquarius. What's Clint's wife? Your wife is a Scorpio.

Scorpios are fiery. Which I think Madonna doesn't like Scorpios. That's correct. She doesn't. I love them. I've pulled out a couple of sentences for you as well. Okay. So the first one, there is much chance for friction here.

Okay. Interesting. Okay. Okay. And outgoing Aquarius seems like an odd choice for the more introverted Scorpio. Oh, my God. That is so us. See, you're on board now, aren't you?

Can I just say, no fire without friction, though, Claudia? True. Well said. Yeah. No fire without friction. Carpet burn. So you can read into that how you want. Excuse me.

What? That's what friction brings? Carpet burn. I'm not saying. So you're saying it can be a little bit. A little friction. Are you saying she's going to leave me? Not necessarily.

Just we don't tell her. I think what Claude is saying is she would advise to keep an eye on the stars, the chakras, the auras. Just keep it in mind where the moon is setting and rising. Charge my crystals. Yeah. Yeah, right, cool. Do some butthole sunning.

Is that astrology as well? No, that's not astrology. No, that's different. Okay. That's perennium sunbathing. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a lot to learn, it seems.

Namaste. Bree and Clint. Aye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger time. If you haven't heard this before, you call us up, you tell us your birthday,

and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th, and then we'll play our favourite song out in full. Here's Annie. Hi, Annie. G'day, Annie. Hi. How are you, mate? Oh, not bad, not bad.

What's the biggest thing happening in your world at the moment? Nothing, really., not bad. What's the biggest thing happening in your world at the moment? Nothing, really. Just finished work. That's such a hard question to answer. When someone comes to you like, what is the most exciting thing in your life right now? And you go, I don't know, man. I'm just trying to get through the week.

Just switching off from the day of work. Yeah, yeah. No, fair enough, fair enough. Like for me, Annie, like if I had to answer it, it'd be that I've got an infected cut on my arm. Not that exciting, is it? It's about what's preoccupying you the most of the time, eh? That's for me what is preoccupying my time.

Any last chance? Any infections you want to share? No. No? Okay, let's do your birthday banger then. UTI? Okay, moving on. Annie, what's your birthday?

29th of April, 1990. All right, Annie, you were 16 in 2006. And on the 29th of April in 2006, this was number one. Does that make me crazy? Woo! Does that make me crazy? Great birthday banger from Niles Barkley and Crazy. Are you into it?

It's all right. It's all right? Climbing back up the charts at the moment, that song. Massive trend on TikTok, so it's back in the charts as we speak. Yeah. Okay, I like that song. I think I might like it more than any. Let's go to Ingrid and do her birthday banger.

Kia ora, Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Any infections to report, Ingrid? No, thank goodness. Good to ora, Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Any infections to report, Ingrid? No, thank goodness. Good to hear, Ingrid. Great to hear. Clean bill of health. I like that. Ingrid, what's your birthday? 29th of the 12th, 1959. I'm an oldie. It's coming up, Ingrid,

your birthday. I hope you got some stuff planned. You were 16 in 1975. And In you got some stuff planned. You were 16 in 1975 and Ingrid, here it is. Great year Ingrid, great year. Your birthday banger. So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me? SOS. Banger. What a banger.

Ingrid, you like a bit of ABBA? Yep, we like ABBA in the day. Yeah. You're not Swedish, are you Ingrid? No, no, not at all. No? We're about tobing the day. Yeah. You're not Swedish, are you, Ingrid? No, no, not at all. No? We're about to name Dr. Ingrid Bergman.

Oh, yeah? Okay. Oh, yeah, nice, Ingrid. Well, that could win, Ingrid. Stick around. That is a banger. Let's do one more for Karma. Kia ora, Karma.

Hi, Karma. Hey. How are you, mate? Any infections? No, definitely not. I was hoping for one. You know? One infection. Just so I didn't feel alone, but we'll, definitely not. I was hoping for one. You know? One infection. Just so I didn't feel alone, but we'll move on.

Even I don't have one. You don't have one? No, I'm good. What about the producers? Any infections? Anybody? I think ClinBilla Health out here. Anybody pussy out there?

No, I'm good. Wait, haven't you just had COVID? Oh, it's gone now, isn't it? Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, nah. You can count it if you want it. My earring.

There you go. You've got an infected ear. Do you? This has got nothing to do with karma, okay? Karma. Let's focus can count it if you want it. My earring. There you go. You've got an infected ear. Do you? This has got nothing to do with karma. Okay, let's focus on karma. It's about you. Karma, tell us your birthday. The 5th of Jan, 93.

Nice. Capricorn birthday. You were 16 in 2009, Karma. And here's what you would have been listening to. Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read my poker face. you would have been listening to? The original Lady Gaga banger. Pokerface. Is that a yes or no from you, Karma?

Yeah, no, that's a pretty good song. Pretty good, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was massive in 2009. Huge. Niles Barkley, Ebba or Lady Gaga? I've got to go with my gut and my gut says Niles Barkley. That's what my gut says. Your gut says that over the Ebba song? Ebba song might be a little bit of a bridge too far, eh?

I like that Ebba song, but it's just a little bit slow for a Wednesday. You can go, you can send it to the producers. I'm going to go Ebba and I'm going to go to a split vote and I'm going to give it to Claudia this afternoon. She's just returned to work. Claudia, split vote. What's the winner of birthday banger today? You can choose Lady Gaga

as well. This is hard. What are you tossing up between? I think I'm tossing up between the same as you guys, Niles Barkley and Ebba. I think I'm going to go Niles Barkley. There it is, everybody. Banger! The winner of birthday banger. Well done, Eddie. You're the champ.

Nice, Eddie. I would the champ. Nice, Eddie. I would have gone with Lady Gaga, but I'm not complaining. Free and Clint. All right, guys. I'm ready to tell you a story that's going to blow your freaking minds. Okay, I got this. I got this ready. You know, I always like to have this ready just in case it blows our mind.

Whenever you're ready. The thing that I have ready is... Oh, phew, I found it. Blew my mind how long it took you to find it. That's what she's saying. Still haven't found it, still waiting. Yeah, still looking. She's like found it. Still waiting. Still looking. She's like, please blow my mind.

Please find it and blow my mind. To be honest, I'm getting a bit over this. A paddleboarder lost her phone nearly 500 days ago. Okay. So over a year. Yeah. A year and a half. Her name was Claire Atfield,

and she was paddleboarding near her hometown on the coast in Hampshire when she fell off the board and her phone fell into the water. Okay. So she had an Apple iPhone 8 Plus. Okay. And it was inside, and now this is the key part, it was inside a waterproof phone bag. Okay. Right?

Yeah. Put me ahead on like a lanyard or something. Yeah. So the bag sunk to the bottom of the ocean amongst the waves and she was like, well, that phone's gone. Never going to see that again. Fast forward about 400 and- If you go to the- Wait, wait.

If you go to the effort of putting the phone in a waterproof bag, surely you put a little floaty on it as well. Well, you'd think so. You know? You'd think so. Or put a little bit of air inside the bag, blow it up a little bit. Yeah. Anyway, hindsight's 20-20.

Carry on. She didn't think that through. 460 days later, so this week, Dog Walker has picked that waterproof bag up on the beach. It's washed up on the beach. And she took the phone out of the waterproof bag, put it on charge. Still works perfectly. Crazy, man.

Makes you think we should all be keeping our phones inside waterproof bags. It does. Doesn't it? But then, obviously, you know, you don't want to look like... Remember life proof cases? Bit of a loser. My dad had a life proof case for so long. So your dad, as a farmer, is allowed a life proof case.

My friend, Gavin, who just uses his phone like at the bars. Works in finance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don phone at the bars. Works in finance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't need a life-proof case, bro. Your life is not that intense. You know the biggest problem, though, with my dad's life-proof case is that once he had put it on, there was no taking it off. Also, remember how I scratched up the screens of the life-proof case?

You could barely see the screen. You can't even see the phone. It's negatively impacting your phone experience. I'd rather my phone die over time and me enjoy using it than it be in perfect condition, but I can't see anything. It would go all cloudy. I'm like, Dad, you need a new case. He goes, yeah, I've tried to get that one off,

but it's bloody idiot proof as well. You don't need a new case. This is a life-proof case. It's for life, Bree. Yeah don't need a new case This is a life proof case It's for life Bree It's got a life warranty I saw this article Which was talking about science Delving into the realm of flirting

Oh yeah Nothing sexier than science Isn't it? I mean science just screams sexy to me And after a few studies that were done by these particular scientists, they deemed that one particular flirting technique is the most superior. I thought we could put this to the test this afternoon, where you and I, Clint, we both know what the technique is,

but only one of us is going to use that technique in a little flirting exercise with producer Ella. We can't tell you guys what the technique is yet. No. We'll tell you at the end. Exactly. You listening can try and figure out which one of us has the scientific flirting technique. Absolutely.

So Ella, before we start this, do you consent to being flirted with this afternoon? Yeah, go on. In the workplace? Yeah, I'm excited. That's fine? We're good. Oh, she's keen. Alright, here we go. Right, who wants to go first? I would usually say ladies

first. Okay. But I can't resist going first. Ella, you look absolutely ravishing. Thank you, it's a new dress. And I was going to say that dress, not just the dress, the fabric, the texture of it. It suits you down to a T.

It really brings out your highlights. Oh, thank you. It's not. Yeah, thank you. You look nice too. Your eyes. You don't have to flirt back. Okay, don't feel like you're a vacation. You don't have to do anything.

I'm not good at that. You don't have to do anything. Thanks. You know what's crazy is like, I mean, I know we haven't known each other for very long, but I am willing to let you know that I just invented a new word. Yes? Yeah. What's the word?

Plagiarism. That's not, huh? That's plagiarism. I'm confused. You just made me laugh. Oh, you made me laugh. Intellectual joke. I think you'll know your date a little bit better with that one.

That was funny. Yeah. I got it. Anything else? Have you just returned from overseas? Months ago. Months ago? Yeah.

Your tan has not faded. Oh, thank you. Are you using like your natural, do you look like this year round? Because you just look. I'm pretty good at it. Sun kissed is an overused word, but you look healthy. You look really healthy. Thank you. Yeah. Crazy

story. I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road and I asked him, what's the word on the street? I like that one. That was good. You're making me laugh. I feel...

Do you feel endorphins? You feel attracted? Yeah, I knew it. To old comedy Thomaselle over there? She's funny. Cool. Any more? Or is this enough?

Can I choose? Yeah, go for it. I'm really coming up against it here. So who do you think was using a flirting technique here? And what do you think it was? There's definitely two different things going on. Two different techniques. I would say the laughing one.

Do you think? Yeah, instead of compliments. You liked the laughing one? Yeah, maybe these days people just get turned off by all the compliments. You didn't like being awkwardly smothered with compliments? I mean, it was nice. Thank you for calling me tan, but you know. Bree, you made me giggle.

The giggling one. Funny that. Really? That is the most successful technique according to science when it comes to flirting. Well, it worked. Make your date laugh and they'll fall in love with you. Can we have a second date? Yeah, all right. Make your date laugh and they'll fall in love with you. Can we have a second date? Yeah, all right.

Go on. What if I take like a joke book on the date? And I'm like, the date's like, knock, knock. That might work for my grandma. I'm like, hey, I really enjoyed this date. Do you want to go back to my place for a drink? And they're like, oh, wait, wait a second, wait a second. A gay Catholic horse walks into a bar.

I'm so glad you're already married. Because I feel like it'd be tough going out there for Clint Rollins. Clint goes dating. It's a game show I can't wait to see. Train wreck television. There you go. Learn some jokes before your next Tinder date, everybody. Free and Clint. That, far know, is the end of the show. Television. There you go. Learn some jokes before your next Tinder date, everybody.

That, far know, is the end of the show. What's everyone up to tonight? What are the plans? What's the hat? Nothing exciting. Producer Ella, have you got something for them? Yeah, I do. I'm going bowling. I love bowling.

Ten pin bowling. Yeah, I'm terrible, but it's fun. It's so fun. You'd be our gutter guard person, eh? Oh, absolutely. Please tell me if you use the guards, you don't use that little frame thing. The little ramp? I might do it tonight.

No, I'll do a romantic thing and my boyfriend can teach me, you know, in the movies. From, like, stand behind you and guide you? Yeah. All right, babe. So what you want to do is you want to flick the ball as it comes out of your wrist. Throw it. Sexy. Yeah. That's the most romantic thing that's happened this evening. What are you doing? Oh, I might go home, light a few candles.

Yeah. Get a glass of wine. Oh, yeah. And sit down in my beanbag and play a bit of Fortnite. Yeah! What are you up to? Cleaning a few holes. Wow. Brianna. I was meant to say. What do you think I do in my spare time?

I was meant to say, are you going to clog a few holes? Wrap it up, wrap it up. Jeez, I don't feel comfortable. I don't feel comfortable. This is podcast chat. I was talking about your roof. You've got a leaky roof I don't feel comfortable I don't feel comfortable This is podcast chat I was talking to you What's your roof You've got a leaky roof

Leaky holes You stay out of my holes Okay You keep You stay You stay well away From my leaky holes Something's gonna go

In your leaky holes Bye everyone Have a great night We'll see you tomorrow Brian Clint I'm coming Play ZM's Brian Clint On Insta Facebook TikTok And live Weekdays from 3 On ZM Brandclints.