ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd November 2023

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Boogee lunchbox? What'd you find on the family iPad? Group chat names. Fined for a sandwich? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM. Brie. And Clint. And I'm feeling good. Kia ora everybody, it's Brie and Clint. Welcome to your Thursday afternoon. Hello guys, Thursday, November the 23rd.

That's correct. Which means... Three o'clock, 2023. We're like pretty much one month away from Christmas. What about all these people who are shaming me for putting my Christmas tree up already They're like it's bad luck to put it up before the 1st of December I think it's fine Isn't that out the window now?

Are you a superstitious person? No No Okay do you want to open the umbrella in here inside? I'd happily open the umbrella We've already been through the worst things we've been through We had COVID for three years. So... Here you go.

Here's an umbrella. You can open it inside. Okay, alright. My name is Clint Roberts and I put my Christmas tree up on the 20th of November. Oh, you're going to poo yourself later. Well, if I do, I'm going to use this umbrella. Yeah, well, I I mean it's open now

So it's fine Today on the show There's heaps coming up Let me run you through it quickly We're going to pass the parcel Thanks to Big Barrel To give away prizes We're going to give away

A double pass to Symphony In the Domain At 4.05 this afternoon The Byron Bay Golden Hour Is coming up at 4 o'clock Where you could win yourself A trip to Byron Bay Thanks to Byron Bay

Byron Bay Brewings. Yeah, too many Bs. And it's time to play Treaty vs. Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want it, then come get it. Oh, 800 dials in M right now.

Bree and Clint. Treaty vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, gather round, guys. This is where we get a tradie and a lady. We put them in a cage and we make them duke it out for $50 cash, thanks to KFC. No power tools allowed. No power tools allowed.

Non-power tools allowed. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like a hand saw. And a screwdriver. Yeah. Yeah. Like a hand saw. And a screwdriver. Yeah. Yeah. Wrench, maybe. Those little things you use to curl your eyelashes with.

Yeah, it's allowed. Those little crimping tools. Yep. Yep. A hair straightener. Nah. Oh, it's electric. It's power.

Yeah, it's electric. Jesus, Bree. Come on. First rule of Tradies vs. Lady Fight Club. No power. Sorry, guys. Tradies are on 99, the ladies on 105. Let's go to our lady first from Te Puke.

She is 49 and she loves her pets. Welcome to the show, Donna. G'day, Donna. Hi. How many pets do you have? I have three dogs. Three? What kind?

A black lab, a bull pay and a millimuth cross. God, that is a lot of poo picking up, Donna. Yeah, my son does that. Oh, good on him. Good. You're taking on our tradies today. They're from Canterbury. They're 17 years old and they're currently driving tractors for the summer. Welcome to the show, Toby.

G'day, Tobes. G'day, how are you fellas? Yeah, not too bad. Toby, what kind of tractors? How big are we talking? Bloody big ones, I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, big whores. That's what they always say, Toby. That's what they always say. They're big.

Mine's bigger than everyone. Yeah, yeah, that's what everyone says. Are you in a Kabuta? No, no, no, no, no. Not a Kabuta. What about a Lamborghini? You're in a Massey Ferguson. Jeez, throwback. I'm a John Deere girl myself. Well, I am too, and I'm working for the old man. I'm a couple of heifers at home.

Fair enough. Got to do what you're in. Got to do what you got to do. All right. Hey, Toby, your buzzer is shady. Donna, yours is lady. First of three correct answers goes home with the victory and $50 cash from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many years old is the oldest piece of chewing gum that's ever been recorded? Is it 100 years, 350 years, or 9,000 years? Lady. Yes, Donna. Justin first.

100 years? No. Incorrect. Toby? 9,000 years. It is 9,000 years old. Gross. Chewing gum lasts for 9,000 years?

That's an old piece of chewing gum. Can you imagine? It would have disintegrated. All right. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which clothing brand invented denim jeans? Lady.

Yes, Donna. Levi's? It was Levi's. It is Levi's. Took a punt, Donna. It paid off. We're one apiece. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. White boy rapper. He's just back with a brand new song that's really big on TikTok. A knuckle punch and learn. White boy rapper. He's just back with a brand new song that's really big on TikTok. It's a harder one for today. Got a hairy beard. Oh, Trady? Yes, Toby.

Toby? Oh. Is it Jack Harlow? It is Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow, correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Donna, to stay in it. Question number four. Name one animal that is native to Australia.

Tradie. Yes, Toby, for the win. The koala. He's got it. Yep. Well done, Toby, driving tractors. You're the tradie vs. Lady Champion, and you are the person who has finally tipped the tradies over

from 99 to 100 wins for the year. All right. How good? 50 bucks cash, Toby. You can tell the old man to shove it for the summer. No driving tractors for you. No. Go on to KFC, get a seat.

Yeah. Sounds good. Good. Free inkling. You know what is out of control these days? The cost of living. I mean, yes. The cost of petrol.

I mean, yes, that's in cost of living. The amount of time it takes to form a stable government. Yeah, that's out of control. Yeah. My diet, out of control, especially on the weekends at the moment, actually. I just go ham, like literally go to the ham and just eat it out of the packet. You know what's out of control? Have you ever done that?

Eating just shaved ham out of the packet? Oh, so good. Almost every day. Delish. You know what's out of control? How short the time frame is that you have to eat shaved ham. You buy it from the supermarket. You've got to eat it within three days of getting it.

It goes real slimy. What, am I going to go to the supermarket twice a week to get my ham? You know what, mate? I don't have that problem in my household. You just eat it. I just eat it. Why need it to last for sandwiches? I eat it like it's going out of fashion.

Anyway, speaking of shaved ham, the thing that I'm talking about that's just out of control, if you ask me, is lunchboxes these days. I'm talking lunchboxes for kids. I'm talking lunchboxes that you make your'm talking lunchboxes that you make your partner, lunchboxes that people take to work. Okay. They're getting out of control because they're so damn bougie. Have you seen these bento boxes that people are, like, putting together for their kids?

The kid doesn't know what a bento box is. My kids run a bento box. Oh, see, nah, I'm not about it. I'm not about it. Give them a soggy PB&J, a soggy bloody Marmite sandwich. A bento box is just another word for a lunchbox with compartments so that the fruit doesn't touch the sandwiches and, you know, you can have crackers that stay crunchy.

Nah, nah, nah. The way us kids built immunity in the 90s and 2000s is when all the food would mix together and they'd all go soggy and run into each other. Yeah, it was disgusting. And you'd have to wince as you're eating your disgusting piece of fruit. In the 90s and 2000s, you had to be strategic about what you ate at what time of day.

Like you had to eat whatever was going to ruin the rest of your lunchbox, you had to eat that at morning tea. I used to have a compartment. Do you remember the lunchboxes? There was a hard lunchbox and the lid had a little compartment in the top. And I used to have that lunchbox and I asked for that lunchbox in particular because I used to hide my crust in there because there was this teacher that wouldn't let us go play until we'd eaten every single thing in our lunchbox.

Yeah. So you stuck them in the trapdoor. So you stuck them in the trap door. So I stuck them in the trap door. For years I got away with it. Really? She never knew. How many years worth of crusts were in that lunch box? Oh, probably.

Well, I used to empty them out, obviously. Oh. But it was like, you know, the bloody chamber of secrets of crust. Kids don't know how good they've got it, which is. Kids are spoiled these days. I think we take it back. I think we give them, you know, a carrot that hasn't been peeled, an old banana and...

Although they don't have some of the best... And a roll-up. Bring back roll-ups, I say. Kids need more sugar in the diet. They don't know what they're missing out on and that they can't get a roll-up. They can't get Dunkaroos. They can't get Yum Bars.

Do they still even have like the cool little packets of chips? Do kids still get that or is that not healthy enough? You can get them. I don't think most schools let you take them. Are you on crack? There are some schools. They're not even a big packet of chips. They're a little packet.

There's some schools that won't let you bring anything in a packet. Oh. That's the rule. God,'s some schools that won't let you bring anything in a packet. Oh. That's the rule. God, when did schools get so snobby? The reason I say this is because it's all over my TikTok feed and this one video that I recently found has just done me in because this might be the bougiest school lunch I've ever heard of. Okay.

So take a listen as to what this woman is packing her kid for lunch is this the world's most expensive school lunch my son is destined to be the world's greatest surgeon so i take his nutrition very seriously i have packed steak strips steak sauce smoked salmon and his favorite food caviar accompanied with creme fraiche and potato chips he also gets a watermelon and feta salad with a balsamic drizzle for his treat he gets a chocolate cake with a sea salt sprinkle no no no that kid needs a packet of twisties that poor child and some sour straps from the tuck shop that poor child imagine if your mum's expectation for you was to be the world's greatest surgeon. Oh, my God.

Just honestly, what are we doing to our kids? Does he need that? Does he need... Did you hear what she said? His favourite food was caviar. I don't think I knew what creme fraiche was until I was like 32. Some... Oh, good news.

People on the text machine said roll-ups are back. Are they? That's what people are saying. Roll-ups are back. They've bought back roll-ups. Not for this kid. Oh, that kid's not on the text machine said roll-ups are back. Are they? That's what people are saying. Roll-ups are back. They've bought back roll-ups. Not for this kid. Oh, that kid's not getting a roll-up. He's having a watermelon salad for lunch.

He's probably going to get one of those space fruit sticks, which actually are not bad. They look terrible, but they're quite good. Oh, someone even said kids don't get to experience LeSnacks. Yeah, exactly right. The death of LeSnacks. My children will never taste a LeSnacks. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly right. The death of LeSnacks. My children will never taste a LeSnack. Mm.

Yeah. I maybe, maybe, look, maybe I'll put my hand up and say maybe I'm just salty because I never had good lunchbox. Yeah. Lunchboxes as a kid. Yeah. Not that we had good lunchboxes back in our childhood. Yeah.

Like our generation never experienced the bento box. Sushi for lunch. Maybe you're getting a full linguine taken to school. But my mum wasn't the best at lunches. She'll admit. Yeah. She wasn't the best. So maybe I'm just jealous. Maybe I'm just jealous. But caviar, that's too far. Yeah, that's way too far. That's too far. Yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon. Doesn't have to be a school lunch either. Maybe it's the lunch you pack your partner. Maybe it's the lunch that you pack for yourself.

Or maybe it is the lunch that you pack for your kids. Where are the bougie lunch boxes? What's going in the fancy lunch box? Yeah. Do you pride yourself on making an excellent lunch for yourself, for somebody else? Make us jealous this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We want to know about the bougiest lunchboxes in New Zealand right now.

Brie and Clint. I think we need to get rid of them. You wouldn't take the bougie lunchbox if your parents are willing to make you a bougie lunchbox? You wouldn't take it? Are you sure you're not just... Like I said, my parents never made me a bougie lunchbox. I know, I know. So are you sure you're not just like jaded and you're like...

No, I am. Like I'm sure I am. This is what I'm saying is that I'm insanely jealous of these lunchboxes. Don't get rid of them for the lucky few that do get them. I've done some research into roll-ups, by the way, because we were consoling ourselves by saying that kids these days, they might have better lunchboxes than we had, but they'll never get to experience roll-ups.

They are back. They're $4.50 at Pack and Save. Are they really? For Uncle Toby's fruit roll-ups. Because there was that big trend that happened recently where you put the ice cream in the roll-up and you roll it up and it goes hard. So delicious.

I had to order them from like some weird website. Yeah, the American importing website. No, no, no, you get them at Pack and Save. See, put a roll-up in your kid's lunchbox. You know, their teeth will fall out. You get called in for a parent-teacher meeting if you do that these days. Oh my, is that actually what happens? I don't know.

I actually don't know. I don't think so. I heard a rumour that they call the tuck shop something else the other day. The fruit basket. The fruit bar. Yeah. The gluten-free bar. The gluten-free fruit and water Yeah. The gluten-free bar. The gluten-free fruit and water bar.

The gluten-free, nut-free, taste-free, dairy-free bar. Do you know you can't even get a bag of lollies and a 600ml Coke from the tuck shop anymore? God. For lunch. For lunch. Their sugar would keep me going for like 45 minutes. I used to be at the front of that line at the tuck shop

and I'd say one saucy roll and one Sprite, please. And then I'd get some sour straps, and that would be my lunch. We've asked about your bougie lunches for you, your partner, or your kids, and someone's texted and said, my daughter has just turned three, and she drinks two raw eggs every day. What? She is going to be very strong. She does not, okay?

She does not. Why would she lie about it, or why would he lie about it? I think they're taking the piss. That's unreal if it's true. No kid, I mean, text me and tell me you're not lying, but producer Ella, yes? No kid has two raw eggs. No, I was talking to him before the dad and he was like, no

the daughter saw me having my eggs and since they had chickens, she just gulped it down. She gulps it down. I really don't understand the raw egg thing. Like is the raw egg really that much healthier? You don't have three minutes to just cook it? Yeah, how can cooking it be any less healthy?

Can you just cook it? As long as you don't use oil or butter or anything. Yeah, you just cook it. Maybe they like the slimy goodness of it. It's easier to just slurp it up. Someone said, I'm a chocolatier, and so my kids get filled chocolate bonbons in their lunchboxes every day. They now refuse to eat store-bought chocolate.

God, that'd be good. Imagine having a chocolatier for a partner. Jeez, I'd be so jealous. Imagine having a chocolatier for a partner, and then you sit down at the end of the day after a long day on the couch, and you're like, have we got any treats? And your partner's like, no, we don't have anything at the moment. And you're like, well,

hop to it. Kitchen's over there. Make some chocolate from scratch. We've got raw cacao. Get out of the cacao pot. Someone else said, my kids have dried gourmet apricots. What's a gourmet apricot? What's the difference between an apricot and a gourmet apricot?

Anyway, they continue chocolate-covered almonds, grapes, cheese and crackers, a muesli bar, fruit sticks and cheese marmite scrolls, an apple and a mandarin. Delightful. That's what Anna said she gives her kids. That sounds like a great lunchbox. Yeah. It sounds like a cheese platter and a scroll.

Yeah. Adults get bougie lunchboxes too. Here's a text. As a tradie who normally has a bakery pie and chips, one day I took the George Foreman from the kitchen to work and the pack of eye fillet steak that the wife was going to do for dinner. The other painters were not impressed. Neither was the wife.

Were you just munching down on four eye fillets, were you? Just straight meat that day. What happened to the George Foreman grill, eh? I've still got one. Have you? Yeah. Have you? Still doesn't mean toasty. Does it? Yeah. I feel like the doesn't mean toasty. Does it?

Yeah. I feel like the air fryer really killed the George Foreman. The air fryer can't do what the George Foreman did. Can't knock out the fat. Well, can it make a cheese toasty? Yeah. Not with the grill marks on it? No.

Yeah? No. Not with the pressed down, you know, delicious cheese lace that you get around the sandwich. I've got your back, George. Don't worry. Bree and Clint. lace that you get around the sandwich. I've got your back, George. Don't worry. Bree and Clint.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this story is blowing up around the world. Maddox, the son of Brad Pitt, he is saying Brad Pitt's a bit of an a-hole. He sure is. And in one of the worst ways, it was actually on a resurfaced tweet. So he actually, no, sorry, Instagram. It was Instagram. So Maddox actually posted a scathing review of his father on Instagram back in 2020 on Father's Day.

He wrote, happy Father's Day to this world-class people. You time and time again prove yourself to be a terrible and despicable person. He said you have no consideration or empathy toward your four youngest children who tremble in fear when they are in your presence. That's what he... Wow. That's full on, eh? It's very full on.

So now, Maddox, you may recall, this is a little bit dark, but you may recall the night that they were flying from Paris to America on a private jet and they landed and the FBI were called because there was a domestic disturbance on the plane. You remember that? The night? Yes, of course. Well, allegedly on the plane there was was a kerfuffle with Maddox and Brad,

and that was the domestic dispute. Yeah, you said kerfuffle. It was like a physical altercation between the two of them, right? So much so that they had to emergency land the plane. Yes, I think so. Yeah. That's what I remember. Dean, why is this post from Maddox from 2020

only getting attention now? Why are people only just coming across it? That's a great question. Apparently Brad has seen it. Apparently Brad has come across it. I don't know how, but apparently he put into, it was like page six, and they usually got their fingers on the top. Apparently Brad has seen it.

It started to resurface. I'm surprised it didn't resurface earlier because they're a very famous family. Totally. Yeah, that's how it kind of come out. Maddox was 16 at the time when he would have written this. He's now 19. I wonder if their relationship has gotten better. Has gotten better.

Yeah. Because, I mean, I don't know what's really going on or what their relationship Is like But 16 is a hard age And normally You're Pushing back Against your parents

And figuring out You know things But But you know That Angelina Jolie Has no time for Brad Pitt So there's definitely Something that went down

In that situation Yeah Obviously wasn't great And you feel For the kids Because there was A lot of them In that situation

Totally That is the latest Live out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood Correspondent Dean McCarthy And you feel for the kids because there was a lot of them in that situation. Totally. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Yeah. Are we Black Friday Christmas shopping? That's a good idea. Do you Christmas shopping with the Black Friday sales?

Although most of those Black Friday sales are all cucka. Most of them are made up. Bit of a scam. I saw someone that had $2 off AirPods. I was like, really? That's not a sale. They went from $2.98 to $2.96. What's better, Black Friday sales or Boxing Day sales?

What do you reckon? Or Cyber Monday. Black Friday, I think, does more sales. Black Friday, did you, does more sales. Black Friday is... Did you already Google this? No. It's expected to generate more retail sales than what is traditionally the biggest shopping day of the year. Boxing Day, with consumers planning to spend about 16% more

on Black Friday than Boxing Day. It doesn't say that their sales are better, though. No, but Boxing Day sales are a bit sad because you've got to say to your family, oh, presents tomorrow. On Christmas Day, you've got to be like, presents tomorrow. So if you get them on Black Friday, at least you've got them. Yeah.

You know? But what about you just move Christmas to two days later? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. But have you Black Friday? If I ever have kids, I'm going to say Christmas actually on the 27th. They've got no idea. Because we're down under. Yeah. But if you're Black Friday... If I ever have kids, I'm going to say Christmas, actually, on the 27th. They've got no idea.

Because we're down under, so it takes Santa longer to get here. Yeah, that's fair. You can do that. Trade Me have analysed the most popular searches to predict the top 10 toys for kids this Christmas. Do you want to know what they are? Fuel vouchers. Yeah. New world vouchers.

Let me know if you don't know what any of these toys are. I'll be happy to translate. Number 10 is a Beetle Squishmallow. Oh, yeah. Squishmallows. The kids love those things. Number nine is Twister Ear. I've seen this.

It's like virtual Twister. It's like Twister crossed with the Minority Report. Yeah. See, the reason why Twister is so fun is because you used to... It's flirty. You know? Yeah. See, the reason why Twister is so fun is because you used to... It's flirty. You know? Yeah. Get close to people that you want to get close to.

Yeah, exactly. You know, sometimes your face would be in their bum. That's what you want. That's Christmas. I mean, it depends. Number eight, Lego Star Wars Stormtroopers. God, Lego Star Wars, always up there, eh? Always goes bananas.

Harry Potter Tamagotchi is number seven. Harry Potter Tamagotchi? Yeah, yeah. What are you looking after on the Harry Potter Tamagotchi? Maybe Dobby? A Dementor. Yeah, maybe. You have to feed the Dementor.

You have to feed the Dementor souls, and you have to get up at certain hours of the night to feed its souls. Number six is a crawling crab. Oh, yeah. It's a toddler's toy. It's this crab that crawls around the ground and plays music. Number five is a crawling crab. Oh, yeah. It's a toddler's toy. It's this crab that crawls around the ground and plays music. Number five is Build-A-Bot. It's a toy that you assemble yourself.

No, thanks. Oh, I thought you said Build-A-Bong. No. That's an adult toy. Build-A-Bomb. Number four, these are the most popular Christmas presents of the year, according to Trade Me, Cookies, makery oven. Is that the one where you put the little thing in there

and then you press it on like it's an oven and it drops the toy out of the top? Oh, maybe that's how they do it. Yeah, it's an oven that makes toys. Yeah, it's not really making the toys. Is it not? I thought it was like a little kiln. No, of course it's not.

Number three, the most popular presents for kids this Christmas, according to Trade Me, a Little Lives Pets Mama's Surprise. What's that? It's an interactive guinea pig in a cage. Oh, that sounds fun. Sorry, a hutch, not a cage. They're the toys you get for the kids that really want a pet.

Yeah, don't get that for a vegan kid, though, because that's animal cruelty. We used to get sea monkeys. Remember those? Yeah, were they just bacteria? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, don't get that for a vegan kid, though, because that's animal cruelty. We used to get sea monkeys. Remember those? Yeah, were they just bacteria? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you had the weird kids that drunk the sea monkeys.

What do you mean weird? Nothing. Number two, make your own Barbie dream house. Oh, still great. This is because of the living crisis, so it's DIY now for Barbie. Even she's having to renovate her own dream house Is she?

No, Barbie's renting It's not hers Is she? Oh yeah She can't afford the mortgage Right Like you can't put anything on the walls She's using the 3M hooks

No, you can't put any hooks on Because she's renting No, the 3M ones that you can pull off Oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah No blue tag for Barbie And the number one present for kids in 2023 According to Trade Me

Make it real pottery. A mini pottery set for tweens so they can make their own pottery. Pottery? Yeah. Oh, that would go good with the make your own bong set. Hit the bong and then make some pottery. Yeah. Or make your own bong.

Both. Or make your own ashtray. I think that's the perfect combination of presents. True, true. Okay, that's what we're getting kids for Christmas. Make your own bong own ashtray. I think that's the perfect combination of presents. True, true. Okay, that's what we're getting kids for Christmas. Make your own bong and ashtray set. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

First though, would you be okay if your parents went through your search history on your phone? Absolutely not. On your computer? No. On your iPad? Yeah, no, iPad's fine. That'd be fine? I don't have an iPad.

Don't you? So you'd be fine with it because you don't have one? Don't have one. It's hugely personal. There's a TikTok that's going viral of a dad who has gone through his teenage son's iPad search history. Going through someone's search history is bad enough. Going through your teenage son's search history,

on one hand, you want to know what they're up to. You want to know that they are being safe and not exposing themselves to bad things. You don you want to know what they're up to. You want to know that they are being safe and not exposing themselves to bad things. But on the other hand, it's like opening Pandora's Box. Literally, that's the website that the teenager was on. It's called Pandora's

Box. Yes, I am 18. Yes, I am 18. How easy is it to get on one of those websites these days? When we were kids and you had a fake ID to go to the bottle store, like that was... What do you mean? That was...

So when I was in, I had a fake licence that made me look like I was a year older. It's called a fake ID. Yeah. You don't need one now. I went to boarding school. You're old enough. Yeah. You know, there was acting involved with that.

There was preparation. There was like... You had to work for it. Craftsmanship. Now you just go on the website. You can go on an alcohol website and it goes, are you 18? You go, yes. And then they go, okay, we believe you. And then you get your booze. We'll take your

word for it. And then if you're on your parents computer, it's got their credit card details saved. I shouldn't be telling kids how to do this. Our kids are already smart enough. Anyway, have a listen to this guy going through his teenage son's iPad search history. W2S diss track lyrics. How did Extension die? How did Elvis die?

David Bowie. Fortnite. Shadical face. Oh, barbecue sauce on titties Oh, barbecue sauce on titties. Barbecue sauce on titties. I mean, it was all pretty copacetic until the last one, wasn't it? Barbecue sauce on titties. It's such a specific thing to Google too.

Isn't it? Like super like specific. Like to know your fetish at such a young age. Barbecue sauce

and titties. Very specific. That poor kid. Oh, how embarrassing. I wonder how old. Do you talk to your kid about that?

Do you sit him down and go, hey. Depends how old they Do you talk to your kid about that? Do you sit him down and go, hey? Depends how old they are. Hey, we need to have a chat about where barbecue sauce does and doesn't go. I mean, if the kid's like 15, I think you just let him go. Oh, well, lost cause. Yeah. No, it's not even a lost cause.

Pretty normal. Is it? Barbecue sauce on? Oh, I mean, it could be worse, couldn't it? Like, it's pretty harmless. Can you search it? I want sauce on? Oh, I mean, it could be worse, couldn't it? Like, it's pretty harmless. Can you search it? I want to see what comes up. Oh, I'm on the work Wi-Fi.

Okay, hold on. Barbecue. I'll explain this to the tech department. T-I-T-T-I-E-S. I know how to spell titty. Okay. Okay. Oh.

Apparently it's a vine, like a viral vine. Remember that platform? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think it might be something that went viral. Oh, he gets a pass. So he's, yeah, it is. It's a viral vine. He's okay.

Unless the viral vine is this video of the dad searching up there. Could be. We want to know this afternoon on 800 Dials at M. Might not be because of a teenager. It might be because of a boomer. We want to know, what did you find on the family iPad? Was the iPhoto linked to the iPad and dad's dodgy photos were coming through to the iPad?

Was mum's iMessage linked to the iPad and you saw the messages that she was sending to somebody on the iPad. Someone texted her and they said, not exactly iPad related, but when I was 15 or 16, I misclicked while sexting someone a very explicit text message and it went to my mum. I was mortified and my mum was less than impressed. Thank God it was in the day before Snapchat existed. Thank God.

Wouldn't want to put my dad to shame. Jaden! Oh, that's a boy! Jaden! She's seen it before, Jaden. Jaden, Dad. Bree and Clint. Love it.

Love it. Love her. We're asking, what did you find on the family iPad or the linked device that shouldn't have been? Man, there's some good stuff coming in. I love this text. Someone said, sort of similar, but my mum took a photo of my dad's disco balls.

He needed to see a doctor apparently, but scrolling Facebook one day, I saw my mum had uploaded a photo. She uploaded that said photo. I rang her in tears of laughter. She had no idea how she did it and was mortified. I love that it wasn't a picture of dad's balls for sexy reasons. It was for medical reasons. Yeah. I've taken a few of those medical photos from down there. Of your dad's balls? Not my, no.

My mum would be doing that. Yeah, that's her job. I had to take a photo of my Your downstairs. The eye of mortal. Do you, yeah. Remember when I was trying to. Do you use a selfie stick for that? Nah, I didn't. I could just reach around. Oh, yeah. And I had to see if I'd cut. Do you shoot from

the front or the back? Well, I had to see because I was, I cut myself shaving my leg. I had to see if I'd cut. Did you shoot from the front or the back? Well, I had to see because I was, I cut myself shaving my leg. I had my leg up on the side of the shower and it fell and then I had to take a photo to see the damage. Yeah. And then I was so terrified that the photo was going to go to the cloud. Yeah, because who knows? And then, who knows?

As long as your face is not in it though. No, my face wasn't in it. It could be anyone. Well, my eye was in it. That could be anyone's bleeding g then, who knows? As long as your face is not in it, though. No, my face wasn't in it. It could be anyone. Well, my eye was in it. That could be anyone's bleeding gina, you know? No, it wasn't there. You didn't listen. I said the eye of mortal.

Oh, that's right. The behind. Of course you go around the back. Yeah. Let's go to Emily on 0800 dials at him on that note. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi.

What did you find on the family iPads? So not necessarily the family iPad, but like the family like shared computer. Yes. The thing that weighed a ton. Yes. It had the really massive back on it and it made the dial-up sound of... That one? Yeah.

Yeah. What did you find? Probably, well, I'm 24 now, so probably five, six years ago now. Yeah. What did you find? Probably, well, I'm 24 now, so probably, oh, five, six years ago now. Yeah. Mum was, like, clearing it out because she wanted all the photos of it onto a hard drive. And my sister and her friend are, like, tech whiz, so they're, you know, putting everything on this hard drive, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Of course, it was the inevitable joke.

Oh, ha, ha, what if you find, like, adult videos? Well, we kind of just, she's clicking around, like, putting the videos joke. Oh, ha ha, what if you find like adult videos? Well, we're kind of just just clicking around like putting the videos in and then our friend goes, oh my God. And she goes,

well, look at her, we go, what? She goes, no, just look. It's like adult, adult pictures. Yeah. Of cartoons.

Oh. Oh, but like, was it a bit of anime, was it? No, like like... Was it a bit of anime, was it? No, like Thomas the Tank Engine. What? Okay, okay, okay.

So it's you and your sister, your mum and dad. Who do you think is looking at the Thomas the Tank Engine nudies? Well, I've got two sisters and me and mum and dad, but none of us have used this computer in probably about five years at that point. Hey, Emily, how big was Thomas' chimney?

Honestly, through this day, we're just like, we don't know how, and it wasn't like it was hidden, it was just in the corner. Guys, we don't want to yuck anyone's yum. No, you're right. You're right. Some people are into Thomas. Yeah. So many pictures. What a great story. Herdy's like a freight train in bed.

Thank you, Emily. Someone else has texted and said, my boss's social media and iCloud are connected to my work computer and his porn collection showed up. That's so embarrassing. No, thank you. What about this one? My father-in-law had 99 tabs open on his phone,

so his phone wouldn't open any more tabs, and he didn't know why it wasn't working. I showed him how to clear all of the tabs, and when I was showing him, some naughty websites came up in the other tabs, and we exchanged an awkward, silent look at each other and never spoke about it again. Your father-in-law as well?

Not even your dad? Can you imagine? Because you know when you're like closing all the tabs and you'd see what was on them. I'd make them sweat. I'd go, what's this one? Is this? What's this one? How much do you pay for this website? What's her name? Birdie's here. Hi Birdie. Bridie. Oh Bridie.

Sorry Bridie. How you going? Hello Bridie. Yeah good thank you. What did you find on Hello, Bridie. Yeah, good, thank you. What did you find on the family iPad or computer? So I found out my husband was cheating on me. No. No. How did this go down, Bridie? So my husband was working out in the home gym

and he was listening to music on my phone and I was going down to the shop. So I said, oh, well, I'll just take your phone. And while I was gone, he texted his girlfriend, the lady he was seeing, and said, don't ring or text my phone because Bridie's taking it down to the shop. Wait, he texts from your phone? He texts his mistress? Yes.

He said, don't ring or text because Bridie's taking my phone down to the shop. Yeah. And so then he deleted it. But the next day when I went and looked at the iPad, because my phone was connected to the shop. Yeah. And so then he deleted it. But the next day when I went and looked at the iPad, because my phone was connected to the iPad, the family iPad, I saw on iMessages that he had texted her and said that. No, Bridie. Yeah. How long had you been married for?

We'd been married for about three or four years But we'd been together for about ten years You're kidding What a big dum-dum First of all, don't cheat Second of all, don't text your mistress off your wife's phone That's cheating 101 What did you say to him, Bridie? Did you confront him?

Oh yeah, absolutely And still to this day, he still denies it He's with her and engaged to her and has got a kid with her Oh, yeah, absolutely. And still to this day, he still denies it. What? He's with her and engaged to her and has got a kid with her. Oh, Bridie. How can he deny it? It was there in black and white. Yeah, you were meant to find out. Things happen for a reason, so you're better off, Bridie.

Oh, the iPad saved your ass, Bridie, for sure. Better off. Thank you for sharing. Jeez. What an idiot. Unlink your devices, everybody. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? It's our famous movie guessing game. Famous because Bree's very good at it. Although you're rebuilding from the ground up at the moment.

Takes a while to rebuild in this game, doesn't it? Even the All Blacks have an off year. I've had a bit of an off year, yes. Or four. Well, don't jinx me. No, I was talking about All Blacks. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, true, yeah. No, I was talking about All Blacks. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, true, yeah.

No, you're not like that. I need to get back on the train. No, no, yeah, yeah, you're good to go. You're going to take it out today unless Heather takes you down. Hi, Heather. Hi, Heather. Hello. Up for grabs is $150 cash.

If you know more about these movies than Bree does, do you feel confident? I'm a little bit nervous, actually. Don't be nervous, Heather. You've got nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. You have everything to gain. Okay. She's right.

Here's our theme for the day. The Hunger Games is currently the number one movie in the world. Oh, I got a... That was a good gasp. Are you a Hunger Games fan? Yes. Okay. Who's your favourite character, Heather?

Katniss. Oh, yeah. I see you, Heather. I see you. I like Lenny Kravitz. You don't even know that his character's name. What's his character's name? Lenny?

Is it? It's Cena. It's Cena, isn't it? Yeah. I just said it. Seeing as The Hunger Games is the number one movie in the world right now, and that movie is set in a dystopian future, so are these movies.

Movies set in a dystopian future. Is that your type of genre, Heather? Yes, definitely. Me too. I love this genre. Heather, your buzzer is Heather. Bree, your buzzer is Bree. The first one of you to get two movies correct gets the win.

Don't wait for me to finish these plot lines. Just buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is to have a guess. Good luck. Right. Here's movie number one. A computer programmer and hacker has always questioned the reality of the world. Heather. Is it The Matrix?

It's The Matrix. Jeez, that was good. Shit, I'm in trouble. Well done. Okay, I got a deep breath here. Keanu Reeves. Neo. Red pill, blue pill.

Movie number two. Now Bree's back is against the ropes. Oh, God, okay. She has to get this one, Heather. Otherwise, you take out the win and you knock Brie back to zero. To zero. Okay. Here we go.

Movie number two, dystopian future theme. In this futuristic world, society is divided into factions. Heather. Heather. It's Divergent. It's Divergent. I knew that one too. Oh, Heather, you are bloody amazing and you deserve every dollar of that $150.

Well done. Thank you. I don't think we could have had a better person suited to the theme. I don't think there was someone. That's my theme too and Heather even pants me in it. We didn't get to Maze Runner. We didn't get to. All my favourite movies.

Heather would have still won. She's too good. There's not many What's the Plot champions in the five year history of the show and you're one of them so congratulations. Oh thank you. I'm going to say one of the best performances I've seen in this game Heather from you this afternoon.

Right now I want to talk about President of the United States, Joe Biden. I was about to say Barack Obama, but yeah, that's right. We've got another one. Oh, that's a few presidents ago now. Oh, true. There was another one before him. Yeah.

How did you forget that one? Did you just try and block it out? There's the old one, the orange one. Tried to block that whole thing out. Yeah. Just not think about it. PTSD. The US President has

they do this weird thing before Thanksgiving in the United States where they pardon turkeys. He saves like one turkey's life, eh? Yeah. Pretty morbid. It's quite morbid but it's a tradition that they do and they have this big ceremony. It's really strange.

I believe he pardoned two turkeys.keys. One named Liberty and one named Belle. But it's something he says during the speech when he's talking about the turkeys that he's pardoning. Where he's talking about the Beyonce Renaissance tour and then he gets other different musicians mixed up let me see if you notice what mistake president joe biden reminder he's 81 who he gets mixed up with who here just

to get here liberty and bell had to beat some tough odds the competition they had to work hard to show patience and be willing to travel over a thousand miles. You could say even this is harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or Britney's tour. She's down in

it's kind of warm in Brazil right now. Britney? It's not Britney. Joe, Britney's not touring. Jo, Brittany's not touring. No, Brittany's not in Brazil. Brittany's doing knife dances on Instagram. I believe you might be talking about the biggest artist in the world, Taylor Swift. Why is Grandad trying to do pop culture references?

Who put him up to that? You know that he's got a Gen Z on his team who's like, Jo, Jo, you're going to mention the er up to that? You know that he's got a Gen Z on his team Who's like Joe Joe You're going to mention The eras to it You're going to mention The renaissance to it It'll be good with the kids

The kids will love it The kids will love it And then I'm going to throw you up The woe And you're going to catch it And then And we're going to TikTok it And it's going to be great

Have you ever done that? Where you've Gotten someone mixed up For someone else? Surely One time Almost daily on the radio One time Who sings that song Have you ever done that where you've gotten someone mixed up for someone else? Surely. Almost daily on the radio. One time. Who sings that song?

Don't hold back. The Potbellies. So we were interviewing another band and I thought that they were the Potbellies. And I kept referencing how their song, because do you remember it was on the, was it the G-Bads? Yeah, yeah. And I kept referencing that song and I was like, God, that must have been such a good gig for you guys.

Like how much did you guys end up making off the G-Bads? They had no idea what I was talking about and I sounded like the biggest idiot. Who were you talking to? I can biggest idiot. Who were you talking to? I can't remember. Who were you talking to? It was some, like someone. You're telling me you still don't know who they were. I just can't remember.

I still think it was the Potbellys. But my co-host at the time was like looking at me, being like, it's not them. It's not them. Bail. Bail on that question. With all due respect, I'd let you dig that hole. Oh, no, wait. Fans similar to the Potbellys.

Who do you think? I reckon you're interviewing the Rogue Traders. Or TV Rock? Was it Sneaky Sound System? Same thing. It was... Was it... Nah, I can't remember.

Oh, I know who it was. I know who it was. Who was it? It was... Was it... Nah, I can't remember. Oh, I know who it was. I know who it was. Who was it? It was the presets. And... Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Cheers to Big Barrel, where mates look after mates.

That's right. All thanks to Big Barrel. They're hooking the winner of Birthday Banger up with $100 cash because it's their birthday to celebrate. Cash money. Cash money. Nice. All you've got to do is of Birthday Banger up with $100 cash because it's their birthday to celebrate. Cash money. Cash money. Nice. All you've got to do is win Birthday Banger.

Let's start with Sandra on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Sandra. G'day, Sandra. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going? Not too bad. It'd be nice to pick up $100 cash, wouldn't it, Sandra?

Wouldn't it? Well, let's see what your Birthday Banger is to see if you're in the running. What's your birthday? 7th of the 12th, 67. Right, that means you were 16 in 1983. Yeah. Let me take you back to your 16th with this one.

Oh, how good. Oh, it's a tune from the Culture Club, Sandra. It says. Were you a fan of the Culture Club, Sandra. It says. Were you a fan of them? Yeah, is that good memories? Back in the 80s? Yeah, yes. They were very popular.

Okay, wait there. Wait there, Sandra. We're going to do one for Mindy on 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Hi, Mindy. Hey, Mindy. Hello. How's your week been so far, Mindy? Pretty good, pretty good.

Got plans for the weekend? Anything special? No, just a friend's daughter's first birthday party and that's about all. Do you guys drink alcohol at the first birthday parties, can I ask? Well, I imagine that some people will be, but I won't be.

I'll be the driver. Oh, good on you, Mindy. Good on you. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 28th of October, 1993. Right. That means you were 16 in 2009.

And on that exact date, this was top of the charts. Oh, it's a hot fire banging from Britney Spears. Three. For Mindy. That's a good song. It's about a menage, that song, isn't it? It's a tune. Is it about a...

Ménage à trois. Is it? Is it? Isn't it? I've never thought of that, but yeah, probably. I think it is, yeah. Same era as If You See Kay Me. Ah. Isn't it? Wait there, Mindy. That's your front runner, I think it is, yeah. Same era as If You See K-Me. Ah.

Isn't it? Wait there, Mindy. That's your front runner, I reckon, for the winner. Let's do one more for Casey on our $800. Hi, Casey. G'day, Casey. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Yeah, very good. Very good. And you guys? Yeah, good, Casey. Thank you, Casey. Oh, that's good. And I just thought I'd say happy birthday to Big Barrel as well.

Oh, Casey. I like what you're doing here, Casey. Casey, I like your style. I like your style. But let's see if you've got the song to back it up. What's your birthday? It's the 17th of March, 1994. All right, Casey.

That means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 17th of March, 2010, this was at the top. Hey! 17th of March, 2010. This was at the top. I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee. Rich, rich, rich. Black Eyed Peas, I'm a bee. Such a weird song when it came out. Because everyone's like, you're a bee? I love it.

Yeah. Do you like it, Casey? Yeah, it's a banger. It's a banger. It's an absolute tune from the Black Eyed Peas. That was when they were at the top of their game. 100%. What are we going to do? Are we going to do Britney? Are we going to do. It's an absolute tune from the Black Eyed Peas. That was when they were at the top of their game. 100%. What are we going to do?

Are we going to do Britney? Are we going to do Culture Club? Are we going to do Black Eyed Peas? I mean, I could pick any of these. Yes. You know me. Three's a crowd. I'm going with Britney.

Can't go past the three's. I agree. Me, you and Mindy. Yep. Mindy, what do you say? You. Me, you and Mindy. Yep. Mindy, what do you say? You up for a three, Mindy? Yep, I'm definitely up for that. You're up for a three?

What? Mindy. Me, you and Brie? Did you hear Mindy? Did you hear the tone of her voice? I'm definitely up for that. Well, to make it even more... I'm just meaning for the $100.

Yeah, I was going to say, to make it even weirder, Mindy, we're going to pay you $100 to be in this three. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Mindy. It's rolling us the shade. I love it. It's all thanks to Big Barrel.

You can use your mate's club account when you shop at Big Barrel. Big Barrel, where mates look after mates. Here's your birthday banger from Brittany from the year 2009 on ZM. Three, not only you and me. Got 180 degrees when I'm cold in between. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Bang is Britney Spears and 3 from the year 2009 for Mindy. I saw this TikTok video in my feed today, which was this person looking for creative and interesting names for their family group chat. They said, I'm not interested in fam bam.

I'm not interested in gangs bam I'm not interested in gangs all here. I want something with a bit of spice to it, you know? Something a bit interesting to call the family group chat. I actually don't have a family group chat. Do you not? Is that sad? Yeah. Do most families have a family?

Do you keep in touch with your family? Yeah. You guys talk on the phone a lot, you're probably fine. Yeah. But I think the family group chat's great for easily staying in touch and sharing news and staying in each other's, you know. There's always someone who over-contributes to the family chat, though. Yeah, I know.

Maybe I should start one. Maybe this will be good for me. I'll get some names, some ideas. This is the thing. Someone has to start it. I started ours. Before that, there wasn't one. What's the name of it?

Nothing good. It's called Fano Chat. It's a pretty standard. I'm going to get some inspo out of this because there's some goodies in here. Okay. There are thousands, thousands of responses to this TikTok. Here are some of my favourites of what people have called their family group chat. Someone said, ours is called The Survivors because my sister died.

Oh. My last name is P-H-A-N, fan. Our family chat is called Only Fans. That's good. I like that one. Family chat is called It's Giving Bambi because our mum died. Oh. People obviously have good senses of humour.

Well, if you don't laugh, right? Yeah. If you don't laugh. My mum's name is Jenny and our family group chat is called Straight Outta Jenny. Ella looks confused. It's because everyone in the group chat came out of Jenny. All the people literally came out of Jenny. You know what they also could call it, that family?

We're all from, we're still Jenny. Wait. You'll get it. We're still from Jenny's box. Yeah. Don't be fooled by the rocks that we got. Don't be fooled by the rocks that we got. We're still from Jenny's box.

Our family group chat is called Dad's Fastest Swimmers. Oh, that's good. Notes for therapy. Our family group chat is called Investors and Investments. We're all adopted. We're looking at good names for the family group chat. Someone texted through and said ours is called Organ Donors. Organ Donors. Because they're all the people that you'd probably be

like. Oh, if you need a kidney you'd better hit your sister up first. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I like that. Someone texted and said our family group chat is called Mum use this one because she starts a new group chat every time she wants to message us. See, that would be my family. My mum's name is Anne and she recently had an aneurysm.

So the family group chat is called Anne-eurysm. No. No. No. Jesus Christ. People are so good. Our family group chat is called Don't Tell Ralph. Our dog's name is Ralph and we don't want him to feel left out.

Oh, that's cute. He can't text. He doesn't have disposable thumbs Ralph and we don't want him to feel left out. Oh, that's cute. He can't text. He doesn't have disposable thumbs. And you don't want him to... What thumbs? Disposable thumbs? Opposable. Oh.

I think we've had this exact conversation before. Disposable thumbs are ones you can throw away. And I'd appreciate it if you don't correct me again because I'm never going to learn. Okay. Well, I thought maybe it would help. Nah, it's just not going to happen. Our family group chat is called Secret Meetup.

Spell M-E-A-T because it's all the siblings and cousins except for the vegetarian one. Oh! Jesus. Our family group chat is called Droober because we always make my brother Drew pick up the food.

Droober? Droober. Droober eats. Our last name is White. And we tried our family group chat name being Whites Only. Oh, no. But my Mexican mum did not agree. What do you got? We've got any better group chat names than that?

It may only work for your family like a lot of these ones, but what are the best names for the family group chat we can find this afternoon? Someone texted through and they said, our family group chat is called Those in the Will. Yeah, exactly. It's good. It's good. That's pretty fun.

Someone else is very similar, Will Recipients. Will Recipients. 0800 dials at M, or you can text the name of your family group chat and the explanation to 9696 We're asking you what's the name of your family group chat because

boy there are some doozies out there Some of them are only relevant to your family like the person who said our family group chat is called the survivors because my sister died That's ruthless Or this, that's ruthless. Or this, Ginger's Backup Dancers.

Ginger is our dog. Yeah, cute. So that's a good family group chat name. I like this text that's come through. Our group chat includes my two brothers and myself where we talk about our parents. It's called Cuts Road Cafe. Our group chat is called The Four of Us.

There's only three of us, but it includes the dog. Yeah, it's good. Fiona's on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Fiona. G'day, Fi. Hey, how are you? We're good. What's the name of your family group chat?

It's called Group Including Mum. Group Including Mum. I like this. I like this because it helps you differentiate when you're talking about Mum and you don't send it to the wrong group chat, right? Well, that's not quite the reason. It's because we already had a group chat and I think

it was called family chat or something like that and then not long into it, Mum said well why aren't I included in your group chat? And she messaged that on the group chat. She's got a point. She messaged it in the group chat. Oh, she was on the group chat. She's got a point. And she messaged it in the group chat. Oh, she was in the group chat. She was in the group chat,

but I think you can look at the members and so maybe she'd gone on the group chat to see who the members were, but your own name doesn't show. Oh my God, that's so funny, Fee. Oh, Mum. Oh, Mum's having a full-blown moment. So did she make the second group chat or did you?

No, she wrote it. You guys renamed the existing group chat. Yeah, we renamed it and it's been there ever since. That's so good. That's cute. Thanks, Fee. That's brilliant. Someone said our family group chat is between me, my mum,

and my brother and it's called the Three Musketeers because Dad left. Sorry, Dad. I love this one. Our group chat is called Mum's Watching, so no swearing. We still do, though. Yeah, like that. Kerry is on our $800 at M.

Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Is that me? That's you. Oh, it's Kerry. Hiya. Oh, Kerry. Sorry, Kiri. Hi, Kiri. Is it me? It's you. Oh, it's Kiri. Hiya. Oh, Kiri. Sorry, Kiri.

Kiri or Kiri? Kiri? Sherry. That's where the confusion was. It's an S. Yeah. Sherry. Yeah, like the fruit.

Kiri? Wait, what is... No, wait. Actually, what is it? I can't hear you. Sorry, what was it? That's okay. Sherry, Kiri, Kiri, what is the name, wait, actually, what is it? I can't hear you. Sorry, what was that? That's okay. Sherry, Kerry, Terry, what is the name of your family group chat?

Mum's Pet Spermies. Oh, yeah. Mum's Pet Spermies. Technically, that's what you guys are. Yep. Yep. Your mum now. Mum named that one, so that's all her.

Wait, did you just, Sherry, did you just say your mum named the group chat? Yeah, that's mum's group chat, so she made that one. Well, technically you are the ones that she decided to keep, aren't you? Your family sounds like a bit of me. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. And is there any other group chats or just that one? No, just that one, just mum and my sisters and I.

I guess the other spermies couldn't really make a group chat, could they? No, they couldn't. They might have their own. They could have their own, yeah. Someone said our family is from South Africa and our group chat is called futsak. Futsak. Futsak. Which means F off

in Afrikaans. That's good. Our last names are Brady, so the group chat naturally is called the Brady Bunch. Yeah. Yep. Yep. That's pretty good.

Like you're just jealous because your last name is not Brady. My family group chat is called Not You C-Words Again. Sounds about right, eh? You'll see those C-Words at Christmas. Sounds about right. These are brilliant. Thank you for sharing. Right now, I want to talk about this.

I want to say it's a relationship test. Okay. It's called the Orange Peel Theory. Yes. Have you ever heard of it? No. Well, it's essentially the idea that you can test your partner with a simple thing to see how they feel about you okay there's a

woman who explains it a lot better than me um let's hear it from her point of view the orange peel theory basically describes that when your partner does an act of service for you that's something that you are perfectly capable of doing on your own for example peeling an orange i asked my partner hey babe would you mind feeling this orange for me and they can either respond with of course love like not a problem at all or they can say no you are perfectly capable of peeling that orange yourself or maybe my partner already has the orange peeled and prepared for me even just a super tiny thing like that reveals so much about their attitude toward you and your relationship so much about relationships is the small things.

Why are you sitting over there smirking? Because I know exactly how my wife would respond to that. What would she say? If I said to her hey babe can you peel this orange for me? Lucy would go, she would pause and she would look at me and she'd go why? Why?

Why do you want me to peel an orange for you? Why can't you peel your own orange? Do it yourself. And I think that's good. I think that's healthy. I decided to put my partner to the test this morning. I secretly recorded her. Okay. And it wasn't an orange, but similar thing,

small little act of service where she'd already made me a tea this morning, which is lovely of her, and I had the audacity to ask her to make me another one. OK. Hey, babe. Yeah? Can you make me another cup of tea? What do you say?

Please, sir, can I have some more? Yeah, sure. OK, I'll take it over here on the couch. You'll take it where I give it to you. Yeah, OK. Okay, I'll take it over here on the couch. You'll take it where I give it to you. Yeah, okay. Fair enough. I'm doing pretty good. Firm but fair.

Firm but fair. I like that. Like I tested the waters a little bit too much. She would be well within her rights too because I know your house, your couch is close to the kitchen but you have to get up. Yeah. She'd be well within her rights to make you the tea. Just put it on the edge of the counter.

So you have to stand up to get it. Yeah, I think that'd be fair. Yeah. She'd be well within her rights to make you the tea. Just put it on the edge of the counter. So you have to stand up to get it. Yeah, I think that'd be fair. Yeah. Did she though? Nah, she brought it to me. Jeez, what a good one. Also, it outed me for the fact of what we say to each other when one of us asks for something and then we always have to respond with please sir can I have some more

oh that is what you have to say to each other that's what we say to each other I thought you were joking I thought you just wanted a simple please nah she

like that's the something that we do you have to do a line from Oliver Twist anytime you want to please sir can I have some more that was very nice

of your partner what are your thoughts in doing you know that TV show Wife Swap just for a week. We can talk. Kiwi woman June Armstrong is in the news today.

She's 77 and she's been hit with a massive fine at the Australian border security at the airport. Oh, no. She arrived without one of those hats that's got all the corks on it to keep the flies away. No, I think you buy them in Australia. Oh, right. I thought you had to have one to get in. That and a knife. Yeah, they're like, where's your knife?

Where's your cork hat? Yep, alright, you're allowed. And then you show them your knife and they go, that's not a knife. This is a knife. Go on, take the knife. Take my knife. Go on through. So this is the story. This is what happened to Kiwi June Armstrong. She boarded a flight from Auckland, I believe, and she boarded, oh no, Christchurch.

My apologies. She boarded a muffin and a gluten-free chicken and lettuce sandwich at Christchurch Airport and caught an early morning flight to Brisbane to visit her family. Okay. She then ate part of the muffin and packed the sealed sandwich in her bag, forgetting all about the food after falling asleep on her flight. Easily done.

When she was filling out her customs declaration form, June did not remember the travel snack that she had tucked away in her bag. Speaking, she said then to the customs officers, I totally forgot about that. Fair enough. I bought it at the airport, did not remember that I put it in my bag. I do apologise.

They said, unfortunately, we will need to hit you with a $3,300 fine today. That is rough. $3,300. She's a pensioner. She's 77. She fell asleep on the flight. She was disorientated. She didn't know where she was.

I saw this story. They told her to bring that chicken sandwich in, she would need to apply for a meat importation license. She goes, it's a goddamn chicken sandwich. She just wanted to throw it out. She was like, I just want to throw it out. She goes, I forgot about it. Can you let me off with a warning?

They said no. She appealed it. She appealed the decision and she actually ended up having to pay $3,700. This story was in the Herald yesterday and a Christchurch business person, an entrepreneur, saw the story, contacted the Herald, asked

for June's contact details and they are paying the fine for her. That's so nice. They said she shouldn't have to deal with this. She's 77 years old and I look, I get it. New Zealand and Australia have some of the strictest border security in the world. And they have to. And they have to because you have to of the strictest border security in the world.

And they have to. And they have to because you have to protect the wildlife and, you know, there's a lot of different things from around the world that you don't want coming in here. But a gluten-free chicken sandwich? And she, I feel like you have to go on energy and the vibe. You know, if you pull up someone at the airport and you're pulling out different bits and pieces of animal carcasses

and they've got fruits and all types of things, you know that she's bought that sandwich at the airport. Let her off with a warning. I hate this story because when we went to Australia last year, Bree roasted me for the sandwich that I had in my bag on my Jetstar flight. That's right. They gave out ham and cheese sandwiches on the Jetstar flight. It was this crappy ham and cheese sandwich. I was like, oh, I'll save that for later. Put it in my bag on my Jetstar flight. That's right. They gave out ham and cheese sandwiches on the Jetstar flight. It was this crappy ham and cheese sandwich.

I was like, oh, I'll save that for later. Put it in my backpack. And then we got to the hotel and I took out my sandwich. I was like, look, I got this sandwich from the plane. And Brie goes, that's got meat in it. You can't bring meat into Australia. What are you doing? I said, are you a flaming galah?

Did you bring that through border security in Australia? Do you know how much the fines are? You could have been June. I'm a bad boy. I do bad things. Did you bring that through border security in Australia? Do you know how much the fines are? You could have been June. I'm a bad boy. I do bad things. You're such a badass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm an international meat smuggler. That's my grinder name. Where did you put the meat? International meat smuggler. I don't want to know where you put the meat. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. I don't know where you put the meat.