ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th August 2026

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

Big work whoopsies.  Bree's pre-ordered something.  Who had that step-love? Is it okay to sell a gift?  Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. Zidems, Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Bree and Clint, there's no ways I'd rather be. Kiyadi, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Monday afternoon. Guys, not long of winter to go. No, not officially, is it?

Officially, how many days? Six or seven? How many days in September? There's seven days today. Seven days. By this time next week we'll be in the last day of winter. Last day of winter next week. How bloody good guys. The children couldn't help but do the hand signals as we said six and seven.

You said it. Yeah, you said it. I ignore it. Honestly, grow up. No, it's fun. Six, seven. I think I hate it more than the floss. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. And I hate the floss a lot. Could you six, seven and floss at once? You can't. Wow, you are so lucky you were married. Claudia's not. Yeah, I'm not. What have I done?

Let's put that video of Claudia out on the internet. She's going to be uninvited to Gay Camp. Yeah. Once the gays see this, they're going to be like, there's no room at the end. Very exciting show on the way. Tosses is back at 4 o'clock. Have we announced what's happening with Tossus tomorrow?

we can talk about it. We can talk about it. Tomorrow is the first ever triple Tuesday for tosses. So your $100 doesn't double to $200 tomorrow. It doubles to $300. Yeah. And then if you go again, it triples to $600. No, that would be doubling.

Oh, that would be doubling. So what would be tripling? The triples to 900. Oh, I'm confused. I'll let the people in the background sort that out. 900, $900,000, $2,700. That's how it goes tomorrow. Oh, good day to get on for tosses tomorrow.

Today's a great day too. So if you're up for it, 5 to 4, we'll play that activator. BP rewards rush at 5 o'clock 2. Free fuel on the way, so it's all happening. But first, though, it's time for Trady versus Lady. 50 bucks is up for grabs in the glory, if you take it out. Play Z-Dem's Bree and Clint. Trady versus Lady.

This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Here we go. First game of the week. The score for the year, though, the trade is on 71, the lady's trailing behind. They're on 65. Our lady is in Wellington. She's 22 and she loves netball.

Welcome to the show, Harmony. Hi, Harmony. Hello. We always guess what position someone plays in netball on this show. Wing attack. I'm feeling goal defence. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, gold defense.

Oh, well done, Brie. Felt it in me waters. Right, Harmony. GD. You're taking on our tradie from Woodville. She's 16 and she works on a farm when her hand's not broken. Welcome to the show Sam. Hi Sam. How did you break your hand? Rugby. Oh no. Bad? Are you having to do like full hand rehab? Oh so wanting to do hand therapy after I get out of my car. Yeah. Yeah, hand therapy's the worst. I mean it's important. You should do it, but it's the worst. It's already done it to re-break. Oh, so tedious.

That's awful. Chop it off. Your buzzer is, actually, let's go with names today. Sam and Harmony, keep it nice and clear, and the first team to three correct answers gets the $50 cash from KFC. Here we go. Best luck. Question number one.

The 1NZ Warriors are on top of the NRL table. Let's go, boys. Name a current Warriors player. Oh. Someone in the team right now. Anyone. One. Or someone who was in the team recently.

I think we've got a buzz about. Harmony? Harmony? Sean Johnson. Have we going to take it? No, we're not taking it. No. But, hey, it was a good effort, Harmony.

Up the wise, girls. We move on to question two. From which language comes the coastal word Riviera? Harmony. Harmony. French? No. It's a great guess, though.

You're not far off. Sam, you want to guess? Yeah. It is Italian. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Harmony's in there.

Katie Perry. It is Katie Perry. Well done. Here we go. Question number four. Which New Year's Festival will celebrate its final year in Gisbon this year? Harmony. Yes, Harmony.

Reverend and Vine? Yeah. It is R&V. Well done. Two to the ladies. One to the tradies. Question number five. What type of blood cells

fight infection? Harmony. Yes, for the win harmony. White blood cells. She's got it. Blame it on the broken hand, Sam. You know, you weren't operating. She couldn't be as quick on the buzzer

because her hand was laying. Yeah, yeah. I don't know this. Yeah, I don't know either. Maybe watch Moriast game. Not your day. Not your day. That's okay.

Harmony, the ladies needed to win. You got it done. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Yeah. That's good defence from the gold defense, wasn't it? It was a good defense. Great defense. Yeah.

Off essence is the best defense. Oh yeah. She did well. For sure. Z&M's Bree and Clint Podcast. Have you ever run a marathon? God, no. Neither.

I was thinking the other day. I don't think I've ever run 10Ks. No, I've run 10Ks. Have you? The worst day of my life. Yeah. I know it's pathetic to say, but yeah, don't think I've run... Do you have any...

Guys, because you're around that age, where you're like, oh, I might run a marathon. Oh, maybe I should do a triathlon. You know, it eventually gets everyone at around your age. Am I meant to start road cycling? Yeah, it's coming. Do you have that urge? God no.

Yeah, stay away from it. No, running a marathon. Oh, no, not with these knees. It's not worth it. Well, I say that, but then while you're away, We had Caitlin Merritt come in and fill in for you. And when we worked together, and I said this to her, so I don't mind saying it out loud. I was like, when we worked together, there's no way I ever saw you running a marathon.

Do you know, she's about to run an ultramarathon? Yeah, that makes me feel sick. I know. It just kind of happens. Yeah. Well, I know, I'm sure there's a lot of training that goes into it. But it feels like all of a sudden people you thought you knew, they're running ultra marathons. That's never going to happen to me.

I'll go on the record and say, never going to happen. I stand by the fact that my body is not meant to run that far. What if it was for... Nah. Don't care what you're about to say. It's not going to happen. The reason I bring it up is that the Sydney Marathon, I believe happens next weekend.

Oh yeah, that's a big one. Which is a huge event. Around 40,000 people will run the Sydney Marathon. I know nothing about marathons, but I think it's one of the big world marathons. Is it? There's like five or six or something, and I think the Sydney Marathons one of them. I'm just looking up here because the article's got how many miles it is.

So it's 26.2 miles, which is 42 kilometres. So a standard marathon. Well, I don't know. I've never run a marathon. No interest to do it. Why would I know how long a marathon is? Well, it's a unit of measurement. Yeah, I know, but I've never ran a marathon.

So I've never had to find out how long that is, but that sounds about right. Tokyo, Boston, London, Berlin, Chicago, New York, Sydney and Cape Town. Oh, so Sydney is on the list. Those are the world's top marathons. There's been a big whoopsie, though, with the Sydney Marathon. Because when you run the marathon, you get a medal. Like with all marathons, you get, like, you know, something to show your achievement. Yep.

And they posted about the Sydney Marathon medals that people will be receiving for the Sydney Marathon, which is coming up in a week. And the social media post blew up. So essentially, let me describe to you what the medal looks like. So on the front of the middle is a beautiful Australian Indigenous design. Okay. And on the back, it features several famous Sydney landmarks on the back of the middle. That you run past maybe.

Well, not that, you don't run past all of them. Okay. But in Sydney. Signifies Sydney. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. I think I've got a picture that I'm going to get Claudia to bring up on the TV. The problem that people have spotted.

is that one of the landmarks that features on the medal, and I'm sure that they've gotten a ton of these. 40,000 probably. Probably 40,000 of them printed. Is that one of the landmarks actually isn't in Sydney. Oh. So in Sydney, there's a stadium called Allianz Stadium, which is like the home to the roosters.

And essentially they've accidentally put a different Alliant Stadium. that's actually in Germany on the back of the middle. Oh no. Oh no. So someone's obviously went and put Alliant's Stadium as one of the landmarks. Just Google image searched it. Yeah. Got it off giddy images.

Yeah. Put it on the middle. But that's not fair. Why are there two stadiums with the same name? There's actually three apparently. Oh, God. But this one is very eye-catching, the one that's in Munich, in Germany. Yeah, yeah.

And... Well, the middle is even more, I call it. now because it's the big stuff up medal. They've come clean. They've just owned it and they said, look. Oh yeah, that stadium is not in Sydney. No, that is not. The thing that I want to know, right,

is this is a huge event. How, because this would have went through. Oh, that's Ali Anz Arena, not Alihan's Stadium. This would have went through hundreds and hundreds of people. Yeah. You know, the sign off as to what the back of the medal look like. You can blame the poor graphic designer if you want. want, but somebody would have had to have a look at this before they send it off to get printed.

You know? Yeah, the stadiums look very different, in my opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people would say a stadium's a stadium, but no, no, they're very different. The Allianz Arena in Munich is quite unique. And it's very visible on the back of the Sydney Marathon medal. Very expensive mistake to make it work. It does happen, though.

We were just talking before the show about how recently, someone here at ZDM got 5,000 land yards made up for a certain event that ZM was a part of. And wasn't the idea that the land yard was to house a cup? It could hold your cup around your neck so you could carry on with your festival. Do some dancing. Because everyone gets reusable cups at the festival now. Yeah. So what's the key feature that a land yard that holds your cup?

What's the main thing it has to do? It needs to hold the cup. It needs to hold the cup. And the land yard, unfortunately, the elastic wasn't strong enough to hold. It doesn't hold any cup. No. So now we just have 5,000 useless landyards that have that event printed on them, by the way.

Yeah, like, you can't use them at O week or something. No. They're just... So what happens to those down? Landfill. Oh, give them to kids when they come in and be like, oh, do you want some merch? I'll never forget at another radio station I used to work at.

We were doing this promo called Postcode Pay Day. And they wanted to do this thing where they had 100 mailboxes, and inside one of the mailboxes was a million dollars. And one of the younger employees's job was to order the mailboxes. And they ordered these tiny little mailboxes. They were so tiny. They were like ones that, you know when you have like a PO box? Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it's like the ones where it's like a little lock and key. And it was tiny. And when they arrived, they were like, what the hell is this? And they were like, oh, they have the mailboxes. A hundred useless mailboxes. And they had to put them in. storage. It was ridiculous. Dead is Franklin.

Someone's had a big whoopsie. The person who was in charge of getting the medals made for the Sydney Marathon, 40,000 people will run in the Sydney Marathon next weekend, and there's a medal for each person. On the back is all the different landmarks in Sydney on the medal. Unfortunately, one of the landmarks that's printed on the back of the medal isn't in Sydney. It's in Germany, you said. It's in Munich, Germany.

40,000 medals. So we want to know what was the big work stuff up. This person wants to be anonymous. Is that because it was you that stuffed up anonymous? No, it definitely wasn't me. It was one of the girls in the team. She's a regular in a shift swap group. Okay.

Okay, what happened? Well, yeah, we worked in a team where quite a few people like to swap shifts if they wanted to work early or late. Right. So we had an email group. If you wanted a swap, you would send an email to the whole group to ask for a swap. Yeah. And when the girls sent an email asking anyone if they want to do a shit swap.

They wouldn't, wait. A shit swap anonymous. Not a shift swap. No, a shift swap. Was anyone up for that? I'm not sure. There were a couple of funny replies, Yeah, there's a lot of side eyes after that.

How many people were in that email chain, Anonymous? Yeah, there's 350 people in that email. Whoa! Yeah, it's spread far and wide. Yes, it's spread all right. It's a super spreader. Thanks, Anonymous. We asked what was the big work markup.

Someone said, we had a dude at the supermarket order 400 cases of toilet paper instead of 400 units of toilet paper. Whoa. That is a lot of toilet paper. This one's similar to that. It says a hospital ward clerk once ordered 100 packets of straws instead of 100 straws. We couldn't figure out why we got so many boxes of deliveries that week. Well, hospitals go through straws like nobody's business, though.

You'll sort that out. Surely you'll use them eventually. This, however, someone said we ordered a pallet of ginger nuts instead of a few packets. A palette of ginger nuts. I wonder how many's in a palette? A lot. You better bloody like ginger. I like a ginger nut.

from time to time. No one likes ginger nuts that much. Not that much. This one, I don't know if it's work-related, but it brings me joy. It says, I can't talk right now, but this weekend I ordered 200, I thought I ordered 200 grams of shaved champagne ham. I accidentally ordered two kilos, so I made my work bestie some lunches to share that week. Two kilos of champagne ham.

I mean, yum, first of all. How much would that be? Because 200 grams is pretty good. expensive. Because champagne ham's not that heavy. Like, because it's all just shredded up. Yeah. There'd be a lot of ham.

There's so much ham in that butcher's paper. I ordered 50 bottles of headlight restoration cream, only later to find out that one bottle lasts quite a long time. I could not return them because they were on sale. I feel like I did the workshop a favour. That, if they didn't have a use-by date on them, then... I'm sure they know. It's sure.

Yeah. Someone said, my friend's whoopsie at work was in the operating theatre. We did a gallbladder removal and you have to wash the stones out of the gallbladder, but it's very slippery. And as she didn't use a sieve, she cut it open and the gallbladder went straight down the plug hole. We had to call estates to come find it by taking apart the pipes in the back of the sink. It was not good. Wait, you lost some guy's gallbladder down the sink?

Wait, well, you don't put the gallbladder back in. I have no idea. Once you take the gallbladder out. Once it's been down the sink, I feel like you're not putting it back in. I feel like that's not a five-second rule. You're not like five seconds, put it back in. I accidentally made my period dates on the work calendar, not my personal calendar. Well, at least they know, you know?

At least they know. That's brilliant. If someone messes with you that week, you can be like, check the calendar, buddy. Hey everyone, give Kate a wide birth. It's in the calendar. It's in the calendar. ZDems, Brie and Clint. Bree, we had a conversation about movies that the kids simply must watch from our childhood.

Because my wife is slowly exposing my children to the classics. I got really upset because I was like, I feel like this is my domain. I'm a big fan of kids' movies. I've watched them all and I have my favorites. and when I heard you guys did this without me, I was quite sad. The movie that kicked it all off that my wife dug into the archives for was an Olson Twins classic It Takes 2. Yep.

You've seen it? It's great. Great movie. You approve? Yep. It's a fantastic film. We're going to revisit this list because I know you've got a few. Yep.

But the reason that I've brought it up again is because we've unearthed another classic over the weekend. And this is the beauty of having kids is you get to relive your childhood through the movies that you show them. Yeah, yeah. That's, yeah, I just watched them anyway. Oh, you've watched them anyway. Before I even had my son, I'd watch all the kids' movies anyway. Well, the movie that kicked it off this weekend for us, that we've unearthed,

and it is just as good as it was the first time around, is Beethoven. Who tell us what he wants to be called? Big slobbery, Beethoven. Giant St. Bernard, Beethoven. We even watched Beethoven. Kevin's second, the sequel, which I'm going to go out on the limb here and say might actually be better than the original. Whoa, that's a big call.

It's very good. That's a huge call. So it's going on the list for me. Bree, what do you think needs to go on this list of movies that the kids simply must watch? Do you want my whole list? Yeah, sure. I can run through them quick. Okay.

How long is your list? It's pretty long. Okay. I'm going to, but they're all worthy of being on the list. And I think kids should as a prerequisite. watch all of these films. I'm excited to see how many of these I've seen. Okay, yeah, good. Babe. Great.

Such a fantastic film. Magda Zabansky's in it. The main character is a pig. Coco, which is a newer animation. Okay, yeah. Such a good film. I tried to convince my daughter to watch that the other day. It's very good.

Yeah. Very good. One of my all-time favorite animation films, Big Hero Six. Oh, okay. We've got a bit of Big Hero Six here. Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care. companion. I was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, Ow. It's a 10 out of 10 film. You've got to watch it. Yeah. Okay. Right. Um,

this is one from the archives that I don't know if everyone would have seen. I bet you, you haven't seen it, but it is a must watch movie, The Sandlot. I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball except for Rodriguez. You're all an insult to the game. Come on. We'll take you on right here, right now. Come on. Sounds fun. It's honestly, so good. Another one you need to watch is How to Train Your Dragon. Such good movie. Okay there, bud. We're going to take this

nice and slow. Here we go. Here we go. Position 3. No, 4. How to Train Your Dragon 2 is also very good. And I'm going to run through the rest of my real quick. Spirit, Brave, Zootopia 1 and 2, Sol, a Bug's Life, Bolt, Wreck it Ralph, cloudy with a chance of meatballs,

small foot, the good dinosaur, trolls over the hedge, light year. And some of honorable mentions, these are brand new this year, but you should watch them. They're fantastic kids movies. Hoppers. It's such a good movie. It's out this year, very good. And the other one that was out this year that I think is very good is swapped.

Okay. Fantastic films. God, anyone would think you'd had children for more than four weeks. Four weeks. Right? I'm so excited. God you've got a kid now so you can excuse all of your kids' movie watching as, oh, we're watching it for the boy.

I stand by it. They're fantastic movie. If you've got anything else that you go on the list, you can take it to 9-696. We'd love to hear them. Thank God for streaming. They'd cost a fortune at Blockbuster. Do you imagine? Renting All though.

Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. This is the tea. Brea, are you excited for the Princess Diaries 3? Yeah, of course. With Anne Hathaway. Of course. It's going to be iconic. Are you up to date? Have you watched Princess Diaries 2? Yeah.

Princess Diaries 1. Of course. Yeah, right. I've got a bit of catching up to do. Haven't you watched either? No. Well, I'd watch... If you're going to watch any, watch the first one.

Surely. The second one's okay. Well, Julie Andrews, who, correct me if I'm wrong, is in the first and second Princess Diaries. Correct. Is she the queen? She is the Queen of Genovia. Yes, right.

Okay. She has announced that she will not be returning for Princess Diaries 3. She says that she says that she is... considers herself retired and she believes the movie will flourish very well and wouldn't need granny going in there at her age. I disagree. I think she would be an amazing edition, but I also understand where she's coming from. I mean, the woman's 90, for God's sake.

Yes. If you're like, Julie Andrews, I know that name. Mary Frickin' Poppins. The main character from the sound of music, the Julie Andrews. She's an icon. Anne Hathaway is back for Princess Dyrh. three and she said first of all I just want to say if she has a change of heart we are down she said we did push really hard to see if she would do it but we also wanted to be respectful for goodness

sake if anybody has contributed to the world of entertainment and our collective joy it's julie andrews oh that's a nice statement from her but please can you do it because we would make so much money the success is writing on you making a cameo at the moment it doesn't make much sense without you We might have to kill your character off. And we don't want to do that. Please, Julie Andrews, come and do Princess Darius 3. She's like, I'll let my people get back to your people. That's the team.

The ZDM Podcast Network. Let's talk Step Lou. That forbidden steplove. You know what I'm talking about? I think I know what you're talking about. It's your favourite category. No, no, you bought it up. And then you go, it's my favourite.

You were saying to me, is it cheating if it's my stepsible? Whatever. So you were saying. Former Neighbors actress Scarlett Vass has announced on social media that she is expecting her second child with her husband slash stepbrother, Tyo Richie. Wow. What was the name of this person? She said she was on Neighbors, you said. She was a former Neighbours actress.

Margot Robbie? No, although Margot Robbie was on Neighbours. Scarlett Vass is her name. The couple has revealed on their joint Instagram that they will be... They're revealed on the family Instagram. That they will be, yep, literally. That they will be welcoming another sibling for their 19-month-old daughter. Well, no judgment, but is that okay?

Are you allowed to have kids with your stepbrother? Yeah, it's legal, is it? I always have questions. My first question... Yeah, I have so many questions. My first question whenever I hear of step siblings getting together is, did you grow up together? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a good question.

That's my first question. Yeah, yeah. Mine is, my first question is, were you hooking up before you were step siblings or after your step siblings? Yeah. Because that can happen. You could be hooking up with someone and then you're like, And then your parents meet.

Because you guys are involved. And then your randy old dad hooks into their randy old mum. And then all of a sudden the person you're dating is accidentally your step-sister. I say this like it's happened to me. It hasn't. But never say never. Are you sure it hasn't happened to me? Well, if my mother-in-law one day takes a shining to my father, then...

Technically, your wife and you will be step-siblings. Yeah, she'll be my step-wife. Yeah. There's a reality show. And when that happens, then I'm sure I will look much more favourably on people like Scarlett Vass, who is expecting her second child with her stepbrother. Quite a common thing, do you think? So is their dad also their uncle?

Oh God. He is, isn't he? Wait, how? Because your brother is your child's uncle. Yeah. Yep. And if he's also the father of your child, then he's the dad and the uncle. Whoa.

Step uncle. Weird. This is a controversial topic, particularly for the Bree and Clint show. But Bree said that today she wants to go looking for that step love. And I said, okay, if that's your dream, I'll help you. Has that step love occurred in your family? And it can just not be between siblings. No.

It can be between aunties, uncles, moms, dads. Could be you and your step-mom? Yeah. Where has there been some crossover? Yep. And how did that go down with the rest of the family? Hmm. And how's it viewed in the eyes of the law?

I think it's fully legal. Love is love, right? Love is love. Oh, 800 dial Z&M, or you can text. us on 9-6-96. We're looking for that step-loof. Obviously, we will keep you anonymous in this one. I don't think so.

Unless you're loud and proud. Why not? Scarlet Vess from Neighbors. It's not like it's your first cousin. Which is also legal in this country, I might add. It's ZM's Breeneclint podcast. We want to talk about that step-love. There's a lady from, I was about to say Coronation Street, but it's not.

It's neighbors. Yes. she's announced her second baby with her stepbrother. Correct. Husband come stepbrother? Stepbrother come husband? Husband. Step brother first, husband second.

Kids third. So we asked you guys, do you have experience in your family with that step love? My favourite text so far says, guys, as someone who has three step siblings, ooh. Yeah, but I bet they like grew up to. together. Nah, that probably got ugly ones. Yeah, you probably lucked out. So they can't relate.

What happens when you get a really hot step sibling? You know? Can you imagine how awkward that would be? If you're like, I don't know, 16 or something and mum finds a new partner. And she's like, oh, he's... He's the one. This guy, he's the one. We're going to merge our families.

And here's his kids. And they are hot. All just super hot kids. And you're like, oh, Oh no. Oh, no. And you're some pimply 16-year-old in the comfort of your own home, just being an awkward teen like you're supposed to, and then all of a sudden, wham, three hot stepbrothers.

What are you do in that situation? Move out, I reckon. You have to. Yeah. You know? Don't date them like the lady from neighbours. Quite a few texts coming through on this. Someone said, my husband and my parents, so his dad and my mum got together after,

we had been married for 10 years. So you guys were first? They'd been married for 10 years. Husband and wife and then you became steps a place. Yeah, they go on to say we didn't agree with it and all of our family turned on us. A lot went on in between. I haven't had a relationship with my mum in three years.

That's sad. I don't want to be married to my step-sister. But I feel like that one is okay, isn't it? I'm a dad getting together. As long as they were both single. Yeah, as long as they didn't hurt anyone by doing it. But obviously... Even if they weren't single, if they left their partners, if they...

They left their partners in the right way? There might be a whole lot of other stuff that we don't know. I'm sure there is. That made it not okay. I dated a guy whose brother was his cousin. What? The dad was initially married with his mum, obviously. They had a baby and then they had a fight.

He rebounded with the mother's sister. Whoa. She became pregnant and then the mum and dad reunited and they had... the guy that I was dating. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. So brothers slash cousins.

Yeah. So he had a baby with one sister. Yep. A baby with the other sister. Then got back with the original sister. That is buzzy. The man's got a type. Yeah, it's within that family.

Yeah, that's the same surname. I would be on watch if I was that mum of the two daughters. Someone said stepbrothers is a massive genre. on some gay websites, guys. Yeah, we know. We know. I didn't know that. How did you know that?

Oh, I assumed. Oh. You assumed or what? Someone said my mom and stepdad were together for about two years when I was six and eight, and my step-siblings stayed with us every other weekend. I was still friends with my stepsister into our teen years. I got with her brother, who was previously my stepbrother, at her 16th birthday. Scandal. It said we secretly dated for about six months.

When she found out she was horrified and said it was incest. It didn't last much longer after that. Well, it's not incest. It's not. Because they're not blood related. No, it's just awkward. It is awkward, but it's not incest. Like if you're both...

Why am I fighting for this so much? It's not me. It's not my story. I think it's because like, if you found yourself in that situation, back to what we said. If your dad moves in a family and they're adult children... We're only human. Adult children who you just happen to find attractive... You find your step siblings hot and it's normal, okay?

Look, never say never. Imagine, imagine, let's just say hypothetical. My dad, right? My dad ends up meeting do a leap as mum. and they hear it off. This is the perfect example. They're both European, my dad, Italian. And they hit it off, they get married.

That means Duolipa would be my step sister. And what am I going to go, ooh, yuck? Am I not going to hit on my step sister, Duolipa? It's only human. Yeah. That's a very relatable example. I'm glad we're all on the same page. Let's go looking for a small town big deal.

Bree and Cleans' small town big deal. I haven't done this for a little while. Some might say it's because I've been away. Others might say it's so our egos could recover. Genuinely thought this game would die when you went off on your maternity leave. Nah. On back, so it's back baby. The people want it.

They love it. If you've never heard it, this is where we take it in turns each week, calling a business from the small town that we grew up in to see if they've heard. heard of us. Yeah. And if they have, it means you're a big deal and you get a point in the game. It's real humbling. Hey.

It's real grounding this one. Today is your day for us to call someone from your hometown of Rotorua. And I have selected a cool surf shop. Oh, yeah, okay. Because I think the young kids, they're cool. They know what's cool. Surely they've heard of Clint Roberts. Yeah, they'll know.

Yeah. They'll be like, oh yeah, we remember. We know him. He's, his name's on the tag. the skate park at the half pipe. Yeah, he used to drop in on his rollerblades. All right, let's put in the call now. Hello, yes, speaking with Jordan.

Hi, Jordan. My name's Bree. I have a quick question for you, Jordan, if you can help me out. I was wondering if you'd ever heard of the person, Clint Roberts. No, sorry. Never heard of that guy before in your life. No, sorry. Yeah, how old are you, Jordan?

23. Yeah, so you're like young, cool, you know, cool people. and Clint Roberts has never come across your radar No, never, sorry Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what school did you go to, Jordan? Heights. Oh, heights, oh, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, you didn't go to Selwyn, did you?

No. No, okay, yeah, no, yeah. It doesn't matter what school he went to, he doesn't know who you are. All right, all good. Jordan, we're from Zend, the radio station, we play this stupid game where we see if people from our small towns have heard of us, and I'm so glad that you, You've answered the question.

You've never heard of Clint Roberts. Just to double check one more time? No. Yeah, we got it the first time. All right, thanks, Bree. Thanks, Jordan. You have a great day, mate. Thanks, yeah.

See you later. Never heard of you. Have you had you, Phil? Yeah, like, what number do we have to go to? How unheard of do I have to prove myself to be before you give it a break? Mate, eventually, it's ebbs and flows. Eventually, it comes back around. Could we call the mayor?

Oh, that's a great one. Should we call the mayor from each small town? Because I've heard of her. Haven't you tried to get a key to your city before? And they said, stop emailing here. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clend. One of the biggest videos doing the rounds on the internet at the moment is a beautiful mum who has given birth to a baby two weeks ago.

And she's finally gotten herself outside to go for a walk. Oh, yeah. And she's really proud of herself. Big moment, yep. Huge moment for her. And she is feeling. filming herself outside, walking. She's like two weeks postpartum, and I'm so proud of myself.

And then something happens that she didn't realize. And I'm going to say she put it down to baby brain, but the audio will tell you maybe something she forgot to put on before she left the house. Obviously, less than two weeks postpartum at the baby here. We got Kelly here. We're walking, sister. We just walk in.

You guys, I'm in my postpart. I do you. I am. I'm in my postpart. I'm in my postpart. I'm going to wear. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I got to get out of here. Oh, my God. Oh, dear. She forgot to put on pants. No pants at all. Just postpartisan. Mondays and that's it. She was walking around, living her best life and as she's filming, she lifts the phone up

to show her walking and she looks at herself in the camera and she's like, oh my God, I'm just wearing my postpartum undies, that's it. Obviously I've never been postpartum. I've never experienced that. But how do you not feel like the wind on your legs as you leave the house? Hormones, baby. Yeah, right. Hormones.

They can do crazy things. A silly thing for me to say. You know? The look on this poor woman's face, like she's just in disbelief. She's like, how have I done that? How have I left the house? Yeah. I've been walking around outside.

Yeah. And I've got no pants on. How far from the house did she get? I think she was a fair way. Oh, man. Because she looks around as to like how far she's walked and she's like, I don't think she's close to the house. You need some kind neighbors, eh? Not the ones who just peer through the.

the blinds and go, oh oh, Jenny's lost it. Jenny's outside walking around with no pants on again. The old crazy lady from across the streets out on the road. Poor Jenny. Well, there you go. Now, you know, because your partner is now four weeks post-partum. Yeah. You know there's a job you need to add to your list. I might just text her and ask if she's wearing pants, actually.

Hey, babe. Hey, babe, how's your day? Just checking. You're wearing pants, right? Christian Mark. No, that's a bit confrontational. Okay. I think it needs to be like, hey, babe, miss you.

You know what, I miss? Your legs. Could you send me a photo of them? Or something like, no, that's too much. No, that's too much. Yeah, yeah. I reckon, hey, babe. Hey, babe.

How's your day going? Just wanted to, hey, I bet you're totally all over this. Yeah. But if you are going outside, maybe best to throw on a pair of pants. Maybe, yeah, yeah. You know, just, I'm sure you've done it. Cold out there.

I'd put on a pair of pants. Or two, just to be safe. Just in case. Bless. Snapchat me dim knees. Love you. Live your best life, babe. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

I made an order for something over the weekend that I have to wait five and a half weeks for. So frustrating. Which? Reminds me of COVID. Lots of buildups, eh? Like it'd want to be worth the hype If you're waiting that long

Well you've got to really want it too It gives you that cooling off period You know how sometimes you buy something And then a couple of weeks later You're like I didn't even really want this You're like I wonder if I can cancel it You could decide you don't even want this thing Before you even get it

I feel like all furniture Has a way too long away period Yeah We just waited seven weeks for an Ottoman I waited 18 months for my couch That's right that was covered. And then didn't they deliver the wrong couch or something? No, they delivered the couch and it was damaged.

That's right. So then I had to wait longer. It was a nightmare. None of this, like I'm not talking about furniture with the thing that I'm going to have to wait five. I've just done the math on it. It's over five weeks. Right. Okay.

What would you think is the thing that I've ordered? With you. Yeah. It'll be some weird shoe or. No, it's way more exciting than a show. Is it? Okay. way more exciting

and I would say that everyone in this room will be excited about this purchase Can we, can you, unless we've got any bold guesses out the gate Can we have a category? I feel like the category Gives it away.

Well it doesn't give it away. It's food. Oh. It's in the food category. Five and a half weeks for food? Five and a half weeks I will be waiting for this item. Is it a

coming from overseas? No. What the hell? It's so popular. This thing is so popular that I've ordered in the food category that there's a five and a half week wait. What is the hot food item at the moment? Well, Bree's hot food item is always cheese, so I just assume big old wheel of cheese. I've looked into that recently for my wedding cake.

Was it a parmesan? They're so expensive. They're like two and a half grand. I'm like, what? What? I'm not paying that for my wedding cake. Wow. What's that place?

Plus you'll have to get a vegan wheel for Ella. Yeah, you definitely need to do that. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What's the place in Queenstown? Fergburger. Fergburger. Is it a burger from a...

No one's waiting five and a half weeks for a furg burger to get delivered. The line is long, Clint. People will wait 10 minutes, but maybe not five and a half weeks. Have you guys heard of the piece of chocolate cake that is doing the rounds on the internet called the Baby Bruce. cake slice. No. Okay. That looks yum. This cake is inspired

by the Bruce Bogtrotter chocolate cake masterpiece from Matilda. The movie. And this cake is so popular that there's a five-week wait to order it. That's crazy. So they deliver a piece of the cake to your house? You can have it delivered to your house.

I've opted not because that was more expensive and it was already very expensive for a piece of chocolate cake. Just a piece or the full cake? No, it's just a piece. So it's a 12 layer cake. 12 layers. Okay.

And so in five weeks, I will go to the shop and I will pick up my piece of cake that I've waited five weeks for. It is crazy that the lead time for a piece of cake. Isn't that? It's five weeks. Yes, producer Ella. How much was it? Okay.

That's a great question. I want to know. How much do we think? I don't know. I was happy enjoying the romance for a little bit because you really squash the romance with the price. You do. How much is it?

One piece. It is, from what I've seen. It can't be crazy expensive. Otherwise, it wouldn't be millions of people trying to buy it, you know? But if it's as good as it can possibly be, then it's worth the money, right? Would it?

Would it be five and a half weeks wait if it was a $50 piece of cake? It's a very hefty. From what I've seen online of people's reviews, and I've seen people with it in videos, it is a solid piece of cake. Like it is not small. Okay. Twelve, I'd pay for that.

Twelve, I'd pay 20. The 12-layer baby Bruce cake. $35. $35. The piece of cake. Which I've already paid for it because I've pre-ordered it. $36.50. Thank you very much.

It's within the margin. I mean, it's a little bit over the top. You've had a special occasion. it's like it's this thing you know it's not like you it's a special piece of cake I'm just trying to help you justify a $35 piece of cake that's crazy it is crazy it's something to look forward to it's a little bit of joy in your life I'm never going to remember the $36 50 that I saved but I will remember the 12 layer chocolate cake and to be fair that's one box of pals and you're not really drinking at the moment so yeah

that is Franklin what's the slickest move that you've ever witnessed whether it was a move that someone you were on a date with pulled and pulled off or something you witnessed, like a move you witnessed being pulled off someone else was having on a date, you know? You were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that person is getting some tonight. That was smooth. I saw this video. I'm not in the business of slick moves. Okay, can I just go out and say that?

As a married man, my wife is not interested in slick moves. It's not interested in any moves, actually. She's like, save the moves, mate. So I'm not sure my move meter is perfectly tuned these days. Okay. But I feel like, I feel like the move, the slick move that this lady's described,

pretty good. Okay. I think it's just the right amount. Out of ten, what are you giving this slick move out of ten? In the world of Clint Roberts. Look, it's not a... If someone did this on you?

It's not a total game changer. If someone did this move on you? I wouldn't want this move done on me. Oh. Okay. Why not? call me heteronormative, but I feel like this is a good move for the fellas to pull on the ladies. Okay.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I feel. Okay. I'm going to play the slick move. You tell me if you agree this is a slick move. My guy friend just told me his move when he goes on dates.

He calls the restaurants before and puts his card down so that when the meal is done, they can just be like, all right. It's all taken care of. Let's go. This is my move. Oh, is it? But I don't do that exactly. But this is, I mean, and that's why I said, I was like, I feel like my move's like a pretty universal move.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any day, back in the day that I would go on. Yeah. My move would be, and it can be at any point during the meal. Yes. But I would have my phone in my pocket and I go, oh, I'm just going to the restroom. Yeah. And I would bypass, pay for the meal and come back and sit down.

So as we're leaving, it's not awkward. I'll pay. No, I'll pay. I just want to be like, I've taken care of it. Yeah. Yeah, that's slick. That's like, not as slick as having it prearranged though, so you can just get up and go.

Yeah, I don't want to put my credit card on file anywhere. It's a restaurant. That's what they're there for. They're going to have your credit card anyway. Whether you put it down at the start. I mean, I feel like it's the same thing. No, no, this is slicker. Okay.

Okay, all right, calm down. What are you got, what are you, this guy's like, hype man or something? Claudia, you're on the market. Oh, yeah, I guess. Have someone pulled this move on you? you'd be pretty blown away, wouldn't you? I would be, but I would be like,

are you lying to me and saying you've pre-puted your card down and we're actually walking out and doing a runner? You would be, yeah, you'd be a stickler, you'd be like, no, no, no, I need to know that we've paid. I just need to go check with the staff. I didn't know you could do that, to be honest. I think it depends on the restaurant. You don't think you can do it at every restaurant.

Oh, I'm not going to those kinds of restaurant. Like, if you call Nandoz, and you're like, hey, I'm coming in for a day to me. You take my credit card. Yeah, I want to put my credit card down. Nando, if I know Nandoes, they would happily accommodate. Do you know Nandoes? I know Nandoes pretty well.

Do you? I reckon, let's call Nandoes. I'm going to call Nandoes. And try and put your credit card down. And try and put my card down. I'm going to explain to them a situation. Yeah, okay. I'm bringing a dated.

Yeah, we'll do that. I'll bring you dated. Yeah. And I would like to have my card on file. Yeah. So you can pay for the meal. Yeah. And you'll say, but I need to put a strict limit on it.

Yeah. $50. No drinks No alcoholic beverages I want to know if anyone out there Has had a slick move pulled on them That you appreciate Okay

A move that you go Actually that was pretty slick That move there That's good What was your move back in the day When you were out on the dating scene My move? No I was largely moveless

That's why I'm so appreciative of these moves When I hear about them Damn, that would have been a good move. You didn't have any moves? Not a single move. I'm trying to think. No, I don't think so. Or you've forgotten.

This is the thing. I've been so long since I've been in the moves game. Yeah. That I don't even know. What was like your pickup line that you would use on people? Did you have anything that you would say? No, I'm not falling for this. No, I don't want to know.

No, I'm not falling for this. You're just trying to get a bad video out of me where I say some awful line. Did you, though? And then you all go, oh my God. He's so yuck. Did you have anything that you said to people? No, I just... I, no, I, he told me once, and this is the thing.

Here we go. He told me what his pickup line was. You know what he would do? He would find a lady that he found attractive at the bar. He would walk over to them. And so this was back in the day when he was, you know, hip and cool and he was working on the edge. Excuse me.

And he would walk up to the woman and he'd go, pardon me, but aren't I Clint Roberts from the edge? It's a good move. We'll work too. ZDN's Brian Clint. Come for a birthday banger. Bring a clen. All I want from my birthday banger,

what is your birthday banger you might ask? Well, it's the number one song when you turn 16. That is your birthday banger. That's what we figure out here and we'll play our favourite. Paisley is going to do their grandma's birthday banger. Hi, Paisley. Hi, Paisley. Hi.

We don't often get people doing grandma's birthday banger. That's a bit of fun. Yeah, that is a bit of fun. Do you know grandma's birthday, Paisley? The 28th of August, 1961. Oh, it's coming up very soon in the next four days. Your grandma was 16 in 1977, and here's her birthday banger. What a banger.

Paisley. You might. not know this song, but it's a really good one. I do know it. You know it? Yeah. It's by an artist called Rick Springfield. It's a great song.

I'm really hoping to win so I can pay for dinner. Well, there's no money you're attached to a birthday banger, unfortunately. It's just the glory of getting your song selected, but you're in the running. Justin's going to pay a play. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hey, how's your day been, Justin? Slow but good.

Well, we're at nearly at the end, Justin. What is your birthday? Also, long-time listener, first-time caller. Way. Great to be on board. I'm excited to do this one then. What is your birthday? World Star Wars Day, 4th of May, 1994.

And also with you. You were 16, Justin, in 2010. And we've done the calculations. This is your birthday, ban. I'm going to see that it's a birthday, I like that one. Pretty good. Can't be Jessie's girl, though.

I do like that one. Yeah, same. It's hard to beat. This is a banger from B-O-B though, too. And Haley Williams. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Larnie. Hey, Larnie.

Hi, Larnie. Hey, how's it going? Good. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Just ending, so. Well, fantastic. Let's get you there.

What is your birthday? The 28th of January, 1996. All right. That means you were 16. in 2012, Larnie. And back in 2012, this top the charts. Ah, banger.

Yeah, that's really good. Huge. Maybe one of the biggest songs of 2012. See it was on everything. Flowrider was on everything. David Ghetto was on everything. It was a time to be alive, 2012.

You like it, Larnie? Yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's got a really good vibe. I think I'm going to vote for that this afternoon. I'm voting Jesse's girl, Rick Springfield. No doubt about it. All right.

We're going to a split vote. Claudia. Claudia, you have the decision. I sure do. I'll buy you drink at Friday pub lunch if you vote Jesse's girl. I feel like you promised me that a lot. I don't know how many times you've delivered. When have I ever promised?

True. Maybe you just tease with it. No, I think you always lose. Well, just for that. And you know I have a relationship with FloRider. You know that. Yeah, that's right. Boring, guys.

Bored for Floor rider. Borg out. Lani, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, perfect. It's the best kind of Monday. I'll say. Not according to Bree, though.

Wrong decision, guys. She's taking her headphones off in protest. No, I'm leaving early for the day. From 2012, it's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Breed and Clint podcast. Flowrider and see ya. It's Wild On ZM. It's a birthday banger from 2012 for Lani.

You know what? I regret saying that just, Jesse's girl would have been better than wild ones. You guys were right. You guys were right. That was the right decision to play wild ones over Jesse's girl. Said no one ever. No one ever said that apart from you and Claudia.

Okay, it's out of my system now. Is that? Just as a matter of interest. Feel like it. Text us on 9-6-96. Was anyone on my side? Would you have chosen Jesse's girl? This banger right here

Over wild ones You say you're over it But I'm over it, over it, I'm over it I feel like this is one of those pimples That you pop them and then another pimple comes Straight up underneath that You're talking about more angry Ludicrous

A lot of support of a text machine I must say It makes me feel better Validation tastes sweet But you're over it Nah, I'll never get over it The ZDM Podcast Network. Is it okay to sell a gift that you've received that you don't want anymore? Someone in this team came to us today and said,

guys, I've done this. Is it okay? Am I okay? Is the thing I've done okay? And that person was producer Claudia. Hey. Claudia has spent the weekend moving house. She's spent the last month downsizing.

And I imagine in that process it churns up a lot of crap. Oh, so much stuff that I haven't seen in years. Yeah. And honestly forgot that I owned. Yep. One thing that you said, because you've been selling a lot on Marketplace, you said over the weekend you sold a gift. Yeah.

Are you willing to tell us what that gift was and who it was from and was it from any of us? It was not from any of you. I'll say that up front. Okay. Because I did give you that candle that time. And then I saw it on someone else's Instagram story that same evening. That's right. Yeah, I didn't sell her, I just re-gifted it.

Yeah, to be really nice. It's like a skip pass. I went from my hands, quickly through Claudia's to another person. And then took the credit for it. I got you this candle. That's terrible. I forgot I did that. I will say there's three things that I have sold that were gifts,

and one more that I'm holding on to that I'm not sure about. You am grateful? She needs to downside. She's moved hands. Okay, all right. Tell us what you've sold. Two that I'm sure about were okay to sell were from an ex. So I sold the same decorative.

Oh, no. Fill your boots. Yeah, I'd have teacup and this like retro jersey, which I could have given to Clint, but instead I sold for $60. Nice. Yeah. What sort of jersey was it?

It was one of those Steinlager, teal and orange ones. I think you've got one of those anyway. Okay. You wouldn't have wanted it, it's okay. I also sold a, like, it was a really nice Disneyland big mug thing that my friend gave me like 15 years ago

that I haven't used or wanted in the first place. So I sold that. Yeah. We're not friends anymore. so it's okay. Oh, that's okay, yeah. But the last thing that I have is a set of books. They're the screenplays for the Fantastic Beasts, like Harry Potter series.

Oh, right. And they're like hardcover. They've gold on the covers and everything. I've just looked one of them up and the version I have is a $57 book. Whoa. That seems like quite a specific gift from someone who, it seems like, has put some thought into a gift for you. Yeah. Have you read them?

No. But I'm not going to read the screenplay. It's more decorative, but they were a gift from my brother. Sell it. Well, I'm obviously still known and love. Sell it. Sell it. Can I?

Yep. Oh, wait, you haven't sold this one yet. I haven't sold it yet. This is the one she's on the fence about. I say sell it. It just feels weird because like if you're never going to read them. No. And it's just taking up space.

Am I okay to profit from it? Yes. Is that bad juju and making money out of it? No, I don't think so because it was a gift that he gave to you. So it wasn't like, it was someone else's gift that you've then sold and taken the money. Like, it's your gift. It's your thing.

So if I'm not using it, it's okay. Yeah, I think it's fine. Is he ever going to come around to your house? Say hypothetically he comes around and he goes, oh, where's the Fantastic Beast screenplays? Definitely not. It's never going to happen? He probably has forgotten he gave it to it.

Amy's text in and said 100% sell it, guys. Trade Me has an entire section for unwanted gifts after Christmas. Oh, true. If it's no use to the person I give it to, they can sell it. Yep. Get rid of it. Can I sell that TV you got me? No, what?

I'm joking. I haven't done that. I'm just joking. Probably. Actually, what I care, that's a good point. On principle, I'm like, no. The only gift, I think, all types of gifts you can't sell are things that are sentimental. Like maybe someone got you a piece of jewelry and there's an engraving on it.

But what do you do if you don't like that person anymore? Oh, well, then you can sell it. Doesn't matter. Then you hit cashies, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. God, the number of jewelry that cash converters must. get with loving messages engraved on it. But be out the gate.

I reckon they've got a guy whose job it is just to buff sentimental messages off the jewels before they on sell them. People are not super against you selling it, by the way. In fact, someone's offered you $200 for the whole set, Claudia. Okay. Would you take it? Yes, I don't think it's worth that much,

so I don't want to rip you off, but yeah. Man, you're terrible at bargaining, eh? They know where I work. They know where I work. $225 if Brie and Clint sign it. Oh, that's great. Let's do that. Their business has no idea how value works.

It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. This is the password where we give you the clues. You tell us the password. We've been pretty good at the password recently. Not too bad. John T's here to play. Hi, John T. Hi, John T.

How's it going, guys? We are well. You and I are going to work together to guess your password. Okay, Johnty? Yeah, let's do this, mate. Okay, cool. And that means Lisa, you and I are going to work together, okay? Yep, we got it.

We got it. We got it. Claudia, we're playing for chemist warehouse price packs. Claudia, please may we see our passwords? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got mine. Breeze.

That's not fair. Oh, no. No, that's fair. Okay, yeah, good. Sleep? Oh, I don't know what I'm going to say here. John T. Yep.

My first one word clue for you for your password is pad? Pad? Pad? Pad? Pad? I can think of a woman sanitary item. No, woman sanitary item is not the password. That's okay.

We'll keep going. Okay. All right, Lisa. What do you think of when I say, Beef. Cow? Get in, Lisa. You did it.

Yeah, you did it. That's how we go, Lisa. That's how we go. You had so many options. You could have gone bovine. Cattle? Cattle. Yeah.

Herd. Portia said I wasn't allowed to move. And I do a great cow impression. Good news, Liz. You've won cash today. It's 50 bucks cash money. Oh, yes. Thank you.

No worries. Bree, can I just say that me and my mom love your book? Oh, thank you, Lisa. I'm so even more glad now that we won you the 50 bucks cash. Thank you so much, guys. Wait on a second. We've got requesting in a while. I appreciate you very much, Lisa.

Thanks for calling through. John T. No worries, thanks, guys. Yeah, mate. Did you want to have one more stab at your pass-wreck? Yeah, give him one more go. Yeah, right, let's go. All right, I'll let you down.

So, no, you haven't let me down, mate. You can't let me down a little bit. I said pad. You said woman's sanitary item. I'll say pad again. And this time I'll say key. Pad and key. Oh, I'm looking like a fool here, man.

I have no idea. It was tampon. No, I'm joking. It was locked. It was locked. It was lock. Pad lock. Lock and key.

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