ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd September 2024

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

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From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Free and Lit. Oh, yeah. It's a high energy intro for a high energy show, everybody. Welcome along. God, that really gets you going, hey? For your three o'clock, you're on the downward bend, downward slope. Downward slide.

Downward slide, downward slope, and you're nearly there. Monday done. You might be on the downward bend too. Depends how your weekend went. Downward bend, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're definitely on the down part of a bend, or if you had been on the weekend by now.

Oh, this is definitely the down part. This is the down part. Monday afternoon. Tomorrow's going to be worse. Tomorrow will be horrible. Might as well call in sick. This is the down part. Monday afternoon. Tomorrow's going to be worse. Tomorrow will be horrible. May as well call in sick. We're going back up. And then this weekend, bloody daylight savings.

Yeah, this Sunday, daylight savings kicks in again around the country. Life starts getting better from here. Speaking of good, this will make tomorrow better. You might not be aware of this, but tomorrow's $5 Zinger Burger Day at KFC. Between 10 o'clock and 5 o'clock tomorrow, you'll be able to get a Zinger Burger for $5 if you use the code PLU442. So just make a little note of that in your phone now, PLU442. But we've got a voucher to give away right now.

We sure do. Just to kick off the show with some KFC, you can text Zinger, Z-I-N-G-E-R to 9696 and we'll hook you up with 50 KFC chicken dollars. We'll pick one of you out. That's five. That's ten $5 Zinger burgers tomorrow. Yeah.

With your $50 voucher. That's a lot of Zinger burgers. Shout the workplace. Get those texts in. We'll sort someone out with that voucher now. Next, we're going to play tradie versus lady for 50 bucks cash. If you're keen for it, we need a tradie and a lady to pick up the phone and call 0800-DIALS-AT-M right now. Yeah, if that means it's you and you want to play, then now is the time to call right now. Bree and Clint.

It's tradie versus Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Whoopsie. That's a hangover from Friday when we did Tradie versus Tradie. For International Tradie Day, but it is back to Tradie versus Lady. Yeah. And I saw Claudia mouth a very naughty word when she heard that goat air. I think she said...

Fudge. Tradie. Oh, right. It started with F....trady. Oh, right. It started with F, whatever it was. Oh, right. Yeah. Unsure. That's why we've got soundproof glass.

Let's go to our lady calling from Blenheim. She's 25 and she bought her own house when she was 21. Welcome to the show. It's Raya. Hi, Raya. Hello. How are you? Where did you buy the house and how did you do it?

I bought it in Blenheim and just lots of work and no social life. Oh, well, good on you for not having a social life. Has it paid off? Yes, it definitely has. I bet. So you recommend lots of work and no social life? For a little bit, yeah. You can have one now, though, right?

Yeah, exactly. A hundred percent. Nah, she can't. She's got a crippling mortgage. She's taking one out of trading today. They're from Christchurch. They're 22, and they are three months sober off the energy drinks. Welcome to the show, Alex.

Hi, Alex. Hello. Oh, good for you. It's really, really difficult, isn't it, when it's a part of your everyday routine? Yeah, you're telling me. What was your poison? You a V man? You a live plus?

A monster? I can't go wrong with a blue V. Blue V. Let's not talk about it. Tradies love a blue V in the morning, eh, Alex? Don't talk about it. You'll make him want one. Remember how good that bubbles on your tongue sort of like get you going?

Nah, Alex, don't. Start the day. No, mate. It's not as good as you remember. Trust me. It's never as good. You're always chasing that dragon. Exactly. Ice the day. No, mate. It's not as good as you remember. Trust me. It's never as good. You're always chasing that dragon. Exactly.

Ice cold out of the work fridge. Anyway, Alex, your buzzer is tradie. Raya, your lady, the first of three correct answers, gets that $50 cash. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Which Disney movie has had the most sequels?

Tradie. Yes, Alex? Toy Story? It is Toy Story. It's had four more than any other Disney film. Okay, one to the tradies. Question number two. Which rugby team won the Bledisloe Cup on the weekend?

Alex just got in. All Blacks. All Blacks. Nice work. You're two on the board, Alex. Raya, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Trady. Alex just got in for the win. Is it Sam Smith? You've got it. Well done. That's a convincing Trady victory. Nice work, Alex. Very well done.

Hard luck, Raya. He was just too good. No worries. Bree and Clint. Big news for the Aussies, the Australians. They've just ticked over 27 million people in population. Have they? Yeah.

God, everything is bigger in Australia, right? Everything. I always find it interesting because I've seen videos and I've heard you talk about it before where Aussie describe themselves as like a small country and then you're over here in New Zealand where we're just scrape over 5 million and you're like, no, you guys have got 27 million people.

You're pretty big. You're pretty big. Well, see, when I, because I mean, I've been here in New Zealand nearly seven years now. Yeah. But when I lived in Australia, like Aussie, I thought, yeah, pretty small country. Crazy, eh? But when I moved to New Zealand, I look at Australia now as

quite a big country. It's the big time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got multiple states, 27 million. They've got multiple time zones. But then when you look at other countries like India. Oh, yeah. You know, like it's not even comparable. Yeah, but it's not right to compare.

It's like India and China. Those are the exceptions to the rule. But even anywhere else, like Australia, like even America. What's the population of America? Like 400 million. Is it? I'm pretty, wait, I could be totally off. I could be totally off. I could be totally off.

Claudia, can you please live fact check this conversation for us so we're not broadcasting misinformation and disinformation? Oh, I was a little bit off. I was 50 million off. Are they 350? About 350, yeah. Damn. That's more than Australia. A lot more.

Yeah. You know, in comparison to that. They must think that New Zealand is just a joke, eh? They must think it's just like a speck. We're like, oh, we've got traffic problems. Yeah, no wonder we get left off tea towels and stuff. Exactly. You know?

Five million people. Yeah, so they've just ticked over 27 million in Australia. And I thought to celebrate, we could play a bit of a game I'm calling Population... That's it, that didn't come up. I thought you were going to call it The Population Game. The Population Game. Welcome, everyone, to The Population Game

where you're going to be guessing populations of countries, towns or cities. Wonderful. I've already proved we know nothing in this game so far. Yeah, that was a bit of a test. Including you, the adjudicator. No, I knew I was 50 million off. I'd say that's... That's a lot of people.

Hey, I knew more than you. That's 10 New Zealanders. I knew, yeah, but in comparison to how many live in America. Anyway. Anyway. Let's not fight each other. Let's beat each other in the population game. Right, here's how the population game works,

and you can play along if you're listening. I'm going to give you a place, and you all have to lock in how many people you think currently live there. The population in 2024. Are we ready to play? Ready. Yeah, let's do it. All right.

The first one, Puerto Rico. Random. I have no frame of reference for this. Is that Brazil? No, it's Puerto Rico. I've actually been to Puerto Rico. Is it near Brazil? You should know this.

Does it feel like there are a lot of people there? I was very drunk. The whole time. I reckon there's quite a few people there. Okay. So I'm going to say Puerto Rico 7 million. I will give you a hint. It's an island. Quite a small island. I'm going

10 million. 10 million. What did you say, Clint? 7 million. 8 and a half million. Okay. So wait, what did you say? 10 million. 10 million. What did you say, Ella? I said 10. Clint said 7, and I split the difference. Oh, yeah, 7. I said 7 million.

Yeah, yeah. The little, and I did warn you, the little island is 3.2 million. Oh, no. Island. Well done. I've been there. Okay, next one. What is the population of Japan?

Oh, I've been there. Similar size to New Zealand is Japan. Of the whole country. I'm not just after Tokyo. I'm after the whole country. I'm going big. I'm going big. 50 million.

Oh, I was going to say 50 million. 49 million. Oh, undercut me. I'm going 30 million. $49 million. Oh, undercut me. I'm going $30 million. You think Australia, let me just put this into perspective for you guys. You think Australia has $27 million and you think Japan has $30 million. Australia's mostly outback, isn't it? Yeah.

I thought you couldn't live in some of the places. There's more snakes than people. God, I would have smoked all of you guys in this game. Okay, fine, $100 million. No, you've surely locked in 30 million. The population is 123 million. Nearly 124 million. Wow.

That's a point to me. I'm pretty sure Tokyo alone is like 12 million. Wow. That's a lot of New Zealanders. Just in one city. Okay, and we can't get to the airport. All right, speaking of getting to the airport, this is probably one of the worst experiences I had in a city, getting to the airport. Alright, speaking of getting to the airport, this is probably one of the worst

experiences I had in a city. Getting to the airport, what is the population of London? Oh, just the city of London. Just the city of London. 30 million. 20 million. 25 million.

Okay, so we've got 30. I can't remember what I said. 20. 25. The population? Okay, so we've got 30. I can't remember what I said. 20. 25. The population of London, you've all gone too high. It's just over 9.5 million. Who knew we'd be bad at this game? Really bad.

Okay. Next one. How many people live in South Africa? Oh. Oh, no. I've seen District 9. South Africa. It's chocker. It's seen District 9. South Africa. It's chocker.

It's fricking Africa. 130 million. People for Africa. Literally. 90 million. Too big. I'm going to say 45 million. 45, Clint's locking in.

I'll stick with 90. Feels right. 90. I'll go 110. 63 million. So who was that? Clint? I got no concept. Second last one. How many people live in the state of

Queensland? Australia. I've told you recently they've just ticked over 27 million. So that, I mean, that'll give you a hint. The Sunshine State. The Sunshine State. The Sunshine State. Eight million. Claudia's locking in eight.

That's a pretty good guess. Twelve. There's three million that live in Brisbane. What do you reckon? Five and a half million for Queensland. Ooh, lovely. Five and a half. Eight.

Twelve. Five and a half. Oh, Twelve. Five and a half. Oh, you're kidding. Oh, gross. Clint's on the money. Clint has won, but let's just do the last one for fun. What is the population of Auckland? One million.

1.4 million. 1.2. 1.693 million in 2024. 1.69. Nice. Nice. No one else move here because it's fun to say. Yeah. Okay, there you go. No, we need some more people. Fill.69. Yay. No one else move here because it's fun. Just saying. Yeah. Okay, there you go.

No, we need some more people. Fill us up. No, I don't want more people. No, no more people. No. Fill us up. Do you really want more traffic? At least give us a train and then more people. Oh, you don't want anyone else to come here. We can see who the New Zealand First voters are in the room. Shut up! Don't you say that. I'll welcome anyone with open arms. Oh, you've changed your tune.

I'd love people to come here once they fix the public transport. Yeah, fix the issues and then come. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Stan and Bree and Clint.

That is the full version of Eminem's Stan. I forgot how full on that song was. I just remember my cousin Ryan. Yeah. It was,

it was his favourite album ever. That one? Yeah, and we were all real. Was that Eminem's show, that album? Yeah, I think so. And we're all really, and we were all real. Was that Eminem's show, that album? Yeah, I think so. And we're all really young and we're all holidaying on the Sunshine Coast together.

And I remember that song, He Cried. Really? Yeah. Wow. He was like, he would have been 13 years old. It got to him. Yeah. Wow.

Okay, there you go. Do you remember that Chinese zoo that made the news earlier this year because people believed that their pandas were actually dogs that they'd painted? How could I forget? They were painting chow chow dogs. No, people accused them of painting chow chow dogs. They clearly were painting chow chows. The zoo said, no, no.

They were all baby pandas. Well, the zoo has finally spoken out Shanwei Zoo In Guangdong province Have said you got us Our pandas are actually Chow chow dogs Yeah

No shiz The zoo did claim that they didn't intentionally Mislead people because they say That somewhere if you look hard enough There's a sign that does say panda dogs so in fairness in fairness to this zoo i can't really tell the difference can you they look pretty similar to a panda brie was right that chow chows which if you've ever seen a chow chow they do look look like a bear. They look like a little teddy bear, don't they?

Yeah, they do. So. They're fluffy and then they've obviously spray painted them. Yeah. In the way. They said that they used. A panda would look. They said they used dye, not spray paint, but they said it didn't harm the dogs at all.

But yeah, it kind of makes you want to go there more, doesn't it? Now that I see them on video, can clearly tell their dogs you can tell their dogs because they're panting and you can tell their dogs because sometimes they bark uh and also because they look like a dog and you can tell that they're dogs because they're dogs but in the photos i was like that could be a baby panda it could be You know people get their chow chows Coloured like that To look like To look like pandas

They're not the only zoo that's done it Another zoo earlier this year in Tibet Got in trouble because their African lion Was a dog That they'd shaved to have a mane Yeah right Another Chinese zoo had a wolf enclosure was a dog that they'd shaved to have a mane. Yeah, right. Another Chinese zoo had a wolf enclosure, which was also dogs. Whoa.

Which they were the same family. That's fair. Same family, but not technically a wolf. Like if you went to see a lion enclosure and it was full of Persian cats. I'd be like, wait a second. And they'd go, same family. Yeah, they're a bunch of Maine Coons that they just put in there. Same family.

And finally, it's not just China. In 2018, a zoo in Egypt made the news because they had painted stripes on a donkey and told everybody that that was the zebra. Well, I mean, in fairness, donkey can look quite similar to a zebra yeah but no one's going to a zoo to see donkeys you just can't visit those enclosures when it's raining no exactly mom the donkey's leaking the donkey's melting makes you question everything hey makes you question everything like you go to auckland zoo hamilton zoo next time don't just take it at face value any of those animals in there the giraffes what do you reckon the giraffes would be they could Question everything. You go to Auckland Zoo, Hamilton Zoo next time, don't just take it at face value.

Any of those animals in there, the giraffes. What do you reckon the giraffes would be? They could be dogs. They could all be dogs. Yeah. With the right paint, anything could be a dog. You're not meant to do this, but Claude, you're meant to do this when we're off air.

Oh, yeah. But I always forget because ADHD. Claudia, can you grab me some Star Wars theme music please? Well, what Clint could have. But I want you here listening to me. What am I? Chop liver. Chop liver? I want you here to relax and just have a normal conversation with me. Claudia, can you sort this out?

Claude, can I also get an espresso martini please? That'd be good, thanks. Do I have to click the button? You've got to do something. There's a Star Wars loving military family

that's made the news. After their son was denied a passport and was unable to go on a family holiday because of his name. Jar Jar Binks. No. He was born on May the 4th.

May the 4th be with you. And also with you. Lift up our hearts. Lift them up to the Lord. It's right to give thanks and praise. You can tell we both went to Catholic school. I score. Informally known as Star Wars Day, May the 4th.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they decided that to, you know, celebrate that their son was born on May 4th. They're big Star Wars fans anyway, so they were very excited. They gave their child a Star Wars name. Okay. They named their son Loki Skywalker Mowbray. Now, Claudia's mouth is a gape.

Correct me if I'm wrong. The only part of that I got was Skywalker. Yeah, but obviously Loki is from... Yeah, they've mixed their franchises. Oh, okay. Yeah, like remember Loki from Avengers? Yeah. Which, I mean, I've mixed their franchises. Oh, okay, yeah. Remember Loki from Avengers? Which, I mean, I've heard other people with the name Loki.

Not all that uncommon. But Skywalker... Where does Mowbray come from? Oh, that's just their last name. I'm just giving you his full name. Right, okay, sure. It sounds, I think... Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Loki Skywalker Mowbray. That's a cool name, man. Claudia cool. Pretty cool. Loki Skywalker Mowbray.

That's a cool name, man. Claudia's shaking her head. You don't think that's cool? I think it's cool. It's like almost cool. I don't know. It feels a bit like try-hardy. Well, no one's ever going to call him by his full name.

No. True. But I think it's a conversation starter. They'll low-key just call him Loki. Yeah, low-key. They should have committed and named him Skywalker first name. Nah, see, I don't know if that's as cool. You reckon?

They should have called him Luke. Like, if we're going to do it, just do it. Yeah, Luke Skywalker Mowbray. Like, if you're going to do it, just do it. Well, it's so weird, this story. So the passport got denied, and apparently it was something to do with the fact that they claimed they couldn't print Skywalker

because of Disney's copyright on the name. That's strange. Anyway. That Disney's powers extend to international affairs. I know. Anyway, eventually it did get sorted and they issued him his passport with the name Skywalker

on it. Everyone's scared of the mouse, eh? Everyone's terrified of the mouse. I am distancing myself from whatever Clint's saying because I'm one of those. She's scared of the white gloves of the mouse. I thought we could put it out there on 0800 dials at him

or you can text us on 9696 if you believe you have a cool sounding name. I've grown up believing that I have a cool name. Can I tell you why? Because of that one episode of Friends where Chandler says that he wants to change his name and he's

talking to Joey and he says to Joey says to him, what are you going to change your name to? Does he say Clinton? He goes, I don't know, something cool like Clint. And Joey says to him, no way, man. There's no way you're cool enough to pull off Clint. And that was the day I decided I was going to change from Clinton to Clint. Look at me now.

Look at you now. Cool as a cucumber. Ella, produce Ella, just tiny little thumbs up. You shady bee. I'm talking full name. That's what I want. Full name. If you think your name is very cool sounding, I want you to call.

Bree and Clint. We're trying to find the coolest name in New Zealand. And I reckon we might have to shut the competition down because I think we've found it. But Brie is dubious. She thinks it's not real. That it's not real. Someone has texted through and they said,

my cousin's name is Bolivia because she was conceived there. But her full name is Bolivia Newton John. Shut it down. So close to the icon that is Olivia... No, no, we got it. Newton John. We got it, Bolivia Newton John. I don't believe it.

You don't believe that? I want to see a birth certificate and I want to see the birth certificate that's come from Bolivia because she was born there. If you can come to the ZDM studios with your... You've got them on the phone. Okay, no, let's interrogate them. Yeah, let's talk.

Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. Hi, guys. Sister of Bolivia Newton John. Lauren. Are you for real?

She's my cousin. She's my cousin. Okay, your cousin. Are you for real? I'm so for real, yeah. So her name comes from She was conceived in Bolivia by her parents And her parents are a bit like

Gypsy and then Newton is our last name And then she married Her husband with the surname John How? She's Bolivia Newton John By marriage Yeah so Newton's our name

So you're Lauren Newton Well no Olivia Newton John by marriage. Yeah, yeah. So Newton's our name, but John's the other one. So you're Lauren Newton. Well, no. So it's my auntie's husband, but then they divorced, and she was born as Newton. Okay, okay. Yeah. I am so in shock that this is a true story.

I believe you. I believe Lauren. Do you believe her now? Well, she sounds good. You don't need the birth certificate anymore. Well, people can text through whatever they want. I think it's a lot harder to be able to tell. But Lauren sounds very truthful.

I believe her. She sounds genuine. Bolivia Newton John. Okay, Lauren, now tell me if you're taking the piss or not, and I won't be mad at you. No, definitely not. You can look her up. She'll be there.

We will take it. Lauren, you sound genuine You can look her up. She'll be there. We will take it. Lauren, you sound genuine. I believe it. Bolivia Newton John. It's too good. It is too good. Someone else texted in and said, we'll have to get this person on to interrogate them as well, Claude.

They said, my granddad's name was Ronald McDonald McIntosh. I believe it. Oh, you believe that one? Well, yeah. Ronald McDonald Mcintosh. I believe it. Oh, you believe that one? Well, yeah. Ronald McDonald Macintosh. I don't believe the text above that that said, I know a guy named Dixie, last name Normus. I don't believe that one.

It's so hard to know which ones you'll choose to believe and which one you won't. What about this one? I'm trying to find the coolest name in New Zealand right now. Yeah, what do you got? Someone said, I think I have a cool name. Jenna Kate Stone. That's a cool name. You sound like a Hollywood actress, Jenna Kate Stone. Jenna Kate Stone is going to be in the remake of the Titanic film. That's a fantastic name.

Kira's on the phone. Hi, Kira. Hi, Kira. Hi. Kira is a cool name, but you believe your boyfriend has a cooler name. Yes, his name's Peter Parker. Is it actually? Yeah, it is. From Spider-Man. I did question it, yeah. Does he have an uncle called Ben?

Oh, I couldn't tell you that one. You need to find that out. You need to find that out. Does his Spidey sense tingle, Kira? No comment. Does he shoot Webb? Go, Webb, go. Tingle, Kira? No comment. Does he shoot web? Go, web, go.

That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. How old is he out of interest? He's 20, but his parents didn't know of, like, the whole cinematic universe when they named him here. What do you mean, Kira? How does someone not know of Spider-Man? I don't know. I'm going to have to make them watch the movie.

Lots of people know Spider-Man. Not everybody knows Peter Parker. You know, you have to have actually watched the movie or read the comic book, I think. That's pretty common knowledge. All right. Well, you got him, Kira. Well done.

That's amazing. Oh, just before you go, is he more of an Andrew Garfield, Peter Parker? Or who's the new one? Tobey Maguire. Tobey Maguire. Tom Holland. Or Tobey Maguire. Whichbey Maguire or Tom Holland or Tobey Maguire. Which one is he?

Andrew Garfield. Oh, sorry for your loss. Yeah. That's the worst one. I like the way we're all disappointed. That's the worst one. Someone takes through. They said, I know a guy called Warwick Steele. Sounds like a superhero name. Warwick Steele. Sounds like a superhero name.

Warwick Steele? No, it doesn't. It sounds like a manufacturing company from Western Australia. You know, my name was going to be a superhero name, but we had to take my dad's dumb last name. What was your name going to be? My name was going to be Bree Steele. Oh, is your mum's name Steele?

My mum's maiden name is Steele. Oh, you had to take your dad's dumb name. Bree Stee maiden name is Steel. I thought your dad's dumb name. Bree Steel, you can't deny that's a cool-sounding name. That sounds like a superhero. I work with a guy called Rob Banks. We're not looking for New Zealand's funniest name. We're looking for New Zealand's coolest name. Someone wanted to add in Todd Masters.

Todd Masters. It's quite a cool name, I guess. Not bad. Someone said, I've got a lame first name, but my last name is pretty cool. It's Moon. Moon. That is a cool last name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Bit of a space cadet, the Moon, that I knew. Well. Like genuinely a bit of a. Obviously their first name was full then. Yeah. Onda.

Okay, we need to settle on the coolest name. I think we found it. I think we started with the coolest name. I think it has to be Bolivia Newton-John. It's the one that we want. It has to be. It's got the star power about it, you know? And we corroborated it.

We made sure it was real. And I think we have to award. Olivia Newton-John. That's the one that we want. Perfect. Job well done. Olivia Newton-John. Olivia Newton-John.

Brian Clint. Time to play Guess the Noise. Was my computer making some noise? Yes, it was. And I was looking at you going, your computer's making noise. Was my computer making some noise? Yes, it was. And I was looking at you going, your computer's making noise. And you were looking at me like, what? I can't hear. I've got headphones on.

What? What was the noise? It sounded like cricket or something boring. Oh, yeah, I'm watching the cricket. Yeah. I could tell. That's how it's done. See, I identified the sound and I could tell where it was coming from.

Boom. One point to me, Claude. Yeah, I think you should get a point for that, actually. Hell yeah. Today, playing Guess the Noise is Sarah on Team Bree. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Who's that in the background, Sarah? That's Wiley. He's really excited. He really wanted to call through. Okay, well, tell Wiley we said hello. I was the one who wanted to call on the radio, not her.

Amazing, Wiley. Well, you're on the radio right now. Wiley, you should have called in 10 minutes ago for New Zealand's coolest name. Actually? Yeah. You should have. I don't even know what coolest name. Actually? Yeah. You should have. I don't even know what that is.

Oh, okay. You're taking on me and Peter. G'day, Peter. Hi, Pete. Yeah, how's it going? You got a support crew in the background there, Peter? Yeah, I've got Freddie in the background snitching at some backups.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, nice. Nice. All right, Claudia, what are we doing? Oh, this is going to be a fun game, I can tell. So the theme for today is, I heard heard Ella and Georgia talking on the radio earlier. Apparently the Gen Zs are really getting into Tamagotchis. Did you know that?

I did see this. Yeah. Yeah, I saw. Are they coming back? Making them come back? Yeah, making them cool again. Okay. So I've gone back to probably all of our childhoods and picked out some toys that had some iconic sounds.

Oh, fun. Pretty much like 90s, early 2000s toys is where I got all these sounds from. Oh, I'm thinking of one specifically. Oh, I hope I have it. Yeah. Oh, I don't say it just in case. If you don't, I'll tell you at the end. Yeah, yeah. So, Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you know it and the first team to three points

will take home the win. Let's get into it. Clint. Great. Oh, Clint. Furby. Yes. That's exactly the one I was thinking of. Let's get into it. Clint. Furby. That's exactly the one I was thinking of. Creepy, creepy toy. So creepy. Listen to it. This is exactly what I heard at night time. You know, and they would just turn on randomly.

We got our Furby from the bargain bin at the warehouse and it never really worked properly. So one day we put batteries in it so it would talk and then we set it on randomly. We got our Furby from the bargain bin at the warehouse and it never really worked properly. So one day we put batteries in it so it would talk and then we set it on fire. On purpose? Yeah. That's probably the best thing to do with them, I think. Me so hot.

Too hot. Okay, that is one point for Team Clint. So Sarah and Peter, this one's for you guys. Bop it. Bop it. Bop it. Bop it. Bop it. Peter.

It's Bop It. Correct. It's Bop It. I loved Bop It, so much so that I continued playing it into my adulthood. And I would say I'm one of the best bop it players around. Yeah. I'll give you a run for your money. Let's go, Peter.

You and me. Have a bop off. Yep. Yep, we'll have a bop off. We'll bop till we drop, Peter. So good. All right, 2-0? Yeah, 2 points for Team Clip.

Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Clint. Cheddar Rings. Very close.. Clint. Chatter Rings. Very close. It's not Chatter Rings. Oh. Sounds like a Chatter Ring.

It's that one that, like that, right? No, it's not. It's made of the same thing as a Chatter Ring. Oh, that sounds... Knuckle bones. Nah, it's kind of the same shape as a Chatter Ring. Everyone loves them. Ring a chat.

A fidget spinner. No. Same shape as a chattering made of the same thing as a chattering. It's like lots of chattering. And stepped on top of each other. An abacus. Peter or Sarah, do you know what it is? I've got no clue.

I think it's that hoop ball that you swing around your foot. Nah, that's a good one. No, I loved those. Skip it. Oh, yeah. I was terrible at those. It's a slinky. Oh.

Everyone loves a slinky. Everyone needs a slinky. Okay. Yep, no points there. So back to Sarah and Peter. This one's for you. Come on, Sarah. Hello. Hi. Yep, no points there. So back to Sarah and Peter. This one's for you. Come on, Sarah. I heard Wiley buzzing.

Peter said Sega. No, it's not a Sega. What do you reckon, Wiley? An alien ship in the movies? That's a very good guess. It's not an alien ship, though. Any An alien ship in the movies. It does. You're close. It's not an alien ship, though. Any other guesses? I got one.

Okay, Brie. Game Boy. It's a Game Boy. Yeah. All right, whoever gets this one wins the game. Let's go for it. Everybody's in. Retro toys, what is it?

Clint. Clint. Tetris. No, good guess. Peter. Game Boy. Clint. Tetris. No, good guess. Pete. Peter. Game Boy. No.

Think about how this game started and what I was talking about. Oh, it's a game. Clint. Clint. Space Invaders. No. Brie. Frogger.

Pete. Pimple. Clint. Tamagotchi. Yes. Yeah. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it is.

Peter and Sarah and Wiley, we're going to send you all out some KFC. Congratulations. Oh, wonderful. Thank you. Well done, guys. Thanks for playing, guys. Thank you so much. Hey, Peter.

Peter, we'll see you out in the playground for that bop off, hey? Yeah, definitely. Come down to find me anytime. All right, we'll see you. We'll see you down in the playground for that bop-off, hey? Yeah, please, definitely. Come down to find me any time. All right, we'll see you. We'll see you down there. Squeeze it. Twist it. There was no squeeze it.

I've never played. That was a different game. There's something we need to address. A couple of weeks ago, we talked about you at the start of the year saying, I announced to everyone, I make a bet, that Taylor Swift will be the next Super Bowl performer. Yeah. Mark my words.

It was a bold prediction. And we played that audio back a couple of weeks ago. And Claudia and I, actually, no, I'll leave Claudia out of it because I made her do it. Yeah, don't put my name on this Um We Altered the audio

So it sounded like this This is a Clint Roberts exclusive Mark my words Taylor Swift will do The halftime show Of the Superbowl In 2025 She will have finished her tour

Yeah And the Superbowl Will be the perfect way To put a full stop On the end of this period of her career. Are you willing to put a bet on it? Yeah. All right.

If you're right, I will eat cat food. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food for me. Yeah, deal. Now, in that audio, you said if you're wrong, you'll eat cat food and Kendrick Lamar did announce that he will be performing at the Super Bowl. What was the altered part of the audio? Oh, the altered part was we grabbed audio from another bit we'd made

and put it on the end of that. Oh. I didn't think I would agree to eat cat food again. I feel like there was a bit made, though. We just couldn't find the audio, so we just altered it. Nah, bullshit. You can't just say, I feel like you said that. So here's the deal oh shush here's the deal so uh we've come clean we've told you um everyone has a cry uh we all get over it and here's the deal now i've put your name and my

name equally on a spinning wheel if it lands on my name i eat the cat food if it lands on my name, I eat the cat food. If it lands on your name, you eat the cat food. Right. Your name should be on there twice as many times as mine. It's not. It's 50-50. Because you've lied. No, but you also made that outlandish claim that didn't come true. What was the actual bet that I made?

What did I actually say on the end of it? We can't remember. Are you kidding me? Can you remember? No, because I'm not the one who had the audio. When you edited the audio, what did I actually say on the end of it? We can't remember. Are you kidding me? Can you remember? No, because I'm not the one who had the audio. When you edited the audio, what did I originally agree to do? Oh, the only thing I had was cat food. No, that's bull crap. There might have been cat food, actually.

I think it was just cat food. Yeah, judging from the audio, it was cat food. Yeah, because what I had just heard was cat food. Right, okay. Are you willing to spin the wheel? There's literally nothing in this for me, but yeah, sure. There's cat food in this for spin the wheel there's literally nothing in this for me but yeah sure there's cat food in this for you yeah there's nothing in this for me cat food yeah so you're saying i should just eat the cat food that would be the fair thing to do

but i'll eat the cat food what oh no i keep everyone happy i'll eat the cat food. It's cuts in gravy with lamb. Oh, the bucket's ready. Oh, this is way worse than any. The cat food's come out of a Subway bag. Like, I didn't actually think it was going to be cat food in there. Okay. Is this safe? I'm not sure.

Oh, it stinks. It stinks. I haven't even put it in my bag. Do you really want to do this? I haven't even put it in my bag. Oh, my God. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? No one asked you to do this

I think she wanted to I'm kind of starting to I don't really understand what's going on So yum Are you okay first of all? I'm good I'm good. I'm going to go back for another bite. No, please stop eating the cat food.

I've got it in my teeth. Did you swallow that? No. I think a little bit went down. Just a little bit. I didn't even. I just wanted to keep everyone happy on the show. You didn't even lose the beat yet.

Like. You don't want to spin that wheel just in case? Should I spin the wheel to see what would happen? Spin the wheel. Here we go. If it lands on me. If it was meant to be. Landed on Clint. We're in this together. landed on clint

we're in this we're in this together slide me over some cat food oh mate i'm telling you you don't want to eat this all right i gave you a chance there's a video doing the rounds that tells you how you know whether someone should or shouldn't be invited to your wedding if they they've hooked up with your fiancé. Yeah, that's one criteria, but it's not, I mean, there's grey area there, isn't there? Most of the time, no. Isn't there exceptions to the rule?

For me, I'm going to judge it off if they have hooked up with my fiancé, they're invited. Oh, yeah, because they've got good taste. That means we're close. It's not that, it's this. You randomly rogue FaceTimed someone, and if they were shook or, like, surprised or just, like, not really quick to answer,

that person probably shouldn't be at your wedding. If they won't answer your unannounced FaceTime calls, they're not the kind of person that you want at your big day. Okay. Apparently. Interesting. Our producer Ella is planning her wedding at the moment. Hi Ella. Hello. Are you happy to put this to the test this

afternoon? I am. So these people that we're going to call are currently on the guest list for your wedding. Yes they are. Is that right? Yeah. But if they don't answer right here right now you have to strike them from the guest list. Is that what you're saying? That's the deal. No. Well we don't think you should have them there. If they won't accept a face

if they won't look you in the face, Ella. Yeah. They might be busy, but yeah, I'll give it a go. Too busy for you? True. Who would be too busy for me?

There's no excuse. Pop the first call through now. Who are we calling? Who is this? This is my friend Brooke from The Late Show. She's coming. Oh, okay.

She's coming. So I'm video calling her now. I'm nervous. Has she already RSVP'd? Yes. Technically, she now. I'm nervous. Has she already RSVP'd? Yes. Technically, she screamed when I invited her. That counts. That counts.

She answered. Hello. She's lucky. She's happy. She's lucky. She's smiling. You're lucky. Tell her she was nearly uninvited from your wedding.

You were nearly uninvited from the wedding, but you answered. I didn't answer. I was nearly uninvited. Yeah. But you answered with a smile on your face, so it counts. You're good. You're't answer. I was meaning I'm invited. Yeah. But you answered with a smile on your face so it counts. You're good.

You're locked in. Oh, okay. So I'm still invited? Yeah. Yeah, you're still invited. Okay, cool. Hang up on her. Oh, okay.

Yeah, just hang up. Bye, love you. As an optimist, we'll let down a door. Can you call someone else from your wedding guest list? Oh, for goodness sake. That's a good thing, I guess,

that she did answer. Yeah. Who are we going to call now? Who's this? My friend Liam. Okay. Let's see if he's going to be coming to a wedding next year. If not, can we invite someone like one of our friends?

Yeah, true. Can we get a plus one? To replace him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's expensive out here. No answer. Did he scream you? No answer.

He screamed me. Well, I guess he's not invited. That makes things a bit more simple, doesn't it? Can my mum come instead? Yes! Die! We want to know this afternoon on 0800DARLS.M, maybe not for FaceTime reasons,

but who's the person that you cut from your wedding invite list and why? Yeah. What was the reason that someone got uninvited to your wedding? Did they even know that they got uninvited? Or even worse, had you sent the invite and then had to cut them after that? And was it legit or was it awkward? Was it like, did they understand? Or was it just like the nail in the coffin for your friendship?

And you never spoke again. Yeah. That's awkward. Can you still use the excuse, oh, sorry, COVID? Oh, to cut them from the wedding list? What do you mean? What would you say? Oh, just restrictions.

I don't know. It's a stretch. Good luck with that one, I reckon. 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM or text to 9696. We want to know who and why did the person get cut from your wedding guest list? Like Liam just got cut from Ella's. Apparently, if you want to know whether someone should be invited to your wedding or not, you should just randomly FaceTime them.

And if they answer, if they'll take a FaceTime from you, they're wedding material. If they won't, if they screen you, they're not a good enough friend and they shouldn't be at your wedding. I can already think of people who would take my FaceTime. Do you take FaceTime calls? Yeah. Unannounced? Depends who it is. Right, okay.

Yeah. What if it was me? Yeah. Okay. What if it was Claudia? Yeah. What if it was Ella? Yeah.

Okay. Who wouldn't you take one from? Oh, I feel like it'd be someone who I haven't talked to in ages. Right. And I'd be worried that it wasn't't they weren't actually meaning to call me. Oh, I'd answer that one more. Oh, really? Yeah, a butt dial FaceTime would be fun. You never know what you're

going to see. They're usually going to be drunk. Anyway, we want to know, yeah, exactly. We want to know who did you uninvite from your wedding and why did you uninvite them? Matt's called up. G'day, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Was it your wedding? Yeah, it was my wedding. Okay, who'd you want to invite?

My own father got the cut. Your dad? Your father? Yeah, my dad, yeah. What did he do, Matt? So, when me and my partner started dating, we had that whole honeymoon phase where I wanted nothing but her and, you know,

cut off a few plants. So my dad, he didn't like her. He didn't like the culture that she was from and all that that was already there. So he made me choose her or him. And I think that was a pretty easy choice. Yeah. What do you mean he made you choose? That's horrible.

We were on the phone one night, bit of an argument, and he said, look, it's her or me, and I hung up the phone. How long ago was that, Matt? That's horrible. We were on the phone one night, bit of an argument, and he said, look, it's her or me, and I hung up the phone. How long ago was that, Matt? That's horrible, Matt. When did that happen? This was like six years ago, maybe. Have you and your dad made up since then? We've talked a little bit, but I think there's still a bit of that animosity there. It's not the same. It's never going to be the same, I don't think. Yeah. I'm so sorry to hear that happen to you, Matt. But, I mean, what was your dad thinking? Of course you were going to pick her.

She's got boobs. You know? Like, come on. Yeah, you're like, Dad, this is an easy choice. Nothing worse than a Saturday night at home with your dad's boobs. Yeah. That sounds awful to me. Yeah.

Thanks, Matt. We appreciate it. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Ella joked, but you actually did have to cut people from your wedding because of COVID, right? Yeah, we did.

We had to restrict our numbers. And you said some people didn't take that very well. No, I think it just came down to the expectations of, you know, people feel they should be invited to your wedding and unfortunately we were out of our control and we couldn't invite everyone we maybe would have invited otherwise. Anonymous, kind of a blessing

to be honest if you ask me because you see who your real friends are and the people who understand obviously it's COVID so you have to make those hard decisions and then the people that got butthurt over it you don't want them as friends anyway. Oh, 100%. And we're not friends anymore. And I don't actually care. Good way to call your friends.

Global pandemic. This one's quite interesting. They said, I wasn't cut exactly. I was put on a waiting list in case there was an opening if someone else couldn't go. It turned out to be a really shit wedding though as the bride spent the whole night checking people weren't drinking BYO stuff. I don't want to be on your maybe list.

Like I don't expect to be invited to your wedding. Is that like the alternates? Yeah, I don't want to be told that I'm on the maybe list and be like, oh, if you're lucky, you might get the call up. Yeah, I'd rather just not be. If someone does pull out a couple of weeks before the wedding and they go, hey, we've got an opening at our wedding. Hey, someone's pulled out, but we'd love to have you there.

Do you want to come? Hell yeah. Then I'm keen. Yeah, keen. But don't dangle the carrot and be like, you just didn't make the list. You're number six on the maybe list. If five people pull out, you're pretty close

to coming. I really don't want to go that bad. This is the weirdest one that we've had and this person wants to be anonymous as well. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Who is the person that weirdly you had to try and uninvite from your wedding? Well,

she was a bridesmaid, but I'd never asked her to be a bridesmaid. She just insisted she was. Oh, no. Was she even invited to the wedding? No. Oh, wait, so she wasn't even invited to the wedding, but she's made herself a bridesmaid? Yeah, so I had asked a good mate to be my maid of honour, and she sent something to work.

And this girl had asked, well, what is it? And I said, well, I asked this person to be my maid of honour. And she said, oh, well, I'll have to be the bridesmaid. And she started picking out dresses. Oh, no. And I had no idea how to get rid of her. This person is just a colleague, a workmate. Yeah.

And she invited herself to the wedding and made herself a bridesmaid. She did not read that room very well, anonymous. Did you put your foot down and go, you're not coming, you're not invited, I barely know you? It took about four or five months. Really? So she thought that she was fully in the bridal party. I'm surprised that she didn't

put herself as the other bride at one point. Well, the way she was going it was, she didn't like the dress that I had packed out. She didn't like the fact that she wasn't going to get the shoes that she thought I was going to pay for. This is terrifying.

This sounds like a plot to a movie. So how did you take it? How did you finally break the news that she wasn't coming to the wedding? Weirdly, it was more of an excuse, really. She planned a hen's party and she couldn't make it and I said well you just can't be part of the bridal party and that was it

and then she resigned from work oh you lucky thing Anonymous you managed to get out of that scot free well not really because you had to deal with it for four or five months she's still around somewhere like she could be listening right now you might get a DM you never know but hey it's four or five months. Then she's still around somewhere. She could be listening right now. You might get a DM.

You never know. But hey, it's all good for now. It's all good for now, Anonymous. Yeah. It's all good. Yeah, thanks. Okay, that's terrifying. Someone texted her and said,

not uninvited, but I got culled from the bridesmaid list. It was because she had four months to find a babysitter for our engagement party, but told me she couldn't come because she can't get rid of her child for the night. That's weird. So she got cut from the bridal party? Because she couldn't make it to the engagement party.

She couldn't find a babysitter. Your wedding, I guess. I wonder if she ended up going to the wedding. A bit awkward. Like when you were the bridesmaid and then you're not. And then what year? Why couldn't you find a babysitter? It's time for a birthday banger.

Well, we've actually just had one spot open up. So we've got one spare line. If you're keen to know the number one song the day you turned 16, you need to call now, fast, on 0800-DALZITM and we'll see if we can squeeze you in. But before that, we'll do some others. Karina's going to play. Hi, Karina.

Hi, Karina. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Yeah, pretty good, thanks. Oh, good to hear. I like your vibe.

Tell me, Karina, what is your birthday? 4th of January, 1961. Oh, you're a Capricorn, Karina. I could sense it. You were January, 1961. Oh, you're a Capricorn, Karina. I could sense it. You were 16, though, in 1977. And here's your birthday banger. You are the dancing queen. Oh, great.

Oh, I feel like it suits you beautifully. A true queen. What do you reckon, Karina? I reckon that's the one. What a rubber. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Maeve's mum. Hi, Maeve.

Hi, Maeve. Hang on, let me get the line right. There. Are you there, Maeve? Yeah. Hello. Hi, Maeve. What's your mum's name?

Shaw Lynn. Shaw Lynn. And tell us, Maeve, what is her birthday? 1st of September, 1978. Okay, perfect. That means your mum was 16 in 1994. And here's her birthday banger. Oh, Maeve. Surely you know that one from The Lion King.

Yeah. That's a great one from Elton John. You reckon your mum would be happy with that? She's really happy. Yeah, I bet she would be. How old are you, Maeve? Ten. Ten.

Okay, good work. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger. For Damien. Hi, Damien. Hi, Damien. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate.

What did you get up to for your weekend? Oh, it's day off today, so my weekend just started. Oh, how good. Watch out. Yeah, yeah. Big Monday night on the way. Mad Monday for Damien. I said big Monday night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Mad crazy Monday. I love it. Hey, Damo, what is your date of birth, mate? 19th of November, 2001. All right, that means you were 16 in 2017. And back on your 16th, this was at the top.

I've been poppin', poppin', man, I feel just like a rock star. T was at the top. Tune. Tune. Bit of posty before he went country. What do you reckon, Damien? You into it? Yeah, what a bop. Yeah, what a bop.

That's a bop. Post Malone, 21 Savage. Okay, wait there. Ebba, Elton John or Post Malone? God, she's quite the array, isn't she? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The plethora. I think I'm going to vote for Ebba.

Are you? Yeah. Oh, am I going to vote for Lion King? I was going to vote Elton John. Oh. It is a Monday, though, and Dancing Queen does make you want to get up. Okay, I'm going Dancing Queen, ABBA. I'm going Elton John.

Oh! I'm going Elton John. The turn of events. Claudia, what is it going to be? Hello, because one of the members of the ABBA team got married for the third time on the weekend. I have to celebrate their third marriage with Dancing Queen. Dancing Queen. That means, Karina, you have to celebrate their third marriage. We're going dancing queen. That means, Karina, you have taken our birthday banger.

Congratulations. I think that's Damo. There she is. Well done, Karina. All right. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Here's Ebba for Birthday Banger on ZM.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today is Abba for Karina. That was number one in 1977. Oh, yeah, baby. We've had a big run of birthday bangers recently. We've played Whitney. We've played back-to-back Hootie and the Blowfish. And now we've played Ebba.

Birthday banger lately, can I say, has been giving. It's been lit. It's been giving everything we want and need. Yeah, giving. No regrets. No regrets. No regrets. No regrets. Unless the bosses are listening, then we're very sorry

and we'll promise to play some Top 40 Pop tomorrow. Maybe. Probably not. Well, it depends what comes up in Birthday Banger. Don't make promises you can't keep. Don't make promises you can't keep. Yeah, true. We don't know.

It's a beast that can't be tamed. Guys, exciting times. I learnt a new word over the weekend. Did you? It's quite a big word too. I want to see if any of you know what the word is. To be honest, I don't. I think this is actually.

Good start. This is a good start. Maybe. Be confident. I'm going to be confident. I know what it means. Yeah. Does anyone know what the word anapototon means?

Anapototon? Anapototon. Weirdly, that hasn't come up. Yeah. Can I get it in a sentence, please? Wow. I think you just said an anapototon. Oh, okay.

So it's a language word. Yeah. It's like onomatopoeia, like along the lines of that. I think you just said an anapototon. Oh, okay. So it's a language word. Yeah, it's like onomatopoeia, like along the lines of that. I think you just said an anapototon. Maybe. Oh, I know what it is. That saying is an anapototon. Ooh, Greek? Is it a saying that you can spell it forwards and backwards?

Oh, that's good. That's a great guess. No. No. I believe, and don't Google it because I'm not sure. I believe it's, no, no, don't Google it because it will wreck the game. It will wreck the game. It will wreck the game.

I believe it is essentially when there is a saying that's so well known, when you say a part of it it everyone just implies what the other half of it is you don't need it because it's so well known life is like a box of chocolates a bird in the hand yes but not my one no because i think that's a quote from a movie right okay but i don't know. I thought that was Gandhi. I've put together a game of anapotatons and I'm calling this game Anapotado. And here's how it works. I'm going to give you...

Anapotado. Anapotado. Okay. You know the answer. Here comes question number one. And this one's for Ella because I'll give her the easy one to start. So this is an anapodaton. When I say when in Rome, what is the end of that saying?

When in Rome. When in Rome. This is the easy one When in Rome Find a gnome Who wants to steal? Clint When in Rome Do as the Romans

Oh, Claudia Do Correct I'm going to give it to him That's right Okay, that one went to Clint That's a terrible quote That one went to Clint

History would say otherwise But okay Do what the Romans What? Anyway Okay, that one went to Clint. That's a terrible quote. That one went to Clint. History would say otherwise, but okay. Do what the rock... What? Anyway. Okay, I'm going to give Claudia the next one because it's quite easy. Oh, thanks. If the shoe fits... Is there more to that one?

You got it, Claude. If the shoe fits, don't change it. I'm going to give Ella the opportunity, but then if she can't do it, Clint, you can steal again. If the shoe fits, steal it. Oh, she's so close. I'm so close. You're close, Clint. If the shoe fits, wear it. That's correct. He's got two

from two. Never heard that before. Clint, here comes yours. Maybe these are not N-O-P-O-D-O-T-O-M-S because people don't know the other half of them. Well, this is the thing. Next one. Birds of a feather Well, this is the third one. Next one. Birds of a feather flock together. We should stick together. Birds of a feather flock together.

There's also another part. Is there? Yeah. Birds of a feather flock together. I'll give you a point, but I'll give you three points if you can get the last bit. Birds of a feather. Birds of a feather flock together whatever the weather. I mean, it's a great

guess, but the whole saying actually is birds of a feather flock together until the cat comes. No. Really? Yeah. Wow. No, I'm not. That's the full saying. But over time we have shortened and shortened

and shortened sayings to just be birds of a feather. And everyone knows the other. Okay, next, Ella, back to you. Jack of all trades. Again, thought it was just that. Claudia. Jack of all trades, master of none.

Nice, Claude. Well done. Okay. Okay, here comes Claudia's. The early bird. Oh, Claude. Well done. Okay. Okay, here comes Claudia's. The early bird gets the worm. Clint? Catches the worm. No, it's gets the worm, but there's another part to that one as well.

Early bird gets the worm unless the cat comes. Yeah, until the cat comes. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Oh, yeah, I've heard that. That's the full saying. I feel like that's like a remix. Isn't that wild? Okay, yeah.

Okay, I've got three more. Clint, it takes a village. To raise a child. Nice, he's got it. Quite a common one. Well done. Ella, I'm going to give her the easiest one. Great minds. Think alike, baby. She gets one. Well done. Ella. I'm going to give her the easiest one. Great minds.

Think alike, baby. She gets one. Well done. Okay, and everyone can play for this one. Speak of the devil. Something about he shall. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Nice, guys.

Well done. Teamwork. And that was the game. Enno, potto, do. You know the answer. That's pretty good. Wow. That was hard.

And they said all games and radio have already been invented. What? What do you call that then? They said there were no new ideas in radio. What do you call that then? What do you call that? Yeah. Anno, Poto, do you know the answer is what I call it, Clint.

We've got to get a sponsor on that. Get 50 grand involved. That's the the answer is what I call it, Clint. We're going to get a sponsor on that. Get 50 grand involved. That's the new secret sound, I reckon. Look out. Brie and Clint. Brie and I have been doing this show for a long time now, so we're on record as saying we are not naked people. Nah, didn't grow up in a naked family, either of us.

And we're just not. It's on our DNA. We don't sleep naked. Nah. We don't cook naked. We don't do the housework naked. I reckon I'm only naked for, well, I shower for about five minutes. I usually have a five-minute shower then to get dressed.

I probably am naked for only 10 to 15 minutes at the most. At the most. A day. I like to make love with a T-shirt on. So these stories are weird to me. There's a museum in the UK that has hosted. I can't get that image out of my brain now. Oh, it's faster afterwards.

You only have to put your undies back on. And you get cold, don't you? Yeah, in winter. You get quite chilly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. I was doing it in a skivvy for a while, but it was a bit. That's a bit far.

It was a bit far. Yeah, a bit restrictive. There's a museum in the UK that has just hosted the first ever naked night. What the hell is a naked night? Dorset Museum hosted 60 naturists for an exclusive after hours tour, which is what it sounds like, 60 naked people enjoying the museum completely naked, which to me sounds god awful. But I mean, whatever you're into, I guess.

That sounds like my worst nightmare. A museum and I have to be naked? I'm not here. Exactly. There is an upside. Guests with their ticket received a glass of wine. I'd need six. Yeah, and a locker to put their clothes in

so they didn't have to show up naked. But you know they would have shown up naked if they could. Yeah. They would have loved to hop in the Toyota Corolla and drive down to the gallery, Starkers, and if they got pulled over by a police officer say, I'm going to a naked event. Excuse me, officer, I'm actually going to a gallery event.

And the officer's like, yeah, but your seatbelt is running between your two nude breasts. I can see everything that you're doing right now. It brings a whole new meaning to, do you have a concealed weapon on you? Yeah. That beaded seat cover is getting more action than it bargained for.

I just don't know that everything needs to be experienced naked, but then I'm not a naked person, so how would I know? I just would't know that everything needs to be experienced naked, but then I'm not a naked person, so how would I know? I just would love for a naked person to tell us what the feeling is they get. It's obviously like a euphoric, like liberating, but I just don't get that. I just get terror.

Every time you talk or you hear naked people talk, they always tell you it's not a sexual thing. Yeah. But even Claudia, our producer, when we were talking about this before the show goes, there's no way it's not sexual. Feels sexual to me. Feels very sexual. It feels like there's something there that I don't need to know about. I just

because this is the museum where it is. It's a public space funded by rate payers. Everybody can go there. I just hope there was a rule for Naked Night which was no sitting on anything. Especially if it was white. It's a standing only event.

It's a standing only event and if they did I hope they put newspaper down or something like that. No, BYO blanket. BYO blanket. Yes, producer Ella. I want to bring a different perspective here because I think out of all of you,

I'd be the most open being naked, right? And the older I get, the more it's freeing. So my perspective is, maybe not in public at an art show, but walking around in my home naked, fun. She's a naked person. That's a very different. Oh, really? Do you feel like to papa

Should organise a night Where you can go and look At the dinosaurs Completely naked I think it would be Quite an awesome experience As long as the heat pump's on You're good to go

Yeah I honestly think I'd be freeing I wouldn't say no Put me on a naked beach Well they did say Free the nip didn't they Exactly

Free the nip And Like I said Not keen But you never know who is So It's Free the nip and... Like I said, not keen, but you never know who is, so... It's on the way. Free and Clint.

Joe, you guys have been telling me about how salty the Sabrina Carpenter songs are recently. They're all about other people and all the subtle messages that are inside them. I wouldn't say she's salty.

I reckon she's sassy and she'll call people out for their BS. You guys told me that Taste was about Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. Yeah, so she dated, so obviously Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes dated for ages and then they broke up and then Sabrina Carpenter dated him. In between. In between.

And then remember, it was like this huge thing. Sean and Camilla got back together. They were photographed at Coachella. Anyway, that's what the song Taste is about. And the line that says, I heard you back together. And if that's true, you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you. Yeah, so I think she's obviously alluding to the fact that it was days between kissing her and then getting back with Camilla. My mother would refer to a person like that as a shit stirrer.

Ooh. Who? Sabrina. Sabrina Carpenter. Or she's a truth teller. Oh, is it a secret relationship? No, I don't think so. Like him and her.

So what's the truth Oh that she's just Calling him out Oh she's calling him out Yeah she's calling him out Oh right Yeah being like Yeah

Being like I know I know that you were Kissing me And then you were Back with her I don't know Saucy That's it

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