ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th February 2025

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Bree's shoulder ride update.  What did the new flatmate do that ruffled some feathers?  The return of Bree String.  Small things your partner does that's grounds for a break-up.  ...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:32 ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to Max. Available on Neon. Stream now for just $12.99 a month. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
Starting point is 00:00:57 G'day guys, happy Monday. Who is feeling their best? You're relatively perky for someone who just did a two-day music festival. I actually, yeah, I'm not too bad. I feel like tomorrow is going to be my real struggle street day. What a ripping weekend in Christchurch
Starting point is 00:01:16 it was. Great weather. It was beautiful. Hagley Park is one of the prettiest places and you're right there in the middle of it. Yeah. It's such a well-run event. It was great. Yeah, very jealous.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Very jealous. I went to Auckland FC though. I saw that. I was jealous of that. How'd they go? Sorry to our Wellington listeners. Yeah. The rivalry is real between those two teams, aren't they?
Starting point is 00:01:42 It's very one-sided, but yeah, it is real for sure. It's one-sided at this stage. You never know when these tables can turn. It was only 6-1. Anything could happen. Shout out to the Phoenix fans that are listening. We love you. We love both of you.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Commiserations. Next, we're going to play tradie versus lady. Yeah, the tradies and the ladies are back on for another week. The score, 10 to the tradies, 12 to the ladies. It's anyone's game. $50 up for grabs, 0800 dial ZM right now. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Three, two, one, let's go. Is that the correct updated score? Because I was out of the studio last Friday. Yeah, it's Claudia's job. I feel like it has to be wrong because it should be an uneven number. Yeah, you're right. So the ladies won on Friday, so add one to the ladies' score. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah, yeah. God, Claudia's always trying to cheat those ladies out of the points they deserve. Yeah, you know me. I leave for one day and no one can bloody do my job, put the score on the board. We can't do it without you, Bree. Claudia's anti-women. Okay, so it's 13 to the ladies, 10 to the tradies. Our lady is calling from Auckland.
Starting point is 00:03:00 She's 24, and her first celebrity crush was Diego from Ice Age. Welcome to the show, Willow. Hello, Willow. Thank you. Hi, guys. You got a thing for saber-tooth, same? I do. They just do it for me, you know? I mean, he was hot. Oh, I was thinking of... Yeah, God, yeah. I think I was thinking of Sid. Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I was like, wow, Willow, you like him thin. Yeah, Diego, he had a sharp tooth on him. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today, also from Auckland. He's 33, and he's got the mid-30s golf addiction. God, it comes for you. Welcome to the show, Elliot. Hi, Elliot.
Starting point is 00:03:37 How are you doing? How do you go at a game of golf? Are you just getting into it, or are you pretty good already? No one's good. You're just bad at varying levels. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:49 And that's his point and he's standing by it. That's it. So good. All right. Conversation over. Elliot, your buzz is tradie. Willow, your lady, the first to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Here we go. Question number one. There's only four days left of summer. Yuck. What season starts this Friday? Shoddy. Yes, Elliot. Spring.
Starting point is 00:04:10 No. The Lady. Willow. Autumn. Yeah. It is autumn. Elliot will be kicking himself. Elliot's like, of course it is.
Starting point is 00:04:20 It's a terrible guess. Do you live in Backwards World, Elliot? Is that where you live? What's that? No, don't worry. He lives in America, maybe. Okay, question number two. What colour is your blood when it's inside your body?
Starting point is 00:04:34 Lady. Lady. Yes, Elliot. Blue. That's incorrect. We'll go to Willow. You want to guess? It's red.
Starting point is 00:04:42 It's red. It is red. The blood contains haemoglobin, which is a red protein. But remember there was that rumour that went around? It was blue, yeah. Surely if they're asking it, that was kind of a trick question, Elliot. Because when you look at your veins, they are blue. I always thought it was blue growing up.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yeah. All right. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one, Elliot, to stay in it. Question number four. What is a duel between three people called? I didn't know this one, by the way. It's quite fun, though.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I've never heard of this. Yeah, so buzz them out. It's quite fun. It's actually called a truel. Two people as a duel, as in a duo. Yeah. And three people as a trule, as in a trio. A fight between three is a trule.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Fascinating. There you go. No points there. Question number five. The name of which African animal means river horse? Trudy? Yes, Elliot. Give it a guess.
Starting point is 00:05:43 I'm going to go with buffalo. It's a great guess, but no. That is the perfect Yes, Elliot. Give it a guess. I'm going to go with buffalo. It's a great guess, but no. That is the perfect guess, actually. But it's not. Willow? Zebra. No. It's actually a hippopotamus.
Starting point is 00:05:57 There you go. Okay, no points there. Question number six. How many times in history have a father and son both been president of the United States of America? Is it once, twice or three times? Trady. Yes, Elliot. I'm going to go twice.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Well done, Elliot. He's got it. Back in the game. That means it's one to the tradies, two to the ladies. Here comes question number seven. What three colours are on the Irish flag? Trady. Elliot. Is it colours are on the Irish flag? Trudy? Elliot?
Starting point is 00:06:27 Is it a red, white, green? No, not quite. No? Willow, for the win, what three colours are on an Irish flag? Orange, white and green. Well done. She's got it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:06:39 She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You almost pulled it back, Elliot, but that wasn't to be. Willow, you take it out for the ladies today. $50 cash coming your way. Well done, mate. Awesome, thanks, guys. Good game.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Bree and Clint. Our producer Claudia is reinventing herself this year. She's got a new flat. She's got new flatmates. And you said you did something recently that most people would think would upset the flat, Claude. Yeah, I just think I'm, like, I've only been there for two weeks so I'm quite new for the level of confidence I'm coming in with.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, yeah. This is like an established flatmate move that Claudia did. So you've come into the flat. They were already there. Yeah. And you've come into their living space. Yeah, and they're all strangers to me.
Starting point is 00:07:25 It's not like I've moved in with friends. These are just random people I found on the internet. Do they hang out? Everyone works weird shifts. Like when they're around they do but not really. How long have you been there? Literally two weeks. How long have they been there? The longest one, two years. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And what did you take it on yourself new flatmate Claude to do over the weekend? I've started doing this one two years. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And what did you take it on yourself, new flatmate Claude, to do over the weekend? I've started rearranging things, including the cutlery drawer. It was just all wrong. Two weeks you've been there? Yeah. What was wrong about it? Everything.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Was it a shambles or was it just not in the order that you liked? Firstly, the order was all wrong. Okay, this is big. Everyone has their ideas on what the order is, and I'm sure we all do. It was the first thing I noticed was that the order was all wrong, but also, you know, there's like a little insert that goes in. I feel like it was upside down,
Starting point is 00:08:17 because the most accessible part was where they put like chopsticks and like napkins and stuff. And I'm like, you have to reach past all that to get to the nightclub. No, that's a side bit. That goes on the side, that stuff to reach past all that to get to the knives and forks. No, that's a side bit. That goes on the side, that stuff. Well, it has to go either the front or the back. And I was like, for me, this makes sense to be at the back. Depends what you're eating.
Starting point is 00:08:31 So I went, oh, that's true. That's true. Depends what the flat and the household is mostly eating. Yeah, well, you're predominantly eating. Sure. Yeah, yeah. But I went whole hog and I took the insert out and flipped it upside down and then rearranged every single
Starting point is 00:08:46 piece of cutlery. Oh no. I was going to leave it but they did big spoon, fork, little spoon, knife. Oh no. Wait, wait. Little spoon in line with the other cutlery. That's not right. No, it goes bigs along and then the littles
Starting point is 00:09:01 running horizontal at the bottom. The little spoons go in the bottom part. Yeah. And in my opinion, it goes, hold on, let me think about spoons. Oh. Then it goes forks, knives. No, thank you. No, you're wrong.
Starting point is 00:09:15 It's in the name. It goes knives, forks, spoons. Oh, yuck. No. Fork, knife, spoon. I know. You just said yuck to mine and you just said the exact same thing as mine. Knives, forks, spoons.
Starting point is 00:09:28 That's exactly what I just said, but I just said it the other way. I think it just sounds better coming out of my mouth to me. That does make a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to think what kind of monster would give its own upright row to teaspoons. I think because there was four rows, so they were like, it has to go somewhere. So the teaspoons are down the bottom. Yeah, agreed.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I didn't know as far as moving them, but I did rearrange them to an order that I thought was better. Guys, if we're having this conversation, how did the four drawers go? Top drawer? Oh, cutlery. Cutlery. Second drawer? Utensils. Utensils or junk?
Starting point is 00:10:01 No. Nah, utensils. Utensils. Okay. Yeah. Third drawer? Like snap lock bags. Yes,? Snap lock bags. Glad wrap. Bits and bobs.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Fourth drawer? Teatails. We've got two stacks of drawers in our house now so it's a bit all over the shop. What's in your bottom drawer? In the bottom drawer on which stack? We've got teatails in one. On the cutlery stack. What's underneath your girl? What's underneath your towels in one. On the cutlery stack. What's underneath your...
Starting point is 00:10:26 Girl, what's underneath your baking paper? So we have cutlery top, utensils, and then to be honest, because it's such an old kitchen... Oh, you've got a three stack. Yeah, we've got two utensil drawers. Yeah, yeah. And then glad wrapping your bags and whatever on the bottom. On the bottom.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Because, I mean, we needed two utensil drawers. How are we meant to know what's in other people's house if we don't all put our stuff in the same place? Exactly right. How else was to find anything? Rearranging the cutlery drawer on your second week in a flat is bold, but we want to ask this afternoon, what did the new flatmate do that got everybody offside?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Like early. Like they came into the flat just thinking like they own the place. Did they replace the TV with a worse TV? Did they paint a room? I don't know. What did they do? Did they completely switch your room and put all their stuff in your room and you came home and you're like,
Starting point is 00:11:16 what? Like the episode of Friends. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Our producer Claudia, who's new to her flat, she's two weeks in, decided it was her right to rearrange the cutlery drawer to the way that she likes the cutlery drawer, which is bold, I thought. It's a real power move in a flat too.
Starting point is 00:11:32 If you've only been there two weeks, I wouldn't have done it. I feel like you're definitely leaving your mark early. I looked at it and I was like, nah, you shouldn't do that. That's really rude and like you said, it's really bold. As I was thinking that, my hands just started doing it. I looked at it and I was like, nah, you shouldn't do that. That's really rude and like you said, it's really bold. But as I was thinking that, my hands just started doing it. I do that. I'm like, you shouldn't do this. Oh, we're doing it. What's the feedback
Starting point is 00:11:54 been like? Literal silence. No one said anything and I know that people have used it and I think I'm reading it as a positive sign because no one's just changed it back or like Is that positive? Our producer, Alice, said to us earlier that if it was her flat, she would have required a flat meeting to change around the cutlery drawer.
Starting point is 00:12:12 No, I meant more flat discussion, not a meeting. Like a vote. Oh, okay. So not a meeting but a discussion. Where everyone's present. Like a Zoom. Is this why you had to move back home? No.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Because you called too many flat meetings? No, it wasn't for... And you got kicked out of the flat? I'm not saying a meeting. It would be a discussion of going, I just thought if I was new... Yeah. Sorry, Claudia.
Starting point is 00:12:35 So like a vote. Do you mean like a vote? If I'm Claudia, I would have just asked, going, hey, guys. Like a referendum. It's really messy in the kitchen. God, was your flat like Survivor and you vote a flatmate out every week? And you went messy in the kitchen. God, was your flat like Survivor and you vote a flatmate out
Starting point is 00:12:46 every week? And you went early in the game. Vote me out now, I'll leave. The right thing to do is somewhere between what Claudia did and what Ella is suggesting. Thank you. No, no, I'm saying you're both at polar extremes. I'm not trying to be extreme, it's just
Starting point is 00:13:01 asking. If it makes my case any worse, I also rearranged the living room. Oh, my gosh. No, see. What? At the same time? Oh, beforehand. The furniture?
Starting point is 00:13:12 Only... So the living room's so big, they almost have set it up in two living rooms. Yeah. And one of them, there was like... Everything was pushed against the wall. And I was like, nah, we can make this better. So I've pulled everything out. I've put, like, my record player in there so we can listen to music.
Starting point is 00:13:25 So there's, like, the TV one and the music one. And not your furniture. Again, we can make this better. So I've pulled everything out. I've put, like, my record player in there so we can listen to music. So there's, like, the TV one and the music one. And not your furniture. Again, any feedback? No. None. Oh, no. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:36 There's a text on the text machine. Do we want to weigh in on this one? So someone has texted through and said, so we had this flatmate when I was living in Australia. And after about a month, she came to one of the guys in the flat where we were living to tell him that she thought the whole situation wasn't fair. The amount she was paying in rent because her room was smaller than everyone else's and that she didn't think she should have to pay as much for power or internet or what the Aussie version of Sky is, which is Foxtel,
Starting point is 00:14:07 because she wasn't there during the day. Never mind all of us worked and there were six people living in the house so everything was divided by six. The only thing that she had to pay for differently, the only thing we had to pay for differently was our food. So, yeah, totally just never lived out of home. I don't think she had but it didn't last longer after that, maybe a week or two.
Starting point is 00:14:30 So she thought she should get cheaper rent because she had a smaller room? No, which I mean, that is something that can be discussed in my opinion, 100%. That is fair. When people start going, I'm not here as much, I need to pay less for the electricity, for the Foxtel bill, for the internet. I only watched one game of sport this month. Yeah, I only have to pay for that one game of sport. But there's people listening who would behave like that,
Starting point is 00:14:58 who do think like that. You reckon? Yeah. Is there people, do you think, that would calculate how much everyone in the flat is there and then say this is how we should divide the internet bill up by? I don't know. Claudia, is that something you'd do? Why are you looking at me?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Oh, my God. Is that something you would do? No, I would never. I think, I think, look, look. I think when you are starting to get that pedantic about it, that it's probably time to live on your own. Yeah, I think so. And that's going to make it way more expensive to live on your own.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah. But then you're in control of everything. Because honestly, it's probably just, you know, everyone has different ideas and different views about things. But I think most people are in the other lane saying that it's divided by six. My favourite flat that I ever lived in, the guy who was in charge of the bills, and when we had to get a new flatmate, when someone came to apply for the flat, he goes, just so you know, these are the bills. This is how we pay for them. We split it evenly and there's no discussion about it.
Starting point is 00:16:02 It is how it is. But you don't have to move in. Yeah. But you know that have to move in. Yeah. But you know that from the start. Yeah, you know that from the outset. So, yeah. Alright, well, good luck with that one, Claudia. Hey, thanks. Bree and Clint. Look, it's no secret, the only reason
Starting point is 00:16:15 any of us are really still going on Facebook is because of Facebook invites. Oh, and to follow the Bree and Clint Facebook page. Oh, and that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Great videos. How could we forget? Such well made. Well done Ella on those videos. But
Starting point is 00:16:31 really. But really. You're right, I have a fear of removing Facebook. One, because there's a batch of photos there that I don't want to lose but I could actually just download those. And two, I worry that if there is an event, a wedding, a birthday party, that I won't know that it's happening because a lot of people
Starting point is 00:16:49 still only do the invites through Facebook. Yeah, you'll miss it. Well, how else would you do it? Ring someone, text them. Oh, that sounds like way more work. I know, I know. You know? And physical invites, who's doing that?
Starting point is 00:17:04 If you're having an event with more than 10 people, it does feel like a lot of admin. Yeah, like more than 10 people, way too much admin. Apparently there is a new thing that Apple have just bought out and it's called Apple Invites. Okay. And it might be the end of Facebook as we know it. How has it taken this long for another tech company to go?
Starting point is 00:17:23 How do we not have this idea? Yeah. We could have created something. Yeah, the invite app. Yeah. But the issue is it's another app that you have to have and that's why everybody had Facebook. That's why it was so easy. Everybody had Facebook. Yeah. So you knew you could invite them
Starting point is 00:17:40 on Facebook. With this Apple invites thing, and I ask on behalf of myself and the rest of the Android community, can we get invited to things too? I believe you can. Wow, that's generous of Apple. I think, look, I don't
Starting point is 00:17:56 know for sure because I don't have it yet. I've tried to do some research, but it's very new, and I'm pretty sure they're testing it in New Zealand. I'm pretty sure we have it here first. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think Android and other phone users will be able to respond to invites
Starting point is 00:18:14 and get invited, but you have to have an iCloud account to be able to create an event. And let me guess, when we respond to the event, it'll be green. It comes up green in the Apple invites thing. Claudia is coming. Ella is coming. Brie is coming. And, oh, Clint's coming, but it's green. And it's crazy, on the
Starting point is 00:18:34 Apple invites, you can uninvite people when they come up as green. That's platformist. We're joking. I know. We're joking. I know. We're joking. They would, though.
Starting point is 00:18:48 They would do it. They would do it, wouldn't they? They're petty like that. Apple would be like, what? So petty. It's for security. What? We can't help it.
Starting point is 00:18:57 They can come if they want, but, I mean. Yeah, grow up, Apple. Can't you just be friends? Can't we all just be friends? Can't we all just be friends? Can't we all just group message? Please. Can't we all just have blue messages? Can't we all just have a universal FaceTiming thing?
Starting point is 00:19:14 I'm sick of destroying the group chat whenever I try to join the group chat. Whenever you add me to the group chat, the group chat explodes. Separates you off. Into individual messages. It's so bad. And everyone's like, oh, who was that? Who did that? Do you want to hear some of the features that it has? No.
Starting point is 00:19:35 I'm going to tell you anyway. So Apple Invites, it looks super sleek. Like it looks way easier to use than Facebook invites. That looks super clunky and old school. So it'll attach what the weather is going to be like linked into the event. It can attach the directions into the invite, into Apple invites, which is clever. And then it can also, it's easy, it has an attached shared album
Starting point is 00:20:07 in the invite so that if you're going to somewhere and everyone wants to put their photos, they can all put them into the shared album and then everyone can just grab the photos that they want unless probably you're a... Directions provided by Apple Maps. Photos provided by Apple Photos. Everything's just got a big cross over your screen.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Can't use, can't use, can't use. I upload some photos from my Android to the group and they're the normal photos. But the photos are green. Also, when you post emojis, we can't see what you're posting. Bree and Clint. The show's brought to you by Neon. You can stream the brand new season of White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:20:46 It's out now on Max, available on Neon for just $12.99 a month. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, some very sad news
Starting point is 00:20:58 for both Home and Away and Neighbours. Yes, let's start with Neighbours. Very sadly, Neighbours has been axed for the second time by Amazon Prime, and the show will be ending in December. 2025 will be the last episode airing. Now, if you're wondering, wait a second, didn't it get axed yet?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Two years ago, Neighbours was axed. Amazon Prime swapped in, saved the day. And actually, in the last two years, Neighbours has been actually very successful. It's had some daytime Emmy nominations. It's been aired in many, many different countries. Yeah, and it actually was very successful. And the cast and directors and everyone, shocked. No one saw it coming.
Starting point is 00:21:38 So Neighbours, ending, Home and Away, one of the main stars. She plays Irene Roberts. She's an absolute icon. She's been in the role for over 30 years. She has decided to leave the show, which is unusual because usually those soap actors, they just stick it out. Yeah, she's in her 70s, though, and she's been on that show for 33 years. She is the show.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Irene from Home and Away is gone. She is Home and Away. I have to admit, it's been a long time since I've seen an episode that Home and Away is gone. She is Home and Away. I have to admit, it's been a long time since I've seen an episode of Home and Away. My dad's a huge Home and Away fan.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Is he? He never misses an episode. Does anyone know if Alf Stewart is still on it? Yes, he is. Okay, Ray Ma is still playing Alf Stewart. Alf Stewart is one of the highest,
Starting point is 00:22:19 yeah, one of the highest paid actors in Australian history is Alf Stewart. What? Yeah, Alf Stewart makes more money than most actors in Australia. Oh, good for Alf Stewart. What? Yeah, Alf Stewart makes more money than most actors in Australia. Oh, good for Alf Stewart. That's very impressive.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Yeah. I wonder if Alf Stewart has ever released, yeah, merch, because that thing would sell like hotcakes. I know Alf, the guy who plays Alf, takes some time off home and away each year to go and do pantomimes. Fun. He does stage productions. He's like an actor's actor.
Starting point is 00:22:46 He's legit. So there you go. Well, RIP Irene and RIP Neighbours. I can't believe Neighbours is getting the axe, especially Dean, from what you say, it was doing well. And Misha Barton was on it. Remember?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Oh, poor Misha Barton. She's out of work again. She's going to have to move back to LA. Oh, no. Maybe Home and Away will snap her up. That's a great idea. That is a good idea. But keep the character the same.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Say she's moved from Ramsey Street to Summer Bay. That would be brilliant. Good to go. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and we're back after this. Bree and Clint. Welcome to a new segment on The Bree and Clint Show, which we're calling Overheard in the Undie Section at Kmart.
Starting point is 00:23:27 A lot of saucy convos happening in the Undie Section at Kmart. That's where you'd have it, right? There or in the Homewares section. Yeah. Yeah. Either or, but Ella brought this up before the show and this one kind of got under my skin. I think we need to discuss.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Ella, set the scene for us. I'm in Kmart. I'm in the undies section because it's my favourite section, and I'm looking at all the undies I want to buy, and yes, I'll admit I was looking at the, like the... You can say it. The full brief. Full brief one.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Yep. The word you used Full brief one. Yep. The word you used was granny panties. Yeah, but to be fair. Which I think is a technical term as well. Sure. Yeah. But actually I'm going to revoke that because who cares? Like grandmas aren't the only people that we hear that sort of argument.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, girl. Reclaim big panties. I will reclaim that. Thank you. It's a derogatory word for it, I think. Thank you. So my friend. Purr. Purr. Thank you. So my friend...
Starting point is 00:24:27 Purr? Purr. I'm bringing that in. Okay, good. So my friend that was with me, he's a guy, and he felt probably a little bit awkward that I'm literally not my boyfriend or anything, just a friend. Why did you take your heterosexual male friend to the undies section and came up with you?
Starting point is 00:24:41 To be fair, I just needed to pop into that section. He didn't have to come, but he kind of was floating around. He's curious. Yeah, yeah. He tagged along. Gave him a reason to be there this time. Sure. Plausible deniability.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah, I'm here with my friend. Anyway, he just was shocked. No, she's looking. I'm just here with her. Eden. Yeah, sorry. He was just shocked that I wasn't looking at buying G-Bangers, the G-strings, the little skinny undies that go up your bum.
Starting point is 00:25:12 So wait, did he comment? Did he comment? What did he say? You told us that he was surprised that you weren't buying G-strings. Yes, he said that. He's like, oh, I'm surprised you're not buying G-strings. And I was like, not every girl, every day wears G-strings, mate. And this was a revelation to him.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yes, it was. And I kind of feel like a lot of guys, because randomly this has been a conversation for me in my personal life with a lot of guys. You just ruined his dream, you know. Yeah, you did. I'm like, what are you looking at? What are you believing that girls are just walking around
Starting point is 00:25:47 with things up their bums all day? Well, we realised that this friend, who will remain nameless, does a long-distance relationship. So he sees his wonderful partner very rarely. Yeah. And when they do see each other, she's probably more likely to wear the more exciting underwear. Oh, she is cracking out her special undies every time.
Starting point is 00:26:07 He has no idea that she even owns granny panties. Probably not. But she does. Hate to break it to you, lads. We all do. Obviously. I own one G-string. We all have specific undies for specific times for how you're feeling.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Everyone's got a pair of period undies. So the weird idea that long distance couples would have of their partner's undie routine, because it's not real life. It's not realistic. Not real life, no. It's not realistic at all. I wonder what is the percentage, like when it comes to...
Starting point is 00:26:39 Of G-bangers to normal undies. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like I've never worn a G-Banger in my life. But on the other hand, some people are exclusively G-Banger. And some people, well, actually, that's not true. There'd be no platinum G-Banger wearers. Really?
Starting point is 00:26:55 Because there's no girls that are, little kids that are wearing G-Bangers. Oh, yeah. Sorry. No, no. We're talking about adults. But do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So I am saying exclusively my entire life I've never worn a G-Banger.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Platinum as a never-worn. Ever. But there would be women, 100%, who exclusively just wear G-Bangers. I'm pretty sure. Well, I'd say my part is 99%. Look, you're the person to ask. You're the person to ask because long-time listeners of the Bree and Clint show will be familiar with a segment we used to run on this show
Starting point is 00:27:27 where Bree would predict whether you were wearing a G-string or not. It was called Bree-string. It was highly successful, and it only got derailed by the day that I wore in a G-string to throw you off the scent. That's right. It's the only reason the segment stopped. It's the only reason we stopped doing it.
Starting point is 00:27:43 So take me out of the equation and I say this afternoon as a one-time thing we bring back Bree String. What was it? What were the rules? It's either a G String or not. Those are the only two options. And would I have to get? You get one question.
Starting point is 00:27:58 And would I have to get them all? How many would we do? I think we'd do three or four. Look, it depends how many people are willing to call up and play Bree String, you know? I think the people would love a game of Bree String. If you... Yeah, was one of the rules you had to have undies on?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yes. Yeah, you've got to have undies on. There was no free ballers or free flappers. If you have... We're inclusive here. If you have underpants on right now Yes, you can play And you want to play
Starting point is 00:28:27 This is a one time only offer Yep, this is the one time I mean, who knows It might come back if it goes well Bree believes she can predict Whether you are wearing a G-Banger or not I think we claim that it was my one talent in the world It was seriously impressive
Starting point is 00:28:44 It was seriously impressive. It was pretty impressive, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has she still got it? Brie and Clint. Welcome back to a Brie and Clint classic. The game is called Brie String, and Brie will guess what kind of underwear you're wearing.
Starting point is 00:28:59 It's as simple as that. God, we played this game so many times. I feel like my track record was... Oh, you were in the high 90s. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are not coming across as confident as you once did. The segment was your idea. It's a power you believed you had.
Starting point is 00:29:15 I just need to get back into the chakra. Yeah, you do. Of getting into people's pants. You need to realign your underwear chakras. Wait, I just need to... Yep. Okay. To be clear... Yep. Okay. To be clear...
Starting point is 00:29:27 I'm there. To be clear, Brie believes she can guess whether you're wearing a G-string or not. Correct. You can't go any deeper than that, can you? You can't go into boxer brief. No, it's either G-string or other type of underpant. Correct. Yep.
Starting point is 00:29:41 The one request we make is that you are wearing underpants. That's it. That's it. Yeah. To play this game. I feel like that's a fair request to make of people. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's like wearing shoes to a bar. Wear undies to Bree String. Welcome, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Now, the rules dictate that I get to ask one question, right? One question.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Okay. Okay. Jessica. Can you describe to me a song that you find quite sexy? Oh. Like a hot song. Like what song would you just be like? Or artist. Yeah, artist or song?
Starting point is 00:30:25 Oh, um, absolutely stumped. Who gets you going? What artist do you see? That actually tells me enough. That tells me all I need to know and I'm in your chakra right now, Jessica. Can you feel me?
Starting point is 00:30:40 Sure can. And she's not wearing a g-string. No, I'm not. Well done. She's one for one. Thank you, Jessica. Thank you, Jessica. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:50 We're away and flying. No more questions, Your Honour. Courtney's here. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Afternoon. Afternoon. Just before we play, can you just say we have your permission to investigate your underpants situation this afternoon?
Starting point is 00:31:05 100%. All of it. Wonderful. Thank you for welcoming me into your pants, Courtney, and your world. My question for you is, sexy, cute, smart, funny, if you had to describe yourself as just one of those words, like the word that you're most like, what would it be? It would definitely not be sexy, but more inclined to funny, 100%.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Or was she wearing an ironic G-string? Is she wearing a comedy G-string. Mmm. I had an initial feeling straight away in my gut when she, the first thing when she went, hello, and there was a smirk under her hello. And she's here to play. She's here to play. And so I'm going G-string. No, I've never worn a G-string a day in my life. I don't see, it doesn't seem very comfortable.
Starting point is 00:32:09 But today you are? Still not. 100% not. Oh, gutted. Sorry, Brie, but if there's anyone that would see me in a G-string, it would 100% be you. I think Brie wanted you to be wearing a G-string, it would 100% be you. I think Brie wanted you to be wearing a G-string.
Starting point is 00:32:29 That was the issue. Thanks, Court. Taylor was sweating in here, wasn't she? You have to get this one right for the integrity of the segment. I mean, it's back for one time only. It doesn't really matter. If I don't get this. But protect the reputation of Brie String and get Emily's undies right. Hi, Emily.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Hi, Emily. Hi. Okay, Emily, it's you and I. Let's get into each other's auras. Let's feel the vibe. And my question for you, Emily, in your dating life history, have you ever made the first move ever? No. Okay. I'm so interested to know if this is a G-string trait or a regular undie trait.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Probably not a very good question. To be honest, the questions are really random. You're going to go off vibe now. I feel like you wasted your question. I wasted it and now I need to rely on my abilities as a G-string. You've only let Emily say two words. She said hello and no. Yeah, I literally have not heard from Emily at all, have I?
Starting point is 00:33:38 What did you have for lunch today, Em? I don't think I had lunch. Going off her vibe? Oh, God, I hope this is right. I'm going to lock in G-string. Emily, you're wearing a G-string. I always wear a G-string. Cabo!
Starting point is 00:33:59 She played the odds and we got there. Emily, it was you and I. I felt that vibe. I was there. Emily, it was you and I. I felt that vibe. I was there. I could feel you in my pants. That was me. But you consented, so it was fine. This has been fun.
Starting point is 00:34:15 We've got a never G-stringer and an always G-stringer. I love it. So we're bringing people together. Thanks, Emily. Thanks, Emily. We appreciate your time this afternoon. Turns out that segment, just as exciting in 2025. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Courtney seemed pretty excited. She did. Bree and Clint. How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Our producer Ella wants to play How Many. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hello. Oi. There she is. Turn me on. If you wanted to know, I still haven't gotten my chippies. I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:34:47 But we are here to play How Many? The game where we're trying to get the caller on who is James. He needs to win by having the most of today's items. He gets to choose who to go head to head against as well, based on the topic and based on what he knows about Brie, Clint and Claudia. Today's topic is how many items do you have on you right now, on your body? Welcome to the show, James. Yeah, cheers, guys.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Thanks for having me. Have you run away in the episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandler's clothing? Have you put on as many items as you can? I probably should have, but I'm lost in the car. Okay. Do you have like a towel in the back? Yes, I need a towel. Yeah, pop a towel on.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Wrap it around your head like you just got out of the shower. You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel. Controversially, James, the girls have decided that items of jewellery count. So if you have a wedding ring on or if you've got an eyebrow piercing, then those count towards your tally, okay? Perfect. Okay, great. James, how many items do you have a wedding ring on or if you've got an eyebrow piercing, then those count towards your tally, okay? Perfect. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:35:47 James, how many items do you have on? I have nine. Nine. Nine items. So you need to decide, James, out of me, Clint, and Claudia, who would have less items on their body than you? Clint. Me?
Starting point is 00:36:11 Is that because I'm a man and you don't think I've got much jewellery on, James? I'm making that assumption, yeah. Yeah, you are. That's all right, we can lock that in. Bree, what was your number before I reveal mine? 13. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:36:25 Nice. Good choice. I've got earrings, I reveal mine? Thirteen. Whoa! Nice. Good choice. I've got earrings, I've got a nose ring, I've got a hat, I've got shoes, I've got socks, I've got a bra, I've got that. There's heaps. There's a hat. I forgot about the bras. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Claudia? Yeah, my mic wasn't on this time. I feel like I'm a bit of an overachiever right now. I'm sitting pretty on 22. How are you moving? To be fair, I have 11 piercings. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Some which can't be said on radio. Yeah, don't even talk about those. Don't say that one. She jingles when she walks, James. Sit off metal detectors. Nightmare in airports. She's like one of Santa's elves. That just leaves me.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Can I check, Ella, what does it say In the rules about a draw Because I'm also wearing Nine items No James wins James wins James wins on a draw That's exciting
Starting point is 00:37:11 He's done it Got it done James What accessories Have you got Because I got to I got to Seven Then I went hat and watch
Starting point is 00:37:19 What have you got Outside of normal clothing James I've got a watch And sunnies and sunnies. Of course he does. There it is. Well done. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Legend. Thanks, guys. No worries.
Starting point is 00:37:34 A lot of stuff going on in my neighbourhood at the moment. A lot of noises. Okay. My partner and I were in Christchurch for the weekend for electric av. We get home last night and we can hear this beeping noise. On the weekend?
Starting point is 00:37:52 No, like last night when we got home. Yeah. So we can hear this beeping noise and we don't know where it's coming from and it's not from our house. And it was so annoying trying to get to sleep and then wake up this morning and it's still happening. Okay. So we haven't figured that out. And then there's also, we don't know what's going on,
Starting point is 00:38:13 but there's a dog in the neighbourhood that hasn't, it hasn't been like this before, but I've never heard a dog cry so loudly. Like it was so loud. Yeah, yeah. And it went all morning. Like the whole time I was at home this morning, it was all morning, and I recorded it, and it was so loud.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Take a listen to this. That's not a happy dog. No, I think his owners have gone away. Yeah. And he's obviously panicking. But this poor dog for, I reckon, five hours. Could it be related to the beeping? Maybe. Like, is there a high-pitched noise that he,
Starting point is 00:39:12 you can only hear the top end of the frequency, the beep. Yeah. But there's some other kind of high-pitched noise going on that he's dealing with? It could be, eh? I just, it's one of those things where you're like, are other neighbours hearing what we're hearing
Starting point is 00:39:27 because it's such loud noises but I don't know what to do a mystery beep would drive me insane have you been to the house where the dog is yeah we went to the house and the dog's fine it's got shade and got water and food and it does stop
Starting point is 00:39:42 so they're obviously coming but I feel like I need to be like, hey, because I would hate, because we have dogs and I would hate if none of our neighbours told us that when we're not there that our dogs were, you know, screaming at the top of their lungs. So these problems that you're describing are the reason that people started community Facebook pages. I'm avoiding a community Facebook page like the plague.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And there it is, yeah. But I guarantee you this is the hot button topic. Do you reckon this is what everyone's talking about in the group chat? The mystery beep, that's like. The mystery beep is. That's neighbourhood Facebook chat 101. I would love to ask in the Facebook page, hey, is anyone else hearing this beep?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Why are you avoiding the Facebook page? Why? I just don't want to, like, all the people I've met that are on our street, lovely, seem really, really nice. I just don't have the time. Well, you don't have to check it. You don't have to use it. Yeah, but that means then people can
Starting point is 00:40:46 get, talk to us and then we can be brought into the, I just, I'd rather stay out of it. No, fair enough. Okay. We have been asked and we've politely said, no, we're okay. We don't need to be a part. Well, then you don't get to, you don't get to join the community spirit.
Starting point is 00:41:01 You don't get to join the hunt for the beep. If you won't join them on Facebook. Oh, I want get to join the hunt for the beep. If you won't join them on Facebook. Oh, I want to be in the hunt for the beep. No, no. If you won't join their angry discussions about who puts their bins where and who's not mowing their berm. Yeah, absolutely right. Someone was speeding on our road the other day.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah. That's going to drive me insane. If I'm not the one to find the mystery beep, then I'm always going to wonder what was the mystery bee. Yeah. Yeah. Find it though. It would drive me crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I looked for like 45 minutes this morning. Couldn't find it. I would have looked like a crazy person. I would have just been wandering around. And you know what? They're writing about you in the community Facebook page. Bree and Clint. And you know what? They're writing about you in the community Facebook page. We're going to do those things your partner does that, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:50 test your relationship. And can I say that before I explain the thing that I did, that I understand that it was wrong. Yeah, same. Yeah. Yeah, same here. And I didn't, none of these things that we're going to talk about, none of these things, your partner doesn't do them with malice.
Starting point is 00:42:03 No. We don't agree with what we're doing. No, we didn't mean to do it. It's an accident. We're angry at us too, okay? This is a good place to vent though. Yeah. Because I feel like in every relationship,
Starting point is 00:42:18 and if you're one of those people that says, my partner never does anything to upset or annoy me, you're lying to yourself. You're lying or your relationship's too new. Yeah. Or it's a very new relationship. You haven't lived together in the same house long enough. Yeah. Maybe this should be more of a confession session where you say,
Starting point is 00:42:32 look, can I just apologise publicly to the country? I know that I did this and it's wrong. So I know that this thing I did was wrong, but I do feel like my wonderful wife should stop telling people about it. Okay, I feel like I've learned my lesson. Yeah, you've been punished enough. You're punishing, you're already punishing yourself. Recently, our cat had an accident and couldn't get to her litter box. And she did, she actually
Starting point is 00:43:00 did really well. She found a laundry basket that had a towel in it. Okay. And so she went and she climbed into the laundry basket and she weed on the towel in the laundry basket. Okay. And I said to my wife, look, you do enough toilet-based stuff with our children. I'll handle all the animal accidents. Okay. That's big of you. Is that poos, wheeze and vomits?
Starting point is 00:43:21 Poos, wheeze and vomits. Yep. Correct. See, in my relationship, I can't do the vomits. Oh, you can't do the vomits. I can do everything else, not the vomits. No, I'll do the vomits unless I sleep through a vomit. Yeah, that happens.
Starting point is 00:43:30 And then she does it. But anyway, when I can, I will do it. So I got the towel. I said, I'll deal with this. You don't have to touch this yucky cat pee towel. And I put it in the wash with the rest of the clothes that were in the washing machine and I washed the towel. And she said that the entire load of washing then smelt like cat pee.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And that I should have known that that was going to happen and I should never have done it. Yeah, because the towel has soaked up all that cat wee. And like I said at the start, I know. You know? I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I know I shouldn't have done it. It's like the Hunger Games 1, 2 and 3. But I didn't think about it. And I actually was looking for a bit of a pat on the back. Like, thanks for dealing with that. What, for putting a towel in the washing machine? Oh, well done. Well done.
Starting point is 00:44:22 You can talk. Oh, mine's way worse. Mine's actually not that bad. It's not that bad. So I get my sometimes when I have time or I have the money, I'll treat myself and I'll get shellac on my nails. And it's great. Love it.
Starting point is 00:44:41 But anyone knows when you get shellac done, after a certain while it starts to chip or just looks a bit yuck, you know, and it'll normally be your dominant hand that starts to chip first and so you've got one hand that looks really not good and then the other hand that looks good. And I just have this like incontrollable compulsion where I need to pick off the shellac. On the good hand or the bad hand?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Well, it starts with the bad hand and then I end up just picking it all off. Yeah, yeah, sure. And the other day I was in the living room and I picked off all my shellac and I've put it, I would say it's on top of this thing where we have in the TV room like it's like a little side table and I forgot about it. And then when she came home, I wasn't in the TV room. I was off doing other things and And all I heard was what is this?
Starting point is 00:45:48 It was all my disgusting picked off shellac. Your little bits of fingernail. That I knew I should have put in the bin, but I forgot. Yeah, that's okay. That's life. Life gets in the way. Has she forgiven you yet? Yeah. She has?
Starting point is 00:46:04 Yeah. Did you own it like an adult? Yeah, I literally went, I'm so sorry. I know that's so yuck. It was a mistake. I know how yuck it is. We want to offer you the opportunity this afternoon to own your mistake that you did that could have torn your relationship apart. But if you own it, if you own it.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Just come forward and say, I did this and I know it was wrong. I know better now. I know I won't make that same mistake again. That was the old me, okay? This is the new and improved me. 0800 dials at M or you can text to 9696. And if you need to confess on your partner's behalf, that's fine too. We can handle that for you this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Someone texted her and said, I do the shellac thing as well. And sometimes I leave it all through the bed. Ha ha. Lucy. Bree and Clint. We're asking the thing that happened in your relationship, small thing, that could have led to a breakup
Starting point is 00:46:53 if someone didn't own it or deal with it. I want to know from producer Ella, who's getting married soon, what can you admit to, Ella, in your relationship where you're like, I know that I'm doing that wrong or what I did was wrong a few things I'm messy I don't cook dinner I don't do the washing I hate brushing my teeth what do you do well you're a real catch oh what I do do is uh I'm
Starting point is 00:47:21 fun and I bring the vibe yeah she yeah, yeah. What's up? What do they call that in the workplace? She's a personality hire. That's what I always say to my partner in my relationship. And I'm like, yeah, but I'm bringing the vibes. The vibes. We're asking the thing in your relationship that could have destroyed the whole thing, but someone's owned it.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I don't even know if this person's owned it. They said, my husband invites people over and doesn't tell me until the day before. At least he's telling you the day before. Like. Yeah. Day before is not bad. I sometimes spring on my partner. I'm like, oh, such and such is coming over this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:47:56 And it just slips my mind. I know that it's wrong. I know that I'm not doing the right thing. But I can't help it. Do you clean the house before they get there? Yeah. Yeah. That's all right then.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I'll do a whip around, but then obviously she gets dragged into it, which she didn't want to be dragged into it. My partner almost dumped me because of the way I brush my teeth. Yeah, that's a long-time relationship thing. That would have built up over years and years. I need to know how they brush their teeth. It's a good point, actually. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Molly's caught up on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Molly. Hi, Molly. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. We're good. What's the seemingly little thing in your relationship
Starting point is 00:48:34 that's bringing all the pressure? Well, my thing is that I will make the kids' lunches, their school lunches in the morning before I'm busy. I've got things to do. And I will just, like, unwrap their snacks and put the rubbish directly in the sink. And then I'll cut up their fruit and leave the little peelings and little fruit bits at the bottom of the sink. And then I'll, like, dump the chopping board on top and all of the cereal bowls and everything
Starting point is 00:48:56 and leave it there and go to work. Right, yeah. And then you go to work, did you say? You're off to work. Yes, I'm off to work. And my partner, he works from home, so he'll come home and have lunch and then he will go to do the dishes and stuff and he will find the grotty, like, sopping wet rubbish
Starting point is 00:49:14 in the bottom of the sink. And he hates it. And he judges me every time. He says it's so disgusting to touch, I just need to put it in the bin the minute I do the lunches. In fairness, Molly, does he ever make the kids lunches? No, never. But he is up for work at, like, ridiculous hour, like 4 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah, right. So he's not there to make the lunches. No, no. But did you say he works from home? Yeah, but we're on a farm. Oh. Yeah, right. When you said work from home, I thought he was doing some emails
Starting point is 00:49:46 in the spare room, making himself an espresso, whatever he wants. No, no, no, he's out there slogging his guts out from 4am. He's in the paddock, yeah, and then he comes home and he just wants to, you know, have a sandwich. Not do a bunch of dishes that aren't his. I am having such deja vu because you sound like my mum and my dad, who is a farmer. I've listened to this exact argument before
Starting point is 00:50:10 where my mum is a little bit messy when it comes to the kitchen and my dad will be like, why can't you just put the stuff in the bin? Do you think you need to do better, Molly, or he needs to suck it up? What do you think? I'm out the door. I've got stuff to do. Yeah, mate.
Starting point is 00:50:23 He gets his hands dirty all day. He can deal with some rubbish in the sink. I got stuff to do. Yeah, mate. He gets his hands dirty all day. He can deal with some rubbish in the sink. I agree, Molly. It's not as a cow poo in the sink, eh, Molly? No, we can't have that. You're making food for his babies, you know? Do you want to read the one about the fan? This is probably, this is going to be the text of the week.
Starting point is 00:50:40 It's only Monday, but this will be the text of the week for me. Someone said, we've recently put a fan in our room at night because it's so hot and humid in Auckland. I'm heavily pregnant and it's such an effort to even roll over at the moment. I had the urge to fart and I couldn't be bothered rolling away so that my bum wasn't facing my partners. I proceeded to do the stinkiest fart and the fan at the end of the bed blew it right into his face. I knew it was wrong and I haven't done it since and he's slowly forgiven me.
Starting point is 00:51:14 That makes me feel so sick. She's allowed. She is allowed. She can't be angry. She's carrying your child. He can't be angry. If she's heavily pregnant, this is the one time that you can fart in your partner's face and they can't say anything about it.
Starting point is 00:51:30 100%. But she didn't even do it on his face. The fan pushed her. And she would have been like. And he probably got you that fan as a gift because you're in such discomfort at the moment. Oh, that's so good. Anyway, relationships are about saying sorry.
Starting point is 00:51:44 They're also about forgiveness. Yeah, and accepting people for the good, the bad, and the farting. Keep that in mind. That's our advice anyway. Do what you want with it. Bree and Clint. It's time for Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:51:57 All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Your birthday bangers, here they come. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who have we got up first? Jack. G'day, Jack. Hi, here they come. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who have we got up first? Jack. G'day, Jack. Hi, Jack.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Hey. Hey, how's it? Good, thanks. What did you do for your weekend, Jack? Not too much. Just kind of hung around the house and slept most of it. Sounds like a good weekend to me. Hey, mate, what is your birthday?
Starting point is 00:52:26 14th of October, 2000. All right, that's easy math, Jack. You were 16 in 2016. And on that exact date, this was number one. I'm only human after all. I'm only human after all. Don't put the blame on me. Rag and bone man, human. Don't put the blame on me.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Do you like it, Jack? Yeah, it's a good song. Yeah, it's good. We at ZM did play it a little bit to death. Yeah, we did. But hearing it there now again, love it. What happened to Rag and Bone Man? Yeah, bring back Rag and Bone Man.
Starting point is 00:52:58 He kind of got eclipsed by the... Oh, the jelly rolls? Jelly rolls, yeah. In the... Anyway, let's go to Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Jelly rolls, yeah. Anyway, let's go to Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey, how are you?
Starting point is 00:53:10 Good, mate. How are you going? How was your day? Yeah, good. It's worked. Same old. Same old, same old. Same old, same old. Same shit, different day, Michaela.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Well, we're glad you're here with us. What is your birthday, Michaela? 5th of June, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005 and we've done the math. Here's your birthday banger. Old school Akon and Lonely.
Starting point is 00:53:39 What do you reckon? Pretty good. My dad loves that song, so yeah, it's cool. Your dad loves it? Okay, nice. Yeah. Not a bad one from Akon. I like an old Akon song.
Starting point is 00:53:50 It's a bit down bars, that one. A little bit. It's quite slow. Connor's here. G'day, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hey, guys. How you doing?
Starting point is 00:53:56 Good, thank you, mate. Did you have an exciting weekend? I worked. Oh. No, I never said that again. Do you have an exciting job, Connor? I issue national warnings for tsunamis and earthquakes. Oh. Do you have an exciting job, Connor? I issue national warnings for tsunamis and earthquakes. Whoa. Well, I mean, pretty exciting.
Starting point is 00:54:11 It is kind of exciting. At times. Yeah. Just very rarely, right? Maybe not exciting in the way we were hoping. Yeah, yeah, not like, great day at work today, babe. I issued three tsunami warnings. The Richter scale was going off.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Is it a lot of sitting around doing nothing in your job, Connor? We find other things to do. We definitely get busy. Like what? Don't ask him that. Yeah, true. No, actually, forget I asked anything. The other PE's bosses might be listening.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I'm about to blow the whole gig, aren't I, Connor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sorry, he's got a pager. He's very important. Sorry for him, Connor. What is your birthday? 11th of May, 1993.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Okay. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And here's your birthday banger. I feel like it kind of suits you and your job Connor boom boom pow it's not bad it was a ripper from the black eyed peas
Starting point is 00:55:15 okay wait there he's doing absolutely nothing well don't bring it up we don't want him to lose his job they're playing solitaire he's like oh we sometimes Well, don't bring it up. We don't want him to lose his job. They're playing solitaire. He's like, oh, we sometimes go... We're busy, okay? Don't ask.
Starting point is 00:55:30 We make some TikToks and... Are we going to play Rag and Bone Man? Are we going to play Black Eyed Peas? It's either Rag and Bone Man or Boom Boom Pow. What do you reckon? I reckon Rag and Bone Man. Okay Boom Pow. What do you reckon? I reckon Rag and Bone Man. Okay, I'll go with you. Jack, you just won birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Congratulations. Thank you. Nice one, Jack. And Connor, you get to keep your job, which is exciting. Maybe I'm foolish, Maybe I'm blind. Bree and Clint. I'm only human. I do what I can. I'm just a man. I do
Starting point is 00:56:11 what I can. Don't put the blame on me. Rag and Bone Man on ZM. Don't put your blame on me. Human. That came out in 2016. That's a birthday banger for Jack. What other songs did Rag and Bone Man have? He had Giant with Calvin Harris.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Oh, that was a banger from Rag and Bone Man. Yeah, yeah, that was a tune. Yeah, it had a couple of hits. Still goes off this time. Was Skin another one? Claudia's giving us a thumbs up. Yes, yeah, Skin. I feel like that was not as big as the other two.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Bring back Rag and Bone Man. Let me just see. I'm just typing in Rag and Bone Man. Latest news. He had a song with Pink. Yes, I remember this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not much on the old Google.
Starting point is 00:57:05 He was touring in the UK at the end of last year. Maybe we should book him. Should we book him? Maybe we should tour Rag and Bone Man. We should get him, Lewis Capaldi. Who else? Jelly Roll. And just have dudes with big voices gig.
Starting point is 00:57:24 That'd be good, wouldn't it? I thought you were going with dudes with beards. Oh, yeah, nah. Nah. It's strictly a dudes with beards tour. Yeah, okay, we'll do a dudes with beards tour. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:37 That'd be dope. Something that's coming up on my TikTok at the moment is the clapping along challenge, clapping to the beat challenge. And mainly it's women testing their husbands or boyfriends for some reason. Okay. And it's not good. The boys ain't got rhythm?
Starting point is 00:57:59 I don't know if it's because of the song and they don't know it well or they just don't have rhythm. Okay. But I thought we could give it's because of the song and they don't know it well or they just don't have rhythm. Okay. But I thought we could give it a crack this afternoon and if you're listening and you're not driving with your hands on the wheel, you can also give it a go. Oh, you could have on the steering wheel, couldn't you? Yeah, oh, yeah, you could do that too.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Producers, we're going to need you guys to be the judges of this, okay? Okay. You referee us. The song is... And just know that Brie believes she has more rhythm than me. Does she? What? Do you?
Starting point is 00:58:32 That's what you just said. I mean, both of your raps were pretty good for Friday Oaky. When have I ever said I have more rhythm than you? I just feel like you claim the rhythm position in this show. Oh, no, you do. You say you have more rhythm, but then Clint has more pitch. Is that what you... Well, no one's actually said that before.
Starting point is 00:58:51 I swear you've said that. I feel like I don't remember saying any of this, and this has all just been put onto me for this break. Well, it's time to prove it. Okay, so the song, what a classic from Hilary Duff. Is it called Let the Rain Fall Down? Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. Let it wash away.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Fans of the show Laguna Beach will recognise it from the opening credits and scenes. And this is the song that people have been testing their partners with. Do you want to go first? What do you do? I just got to clap to the beat. You just clap along to the beat. I just got to clap to the beat of the song that people have been testing their partners with. Do you want to go first? What do you do? I just got to clap to the beat. You just clap along to the beat. I just got to clap to the beat of the song.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Yes. Okay. And then the producers. Surely that's quite easy. And then the producers are going to tell us how we went. So just make sure you clap into the microphone so we can hear, so everyone can hear. Yeah, we can do that.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Okay. Three, two, one. Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. Let it wash away my sanity. Because I want to feel the thunder. I want to scream. Let the rain fall down. I'm coming.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Did I get it? I'm not the judge. How did it go? True. How did I go? You're good. I'm not going to. I'll hold my comments back until Bree's done hers.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I feel like I'm an overthinker, so as soon as I'm put on the spot and there's pressure on me, it's not going to be good. You can do it. Okay. You can do it. Okay. Here he comes. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. Let it wash away My sanity Cause I wanna feel the thunder On the screen Let the rain fall down I'm coming clean What do we think? Yeah, good.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Both of you did it. I like that Clint's was double time. Yeah, Clint's surprise was lower. That threw me. And then I second guessed myself and I went, no, just go with what you think. Okay, how about we try and clap off beat? I feel like you were slightly off beat. I feel like you were doing like a Ringo Starr,
Starting point is 01:00:55 like slightly behind the beat kind of thing. Oh, really? Like a millisecond late. You were in time but you were like a fraction behind the beat. I don't care. Oh, here we go. Rhythm guy over here. You were good.
Starting point is 01:01:08 The rhythm guy. I'm going to listen to the most musically gifted of the show, which is Ella. Okay. She also says that I did all right. Yeah, you did great. All right, pick up the tempo. You ready?
Starting point is 01:01:18 Let the rain fall down and break my dreams. Let it wash away. You're making me off now. Someone said they couldn't hear your claps. They were so on beat, they disappeared in the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were so insane. So intense. Over the weekend, 70,000 people over two days went to Electric Avenue
Starting point is 01:01:48 in Hegley Park in Christchurch. God, there was a lot of people there. I was one of them. I was one of the 70,000 experience Electric Ave for the first time. I've never been. Fantastic, fantastic event. Loved it. And just hitting Christchurch at the best time too.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yeah. Like Christchurch at the best time too. Yeah. Like Christchurch is really firing on all cylinders. So good for that city, isn't it? Like it just, it is. I've been to the last two. Yeah. And I was gutted to miss this one. It's a fantastic.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I won't miss it again. Fantastic event. A lot of amazing artists were there. Good vibes. It was awesome. You stated on the show on Friday before heading into the festival that you had a wish, a dream, something you've never done before. You were hoping to get your first shoulder ride at Electric Avenue.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I've never, ever. No one's ever offered to put me on their shoulders at a festival or a concert, and it's been on my bucket list of things of something I always wanted to do. So did any of the other 69,999 people offer you a shoulder ride? Not a single one. No one? No one?
Starting point is 01:03:02 No one. Did you make yourself available for shoulder rides? I felt like I was pretty open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you hang out around tall people and be like, oh, jeez, I'd love to get a bit of you? I would kind of move to where the bigger fellas were because I feel like I needed quite a, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:19 staunch young lad to put me up on his shoulders. I'm disappointed for you. I'm pretty gutted, to be honest. Yeah, I'm gutted for you too. paunch young lad to put me up on his shoulders and no. I'm disappointed for you. I'm pretty gutted to be honest. Yeah, I'm gutted for you too. Because I don't know if, you know, I'll ever get the opportunity. As your friend, I, Clint Roberts, would like to offer you the opportunity of a shoulder ride of your chosen duration at the upcoming Symphony Festival.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Stop. You can choose to be aboard my shoulders during Darude or Example or Cyril or Symphony itself, if you like. Because all I wanted was one song. Yeah, I know. That's all I was asking. I'm the man for the job. I'm the man for the job. I'm the man for the job.
Starting point is 01:04:05 I worry. You know, if it's a stranger, and it goes bad, I don't ever have to see him again. We go our separate ways. Whereas, if it's you... We look each other in the eye every day.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And can I just say, that is such genuinely a very, very kind offer. I think so. And I'm glad you think that you could get me up on your shoulders. Can I think about it? Oh. Not because I don't think you can do it, but just I need to wrap my head around that if it goes bad or if you can't.
Starting point is 01:04:42 I can't think of it. I then have to face looking at you every day reminded of the time that you said, oh, I could get you up on my shoulders easy, and then you can't. Can you have time to think about it? Of course you can. Every shoulder ride needs to be consensual. So I do require your permission.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Yeah. But, yeah. It's a lovely offer. Can I just say, don't make me wait too long Okay Okay I've put myself out there Okay
Starting point is 01:05:09 I've told you how I feel Okay Leave it with me And I won't wait around forever And I'll get back to you in Not all that many business days Alright Sounds good
Starting point is 01:05:18 Bree and Clint That's us We gotta go Big night of TV Oh my god big night Huge Almost too big It's almost daunting to me how much TV there is Almost too much to tackle
Starting point is 01:05:29 White Lotus, the new episode is out tonight Which is top of my list That's priority number one That is top of this, that's streaming on Neon That's the second episode in season three that comes out tonight So that's awesome Married at first sight Which is a disease
Starting point is 01:05:45 but I cannot quit. It's an absolute cancer of TV. You know, this is the best season in a long time though. It is a good season. I've got a newfound respect for John Aitken
Starting point is 01:05:57 and that hot Argentinian lady. My God, they're good. What about the other one? Hey, she's there. Yep. And then you're watching Survivor. Oh yeah, The other one. Hey, she's there. Yep. Yeah, she, yep, yep. I see what you're saying. And then you were watching Survivor.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Oh, yeah, I'm watching Survivor Australia. But you were watching that on a VPL, right? Yeah, the very important football league. The visible panty line streamer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, whatever you watch tonight, just make sure it's the White Lotus because it's bloody good. And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.
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