ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th August 2023
Episode Date: August 24, 2023Is the accent real or fake? (9:22) What people are missing to try to win Taylor Swift tickets (15:18) Do we finally have a What's The Plot winner?! (35:05) Husband Calls 2023 (51:55) See omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.
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ZM3 and Clint.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Happy Thursday.
Welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
Happy Thursday, everyone.
I feel like my laptop is about to explode, guys.
Oh, you're at that part of the laptop cycle.
The battery, when it's not plugged in with the charger,
loses like 5% battery every minute.
Yeah, it's very hot.
You're at the hot and loud stage of owning a laptop.
And then I turn my laptop on this morning
and if I click on something,
it would take 10 seconds to load anything.
Your laptop's going,
Please let me die.
What's wrong with it?
Please let me die. It's not with it? Please let me die.
It's not even that old.
It's those dodgy websites that you've been on.
Well, I have been on a few, but I mean, that shouldn't affect it this much.
It's from 2018.
Yeah, no, that's rubbish.
That should still be going.
It should still be working.
Yeah.
God, dodgy.
Do you want to get someone in to have a look at it?
No, but see, I'm nervous about it.
Get a tradie around with a drill who can open it up.
A tradie?
I don't know if a tradie...
We've got a tradie with a drill and like an air blower, just blow it out inside.
I followed this guy on TikTok and it's so mesmerising and all he does is fix iPhones
or like any phone.
He's amazing, eh?
God, it's so interesting.
Yeah.
And he just knows what it is.
People mail him the phone, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And he just mails the phone fix back to them.
He's so clever, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm going to have to mail him this whole laptop.
Hey, today on the show, we're going to give away another double pass to Taylor Swift.
You know that.
It's at four o'clock, okay?
Taylor Swift tickets at four o'clock.
We're also going to play What's the Plot for $550 today on the show.
If you can beat Bree in our movie guessing game at quarter to five,
you will win $550 cash this afternoon.
There's a lot of great prizes to go on the show today,
including $50 cash up for grabs right now
with tradie versus lady.
We need a tradie and a lady to call through.
The ladies are now out to a 10-point lead.
The ladies are unstoppable.
I don't know.
I've got faith in the tradies.
0800 dials at M right now.
It's tradie versus lady.
Yes, welcome back to the longest running game on our show,
which is tradie versus lady.
There's a 10-point deficit that separates the two teams.
The tradie's on 69, the lady's on 79.
10 points.
It's getting up there.
Let's go to the bay to meet our lady first.
She's in Tauranga.
She is 31, and she has a twin sister.
Welcome to the show, Valerie.
Oh, well, why don't you come on over, Valerie?
I love it.
I get that a lot.
I bet you do.
Are your sister and you fraternal or identical?
Fraternal, but we're complete opposites in every way.
Same as my mum and her fraternal twin.
You couldn't even tell that they're sisters.
Yeah, right.
No, you can't even tell we're sisters either.
You're pussy.
Isn't that fascinating?
Yeah.
Okay.
Valerie, you're going to take on our training today.
They are calling in from Tukofata.
They are 24 years old, and they just got their wisdom teeth out.
Oh, I hope they can talk okay.
Welcome to the show.
It's Chop.
G'day, Chop.
How are you guys?
Yeah, not bad.
How are you doing that you got your wisdom teeth out?
Yeah, I look like a bumblebee.
He's just gone to town on my face.
When I had mine done, I looked like a chipmunk or one of those angry
beavers. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't
eat for two weeks. No.
Is it still the same?
It comes right.
For Clint, it never did. It kind of
stayed the same. Yeah, it's just a big fat face now,
Chop. That's me. Hey, your buzzer's
We call him Moonface, Chop.
Valerie, your buzzer is Lady
First of Three Correct Answers
gets that $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What is the main ingredient in tahini?
I don't know.
I couldn't tell you this one either.
Ready?
Yes, Chop.
Sesame seeds?
It is sesame seeds.
Nice work, Chop.
You're on the board with one for the tradies.
Question number two.
The Rugby World Cup is just over a week away.
Who is the reigning men's world champion?
Is it New Zealand, South Africa or England?
Tradie.
Yes, Chop.
South Africa.
Well done.
It is South Africa.
You're away and flying.
Two to the tradies, none to the ladies.
You need this one here, Valerie.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Why don't you come on over, lady?
Oh, Chop.
Chop.
How was it?
Who is it?
Amy Winehouse.
He deserves it.
We tried to level it up for you a bit there, Valerie,
but he was too good today.
She knew it, but Chop was too good, too quick.
You got the $50 cash.
Well done, mate.
Cheers, guys.
They may take your teeth, but they will never take your wisdom.
That's right.
That's the saying.
$50 cash from KFC.
Let's talk my favourite topic.
Which accent is the hottest?
I do love an accent.
Because a survey has been conducted online
by a dating website asking people
what accents they find the most attractive.
I won't say it in case it is.
Just ignore me.
A few years ago, the New Zealand accent was number one.
I remember that, yeah.
And Taika was kind of like the hot thing on the scene at the time.
And so all these talk shows were talking to Taika.
And they loved his accent.
You got the hottest accent in the world.
And he's like, yeah, bro.
Which is weird because New Zealand and Australia usually get a lot of crap for our accent.
Yeah, we get called bogan, I think.
Bogan or a bit slow.
Yeah, sounds about right.
Well, 2,000 people were surveyed.
The overall, do you want to know the overall most popular accent?
Yeah, I do.
It's a Thai.
Is this hottest?
Hottest, yeah.
Hottest, okay.
Most popular, hottest accent, a Thai.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Whatever it is, you have to say it in the accent
of that country. Okay?
Okay. Ready?
Three, two...
It's a tie between
the British accent
and a French accent.
That was pretty good
for me. I'll give you British.
A French accent.
That's a bit more exotic Chinese. Oui, oui. I thought give you British. A French accent. There's a bit more exotic Chinese
to me. Oui, oui.
I thought that was pretty good.
41% of people voted
the British, English and
French accents as the hottest.
That's a hard one because the British accent,
there are so many versions of the British accent.
There really is, eh? Are we talking
Geordie accent? Are we talking
the Queen's English?
There's so many different ones.
A Scouser? It does go into
more detail about some other, I'll give you
a few more stats first. So the second
and third most popular
accents were Italian
in number three and
the Irish. Yeah.
Which are both great accents in my
opinion. The French accent was seen as the most romantic. Yeah, Which are both great accents in my opinion. The French accent
was seen as the most romantic.
Yeah, I get that. Most romantic.
Italian and Spanish
were right behind
them for the most romantic.
Italian and Spanish.
I feel like
Spanish and Italian quite similar.
Like the language is quite similar
but both so hot.
I had an Italian guy cutting my hair for a while.
It doesn't matter what he was talking about.
He was like, hey, do you know where my clippers are?
Were you questioning everything?
Yeah.
He's like, how do you want your haircut?
And I was like, I don't know.
How do you want my haircut?
Whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
What do you think would look nice?
I'll just do whatever you want to do.
For me, it's hard to go past one of our favourite accents here on this show.
Oh, this is my all-time favourite.
The Scottish accent.
Yeah.
There's some Scottish people that kind of say,
Purple burglar alarm.
Purple burglar alarm.
Purple burglar alarm.
Purple burglar alarm.
Or my other favourite Scottish accent at the moment.
Sorry to any Pink fans, but Pink, get down.
Stop. Why? I don't want to see another quadruple backflip we've seen it the scottish accent is so great uh it actually came in i believe second for
the most friendly international accent oh yeah which is nice the kiwis or the aussies place at
all um no really i don't believe so.
Well, not on the list that I'm looking at. Jeez, that's a big fall from grace, from hottest to shittest.
Well, this is just one survey.
Yeah.
You know, I feel like this is from a dating perspective.
Should we conduct our own survey?
I think we should.
Yeah.
I really want to get on the phone lines right now and array,
a plethora, if you will, of different accents.
Yes, please.
If you have an accent, I want you to call right now 0800-DIALS-IT-M.
Or if you're willing to do an accent, we want you to call 0800-DIALS-IT-M.
No, no.
If people tell you that you do a really good version of that accent,
we'll take that too.
What if we have to guess whether it's a real accent or a fake accent?
I was going to say, get people to call me, guess if it's real or not.
No racist ones or else we're not doing it.
Well, what's a racist one?
You know.
It's not on us, it's on the people.
I don't care.
I don't care.
We're not condoning it.
What are we doing?
We're going to guess.
Yes.
If they're real accents or not.
0800 dial ZM, call us now.
Bree and Clint.
A survey's been done and
the most attractive accents
apparently, according to
these people, the British English
accent or the French?
Yeah. They're a tie. Survey says
British and French.
Damn it.
British.
British.
God, you say I'm the one that's bad at accents on this show
Because I never try
British
Un franche
What did you say?
Doc a l'orange
Doc a l'orange
Doc a l'orange
So we're going to play a little game this afternoon
Where we've asked you guys to call up
And we're going to guess if your accent is real or fake.
The game's called Are We Getting Cancelled?
Who's up first?
Let's go to Aisha.
Hi, Aisha.
Hi, Aisha.
Hello.
Oh, well, I'm going to say it's Kiwi.
I'm going to say straight away that's a real Kiwi accent.
Yeah, it meant to be a bit of both or something.
Oh, okay, we need to hear a little bit more. Okay, tell us what you do
for a job and whereabouts in New Zealand
do you live? I live in
Tauranga. I'm actually a full-time
mum studying psychology.
It's British English. It's so Kiwi
though. I know, but I can hear
the British twang
in there though. Okay, I'll back
you. It's not as Kiwi. We're going the British twang in there though. Okay, I'll back you up. It's not as near as Kiwi.
We're going British, wait, British Kiwi.
British Kiwi.
Yeah.
Yes. Knew it.
Thanks Aisha.
Or should I say, bye Aisha.
Let's go to Maria. Hi Maria.
Hi, how's it going?
We're going good Maria. It's Scottish. How's it going? We're going good, Maria.
It's Scottish.
How are you?
How's your day been?
Yeah, all right.
Not too bad.
Oh, is it Irish?
Wait, the game wasn't guess what their accent is.
The game is meant to be we guess whether it's real or not.
I forgot.
Hey, Maria, whereabouts are you calling from?
At the moment, I'm in Wellington.
Nah, it's not real.
It's not real.
It's not real.
Maria, Maria, what did you have for lunch?
I had a sandwich with ham.
I like it.
I like it.
I think she's doing well.
But I think it's fake.
But I think it's fake too.
And you've got to tell us the truth.
Maria, your accent is...
Fake, damn it.
Yeah.
We got you, Maria.
We are too good.
We got you, girl.
I can't say Wellington.
Wellington's too hard.
Yeah.
To be honest, Maria, you did pretty well.
It was on the fence for me, but...
Thanks, Maria.
Or should I say, bah, Maria.
Was that good?
Nailed it.
Nice.
I get the joke too.
Let's go to Clayton.
Hi, Clayton.
Hi, Clayton. Hey, how are you joke too. Let's go to Clayton. Hi, Clayton. Hi, Clayton.
Hey, how are you going?
We're going good, Clayton.
Where are you calling from this afternoon?
I'm based in Auckland.
I'm not going to tell you where in Auckland I live
because that's going to give it away.
You live on the north shore of Auckland
because you're a South African man.
But we need to know if this is a real South African man's accent.
Clayton, who's going to win this weekend
between the Springboks and the All Blacks?
The Bokka.
It's real.
The Springboks.
It's real.
Nah, I think it's fake.
It's real.
I think it's fake.
He got the Bokka reference.
Yeah, but a rugby fan would know that.
Yeah, you're right, they would.
Like any rugby fan would know that.
Probe him a bit harder then.
Probe him a bit harder.
Okay, Clayton, whereabouts are you from in South Africa?
I'm from Durban, South Africa.
Oh, okay.
It's real.
It's real.
Trust me, it's real.
Oh, I don't know.
I really love the South African accent.
Okay, one more question.
Clayton, what do you do for work?
Work in the mechanical engineering field.
I actually sell compressors.
He sells compressors.
National sales manager.
Yeah, national sales manager.
Yeah, I really like it.
I love the South African accent.
Okay, I'll go with you then that it's real,
but I'm going to kick myself.
We believe it's real is an African accent.
Clayton?
It's real.
Yay!
Yes, Clayton.
We are the best at this game.
We are the best.
One more, one more.
We'll go to Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi.
How are you?
We're good.
How are you, Katie?
What are you doing right now?
Well, I'm at home speaking with you guys.
Okay.
Katie, whereabouts in New Zealand are you currently?
I am in Hamilton.
I can't even tell what accent it is.
What did you have for lunch today, Katie?
I had sandwich.
I think we can ask her what accent it is Because the game is, is it real or not
Yeah, it's not what accent it is
Katie, the accent that you are doing, real or fake
Where is it from?
Is it from Brazil?
A Brazilian accent, okay
Have you noticed how she's using very few words?
Yeah, she's not giving us a lot
Which is what I would do if I was trying to fake an accent.
Katie, did you go to any
Football World Cup games?
And if you did,
which games did you go to?
Well, actually not.
I'm really a fan of football.
But not much here.
It's fake.
It's fake.
If she was a real Brazilian,
she would have gone to the Football World Cup.
She would have.
Brazilians love football. It was in Hamilton. It was on her back doorstep. She would have gone. I agree, it's fake. It's fake. If she was a real Brazilian, she would have gone to the Football World Cup. She would have. Brazilians love football.
It was in Hamilton.
It was on her back doorstep.
They love football.
I agree.
It's fake.
Let's find out.
Can we go all the way?
Katie, is that a real or fake accent?
It's real.
Oh, no.
Oh, Katie, you stopped us.
Oh, not bad from us.
That's pretty good.
I think three out of four is not bad.
Yeah.
And did we get cancelled?
I don't think so.
I think we survived that.
I think it was fine.
Claudia, how are we going on the cancel meter?
Are we all good?
Yeah, I think it's fine.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
Put the other nations through.
We're about to do the Taylor competition,
so sit tight for a second.
But we just want to get a gauge of what people should be doing right now,
but you're here listening to ZM so you can try and win these Taylor Swift tickets.
Yeah, what are you wagging?
What are you skipping so that you can get them?
Someone said, my dad is skipping meetings that he's meant to be in so he can help me,
and I'm meant to be doing my NCEA homework.
Greatest dad award, can I say?
What a legend. Someone else said, I should be taking my NCEA homework. Greatest dad award, can I say? What a legend.
Someone else said,
I should be taking my children to sports right now,
but they can wait.
And they will wait.
I'm supposed to be walking my dog.
Well, you could walk your dog and do this.
Yeah.
But you need to be focused.
You need to be focused, I reckon.
How much focus do you...
Oh, mate, if it was me, I'd be all in.
I guess you might get hit by a car.
I'd be all in.
Someone said,
my child's wagging horse riding right now
so she can try and win.
She's wagging horse riding?
Yeah, obviously, maybe she...
Horse riding is expensive.
Someone else said,
I should be at a doctor's appointment right now,
but that can wait.
I hope it can wait.
Taylor Swift comes before your health.
I should be walking my goldfish, but
Taylor Swift is more important. Oh, come on, mate.
How stupid do you think we are?
Goldfish walk themselves. I should be
catching a flight, but you know, Taylor
comes first. You missed a flight?
I don't believe that one. You don't believe
that one? I believe this one. I'm missing my
AA meeting at 4pm each day to get these bad boys.
Jesus.
Shout out to the recovering alcoholics trying to get to Taylor Swift.
Yep.
Someone said, I was supposed to be watching my younger brother,
but he can wait as well.
I should be being a mother to my kids,
but instead they're destroying the lounge while
I'm sitting next to the radio waiting for Taylor Swift tickets.
This one.
I ignored a birthday call to try for tickets.
Can't have the phone occupied.
No, you cannot.
No.
Yeah.
You ignored a birthday call.
It was your birthday.
Yeah.
Or is it someone else's birthday?
Were they calling you so you could say happy birthday to them? Yeah, that doesn't make sense, does it? Well, it's your birthday. Yeah. Or is it someone else's birthday?
Were they calling you so you could say happy birthday to them?
Yeah, that doesn't make sense, does it? I was supposed to be watching my younger brother, but he can wait.
Did you read that one?
Yeah.
I don't know if he can wait.
I mean, it depends how old he is.
If he's 14, he'll be fine.
Pop him on a leash just to make sure we're all good.
Someone said, I'm a high school teacher and I paused my midday lessons to listen for the second song.
The kids at my school are just as invested as I am to win the tickets.
A lot of meetings being skipped.
Can I just say as an employer, I reckon avoid scheduling meetings between 3.45 and 4.15 for the next three weeks.
I just think it's better for productivity.
I love this one.
I should be running my business but leaving early to get home to listen and call for my adult
daughters. I made 101 calls on one day. Yes.
That's best mum award right there. I took the day off work with
quote on quote severe back pain. I like that you said
severe as well. Yeah, not just back pain, it's severe. Severe back pain
means that you could possibly take tomorrow off as well. Yeah, not just back pain. It's severe. Severe back pain means that you could possibly take tomorrow off as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, to all of you, we see you, we hear you, we appreciate you.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint.
Taylor Swift.
What a banger.
Taylor Swift, the Ares tour, live in Sydney.
Who wants to go?
Oh, me.
Who's ready to go?
Me.
One, two, three, let's go, bitch.
Who needs these tickets?
We know you all do.
Only one person a day can get them.
So let's go straight to the phones and talk to Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hello.
Hello, Anna.
You've made it.
Oh, my God. Through to the potential winner's circle, Anna. Hello. Hello, Anna. You've made it. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Through to the potential winner's circle, Anna.
All right.
Okay, who's that in the background that's laughing and sobbing at the same time?
These are my friends and co-workers.
Friends and co-workers.
Okay.
How old are you, Anna?
I'm 27.
Okay, perfect.
Have your friends and co-workers been on this journey with you
to try and win these tickets?
Oh, my God. You have no idea.
Is it a work bestie trip if you win these tickets?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, no wonder they're invested.
So your boss is going to have to approve two leave passes.
Yeah, I know.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Two's easy.
More than that.
Let's do more than that.
I assumed that was the boss in the background.
Okay.
Anna, when you're ready, we need the 8 o'clock, 12 o'clock,
and 4 o'clock Taylor Swift songs that played on ZM.
All right.
We've got 8 a.m. was Bejeweled, 12 p.m. was Lavender Haze,
and 4 p.m. was You Belong With Me.
Anna, tell the boss
you need to put in some leave because you're going to tell the boss
I hope you got some annual leave left
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness, congratulations Anna did you actually think that you'd be able to win these tickets? Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Congratulations Anna
Did you actually think that you'd be able to win these tickets?
Oh my goodness no
We've had like 8 of us calling every day
4pm
Hundreds and hundreds of calls
Anna are all your friends
Already going to Taylor Swift?
Some of them
And you obviously really really wanted to be there with them
Yes me and one other colleague.
Well, you've done it.
You've got yourself and your colleague to Sydney,
a reserve to see Taylor in Sydney.
Is the boss there?
Could we talk to the boss for a second?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hi.
It's all good with me.
It's all good with you?
Okay, it's all good with you.
Good to know.
I'm going to Melbourne.
Wait, are you going to the Melbourne Taylor Swift show?
Yeah.
Yeah, nice.
I'm going to Melbourne.
What is this workplace that is just overrun with Swifties?
Give yourself a shout out.
No.
Sounds like everyone in that office is going to Taylor Swift.
I think they're going to have to shut the business down.
They're going to have to put out of office on for the whole email.
You guys are in the draw to win free flights.
Thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab a Seat as well.
Congratulations.
Thanks for sticking it out.
Well, you've got Taylor Swift tickets from ZM.
Thanks, ZM.
Nice work, ladies.
A very, very happy office for a Thursday.
We'll do it again tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
First song with Fletchford and Hayley.
Bree and Clint.
We just gave Anna in an office
full of Swifties two tickets to
Taylor Swift. Anna, tell the
boss you need to put in some leave because
you're going to Taylor Swift!
Oh my goodness.
I hope you got some annual leave left.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, you've done it.
You've got yourself to Sydney,
a reserve to see Taylor in Sydney.
Is the boss there?
Could we talk to the boss for a second?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hi.
It's all good with me.
It's all good with you?
Okay, it's all good with you.
Good to know.
I'm from Melbourne.
The most fun place right now.
The entire office is going to Taylor Swift.
It was two people who were missing out.
Yeah.
And boom, she got tickets.
Lucky we didn't name that business because you'll know exactly when it's going to be
vacant.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
Hey, show's brought to you by KFC.
Let's talk about McDonald's for a second.
What's happening at McDonald's?
There's a secret that's been revealed.
Did you know that if you work at McDonald's for 10 years,
you get a gold ring?
Like an actual, like real gold or gold, fake gold?
Gold-plated ring with a diamond in it.
Really?
Yeah.
For your long service?
It's just been revealed.
You can't go out and buy one of these.
They're given to staff to recognise long service.
Once you hit 10 years, you get to choose between getting the McDonald's gold ring with a diamond in it or the cash equivalent.
I don't know what the cash equivalent is, but I do know that these rings are extremely rare
and kind of like a collector's item.
They should have an option that it's the cash equivalent,
the ring or free McDonald's for life.
Yeah, right.
You know, like I know for a fact if you work in New Zealand
for I think it's longer than 10 years.
I think it's a lot longer.
But you get like staff travel for life.
So you pay staff prices for life.
Is that what it is?
If you give a certain amount of service to Air New Zealand, yeah.
There's the ring.
That's the McDonald's ring.
It's like a signet ring with the golden arches on it and a diamond in the bottom.
God, it's ugly.
Oh, you don't like it?
Nah.
Like I'm not going to wear that around.
Are you not? Nah. I reckon you
would if you worked at McDonald's.
Because you'd be like... It's quite a masculine ring.
You'd be like a boss. That's the women's one.
Is it? Okay, that to me is quite masculine.
The men's one, you can choose
whichever one you want, but that one was made
for women. The men's one is a square
signet ring. Oh. Yeah. Okay. And that one was made for women. The men's one is a square signet ring. Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that one's an oval.
I'd probably rather the square.
That one is for sale right now on Facebook Marketplace.
Someone in Christchurch is selling it.
They're asking $3,000 for it.
Three grand.
How much is it actually worth in terms of like gold and the diamond?
We don't know.
Right.
We don't know.
They reckon it's been valued and the valuation they've got for it is $2,200 US.
Really?
But that's unconfirmed.
Yeah.
But, I mean, it's worth a lot in the sense that you can't buy one of these.
And if it's authentic, you know,
the only other way to get one of these rings
is to go and work there at McDonald's for 10 years.
Isn't it nice that they do something, you know, like 10 years of service.
It's nice that they have something that they do for people that have worked there for that
long.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's a nice thing to do.
Like I've heard of people working at companies for 10 years and they get diddly squat.
Yeah.
Like zero.
Yeah.
You'd feel like a bit of a kick in the guts.
You'd feel a bit T.O.'d if you got nothing.
You just want a morning tea?
No, I don't want a morning tea.
If I am slaved
away at some
company that has sucked my soul
for ten years,
I want some drinks on a Friday.
Oh, drinks will get you over it. Yeah.
That's what I want. This is good info to know.
Okay.
Yeah.
Drinks on a Friday would do it for me.
Drinks on a Friday is okay?
Yep.
Okay.
100%.
What would do it for you?
What would you like?
If you've been at a company for 10 years.
When I've been here at ZM for 10 years, what do I want?
What would you like?
Nothing big, nothing fancy.
Like a Rolex or a tag.
I'd settle for a tag.
Like a tag hoya or a...
I'll tag your ear for you.
Like the cattle.
Oh, no, no.
I know at 100Dials.com,
does your work do something for long service?
Yeah, what do you get?
Might not be for 10 years.
Might be for 20 years.
Might be for 25 years.
Might just be for the five years.
What's the thing that you get
if you do a long stint working for your employer?
Someone texted through and said,
it's 30 years at Air New Zealand for free flights for life.
My dad has it.
Wow.
Free flights for life.
Wait, I thought it was free staff travel.
Free flights.
I thought it was staff travel for life.
Maybe that is the 30-year mark,
and then I think staff travel for life maybe is 20 years.
Imagine you're back in the dating pool.
You're in your later years, and you meet a nice widower.
You're like, what are you doing?
He's like, I work for Air New Zealand.
You're like, how long have you been working there?
He's like, 29 years.
Lock this down.
Good time to jump on this Airbus A3200.
That's not a plane.
You were so close, though.
I was so close.
You were so close, though. A so close. You were so close though.
A380 I think was what you wanted.
Yeah, damn it.
Bree and Clint.
It's been revealed
that if you work for McDonald's
for 10 years,
you get a gold ring
with a diamond in it.
There's one for sale
for $3,000
on Facebook Marketplace
right now.
We've got someone
on the phone
whose husband
has one of these rings.
Hi Anonymous.
Hi Anonymous.
Hello guys. Is it true? There Hi, Anonymous. Hello, guys.
Is it true?
There is a gold ring.
It is true.
Is his square anonymous?
Yes.
There you go.
It looks like a signet ring.
Yeah.
And how long has your husband worked for McDonald's?
He's been there for about 15 years now.
Okay.
Wow, that's incredible.
And is he a manager there?
He's like an operations supervisor.
Yeah, right, gotcha.
What's above gold ring?
Like if he does another five years, does he get an extra ring?
Is it like Michael Jordan?
I don't know.
I don't think he gets more than a ring.
Yeah, yeah.
When do you get lifetime free Maccas?
I've asked him that a couple of times.
Yeah.
He hasn't told me yet. Do you get a family
discount? No.
No, no, no. We
support them. The staff get discounts
but no, I'm all for
full support. The staff
get discounts, the family don't. Your husband
just orders double when he's always hungry.
Is it our works? No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Your husband's normal order is four Big Macs.
Hey, thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate it.
Let's talk to Kylie.
Hi, Kylie.
Hi, Kylie.
Hi, how yous going?
Good, thanks.
Kylie, does your workplace do something
when someone's worked there for a long time?
Yes, once we hit 10 years,
we get a party usually on the Friday night
and a gift given of a mystery weekend
through Air New Zealand,
including a rental car.
Oh!
Is it for like you and a friend?
Yep, you and your partner or friend or, yeah.
How good.
Have you done 10 years yet, Kylie?
Yes, I'm about to hit 20.
No way, Kylie!
So you get another one?
You get another trip.
I don't know, since I'm the longest employee. I'm the guinea
pig of the company. Oh, no one's
done 20 years. You know what? If you go to 20
years, the trip should be four days instead
of two. Well, maybe
even overseas. How about that?
Yeah, I reckon. Send Kylie to
Thailand. Why not?
Send Kylie to Kylie.
I don't know what was happening there.
Thanks, Kylie.
This is a good one.
Someone said, my work has $5,000 bonuses after five and ten years.
That's on top of annual profits shared, and we have a chef who cooks lunches every day
for our employees with monthly staff dinners.
Where is that workplace?
Where is that?
I want to work there.
Someone else said, I work at Spookers and you get a lifetime pass after you work there
for five years.
That's cool.
That's pretty awesome.
Someone else said, vision systems from 10K, you get 10K for five years and 20K for 10
years.
You get a 20K bonus.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
A lot of people texting through saying that they got nothing.
A lot of nurses, can I say.
Oh, yeah.
Which is BS.
Nurses and teachers.
You know nurses don't even get Christmas parties.
There's no Christmas.
Well, I guess they can't take them all off shift, can they?
Well, you know, they could.
They could just have the people that are on shift
and then like rotate it each year.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
Yeah.
That's not cool, man.
A lot of people...
Oh, this one's quite interesting.
I don't really understand, but they said,
my workplace gives you $100 Prezi card per year.
Oh, right.
Per year on the following anniversaries,
3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 15, 17 and 20.
So 300 for three years or 1,000 for 10 years.
And two grand for 20 years.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
That's not bad.
Bree and Clint.
Are you watching the new season of Only Murders in the Building with Selena Gomez?
Haven't started it yet, but it's on my list.
Very good.
Yeah, Meryl Streep's in it. Of course it's good. Meryl Streep's in it. Paul Rudd's in it. Steve Martin't started it yet, but it's on my list. Very good. Yeah, Meryl Streep's in it.
Of course it's good. Meryl Streep's in it, Paul Rudd's
in it, Steve Martin's in it.
Meryl Streep could make a turd look good.
She could do anything. You're so
obsessed with Meryl Streep. I am.
Honestly, I think she's one of my favourite people in the whole
world. Yeah, she's good. She's just such a
good GB. Yeah, it's on Disney Plus
if you want to watch Only Murders in the
Building. It is great.
It's season three?
Yeah. Season three.
I want to talk about something I heard on the radio this morning, which threw me quite
a lot.
Okay.
And it was a term or a phrase of something that I have thought I've been saying right
my whole life.
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure you say it the same as me.
Yep.
But I heard a radio ad that said it differently.
Right.
So the term I'm talking about is driver's license.
Driver's license.
No, Olivia Rodrigo, driver's license.
The thing you have to show to get into a bar, driver's license.
Your driver's license.
Driver's license.
That's what it's called.
Yeah. The song from Olivia Rodrigo That's what it's called. Yeah.
The song from Olivia Rodrigo is called Driver's Licence.
Yeah.
So tell me why this ad that we're about to play says it like this.
It's quick and easy to do online.
You just need your New Zealand driver licence or passport.
It's my driver licence, bub.
Fetch.
Oh, he doubled down on it.
He doubled down.
So if my ears serve me correctly, that's Orange Guy.
It is.
Who does the election stuff.
He wants to get you registered for the election.
Yeah.
So that's a government ad.
It's a government ad.
So surely.
So that would have to have gone through some hands
and they will have to have the terminology correct.
Who's calling it though a driver licence?
It sounds
so weird. I also know the voice of
Orange Guy is David Koryos.
David Koryos,
yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder if he questioned it.
It's so weird.
One more time, one more time.
It's quick and easy to do online. You just need your
New Zealand driver licence or passport.
Fetch my driver licence, pup.
Fetch.
Fetch my driver licence, pup.
We need to investigate this.
Producer Claude, you're on the case.
What do you think?
Are you weighing in on this?
Driver's licence or driver licence?
I've always said driver's licence.
Driver's licence.
Yeah, that's just what it is, right?
Your firearms licence.
Yeah.
Your driver's licence. It's the licence belonging to the driver. Your forklift's license. Driver's license? Yeah. That's just what it is, right? Your firearms license. Yeah. Your driver's license.
It's the license belonging to the driver.
Your forklift's license. But I did
do some research. Okay. And I've
gone, firstly I went to the Waka Ko
Tahi website because I was like, they'll
know. They'll know what it is. They're the ones who give you your
driver license. Yeah, and I pulled up the page and
the title is driver licenses.
What? I was like, that could be a
typo. There could be 16 typos on here.
Maybe that's wrong.
Driver license.
So I've just grabbed producer Ella's license.
Wait, you've got a license?
It's got her learner's license.
Oh, her learner's.
Okay, learner's, yeah.
And along the top, it says New Zealand driver license.
What is going on?
What is going on?
Blew my mind. What is going on? What is going on? Blew my mind.
What is going on?
Driver's licence?
Surely it's a driver's licence.
Why have we been saying driver's licence?
Olivia Rodrigo's got it wrong then too.
Someone needs to get in touch.
She's going to have to go,
I got my driver licence last week.
Just sounds wrong.
I got my driver...
Yeah, it doesn't sound right.
It's quick and easy to do online.
You just need your New Zealand driver licence or passport.
It's my driver licence, pub.
Fetch.
Oh, this has thrown me big time.
What does the government know?
This has really thrown me.
What do they know?
I mean, what do they know?
I say we head to Parliament, we take some tents and we camp out on the front lawn.
Let's storm the beehive.
Until they come out and talk to us
and change the Waka Kotahi website
from driver licence to driver's licence
because it feels too weird coming out of my mouth.
So strange.
Really, really thrown me.
Someone on the text machine said the Mandela effect.
Yeah, right.
Fuzzy.
Let's play What's the Plot?
Once upon a time,
there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable,
talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on
just the plot line,
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's
the Plot? Our movie
guessing game where today if you can beat Bree, you'll
win $550.
That's a good
amount. The person taking you on
is Emma. Hi, Emma. G'day, Emma.
Hi. Hi.
What do you like with movies, Emma? Do you watch
a lot of films?
Yes, pretty much. A bit of everything? Have you heard this game movies, Emma? Do you watch a lot of films? Yes, pretty much. Have you heard
this game before, Emma? I have, yeah. And how do you normally go when you listen? Oh,
yeah, pretty well. Okay, good. She's not giving much away. No, that's good. I like the confidence.
This is how we're going to play. I'll start reading movie plot lines. You guys buzz in
with your name if you think you know what the movie is.
Buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is.
Don't wait.
And if you get two right first, you will win What's the Plot?
Today, because Bree's off to Europe at the end of the week
for a romantic holiday with her parents.
Can't wait.
Can't wait for all of us to renew our vows.
These movies are all set at least partly in Europe.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Good theme.
Good luck, everybody.
Here comes the first movie for What's the Plot?
An odd man is going on holiday to the south of France looking for a quiet and sunny...
Anna.
Anna. Anna.
Emma.
Mr Bean's holiday.
Mr Bean's holiday is correct.
Emma, that's amazing.
Jeez, I'm in trouble now.
That one was so left of field.
I kind of put that one in there as a joke.
That was amazing, Emma.
Oh, God, I'm worried now.
Okay, you're nervous now.
Yeah, I'm worried.
I'm going to go a million miles away from Mr. Bean's holiday.
Movie number two.
A murder in Paris' Louvre Museum and cryptic clues in some...
Emma.
Emma?
Da Vinci Code.
The Da Vinci Code's correct.
That's amazing Emma
I'd never seen the film
So you deserve that $550
You've won What's the Plot
Oh my god
What a win
You've done it
That was easy thanks
You had to rub it in my face Emma
You're the first What's the Plot winner in 11 weeks, Emma.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
You played it down, how good you were, that's for sure.
I'm just really sad.
Why are you sad?
Oh, with the movies that you watch, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
How do you feel that the movie that took you down was Mr. Bean's Holiday, Brie?
I was nowhere near any of those, so she was always going to win and well-deserved.
Congratulations, mate.
We'll give you your prize ASAP.
Thank you so much.
Well, good.
Well, we'll take a break for a couple of weeks, and then we'll be back to start the-
On $50 again.
Yeah, start the count up all over again.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Birthday Banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday Bangers for a Thursday.
This is your opportunity to call our show
and make us do some work behind the scenes
to figure out what is your birthday banger
for the number one song when you turn 16.
We'll go to Jess first.
Hi, Jess.
G'day, Jess.
Hi.
Whereabouts are you calling from today, Jess?
Rotterdam.
Oh, lovely.
You had a good week so far?
Yeah, it's been lovely weather, I can't complain.
How nice has it been?
How much of a difference does sunshine make?
And just not raining.
Oh, just no rain.
It's so bloody good.
Hey, Jess, what's your birthday?
28th of the 9th,
95. Alright, that means you were
16, Jess, in 2011.
And let me take you back
to your 16th birthday with
this one.
Uh, banger.
With Christine Aguilera, Kiss me till you Banger You got the moves like Jagger Moves like Jagger
With Christina Aguilera, right?
That's right.
We were literally just talking about Christina Aguilera.
That's weird.
We were.
What do you think, Jess?
I remember it well.
You know why this song came about
is because Adam Levine from Maroon 5,
the main singer,
was on The Voice as a judge with Christina Aguilera,
who was also a judge.
Yeah.
And I think they obviously teed it up through that.
Oh, there you go.
That's why, yeah.
I forgot.
I said, Ben, I forgot that I hate that song.
Yeah, you hate that song.
What's happening to me?
I was very confused.
Maybe...
What's happening to me?
Maybe you're changing.
Am I softening?
Maybe your palate's finally changing.
Am I chilling the F out finally?
Surely not.
Let's go to Zion.
Hi, Zion.
Hi, Zion.
Hey, guys.
Whereabouts are you calling from, Zion?
I'm calling from Wanganui.
Oh, lovely.
How's the weather out there?
It's a bit cloudy, but it's like sunny and cold and cloudy.
Not amazing.
Hey, Zion, how much are you paying for a coffee in Whanganui at the moment?
Oh, probably about $6 or $7.
Yay!
It's universal.
It's universal.
Wowza!
Right.
I just want to get engaged.
You need to go to like a Tea Rooms in Bluff if you want a $4 coffee at the moment.
You reckon they're still doing $4 coffees?
It won't be an Atomic. It'd from here. It won't be an Atomic.
It'd be terrible.
It won't be an All Press.
It'd be a Macona.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is not bad.
You know, it is what it is.
You'll be in bluff.
Zion, give us your birthday
and I'll give you your birthday banger.
Wait, so it's the 15th of December back in 2004.
What do you mean back in 2004?
It wasn't that long ago, was it?
Sorry, way back younger.
Means, Zion, you were 16 in 2020 So not that long ago
And this is your birthday bang
Hey, this was a good song
Mood
I remember that
Yeah
24K golden, it's a ripper
A bit of a one-hit wonder
But this song was good, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
We played the crap out of it.
I know, we thrashed it.
I think we killed it.
I think we did kill it.
One more for Gian.
Hi, Gian.
Hi, Gian.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, Gian, what have you been up to today?
Oh, you know, just working in sunny Tiamutu, freezing,
but it's nice and sunny.
Tiamutu. Gian, but it's nice and sunny.
Tiamutu.
Gian, what do you do for work?
I work for the government.
Oh, yeah, got to get that government money right, Gian.
What's the government up to in Tiamutu?
Oh, you know, just chilling.
Hiding the aliens, I heard.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I heard, Gian.
Speak, Gian.
Tiamutu's our Roswell. Yeah, exactly. Hey, Gian's what I heard, Gian. Speak, Gian. See how moot is our Roswell.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, Gian, we'll stop questioning you and give us your birthday.
So I'm the oldest today.
It's the 27th of June, 1993.
Well, you're not very old, Gian.
You're very young.
You were 16 in 2009.
And on your 16th birthday birthday this was number one.
Ooh.
LaRue.
LaHoo.
Bulletproof.
You like that one, Gian?
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
I think that's a stonker.
It is.
Love it.
And that's why I'm voting for it to win birthday banger.
Gian, you've got my vote.
You've won.
Yay.
We'll get it on for you right now.
Well done, Gian from Te Ao Mutu.
Thanks, guys.
Your secret is safe with us, okay?
Okay, thank you.
How many weeks holiday are the government giving out at the moment?
Just the youth.
Just the youth, okay.
Brian Clint, ZM.
I'm having fun.
Don't put me down.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today.
From the year 2009, for Gian, it's La Rue and Bulletproof.
Yeah, that was a tune.
Absolute banger.
Loved it.
Loved it.
Don't focus on the fact that it's 14 years old.
That'll just make you feel depressed.
Why do you always have to put the number on it?
Because the numbers are starting to shock me.
That's why.
No, you're...
It's starting to shock me.
Okay, well, stop it.
Stop it.
Okay, I'll pretend.
Okay, that song, it's a freshie from LaRue.
There you go, see?
That's a hot new track from pop artist LaRue.
She's new on the scene.
How hard was that?
Her CD is out in stores now.
Not hard at all.
Hey, let's talk about our favourite topic here at ZM for a second.
Golf.
I'm a big golf fan.
Are you?
Yeah, big golf fan.
Okay.
Watched that series on Netflix and I was hooked.
What's your handicap?
I reckon two under par.
Is it?
Yeah, probably about that.
Nice.
I'm quite a good driver. I can drive the ball real far. Can you? Yeah, probably about that. Nice. I'm quite a good driver.
I can drive the ball real far.
Can you?
About 800 or 900 yards, actually.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
I'm close.
No, you did well for a bet, though.
Okay, good.
No, I want to talk about golf because there's this story doing the rounds
about an Aussie golfer who is actually going to miss the birth of his fifth child
so he can go and chase this big prize money at this golf tournament.
He's missing the birth of his child so he can play golf?
Literally.
That's literally the story.
Okay.
So the Aussie golfer said that his wife was actually the one
that gave him permission
to go and chase the prize money at this particular golf tournament.
So if you've ever heard of a guy called Jason Day,
that's the golfer I'm talking about.
He's a proper golfer, right?
He's like a pro golfer.
He's on the PGA Tour.
Yes, proper pro golfer.
He's not some guy.
No, no, no, no.
He's not some amateur golfer.
Some weekend bettler who's missing the birth of his kid.
I've planned this golf trip with the boys for 12 months.
Nah, he's a proper pro golfer.
Anyway, it's their fifth baby,
and apparently the prize money at this tournament
that he's about to go play, guess how much?
A million dollars.
$28 million.
Well, he does have five kids.
He'll need every penny of it.
His missus said, I give you permission.
Yeah, wow.
I give you permission to go to this tournament
because I think the tournament goes for a week.
He must be in good form at the moment.
Because if he didn't have a chance of winning it
you'd be like, you're not going anywhere, bucko.
And nor would he want to. I don't believe
any man wants to miss the birth of a child.
It's the fifth. You've seen one, you've
seen them all. No. Yeah. No.
Seen one, seen them all. Not true. By the fifth
you're like, oh, I get the idea.
He did miss the
birth of his, he didn't miss the birth of his first child.
He missed a golf tournament so he could be there.
So there you go.
Fifth one.
Doesn't matter by the fifth.
Imagine being the kid and growing up and knowing that dad skipped your birth so he could go
and play golf.
Oh, you don't care.
No, you hold it over dad all the time.
You won't know.
Well, you will because radio stations around the world are talking about it.
So it'll get back to you eventually.
Well, he won't care if he wins $28 million.
Imagine if he wins it.
And then he leaves however many million to his son or his daughter.
Imagine if he wins it and then there's video footage of him winning it
and then when the kid grows up, they're watching highlight footage of Dad playing.
They're like, wait a second.
They check the date on the video.
They're like, that's the day I was was born things would have to line up perfectly i feel like he'll he'll be hoping he just gets away
with it he's essentially missed the birth for work put the golf bit aside he's missed it for work yes
it's work i get it yeah work work work fun work i thought we could ask people this afternoon though
there'd definitely be people out there that miss the birth,
and I want to know the reason why.
Yeah.
You need to, like, come forward, take responsibility,
tell us why you miss the birth of,
it doesn't matter what number child.
Yeah.
They're all important.
Tell us why you miss the birth of your child.
0800 dials at M, or you can text us on 9696.
The good reasons and the bad reasons. The good and the bad. Yeah. Bree and Clint. why you missed the birth of your child, 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
The good reasons and the bad reasons.
The good and the bad.
Yeah.
Brianne Clint.
Okay, so we want to know why you missed the birth or why did they miss the birth.
Anne's here.
Hi, Anne.
Hi, Anne.
Hello.
Who missed the birth, Anne?
My husband missed the birth.
Oh, Anne.
How long ago?
First of all, how long ago was it, Anne?
It'll be 31 years. I can still hear it in your voice.
31 years, I can still hear it in your voice that you had not let it go.
It's not so much me.
It's a daughter, and she's a middle child, so she reminds him.
Yeah.
I know that feeling.
He was what?
He was in police college, and the last flight out was about 9 o'clock at night,
and about quarter past, I'd said to him,
I think I'm in labour.
Yeah.
And, yep, she was born.
Oh, so it was too late for him to get the last flight.
You went into labour just after the last flight.
Oh, couldn't you have held on, Anne?
That's what he said.
Couldn't you have got a police, like,
envoy to race him to the hospital or something like that? Surely there's
some privileges.
Oh, we're just losing you a bit there. Anyway,
thank you, Anne. We appreciate it. Thank you, Anne.
Let's talk to Manish. Hi, Manish. Hi, Manish.
Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.
Manish, who missed the birth?
It was my granddad in the
50s. He missed actually two of the
births of his kids.
He played for a rugby club in Ticawiti,
and he had to show up to training in order to get to start on the Saturday.
So when my grandma went to labor, he, like, rung the neighbor and said,
hey, wife's going to labor.
You need to take her to the hospital because I need to go to rugby training
or else I don't get to start on Saturday.
Get off the grass. Joking on Saturday. Get off the grass.
Joking, man.
Get off the grass.
He would have been more beat up from playing a rugby game,
I'll tell you that for free.
She would have absolutely ripped him a new one.
He didn't give her an option.
He was like, this is what it is.
I've taught you alternate transport.
I lost the rugby training.
Twice.
You said he did this twice.
Yeah.
Red flag. Your granddad was this twice. Yeah. Red flag.
Your granddad was a walking red flag, Manish.
Did he make it to the All Blacks or anything?
Was it worth it?
He actually played in the first 15 with Colin Meade,
because obviously being from Sigawitzi and Stanley.
Yeah.
And he went on to being a Waikato rugby president.
Okay.
Okay, there's some cred there.
I get it.
No All Blacks, it wasn't worth it.
Thanks, Manish.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, Manish.
Someone texted through and said,
my dad wasn't at either mine or my sister's birth.
Are we talking to that person?
That's you, right, Brock?
Yeah, I'm here.
Did your dad not make it to either of yours or your sister's birth?
How come?
Nah, he didn't.
He thought milking the cows was way more important
than even being in the hospital.
He was milking the cows?
Yeah.
Do you let him live it down, Brock, or do you hassle him about it?
No, we kind of try to piss out of him
because he's a bit of a pansy when he comes to the hospital.
Like, he doesn't do hospitals very well.
He's a pansy when he goes to the hospital.
So you're thinking he was scared.
He was scared to, like, be there.
Does he do the carving with the cows?
Can he handle that?
No, that's the stupidest thing.
He can carve a cow.
He hunts. He's, like, your typical dairy farmer, but's the stupidest thing. He can't have a cow, he hunts, he's like your typical dairy farmer,
but he can't stand hospitals.
So he can stick a hand all the way up a cow's butt,
but he can't handle the birth of his own children.
Oh, guys, I'll tell you what, I've seen a cow give birth way worse.
I'd much rather see a woman give birth.
A cow giving birth is scary stuff, mate.
You're like, how is that coming out of that cow?
It's humongous.
You poor thing, Brooke. I grew up in a farmer family too, so
I understand. I'm surprised my dad was even at the hospital for our births.
He's like, I can't come, babe. I've got to milk the apples.
I've got lots of packing to do, love. I'd love to be there, but you know.
Tick tock okay thanks brooke we
appreciate it that's great this one last text yeah uh they said my dad missed my birth he dropped my
mum off to the hospital and went back home to his mother-in-law's place to finish off the bacon and
eggs she'd cooked him oh these poor women you imagine how angry you would be at your partner?
This person here says,
my partner, doctor and midwife missed the birth.
I had the baby on my own.
Jeez.
Must have come too soon.
You lucked out there.
Brian Clint.
Remember earlier this year we talked about the husband calling competition?
I mean, how could I forget?
It's a very prestigious event
that takes place.
Rural women who use a very special
pitch in their voice
so their voice can cross the paddocks
to reach their husband. I believe
it takes place in Iowa.
Yeah. And it must predate
cell phones because now,
why are you still husband? I guess it's probably
still easier to husband call them. Probably easier.
And on farms, sometimes you don't get
reception everywhere. It's back for 2023.
Do you want to hear some of the best husband
calling of 2023? Yeah, I'd love to.
Harry!
Come on!
Let's go!
We're leaving!
John!
Where are you?
Dinner's ready and they schnitzel.
You can't go outside with your underwear on.
Stan!
Not today, selective hearing.
Matthew!
Matthew!
Roy!
Roy!
I don't care if there's schnitzel at home, I'm staying in the field.
God.
I am not going home to that.
God, I've never, like, had flashbacks more.
Like, I grew up in a farming family.
Yeah.
And my mum used to scream at the top of her lungs.
And somehow my dad would hear it.
Yeah.
Like, it was just ridiculous. I remember a year ago when we talked about this
competition, we actually called my mum, who is a farmer's wife,
to see how she would stack up against the competition.
We found the audio, haven't we? We have. This is Mama Dice
version of husband calling.
David!
Come on in!
Dave!
David!
Coo-ee!
So good.
She's kind of calling him like he's a pig.
Soo-ee!
No, it's coo-ee.
Oh, is it coo-ee?
It's an Aboriginal thing.
Oh!
Yeah, you go, cooey. Oh, is it cooey? It's an Aboriginal thing. Oh. Yeah, you go cooey.
Like that.
It actually travels quite far.
God, that sounds so much like my childhood.
It's actually ridiculous.
When you get home tonight, when you pull into the driveway,
what I want you to do is just stand outside
and just call your partner like that.
I want you to just.
Don't worry, they'll definitely come outside.
Come on!
Come on!
Brie and Clint.
Everyone, well, every millennial and older will remember the time
that Madonna pashed Britney Spears on stage at the MTV VMAs.
Why do you always leave out Christina Aguilera?
She pashed her too.
Sorry, I apologise. You're right.
I'm not the only one. It was a threesome,
remember? I'm not the only one that
completely forgets that Christina was there. Everyone
always forgets Xtina.
Somehow she's been erased from the
collective memory. She'd be gutted
about that. She'd be like, oh, here we go.
I'm so racy.
You're right. Let me rephrase.
In 2003, Madonna pashed the two hottest pop stars on the planet
live on television, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
That's right.
And in 2003, three women kissing on TV was mind-blowingly scandalous.
So scandalous.
And this is why I think people always forget
Christina Aguilera was there.
It was so scandalous back in 2003
that I don't think the TV networks knew that was going to happen.
No.
They didn't.
And then when Madonna kissed...
Not everybody knew.
No, hardly anyone knew.
And then when Madonna kissed Britney first,
they didn't take the cameras away fast enough, knew. No, hardly anyone knew. And then when Madonna kissed Britney first,
they didn't take the cameras away
fast enough, but by the time that she went to
kiss Christina, they pulled the cameras away.
And that's why Christina gets forgotten, maybe.
Yeah, and it went on to Justin Timberlake, who was
Britney's ex, and he was like shaking his head
at it. Let me blow your mind.
Christina Aguilera was never
even meant to be
there.
Who says?
According to a former MTV executive,
Madonna originally asked Britney Spears and J-Lo
to do the pass with her on stage.
What?
Yeah.
Ex-MTV president Van Toffler
has done an interview with Rolling Stone on Tuesday
and he said that Madonna asked J-Lo to do the performance with her
but she ended up dropping out because of a scheduling conflict.
Or she didn't want to tash it.
Yeah, or she didn't want the smoke that was going to come with it.
Yeah.
It rattled Madonna so much that she was going to drop the whole performance.
She was like, it doesn't make any sense then. This whole thing
doesn't make any sense.
I organised and orchestrated
all this so I could hook up with J-Lo.
Yeah.
At the last minute
they managed to get
Christina to agree to it.
How would you feel if you were the last
minute call up? Poor Christina.
Now not only do people keep forgetting that she was there,
she wasn't even the first choice Pash.
She wasn't even second choice Pash.
I feel like it makes more sense with Brittany and Christina.
I don't know why.
In hindsight, it does because we were living in a Brittany
versus Christina world.
Yeah, exactly.
And they were like the same age.
They were on like a similar trajectory.
Similar vibe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it did end up making more sense.
Well, it did too as well
because Britney was kind of like
still that cookie cutter nice girl
and Christina was like, you know,
in her Xtina era.
What was JLo in 2003?
Hot?
She was Jenny from the Block.
This song is from 2003.
Yeah, JLo was smoking hot
is what she was.
Well, MTV,
I think you know what you need to do
for the 2023
20 year anniversary show.
Yes. Four way
pash. Because there's nothing
more satisfying
than a kiss with more
than one other person.
I've done it.
God, it's fantastic.
Every time I've done it,
I've been like,
God, that's not awkward at all.
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