ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th January 2023

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Welcome, welcome everyone. If you can't tell, and I hope you can't tell, I've got Invisalign in at the moment, which is like braces to straighten out your teeth. Can you tell? Can you guys tell from the way that I'm talking that I've got invisible line in? I don't think so. I mean, I can because I'm sit close to you and we've talked so much over the last hour

of a long, but like not much. A lot of people get it and they get real lispy with their invisible line in and that was the real challenge for me who talked for a living that I was going to end up talking like this. And then I probably would have had to take it out. Yeah. But I'm good. I'm good, aren't I?

You know what they say, and this is what I'm looking forward to about this procedure. On average, people who do this, because you can't eat. You can't snack, because you've got to take them out to snack. People lose, on average, five kilos from doing it. Well, you don't have five kilos to lose.

I hate to break it to you. I think you need to put five on. No, I've got some bits over here. No, I don't think you need to put five on. I've got some bits over here. I don't think you need to drop any weight. I just want to... The reason I wouldn't mind dropping it is they say everybody has abs. You've got to get to them.

This is the thing. I don't think mine are in there. Apparently you've got them. You've just got some stuff in front of them. You just need to activate them. Do some muscle workouts. I think the thing you're not realising is no matter how much weight you lose, you don't automatically get abs. Well, not for us ladies anyway. If you have enough or enough not fat, if you lose enough fat.

It's all about toning. Surely the muscles. Yeah, surely they're in there. I've just got to find them. No, you've got to do some like cramping. Yeah, but when you lose weight, you don't just lose fat is what I'm saying. Right. You know?

What else do I lose? Like when you lose weight, it's not just fat you're losing. Isn't it? No. You lose weight. I think from not snacking it's probably just fat, but if you're just like... You can lose muscle too. What I'm saying is all I'm cutting out

is like half a box of scorched almonds in the evening and going to the vending machine during the show that's the stuff that I can't eat

how fun is the vending machine though I miss it cold chips what do you guys want from the vending machine salt and vinegar

I'm doing so well I'm doing so well Claude what do you want maybe the barbecue chips okay barbecue chips what do you want I'm going to go straight after this. Oh my gosh. All of it? I want all of it. I can eat it. I just have to pull these things out of my mouth, eat it, then go and brush my teeth and put them back in. It just gets annoying. So you want something?

Yeah, I want Doritos. That's how desperate I am. I don't even eat Doritos. I want Doritos. I love Doritos. God, I just love the real dirty version of nachos. When you make them with Doritos. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've got so much flavouring on them.

It's Doritos and then you've got the jar salsa and you put that on top of the Doritos and then you just put grated cheese all over that and then you whack it in the microwave. Oh, dirty Doritos and then you just put grated cheese all over that and then you whack it in the microwave. Oh, dirty Doritos. What would be real dirty is if you put the processed cheese slices on top of it. Okay, no, that's too far. You've got to have the nice grated cheese.

Well, you've got artificial flavouring on your corn chips. You've got artificial salsa. Artificial flavouring on the corn chip. Very different to that plastic cheese. Actually, plastic cheese has its place, though. I was going to say, you've been a bit hard on plastic cheese here. McMuffins? Yes.

Yeah. Burgers? Yeah. No. Don't mind it. Nah. You're wrong. Okay, so you guys don't like cheeseburgers or any burger from McDonald's because that's

what that cheese is. Well, let's not bring big corporates into this. I'm just saying it's delicious and that's what they use and tastes great. What does Subway use? That. It's like somewhere in between. Somewhere in between, eh? Back in the day, it was definitely just the same.

I think it's pretty much the same. I love a cheese slice. I love a processed cheese slice. Yeah, it's got its place. I want to buy that whole fire engine full of them and just eat the whole box. In America, they have cheeses like that. They've got cheese slices, but they'll mix two colors together. So it's like light yellow.

You'll be proud of me. You know how we had cheese at work yesterday? Yeah. And then went home and while dinner was cooking, we made a cheese board and had cheese for dinner. Oh, see, that's my ideal. Did you have two cheese boards yesterday? I had two cheese boards. That's commitment.

That's living. It was commitment. That's living. It was great. That is living. This is what being a grown-up is. She's cutting out sugar, but I'm just snacking on everything else. What's fucked about being a grown-up is you spend your whole life thinking about what you'll do when you're in charge and how you'll live your life. I haven't had ice cream for dinner once.

What? You know? What's wrong with you? You could have ice cream for dinner every night if you wanted to. I have ice cream for breakfast. This is why I don't do sugar anymore is because You could have ice cream for dinner every night if you wanted to. I have ice cream for breakfast. This is why I don't do sugar anymore is because I would have ice cream for breakfast just like constantly. Yeah, it's big sweet tooth.

Delish. I remember I got an operation once and my mum had to come look after me for a week and my mum and I literally just had cheese boards for a week. Dream. That's all we had for dinner. Yeah. It was so good. Any meats?

Yeah. Meats on there? Oh, it was like an antipasta board. So it had all the meats, the pickles, the onion. Oh, my God. Ella, what goes on a vegan cheese board? Grapes. Carrots.

You could have cocktail onions. Do you guys like cocktail onions? I'm going to Google that. I don't love them. Holy shit, I love a cocktail onion. But I haven't tried them for 10 years. Shit, you've got to try them again. I feel like your palate would...

Lower little pickle, though, on the cheese board. They look yucky. The tiny little gherkins. Pretty much cocktail onions are a similar vibe to that. They're so good. In Australia, you can buy red and green ones, but you can't buy them here. I don't know why.

Great. Of the onions. What else could you have on a vegan cheese? Aren't those the little cherry nuts? Crackers. The crackers. You could have the crackers. The water crackers.

Vegan cheese. You can have vegan cheese. Yeah, but... Yeah, I feel like this is a myth because you still haven't bought any in. You could have a slice of apple. Or you could have olives. I haven't been.

I haven't been to the market. I love olives. Yeah. Sun-dried tomatoes. Yum. Piece of basil. Shit, I love a sun-dried tomato. Could you have goat cheese on a vegan?

That's not vegan. It's from an animal. Oh, good point. It's from a goat. I was thinking of alternative cheeses. When it's going to go vegan, he'll be like, yeah, I'll go vegan. So what do you mean I can't have goat cheese?

I've just been eating fish. I'm just going to have some seafood. All good, right? No! It's like on my big fat Greek wedding. They're like, he's vegetarian. She's like, he doesn't eat meat. He don't eat meat?

And then she's like, it's okay. I make him lamb. I love it. So good. All right, we're out of here. We've got to get a cheese board. See you guys tomorrow. Bye.

Peace. Well, howdy pilgrims. Afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on ZM. Good to have you here. Tuesday? We're on Tuesday, aren't we? We're on Tuesday, yeah.

Are you going to ask me if I've kept up with my 5k a day? I was going to ask you actually when you got here. Have you done your 5k's today? Wait, let me just check in. Let me check in. Oh, she's close. Wait, wait, I thought you were going out for a 5k walk. Is it 5k's, you just want to be on your feet for 5k's across the day?

Well, technically my walk is like four and a half and then I figure the rest, the 500 can get made up of, you know, walking to and from work. Okay. So have you done your 5Ks? Not yet. Not yet. Okay.

4.55. Okay. A couple of trips to the vending machine today during the show. We'll get there. Exactly. We'll get it done. Yeah. Hey, question for people who have that, you know, the circles and you've got the red circle.

The rings. The rings, yeah. The fitness rings on your phone, yeah. On my phone, I've only ever closed the red circle. How do I get to the green circle? Oh, I've got no, I don't know, eh? Well, see, I don't know. Like on one day, I did like 15 kilometres and it still didn't close the green circle.

Is it like a higher intensity or something? On mine, I don't have an iPhone, on mine the green is the number of footsteps. So that must be my red. Yeah. And then so what's the green? Calories burnt maybe? So I burnt no calories. I don't know.

I don't know. How does it not tell you what the green is? Producers, you guys did a pump workout this morning. Have you closed your green circle or what? Surely. I didn't have my phone on me, though. A bit sweaty. We're so fitspo in January, eh?

This is the way the whole country is right now. We're all on our fitness goals. New year, new us. We've got our New Year's resolution. You just wait till daylight savings ends. I should have stuck with my New Year's resolution. Was it last year where I wasn't going to wash my hair for a year? No, your New Year's resolution as of last week was a garlic bread a day.

I'm still on that. I've got a few. I've got a few. Your hair starts washing itself after a while, doesn't it? No, it wasn't straightening my hair for a year. That was it. Oh, yeah. To give it some time to rest.

Not shaving your leg hairs. I do that anyway. Yeah, good. Good. I got off anyway. Yeah, good, good. I got off that train years ago. Hey, let's kick things off with Tradie vs Lady. If you're keen to play with us, the phone lines are officially open on 0800 dial ZM.

We're looking for a tradie and a lady to compete for $50 cash thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go. The Tradies and the Ladies are back,

and they're going head-to-head so far this year. It's three games apiece. We're all tied up. Let's meet our Lady first. She's from Te Araha. She's 19, and she doesn't like bacon. Mmm, controversial. Welcome to the show, Tyler.

G'day, Tyler. Hello, how are you? Have you tried vegan bacon? I have not actually, but I would be interested. Or that option where they grill banana skins and they say it tastes like bacon. You know what they call it? What?

Yeah, I don't know about that. You know what they call it? Fakin'. Fakin', yeah. Fakin'. I'm with you, Tyler. Fake bacon. I don't know about the banana skins. The bananaakin'. Yeah, I'm with you, Tyler. Fake bacon. I don't know about the banana skins.

The banana skin goes in the bin. Thank you very much. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Invercargill. He's 21 and he likes barking at dogs. Okay. We might have to put a delay on this guy. Welcome to the show, Ollie.

G'day, Ollie. G'day. How are you? Mate, I'm going to need to hear it now. Give us your best bark. You sound like that guy from A Current Affair. And he came bounding over. I'm so keen to find out if Ollie is all there.

And this is the perfect test. We'll put him to the tradie versus lady challenge. Ollie, your buzzer is tradie. Tyler, yours is lady. Whoever gets three answers correct first gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Bronze whaler, great white, and tiger are all types of what?

Lady. Yes, Tyler. Shark. That is correct. A little bit of a, you know, throw a little bit of a spanner in the works with the bronze whaler. Yeah, tricky A. But they figured it out. Question number two. I like in the works with the bronze whaler. Yeah, tricky, eh? But they figured it out. Question number two.

Like how the killer whale is actually a dolphin. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Wait, what? The killer whale is a dolphin. Isn't it a shark as well? No.

Who knows? It's a mammal. Quick, move on. Yeah, okay, cool. Question number two. Whatever it is, Ollie would bark at it. One to the ladies. Name the romantic day coming up for couples this...

Trudy. Yes, Ollie. Valentine's Day. Well done. Tyler, that's your first warning for language. Sorry, sorry. Apologies. All right, Ollie.

It's a two-strike system in this game, by the way. Yeah. Ollie, you're romantic. That's one to the tradies. Question number three. How long does an elephant's pregnancy last for? Is it six months, 18 months or 22 months? Yes, Ollie.

18 months. No. I mean, it's a great guess. Tyler? I'm going to go 22. Yeah, well done. That is correct. 22 months.

What a nightmare, those poor elephants. Ollie was so... Imagine birthing an elephant. Well, it's all relative, isn't it? Well, they've got an elephant-sized... Yeah. Right, fair enough. You know, question number four, it's two to the ladies,

one to the tradies. I hate to think about it. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace By the lady, lady. Yes, Tyler. Beyonce? Yeah.

She's got it. That was the win. Beyonce. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Beyonce, question mark. Beyonce. You've done it, Tyler.

That's all we needed. $50 cash thanks to KFC coming your way, my friend. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Imagine this. You're just working in a pub in Featherston, pulling pints, serving up bangers and mash. Palmers, but that's in Australia. There's no chicken palmers in Featherston, I don't think. No.

Oh, there could be. And then all of a sudden you look up and bloody Ed Sheeran's walked into the pub. Thinking out loud Maybe we found love I love this story. And he does this quite often, doesn't he? Yeah.

I don't even think he was trying to do a thing. I think he was just in the Wairarapa, possibly visiting Sir Peter Jackson. Yeah, and wanted a meal. And he wanted to go and get some pub grub. He's walked into the Bracken Bow in Featherston. Great establishment. Good plug.

And Debbie, who works there, has gone, oh, that looks like Ed Sheeran. Bloody hell, he looks exactly like Ed Sheeran. So she says she ID'd him to make sure and saw that his driver's licence said Ed Sheeran. Bloody hell, he looks exactly like Ed Sheeran. So she says she ID'd him to make sure and saw that his driver's licence said Ed Sheeran. What do you know? I reckon we have to call the Brackenbow and get a first-hand account. Calling the Royal Hotel and Brackenbow Bar and Restaurant.

Feast is one for the restaurant and bar and two for hotel. That's what we want, the restaurant and bar. We've got to talk to Debbie. Where's Debbie? We've got to get that one degree of separation from Ed Sheeran. He's clearly in the country.

What's he up to? What's he doing? Hello? Hi, is it possible to speak with Debbie, please? Debbie is not on tonight, sorry. Is Debbie not on or is she sick of talking to radio stations about meeting Ed Sheeran? No, she's not on tonight, sorry.

I can give you her phone number if you'd like. Oh, don't give out Debbie's personal phone number. You don't even know us. We're from ZM. We're okay. We're some of the good ones. It's Bree and Clint calling. What's your name?

My name's Taylor. Taylor, did you get to meet Ed Sheeran when he came into the pub? No, I was gutted. I was away on holiday. Yeah. No, Taylor. Is anyone there at the pub that did meet Ed Sheeran? Oh, I think if you're lucky, I might see my manager around.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Because we want to get as close as possible. At the moment, we're two degrees of separation from Ed. We're going to go through you to get to Debbie, and then Ed. Can we get a little bit closer? I'll just double check. Hold on one second.

All right. Thank you very much. This is John here. Did you very much. Is John here? Did you meet your share in? Were you here when your share was there? I was here. Well, because I'm on the phone with the radio station. Which one?

ZM. You've got to go to ZM. Oh, I'm so sorry, but my manager's just gone down the road to see us. That is a lie. We heard them in the background. They said, which radio station is it? And you said it's ZM, and they've decided not to take the call. No, no, no.

He has gone down the road. I was just asking. If we were calling from Coast, I bet Ed's going to take that. Taylor, it's okay. You can tell us straight. He doesn't like ZM. If it had to be Coast. We love ZM. coast, I bet. Taylor, it's okay. You can tell us straight. He doesn't like that end. No, no, no. We love to eat them here. We play it sometimes.

Okay, you've got to give us the goss because we're getting as many plugs in as we can for the Bracken Bow. We're drumming up business for you guys too. What did he share in order when he was at the pub? Do you know? If I'm right, I think he got a pint of Castle's Lager and then he had a bowl of fries.

Just sat down for a quiet one. And that's it? He didn't order anything else? No, I think that was it. Does Ed Sheeran drink for free if he comes into the Brackenbow again in Featherston? Oh, I'm not sure. We'll have to see. Wait, you wouldn't give Ed Sheeran a free beer if he came in? We might do. We'll have to wait and see what happens when he comes in next. If Ed Sheeran's not getting free pints, I wonder who is. They run a tight ship.

Okay, what was your name again? My name's Taylor. Taylor. Thanks, Taylor. Thank you for getting us as close to Ed Sheeran as we've gotten in a long time. We really appreciate it. You're very welcome. There you go.

He's floating around the Wairarapa either way. You want to get your selfie. Can you imagine the patrons at that pub when he walks in? Going, what the hell? I've got the radio station on the phone. I want to talk about Ed Sheeran. Which one? Which station? ZM.

Oh, nah. Stuff those. Tell them to get stuffed. Stuff those buggers. Brian Clint. You know, sometimes on this show, Clint, we like to talk about what was in you. Yeah. We do it enough that it deserves its own opener.

Yeah, maybe we should get that made for 20. I've actually got it. I've got it. Have you? Yeah. You know the Craig David song, What's Your Flavour? That's the same song we use for everything. No, it's not.

No. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. Oh, damn it. We haven't done What's Your Gadget for probably three years. We should bring that back. It was a hit. People loved it, eh?

Yeah. That segment was based off what's your favourite appliance to use in the kitchen. Yeah. And there'd be way more that have been invented after three years. People say we just talk rubbish on this show, that this job is easy. They are. Excuse me. They are correct.

Anyway, I wanted to do, what was in you? Tell me what was in you? Ow. Claude, can you work with that? Can you work that up into something? Yeah, that'll be easy. Cool, thanks.

Which, I mean, we could have used it for right now because I came across this guy on social media. His name's Dr. Nick Pappas, and he is an orthopedic surgeon, which if you don't know what that is, neither did I. I Googled it. They specialise in musculoskeletal systems, so like the bones, joints, ligaments, tendons, all the intricate stuff. Yeah. They're a surgeon. They like the bones, joints, ligaments, tendons, all the intricate stuff.

Yeah. You know? They're a surgeon. They're a surgeon, essentially. And he has taken to social media with all of the different stories about what he's found inside people. Fascinating. I mean, it's blowing up.

People are loving it. Because we're talking about things that are like in your body, but not in an orifice, right? Yes, correct. So something that's entered. Hasn't been swallowed. Entered the skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or, you know. It's gone in where there's no entry point. You know, like when maybe Nick in second grade stabbed you with a pencil and a piece of lead got stuck in your hand. A kid in home economics stabbed me in the leg with a kitchen knife once. Went through the apron, through my school shorts.

Of course it went through the apron. It's a knife. Of course it went through your shorts. You've never seen someone regret something so fast. He stabbed me. And then he went, he was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Please, please don't tell anybody. Please, please don't tell anybody.

And I said, pull the knife out. How bad was it? Nah, not bad. Just like that. What school did you go to? Ruh-ruh-ruh, baby. Anyway, back to Nick Pappas, the

orthopedic surgeon. I didn't need surgery. I'm assumed. Anyway, do you want to hear some of the things that he's documented that he's pulled out of people? Definitely. So interesting. So he talks a lot about hand surgeries that he's done because a lot of people get stuff stuck in their hands or their fingers. Yeah. So interesting. So he talks a lot about hand surgeries that he's done because a lot of people get stuff stuck in their hands or their fingers. Yeah. And he said from memory,

some of the stuff that I've pulled out is kinner. Oh. Kinner spines. Yeah. That'll infect you. Yep. He said he's seen that. He's pulled some of those out. He's also pulled out BB gun pellets. Oh, yeah. Sheesh. I'm imagining your brother points a BB gun at you and you put your hand over the muzzle to be like, don't you point that at me. And he just goes, bang.

How much that would hurt. Yeah. God, that would hurt. Don't do that. He's pulled out electrical wire. I'm assuming that's from maybe like an electrician or someone who works on like a job site. Yeah. Okay. Interesting.

He said, oh, this is the one that got me. This is the one that really got my attention. He has pulled out rings that the skin has grown over. Okay, that is disgusting. That is. What? Take your wedding

ring off. Have a wash. Take it off sometimes. Although I have seen people before who have been wearing their ring so long that their hand has like changed shape or they've grown, they've got bigger and they can't get it off. I've never heard of the body swallowing a ring. Neither have I. Imagine.

Anyway, he's blowing up on up online on social media. People are loving it. Is he breaching doctor-patient confidentiality here? Well, if he doesn't say who it was. Bree and Clint. So we're asking the age-old Bree and Clint question, what was in you?

Claude's rapidly worked up some production for this. There's not lyrics? Do we have to do them live? No, this is ready to go. We haven't heard it yet. Let's not lyrics. Do we have to do them live? What are we? No, this is ready to go. We haven't heard it yet. Let's debut it. What was in you? Tell me what was in you.

Pretty good from you, Claude. Good work, Claude. It's a shame about the vocal performance. Yeah, I had to work with what I got, you know? Is that what I sound like? That's exactly what you sound like. That's your voice that you put on a lot, hey? It's like the...

I don't know what you call it, but it's a voice that you use quite often. Retire me. Honestly, that's disgusting. We want to know what was in you, and some people are willing to call up and share that. Charlene is here. Hi, Charlene. G'day, Charlene. Hi, how you going? Good, mate.

Tell us, Charlene, what was in you? Well, I was hanging up a piñata for my daughter's seventh birthday up a tree, and I slipped and got a bit impaled on a tree branch, which just missed a vital part, a centimeter, which was lucky. Anyway, I said to my girlfriend, oh, my God, oh, my God, it was on the ground, so she pulled it out. Yeah. And then I had to go to hospital

and they cleaned it up and stitched me up but I didn't get well and I was still in hospital three days later with blood poisoning. Oh no! You poor bugger.

I picked me up again and found a piece of branch as big as my little finger still in there. Oh God! Wait, where did you say it, where did you say it got you? Can you say where it impaled you?

My mum now calls the Christmas fairy on top of the tree, Charlene. Charlene, yeah. Right. That's a great way to describe where it is. Do you realise that for a small amount of time, you were the piñata? Charlene, you're the Christmasñata. Charlie, you're the Christmas tree, Rachel. Okay, well, glad you're okay now, Charlie.

Thank you for sharing that very intimate story. Oh, my God, that was the best description and use of code I've ever heard. Becky's here. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hello. We want to know what was in you. A massive hook.

A massive hook? Yeah, a big fishing hook, a big rusted one. How did that happen, Becky? So when I was younger, we were... She was swimming around in the Pacific Ocean and she saw a piece of bait floating and she thought, oh, I'll eat that. Tasty.

When did you decide to grow legs and not be a mermaid? No, tell us. It was the end of my mermaid career. How did you get to grow legs and not be a mermaid? No, tell us. That was the end of my mermaid career. How did you get hooked, Bikki? So we was out fishing when I was younger, and my mate launched it and caught me, but she thought she caught a fish. So she kept pulling it, and it kept going further in.

And then I looked down, and I'm like, what the heck is that tugging? And yeah, I just, yeah. Where did it go? What body part did it go through? In my arm. In your arm? Oh, Becky. And then my dad tried cutting it out with a pen knife.

You're not getting a hook out. He just wanted to stay out there fishing. Take Becky to the doctors. Was the bait still on it? Yeah, so I had bacon and feathers and all sorts hanging off it. And I had to hop it on and get it cut out. That was my worst nightmare. Catch of the day.

Jeez. One more from Sophie. Hi, Sophie. G'day, Sophie. Hi. Tell us, Sophie, what was in your mate? So I swallowed a five-cent piece. Oh, no.

Yeah. And it was lodged in my throat. Recently? And my mum and dad had taken me to the hospital. Terrifying. It wasn't recently, I hope, Sophie. Nah, nah. I was little.

Okay. But the surgeon had to actually, like, basically strangle me so that it didn't dislodge and close off my windpipe. I was little. Okay. But the surgeon had to actually like basically strangle me so that it didn't dislodge and close off my windpipe. Go further down. Oh, that is every parent's worst nightmare, Sophie. That is horrific. Oh, you poor thing. You know what?

My mum's still got the five cent piece. Did it come out the mouth or did it have to come out the bottom? No, they had to pull it out the mouth. Yeah, lucky. Because you would have been too small for it to make its way down. Yeah, so mum's still got the teeth. You would have been like a pokey machine if it had to come it out of the mouth. Yeah, lucky. Because you would have been too small for it to make its way down. Yeah, so mum still got the teeth cut. You would have been like a pokey machine if it had to come out your bottom, wouldn't you? Or out your mouth, either or.

Bing, bing, bing, bing. Well, glad you're okay, Sophie. Thank you for sharing. Thanks. Thanks, Soph. And that concludes... What was in your... Tell me what was in your soul.

I just needed a bit of harmonising, that's all it was lacking. Yeah, we're good at harmonising. Brie and Clint. I want to talk about bucket lists for a second. Brie, have you got a bucket list? I don't. If you don't know what a bucket list is, it's a list of things you want to achieve or do in your life

before you kick the bucket, a.k.a. die. I've watched that really fun movie, The Bucket List, though. Fun fact about that movie, do you know the term bucket list didn't exist until that movie came out? What? I have read this before, but I didn't believe it. This is this weird phenomenon

where people think bucket list has been around forever, but the movie Bucket List invented the term bucket list. I read that and I call BS. Do you? When did the term bucket list invented the term bucket list? I read that and I called BS. Do you? When did the term bucket list come about? Because I read that too. Is it Mel?

No. Who's in the movie? Not Mel Gibson. Not Mel Gibson. The term was used in 1999 by American and British screenwriter Justin Zachman in his screenplay for the 2007 film The Bucket List. Isn't that incredible?

What? The Bucket List invented the term bucket list. I still don't believe that. The story is about a woman called Lauren Carney. She's American. She discovered her dad's bucket list 13 years after he died. Wow, that's a long time after. Without going through his stuff. that's a long time after. Yeah, without going through his stuff.

It's a really sad story. He was killed by a distracted driver when she was 25. Oh, that's so sad. And then in her late 30s, so she's gone right through her late 20s into her 30s without having her dad around. In her late 30s, she's come across a bucket list that he wrote in

1978, the year that she was born. Wait, so's come across a bucket list that he wrote in 1978, the year that she was born. Wait, so if he wrote the bucket list in 1978, but we just figured out that the bucket list, the term, didn't come about, so technically has this guy come up with the term, the bucket list? Whoa. You just blew my freaking mind, bro. Did I actually? He didn't call it a bucket list.

It was just a list of things that he wanted to do in his life. Oh, bucket list. It had 60 tasks on it. 60? That's a fair few. We didn't expect to die so soon, I guess. So he had lots of things that he wanted to achieve in his life. Four of them had already been ticked off,

including do a comedy set in a nightclub. And see a World Series baseball game live. Whoa comedy set in a nightclub. Cute. And see a World Series baseball game live. Whoa, that's a big one. Yeah. Hard to get tickets to those. It took Laura five years, but she has completed the other 54 things on her dad's bucket list. What are some of the things?

So some of the things he wanted to do, he wanted to, there's lots of really random ones. He wanted to swim the width of a river. Okay. So I imagine a decent river with a decent current coming down it. He wanted to swim across a river. He wanted to grow a watermelon. Oh, yeah. I like that one.

I don't reckon watermelons are that easy to grow. You can't grow them in every climate either. True. So you have to move. He wanted to go to the Super Bowl. Oh, that's a tough one as well. He wanted to talk to the Pope. She has talked to the Pope.

In some way, she has talked to the Pope. I don't know if it was at like... Maybe she wrote the Pope a letter. Yeah. And he replied. Maybe she hit him up on... IG. Yeah, in the DMs. On MSN.

Boop, boop. Hey, Pope. Hey, Popey. You up? Ha! Pope, what's happening? Pope, you up? Sorry, Pope.

G2G. Leave the Pope on read. Gotta go. Gotta go, Popey. He wanted to talk with the President. God, he had some big things on the list. Yeah, and he wanted to talk with the president. God, he had some big things on the list. Yeah, and he wanted to visit Europe. That's just a handful of the things that he wanted to achieve.

She spent five years doing them, and she's ticked off her dad's entire bucket list of 60 things. What if, I mean, not to go to the gutter, because I mean I'm a classy lady, but what if he, you know, had on the list... Do this position. No, what if he had... no, I was going to say, what if he had on the list hook up with this real hot woman or something?

Yeah, yeah, it was 1978 and it was like, I'm Pash Stevie Nicks. Yeah, hook up with whoever it was and she's like, well. Well, do you want to fulfil Dad's bucket list or not? I guess I've got to get it done. She's not dead. Yeah. You know?

Well, true. I'd Pash Stevie Nicks. I mean, yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't have to tell it done. She's not dead. Yeah. You know? Well, true. I'd pass Stevie Nicks. I mean, yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't have to tell me once. Anyway, this is not about me. It's about her. Pretty special.

That's amazing. I think it's so lovely because it's also, I can only imagine how hard it is to lose a parent so young. This is what she said. It would help her with the grieving process. And it would have helped her feel like her dad was there with her through that whole five years and would have actually let her. She said it helped her understand her father more

because she experienced the things that he wanted to experience. I feel like it probably would have been quite emotional and sad once she'd done all of them. And she probably would have. I mean, five years isn't long to get through all those. But that's when you write your own. And this story makes me want to write a bucket list. I don't have a bucket list.

I want to set some things out that I want to achieve in my life. What would be on there? Buy a brand new car. Whoa. Couldn't that be cool? Cool, man. Don't you want to buy a brand new car? Oh, you have bought a brand new car.

Yeah, I've done. I've got that Mitsub man. Don't you want to buy a baby? Oh, you have bought a brand new car. Yeah, I've done. I got that Mitsubishi. Don't you want to go in there? I want to go in there one day to get that new car smell and then be there. That's mine. It is pretty amazing. Like, I can, like, it was one of, like, when I did it a few years ago, I was like, God, this is an achievement.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, the crappy cars that I have had, I was like, I'm so proud of myself. I want to swim with dolphins. I've tried to do that. Oh my God, you've done everything on my bucket list. Yeah, what else? Maybe I've done it. I want to hook up with Stevie Nicks.

Oh my God, I have done everything. I thought we could ask people this afternoon for some inspiration because people have bucket lists. You don't have to be dying to have a bucket list. We want to know this afternoon what's on the top of yours? What is the thing you want to do most in your lifetime? What's at the top of your bucket list?

What's the number one thing? Yeah. Like the pinnacle of the bucket list. Inspire us. Share it with us on our 800 dial ZM. And by saying it out loud, or you might just manifest it, might make it come true. Bree and Clint.

We want to know what's on your bucket list. Have you got one? There's a story about a woman in America who found her late father's bucket list 13 years after he died and she set about completing it. She did 56 things that he wished, well, that he wanted to do before he was killed. I love this.

Such a nice, wholesome story. And we're asking you guys on 0800DIALZN, what's at the top of your bucket list? Inspire us. We want to put a bucket list together. Stacey's here. Hi, Stace. Hi, Stacey.

Hi, guys. Have you got a bucket list? I have a few things on it. Not a lot, just a couple. Yeah. Okay. Okay, what's at the top? I want to go over to the US and drive Route 66

in a convertible Mustang with my husband. I love that. Do you reckon you're going to get there to do it? Maybe. Maybe once the kids have dug it off from their time. We might just say that. Has to be a car with

no backseat A's so there's no chance the kids can tag along. What else just out of interest is on there, no chance the kids can tag along. What else, just out of interest, is on there, Stacey? Hot air ballooning. No, no, no, take it off the list. And to go over to Westport,

a little town in Ireland, and sit in the pub and have a Jimmy's and red drink. Oh, I like that one. You were going to say Westport in the South Island. I was like, you can just do that. We can make that happen. Not the same, guys. Not the same.

Not the same. There's some drunk Irish guys there, though. Okay, thank you, Stacey. That's very cool. Let's go to Kate. Kia ora, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi.

Tell us, mate, what's at the top of your bucket list? Oh, I would love to say that I've run on all seven continents. I feel like, you know, double-edged sword. You know, you have like something to achieve, but also it'd be travel and being able to see... Wait, does that include Antarctica? It would. I know that would probably be my tricky one.

Hey, Kate, when you say run on all seven continents, do you just mean like a, you know, maybe 50 metres? A jog. A jog? Oh, I'd probably said it a little bit further. You don't want to run across the continent, though, do you? Like, for a skunk? No, no, no, no, no, no.

She's not crazy. She doesn't want to, you know. Well, it's Kate's bucket list. She can put whatever she wants on that. You know, and maybe on some of them it would be running away from wildlife or wild animals. We get you to Africa and we just put you in front of, like, a leopard. Your time is... Yes, You'd run good then. The fastest

5k's you've ever done. Okay, thanks Kate. Baron's here. Kia ora Baron. Hi Baron. It's Farron, yeah. Farron? Yeah. Farron. Sorry Farron. I thought Baron was an interesting name. I haven't heard it before. Baron of what?

Farron, what's on your bucket list? So I'd love to go to a high-profile sports game and streak at the game. Okay. Farron, how high-profile are we talking? Good question, Brie. Oh, like televised? Like that high, yeah.

Like an NPC game? No, no. It would have to be a game where I wouldn't want to go back and watch it, you know, in a country and a stadium. Because you're getting banned. You're getting banned. Okay, so we go overseas. I'm thinking like the Boxing Day test in Australia.

What do you reckon? Maybe not quite that local. Yeah. What, are you going to go further abroad? You want to do the Super Bowl? Yeah, maybe, you know. The further you go, the? You want to do the Super Bowl? Yeah, maybe The further you go, the harder it is to get on the field They take it much more seriously in America

There's no way you're streaking the Super Bowl Farron, when you say streaking Are we talking the full nutty? No, maybe not quite I don't know, I'll see how I feel No, no, no, no I will not stand for semi-nude streaking in 2023. If you are going to get on the field and risk being banned from the venue

and steal our attention away from the game, you better be full nude. You got to go the full Hulk. You better be buck naked, Farron. The full round Robin. Okay? You know what's funny, Farron, is I hosted, I emceed at the Black Clash last Friday and we were literally talking about streakers and just obviously because, you know, the possibility.

And we were talking about like the different rules. So did you know if you're, depending on how much clothing you have on, the fine and the punishment's different? Really? Yes. Really? Yeah. So the more nude, the worse the punishment.

Absolutely. And like there's different rules. But I know for a fact in Australia, so, Farron, maybe don't do it there, I know for a fact if you go the full nudge in Australia, it can be up to, like, a $10,000 fine. Worth it, eh, Farron? It'll be worth it. It's your bucket list.

I guess it would have been how flush I am. All right, thanks, Farron. All good. All good. See you, man. Thank you very much. Next on the show, Tiki Farron. All good. All good. See you, man. Thank you very much. Next on the show, Tiki Tane's in studio. He's on the bill for the just-announced

Symphony in the Domain gig alongside some superstars. There's some big people on the bill. We're going to catch up with Tiki after this. If you're keen to win some tickets to Symphony, you can text SYMPHONY to 9696, and that'll put you in the draw. Brian Clint, here's Doja Cat. Doja Cat.

Brian Clint. Changed things up a bit this year. We bought it earlier, so some people who haven't played before can have a chance. It's birthday banger time. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, the number one songs on your guys' 16th birthdays. This is Birthday Banger. Who have we got first? Anne-Marie. G'day, mate. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi.

How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Good to hear. Anne-Marie, G'day, mate. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Good to hear. Anne-Marie, what's your birthday? 7th of April, 1981. All right. That means you were 16. Do the math.

Carry the one. 1997. And here it is, your birthday banger. Damn. Warren G? Are we sure it's the Warren G? Oh, 1997. Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Sorry, I felt the old birthday banger trap when I was thinking of 1981. What do you reckon, Anne-Marie? You like it? Yeah. Bit of a random one. A Warren G version of I Shot the Sheriff. Yeah, it's not one that comes to mind straight away. No, not really.

All right, wait there, Anne-Marie. Let's do one for Kat. Kia ora, Kat. G'day, Kat. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. How's your week going so far, mate? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good.

What's your birthday? 15th of May, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on that day in 2003 This had a number one hit Oh that chick from Neighbours Delta Goodrum Delta Goodrum What do you reckon Kat?

You like a bit of Delta? Oh it's alright It's not a jam though is it? It's not like a It's not a jam, though, is it? It's not like a... It's not a banger, is it? No. You're not going to put it on a party unless you want people to go home. You know what they say about Delta, cat?

What's that? Whoever smelt a Delta. I came up with that just then. Well, obviously not the same, but... Maybe the next one. Kat's like, please let me go. I'm done with you guys. Kat's like, I'm changing stations after that.

That tickled my big ol' eye like that. Wait there, Kat. We're going to do one for... Mirelle. Hi, Mirelle. Mirelle. Mirelle, I like that. Wait there, Kat. We're going to do one for Mirelle. Hi, Mirelle. Mirelle. Mirelle, yes. Hi.

Mirelle. Yes. Okay, good. Mirelle. We got it. Got it. Yeah. Mirelle, tell us, my friend, what's your birthday?

6th of August, 1986. All right, Mirelle, you were 16 in 2002. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. Oh, now we're talking. Yeah, that'll do it. Oh, my God, I was so scared we were going to have to play Delta Goodrum Born to Try.

I was terrified. Narelle has come through with the goods. You've saved birthday bang. I vote Hodden here. Me too. has come through with the goods. You've saved Birthday Banger. I vote Hodden here. Me too. Okay, we're doing it. Norell, congratulations. Straight out of 2002, you're the winner of Birthday Banger.

Awesome, thank you. Here we go. Brian Clint, set him. So hot in here. So hot in here. Oh. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger for Narelle. Coming straight out of August 2002. That's Nelly

and Hot In Here. Sorry, Hot In Her. I don't care how much humidity I get, I'm not taking my clothes off at a public event. Really? No. Really? No. Skinny dipping? Oh, I have done that. But it was like

a couple of people there. Not a party. How many people need to skinny dip for it to not be weird? Like minimum. Everyone that's there needs to skinny dip. Yeah. But like two people, that's

not like, hey, we should go skinny dipping. That's you flirting with that person, right? Yeah. Three? Is three an awkward number to skinny dip? I think it's got to be four and above. There's not enough places to look, eh? Four and above.

There's too much going on. Guys, I need to tell you about a situation that I walked into at my house last night. Okay. So I haven't talked about it much, but I adopted a dog last year, another member to our family. Yeah. Very special times.

She is beautiful. She's a lovely dog, but she is young. So we adopted her. She was, I think, about six or seven months old. This is the one that's chewed through two Samsung frame remotes already? Oh, she's gotten a hold of about four or five remotes, yeah. The good people at Samsung heard this, and they've sent Brie like three remotes.

I honestly am so grateful for the people at Samsung. I love you guys so much. But if she eats another one of those fancy remotes, oh, I'm going to be devo. She's gone, burger. But, yes, she does. That's a great point. She is so food-driven and so focused on eating everything.

Yeah. Like, we've tried everything. That's what they say about dogs and their owners. I mean, I can tell. Got from the same clock tell she is my daughter um but even on walks she will just pick up stuff and try and eat anything she can yeah look we've tried feeding her more it doesn't work she just likes to eat stuff she eats sticks she eats everything does she eat her own she not her own but her sister's whitney's yeah she likes to chow down on a bit of that. Well, actually, she's started to grow out of that, which is good.

Thank God. Thank God, because her breath smelt like... You can imagine. But anyway, yesterday morning, so this is how kind of my day plays out. Like, I'll wake up and I'll feed them breakfast, and then I'll kind of do some research for the show and find content which I leave our two dogs kind of to roam the house in the front yard. Right?

That's kind of their free reign before I take them for a walk. Anyway, yesterday morning, that's what they were doing and they were having a great time and obviously I'm not watching them 24-7 because I'm concentrating on my work, but they should be fine. They're dogs. You know, they're dogs. I don't have to watch them 24-7, hopefully. Well, that's what I thought. Anyway, so they were doing that in the morning and Meryl, my dog that I've adopted recently,

was acting a little bit strange on the walk. Okay. I don't know how to explain it, but people with dogs know they're like your children, so you know when they're acting a bit strange. And I was a little bit worried about her, and I was kind of like, she should be fine. If she's drinking water, that's usually a good sign that they're okay. Yeah. She's drinking water.

Anyway, so I have left them at home, and I've come to work. So no one's at home. I've left them at home, come to work to work. So no one's at home. I've left them at home, come to work. I am the first one home at night time when my partner's working, you know, long shifts. And what I walked into yesterday, Clint, I can only describe as hell on earth. Okay. What are we talking? I'm talking dog diarrhea everywhere.

Hey. Everywhere. All over the floor, on the couch, on the dog beds, on the walls, on the everywhere. I'm talking everywhere. Dog diarrhea. And I knew straight away because the dogs don't poo inside normally. They're really good.

They don't do that anymore. They're trained. And by looking at the dogs, I knew who it was straight away. The one covered in dog diarrhea. His poor little Meryl and her eyes have looked up to me. All her eyes were saying is, Mum, I've had a day. I've had a whoopsie. I have had a day. And I was a whoopsie. I have had a day.

And I was thinking to myself, why has this happened? Yeah, what she had. What did she eat? What did she get into? Yeah, I give her the same food, like it's on a strict diet so they don't get sick and their tummies are fine. Yeah. And I could not for the life of me figure it out.

I was like, what is going on? And it was only a couple of hours later when I was like, oh, my God, i know what's happened we have started growing uh a chili plant out on the front deck of our house haven't we and i went no oh she's got sting ring oh no and i walk out the front and I have a look because I know for a fact there was about two full chillies but they hadn't ripened yet but two full chillies went out there.

Let me tell you there was no chillies left. You would hope that after that she could put two and two together and go if I eat those I will have explosive diarrhea but I don't know if all dogs are that smart. I can only imagine how that dog felt all day. Two chilies in a small dog is a lot of chili.

Yeah. She's not a big dog. No. Oh, I felt so bad for her. And then I felt even worse for me cleaning up all that chilli. That is so disgusting. And I'm also annoyed because we worked hard on growing those bloody chillis. Yeah, you're never going to get to enjoy those.

I think you might have an outside dog. No, she is not an outside dog. I think you might have an outside dog. Not in our family. She's got the kindest soul. She would not survive. She wouldn't survive. Nothing else in your house is surviving. Yeah, right. Anyway, I thought off the back of this, it's time to bring it back in 2023. What did your dog eat?

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What? What? What? What? Opened up the phones, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Made me feel a little bit better. Are your dogs eating stuff they shouldn't be? Every time we do this segment, someone calls in and says that their dog ate their adult fun toys. Every time. Every time we do this segment, someone's dog. We welcome those stories.

You can call us. Bree and Clint. Linnell is here. Hi, Linnell. Hi, Linnell. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.

Tell us, Linnell, what did your dog eat? Well, my mum used to have false teeth. Used to have false teeth? We went out one time, and we used to have a Siberian Husky, and my mum had a habit of just leaving them places on the bench or something. We got home, and she's like, where the hell are my teeth? And then we see

random half-eaten teeth. I thought you were going to say you looked at the dog and the dog had a human grin. The Siberian has his head off my teeth. She had a massive feed of both teeth. Oh no! Those things are not cheap either, were they?

No, she did her nut, were they? No. She did her nut, but it was hilarious. You don't see many good sets of false teeth these days, do you? She wouldn't be leaving them out again after that, I imagine. Thank you, Lynelle. We're going to talk to Karen. Kia ora, Karen. Hi, Karen.

Kia ora. Tell us, Karen, what did your dog eat? Well, I've got a lovely wee labradoodle, and she lost her wee friend, Bailey, who was a lab about six months ago. And since then, she's been on like a terrible feeding frenzy. So she's done things

like broken a fruit bowl to get at the pears. She's eaten cheese platters. She's eaten 12 like little mini Kit Kats. And we had to take her to the vet to get her to stomach pump She doesn't stop

so the last one which was awful we were just about to get away in the caravan and she ate 10 bread baps so her wee little bread rolls and of course so much gluten in those things,

and she's already got, like, colitis. So off we go in the van, and she's farting all the way to Clyde. She's eating her feelings, Karen. She's literally eating her feelings. Dogs feel stuff like that big time, yeah, when they lose a friend. She does, and I feel so bad for her, and I can't tell her off because I just feel her pain. I'm like, girl, if I were you, I'd be eating everything too.

You'd get her an F45 membership. Just eat the bread rolls with her. I've got to read out some texts because there's always so many great texts on this. Someone said, my dog ate a full block of butter. A few hours later, she proceeded to projectile vomit with no warning, needless to say the carpets were stained from the onwards. Yuck. Someone else said

my dog ate... I can't read that out. I can't read that out. What one is it? Can you see it? No, I can't see it. My dog ate something of the human variety. Yeah. We'll just leave it.

We'll just leave it. Yeah. You can tell me after. Yeah, I'll tell you after. Someone said a guest's diamond earrings and a diamond ring. Separate incidents and years, but it was the same person. They ate the same person's diamond ring and earring. And yes, they were retrieved and returned, if you know what I mean.

Oh, no. Hey! Oh, no. I don't know if I'd be wanting to wear those diamonds anymore. Oh, yuck. No, I just saw the one you were talking about. Oh, no. Yuck.

Yuck. Horrible, eh? My dog ate my daughter's Play-Doh and pooped out a rainbow. I love that. That's such a good one. Someone else said, my dog ate my mum's G-string. That's a trip to the emergency room. One more from Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. I understand you're a vet. Yes, so we often have to get dogs to vomit up random things. What have you seen, Anonymous? So I had a dog come in quite often when I was on call and vomiting up things,

but the lady rang and she said, oh, he's eaten a bag of trail mix, so raisins are quite toxic to dogs. Oh, yeah, yeah. So here I am going, yep, cool, just make him vomit that up. Gave him the drugs and up comes some raisins and then he vomits again and up came about six used

tampons. No! I know! I know! No! Was the owner there when it happened? Yeah, she was absolutely horrified. So she didn't even know that he'd been into the rubbish bin in the bathroom, obviously.

Oh, no! The poor woman. Oh, that's so embarrassing. Yeah, so that was a fun call that night. To be honest, it's more embarrassing for the dog. Yeah, he ate him. He's quite pleased with himself, To be honest, it's more embarrassing for the dog. Yeah, he ate him. I think he's quite pleased with himself, to be honest. Oh, that is rotten.

No, it's just embarrassing for her because she didn't know. It's embarrassing all around. Thanks, Anonymous. Keep up the good work. What a story. You're doing God's work, Anonymous. Someone said my dog ate two of my Havianas from different sets. I now have a black one and a grey one,

but I still have a pair. That works out. Good of the dog to eat a left and a right. I know, that works out, doesn't it? There you go. What did your dog eat? Will it be back this year? I think so.

I think so. What did the dog eat? What? What? What? What? What? Bree and Clint.

Is a cheese sandwich a superfood? That's the question we are going to endeavour to answer right now with some science. First of all, do you know what a superfood is, Bree? Anything that is pretty much rhymes with ale. Kale. Yeah. Snail? No.

What rhymes with that? Snail is with ale. Nothing. I was just thinking of kale. I'm pretty sure. Well, let's see how many superfoods I can name. Kale. Yeah. Yeah. Snail? No. What rhymes with that? Something with ale. Nothing. I was just thinking of kale. I'm pretty sure, well, let's see how many superfoods I can name. Kale? Yeah, yeah. Kale? I think kale might have been dropped as a superfood.

Has it? I think the fad for kale might be over. Finally. Superfood is a term for food that contains an exceptional nutrient density. We're talking berries, dark green leafy vegetables, I guess maybe like kale. Seafood. Garlic bread. Nuts and seed, not garlic bread. Chocolate. No. Cottage cheese is a superfood?

Yeah, it is. Beans and legumes. Water is a superfood? Buzzy. And avocados. No, not scorched almonds. But apparently, according to Canterbury-based nutritional scientist Dr. Graham Coles, there's something else you'd be putting on the list as a superfood,

and that thing is a cheese sandwich. What type of cheese sandwich are we talking? We will get into that. He has calculated that an adult's essential amino acids, energy, and fibre needs daily intake could be met with six cheese sandwiches. I knew it! God, this is good news for the cheese community. So 2,000 calories, that's the recommended daily intake for women, 2,500 for men.

So just scale this up slightly if you're a dude. God, you guys get everything! Because we work harder. Excuse you! That can be provided to you, your 2,000 calories that you need, using 180 grams of cheddar cheese.

Delicious. 60 grams of butter. Yum. And 12 slices of bread. What type of bread? That's the only catch. Not wholemeal. Don't come in here with your wholemeal palava. The bread must be white wholemeal. But that's a small price to pay for 12 sandwiches and all your daily requirements.

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. You can live your life on just six cheese sandwiches. Two for breakfast, two for lunch, two for dinner. It covers all your essential amino acid requirements, your protein intake, your dietary fibre, everything you need contained in six cheese sandwiches. Well, I guess you can melt it then if you want to. Yeah, you could melt it.

Couldn't you? Yeah. 60 grams of butter. Not all that butter has to be on the outside. Yeah. On the inside. You could put some on the outside. Make a Jaffel.

Put it in the toasty machine. Cheese toasty. Cheese toasty Jaffel. Yeah. Can I ask though, a white wholemeal, who's buying the brown wholemeal? People who think it's healthy. I always want to know when I go to the shops. I'm like, who is coming in here and going, yep, this is the bread I want for the week?

People who think they're doing. I knew Ella would be a brown wholemeal person. I was going to say it, but then I was like, no, we've got to stop making fun of her for her bad food choices. Buy multigrain for God's sake. Buy a Molenberg with some seeds in it. Yeah, I also do that. You're already vegan.

Why don't you treat yourself and get one of the multigrain breads? You know what Ella needs? Six cheese sandwiches. I think that's what you need. By the way, in a cost of living crisis, $8. That's how much six cheese sandwiches will cost you. You can survive on $8 a day if you need to. If you get the cheap cheese.

Yeah. Well, no, you're not using the whole block, mate. It's not a block of cheese. Oh, see, I've misheard what you said. Bree and Clint. You're not using the whole block, mate. It's not a block of cheese. Oh, see, I've misheard what you've said. I came across this story, Clint, and it got me thinking because it's quite interesting where a woman has kind of spoken out and she's angry at her mother-in-law. Okay.

Right? And she's angry at her because her and her husband have asked the grandma Yes. to do some babysitting for their newborn. Yes, God bless grandparents who do babysitting. Yeah. So they've asked her to do certain days and there's quite a lot of babysitting.

So it's not just a casual day here and there. Right. So it's every week so they don't have to pay for childcare. That's the situation. Anyway, the grandma's come back and she said, well, that's going to cost you $20 an hour. Far out. And if you're late, there will be...

Penalties. Yeah, late pickup charges as well. Because she's like, I've still got a life. I've got things on. Does she? Yeah. So she's got, I've still got a life. I've got things on. Does she? Yeah. So she's got, I don't know exactly, but I think she still works

part-time. You want a grandparent with nothing going on, eh? Just sitting at home, knitting. They're just looking for something to do. That's the kind you want. Yeah. Well, I mean, also, it made me think I'm kind of like, you know, I get it. Grandparents are young and cool these days.

This is the problem. When you say grandparents, you think old and fuddy-duddy. They're all young. These days, if you're just having babies, they've just hit their 60s. They've finally got the kids out of the house. They want to do things. Yeah, they're going on party cruises. And look, I'm not talking about casual, like, you know, babysitting here and there.

I'm talking like if it's a locked in weekly thing, should grandparents get paid? Well, why don't we get a grandparent on the phone and ask them? Welcome to the show, Grandmama Di. Hello, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. She's not known as Grandma or Nan, though, in our family.

Gigi? My nephew calls her Nin Nin. Nin Nin. Yeah, Nin Nin for some reason. No idea why. Hey mum, we're just talking about, actually I'm not going to tell you what we're talking about. It's just a simple question. How often would

you say you babysit John T? Yeah, well I do do a bit. Be honest. How many times a week roughly and for how long? Probably, on average, two days a week. Two days a week?

All day? Yes. What, you reckon eight hours, nine hours? Eight till five. Eight till five. So, what did they say, that's a nine-hour day? Yeah. And a couple of times a week?

Yes. Twice a week? Yes. 18 hours of babysitting a week. Okay,-hour day. Yeah. And a couple of times a week? Yes. Twice a week? Yes. 18 hours of babysitting a week. Okay, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes it's like this week, I've only got him two mornings for an hour.

Yeah. Okay. All right. So it just depends. But most of the time it's two days a week for nine hours. Yeah, probably on average. And how much are you charging for this babysitting service? I'm charging a heap of kisses and cuddles. That's much are you charging for this babysitting service? I'm charging

a heap of kisses and cuddles. That's what I'm charging. Are you not getting paid for it? I'm getting paid zip. No, I love doing it. Just to let you know, we're just hearing about this grandma who's charging her kids $20 an hour. You're missing out on $360 cash a week

that you could be charging. When you add it up like that, I just start putting the bill up. I think maybe. Get that money, honey. Jeez. You're getting taken to the cleaners, Mum and Dad. You're getting into the rinse. You're getting stiffed.

That's been happening for years. How much did you charge to look after Bree over the Christmas holidays as well? I saw some Instagram stories. I hope you put your prices up. Yeah, you did charge me quite a lot to stay there. It was more than a hotel rate, to be honest. Oh, mate, the food that she cooked was incredible. I just sat back and had gin and tonic.

I thought you were going to say the food she consumed was colossal. That's how I paid mum. I did most of the cooking. All right, well, let us know if you need an agent to broker your babysitting deals. We think there's some cash to be made there, mum-a-die. Hey, listen, as soon as ZM starts paying me, I'll start charging him.

What, you're breaking up? Sorry, we're leaving you. No, we're going through a tunnel. See ya, bye. Love you guys. She had us there. Free See ya. Bye. Love you, guys. She had us there, didn't she? Have a great night, everybody. Enjoy these long summer evenings

because very soon it'll be dark again at this time. I hope not. Well, it'll go on a flash anyway. When does Daylight Savings finish? Oh, late April. Oh, so not for a while. Not for a while. We've got a little while yet.

Okay. Just saying. Appreciate it while you've got it. All right. I'll do my best. Bye, everybody. Have a while. Not for a while. We've got a little while yet. Okay. Just saying. Appreciate it while you've got it. All right. I'll do my best. Bye, everybody. Have a great night. See you tomorrow.

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