ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd October 2024

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. You want to go to school. What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. ZM'sie. Clint. They're all you can't see. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. No show has more pent up rage than this show.

No show has more passive aggression to be loosely distributed across the airwaves this afternoon than the Brie and Clint show. No show minces around more on the airwaves than Brian Clint. We're going to do some mincing, are we? Mate, we mince every day. You know what we don't? Mainly you, but I join in. You know what we don't mince, though? Look, look at the producers mincing around.

You know what we don't mince? Oi! Our words. We do not mince our words. We do not mince words on this show. Everything else, though, mincey AF. Mincey AF. I once accused Matty McLean of mincing.

His house is on the way to the city from my house, so every now and then I'll drive past him walking his dog, and I text him and I just said, I just saw you mincing down Great North Road. And he said, excuse me, I do not mince. I walk with purpose. I.e. mincing. And it takes a mincer to know a mincer. It takes a min, I do not mince. I walk with purpose. I.e. mincing. And it takes a mincer to know a mincer.

It takes a mincer to know a mincer. I'm a notorious mincer. You are notorious. You're a great mincer. Yeah. We could all be so lucky. I'm a pork mincer. Hey, if you haven't already today, go for a mince.

Go for a mince. You've got to get 10,000 minces a day, don't you, to stay healthy. You do. Yeah, yeah. You really do. Get a mince. It's good for your wrists. Today on the show, like we are doing all this week,

we will put someone in the draw to go to the Jingle Ball at 4 o'clock if you can identify our mystery New Yorker. I'm walking here. Hey, I'm walking here. We'll also put someone in the draw to be at the Australian premiere of Wicked where Ariana Grande and Jeff Goldblum will be at 5 o'clock today. If you know who your good witch is, the person who you could rely on to answer the phone if we called,

you need to get in touch with us at 5 o'clock to get in this draw. It's a huge prize, so be listening out just before 5, around 5, if you're hanging out to get yourself in the draw for that. But first, tradie versus lady. $50 cash up for grabs. The tradies had a good win yesterday. Whose will it be today? Bree and Clint.

It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Right, the tradies and the ladies. Score update for people playing along at home. The tradies on 87, the ladies on 93. A lady is calling from Auckland. She's 42 and she won her wedding on the radio. Welcome to the show, Ellie.

Hi, Ellie. Hey, guys. Dare I ask which radio station you won it off? Unfortunately, it wasn't through them. Oh, don't say it then. Don't say it. No, I won it off? Unfortunately, it wasn't for them. Oh, don't say it then. No, I wouldn't either. No, don't say it. No, you tell us what station you used to listen to.

It was Life FM and this was a really long time ago. Really? Interesting. And is the marriage still together? Yes. Oh, well that's a plus. When you win a wedding from Life FM, you're not allowed to get out of it. Oh. That's right.

Yeah, yeah. It's like a binding contract. Part of the deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No divorce. No. Not allowed. Not allowed.

No, not allowed. Well, we're very glad you're here now, Ali. You're taking on our tradie from the Waikato. He is 29, and he is into cars. Welcome to the show, Big John. G'day, John. What is your dream car currently? Probably a V8 Mercedes, to be honest.

Ooh. V8 Mercedes. Like a C63 sort of thing? CLR. Yeah, a C63 wagon. Yes, John. A wagon. Love it.

Okay, John, your buzzer is tradie. Ellie, your buzzer is lady. The first three correct answers will get $50 cash. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is another name for stilettos? High heels. Tradie.

Lady. John buzzed in first. He used the protocol, so we'll go to John for an answer. Highos. High heels. Brady. Lady. John buzzed in first. He used the protocol, so we'll go to John for an answer. High heels. High heels. It is. Ali, you gave him the answer. That's right.

She won't make that mistake again. Question number two. In the musical Wicked, what colour is the bad witch? Have a stab, guys, if you don't know. Lady. Yes, Ali, you just got in. Black and green. Yeah.

Yeah. Well done. Nice work. We would have accepted just green. She turns into the Wicked Witch of the West. Wicked Witch of the West. Yeah. Well done.

One to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradies. John, only by the slimmest of margins. Lily Allen. Lily Allen. Was Lily Allen.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. You need this one, Ali, to stay in it. Name a flavour of Dorito corn chip. Lady. Yes, Ali. Sweet chilli. Sweet chilli, yes.

Well done. I reckon that's the best flavour you can get in New Zealand. It's delish. That means we're all tied up. This is for the win. Question number five. In which part of the car would you find the spark plugs? Trady. John.

Engine. And the engine is correct. Ali, you had a tough deal today, but you played hard, you played strong, but wasn't quite enough. Well done, John. Sweet. It's a much needed win for the tradies. Well done. Brian Clint.

Tradies move to 88 behind the ladies 93. Brian Clint. There is a Canadian chef and he's a bit of a TikToker as well. He has gone in on a Kiwi classic food and whenever this happens, we get our backs up, man. We get very defensive.

Yeah, I mean, it is something that is close to people's hearts. It's their stomachs. Yeah, true. You know? It's also a sense of national identity, I think. Especially for a young country. Like, if we've got a couple of things like, that's us. That's Kiwiana. Yeah. And I think when someone attacks

us, like, we take it very personally. Yeah, it's a very personal thing. Even if deep down we could admit that the food itself is average. Where you're like, eh, it's not the personally. Yeah, it's a very personal thing. Even if deep down we could admit that the food itself is average. Where you're like, it's not the case. No, but it's not that, right? And the Aussies feel the same. You don't get to criticise it. It's not yours.

We can. But not you. We can talk about our shitness, but not you. Exactly. Peter Early, or Early Pete, is his TikTok name. He does this thing where he looks at foods that are big in different countries around the world. And for New Zealand, he's had a real go at Wattie's canned spaghetti on toast. I love Wattie's canned spaghetti on toast. Me too.

The picture he's used is Wattie's canned spaghetti on toast with melted cheese on top that's been put under the grill. Even better. Have a listen to this. Explain this. A New Zealand classic. A comfort food that is literally canned spaghetti on toast. New Zealand, you have lost all credibility in criticising other countries' food. I mean, this is worse than a lot of the slop they serve in American cafeterias.

This is worse than a lot of the boiled dinners that people call food across the world. What are you guys doing? First of all, who hurt you? Calm down. Literally calm down.

Calm your farm. Literally calm down. It's literally spaghetti on toast. Second of all, who are we criticising? Whose food are we criticising? I didn't know we were criticising anybody's food.

He's like, you've lost credibility to attack other countries. I'm like, dude, we're not. When did we? We don't attack anybody's food. We don't even attack their nations. What's he talking about? We just sunk our only Navy ship and it wasn't even in a war. It was just literally just sailing around.

That was heated. I don't believe that he's actually tried it. I've watched the video and I don't believe that he's tried it. I thought that was an English thing. Spaghetti on toast. Baked beans on toast 100% we get that from the English. Yep. Like that's not a Kiwi thing or an Aussie thing.

That's come from the English. I've seen Aussies kick off not Aussies sorry, Italians kick off before about spaghetti in a can. Because it's not spaghetti is it? It's not like. It looks like it, but it's not the same thing. And it could probably do with a different name. But this is... We have spaghetti and then we have spaghetti in a can.

They're two completely different dishes. Different food items. I'm with you, I think, especially for students, especially... It has its place. Especially when you pour spaghetti on toast. My God, it has survived entire families, that meal. I crave it sometimes.

Probably because of all the sugar that's in it. Yeah, maybe. Delish. Is anyone willing to say that there's a piece of Kiwiana food that they're just a bit meh, they're not really into? Look, I could receive hate for this, but I'm willing to go on the record and say

that something that's pretty average, goody goody gum drops ice cream. Pretty. Oh, blasphemous. Averagiana. Oh, I love goody goody gum drops so much. You love it because of the nostalgia. You don't love it because it's actually good. I got

my daughters into it. My wife hates it because we go and get ice creams on a Friday and they now get goody goody gumdrops. I'd rather eat any other flavour. I'd rather eat rum and raisin and that's saying a lot for me. My daughter had goody goody gumdrops, my three year old on the weekend and then had

like a soda stream fizzy water when we got home. She spewed like projectile vomited goody-goody gumdrops all over the lounge. Fizzy gumdrops. Not ideal. Yeah, I just think it's average. Ella, what's the food?

I really don't like pavlova because of the texture. I love pavlova. No. Oh, pavlova's a bit of me. It's not a vegan thing? No, it's not because it's not vegan. It's just yucky. I will say they're yucky.

I've never gotten the hype around it. It's crunchy and soft. There is really good pavlova, and then there's real average pavlova. The supermarket pavlova is pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Decorate it with fresh cream, whipped cream, strawberries, kiwi fruit. Yum. Blueberries.

Without the cake. Okay. Anyone else willing to without the cake. Okay. Anyone else willing to do it? Go on. Anybody want to go in on? You offer something up. You'd have something that you've been keeping a secret. You know my taste buds.

I'm a real basic bro when it comes to food. So all these kiwi foods, fish and chips, Leamingtons. Oh, but you're picking all the good ones. But my cornerstones. True. I have one, but I'm worried about offending half the country. Go on. It's because I didn't grow up with it, I think.

Are you going to say cheese rolls? I love cheese rolls. It's because I didn't, I don't get the hype. As in Southland cheese rolls. I like cheese rolls. Are you having them right? I don't know if I've ever had one. Because, and Southlanders will correct me on this,

but I think you need, it's not just cheese rolled up in bread. It's the Maggi onion mix in there as well. I think they're delicious. I am very willing to try one, like proper one. You need to try the real deal. You need to have it in an Invercargill, and Ross won't let us fly anywhere anymore, so you're not going to get to.

Damn it. Can it come to me or does it not count? Yeah. Okay, we've all said one. You need to offer something up. Give me a minute. I'll figure one out. Okay.

I want everybody else's. I want anyone who's willing to step up and slander the good name of a classic Kiwi food. Brian Clint. I don't know what qualifies him as a chef. He's a TikTok chef, which is, you know. If he's going to have a go at us, we're going to have a go at him. Yeah. I'll come for his throat.

Yeah, you dick. So we thought, look, if someone's doing it, let's just have a go this afternoon at criticising other. Let's get in early. Let's get in early. Yeah, that's a good way of looking at it. So then we can't be hurt because we've already identified New Zealand foods that are a bit average.

You said goody-goody gumdrops. Yep, stand by it. Claudia said Southland Cheese Rolls, which is borderline racist, but you know. I actually want to take my name off that claim now. I know, it was bold. I feel bad about it. It was bold. You should stand behind it, though.

I feel like if you haven't tasted it properly, then you can't really comment yet. And Ella said Pavlova. I also have another one. Okay, there's a bit of support for you on Pavlova. Good, because it sucks. People are saying the taste and texture are a hard no. And I don't care. It's part of the joy of Pavlova.

Why is there a fight between us and Aussie? Aussie can have it. No, we, it's us. It's not yours to give them. Okay, whatever. Another one I hate is cookies and cream. I love cookies and cream. It's not Kiwi, don't worry about it.

Oh, okay, we're fine. What was yours? I've figured it out. Okay. I feel strongly about this. The kiwi food that I believe is completely overrated. And we've got to stop giving this to touring celebrities. Pineapple lumps.

I love pineapple lumps. How dare you? They taste like plastic. Delicious. Nah, they're delicious. I'll give you this. Original pineapple lumps are better than those variations. Those Fijoa ones they did. Oh, I love

the Fijoa ones. They tasted like chocolate covered plastic. I love the pink ones. What were the pink flavour? Like lemonade. I like all the flavours. Raspberry. Well, they're a classic for a reason. So, you know, I'm on the out. We want to know what's the food that you reckon. Completely overrated. Afi is here.

Hi, Afi. Hi, Afi. Hi. I just want to say first, first time caller, long time listener. There you are. There you are. It's great to have you here, Afi. What do you reckon is the Kiwiana food that is fully overrated? I think I'm going to upset my own ethnicity here, but kumara. Oh, jeez.

It tastes like dishwater. Afi, do you think all varieties? Because I like some and not the others. Any kumara, no sweet potato. I love potatoes, but I have a designated half of the kumara bake that's just potatoes for me. That's so funny. Afi, I'm going to say this to you because that's a key feature of this dish,

which is getting a disproportionate amount of criticism on the text machine. A lot of people saying hangi is overrated. Oh, okay. If done right, it's fabulous. If done wrong, it is dry, it is crumb, right. All you can taste is dirty potatoes. And don't even get you started if they're sweet potatoes, Afi. It'll be even worse. It's not even on the co-pub today.

Thank you, Afi. You're awesome. That was great. Let's talk to Amber on 0800Diles.im. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hiya. We're causing...

I'm also... Oh, no, sorry. I'm also a long-time listener. Wait a second, Amber. Hiya. We're causing... I'm also... Oh, no, sorry. I'm also a long-time listener. Wait a second, Amber. Oh, we do appreciate you finally calling through. That's two. Two. We're causing shockwaves here.

What's the food that is overrated? The Kiwi classic that you reckon gets too much attention. Honestly, I reckon most of you guys are going to dislike me for this one. Milo. Milo. Milo. Milo. It's just very weak hot chocolate.

What's the point? You don't ever hear. I might be cracking the door open on something, but when I moved from Aussie to New Zealand seven years ago, I noticed that the Milo here is different. Because Milo's also an Aussie classic. It's an Aussie classic as well. We share that. And I've noticed, and maybe

I'm just seeing things, but I noticed that it dissolves way quicker here. Because in Australia, it kind of sits on the top and then you eat it off the top. We did recently go back to original Milo. They tried to make Milo healthy and then they went back to original Milo. That's a bad idea. Is there a chance you were drinking the healthy

one when you got here, Brie? No, we've had an original Milo in our home for about 10 years and no one wants to drink. Wait, you've had a tin of Milo in your cupboard for 10 years, Amber? I'm not getting told off whenever I drink Milo in your cupboard for 10 years, Amber? I'm not getting told off whenever...

Oh, we're losing her. The Illuminati are trying to wrap Amber up because they don't want her coming for Milo. But, you know, we appreciate you being brave and going for it. Some of the foods coming in, we've asked you, what's the Kiwiana food which is overrated? People are saying custard square. I have to strongly disagree.

A good custard square cannot be beat. I like a custard square. People are saying Fijoa's. When I first tried a Fijoa when I moved here and wasn't a fan, and now I love them. Can't get enough. I love Fijoa's. Someone going, hokey pokey ice cream is yuck.

Oh, bro. Yeah, can hurt your teeth. What about this? Hate, hate, hate kiwi onion soup dip. Looks like throw up and has no business being that cold. That's pretty funny. Take it out of the fridge before you eat it. I quite like, I'm a bit partial to a Kiwi onion dip.

Oh, we'll eat a whole bowl, you and I. Yeah, don't mind it. Easily. Someone coming for Marmite. Someone said I hate macaroni and lasagna, but I don't think either of those are Kiwi foods. Unless you're talking about a macaroni or lasagna topper, that could potentially be classified a Kiwi food.

But yeah, I think that's pride of the Italians. Finally, Delana is here. Hi, Delana. Hi, Delana. Hey. Tell us, Delana, what is the Kiwi food you think is overrated? Pies, mince pies or meat think is overrated? Pies. Mint pies or meat pies.

Pies! Pies? Pies. I hate pies. They're disgusting. What about a butter chicken pie? No. What about a potato top pie?

Nah, it's soggy pastry. It's so yuck. What about a steak and cheese pie with big chunks of steak? Nah, I like fruit pie, but meat pies, disgusting. What about homemade bacon and cheese pie with big chunks of steak. No, I like fruit pie, but meat pie is disgusting. What about homemade bacon and egg pie? No, can't do it. Oh, my God, you've blown my mind. I thought everyone loved pies.

What do you eat when you're driving places? Sausage roll. I usually get a sausage roll, yeah. I do love a sausage roll. Yeah, love a sausage roll. I do love a saucy roll. You know what goes great with a sausage roll is a pie. A pie. Yeah. Well, we asked for roll. I do love a saucy roll. You know what goes great with a sausage roll is a pie. A pie.

Yeah. Well, we asked for controversial takes and you gave us one, Delana, so we appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you so much. I like how she stood strong, you know? Ross Boss, king of the pies, has just come in and done the throat-slitting gesture to get Delana off the airwaves

for criticising pies. Was she a first-time caller? No. She's definitely a last-time caller. Do we have a journey for that? Bree and Clint. Producer Ella is first-time caller? No. Because she's definitely a last-time caller. Do we have a journey for that? Bree and Clint. Producer Ella is on with us at the moment. Hi, Ella.

Kia ora. What's the movie you wanted to talk about? So, no, no, no. There's a really cool article on all these movies and whether they are true or not. If so, how much percentage-wise they're true. Oh, okay. Like movies that are based on true stories.

You know when it says based on a true story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like how much is it based on the true story? Have you watched The Big Short? Yes. Because that was about 2008. About the global financial crisis. Yeah, yeah.

I actually watched that and kind of got it, and I was very proud of myself. That's when America really, really shat the bed. Insane. That movie kind of explained, you're right, explained the GFC to most people. Because no one knew what was going on. Then you watch the movie and you're like, oh, I get it.

And the banks were just giving houses and mortgages to all these people that didn't have the money, blah, blah, blah. It's crazy. Anyway, so there's the article and stats on how true that film, The Big Short, is. Okay. How much of The Big Short was accurate? Well, I'm happy to report 91.4%.

Wow. 91.4% on the accuracy scale. That's a lot. Yeah, right. Wolf of Wall Street? Oh, yeah. The Jordan Belfort story. I feel like it'd be higher.

Yeah, you'd want it to be. It'd be like 96. Ooh, okay, is that your guess? I reckon lower. I reckon they embellished a lot and made him seem cooler than he actually was. 96, lock it in. You want to go 96? I'm going to go 82.

Ooh, Clint's closer with 80%. True. Only 80%. They had to six it up a bit, you know? Well, I just know that Jordan Belfort, the real one, was like they were working with him. Yeah. He's no Leo, though.

You know, he was just a fraudster. Yeah, you kind of have to do true, but then also, yeah, you do need a story. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you know the social network about Facebook and how that was born? Yes.

Yeah. 76.1% true. Okay. So 25% of that was born. Yes. 76.1% true. So 25% of that movie was made up. Yeah, but I'm happy to see that over 50% of these movies are real. Like more than half. I wonder if the fact that the guy that created Napster

actually got involved in Facebook was true. I always think that when I watch that film. Oh, Justin Timberlake's character. Yeah, like the guy who, yeah, created Napster. Good point. I would have thought that Zuck would have sued them if it was... I guess if the stuff that's not true makes you look good, then you don't care.

But it didn't make him look good, did it? No, it made him look like a horrible person. It's true too. And Andrew Garfield's character... Which I think is probably the true parts of that movie. Yeah, probably. Yeah. All right, one more.

Have you seen Hacksaw Ridge? Yes. Oh, the war one. Yeah, and that's Andrew Garfield. World War II, World. Yeah. All right, one more. Have you seen Hacksaw Ridge? Yes. The war one. Yeah, and that's Andrew Garfield Day. And it's where he climbs up that huge wall and carries out something ridiculous, however many injured soldiers he carries out of the battle zone. Yeah, it was such a beautiful movie.

They do show at the end of that movie pictures of the real guy. They do. And videos of him that movie pictures of the real guy. Survivors. They do. And videos of him talking about it. I reckon. I thought you couldn't lie on that. 95. Yeah, I'll go 92. I hope this isn't true because it says 52.7%.

That sucks. Yeah. But by your logic, as long as it's 50% true. I guess so. Maybe it needs to be more than 50. Yeah. They like marvelify it and like Captain America comes. Magic.

It's so interesting when they put on, like at the start of the movie, based on a true story because I always think about this. I'm like, I wonder how much, you know, because obviously you have to movie-fy it. And you have to amp it up and all that. Yeah, and they just say based So you just have to get the core idea And then you can do whatever you want

Was it on the TV show, the Netflix TV show The Anna Delvey TV show Where I feel like they say based on a true story And then it has something else Oh yeah To cover their tracks Yeah, and then a lot of it was Yeah, yeah, they say something like based on a true story

And we've taken a lot of it was, yeah, yeah, they say something like, based on a true story and we've taken a lot of creative license. Oh. Something to that effect. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember, but they, yeah.

In really small writing. Protected themselves. Yeah. There you go. Lord of the Rings. Oh, probably 100%. I think 100%. It's a true story.

It's a true story, yeah. I've been to the place. It's called Hobbiton. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. I've been to the place. It's called Hobbiton. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Lady Gaga has released details about her new music. Her song Disease will be out shortly. It's going to be the first single off LG7, Lady Gaga's seventh album. She posted the cover art for the single On her Instagram account Along with the international release dates and times And New Zealand got a mention No way

We never get a shout out No way She said it's time and date that it'll be released She wrote the time for Paris Yep The time for London Yep The time for New York, Mumbai, Sydney and Auckland.

God. Which makes me think. I knew she was my favourite. Which makes me think when she inevitably tours, maybe she won't skip us. Maybe she won't Billie Eilish us. Truly one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Yeah.

Like I've seen her live and if you haven't. Which tour did you go to? I went to her first one. The Fame Monster tour. The first one. Yeah. Like, I've seen her live, and if you haven't, and if she... Which tour did you go to? I went to her first one. The Fame Monster tour. The first one. Yeah. The one where she sits at the piano and there's a tornado of fire coming out of the piano. Real fire.

Yes. It's unbelievable. I saw that show as well. It was amazing. So good, eh? Yeah, yeah. I was wrestling for the barrier with this enormous drag queen. She won. I was going to say. Yeah this enormous drag queen. She won.

I was going to say. Yeah. I didn't have to ask, to be honest. Disease, the Lady Gaga single, will be out this Friday at 5 o'clock. Oh, my God. I can't wait. Can we play it on our show? Yeah, we'll have to play it.

It'll be the first song we play at 5 o'clock. Yeah. Surely. New Music Friday. New Music Friday, Lady Gaga. Hell yeah. I hope it's nothing like the song that she did with Bruno Mars. I was just about to say that.

Yeah. You're hoping for a bit of a... I'm hoping for a Lady Gaga song. Bring back Gaga. Feet Bruno Mars? No. No, you want just Lady Gaga. Yep.

Yeah, okay. Just Gaga. That's fair enough. Yeah, I just, you know, we haven't had it in so long. This Friday, five o'clock, brand new Lady Gaga. We will be playing it on ZM. Bree and Clint. Have you watched much of the Drew Barrymore show?

Only clips that have come up on my TikTok feed where people are sort of laughing at how she interviews her guests holding hands. She's very intimate with her guests. She gets all up in the grill. But she's very likeable, Drew Barrymore. She's fantastic. She's great. She's been in the business since she was like three.

Yeah. Maybe younger. She's had a hell of a journey. She was the little girl in E.T. Yeah. That's how long she's been in the game. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, she does this talk show and there's this clip that's going around of her today where she's uh playing a a

game of ping pong uh with actor terry cruz oh yes who is brooklyn 99 yes and white he was in white chicks um and a bunch of other stuff he's very funny anyway do the host of america's got talent i believe so yeah yes no he, he is. Anyway, a question comes up where they're talking about if you've ever indoor gardened in public and Drew Barrymore

just spills the tea on herself. Take a listen. Have you ever done the deed in a public place? Oh God. And if so, where? Uh oh. Several, by the way. Bathrooms Have you ever done the deed in a public place? Oh, God. And if so, where? Uh-oh. Several, by the way. Bathrooms, airplanes, backs of cars.

I don't know. I had a good time when I was young. All vehicles. Oh, bathrooms, I guess. She likes to be moving. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, surely the car's parked.

I don't think... I think she meant... Oh, maybe it could have been parked. Surely a parked car. I think the aeroplane was probably moving. Why did my mind go straight to a moving car? Because you probably pictured her in the back of a limo. Oh, it could be in the back of a limo.

Back of a limo. Which would probably be less awkward as far as angles go. Yeah. Well, someone would get a glimpse, you know. I've never managed the back of a car. I can't get the proportions right. A limo would be all right. Back of, depends what car too.

Like if it's in the back of like. If it's a Toyota Estima, people move it. Yeah. And you lie the seats down. And you've got a bit of a headrest. And dad's driving and you say, dad, don't look. Whereas if it's a, I mean, a Yaris, not good for anyone. No, a Yaris.

Nah. That's going to end in an injury. Yeah, a Toyota Jazz. Yeah. None of that. I said jazz, by the way. I don't actually have anything exciting to contribute to this topic. I'm very

meat and two veg. Pardon you? By that I mean... I think the word you were looking for is vanilla. Vanilla. I think it's meat and three veg too. Oh see that's a little bit more scandalous. Yeah but it's a little less... Clint's so beige that he's meat and two veg. Just two veg see, that's a little bit more scandalous. Yeah, but it's a little less...

Clint's so beige that he's meat and two veg. Just two veg, just the Brussels sprouts and potatoes. You're not even meat and three veg. The saying meat and three veg is a bit less phallic than meat and two veg though, isn't it? Meat and two veg is definitely more phallic. Yeah, yeah.

My point is, God, I'm all flustered now. I haven't done it anywhere interesting. You, Thomas Hale? Didn't we hear rumours of a baseball diamond? Yes. Yeah, that was true. Early in my career. School playground?

No. Oh, there was someone else I worked with. Yeah, someone else you worked with. Look, do you guys have the CWA here? No. What's the equivalent of that? It's like a, anyway, they meet at like halls and community centres. Oh yeah, like the Lions Club.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do it at a Lions Club? Yeah, we're making Leamingtons. Look, look, look, look, look, look We have to be very careful with this There's family members around So the code word is indoor gardening We want to know

You just give us two words You just say two words We won't ask any questions about it And we might, but You know We're not going to go into it Yeah, yeah, we won't go into it No

We won't go into it We just want you to tell us Yeah, just call up and say The craziest place you've indoor gardened in public. Yeah. In two words or less. Lawyer's office. Yeah.

That sort of thing. Beehive. One word, but yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah. Beehive. I mean, that would be scandal. Naughty fatwa room, if you're the mayor of Auckland. Yeah.

You know? You get the idea. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. In two words, can you tell us the most exciting location that you have indoor gardened? Bree and Clint. Drew Barrymore has shared on her talk show the craziest places she has indoor gardened in public.

Have you ever done the deed in a public place? Oh, God. And if so, where? Uh-oh. Several, by the way. Bathrooms, airplanes, backs of cars. I don't know. I had a good time when I was young.

Oh, she cries a girl. Naughty, naughty. Naughty, naughty girl. We're going to keep this as above board as we can. Our code word is indoor gardening. You know what that means. And we don't need to know details. We just want to know a couple of words as to where is the craziest place.

Something that gives us a little hint, you know, like this text. Beached catamaran. Great. Lovearan. Great. Love it. Or this one, skate park, graveyard, beer garden. Is that all from the same person? It's all from the same person. Jeez, has that person ever done it indoors?

Someone texted through and said, sun lounger, Mykonos Beach Club. Damn. Don't get sunburn on your butt cheeks. Someone said hospital elevator. That's very Grey's Anatomy. That is very Grey's Anatomy. And must have been quick too to make it in between floors. You know?

Must have been. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Bing, bong. Yeah, they only went up one floor. Someone else said beehive car park. You asked for beehive? I did ask for the beehive. Yep. Who's car park? Yeah, who's car park. You asked for Beehive? I did ask for the Beehive. Yep.

Whose car park? Yeah, whose car park? Was Winston there? All these questions. Good question. This person wants to be anonymous. Understandable. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Just give us two words, okay? Just give us a little hint of where it was. I'll give you one word. Monument. No, we're going to need another word. Wait, is it the trout?

Yeah, which... On a monument? What monument? On a monument. On a monument. On a monument. Yeah, but we need to know which monument. Are we talking like...

Yeah, can you name the monument? Is it the Gore Brown Trout? Is it the Corrigated Iron Sheep in Tito? Is it what? No, nothing sort of too famous. More in a small area of where I live. Wasn't it a war monument? Was it anonymous?

Yeah. No, not at all. No, it wasn't. I was going to say, I know what it is. Anonymous. It was the LNP bottle, wasn't it? You saucy winks. All right, Anonymous wants to keep some secret secret.

That's fine. Let's go to Anonymous number two. Hi. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us, my friend, a couple of words, however many it takes, you describe Crazies Place. Work car park.

Work car park. Work car park. Where do you work? It's a really, really big company. She can't say. Do you still work there? I don't want to say, yeah. Is it Bunnings Warehouse?

Nah. Because at Bunnings Warehouse, car park's always dark. Anonymous, the lowest prices are just beginning. No, it's a night shift and day shift sort of workplace. Wait, I need to know, was it with your partner or another employee? We don't have assigned car parks, but there's cameras. No, no, the person you were doing it with. Yeah.

Yeah, it was an employee. Wait. So did you guys sneak out into the car park? Yeah. Saucy. Okay, no more details, okay? We just want a little bit. Someone texted and said ancient castle ruins.

How very medieval. Yeah. I wonder if it was at Stonehenge. Yeah. Or the Acropolis. Someone said Queenstown Airport. Someone else said Raglan Sand Dunes. And this bloody paraglider kept circling above us and watching.

Oh, no. Someone else said Skyline Gondola. I used to work there. Princess Bay Wellington. Oh, yeah. Someone else said Cathedral Car Park. Yeah. Fire Truck.

Fire Truck would be pretty hot. New Zealand Navy Helicopter. Cool. Nathan's here. Hi, Nathan. Hi, Nathan. Hi. Tell us, Nathan, you must have a ripping one. If you're going last, tell us where's the

craziest place you've indoor gardened in public? Sure. Ice cream truck. Ice cream truck? An ice cream truck? Like a Mr. Whoopie van? Yeah. Are you making whoopie in the Mr. Whoopie? Nathan, were you serving soft

serves in there, were you? I hope not. I hope you were serving a sundae with nuts. Hard serve. Can I get a flake with that? Thanks, Nathan. Someone texted and said, the ruins of Pompeii. What?

There are people in Pompeii who are fossilised embracing each other because it happened so fast. Pretty disrespectful of you to go in there and do it. That's a little bit far. What if the volcano went off again? God, there is someone that has text through like 18 different places.

I can't go through them all. There's so many, though. Someone said Hamilton Lake. That's not sexy. Hamilton. Is that where I drank from? No Hamilton Lake. That's not sexy. Hamilton. Is that where I drank from? No, you drank from the Waikato River. That would be sexy.

Okay. Lighthouse. And then they've put in brackets on top of it. On top of it? I guess up where the light is. Oh, that's pretty cool. I like that one. The kids' new Christmas trampoline.

Well, you spend all night assembling that thing. Nothing brings you closer together. You've done such a great job, babe. You've done such a great job. Someone said Taupo Lake. And then another person straight after, in Lake Taupo. Cold. Golf course, wedding reception at the table.

Oh, man. What kind of wedding was it? Were you a part of the people getting married? Were you one of the people getting married? Please tell me you were. Sixth form common room. RSA? Jeez, okay.

Yeah, the RSA. Farmer's changing room. Like, it's crazy how many texts we're getting. Like, there's so many people texting through. Yeah. On the roof of Wellington Stadium. That is crazy impressive. I wonder if they were in the harness.

Yeah, it's so windy up there. Yeah, safety first. Lake Pukaki. I'm going to leave it there. Yep. I think that is. Can't top it. Lake Pukaki, everybody.

Yes. It's that time of the week. We're going to play a round of Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. I have definitely remembered and have prepped accordingly.

Have you got no questions ready for us? I've got an idea. It's all good. I've got an idea. We're a well-oiled machine at the Brian Clint Show. Sure are. Google down. You can text through the name of the person you think is going to win.

Clint, Ella or Claudia, they are your options to 9696. Shocking come from behind. Well, I don't know if it was come from behind. I won last week. Yes, you did. Claudia, the reigning Google Down champion, had her worst week probably ever. I'd say ever. And you know what's even worse?

You won the week before as well. So I'm on a bad streak. That is worse. I'm just giving people information to factor into their texts, okay? I'm not bra worse. I'm just giving people information to factor into their texts, okay? I'm not bragging. I'm just giving the stats.

Have we missed a game of Google Down? Nope. Nope. Nope. Did we do the book version last week? Yeah, we did.

Sorry, you've used those ones. Just chicken. That one was really hard. Just chicken. The book one was fun. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk.

You can try and back yourself the winner in this game and pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Your options are Clint, Claudia or Ella. And here's how the game works. I'm going to ask the questions. I've put these into Google. I'm looking for the answer that comes up on Google. If you're the first to yell it out, you get a point.

First to three wins the game. Are we ready? Yep. Are you ready? Yes. Good question. I definitely haven't just collated all of the questions I haven't used over the past however many weeks and put them into one.

It's a leftovers edition. One mash-up game. Love it. But, hey, that's a bit of fun. And let's kick it off with question number one. What is the oldest known book in existence? The Diamond Sutra. We did this last week.

Yeah. Okay. So the answer to my question before was no. So no points there. Okay, let's kick it off here. How many Grammys has Adele won? 16. 16, damn it.

That was quick from Claudia. One point to you. Question number two. How much is Emma Watson worth? $85 million. That's correct. Yeah, $85 million. Damn it. $85 million. God damn

it. What are you? Stop. Is correct. It's not fun anymore. I just want to win one point. I'll just do, I'll guess the next one. Okay, you're going to guess the next one. Thanks. Yeah, that's a touch.

Okay, okay, I'll play ball here. Okay. Question number three. How old is Justin Bieber? 29. 30. 30? No!

You were close, Claudia. That may have been the greatest win in Google Down history. You're one off. Is he recently 30? I'm not sure, but he is 30. 1st of March, 1994. I got that joke. It was good.

Okay, one to Clint, two to Claudia. Here comes your next question. Who said the more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is... Oprah Winfrey. Wow. Oprah Winfrey. Oh, my gosh. Got it.

How? How are you doing this? I just have a really good Google skill. I didn't even finish it. I just want to win. Didn't need you to. Can you finish the quote for us, please? I can.

She says, the more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. That's right. And would you like to celebrate your win with Tiana? Hi. Hi, Tiana. Hello. God, you backed the right horse.

That was too good. That was a masterclass. Yeah. I forgot the Justin Bieber one. Oh, between the two of us, we would have aced it. It was a masterclass. If she hadn't free-balled, she would have won it in three. So.

What have we learnt? Awesome, thank you. Always pick and choose your times to free-ball. I'm free-balling right now. Me too. Not me. I want to go home. Not me.

I want to go home. Bree and Clint. Speaking of guessing what's in your underwear, let's talk sausages. Bree. Well, I'm just saying. Bree. I love a sausage. This is about delicious sausage meat, okay?

Sausages. Yeah, what did I say? New Zealand's greatest sausage. It's crowned yearly, okay, to prestigious awards. This is very high stakes. So very clever, too, doing it just before barbecue season. Yeah, I mean, it's genius. Get sausage on the mind.

And I've been trying to get it off my mind, but I just can't. I do love a good sausage. I think it's a whole meal, especially when you put it in bread. I can't say I've got much time for a pre-cooked sausage. I will go on the record and say I'm not a fan. No. However, there is a category this year for best pre-cooked sausage. Is there?

In the Great New Zealand Sausage Awards. Yes. Okay. Well, good to see that they're getting, you know, noticed. Show me a good pre-cooked sausage. I'm open to it. I bet there is good ones. But my mind just

goes Hutton's Sizzler and I'm like, ugh, cardboard sausage. Not great. Anyway, do you want to hear, should we talk sausage? Yeah, let's talk sausage. So the 2024 Great New Zealand Sausage Competition has a range of categories. Best Traditional Sausage went to Westmere

Butchery in Auckland. Oh, it's a great butchery. God, they do a good job. The old Westmere Butchery in Auckland. Oh, it's a great butchery. God, they do a good job. The old Westmere Butchery have been there many, many times. Their pork and leek sausage is the best traditional sausage. Yeah, they do incredible sausages there. Correct me if I'm wrong. Pork is a traditional sausage, isn't it? A pork sausage.

Traditionally, sausage is pork. Is that right? Is that fair to say? Or is it a bit of whatever you can get in there? I mean, growing up, we... Did we have beef? We just had beef. Would you have known?

Yeah. As a kid, you wouldn't. People's Choice, the people's sausage. Who's the people's sausage? Mapari Meats in Mount Wellington. Oh, shout out. For their venison chorizo sausage. That sounds epic.

Too spicy for me. Best pork sausage. Princess Street Butcher and Kitchen in Dunedin. Yum. For their traditional pork sausage. Nothing better than a pork sausage, can I say. What about a beef sausage that went to New World Te Rapa in Hamilton? Good to see the supermarket sausage getting in there.

Some supermarkets put real effort into their sausage. I know good butchers who work for supermarkets and they go ham on the sausages that they make. No, I don't know if they're putting ham in it. That's pork. Sorry, no, they go hard. Angus Beef from New World Te Rapa, Hamilton. Best chicken sausage? I've got time for a chicken sausage. Oh, no, they go hard. Yeah. Angus B from New World Tarapa, Hamilton. Best chicken sausage?

I've got time for a chicken sausage. Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't say it's the first sausage I grab. Chicken sausage to me feels like a healthy sausage. Does it? Yeah, I don't know why, but it does. I don't know if it is. I'm having chicken sausage for breakfast at the moment.

Chicken sausage and eggs. Hey, if it makes you feel better about it. Both ends of the chicken. Yeah. Then go for it. Best chicken sausage in New Zealand, if you want it. It's from Link's Quality Meats in Dunedin again.

God, Dunedin's picking up some awards. Stuff this in your gob. They do a maple and sriracha chicken sausage. That sounds, yeah, it's because it's salty sweet. Would eat.

Hashtag would eat. Salty, sweet, hot. Salty, spicy. No, sweet, spicy. Sausage. Controversial pre-cooked sausage time. Okay. Oh, here we go. Who's taking it out? The best pre-cooked sausage in New Zealand is from Zaiora

Meats in Parnell. They do a cheese taranaki sausage. Taranaki what? That's pre-cooked. You don't know what's in it, do you? It could be anything. From taranaki, it could literally be marijuana.

Sounds alright. Oh, pre-cooked. I get it now. It is. Oh, it is marijuana. It's the sausage you eat after you... So you get pre-cooked and then you go and get the taranaki sausage. Oh, it is marijuana. It's the sausage you eat after you... Pre-cooked. So you get pre-cooked and then you go and get the Taranaki sausage. God, that's genius.

And the supreme sausage. Who is packing the best sausage in New Zealand in 2024? So wait, this is the top of the top. Top dog. The best sausage is from Westmere Butchery in Auckland. Which one? Very fancy suburb Westmere in Auckland. For which?

The Pork and Lake. Pork and Lake sauce. Pork and leek sauce. I might get some of those on the way home. There'll be a queue. Yeah, there will be a queue. There'll be a huge queue down the street. Yeah, I'll give it a few weeks. Yeah.

There's always a queue actually at that place. There is. It's so popular. Yeah, yeah, but it's great. It's a real small business success story. It's just a little butchery on the corner there. Deserves to be popular. Yeah, go out, support your local butchers, buy some sausages.

Yeah, shout out to the butchers around New Zealand. You guys do a great job. We love you guys. Hashtag sausage chat. Bree and Clint. We don't do a lot of rugby content on this show, to my disgust, but we're going to do some this afternoon because this is big and somehow relevant to our show.

The Wallabies have named a very, very famous name in their end-of-year tour squad, and this is not a name that you would usually see associated with rugby. I didn't even know that this person could play rugby, to be honest. Who is it? The person who will be making their international rugby debut. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Harry Potter.

Harry Potter. Harry Potter will make his international rugby debut. He's 26. He lives in Perth. But he is from the UK. Is his actual name Harry Potter? His name is Harry Potter. Have a listen.

Yeah, born over in the UK. Moved over here to go to high school and, yeah, lived in Melbourne from 11 and then, yeah, grew up down in Melbourne, went to uni up in Sydney, played some rugby up there and then started playing professionally a little bit in Melbourne but mostly over in Leicester for the last few years. And, yeah, now I'm here. Harry Potter.

God, he tells a long story. The boy who lived. Struth, the last few years. And yeah, now I'm here. Harry Potter. God, he tells a long story. The boy who lived. Struth, the boy who lived. That's the most Australian sounding Harry Potter I've ever heard. Yeah, he doesn't sound like he's from England. Sounds Aussie. By school, he said he moved over here to go to school. I assume he means Hogwarts.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so when did the first... Yeah, through the timeline. Harry Potter. Yeah, when did the first Harry Potter? Yeah, when did the book come out? Who came first, Harry Potter the rugby player or Harry Potter the book?

That's a good question. First book came out, here we go, 1997. Book wins, just. Just. This Harry Potter came out in 1998. Out of the womb. Yeah, 1998. Is that right?

If he's 26, he came out in 1998. Yeah. Yeah, say it confidently enough, people will believe you. Wait, so the parents would have known. Not necessarily. How long did it take for the book to get famous? I think it got famous instantly. Did it? I'm famous instantly. Did it?

I'm pretty sure. Did it? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Let's ask the potheads. Ella? Claudia? Well, Ella wouldn't.

It's before Ella's time. Okay, I do know that J.K. Rowling went to a lot of publishers and got denied. With the idea. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, lots and lots. But that was to get it published. So what Bree's saying, that would be the publishing date. Well, the movie came out in 2001,

so it would have taken a year or two to film, takes you back to 99. And it would have to be a really big deal. Already popular. I feel like it was pretty instant. The books are already insanely popular on their own, right? Yeah. Well, maybe they just named him after Harry Potter.

I wonder, eh? Maybe they just... Maybe they saw their opportunity, they? Yeah. Well, maybe they just named him after Harry Potter. I wonder, eh? Maybe they just... Maybe they saw their opportunity, they had the last name Potter, and they said, God, we've got to take this opportunity here. People will be... The commentators are going to have a field day. Anything he does, they'll be like, that is wizardry from Harry Potter for the Australian wallabies.

He's really got on his broom there and he's really taken it too far this time. If he gets a cut or something on his head, they'll be like, oh, it's going to leave a very famous scar. He's absolutely double-doored him. Harry Potter will play for the Wallabies this year, which is quite incredible. I thought we could open the conversation up.

No, he's in Gryffindor. Oh, he's in, yeah. He plays for Gryffindor. He's going to play for Gryffindor and the Wallabies. Okay, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could open it up to people with famous names this afternoon. Either you or someone you know or work with that has a famous name. I had a friend of a friend whose name was Chris

Brown. Yes. He was studying marketing. There's that guy on TV in Australia. He's a vet and had a TV show and his name was Chris Brown. Chris Brown Bondi vet. Yeah. Who else?

I mean, Skinny do all those ads with the famous people around New Zealand. So we know they exist. So those are a classic. I used to work with a guy who worked in ad sales whose name was Michael Bolton. And he didn't find this funny at all. I thought Michael, that you got a famous name. Yeah, change your name to Mike. Yeah.

What, do you want a boring name? I'd rather be called Michael Bolton than Chris Brown. Oh, 100 dollars at M or text 9696. Who's got a famous name? Bree and Clint. This weekend, or maybe not this weekend, but he's just been named to go on tour with the Wallabies. Harry Potter.

God, so exciting. I wonder if he's going to bring his Quidditch skills to the rugby field. Bring Ron and Hermione. There's so many shit Harry Potter jokes you could do. He plays for the Western Force in Super Rugby. Don't know that word. I hadn't heard of him before, but he's out there now. Why aren't we making more fun of this guy?

His name is literally Harry Potter. I love it. Harry Potter. Do you reckon other players on the field are just going to be like, Potter? Potter. The boy who lived. Potter. So we want to know who's got the famous name.

Who do you know with a famous name? Mark's called up. G'day, Mark. Hello, Mark. How yous going? All right? Good, thank you, Mark. Who's the person with the famous name?

It's actually my dad. A few people listening might be a bit young to know who the person is, but my dad's got the first name Paul and my surname's Simon. So he's Paul Simon. Your dad is Paul Simon from Simon and Garth, Uncle. No way. And I've been also a property manager for a few years as well and I've got a few quite funny tenants.

I've got a Janet Jackson and a Bridget Jones. You do not. You do not. You're kidding. What's Renee's little wigger like in real life? I wish. Tell Janet she can have a discount if she gets you an autograph from Michael. She won't be sick of those jokes yet.

She won't. She won't have had them her whole life. She'll be like, ha-ha, so funny. Someone texted in and said, I used to work with Jackie Chan. He was a web developer. They even got him on one of those skinny ads because his name is really Jackie Chan. I love it. Those skinny ads are great.

I did a bit of digging into them one time, and they have to be legit. Like, you can't be, they can't make it up. Yeah, it has to be real. It has to be real. Lewis Hamilton from Rotorua. I feel like we've talked about this woman before on the show. They said, my town has a real estate agent named Sandra Bullock. Yeah.

That was the jump off last time, I think. She's in South Auckland, I believe. Yeah. And she sold her house to Graham Norton. Did she? Or she sold Graham Norton's house. Not the real Graham Norton. Oh, that's why we talked about it.

Yes, because of the connection. And everyone thought it was crack up from memory. I don't think she really liked it. Yeah. I think she's like, I'm a serious real estate agent. Here's a funny one. I know a guy whose name is Rhys Darby. He's a sheep farmer. Not's a funny one. I know a guy whose name is Rhys Darby. He's a sheep farmer. Not

nearly as funny. But Rhys Darby would play a great sheep farmer. He would. He really would. Someone texted in, my dad is Gordon Ramsay. My husband's uncle is Michael Jackson. I am Elizabeth Taylor. Oh my God, Elizabeth Taylor. God, how many times have you been married? Caitlin's here. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Who's the person with the famous name?

So I work with a Katy Perry, and it's always quite funny to tell people that you've got Katy Perry in your contact. Yeah. You're having lunch with Katy Perry. Yeah, and you can be like, I can prove it. Look, Katy Perry, there she is. Is it the Katy Perry that was on that skinny ad? No, no, it's another Katy Perry, actually.

Oh, my God, another Katy Perry. God, they're just everywhere, aren't they? How many Katy Perrys have on that skinny ad? No, no. It's another Katy Perry, actually. Oh, my God. Another Katy Perry. God, they're just everywhere, aren't they? How many Katy Perrys have we got? Yeah. Okay, thanks, Kate. Oh, what's your last name, Caitlin? Oh, just Caitlin Smith. Oh.

I thought Jenna or... Caitlin. Oh, yeah, right. Caitlin Jenna. I'm Smith. Caitlin Smith. You could go by Katie. Caitlin could be Katie, but yeah.

Katie Smith. Katie Smith. Is there any famous Katie. Caitlin could be Katie, but yeah. Katie Smith. Katie Smith. Is there any famous Katie Smith? I'm sure there is a famous Katie Smith. Wait there, we'll get Claudia at the research desk onto it. Maggie Smith, yes. My dad's name is Ross Taylor, the New Zealand cricketer. That's good.

Someone said, I know a Hermione Liviosa. No, you do not. You do not. It's Liviosa. My niece is Grace Kelly, You do not. It's Liviosa. My niece is Grace Kelly, and she is a brilliant singer and actress. She's 14 years old. That's cool. She had to be with a name like that.

I end up being like Grace Kelly. My husband worked at Domino's in the early 2000s with both Dan Carter and Conrad Smith at the same time. That's wild. That's wild that it was in the 2000s when those guys were both all blacks as well. Yeah. Someone else said I dated a Sam Cain.

The amount of times he had to be like, no, not the rugby player. Well, you imagine that, but your name is Dan Carter. People would be disappointed when they met you because you weren't the real Dan Carter. You know, you'd make a reservation at a restaurant and they'd be going, oh, oh, your table's over here. Oh, okay. Someone said, my name is Ryan Reynolds and I get told nearly every day that they loved me in Deadpool or I get the skinny. Oh, yeah, because they want you on the skinny ad.

You should just do it. Yeah. Our son's name is Jack Daniel. You guys did that, though. Yeah, you made that choice. Is that how he was conceived, to be honest with us? Bit of Jack Daniel. This is my son, Jack Daniel.

This is his brother, Jim Beam. And this is his sister, Coke. I thought you were going to say Malibu. Oh, Malibu. Malibu's a good one. Sandra Bullock, we've done that one. And that'll do us. So I went to school with Paul Newman.

The guy who makes the sauces. That's so good. Birthday banger next. Should we do a birthday banger? Yeah, let's do a birthday banger right now. Number one songs when you turn 16. If you want to know what yours is, give us a call now. 0800 dial ZM.

Brian Clint. Someone said my cousin's name is Beyonce. No, it's not. Prove it. Your cousin's name is Beyonce. I don't know if that's true. Imagine naming your baby Beyonce. Someone would have. You name her after the singer and you're like, sorry?

Someone would have. Like someone would have named their kid Beyonce. 100%. We were talking before about people with famous names and someone texted in to say that their cousin's name is Beyonce and we said no. That's not true. No, it's not true.

They texted her and they said, I am so serious. I need to meet Beyonce. Beyonce. That person has to be called Beyonce for the rest of their life. Have you ever heard of someone having the name Beyonce other than Beyonce? No. Neither. Just like I've never met someone with the name Madonna.

Yeah. Or the name Lady Gaga. Oh, no. There's a Madonna character on Shortland Street. Is there? Yeah. Yeah, not real life though. True.

I was like, oh, okay, but actually, yeah. Anyway, if Beyonce is listening, great to have you listening, Beyonce. Yeah, we'd love for you to call through. Love the Lemonade album. It's fantastic. Let's do some birthday bangers. Three people, what was the song that was number one on their 16th birthday?

Stick around, we're about to find out. Big Kev is going to go first. Hey, Kev. G'day, Kev. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad. Oh, good to hear, Kev.

Good to hear. What is your date of birth? 26 June 1960. All right, that means you were 16 in 1976. And Kev, here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a bit ABBA, Kevin. What do you reckon?

Average. Yeah. Not ABBA's best. Not ABBA's best. It's got no beats. It's no gimme, gimme, gimme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you hoping for, Kev? Lid zipline? Oh, yeah, something a bit more cool.

Or queen. Or queen. Oh, yeah, okay. Kev, that would have been bloody brilliant. Oh, well, wait there. We're going to do Gemma's birthday banger. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma.

Hi. What have you been doing today, Gem? Just working and just watched my daughter play volleyball, so that was fun. Did they win? They did, actually. Oh, lovely. Lovely. Good to hear.

What is your date of birth, Gemma? 10th of November, 1988. All right. That means you were 16 in 2004, and we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banner. Oh, we said we were lacking a beat. No such problem here. Here we go.

With a bit of Eric Prince. You ever seen the music video to this song, Gemma? Oh, it's been a while. A lot of spandex. A lot of spandex. A lot of thrusting. You got a good one, Emma. I like it.

Okay, wait there, Gemma. Let's talk to Lucas for the last birthday banger. Hi, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. G'day. What have you been doing today, Lucas? I'm just working and I'm off to the gym at the moment. Oh, good boy.

What are you doing at the gym? Bitter shoulders and triceps today. Yep, yep, yep. Do you eat before the gym or after, Lucas? Sorry, what, yep. Do you eat before the gym or after, Lucas? Sorry, what was that? Do you eat before the gym or after? After. Straight from work to the gym, eat after.

Yeah, right. God, you're making me feel like I'm not achieving anything today. But good on you. We just had Pringles. Yeah, we did. What is your birthday, Lucas? The 10th of June, 2003. All right, that means you were 16 in 2019.

And back on that day, this was at the top. Can't nobody tell me nothing. Can't tell me nothing. The song was huge when it came out. Your fan, Lucas? Oh, could be better, could be worse. Could be better, could be worse. Could be better, could be worse. Fair enough.

It doesn't matter because I'm voting for Eric Prides. Call on me. I'm going with Gemma. We're playing that one for sure. It's a standout. Gemma would think so as well. Gemma, you've won birthday banger. Woo-hoo!

That's exciting. It is exciting. It is exciting. It's 20 years old next month. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know. Oh, don't say that.

Eric Prides and Call On Me. This is a birthday banger on ZM with Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. Aed and Bree and Clint. A birthday banger today. From Eric Prides. From the year 2004. Call on me.

That's Gemma's birthday banger. Someone just texted and said, I always thought this song said, I'm on weed. I'm on weed. I'm on weed. It could be. It could be on weed. It could be. It could be, yeah.

It could be. We don't know. We don't know. Also, people used to think it said. 420, 420, 420. Yeah, yeah. People thought it said Colin Meads, the famous all-back player. Colin Meads, Colin Meads.

What is it? Oh, there's been so many of those now. Osaka? Little back line. Colin Meads. Colin Meads. Honey in the sun. What is it? Oh, there's been so many of those now. Osaka. Oh, I love that one. I learned it while I was here. No. Oh, Why Suck You No Whole Lot.

Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. But there's been other ones, so then they get mixed up in my mind. Bree and Clint. Ella, our wonderful 23-year-old producer, is engaged to be married at the moment. She's getting married early next year. And she said to us today, Brie, that her fiancé gave her the ick. Didn't you, Ella? Yeah, this was a while ago.

I've been sitting on it because I actually felt bad for pointing it out. That was my question to you guys. Do you point out X? And then we got into a big heated debate about if I have the X or not. Yes. And I said to you, if you did have the actual X, you would not still be together. Which I get if you're like dating or at the seeing stage.

But sometimes your partner is going to do something that you're not fully into or attractive to, which I think is the ick. That's not the ick. That's not the ick. The point I think Brie is trying to get at is the word ick has been diluted and is currently being misused because you actually can't recover from the ick. Exactly. It's not recoverable.

Yeah. It's not. Who said that? Because you, so, trust me. Are you willing to listen? We, we are the older generation. Listen to your elders. We came up with it.

So you sit back and relax. You did not come up with it. We came up with it. Whoa. I was not agreeing with you until it was in there. I feel like Gen Z did. Well, to be honest, Gen X probably came up with it. Okay, stop Googling.

You genuinely don't understand. It's from Ally McBeal. Who's that? I mean, that's Gen X. On the cusp. We watch Ally McBeal. It's from 1997. That's millennial.

Yeah, millennial. Once you get the ick, you can't recover from it. You can't see that person as attractive anymore. That's what the ick actually is. This is the thing. It's not just the ick isn't one thing that's given you the ick. The ick is a feeling that you can't recover from and it's hard to describe and you just are repulsed by that person.

The person becomes repulsive. So what am I feeling then? So you're just feeling like it's a turn off. You're embarrassed by him. I feel like you can have the ick for one specific thing about them. And it's not just like them in general, but like that gave me the ick. That's not the ick. Then what is it?

It's been, like Clint said, it's been turned into something else. The ick is a feeling. How's that? It's ick. Yeah, it's an ick. It's an ick. Yeah. But to have the ick, I think it's an important cultural reset.

The ick. To have the ick, it's unrecoverable. You can't recover from it. And good people have lost great relationships by no fault of their own. And it's unexplainable. It's unexplainable. The ick is unexplainable. When it happens to you, you go,

I didn't know that watching him play indoor soccer with his indoor soccer team was going to make me feel this way about this person who up until now I was incredibly attracted to. How he tucked his shorts into his T-shirt too high and it's just all over. Someone on the text machine said, you're talking about a pet peeve. But he only did it once.

Isn't a pet peeve more of an annoyance? Okay, how about you tell us what he did, and then we can decide. He is a little bit like Clint, actually. A little bit flamboyant here and there. Like right now, you're crossing your legs. Ryan will cross his legs. But what he did that gave me the ick was he sat on his... How do I explain this?

Sat on his two legs. On his knees. On his knees. Yes. With his little feet sticking out at the back. He sat on his feet. And he sat on them. And it looked quite.

Childish. Yeah. You were going to say feminine. No. Careful now. Yeah. No, genuinely, it just gave me the ick. I just did not.

So, so. But it wasn't. So that is something that could do it. It could do it. It is something as simple as that, but I will say it wasn't the ick because you wouldn't be together. Well, there's a test. Since you saw him sit like that,

have you and your fiancé Ryan been intimate? Are you still attracted to him? Yes. Oh, then it's not the ick. Have you kissed him on the lips? Yes, of course. Were you physically repulsed by his touch? I just told him off.

Were you physically repulsed by his touch when he kissed you? No. Then you don't have the ick. Congratulations, you don't have the ick. Someone said, hi, I had the ick with my ex for the last year of our two and a half year relationship. I didn't want to touch him or go near him. That is

the ick. Elle is just noticing a fault she doesn't like. It's not the ick. But I felt bad for telling him so I'm not going to tell him anymore. You should tell him because if you bottle those things up you will eventually get the ick. But I heard his feelings.

Yeah, well you're going to get married. He was just trying to sit on his knees. Hey, people are with us. They're in our camp. Someone said the ick is irreversible. Of course they're in your camp. How is Ella to know that? To be honest. She thought she invented the ick.

Her and her generation invented the ick. Do you know what? Both of you are giving me the yook right now. Both of you. I want to go home. That's all right. You'll recover pretty quick. Yeah.

It's team Bree for you. Yeah. Oh, Bree. Oh. I'm actually giving ourselves the yook right now. Bree and Clint. Sit in, Bree and Clint. That's Gigi Perez,

who by all research that we can do is a girl, a female solo artist. That sounds like a male folk band to me, but we've Googled it out and we've been looking all day

and from what we can tell, Gigi Perez is a girl. Yeah, cool voice. Cool voice. Very cool voice. Sounds like, what sounds like all that folky stuff?

A folk band. Yeah, sounds like Noah Khan or Mumford and Sons or. Oh, bring back Mumford and Sons. Of Mice and Men or. What Mumford do we have in the system? Oh, we've got plenty. Mate, no one's got more Mumford. We play more Mumford than anyone else in this country.

Mumford and Sons is so embarrassing. I like Mumford and Sons. They're so embarrassingly millennial. Like when you look at them in their suspenders with their moustaches and their kick drum. We play so much Mumford & Sons. We play Mumford & Family. I will wait, I will wait for you.

You been to a Mumford & Sons concert? I sure have. It's like a barn dance. It's so good. Yeah, yeah. And I just feel like there's so much love in the room in a Mumford & Sons concert. I went to a New Zealand Music Awards once where the Mumford & Sons were in attendance.

This happened to be in town, so we were like, shit, we can get some internationals at our music awards. So they got a table, and Marcus Mumford was there. He's the lead Mumford. The rest are his sons obviously um and he was there with his wife carrie mulligan the beautiful the stunningly beautiful he's married to carrie mulligan i didn't know that and she was there too they were at a table i tell you what i did like five or six casual walk-bys because we were on the ground we had a table

just to see if you had a chance no No, just to be in their presence. Just to be like... You wanted to be Mumford and Clint. I wasn't after him. No, I wasn't after anybody. Yeah, yeah you did. Anyway, love Mumford and Sons. God, they've got so many bangers, eh? They went electric at the end.

It didn't really work. But they had some absolute bops. But good on them for changing it up. Yeah, totally. Worth a try. Mumford and Sons are like, oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. That means a lot from you guys.

Thanks a lot to elder millennials on the radio. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye. radio. Have a great night everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye.