ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th August 2022

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Podcast. Podcast. Yo, what up? Welcome to the podcast. It's Brie and Clint. There's a bit in the show today where we talk about what is the greatest drop of all time? We've done it before. We've never settled on one.

We've never found the greatest drop. You know what? I don't think you can because there's different kinds and different takes on it. So I feel like it's a conversation that can just go round and round. Yeah, definitely. We didn't get through all of our suggestions, mainly because Bree chose to play an entire Martin Garrix song.

It was worth it. Hey, people on the text machine, I agree with Bree. Yep, totally, Bree. You nailed it. Yep, that song Bree chose definitely right. Yep, totally, Bree. You nailed it. Yep, that song Bree chose definitely right. Yeah, well, you would say that. No, the text... You put a lot of money into texting us.

I know. Can I claim that back? Yeah, it's tax deductible. I think it's, you know... Yeah, but we can go through our... So you'll hear it in the podcast, but I reckon we can go through our... the ones that we left off the list.

Who's got one? I played both of mine. Jack, you... I've got one. And that ones that we left off the list. Who's got one? I played both of mine. Jack Q. I've got one. And that Chris Brown song. Oh, yes. Yeah. Claudia?

Good songs. This is one of my favourite drops. The best part about a drop is a long build, right? Not this again. Hypocrite. Not this again. That's what I did. And then I got criticised.

I'm pretty sure Brie hates this song. This is going to be so good. I love this song. That is my favourite part of this song. The whole song is a build. This song took me ages to get into because I thought it was just the first part. Yeah, yeah.

I saw a slow one. Did you see her do this at Glastonbury? Wasn't it Glastonbury? No, but it's on TV. It's on TVNZ. I saw a slow one. Did you see her do this at Glastonbury? Wasn't it Glastonbury? No, but it's on TV. It's on TVNZ. No, it didn't. This song is the longest full play song I've ever heard. But how about the climax?

Yeah, good one, Claude. Megan, did you have another one? Yeah, I had Afterglow. Oh, banger. It's been called the alternative New Zealand national anthem, the song. One of my all-time favourite songs ever. Yeah. Becky Hill.

That's Becky Hill. Is it Becky Hill Hill I'm pretty sure I don't think so She's got such a Recognisable voice It sounds exactly like her If it is She's been around for ages

Because that song is Oh Well she auditioned Well she was on the show The Voice UK I reckon 12 years Oh then it will be

Becky Hill 15 years ago Yeah okay So it probably is her Yeah I've got another one If you want it Oh you do too You know what the best Part about a drop is What A long build Oh, then it will be Vicky Hill. 15 years ago. Yeah, okay. So it probably is her, yeah. I've got another one if you want it.

Oh, you do too? Yeah. You know what the best part about a drop is? What? A long build. I've heard that before. I've heard that before. That's got a big build. I can't listen to the build-up for you.

And then a big climax at the end. The payoff. All over E The payoff All over Eileen All over Eileen Can we find the Fetty LeGrand song? Yeah Because someone texted through during the show Which one was it? Well they had Put Your Hands Up For Detroit didn't they?

Yeah but there's another really good one that they didn't say Let Me Think About It? God this is a good song. People can't hear it. Hang on, I'm playing it out of the wrong bat. This is such a tune. Let me think about

it. This reminds me of my youth. Same. Oh, is that the name of the song? I was just trying to think what it was. Oh, Megan. It's Father's Day coming up. You could use that one on Father's Day.

No, that was pretty good gear. I quite like that one. That's because you're a dad. Yeah, she's hit me right in my wheelhouse there. Oh, we do have it. Hang on. Let me think about it. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Hang on. Let me think about it.

Just a little bit. That song makes me feel all the feels. That song, people always say, and this is for all the Aussies listening to the podcast, you always have a schoolies song, and it's the song that's hitting the charts or that's the biggest at the time when you're at schoolies. Yeah. That's my schoolies song.

A lot of people have that as their contiki song as well, that type of song. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think mine was Like a G6. Was it? Like a G6? Yeah.

I remember where I was when Like a G6 was big too. That song was so good as well. There's lots of them coming up on the podcast. Lots more of the best drops. If you've got a good suggestion for us, you can tell us on Facebook. Yeah, I'd love to hear people's opinions from the podcast. Yeah, someone put a post up there. Or Claude, can you put a post up there?

Yeah, I can try. If you can be bothered. You're asking nicely, so I'll do it. Oh, thank you so much, Claude. You're welcome. Like a really long post. Well, it's the post I'll do it. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome. Bri had like a really long post. Well, it's the post I wasn't listening. Sorry, I totally zoned out.

I was thinking about coming on Eileen again. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, guys. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, Pilgrim. At least she's honest. So honest.

Hi, everybody. It is Bree and Clint. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint on a... H to the hump day, baby. Hump day. It's a hump day. That's right.

It is hump day. No, it's not raining either. It means it's a dry hump day. Yeah, not a good dry hump day. I mean, no good. Actually, I don't mind a dry hump day. Yeah, I was going to say. What are you looking for? I don't mind a wet hump day. Well, going to say what are you looking for I don't mind a wet hump day

well nah I'm over the rain so no more wet hump days for me please same yeah I'm into the dry actually I'm looking for a hot

dry hump day that's what I need in my life now I'm going through a dry patch yeah that's enough today on the show

we're going to give away another Disney Plus subscription thanks to SheHulk attorney at law might be our last one your last Plus subscription thanks to She-Hulk Attorney at Law might be our last one your last chance to pretend to be a lawyer

with us at 4 o'clock this afternoon that's right also Google Down is back and it's the showdown between the producers Producer Claude

and Producer Megan both very fast on the keyboards over the last couple of months but who will take it out this afternoon hopefully neither of them

hopefully someone listening. Yeah, same. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go. The tradies picked up a win yesterday, bringing them to 72. The ladies sitting on

61 wins for the year. Comeback is on, though. Let's meet our lady. She's 31. She's from Dunners and she has broken her arm three Christmases in a row. Kendall. Welcome to the show, Kendall. What have you been doing on Christmas

where you've broken your arm three times? Some of my kids have gone up listening, so we might just ignore that one. Okay, you have given us more questions than answers with that statement. Things are getting rowdy on Christmas. Are they getting raunchy? Are they getting rowdy?

It's hard to know with Kendall. Don't ask any questions. Let's move swiftly along to our tradie. He's 24. He's from Hawke's Bay. And he's getting married at the end of this year. Please welcome to the show, it's Daniel. G'day, Daniel.

How's it going? What's your fiancé's name? Natasha. Natasha. Where are you getting married? Mariah Karko in Hawke's Bay. Oh, beautiful. Congratulations to both of you.

Don't screw it up before the wedding, you know? This can go towards, you know, one part of a flower of a cinnabar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One petal. One petal. One petal, literally. One beer once they add corkage. Why is everything to do with weddings five times the price?

Because they know you want the best. It's ridiculous. Because it's a once-in-a-lifetime event. I'm just going to say I'm having a family reunion. Yeah. Tell them it's a funeral. They might take sympathy on you. You know?

Yeah. Funeral of my single life. I need to find someone to get married to first. Daniel, your buzz is tradie. Kendall, yours is lady. First three correct answers is going away with $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

What is the highest grossing Broadway show of all time? It's a musical. Lady. Yes, Kendall. Is it Chicago? Oh, pretty good guess. Good guess. No.

More mainstream than that. Do you want to guess, Daniel? Daniel? Oh, no. I don't know. No? Okay. We were looking for The, Daniel? Oh, uh... No, I don't know. No? Okay. We were looking for The Lion King. Quite mainstream. Massive on Broadway

and around the world. Such a great show as well. Huge. Yep. No points there for anyone. No point. Question number two. What is the most common name for deer meat? Yes, Daniel's in first. Innocent. Well done. What is the most common name for deer meat? Freddie. Yes, Daniel's in first.

Venison. It is, of course, venison. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. How do you sleep when you lie to me? Freddie.

Daniel. Sam Smith. That is, of course, Sam Smith. He's on the board with two. You need this one here, Kendall, to stop him. Question number four. What year was the first iPhone released? Was it 2005, 2007 or 2009?

Lady. Kendall. Justin. 2005? No. Daniel. Justin. 2005? No. Daniel? Was it A?

2007? Oh, no. B, 2007. B, 2007. That is correct. Got it. Daniel, $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Awesome. Another one for the your way thanks to KFC. Awesome.

Another one for the tradies. Bree and Clint. We don't often cover property news on the Bree and Clint show, but this one's important. But we are getting into real estate. We are getting into real estate. I mean, it's a good time to come out and say that you and I are starting a real estate partnership where we will be joining forces to sell houses.

BNC Real Estate. Some people say we have gotten in to the market at a down point. Yeah. Shocking timing. But we say it can only come up from here. I say I'm trying to sell my house and I don't want to pay any commission. So I think it's a great time to become a real estate agent. Good time to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great time to do it. Contact me if you want to buy my house, by the way. Sandra Bullock is selling Graham Norton's house in South Auckland. Say what? Sandra Bullock is selling Graham Norton's house in South Auckland. First of all, didn't know Sandra Bullock was a real estate agent. Sandra Bullock.

She must have got her real estate license on the side after probably miscongeniality too. No, I think your timeline's wrong. I think she got her credentials during the Erin Brockovich era. I reckon she was a property lawyer. That was Julia Roberts who was in that film. Was it? Was it?

Oh, my God. You said it so confidently. Because I believed it and I still believe it. You did. No, that is 100% Julia Roberts. We learn something new every day. Well, she's not in this story. Sandra Bullock is the name of a real estate agent

that works for Ray White Papakura. Amazing. Graham Norton is a retired fibre optics architect who owns a beautiful home in the South Auckland suburb of Karaka. What a coincidence. How did they find each other? I know. This is amazing.

Sandra Bullock, the real estate agent. Not the Hollywood A-list actress. Says she's been contacted multiple times by the people from Skinny Mobile to appear in their ads. You know how they're like... I love those ads. They're like, I'm Lewis Hamilton from Rotorua.

I'm Julia Roberts from Papakura. They want her in the ads. She hasn't done it. She's got to do it. She should do it. And Graham Norton, yeah, he's a retired fibre optics architect. Amazing. Isn't that amazing?

Graham also, I don't think coincidentally Has started his own gin Started making his own gin Oh he hasn't? No he has Oh he has He's making his own gin Just like Graham Norton

Is he actually? Yes What? And his wife says That he's grown a beard Just like Graham Norton I wonder if he looks like him I wonder what Sandra Bullock

Looks like Oh I'd love to know There are no pictures Associated with this article I guess If you want to know, you need to show up to Graham Norton's open home. I might go just to have a look.

In Karaka, yeah. There'll be pictures of him on the wall as family photos. Yeah, you'll get to see. And she'll be there with the iPad taking down your details at the open home. I wonder if she's actually an undercover FBI agent. Is that a Sandra Bullock movie reference? Oh my God, you need to watch these films.

I'm scared now after the last thing that happened. Miss Congeniality, have you never watched it? Have you never seen that film? No, and clearly I haven't seen Erin Brockovich either. No, both incredible films. We want to know this afternoon, much like Sandra Bullock and Graham Norton from South Auckland, do you have a famous name?

Yeah. Just like the people on the skinny mobile ads, do you have a famous name? Yeah. Just like the people on the skinny mobile ads, do you have a famous name? I've got one. The vet who saved my cat's life during lockdown. Name? Dr. Sean Johnson. Love it.

Just like the Warriors player. So good. I've met someone with the name Taylor Swift before. Have you really? Yeah, I went to uni with a girl and Taylor Swift was still kind of coming up. Yes. Like she was still in her country days.

Yes. So she wasn't the mega, mega superstar that she is today. But I remember thinking. So in your mind, your friend Taylor Swift was the main Taylor Swift. Well, she was the one I kind of knew first. And then I was like, now in my mind, there's only one Taylor Swift. Okay. Well, has a famous person stolen your name?

Oh, 800 dials at M. Yeah. Bree and Clint. So we want to know who's got the famous name. Jo's here. Okay, well, has a famous person stolen your name? 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. So we want to know who's got the famous name. Jo's here. Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi, Jo.

Happy hump day. Happy hump. Happy hump day, Jo. Who's the person that has a famous name, Jo? So my sister is Liz Hurley. No way. I love it so much. Liz, are you Jo Hurley?

I am. Well, that was my maiden name. Yeah, are you Jo Hurley? I am. Well, that was my maiden name. Yeah, right. Liz Hurley. Does she like it or does she loathe it? When she went on her OE in Europe, I think it did work in her favour. Yeah.

Working those bartending jobs. Yeah. But I don't think it's really fazed her. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. It's a good one. She hasn't got a bad name. No.

Like if you had a disgraced celebrity name, that'd be a bit more of an issue. Yeah, that would be not great. Yeah, yeah. Not as early. She's all right. Who's that vet in Australia? Chris Brown?

Oh, Chris Brown. Yeah. Chris Brown the vet? The TV vet? They always say Chris Brown the vet. The vet. Yeah. Bondi vet, Chris Brown.

Chrissy's here. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hello Hi, Chrissie. Hi, Chrissie. Hello. Who's got the famous name, Chrissie? He's just one of our mates, Keith Richards. Keith Richards? Name drop? You're friends with Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones. Wow.

No one ever says anything either. I'm like, does anyone think this is random his name's Keith Richards? And people are like, who's that? Fair enough. That's good. A few texts here. Someone says, Caitlyn Jenner stole my daughter-in-law's name.

She was not happy. Of course, because Caitlyn Jenner assumed that name later in life. Yeah, she did. Didn't she? She picked that name. What about the person that said, I went to uni with an Austin Power. He was a pretty cool guy. The movie came out in his second year and it ruined his life.

It would have ruined his life. Wouldn't it? Because every single person would be saying to him, do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I? Leave me alone. What about the person that says,

there's an old bald guy in Mangafy that does landscaping and fencing called Colin Farrell. Colin Farrell. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty good. I play rugby with Johnny Wilkinson and he's a bloody good goal kicker as well. What are the chances of that? I wonder if that guy got into kicking goals after the World Cup.

This would just be funny, wouldn't it? If I got into kicking. Bradley Cooper collects trolleys at my local supermarket. Yes, Bradley Cooper. Good to see Bradley my local supermarket. Yes, Bradley Cooper. Good to see Bradley Cooper staying humble. Paul, say hi, Paul. Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going?

Oh, Paul, you're the person that knew Austin Power. I did. I knew Austin Power, yeah. He was an awesome guy. He was a cool guy. He was just a sort of Bogan-y, nice, chill, like super chill guy. Yeah, were we right?

Were people, like, slamming him with bad Austin Powers impressions after the movie? Terrible. Yeah. All the time. And he couldn't have been more different than Austin Powers. Yeah, yeah, right. You know, like, Austin Powers was, like, cool for a really,

really short window, but the reputation sort of followed him for a really long time. The impression stayed around way longer than they should have. It did, eh? Way longer. Like all those people who named their baby Borat. They're really... Did people name their baby Borat? No.

Oh, okay. Hey, there will be someone. You reckon? Yeah. You reckon? I reckon. You reckon, Paul? I don't reckon.

I don't reckon there's any baby Borat. Paul's like, this is awkward. I've named my first son Borat. Bree and Clint. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Hey, Dean, this is so interesting, but a list of celebrities who are violating drought restrictions in California has come out and exactly how much they're going over.

I love this. It's so good. Okay, this is a really shady. Someone at like the water department or whatever decided to just be a total shade fest and decided to release these details. So just to touch the scene, there is a drought in California, even though you might not really realise it

because everything looks so lush and green and everything. Well, there is a drought and some celebrities are breaking the rules. Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian. Kim used, she exceeded her water budget by 232,000 gallons. Oh, my. By 101,000 gallons. Yeah. Melissa Stallone was busted.

Kevin Hart was busted. Gabrielle Union was busted. And, like I said, this little, let's call them the mole, the water mole, went out and released these data. So here's the thing, which always blows my mind, though, I will say, is these people's houses are so lush and green, and they're

just pouring water all over them, on everything. Like, they're permanently to have these lush green gardens, and yet it never rains here. Like, it never rains here. So, yeah, when you see these, like, Kim Kardashian's house, not to throw her under the bus, but to see her house

and all those, like, rolling green hills around her lawn and a pool, that's all. No, let's throw her under the bus because I've just done the conversion on that. 232,000 gallons. Kim Kardashian has gone over by a million litres of water during a drought. You know what? It's just so disappointing and it shows so much privilege

where this is the rules, these are the restrictions and if you've seen like California and the bushfires that they have been struggling with over the years and all these celebrities are just like, well, I've got to water my trees and my property. It's the same as the private jet thing. And not to get on our moral high horse, but it's like...

It's being above the law. Yeah, it's one rule for everybody else. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the actual law. We're in an environmental crisis. But I'm famous. So I need it.

Because I have very expensive palm trees that I imported from Miami. Not Dean McCarthy, though. He's very eco. He has one lemon tree and he pees on it every morning. Isn't that right, Dean? Yes. It grows orange lemons now.

Yeah, he's got a very powerful stream. Yeah, he's not drinking enough water. That's the latest Live Out of LA with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. Said it before, wasn't lying. I've got very cute dog news. You finally got a puppy.

God, no. I've got enough mouths to feed and bums to wipe at the moment. Thank you very much. I know, but dogs look after themselves. They do not. Everyone says that. No. Yeah.

Cats look after themselves and I already have two of those. It's universally known. Dogs look after themselves. I already have two of those. It's universally known. Dogs look after themselves. You have a dog though and I know this will appeal to you and all of our dog listeners actually. No, dog owning listeners. Because dogs already knew this. You listeners are a bunch of dogs.

Any dogs listening already knew what I'm about to say. Dog player, I get it. Listen to this. Dogs cry happy tears when their owners return home from a day at work, a study has found. Yes. Happy tears, which were previously thought to be a uniquely human ability, have now been identified in dogs.

Look, I'm going to just put it out there. I've never seen my dog cry tears. How would you know? It's got a hairy face. Yeah, but I've never seen a dog cry tears. Maybe your dog isn't happy to see you. I would believe that. She's pretty unamused, actually.

Japanese scientists believe that dogs start crying because they're overwhelmed with emotion, just like people, due to the release of oxytocin when their owner comes home. The cuddle hormone, that's oxytocin, that creates feelings of love and affection and your dog is actually capable of crying happy tears out of its face. Have you ever seen the YouTube clip of the husky? It's such a sad clip. No. There's a clip and it's pretty-

The husky. It's such a sad clip. No. There's a clip and it's pretty. It's a husky. A husky. A husky dog. And it's pretty, it went viral because its owner had passed away. Oh yeah. And the clip is of the husky laying on the owner's grave. Yeah. Crying. Why'd you ever take it there? I was talking about happy

dog tears when you come home from work. I know but I'm just saying it's the only. Now all of a sudden you've got graveside dog tears. This is grim, man. I told you I had super cute dog news and now you're taking me to the darkest place ever where there's a depressed dog at someone's grave. Well, you know what? Reality

check. People die and things are sad and, you know, sometimes it is what it is. Oh my God. Next time you bring anything cute or happy to the show, I'm going to say to you, reality check, Brie. People die. I was giving an example of where I've seen a clip of a dog actually crying.

That was the whole point. That was the tie-in. You bought the topic. Just forget it. You know what? Just forget it. See, you're playing the clip now. That's the husky.

Next on the show, we were going to do Brian Clint's courtroom, but I've just realised people die every day. So why bother? Why bother? See, whatever. Brian Clint. I said before, someone's living a real-life version of Ted Lasso. If you haven't seen Ted Lasso, it's on...

Such a good show. Apple? Apple TV. Apple TV. Apple TV. Jason Sudeikis takes over a British football club and he tries to save it. He's an American who knows nothing about football. He's an American NFL coach.

Yeah. And they hire him to coach the soccer team over in England. Yeah, it's a very, very good show. Such a good show. Ryan Reynolds may be the real life Ted Lasso. Look at this. He has purchased a struggling football team. Okay.

In Wales. He's American. Well, no, he's Canadian. Oh, he's Canadian. Close enough. Yeah. You know? The Welsh football team is called Wrexham AFC

and he has made it his mission to turn this football club around. He's not going to coach them, is he? No, I don't think he's going to coach them, but he's going to use his massive resource to make them – that sounds rude. What? How does that sound rude? He's going to use his massive resource.

He's going to use his money and star power to turn this club around. He's documenting it all for a show on Disney+. It's called Welcome to Wrexham. Have a listen to this. I've got with me Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, the new owners of Wrexham AFC. What was the connection between you and Wrexham Football Club? We had no direct connection.

It was just a feeling. It's an underdog story. And it's about interconnectivity between the club and the community. Football's more than a game. It's not life and death. It's more important than that. If they're successful, it will be the biggest day in the history of the town. It's incredible watching it. This small Welsh township looks like it could be

the place where Ted Lasso is set. They've got their own stadium that looks like the Ted Lasso Stadium. It's crazy how much this is the Ted Lasso story. As a footballer myself, I'm invested. As a footballer. I am a very well-decorated footballer myself. And I'm invested in the story. I love an underdog story.

Yes. And I think Ryan Reynolds is the perfect person to do something like this. There's a great shot where they go into the team gym and it's just a couple of Swiss balls and like a few dumbbells. And they go, is this the gym? And what do they say?

And they're like, yes yes, I mean it will be the gym once you're done with it, you know? They hired Jason Sudeikis to come in and coach? Well when you're Ryan Reynolds he's got all kinds of things at his disposal. If he wants personal training done for the team, he'll fly in the rock

you know? If he wants if he wants soccer coaching he'll just call his friend David Beckham. Yeah. He really – No, he should just hire David to come and play in the team. Well, that's an even better idea. Yeah, that's a great story. As if you wouldn't do that.

But Ryan Reynolds, like we said, is now living the plot line of Ted Lasso. That's correct. I wonder if there's anyone listening at the moment who has realised is now living the plot line of Ted Lasso. That's correct. I wonder if there's anyone listening at the moment who has realised that at some stage in their life they were living the plot line to a movie. Like, was there something going on in your life where you're like, hang on a second, this is basically...

Erin Brockovich. Oh, no, wait. That was based on a true story. Well, it was based on a true story, but it doesn't mean that it kind of happened in your life as well. Yeah. You know?

Maybe... Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park, less likely, but I mean... You never know. You never know. Well, maybe you used DNA to resurrect something. Armageddon. No, can you give me more realistic ones?

Okay, more realistic. I'm thinking more like... Transformers. Legally Blonde. Oh, Legally Blonde? Legally Blonde is achievable. Miss Congeniality. Was that an FBI agent?

Posing as a beauty pageant contestant. I'm not sure you've 100% locked on to what I was going for. Okay. But I don't know. Whale Rider. Look, we'll also take TV show comparisons. Of course. Yeah, absolutely.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you ever lived in New York with five other friends and you lived across the hall from each other and then two of you ended up getting married. And then another two of you got married. And then another two got married. And then the last two kind of just hung out.

Okay, this is starting to feel like it might be a bit of a stretch, but I'm going to follow through with it anyway. 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Has your life paralleled the plot line of a movie or a TV show? My God, imagine if someone calls in and goes, G'day, guys. It's the real Heisenberg. It's me, the Ferndale Strangler.

Where have you been? Bree and Clint. We were talking just before about Ryan Reynolds who has purchased a football team in Wales. He's going to try and resurrect it, bring it back. He is the real live version of Ted Lasso. He's going to grow a moustache, I heard. He's bought Wrexham AFC.

We've had a call from someone who's from that village in Wales and they said, oh, he has got a very big job ahead of him. The team mustn't have been going well for quite some time. But he has quite a lot of money. And it wouldn't be a good TV show if he bought a good team. No. Because no one... Like if he bought

Arsenal, people would be like, cool. No one wants to watch the story of riches to riches. It's rags to riches. We want to know, is your life basically the plotline to a TV show or movie? Mikael's here. Hi, Mikael. Hi, Mikael. Kia ora.

Kia ora. What storyline does your life parallel? So the Truman Show, and I'm sure there's a lot of people who have felt like that as well. Who's filming you? I'm not sure. It's just the simulation that we all kind of live in. I always feel like this. I'm always like, wait a minute,

that's too much of a coincidence. So, Mikael, do you think you are the star of the Mikael show, like the Truman Show? I don't like, I'm a humble person, so I don't like to. Nah, you're main character energy, right? You're the main character. You're the star. Yeah, I'll take that.

How many love plot lines has the Mikael show had so far? How many love plot lines? Yeah, like how many, you know, true loves has the McHale plotlines had? I'll go with my favourite number and say eight. Eight? Damn, I've watched this show. Only one real one. I'd tune into the McHale show.

Yeah, right. Have the narrators been kind to you, do you think? Yeah, I think so, but yeah. So one true love, but eight loves altogether. That's a good show. I'd watch it. All right, we'll just put Mikhail on hold where she can't hear us. Who told Mikhail about the show we were filming about her?

I didn't. How did she get in? I don't think she knows. I think she might just be. She thinks she knows. I think so, she knew. Quick, hang up on her. Hang up on her.

Get rid of her. Get rid on her. Get rid of her. Get rid of her. Get rid of her. We've just... 28 years we've been keeping that secret from her. Eight love plot lines we've been keeping that from her. Eight men. 28 years.

Oh, woman, we didn't check. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, Hayley. What's the show that you think your life mimics?

It's a mix between probably the Brady Bunch and Neighbours. How good. Okay, tell us how. So it's quite a hard story to keep up with. My mum and dad had myself and my brother. Then my dad had an affair. He remarried. She already had two kids.

They then had two more kids. And then my mum married the next door neighbour and we moved next door. Oh my god! I can totally see how it's Brady Bunch and neighbours. And did you guys have like a maid that lived in the house as well? Named Alice?

That would have been so nice. With that many kids, I feel like you need her. Can I just say, the plot line where the Brady Bunch had a maid, so not relatable. It made me believe that in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,

made me believe that when you grow up, you would have like a maid. Yeah. Or some help in the house. That's called the middle child. Yeah. That's what I'm there for.

As the middle child, I feel you on that girl. Can you tell which child I was? The middle child. Hayley, as the middle child, I feel you on that girl. Can you tell which child I was? The middle child. Yes, thank you. Bree and Clint. Interesting study I found, Clint, where they surveyed people and asked them if they knew what the

word woke meant. So all different ages, all different walks of life, and they just asked them the simple question, do you know what the word woke means? To be woke. That person over there, they're very woke. Yeah.

I feel like the younger generation would know better than the older generation. But what are the stats like? So apparently only one, sorry, only four in ten people couldn't identify the meaning of the word. Okay, so 60% of people know what woke means. Knew what it meant. But only 26% of those people describe themselves as being woke. Interesting.

Yeah. Interesting. So a lot of people knew what it meant. Yeah. But not very many people describe themselves as that. It kind of does have negative connotations these days too. It does a little bit, doesn't it? Even though it's not necessarily negative to be woke.

Yeah. You know? But it kind of has got that reputation now. I thought we could call our resident boomer on the show, my mum, and ask her if she knows what it means to be woke. Do you think she will know? No. Let's see. Let me predict something. Oh. Do you think she will know? No. Let's see.

Let me predict something. Oh, no, you go. Hello? Hello, Mum. Hello. Mumma Di. Hello, how are you? We're good, thanks, Mum.

Hey, how are you? Yeah, very well. I've just been out shopping and had my hair done. Oh, it's good to be retired, isn't it, Mum? Delightful. That sounds lovely. Own a bunch of investment properties. Anyway.

Look, I don't want to get you offside. That is my inheritance. But, Mum, quick question for you, real simple one for you this afternoon. Do you know what it means if I were to say that person over there is very woke? No, not really, but I can have a guess. Yeah, have a guess. Yeah, go have a guess. What does it mean to be woke?

Yeah. I reckon means switched on. Okay. Can you elaborate? I reckon their knowledge is up there. Yeah. You know, like they know what's going on. I mean, pretty close.

So with that in mind, and if you consider that to be the definition of woke, are you woke, Mumadai? I reckon I'm a little bit woke. And I think that would be true as well I think she's gone and bloody nailed it And I look, not to underestimate you But I was about to put in a prediction that you were going to go Yeah, I'm awoke right now

Yeah I've been awoke since seven this morning It means to be wide awake, doesn't it? To be woke I got awoken by my husband snoring. Well, Mum and Di, you might be the wokest boomer in Australia. Nice work, Mum. I wasn't that switched on or woke that I could come up with that kind of joke.

Yeah, that's okay. Now she's using it in sentences. Just before we let you go, is your husband Big Steve, is he woke? He's more woke than me, I reckon. Oh, we don't like to talk about that. We just breeze over that in our family. Oh, maybe I'm giving him too much credit, but anyway. You nailed that.

Well done. Very good, Mum. That was very good. You knew exactly what it meant. Thanks, guys. Have a wonderful day. Thanks, Mum. Love you. Love you, Mum. Have a wonderful day. Thanks, Mum. Love you, Mum.

Bye. Stay woke. Hey, Mum, stay woke. Stay woke. Peace out. Stay woke. That's my new word. Bree and Clint.

Wednesday, around 4... It's time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Last minute, we've actually just lost our Google Down contestant. So if anybody would like to jump in as the fill-in, you can on 0800 dials at him right now.

There's 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. Otherwise, we'll just play ourselves. Yeah, if you want those KFC chicken dollars, call through now. 0800 dials at M. And here's how the game works. So I am going to ask you guys a bunch of questions. I have Googled these myself. I'm looking for the question, the most common answer that comes up

for that exact question on Google. If you're the first person to yell it out correctly, you'll receive a point. First to do that three times wins. Easy peasy. I believe we may have found ourself a contestant. Please welcome to the show, Leo. G'day, Leo.

Yeah, hey, guys. Hey, you got your Googling device ready to go? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, good. Okay. Right. You know how it works, Leo? Not really. All right. I'm going to ask, good. Okay. Right. You know how it works, Leo? Not really.

Right. I'm going to ask you guys a question. You need to Google that question as fast as you can and be the first person to yell out the first answer that comes up on Google, okay? Okay. Just yell it out. Got it, got it, got it. All right, here we go, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. Everyone open up their Googles. Here it go. Question number one. Everyone open up their Googles. Here it comes. Who was the last person to set foot on the moon? Who was the last person? Commander Eugene Cernan. That is on the money from Clint.

Yeah, boy. You're fast today. Yeah. Because I took my vitamin D. No. You took the D. Alright. That is one tickling. Question number two.

How many ounces are there in a gallon? How many ounces? 1.0078. I'm going to say it was a tie between Megan and producer Claude. I'm going to give it was a tie between Megan and producer Claude. I'm going to give them both a point. Oh, nice.

We'll take it. Can't separate them. What was the answer? 128. 128. Ounces in a gallon. Ounces in a gallon. That's what comes up on Google for that question.

That is all we're looking for. All right. One to Clint, one to each of the producers. Leo, let's go, mate. You've got this one. Question number three. How many types of purebred dog are there in the world? How many?

400. That is on the money. Claudia. I'm back. It says around about 400 purebred dogs. All right. I googled bred dogs. I was. I Googled breed dogs. I was about to do bread as well.

All right. Producer Claude could take the crown again. Leo, can you just work with me here to stop Claude? She's too cocky, okay? We need to... I'm trying, but both of you are too fast for me. Yeah. You got this, Leo.

Come on, mate. Here we go. Question number four. Can they stop producer Claude taking her seat at the throne again? How many Golden Globes has Meryl Streep won? How many Golden Globes? 30. Who said that?

Claude? I put my hand up. That is incorrect. Seven. Eight. Okay, everyone is out. Leo? Leo, take your time, okay?

We all got it wrong. The exact question. You have got time to find the correct answer. The exact question is, how many Golden Globes has Meryl Streep won? Looking for the answer that comes up for that exact question. Come on, Leo. Come on, Leo.

You've got this. Oh, I think I've found the answer. Type in the exact thing that Bree said. Ready? How many Golden Globes has Meryl Streep won? Meryl Streep won. Meryl Streep won. He's counting them. Nine.

He's got it. Nine, yes. Nice work, Leo. Good work, Leo. You've stopped it. The official website says eight. Eight. We're not looking for the right answer.

We're looking for the most popular answer on Google. You know the rules. Here we go. Question number five. Who invented the sewing machine? Who invented the sewing? Elias Howe. That is correct.

Walter Hunt. Who said that? Me. Claudia. That means producer Claude takes it out again. I'm back. And she has her seat on the throne as the queen of Google Down. But, hey, Leo, just for that performance of coming back there,

we're going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars, mate. Oh, cheers. Thank you. No worries. Not sure Leo even knew what he was here for, to be fair, but he's going home with free KFC, so it's all good. That's all that matters. Bree and Clint.

Look, got a bit of a tattoo situation for you guys. And this might be a bit of a warning if you're thinking about maybe getting a partner's name tattooed on you. Oh, yeah. Are you? I'm not. Right. I think it's cursed.

I think if you get, like, your partner's name tattooed on you. That's the end. Potentially could curse the relationship. You're jinxing it. Obviously not in every situation but a lot. Look, this is the situation that's happened to this woman. So she said, I want to know if I'm being unreasonable to ask my fiancé to get a tattoo removed or covered up.

Okay. The tattoo is his ex-wife and her kids' names, right? Her kids' names. Her kids' names. Okay. So it says here, when my fiancé was 19, he married this woman who had already had two kids of her own. Yeah.

As a wedding present to her, he got her and the kids' names tattooed on his back. Classic 19-year-old move. Yeah. Five years later, they divorced as he wanted kids in the future and she didn't want anymore. Classic 19-year-old move. And then you say it was on his back? long but I've mentioned the tattoo a couple of times before and he said he's had it so long that he forgets it's even there yeah um and then you say it was on his back it's on his back so he doesn't see it yeah I'm sure if I told him how much it's bothering me that he would do something about it I just wanted to check if I was being unreasonable as it's his body so his choice at the end of the day as you're being unreasonable day. Is you're being unreasonable. To get the... You're being unreasonable.

Telling him to get rid of the tattoo, you're being unreasonable. Yeah. It's his body, his choice. You said that. It's on his back. It doesn't worry him. The only time you'll see it on his back is if you're riding him like a horse around the house. And I don't think you are.

So I don't know. I feel like there's a little bit of jealousy underlying that one. She also went into detail where she said it was a little bit awkward because they went on a family holiday with some of her family. Yeah. And a few of them asked him, you know, what is that tattoo for? Yeah. Well, it's got a pretty honest answer. It's my ex-wife and her kids.

Yeah, which I mean, you know, you just answer it honestly. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, look. Would it irk you? Would it irk you? I don't think so. If it was very visible, like it was, you know, if it was like a full arm sleeve dedicated.

I love such and such. With a full portrait of the ex. Me and her forever and ever and ever. You know, it would be, that would probably make me feel a little bit awkward sometimes. But I mean, you know, some tattoos of some names on his back. So wouldn't that upset you? Probably not.

So is she being unreasonable? I don't think she's being unreasonable to have the conversation with him and ask him how he feels about it. But there's no going back from some conversations. The minute you bring it up, he's going to know that it's an issue for you. I think if she feels uncomfortable or she should be able to talk to her partner about that, they should be able to at least have a conversation. And if he's like, it doesn't

bother me, I'm scared to get it removed because it hurts, I don't want to do it, then maybe she can then put that to bed and be like, okay, that's fine. We've talked about tattoos a lot on this show too and it definitely depends how many tattoos he's got. Like if that tattoo is one of a hundred then you need to get over it.

Then just get over it. He's got a lot of regrettable tattoos. If it's his only tattoo. If it's his only tattoo and you're wondering why hasn't he got my name tattooed on there yet, then that's a different conversation again, isn't it? Time for Birthday Banger. Alright, a birthday banger for your hump day. This is where we take your birthdays. Figure out what was the song that was actually number one on your 16th

and then we'll play our favourite one. Katrina's up first. Hi, Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hello. How's midweek going for you, Kat? Midweek is going great. The kids are so excited.

This is our first time. Oh, nice. Cool. What are the kids' names? Zachary and Sophie. Hi, Zach and Sophie. Welcome to ZM. Good to have you, nice. Cool. What are the kids' names? Zachary and Sophie. Hi, Zach and Sophie. Welcome to ZM. Good to have you guys on.

Hi. G'day, kids. Thanks for listening to us, guys. Well, let's do your mum's birthday banger and we'll see if she can win. What's your birthday, Katrina? 15th of August, 1976. Oh, happy birthday for last week. You were 16.

Thank you. In 1992. And on your 16th birthday, Katrina, this would have been number one. Jump, jump. You should know better. Banger. Banger.

Criss-cross, jump, jump. Zachary and Sophie know that one? No, they will not know that one. Or something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Okay, wait there.

I can remember it. Wait there. It's a contender for sure. Let's do Jay. Kia ora, Jay. G'day, Jay. Hi, guys. How's it going?

Good, thanks. How's your hump day going? I'm glad it's over. Oh, okay. Oh, no. You okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The week can only get better, right?

Yeah, okay. Well, you're on the downhill now, Jay, as they say. Downhill slide. Oh, yeah. For sure. Bring on the weekend. What's your birthday, Jay? 6th of November, 1991.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And let me take you back, because this one would have been at the top of the charts. Do you like it, Jay? Yeah, that's real good. Did you crank that Soulja Boy when you were 16? Maybe when I was 18 in town. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, but that was a huge song from Soulja Boy.

It annoyed so many people, that song. Has some of the lyrics aged well? Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. Very good point. That's a very good point. Laura's here.

Last one. G'day, Laura. Hey, Laura. Hi. Hello. How's your week going so far, Laura? Pretty good, thank you. Good to hear, mate.

Let's do a birthday banger for you. What's your birthday? The 23rd of July, 1985. Right, that means you were 16 in... No, that's not right. I haven't done the math right on that one. Uh-oh. Hey, but I'm...

Dum-de-doo. Oh, no. Are you sure? What year did you say, Laura? 1985. 1985. So, yeah, no, you've gone back in time, Brie. I'm going to take the rap on this one.

Should be 2001. You've done 1971. Yeah, that was my bad. I'm not that old. I don't know what's happened there, Laura. You've gone 16 years before Laura was born. You sure you don't want to know what was number one in 1971? Are we finding it out really quickly?

I think we're going to be able to find it out. We are doing a math. Yeah. This was going to be your song. Really? Yeah, well, why not? Just for fun while they figure it out. Okay, 16 years before you were born.

Eagle Rock. Never heard it before. Never heard it. We've got it, though. We've got it though We've got it Are you ready? I'm ready I don't know what it's gonna be

Your real birthday banger Laura On the 23rd of July 2001 Is this song Follow me Everything is alright Oh my god

I love it Laura Uncle Cracker Uncle Cracker? Okay Uncle Cracker or Kid Rock? Uncle Cr. Uncle Cracker. Uncle Cracker? Okay. Uncle Cracker or Kid Rock? Uncle Cracker. Uncle Cracker.

What do you think, Laura? You heard of that one? Yeah, but not very much. Oh, you're into that either. What would you pick, Laura, out of yours, Crank That Soulja Boy or Jump Criss Cross? I don't know. It's a hard one.

I'll leave it to you. All right. Can we go back to Katrina and the kids? Katrina, what do you think the winner of Birthday Banger should be today? I think it should be Criss Cross. I think it should be Criss Cross too. I agree with you, Katrina. Zachary and Sophie, Mum's Just One Birthday Banger.

There we go. And you guys get to learn a new song. First time listen for the kids. Brian Clint, here's today's birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. Zidim, Brie and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today is Criss Cross for Katrina and the kids I love it

I love it, it's good It's a happy, upbeat Birthday Banger for a Wednesday One of my favourite Criss Cross songs Is there any other Criss Cross songs in the system? Let me check I'd be interested to know Because Soulja Boy definitely had another song Oh, Kiss Me Through The Phone

Kiss Me Through The Phone Which I think arguably, this might be controversial I like Kiss Me Through The Phone more That's not controversial Kiss Me Through The Phone is. That's not controversial. Kiss Me Through the Phone is a great song. It's a great song. Here's a song from Chris Cross called Warm It Up.

Hold on, it's just warming up. Give me a sec. God, I love the 90s, eh? Very similar. I like it. You know what it's not, though? What? What? I remember watching an episode of MTV Cribs.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. And it was Soulja Boy. Yeah. And I'm not joking when I say, you know, Soulja Boy, and I was like, I love this show because they live in, you know, crazy houses.

Out of reach mansions. Yeah. And he literally lived in a two-story kind of house that you would see in suburbia. But he had like 17 cars out the front. You know, a lot of the people on that show didn't own the houses. They would just rent a house for MTV Cribs. Are you joking?

It's crazy. You should research it. There's a bunch of rappers who have been called out. They're like, yo, MTV, welcome to my crib. And it wasn't their house at all. They just rented a nice house for the show. My mind is blown. Yeah.

What? Bree and Clint. We're about to take on something pretty blown. Yeah. What? We're about to take on something pretty big. Yeah. It is no small feat. No. And something we've tried to do before. Yeah.

But we're going to try and find the greatest drop in music history. I mean, you know what I'm talking about. The drop in the song, it makes you feel something. It builds, it builds, and then it just slaps. Yeah. I feel like for Clarity, we're going to limit this to pop music, right? Yeah, pop music. There's a whole world of music out there.

Some might come in and go, oh, my God, the lift and then the drop in Mozart's Fifth Symphony. Which I mean, we need to narrow it down to some point, don't we? We'll be here all day. So what are we going to do? Are we going to put forward our contenders? Are we going to take some calls from people on what they think it is? And then we want to hear your guys' opinions. So sit tight. We're going to go through the room first.

Yeah. Let's kick it off with Producer Claude. Do you want to throw one out there? Yeah, I thought about this for a long, long time. I'm glad you did. Thank you. The first one that came to my mind is an old Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj song you might remember.

Wait a minute. Beauty and the Beast? Yeah, that's the one. When the music makes you move, baby, do it like you do. Bang is not bad, eh? And I like that it's quirky. It was during the dubstep era. It's not quite dubstep, but it's not quite dubstep But it's definitely got Yeah

It's got overtones It's got an undertone Yeah for sure Yeah yeah yeah I've actually gone with The Bieber song as well Okay I'd love to hear it Bieber with Jack Hugh

Which is Skrillex and Diplo I think this might be The best drop in pop music Oh Iconic When this came out You hadn't heard anything like this, let alone a Justin Bieber song that sounded like this. It was so fresh and different.

Yeah. And people were like, wait a minute. Whoa, what the hell? What is that? Yeah. Yeah, totally. Changed the game, yeah. Look, this might not be a song that comes to everyone's mind straight away,

but a Martin Garrix song. Oh, I know the one you're talking about. I'm talking about Animals. And it builds for ages. Wait for it. Stay with me. Let's go. Still building.

Come on, in you can You really got all of that I know you're doing it We're in it together Here we go Oh my god, you could have just loaded it from this back. Nah, you need the whole experience. Okay, you ready? Oh, come on!

Yeah, it goes hard. Get out of here, Mark! It goes hard. Megan, can you beat that? Have you got a better drop than that? You guys always make me go last. There's so much pressure. There's a bit of pressure, but you can handle it.

Yeah, what's the greatest drop in pop music, Megan? So there's been so many times where I was just going to have a quiet night in and then my flatmate puts a song on and then more might turn into a 6am-er. Which one? Really? Who's it by? It is Dirty Sexy Money, Charlie XCX and David Guida. Bang up.

This drop for you can turn an early night into a 6am-er. Yeah, every time. You know what song does that for me? The very start of Man I I Feel Like a Woman. When she goes, let's go, girls. I'm like, I'm in. I'm in. Let's open it up to everybody, shall we?

Bree and Clint. All right, here we are, guys. The moment where we finally figure out what is the greatest drop in a pop song ever. Banger. Banger. Banger. Banger. We've got your suggestions.

They're flooding in on the text machine. Keep them coming. We're going to go through a few of them now. Kale's here. Hi, Kale. Hi, Kale. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Kale, what's your suggestion for the greatest drop? Turn Down For What by Lil Jon. Oh. Oh, come on. Turn Down For What. So good. Doesn't get better. Turn Down For What. It's solid.

This song is hectic, eh? I love it. Yeah. I can't get enough. Cale, great suggestion. Eva is here. Hi, eh? I love it. Yeah. I can't get enough. Okay, great suggestion. Eva is here. Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva.

Hi. What do you think, Eva, should be put in the mix of greatest drop? Well, I can't compete with Turn Down For What, but Wake Me Up by Avicii. Oh, R.I.P. I was lost. I didn't know I was lost. I didn't know I was lost. Oh, it's up there And then fireworks It's up there

Good suggestion Love it, thank you, Eva Great one Michaela's here Hi, Michaela Hi, Michaela Hello We're looking for the greatest drop in pop music.

What is it? Freaks by Timmy Trumpet. And Savage. Don't forget Savage. Savage, yes, yes. I've seen this live and it slaps. Timmy Trumpet has made an entire career out of that drop. Yeah, he is that drop.

It doesn't even have any trumpets on it. Timmy Trumper has made an entire career out of that drop. Yeah, he is that drop. It doesn't even have any trumpets on it. Michaela, it's a good one. It is a good one. Thanks, Michaela. There's a few more suggestions floating around. There's a Taylor Swift song on the left. I knew you were trouble when you walked in. So name on me now.

Put me to places. It's not that bit, though, eh? No. So you put me now Put me to places It's not that bit though, eh? No So you put me down Oh, I knew you were But you know the bit that we're talking about You know the bit that got turned into the meme With the goat and the thing You know what we mean

There's a huge amount of suggestions For a lot of Calvin Harris songs I think this is the top Calvin Harris contender though With Rihanna But I've gotta let it go Calvin Harris songs. I think this is the top Calvin Harris contender though with Rihanna. It gives me goosebumps that drop. I don't know why. It's a perfect pop song

that's why. But it's so perfectly done. It was perfectly timed. They were both huge. So good. Yeah, it's really, really good. There's so many good ones coming through on the text machine.

Someone said, let me think about it, Fetty LeGrand. I love that song. That's a banger. That was from like 2006 and it absolutely hit the mark. Yeah. Do you remember that one? Yeah, I'm just trying to see if we've got the hook. No, I don't have the hook for it, but I know what you're talking about.

Such a good song. Someone else said a lot of Becky Hill songs coming through. Oh, yeah. And some Rudimental stuff. Oh, Rudimental, yes. Rudimental has some great drops. Peaking Duck gets a good couple of mentions. Ain't no foreign, leave it all behind. They've got some great drops in their songs.

Someone said Bohemian Rhapsody, best drop ever. True, that's a really good break. It is a great drop. I also thought about the drop in Gimme, Gimme, Gimme by ABBA. Oh. It's a great one. Yeah, they were ahead of their time And if you've ever heard the remix of that

Where they turn that drop into something even bigger It's just so good Well we will never settle this argument But it's fun talking about it We'll bring it up again in a couple of years And we'll play that Calvin Harris or Anna one again. Probably, yeah. Sorry, we're laughing about Kat because I was just talking to Dean McCarthy,

who's working on America's Got Talent at the moment, and we talked to Bailey Graham, who won 60 Seconds here in New Zealand and has appeared on America's Got Talent. He's a tap dancer. But through, I don't know, international difficulties. I thought he was a cat dancer. Dean McCarthy heard cat dancer. Dean, what on earth is a cat dancer?

I thought he must have been some guy that got on stage and danced with cats. I just pictured him with cats dancing. Dean, like the true professional he is, didn't crack at all. Just carried the conversation. He goes, wow, that's so interesting. So do all the cats, are they obedient? Do they do what he says? Do they listen to him? Yes, Dean. He is a cat

whisperer. That's why you're the best, Dean. Tell us about this Tommy Lee dick pic that went up on Instagram a couple of weeks ago. Broke the internet. It was the biggest thing on TikTok as well. Right. It's everywhere.

It was hard to miss. It was a big issue. It was a big topic. Yeah. It was a long conversation that people were talking about. Yeah. A long time. The other thing, right,

Tommy Lee has explained why he put a naked photo on Instagram. He said, he's during a concert actually, and he just grabbed the microphone and he said, I went on a big party week. He had two weeks off work, partied, posted the photo, and then he was like, yeah, let's stop there. And then during the concert, he said, normally I'm a guy that, you know, I like,

guys, here's permission, you can all get your thing out. That's what he said. He's like, guys, get it out, Show it off. Come on. Off you get. And I don't know how many responded to that, but he's now very free. Very free. A couple of people, though, because, you know, like, a lot of people were quite offended that Instagram left it up for quite a while. Like, you know, like, normally they're quite fast with something that's broken.

But for some reason, maybe they were having a long, hard look at it. Yeah, that is the thing. A long, long, long, long, long, hard look. I never got to see it, and I'm not really in the mood to Google Tommy Lee deck pack. Oh, you need to see it. You saw it? Oh, it's pretty impressive.

Is it? And it gave a whole new meaning to high D, high definition. HD. HD. High D. I was so HD. HD. Damn it. High D. I was so close. I was so close.

I was distracted. It was looking at me. Yeah. It was like a snake. With its big eye. It looked at me with its one eye. That's our king of dick pic news, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Free and Clint.

Everyone put on their seatbelts and get ready because I've got space news. Hold on to your rockets. And it's not just any space news. It is news from the official, the one, the only NASA. Oh, good. I was worried for a second you were going to bring us Russian space news. No, it's NASA all the way, baby. Good.

And this is quite disturbing, if you ask me. Yeah. Because NASA has released audio of the inside of a black hole. This blows my mind. The idea of a black hole itself blows my mind. Yeah, I know. I don't even want to think about it. No. Because it terrifies me. Yeah, I know. I don't even want to think about it. No.

Because it terrifies me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually really concerning when you think about it. What is a black hole? It's where light collapses in on itself, right? Whatever that means. Yeah, look, I did have the definition if you want to go into it. No, I want to just hear this noise from inside a black hole.

A black hole is an area of space where the gravitational pull is so strong it traps everything and even light cannot get out. They usually form from dying stars. So that means light has a weight, which blows my mind as well.

Anyway. Alright, so this sound was recorded from the Perseus galaxy cluster, 240 million light years away. Remember, this is what scientists say is, in relative terms, extremely close to Earth. Okay. 240 million light years away.

Which it's really not. Yeah. Okay, cool. So this audio is titled Black Hole Remix. And I personally think it's very, very terrifying. Okay. Okay, take a listen to this. This is recorded inside a black hole.

This is terrifying. It sounds like something from Stranger Things. I was going to say, it sounds like the Upside Down. Yeah. In Stranger Things. Oh, I don't like this at all. I feel like it's rolling all around my eardrums. Isn't it creepy?

I don't feel like human beings were meant to hear this. Oh, no, I don't like that at all. Yeah. Well, there you go. If you ever wondered what it sounds like in a black hole, now you know. Hey, can I just say, good on you for not putting a fart noise in there. I was so... It shows how far you've come as a broadcaster.

You have no idea how much strength and determination it took. All I was expecting out of this break was a brown hole gag. That's all I was expecting. Do you know how many times this break my mind has gone, make a joke about a bum hole, make a joke about a bum hole. And you didn't. And I didn't. And I'm proud of you.

Well done. Thank you so much, everyone. I will accept my award later today. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everyone. I will accept my award later today. That's the end of the show, everyone. Done like a dinner. End of a happy hump day. It was a dry hump day today.

For us, it was a nice dry hump day. Yeah, I don't know about the rest of the country. I hope especially those flood-affected areas got a dry hump day today. It was good to have a dry hump day for once. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And when does spring start?

Next month. Is it next month? Next week. Next week. Next week. Next week, isn't it? Tomorrow. I can't wait to have. No, I prematurely.

Prematurely on hump day. I came prematurely. Yeah, I want to do that on hump day. Especially on dry hump day. I came prematurely. You don't want to do that on hump day. Especially on dry hump day. Thursday next week. Thursday next week. First day of spring. Wait, wait, wait.

September, October, November. Yeah, first day of spring. Thursday next week. I can't wait to have horrific hay fever. Can you? Me too. Oh yeah, I can't wait. Oh, it's going to be so good.

I'm congested at the best of times. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be fantastic. Awesome. Have a great evening everybody And we'll catch you back tomorrow On the Brian Clint Show Bye

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