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Bree and Clint, filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.
Hey, good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint show Breakfast Special.
Morning, guys.
Weren't we just here?
Literally.
About 12 hours.
ago? Literally. We were packing up yesterday afternoon at the end of our show and then Bree
goes, what the hell are we pack it up for? We're the ones who were going to use in the studio next.
Why don't we just leave all of our shit exactly where it is? So thanks for having us. Also,
how bloody lucky are Fletch, Vaughn and Haley? Off to Bali. Yeah, if you didn't see it, because I
listened to the break yesterday when they were leaving and Vaughn still had no idea where they were
going. So they didn't talk about it on the show.
Obviously, because it was a surprise before.
They didn't say where they were going.
They didn't say where they were going.
And yeah, they managed to keep it a secret from Vaughan right until he got on the plane.
Like he got to the gate and then you open your eyes and you see the sign and it says Barley.
Because people who work in radio are very hard to keep secrets from.
Also, people who work in radio are very rarely the ones who are planning the surprises.
It's usually the producers that plan the surprises.
There were no producers involved with that.
No.
Fletch and Haley pulled that off.
Apparently this has been in the works for five months.
God, my voice doesn't sound good at this time of morning.
Yeah, you kind of sound like me.
Yeah.
I need to do some vocal warm-ups in the car or something, eh?
Should we do those in the break?
By the way, happy Super Strike Day, everybody.
Yes.
Oh, my God, it is Super Strike Day.
All the teachers will be up right now, I'm sure.
It's 6 a.m., just finishing off their protest signs.
Getting ready to hit the streets.
The nurses?
Yeah, well, nurses are always up.
They're always up at this time.
Nurses don't sleep.
No, literally.
Always working.
Anyone else jumping on the Superstrike today?
You thought the firefighters were.
Yeah, but I don't think it is.
But no?
No.
I could be wrong.
Text us on 9696 if we've missed anyone.
But yeah, shout out to everyone striking today.
Where are you striking?
What are you doing for your Superstrike?
Yeah.
What's your sign say?
Brewer was saying you guys just wanted a day off, but I said no.
They're out there.
Shut up.
They'll be out there.
that's something you would say um anyway we're we're here and we support you um good luck today
on the strike what why why are you giving me those eyes i'm not it's just i'm not
you're you're literally giving me the eyes like what do we don't give me those eyes
Play Z-Names, Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus ladies.
It's Trady versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Yes, welcome along.
If this is the first time you've heard this,
it's a bit of a trivia game
where we put the Trades and the ladies head to head.
We keep score.
The Trades are on 89 wins for the year.
The ladies right behind them on 87.
Our lady is all the way down in Greymouth.
She's 28, and this is her first.
Eva, trivia game.
Welcome to the show, Jessica.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi.
You're hoping for beginners' luck?
Oh, fingers crossed.
You've never done a pub quiz before, Jess?
No.
Really?
Like, you're missing out.
It's a great time.
That could be your secret skill and you didn't even know about it, Jess.
Oh, I hope so.
Yeah, okay, good luck.
Jess is like, what's this?
Oh, yeah, I'll give that a hoon.
50 bucks.
Yeah, why not?
You've got to get through our trading.
today he's calling from Lottoroa. He's 31 years old and this is his first time on the radio.
Welcome to the show, Greg. Hi Greg. Oh, are you there, Greg?
Yep, can you hear me? There we are. We got him. Yeah. Would you say, Greg, you're a long-time
listener, first-time caller? Yeah, yeah, I'll say that. Okay.
Sound the alarm. We celebrate you here, Greg. Thanks for finally calling through.
Thank you. We lured you in with 50 years. We lured you in with 50.
cash.
Sorry we don't have a first-time
quiz-a alarm for you, Jess,
but we'll work on that for next time.
Okay, Greg, your buzz is Trady.
Jess, lady, the first of three correct answers
gets that $50 cash.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
It is mega strike day today around the country.
Name one of the professions on strike.
Lady.
Yes, Jessica's right in there.
Teachers.
Teachers.
Teachers also would have accepted nurses.
One to the ladies, question number two.
Which animal has the strongest estimated bite force in the world?
It's a multi-choice.
Oh.
Greg.
Oh, damn it.
Can I go with an alligator?
You can go with an alligator.
It's a great guess, Greg.
But no, I'll finish the multi-choice and, yes, you get a free shot.
Is it the saltwater crocodile?
The orca, which is otherwise known as a killer whale, or a great white shark.
Strongest bite, Jess, which one is it?
The crocodile.
You'd think so.
But it's actually the killer whale.
Estimated strongest bite force.
Crocodile 3,300 PSI, a killer whale, 19,000.
Yeah, right.
Well, you'd think so.
It's a whale.
Yeah, but a crocodile.
I'm pretty big.
Anyway, that's the right answer.
No points there.
We move on to question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Lady.
Jess.
Sabrina Carpenter.
It was Sabrina Carpenter.
Two to the ladies.
We move on to question four.
What is the closest living relative to the T-Rex?
Is it the crocodile, the Komodo dragon?
Lady, lady.
Yes, Jessica, for the win.
Chicken.
Hadn't even finish the options and she's on it.
Was that a whole ruse?
Is this actually your thing?
Are you a trivia shark?
Are you a quiz shark?
I mean, beginner's luck.
Oh, Jess.
Children who give me interesting facts all the time.
Hey, Greg, thanks for playing, mate.
Sorry, it's not your day today.
Sorry, Greg.
Sorry, Trades.
Oh, bless him.
Feels like he's let the team down.
Hey Jess, 50 bucks.
We'll get it out to you.
Nice work, mate.
Awesome, thank you.
Z.m's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint filling in for Fletchbourne and Haley.
It's called When Did You Get So Hot?
We're talking again.
Again.
We just talked.
Talk, baby. Talk.
I saw this article from this guy who's gone on a holiday with his mum.
He's a fully grown adult.
He's in his 30s.
And just him and his mum have gone on holiday together.
That's cute, in my opinion.
he said you're judging no I'm not judging no don't lie you're judging no I'm not judging okay are you
I'm not judging a little bit I'm not judging I'm not judging I'm I'm asking the question of sounds like
you're making an excuse sounds like you're coming up with a story I'd rather go on a holiday with my mum than
you at the stage okay fair um his mom really wanted to go to Georgia right in the south in America
she'd always wanted to do it but she didn't have anyone to
go with.
Don't, because I'm Volny's in the mornings.
This will break my heart.
He said, he didn't go into the details of why, but he said divorce was a factor and death
was a factor.
No.
Oh, what a good guy.
What a good son.
She was at the stage of her life where she'd said she'd like to do some travel, but
she didn't have anybody to travel with.
Stop.
So he's gone with her, and he said it's lovely and he said all the.
the nice things about spending time with your
mum and connection and all that stuff, yada, yada, yada.
He said the part that he hadn't planned for
when he travelled with his mum as an adult.
His mum bringing someone home on a night out.
Yeah.
Yeah, get it, mum.
He's like, get two rooms.
Gross.
It's getting an Airbnb.
No.
He said he wasn't prepared for how popular they were.
Cute.
He said everywhere they went, when people found out that they were a mother-son group traveling together, it just endeared them to people.
Strangers, staff, whatever it was, they're like, oh, that's lovely.
And then they would naturally start conversations with people or they got different treatment at places that they went.
And he said people were just drawn into them because of the dynamic.
Well, that's what it did for me straight away.
As soon as you told me, I was like, that's adorable.
You have been on holiday with your parents.
recently. Not just your mum, have you? No, never just my mum and I. A couple of years ago,
first time ever. My parents were going to Italy, which is where my dad's from. And I have always
wanted to go. And I was like, oh, can I jump on to your holiday at the start for a week? And then I'll
let you guys go off and do the rest of your trip. They were going for a lot longer. Yeah, first time
I'd ever traveled with my parents
and first time I'd ever got to actually
spend a lot of time with my parents
just me and them
like never in my life
have I got to do that
Was it different?
It was so different
It was nice
It was nice
It was weird how we all kind of fell into our roles
Like on the holiday
Right what was your role
What do you think
I was navigator
And restaurant organiser
Because you can read the trip
trip advisor reviews anything to do with technology that was my domain dad was the bag carrier
and mum was there for well she was there for the vibes mom was the um yeah what are they
call them the personality hire yep that's what mom did so your mom too you can get through life
like that yeah you know yeah um someone texts through and they said i've done this traveled with
my parents um doing it again my tip is different hotel rooms
or Airbnbs are a must.
Yeah, right.
I would say that's a good idea.
That's what you were talking about
with the frisky mum situation.
Well, I think it's also just good
to have your own space.
You travelled with your mum and dad.
Yeah.
Stop.
I didn't say anything.
I know what you were.
I literally said nothing.
I'm, you stop.
Dad's back in his spiritual homeland.
See you?
He gets that Italian flare back in his
and the way he walks and talks.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
And your mum's there for, like you said, she's the value ad.
Did you have separate hotel rooms?
I'll leave and you can do the rest of the show by yourself.
Did you share a room?
No, I had to sleep on all the couches.
Oh.
But, I mean, I didn't pay for accommodation, so I can't complain.
Someone texted in and said, guys, my tall gay dad, why's tall a factor?
My tall gay dad is a factor.
I want to know that.
Okay.
My tall gay dad is in Tunisia at the moment on holiday alone.
You're making me feel bad.
You should have gone with tall gay dad.
And your dad sounds like the funnest to go on holiday with.
What a good time.
Yeah.
Anyway.
It's an option.
Anyway, if you've been thinking about it, don't miss out.
That's what the guy in the article said too.
It'll be the best.
It's bittersweet because now he knows,
now he knows it's a life hack, but he's like,
well, how many more of these holidays am I going to get to do with my mum?
And this is, and this is like, you know, real talk.
It'll be the best memories you make with your parents, honestly.
Take them to Ibiza.
Let's take Mama die to Ibiza.
Oh, can you imagine?
I reckon she'd be arrested.
Or took a pill in the Beza.
I told Avichia, I was cool.
Did you ever watch the show Made in Chelsea?
No.
I never watched it either, but very popular show, reality show.
One of the people on there, her name's Sophie,
and her and her husband, Jamie, do a podcast now.
She's not on the show anymore.
All those Made in Chelsea's and Only Way of Essex is very famous in the UK, aren't they?
People love it.
Yeah.
People are just so into it.
All the people that are on it are like household names.
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, her and her husband,
has been to do a podcast called Nearly Parents,
about becoming parents for the first time.
Yeah.
And she has talked about recently on the podcast,
an unusual symptom she's had whilst being pregnant.
Take a listen.
To any laser companies out there.
Yes.
Why are you robbing us blind?
Because the minute you get pregnant,
all those years of laser and all that pain
and all that money you have put into laser to be.
hairless, waste of
money. Wait, what do you mean? Explain this to me.
The minute you get pregnant, your hair comes back.
Everywhere.
Every single hair. Every single follicle
pops straight through.
Are you telling me that if
I get pregnant, the bush will be
bad? Are you telling
me you weren't aware of this?
I,
no, I'm not aware.
Wow. There would have been
quite a rude awakening
if I get pregnant and then I'm
like, wait a minute. Yeah.
Wait a second.
Me, as a non-lazored, non-uteris owner, even I knew that.
No, well, you've been, your wife's been pregnant, so of course she probably has said to you, oh, babe, my hair's coming back.
Don't give her the credit.
I know things.
Is it because she told you?
Probably.
This is what I know.
Your hormones change, and that's what stimulates the hair growth.
And when your hormones change, they're like, you know what I'm going to do?
Bush out.
I want.
A bloody refund.
I'm not going through that laser hair removal process again.
It was bad the first time.
Yeah, no.
Well, we talked on our other show in the afternoon this week about how the bush is back.
So it could be good timing.
Well, it might be good timing.
You know, mate.
You could get a baby and a bush.
Can I get the baby in the bush deal, please?
Two for one?
A baby in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Two in the bush.
Well, in no world, I mean, I've paid a lot of money to be a bald eagle, to be bald
from the eyelashes down.
For real, how much do you think you've spent on laser?
Oh, fair bit.
I had like 12 sessions.
Oh, you had a lot to get through, didn't you?
Excuse you.
I might be Italian, but I'm northern Italian.
My hairs are quite light.
They had to roll in the big one.
Have you guys seen Austin Powers when he builds the giant laser?
That's what I imagine they're focusing on breeze downstairs.
For your information, it was actually a weed whacker.
Take the top layer off
Clear all my appointments for the afternoon
They did a drone strike
On breeze downstairs
Just to
I booked out that laser hair removal place
For the whole week
Gave everyone work for the whole week
Does she know that as soon as she gets pregnant
Wait, why am I making fun of myself now
Why am I jumped on board?
Yeah, why are you in?
No, it was just easier that way
They're like, don't tell her about the pregnancy thing
We're going to make so much money out of this woman twice.
That means I'm going to, oh, God.
Yeah, no, never knew that.
And this is the learning process.
And I think good for everyone listening.
If we can get people to call through, 0,800 dial ZM with your unusual or like the symptoms you had or like something that happened to you during pregnancy that you might not have realized happens.
Yeah.
But the weird or unusual things that happened during pregnancy.
It might be very standard and you just weren't aware of it.
Yeah.
Or you may be a medical marvel.
Maybe you grew a full moustache.
Yeah.
And you'd never had a moustache before.
Bree and Clint, filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Haley.
Talking about your crazy pregnancy symptoms, side effects that you weren't aware we're going to happen to you once you got pregnant.
I feel like some of these I don't want to know.
You were shocked by the laser hair removal coming back.
Yeah, if you get laser hair removal, if you get pregnant, for some people, all the hair grows back, every single follicle.
Someone else sex in and said they just found out that happens at menopause too.
And once they found that out, they decided to invest in a laser hair removal business.
I mean, not a bad idea.
Yeah, yeah.
So we want to know what was your symptom that you weren't expecting.
Jessica's on the line.
Morning, Jessica.
Morning, Jess.
Morning, how are you?
Good, thank you.
What was the weird unusual pregnancy symptom?
Your eyesight gets worse.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so I've worn glasses since I learned to drive.
Had my son went to go get my eyes tested because I couldn't see the TV anymore,
and he's like, have you had a child?
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah.
What?
And he's like, that will be why.
And now I'm pregnant with number two, and my eyesight again is dropping.
No.
Like, not temporarily.
It doesn't come back once you have the baby.
No, it does not come back.
Oh.
It's also a warning if you get late sick, not to get pregnant on.
six months.
Wow.
That's blown my mind, Jess.
How many kids do you think it would take for you to go blind?
Three.
Three.
Yeah, wow.
You're a hero, Jess.
But, like, yeah, it would take a while, but it's just insane to think.
Like, it's not a warning label.
Yeah.
Jess is like, originally I wanted five kids.
Now I only want two.
Now I want, yeah.
Miller's here.
Morning, Miller.
Hi, Miller.
Morning.
What was you?
Not necessarily a pregnancy symptom.
But it's something that happens after pregnancy.
Okay, hit us with it.
I breastfed my daughter, and I didn't realize I was going to have to wear a bra every night to bed.
Oh, yeah.
Is that because the old Tartars were a few sizes bigger?
Yeah.
And it's just like, for 12 months, I had to sleep in a bra.
So your unexpected side effect was big boobies.
Some people go up like four or five sizes.
Holly's with us.
Morning, Holly.
Morning, Holly.
Morning guys.
What was your unexpected pregnancy side effect, Holly?
Mine was freckles.
I got completely covered in freckles, like really, really badly.
Are we talking like pigmentation or like freckle freckles?
Yeah.
Well, no, well, I've still got them to this day.
Because pigmentation quite attached to hormones, isn't it?
Yeah, that's right.
Awesome.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So I'm really, really freckly now and I never even used to be.
But I was just listening to the other lady about the big boobies.
Yeah.
Mine went, mine was so massive.
So massive.
Holly, what are we talking?
Yeah, yeah.
Give us some numbers.
You went from what brass house to what?
I couldn't wear a bra.
You?
I couldn't wear a bra.
Wow.
I had to get strapped up.
Holly's like, I just bought two blow up pools and would just sit them in there.
Yeah.
And, of course, you have to wear bras because you leave.
Oh, true.
Were they big before the babies?
No, no, they weren't.
I used to feed my baby in when my boobs were like so huge,
to beat my baby's head.
Don't shake your head at me, producers.
I'm not being creepy, okay?
I just wanted to know the difference.
That's how Holly would measure her baby's growth.
We'd be like, okay, let's see if it's bigger than my boobie now.
Two sides are bigger than my baby's head?
I don't know.
Amazing.
It's so much fun.
Two days in a row
We've had Big Boobie chat on this show
It's so much fun
It's good
No show has more chat
About big ta-tas
And the Bree and Clint show
We love it
Thank you Holly
Thanks Holly
Have a great day
That's Big Boobie Holly
That's Big Boobie Holly
We're just talking about
The weird or unusual
Side effects from pregnancy
You didn't realise until you were pregnant
God there's a lot of them
There's a lot of people
Talking about the eyesight thing
That we had on just before
Yeah
Some people on the text machine are saying their eyesight got better.
Very few though.
Most people are saying their eyesight got way worse from having a baby.
And it didn't come back.
How about this one?
At the end of my pregnancy, I was lighter than I was at the start of my pregnancy.
Wow.
I believe it was because of all the wine and soft cheese that I wasn't eating for nine months.
True.
Or the baby just sucked the life out of your either all.
You're on a baby-enforced diet.
Someone texted her and said, super dark, almost black nipples.
Oh, wow.
Was that before or after breastfeeding, I wonder.
Yeah, right.
Because I could understand it after breastfeeding.
Massive boobies.
Unfortunately, it didn't last.
Now they're like empty socks.
Aw.
God damn, you'd be so annoyed.
What about this?
Did no pregnancy nose was a thing.
Mine was two times the normal size.
I have seen this where people's noses swell up.
Really?
Yeah.
Did they go back down?
Yes.
Right.
But yeah, during pregnancy.
I've never heard of pregnancy nose.
Yeah, definitely a thing.
People are you really pregnant or are you lying?
Because your nose is growing.
My weird pregnancy symptom was that my feet grew.
I no longer have small dainty feet.
I've heard of feet swelling, obviously,
because you're retaining a lot of fluid and things like that.
Yeah.
I've not heard of feet actually growing a small.
size. Yeah, that's wild. A whole size. Quite interesting. Someone said my, my leg hair actually
stopped growing altogether. I didn't have to shave my legs for months. God, that's nice.
I'm not looking to put anybody off having children, but this text might. It says,
I'm about eight months along with my boy. I never realized how fluffy your tummy will get.
Also, bleeding gums, carpal tunnel developing in my left hand, feet growing a whole size,
heart palpitations due to excess blood.
Also, the nausea went all the way through 24 weeks for me.
And then it's just come back now as well.
They should get that woman to go talk at high schools in sex egg classes.
It would just, you know, it would put any teenager off completely.
She is the contraception.
What about this one?
I had no idea how out of whack your sex hormones get.
I genuinely thought about becoming a swinger multiple times whilst pregnant.
No desire for that before or after, though.
Wow.
That's wild.
Wow, you could have had a pretty fun pregnancy, depending on what.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Crazy times.
Someone else said, during pregnancy, I got lots of skin tags on my neck and collarbone.
That's interesting.
I feel like it's just your whole body is going through so many changes and there's so many
hormones.
That's why it's all connected.
What?
What?
I feel like we have to read these texts because people have shared their stories with us
and we need to read them.
Yeah.
My butthole fell out.
And then I got colistitis,
which means my hands and body never stopped itching until after I gave birth.
And your butthole fell out?
As in hormones.
As in, um, what are they called?
Not polyps.
Oh, hemorrhoids.
Hemorrhoids, quite common during pregnancy, I've heard.
Is that a hemroid?
I don't know if that's a hemorrho.
Yeah, I mean, hemorrhoids.
Sounds like a prolapsed butthole.
How do you know about those?
Lots of my ear fell out after giving birth, and then it went curly after my pregnancy.
We've got a couple of texts about that, about people who had very straight hair.
Yeah, this person here, my hair was straight before pregnancy.
Now it's wavy underneath.
I had no idea this was a thing.
I lost teeth after both pregnant.
because the baby sucked all the goodness out of me completely.
This person said,
I woke up choking on my excessive saliva
several times most nights for about two months in early pregnancy.
Honestly, I would rather do anything else
than get pregnant after reading these texts.
Well, you were saying teenagers should be forced to listen to this.
Men should be forced to listen to this too,
just to get an insight into what's going on
because, guys, we have got it very easy.
You're trying to win a few points
Yeah
Guys
Did it work?
Is it work?
Nilly
Go and praise me
Nilly
It's a standing ovation
You know what
Clint
It's so good to be around a man
Who acknowledges us
And the things we go through
Hey ladies
Can I just speak on behalf of all men
And just
Can you check this hemorrhoed for me
Can you check this hemorrhoad
And after I've pushed Bree's butthole back in
I'll be back to praising you guys
The ZDM Podcast Network
For anyone who likes collecting memorabilia, this one's for you,
especially music stuff, which I'm so into.
I'm invested straight away.
Have you got any?
No.
No.
Talk a big game, don't you?
Oh, I've got a signed Amy Shark Hat.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's only going to go up in value too.
I mean, it's only, the sky's the limit with that piece of memorabilia.
You got an early, you know?
but there's a auction house
called the prop store
this one's in London
they've got a location in LA but this one's
in London and if you look at the memorabilia
that they're selling it makes sense
so they're doing a huge auctioning
for more than 550 lots
of rare memorabilia
and they're saying that all of this stuff
is worth around $7 million.
All up.
All up.
Yeah, okay.
But I've pulled out some of my favorite bits
that's going up for auction.
Let's kick it off with Elvis Presley's classic Grand Prix sunglasses.
Oh, okay.
The signature ones.
The kind of like aviator looking things.
The ones that, yeah, like you, no, not like your speed dealers, produce Ella.
No, no, no.
You know the ones.
That was not on a pair of cheap gas station sunglasses.
No.
Like these.
Not those.
You know the ones if you're dressing up as Elvis.
Yeah.
You can buy them at a cross.
sunglasses, yeah.
His actual ones?
Those are going up for auction, yes.
David Bowie, memorabilia.
Jimmy Hendrick stuff is there.
But Michael Jackson's white fedora is being auctioned off.
Oh, the one from the smooth criminal video.
That hat.
That actual hat.
So that's valued between 40,000 and 80,000 pounds.
You've got to really back yourself to buy a bit of Michael Jackson these days, eh?
You're like, it'll come back around.
You'll get at home, and your friends and family will be like, oh, really?
It's coming back, guys.
It's coming back.
We were all into Michael, but really?
Have you seen the doco?
If you want to go for a safer option, you can buy, and this is probably one of my favorites from the whole thing,
is a pair of spectacles worn by John Lennon.
The spectacles.
Oh, the round ones.
The most famous ones.
ones.
Yeah.
And how much do you reckon?
What would I pay for a pair of John Lennon?
No, the John Lennon's.
These are the ones.
These are the most iconic pair of glasses.
Can I see them?
You can see them.
Hold on.
Where are they?
These guys right here.
Oh, okay.
I reckon they'll go for $100,000.
A pair of John Lennon's.
Nope.
About 700,000 predicted.
Ugh.
Okay.
What do you mean?
Ugh.
They're the ones.
No one's going to think you're cool.
That's the piece of memorabilia where I was like,
should I get out alone?
No, no one's going to think you cool.
You go to the festival with the John Lennon's on
and they'll be like, cool, bro.
You don't wear them.
You don't wear them.
We've had this conversation before.
No.
Like if you bought the ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz,
you wear them.
I'm not fitting in Judy Garland's ruby slippers.
Squish my pig trotters into the ruby slippers.
Absolutely not.
Oh my God, you've torn the irons.
original Ruby slippers, you monster.
No place like home.
The biggest thing that people are talking about
that's taking centre stage at this auction
is the Noel Gallagher Cherry Red Gibson guitar
from Oasis.
The guitar, the one that is said to be used
in the breakup of the band back in 2009.
That guitar, they reckon,
is going to go for a whopping one point.
$1 million.
Wow.
It last sold at auction in 2022 for about $900,000.
This controversial, but that oasis tour, good on them, but they need to fight more.
Like...
I agree.
The same juice isn't there.
There needs to be more tension.
There needs to be more risk that the gig's not going to go ahead.
It needs to be more hate.
Yeah, yeah.
They need to have a go at each other.
They need to call each other names on the stage.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Anyway, if you want to bid in that auction, prop store in London, it's all going down.
Got any more Michael Jackson?
I mean, I know you're keen.
You are a big collector, but you can have a look yourself.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bree's Psychic Radio.
All right, guys, it's time to align your chakras.
Get your nipples facing forward.
Get all on the same page, same word even, because this is Bree's Psychic Radio.
And if you haven't heard this before, we've done this multiple times in the afternoon
where I channel a particular person listening, a very specific, detailed person,
because I have a message for them.
That message never been able to be communicated.
It has gone undelivered.
Every time we've gotten close.
But no cigar.
Five crows.
for the person we're looking for this morning and you genuinely feel like they're listening
this morning.
I genuinely feel like that's been my, do you think I talk differently during this segment?
No, why would you think that?
I quite like it.
I'm genuinely looking for this person.
I think this has been my problem all along that they will list, that they get up in the
mornings.
They're driving in the mornings and not in the afternoons.
It wasn't a psychic abilities issue.
No.
It was a scheduling issue.
Exactly.
Which these things happen.
Okay.
So today is the day.
You want to know the specific details.
Absolutely.
And can I just ask everybody listening to believe?
Yeah.
This is not going to work if we don't believe.
Because I'm, you know, I'm like Santa.
Without belief, I don't exist.
Yeah.
That's what Santa runs off.
Belief and magic.
Here are the details I'm looking for.
The person I need to talk to this morning
drives a black vehicle.
A black vehicle.
A black vehicle.
They're in a relationship with someone that has blue eyes.
Their partner has blue eyes.
They work with something to do with money.
Oh, like they're in finance.
I mean, could be.
Okay.
Something to do with money.
There's just money around them.
Okay, there's money around them.
They're working with money.
Okay.
They have more than one tattoo.
And their name ends with A.
I thought you were about to name them.
And I mean, it ends with A.
And I am getting a Jessica.
but it could just be that
Jessica ends with A.
It's just an ah.
Yeah.
It's something a.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you want me real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
If you're listening and these criteria fit you,
we need you to call us on our 800 dials at him.
This is very important.
And one more time those criteria for you.
Drives a black car in a relationship with someone with blue eyes,
works with money, has more than one tattoo,
and their name ends with A.
If you have more, three or more.
No, five.
Ideally five, but three or more's to keep the segment alive.
If you've got three or more of those very specific and unique details,
I need you to call now 0800 dials at M.
New Zealand's only radio psychic needs a win today.
Otherwise, New Zealand's only radio psychic, its contract is up for...
I might be working at the market, so...
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Bree's Psychic Radio.
And you are tuned in to New Zealand's only radio psychic right now,
who is desperately trying to reach one specific person.
Correct. We have done this multiple times.
I've never got them.
We've come very close.
Very, very close.
But today, I feel, is the day?
Yes, the blood moon is aligned, and I feel like we're onto a winner.
Here's who I'm looking for.
They drive a black car
They're in a relationship with someone with blue eyes
They work with money
They have more than one tattoo
And their name
Ends with an A
I was sensing Jessica
But I could be a bit off
Someone texted and said
I could not think of a single name
That ended an A until Bree said Jessica
And then I realised
That's my name
That could be my person
How about this Bree? This will give you tingleys
Tingleys in your philangies.
I drive a black
Mazda CX-19.
Tech.
I work as a mortgage advisor.
Tech.
I have multiple tattoos.
Tech.
My wife has blue eyes.
Tech.
But her name ends in A.
Not mine.
That's so close.
Let's see if we can get closer.
Caller number one.
Welcome to Bree Psychic Radio.
Hello, call the number one.
Hello, good morning.
Should I just call you, Jessica?
You actually should.
Yeah, that is my name.
Whoa.
What a start.
What a start.
Wait, now I'm second-guessing, am I actually, so again?
No, I don't.
You are, you are.
We'll see, we'll see.
Jessica.
Okay, we got one.
We got one.
Do you date someone that has blue eyes?
I am married to someone with blue eyes, yes.
We got it.
That's two, Clint.
What do you do for work?
Jessica, do you work with money?
I work for an accounting software company.
That's money.
money. That's arguably money, yeah. I mean, it's software, but yeah.
Pretty much make anything fit into that category. Do you have more than one tattoo, Jessica?
Yes, I do, yeah. We've got four. We've got four. She needs a black car.
This could be my person. She needs a black car. I've looked for for multiple years.
Jessica, what is the color of the car you drive? The total opposite. It's white.
What about the tires?
They're definitely black, yeah.
I can claim that.
Jess, thanks so much for calling.
Imagine if you'd got that and you'd actually pick the name.
Oh, that would have been perfect.
It's okay, though, because we still believe.
We believe, don't we call her two?
She just wasn't the one.
Do we believe, call her two?
We believe.
Good. Come in.
Touch my crystal ball.
Let's change it up.
Let's change it up.
Let's go to...
Call her two.
Don't touch.
The crystal ball there.
That's a bit inappropriate.
Let's go to the tattoos first.
That's what I want to know.
How many tattoos are you running, caller number two?
More than one.
Great.
It's a good start, caller two.
Do you date someone that has blue eyes?
Married to someone with blue eyes?
Perfection.
We failed on the car last time.
Let's just get it out of the way.
Let's get it out of the way.
What color car are we driving, caller two?
A black car.
Good.
We're over that hurdle.
Caller, two.
What do you do,
for work? I work at a bank.
I mean, you can't
deny that that's working with money.
What else do you do at a bank?
Yeah.
I work with, I'm on the front
tellers, so I'm literally handling money
every day. No, no, no, no, tech, tech, tech.
Call her two. That's four
things, four ticks.
The last thing. Is the
name, I said loosely,
the name ending in A,
more specifically, Jessica
would be great. What is your name?
My name is Samantha
But I also have a sister named Jessica
Do wait
Is this the person?
Did we do it?
Her sister is named Jessica
Her name's Samantha
It ends with an A
Samantha
You're the person that we've been looking for
All this time
I'm sweating
Oh my God
This is something I've been
trying to get this person a message for years.
Samantha, Samantha, are you ready to receive this message?
Even I haven't heard the message.
I'm ready.
Oh my God, I can't.
I wasn't ready for this.
I wasn't prepared.
Samantha.
A message that I have for you this morning.
Now listen very carefully.
This is very important.
That black car that you used.
drive?
Yeah.
You've left your lights on.
You probably should go turn them off.
The person that drives a black car, you've left your lights on?
Thank God.
Thank God we got that message out.
It could have ruined Samantha's a whole day.
I was glad.
Play ZDM's Bree and Clent.
What are euphoric song to go into after a, um, you have you got to?
It's no other word for it.
It's crushing radio success in Brie Psychic Radio just before.
We'd never achieved it.
We found her.
I couldn't believe the moment had finally arrived.
You can now call me Bree the Oracle.
Yeah, you can put your rate up.
I can't.
You can charge the company more because before you were a self-professed psychic.
Now I'm a proven.
Now you're bona fide psychic.
We've got bonus calls for this, by the way.
We couldn't even get to all the other people that called through.
Too successful, but Caller 3, you've been patiently waiting in the wings.
Good morning. Welcome to the show.
Hi, Caller 3.
Good morning.
Caller 3.
If we go two from three here this morning, I don't know.
I might need to change my entire career, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Because there was specific details.
There was quite a few, and I want to take you through the steps.
Let's start with what color is the car you drive?
Black.
Black car, that was one of them.
It's a good start.
Call a three. Are you dating someone and what colour are their eyes?
He has blue eyes.
Great.
Tattoos, you got more than one?
Yes, I've got many.
Yep, one, one, tick, tick, tick.
So that's three out of five so far.
Yeah, two more. What do you do for a job? Do you work with money, call the number three?
Yes, retail and accounts.
I'm about to lose it here.
Call a three.
Because what are the odds of this?
What are the odds of finding the person?
And then what are the odds of finding the person twice, you know?
I may have just aligned all my chakras too much this morning.
Yeah.
Call the three.
Looking for a name that ends in A, even better if your name is Jessica.
What's your name?
My name is Emma and my twin sister is Jessica.
Stop!
Stop it!
Please tell it.
What a moment.
Okay, we've got to use this.
Put this in for a radio award.
who's beating this?
We need lotto numbers from you.
We need the results of the women's cricket world cup urgently.
Like what else can we get from this?
Emma, does that quite freaky listening to
and hearing all those details about yourself?
Just go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, and I've listened before
and I've been very close with the other ones too.
So I'm like, oh.
Be honest with us.
Be honest with us.
What are the odds of that, Emma?
Have you always been a believer, Emma?
Oh, 100%.
You know what, Emma, and that's why you're here.
That's why I channeled into your aura.
Exactly.
You know?
We've had producers quit this show before because they didn't believe.
Yeah.
They're like, I can't work with that woman anymore.
And we could no longer align ourselves with non-believers.
But people like you ever...
This is vindication.
You keep people like me and my powers alive, and we appreciate you.
Thanks, Emma.
Thanks, Sam.
Say hello to Jessica for us.
Oh, I will.
Specifically, can you say to her,
is me?
Jessica.
ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Time for birthday banger.
All I want from my birthday is the birthday banger.
Yes, we do this every afternoon on our show at 5.30-ish.
It's called birthday banger.
It's where you can call us.
You tell us your birthday, and we've got special software where you put it into the computer.
It figures out what was the number one song at the top of the charts when you were 16.
and then we'll play our favourite out of the three.
Anna is going to go first.
Morning, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Morning, can I just say firstly?
Long time listener, first time call us.
Yay!
Good time, Anna, go Anna.
What a joy.
Good to have you on the show, Anna.
Good morning.
I love that.
Finally.
Where have you been?
Well, I'm in Windy Christchurch.
That's where I am.
Oh, lovely.
Well, it's so good that you've finally called in.
And what is your birthday, mate?
The 8th of April, 1988.
All right, that means you were 16, Anna, in 2004.
We've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday bangers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Anna.
Oh, I'm loving it.
I mean, you can't go wrong.
Britney Spears toxic.
Yeah, that's great, Britney.
That's when she was...
That's peach.
She was on form.
Yeah, yeah.
Great one, Anna.
Okay, wait there, Anna, we'll do a birthday banger for
Janine, hi Janine.
Hi, Janine.
Good morning, team.
How are you guys been?
Good, how are you this morning, Janine?
Good, thank you.
I just want to say long-time listening to first time call.
What?
Not the double.
Go to see.
Go to be.
Go to be.
They're all coming out of the woodworks.
Where have you been, Janine?
Well, I've been listening.
Tried to call them a couple of.
of times, but yeah, today's the lucky day.
Well, we're glad to have you here, Janine.
Well, it feels right now, Janine.
It feels right that you're here.
We're so glad.
What is your day to birth?
31st of July, 2003.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2019.
We've done our calculations, and this was at the top.
Sean Mindis and Camilla Cabo.
Janine, I feel like this kind of sultry vibe
matches your energy to a tea.
It does.
It really does.
I thought so.
Yeah, good.
Okay, great work, Janine.
Wait there.
One more birthday banger this morning for Alex.
Kura Alex.
Hi, Alex.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
Oh, lovely deep voice from you, Alex.
We're good, Alex.
How are you?
Yeah, thank you very much.
You know, I just want to shout out,
Amber Cargill, shout out Vernon College, rely on God.
shout out my mum, shout out my dad, shout out first and McAgle, first certified.
Uber driver, shout out you, Uber Driver, quick.
Yeah, shout out my Uber Driver as well.
Oh, nice, Alex.
Nice work, my friend.
There's a great list of shout-outs, Alex, you have used your time well.
Alex, just to be safe.
I'm just to be safe.
Alex, shout out Beyonce, just to be safe.
Oh, yeah, get her in there.
Oh, I don't know if I can do that with all the recent news that's going on.
She's right out Rihanna and series.
Yeah, good, good.
Yeah, it's good.
Okay, what's your date of birth, Alex?
The 20th of May, 2005.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2021, Alex.
Let's hope it's Rihanna.
Here we go.
It's the UK's answer.
That's a great song.
It is a great song.
UK's Rihanna, do a leaper.
I'm a great performer as well.
Oh, look, thank you.
That's, you know what, after the phone call, I'm going to be levitating for the rest of the day.
Yeah, I imagine you would be, Alex.
Alex shouted out as high school.
When did you leave high school, like five years ago?
Something like that.
Never forget, Alex, though, right?
Yeah, exactly right.
Never forget.
Time flies when you're having fun.
He was a vibe, but I'm definitely voting for Brittany toxic.
I'm going toxic.
Anna, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Anna, you're a birthday binger winner and Wendy Christchurch.
Congratulations.
Amazing. Thanks, guys. Have a great day.
You too, Anna.
Brian Clint from the year 2004.
Here's your birthday banger on ZM.
ZM.
Brittany and Toxic on ZM with Brie and Clint.
The winner of birthday banger today for Anna.
That song was number one in April 2004.
Yeah, no regrets.
You never regret Britney.
No, I never regret.
Never regret Britney.
Happy Super Strike Day, everybody.
Expecting when we leave work today and we're driving home,
they're just to be...
The roads would be clear.
Oh, clear, you reckon?
I was expecting to see teachers and nurses
and everybody on the street corners everywhere
out there getting toots and stuff like that.
Oh, I was more talking about people on the actual roads driving.
Yeah, right.
Well, there's no schoolrunners.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Has anyone seen any good strike signs yet?
Are there any good signs going around yet?
You can text in looking for a clever sign.
I saw one, but I think it was about Tim Bimboling.
So it was a bit out of place.
Sorry, sorry about that.
People, they've put us on here, and they've gone,
Aubrey and Clint ready for the breakfast show.
And I think I just displayed that we're not.
Oh, I thought the other.
Oh, did you?
I thought that was the right level of cheese for a show like this.
Oh, did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Stereake!
Z-Names, Brian and Clint.
Time to play our movie guessing game, What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.
Brean Clint's What's the Plot?
We've been going for a long time this game.
We are up to $1,150.
I'm quite frankly
I'm happy where I've got this year
You're ready for it to go
And I'm a little tired
And so if someone wants to come and snatch that money
I'm happy to give it away
Are you the purse snatcher Chad?
I hope so
Yeah
You want to Rob Brie today
Rob her blind
Go home with $1,150
Oh I'm just playing
Win or lose
I'm it's a win
Oh bless you Chad
I want you to win even more
But I'm not going to give it to you
I want you to earn it, okay?
And Chad, that was lovely, but it's also loser speak, okay?
I need you to get your head in the game, Chad.
Just happy to be here.
Just happy to be here, guys.
I've been playing since its inception, so I'm super excited.
Oh, good.
Oh, it's your big shot, Chad.
Okay, I'm going to quickly run through the rules for everybody listening.
I read out movie plot lines.
You guys buzz in with your names as soon as you think you know the name of that movie.
You don't have to wait for me to complete the plot line, Chad or Brie.
You just get in.
And the first person who gets two movies correct is going to win the game today.
And if it's you, Chad, we'll transfer you all of that money today.
You'll have it in time for the weekend.
Sounds fun. It's awesome.
Chad, best of luck, mate.
Hope you win.
Our theme today, because we are playing for a giant amount of money after 23 unbeaten weeks,
we will mirror that giant amount of money with movies that all have giant things in them.
Okay.
That's quite vague, but here we are.
Movie number one.
Good luck, everybody.
This story follows the adventures of an orphaned young British boy.
Brie.
Brie?
Willie Wonka?
Willie Wonka.
It's not an orphan?
He wasn't, was he?
Free guess, Chad?
I'm going to try Oliver Twist.
Oliver Twist is a great guess.
It's also wrong.
I'll carry on, guys.
The orphaned young British boy who is forced to live with his cruel aunts
finds a way out of his bleak existence.
Chad, Chad, Chad.
Oh, I know what it is.
James and the Giant Peach.
James and the Giant Peach.
Of course it is.
Well done, Chad.
Well done.
You deserved it.
Oh, now I get nervous.
This is it, Chad.
Get nervous, Bree.
Yeah.
It could all be over right here.
It really could.
Giant Things, movie number two.
An actress and director traveled to the Indian Ocean to do location sheets.
Brit.
King Kong.
King Kong's correct.
Hi.
I'm in.
I'm still in and now we go to a tie break to make it interesting, Chad.
This should be like tennis, eh?
Well, you have to win by two?
Yeah.
Goes back to Deuce.
It's getting a peanut butter out of my throat.
You've got a nut in your throat, too.
Movie number three.
A Norse teenager lives on an island where fighting dragons is a way of life.
Brie?
How to train your dragon.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Sorry, Chad.
I'm so sorry, but damn, you gave me a run for my money.
Yes, that was fun. Thank you guys.
I genuinely thought it was going to be you, Chad.
I thought you were going to be the person to do it.
Chad, you were a fantastic competitor.
Call back and play any time.
Also, hold the line.
We're going to find you a consolation prize.
Thank you so much.
I wanted him to win so bad.
I did, but I don't want to give it away.
I can't have a hollow victory.
I didn't think you were going to get How to Train Your Dragon, though.
One of my favorite animation films.
Really?
Yeah, such good movie.
The beauty contestant that's going viral around the world at the moment after the finalists were being announced.
You know in a beauty contest, the part where they announced the finalists, the ones that are going through in the competition.
Exactly.
Step forward and you walk down the front of the stage and you stand with the rest of the finalists, right?
Anyway, that was happening at this particular beauty contest and essentially what's happened is the presenter has called out someone's name or country or area they're from and another contestant has misheard the presenter thought it was her that has been called out and she's starting to.
She would just went strutton.
So take a listen.
So essentially what you're going to hear is the presenter call out someone.
Yep.
The wrong person walks, gets all the way to the front of the stage.
Uh-huh.
And then the presenter doubles down and says, no, I said this.
Uh-uh, not you.
This, take a listen.
Next in is Miss Grand Paraguay.
Congratulations to...
This is where she's walking?
I announced Miss Grand Paraguay.
There is a lot of noise in this hall.
Hack filled with fans from all over the world.
No!
Next is the top 20 is Miss Grand Loud.
And then they move on.
Oh.
So, in fairness.
Which country would come up by mistake?
In fairness.
Paraguay was the country that got called out.
Panama.
Miss Hurd
No
I mean it's pretty close
He said it three times
No he only said it that many times
After Panama
Yeah
No and by that stage
She'd realised her mistake
And she turned around
And started walking back
And then had to pass
Miss Paraguay on the stage
I hope she eventually made it
I hope she did it
Oh lucky
Lucky she's already had her practice
And here she comes again
Ms. Grand Pin, I'm like, just put her in.
Just put her in.
Just put her in.
At that point.
At that point.
Just put her in. Save that poor woman.
I don't, I look, I'm not expecting to be asked.
I'll never host a beauty pageant because the pressure on that host is too big.
Do you remember the time Steve Harvey announced the wrong person as the winner of the Miss Universe competition?
That was awful.
Awful.
So bad.
How did that happen?
Do you reckon on the piece of paper they had both?
names and they were like, this one, not this one?
Oh, maybe.
Or maybe he gets fed it through an earpiece.
You never know if there's actually anything on those cards or.
A similar thing happened on a finale of Australia's next top model.
Oh, yeah.
Where the host, it was the season finale, and there's two girls left.
And it's a live finale, live television, and she announces it and then goes,
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I've said the wrong person.
Awful.
Could you destroy these women?
Awful.
The amount of insecurity already present in those pageants
and then you're like, sake.
And not to mention they've just lost the competition
and then you...
Who was the Tyra Banks of Australia's next top model?
Oh, she was...
We had a woman called Sarah Tetro, I think.
who was like a, she was like a mega agent.
She represented Dan Carter and all the uber hot, famous people here in New Zealand.
Yeah, right.
So she, she was obviously model.
No, model agent.
Yeah, we had a woman who was a model.
Yeah.
I think it was Sarah Murdoch.
Oh, okay.
This real hot chick.
Yes, producer Ella.
Do you guys remember the muckup at the Oscars with La La Land?
this is the same thing
do you remember Clint
do you remember that
oh there was so there was a
best picture or something
no it was the award
it was best picture
of the year
the biggest award of the year
at the Oscars
and the person announced
the wrong movie
so they announced La La Land
but it was something else
there was moonlight
yeah it was moonlight
and they announced La La Land
and they're like
oh sorry
yeah
just goes to show
that these mistakes can happen
Oh, it's bad, though, because the whole cast...
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See ya.
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