ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 23th January 2023

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Buzz Aldrin has remarried at 93?! A woman found out she's married to her third cousin Bree can't figure out maths It's more expensive to be single See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where we found out today that our boss, Ross, boss, wants this podcast to become a seven day a week thing. Seven days a week. He wants more, more content. More, more. I want more. They always want more. That's the problem.

We want to squeeze it out of you. That's the problem. We're going to milk you with all your content. You're like cows to us. We're going to put you on the teats. We're going to go, oh, and suck it all out of you. That's the problem with doing your best Is you raise your own bar

And then people are like yeah that was good We need more You win one award and suddenly This is what you do You go I want more back Cha-ching cha-ching Oh we want more money We do get paid per podcast

Wait you do? I haven't heard this. Yeah, I'd love to. Fuck. You should see how many podcasts we would do if we were getting paid. Bro, honestly. I would be punching out those podcasts. Every 15 minutes I'd be like, sweet, you guys want to do another podcast?

Another podcast? Let's go. I feel like I've got another podcast in me. You guys keep... Yeah, I can do one more. You guys keep for in the pocket. Seven days a week would be too much of all of us. No offence to anyone here.

I mean, I've put myself in that boat too. I know I would be too much seven days a week. Today we gave Bree her birthday brisent. Her brisent? You're really struggling. Why were you looking at my breasts when you said that? My eyes are up here. Not even wearing a real bra today. Brie, her brist day present.

Only 20 days after her actual birthday. That's pretty good. I mean, I'm used to it, to be honest. My birthday being January 3rd. And I literally, a few of my friends gave me gifts yesterday. And I actually said, I was like, it's quite nice getting your present late because you know when you get everything all at once and then like I love a late gift it just feels like everything's still going yeah well it's more exciting because everything all at once and

then you're kind of like oh it's done overwhelming yeah yeah you don't appreciate everything as much all at once yeah it's kind of like my nephew on Christmas I was like we should just wait till tomorrow to give him presents we yeah it'll just you know fall into the background we very lucky to have lots of grandparents for our little kids and when on christmas day when everybody was giving them their presents and stuff they were like because kids can't help it and they go into the mode of they just rip it open see it and then it's all about opening and they're like where's the next one where's the next one and they don the next one? And they can't process it. And I gave my wife Lucy this look and I was like, we need to.

There were a couple more presents there from her and I. I was like, we've got to put them away. They don't need those. No. That's not helpful to give them that present as well. I still can't believe you gave them both iPads. Yeah. You did?

Yeah. Did you not hear about that? No. Did you actually? And he bought them their first car like now early. It was the Prada handbags that got me. It was too. And I thought the Cartier bracelet was a little bit much.

But the Tiffany ring's all good. Tiffany ring's fine. What about Gucci shoes? Little baby Gucci shoes. They don't know about the Gucci shoes yet. They're Gucci, but they're Velcro because they can't do laces yet. I would buy them. I'd buy Gucci Velcros.

Hell yeah. Gucci flip-flops. Oh, good song. I was watching this guy on TikTok, and his whole TikTok account is he goes to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, and he just catches people who are walking out like all the designer shops with bags

and he'll be like, what did you get? Oh. Yeah. That's an interesting idea. It's quite interesting and then some people will be like,

none of your business and other people will be like, oh, I just got something from blah, blah, blah and then he asks them how much it was. Yeah. I like the car guy

who goes over people and says, what do you do for a job? Kind of like a similar vibe to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people hate it though. Like if someone came over to you and you were just pulling out of a car lot and they're like, what do you do for a job?

I'd be like, fuck off. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of them are. Yeah, well, especially rich people. They don't want to talk to us peasants. And then a lot of them are like OnlyFans. Yeah, a lot of people. They're driving out on a Ferrari and they're like, oh, Only rich people. They don't want to talk to us peasants. And then a lot of them are like OnlyFans. Yeah, a lot of people. They're driving out in a Ferrari and they're like, oh, OnlyFans.

What about that girl from- Is this the year? 2023. I've already started making my content for OnlyFans. Have you? Yeah. What is it? Just me doing farts.

That's very niche. She'd probably have an audience, though. People would actually pay for that. It's actually not that niche. Did you hear about that woman that made thousands of dollars? I think she was making $400,000 a year. For farting. She's not naked or anything.

She's literally just doing farts. Is her face in the video? Yeah. Is it bare ass? No. What? No, you wear pants. Well, actually, to be honest, I don't know because I've never been onto her.

Oh, yeah, right. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yours. Oh, mine. I mean, we could do like a mix of things, you know. Are you sitting or standing? I could do a mix. Sitting, standing, lunging.

Bare ass. Pay more for a lunge. Under the water. Different kinds of pants. Under the water fart's always a fun time. Are you familiar with the term cake fart? Cake fart? Where you put flour in your butt crack? No, you sit in a fun time. Are you familiar with the term cake fart? Cake fart? Where you put flour in your butt crack?

No, you sit in a birthday cake. Oh. I don't know if I want to go that far. I'm just helping you content this platform. Trust me, this thing is going to be a monster, Brie. It's going to take over your life. You're going to need all the ideas you can. I know.

Hypothetically, I've been posting this online for free. Hypothetically, though, let's say if you were to do farts on OnlyFans and you were guaranteed, like someone came to you and they said, I can see into the future if you do this, you'll make half a million dollars a year. No. Half a million dollars. I know how much you love money.

You'd be on board. Don't say you wouldn't. But your credibility is shot. You can't go on to do anything else. There's no way you're going to be prime minister after that. It doesn't matter. You'd be making half a million dollars a year. Does your face have to be in it?

Yep. Absolutely not. Probably. It's a lot of money though. I feel like if you're paying. A million. Yeah. A million dollars a year. Yeah, probably. It's a lot of money, though. I feel like if you're paying- A million. Yeah. A million dollars a year.

Yeah, do it for a million. And then let's say you had a solid five years. Oh, right. No. If you had a solid five years doing it, and maybe you made a little bit more, maybe you made a little bit less, but around a million dollars,

that would set you up for life. You could then invest that and live off the interest. you're now recruiting people for this no i mean yeah yeah right i don't think i could ever do it i mean it is like you know it that is a reality though that is something it's crazy the world is crazy and no wonder kids like these days leaving school they're like what do you want to do? And they're like, content creator. I want to be an influencer. Why wouldn't you? You know?

Why wouldn't you? What else could I do? Is there anything else I could do other than farts? Because farts is a bit gross. Feet. Oh, I don't have good looking feet at all. People don't care about that. They just like feet.

I mean, I'd sell my dirty socks to people. I'd definitely do that. You could do booby stuff. What? Like what? Like, oh, I could dip my boobs socks to people. I'd definitely do that. You could do booby stuff. What? Like what? Oh, I could dip my boobs in cake batter or something. You could dip them in all kinds of things. You could dip them in chocolate sauce.

Yeah, see, I feel like I'm a bit old. My boobs aren't as perky as they used to be. No, that's good. They'll reach the chocolate sauce easier. You know? You won't have to bend down as far. I feel like if it was like six, seven years ago, I'd be keen. But, oh, I just don't know.

Dip a dunk a rose. I'm going home. What? You haven't thought about doing it? What? A breezed 33-year-old breast grossing you out? How dare you? How dare you?

You, you, you. How dare you? You ageist Gen Z. Okay, let me talk. Would you dip your nutsack in things and put them on? Oh my. I'm done. I'm actually done.

That would be a niche on there. That would be. Look, Ella's gone. Oh, usually you're the one that's oversharing, Ella. Have we got her finally? Yeah, seven days a week. Ross wants the seven days a week. Seven days a week.

If he wants it, we're going to give it to him. You want it. You got it, sister. Whoa, how fresh and cool do we sound? Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. I'm feeling a lot fresher than we did last week getting up at 4 a.m.

Oh, yeah. Those breakfast radio hours are something else, eh? You might not have heard us, but we did breakfast fill in last week, but we're back with you on the afternoons and I am stoked. We're ready to go for 2023. It's nice to be back. The holiday was great, but there's something about, you know, getting back to normal, but a rude... Oh God, I can't keep this up. No, don't lie.

Oh my God, I wish we were still on holiday. I mean, it was hurting me hearing you lie. Oh, God, I can't keep this up. No, don't lie. Oh, my God, I wish we were still on holiday. I mean, it was hurting me hearing you lie. Oh, my God. How good is being on holiday? How awful is it that the good weather arrives directly after your holiday as well? Like, everybody is back at work now. And how good was that weekend that we just had compared to the week that was directly after Christmas? It's not fair.

So annoying. It's not fair. So annoyed. Hey, have you heard the really concerning thing that's going on here at ZM at the moment? No. There's somebody in the team who's been possessed by the spirit of an owl.

I've seen the joke. Damn it! No way I'll play along. Who? I think we've found her. Oh my God, run! I think we've found her. It's me!

Oh, damn it. It was worth a go. It was my God, run! I think we've found her. It's me! Oh, damn it. Oh, it was worth a go. It was worth a go anyway. I like it. I like it. I'll pay that one. I like it. Today on the show, your chance to play Guest of Voice with us and win some free KFC.

We're going to kick the show off, as usual, with Tradie vs Lady. It's been running for a week. You might have not heard it while we were doing the breakfast show, but the scores for the year are pretty even, to be honest. We're at three games to the tradies and two games to the ladies for 2023. Yeah, very good game. Very good week, actually, of tradie versus lady.

But if you want to play right now, here in the afternoon, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Who? That's all you had to say. That's literally all you had to say. I know, but you know I'm not good at faking it. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, if you missed it, we were on breakfast last week, so we've already played five games for the year. The Tradies took out three. The Ladies on two. We are going to give away 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. And playing Tradieverse lady today is a lady.

She's from Fielding. She's 37 and she's been a stay-at-home mum for 10 years now. Welcome to the show, Rachel. G'day, Rachel. Is it 10 or 18 years? 18 years. 18. They made the screen smaller over the holiday

and now I cannot read it at all. Fair enough. Have. They made the screen smaller over the holiday, and now I cannot read it at all. Fair enough. Have you had an eye test recently? No. You should be getting one. No, but I pride myself on having 20-20 vision, so I don't want to get a test to find out otherwise.

Well, I'm going to say, considering I can read it and you can't. But then I have to stop making fun of my wife for wearing contact lenses. I think you might have to go get an eye test. Okay, Rach, you're taking on our tradie. He's from Martin. He's 27, and he hates peas, if I read that correctly. He might hate bees. I can't really see it.

Welcome to the show, Todd. G'day, Todd. Hi, guys. How's it going? Why do you think you hate peas so much? I just don't like the mushy texture. Yeah, I get that. You ever thought about swallowing them whole? I do, because my mum always made me eat them,

so I always swallowed them whole. That's what I used to do when I was a kid too, force them down. I've lost track of what we're talking about. Should we move on? Todd, your buzzer is tradie. Rachel, your buzzer is lady. Whoever gives us three answers right first gets that 50 bucks cash. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who has been confirmed as the next Prime Minister of New Zealand? Lady. Yes, Rachel. Chris Hipkins. He's on the money. Nice work.

You're on the board with one. Question number two. What sport do the New Zealand White Ferns play? Toad. Toad. Yes, Toad. Rugby. No, that's the Black Ferns

Rachel, you want to guess? Cricket No, that's the Oh, is it? That is the White Ferns Yeah, it is the White Ferns, yeah Who was I thinking of? What's the soccer team?

Football Ferns This is the problem with all of our teams sounding the same Surely there's another. White something, black something, fern something. Surely there's another type of tree or plant that they can name teams after. Anyway, nice work, Rachel. You're on the board again. That's two.

Football ferns. Was that Rachel? She answered that, eh? I've lost track now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Todd told her she was right. Yes. Todd's got our back

Do you guys just want to run the game yourselves? I don't think you're doing a better job than us Alright, here we go You need this one here, Todd Question number three Buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song Todd just Nice work

He's on the board Here we go We've got a game. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. If I was eating a fabulicious, what would I be eating? Tradie. Yes, Todd.

The red licorice. Yeah, we'll give you that. Yep. Licorice. With the sherbet inside it. Licorice and sherbet. Yep. Question number five.

This is for the win, guys. We're all tied up. Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus' new diss track. Wait, now, didn't Todd just win it? No, it's still a piece. Is it? Okay, I'll trust you. I think you should.

Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus' new diss track about Liam Hemsworth. Flowers. What Disney show did she rise to fame on? Yes, Rachel. Hannah Montana. She's got it. I'm just going to confirm. So she has won?

She has won. Okay, good. Good, good, good, good, good. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Her name is Rachel. God, it's so confusing. Todd was giving the correct,

saying that she was correct, but she actually gave the answer. But you know what, Rachel, you still took it out. 50 bucks cash coming your way. One for the ladies. Nice. One for the ladies.

Well, thanks to our mates at KFC. Bree and Clint. You positive you're not related to your wife? I mean, New Zealand is a bit, you know, is a little bit small. Yeah. Like you could be distant. I'm confident. Conf is a little bit small. Yeah. Like you could be just in- I'm confident.

Confident, but not positive. Do I have the DNA data to back it up? No. Are you willing to take a DNA test? Have we been to a reunion or did we have anyone at our wedding who was sitting on both sides of the aisle? No. Are you sure?

Am I willing to take a DNA test? That's a really good question because if I am, I don't want to know. You'd rather just not know. We're too far down the track. There's kids involved, you know? I'm too old to start again. I'm too old to go back on the dating apps. Hypothetically, if you were married and you found out by chance,

you did Ancestry.com, you found out that you and your missus were third cousins. Third. Third cousins. Yeah, that's fine. So we're already together. Oh, my God. No, because I think there's an important criteria.

We're already together when we find out. Yeah, you're married. So that's fine. However, if you went, oh, I wonder what my third cousin's up to, you know, and then you went out. So why does that make it okay? Because you're actively seeking out your cousin. That's what I mean.

I don't think it's okay to know beforehand. Right. Why are you asking me this? I'm asking you because this is the exact thing that has happened to a woman and she's spoken about it online where she found out that her and her husband are third cousins. Right. Right?

So that means her grandma and his grandpa were first cousins. Oh, so it's come down that far. Yeah. The grandparents were first cousins. They weren't brother and sister though. No. So the grandparents' parents. It's making me believe more and more that you and your wife are third cousins.

But the grandparents' parents were brother and sister. Yeah. Yes. Yes, exactly. So they've got out of jail by using their grandparents. Their great-grandparents were brother and sister. I've got a clip of her. I've got a clip of her talking about it.

I mean, she seems pretty chill about the whole thing. Take a listen. Sorry, I've just got the definition here. Okay. Third cousins share a great-great-grandparent. Right. Four generations above. That's grandma. Yeah, exactly.

Take a listen. She thinks we're chill. This is her. I was sitting on the couch looking for names for the baby that we were about to have, and I was on FamilySearch. Husband's next to me on his own FamilySearch, and he's like, oh, that's funny. We have the same grandma and grandpa's names

so i think oh no you're still logged into my account and we realize my grandpa is his grandma's first cousin and we ask them if they know each other sure enough sure do they lived together when they were growing up as children we are third cousins When I go to my family reunion, he gets to go to his too at the same time. Wait, the grandparents are still alive. That changes everything. Yeah, they're still alive. That changes everything. If you can go to the grandparents and go, hey, do you guys

remember when we were both born? Nah, I reckon I reckon, oh. You know what people are saying online because people are like is she using this to get views? Is this real? Blah, blah, blah. Who wants views for that?

Well, her dad's going viral. Like, I know social media clout is very valuable these days, but if you have to do it for a hump in your cousin, they're married. They're married. They're about to have a baby. She's pregnant. So, I mean, as you said, like you said before, it's too late now. What does that make their kids?

Did you ever find... Are their kids fourth cousins to each other? Their kids. So, the kid that they're about to have will be its own cousin to itself. Technically, I think. Have you ever thought... Have you ever been, like, attracted to your cousin? No.

What kind of question is that? I mean, don't get defensive. It's pretty simple. No, of course not. Can you ask them if they've been attracted to me though? Keen to know. Bree and Clint. Big news in the space community today, Clint.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, because you know how obviously I'm a big space. Are you big in the space community? I'm big in the space. Yeah, a bit of a space cadet myself. You are a bit of a space cadet. Damn it! I beat you to it.

You see, you take the power away from people. You own it and you take it away. But no, this is quite big news because second man to ever step foot on the moon, Buzz Aldrin, has gotten married again. Oh, again? For the fourth time. Yeah. How gutted would you be to be referred to as the second man

to ever stand on the moon? I mean, still pretty good. Better than the third. Better than the third. Better than the sixth. Yeah. And to be fair, I think there's only been like 10. Yeah, not many.

So, I mean, you know. So, which one was it? Sorry, who's got married? Buzz Aldrin has been married for a fourth time to his long-time partner on his 93rd birthday. Oh, congratulations to Buzz and the entire Aldrin family. I think we actually have a piece of audio of their first dance song. Oh, yeah.

On fire. Rocket man, burning out his fuse all day long. Is this it? Yep. Is this it? Yep. Is this it? And then there was also, I also managed to grab an audio clip of them walking down the aisle. I mean, good playlist at the wedding, eh?

I knew Buzz was a Savage Garden fan. He is. He loves a bit of the Savage Garden. 93. Fourth marriage, 93. Yeah, I believe so. Did his previous wife die or? Divorce.

Divorce. All three ended in divorce. He's got three kids to his first wife. Imagine you have to cut your money in half every time. Every time. They were married for 20 years, though, him and his first wife. But get this, because in this article it talks about, you know, how they got married and it's really great and they've been together for ages

and he's 93 and they talk about her. Her name's Dr. Unka Fur. Okay. And it doesn't anywhere in the article talk about her age Her name's Dr. Unka Fur. Okay. And it doesn't anywhere in the article talk about her age. Interesting. And I was like, well, I am going to find this out now. I've managed to figure it out.

So he's 93. He's 93. You're mental bets and everybody. What do you reckon? He's 93 and he's married his long-term partner. Long-term? Dr. Unka, 63. I was going to say in her 50s. Okay, 63.

So 30 years difference. She's a third of his age younger than him. That's my mum's age. Yeah? Imagine if my mum called me up and goes, Brianna, I'm getting remarried. He's a little bit older than me. He's 93.

But it's all relative. She is two-thirds of his age. So it's like you getting with a 22 bit older than me. He's 93. But it's all relative. She is two-thirds of his age. So it's like you getting with a 22-year-old. Still weird. No, wait, no. Yeah. Isn't he 30 years older than her? Yeah, but he's in his 90s.

So she's two-thirds of his age, I'm saying. Wouldn't it just be me getting with with it let's say 30 40, 50 It'd be like me dating a 63 year old. No that would be someone twice your age. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter we're getting too far into the details No 30 years older. I'm saying she's two thirds of his age

I don't know what you're saying I'm saying he's 30 years older than her. I know, I know but I'm saying if all things are relative. Producers do you understand what's happening? You understand what I'm saying right? I'm with you's 30 years older than her. I know, but I'm saying if all things are relative. Producers, do you understand what's happening? You understand what I'm saying, right? I'm with you. Yeah, yeah.

She's two-thirds of his age. You know I don't know what a third is. Yeah, I'm confused too. Yeah, thank you, Ella. Let's park it. Okay, let's park it. Hey, I thought we could ask, because, I mean, 93. I mean, you're getting married a bit late.

Do you want to do what's the oldest guy you've ever hooked up with? Is it the phone topic we're going to kick the year off with? How old were they? No, I want to do. Has anyone pashed a septuagenarian or older? What's the oldest person you've hooked up with? I'm interested. Oh, no, no.

Oh, you're not telling me? Oh, damn. Do you want it as a percentage of my age or do you want it as the actual age? God, I hate maths. I keep bringing it back to maths. Let's ask people, do you know someone? It's probably not going to be yourself. Or it could be.

But do you know someone who got married real late? Yeah. Doesn't have to be their first marriage. No. It can be their second, third. Did you go to granddad's third wedding? Yes. And how old was granddad?

Yeah. When he was tying the knot. And how old was she by comparison? Yeah. How old were they when they got married? We want to know. We want to find the oldest person we can find who has been married. Like Brie said, they're probably not listening.

No. You probably not listening. No. You probably know them. Oh, 800-DIALS-AT-M, or you can text us on 9696. And how hot were they in their later years? Were they rich? Yeah, now some of them still got that little bit of spice about them. Yeah, or Buzz Aldrin. He gets my rocket going.

Brie and Clint. Teresa's here. Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. How are you going? We're having a very judgmental conversation, but it's all done in jest and in love. So we want to know, what's the oldest marriage?

Who got married late? What do you know? My great-nana. She got married at the age of 93 for the second time. Whoa, great-nana? Yeah, great-nana. She was in a rest home, and basically her 72-year-old boyfriend she wasn't allowed to share a bedroom with.

So they got married so they could share a bedroom. Cute. I love that story. And also Nana Cougar. Yeah. Nana. And then she ended up on the national news because she got married at 93 and said on live national television

that the reason that she wanted to get married and just because she's 93 doesn't mean to say that they're not still doing it. Oh, go Nana! Oh! Wow! Yes! Oh, your Nana sounded like my type of people.

In the words of Bree's mum, I'm old, I'm not dead. I might be young, but I'm not dead. Hey, Teresa, thank you for sharing your story. What a great one. Oh, my God, that was such a good story. Oh, that's so good. Can you imagine Nana on the news?

Can you imagine how much fun and joy it would bring to a rest home to have a wedding as well? Oh, so much fun. Because you would think that that part of your life is over. You go to 21st, then you go to weddings, and you start going to funerals. It'll be so fun to go to another wedding. Well, I mean, I did,

because, I mean, my good friends at Warner Brothers, I did pitch them the idea for the show. This is copyright, by the way. There's still a chance they might make it. Yeah. Called The Pensioner. And instead of, you know, the same old bachelor or bachelorette,

they go into rest homes and... Are they wealthy, The Pensioner? No. They're not? No. They're just handsome? They're just, you know, they're just an older generation and they're looking for love.

If it's a lady one, does it have to be a pensionerette? Well, we haven't worked through that yet, but yeah, sure, why not? The Waiheke Island sausage bandit is the number one trending news story in New Zealand today, which says a lot about us as a country, right? We're about to get a new prime minister. We're in the middle of a cost of living crisis. But the real story we care about is the random person leaving sausages in letterboxes. I will argue the other top story in the country at the moment is that woman who got a cease and desist

for her cat pooing in a neighbour's veggie garden. Oh, yeah, that's right. But they won't tell her which neighbour it is, so how's she supposed to stop it? How are they meant to know which veggie garden? Yeah, that's what I mean. What, are they going to put the cat in a diaper? Hmm.

Yeah. I don't know. Big stories. Jeez, I tell you what, it's going to be a hell of an episode of Seven Sharps tonight. I can give you that much. Let's drill into the details of the Waiheke Island sausage bandit.

You may have heard Fletchford and Hayley cover that this morning, but it's worth looking into because it's an unsolved mystery. You know, this is an open investigation. What do we know? The Waiheke Island resident who has come forward to say, look, I'm being victimised by the sausage bandit,

his name is Jacob. I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. It is a funny story. I'm sure it is quite traumatising for poor Jacob. Yeah, poor Jacob. He has said he's having a sausage and bread left in his letterbox once a month. And he has had enough. Let me give you the details I've been able to glean.

Is there sauce on it? Yes. So these are important details. Is it Waddy's or Heinz? Can't tell. I'd need to lick it to know. But I think if I licked it, I would know. It's being left in there overnight, so the sauce is quite congealed as well.

The sausage is clearly a pre-cooked sausage with those fake grill marks on it. They're yak sausages. They've got their place but I think it's like a Heller's. It looks like a Heller's to me. Oh, yep, yep. The bread,

the bread is not buttered. Is it not buttered? The bread is not buttered. Oh, no, I'd go with that. I don't usually butter my bread with the sausage. What, you just go raw dog on the bread? Yeah, because you've got heaps of sauce on it. Nah, bro The bread is not buttered. Oh, no, I'd go with that. I don't usually butter my bread with the sausage. What, you just go raw dog on the bread? Yeah, because you've got heaps of sauce on it.

Nah, bro. So it's all good. Nah, bro, you need lube. It needs the butter lube. The sauce. Nah, that's a garnish. It's a condiment. And it's not a garnish on my sausage on bread.

Well, I disagree. This sausage specifically. No butter. No butter. Okay. Looks like a wholemeal bread. Onions? No onions. Okay, no onions. No onions. Okay. Looks like a wholemeal bread. Onions? No onions. Okay, no onions.

No onions, no paper towel. A wholemeal bread, see now it's a hay crumb. Wow. The lack of butter and paper towel to me suggests this is not a Bunnings sausage. No, Bunnings ones aren't pre-cooked. Yes, they are. No, they're not. Yes, they are.

They're like the normal beef sausages. Are they? Yeah, and they cook them. They're like sausage sizzle. Yeah, you still cook a pre-cooked sausage. Yeah, I know, but I know bunning sausages and they aren't pre-cooked. You're passionate about this. I'm not going to argue with you. Jacob had this to say about the crime.

It happened again and again to the point where I messaged my friends thinking they were playing a joke on me. And then all of them had photos of sausages in their letterboxes too. That was when I knew this was a serious problem. It is tearing my friend group apart. It's tearing Waiheke Island apart. Because we just don't know who it is. How long has it been happening for?

How many sausages has he got? Jacob says once a month since April. Last year? Yeah. Okay, that's a fair few. So we're encroaching on nine months of sausage here. I've spent a decent amount on the prank is all I'm saying. Like, that's commitment.

I just want to say, have they? Okay? It's our job as the media to remain impartial. I've never met Jacob. I don't know him from a bar of soap. Are you saying Jacob has made up the story to get on the news? Jacob has not provided his last name. I know that because we think Claudia, our producer,

on a quest to try and get Jacob on the show today to share his side of the story. I tried to track him down too, and normally it's quite easy to find someone when they're making the news, like big story. Couldn't find anything on Jacob. Claudia, there's no sign of this guy, right? No, he's got it locked down.

The only reason I think it has some sort of credibility is that this news story originates from Radio New Zealand, and surely, Claude, you used to work there. Surely they wouldn't get sucked in by a fake sausage story. No, surely not. I've been sucked in by a fake sausage story before, let me tell you. Too many times. It's late.

It's dark. They said it was this big. There's no lights in the club. They said it was good. You know, you believe someone. You know what I'm saying, though? It's a slow There's no lights in the club. They said it was good. You know, you believe someone. You know what I'm saying, though? It's a slow time of year. A lot of newsrooms are still getting back up to full strength.

If you wanted to slip a fake sausage story through. This is the time to do it. Now's the time to do it. You know what's interesting is that I see what you're saying. Or maybe he's already traumatised enough. He doesn't want the media bloody sniffing around. He doesn't want to comment. He just wants it to stop.

You know what would make it stop? If the media did a stakeout outside your house. A stakeout? A sausage out. A sausage out? You know, they're not going to come and drop a sausage in your box while bloody... Or do we do a stakeout? Hilary Barry's outside there in the One News truck. Do we do

the people's work? Do we go out there, find Jacob and say, Jacob, where are your peeps? We're going to find out who this find Jacob and say, Jacob, wear your peeps. We're going to find out who this is. We're going to stay here for a month. Are you just looking for a reason for a free trip to Waiheke Island? Yes. And a free sausage?

Maybe we go to Mudbrick afterwards. I don't know. It's time to play Guess That Voice. Where we still have a spot available if you'd like to play with us this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. We're looking for one person who wants to go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices. That's right. You can win 50 KFC chicken dollars if you do it.

But you've got to call now. 0800 dial ZM. Denny's going to play with us. Hi, Denny. Hi, Denny. Hey. Is it too late for a happy new year? Oh, absolutely not. We're still in January. Happy new year, Denny. Denny, Merry Christmas. Happy new year, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hey. Is it too late for a happy new year? Oh, absolutely not.

We're still in January. Happy new year, Danny. Danny, Merry Christmas. Happy new year, guys. Oh, no. We took it too far, didn't we? Danny, how about that Women's Rugby World Cup? How far back are we going?

Danny, wasn't that the year of the millennium? Crazy. New millennium. Danny, you want to be on Team Brie or Team Clint? Well, Clint, I was with you the last time I played, so I'm going to go with Brie. Are we talking to a veteran? Share it around, Danny.

I like that. Damn. She has no favourites. You're on Team Brie. Marie, that means you're on Team Clint. Hi. Hi, Marie. Hello.

Let's do this. Let's do this. All right. Producer Claude runs the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. What do we need to know? So, I guess The Voice is a game

where I'm going to start playing a clip of a famous person's voice. The first person to buzz in with the correct name will win your team a point. So, the theme today, these are all artists that within the last two weeks or in the next couple of months are doing concerts in New Zealand.

Oh, right. Oh, okay. God, we've got some good gigs here at the moment. Oh, some amazing stuff. Yeah. The only one we're missing is Justin Bieber.

Oh, too sad. He was meant to be coming. Okay, Bree and I will go first then it's over to Danny and Marie. Let's do this, Claude. So your names are your buzzers and here is your first celeb.

Well, I think my first couple of minutes. Bree. I'm going to say Elton John. Good guess, but no. Kind of sounded like him. That's homophobic.

That's Sam Smith. Yep, well done. I mean, he's English. Yeah, true. Yep. Well, that's one point to team Clint. Elton John's English, eh? Yeah.

I was second guessing myself. I was a dramatic 20-year-old going through heartbreaks and stuff like that. He's got such a lovely voice. They have such a lovely voice. Yeah, they do, don't they? Okay, over to Danny and Marie. Are you guys ready? Come on, Danny.

Ready. Okay, good luck. Here we go. Did you know tomatoes are actually a fruit? That's your fun fact. Danny. What's Danny? Oh, I'm probably going to get this wrong, but is that Ed Sheeran?

Yeah. All British people sound the same, eh? Marie, would you like a free guess? Oh, God. English, English. No. God, no one. Someone turn that radio down.

To Bree and I go? We know who it is. It's Harry Styles. It's Harry Styles. Yeah, it's Harry Styles. I can't give that point, but you got it right. He's got a lovely voice, doesn know who it is. Terry Styles. Terry Styles. Yeah, Terry Styles. I can't give that point, but you got it right. He's got a lovely voice, doesn't he? I did know that.

My joke, why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. That's a great joke, Harry. He's so cute. Thanks, Harry. That's a great joke. That's a great joke. I would definitely pass him.

Okay, back to you and me. Here you go, guys. I woke up at 2.30. Bree. Bree. You got it. In the afternoon, I went and I kissed my baby girl. That's my daughter.

He was unbelievable in Auckland on a Saturday night. So good. One of the best people I've ever seen live. All the Instagram stories looked so great. Is it going to Dunedin next? That show? The Chili Peppers. Yeah, with Post Malone.

Possibly, yeah. I think next week. Or this week, maybe. Post Malone's going to love Dunedin. Oh my gosh, so good. Hey, he'd probably fit right in. Let's go back to Danny and Marie. You guys ready for your second chance?

Come on, Danny. Okay, we're one apiece at the moment, so right in. Let's go back to Danny and Marie. You guys ready for your second chance? Come on, Danny. Really? Okay, we want a piece at the moment, so good luck. Here we go. Here we go. Someone turn that radio down, please. I've always wanted to be the biggest artist in the world,

and I don't think you should make music unless you want to be that. I might not ever be the biggest artist in the world, but you do have to kind of view it like that. Danny! Who's that ginger British celebrity? Oh, Marie. Marie? Marie.

And you? Well done. Jenny knew that one! What does that do for us, Claude? That's two for Team Clint, one for Team Brie. So we could either win it here or tie it up. We'll see. All right.

Okay, Brie and Clint, this is the last one. It's for you. Dance with Princess Antigone. You. Okay, Brie and Clint, this is the last one. It's for you. Dance with Princess Antigone. You know what? Elton John. Oh, you're throwing it out there, aren't you? Yeah, it's Elton John. Council, this is very surreal. Then the Queen came in and she said, can we join you? And I said, no, Brian.

I'm so excited to see Elton John this weekend. I'm going to him this Saturday as well. Yeah, me too. I thought you've already been. I only got half a show. Let someone else have a turn. I might walk around the outside of the stadium. I don't have tickets, but I live nearby, so I might just go for a little wander around,

see if I can hear anything. Yeah, no, I mean, not a bad idea. You never know. Hey, Marie. Oh, no, it's a tie. We'll fine you both a prize. Well done. Oh, yes.

Nice work, guys. Someone turn that bloody radio down. Find out who it was. Who do you reckon it was? We can actually find that out. Here, I'll put one on hold. Danny, can you talk to us? Yeah, I'm here.

It was bloody Marie. It was Danny. It was Marie. Danny, don't worry. You're in the clear, my friend. Bree and Clint. Told you this is going to work. It's my in the clear, my friend. Right, here we go.

Birthday banger. A little bit earlier, giving something different a go. Let us know what your birthday is and then we will tell you what is the number one song on your 16th. And then we'll play the three and pick our favourite one. Easy peasy. Let's start off with Holly. Kia ora Holly. G'day Holly. Hi. Mate, how was your weekend?

Amazing. Very good, thank you. Tell us, why so amazing? Just the sun still out here in sunny Tauranga and Simon's Beach all the time. Oh my god, it makes such a difference to your mental health, eh? Just getting some sunshine and getting outside. I miss Tauranga so much. Can we organise an event there where we have to go to Tauranga?

We would literally... You don't have to ask me twice. I'll be there. Yes, I like it, Holly. We were literally just there. That's the last place we went last year. That's how much I love it. I want to go back.

All right, we're going back. I want to go there to live. Holly, what's your birthday? The 21st of November, 1992. All right, Holly. That means you were 16 in 2008. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

Becca! I feel like that's a bit of you, Holly. Yeah, dance tune for sure. Britney Spears, or as we learned earlier in the show, she's going by the name River Red now. I used to go by the name Crimson Wave, but only certain times of the month. Oh, Christ.

You know, I thought to myself, pull out of that joke, and I was too far in, Holly. You're like, no, I'm a feminist. I'm going to do my Crimson Wave joke. I'm allowed to do a period joke if I want to. 2023. Yes, Holly. Yes, girl. Preachers.

You're riding a Crimson Wave of confidence. Oh, there we go. Womanizer from River Red. Good one for you, Holly. Thank you. Let's go to Isabel. Hi, Is a crimson wave of confidence. Oh, there we go. Womanizer from River Red. Good one for you, Holly. Thank you. Let's go to Isabel. Hi, Isabel. Hi, Isabel.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? So good, thank you. Oh, good to hear, Isabel. I'm keen to find out what your birthday banger is. What's your birthday? 29th of March, 2001.

Right, Isabel, that means you were 16 in 2017, so not all that long ago. Let's see what was number one. It's Sharon, Shape of You. Do you remember that one, Isabel? Oh, who doesn't? Yeah, who doesn't? I think it was the most played song of the year.

I think it took it out, yeah. Do you like it, Isabel? Do you like It's Sharon for your birthday banger? Oh, I love it was the most played song of the year. I think it took it out, yeah. Do you like it, Isabel? Do you like cheering for your birthday banger? Oh, I love it. Such a good boogie. Banger, okay, cool. Bit of Sheezy. Wait, there, one more for Andrea.

Kia ora, Andrea. Kia ora, Andrea. Kia ora, guys. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. How are you? Good. What did you get up to on the weekend, Andrea?

Oh, not a heck of a lot. It just wasn't long enough. Yeah, we're campaigning here at ZM for three-day weekends, aren't we, Clint? Oh, yeah'm not a hiccup a lot. It just wasn't long enough. We're campaigning here at ZM for three day weekends, aren't we, Clint? Oh, yeah. We're going to protest and just not show up for one of the days. What's your birthday, Andrea? 1st of March, 1980.

Mate, that means you were 16 in 1996. Gotta love a 90s banger. I bet this is going to be good. Huge. Andrea, you've got to be happy with Oasis, Wonderwall. Oh, yeah, it's great. Tune.

Okay, tough decision. I'm going to vote for Britney Spears. Wonderwall, Oasis, all day. Overwomaniser. 100%. Really? Yeah, because we don't hear it. Wonderwall Oasis all day. Over Womanizer. 100%. Really? Yeah, because we don't hear it. Yeah, it's out of those two for me.

I'm going to go, I'm going to stay true and go Britney Spears. We'll go to our producers for a split vote. Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I just feel like Womanizer has the right energy. Oh, yep. By River Red. I'm dropping a track soon. We'll go out for my album from Crimson Wave.

Holly, you won birthday banger. Well done. Amazing. I think all of them, but this is good. Yeah, nice. Brie and Clint, it is. You can play my new to all the other chicks out here, but I know... Brie and Clint. You're nothing but a womanizer. Boy, don't try to front.

I know just what you are. Boy, don't try to front. I know just what you are. Womanizer, womanizer, you're a womanizer. ZM, Brie and Clint. You're a womanizer, baby. Britney Spears, or as we learned in the latest today, River Red, she's changed her name to. That's Womanizer.

Bree's very salty. I'm very salty. I wanted Wonderwall. Yeah, well, it didn't win, so. Well, we move on, don't we? Hey, this is massive news for Miley Cyrus because obviously she dropped that track a few weeks ago, Flowers. We did it for Friday Oaky last week.

It's blowing up. Everyone is talking about this song. It is the best comeback she could have hoped for. It's massive. And there's a lot of rumours flying around. It's a diss track towards her ex-husband, Liam Hemsworth. That's the rumour. Yeah, Thor's brother.

And then there's all these other little bits and pieces that people are talking about with the song, like the gold dress that she's wearing in the film clip is because he cheated on her with Jennifer Lawrence and that's the similar dress that Jennifer Lawrence wore on the red carpet with him. The workout that she does in the middle of the music video is apparently Liam's signature workout.

Yeah, the suit she's wearing in the film clip is apparently one of his old suits. Yeah, the things are everywhere hidden in this. She's filming it in the house where apparently he cheated on her with 14 other women. That's the rumours. Like Brie said last week, stay toxic, babes. Stay toxic.

Hey, she's done an absolute great job because, you know, everyone is talking about it. So much so that she has picked up a record with Spotify. This week, so I believe it was from last week, but Flowers has become the most streamed song on Spotify in a single week. Wow, that's huge. Yeah, so massive numbers. Yeah, more than Taylor Swift.

So get this, let's go through, I thought we could go through the top five. Yeah, okay. It's quite interesting. So obviously Flowers, Miley Cyrus is number one with 96 million streams in one week. That's huge. Massive. Like I said, it's the best comeback she could have ever hoped for. It's huge.

Yeah. Let's start from number five, though. These are the top most streamed songs on Spotify in a single week. Number five is Driver's Licence. Yeah, this was a phenomenon when it came out. It was huge. Had 80.7 million streams in a single week. Yep.

Comes in at number five. Number four is The T-Swizzle. This was only number four. Number four. I guess she dropped the whole album. Yeah. And some people were listening to the entire album. Whereas you only have one Miley song to listen to at the moment.

Exactly. 82.9 million streams in a single week. Coming in at number three, it's another Olivia Rodrigo song. She's got a really big job to follow this album up It's huge Yeah 84.1 million streams in a single week Obviously we've done number one with Flowers Miley Cyrus This is the second most streamed song in a single week on Spotify

It's from Adele. 84.9 million streams in a single week. Guess what? What? All girls. Yeah. All five songs, all by female artists, all by solo female artists. Yeah.

Massive numbers. I can't even imagine how much they would make in a week from that amount of streams on Spotify. I'd love to know. Should we do it? We can figure out. There'll be a whole thing. I'll figure that out. But yeah, turns out a diss track

towards your ex when they're famous quite popular. We're going to take this in a bit of a random direction. And it's quite a dark direction too. So this is all- Stay toxic. We're going to stay toxic with you this afternoon. This has all come about because the rumours are

that he cheated on her with 14 different women. That is the rumour, yeah. Liam Hemsworth cheating on Miley with 14 different women. That number is colossal. So many. Like, how do you, we were talking about this earlier, how do you think you're not going to get caught when it's 14? How do you think you're not going to get caught when you're Liam Hemsworth?

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know. But people do, and people who are serial cheaters, maybe they just get the feeling that they're never going to get caught. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. So we want to ask you this question this afternoon.

How many times did they cheat that you know of? And then we'll play some Carrie Underwood. What, before he cheats? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Banger. How many times are you aware of that the person cheated on you?

And we mean like how many different people, right? Yeah. How many people were there that came out of the woodwork? And have they finally admitted to it? Like you caught them, you know you've left them, but are they willing to be honest with you and go, yeah, actually I was- It was this many.

It was rampant. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text it into 9696. We can keep this completely anonymous. It's obviously a sensitive topic and we can keep all names out of this. Unless you want to put their name in there. Unless you want to throw their name in there.

Do your own Miley thing. 9696 is the text number or 0800 DIAL ZM. Here's the Miley track. Brian Clint. I didn't want to leave. I didn't want to lie. Started to cry, but then remembered I. I can buy. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio.

This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. For the first time this year, welcome to the Bree and Clint show, Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. G'day, Dean. Hello, guys. I've missed you. Welcome back. Happy 2023. Woo-hoo. I've missed you. Welcome back.

Happy 2023. Woo-hoo. Let's do it. We haven't talked to you for five whole weeks, so let's get the tea, Dean. What's going on? Is Britney Spears changing her name? Apparently, Britney Spears has changed her name to River Red.

She's posted a few dancing videos, and she's got some cool new clothes and some new heels. And in the Instagram post, she has changed her name to River Red. If you go onto her Instagram, River Red is her official name. She's shared that, you know, there's kind of like a lot of like, you know, she's got a lot to still get through. And I think she's still working through a few things and a lot on her chest.

But she still wants to get off her chest. Okay. If you read the captions to some of the last posts, she's, you know, talking about a few different things and some neighbors that are upset her and things like that. But overall, she seems like she's in pretty good spirits and she has changed her name to River Red. How long will this be? Is this the new River Red?

I don't know. Era? I don't know. Is this the new River Red era, Dean? You know when it's official, you know when it's official, if they have changed her artist name on Spotify. Shall I check?

Has anybody checked? Yeah, go and check. I mean, is this like a Sasha Fierce kind of thing? Like Beyonce's alter ego? Does she still perform under the name Britney Spears? Let me check. Because, I mean, Beyonce kind of has that alter ego. Maybe Britney Spears wants one.

Yeah, there's no River Red on Spotify yet. No River Red? But maybe it's breaking. Is it breaking news, Dean? I don't think we're going to see it on Spotify. I think we're going to see Britney Spears back in the name in about a week. Okay, great. All right, well, there you go.

That's the goss, anyway. River Red, that's how we'll be referring to Britney Spears from now on, and that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clinton, we're back after this. Two long years with no party in the Garden City. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, that's new lewd doing Moby.

God, he's really got the formula figured out, eh? Oh my God, remember back in the day when our original producers didn't know who Moby was? Let's check if the new producers do. Great suggestion, Bree. Ben and... Ellie. Ellie, no idea who Moby was. Who the iconic Moby was, producers Ella and Claude.

Who knows who Moby is? Of course I know who Moby is. You know who Moby is? Of course. How old are you, Claude? 29. 29. Ella, do you know who Moby is?

I'm thinking Moby Dick, but not that. No? No, we're not talking about the whale. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly who we were talking about. I mean, that is another iconic Moby, to be fair. I'm thinking of the whale. I'm going to guess last name Dick.

Am I right? I mean, kind of. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're not completely wrong. I don't know how many tracks the whale was spinning, though. Moby is a DJ. He's a DJ producer.

Do you know that song? I'm going to find my baby. Do you know that song? Well, even I don't recognise that. Oh, you don't? What Moby song do you want? That one that we just played. That's pretty recognisable.

We just heard that one and she clearly didn't recognise it. No, but she wasn't listening. I was working. She wasn't taking notice. You can find it. You need to look up Moby. It was very iconic. I'll Google it.

It was a vibe. Listen to the album play. Moby. There's a lot of bad Moby songs in the system here. Let's deal with it tomorrow, okay? Put this on the to-do list and let's get out of here. Is it really going on the to-do list? There it is.

Anything? You should know him. He's a vegan, Ella. He's got vegan tattooed down his arm. He's got vegan tattooed on his throat. He's got vegan tattooed on his throat. Yeah, on his neck. Yikes. I don't know him, no.

This music very popular with the LSD community. Yeah. Why? Oh, he does have vegan on his neck. Yeah. He's a radical vegan. That's a lot. Anyway, that's your history lesson with Brian Clint done for the day.

Let's get out of here, everybody. I'll put a Moby CD on in my car on the way home. You don't have a CD player in your car. Nah. Nah. Or a Moby CD. Nah. Have a great night, everybody.

We'll see you back tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.