ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23rd September 2022

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Alright! Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast on a Friday. What are you laughing at? Why do you look so concerned? Oh no, I was just focusing on what I was doing. Why is your face doing that? Oh my god, I learnt something last night from my brother and his girlfriend.

So my brother... Three's a crowd? Three's a... no. Oh, Clint. Not like that. Get out. Why were you lying then? Why'd you have to make it weird?

Not like that. Reap. I overheard a conversation they were having where they were talking about what they wanted to order and my brother went to order something and she goes, oh, does that have dairy in it? And he goes, oh, I don't know. She's like, you need to be careful.

Remember, you don't want to get spitty butt. Oh, no. Yuck. My brother is also lactose intolerant. Thanks for behind closed doors. I've been together too long. It's time to break up. It might have been.

When you're that comfortable with each other, it's time to. Spitty bum or spitty butt? One of the two. Spitty butt's worse. Spitty bum. That didn't happen, eh? two. Spitty butt's worse. Spitty bum. That didn't happen, no. You were just trying to make him seem less hot. No, that happened, I'm telling you.

Oh, yeah. I thought he was going to come in today. Where is he? He got spitty bum. Oh, that's unfortunate. He had a milky bar on the way home. She warned him and he didn't listen and he got spitty bum. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday b my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday Banger. The podcast. Welcome to the International Birthday Banger section of the podcast where you tell us what your birthday is on our podcast family Facebook page. Look it up. And eventually we get around to your birthday and we do it. We broadcast them here in the podcast.

That is correct. Where are we starting? We're going to start with our first person who listens to the podcast from around the world. We're going to Poland. We're about some Poland. Snezniak. I think you nailed that. I think you might have.

Snezniak. Snezniak. Snezniak. Snezniak. Careful. Oh, I think that was close. We're going to talk to Bran Otto from Snezniak in Poland. All right. Snezniek. Oh, I think that was close. We're going to talk to Bran Otto from Snezniek in Poland. All right.

Snezniek. The birthday, 29th of December, 1993, which means you were 16 in 2009, and on that day, this was number one. Was this the last great Jay-Z song? Potentially. I couldn't name one thing. Nah. He was on Kanye West's Monster,

but he wasn't the star of that song. He's featured in a lot, isn't he? The stars of that song on Kanye's song went Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Jay-Z. Yeah. I believe. Nicki Minaj, Kanye West, Jay-Z. Yeah. I believe. Nicki Minaj, that's one of the greatest rap verses of all time. What?

I agree. Wait, is it Alicia Keys, not Beyonce? Alicia Keys. Sorry, Alicia Keys. Yeah, it's Alicia Keys. I thought it was Beyonce that whole time. Anyway, next. Sorry.

Oh, you're so cute. Sorry, I'm really letting the team down. Steve Phillips is here. He's called in from Princeton in Indiana, USA. G'day, Steve. Is that where the university is? I'm assuming so. Hey, Steve. Is it? Or it could just be a place called Princeton.

Right. Yeah. Steve, you were born on the 16th of Feb, 1977. That means you were 16 in 1993 and Steve here's your birthday banger second time this week I feel like Brie I let you down last time this was an option

and I don't apologise for that, but today I have your back. Okay, you have my vote. It's my one thing I ask for. You can't say that you have your back. What if the third song is your favourite song of all time? What if it's Gangnam Style next? I did Brie Dirty yesterday, so... Respect you.

I'm trying to redeem myself. No, it takes a lot to come out and... I didn't apologise But I just had that I should Not yesterday by the way Yesterday was

Off-brand Anastasia Oh that was such a good song Sorry the day before So good One more international Birthday banger For Jamie Harper From Aberdeen

In Scotland Oh get it Jamie Scotland From Scotland In Aberdeen It's like Lewis Capaldi's here. Jamie.

Class. Isn't that accent controversial all of a sudden? Scotland. Jamie, I love you. You were born on the 28th of September 1998, Jamie, which means you were 16 in 2014. And here's your birthday banger I'm going to answer some phones We're working

I have to go answer the phone Pick a winner really quick I vote this one Whitney Houston Ariana Ariana Bang bang Whitney Houston

Enjoy the podcast everybody Have a great long weekend we love you we're celebrating the queen this weekend so we'll be back on Tuesday

goodbye everybody I should stay I would only be Bree and Clint Bree and Clint trading versus lady but right here right $50 cash, thanks to KFC, is up for grabs with Tradie vs. Lady. The Tradies on 84 wins, the Ladies on 70.

The Ladies need a strong finish to the week, so let's bring Jessica on. She's 28 and she has never tried a Big Mac. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hello. Not a fan? Well, she doesn't know if she's a fan, does she?

Not a fan. How do you know you're not a fan? Yeah, you do. I don't know. Well, this show is sponsored by KFC, so we recommend a Zinger Burger. Our favourite. Yes, all for it. All for it.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's from the Garden City. He's 23, and he is a bouncer on the weekend. Welcome to the show, Brad. G'day, Brad. You ever had to bounce anyone, Brad? Sometimes. Yeah, where do you bounce, Brad?

Rockpool. Oh, yeah? Next time Brad and I come down, can we cut the queue? Can you sneak us in like we're VIPs? I'll do that any day. Yeah, good. Brad, what a legend. All right, that's a free point to Brad, I reckon.

Congratulations. He's off to a good start. Just kidding. Jess, your buzz is lady. Brad, yours is tradie. First to three gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Name the cartoon character that has lightning speed and is a blue hedgehog. Brady. Yes, Brad. Sonic. It is, of course, Sonic the Hedgehog. Nice work.

One point to the tradies. Question number two. Lady. Yes, Jessica. Salt. Nice work, Jess. Well done. Well done. One point apiece.

Question number three. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I didn't get a fresh song. Go to the next question. Okay. Question number four. What flavoured drink is Sprite? Is it lemon?

Lemon. Lady. Yes, Jessica. Lemon. Ready? Yes, Brad. You didn't hear the full question. Yeah, Jessica. Lemon. Tradie. Yes, Brad. You didn't hear the full question. Yeah, Brad.

Lemon and lime. He's got it. Well done. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. I've got a song now. Okay, guys, bus in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Brad, for the win. It's Sharon.

Well done. We would have also accepted Carleed, but Brad, well done, mate. That is the Tradiverse Lady win for the end of the week for the Tradies. Have a good weekend. Nice work, Brad. We'll see you at Rockpool, eh? Brad bounced, Jessica. He's like, you're out of here.

Not in those shoes, Jess. You're out of here. Not in those shoes, Jess. You're out of here. Brian Clint. Paris Hilton. Do you remember her? I love Paris Hilton. Do you remember who she is? People might have things to say about Paris Hilton, but have you ever watched the doco of her

where she talks about going through that horrific stage in her life where they send her away to that school? No. Oh, my God. You learn so much about her as a person. Was that the one she went to with Nicole Richie, The Simple Life? You're going to feel real bad. No, it's the one where she got tortured.

Oh, well, I haven't seen it. So it's making me feel bad about stuff I don't even know about. Anyway, yes, I remember. Let me just check with Generation Z. We have a representative of theirs. Ella, do you know who Paris Hilton is? Yeah, I've heard of her. With the dog, with the tiny dog?

Yeah. Dogs. Good point, actually. She's got multiple. Well, one of Paris Hilton's tiny dogs, Diamond Baby, has gone missing. This story makes me so upset because I have dogs and thinking about losing one and not knowing what happened to them is really hard.

She's really devastated. She's really devastated. She loves her dogs. She has hired a pet detective, a dog whisperer. What, Ace Ventura? Yeah, a pet psychic, multiple pet psychics to try and find her dog. She's also shared on Instagram that she's looking at using a dog-seeking drone to help locate the dog.

What's a dog-seeking drone? It's a drone that you put up, and I guess it's got heat-sensitive cameras on it or something? God, the things you can do when you've got money. You know how dogs have got good noses? Give a dog some of that other dog's clothing. The dog goes You mean like a police sniffer dog? Yeah, yeah. And then you attach that

dog to a drone and then fly it around wherever that dog tells you to go. Does the dog control the drone? We can work on that. I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs. I've just invented it. Anyway, she said, I was at a photo shoot and we were moving houses and one of the mo and outs, okay? I've just invented it. Anyway, she said, I was at a photo shoot and we were moving houses and one of the movers

must have left the door open. My family and friends have been helping me search high and low for Diamond Baby throughout the entire neighbourhood and we've gone door to door but we still can't find her. They've also promised a big reward.

How much is the reward? She hasn't said, but she said there are no questions asked if you bring Diamond Baby the dog back. Oh, you don't do that because then someone else will want to steal one of her other dogs. Well, this is the issue, right? She's not thinking straight.

She's not thinking straight. She just wants her dog back. She's in shock. She needs Diamond Baby back. Diamond Baby. So. Has she thought about putting posters up? I don't know. I'll ask her up? I don't know.

I'll ask her. But I don't know if that would help. I feel really bad for her. She's obviously really distraught. Clearly. And I absolutely hope that she gets her dog back. And this is the issue with being uber famous, right? We saw it with Lady Gaga.

Someone stole her dogs for the reward. Well, that person ended up going to jail. Because they shot someone. Yeah, not before they shot somebody as well. Jeez, it's tough out there these days, eh? It is, yeah. Someone does a bloody ram raid on your dog. What next?

Imagine if they did a ram raid on your ram. Or your puss. Your toy ram. Yeah, exactly right. Exactly right. We want to know this afternoon, and it might be traumatic to bring it up, but can you relive it with us?

How did you find your pet? We want some stories of hope right now. People whose pet went missing, how did you find it? What technique did you employ to find it? Was it a community page? Yeah. Was it maybe a private investigator? A private investigator. That's what Paris Hilton has done.

Maybe you got David Lomas from David Lomas Investigates. But that's Paris Hilton. Yeah, I know. Very famous, wealthy, rich person. People do all kinds of things when it comes to their fur babies. So not just dogs, any pet we want to know on 0800DIALSATM

this afternoon. What did you do that successfully brought your animal back to you? Share it with us. Microchipping is key, people. Yep. You can definitely get your dog or your pet back. you. Share it with us. Microchipping is key, people. Yep. You can definitely get your dog or your pet back. Apple AirTag.

Sasha's here. Hi, Sasha. Hi, Sasha. Afternoon, team. How are you today? Good, thanks, Sasha. Tell us, mate, how did you get your pet back? So we lived at this house.

It was next to a bit of quite a bit of a town, so it was paddocks and a kindy. And we had to move, but we didn't move far, far from, about a K down the road, maybe two or three streets over. Yeah. And he kept disappearing. Our cat, Junja, kept disappearing. Wait, your cat was called Gunja?

Yep. J-A-N-J-A. Oh, my God. I love it so much. After the hyena. Oh, okay. I thought after the Tupuki Thunder. That's so weird.

I had a dog as a kid called Spliff. Anyway, keep going, Sasha. Yeah, Gunja goes missing. I keep getting messages, not only from the kindy teachers, but my little daughter who went there, and other parents would say, I'm sure your cat's down here. I'm sure your cat's down here.

And I was like, it probably is. So when we first started going down there to go and get him, we had to kind of coach him and catch him. Yeah. And it got so frequent that I would, like this was nearly every day, I had to go down there and pick him up. Oh, you had to go on a ganja mission daily. Yeah.

It got so frequent that I just had to pull up and he'd hear my car and he'd come running out and open my door and next thing, yap, yap, yap. Oh, that's nice. So he knew. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Sasha, I'm glad you had a happy ending. I'm glad that he eventually came back.

I would have loved to see if she was like, Sasha, it wasn't at 4.20 every day. You had to go down and find him. No, no. It was at 9 o'clock at night when I finished my shift. Yeah, it was, Sasha. If you couldn't find Gunjo, here you can get some more for about $20.

Exactly. If you had to, but obviously you want your real one back. Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Good. How obviously you want your real one back. Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Good. How'd you get your animal back?

He actually found his way back, but we were moving and he was on the back of the trailer. And it was in Rotorua where it was all just rugged bush and blackberry. So we went about 6km before he actually jumped off and anyway we found that where he had jumped off I went in the bush for three months. I did this night after night after night and

I put jumpers, my jerseys, all the way down the side of this road. Like a scent trail. Oh, sorry the rain has just hit, so it's kind of hard to hear you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, so night after night,

I tried to find him, three months, and then I went back to the old house one day, and he was there, he meowed. Wait, this is a cat. We thought this was a dog. No, I thought it was a cat. No, it's a cat. Oh, you thought it was a cat. But you put was a cat. Oh, you thought it was a cat.

But you put him on the back of the trailer. You put the cat on the back of the trailer. We were moving house and he put himself in there. Hold on. So he was at the old house. Happy ending? All good? Yes, we found him.

He was at the old house. But I put my jerseys out all the way along. Like a smelly Hansel and Gretel. Exactly. So the cat could find its way. The kitty cat version of Hansel and Gretel. There's a text come through and someone said, I got an animal communicator to talk to my

Siamese cat through a photo after being missing for two weeks. An hour later, he walked through the door. Through a photo? Well, that's... Some animal communicators can do it through a photo. That is quite incredible. Don't they do that on Sensing Murder?

They do it through a photo? Yeah, they do. Don't use that as your reference, though. But, yeah, they definitely do. They do, though. It's real. I saw it on Sensing Murder. Nicole's here finally.

How did you find your pet, Nicole? I had a horse and the horse went missing. How did you misplace a horse? Yeah, look, I don't really know. It's another story. But we lost the horse

and she has a female horse and a guy down the road rang us and said, oh, can you come and get your horse, please? Because she's trying to get a freebie because it costs a lot of money to take a female horse and get it serviced by a male horse.

Oh, she was on the prowl. Yeah, so she was trying to get a freebie. And she was old, but, you know, she was still into it. Hey, as my mum says, Nicole, I might be old, but I'm not dead. That's right. That dirty horse., Nicole, I might be old, but I'm not dead. That's right. That dirty horse. I know, I know. Thanks, Nicole.

Thanks, Nicole. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Everybody thought the Johnny Depp court trial story was over, but no. Dean, who's he dating? He's dating one of his lawyers. Her name is Jolie Rich.

Now, everyone straight away goes, wait, is it the hot chick that was really good in his defamation case against me? Amber Heard, the real... No, no, no, not her. Oh, right.

This lady, this very esteemed lady, she actually represented him in his UK lawsuit, which he lost. Really? They must have really good chemistry because he lost that case and it was millions of dollars.

And yeah, she represented me in the UK. Obviously brilliant woman, like still very, very accomplished. But yeah, it's not the cool chick that we all loved from the Amber Heard trial. That would be so cool. I think she's getting her own TV show or something anyway, just on that note.

But it was another lawyer. Are you allowed to date your clients? If there are any lawyers listening, can you text us 9696? Yeah, what do other lawyers think about that? Or what do we think about Johnny Depp dating one of his lawyers? Do we think, yeah, that's fine?

Well, I think it's perfectly in his wheelhouse to date one of his lawyers. It's more her judgment that I'm questioning. It's just a very weird place to meet someone when you're defending them. Yeah. Question, Dean? Yeah, but question, when they go on the date, is she billing him the hours? It's an expensive date. And when they argue, does she always win?

Well, she doesn't because she lost that court case. That's why he went with that lawyer and not the other one. Yeah, because he would have had no chance in the toilet seat, toilet down debacle. Brian Clint, that's the latest live out of LA with Dean McCarthy. We're back in a second. ZM. Brian Clint, that's the latest live out of LA with Dean McCarthy. We're back in a second. ZDM. Brian Clint. Airbnb is in the news at the moment because guests have taken to social media

to share lengthy to-do lists saying that some hosts are asking them to do chores included in their stay. It's funny how things go, eh? For a long time it was like, I'll never stay in a stay. It's funny how things go, eh? For a long time it was like, I'll never stay in a hotel.

Nah, Airbnb's the way. I'm an Airbnb person. It's cheaper. It's more personal. And now I feel like it might be swinging back the other way where people are like, wait, so when you stay in a hotel,

they literally clean your room for you, change your sheets, change your towels once a day for you. You can get room service. And if you want some food, you just pick up the phone. People have rediscovered what was great about hotels. Oh, yeah, hotels are great. And I think the tipping point was when Airbnbs or any,

sorry, we're unfairly targeting Airbnb, any accommodation rental service, when the prices became similar to hotels, when it wasn't a bargain anymore. I think they have their place, like, you know, really unique stays or, you know, like, unique experiences. Great, because you can't get that with a hotel. The one where it's like, we've got a spare room.

You can come stay. The whole family will be here. Don't make too much noise because Gavin's got to go to night shift at nine o'clock. And don't use the kitchen. Look, people, I think, are getting a bit annoyed about a cleaning fee that will be, you know, added on to their nightly stay and then being asked to do a bunch of things. Some of the things that people have spoken out about are doing laundry at the end of their stay. And I think by that I mean... Washing the sheets.

Towels, sheets, things like that. If you're charged that on top of a cleaning fee, that's off? Yeah, I think so too. Even, you know, look, I've never rented out an Airbnb before. Haven't you? I've never rented one out. Oh, gotcha. Like I don't have a... You've rented one, but not rented one out. Yeah, I don't have a house that I've put on Airbnb before. Haven't you? I've never rented one out. Oh, gotcha. Like I don't have a... You've rented one,

but not rented one out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have a house that I've put on Airbnb. Yeah. But even charging a cleaning fee seems a bit... Just put it in the price.

Yeah, I think if it's included in the price, yeah, the amount you're charging per stay. Yeah. Like when you check out of a hotel, they don't charge you a cleaning fee for the room,

do they? It's just included in the price. It's just included in the price. There's a girl that's going viral on TikTokiktok uh her account's called mel warrett and she's uh talking about the service fees um and the lengthy list of chores go on then do you want to hear no i think we've got the audio of talking about it yeah this is what she had to say where do airbnb owners get the audacity found this place that i liked that's within our price range it does have 125 cleaning fee as most airbnbs do

in addition to that 125 cleaning fee we ask that you remove garbage fine remove ben and linens fine start the dishwasher and a load of laundry fine paying 229 tonight to stay somewhere plus 125 cleaning, I'm not doing any f***ing laundry. The audacity. I will clean the house for $125. I'll stay there, and then at the end, I'll clean it. Give me a $125 discount.

Yeah, for my work. Yeah. So, Airbnb says that cleaning fees are actually set by the host, and they're optional. You don't have to have one apparently. So people decide that by themselves. I stayed at this Airbnb once and I remember reading some of the, what's it called, where people leave reviews? Yeah.

And it must have been something they changed, but I think it used to be in there that you had to mow the lawn. Really? I think so. Oh, my God. And I mean, it was a beautiful property and I probably wouldn't have minded it because I don't mind mowing a lawn.

These people are just, they've figured out a life hack that instead of paying a lawn mower, people will pay us to come and stay here and mow the lawn. And it's fun. Yeah. Yeah. I have heard of ones before where you have to feed the cat, which is not too bad. Oh, I like those ones where there's a pet included. But they're like, there's an animal that lives here.

You need to feed it. But I've had friends stay in a rental accommodation before where they had to give the cat medication. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the cat needs a tablet morning and night. She doesn't like it. You've kind of got to force it in and close her mouth. But once you do, she'll be sweet.

And also if you can change the dressing on her wound every couple of days, that would be great. Bree and Clint. Just thought of a new segment. I'm going to call it What Are The Odds? Oh, yeah. What Are The Odds? What Are The Odds?

Of this happening? Okay. So, a story from the UK where a woman decided that she would buy her son-in-law a gift. Okay. Now, her son-in-law's name's Shane. Yeah. And he loves KFC. Oh, yeah.

Right? So, she was out op shopping and she saw this personalised KFC mug. Okay. I'll show you a picture. Everyone else listening, you don't get to see it. It's a KFC mug and it says Shane on it. Yeah. So it's personalised.

She saw it. She goes, oh my God, it couldn't get more perfect. Perfect for any Shane who loves KFC. You know, he's got, I believe it was his birthday coming up. She's like, I'm going to grab that for Shane. That's one of those, you have to get it purchases. You see it he's got, I believe it was his birthday coming up. She's like, I'm going to grab that for Shane. That's one of those you have to get it purchases. You see it and you go, well, I have to get this.

Exactly. Anyway, she went around to his place and she presented him with the gift and he opens the gift and his face kind of dropped and went, oh, thanks. Oh, he didn't like it? And she was quite confused by it. Yeah. And she was like, oh, that's a bit ungrateful. Like I thought it was a pretty, you know, spot on gift. Pull your finger out.

And she said to him, what, you don't like the mug? And that's when he said to her, this is actually my mug. And she said, what? And he said, a bunch of people at work actually got this for me as a leaving gift and it was something that I had donated to charity recently when I was getting rid of some clutter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you've purchased the cup again and the mug has made

its return back to me. Oh. What are the odds of that? That is a cursed mug. He can't get out of his life. No matter what he does, he has to smash. He could smash that mug into 15 pieces. Then it will come back.

And it will appear back in his cupboard whole and ready to be drunk from. I mean, you know, I'm still workshopping this segment. My favourite bit is that he hated the mug. He obviously hated the mug. But he's been given it twice. No, he did hate it. Well, he got rid of it because he said it was clutter. Yeah, he didn't like it.

But he's been given it as a gift twice. Poor Shane. Shane's like, nobody knows me at all. God. You have KFC. You have KFC once a week and all of a sudden you're the KFC guy. I would have rathered a bucket of chicken than this damn mug. What are the odds, eh?

What are the odds? Bree and Clint. Damn. Bree and Clint. Just before we were doing What's the Odds and you talked about Shane who has re-gifted his own mug that he had disposed of at the Salvation Army. Someone texted in and they said,

I gave my sister-in-law a body butter from Fiji. She re-gifted it back to me for my birthday. I know it was the same one because you can't buy that brand in New Zealand and she's never been to Fiji. So good. My sister's like, no, no,

I ordered it online. Where'd you get this, sis? I ordered it. Did you? After the one you gave me was so nice. I wanted to give one to you. This is the One Second Song Challenge. You join us and together we try and figure out songs as quickly as we can.

Winning team gets 50 KFC chicken dollars. Elijah is here. Hi, Elijah. G'day, Elijah. Hey. Do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint, Elijah? Team Clint. Yep, we're on.

That's good because I was going to pick Santreya anyway. G'day, girl. Hey, hey. All right, that's you and me versus Elijah and Clint. Producer Claude has put the songs together. We've got a theme this week, Claude. We do have a theme. The theme this week is colours.

Colours. Colours. Does that give it away? Roy G. Biv. That's exactly right. Put that in the back of your mind. Okay, good. Brianna will go first

and then Elijah and Santreya, you guys are going on the second round, okay? Okay, sounds good. Okay, wait there. Cold names are your buzzers. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Clint. Clint. Coldplay Yellow. Got it. Too easy. Right, Santreya, come on. You've got to get one on the board for us. All right.

That was a gentle one just to ease you in. Okay, here we go, guys. Good luck. Yo, listen up. Here's a story about a little girl. Can I hear Elijah's answer? Elijah, did you buzz in? Yeah.

You did? Okay. It was Blue Dabadi. Do you know the band? Was it Apple 65? Whee! You've got the parentheses in everything. Yeah. The remake.

Well, the remix is currently playing on ZM. The David Guetta one. Yeah. Yeah. The remake, well, the remix is currently playing on ZM. The David Guetta one. Yeah? Yeah. Well, good stuff. You've put us in a power position here, Elijah. We can do this.

Yeah, this could be for the win. All right. Are you guys ready for this? Ready. Okay, good luck. Here we go. Brie. Brie.

That's Lord Greenlight. Exactly. Oh! Such a good song. Such a good song. I'm Sentry, this is all you, girl. This could be the win for Team Clint, but good luck, guys. Elijah, you're back on here. Good luck. Here we go.

Any takers? Calla could be the artist as well, guys. Oh, Santreya. Santreya. Santreya, who's that? Pink, get this party started. Oh, you got it. We're at high break now. Normally when it takes that long, no one's going to get it.

Yeah, yeah. But Sam Traer came through. I was a little worried. Okay, this is the tie breaker now, right? Tie breaker. This is the tie breaker. Okay, it all comes down to you guys, all right? Bree and Clint.

All right. Good luck. Here's your song. Clint. Clint. Taylor Swift, Red. Yeah, you got it. Here's your song Clint Clint Taylor Swift Red Yeah you got it Oh no

How did I get that Over the country girl I did not deserve that You know in my mind When you said colours The first song I went Taylor Swift red Oh no way I literally in my mind when you said colours, the first song I went Taylor Swift Red. Oh no way. I literally

in my mind went Taylor Swift Red and Purple Rain. What happened? I don't know. Hey Elijah, congratulations. We almost lost it but you've just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh yeah. Nice one, well done. I'm going to have a lot of

I'm going to have to talk myself up to my friend Megan, who's one of the biggest Taylor Swift fans. I think Megan's my friend now. Yeah, I think she's just crossed over to your friend. Auckland's first Karen Diner has opened. I've been waiting for this, because we spoke about it when they announced it was coming.

Is it finally open? It's finally open. The global phenomenon where you can expect bad service, they'll get your order wrong, and no one cares if you want to speak to the manager at Karen's restaurant.

It's part of the fun. They're all the manager. They'll intentionally ignore you, they'll bring you the wrong food, and they'll just be straight up rude to you. I love that we finally got to the point in um you know in history where we want that to happen yeah and we want to pay for it too it's kind of like um it's kind of a bit like you know how people like pay to be like whipped and stuff yeah it's a little bit like that a little bit a little bit to be dominated oh yeah yeah i thought the aquamon has just opened Why don't we give them a call and you should ask to speak to the manager.

You've got a specific complaint. You dined in there. And they had parsley on the meal? Earlier today, worse than that. Oh, no. What? You found a pube in your meal. Oh.

So we'll put the call in now. And just let them know, okay? Oh, no. There's a pube in your fries. Karen, what do you want? Hi there. I was just wondering if I could speak to a manager, please. Why do you want to speak to the manager?

Oh, I've just got a bit of an issue I had there earlier today. I just was wondering if a manager was around. There was something that I found in my meal. Maybe you can help me out. No. I'm pretty sure, and I don't know the situation really, but I'm pretty sure I found a pube in my meal. I don't care about you.

There it is. That's what we're looking for. What do you mean you don't care about us? Why not? Why would they care? Well, because somebody's put their pubic hair in our chippies And we thought that might be a legitimate complaint I'm pretty sure it's yours

Well, look, I did have that thought that it could be mine But, you know, can we get... Shut the fuck up You guys are so annoying Whoa, okay All right, that's the perfect Karen experience Thank you We'll definitely be dining again It could be mine, but, you know, can we get... Shut the fuck up. You guys are so annoying. Whoa, okay. All right, that's the perfect Karen experience. Thank you.

We'll definitely be dining again. Can we get a refund or... Oh. Brie and Clint. It's time for Fry Day Oaky. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oaky! More like Friday Smokey because once you hear this, you'll be like,

what have they been smoking? More like Friday Is This this a jokey? More like Friday low-key, this is horrible. Tell them how it works, Brie. Here's how it works. Clint and I get 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer to sing the same song to do our best. Exactly.

And then we will go head-to- head playing those songs out for you on the radio and you guys will get a chance to vote as to who was the best. Five live callers pick the winner this week. A new song from Lewis Capaldi. Brie has been very worried about this ever since we recorded it on Wednesday. You know when, like, I'm the type of person, I know when something's real bad and I can acknowledge it and I know that mine is going to be real bad.

It's okay. I think it's a race to the bottom today. Okay. Because I don't think mine is going to be much better. I did that thing where I recorded it and then Sam said, okay do you want to listen back? And I said, absolutely not. Let's just surprise me on the day. Yeah, I didn't want to listen

back either. Okay, I'll go first, sing as I pick the song, then Breeze Fridayoke will play and together we'll find a winner. Here is my Lewis Capaldi for Fridayoke on ZM. Days ache and nights are long. Two years and still you're not gone. Guess I'm still holding on. Drag my name through the dirt.

Somehow it doesn't hurt though. Guess you're still holding on. You told your friends you want me dead and said that I did everything wrong. And you're not wrong. Well, I'll take all the victory, all but not the thought of you moving on. Cause I'm not ready to find out you know how to forget me I'd rather know how much you regret me And pray to God that you never met me

Then forget me Oh, I hate to know I made you cry But love to know I crossed your mind, babe. Oh, even after all this to wreck me, to find out you know how to forget me. Even after all this time. I think that's the winner. I think we need to stop right there. I'll admit, I'll admit, it was better than I expected.

So much better than what you were saying. Now I'm going to have to play mine after yours and it's going to look even worse. Hey, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Someone just texted and said it sounds like Clint's got a cold. That could be a good thing. That could mean you sound raspy. No, I've got to have a nose operation, okay? Thanks very much.

I don't... I'm dreading this. Be brave, okay? No, because it's not even... In fact, introduce her. Stand behind your performance. No, because it's not even going to be funny. It's just going to be sad and embarrassing. It's so long as well.

That's the point. It's so long. Okay, that's the point. I'm just going to suck it up. Okay. Here's my Lewis Capaldi. Days ache and nights are long. Two years and still you're not gone. Oh, it's going to get worse. Guess I'm still holding on.

Drag my name through the dirt. Somehow it doesn't hurt though. Guess you're still holding on you told your friends you want me dead and said that i did everything wrong and you're not wrong so flat well i'll take all the vitriol but not the thought of you moving on Cause I'm already To find out you know how to forget me I'd rather hear how much you regret me And pray to God that you never met me Then forget me

Oh, I hate to know I made you cry God, that you never met me Then forget me Oh, I hate to know I made you cry But love to know I crossed your mind, babe Oh, I Even after all it still wrecks me To find out you know how to forget me Even after all this time We get paid for this. I know.

Okay, okay. Well done. Hey, well done. Okay. You did it. You got through it. It could have been worse. It could have been driver's license.

I feel like driver's license was just that step further. It's not our worst performance ever. It's far from our worst performance ever. Okay? Okay. 0800 dial ZM. We need five people to decide who was the best. Who did the best Lewis Capaldi this afternoon?

This is our Friday Okie Works. We hand it over to you guys now on 0800 dial ZM to pick a winner. All right. Give us a call. We'll take the feedback. We'll take the vitriol, as Lewis would say. Okay, let's find a winner for Friday Oaky. There's some solid text coming through.

I need to read out this one. Someone said, Bree sounds as flat as my three-day-old Coke bottle on my bedside table. Oh, come on. We took on Lewis Capaldi, Forget Me. Mine sounded like this. Because I'm not ready to find out you know how to forget me. And Bree sounded like this.

Cause I'm all ready To find out you know how to forget me You're about to do your Scottish voice for a second. I gave it a little bit of flavour and then I thought, better not. What are we going to end up with? How are the votes going to fall? We never know. We have five people lined up ready to go. Hi, Sam.

Happy Friday. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate. Sam, what are your thoughts this week? It wasn't really close. I mean, when Clint went, you know, my baby boy hyped up a little bit. But when Brieie Clay came on,

he sensed it. So it made him feel some emotion. That must be a good sign. A lot of emotion. So who are you voting for? Just so we're clear, Sam? It's going to have to be a Clint this Friday, guys. Thank you very much. Fair enough, Sam. We won't play it again. We need to get that little

baby settled down. That is not fair, is it? Yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry, Sam. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Yeah, happy Friday, guys. Happy Friday, mate. Any tears in your household over Friday-okey today?

Maybe. Tears of joy? We'll go with that then, shall we? Yeah, okay. Let's go with that. Who are you voting for? Bree or Clint? Who won Friday Oki for you?

Well, Clint, I think when you got your cables cut, they must have crossed some wires because that was probably your better performance. Oh, okay. You reckon the vasectomy might have improved my vocal performance? I thought that was going the other way, Lisa, for a second. Yeah, okay. Wow.

Yeah, no, sorry, Bree. That's a bonus. Fair enough, Lise. Thanks, Lise. I appreciate it. Let's go to Brenda. Kia ora, Brenda. Hi, Brenda. Yeah, okay. Wow. Yeah, no, sorry, Bree. That's a bonus. Fair enough, Lise. Thanks, Lise. I appreciate it. Let's go to Brenda. Kia ora, Brenda. Hi, Brenda.

Hi, guys. What do you reckon this week? Who's your Friday Oki champion? Well, sorry, Clint. You sounded like you're straining, mate. I'm Bree all the way. Yeah, Brenda, the girl. Brenda, you see, the thing is...

Go, right. Yes. The thing is, I was straining. That's why it sounded like that. Brenda, see, the thing is... Yes! The thing is, I was straining. That's why it sounded like that. Brenda, see, the thing is, is so was I. All right, you've kept Bree alive. Thank you, Brenda. Have a great long weekend.

Steph's here. Hi, Steph. G'day, Steph. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you, Steph. Tell us, any feedback this week? So, I listen to this every Friday, and every Friday I'm always like,

oh, like, you know, I normally can pick it off, like, really well. Yeah. And Clint went, and I was like, oh, that's pretty good. And then you were saying that you weren't really good, Bree, but my God, I loved yours the best. Like, yours is so good. Thank you, Steph.

Are we really going to tie break here? Yeah. Are you shocked? I'm just as shocked as you. I picked Bree, like, when Bree was saying, like, oh, no, and you're like, mine's so bad. Just so we're clear. No, no, wait, let her finish.

Let her finish. But just so we're clear, Steph, you know Bree's was the second one, eh? Yeah, I know. Yeah, okay, all right. Okay, cool. Steph, thank you for giving me some confidence back. We are here at tiebreak, everybody. Connor is here.

Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hello. How are you? The power is all yours. Here we go, Connor. Oh, gosh. You're going to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week. It all rests on your vote, so what do you think?

Oh, man. Right. Well, you know, some feedback to start with. I think you both had great passion. Yes. Thank you, Connor. I could feel the emotion and, you know, it was wonderful, Brie. Like, you had a great emotion going on there. I was thinking of all my failed relationships, Connor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. was thinking of all my failed relationships, Connor.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to get into that, yeah. And, like, Clint, you had great connection to the song. And you know what? I think you got bagged the potential there. Yeah, okay. That's good. Thank you, thank you. Today I'm going for...

Ooh, build-ups. Clint. Oh! Because I'm not ready To find out you know how to forget me Thank you, Connor. I appreciate that. And the very, very well thought out feedback too. So we really appreciate it.

Connor, you should be a TV presenter because that was very well done. Super well executed, wasn't it? The suspense of pause and everything. I'm just happy to be here this week, to be honest, after that. Okay, thank you for your votes, everybody. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger before a long weekend. Do you remember the rules? Oh. Remember the rules? We sometimes play more than one birthday banger. Let's just see how we go, okay?

Let's see how we go. Okay, so I'm getting ahead of myself. Yeah. Don't put the horse before the cart, okay? All right. I think that's what that's saying. But just keep it in mind. Let's go to Kim.

Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. Long weekend. How good, Kim? Oh, yeah. Are you in traffic right now, Kim? Would you like more than one birthday banger?

Not in traffic. I'm going to McDonald's. Oh, nice. Way to start off your weekend right. Hey, Kim, what's your birthday, mate? December 1981. Old lady. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1997.

And on your birthday in December, this would have been number one. I don't care who you are, who you are, where you're from, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me.

I love a bit of the Backstreet Boys. Terrible. Did you say terrible, Kim? Terrible. You hate the Backstreet Boys. I thought this was a surefire Kim Pleaser. I like this song. What, you're not a fan, Kim?

No. Okay, no, fair enough, Kim. Yeah, all right. Let's go to Peter. Hey, at least she's, you know, decisive. Yeah, how's it going? Let's see if we can please Peter. How are you going?

Yeah, bloody awesome, actually. Good to hear, Pete. What's your birthday? 30th of December, 1983. All right, that means you were 16 in 1999. And on the 30th of December in 99, this was number one. Banger. I know, Peter.

Like a bit of S Club. That's awesome, eh? Oh, don't mind it. That is a banger of a song. Yeah, that is a banger of a song. It was number one when you turned 16 years old. That is your birthday banger. Wait there.

We'll do one more for Sasha. Kia ora, Sasha. Hello, Sasha. Hi. Hi. How are you going, Sasha? Many plans for the long weekend? I'm at a camp for the weekend.

Oh, lovely. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Sash? The 14th of January, 2004. Right, that means you were 16 in 2020, so only a couple of years ago. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Another one that doesn't like their birthday banger. What's wrong with this, Sash? Just listen to it. What would you have rathered? What were you hoping for? I actually thought it was Circles by Post Malone, but apparently it's not. Oh, okay.

No, you get yummy, yummy, yummy. Okay, wait there. Well, Kim doesn't like hers, and Sasha doesn't like hers, and Peter loves his, you get yummy, yummy, yummy. Okay, wait there. Well, Kim doesn't like hers and Sasha doesn't like hers and Peter loves his and Peter's was good. So I feel like there's only one real choice to make. I mean, I love S Club Party, but the Backstreet Boys I don't hear that often. Right.

Where are you going to hear all your S Club 7? Well, I just think we've played a bit of S Club 7 in birthday. Yeah, fair. Okay, fair. Whereas Backstreet Boys, not as much. But it is a Friday and the S Club party is more upbeat. The S Club party is more upbeat. If you want to really like be, what's the word for it?

If we want to pike out, we can vote separately and make Claude decide. Claudey's like, I don't want to do that. Okay, I'm voting Backstreet Boys. Well, that's weird because I'm voting Backstreet Boys Well that's weird Because I'm voting S Club 7 Claude I could just go the other way

And go for Yummy Yeah you could But don't do that But I could Because you gave me that power So I could See now the power's Going to her head

I'm not going to though I think that I'm going to go for S Club 7 She's so to go for S Club 7. She's so decisive. Yeah, no, S Club 7. Peter, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger.

Oh, that's awesome. Work it. Have a good long weekend, Pete. Likewise, you too. See you, mate. All right, cheers. Joel's getting down on the floor. We're only playing one.

It's time to play Backstreet Boys 2. Text 9696 if you want Backstreet Boys after this club. Or don't. Bree and Clint, it's an M. S-M-I Gonna take you high Bree and Clint. S-M-I Is it in Brinkland?

Good choice for a Friday. That's East Club 7 and East Club Party. The winner of Birthday Banger for Peter from 1999. I mean, it was good, and I love East Club, but you know what would be better? For a long weekend, back-to-back Backstreet Boys, baby. Does it have to be that other Backstreet Boys song? I say we can pick whatever.

Could it be this one? People don't remember what it was. All right, then. Yeah! I've been running high, been receiving my name, all right. People don't remember what it was. All right, then. Yeah! Yeah! Brie and Clint. Sit in Brie and Clint. It's a winner of birthday bagger You know

One of the Backstreet Boys AJ Yeah Is currently on RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race Is he? Yeah Is he a queen?

Yeah Doing drag? So they dress Celebrities up in drag Oh But they compete Week after week Doing lip syncs

Buzzy He's pretty good. Yeah? Yeah. Well, they did a lot of costumes, the Blackstreet Boys. Well, to be honest, I think it's a lot about choreography. Right. And he's good at that.

Good back-to-back birthday banger for a long weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Bree and Clint. iHeart Radio. This is the latest live from L. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, it was the biggest story in Hollywood a few weeks ago,

Spitgate, where people were saying Harry Styles spat on Chris Pine and Olivia Wilde has now spoken out about it. She has. She's actually given a really incredible interview and she's talked about Spitgate, she's talked about lots of things, and, of course, she has again yet refuted the spit gate. Never happened. She said, yes, when you watch the video,

you can see that he wasn't spitting on him. She called it clickbait. She said this is just an example of headlines, clickbait, stories made up. Look, I've got to just say this, though. She, that is some good press. Yeah. That is some good, pretty press.

That's a massive press. Don't be too angry at it, Liv. Your movie was the number one story. The only thing that knocked your movie off being the largest story in the world was the death of Queen Elizabeth. That's the only reason we stopped talking about it. Sure. Yeah.

Sure. There was actually one extra thing she talked about. We haven't really Talked about this On the show yet But the Shia LaBeouf Being removed From the project

Earlier on So long story short He and Olivia Sat down And essentially She had He was She was given

The ultimatum Shia LaBeouf was like Me or Florence And as you may know Shia La had been I never How do you say his name? Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf Shia La had been, I never, how do you say his name? Shia La Booth.

Shia La Booth. Shia La Booth. Yeah. And Florence Pugh. And Florence, thank you. He was like, it's me or Florence.

And Olivia was like, you know what? I chose the actress and that is why Shia La Booth was not in the production in the end. And I've seen it. Actually,

I think we crossed the other day while I was in the middle of the screening and I can't imagine anyone else in the roles that they were in. They were so good. So good. And it's beautiful looking.

Shia's on the verge of being cancelled permanently. So I think she made the right choice keeping Florence instead of Shia. There's been some dodgy headlines about that guy recently. I'm surprised he even got another movie. Yeah, I mean. Agreed. He obviously is going through a lot of different things and needs to probably get some help,

but I think she made the right call. There you go. Oh, by the way, how many stars for What's the Movie Called Again? Forget Me Not. Don't worry, darling. Don't worry, darling. I'm going to give it four stars because it's beautiful looking and it had such a great ending

but for me personally, it took a while to get there. A little bit of a slow burn. A solid four stars, Dean? A solid four stars. I was hungry though. That might have been a reason. We love you. That is our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles.

Free in Clint. Anyway, let's get arty. Oh, I do love to talk art and a bit of culture. We are very cultured. As we sit here, Brie is wearing a beret. Yes, with a turtleneck. And a turtleneck. Merino turtleneck.

And I'm wearing nothing at all. Arseless chaps. It's a statement. It's performance art. Yeah. Producer Ella came to us today at lunch and she said, Hey guys, can you help me figure out whether this thing I've seen is art or if someone has just taken the piss?

So welcome to our cultured conversation, producer Ella. Hello. Yeah, I'm really curious. Weeing in public is not art. Damn it. Do that a few times. I know you've tried to pass it off as art a couple of times. It's beautiful.

Mark my territory. No, no, no. We're not talking about that. I saw an article. It was this Australian artist in Sydney. People on the internet have divided, and I'm confused at why they're even divided, because in my opinion, this is ridiculous.

Art or not? Not art. In your opinion, not art. I mean, you could look into the details of it, but what do you think this art looks like now? Looks like a McDonald's gherkin stuck to the roof. Yeah, exactly. That, to me, looks like the next Mona Lisa. What do you think, Tim? That's gherkin stuck to the roof. Yeah, exactly. That to me looks like the next Mona Lisa.

What do you think, Clint? That's what I was getting to. I love the simplicity of the piece. And I think it kind of, it's a metaphor, isn't it? And Clint, tell us what that metaphor is, because I feel like we're on the same page. It is a metaphor. It's a statement on capitalism.

What they've done is they've taken the McDonald's that is so ubiquitous in our society and omnipresent. It's everywhere. You can't escape it. And they've put it up out of the eyeline. So you wouldn't normally see it. And yet it's above us. It's ridiculous.

It's inescapable. You cannot escape big business. I think it's referencing inflation. Yeah, obviously. And obviously the rising cost of living. Sky high prices being through the roof. Yeah, gherkin on the roof. Definitely references that.

And it just really sends a strong message. Yeah. Obviously. Obviously. I try to interpret it as in like far away, you might not seem like you're much, but up close and personal when you're with friends, you do mean a great lot to people.

Right, well, I thought you said you didn't think it was art. Well, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to think from an art's brain, but it's literally... So you're on board now. You're jumping on the bandwagon now, are you? No, that was... I'm just trying, but it's just a pickle on a roof. Do you reckon someone just threw a pickle on the ceiling and now someone has claimed it to be their art?

Literally. They've just put a little sign on it and like, it's art. And then everyone's just gone with it? Yeah, I think that's exactly what happened, actually. Doesn't mean we can't make money out of it, Claude, okay? Let's cash in. Shut up, Claudia. It costs a living.

Go on up. So, art or not art? Art. Obviously art. Obviously art. I mean, bring back the banana that's duct taped to the wall, I say. Brie and Clint. Hey, that's the end of the goddamn show.

Before a long weekend. Yeah, buh-buh. What are you doing for the long weekend? All Blacks. Oh, yes. All Blacks Australia at Eden Park. Getting there in time for the Black Ferns playing Japan at Eden Park. My brother was on the same flight as the Wallabies.

Was he? Yeah, he goes to me, I was on the same flight as the Wallabies. There's some big units on there. I could take most of them. Did he give them shit for us? Was he like, you guys suck? Nah, my brother doesn't say much.

Nah, he doesn't, eh? Nah, he would have just been like, hey, it's the Wallabies. And then not ask for a photo? And then not said anything else. Yeah, no, I'm going to Ha-Hay for a little... To the Coromandel. To the Coromandel, the beautiful Coromandel, taking my brother there. I'm going to show him, you know, all the sights.

Oh, look out, ladies of the Coromandel. Is it warm enough to get the shirt off and go for a swim? I think the weather's not going to be very good. Oh, it's a shame. And his girlfriend is with us. Yeah, I'm asking for her, obviously. Oh, right. Have a great long weekend, everybody.

We'll catch you back on Tuesday on The Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.