ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th February 2023

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the show. It's a Friday with Bree and Clint. Oh, I thought it was Thursday. It's Friday. It's Friday. Shit, you scared me for a second. No, you're right. I'm wrong, but I got excited because I thought it was Thursday. Oh my God, I thought I was going to have to do this for a second. No, you're right. I'm wrong, but I got excited because I thought it was Thursday. I thought I was going to have to do this for another day. It's not that bad, is it?

I'm going to Electric Avenue this weekend in Christchurch. I'm so fizzed up and ready to go. I'm going to Mardi Gras in Sydney. The gay one? The gay one. Woohoo. The big gay one. Not the Owekuni one? No. I said that to someone today. I was like, oh, Bree's off to Mardi Gras this weekend.

And they went, oh, Owekuni, how good. They're like, that's not on this weekend in Owekuni. Who's the headline performer? They've had Kylie Minogue at Mardi Gras before. Yeah, she's back again. Is she? The Sugar Babes. Get out.

Kelly Rowland. Yeah. Charli XCX. Okay. And I need to look it up. Harry will make an appearance. Kelly Rowland. Yeah. Charlie XCX. Okay. And I need to look it up. Harry will make an appearance. Yeah, probably. Surely Harry makes an appearance.

He'd be keen. Yeah. There was rumours that the headliner was going to be Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah. But I don't think they booked her. Oh, well. Great weekend ahead, hopefully. And hopefully this rain stays away.

This horrible rain that will not give up on certain parts of the country, particularly the East Coast. We'll bring you any updates that we get throughout the show on that today. High chance we give away another $1,000 today with the Two Degrees group chat game. It's the last one. So if you've got three mates that will answer the phone, make sure you're listening to us at 4 o'clock and you can play that game with us today. Yeah, that's such a fun one.

Also, Friday Okie is back. You can hear that just after 5. And we're doing Mr Brightside. The killer is Mr Brightside, yeah. I mean, it's a classic. Usually sing this drunk, don't we? Yeah, mine sounds like I was drunk. That's at five.

Right now, though, tradie versus lady. If you want to play and score yourself 50 bucks, thanks to KFC, and put your team in front. It's 14 all. We had a tradie and a lady, and we need them now on 0800 DIAL ZM. ZM's Breeinclint. Breeinclint. Tradie versus lady.

We are all tied up at this point in the year with this competition. 14 wins to the tradies and 14 to the ladies. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling in from Hamilton. She's 23 and she is a teacher. Welcome to the show, Jamie. G'day, Jamie. As a teacher, what would you say is your worst subject?

Oh, writing. Writing, what would you say is your worst subject? Oh, writing. Writing, so English? Yeah. Are you a primary school teacher? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They just call it writing there. Oh, do they?

Yeah. We literally learn how to do the numbers. Do the numbers. You got your pen licence, Jamie? No, I actually haven't. You haven't got your pen licence? Neither. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.

They are calling from Invercargill. They're 21 years old, and they have two lambs called Bacon and Pancake. Welcome to the show, Kaysen. G'day, Kaysen. Are you still bottle feeding the lambs? No, they're a bit bigger now. Okay, fair enough. Do their tails wiggle when they're eating?

Oh, they're wiggling so much. It's crazy. They're so cute. Kacen's like, I'm going to dock those stupid tails off. That's what you do, isn't it? Well, it's so they don't get sick. Yeah, you can if you want, but I'm not that mean. Yeah, good man.

Okay, Kacen, your buzzer's tradie. Jamie, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. How many oceans are there on Earth? Trady.

Yes, Kaysen. Seven. Continents. Yeah. Seven. Seven continents. How many oceans, Jamie? Have a stab.

Six. Oh, so close. There's five. Very close. Unlucky, guys. Question number two. Argu close. There's five. Very close. Unlucky, guys. Question number two. Arguably, there's one. Yeah, kind of.

Arguably, there's just one. One big one. Yeah. Question number two. No points there. The 2023 Super Rugby competition kicks off tonight. Which team won the 2020? Lady.

Yes, Jamie. Chiefs Crusaders. Nice. No, that wasn't the Yes, Jamie. Chiefs Crusaders. Nice. No, that wasn't the question. She said Chiefs Crusaders. That's who's playing tonight. I misheard her. I thought she just said...

No, the full question is who won the 2022 season? You want to have a stab, Kaysen? Yeah, I'll say the Blues. They came second. We were looking for the Crusaders. No points there again. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.

Mr. 305. Yes, Kaysen. Kaysen. Pitbull. Pitbull is right. Coolo. Nice work, Kaysen. That's one to the tradies.

Question number four. Thank you. What does the acronym GST stand for? Tradie. Yes, Kaysen. Good Service CME. You're so close. Jamie.

Is it Good Services T? Yeah. We'll accept that. It is. Good Services T. Jamie? Is it goods and services test? Yeah. We'll accept that. It is. Okay. Goods and services test. We are one apiece and we're down to the fifth question.

This is for the win. Okay, guys? Question number five. Which of the following does not grow on a tree? An avocado, eggplant, olive. Lady? Jamie? Jamie, olive. Lady. Jamie. Jamie, just. Eggplant.

That's correct. Well done. She's got it. She's a lady. That was very close, guys. Why is my buttons not working? She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Jamie, $50 coming your way, my friend. Nice game. Cool, thank you. All good. Very close game. Five oceans, eh? Is that wrong? No, I'm just wondering.

Can you name them? Pacific? Yeah. Indian? Yeah. South Pacific? West Pacific? Can you be more Pacific? Yeah. Indian? Yeah. South Pacific? West Pacific? Can you be more Pacific?

More specific? ZM's Brain Clench. Is your mum a bit of a badass? Is your mum a baddie? Is your mum a bad, bad girl? Okay, you took it too far. Is she ba-ba-ba-ba-bad? Okay, that one's okay.

Just don't call my mum a bad, bad girl. You called her a baddie. Yeah, baddie. Yeah. Okay, call my mum right now and say, Mumma Di, you're a bad, bad girl. No, she'll like that too much. I've met your mum.

We know how popular tattoos are at the moment. Did you know that one in four people in the UK in 2023 has a tattoo? One in four? That's a crazy amount. 25% of people have tattoos. They are super popular over in the UK. Yeah. Even more so, I think.

Sleeves? So popular. Every guy, every 20-something guy in the UK, sleeve. But, like, look at Love Island. They all got tats. Nah, not this season. Yeah, heaps of them do. Do they?

I can't think of a single one that has a tattoo. What's the guy's name that's with Tanya? Shaq. Oh, yeah, Shaq's got tattoos. He's got heaps of tattoos. Martin, the guy that came back from Casa Amor and then got dumped. Paul Martin. Paul Martin. Paul Martin.

Well, here's a new trend in tattoos, and this might be enough to put you off getting one, actually, if you're thinking about getting one. There's currently a boom in oldies getting tattoos. And by oldies, I mean those who are middle-aged. So what's middle-aged? Don't get mad at me for saying this. What is classified as middle-aged? Don't get mad at me for saying this. What is classified as middle-aged?

Don't get angry at these numbers because these are from Google. I know that it obviously doesn't include your age or else you wouldn't be saying it out loud. No, I wouldn't be laughing about it if it included my age. You are middle-aged if you are between the age of 40 and 60. Oh, that's a big category. That's very vast. So your first 40 years are young.

And then? And then that's the middle. That suggests that you've got another 40 years after the 60, so then you go through to 100. Anyway, boom time for those 40 to 60 whose skin's not too saggy to get a tattoo, I guess you'd say. Someone who is 40, that's not old.

That's what I'm saying. It's not too saggy. It's not too saggy. That's what I said. You be careful. You be careful. You be careful. You're interpreting what I say differently to how it's intended. Okay. Okay? You be careful. Don't say saggy.

Don't say... Don't say saggy around my arms. Okay? Stop looking at them. Don't look at it. What age are your arms? I'm going to say... I mean, that's a solid 29-year-old arm, I reckon.

That's exactly what I was going to say. Younger, actually. It's hard to pinpoint why it's boom time for tattoos for middle-aged people. Like, people aren't quite sure. But there's one theory that older clients, so people in middle age, are more likely to have higher disposable income. Yeah. And in a global financial crisis, a cost-of-l living crisis that we're in at the moment,

they have the money left to spend on non-essentials like tattoos. Tattoos. You know? You know, this was back in my early 20s. I was dating this guy and he had a really young mum. And when I say young mum, like I think she had him when she was 18. So she was like a young, cool mum. God, high school would have been hell for him him when she was 18 so she was like a young cool mum um but god high school would have been hell for him and she's she was hot too oh man she was a hot mum yeah so i'm

pretty sure she was like in her late 30s when we were dating yeah anyway years later probably like five or six years later so she was in her 40s she went through a divorce and straight after the divorce she got an arm sleeve from the shoulder all the way down to the wrist. Fantastic. I was like whoa! It was her first tattoo. She had no other tattoos and one day she turns up full arm sleeve.

Full sleeve. Damn, mum! That's what we want to know this afternoon. Did your mum or dad get a tattoo and what did they get it of? How old were they? Was it just a bit out of their wheelhouse You're like I did not expect that from mum or dad

To come through At this stage of life Because it's boom time If you're middle aged It's time to go and get a tattoo So who's done it Who's mum and dad went and got inked It's a big lower back tattoo on dad

Yep So when he rides his Harley And he bends down, big skull and crossbones. When he goes into race mode. Right there. Pokes out, bubbles and leather pants.

Oh, at andrewdiles.com or text us on 9696. ZM's Brinkley. We want to know, is your mum bad to the bone? Or dad, but I'd be less surprised if dad got a tattoo.

Why? Because dad's more inclined to have a midlife crisis than mums. You reckon? Don't you? You never see a mum riding around on a brand new motorbike. What's the equivalent of a mum? Like dads buy the motorbike. Or the convertible.

Or the convertible. What do the mums get? That's a great question. What's the thing? What do the mums get? That's a great question. What's the thing? What is the thing? Text us on 9696 if you feel like... Did your mum have a midlife crisis and what did she buy? What was the thing she bought?

That's such a good phone topic. What did your parents buy for their midlife crisis? We should ask them. Right now though, we want to know, did your mum or dad get a tattoo? It is booming, the tattoo industry, with people in their 40s to 60s at the moment. And we want to know, did your mum or dad get a tattoo? It is booming the tattoo industry with people in their 40s to 60s at the moment. And we want to know who got what? Do you want to hear the text?

There's so many texts coming through. Someone said the equivalent of a motorbike or a convertible for mums like in a midlife crisis. These are the texts. Boobs. New boobs. Botox. Someone else said a toy boy. Toy boy. And someone else said a divorce.

Boobs, Botox, boys and divorce. I like it. Yeah, that sounds like a good time. Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, how are we going? We're good. Who got the tattoo, Emma? It was my nan. Go nan! Nan got a tattoo.

How old? So she was 65 when she got her first tattoo, and she's had two more since then. What a ledge. What did she get? So she's got three doves on her shoulder, like on her upper arm, just below her shoulder. Beautiful.

Love it. And what are the other ones she got? Oh, yeah, just the three doves. That's the three. So it's three different types. Yeah, yeah are the other ones she got? That's the three, so it's three different times, yeah, yeah, yeah. Has she got the bug? People do get the bug, do you think she's going to get a serpent wrapped around a sword any time soon? Oh, I would love that, and she's badass enough to pull it

off, honestly. Okay, go Nan, thanks Emma, that's such a great story. Let's talk to Mickey, who's caught up on 0800 dial ZM, hi Mickey. Hi Mickey. Yeah Mickey, who's caught up on 0800DIALZM. Hi, Mickey. Hi, Mickey. Yeah, my mum's got a couple of tattoos as well. Does she? How old was she when she got her first one, Mickey? I think she was 38, 40-ish.

Okay, that's pretty young. And then how old was she for her most recent one? Did she get one later? Last week, she's 53. Oh, yeah? Nice., did she get one later? Last week, she's 53. Nice. What did she get? She's, well, it's halfway there. She got the second half of, well, you know,

the third part of her sleeve done on her arm. She's getting a full sleeve. She's got a sleeve. Yeah, full sleeve. Have you got any tattoos? No, no, I don't. Has it influenced you or has it done the opposite? You know when parents do something and it makes you think that it's less cool?

Has it had that effect on you? Oh, I've debated it, but not my thing, so. Yeah, fair enough. It's mum's thing. She's got a full tattoo. I want someone to call up and say that Nan has got her first tattoo and she's 70 or 80 and it's a teardrop or a face tattoo.

I can possibly do that for you. Sianae's on the phone and her Nan got her first tattoo at the age of 17. Here we go, Sianae. Hi, Sianae. Hello. What are we talking? What kind of ink did Nan get? So, Nan actually talked me and my mum into getting matching tattoos.

Okay, all three of you? Yeah, all three of us. It was all about first time getting a tattoo. I would have been like 17. Nana was in her 70s. We all got a clover because we're Irish. Oh, nice. And since then she's gone back and got a few more.

That is the opposite of the influence. That's the opposite of the influence you expect a grandmother to have on a 17-year-old girl, eh? Oh, you know, Nana's wild. Nana's a good time. Nana sounds awesome. I want your Nana. Yeah, she's great. Thanks, Sharnay. We appreciate it. Couple more texts on what does

a mum's midlife crisis purchase look like? Someone said they go to festivals or they get a new kitchen. My favourite one that's come through on what mums get for a midlife crisis. Someone said menopause. Oh. God, we always get the, the dads get the bloody motorbike

and we get menopause. It's not funny though, is it? It's serious. It's serious because it's true. It's true and it's serious. It's not funny though, is it? Brain clean. ZDM's Brain Clean.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Lorde's playing Electric Avenue in Christchurch tomorrow. Her solar power tour is finally up and running here in New Zealand. I'm so excited. I'm going to see her in Auckland. Not this weekend, next weekend. She's just donated over $100,000 to Antarctica and climate research.

This Antarctica trip she did really changed her life, eh? It really changed her life. She's donated $120,000 towards the new Ella Yelich O'Connor Antarctica Doctoral Scholarship, which supports research aimed at advancing understanding and promotes protection of Antarctica and the Southern Ocean. I do love a good, short, catchy name of a foundation. Yes, you're right. The trip to Antarctica changed her life.

Literally, it inspired parts of solar power. She released a book about it, about Antarctica, and now she's making this donation. She has said, though, that she kind of regrets the trip to Antarctica. Why? She said she doesn't want to be seen to be promoting Antarctic tourism. She's kind of the opposite of what needs to happen. In her words, she said, I probably shouldn't have gone. It was naughty of me to use my pop star resources

and burn all that jet fuel to get down there. But I would flip that and say, yeah. But the amount of work she's doing now because of that trip. The awareness she has raised and the work that her money will do for down there, it's offset. I feel like it's offset. Yeah. Totally. Maybe that's why she's like, oh, I better donate some money.

It's a big carbon credit. ZM's Brinkland. That was a moment in time, wasn't it? Wasn't it? It's a Friday jam on ZM. Hey, I'm asking the simple question this afternoon. Oh, do you have that BG song? Or should we just sing it?

Yeah, we'll have to sing it. You kick it off and then I'll come in with some harmonies. You're not going to. No, I will. I will. I will. Okay. How old is your mattress?

How old is it? We really need to know. Not bad. Not bad, eh? Not bad. That's pretty. It's something that I feel like not many people talk about all that often. No one asks.

You spend half your life in. A third. Give or take. Depends how long you sleep in. A mattress expert by the name of Levin Hall has talked about how often you should be replacing your mattress. Yeah. And it depends.

It depends on what type of mattress you have. Right. I thought it was a hard and fast rule. I knew a number. I know a number. What do you think? 10 years. A mattress is meant to last you 10 years.

Every 10 years. Yeah. So here's- By that stage, it's so full of skin and body oil. Oh, you were going to say something else. No, I was not. You started saying it. Lucky mattress, if it is. You started saying it. Lucky mattress, if it is.

You started saying it. Lucky mattress? No, no. Well, lucky you, I guess. No, no. Well, moving swiftly along. Anyway, 10 years. I thought you meant to change it every 10 years for hygiene

and for the fact that your back needs a new one. Yeah. So he has come out and said it depends on the type of mattress you have. Yeah. But ballpark, he recommends that you change it every six to eight. Oh, okay. That's almost half as long as I was expecting. Depending on what type of mattress.

So let's get into the nitty gritty. So one of the most popular mattresses is obviously the spring mattress, the inner spring. Yeah. It's probably the most popular because it's the cheapest usually. And it's been around forever. Long time. He said if you have an inner spring mattress,

then you should be changing it every five to seven. Really? Every five to seven years. Nothing gets shittier than an old inner spring mattress. And then it sounds like. And then you roll in the middle together. Wong, Wong, Wong. Yeah, yeah.

And you feel a little spring digging into your back. Yeah. Yeah, not ideal. That's why I think you have to change it more often. And then he said when it comes to memory foam mattresses, I've had a gel mattress before. Have you? Yeah.

Good? I think so. It was weird. What's the deal with a memory foam or a gel? How often? He said a memory foam, they last a bit longer, up to 10 years. Okay. Depending.

And what's the lifespan on a waterbed? He said zero years because you should not be ever sleeping on a waterbed. Well, that's wrong. Because I bought my waterbed secondhand and it was obviously at least 20 years old when I got it. Yeah, secondhand waterbeds are fine. You just wipe them down, don't you? If any bed is fine secondhand, it's a waterbed. Yeah, it's true.

Change the water though. Yeah, maybe fresh water is a good idea. Hose it out. You know, more support when you put fresh water in. And the last one was the hybrid mattresses. So like fusion of inner spring and memory foam. Yeah.

He says can last up to 10 years as well. But then you've got latex mattresses. Have you ever heard of them? No. A latex mattress can last up to 25 years. Really? They'll be expensive as balls though. They'll be so expensive.

Yeah, they would be. But I mean you invest and then you don't have to change it as often. We're about to ask you how old your mattress is. Someone's already texted us and said, my mattress is 20 years old in August. I like that they know when their mattress' birthday is. Do you have a birthday party for your

mattress? It gives me the worst backache every night. Yeah. Get a new one. It's 20 years old. I know they're expensive and I know things are tough, but you deserve a mattress. A mattress is something I believe you really need to invest money in. Like you spend so much time on it. 20 years.

Yeah. I swear my mattress needs to be changed at the moment. Mattress is almost as old as Ella. Yeah. It's nearly. It's close. Yeah. Wow, that's impressive. Yeah. It's nearly. It's close. Yeah. Wow, that's impressive.

Yeah. That's two years. So that's a great question then, Ella. Do you have any memory of your mum changing her mattress in your lifetime? Yes, I do. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when they treat themselves.

I remember when my parents did. Yeah. They were like, we're getting this one and you can have the old one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I would rather sleep on the floor It's fine to put a kid on an old mattress though because they weigh less Yeah and then I just remember thinking as a kid I was like wow so I'm going to be sleeping on the mattress I was conceived of

Yeah exactly right That's not okay It's like the circle of life It is so yuck I don't know if this is worse I got my mattress, it's a king single off my dead great auntie yeah that's what i'm rocking at the moment did she pass away in the bed no oh my gosh i hope we talked to someone once oh who got the beard grandma died on oh so yeah that's that's a

bit rough no but if it's a good but okay so here's a conundrum for you. Grandma splurges on a new sleepy head, ultra cool, bloody, whatever it is. Top of the line. It's a $12,000 mattress. Top of the line. It's 12 grand.

She gets a super king and she gets sheets and everything for it. Mattress protector. It's kitted out. And then a couple of weeks later, unfortunately, grandma's dead. Is her bed fair game?

I mean, you just buy a new mattress protector. Phil and producer Petra's feeling really uncomfortable. Would you say yes or no, Petra? Yes or no. Yeah. Oh, it is. It's fine, isn't it? I think it's fine.

Saving money. She died in it, though. Well, she's obviously out by the time I sleep in it, right? Yeah, that's a part of the deal. What if I said no? Then I would think about it. Yeah, right. It has to be some nice Manchester.

We want to know how old your bed is. Really, we do. Yeah, how old is your mattress? We want to know. We're looking for the oldest mattress we can find and you still sleep in it. Yes, please. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

Branklin. ZM's Branklin. This conversation is incredible. This is going to be grim so just gear up for that, okay? We're talking about how old is your mattress. An expert has said, you know, depending on the type of mattresses, but if it's a normal inner spring, which most people have,

it's like every five, what did I say? Every five to seven. Five to seven for an inner sprung. And for a gel, like a memory foam, 10. Yeah. And then for like a- I feel like 10 is fair for all of them. It really depends, I think, on also how-

Where do old mattresses go? They're so big. Mattress heaven. Yeah, right. Well, how do you- To the big bed in the sky. Exactly. Yeah.

I just feel like it also depends on how much you've spent on the mattress, like the quality. Of course. You know? Of course. And good quality ones last longer. I know it's a privilege, but if your mattress makes you feel sore, you should get a new one. Yeah.

Your body deserves that. We're asking you how old is yours. Someone said, I got my mattress on the 4th of the 5th, 94. I only remember the date because it was the day before my birthday. Slept on it until October last year. That's a 30-year-old mattress. That's... Oh my God. Can you imagine the first night

on the new bed? They probably wouldn't have liked it. No. Because everybody's so used to the nooks and crannies of the old mattress. Literally just sleeping in the crevice. Debbie's called up. Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi. Tell us, Debbie, is it your mattress that's quite old? Sure is, yes. How old are we talking, Debbie. Hi. Tell us, Debbie, is it your mattress that's quite old? It sure is, yes.

How old are we talking, Debbie? It'll be coming up 26 years. 26 years. And is it comfortable? No. You don't sound old enough to have a 26-year-old mattress. Where did you get it from? Sleepmaker.

Oh, you got it new. You did get it new. I did get it brand new. I got it when I was pregnant with my firstborn. Oh, my God. So that's how you know how old it is. And he was 25. Is that why you won't get rid of it? Because it's your special firstborn mattress.

It's got a sentimental value. No, I just haven't got around to it. I bought one of those memory foam toppers. Oh, yeah. They'll give you an extra six months. They'll get you through. Yeah. How many kits, Debbie, have been made on that mattress?

Only two. Only two. Okay. Okay. All right, Debbie. Thank you. We've got to keep going because the numbers get astronomically worse. We're going to Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. How are you? Anonymous, I'm a bit nervous because you've left your name out of it. How old is your mattress? Well, it's not my mattress. It's an old lady's mattress that I sold her a couple of years ago.

Okay. So you replaced her old mattress, is that what you're saying? I did replace her old mattress. I don't know how much whoopee she did, but I would say she probably did quite a bit. How old? 41 years. 41 years on that mattress. How old do you reckon she was buying her new mattress?

So she came in with a daughter, and her daughter helped her buy a new single mattress to go into a retirement village. Oh, that's lovely. It's a nice thing to do for someone going into the next stage of life too. Bit of a downside. Anonymous will know. What happens to all the old mattresses? What do you do with their 41-year-old mattress?

They've got a mattress heaven, like you said. Yeah, mattress heaven. I thought we were being conned. Can you just imagine that old lady when she's slept on a mattress for 41 years, she gets onto that a mattress for 41 years she gets onto that new mattress for the first night

and she goes whoa this is amazing I don't know I reckon she'd be like I hate it I want to go back

to my ball of hay I reckon it would take a ball of hay it would take about a month for you to adjust someone said my old mattress

I got from a flatmate and he had it for 18 years and then I had it for five years and I just got a new bed and my flatmate asked for my old one. So that's a 23-year-old bed. It's a hand-me-down mattress. And she doesn't use a mattress protector. Oh.

Oh, no. Oh, no. We might have found our winner. We're looking for New Zealand's oldest mattress. Quinn's here. Hi, Quinn. Hi, Quinn. Kia ora, team. How are we?

Good, thank you. Tell us whose mattress is it first? Well, I actually work in retail and, yeah, I sell a lot of beads. And so, yeah, I get to hear some pretty funny numbers when people want to come and replace their beads. Are they funny? Are they funny? What's the worst you've dealt with?

The oldest mattress you've changed over, Quinn? So, yeah, old time. I wanted to go into retirement and go out with a nice mattress. And the one he was replacing was 56 years old. 50? Was it a mattress or was it a piece of paper? Because there would be nothing left of that thing. Yeah, it was probably like two

inches thick by the time we got rid of it, I'd say. But 56 years old. That mattress was purchased in 1967. There you go. That should be in a museum, not in a bedroom. I'm trying to think what mattress technology would have been like

in 1967 as well. Wow. Probably just some cheap foam. They didn't complain back then, eh? They really didn't complain. Not like us. You're like, ow, my bottom hurts. I'm going to get a mattress in a box that arrives at my door in 24 hours.

Yeah, right. Pretty much. Back in the day, they put down some newspaper and they're like, ah, sleep. Ah, beautiful. ZM's Brant Clint. I got a message last night about a raffle that's going down. This raffle has raised over $300,000 for the flood relief on the East Coast already and it hasn't even closed yet.

So we've got to talk about it. One of the men who's responsible for setting it up is Blair Knight and he joins us on the phone right now. Kia ora, Blair. G'day, Blair. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me. Must be a bloody good meat pack you're raffling off Blair.

Yeah, I think unofficially it'd have to be New Zealand's largest meat pack raffle I would imagine. Bree jokes, but I'm looking at some of the stuff in there. There is some meat. There is some meat in this raffle, isn't there, from the Neat Meat Company? Look, there really is. I mean, that's how we literally started. We've got a WhatsApp group with a bunch of mates in our local neighbourhood. And, yeah, we were sort of spitballing last Friday just amongst us. How do we help everyone down there and what can we do?

We've sort of seen the images and have a lot of friends and family down there. We just sort of felt we needed to do something. So, look, we thought, let's raise some cash. So one of our members on the chat room, Simon Erickson, he owns Neat Meat, and he said, look, I'll put up a meat pack. Let's have a raffle. So we thought, well, look, you know, if our 100 members all spent $100 each for a ticket, we could raise $10,000 and how fantastic would that be? We had all of a sudden one of our mates, Dave Larson from Rayglass,

he said, well, hang on, guys, I'll throw in, let's throw in an inflatable with an outboard as well. A boat? What? He said, I'll throw in a boat. And then Jace Paris from Vodafone, or 1NZ, he said, you know what, we've got a box of the Warriors for 32 people with food and drink. You can have that and the newest iPhone.

And from there, look, it really snowballed. $300,000 in there already. This is insane. And it's not even closing until Tuesday, this thing. Yeah, look, it's funny. Initially, we seeded it with sort of 30 grand from our WhatsApp group. But I thought when we went live, I thought people asked me, I said maybe 50, but I had sort of lofty sort of aspirational goals

of maybe 100. I was almost a bit embarrassed to say that. I reckon you're going to crack half a mil with this thing. That's why we want to talk about it and get the word out there. Tell me, Blair, why did you feel it was necessary to do something so big for this situation? What's the motivation? Well, look, you just, was necessary to do something so big for this situation? What's the motivation? Well, look, you just, I mean, we see the images and we see,

we chat to our friends down there who, you know, normally start people and they're doing it tough. They're out there digging every day. They're doing deliveries. You know, you see footage of families with four kids who no longer have a home and it's pretty grim. And so that's why we were focused on making sure that the money that we raised was going to the right places.

Well, we want to help as well, so I would like to officially offer up Brie Tomasell to come around to someone's house and cook a chicken parmigiana and a tiramisu for two, if that would go on the raffle site as well. Do you think that would bring in any money, Blair? That might hinder the raffle, Blair. I love that, Bree. I don't know what your cooking's like, but I'm sure you've got some good gags.

So we would appreciate that. And we've even had another, you know, even Dan Carter's just come on board. He's going to do a one-hour free cooking, cooking, kicking. He's going to do a one-hour cooking class. Now that I'd like to sign up for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it two hours and you can cook and then have a brie kick. I don't know.

But anyway, we're going to throw that out there as well. Cooking and kicking with Brie and Dan Carter. Hey, Blair. Blair, anything I can do to help out? I've just went on the website. It's awesome. People need to go there right now. Cyclonereliefraffle.co.nz.

I've just purchased my ticket. You guys are doing incredible work, and hopefully let's get it to half a mil. Promise it's going to a good cause, and they're all on the ground volunteers, and it's, yeah, look, 100% of those funds get to everyone on the ground. So thanks for your time. Good man.

That's Blair Knight. He's behind Cyclone Raffle. That's cyclonereliefraffle.co.nz. ZDM's Brian Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only

got one second. One second. 0800 DIAL ZM is the number. If you want to be a part of the game, you just need to know your music. We go head to head, guessing songs as quickly as we can. Whoever gets there first, whoever's team gets the three correct songs first, wins

the game and those 50 KFC chicken dollars. Our first contestant is joining us on the line now. Please welcome to the show it's Marie! Hi Marie! Hi Marie. Hello.

How are you with your song knowledge? Do you know the Zedian playlist pretty well? I do, but not when I'm panicking. Okay, maybe you should be on Team Brie. You and me both. Sorry. Okay, you want to go on Team Brie?

Yeah, for sure. You're in. That means it's you and me, Scott. Brie and Scott. Our names rhyme. You there, Scott? Yes. Yes, I am. All right, we're going to do this thing. Buzzers are your names. Bree and I are going to go first,

and then it's over to you two. Ella's going to run the game today. Claudia's away. Ella, what's our theme for the One Second Song Challenge? The theme is, it's actually, hang on, let me find it. I want Claudia back.

Okay, in honour of Maddie McLean being away, we are going to do his favourite thing, which is girl groups. Right, we're going to do girl groups to memorialise fill-in host Maddie McLean. He went three from three. Did he? He was very, very good. Was he?

Oh, I do love girl groups too, so I'm excited for this one. You and Brie and Clint going first, okay? Okay. Me versus you. First one, here we go. Brie. Brie. Want to be Spice Girls.

Nailed it. Yes, Brie, we're on the board. She cheated. That was too fast. One of my all-time favourite songs. Okay, Scott, I'm going to need you to be that fast for your round, okay? Okay, let's try. Okay, let's try.

All right, Marie, Scott, here we go. Who's this girl group? Anyone? Not the most iconic song. Marie, who's that? Little Mix. What's the name of the song? Oh, crap.

Yeah, that's hard. It's a colour. It's a colour. Black Magic. Hey! Legend. It's a colour Black magic That's 2-0 to Bree's team Scott, you're not a Little Mix Black Magic fan? Nah Come on, Scott

It's called Black Magic Alright, 3-0 I'm going to save it for us here I'm going to pull it back Yep, here we go Number 3, girl groups. Go. Oh, no, wrong one.

Wrong one. I just was buzzing into buzzing. You've buzzed in, so you're out. No. No, Clint. Clint. Whoa. Me.

Clint? Yeah. Just? Destiny's Child, Survivor. You got it. Yeah. He set the answer like a question. Survivor? He still got it, though. He said the answer like a question. Survivor? He still got it, though.

He did. He did. Okay. That's all right. Marie's going to smoke this last round. You can take this out, guys. It's over to my boy, Scott. You got this.

All right. Song number four. Marie, Scott, go. It's one of my all-time favourite songs. I know. I ain't worried about nothing. I ain't wearing nothing. Scott.

We did during lockdown. Oh, my God. How many in the harmony? Murray. Murray. Yes, Murray. Murray. Murray.

Oh, no. No, Marie. Marie. Oh, no, no, you've got me. They do have good harmonies. Yeah. All five of them. Oh, thank you. Fifth harmony. Yeah, and what's the name of the song, Marie?

What's the name of the song? If you were sitting on your laptop in your lounge in your pyjamas doing a Zoom call to your work, you would be where? Marie? Working. Where from? Working from home. Close enough. Let's see. Sorry, Scott. Marie's having a great time and it's making me so

happy. Marie, that's a stretch. You were the one that held up our team and you picked up the 50k of sea chicken dollars, my friend. Oh, thank you so much. All by yourself, too. Wow. Yeah. Don't tell

Claudia I let that slide. A win is a win. ZDM's Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-okey. I love Friday-okey. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday-okey. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey. This week, a special Symphony in the Domain edition of Friday-okey. Picked a song from the symphony playlist. And today we'll be doing The Killers' Mr Brightside. They do an incredible live orchestral electronic music version of this song

during the symphony set. Imagine how good it is and how much we're going to butcher it. They're also performing this at Electric Avenue tomorrow in Christchurch. Symphony's on the line-up for that too. Yeah, that line-up's awesome as well. Here's what you need to know. If you successfully get on here to vote for Friday Oki this afternoon,

one of our five voters, you will instantly win a double pass to symphony in the domain on the 1st of April featuring shapeshifter Dave Dobbins, Saatchi, Tiki Tane, Sneaky Sound System, Kimbra and more. That's right. So this is a big one. But you need to give your honest feedback and opinion. That's all we ask.

Yeah, that's all we ask. Easy. Let's get into it. I picked the track, so I'll go first. We've each spent 15 minutes with a professional. Let's see how good it is. Here's my killers. Did you have a few drinks before you recorded it?

No, we were just coming back from Dunedin. Oh, I did. Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss It was only a kiss Now she's falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag

Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest Now she takes off her dress now. Let me go. I just can't look. It's killing me.

And taking control Jealousy Turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it's just a price I pay Destiny is calling me. Open up my eager eyes.

Because I've missed the bright side. Well, that was all right. Ross Boss does not have a good look on his face. That was good, man. Hey, I reckon that was real good. Because you're... Why not? Hmm?

How do you balls that up? That was good. It's like, it is the same thing the whole time. Brie and I have been emceeing at Toga Party all night. Mate, if you think that's bad, you wait till you hear mine. You gotta hear them both before you're allowed to vote and win yourself the symphony tickets. So, what's Brie Thomasel's killers like?

I'm so sorry. Here it comes. Good luck. Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine God, I gotta be down because I want it all Started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab While she's having a smoke and she's taking a drag

Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest Now he takes off her dress Now let me go And I just can't look, it's killing me And taking control Jealousy Turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me. Open up your eager eyes. Because I'm Mr Brightside. Nice. I thought my monotone range would come in handy.

How does he make it sound interesting? I think I just, I was too monotone. Yeah. If that's possible in that song. Well, go on, Ross, give your review. It was somehow worse.

That was my goal. It's almost like, you know how, like when people who can actually sing, sing poorly and you're like, wow, that's actually

a really bad singing from someone who, it wasn't actually, it wasn't actually... Well, if you want to vote on who you think had the best one, if you get on here this afternoon, you will win a double pass at Symphony in the Domain going down on the 1st of April.

So who's got it? Who's the best? Brandon Flowers on the team. ZM's Branklin. Oh, that text was mean. on the team. ZDM's Brian Clint. Friday Oaky. Oh, that text was mean. We've just played you our killers. Mr. Brightside for Friday Oaky.

Mine. Jealousy. Turning saints into the sea. And Breeze. Open up your eager eyes. Because I'm Mr Brightside. Someone said, Bree sounds like Grandma Yetta from The Nanny or someone who's been smoking for 40 years.

That's what I was going for, okay? Grandma Yetta from The Nanny. You remember that character? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was hilarious. I'll take it. The old Jewish lady, eh? I'll take it as a compliment.

Here we go. Five votes will decide the winner and for voting, you will score yourself a double pass to Symphony in the Domain 2023. Tammy's up first. Kia ora, Tammy.

Kia ora. G'day, Tammy. Kia ora. What do you reckon? Who did the best killers today? I think Clint, I think you did. Yeah?

I'm sorry, Bree, but you sounded a bit mad at the song. No, Tammy, don't be sorry. I agree with you this week, Tammy. So don't be sorry. We'll see you in the domain for Symphony 2023, okay? Awesome, thank you. Two tickets coming your way. I can't believe we've got all these tickets.

Lauren, to you. Hi, Lauren. Hi, how are you? G'day, Lauren. What are your thoughts this week? I mean, hands down, it has to be Clint. Sorry, Bree. Don't be sorry. Don't be sorry. I know.

I didn't choose this song. I would never choose this song because it's not in my range. Lauren, we'll see you at Symphony in the Domain on the 1st of April. Have fun, my friend. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Can't wait to do a boogie with you. Let's go to vote number three from Alex.

Kia ora, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi there. Go on. Put me out of my misery, Alex. Nah, you don't know what Alex is going to vote. Well, I know what she's going to vote. And it's fine.

Don't feel bad. I'm actually going to vote for Bree just because she's my favourite. And I thought she was slightly less monotone than Clint this week. Yes, Alex. I will take your pity vote. Thank you, my friend. You're my favourite. Alex, even though you voted your voters wrong, we will see you at

Symphony in the Domain. Get tickets, my friend. Well done. Two tickets for you. Let's keep going. Ariana's here. Kia ora, Ariana. Hi, Ariana. Hi. You want to go to Symphony in the Domain? Oh, of course. Yeah? Okay. All you've got to do is cast a vote on Friday Oaky. Who do you think did a better Killers?

I mean, I don't think Bree did as bad as she'd make an out to be. It was a little bit aggressive, but you had me bopping along in the beginning, so I'm going to vote for you. Thank you very much. No problem. Ariana. It was a little bit aggressive.

I was getting out some frustration. Fair enough. It came out through the song. We've got one last vote for Molly. Hi, Molly. Hey. She's all done and dusted, but you've got to vote so you can win your symphony tickets.

Who do you think wins Friday O'Coon? I'm sorry, Brie, but I have to say Clint today. Molly, you couldn't have just said me? Yeah, you're both. I know. I know the monotone vibes were just working for Clint today. Your vote literally didn't even matter, Holly. You could have just thrown her a sympathy bone.

Molly's like, nah, you suck, Leslie. She's principled. Thank you. And she's going to Symphony in the Domain. See you there, Molly. Thank you. Have fun. Thank you.

All good. Jealousy, turning saints into the sea. Someone texted and said, respectfully, as a singing teacher, Brie actually won that. Sorry. No way. Yeah. I'll take that with me into the weekend. That person is a bad singing teacher.

I'm sure they're very qualified. Brian Clint, we want to do your birthday banger next. By the way, if you want to come to Symphony 2 You can head to ZM online for full ticket information They're on sale right now That festival is going to be incredible Back to birthday banger We want to know your birthday And we'll tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday

ZM's Brandclint It's my birthday, it's my birthday Brandclint's birthday banger Right, here we go This is where you call us up You tell us what your birthday is, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then it's a bit of fun because we play one of those songs out in full.

Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What are you up to for the weekend, Nicole? I haven't got much, just my birthday dinner. Oh, that's all right.

That's a decent weekend. Wait, your birthday dinner? Yeah. Oh, lovely. Sounds good. Well, that's alright. That's a decent weekend. Wait, your birthday dinner? Yeah. Oh, lovely. Sounds good. Well, when's your birthday? Oh, sorry. It's my brother's birthday dinner. I was going to say, because I'm looking at your birthday and it was a long time ago. It was like a couple of months ago.

So when's your birthday, Nicole? 7th of January 94. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday this would have been number one. Banger! She predicted it all, didn't she?

Brushing your teeth with Jack Daniels. TikTok. Oh yeah, that one, yeah. Nicole, you like Kesha? I do. It's good. That holds up. That's a good song.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Zoe. Kia ora, Zoe. G'day, Zoe. Kia ora. How are you guys? Good, mate. How was your week?

Rate it out of 10 for me. Oh, Jesus Christ. We'll go for a six this week. A six? Okay, best thing that happened, worst thing that happened. Oh, my gosh. best thing that happened, worst thing that happened. Oh, my gosh. Best thing that happened.

Oh, I can't remember. Okay, worst thing that happened was that I got a cold. Um, best thing that happened was... You got on air for Birthday Banger. Yes, exactly. There we go. I knew it. I knew it, Zoe.

Well, mate, let's do it. What's your birthday? 21st of December, exactly. There we go. I knew it. I knew it, Zoe. Well, mate, let's do it. What's your birthday? 21st of December, 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. Let me take you back there, you're 16th, because this would have been number one. Because I'm friends with the monster Just trying to pop dead

Get along with the fire Oh, she's relevant. Just beside my head Hell yeah, Rihanna's back in a big way. Let me go And Eminem, you, you. You like that, Zoe? That's good for you? Yes, that's very good.

Yeah, I can see a 16-year-old Zoe getting down to that. I like it, Zoe. You got a good one. One more birthday banger. This one is for Victoria. Kia ora, Vic. Kia ora, team. What are you up to this weekend, Victoria?

Well, I'm stuck in traffic trying to get home to my house that's flooded and all my neighbours have had to go over and help my husband bail the garage out. Oh, my God. Oh, no, Victoria. What part of the country, Vic? I'm stuck in Albany just trying to get home from swimming. How ironic that you're trying to get home from swimming

and the house is flooded. I know. I know, yeah. I hope everything's okay and your husband's sorting it out. Well, let's get you home then. What's your birthday, Victoria? Oh, a long time ago. So 26th of May, 1976.

All right, that means you were 16 in 1992. And on that day in 92, this was number one. Victoria, I'm going to fill you in on a secret. There are a few songs, maybe three in existence that Brie votes for hands down. This song could be up against a song called I Love Brie Thomas Elf, and Brie would still vote for Mr Big to be with you. It's such a good song.

Do you like it, Victoria? Awesome. I do. I'm a big fan of Kesha and Rihanna, but, yeah, I got this one for my birthday. Such a good song. And I know what's good for me, so congratulations, Victoria. I'm what's good for me, so congratulations

Victoria. I'm voting Kesha. Yeah, you're voting. Yeah! Good luck with the house, Vic. Thank you. Branklin, here's your birthday banger winner on ZM. ZM's Branklin. This story is taking the internet

by storm at the moment. It is everywhere. And we need to discuss because if you haven't heard the story, apparently there's a story about a groom that is going around and it's about something he did on the wedding day that was warranted for the wedding to be called off. And here's the bit that blew my mind because I clicked on it and I'm like, oh, who did he cheat with?

He didn't cheat on anybody. He didn't cheat on anyone. Well, technically. Technically. Technically. He didn't. It's come off this podcast called The Unfiltered Bride, and here's a bit of them talking about it let their

i'll let them explain it because one of the hosts heard it from uh a makeup artist that i was not at this wedding but on two occasions i've been told this jenny says to me i did a wedding the other day and you never guess what happened she said the bride needs to go to the toilet this is like pre-ceremony and what she saw is enough to end a wedding. What do you think she saw? Let's see if someone else. No, worse. I don't know.

Worse than anything sexual. He was being breastfed by his mum. Oh my God. Fill in producer Brooke. Her mouth is on the floor. Get her a microphone. What are your thoughts on that, Producer Brooke? I don't think I like men anymore.

Do you reckon? Oh, no. Hashtag no judgement. Hashtag. It's full of nutrition. Hashtag not all men. Yeah. Yeah.

Hashtag not all men. I've got so many questions. Yeah. Not all men. I've got so many questions. Yeah. My first question is, how is the mum still producing milk? And the only thing that I could think of would be that she has continued breastfeeding him his whole life. He never weaned. Exactly. So her body has...

That means he's had a suckle on his 16th birthday. Yep. He had a little... Maybe it's on special occasions. A little suck suck on his 21st. Petit. I'm some petit. Look, this story's cooked.

The whole thing is cooked. And I would be pretty quick to go... Is it true? Is it true? And yet, it is being reported by all the major news sites around the world. But it's one of the hosts from a podcast who said she heard it from someone. Heard it from someone who's a makeup artist. Yeah.

It's one of those stories. I feel like it's one of those stories. You know the stories I'm talking about. If you were at the stage of marrying somebody, you would hope that you knew them well enough to know if they were still on the breeze. It's too outrageous. Like, I just don't believe it. What are the red flags?

What do you reckon the warning signs are? This is good for people in the car right now. What do you reckon women should look out for if they suspect their man is still being breastfed? I heard it's when they, it's the calling sign. Yeah. Yeah, I think, I believe it goes something like this.

Mama. Mama. When their mother calls them, the name on the phone is yummy mummy. Yummy mummy. Or if he's real eager for you to get pregnant but has no interest in kids. Yeah.

When there's no, when the only type of milk in the fridge is in a mason jar and it's sealed shut. No, it's got a teat. It's a baby bottle and it's in the fridge. Yeah, all right. Don't yuck somebody else's yum, but pretty fair to say. As Fergie once said, I got that milk money.

ZDM's Brinkland. Time for some aviation news, baby. No show has more, no radio show anyway. I don't know about television. Can't vouch for television. Don't watch it, to be honest. I'm exclusively radio. Nobody has more

aviation news than the Brian Clint show. That TV show, what is it? Airplane Investigation? Never seen it. Haven't you? Yeah, don't watch it. Especially if you're about to go on a flight. Never seen it. Not interested. This is vegan aviation news. Might be our first ever vegan aviation news.

How is it vegan aviation news? Can I have one guess? Yeah. They're now providing, you know, when they say, would you like the chicken or the beef? And then now there's three options. Well, there always was. Was there? Yeah.

No, I think there was only chicken, beef or vegetarian. No, there's a vegan option, but you have to select it before you get on a plane. See, that doesn't count. Do you know, a bit of a life hack here, if you can stomach a vegan meal, if you select it before you get on the plane. See, that doesn't count. Do you know, a bit of a life hack here, if you can stomach a vegan meal, if you select it before you board. Listen to you, if you can stomach it,

because it's so horrendous. Some of them are. But on the planes, they tend to be quite good. If you're willing to eat it. Give it a go. Comes out first. Yeah, that's true. Your meal will come out first on the plane

if you tick the vegan or vegetarian option and they never run out because they literally have to cater to you. Yeah. I always see that. I'm always like, damn. This is a Japanese airline departed from,

it doesn't matter, Tokyo. No, it's from, I can't even say it. Go on. Give it a go. Suikano. No, it's from... I can't even say it. Go on. Give it a go. Soi Karno... No, that's the wrong accent.

Let me see. Soi Karno Hata International Airport. Okay. Oh, that's in Jakarta. That's in Indonesia. God, I'm all over the place. It was a Japan Airlines flight. Okay, that's what matters.

That's all we need to know. Let's not get distracted from the facts here. A business class passenger by the name of Chris was shocked to receive a lone banana as his meal. I saw this! I saw it! The vegan option was a banana.

They gave it to him with a soft drink and some chopsticks. What are you going to use the chopsticks for? I mean, it wouldn't be a big banana to be considered a whole meal. It was a big banana. She said it was an excellent banana. But she did expect a little bit more.

So it kicked off a little bit. And they're like, oh, yeah, true. Okay, we should probably find something else. Vegan. Was offered a second course of dry spaghetti. Oh, God. Yeah. Not ideal.

Not ideal. And it's not funny, is it? We have a vegan on staff for topics like this. We keep her around. She'd be stoked with that. I've seen what she eats. Well, Ella, she's happy with most things. You would have had some terrible meals served to you as the vegan option before, surely.

Yeah, there's been some. Yeah? Yeah. Remember that time you got served salt packets? Yeah, it was fun. When we flew to Australia on that airline that we won't name and the vegan option for you was a ham and cheese sandwich? And I gave it to you and then you kept it in your bag for weeks.

It was toasted. Yeah, a toasted sandwich. Gross! What would you do on an airline if you were served a banana and some dry spaghetti as the vegan option? Would you kick off or do you not do that? I never have. I'd like to say I'd throw it at them, the banana at the lady, but that's not nice.

You wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't. I'd just go, thanks. And then I'd probably say, do you have anything else? Yeah. And that happened to Ryan and I, my boyfriend, on a train in Europe, and they kind of looked in their cupboards

and they found, like, some chips. So it never hurts to ask. Yeah. But, I mean, a banana, that's pretty sad. Yeah. Get your shh together. You know what's sad is the vegan diet, to me. Oh, my gosh, Clint.

Just put it in perspective. Don't do this. Are you serious? Matty put it in perspective for me. What did he say? He goes, because I have concern. No, I'm not getting into this. No, I'm not getting into this.

No, you have to now. We could literally do a podcast on this. You have to now. I'm not getting into this. What did Maddie say? He said that Ella, he's worried that Ella's missing out on the joy of life because she's not. I'm having so much yum food. Are you? Yeah, I'm having Chinese, Mediterranean, Ethiopian. See, she's not. I'm having so much yum food. Are you? Yeah, I'm having Chinese,

Mediterranean, Ethiopian. See, she forgets. I know all the good spots. Eventually you forget. I can have ice cream. Oh my gosh, fine. Sorry, you wind me up. I can have ice cream. I can literally have everything. Broccoli, yum. Shut up! You shouldn't have ended

with broccoli. No, I'm sorry.