ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th July 2023

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

Clint's away sick! So Kim Crossman is filling in. Proposals gone wrong Do you have a designated spew container? Kim got a telling off See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everyone. Happy Monday to everyone including Kimberly Crossman. Are you right over there? You're adjusting your volume knob. Yes, I was adjusting my volume knob. Pleasure to be here. Thank you very much.

What's going on? Has Vaughan ruined? I think that's what's happened. I think he does have it quite loud, so the knob needs to go all the way around. I'll figure it out on the break. We'll figure that out. Kim Crossman is joining me this afternoon. Clint away sick.

Hopefully he's feeling better, but lovely to have you on the show as always. What have you been up to? What do you know? Oh, I have been filming a TV show in and around Auckland, which is very exciting. And apart from that, trying not to medicate with sugar, but unsuccessfully. Yes, you've brought in donuts, muesli bars, chocolate. Staying awake, staying alive. Yeah. But yes. The TV show that you've been filming,

I knew they were going to get you on The Bachelorette. I'm so excited that they finally have. Yeah, it's been a real dream of mine. I mean, you should tell your boyfriend Tom at some point that you are on it. When it comes to air, I think. Yeah. Just before it goes to air. Yeah. Just before they announce.

Do you know, I actually got broken up with once in LA because the person was auditioning for The Bachelorette? No. Yes. I was like, this is a game show that ends in marriage. Wait, so they weren't even, they didn't even have the green light that they were on it. No, they were just going to an audition.

I don't understand why you're not okay with this. I was like, well, uh-huh. Well, it's pretty self-explanatory. Well, there you go. It gives you a great indication of my dating history. I love it. Class X, yeah. More of those stories on the show this afternoon.

Also, we're going to put someone else in the drawer to live expense-free for 2023, thanks to One Roof Property. So I can't wait to do that. We'll do that at 5 o'clock. But let's kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash up for grabs, thanks to One Roof Property. So I can't wait to do that. We'll do that at 5 o'clock. But let's kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC. If you want to play, call now, 0800-DIAL-Z-X. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Here we go, the Tradies and the Ladies going head-to-head as per usual on our show. Our score update for you, Kim. So far this year, the tradies have won 61 games and the ladies out in front on 64. Love to see it. We love to see it. All right, let's talk to our tradie first. He's from the Naki.

He's 19 and he loves the pub with the boys. Welcome to the show, Max. G'day. G'day, mate. You playing the car, tradie versus lady? Yeah. How do you go? I'm going to give it a go.

How do you go normally, Max? I haven't actually played before, but I've heard it on the radio a few times. All right. Well, let's give it a whirl. You're going to be taking on our lady. She's from Wellington. She's 30 and her birthday was on Saturday. Welcome to the show, Paige.

G'day, Paige. What did you get for your birthday? Big one, 3-0. I know. Lots of money and vouchers to go to all the buying stuff. Oh, how amazing. How good. How much money?

Not quite enough for a pair of boots that I've been eyeing up. Well, there's $50 up for grabs, so you could be adding to that kitty. Should we rip into it? Yep. All right, guys. Max, your buzzer is tradie. Paige, your buzzer is lady.

Buzz in when you think you know the answer. First to get three right will take home the prize. All righty. Here we are with question number one. Lizzo is coming to the country, performing at Spark Arena on Wednesday. Name one of her songs. Yes, Max, was that you? Oh. Give it a guess.

Oh, it's on my tongue. Tip of your tongue? No, I don't got it. Oh, we have to buzz you out. Paige, you want to jump in with a guess? About damn time. It's about damn time, Paige. That is correct.

You're on the board with one. All right, question number two. Who sings this song? Paige? Lizzo. It is, of course, Lizzo trick question. Back-to-back Lizzo questions. Nice work, Paige.

You've got two. Max, you need this one here to stay in it. All right, Max. Think back to your childhood. Question number three. What is Winnie the Pooh's favourite food? Lady. Oh, who do you reckon, Kim?

Let's give Max a go. Go on, Max. Honey. It is, of course, honey. He's on the board. Two to the ladies. Makes the game more interesting. All right.

And as a US citizen, I hope that you get this right, guys. Okay, question number four. In the United States, at what age can an adult legally buy and consume alcohol? Ladies. Paige for the win. 21. She's got it.

She's a lead. Oh, she's a lady. Oh, she was a tight race. But Paige, you can add that $50 towards those boots, my friend. Nice work. Yay, thank you so much. You're welcome. Have a good afternoon.

Massive thanks to KFC. See you, mate. Bree and Clint. And we've just been having a real in-depth chat about what type of spewer you are. And you just said to me, I need to be naked in the shower if I'm going to have a spew. And alone was what I started with, so people don't think I'm just quirky and strange.

I don't need anyone to see me throw up. That's something that I would like to do in private. I don't like this. I hold your hair back. Please be not near me. Please get away from me. I need it. It's a full visceral experience.

There's always tears. I think if you can spew without crying, you need to be on some kind of list. It's such a vicious motion, like, isn't it? It really just, like, jerks your whole body around. I, for one, know when i'm really truly in love with someone if i can watch them spew and not get the ick because that can be a thing like if you're truly in love with someone because normally if i see them spew i'll normally be like oh my god i feel so bad for them instead of being like, get away from me. I can smell it. I can smell it. But you were saying that recently you were feeling unwell and you had to choose the container of choice from home.

No, this is what happened. So my partner, Tom, this is the first time we've been together almost 15 months. Have you seen him spew? Well, no, this is the first time we've been together almost 15 months. Have you seen him spew? Well, no. This is the first time he's been chundering. And it was the most violent. It was as if comedically he'd gotten buckets of water.

I was like, where is that coming from? The sound was so intense. Anyway, we got him into bed. And then I was like, what container do you usually use? And he's like, I'm sorry. What's your spew container? What are you talking about? I was like, what do do you usually use? And he's like, I'm sorry, what are you talking about? I was like, what do you put next to the bed paired with a towel in case you don't make it to the bathroom, like your go-to spew container?

Because in my family growing up, it was always our soup pot, which is doubled as a soup pot still to this day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So the spew container was also the pot that soups were also cooked in. Yes, it continues to be. Because it has the right depth. And, you know, some people might use more of a mixing bowl. That's not what our family is into.

We need full depth for the amount of liquid that there could be. I'm just thinking the soup bowl or pot, probably a good choice because, I mean, it looks the same no matter what's in it. If you're cooking soup or if it's being used as a soup, a spew container. It's on brand. And he looked at me like I'm a disgusting human being and so now I've been really self-conscious of, like,

did people not spew in their kitchen? Oh, no. I think he's the weird one because we definitely had it was a designated salad bowl it was you know those ones it was not used as a salad bowl no it was used as both okay yeah but we would just kind of like i love how everyone would just breeze over that when you know someone would be spewing it at the day before and then the next night it'd be on the table with a nice you know know, cause salad in it. Fantastic. Is that a honey mustard dressing, is it? Delish. Remnants. Paired with a towel though? Always paired with the towel. All right. Well,

it got me thinking. So yeah, is there something, I don't know, if anyone has something at home can make me feel less alone that they also spew in that they currently use or are Bree and I disgusting as it pertains to this conversation exclusively? I feel like I want to ask people, is your designated spew container also used in the kitchen as well? Yes. You know, is it just for the spew or is it also doubled as a kitchen appliance? You know, also used in the kitchen. Can't wait to come over for salad at your house later. Oh, mate. I'll make you a soup. I'll make you a really nice niçoise salad.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Did you or do you have a designated spew container? Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman filling in this afternoon. And we've just learnt about your weird behind closed doors activities that turns out pretty relatable. Thank goodness. It's always risky when you put yourself out there, isn't it? Everyone spews nude. No, we're not talking about that. We're talking about the designated spew container that you had in your family and maybe you've got in your own family now because you guys used the soup pot.

Mm-hmm. To this day. Is it because it had handles? Yeah, and I think the depth of it helped because you never know. I think the small bowls that people are coming through on the text machine, like popcorn bowl came up a lot. I just don't. A lot of popcorn bowl.

My dad's hands were quite the good container. I remember this one time all three of us kids were sick as dogs and I've called out for my dad. I was like, Dad, I'm going to be sick. And apparently I was just sitting on my bed just going like a cat. And then my dad goes, spew in here. And then I just spewed into his hands and because it was so fast it went back up into his mustache oh and that's what you know that's a real parent

that's that's what they you gotta do yeah i just don't i i don't have any children but that if that happened to me the next thing right after that moment is me just spewing at the child. Like I can't. Straight back in there. Well, let's go to the phones and see if anyone has a designated spew container in their family. Jake, g'day mate. How's it going guys? Very well thanks Jake. Is this a normal thing? Did you ever spew container in your family? Growing up as a kid we always had the mop bucket and I still practice this in my adult life with my own family. Yeah, I mean, I see where you're coming from, you know, mop bucket.

You're going to put disinfectant in the bucket anyway to clean the floor, so it's going to disinfect and it's like, I didn't win. He's got a good point and it's got the depth. Do you ever think when you're mopping the floor, there's some chunder in there? No, because I make sure I rinse it thoroughly. And luckily, I haven't had to use it in my new family just yet. Yeah, see, I think you've got a really solid point, Jake,

because I'd rather, you know, walk on the chunder than eat popcorn from the chunder bowl, like now that he says it, you know? That's true. Makes sense. Yeah, good point, Jake. Thanks for says it. You know? That's true. Makes sense. Yeah, good point, Jake. Thanks for calling through.

Someone texted through and said, definitely our biggest cooking pot is our designated spew bowl, used to boil those potatoes and catch a good shunny when needed. Shunny, I love it. Okay, yeah, biggest pot. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, An, biggest point. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hello.

I'm already interested because you want to remain anonymous. What is your designated spew container? This is not a spew container. It is used for number ones. Wait, what? A wee container. Yeah. Wait, wait, Anonymous.

When are you not able to make it to the toilet for number ones? When we're camping and it's too far away from the toilet and it's raining. And we don't want to go out. So I've got a designated salad bowl I use. Oh, oh, oh, okay. No, I see what you're saying, Anonymous. I see what you're saying because when you're camping, you have to get your pants on and your slippers and all that other gear to get to the toilet

and sometimes, you know, you're scared. Are you a nature wearer? Oh, yeah, I squat a pot. Pop a squat. Anyway, that doesn't bother me. You squat a pot too, apparently, Anonymous. Oh, this is an inside tent situ. Oh, no, it's a caravan.

Oh, right. So what happens... I need to know what happens with the bowl of wee once you've done it. Do you just sit it on the bench? Like, where's it going? Okay, there is a sink in there, and it's got an outside container that catches the dishwashing liquid water, and that goes into a big container across the camp where all your poos and weas and dishwashing liquid go in.

Gotcha. So I just put it in the sink. Anonymous, nothing to be embarrassed about. So let's hear your name. What is your name? No, I'm just kidding. Thanks for calling through. Last one, Stacey.

Tell us, mate, did you have a designated spew container? Yeah, we have this big plastic jug that we use to make like pancakes or baking it in a spew container. And is it because it's the height? Is it the height?

Yeah, it's just like a perfect bowl. I made pancakes in the weekend and I'm sort of looking at this bowl going it's not really good, is it? Stacey! I can just picture Stacey. People come over and Stacey's like, everyone, I've made a big jug of sangria. And then everyone that's heard you this afternoon's like, I'll pass on it, Stacey.

Stacey's like, more for me. That's amazing. Thanks for making me feel less alone, Stacey. I really appreciate it. No worries. I'll have pancakes any time, Stacey. No worries. Thanks for calling through. See you, mate.

Hey, up next on the show, this is bloody exciting because a very, very popular show from the 2000s has announced a reunion. And all I'll say is... We'll get the latest from Dean McCarthy next. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the rap god Eminem has come out and said that there's one song that he will not perform ever again.

Ever again. Meanwhile, I will continue to perform his songs in the shower or when I'm pumping up to something. You know that song like, if you had one turn. You know that one, nothing gets me in the mood more. But there's one song that he will never ever perform again. It's called Cleaning Out My Closet. Now, if you're a fan of Eminem, you'll know back in 2002,

he wrote this diss track about his mother, and it was pretty brutal. At the time, she was suing him for $10 million. Yeah, it went there. They, you know, for slander and defamation, and he literally just slammed his mother, calling her all kinds of things, alleging that she did all kinds of things.

Well, now they're in, like, a great place, right? So they're all water under the bridge. And now every time he hears a song, he's like, yeah, sorry about that. So he refuses to ever sing it again. Probably a good thing for his mother. If you don't remember it, I mean, where were you? But we've got a bit of it here. Huge song for Eminem.

He actually, like, decades later wrote a track pretty much saying that he had a change of heart. It's called Headlights, if you've never heard it. But, yeah, there you go. Eminem will never sing Cleaning Out My Closet because it's got bad stuff in it about his mum. Thanks, Dean. That is our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live from LA.

Brianne Clint. Kim Crossman filling in today. Bringing all the lols. Bringing all the lols. Kim was just trying to guess some of the artists for the Friday's line-up and it was so funny. I said to you. I thought they were good guesses.

I said to you, think a rap royalty. Like who's rap royalty? And you go Nelly Furtado. 3LW. The I'm Like a Bird singer. Yes, who also sung Promiscuous. Yeah, but that was Timberland doing the rapping. Yeah, but she's still part of it.

No, she's making a comeback she's on tiktok at the moment she is i followed her the other day she would be a great get to come to friday's live uh anyway if you want to know the lineup fletchhorn and hayley will tell you on friday uh this story is so good it's doing the rounds uh and it's out of uh a Facebook post that someone has put on a ski resort Facebook page over in Australia. So Perisher Ski Resort is one of the only places you can pretty much ski in Australia. And someone. Perisher's? Yeah, Perisher Ski Resort.

Oh, okay. And someone found a phone whilst they were skiing, like on top of the, like halfway down the mountain. So they found this phone and they thought, I'll post it on the ski resort Facebook page, hoping that someone sees it. And they're like, that's my phone. That's nice, yeah. So they posted, they posted a picture of this phone. And the part that everyone is talking about is that on their lock screen. Yes.

Is a list of goals that they want to achieve oh so it's not a photo of their dogs or a photo of their kids or them and their partner it's a list of eight goals that they want to achieve fantastic should we go through the list of course okay number one get jacked and be 87 kilos. Stunning. Great. I mean, good to have a fitness goal. Number two, quit all nicotine. When they say all nicotine, is that like gum?

Just some of it, I guess so, yeah. Hooning on the vape, cigarettes. Maybe they're doing all three. They want to quit all nicotine. The patches. The patches, get rid of it all. Number three, have $25,000 in bank account. I mean, good goal.

It's a great goal. Yep. Number four, have a motorbike. Yes. I feel like three and four kind of don't go hand in hand. Yep. But if you want both, they're all on the list. Number five, getting better at fighting.

Yep. Who is this person? Well, they've now $25,000 richer. They've got a motorbike. People are going to want to fight them. Well, it's true. I think that 87 kgs and jacked, I reckon they do need to know how to fight. Wait, is this Brad Pitt's phone? Is this Brad Pitt's phone? Okay, number six, this is a list of goals on a phone

that someone has picked up and this is on their lock screen. Number six, get good marks at university. It's a great one. Oh, okay. Quite different from the other ones, I must say. Good marks, just general, but good. Good marks, yep. Number seven, have three girls on the roster. Wow. Oh, I hate to quote that movie. Tell him he's dreaming. But, I mean, if he's got 25 grand in the bank and he's got a motorbike.

He's jacked. He's 87 kgs. He's quit all nicotines. And he's got good marks at the bank and he's got a motorbike. He's jacked. He's 87 kgs. He's quit all nicotines. And he's got good marks at university. Smells great. Yeah. He's doing well at uni. I mean, dream big, son.

Dreams are free. Number eight. This is the last one. Don't get a haircut for at least three months. That's the last goal. And it's an interesting goal because you're very in control of that. Yeah. It's not something that you have to...

More of a to-do or to-don't, isn't it? Yeah, that's more of a to-don't list. So there they are. Get jacked and be 87 kilos. Quit all nicotine. Have 25 grand at the bank. Have a motorbike. Get better at fighting.

Get good marks at uni. Have three girls on the roster. And don't get a haircut for at least three months. You know what? I think he's seen a picture. So goals, big goal on goals here. Yeah. He's seen something. I'm assuming it's a he also.

Maybe it isn't. I think it might be. Okay. I think it might. Let's just assume. Let's just assume. Assume that it's a he. And it feels like he's seen a version of something and he's gone, yep, so I can visualize it.

And these are the eight steps that you need to get that. He watched Fight Club, didn't he? I reckon. Yeah. He watched it. And he knows he can't talk about it. So that's why he put it down on his list. A cryptic list that was cracked.

Do you have any weird goals like that? So many. Well, let's hear, I want to hear two from you. Okay, drink the juice. So I just have a green juice that I have to have in the morning. Okay. I paid for a juicer and I

have to use it because I need health in my life and so I'm trying to balance my hormones so I'm having celery and cucumber juice but I don't like it. So in the morning, that cucumber juice, but I don't like it. So in the morning, that's a goal. Drink the juice. My second one, drive myself.

Drive yourself? Wait, do you have a chauffeur? No. I just always get peer pressured into, oh, we'll go together. We'll do this. And then I need to leave or feel like I need to leave a place. Then I feel trapped. Then I feel sad.

Then I feel scared. I never make that mistake. Always drive yourself. But someone's like, oh, we'll just go together. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that'll be fun. You know, like I'm too scared to just be like set a boundary. You're wondering again. You're like, I want to go home.

And drive yourself. Yeah, yeah, totally. Okay. And I just get so panicked and I never drive and I love to drive myself because then I can leave. Whenever you want. Yes. Two great goals.

I think we throw it out there this afternoon. It's a safe space here. It is. Do you have weird or quirky or private goals? You can remain anonymous, but just weird things that are on your list, not necessarily like buying a house or like having a baby. They're like big goals. But just like your weird little intricate goals that you have

that you want to achieve. Are we going to say this year? I think so. Stuff you want to do this year. Set a deadline on them. Stuff like get better at fighting, you know, stuff like that. Getting good grades at university. Yeah.

Oh, 800, dial ZM. It's a safe space or you can text us on 9696. What are your weird little goals that you've set for yourself? Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman filling in and we're just talking about this phone that was found on a ski mountain over in Australia, and someone's trying to get the phone back to its owner, Kim, and they've screenshotted the lock screen of the phone,

which isn't a photo of anything. It's a list of goals that this person wants to achieve. If you missed it, the goals are get jacked and be 87 kilos, quit all nicotine, have $25,000 in a bank account, get a motorbike, get better at fighting, get good marks at uni, have three girls on the roster, don't get a haircut for three months. I mean, a lot of goals. Great goals.

Great goals. Stunning. Measurable. lot of goals. Great goals. Great goals. Stunning. You know? Measurable. Measurable. Attainable. Exactly. That's what you need.

We've asked you to be vulnerable this afternoon and share some of your. You didn't share one. Yeah. No, I didn't. You know a goal of mine that I've had for a while that I, look, I haven't achieved it yet, but it was to learn the Busta Rhymes verse of this song. Yo, Breezy, let me show you how to keep the dice rolling when you're doing that thing over there, homie.

So it's the part where he's like, this part. It's been a goal of mine for about five years. I just haven't gotten around to it. Start with writing the lyrics and then we'll just go get them much faster. Are you going to help me? I love it. I learnt the alphabet backwards. Like in a night.

We're the perfect people for this then. It keeps going. I do have asthma, so I don't know how I'll go. Do you want to hear this? Z-Y-X-O-V-U-T-S-I-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-H-I-G-F-E-D-C-B-A. CBF. I can teach you anything. Amazing.

Let's go to the phones. Becca, what is your weird and small goal that you have? I wouldn't say it's a weird goal, but it's a small goal. I just turned 30 and I cannot do a pull-up to save my life. So before I turn 31, I want to be able to do five pull-ups in the gym. Five? Wow. Becca, can I just say most of us can't do a pull-up,

so don't feel bad about that. You want to do five? I love that for you. God, you're going to be jacked. I'm not jacked at the moment. Are you also looking to not have a haircut in three months? Well, I've currently just moved to Queenstown and I don't have a hairdresser. Oh, this list could be yours.

It's getting on two months already. Do you have three girls on the roster right now? I'm just kidding. And looking for a motorbike. We found your phone. Becca, we have your phone. Please contact NZMean. We can get it back to you.

Thanks for calling through. Let's talk to Tamsin. Hi, Tamsin. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your small goal that you don't really tell anyone but you want to achieve it? Well, it's not mine.

It's my husband's because normally at New Year's you make these resolutions that you hate to do things that you don't want to achieve it? Well, it's not mine. It's my husband's because normally at New Year's you make these resolutions that you hate to do things that you don't want to do. And this year he thought he'd aim big and definitely not to get a jacked body. Every month he wants to eat a banoffee pie. Oh my God, I love that. And I love banoffee pie.

Our whole family absolutely loves it because every month we get to find a way to edge a banoffee pie into our dessert line up. And, Scott, we just think it's great. Wait, Ted. Oh, my God, I love this. I mean, this is my type of New Year's resolution, you know. A monthly pie. Yeah, like he set a goal for himself that he's going to achieve because, I mean, why wouldn't you?

So you're not going to feel bad about yourself and you're going to stick to it. Can I say, as a huge consumer of Lone Star in the early 2000s, they make a phenomenal banoffee pie. Oh, so good. Well, maybe we should head along there. But the thing is, it's not like it's balanced by anything. He doesn't want to do any chin-ups. He doesn't want to do any exercise. He just wants to eat the banoffee pie. So, you can see, body-wise, it might not be a great thing. But other than that, good for all of us. Well, I mean, one a month.

It's just one a month. That's fine. It's all about, you know, balance. It's a daily objective, yeah. I think that's fine. 12 a year? If he comes back next year and says, I want a daily banoffee,

then you need to put a stop to it, Tamsin, okay? Okay. Okay, we'll draw the line. Okay, draw the line. Anyway, it's a good thing to aim for. I love it, Tamsin, okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll draw the line. Okay. Draw the line. Anyway, it's a good thing to aim for. I love it, Tamsin. Thanks for calling through.

I need to come up with something like that. What's your favourite dessert? Oh, it's got to be tiramisu. Has it? Yeah. Yeah. I love. The curious texture that is a tiramisu.

I'm Italian. Of course it's a tiramisu. Oh. Yeah. What's yours? Don't say jelly. You know what? One of my goals at the moment is I can't figure out in the life of me how you make choc-whiz work. I cannot figure it out. Wait, is choc-whiz like... You just put it on ice cream. Ice magic? Same thing.

But I can't get it right. I can't shake it enough. I can't get it fluid enough. I can't figure it right. I can't shake it enough. I can't get it fluid enough. I can't figure it out. I mean, if you're here tomorrow, if Clint's still sick tomorrow, we'll show you how to do it, okay? It's a simple task that I cannot do. Put it on your goals for 2023. It is.

We'll achieve that tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Kiss that voice. Crushed it. A game that I feel like will bode well for you since you live half your time in LA with all the stars and half your time here with all the stars. Yeah, I'm just always around the stars.

A very easy game. Producer Claude runs the show. You want to tell us the rules, Claude? Yes, so this is Guess the Voice. It's as simple as it sounds. I'm going to play a celebrity voice. You just need to tell me who it is. Both of you have teammates, which makes it a little bit easier.

So let's meet them. Yeah, let's meet the first one. Sa'ani, g'day, mate. Hello. Beautiful name. Where's that from, Sa'ani? It's from the Middle East. Oh, I love it.

Whose team would you like to be on? I'll be on Kim's team. Okay, perfect. Thank you, Saani. I appreciate it. Jump on the Crossman train. That means, Darian, you're on my team. Hey, g'day.

All right, Darian, it's you and I, okay? So Kim and I are going to go first, and then you and Saani will go head to head after us is that right Claude yeah and there's always a theme um over the weekend Harry Styles finally wrapped up his love on tour show which has been going for like two years now that's outrageous and it's now the fourth highest grossing tour of all time he's made 590 million wow and did 165 shows so he would be exhausted it's insane. So I did a little bit of a dive and I've taken a look at other artists

that are in the top 20 highest grossing shows. Okay. And I'm just going to play a snippet of their voice. You just need to buzz in with your name if you can tell me who it is and I'll give you a point. Easy as that. Okay.

So Brie and Kim, you guys are going to go first. Here's your celebrity. You know what's a cool name? Adele is a cool name. Just one, the one word, Beyonce. Brie? Brie.

Oh. Adele was a cool name. Is it Ozzy Osbourne? No, it's not. Went for it. Missed. Tim, do you want a free guess? No, because it sounds kind of like he's got some Irish in there or something.

Do it again. I'll just play it. I'll play it from the top if you want. You know what's a cool name? Adele is a cool name. Just the one word, Beyonce. Taylor, you know what I mean by Taylor. I think if you say the cold, no one's thinking Colt.

It's not at all. I have no idea. Nothing from either of you. It's Chris Martin. Of course it is. Of course it's Chris Martin. Of course, Sarah. Of course it's Chris Martin. So they actually came up twice on the list. They're in sixth and ninth place. Wow.

Two of the highest grossing tours. Yeah, incredible. They're so rich. Sorry, Siani, I really let you down there, but I'm a huge Ronan Keating fan. So any excuse to bring that roller coaster back to the... Well, that's sort of how the game is played. So, Siani and Darian, you guys are going to go next.

Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me who this is. The day that I picked up the guitar, the Golden Jubilee was on television. Oh, Sayani. Yes, Sayani. Is it Ed Sheeran? It is. She's crushed it, Sayani.

I knew that one, too. Was that his latest tour? It was his... Yeah, it was the Divide tour. And his, was it the Mathematics tour? Is about to hit the list. Yeah, right. I'm sure by the time it wraps up, it's going to be there. Is that a few big ones? Yeah. Yeah. Alright, that's

one point to Kim and Sayani's team. So back to Brie and Kim. Here you go. I will make records. I will do the occasional shows. I think. I'm not sure, but I probably will. I'm go. I will make records. I will do the occasional shows. I think. I'm not sure, but I probably will. I'm not going to stop being creative. But it's for family reasons I'm doing it.

I love those boys. Brie. Elton John. Damn it. That's like new. It took me a while though. So he's got the biggest show. The highest grossing. Does he?

$939 million for his Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour which has been going for five years so he's going to say goodbye eventually but he's made a lot of money in the meantime. I tried to go twice and it was a global pandemic the first time and then a natural disaster the second time. Just no winning. Alright that means

we're on a point each. Yep, one apiece. So Sani and Darren, back to you guys. Here's your celeb. The thing about the song that I love now, after all these years, is that I never get tired of performing it, and it's taken on so many different themes over the years. Sayani? Is that Lady Gaga?

No, it's Lady Gaga. Darian, you want to guess? Oh, no clue. Say again? I have no clue to guess? Oh, no. Say again? No clue, sorry. Oh, no clue. Can I buzz it? Yeah, you can buzz it. Kim, is it pink?

It is pink, yes. Yes, Siani, I got you, girl. So it's always sort of fresh in my heart. Yeah, so she's in 15th place for the beautiful Trauma World Tour, which she got nearly $400 million from that. Yeah, wow. We need to go on tour, Brie. Huh?

We need to go on tour. I know, right? Let's take this show on the road. That's two points Team Kim, one point Team Brie, I believe. So back to you guys. Yes. Kim, you could take it out here, or we're going to end on a tie and everyone's going to win.

So here you go. Here is your last celebrity. And then the other thing is, I just got these... What? You didn't even hear her. Is it Adele? No, it's not Adele. I might as well give it a guess.

I'll keep going. ...grills, and if I start lisping, will you tell me? I'll take the bottoms out. Yeah, if you start... They're my birthday grills. It's almost my birthday,

so I got myself a pair of grills. Madonna Kim? Oh! It is Madonna. Yeah, of course itills. Madonna Kim? Oh. It is Madonna. Gosh. Yeah. Yeah, of course it is. Madonna Kim? That means, Sianni, you guys have won.

Oh, my God, we won, Sianni. 50 KFC chicken dollars. Gosh. Nice work. Well done. Thank you. That last one was hard. You reckon?

No, I had no idea what her voice sounded like until I looked it up. Really? She's a material girl. She's a material girl. She is a material girl. There you go. That's Guess That Voice. We'll play that again next week. Up next on the show, a guy who has released what his opinion is of how to tell if someone's a true friend or not.

We'll weigh in on that topic next. Brianne Clint. friend or not. We'll weigh in on that topic next. And I wanted to talk about this video that came up on my Instagram, which was quite enlightening for me. So it's this random dude. Oh God, I was going to go pale. I was like, what have I done? Don't panic. Don't panic your anxious mind. It's not a video of you. It's not a video of you. It's a random video of this guy. He doesn't call himself a motivational speaker or a guru. He says he's just a guy that has observations. If you want to follow him, I think his Instagram is

at not Matt Graham. And in this particular video, he's talking about what he thinks is the key thing which tells you if a friend is a really good friend or not. So I thought we could play the video. Food in your teeth. See, good friend will tell you. If you have something on your face or if I have something on my teeth, I always tell people, I'll tell strangers. And some people don't like that, but I don't want them to go through life. And then eventually they're going to come to a mirror and they're going to see themselves.

And then they'll think about all the people that didn't tell them. No, it's not that. Let's hear what he thinks is the main thing to be able to tell if someone's a good friend or not. One friend that always tells you the truth, that never beats around the bush, never walks on eggshells, that hurts your feelings sometimes, he's not the a**hole. All your other friends that sit idly by while you destroy yourself and tell you that you're just fine the way you are, they're the a**holes. The best friends you can have in the world are the ones that don't care what you want to hear. They only tell you what you need to hear and

they'll keep it 100% real always. The friends that you hate the most in the short term are going to be the ones that you love the most in the long term because they have your best interest in mind. Oh, let's discuss. So he's saying a true good friend will always tell you the truth and give you the hard answers sometimes. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, but then some people just give feedback when feedback is not needed as well. Yeah, but that's different, isn't it? I mean, you can say, Brie, I love you dearly.

But that hair colour is not working for you. No, but I would never judge you on that. I think it's like if your behaviour was out the gate self-destructive, I would come to you but I wouldn't be like, you're out the gate destructive. I would say, you're good, you're right. You're acting a little bit out of character at the moment. So I think there is also a nice way to not, I don't like that.

I'm just someone who tells it like it is. Like, you sound like a mean person. Yeah, but I think what you've hit the nail on the head though right there is that you don't have to do it in a nasty way. Like, you don't have to deliver it that bluntly, but you can tell the truth and keep people, you know, in check. Because I feel like my friends, I want someone to tell me if I'm being irrational or if I'm in the wrong.

I don't ever think you are though. I'm trying to like, now I'm looking back, I'm like, and that's why I'm your friend. And that's why we're still friends. No, if you were being irrational or something, I don't know. I just kind of picture you being irrational. Oh, see, this is good for my ego.

I need to keep you around more often. But I do, I understand that it's logic. Yes, if someone was being chaotic or self-destructive or in a relationship that's unwell for them or something, then yes, I would say something. Let's use this as an example. Let's say we had a friend, a good friend. Oh God, you're not going to say.

No, and they were we had a friend, a good friend. Oh God, you're not going to say. No. And they were doing the wrong thing, like cheating on their partner. Yes. Are you going to tell them you're in the wrong? I'll tell the partner and go, guess what? I'm a stir the pot. You're ruthless. No, no, no.

Producer Claude, you said off air, you were like, I completely disagree with this. Yeah, it's the way he said it, the way he worded it that I didn't like, where he says the ones that you don't like in the short term are the ones that you'll like the most in the long term. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Because I feel like, yes, they're telling you the truth, but if they're telling you something that makes you not like them,

I'm like, is that a friend? Yeah, the delivery is everything. And like Kim said, it's always those people who are like, oh, I just say it like it is. But it's like, you're coming across so... Maybe you should because people don't like hanging out with you and your energy is toxic and very negative. You're just so rude.

Have you ever tried unfiltered coffee? Disgusting. Bitter. Bitter. Yeah, not nice. I feel like he has a point, but... I see what you're saying. Yeah.

Delivery is everything. But also, be honest with your friends. Maybe just not about 100% of everything. And if they have food in their teeth, tell them. Yes. Yes. Or if they smell. See, that one's a harder one, I think.

It's a harder one. Like, ready, you deliver that to me. Do you want some gum? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. We're Pack and Save. We're going to do some birthday bangers right now. All thanks to Pack and Save.

It's their super birthday at the moment, but you get the prezzies. So $250 Pack and Save voucher up for grabs if your birthday banger gets chosen. Oh. All right. So let's rip into it. We've got three to get through and we're going to kick it off with Katie.

G'day, Katie. Oh, no, we don't have Katie at the moment. We've just lost Katie. Well, we'll move on to Jen. We'll get her back. We'll come back to Katie. We'll start with you, Jen. Hi, how's it going?

Good, mate. How's your afternoon been? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty crazy.. We'll start with you, Jen. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your afternoon been? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty crazy. It's quite nice. Oh, lovely. Well, let's see if we can win you this voucher. What's your birthday?

7th of September, 1992. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. And on your sixth... And a Virgo. And a Virgo, Jen. Good for you. Here's your birthday banger.

A mahoosive song from Pink. So what? You a fan, Jen? Oh, good. Absolutely. My mum loves her as well, so it's even better. Oh, good. Are you going to go see her when she comes to the country next year?

Oh, I would love to if I can, but yeah, I've got other things to save up for at the moment. Yeah, I get you. Well, let's see if we can get you this voucher. It might take some of that pressure off. Let's move on to Susan. You there, Susan? I am. Good afternoon. Good afternoon,

Susan. You sound like you've got a pep in your step. We like that. You got to. It's Monday. It's already a bit boring, so why not? Have some energy to bring into a Monday. Absolutely, Susan. Well, let's keep it rolling.

What's your date of birth? The 16th of May, 1990. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006. And a Taurus. And a Taurus, Susan. All right. Let's see what we've got for the bull. I think it suits you, Susan.

Better touch it, Busta Rhymes. Bit of hip-hopping going on. Pop, lock and drop it. I can just picture Susan crumping in her living room. Yes, crumping was a thing. Yeah, it was a thing. Stick around, Susan. That's a good one from Busta Rhymes.

We've got Katie back. G'day, Katie. Hi. We nearly lost you, but we've found you again. So we need to do your birthday banger to see if you're going to win this pack and save voucher. What's your birthday? 30th of August, 1988.

All right. That means you were 16, Katie, in 2006. And also a Virgo. Also a Virgo. How do you know them off the top of your head like that? I don't know. Is she right, Katie? Are you a Virgo?

I am a Virgo, yep. Just wanted to double check. Katie, you're a Virgo? I am a Virgo, yep. Just wanted to double check. Katie, you're a Virgo, and this is your birthday banger. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. There's no other word. Oh, it's Natasha Bedingfield. These words, Katie, what do you think? I love you.

Oh, what a great one. It's a good one. Obviously most known for her iconic song, On The Hills. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, this is still unwritten. Yeah. But this is also a great song from Natasha Bedingfield. All right, hang in there, Katie.

We're going to have to vote now. Kimberly, it's you and I. What are we thinking? Because I really just want the touch it play. I just want that part of it. It's like a little cheerleading clap slappy thing to that. Right. So we've got pink, so what?

Touch it, Busta Rhymes or these words, Natasha Bedingfield? Do you want me to vote because then that might... Yeah, influence me. I think I'm going to go with my girl, Susan. I'm going to go touch it, Busta Rhymes. I need that upbeat for a Monday. You would call that upbeat? Yeah. Yeah?

Am I wrong? No, okay. We'll get down and dirty. Let's do it. You're going to go with me? Yeah, I reckon. I'll go with you on that. Susan. I'll join the Virgo. Born in a great year. You've won the $250 pack and save voucher, Susan. Woohoo! Thank you, ZDM.

And now I'm just going to be bopping in all afternoon. Pop, lock and drop it. You've also won a special message from Stickman, so here it comes. Congratulations! You're a super winner of a Pack and Save gift card. Enjoy it! That was especially recorded for you, Susan.

Oh, I appreciate that. Stickman will catch up sometime, so thank you. Catch up for a beer. for you, Susan. Oh, I appreciate that. Sick man will catch up sometime. So thank you. Catch up for a beer. All right, Susan, we'll get it on for you right now. This is Busta Rhymes, Touch It, Your Birthday Banger on ZM. Hey, let me take their ass back to the club real quick. There it is, Your Birthday Banger for this afternoon.

For Susan, Touch It, Busta Rhymes. And if you're wondering why we're puffed, There it is, your birthday banger for this afternoon. For Susan, touch it, Busta Rhymes. And if you're wondering why we're puffed. We've been crumping. And I think I threw my neck out. Birthday bangers brought to you by Pack and Save at the moment. Get super low prices at Pack and Save with their super birthday deals on now. Hey, a bit of an awkward story that I heard from, they're not my friend, but they're a friend of a friend,

friend's hairdresser's cousin's mum. So, okay, it's a friend of a friend of mine. Yeah, right. A friend of whatever. What someone says when it's about them. Yeah, no, it's a friend of a friend of mine, and we were talking on the weekend because we were catching up over some drinks

and she asked my opinion on something because she said a friend of hers is in a bit of an awkward situation at the moment where she's been dating this guy. I think they've been dating for a couple of years and she knew that when they got together, he had previously been engaged quite recently and when they got together and she found that out,

she did some stalking on his social media and saw the photos of his ex-fiance and of the ring and all that kind of jazz. Anyway, fast forward two years later and he's proposed to her with the same ring. Okay. And because she has obviously seen that ring before and it was quite an unusual ring because the stone was a colour,

she's recognised it straight away and she's automatically said no. As in she was asked and she was like, no. That's the ring that you used to propose your ex and said no. Okay, fair. And she said it was like just a reaction and it came out and she couldn't help it. That's fine. I think that's fair, isn't it? Were people watching? I don't know the

full details, but apparently now it's a bit awkward because she has kind of said you can sell that ring and buy a new ring because I'm not going to marry you or get engaged to you with the ring that you used to propose to your ex. Okay. I have multiple feelings about this. Yeah.

How would you feel? How would you feel if your boyfriend, Tom, proposed to you? With an old ring. With an old ring. How would you feel about it? But it's real nice. Like it's like three carats. No, I would feel like that's got its own life. Well, I'm in two minds. I would feel it's got nice. Like it's like three carrots. No, I would feel like that's got its own life.

Well, I'm in two minds. I would feel it's got its own life. Was it a grandmother's ring passed down? Did an ex die? Like I don't, you know, like there would be colors to this that could come into it. But no, I think you would want something new and fresh,

but something my mom's done. She's been married thrice. She just adds to the ring currently with all of the weddings. So she'll get... So it has to match the other engagement rings. Or it's a diamond or something, then she'll just like add it in. I like that. Yeah. Which is kind of awesome. So it's still a new

ring. She'll add something different to it. She'll get it redone into something. Does she just have a boulder on her finger now? Like it's huge? Yeah, it looks awesome. My stepdad looks flush as. But then we're in a weird family where husbands one and three hang out all the time, whatever. But no, I think I totally get why you'd say no.

Sell the ring, buy a new ring. I think so, yeah. Or, yeah, get the stone out of it. It's the so much special in heirloom. There are ways around that, but just re-gifting the same ring. A family heirloom's different. Yeah. Like, because obviously you don't want to be changing a family heirloom but the thing that made like the thing that I thought about straight away is the moment of where he proposed and how awkward it would have been if it was in public and she said no

because I've never seen that happen in real life because I've seen proposals like a couple, but I've never seen someone say no. Yeah, I think you would say yes and you'd be like, we'll talk about this later. Yeah, to avoid embarrassment if it was done in public. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, maybe it's you or maybe it's someone you know but someone said no to a proposal i've never been asked but thank goodness i haven't been asked by certain people would you say yes

you said to me off air that there's certain people in the past i've known someone was at that point and i i front-footed it and i was, please don't ask me because I'm not ready. So I kind of front-footed that situation. How awkward if they weren't and they were like, gee, she's getting bloody. She's bold. She's bold. No, I've never been asked before, but I'm really excited for Tom to ask me.

Jeez. You're just putting it out there? No, I am. Like I'm looking forward to it. Tom, if you're listening, she's ready. Okay. Well, I never wanted to get married before, but I think if he was to ask me, it would be a definite yes.

But in the past, I'd been iffy about relationships or subconsciously not been all in where I'm like, if they were to ask me, I just don't want to get to that situation. Just not with an old ring either. No. You know? All right. Well, you can remain anonymous.

We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Did you know someone? Maybe it was you that has said no to a proposal. Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman filling in. I was, you didn't let me finish. I was trying to make it seamless.

Sounded so seamless, couldn't even tell. Clint Awasik, Kim Crossman filling in. And I was telling you about a friend of a friend Sounded so seamless, couldn't even tell. Clean away sick, Kim Crossman filling in. And I was telling you about a friend of a friend who told me that she got proposed to and she recognised that the ring was a reused ring from his past relationship. And she recognised it because it was quite an unusual ring and she looked at it and said, no, I'm not getting engaged to you when you're going to use the same ring. It's got bad juju. Yeah, fair.

So we're asking you this afternoon and you can still call through on 0800-DIALS-IT-M or text us on 9696. Maybe it was you or it was someone you know that said no to a proposal. There can be a bunch of different reasons, you know, as to why someone would say no. Kat has called through. G'day, Kat. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Kat. Was it you that said no to a proposal? Yes, it was. So tell us what happened, Kat. I was a solo mum and a friend of mine came round and he always liked me, but not me. I didn't like him like that.

Okay. And he was sitting there and he was like, hey, I've got a proposal. And I went, please don't, because I knew what he was going to say. And he was like, look, will you marry me so that you don't have to be a solo mum? And I was like, no, thanks. You're my friend, but no, thank you. And he was like, honestly, you could learn to love me. And I went, no, thank you. I'm sorry, but no thank you. And he was like, honestly, you could learn to love me. And I went, no thank you. I'm sorry, but no.

And then he was like, oh, go on. Just, you know, I'll be a good husband. And I went, look, it's going to be a cold day in hell before I ever marry you. The poor bugger. He was so disappointed. You needed to give it to him straight. No. Yeah. Anyway, we stayed friends over the years. Didn't see him very often. I got married to my daughter's father. Congratulations.

Oh. Commiserations. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I ran into him years later. We're talking 35 years later. He walked in the room, put his arm around me, and I melted in his arms. No. No, Kat. Oh my

God, what is going on? So we hung out as friends and then we got together. I proposed to him. Oh, I love it. Oh, goosey. We are now married and have been for the last five years.

I love this. Kidding me. Kat, that's one of the best stories. He's such a lovely guy. That's one of the best stories. Yeah, he never married and he never had kids. He said to me, because of the way you did it, I couldn't dare ask another soul. Oh my goodness. Well, hey, you made it up to him in the end by asking him to marry you. I love that. Yeah, so we did get married, but it was just 35 years later. Do you know what? That's a great story because for some people the timing just isn't right and that doesn't mean it won't be right in the future.

So that gives a lot of people hope probably because if they're like, I think it's right. Never say never because I grew up, I guess. As Justin Bieber, the great philosopher says, Kat, never say never. That's right. That story. You can say no and you can get married. So there you go. Plot twist.

Thank you, Kat. You blowed my mind this afternoon, Catherine. Nice work. Thanks for calling through. No worries. See you later. God, I don't think we can top that. Bree and Clint.

Look, something happened this morning to me, Kim, where I had some good feelings and then some awkward feelings. I'll just tell you what happened. Okay. So, obviously, I'm a woman in my 30s, my early 30s. And, you know, I was walking the dogs around my neighbourhood as I normally do. And I didn't look flash this morning. I never look flash when I'm walking the dogs. You know,

I'm usually pretty disheveled. My hair's a mess. I've got a cap on, usually some Lulu lemon tights and probably a shirt that hasn't been washed for four days. You know, pretty, pretty ratchet. Disgusting. Pretty disgusting. And I was kicking around the neighbourhood and at the moment there's quite a bit of construction going on where they're putting up townhouses or units or whatever they are. And I've got the two dogs with me and I'm walking up this hill and I could see there was quite a few tradies

in the scaffolding of this work site. Okay. And I had a thought to myself where I was like, oh, remember back in the day when you're in your 20s and you used to get a wolf whistle here and there or a bit of a tension? I was like, haven't got that for a while. Oh.

And today was the day. Today was the day where I got catcalled once more. With words or a? So it was a bit of both. So let me set the scene. Two dogs, I'm looking like crap. I'm walking past this construction site and I hear the wolf whistle. And straight after it, how's it going, love?

And I've thought, is that for me? Is that for me? Stop it. And my instant reaction, and I did not even think about it, I turn around and I yelled out, you like that, daddy? Daddy! Oh! You like that, daddy? Oh. I don't know why I yelled that out. I have no idea.

Like there was no pause. It was whoop, whoop. It was just whoop, whoop. G'day, love. You like that, daddy? And was it met with a response? Yeah, it was dead silent. Yeah. And it was dead silent for the rest of the time that I was walking away.

I didn't hear anything else. So I think I scared them off. Well, what is the appropriate response? I thought that was, you know, I just went with my gut, just what I felt was right. Yeah, just went through you. The guy looked like he could be my dad. Okay.

Yeah, he was in that age range, you know, so. Did you get the confidence of the attention? Was there, yeah, so the good feeling followed by the maybe weird and creepy? Yeah, I think I was the weird and creepy one. It's a bit 90s though, isn't it? The cat calling. Yeah, no, I was just happy that anyone was giving me attention. Oh, Brie.

Text her now. Send Brie a compliment. Don't do that. There you go. I just wanted to have that on file that I still got it. When were you last ID'd? It's been a while. Really?

Yeah. No, it's been a while. Okay. Well, we love you and we think you're very beautiful. Thank you so much. Our text machine number is 9696. Bree and Clint. Yeah, so I got told off this morning, which is rare because I am...

You were naked in public again. I told you, you've got to put a top on these days. I got told off for that. No, I am a true teacher's pet. Do things by the rules like You are a do-gooder. Yeah, totally. Like when I think of you, you are a bit of a brown noser, like goody two-shoes, like always want to do

the right thing. The worst kind of humor. The most annoying and the most punchable. Yes. Anyway, I got told off this morning. So Thursdays in the eastern suburbs where I live is rubbish day. So Thursday morning, bins eastern suburbs where I live is rubbish day. So Thursday morning, bins are out. I'm walking, Honey and Tilly, our dogs.

Honey does a poop. I'm at least, I don't know, 25 minutes away from my house. Bins are full. Pick up her poop. Add her poop to someone else's bin and walk on by. And I got told off. Get out of it! And I was like, oh!

And yeah, so I. Did you poop yourself when you heard that? Pretty much. I thought that was fine. So wait, so what happened? So let's, I need all the details. Sorry, okay. The details are it's bin day in your neighbourhood. And I'm setting the scene because it's not like I'm putting dog poop in someone else's empty bin that's going to fester for a week. Yes, So it's bin day. The bins are out on the street. The bins are still full. So they haven't been collected yet.

Correct. Which is pivotal to the story. Yes. Thank you very much. You haven't picked up the poo with your hand. So it's not just poo. No, it's a disposable green bag. Okay.

Do people do that today? No, they don't. I'm just making sure. So you've picked up the poo. Licked it. And then I put it in the bag and you've popped it in the full bin. Yes. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Thank you. If it wasn't full and the bins had already been collected. Which I've done, but not on this occasion. Then I do have an issue with that. Yeah, then I could see the point that they were making. Yeah, but also what? Are you taking your bin and it lives inside your house? No, it lives outside.

I mean, it's a good point. Producer Claude, you've got a dog. What are your thoughts on this? Poop in someone else's bin, yes or no? When I'm the one doing it, fine. Wait, you're doing poos in other people's bins? When I'm the one putting it in the bin. Weird twist. We're talking about dogs, man. Whoa, fine. Wait, you're doing poos in other people's bins? When I'm the one putting it in the bin. Weird twist. We're talking about dogs, man.

Whoa, weird. Whoa, Claude, I think that's illegal. I thought we were being honest here. I thought this was a safe space. That was a few breaks ago. Claude's just squatting over them. Get out of it. Okay, when it's you putting it in. When I'm putting it in someone else's bin, I think

that's totally fine. But when they do it to my bin, oh, the worst thing you can do. Not here for it. It's just so rude. Oh, you're such a hypocrite, aren't you? You're like a cyclist, okay? If they're in a car, I'm like... Don't go that far.

...a cyclist. And if they're a cyclist, like bloody motorist. Okay, interesting. But no, I agree. I think if it's bin day and they're full, it's fine. No one's going to know. But if they're empty, then yeah, it's a bit rude.

Okay. I think we've come to a unanimous decision. If the bins are full, it's bin day. It's okay to poo in there as long as it's not you doing the poo in it. Got it. Done. Glad we cleared that up. Bree and Clint.

And you're always on the latest trends, the weird kind of – Oh, look, do I want to say weird? Yeah, like you're getting your vagina steamed and, you know, all the LA stuff, all the things they're doing in LA. I've actually never done that. I would, but I've never done that. Oh, yoni steaming. You need to get onto it.

Yeah. Yeah, so the new thing that I'm going to try is a new form of therapy where I basically get hypnotised to help prevent my limiting beliefs. Why? Because I've heard of people getting hypnotised to quit smoking or to like

get rid of their fear of heights or dogs or whatever. But you're going to do it to get rid of self-doubt. To help with my self-esteem. She's really tried everything. Oh. No, it's fine.

Thanks for being sad. No, it's okay. You should have all the self-esteem in the world. I know I should, but I am depressed. We can laugh about it. You've got a whole podcast about it. I'm high-functioning depressive. But, yeah, so I guess I have, I have sort of

imposter syndrome where I have these big lofty goals that I want to achieve. And I still have this niggly voice in my head. That's like, you'll never do it. You're not good at it. Why are you even thinking? Why are you trying? And it's not kind and it's sort of preventing, I just can't elevate myself to that next level that I'm trying so hard to be at. So I'm kind of self-sabotaging. People might recognise it as self-sabotage. So I'm like, well... Can I just say, so relatable, as someone who also has massive imposter syndrome,

always, I'm my own biggest critic, like always the voice in my head being like, that wasn't good enough. Why are you here? You shouldn't even be here. You're not good enough. Like, so I can totally relate to it. but going to get hypnotized is so LA. It's so LA. So I, this lady in Christchurch has been doing it because she works a lot with addicts

and things as well, or people who are in recovery. And I mean, yeah, if it works for that, maybe it can kind of change my habit because essentially I'm addicted to negative self-talk really. So it is a form of addiction. So yeah, I'm going to try it. You basically kind of, she puts you in sort of a trance, like a mantra and it's very safe and delightful apparently. And yeah, we just kind of work through maybe where that started and sort of rewrite the narrative and hopefully.

Have you ever been hypnotized before? No. And I reckon I've wanted to. I've put my hand up in the opportunities. But you never got picked? I never get picked. I never get picked. I wonder why you never get picked.

Because I'm too eager probably. I'm like, I'll do it. I'll do anything. I have such, I have such like PTSD from this one time at this old radio station I used to work at. This hypnotist came in and in front of the whole station he was like, who wants to be hypnotised?

Who is it? Put your hand up, put your hand up. And I was like, absolutely not. Like definitely not me. And everyone was like, do it to Bree, do it to Bree. So then I've been brought up in front of the whole office. And this guy, you know, he's like doing the whole thing where he's like telling you to concentrate on certain things,

trying to hypnotise me, right? And it was me and this other person. Look, I'm not going to lie. So I was meant to be hypnotised. I wasn't. And I had to make a choice. I had to make a choice. Use your acting or?

Whether to go along with it and not embarrass him in front of the whole office. That's sweet. Or just be like, look, I'm not hypnotised. I went with the first one. I'm not proud of it. What did you do? Oh, just whatever he told me to do. But I acted so well that people believed it.

Oh, now you feel, is this the first time you're admitting that you're hypnotised? Yeah, it is. I feel real bad about it. And so now I'm worried. I think I'm one of those people that I can't be hypnotised. So what if you can't be hypnotised? Then I'll remain where I am, emotionally and mentally stuck

in the same thought pattern. So you'll be exactly where you started. So no loss, no foul. Well, good luck. I can't wait to hear about it. What if I skyrocket to like enormous success after this and you'll be like, oh my God. I'll be like, Kim, can you send me the name of that lady?

And then I go to her and I don't get hypnotised again. I have to pretend. It'll just be, you know, bad memories all over again. Well, good luck. I can't wait to hear about it. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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