ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th July 2024

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:32 KFC's Hot and Spicy is back. Here for a good time, not a long time. ZM Free and Clean. Hey, what's up? G'day guys. Happy Wednesday. Do you reckon it's gross this morning?
Starting point is 00:00:51 I'm currently, I've got my two dogs and I'm looking, I'm dog sitting my friend's dog and I've taken them to the dog park because they outnumber me. So I was like, if I can go to the dog park, let them go. Anyway, so I've let them go and as I was walking, I've noticed a poo and I was like, if I can go to the dog park, let them go. Anyway, so I've let them go. And as I was walking, I've noticed a poo. And I was like, okay, I'm a responsible dog owner. I'll pick that poo up. Obviously one of my dogs.
Starting point is 00:01:16 And I've picked it up and it was dead cold. Yeah. And so I've picked up someone else's dog's poo. Is that gross? Yeah, but you're also a responsible member of the dog having community. Like it's still your people that are responsible for that poo. Dog people. I felt a bit annoyed
Starting point is 00:01:34 because I had to use one of my bags. Nah, you should feel virtuous. I'm a hero. Let's just say it. I am a dog poo collecting hero. I did similar the other day. I was walking back from the cafe up the road from my house and I picked up someone else's wheelie bin that had been knocked over. You know, it was blocking the footpath.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Instead of walking around that wheelie bin, I stood it up. God, forget about Spider-Man. I know. Where your new superheroes, I mean, call us up DC, Marvel, we're ready. There's a lady walking in the opposite direction towards the wheelie bin and I cleared the footpath. Did I expect a thanks? Kind of, we're ready. There's a lady walking in the opposite direction towards the wheelie bin and I cleared the footpath. Did I expect a thanks? Kind of, a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Do you reckon you're going to get the call up from the Auckland mayor for the keys to the city? No, but I did think the lady would be like, oh, you're such a nice young man. I did. You didn't get that? I got nothing, no. So I put my empty coffee in the wheelie bin and I carried on.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Bree and Clint. It's a tradie versus lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned. Trusted by tradies. 3, 2, 1, let's go. The tradie's on a bit of a good run at the moment. Maybe it's those good prizes from the tool shed.
Starting point is 00:02:38 They're sitting on 56 wins for the year. The lady's on 64. We're playing for a three draw tool chest from the tool shed and 50 bucks cash. Our lady is calling from Twizel. She's done the coast-to-coast twice and she's 24 years old. Welcome to the show, Kylie. G'day, Kylie.
Starting point is 00:02:54 What's happening in Twizel at the moment? Oh, not much. We've got sunshine today, which is nice. You're joking. Lucky things. What do you say to the detractors, the people who don't like Twizel who call it Twizehole? There's nothing wrong with Twizel. Nothing wrong with Twizel.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Twizeler? I don't even know her. How can I Twizel her? Kylie, you're taking on our trading today from Christchurch, the 35, and they are sports mad. They love Rugby League. Welcome to the show. It's Tim. G'day, Tim. G'day.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Are we an up the waz kind of guy? Yeah, that's my second favourite team I support. Don't say the Melbourne Storm is your first. Nah, the Broncos. Yes, up the Broncos. Bronx Nation, my friend. How gutted are you that Perth got the new team and not Christchurch?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah, I thought we wanted a chance, but maybe we'd be the next one. BS, can I say? No one goes to Perth. Can New Zealand have two teams? I guess there's only one way to find out. Of course they can. Kylie, your buzzer is lady. Tim, yours is tradie. Whoever gets three answers correct first
Starting point is 00:03:58 gets that prize from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. How many Kiwi athletes will be competing at this Olympics? Is it 200, 400 or 195? Trady. Lady. Yes, Tim.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Is it 400? No, that's incorrect. Kim, I mean Kylie. 195, was it? It is 195. Well done. Did you just make that question up? No, I accidentally took a question I'm using for Google Down.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Oh, okay. I had the wrong sheet open. Sorry, guys. But hey, she's still got it right. I don't see the squishes. Still got it right. Question number two. What type of mythical creature was Count Dracula?
Starting point is 00:04:43 Katie. Yes, Tim. A vampire? Yeah. It is Yes, Tim. A vampire? Yeah. It is, of course, a vampire. Question number three. Who sings this song? Katie.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Timmy's in. Tim. Was it you two? No, not you two. Worth a guess, though, Kylie? Knuckleback? No, not you two. Worth a guess though, Kylie? Knuckleback? No. I mean, you're in the vein.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Do you guys want to have another go? Tim, this should be right in your wheelhouse, mate. That was Kings of Leon, guys. Kings of Leon, no points there. Leon. Yeah. Kings of Leon. No points there. All right, question number four. Where did the Olympic Games originate? Jamie.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yes, Tim. Rome? No, not Rome. Not Rome. No. Kylie, you want to guess? Think about it for a second. I'm just going to say Paris.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I have no idea. No. That's where the next Olympics that's just about to happen is going to be in Paris, but we would have accepted Greece, Athens, Olympia, any of those. Yeah. No points there. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Where on a car would you find the spark plugs? Lady. Yes, lady. Yes, Kylie. By the battery? No, can't accept by the battery. Technically. On the battery? No.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Spark plugs are inside the engine. That's okay. They come out of the engine, need to be replaced sometimes. No points there. Question number six, what creatures can live both on land and in water? Is it birds, insects or amphibians? Trady. Trady. Yes, Tim.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Amphibians? Correct. It is amphibians. Well done. What is the score? I have no idea. Is somebody keeping score? I think...
Starting point is 00:06:42 2-1. 2-1 to who? Trady. Okay, Tim, we'll believe you. Alright, Tim, you could take it all if you get this question here. Question number seven. What type of product do the Blunt Company make? New Zealand Company.
Starting point is 00:06:57 You might need them on a rainy day. Ladies. Kylie. Yes, Kylie. An umbrella. An umbrella is correct. That means we're all tied up in this game. Clint's pulling out his underwear. What colour undies have I got on? Lady. Yes, Kylie.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Blue. No. Tim. White. No. Okay, new question. No, black. We go to our backup question.
Starting point is 00:07:23 What colour underwear am I wearing? Lady. Kylie. Black. She's got it. She's got it. Long-time listeners of this show will know it's always black. It's always black for me.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Me or Brie, it's always black. Always black. Tough game today, guys. Brie and Clint. What did everybody have for lunch today? What was your lunch? I had chicken soup. Leftover chicken soup?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Yeah. That was meal prep. Oh, meal prep. So you made chicken soup for lunch? Yeah. For how many days? Oh, phew. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Times are tough in my house. How many days do you think you're going to enjoy it? Chicken soup, I feel like it doesn't get old. I'm having it for dinner tonight too. Yeah, right. Okay. Ellie, what did you have for lunch today? Today I had peanut butter on toast.
Starting point is 00:08:10 You have that a lot. We'll come back to you. Ella, what was your lunch? I had sushi. Sushi? Yep. I had marmite and cheese sandwiches for lunch today. Mousetrap.
Starting point is 00:08:19 We were giving Ellie crap yesterday for her very bleak peanut butter on toast. But we shouldn't have. You know, cosy lives. And whatever you enjoy is what you enjoy for lunch. Exactly. It's easy. It's practical. It's yummy.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Toast is fine. Mate, I was on your side. Thank you. They were having a go at you because you were having it on white bread. No, yeah, it was the bread. And I said, white bread is the goat. No. The only reason all of us are eating whole grain or multigrain
Starting point is 00:08:46 is because it's better for us. Let's be real. It's yum. If that wasn't the thought process, if we didn't know anything about health. White bread is the yummest. White bread is the best. It's the yummest of breads.
Starting point is 00:08:56 No doubt about it. Whoever named it white death has got some answering to do because you've demonised. Why did you have to take that away from us? You've demonised the best bread. I get sugar. What? I get other things that away from us? You've demonised the best bread. I get sugar. What? I get other things that aren't healthy, but why bread?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Leave it alone. Nah, I agree. I can't believe this. You're right, actually. Bread's the best. Why bread? I saw this post on the Reddit New Zealand page today from this person who was talking about work lunches and how the cost of living may have impacted people's lunches, how they
Starting point is 00:09:24 may have got tighter, smaller, cheaper, maybe a bit bleaker as the cost of everything goes up. He said for this person, it hasn't. It's the same as it's always been because they eat the exact same thing for lunch every day. What, they won't change? They won't change. They don't change.
Starting point is 00:09:39 They don't need to change. It doesn't matter if there's a Cozy Lives going on. I don't reckon the Cozy Lives affects this lunch. I'll tell you what it is. They say they like it because there's no Cozzy Lives going on. I don't reckon the Cozzy Lives affects this lunch. I'll tell you what it is. They say they like it because there's no unknowns and no disappointment. Okay. So this lunch for this person, morning tea is a cup of international roast, instant coffee.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Right. And two to four farm-baked bickies. Okay. Then for lunch, peanut butter sandwiches crust on but cut diagonally so that they taste better. Does it say what type of bread? No, it doesn't say what type of bread. But I feel like a peanut butter semi only goes on
Starting point is 00:10:08 white bread. Yeah, it needs to be fresh. It needs to be white. And then a banana. Sometimes slice up the banana and put it inside the peanut butter sandwich if you're feeling bougie. And then an apple and some mixed nuts for snacks. And another instant coffee and a muesli bar for afternoon
Starting point is 00:10:24 tea and Bob's your uncle. Every day, the same thing for lunch. Is this person eight? Sounds like a kid's lunchbox. Well, two cups of instant coffee. I hope they're not eight. Well, they might be, you know. They'd be bouncing off the wall.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Might be hitting the instant coffee hard, but everything else. It does sound like a kid's lunchbox. You're right. Put a roll up in there and that's what I had for school lunch. Put one of those multi-packs of CCs in there. Put a snack in there. Put some Dippa Dunkaroos in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Put some space sticks in there. You're on your way. It is a kid's lunch. But if you like the same thing, you like the same thing. That's not a grown-up lunch. But I get it. If that's what you like, then, mate, you're an adult. That's the best part.
Starting point is 00:11:02 You can pick what you want. I quite enjoy having the same thing for lunch every day. My issue is that I never organize the things that I want for my lunch. What would you have? So I eat them until they run out. What would you have every day? Ham and cheese toasty. That's what you'd have every day?
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah. Oh, see, I'm chasing the dopamine constantly. So I get dopamine by getting excited over eating different things. So I can't. I can't have the same thing every day. Really? But what if it was the most delicious thing? Like what if it was leftover lasagna every day for lunch?
Starting point is 00:11:30 I'd get sick of it. Really? Yeah, I love that feeling of, ooh, I've got that for lunch today. I love the repetition of it. I love knowing what it's going to be for lunch. I like knowing what time I'm going to eat it, how it's going to fill me up.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I want to be spontaneous with my lunch. I want to talk to the people that don't. I want to talk to the people who eat the same thing for breakfast and lunch and maybe even dinner every single day. I doubt there's someone out there who's eating the same dinner every night, unless you're fitspo. Remember a friend of the show, Big Gay Al? Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:02 He would eat chicken and rice. That's right. And then he would move, and then he'd move on to something else, and then he'd eat that for a year. Yeah. For dinner. And then he'd move on to something different, and he'd eat that for a year. But not because he loved it. Just because it was easy. Because he was useless.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yeah, it was easy, and he's like, that's what I'm having. Oh, $800 at M, or you can text us to 9696. Do you eat the same thing every day? Not for like shredding for the wedding reasons. That's just what you eat. Remember Victoria Beckham? There was that story that came out about her and she's eaten the same lunch every day for like 20 years.
Starting point is 00:12:38 It's like grilled fish and some steamed vegetables, eh? Yeah. And I bet there's no seasoning on it either. But she's not making it either. No, no, she is. She is. You reckon? Yeah. And I bet there's no seasoning on it either. But she's not making it either. No. Private chef. No, no, she is. She is.
Starting point is 00:12:47 You reckon? Yeah, she is. I've seen her Instagram, yeah. When she can be bothered. David's cleaning the pan, though. Yeah, for sure. After watching that doco. For sure.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Oh, $800 at Emwood, text 9696. Are you the person who eats the same thing every single day and why? Like this text here. It said, my mate lives in the army barracks and he ate air fryer chicken breast and microwave rice for one year straight for every lunch and dinner. He came over to our flat for dinner one time and bought it with him because that's all he's used to eating. Is that rude if someone does that? Like if you invited them over for dinner.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yeah, and they bring that. But they've been in the army. They're so routine, they're probably like, oh, I'm not sure if I like anything else anymore. I don't want to be rude and not eat your food, so I've bought some food. I've cooked you a nice dinner, and you've bought over your Tupperware chicken and rice. Erica's here.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. How are you going? Good, thanks. Do you eat Erica's here. Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. How are you going? Good, thanks. Do you eat the same thing every day, Erica? Yes, I do. I am one of those.
Starting point is 00:13:52 What is it? What is your repeat meal? Okay, so we're at breakfast time. It is marmite on toast with heaps of butter and a cup of tea. Delish. How many pieces, Erica? How many pieces of toast are you rolling with? Two on a grainy bread, natural butter.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yeah. You know, done in the microwave so it's extra melty. Oh, God, you know your stuff, Erica. You're really trying to sell Marmite on toast to us. You know your way around Marmite. It is a personal favourite of mine each morning too. Okay. It also tastes different every morning.
Starting point is 00:14:27 No, it does not. No, I agree, Erica. It does. What are you having for lunch? What's your repeat lunch? Look, this is really around work, to be fair, during the week, so it's wraps, you know, with ham and mashed egg and cream cheese.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Erica, do you ever just feel a bit spontaneous, a bit wild, and you'd take a spag bowl to work for lunch? Oh, God, no. No. No, that sounds horrible to Erica. You'd rather your chicken salad wrap. Yeah, God forbid, yes. Yeah, that I could be a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:15:02 And you like knowing what you're going to have for lunch every day, right? It's comforting. It is, and also it tastes different every day. I know it feels and sounds like it's the same. It's not the same. No, it sounds the same. How on earth? It's the taste.
Starting point is 00:15:18 It tastes, you know. Okay, all right, we'll take a word for it. Interesting. Yeah. That's such an interesting train of thought from her. Someone said, I literally have the exact same food every workday and most days off. The only meal that's different is dinner. The reason is I like the ease of going to the supermarket, getting the same things,
Starting point is 00:15:36 and knowing exactly how long it's going to take to prep that food and how long it's going to take to eat it. Isn't it wild how different personalities will affect obviously what you eat and what you cook. Yes. Like obviously your personality if you're like you know I just want to know exactly how long it's going to take, what it tastes like, what I'm going to be having, that's what I'm going to do.
Starting point is 00:15:58 And those people will often marry people who will never eat the same food two days in a row and they have to figure that out as part of their relationship. Well I guess it's fine for lunch because you're going off to your different row. And they have to figure that out as part of their relationship. Well, I guess it's fine for lunch because you're going off to your different jobs. You're going to do your own things. For dinner, that's where it gets a bit... I wouldn't want to just spill over to my weekend, though.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I wouldn't want to eat my week food during the weekend. Absolutely not. It's so weird because my partner and I, we have this particular lunch that we eat a lot and it's those quick, what's the name, Uncle Ben rices that you put in the microwave because it's nice and easy. And then like this particular tuna that we put on it and some tomatoes and some onion and some, you know, that kind of stuff. You bougie it up. Like a nice healthy tuna rice salad. And then anyway, I made this rice dish for dinner one night and I couldn't be bothered cooking rice.
Starting point is 00:16:48 So I just put one of our lunch rices in and used it. She goes, I can't eat this. It's our repeat lunch food. It just reminds me of sitting in the work room, lunch room and eating lunch. Yeah. Well, there you go. It's ruined it. That's what food does.
Starting point is 00:17:04 It triggers your memories. Bree and Clint. It is two days, 13 hours and 42 minutes until the Olympic Games opening ceremony kicks off. The Olympic opening ceremony is always such an event. It's so good. Unfortunately for us, it's going to be in the middle of the night, but you'll get to see a replay of it.
Starting point is 00:17:23 They'll be the best bits. I think a lot of the action for us is going to be in the middle of the night, unfortunately. I get to see a replay of it. They'll be the best bits. I think a lot of the action for us is going to be in the middle of the night, unfortunately. I know. But, you know, we'll make do. We'll do what we can. You just get up and get into it. We were having a conversation about who they're going to get.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Who's the pop star they're going to get to open the Olympic Games? Because they usually get someone who represents the country out there to do some kind of performance. In Aussie, they got Kylie Minogue. In London, they got the Spice Girls and Mr Bean. And we're trying to figure out who they're going to get in Paris. Yeah, we couldn't think of who that person would be, but we're not French.
Starting point is 00:17:57 We talked about Mika. Yeah. Big girls, you are beautiful. Everybody's got a love today, love today, love today. Yeah. But he did the Rugby World Cup, so I'd be surprised if they wheeled Mika out again. I don't think they're going to book him for the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Maybe. The Olympics have got more money than the Rugby World Cup too, so you'd want them to go, no offence to Mika, maybe a level up. Maybe a level up. Yeah. Maybe a little bit more topical and current. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Perhaps. I don't know. I heard a really big rumour today. I heard a big rumour today too. I'm so interested to know if your rumour is the same as my rumour. I'm so interested to know who you've heard it about. Okay. We're going to go three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Okay. We're going to say who we have heard the pop star is that's opening the Paris 2024 Olympic Games. Three, two, one. Celine Dion. What? I heard Lady Gaga. I heard Celine Dion. What? I heard Lady Gaga. I heard Celine Dion. What?
Starting point is 00:18:48 What the hell? So Celine Dion is being rumoured by Variety magazine. They said that she is lining up this to be her comeback from stiff person syndrome. Because I'm your lady. And with her French connection, she is I would have thought the obvious choice if she can do it.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Where on earth are you hearing Lady Gaga? Well, my insider knowledge tells me that she is in Paris at the moment. People have spotted her in Paris, which has sparked rumours about her performing at the Olympic Games. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:27 She also sang, I believe it was that French song in A Star Is Born, and then people are like, oh, that means... Oh, she'll do that. Yeah, they're like, people are saying that she's going to be there and she's going to perform. I can't believe it's not the same person. I thought it was definitely going to be the same. It's obviously going to be a surprise then.
Starting point is 00:19:48 If neither of us know... It could be both. It could be both. Well, having watched that Celine Dion documentary, it could be Celine Dion with Lady Gaga as a backup, just in case. Yeah. Well, there you go. Someone has texted and said they reckon it's going to be Daft Punk,
Starting point is 00:20:04 the French DJs, which would also be excellent, but I don't think they would do it. That would be epic. Someone else on the text machine said Gwen Stefani put on her Instagram that she's singing at the Olympics. What has Gwen Stefani got to do with the Paris Olympic Games? Can you imagine if they've got all these people? It'll be the best opening ceremony that ever was.
Starting point is 00:20:25 They have to do something in French. That's got to be the criteria. Yeah. And maybe Gwen Stefani can. I don't know. Bree and Clint. Woman has gone viral after she has sent in a complaint about an appointment she went to at the dentist where she was getting her teeth cleaned, routine clean.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I need to do that. Yeah. Yeah, me too. With the dental hygienist. And she said that during the routine clean that the hygienist told her several different conspiracy theories, mainly to do with politics. Okay. But it made her feel very uncomfortable because she was talking like this was the absolute truth.
Starting point is 00:21:10 As a conspiracy theorist does. Yes. Yeah. It's gone viral because the email where she has complained and written to the dental surgery about what happened, she's put in there what exactly the conspiracy theories were. Yeah, good, good. So I thought we could go through some of them.
Starting point is 00:21:31 She says, I had a teeth cleaning appointment today. The dental hygienist I saw said that she works in various locations and is filling in at different places. While she was cleaning my teeth, I was in a very vulnerable position with her using tools in my mouth, and she began to explain political conspiracies as fact below some of the theories that I recall. Biden is behind Trump's assassination attempt. That's a good one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Biden died in 2020. So those two kind of counteract each other. Yeah, those are conflicting theories. Biden is not the real president because his letter about stepping down was not on an official letterhead. Yeah. JFK Jr., who was supposed to be dead, used presidential letterhead. So he is alive and the true vice president.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Where else? Soon there will be a seven to ten day broadcast exposing the government. A seven to ten day broadcast? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Specifically about how Biden really died in 2020. So that one's coming into that one. Like he's Avril Lavigne.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Yeah, exactly. Russia is helping the US in Cuba. There's a beer commercial with many... These are where it gets even more interesting. There's a beer commercial with many celebrities who are supposed to be dead.
Starting point is 00:22:56 And then she's named off the celebrities that she believes aren't dead because they're in this commercial. John Lennon, Tupac, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe. And she says... She's got some strange ones, but she's also got the classics in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah. She says they're alive and this commercial proves it. Yeah. She said Princess Diana is also alive. Thank goodness. And in FBI witness protection. Okay. And the last thing she said, everyone in the US Congress wears a mask.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I don't know exactly what that means. Like a skin suit. Yeah. I'm not too sure exactly what that means. Like one of those latex face masks. Like alien type vibes. Wow. This is what you want from your dental hygienist while you have their hands in your mouth and you're unable to say the words, hey, can you shut the F up and clean my teeth?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Can you imagine? Like you're just sitting there and you're like, I can't say anything or just to be like... It's a dream job for a conspiracy theorist though because you have a captive audience, you know? It is. You have a captive audience who cannot debate you whatsoever. It's the perfect job for a conspiracy theorist.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Either that or anesthesiologist because they can't say anything either. I always find it very, it's so awkward like when you're at the dentist because I want to talk back and then, you know, when they are talking to you, I'm like, am I meant to talk back or am I meant to keep my mouth open? I love my dentist and he is also quite chatty and I don't know how he expects me to answer. Yeah, I'm like, am I supposed to be? How do I talk?
Starting point is 00:24:31 Bro, how do I talk? They do speak, you know, that kind of language though because they would have heard it so much. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. They can understand that. Exactly. Yeah. Like it's a whole skill that they've learnt.
Starting point is 00:24:43 So the hygienist should understand. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Can you shut the F up? Exactly. Yeah. Like it's a whole skill that they've learnt. So the hygienist should understand. Can you shut the F up? Yeah. Yeah. You can swear on the radio if you do it in that voice. Yeah. Shut the F up. Could we get a complaint for that? I don't know. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:24:59 You want to ask people the craziest conspiracy theories they've heard. Yeah. Now this is always a risky radio. Keep it light guys. Because you've got to ask people the craziest conspiracy theories they've heard. Yeah. Now, this is always a risky radio. Keep it light, guys. Because you've got to ask people conspiracy theories they've heard, not conspiracy theories they believe. That's the key. That's what, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:15 That is the key. Crazy. Someone has told you this thing. Yes. And you're like, okay, bro. You know someone who believes this thing. Yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yeah. I'll chuck one out there first. What have you heard? I've heard that Tui Mato sauce at the supermarket is just Del Mane sauce with a different sticker on it, but 50 cents cheaper. That's not a conspiracy. I think that's real. No, couldn't be true.
Starting point is 00:25:40 You don't reckon? No, I read it. The Tui sauce is bottled by the Tui girls at the Mangatunoka Brewery. It can't be true. It does taste similar, doesn't it? No, I read it. The Tui sauce is bottled by the Tui girls at the Mangatunoka Brewery. It can't be true. It does taste similar, doesn't it? Another conspiracy theory. The Avril Lavigne one.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Avril Lavigne one. That's such a good one. Yeah, that she died and that this other woman has stepped in for her and is pretending to be her. Another conspiracy theory. Yeah. The Edge radio station stole their one second song competition off the Brian Clint show. I heard that.
Starting point is 00:26:07 That could never be true though, right? That couldn't be true. No, that couldn't be true. They wouldn't do a competition named after a game that we've been doing for five years. They wouldn't do that. No. See, these things aren't.
Starting point is 00:26:15 See, it's a conspiracy. These things aren't rooted in, they're not rooted in real life. Like this one. Paul McCarthy died in a car accident. Paul McCarthy? Paul McCartney. Sorry, they've written Paul McCarthy. Paul McCartney died. Paul McCarthy may in a car accident. Paul McCarthy? Paul McCartney. Sorry, they've written Paul McCarthy. Paul McCartney died.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Paul McCarthy may have died. Died in a car accident around the same time as Ringo and the Beatles as a group wouldn't survive it so they did facial and vocal surgery on someone who looked like McCarthy. McCartney. Why do they keep writing McCarthy? That's the original Avril Lavigne conspiracy is that Paul died in a car crash as well. Because there's also that theory around Craig David as well.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Was Craig David dead too? Well, I think so. I think, I can't remember the exact details, but I think it's around the time when he got super ripped and he came back into like the public eye and he was just ripped as. It's not the real Craig David. In great form and everyone's like, that's not the real Craig David. and he came back into the public eye and he was just ripped as. It's not the real Craig David. In great form and everyone's like, that's not the real Craig David. A lot of moon conspiracy theories.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I like this one. Someone said man did land on the moon, but when the flag was planted, there was a large vibration going on because the moon is hollow. No jokes. There's a lot of people who believe this one. Yeah. The hollow moon theory. I've never heard the hollow moon theory. Oh, you haven't? No. There's obviously the classic one that they
Starting point is 00:27:29 didn't actually land on the moon and it was filmed in a TV studio. There's a big movie about that coming out. The movie alleges that they did land on the moon, but large parts of what was broadcast was pre-filmed in a studio. Yeah, because how did they film it?
Starting point is 00:27:45 Because, yeah, that's what they're saying. They're like, it's 1960s. Like it was back in the 60s. How did they actually get a camera up there? I love this conspiracy theory and I've heard it for a long time and I like it because of how silly it is, but I like the length that some people go to prove this one and it's to do with birds.
Starting point is 00:28:02 It says that birds that are sitting on power lines are recharging because they're actually recording your every move with their eyes that are cameras and sending the information back to the government. The root of this conspiracy theory, which is quite widespread, is that birds aren't real. What?
Starting point is 00:28:20 Birds aren't real and they are surveillance drones and they go to a power line to reach out. There's so many though. God, they're just wasting their time with all the pigeons that hang around in the park and eat all the food. What about this one? There is a magic man in the sky that controls everything
Starting point is 00:28:40 and some people have even written books about it. That one seems loaded, that one. Oh, I get it. It seems loaded. I get it. My father-in-law believes the increase in ram raids is because of COVID injections. Yeah, every family's got one of those. Yeah, every family's got one of those as well.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yep, yep. What about this one, that 9-11 was a scam and predicted by folding the US dollar bill. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah. When they fold the bill up and they fold it up so it looks like 9-11, it's wild. I reckon that's enough. I reckon that's enough. I reckon that's enough conspiracy theories for today.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Let's get you to bid. Bree and Clint. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Right-a, cowboy, right-a.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Time to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team. And you're playing for people at home. 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Who won last week? That was me. Ellie. Yeehaw. I feel like you had a really good run last week too.
Starting point is 00:29:45 It wasn't bad. Yeah, it wasn't bad. No, don't be humble. Talk it up. You smoked them. She's going down this week and she's going down hard. It was a smoke show. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Here's the rules. Put these questions into Google. I am looking for the right answer to be yelled out. If it's you, I'll give you a point. First person to three points wins. Okay. Hang on. There is a thing.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Okay, I'm ready. What's the thing? We're continuing on with the Olympics thing. How many questions do you have? Well, it's fun. It's relevant. Infinite. It is.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It's fun. There's heaps of questions around the Olympics. All right, let's go. Question number one. Where is the 2028 Olympics being held? Los Angeles. Oh, my God. Is it?
Starting point is 00:30:32 It is. Oh, my God. How did you know that? No, actually, I swear I didn't know that. I didn't know that. How did you get a guess? I started typing Olympics, and then I just went 2028. And then it came up.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Wow. No, I promise. I actually didn't know that. Damn, that was impressive. It's not illegal to know it. It's not illegal to guess it. No, I actually didn't know that. I actually didn't.
Starting point is 00:30:53 No, she's telling the truth. Yeah, I swear. You know it would be more impressive if you did know it. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I actually didn't. All right, one point to Ellie. Question number two. What a start. How many Olympic gold medals does Usain Bolt have? Eight.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Eight is correct. Eight. No, he revoked it. Gold medals, no. That's not how it works. He said eight. First. I take the first answer. It's correct. One to Clint, one to Ellie. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:31:29 What number Olympics will this be for gymnast Simone Biles? Three. It will be the third Olympics. Oh my gosh! Did you know that, did you? It was two guesses in a row. Alright. Ah, interesting.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Clint's on two, Ellie's on one. I'm not going to use my phone for the third one. It's going well for me. Alright. Ah, interesting. Clint's on two, Ellie's on one. I'm not going to use my phone for the third one, it's going well for me. Okay, yeah,
Starting point is 00:31:49 yeah, yeah. Question number four. Who performed at the 2008 Beijing Olympics opening ceremony?
Starting point is 00:31:58 Oh, damn it. Oh, why can't I see it? I'm going to Google now. A Chinese singer,
Starting point is 00:32:10 Liu Han? I'll give it to you. Nice. Liu Han. And Sarah Brightman was the two that performed at the Beijing Olympic opening ceremony. That's so arrogant of me to not Google.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Why did I honestly? Yeah, you got a bit too big for your boots, I think. that performed at the Beijing Olympic opening ceremony. That's so arrogant of me to not Google it. Why did I, honestly? Yeah, you got a bit too big for your boots, I think. I was like, I don't know any Chinese stars. Okay. Next question. So far, one to Ellie, two to Clint, one to Ella. How many Olympic medals has Lisa Carrington won?
Starting point is 00:32:48 It's six. Nice! It is six. It is six. Five gold and one bronze. Is she almost decorated with six? She's the most decorated New Zealand Olympian with six medals. She's got it.
Starting point is 00:33:03 But, I mean, five of those are gold. Yeah, that's amazing. I'm not underselling her achievements. Name someone who's done better. You can't because she's the most decorated. No, I know,
Starting point is 00:33:10 but the whole thing is skewed by that picture of Michael Phelps with all the medals hanging off his arm. Yeah, but that doesn't count. Swimmers are different. They get the chance
Starting point is 00:33:17 to win like ten medals a game. I mean, it does count. I shouldn't say that. I don't want to offend anyone. It does count. But they just have way more opportunities than swimming. Mm-hmm say that. I don't want to offend anyone. It does count. But they just have way more opportunities in swimming.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Okay. Next question. This is a real good game. Two to Ellie. Two to Clint. One to Ella. You're still in it. What colour is the third ring in the Olympic rings? Red. Black.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Damn it. It's black. It's black.'s black Black is correct Ellie comes back With a vengeance And she's taken it For another week Thank you Now unfortunately
Starting point is 00:33:51 Angela was on the phone On my team And we lost her That's alright We can call her back We can call her back Oh no That's a point off for Ellie
Starting point is 00:33:58 She lost her caller Bree and Clint I got a new oven And inside that oven is a camera which makes videos of your food while it's cooking
Starting point is 00:34:08 the world's gone mad eh isn't the future insane like why would you ever need that unless you were a cooking like if you're like a cooking influencer
Starting point is 00:34:18 so this is who it's great for yeah I'm not one but how many how many of those are there quite a few like people who do
Starting point is 00:34:25 like cooking recipe content would be great for their videos yeah great for their videos just to have a bit in the middle where the cake rises I'm not one of those but I have set it up to make time lapse videos of all the meals that go in our oven and last night it gets sent straight to my phone
Starting point is 00:34:41 the camera inside the oven sends videos straight to my phone and last night I got a message to say that I had a fresh video from the meal that my wife had cooked for dinner last night, or a component of the meal. Okay. And it sent me this video, which you guys can't see, but I'm going to show it to Bree now. It's a time lapse of six sausages cooking in the oven.
Starting point is 00:35:02 I watched this video on your Instagram last night and I think it turned me off eating sausages. It's troubling, eh? Watching the process of sausages cook in the oven. One, it looks like they're deteriorating. Yeah, it does. Like they're decomposing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And two, why are you cooking sausages in the oven? So I posted this video on my Instagram story and I have been inundated with messages from people questioning the cooking method. Well, two camps actually. One camp supporting cooking sausages in the oven and one camp going, why the hell would you cook sausages in the oven?
Starting point is 00:35:38 Do you not cook your sausages in the oven? No, I've never cooked sausages in the oven. Do you cook your sausages in the pan? In the pan. Or the barbecue. Oh yeah, the barbecue cooked sausages in the oven. Do you cook your sausages in the pan? In the pan. Or the barbecue. Oh yeah, the barbecue. But it's winter. Yeah. I'd cook these in the barbecue if it was summer, but it's the middle of winter. Not in the oven. Really?
Starting point is 00:35:54 That's so weird. But it's so labour intensive to cook them in the pan. You've got to constantly turn them. You get that nice crispiness about them when they're rolling around in the pan. But there's like splatter. They make such a mess, sausages sizzling in the pan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:08 You could just chuck them in the oven. No, they make a mess in there. No, they don't. Not in the oven. You know where else you can put your sausages? They bust. You know where else you can stick your sausage? The air fryer.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Have you cooked sausages in the air fryer before? I feel like I might have, but I can't remember now. I feel like I have. It's a life hack cooking the sausages in the air fryer. Have you cooked sausages in the air fryer before? I feel like I might have but I can't remember now. I feel like I have. It's a life hack cooking the sausages in the air fryer. But I feel like that's similar to oven. Yeah. And I actually can't cook them in the air fryer because we don't have a camera inside the air fryer so it feels like there's no point in cooking
Starting point is 00:36:38 them inside there. I just wanted to poll the room to find out if I'm the weird one cooking these sausages in the oven. So you're strictly pan? Yeah, definitely pan. Ellie, where are you sticking your sausage? Usually sticking it in a pan as well. I'm not opposed to the oven, but I do think the pan gives it that chargrill feel, you know? But you're more likely to burn the outside of your sausage before the inside of the sausage is cooked.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Yeah, not a bad point. Yeah, I agree. The oven gives you a very even sausage. Not if you cook it on a medium to low heat in the pan. Nice. And if you know what you're doing, that's how you need to be cooking your sausages, if they're in the pan.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I don't know what I'm doing. That's the problem. Ella, where are you cooking your vegan sausages? Usually the pan, but the oven is not a bad idea. Oh, wait, do I have one? I just feel like they bust open in the oven. Do you stick holes in them first? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:26 So I don't? Yeah. Stab them. You don't put holes in your sausages? Do you put oil? No, that's how all the juices get out. I heard that there was a myth sticking holes in your sausages because all the juicy juiciness leaks out.
Starting point is 00:37:37 They're going to bust open by themselves anyway. I thought you wanted to just, someone's just texted in and they said stick your sausages in the microwave for a bit and then put them in the pan. Oh. I don't know about that. Semi-microwaved sausages. Okay, we're asking we cook our sausages. Could we do a boiled sausage?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Could we sous vide? I boil my Cheerios. Could you sous vide a sausage? Could you sous vide a sausage? So you put it in the airlock bag and then you put it in the boiling water. Is that a euphemism? Sl you sous vide a sausage? What's that? It's where you put it in the airlock bag and then you put it in the boiling water. Oh my God. Is that a euphemism?
Starting point is 00:38:07 That's ridiculous. Slip it into a bag. Pardon you. Sous vide that sausage. That's huge. Anyway, your sausage, your choice. Your sausage, your choice. Your sausage, your choice.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That's the moral of the story. There's a worker who has been fired after accidentally sending a crude reply or email to his boss. He's now suing his former workplace for defamation. Wait, the guy who sent the bad reply email is suing? Yes. Okay. Suing.
Starting point is 00:38:38 So here's the details, right? His name is Jovan Thomas. He's 56 and he has launched legal action after his former employee, what he says was a mistake. Okay. It was a mistake. It was meant to go to someone else. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:55 And then now they have made it look like he was meant to send it to his boss. Okay. What did he send? So the reply all email was sent in response to an email from the boss herself, Brooke Jenkins, a woman, who had sent out a calendar invitation to an anti-discrimination meeting. Right. So not the best. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:39:21 And he sent a reply all that said, it was very short, and it said this. What colour panties are you wearing? Oh. So here's what he's saying. Here's what he's saying happened, right? This is what he said. He then apparently, so he sent that reply all, that's gone to everyone. Everyone has got that email.
Starting point is 00:39:47 It would have been bad if he just sent it to the boss. He sent it to everyone. He sent it to everyone. And it was in reply to the anti-discrimination calendar meeting. Anyway, he then obviously realised what he'd done and he's followed it up with another email. Another reply all. Another reply all. Do you want to hear what he said? Yeah another email. Another reply all. Another reply all.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Do you want to hear what he said? Yeah. In the next reply all. Apparently he was like, I sincerely apologise to everyone. Please know that this is not who I am as a person as I carry myself with respect and dignity. That was meant for one of my frat brothers and not for this email or a reply all.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Good story, mate. Do one of his frat brothers work at that workplace and were they planning on attending the discrimination meeting? Does the frat brother wear panties? He's gone for the classic locker room chat defense. Oh, it's just boys being boys. So then this guy gets let go for inappropriate behaviour. So he's been let go.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Which I feel is that kind of has to happen in the workplace. And I agree with that. And now he is suing the workplace for unfair dismissal. For defamation of his character. Defamation. Defamation of his character. Obviously, like this is what we're getting, this part of the story. There's probably a history there that you don't get to know
Starting point is 00:41:09 Anyway I've got a challenge for you What? The last group email that we received from our boss, Ross Was about the rules around what we can and can't say about the Olympics Yes I dare you to reply with, what colour panties are you wearing? Absolutely not I dare you I dare you I dare you to reply with, what colour panties are you wearing?
Starting point is 00:41:26 Absolutely not. I dare you. I dare you. I dare you. I'm not doing it. I'd rather do anything else. Well, I'm not doing it. I'm not going to ask, what colour are your panties? And then I'll get let go, and then I'll have to play them this break on air
Starting point is 00:41:41 where it was you bullying me into it. Oh, actually, can we have this struck from the record? And then you would get that goat. Damn it. Okay. No, pick something else. I'll send it. I'll send it.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Okay, what are you going to send? I think you should send, so reply to the Olympics email and say, groovy, bro. Groovy, bro. Okay. Reply all. Reply all. Groovy bro shucker. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:13 I will workshop it. Go on. Go on. Groovy bro shucker. If you let me off for the panties comment. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:42:29 All right, let's get to it. Birthday bangers for your Wednesday. If it's the first time you've heard this, you can call us up. Tell us your birthday. We tell you what the number one song on your 16th birthday was. Elise is going to go first. Hi, Elise. Hi, Elise.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Hi. Rate your day for me out of 10. How was it? Oh, I'd say about a five. A five? A five sucks. Why a five? Oh, my son's been sick for the last couple of days.
Starting point is 00:42:58 So, you know. Yeah, it brings down the mood. That's right. Hump Day, we're heading towards the weekend. You have a birthday banger. It's going to be a good one. What's your date of birth, Elise? First, I've got to say, long-time listener mood. That's right. Hump Day, we're heading towards the weekend. You have a birthday banger. It's going to be a good one. What's your date of birth, Elise? First, I've got to say, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Wait a second. You sneaky, sneaky sausage, Elise. You've never called our show before, Elise. Never. No. My husband has, and he won birthday banger not that long ago. Okay. So you've got alumni within your family.
Starting point is 00:43:27 How long do you reckon you've listened to the show for but never called? Oh, I'd say a few years. Okay, well, it's good to have you here now, Elise. Let's do your birthday banger. It's great to have you here. What's your date of birth? I don't know. Oh, we're losing her, but we've got the information.
Starting point is 00:43:43 We can do it. It's 3rd of March, 1980 for Elise, which means quick math. 16 in 1996. Here's her birthday banger. Tune, great sing-along, great song. One of the biggest songs of the 90s, I would say. Taylor's here to do Birthday Banger. Hi, Taylor.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Hi, Taylor. Oh, Taylor, have we lost you as well? Taylor. Oh, there he is. Okay, Taylor. Thought we were going to have to do Taylor's version for a minute. Hey, what is your birthday, Taylor? It's going to be 30th of April, 1994.
Starting point is 00:44:24 All right, that means you were 16 in 2010 and we've done the calculations. This is your birthday banger. Oh my God. What a forgotten anthem. Scribe and Jay Williams. There it is. What do you reckon, Taylor? Yeah, not bad. That's a churn. A little bit of scrimmage. Yeah. Who doesn't? This was huge when this song came out. Yeah. Okay. Wait there, Taylor. We're going to do one more. We're going to do one more.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Turn the radio down. This is a bit of a mess, birthday banger today. Yeah. Turn that radio down and we'll go to Makere. Hi, Makere. Hi, Makere. Hello? Oh, well, we'll just do it ourselves. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:12 1st of May, 1995, which means 16 in 2011. And this was at the top. Hello? Check that. The absolute ADHD of a song party rock anthem. Muggery, what do you reckon? Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, no, that's all good, eh?
Starting point is 00:45:36 It's all good. Not too bad. It's definitely a good vibe. Cheers, mate. You two have a good one, eh? You too. Hang on, you might win. Hang around for a second.
Starting point is 00:45:44 They might have to go. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Can you hang around? Yep. Okay, mate. You two have a good one. You too. Hang on. You might win. Hang around for a second. They might have to go. Oh, okay. Can you hang around? Yep. Okay, sweet. I'm voting for Scribe. Me too. Are you?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Yeah. Okay. Scribe. It's all good then, Makere. You can go. You can go. Cool, Ashley. Have a good night.
Starting point is 00:45:59 See ya. Taylor, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations. Hey. Massive, massive. Thank you. Thanks for calling today. Congratulations. Hey, massive, massive. Thank you. Thanks for calling through, Taylor. Have a good Arvo. Bit of a chaotic vibe going on at the moment.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I don't mind it. From the year 2010, here's Taylor's Birthday Banger. Scribe and J. Will, ZM. I thought I was out. You stopped me. Bree and Clint. What age do you think men find women the most attractive? And what age do you think women find men the most attractive? What would you say?
Starting point is 00:46:33 I would quickly scan my brain to find what age my wife is and I would say that number. Good thinking. Good thinking. Good thinking. There's a study that I believe it's about 10 years old. Yeah. And it was actually a dating website, OK Cupid,
Starting point is 00:46:51 who I think they have tried to bury this because they don't really like talking about it, but they were experimenting with their user's data and they essentially were looking at what age the user was and then I think they were asking within the questions that they asked them to sign up to the website, like what is your ideal. What are you looking for, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah, what's your ideal age range? Yeah, they'd have an incredible amount of data. That's a big app. Exactly. Yeah. They've then correlated all of that data and put it into, you know, a graph to see what, if there's any kind of, you know, what's the word? Correlation.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Correlation. Anyway, I've got the results if you'd like to know. What do you think the data showed when it came to men? What do you think the men were most attracted to? What age group? I would say the stereotype is probably true and men were going younger. And as they aged, they were staying younger.
Starting point is 00:47:55 That wasn't moving with them as they got older. Yeah, so the data showed that no matter what age the man was, they all were attracted to the same age woman. And what age is that? Early 20s. Early 20s. So predictable. Was what all of the men said.
Starting point is 00:48:13 It didn't matter what age they were. They were all mostly attracted to, yeah, early 20s. Who do men think they are? When it came to the women, their choice was that as their age went up, they clicked that they liked men around the same age as them. They sort of stayed in step
Starting point is 00:48:36 with their own age. Yeah, the only little bit of difference was that the younger the woman, the more closer to their age it was, like a couple of years, like give or take. Whereas as the women the woman, the more closer to their age it was, like a couple of years, like give or take. Whereas as the women got older, they tended to pick a little bit of a younger man.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Oh, they like a younger man too. Like by a couple of years. Yeah, but still. Yeah. So like, yeah. If the woman was like 47, she was looking for like a 43-year-old guy. You can go get them, girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:06 So what we can take from this is while heavily – All ages are beautiful. I was going to say everybody wants a younger model. Everybody's looking into trading the old dunga that they've got for the new model. Is that what – Unfortunately. No, that's not how I feel.
Starting point is 00:49:23 No, that's not how I feel. I was going to say be careful, be careful, be careful. Those are not my words. Because you started really well. I read this article on the Herald today, which talks about the rise of Gen Zers having Botox. Not derma fillers, not like filler being put in, although that happens a lot too, judging by Love Island,
Starting point is 00:49:44 if you watch that. A lot of Gen Zers getting the plump ups. Definitely. I'm talking about getting Botox to smooth out your wrinkles, to disable the muscles in your face that make you do frowns and stuff that cause wrinkles. How old are we talking? Because Gen Z is quite a wide range. 18 to mid-20s pretty much, Gen Zers, aren't they? Or 17 to mid-20s?
Starting point is 00:50:06 Is that what it is, Ella? I don't know. You're our Gen Z. We kind of defer to you for this sort of thing. Old, currently Gen Zers. They call it preventative Botox or prejuvenation. What? Rather than rejuvenation.
Starting point is 00:50:21 So is it different ingredients or different? No, no, no, no, no. It's the same. It's the same Botox, but you're not having Botox to rejuvenation. So is it different ingredients or different? No, no, no, no, no. It's the same Botox, but you're not having Botox to rejuvenate your face. You're having it to make it worse. It's a preventative thing. It's preventative Botox. So your face doesn't move in the wrinkling way in the first place. I heard about it when I was in my 20s,
Starting point is 00:50:40 and I was like, oh, I'd love to, but I can't afford that. It's bloody expensive. It's so expensive. I barely had money to feed myself in my 20s and I was like, oh, I'd love to, but I can't afford that. It's bloody expensive. Oh, yeah. It's so expensive. I barely had money to feed myself in my 20s. Yeah, how are they affording it? Yeah. Hey, Buzzy, before we move on, Gen Z, 12 to 27.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Oh, okay, I was off. What? Is that that wild? That's such a big gap, though. Huge gap. Here's my issue with that. 12-year-olds getting Botox? As a non-Gen Z and a non-Botox user,
Starting point is 00:51:11 your 20s are meant to be the bit where you don't have to worry about your frowns and your wrinkles and stuff. We shouldn't worry about that anyway. You should be blissfully... Good point, Ella. You should be blissfully unaware of it in your 20s. You should be bulletproof. Maybe they don't want to worry about it in their 30s. So they're doing this in their 20s. You should be bulletproof. Maybe they don't want to worry about it in their 30s. So they're doing this in their 20s.
Starting point is 00:51:28 So they're worried about their 30s in their 20s. Don't worry about your 30s. Put some sunscreen on. You know what I think? Yeah, put some sunscreen on. 100%. Keep your face out of the sun. That is the best advice ever. If it makes you happy, if it makes you more comfortable, I don't mind what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Totally. I'm not shaming anybody who is getting Botox. I don't mind. But I don't want anybody to feel the pressure to need to get Botox. Yeah, I know. I just, if it makes you happy and more comfortable in your skin, then, I mean, do it if you want. Ella, you said you have a friend your age, early 20s, who is getting Botox already.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Yeah. It's interesting. Again, I don't have anything against it, but it's more the where's your self-talk coming from? If it's like, yeah, I love it, woohoo. But if it's more like the, I don't like it. I hate the way I look. More the negative self-talk, that's where I feel sad.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I have a friend who is a little bit older than me, but she had been I remember back in our 20s, she was like, oh, I've been getting Botox since I was, I think, 23. Wow. So this is like early, this is like on the. Is she your age?
Starting point is 00:52:34 She's a little bit older than me. A little bit older, yeah. I reckon she looks probably 29. Really? She looks amazing. And she's closer to 40. She is, I reckon she'd be like maybe 37 and she looks amazing but she is a natural beauty like she's stunning but she looks incredible and she i remember i remember
Starting point is 00:52:56 her saying to me because she worked in that industry and so i think everyone in that industry you know you probably get it for cheap and, you know, people talk about it. So she'd been doing it since she was 23. I had always wanted to get Botox in my armpit so I can stop wearing deodorant. No. Where does it go? Where does your sweat go then?
Starting point is 00:53:14 It's a very expensive deodorant. You don't make it. It doesn't sound like you get clogged up. Your body just doesn't make the sweat. Oh. I thought it was like a hose and then it was going down one inch. No, it doesn't seal up your glands. It disables them.
Starting point is 00:53:25 What? Interesting. Good question, though. That's crazy. Yeah. Botox is so expensive. It is. Like to get, imagine like those poor people.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I think it's $1,200 to get your armpits done. A friend of mine has a condition, like a sweating condition, and it's their hands, so they get Botox in their hands. I'm like, so, but like. I don't know how much that costs. I think your armpits is $1,200 and it lasts their hands, so they get Botox in their hands. I'm like, so, but like. I don't know how much that costs. I think your armpits is $1,200 and it lasts three months. So you've done your research there, Clint. You should get it.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Just to review it. Me shaming all the Gen Zers getting their Botox while secretly Googling how much is Botox for me. Double standard. Bree and Clint. I'm just reading this story about Hamish and Andy, the infamous Aussie radio duo, and how they are banned from the Olympic Village for life.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Are they? Yeah. You know why? A prank? I'm assuming a prank? So they were meant to, at the 2012 Olympic Games apparently go and make this speech at the Olympic Village. Yeah. To the Aussie team?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Yes. Yes. And anyway to do that and to get into the Olympic Village apparently it's super tight security and there's all these forms that you have to fill out and you have to get accreditation and all that. Anyway apparently
Starting point is 00:54:44 whoever filled out Andy's form accidentally put his birth date as the actual date. Yeah. So he wasn't allowed to go in. Right. Okay. Because he was a newborn baby. Well, they were trying to show how tight security was around the Olympic Village. Sure.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Anyway, they knew some of the athletes. One of the athletes snuck out. They said, you look like one of the Auss. One of the athletes snuck out. They said, you look like one of the Aussie high jumpers. We'll dress you in the Aussie kit. Yeah. And they snuck him in. They went, they did this speech,
Starting point is 00:55:15 head of security found out, and they were like, you're banned for life. Yeah, well, he made them look stupid, didn't he? Oh, gutted. So gutted, eh? But I mean, how often do you want to go to the Olympic Village? Well, every Olympics if I'm invited. I heard they've got free fast food in there.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah, I've heard that too. You reckon that's true? And they all gouge themselves on fast food. Gorge themselves, rather. Yeah, I was going to say, I hope they're not gouging themselves. Gorge themselves after they do their race or their event. You go back to sleep at your own hotel, though, because those beds don't look comfy. Everyone's hung up about the beds, eh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Everyone's hung up on the cardboard beds. I just think about, you know, there'd be athletes that are big, like big, muscly, athletic people, and they're on a tiny little bed. It'd be rough. You want to have your best night's sleep you can have if you're competing at the Olympics. I would just hate to work for the Olympics and have to assemble 5,000 kit set beds. Like, I'm fine
Starting point is 00:56:10 with them being cardboard. I think it's great. Because they're just going to throw them away afterwards. No one wants a second-hand Olympics bed afterwards. Waste not, want not. The work that's going to happen on that bed after the event. You'd want one of the horse riders beds, not one of the weightlifters beds
Starting point is 00:56:25 if you're getting it second hand, wouldn't you? Yeah, probably. Probably. Whatever's taking the least pounding. Have a great night everybody and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Bye.

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