ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th January 2025

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

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Make some noise for the original, Selim's Bree and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show where we are furiously organising a potluck dinner tonight for everybody ahead of the Benson Boone concert. We sure are, we were just discussing what everyone is bringing. It is Mexican themed. Mexican themed. Yep. And I'm bringing the guac and the corn chips. You're bringing sour cream. Claudia, what are you bringing?

I'm on tortillas. Tortillas. Soft or hard? Soft. Yeah, okay. Sometimes it's good to change it up. Have a bit of both. I feel like in a pot, like a stand up thingy, like a dinner, both. I feel like at a potluck, I would, like at a stand-up

thingy, like a dinner, a hard would be quite good. Well, the brief was wraps and so I took tortillas from that. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's fair. I feel like I am a big soft tortilla girl though. I do love it. I love a hard tortilla though. It feels like a special occasion. Like whip

out the hard ones. Yeah, like when mum would serve up the old El Paso taco kit. I was like, oh my god, fun dinner, mum. What about when they did those ones, they're like in between? Oh, the standard? Oh, those soft and hard.

Yeah, no, not into those. I think old El Paso changed the game when they invented the standard stuff. Oh, that's what I was talking about. With the flat bottom. And your taco could stand up while you filled it. Genius. Who doesn't love a taco with a flat bottom? Ella, what are you bringing? Corn chips.

Woohoo! Like, I have cheese from home, and then I need to get actual ones too. Cheese tossed with vegan ones. Did you bring a half a block of cheese from your mum's fridge for the potluck dinner? No, no. Are they open? Are the cheese? No, they're not.

Cheese chips. The cheese chips are not open. I was going to say, what is everyone's viewpoint on bringing an open bag of chips to a potluck? I think it's a no-no. I think it's not a great look. Do you pretend to open it when you walk in the door? You're like, I've just opened it. Even in a cost of living crisis, spend the $3.50 on a fresh bag, please.

You're worth it. Yeah, we are worth it. Okay, that's going to be fun for us. If you're going to Benson Boone, look out for us. We'll be full of tacos. We've got a fun show for you on the way. We will be performing Lola Young's Messy in Friday Oaky at 5 o'clock. And don't say hello

Cause I got high again And forgot to fold my clothes in Friday Oki at 5 o'clock. What a banger. What a banger. And we're probably going to butcher it. First, though, tradie versus lady. The tradies have had the greatest start possible in 2025. They have won four out of four games. If they win today, they will complete the perfect week.

But to do that, they have to get it over the ladies first. Can they get it done? 0800 DIAL ZM. Can the tradies start the year on a perfect week? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Oh, you got a throat bubble. Throat bubble, yeah.

I love when people get throat bubbles. And you know the rules on this show. Oh, you have a throat bubble. I have a throat bubble, yeah. I love when people get throat bubbles. And you know the rules on this show. Oh, you have to keep it. You have to keep it until it goes away naturally. Okay, next time. Okay. Next time. I sounded too much like an alien. I know, but that's the best.

Yeah, I know. It's Tradie versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. That's right. The Tradies have kicked off the year in a stellar way. Four wins to the ladies, nothing. It's a very big lead, but it's a huge amount of pressure for the tradie playing today, isn't it? Yes, it really is.

To try and close out the perfect week. So let's talk to him first. He's from Christchurch. He's 35, and he used to swap classes with his twin for tests. Welcome to the show, Chris. G'day, Chris. Or is this your twin and have you swapped for this particular test?

No, but after it I might wish I did. You should have used his name, Chris. I should have. Would have been a good idea. You're taking on our lady today. They're calling from Palmy North. They're 26, and they bought themselves a dog for Christmas. Welcome to the show, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi. I have so many questions. What kind of dog, and was it the best present you got? It was the best present I got, and he's a Maltese Bichon puppy who's about four months old. Very cute. You know what they say, though? A puppy is for life, not just for

Christmas. Yeah, I'm regretting the choice now though. Way to bring the mood down, Clint. Well listen, she's already sick of her puppy. Em, your buzzer is Lady. Chris, with all the pressure on your shoulders, your buzzer is Trady.

And the first of three correct answers wins Trady versus Lady. Here we go guys. Question number one. Who was the star of three correct answers wins Trady vs. Lady. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who was the star of the show Lizzie McGuire? Lady. Yes, Emma. Hilary Duff. It, of course, was Hilary Duff.

One to the ladies. Question number two. Name a burger you could purchase at a KFC. Lady. Emma. I'm going to say Emma just. The Zinger Burger? The Zinger is on the list.

A Colonel Burger, Snack Tower, we would have accepted all of the above. Yeah. That was very tight, that one. It was very tight. And that brings us to two to the ladies, none to the tradies. Chris, you need this one to stay in it. Here we go. Question number three. Buzz in you need this one to stay in it. Here we go. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. But it was not your fault, but mine. Lady. Or Emma for the win. Is it Hoy... I don't know if I can pronounce it right. Hoyza? No, it's not Hoyza or Hosier.

It's neither of those. Chris? Chris, you've been thrown a lifeline. I've got a... You can hear a little bit more if you like. Hosier. It's neither of those. Chris? Chris, you've been throwing a lifeline. Oh. I've got a... You can hear a little bit more if you like. Yeah, sure. But it was not your fault

but mine. And it was your heart on the line. And we'll give you three. Two. Kings of Leon is incorrect. Worth a guess. Mumford & Sons? Mumford & Sons. Mumford & Sons? The other one. I would have never got that. Yeah. Yeah, not the guests Mumford and Sons? Mumford and Sons. Mumford and Sons? The other one. I would have never got that.

Yeah. Yeah, not the easiest one but we go back to 2-0 to the ladies. Question number four. Which country was the first man from space from?

Trady? Yes, Chris. America? No. First man on the moon from America. Yes. First man in space.

Emma, you want to stab in the dark? Europe? No. Russia was the correct answer. The Russians and the Americans had a race to the moon. Claude, just a heads up, we may need some more questions if you could get tappity-tap-tapping. Here we go.

Question number five. A bump, set and spike are terms from which sport? some more questions if you could get tappity-tap-tapping. Here we go. Question number five. Bump. A bump, set and spike are terms from which sport? Lady. Oh, Emma, just... You reckon? I don't want to be the one to call it. I feel like... Chris Cotter's R in first.

Emma got her lady in first. Emma? It's a stab in the dark, but I'm going to say soccer. Soccer's incorrect. Worth a try. Chris, here we go. Volleyball. Volleyball's correct. He's right. He's on the board. Okay, this game is not dead. Question number six.

What colour are the public transport buses in London? Lady? Emma for the win. Red? Red is correct. She's got it. That is a deserved victory. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

A great game in the end, though. Oh, my God, that was heart and mouth stuff. Chris, I hyped it up, mate. Don't feel too bad. That was a tough one. Yeah, poor Chris. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

What 35-year-old man knows about Lizzie McGuire? Jesus. That's right. Right? Clint does. Well, I do, but you know. But you love some Hilary Duff. I only knew that because I watched the movie like two days ago.

No way. It was meant to be, Emma. Thank you both. Come in your way, Em. Well done. Thank you. Ladies finish the week with a bit of salvation. 4-1 to start the year in tradie verse. Lady, in Ladies finish the week with a bit of salvation. 4-1

to start the year in tradie verse lady in favour of the tradies. Are you a big fan of that show Shark Tank? Yeah. I sometimes watch it. Who's the big dog on it? Mark Rubio? There's all different franchises from around the world. All different bloody

billionaires. Not Mark Rubio, is it? Mark Ruffalo. No. I can't rememberaires. Not Mark Rubio, is it? Mark Ruffalo. No. I can't remember. No, Mark Rubio's a politician. He's probably a millionaire as well. Who's the guy? Mark.

Oh, which series? The American or the- He was on the Bobby L. Toff podcast. Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban. Yes. I saw an episode the other day where these lads come on

and they start pitching their, you know, company idea. Sure. And it's a company that I hadn't really heard of before. I'll play the audio and then we can discuss. Okay. Sure. Here we go. We're the founders of BroGlo.

Self-tanner for the boys. Sharks, have you ever heard of tall, pale, and handsome Here we go. We're the founders of BroGlo. Self-tanner for the boys! Sharks, have you ever heard of tall, pale, and handsome? Me neither. And when I was on my honeymoon in Antigua with my new sexy son-kissed Italian wife... Hey, take it easy! ...who happens to be Tom's sister, I was nicknamed Mayonnaise by one of the locals

because I stood out next to her perfect tan. A few years later, we launched BroGlo. Self-tanner for the boys! And it's so easy to use, even a bro can do it. Take my money. That is the perfect Shark Tank pitch. BroGlo! Oh my God, they nailed it.

Tanner for the boys. I love, we talked about this at lunch, I love any time a product just gets rebranded but changed in no other way so that men will buy it. It was kind of like the time Nurofen would slap a different thing on the box and say it was for a particular pain. Yeah, Nurofen.

For period pain. Period pain. It's just Nurofen. Just Nurofen. Yeah. But a man could never take Nurofen period. No way. No way.

No. No way. What if. No. No way. What if it gives him a vagina? Look out. Anyway, Broglow, self-tanner, I know for a fact that you, Mr Clint Paul Roberts, you love a sneaky tan. Okay, let's not exaggerate. I do enjoy the feeling of having one.

You love a tan. But I, through toxic masculinity or whatever you want to call it, I need a reason to get it. Like if there's a photo shoot coming up, I'll go, oh, I better get a tan then. But why? We need to break down these barriers. If it makes you feel good,

then I say the lads should be able to do whatever they want. No, no, no. I absolutely believe the lads should be able to do whatever they want. I think you should be the face of Broglo. I know that I would need a new friend circle. Look, I'm not gonna lie. I'll be honest with you.

Clint without a tan, you're a good looking guy. Thank you. Clint with a tan, way better looking. Oh, stop. It's true. Stop trying to get me to be the face of Broglo because it's working. I feel like it is literally just the exact same tanner. It's the exact same thing. But they just say it's for the lads.

You just don't call it Bondi Sands anymore. You call it Hard Man Grit. Yeah. Or. It's got sandpaper in it. Yeah. So it exfoliates you at the same time as making you tan. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Or you say, you call it working outside glow. This will give you tradesman radiance. The tradesman singlet tan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone wants. Look like a builder without being a builder. Pro glow. It's interesting because I went to get my nails done over the holiday period.

And when I was in there, I noticed out of the corner of my eye, there was literally, it was a packed house in this nail shop. Packed house, all women, every single one of us. And then this guy walks in and out of the corner of my eye, I was like, oh, a lad's coming in. How good's that? And he was clearly a regular because all the people there knew him. Yeah.

And they were like, oh, come on through. And they ushered him through. And they all knew who he was. So it's obviously a regular thing for him. Yeah. And I'm all for it. Did he look like a, quote, unquote, traditionally manly man? Yes.

Did he? Yes. Cool. He kind of looked like he was a tradie to me. Not like in, he wasn't like in trades clothes, but he looked like he could be a tradie. Yeah. Yeah.

And I was like, that's hot. I don't get my nails done. I have once with Maddie McLean and it was fun, but I imagine the people who need it done most are trades people. That's what I mean. Their hands would go through hell every week. They're working with their hands and, I mean, not to mention their feet in those boots all the time.

Yeah. You know, you get the calluses just shaved off the bottom of your ears. Oh, yeah, totally. There's lots of different things the lads should get into. I thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALS at M. I want to hear from the lads. What is the self-care that you're doing for yourself? Are you having regular massages or facials?

Are you getting your nails done? Do you get... Do you have an intricate skin routine? Yeah, do you have a five-step skin routine that you do every night? Are you getting your brows done? Are you getting a tanned once a... How often do people get spray tans? Oh, like, I'm not someone who gets them

regularly. If you stayed regularly tanned, how often are you getting spray tanned? Oh, once a week. Really? Once a week, once a fortnight. God, your sheets would look like... Yeah. Death warmed up. Yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. We're talking about the lads' self-care.

Yeah. Because I think it's important. We need to use our platform to get the word out. There's a group trying to launch a men's self-tanning line called, what was it called? Broglo. Broglo. Yeah.

They've gone to Shark Tank. To be honest, their pitch was very convincing. It was very convincing. You know, though, if you want it to catch on in New Zealand, you need to get an All Black. If you want men to buy something in New Zealand, you've got to get an All Black to be the face of it. Would Richie McCaw be the face of Broglo?

I mean, everyone's got a price. Everyone's got a price. Dan Carter, far more likely to be the face of Broglo. Oh, and he's a good-looking unit. So is Richie McCaw. But then we've got a whole new generation of All Blacks. What about a young All Black like Damien McKenzie? Would he do it? Yeah. Damien McKenzie's a good pick. One of the Barrett brothers.

Scott. Hey, Scott would be a great face of bro glow. He would never do it. He's one of the bros. Yeah, they'd be like, we want Bodie. And they're like, we can give you Scott. They'd be like, we'll take it.

We'll take it. So we want to know from you lads, what is the self-care that you're doing for yourself? Sim's here. G'day, Sim. Hi, Sim. Hi. Is this a man in your life who is engaging in self-care? Yes, it's my boyfriend.

Okay, what does he do? Oh, yeah, let us know, Sim. Oh my God, so he has a blue-collar job, and he has a skincare routine that's way better than even my skincare routine. How many steps do you reckon? I think it has, like, six

different steps. Wow! Most important question, Sim, how's his skin? It's good! I think because in the past he's had acne and because of his job it gets really grubby so he takes such good care of it. That is awesome. He does every single thing

without a miss. What's his job and do you think the boys that he works with know that he has a six step skincare routine? No, I don't think they know. I feel like that makes him an elite man. In my opinion. It makes him stand out, for sure. It makes him elite.

A lot of text coming in on this from the boys. Someone said, I get my brows done because they meet more in the middle than my moustache does. I think we got Rhys on the phone. G'day, Rhys. Howdy. Are you the monobrow man, Rhys? Yes, that is I. Well, it's not, is it?

Because you go and get your brows done. Oh, not before I get a bit of grief from the better half. I see. So you've been pushed into this race. Oh, slightly. What are we talking? Plucked or threaded? Threaded. Sometimes waxed. Okay. Now, I need

to know, because obviously you're getting the middle done, so eyebrows is meant to be two of them. And what about the rest? Do they tidy up the rest? Give them a little trim, or what's the go? Yeah, usually they tidy up the edges because I've been told that I've got a good eyebrow shape. Yeah, underneath all that bush, eh, Rhys? There's good eyebrows down there somewhere. There's good things hiding underneath the bush.

Yeah, yeah, nice. There you go, another elite man. Lots coming through. My husband loves a pedicure. He is such a masculine guy but loves having a pity. That's good. Lots of texts coming in for suggestions about the man tan, though. Someone said they should call it the tradie shady.

I really like the suggestion of they should call it tradience. That's a good one. That's great. Someone else said my 61 year old stepdad uses self tanning moisturiser to even out his builder's tan. He loves the self tanner but would love it even more

if it was bro tan. There you go. Yeah, there we go. There's someone who's going to take the bait. You've asked us to get a very manly man on the phone this afternoon. I'd say the most masculine man I know. Behind me, obviously. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My father, Big Steve. Welcome to the show. G'day, mate. G'day, Steve. G'day, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Dad. Look, we were just talking about the lads doing some self-care and it reminded me of a moment that happened over the holiday period

between you and I that I was very proud of you for. Do you know what I'm talking about? No idea. Did you get a spray tan, Steve? No. He doesn't need a tan. He's Italian. I don't need a tan.

I get plenty of tan, don't worry. I don't need an audition. No get plenty of tan, don't worry. I don't need a magician. No, right. Okay, fair enough. There was a moment over the holiday period where I said to Dad, hey, Dad, because my dad has one of the best mustaches in the game, Clint. You can vouch for it. Oh, it's a fantastic mustache.

Fantastic mustache. And I said to Dad, I was like, Dad, how would you feel about me maybe dyeing your mustacheoustache back to brown because it's gone silver fox. And my dad's eyes lit up and he said, I'd love it. And he did. He let me dye his moustache, took 10 years off the bloke. Did you like it, Steve? Absolutely loved it and it's going to continue to happen.

Wow. What a ringing endorsement. I love that, Dad. Good on you. Yeah, well, I love it too. That's the most important thing if I like it, I think. Look good, feel good. Yeah, it's a feel good for me.

No, no, no, no, Steve. You know this and I know this as married men. It doesn't matter if we like it. Did Mama Di like it? Yeah, she loved it. Yeah. But he was getting too much attention from other women around the place, so then she was like, I don't know if I do like this.

Hey, thanks, Steve. Happy New Year. Good to talk to you. Thanks, Dad. Good to talk to you guys. Have a good day. All right. Hooray.

Bree and Clint. I like learning new things, and I learned something today. Do you know what Herculderkling is? No. Weird, because I reckon you're a herkulderkler. Okay, that is weird. I should know what it is then. I know that Claudia is a herkulderkler.

Okay. And I know that Ella is also a herkulderkler. Are you? I was and I wish I was, but I can't at this current stage of life herkulderkle. What? It's too hard for me to herkle-derkle. On the odd occasion I herkle-derkle, but... Drink?

No, not drink. Backflip. We can all do that. Get someone pregnant? No, not backflip. You can't backflip. You don't know that. No, it's not get someone pregnant. Who's the last person you got pregnant? Wouldn't you like to know? No. Herkle-derkeling is a Scottish word.

From the pregnant. Wouldn't you like to know? No. Hercule Durkling is a Scottish word from the 1800s and to Hercule Durkle means to lie in bed or lounge about when actually you should be getting up. Yeah, it is good Hercule Durkling. I hope I'm pronouncing it correctly. I don't know that I am. I mean, you're the expert Scottish accent person on this show. Could you try Hercule Durkle-y. I hope I'm pronouncing it correctly. I don't know that I am.

I mean, you're the expert Scottish accent person on this show. Could you try Hercule Durkle for us in a Scottish tongue? Okay, hold on. Yeah. I mean, I am so good at it. It should be easy. Take my gum out. Hercule Durkle!

I said Scottish, not pirate. Was it close? I gave it, not pirate. Was it close? I gave it my best shot. People talk about Hercule Durkling not in a bad way. They talk about it as like a form of self-care. We just talked about self-care. And that's what Hercule Durkling is. Scots say some people think that we need to fill every hour of every day

with activity and productivity. But actually sometimes it's nice to just lean into rest. Yeah. Isn't that a nice concept? That is such a nice concept. And I think something that's kind of gone out the window for a lot of people. I mean, parents, it doesn't exist. That's what I was alluding to.

It does not exist. I'd herkle-derkle on a Sunday morning if I didn't have kids and a dog who desperately wanted me to get up to do nothing in particular. I am someone who really struggles to herkle-derkle. Like when I wake up, like once I'm awake, I'm up. Really? I'm up and doing things. But you don't have to go back to sleep.

You can play on your phone. Putter around. You can put something on the bedroom TV. You could read a book. Oh, see, that's rare, but don't mind it. You know, you could phone. Putter around. You can put something on the bedroom TV. You could read a book. Oh, see, that's rare, but don't mind it. You know, you could, I don't know. Have Bricky in bed. You could herkle-derkle your partner.

I don't know. Some Airbnbs are even advertising themselves as having, because the word is trending now. It's from the 1800s, but it's trending. Some Airbnbs are advertising themselves as having ideal herkle-derkeling amenities, like a bed that looks out at the ocean or at the mountains or something like that, somewhere you might want to wake up in Hercule Durkle. Yeah, I mean, nothing better than having a view of the ocean from your bed.

I mean, how the other half live. Anyway, use it this weekend. Tell your partner you want a Hercule Durkle. And then see how that goes down. Yeah. Don't give them any context. Just roll over on Sunday morning and go, hey, are you keen to Hercule D'Ercole, babe?

Tribal A, bless you. Festy season in full swing. Oh, kind of tapering off, right? Like the big festies. Don't say that. Sorry. It's my favourite time of the year. Sorry, summer is not over.

We are still knee deep in festie season. Hey, we've still got laneway. Yeah. We've still got electric abs. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's a couple. Yeah, we're good. It's a couple. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. There's an article in the news today about the rise of people smuggling alcohol into festivals.

Um, no, not up there. Back in the day, and your elder millennials remember this, you could actually take a reasonable amount of alcohol into festivals. Could you? Yeah, you could take a chili bin in. What? Yeah. When I was camping at Rhythm and Vines You could take a chilli bin in with you

God I wish I was around in that day It's quite recent that they took it away Within the last Eight or nine years They took away taking in your own alcohol to festivals Wow They now want you to buy it all on site Of course yeah because they make more money

Yeah well they make more money One of the reasons they give Is that they can control how much alcohol you consume but actually it means that people smuggle their alcohol in and do heaps of preloading. That's actually what it means. So it's probably actually worse.

It's not realistic if you're going to a two day, three day four day festival that you would pay full price for every drink that you drink. It's not. People don't have that kind of money after they pay for the ticket and the gas and the camping and everything like that. I mean, a drink at a festival is, what, about 15 bucks a pop?

Is that? Yeah. 10 to 12? Oh, nah, mate. Really? Nah, mate. Gone are the days where it's 10 to 12. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, I reckon it's about 14. Okay, do us a quick math for us. 14 to 15. So you have six drinks across a night. Yep, six drinks, let's say, across an afternoon and a night. It's a lot of money. It's a lot. It's a lot of money.

So people are naturally getting more and more creative with how they smuggle their booze in. I've seen people buy a bread loaf, hollow out the entire bread loaf and put a bottle and then put the bread loaf hat back on it. They put a bottle of what? Like a bottle of vodka or something? Like a bottle of vodka into the bread loaf and then they put the bread loaf back into its like plastic bag and none the wiser.

There's a news article today about a guy named Ethan who went viral on TikTok this year for showing people how to fill up-and-go boxes with vodka inside breast milk bags and then glue the boxes closed again. He even videoed himself walking around R&V sipping a vodka up-and-go and R&V commented on the video and they just wrote,

Bro. One of the big alcohol smuggling scams these days is power banks because everyone's taking power banks to charge their phone in. They take all the electronics out from inside the power bank. Wow, I haven't heard that one. They line it again with a breast milk bag and then they fill it and then you've got a power bank hip flask. There's also a story in the news today about someone

who filled their windscreen wiper fluid container in their car with liquor. Oh, because you drive your car in. And then you drive your car, and your car gets searched, and then your car is in there. But my question was, how are you then dispensing the alcohol? Are you and your friends spraying the windscreen wiper and then licking it off the windscreen of the car? Yeah, you want it to be clean too.

Yeah, you want it to be clean. You know? Your alcohol might have a hint of bars bugs in it. That's for no one. I thought we could ask, because let's just get it all out in the open, okay? Let's just ask. You guys obviously don't do this,

but if you did smuggle alcohol into a festival. How would you do it? How would you do it? Just get it all out in the open, okay? Let's just ask. You guys obviously don't do this, but if you did smuggle alcohol into a festival. How would you do it? How would you do it? How have you done it? Can I throw my suggestion in? You know, like an ice block, you get like ice blocks and you know, like the long skinny ones?

Yeah. So you cut the tops off and then you pour the liquid out and then you pour like your alcohol in. Yeah. And then you get a hair straightener. And you re-crimp it. And then you melt the top of it so it looks like it's never been opened. But you wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't do it. And you shouldn't do that. And I've never done that. No. Our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, heard this topic before and he said, my cousin's got a bra and you can fill each of the cups with liquid and it just looks like you've got big boobies. How good.

Finally cashing in on these baristicles. Oh, Andrew Diles at M, tell us for security reasons, you know, so that security at festivals can know what to watch out for in the future. Yeah. How are you getting it in? Like you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't.

Like you've heard. And we won't condone it either. Yeah. There's a news article out today about the rise of people smuggling alcohol into festival. People can't afford to buy it at the festivals anymore, so they are BYOing, which you did used to be able to do back in the day

until some people ruined it for everyone by being, you know, a bit overboard. Too rowdy. Too rowdy. You know you used to be able to do that at rugby league games. You used to be able to do it at the cricket here in New Zealand. Yeah, I think you were allowed to bring 24 beers per person. That seems safe.

Yeah, at a time, I think. But if you went with a friend. four beers per person. That seems safe. Yeah. At a time, I think. But if you went with a friend... Yeah, times have changed. Times have changed. Times have changed for better and worse. I wonder why that rule changed. So we want to know,

you wouldn't do it, but if you did, how would you smuggle booze in? Renee's here. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Obviously, you've never done this, Renee, but what have you heard?

I've heard a really great trick of back in the day with, you know, your car and your subs, having the sub box. If you actually pulled the two speakers out, which I had seen one. You could actually conveniently fit a 40 ounce in each side and then you put the speaker back in and no one knew. That's crazy, Renee. You heard Renee, right? Yeah, yeah.

You're like the Vin Diesel of alcohol smuggling. That's a great trick. It sounds like a great trick that we would never do. We would never do. Thank you, Renee. I just hear the producers of the Fast and the Furious franchises writing this down furiously. They're like, great, we've got another idea.

They need to contact me. There's a few more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Renee. We appreciate it. She heard. Let's hear heard. That's what she heard.

Allegedly. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. You want to distance yourself so far from this thing that you would obviously never do that you won't even give us your name, Anonymous. No, no. I definitely have not done this.

It's just what you've heard, Anonymous. Just what I've heard. What's the thing that you definitely haven't done that you've just heard? Well, if you remove all the Pringles from a Pringles can, you can fit a couple of those little bottles of alcohol that you buy from behind the counter at the bottle store. So you've heard. So you've heard. So I've heard.

You pop them in the bottom of the can, put the Pringles back on top, superglue the seal shut so it doesn't need to be opened. Oh, I like it. Because Pringles are very light. Isn't that substantially heavier

than a regular Pringles tube though? You don't let them hold it? Possibly. I can't say from experience. Oh, it's true because you haven't done it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I would assume so, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But to the untrained eye and if they don't pick it up, just looks like a Pringles can. Security's like, why are you bringing in a dozen tubes of Pringles to the festival? Haven't you heard?

Once you pop, you count. Thanks, Anonymous, for that thing you definitely haven't done. Yeah, thank you for that. I love this one. All you do is elect a friend with ginormous choosies and you have them hide a bottle in the choosie pit. It's the under choos, if you will. God, I want some serious coin if I'm using my choosies.

Have you ever seen when someone can lift their choosie up, tuck something underneath and then fold it and it holds it? Nah, that hasn't come up on my For You page yet. It's quite impressive. So I've heard. Eight pack of cans of Coke or lemonade. You open the box, replace all the cans except for the two under the handle, and then you re-glue the box.

It looks like you're bringing in lemonade or Coke to the festival. That's genius. I love that. This might be my favourite idea. Someone said you get a chilli bin, you fill it with all your non-alcoholic drinks and you fill that with ice. You pour a bottle of vodka in to where the ice is so it looks like it's melted ice. When you get inside, empty the rest of all your drinks into the chilli bin

and boom, you've got chilli bin punch. I mean, it's a pretty good idea. It sounds so good to be true. Surely security are aware of that one. They said it's never failed. So they've heard. My wife's got a handbag with a false bottom in it with a goon bag down there.

So your wife is your mule. You're making her smuggle it in for you. God, I see why you married her. Someone said remove the ball from a roll of deodorant, wash it out, fill it with vodka, and put the ball back in. That is a tiny amount of vodka. It's like two shots. For the amount of work.

And it's going to taste like Rexona. What about when people were sticking syringes into oranges and they were syringing vodka into oranges and watermelons? I'm just trying to get my vitamin C at the festival. Yeah, let me eat my orange. Someone said, my cousin lived in a place where the festival happens regularly

and he went in and buried some alcohol under a tree in the concert area three months before the concert. Then when he was in there, he just dug it up. That's a good idea. It's like digging for treasure. Elisa is here. Hi, Elisa for treasure. Elisa is here.

Hi, Elisa. Hi, Elisa. Hi. Hi. You, like we've said through and through, you wouldn't do this. But you've heard. And we don't encourage anybody to do this. But what's the...

Definitely not. What's the dastardly way you've heard of people getting booze into a festival? So when I was a teenager many, many, many, many, many, many, many months ago, some of my friends would go to see the cricket at the Basin in Wellington and they would do the old syringe trick. So you grab an orange, you syringe some juice out and you syringe some vodka back in and you've got yourself a screwdriver. Just a normal person having an orange at the cricket.

Can I ask you, Elisa? I would never do because I don't even like cricket. No. Yeah, right. I see what you're saying, Elisa. Can't be you because you hate cricket. Elisa, how many oranges would they have to take in? Would it be like a whole bag of them?

I don't know, but you could shove some of those in your bra too. Get some of the boys to put some down their pants. You're good to go. A bit of like wiggled fruit salad on the sideline. How dare you accuse our friend Big Ball Tony. He's just slightly

inflamed. Yeah, exactly. The issue will come when you start syringing bananas as well. Yeah. The combo could be dangerous. You would know about that, not me. Yeah, right. So we've heard, Alisa,

so we've heard. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly. Everything, everything said on the Bree and Clint show today is all alleged. Thanks, Alisa.

Thanks, Alisa. Have an orange for us. It's Friday. Bree and Clint. It's time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Brinklin Friday Special, where you can win free KFC for the weekend.

Ben, you're on my team. Kia ora. Hello, Ben. Hello, how's it going? I'm good, man. I'm good. We're going to do this together. We have to take on Bree and Renee.

Hi, Renee. Hi. How do you go with your songs, Renee? Better than me, I hope. I am awesome. Yes! She is awesome. 100%. I'm an elder millennial and I'm...

No, I don't know. We know the most. You've just tickled my pickle this afternoon, Renee. Here we go. That's good. We've been around the longest, the eldest millennials. It's true. Claudia's in charge.

We've heard the most songs, you know, so we should be good at this. I don't think you guys are in the elder millennial category. Well, actually, I don't know how old Renee is, but Clint, you're in the mid. I'm a mid? You're a mid. Oh, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Renee, how old are you? I'm 30.

Don't ask me, Renee. It's rude. And Ben, are you a Gen Z? No, actually, I'm a 96, maybe, but the last of the millennials. Oh, so you're a young millennial. Okay, you're a fresh millennial. Here we go. Claudia, our resident boomer.

Renee's hilarious. How do we play? What's the deal? I'm a little Gen X, our resident boomer. For days, hilarious. How do we play? What's the deal? I'm a lead gen X, thank you very much. So this is the one second song challenge. Basically, we're starting a song from the beginning. Buzz in with your name and tell me what it is. Pretty easy.

First 10 to 3 points will take home the win. So the theme is not actually going to help you guys today, if being a millennial is your shtick. Yeah. These are all the top songs of 2024. Oh. It helps you know you exist and you've probably heard them. This is not going to help me. Guys, guys, act young, okay? Act young. Yeah, we're all young

and cool here. Yeah, yeah. Ha. No cap cord, that sounds good. Skibbity. Anyway. Oh God, no cap. Oh God, no cap. Shop in. Slay. Okay, Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Good luck.

Brie. Brie. Beyonce, Texas Hold'em. Yeah. Woo! She tricked us. Beyonce's old ass. Yeah, she's a millennial.

Is she or is she a Gen X? Millennial. Okay. Really? Yeah. I think where you're getting confused is how big, like how many years a generation. Yeah, it's almost a 20-year spread. Yeah.

Okay, one to Bree and Renee. Correct. Come on, Renee. Okay, Renee and Ben. This one is for you guys. Ben. Ben, I got Ben. I heard Renee first. I heard Renee. I heard Ben-ay.

I'm going to go Renee. It was just so close, though. Sabrina, you're up first. Please, please, please. Well done. Please, please, please. Ben, I am ropeable, mate. I am absolutely ropeable on your behalf.

I hate that one on the pad. Yeah, I know you did. I just got a cold bit like a user. Oh, Ben, don't lie. You thought it was espresso. All right, then. We just got to go hard now, Ben, okay? Yeah, that means all the bridges on you, Clint, right now.

Yep, all on you. Brian, Clint, this is for you. Clint. Ben. You had to throw a name out. Oh. Clint. Oh, Ben chucked in there.

Yeah, Ben's chucked in. If Clint doesn't get it, I'll let Ben have a go. Post Malone, I had some help. Yeah. I had some help. It ain't like I can make this kind of mess all by myself. I'm going to give it one, Clint, because I actually didn't. Oh, sweet.

That just means, Renee, you're going to win it here, mate. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to win it. You've got it. It's just you and Ben. It's just you and Renee now, okay? I'm not going to buzz in. Bree's not going to buzz in. So...

Rodgie. Okay, Rodgie, over to you guys. Oh, Ben? Yep. That is... Oh, I can't remember his whips, baby. Oh, Ben? Yep. That is, oh, I can't remember his name. You got it. I don't like no whips in chance, but you can't tie me down. Oh, type.

With your lovin' on me, baby, with your lovin' on me. I feel like for the performance, I should give that a point. Yeah, Ben can have a point, and Renee can have a point if she can guess it. Okay, yeah. Yeah. And what's the name of the song? Yeah, Ben can have a point and Renee can have a point if she can guess it. Okay, yeah. Yeah. And what's the name of the song? Vanilla Baby.

Yeah, Ben's got the name. Together, baby, yeah. Renee's got his name. I'm vanilla baby. Vanilla baby. We don't want vanilla baby. I'm vanilla baby. What is it called, Claude?

Lovin' on me. Lovin' on me, yeah, yeah. I'm your skillet baby. I get love in Detroit like skillet baby. And Me, yeah, yeah. What's the score? I don't know. Three. We're just vibing at this stage. All right, everyone's in for the last one, okay?

Yeah, everyone's in. Perfect. Come on, guys. Renee. Come on, guys. Renee. Come on, Renee. This is a long shot. I'm going to go Katy Perry, Firewall. Oh, it's a good guess, but that's not a 2020 song. It's not a song of 2024.

Do you have anything, Ben? I've got nothing. I don't know what nobody's got it I don't have it either It's Yes and Ariana Grande Crushed it Oh

Was that a 2024? Apparently Yeah early 2024 Right at the start Never heard it By the end maybe Yeah That was a good game guys

I think everyone gets KFC What do you reckon? Everybody gets KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Well done, team. Awesome. Well done. Thank you. That was a fun game.

I want a couple more bars from Ben. Me too. That was hot. Bree and Clint. I asked everybody to contribute to a disgusting question, and you still can, on 9696. Where do you cut your toenails? Makes me feel sick just even thinking about it.

Toenails are yuck. Toenails are disgusting. So are fingernails. I know, and we shouldn't yuck anybody's young, but if you're into toenails. Who has got the fetish of a toenail? Well, I imagine people who have feet people like the toenails as well. You can't like a foot without liking the nail.

It would be someone's favourite bit. Imagine if the heel was your favourite bit. You're like, oh, yeah, the heel just does things to me. Maybe I should come over with some Ulectol heel balm. Don't get me started on the arch. And one of those sanding pads. Oh, a nice high arch. Don't yuck anyone's yum, but fuck people.

Yuck. There's a few people listening right now that would be like, yeah, the arch. Keep it going, Brianne Clint. I bring it up because someone's gone viral in the worst way this week. They were photographed cutting their toenails in the boarding lounge of an airport. That's so disgusting. Like, what are you up to? Someone's put the photo on Reddit with the caption...

Mate, who hurt you? Yeah. This guy clipping his toes while I waited at the airport. Someone please bleach my eyes. This is feral. Absolutely feral. If you were... And he's got slides on.

He's got slides with no socks. So maybe his toes caught his attention on the plane previously or something. I don't care. No, I don't care either. You could at the very least go to the bathroom. Like if it was that desperate. Even then, wait until you're in the comfort of your own residence. I did have the thought, though, that there may be no universal agreement

on what is the correct place to cut your toenails. I once had a flatmate who would cut his toenails in the lounge. That is off. No, no, let me finish. But he would cut them into a bread bag. Oh! So he would put his foot inside the bread bag on the ground and then he would clip his toenails into that bag

and then he'd tie the bag up and put it in the bin. Why are you doing that in a communal area? Yeah, true. Exactly right. Exactly right. That is filthy. If that person is listening right now, you are filthy.

There are so many suggestions coming in, so many differing suggestions of where people cut their toenails, but let's go around the room first. Bree, where do you cut your toenails? When I cut them myself, of where people cut their toenails, but let's go around the room first. Bree, where do you cut your toenails? When I cut them myself, which, I mean, most of the time it's at the nail salon.

Ooh la la. Like I'm getting a pedicure. Okay. Because like... You get a professional to take care of those things. Yeah. Yeah. Get the angle grinder out. Yeah, yeah.

But, I mean, if I can't afford getting my nails done, which is quite often, usually outside. Outside? Like on the grass? Yeah, like I'll go sit on the grass and cut them outside. Claudia, where are you getting those dogs tamed? They're actually pretty tame on their own, thank you very much. I've seen those things.

I don't know about that. How dare you? Got that hangnail. Oh, there's only one. Claudia is missing a toenail. Are you? No, she's not. Where do you cut them?

In the bathroom, over the bin. Over the bin? That's mature. Thank you. That's good. How do you balance? You sit on the toilet with the lid down. Where were you on my answer, Ella?

Oh, that's mature. Sorry. I don't agree with the outside one because the nail's still there. Yeah. You know? Now it's just in the grass. I know. No, you pick them up, right?

Ella, where? No. I usually cut them on the path. And pick them up. Like on the concrete path. And then pick them up. Let the wind take them. Most of the time.

And put them where? Pick them up. In the bin. In the wheelie bin? Yeah. Well, yeah, in the wheelie bin or in the kitchen bin. You should cut out the middleman and stand in the wheelie bin. Yeah, totally.

Or are you cutting your toenails? Either in the lounge or outside like Brie or in the kitchen, on the floor, anywhere. On the dining table. In the kitchen. On the deck. And also can I say Ella lives with the most people. Yeah. If you cut them in the kitchen, are you cutting them straight onto the lino?

Sorry, not the kitchen. Like the dining room area. Just as bad. Just onto the floor. Yeah, we don't really care about it at home. And do you sweep them up? Of course. I always pick them up.

Actually, then no. Yeah, but I just, I don't agree with that because you can sweep them up. And then you use them to pick stuff out of your teeth? No, Ella. I'm joking. I'm joking. People are already finding this hard to stomach, okay? Sorry. Someone texted in and said,

hands down, filthy bastards always cut their toenails in my Airbnb. Oh, you poor bugger having to clean that up. Someone else said, my dad cuts them in the car with people in there. That's so yuck. Lots coming in for the lawn. I think lawn's quite a good idea. Someone said, I like to do it outside so birds can take my nails away and make them into their nest for their babies. Oh, that's a bit cute. This text right here, this for me is true love. Are you ready? Yeah. It says, I cut my big

toenail and then I put it on my partner's shoulder when he's gaming. I then pretend to hug him and I sneak it on there. I then send him a snap and wait for him to freak out. That's true love. If you guys can get through that, you'll get through it.

That is true love. Yeah, you'll be fine. Looking at this, would you agree with me, there's no consensus on where we cut our toenails. No, there isn't. There's lots of people cutting them over the toilet, but I heard from a plumber that you should never put nail clippings down the toilet. You shouldn't put hair or nail clippings down the pipework. Yeah, that is the suggestion.

You put all kinds of things down there. Oh, excuse you, I do not. Just toilet paper. Bree and Clint, we'll do a Friday Hockey. Toilet paper and toilet paper coloured thing. Friday Hockey next, ZM. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hockey.

Here we go, here we go. We're back in for 2025. Gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Here we go, here we go. We're back in for 2025. You said to get rid of it. We said, nah. We said, ne ho. We're back to butchering your songs in 2025. Maybe you're just joining us as an afternoon show in 2025.

If so, welcome. Every Friday at 5 o'clock, Bree and I take on a song and we do a cover of it. We do a karaoke version. We spend 15 minutes with a producer who makes it sound as good as he can and then you guys get to decide who the winner of Fridayoke is each week. Correct. This week I've picked the absolute juggernaut that is

climbing up the charts from Lola Young Missy. climbing up the charts from lowly young Messi. The secret of this feature is neither of us can actually sing. Yeah. Or have very much timing. But that does not stop us. We definitely don't have good pitch. You chose it.

You get to go first. So here it comes. Come on, I need to start on have good pitch. You chose it. You get to go first. So here it comes. Come on, I need to start on a goodie. This is Breeze Lola Young. Once you've heard both, Breeze and mine, we need you to call up and help us pick the winner. Good luck, mate. Thank you, mate.

You know I'm impatient So why would you leave me waiting outside the station When it was like minus four degrees And I, I get what you're saying? I just really don't want to hear right now. Can you shut up for like once in your life? Listen to me. I took your nice words of advice about how you think I'm gonna die lucky if I turn 33 Okay, so yeah smoke like a chimney. I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week. But cub me some slack.

Who do you want me to be? Cause I'm too messy. And then I'm just too damn clean. You told me to get a job. Then you asked where the hell I've been. And I'm too perfect. So I open my big mouth. I want to be me.

Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever. And then I'm too stupid dumb. You hate it when I cry unless it's that time of the month. And I'm too perfect till I show you that I'm not. A thousand people I could be for you. You hate the whole damn lot. Oh, man.

Not used to hearing myself sing because we've had that time off. That was really good. Oh, you reckon? That was really quite true to the original, I felt. I was happy with my timing. Yeah, that's the hardest bit. The verse is really difficult. It's very disjointed.

The timing is really difficult. You've got disjointed. The timing is really difficult. You've got to be happy with that. All right, well, if you say so. Do you think it was better than what you're about to hear? Who is Messier? You'll get to pick a winner straight after this, okay? Here's my version of Lola Young. You know I'm impatient

So why would you Leave me waiting outside the station When it was like minus four degrees And I, I get what you're saying I just really don't want to hear it right now Can you shut up for like once in your life Listen to me I took your nice words of advice about

How you think I'm gonna die lucky if I turn 33. Okay, I smoke like a chimney. I'm not skinny. And I pull a Britney every other week. But cut me some slack. Who do you want me to be? Because I'm too messy. And I'm just too damn clean. You told me get a job. Then you asked where the hell I've been. And I'm too perfect. Till I open my big mouth. I want to be me. Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever. Then I'm too stupid dumb. You hate it when I cry unless it's that time of the month. And I'm too perfect. Till I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you and you hate the whole damn lot

What were you worried about? I was quite happy with that actually. I felt like there was parts that really put a smile on my face. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. I pictured my dad singing the song for some reason. One of us has to be the winner. That's why we take five votes. If you would like to be one of the voters

in the first Friday Okie of 2025, the phone lines have just gone open. You can call 0800-DIAL-ZM and tell us, is it Bree or is it Clint that's going to take out the first Friday Oki of the year? Who had the best Lola Young? Give us a call now.

Also, your texts are always welcome on 9696. Any feedback you like. Someone said I ate. No one's ever said that about me in my life. There you go. Look at... Just Clint looking at all the texts and smiling. Oh, someone said I sound like Flight of the Conchords.

Brie and Clint. Friday Hokey! Welcome back. It's the first Friday Hokey of the year, and Brie and I just took on Lola Young's Messy. Brie sounded like this. No, this. Know this. Cause I'm too messy and then I'm just too

damn clean. You told me to get a job then you asked where the hell I've been. Very strong. Mine sounded like this. Cause I'm too messy and then I'm just too damn clean. You told me get a job then you asked where the hell I've been

Shout out to Sam, our producer, who I think has done a fantastic job with this. God, he's the best in the business. Isn't he? He's very good. We have five voters standing by to pick the winner and Daylani's going to go first. Hey, Daylani.

Hi, Daylani. Hello. What are your thoughts this week, mate? Who did you like the most? Yours, please. I will take your vote. Thank you. Thanks, Daylani.

Have a great weekend. You too. See you, babe. Let's go to Honor on 0800. Hi, Honor. Hi, Honor. Hi. Cool name.

Thank you. Very cool name. What's your feedback for us? You both did really well, but I think my vote's going to have to go to Clint today. Thanks, Honor. No worries, Honor. Have a good weekend.

You too. Honor was the name of my first friend at kindy. Let's go to Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi, guys. How are you? We're good, mate.

Do you like that song from Lola Young? Yeah, I think it's actually quite a good tune, that one. Do you still like it after hearing us do it? Oh, yeah, I definitely still like it, even after you guys did it. Okay, good. We'll take it. Dylan, who are you going to vote for, Brie or Clint?

I'm going to have to go with Clint. Thank you, Dylan. No worries, mate. I appreciate you, mate. Thank you. You have a great weekend. Mel's standing by to vote to go with Clint. Thank you, Dylan. No worries, mate. I appreciate you, mate. You have a great weekend. Mel's standing by to vote. Hey, Mel. G'day, Mel.

Hi. There she is, Mel. Hi. Any feedback you want to drop on us? They were both very good, but Breeze was better because she just got the emotion. She got the timing in. I felt the ADHD vibes channeled it into it. Thank you, Mel.

Oh, you were going to ADHD was the secret weapon there. That's what that song's about. Is it? Yeah. Ah. I didn't know that. Blair's got the deciding vote with the kids. G'day, guys. Hi, Blair and the kids. How are you? Yeah, we're good, guys. How's school holidays going, guys?

Yes, it's going good. Going gangbusters? When you say Blair and the kids, how many kids, Blair? Oh, we've got Millie and May. They're in the back of the car. We're just heading to the huntie's place. Hi, Millie and May. Good to have you guys listening.

Is it a consensus in the car? Do you all agree on the one you're going to vote for? Yeah. Yeah, you do. Okay, well this is a big vote. The decider, who wins the first Friday Oki of the year? Hooray! I will take it!

Because I'm too messy and then I'm just too damn clean. You told me to get a job then you asked where the hell I've been. Hey, thanks, guys. Love you, guys. Thanks very much. Have a good weekend. You too. Have a great weekend. Thanks for playing Friday Okie with us.

We're going to do it every Friday. Someone texted in and said, oh my god, guys, you have both finally found your voice, which is a lovely text to get, but just wait till next week, okay? I feel like we started strong. Wait till we do it twice in a row and then say we've found our voice. We both had a decent week.

We've started the year off strong and there's only one way to go from here and that is down, unfortunately. Someone said, Bree had it for me until I heard Clint sing about crying during his time of the month. Bree and Clint.

Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Here we go. Birthday banger time for a Friday number one song when you turn 16. We'll play our favourite one out in full. Tim's going to do mum's birthday banger. G'day Tim. G'day Tim. Hi Clint. Hi Clint. Hi Bree.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year Tim. Good to talk to you. Yeah, good to talk to you, yeah. Well, Tim, you're here to do your mum's birthday banger, so all we need is her birthday, mate. What is it? So if we've been 1990. All right, perfect.

It's coming up. It's coming up soon. Have you got a present? Not yet. Not yet. You've got time, Tim. You've got time. You're getting her a birthday banger for her birthday.

I hear you guys are doing Secret Sound one day, so I want one day. Yes. I know Secret Sound's launching around your mum's birthday. That could be perfect timing, Tim. You've got to mention if you win your mum 50 grand. Anyway, let's do a birthday banger. Tim, your mum was 16 in 2006, and on her 16th birthday, this was at the top. Hi.

Yep. Hi. Chris was at the top. Hi, yep. Hi. Chris Brown, run it. Huge number one hit from Chris Brown. I like it. Do you like it, Tim? Yes, it's a good song. Yeah, it's a good song.

Okay, wait there, bro. We're going to do a birthday banger for Ray. Kia ora, Ray. Hi, Ray. Kia ora. How's your week been, Ray? It's been great. Sun is shining. Can't complain. Oh, you've got a great attitude, Ray. Sure, Dan. How's your week been, Ray? It's been great. Sun is shining.

Can't complain. Oh, you've got a great attitude, Ray. I like to hear it. What is your date of birth? 19th of August, 2001. All right. That means you were 16 in 2017. We've done our calculations.

This was number one. I got no rules, I count them. I got no rules, I count them. I got no rules, I count them. Banger from Dua Lipa. What a bop. What do you reckon, Rae? I don't mind a bit of Dua Lipa. Yeah, same. I like that one from her.

It's good. I didn't realise it was that old, that song. Yeah, 2017. No, neither. Yeah, time flies. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Cassie. Hi, Cassie.

Hi, Cassie. Hi. How's your week been, Cassie? What have you been up to? It's been pretty chill. Like, I'm on holiday, so it's great. Oh, how good. Wait, what do you do for work?

I have two jobs, but I am still doing a bit of work. But it's cool holidays. My kids are with me. It's been great. Oh, lovely to hear, Cassie. Well, let us know your birthday, mate. 16th of the 1st, 82. Oh, happy birthday for the other hear, Cassie. Well, let us know your birthday, mate. 16th of the 1st, 82. Oh, happy birthday for the other week, Cassie.

You were 16, though, in 1998, and here's your birthday banger. Aqua's other song. Another banger from Aqua, if you ask me. Do you like it, Cassie? It does remind me of when I was 16. Yeah, yeah, totally. Real bubblegum pop stuff. Okay, way there.

All right, it's Friday. Aqua, Dua Lipa, Chris Brown. I vote Chris Brown. Run it. I vote Dr. Jones, Aqua. We go to the split vote this afternoon. Claudia has the deciding vote. What's it going to be, Claude? Do you want to know a fun fact about me? Yes. You know when you used to be able to

make your own website and you could like have a song that automatically played? Yeah. I bet it was Aqua. I bet it was Chris Brown. Mine was Dr. Jones Aqua. Wow. Therefore, it would be wrong for me not to pick it. Therefore, I pick Chris Brown Runner. What are the chances?

Hey, Cassie, you just won Birthday Banger. Well done. Woo-hoo. Have a great weekend. Just for you, Cassie. See you, mate. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Sometimes the feeling is right.

You fall in love for the first time. Bree and Clint. Don't, don't,ester Jones, wake up now. Wake up now. The birthday banger today is from the year 1998. It's from Aqua. It's for Cassie. That was Dr. Jones on ZM.

I just love the speaking parts Aqua put into their songs. They were so, like, they were done so well. Did you meet them when they were here a couple of years ago? I never got to meet them. I went to Spark Arena and saw them live and they were fantastic. The big bald guy, very charismatic. Oh, you can tell. Yeah.

Like just even the way they deliver the line. Baby, I've been missing you. I want you by my side. So good. Love it. Next on the show. Hiya, Barbie. Why is Brie saying that she's a late bloomer?

I'm a late bloomer. Well, in many ways, actually, but that's a story for another day. That's in her book. Get my book right now, unapologetically, me. In all your good bookstores. No, a late bloomer to something that you guys weren't a late bloomer to. Oh, okay. I'm now on the bandwagon. Okay, you've seen the light. My boobs have come in.

That's what it sounds like. Finally, I've grown a pair of chuzzies. Boy, has she bloomed. Guys, I'm a a pair of chuzzies. Boy, has she bloomed. Bree and Clint. Guys, I'm a late bloomer to something. Something you guys have been pushing me towards for, I want to say years. And I recently. Is it the wallet that we got you?

Because we got you a normal sized wallet for your birthday. We've been telling you to stop using a passport holder as a wallet for years. It's funny you say wallet. You're in the right realm. I know what it is. Clint knows. I haven't figured it out yet. Don't ruin her moment.

Just let her. Guys, have you heard? You can now put your credit card on your phone. Oh, you're joking. Oh, my gosh. You've got Apple PayWave. I've got Apple PayWave. I've got Apple PayWave. You've just got it. I just got it.

It's 2025, babe. I got it a month ago. Give me your phone. Oh, my card's still in the back of my hand. Do you actually have Apple PayWave or do you just have your debit card with PayWave on it in the back of your phone? That's not how Apple Pay works, mate. That's not Apple Apple pay works. That's not Apple pay wave. This is not...

It's a coincidence that my card is in the back of my phone, but it looks like... Guys, I figured it out! I've got the redneck version of Apple pay wave taped into the back of your phone. No, that's so funny. I didn't Apple PayWave. Taped into the back of your phone. No.

That's so funny. I didn't even think about that. Yes, the card is in the back of my phone. That's because I went out the other day. Well done. You're the last person to get PayWave. Am I the last person? We're all going off PayWave because of the bloody fees that they charge.

That's why I've got my card in the back of my phone. We're all sticking it in. We're about to stick it in. I've heard it's called old school, sticking it in again, but I've just jumped on the Apple paywave bandwagon. It is streamlined though, isn't it? Like over the

summer break, because I got it just before I went on holidays and like at the beach, how bloody good. Like I'd go to the dairy, wouldn't have to take a wallet. Mate, you don't have to convince us. Yeah. Oh, have you guys got it?

How long? No, leave her alone. Leave her alone. There is some lovely 62-year-old listening right now going, Bree, tell me about this new thing that I can get on my phone. Thank you. 62 is not an old person, Clint. I didn't say they were old.

I said they were lovely. Yeah, true. Yeah, Clint. I didn't say they were old. I said they were lovely. Yeah, true. Yeah, Claudia. Oh, you said they were old. Yeah, take away her payway privileges. How long have you had it for? Since it came out. I got Google Pay the day that I could get it.

How long has it been there? I think it would be, I don't know. It's been on my phone for about five years. Oh. Why have you just Started using it? Oh because Clint's Been telling me to get it And I finally got around to it

Well don't do everything I say You know I love it Well done We're very happy for you Yay Guys thanks I can't breathe

Bree and Clint And that's us We are out of here We're going to see Benson Boone live At Spark Arena He'd better do All the flips.

God, high risk, high reward, those flips. And once you start doing them, people expect them. I've never seen one, though, where you know when some people flip and you just think, that was close. Well, he does it off the piano, which helps. He just does it so effortlessly. So he's got a bit more clearance. Yeah.

Jason Derulo fractured his spine doing a backflip. Did he? Yeah. Jordan Sparks nursed him back to health to thank her. And then he cheated on her. He cheated on her, yeah. Jason Derulo. I'm riding solo.

He's riding solo, all right. After that one. If you're at Benson Boone, come and say hi. And have a great weekend, everybody. Have a great long weekend to Aucklanders and those who celebrate Auckland anniversary. Yeah. I feel like if you're not in Auckland, just say you identify as an Aucklander just for this weekend. Rotorua gets it.

Yeah. Basically, the upper North Island gets Auckland anniversary. Really? So it kind of goes down a certain amount of the way. A hundred percent. Oh, well, have a great long weekend then. Bree and I will be here on Monday, though. We will be here. We do not identify as Auckland anniversary. Really? So it kind of goes down a certain amount of the way. A hundred percent. Oh, well, have a great long weekend then. Bri and I will be here on Monday though. We will be here.

We do not identify as Aucklanders. No. Even though we're in Auckland. See you guys then. Bye. Bye. Bye. ZM's Brand Clint.

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