ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th July 2025

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

An NRL Grand Final trip update with Ross Boss.  Steve Jobs called his daughter what?! And other names that got barely changed then passed down.  Signs of a midlife crisis.  Did you know this official Monopoly rule? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know what I've decided? What? You know, obviously over the years working in radio, you get media training and you get told what to say and what not to say. I say let's throw all that out the window. Okay. Because I reckon all that stuff, we should leave in the past.

Right. And we should just go completely unfiltered, like a podcast. Have you been filtering yourself? That stuff that we've been getting, that stuff that we've been getting, has that been filtered? Wait, I need to be careful here. Are you saying that all the stuff that you've said on this show over the last seven years,

that had gone through some kind of thought process before it came out of your mouth? Maybe like an ADHD thought process. So kind of, it's semi-filtered. It kind of sounds like you want to make some kind of statement this afternoon. Oh, I just want to... We want to hear your real thoughts on the vaccine or something. I just want to, you know, throw caution to the wind. Yep.

You know, why not? Yep. You mean like as a theory or there's something that you want to do, there's something that you want to say? I didn't have anything in mind. All right, yeah, good. But I think you and I should just really throw balls to the wall. OK. You know?

Up and down, give her a bit of a slap around and just really shake this radio thing up. It's not a new idea. Like it happens. Oh, who do you reckon is doing it the best? Oh, on TalkBack they do it most days. They sort of go in on the beneficiaries and... I don't want to go TalkBack.

No, okay. So somewhere between... Somewhere between TalkBack and StillFun. Okay, all right, we'll test that out today. Okay, cool. Bre and Clint, somewhere between TalkBack and still fun. You can go on the billboard. But mainly fun. Let's start off with fun and competition. Trady vs Lady. Trady's can continue to slip behind. They're at 55, the ladies are on 60. But you know, it's a new day

and a new competition. It sure is. They could claw it back to four, the difference. they could claw it back to four the difference. Play Zayn Eames, Bree and Clint. Time for Trady vs Lady. It's Trady... ..versus Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go! Always blows my mind that JoJo... ..is only 34.

Oh! Our buttons have, um, decided... They've jammed. decided not to work. Can we turn it off? It's quite loud. So when you hit it off there's no way of controlling the volume. I think it's back. It's Trady versus Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go! There it is. She back in action.

We just need to turn it off and turn it back on again at the wall. Sometimes you need a bit of an extra push. Right? Yeah. Let's meet our teams today. Our lady is calling from Carpady. She's 49 and she once won a year's supply of crisps all delivered at once. A whole year's worth of chips in one go. Welcome to the show Donna. G'day Donna.

Yeah there. Did they go stale or did you manage to eat them all before that happened? Well luckily I was in a flat of 12 people, so everybody got good food. How many bags of chips do they consider to be a year's supply? I would think 365 bags. Correct, one a day. Wow! Did you just skip over the fact that Donna said she lived in a flat with 12 other people?

What the hell, Donna? That was just standard at our university. That was the on-site accommodation. It was a nightmare. They love to pack them in. Yeah, it's like a week's worth of chips. You're taking on our tradie today from Metameta the 27 and us, Brie, you and I helped him with his wedding last name situation.

Welcome to the show, the groom-to-be, Josh. G'day, Josh. What up? Tell us Josh. What up? Tell us more, what happened? So I rang up asking what we should use for my partner's surname as we're getting married in January. I remember when we did this because we were asking people to call us up, tell us both last names and we picked the best one, right? So don't give it away. Can we have the options again see if we still think the same? So one's Milner and the other's Couchman. Couchman? I think we went with Couchman. No way we went with Milner. Did we? I remember the Couchman. Coochie Cooch.

I remember Coochie Cooch the Coochman. The Coochie Cooch. Surely we went with Milner. Nah you went with Couchman. Yeah the Couchman. Oh right. cooch. Surely we went with Milner. Oh yeah the Cooch Man. Oh right. Yeah that's way more fun than Milner. Yeah. All right Cooch Man, your buzzer is Cooch. Donna your buzzer is Lady. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. A pho or as some people call it in the Western community, a pho is a traditional dish from which country? Lady. Yes, Donna.

Vietnam. It is, of course, from Vietnam. Delicious soup, noodle soup. Okay, question number two. How many times does the heart beat per day? Is it 10,000, 100,000, or one million beats? Lady. Yes, Josh? See. See a million? 100,000 or 1 million beats? Yes Josh. C.

C a million? No. Donner? Oh B. What were the options? You said B Josh. Yeah B. B, 100,000 yeah that's correct.

Nice work Koochie. One apiece question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Oh, Lady. Josh. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber with the song to the third. Oh, Lady. Josh. Justin Timberlake.

Yeah, Josh got in first, it's Josh's. There we are. All right. No worries. That's all good. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five, you need this one, Donna, to stay in it. What does a builder use a spirit level for?

Lady. Yes, Josh. Make yourself things a level. stay in it. What does a builder use a spirit level for? Lady. Yes, Josh. Making sure things are level. Making sure things are level. He's got it. That's a much needed trade he won. Oh, the couchman. Couchman. He was all over that couch like a rash.

Hey, thanks, Donna. that was a good game. Well done Donna, unlucky. Josh, congratulations, a win in $50 cash thanks to KFC coming your way. Thank you, cheers guys. You're very welcome. Well done, Coochie. Earlier this week, Monday in fact, we managed to make a bet with our boss Ross Boss which would see you and I attend the NRL grand final with two winners alongside us.

This was the deal that we struck. If you can get a warrior endorsing on the radio. Yeah. Who scored that try? Lika Halasima. Oh my god that's my favourite player. And you get 50 000 likes in a week. Yes. Oh my god that's my favourite player. And you get 50,000 likes in a week, yes. He doesn't make bets like this. Ross. This is rare that he agrees to anything that we ask. And I think he's regretting doing it this time. Yeah it's probably why he doesn't make bets.

It might be the last one for a while. Anyway welcome in Ross Boss. Can we just pause for a second? I really liked the tone of my voice in that first break, but the rest of the week I've sounded really... Down buzz? Down. So I'm gonna bring it up. Okay.

Okay. Just air checking myself here. I like that. Just keeping it on the fly. We don't know the number. Yeah, last time I looked it's... Okay, yeah, it's been a few hours. We don't know the number.

We've been doing a bit of a push on air this afternoon to get us over the hump. Definitely stalled. It's definitely slowed right down. The half-life is yeah, real. Yeah, by the hour. Yes. So we are right at the finish line. Can you imagine if we get to, you'd let us go if we got to 49. Well there's still the other part that you've got to sort out as well. Yeah getting Lickahalacema on the air. Who I hear is famously media trained. Yeah. Well you know they've also said that apparently there's been so much demand for him this week

that they're making it really hard to get to him which we've also found out. It's a master stroke from me then. Yeah you've picked the hardest player for us to get to. And I knew that being such a big fan. But, but, but we still have 24 hours. 24 hours to get number. Still got 24 hours, a lot can happen in 24 hours. 24 hours to get liquor and if we can tick one of those off right now that'd be fantastic. So are you ready for a live score update? Please. The goal. Oh my god imagine if it's 50. Of our Instagram post is 50,000 likes, more likes than we've ever got on a photo on our Instagram before. By a country mile.

Oh, we've got 49. See, our last time it was like 48.2 and it was earlier in the day. Because it was going up by the thousands. Yes. And then it was going up by the hundreds. And now I think it might be going up by the tens. I want to see. Maybe people are listening to me and un-liking the post.

49.1. OK, let's un-like this post. 49,151 likes on the post. Look, you're probably going to do that, aren't you? We've got, surely probably. We've got 900 people listening right now. I would put $1,000 that we will get the likes. Do you really need to add more?

No, but I'm just saying I'm very I'm quite confident that we will get the likes. Problem. Gambling problem. I'll talk to you after the show. No, she doesn't, because she only makes bits that we know we can win. Exactly. The part that is starting to worry me is getting the endorsement from Hellesima. Yeah. Because it needs to be by tomorrow.

And he's busy. The closer we get to game day, the more focused he'll be. He doesn't need this. He's got a job to do. Yeah, the less likely it's becoming as, you know, because they play on Saturday. He's got to play the Gold Coast Titans in 48 hours. I'm just looking at our mutuals who have liked this. There's some people I'm going to talk to. There's a lot of people you need to talk to.

This text, Ross Boss, I used all my Instas, my business, my Finsta, my spam, my private. Please let Brian Clint go to the NRL Grand Final. Well let's ban that person, have one Instagram grow up. It's good to have a burner account though. Just going to check it again. What have we gone up? 49,249. We are 800 likes away, 801 likes away.

We are crawling towards the finish line. If you want to be a part of it and potentially come with us, if you like it, that puts you in the draw to be the person that we take to the grand final with a friend. All you have to do is like that post. That's what I know. We can do it like the post.

Yeah, that's it. We can do it like the post. At Bre and Clint on Instagram. Who hasn't liked it, just looking through this? Hey. Hey. Your wife. Has she not? Nah, she has. Oh, just looking through these. Hey. Hey. Your wife? Has she not? Nah, she has not.

Oh, I was gonna say, traitor. She wants me out of the house as much as anybody. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Apple founder, the late Steve Jobs, his daughter is getting married soon. Good for her, whatever. Exciting. It's all good.

She's having a very star-studded wedding. The likes of Bill Gates' daughter is going to attend. They'd have a lot in common, Steve Jobs' daughter and Bill Gates' daughter, wouldn't they? They would be able to relate to each other in a lot of ways. Carmela Harris is going to be at the wedding. Elton John is going to perform at Steve Jobs' wedding. No way. But that's not the most interesting bit to me. The most interesting bit to me is Steve Jobs wedding but that's not the most interesting bit to me. The most interesting bit to me is Steve Jobs daughter's name. Do you know what her name is? It's not hand is it? No not hand. No not getter. No. Not good. Steve Jobs, Steve. Get it together, everybody. Steve Jobs.

I just heard that that was a family name. Yeah, yeah. That was a name that got passed down in the Job family. You know how there's, you know. Yeah, yeah, Hans. Hans is a. Hans Jobs. Is a family name.

Imagine if he had a Dutch, imagine if Steve Jobs had a Dutch brother called Hans. Family name? Imagine if he had a Dutch, imagine if Steve Jobs had a Dutch brother called Hans. Hans Jobs. And appropriate guys. No, Steve Jobs daughter's name is Eve. Eve Jobs. And that's not a joke. Steve Jobs named his daughter Eve Jobs. What? Steve and Eve. Why? He didn't even go with Stevie. He just went, how can I make this as close to my name as possible? Oh they should have went with hand. Eve jobs. It could have been better than Eve jobs. Like give her her own identity for God's sake.

It's so close to your name. That's what I want to talk about this afternoon. Did your parents give you a name which was just a version of their name? Well, you know, my dad used my middle name as an opportunity for him, as a nod to himself. His name is Stephen and my middle name is Stephanie. Exactly right.

So he named me after him. Didn't they do it with your brother as well? Yes. And my brother's middle name is... So my mum's name is obviously Diane and my brother's middle name is Dion which is Which is the male version of Diane. This is the same thing as Stephen Eve Jobs. Yes producer Ella This is like Will Smith and Jada Smith. Yes it is. Yeah They name their kids Willow. Willow. After Will. Yes. And then Jaden. After Jada. Yeah

Willow? After Will. Yes. And then Jaden. After Jada. Yeah. Spot on Ella. The exact same thing. So you haven't gone the whole hog of going, well I'm going to name, if I have a son I'm going to name him Clinton Jr. It's not quite that. Yeah. But it's very thinly veiled. It's close though. It's about as close as you can get. It's about half a point better. I saw that Steve Jobs had named his daughter Eve Jobs. Are you really that uncreative? I wonder if she's going to keep the Jobs last name when she gets married. You would, eh? Yeah.

Because otherwise how are you going to pull off the great hand joke when you have a kid? Exactly. And I heard that she is set to give her son or daughter that family name. We want to know this afternoon, is your name just a slight variation of your parents name? But they did the least when they came up with your name or your middle name. They've given you their name, but just a tiny little, tiny little, little bit different. Let's be real, it's a little bit egotistical. 100% it is.

That is Franklin. Steve Jobs' daughter, Eve Jobs, is getting married. So we wanna know, is your name just a very slight variation on your parents' name? That's crazy to me that he named his daughter Eve. That's wild. Like this text, my dad's name is Andrew. So naturally he named my sister Drew. Of course he did. Andrew to Drew. He would have been gutted that it wasn't a boy so he could just call it Andrew. Exactly. What about this? I looked after a kid called Leon. His dad's name was Null, which is Leon backwards.

Stop it. David's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi David. Hi David. Hey guys, how you going? We're good. Is your name just a very slight rip-off of your parents name? It's not quite a slight rip-off, but it's the complete opposite. Oh, okay. I'm David Wayne and my dad's Wayne David. Wayne David, yeah. Really? David, David Wayne. Oh my god, that's amazing.

Yeah, you have another sibling so you can call them Wayne Kerr. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that one before. Thanks, David, we appreciate the call. Kerry's here, hi Kerry. Hi Kerry. Hi, how you guys doing? We're good.

You've got two for us, where the name is just a very slight variation of the parents, what are they? This one is my mum and my nana, so my nana is Marjorie with a Y and my mum is Marjorie with IE. Oh my god. Why bother at that point? So they're both just Mar the same. Yep. Oh my god. It's almost more confusing because you're going to go, are you the IE one or are you the Y one? Yeah, really confusing. Okay. The second one is my cousin, her name's Rachel and her wife's name is Kelly and they called their daughter Ellie Ray. Ellie Ray, Rachel and Kelly made Ellie Ray.

Oh. So they combined both their names. Like Brie said, it's egotistical isn't it? We can call it what it is. Oh no. That's amazing. I love this one. Someone said my middle name is Ellen. E-L-L-E-N. And my dad's name is Alan. A-L-L-A-N. Literally just changed a letter. Which as you've pointed out with the New Zealand accent is Alan and Ellen. Yeah so it sounds the same. Another text I know a family where the mum's name is Ellison and the dad is Nicholas their kids are Nicole and Alistair. So the family is Ellison, Alistair, Nicholas and

Nicole. When you're going on family holiday that's confusing. That's how it is. It's so confusing. Ann's here. Hi Ann. Hi Ann. Hi love, how are you? We're good Ann. Whose name is just a bit of a variation on the parents name? Well the mother was Esther Ann and the auntie was um Susan Lily and I'm Ann Suzanne. Oh, you got a little bit of both. I've got a little bit of both and then I've named my daughter Julia Anne. So she's got the Anne. So the Anne goes through all the family. Family name.

I don't mind that. Chuck in a little bit of Anne. A little bit of that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know about the Anne Suzanne though. Kind of weird. Oh wait, your name's Anne Suzanne. I quite like it's Anne Suzanne.

I quite like it, Anne Suzanne. And the crack up is, my mother who named me Anne Suzanne, and it's the Susan from her sister, she didn't even like her sister. How'd that work out? And her name was Susan, was her name Susan did you say? Yeah, her name's Susan and I'm Suzanne, with an S, S-U-S-A-N-N-E.

And she didn't even like her. So why did she name you after her sister if she didn't even like her? I have no idea. I know. It's the honest thing. Thanks Anne Suzanne. Anne Suzanne. I like it. Someone texted her and they said, My name is Christine Penelope and my mother's name is Penelope Christine. Very good.

That's so good. I think my wife's family is that. I think she's Lucy Francis and I think her grandmother was Frances Lucy. Really? Yeah, yeah. Interesting. So there's one in her family. I feel like if it skips a generation, it's different because then you're paying as a parent you're paying homage to your parents whereas if you just do a little twist on your own name you're paying homage to yourself. Which is weird like it makes it definitely makes it weird. Laura this has happened to your cousin. Yeah so my cousin is called Lily and she had a little girl last year and named her Tilly.

Wait Lily to Tilly? Yeah Lily to Tilly but the worst name is the surname is Swallows so she's Tilly Swallows. It's very... Tilly Swallows. Yep. Yep. How long should we keep going for? Yeah, it's pretty bad. And she told us before she even gave birth that we've all tried to tell her.

And she said, nope, she's got ahead with it. It's Lillian Tilly. Does she understand? Does she understand? We, like, we tried. We really tried, but she just looked at us really blank. And we were like, the head but there's Lily and Tilly. Does she understand? Does she understand? We like, we tried, we really tried, but she just looked at us really blank.

Just so you know Laura, Brie's on the floor. She's quite literally on the floor. Is that real? It can't be. Genuinely, genuinely, she's yes. She could have gone with Tilly. If she ever had to roam, she could have been Tilly or even Chilly, not Tilly.

Anything better than that. Oh my god. She could have gone Billy as well. She could have gone Billy Swallows. Yeah. So she went Tilly Swallows. Tilly Swallows. Like, hopefully she's not at school yet, but it's gonna get bad.

Well, hopefully he swallows soon, so it's all over. Oh, Poor girl. Laura. My father's father-in-law's name is Wayne. So he named his son Dwayne. Oh, that's bad. Oh, I got to read you this one out. I told you not to read this too. This is good. Our family friends names text is good. Our family friends names are Russell and Susan combined they combined their names and they called their daughter Ruzin. Get out. That's not a name. Ruzin. Ruzin. You know who's cruisin for a bruisin? It's a rousin.

I'll rousin. We could keep going on these for days. Oh my god, it's so good. My grandpa's name is Anthony, my dad's name is Anthony, my name is Anthony and my nephew's name is Anthony with an I, lazy as F. What the hell was that family thinking? My dad's name is Eric, my name is Erica. Oh jeez.

My wife is named after her dad, Rick Steven. Her name is Ricky Stephanie. That might be my favourite. Ricky Stephanie. That's a good name though. I don't mind that name. Sounds like the cousin of Ricky Bobby from Tell A Day Good Nights. The mum didn't get a look in on that name. The dad's like, she's having both my names. And mum's like, but it's a girl. And he goes, did I stutter? Comes out, he goes, she's got my chin. She's getting my name. Oh shit. Monopoly, you play? Yep.

I mean, who hasn't played? Who hasn't played Monopoly? Who hasn't played the great game? It's ruined many a family holiday. It really has ruined many a family. Yeah. Full stop. There's a rule recently that I have learned that I didn't realise was an official rule and maybe it's just me. Maybe I was the only one that didn't realise that this was an official monopoly rule. When it comes to board

games are you an evered rule follower? Not really. I feel like that's part of the fun. I go off someone's knowledge of the game. Yeah. And then if there's a dispute, we can Google it or look at the rule book. But generally, you just go off the vibes, right? I also love a good house rule. Yeah. You know, I feel like every family has a good house rule. But no, this is an official monopoly rule. And you guys tell me producers included and everyone listening, if you guys knew this rule. Okay.

So let's say one player, let's say you're playing, you land on a property. Okay, I'm the shoe. So you're the shoe, are you always the shoe? No, but this time I am. I'm always the dog, Scotty dog. You're the dog, yeah. You land on a am. I'm always the dog, Scotty dog. You land on a property, let's say you land on Trafalgar.

Yep. And you go, not really interested in Trafalgar for whatever reason. That's how I play. I'm not gonna buy that. I'll save my money and carry on. I'm not gonna buy it. So if I'm playing, I then go,

right, I'm interested in that property, I'd like to buy it. Oh, because you're on it. Oh, because you're on it? No, because you're on it. That's what I mean. And you've passed it in. So do you know the official monopoly rule is that if you land on a property

and say I'm not interested, it then goes up for auction to every other player that's playing on the board. Oh my God, no, I didn't know that rule at all. Wait, auction, does that mean people bid? Yeah, so let's say you and I, let's say you, me and Claudia are all playing, Clint's handed it in. I put $100 in for Trafalgar Square. And then I go, oh put $150 thanks. I love that rule. So if I land on it, I have the opportunity to buy it at market value, what it says. It says $100, I can buy it for $100.

And if I opt not to, we can all bid for it. Then we go, right, auction. Who wants to start the bidding? And then I'm pretty sure you run the bidding. I run the auction. Yes. And where does the money go? The money goes to the bank.

Goes to the bank. Goes to the bank. Yeah. Wow. I've never heard of that. And you know why this is a rule and this makes the game of Monopoly that much faster. Yes, that's what I was thinking straight away.

It's gonna speed the whole game up. Exactly, because then all the properties can be bought way faster. And someone goes bankrupt sooner. Yes. Which is the aim of the game. Yeah. How do we miss that?

How do we miss that? It's an official Monopoly rule. That is a great rule. Someone's just texted and said, I found out that rule playing the Nintendo version of Monopoly. I found out the rule playing the app on the phone Monopoly.

Wow. That might be the nerdiest thing you've ever said. Someone said. Ha ha ha ha ha. Remember that time I talked about Fortnite? That wasn't really his confident admission. Yeah. Someone said, yeah, I knew that. It's a way of drawing all the money out of the other players

and it's a very good strategy. Isn't that interesting? So I guess you should just buy everything that you land on because you're never gonna get a property cheaper than that. But I guess, I guess the bidding starts anywhere. So if the property's $100, you land on it, you don't want it, it goes up for auction, and Claudia goes, well, I'm willing to bid 20 bucks for it.

And if no one's willing to bid any more than that, then you could get it for a bargain price. But here's the thing, if you're playing good strategy, because I've played a lot of Monopoly on my app, you would know that, and the same in any auction, you try and outbid the other person or even if you're not interested, you put in bids so they have to pay more. Yeah.

Oh God, I want to play Monopoly now. And also then you'd want to block people because say Claudia wants it because she needs one more. To complete my set. So you drive the price up so she's forced to pay top dollar. You know how much she wants it because she has the other three. So you go, I know she's going to pay over the odds for it. Exactly.

Oh my God. Or I'm going to block her. Guys, this is quite literally how we created the housing crisis. Are we boomers? I think we might be. I think we might be. Feels good on this side, eh, boy? ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

I need to ask you guys whether or not I got backhanded complimented. Oh, backhanded compliment. A backhanded compliment the other day. Because I'm not sure. I feel like if you feel like you did, then you probably did. I feel like it is. But you might be reading into it too much. I feel like it is.

You might be overthinking it. Yeah, maybe. Sometimes a backhanded compliment comes from, well, sometimes when it comes from a man, into it too much. I feel like it is. You might be overthinking it. Yeah maybe. Sometimes a backhanded compliment comes from, well sometimes when it comes from a man they don't realise the backhanded nature of it. Gotcha this wasn't from a man. Oh okay. Not from a man. That guy we saw on Queen Street that time, he said to Bree, what did that guy say to me? He goes, fuck girl you've lost heaps of weight. And he was being he was being he was trying to be nice. He was being genuine. He was a fan.

I think he was trying to be nice. Yeah. Fuck, girl, you you lost crazy amount of weight. I was like, for a G, thanks. Thanks. No, I think it was worse because you hadn't. Yeah, I literally stayed the same. So I was like, either. Anyway, anyway, anyway, it was this woman and I don't want to give you the full implied that I wasn't wearing any makeup okay and said oh you look so great without makeup and the thing is is that

I am wearing makeup right I spend at 15 to 20 minutes on this every day, right? And so when someone says to me, you look great without makeup, I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not. Do you remember you and I had this exact conversation? And I had a fight with you about it, and I was like, don't ever say that to me. Yes, it was very early on in our friendship.

Yeah, what did I say? And I, cause I said something to the effect of, oh, well you don't wear makeup. And you said, that is so offensive. I do wear makeup. I put effort in every day. But in my mind, what I was saying is, you look naturally really good.

Yes. And then I thought, even if that's not the case, why didn't you interpret it as your makeup looks natural, but it still didn't get interpreted that way? Yeah, I don't know what it is. And this is what I'm asking you. Is it a backhanded compliment? So give me her wording again.

So essentially, she was like, you look great and you don't have to wear makeup. Yeah. And I am wear makeup. Yeah. And I am wearing makeup. Yeah. I'm wearing, like, I wouldn't say I wear heavy makeup. So, so, so it's a compliment to you and it's an insult to your makeup. That's what it is. Right.

I think. Right. Is that fair? Is that fair Claudia? Do you agree? I would hope that that's what it is. Yeah. They mean well.

Ultimately, ultimately they mean you look good. Okay, regardless of how you got here It may be just crediting the hard work you had to put into that Ultimately they think you look good. Yeah, but this isn't me natural guys. Like I hate to break it to people This is not natural. I wish I wish I look like this with our makeup. Some people do. Some people look great with our makeup. Well, 9696, do you think that was a backhanded compliment? I don't, well, it definitely wasn't intended as one. Yeah. Yeah. Like a backhanded compliment in that sense would have been like,

Brie looks great since she figured out how to do her makeup properly. That's a backhanded compliment. Isn't it? Yeah, right. But that's like a real on purpose backhanded compliment. Whereas like is this a not on purpose backhanded compliment is what I'm saying. You know, I think there's a difference. We want to ask people about the backhanded compliments they received, but you knew. Yes. You knew. Even if the person giving it to you didn't know.

Didn't know. You knew. You're like, um, thanks. B word. Thanks very much. Thanks a lot. That was a backhanded gobblebit. 0800DIALZM or you can text yours into 9696.

We'd love to hear about them, the backhanded compliments you've received or that you accidentally gave out as well. That would be great too. The ZM Podcast Network. I've decided it was a compliment. I think it is. I think you should take out as well. That would be great too. The ZM Podcast Network. I've decided it was a compliment. I think it is. I think you should take it as a compliment. It was nice and the techs on the techs machine have convinced me of it.

Because it's happened to me a few times where Clint Included has said, you don't wear any makeup. And I do wear makeup. Ultimately you get to choose how you receive any information. You can take anything as a compliment if you decide to. Yeah, but someone texted me and they said that's a compliment for both you, for both me and how I do my makeup. Apparently they said yeah, if it looks that natural and they can't tell that you're wearing it, then that's a win. Why don't we make up? But isn't the goal to make the makeup not look like makeup? No. What? Not for everyone. Oh, you're not for drag queens. Well, also just a lot of girls want

to have like a full glam look. Oh, just shut up. It's okay. We asked for your backhanded compliments and someone texted and said an old boss told me that all general managers and CEOs were part psychopath then in the same breath he told me I'd make a great GM or CEO one day. Wow. Do you reckon he realized what he was doing or was an accident? Accident? Yeah. Didn't realize. In his mind he would have been like you're the exception to the rule but that's not the way that it came out. Someone said my friend told me that I'm proof that confidence is more important than looks and ability. That is horrible.

Not the double down, not the looks and ability. That's shocking. I got out of the car after parallel parking and my partner says to me, wow, that was actually a good park. Way better than I expected from you. Yeah, that's a backhanded compliment. Yeah, there's so little compliment in there. Yeah, there's not really any compliment actually. There's a scare of compliment.

That insult was transported in the same car as compliment and it just has a whiff of confidence. Yeah, just a tiny little whiff. Yeah. This one doesn't have much of a whiff of a compliment either. They said, I was asked when I was Jew, I replied, I'm not pregnant, it's menopause. They said, you look too young for menopause, I thought you were pregnant. I guess that is kind of a compliment, the young part. Yeah. Yeah. But damn, it's wrapped up in all kinds of... It's just, they've just weighted into all kinds of territory they shouldn't have gone into. They really shouldn't have gone anywhere near it.

They've commented on age, appearance, the whole shab- Weight. Yeah, not good. This one's not great either. It says, my backhanded compliment is when some old male schoolmates of mine said, Mel looks hot for her age. What about I just look hot full stop, not for my age?

That's such a back-ended compliment. That saying, like you look hot for your age. Yeah, it's quantifying it. Yeah. But like I said at the start, you choose how you take it. Just take the compliment bit. Just take the good bit. Don't get stuck on the negative bit.

Yeah. Someone said, my sister said to me, hey don't be so hard on yourself. Everybody else already doubts you. That's not gonna help. From your sister. Your sister knew what she was doing there. Yeah exactly. She knew exactly what button to push. What about this, when my mum told my gran that I was gay, I was in my 20s. She said, no, she's too pretty. It'll be because she has too many men throwing themselves at her. A compliment to me, I guess, but a huge insult to the entire lesbian community and my then girlfriend slash now wife. Nah, it's such a good comment, like a classic NAN. No, she can't be a lesbian, she's too pretty. That's such a huge one that people in the lesbian community get all the time.

My friend told me that I hide my intelligence well. No, that's just an insult. Yeah, no, that's a blatant insult. But your friend's allowed to say it to you, that's the thing. Your friend or your sibling is allowed to say that to you. not many other and and you and your grandma yeah that's about it It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast Somba on ZM Bri and Clint that's the song we're doing tomorrow for Friday Oki you recorded yours today I sure did how did it go? I think it went okay it's one of those ones where you realize how good the artist is when

you try and sing their song. There's a lot of, I will say, very difficult and beautiful harmonies and harmonies are not my thing. No, neither. You know, look forward to that tomorrow at five o'clock. So that's gonna be an interesting one. Right now I want to talk about the Hollywood movie star who has appeared on the cover of Men's Health magazine, Ripped Shreds. Yeah. And he's not, I would say, a Hollywood actor that you, when you think of him, you think of ripped and muscles and athletic. Yeah, yeah. Talking about Sacha Baron Cohen.

Borat. Borat, as we all know him by. He is looking fit. You showed me this cover today. He is jacked. And it almost looks like one of those ones where the face doesn't belong on the body. No shade to Sacha Baron Cohen.

I just never expected to see him shirtless, let alone ripped. He has said, he's 53, and he has said that, he goes, don't adjust your eyes. This is not AI. I am really, I really am egotistical enough to do this. Some celebs use Ozempic, some use private chefs, others use personal trainers. I did all three. I feel like you'd need to, to look that good. Oh mate.

At 53 as Borat. He looks incredible. He's recently just gone through a separation and divorce with Isla Fisher. And and he said midlife crisis. Midlife crisis. Definitely. Yeah. And my body is the beacon of that midlife crisis he said. I feel like it's a good midlife crisis to have that one because you've invested in health and... Yeah but also how fun's a Harley? Well Harley's really fun. And way less work. Yeah, yeah, a convertible. Yeah, convertible's good.

A downtown bachelor pad apartment. Also amazing. All clear markers of a midlife crisis. Yeah, jet ski. Oh, jet ski's a fun midlife crisis. Jet ski's real fun. I'm thinking having a jet ski quarter-life crisis. Oh yeah, that's fun.

Yeah, yeah. What about when someone buys a crossbow? Oh, if they buy a crossbow with the intention of hunting with it and like eating the game meat that they catch with their crossbow. Midlife crisis. Midlife crisis. Yeah.

Midlife crisis or too much Joe Rogan podcast. One or the other. Yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon to be really honest and it might be about you or it might be about someone in your life afternoon to be really honest. And it might be about you, or it might be about someone in your life. It might be about dad. Might be about dad, might be about your partner.

Might be about your brother. But what was the beacon? What was the flashing warning sign that was saying midlife crisis alert? Midlife crisis, yeah, yeah. They may have separated. They may not have. They may have just been faced with their own mortality and they've gone,

I've got to change things up. I've got to do something different. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy a racing simulator. I'm going to buy a food truck and I'm going to start a food truck business. And I like that as a as a midlife crisis. Isn't that a movie? Isn't that a? Yeah, but he was already a chef.

I'm talking about someone that's worked in corporate for 40 years... Yeah, yeah, throws in their job. ...then goes, I'm going to buy a food truck. Which, you know what? I don't hate that one either. Yeah, yeah. Look, midlife crisis comes in all shapes and forms. It does.

So share it with us. Sacha Baron Cohen, otherwise known as Ali G, Borat, Bruno, you know him. The French guy from Talladega Nights who loves crepes. That's right. What was his name on that? I don't know. He was quite good though. All you have to say is you love crepes.

I love very thin pancakes. No! You love crepes. He has appeared on Men's Fitness magazine in very good form. I forgot to say that he has also officially joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Yeah. And this is a big part of why he's transformed his physique. He said that and a midlife crisis and going through a divorce. So he's a 52 year old superhero, Brad Pitt's a 61 year old Formula One driver. Yeah. God, the game is changing, isn't it?

Oh mate, superheroes have no age. Well, that's true. Do we know what superhero he is or what his superpower is? I don't. I personally don't. There might be people listening that do it. Doesn't mention in this article, it just says that he will be joining the Marvel universe. Yeah, he looks great. He looks fantastic. He looks fantastic. But he also said that-

It's a midlife crisis. Yeah, and he's been using everything under the sun to get his body looking like that. We asked you what was the very clear sign that someone in your family or your friend group was going through a midlife crisis. Someone texted about both their parents. They said, mum got lip fillers and dad got a Tesla. It's a good one?

I mean, it's a pretty good sign. There's much worse midlife crisis cars that dad could get than a Tesla. Yeah. You know? He could have gone muscle car. My uncle. He could have gone boy race a car. My uncle got, when the Mustangs came to New Zealand and Australia, he bought like the biggest souped up Mustang that you could get.

Were any of your dad's cars that he purchased part of a midlife crisis? All of them. They're all of those. He's got some good cars. He does have some really nice cars. He basically has the cast of Fast and the Furious in his garage. Pretty much, including the Skyline, which are really rare. Someone texted her and said, Mum said she was going to get in touch with her creative side for her midlife crisis and she joined a pottery class and she made a bunch of clay penises.

She then proceeded to give them out as presents for Christmas. Go Mum. Hey, you go mum. Go mum. Someone else said, I knew my boss. I've got a visual of her working up those. Cause you know how you do pottery. What's the song?

What's the song from Ghost? Oh, my, Unchained Melody. Someone else said, I knew my boss was going through his midlife crisis when he came back to work from holidays with a man bun. Wow. Man bun was always a good beacon. Mid-40s man bun. Yeah. Wow. Remember when that was a real thing? Like a real trendy. If your boss came back from Bali with a man bun and a tattoo, good time to ask for a raise. Great time. My dad bought a pub for his midlife crisis. That's good.

See, that's an awesome one. It's very Clarkson's Farm, isn't it? But he would have definitely bought the pub so he could spend more time at the pub. Yeah, totally. Totally. And it's smart. Someone else said, my dad started hang gliding again after 40 years.

He was 63. That's terrifying. Hang gliding looks so scary to me. Remember that guy... How to lose your dad in 10 days. Remember that guy that went on that hang gliding experience and he was, so there was the guy that was obviously... The guide. The guide and then he was the one just there for the ride and they forgot to hook him.

The hang gliding cuck. Yeah, exactly. And they forgot to hang, they forgot to hook the cuck up to the hang glider and he had to hang on. He had to hold on, that's right. And they had to try and get down as fast as they could. And he held on just long enough, but it ripped his bicep off the bone. Do you remember that story?

No, but share that video with your 62 year old dad. Yeah. I'm 39 and in December I turned 40. The fear has kicked in. My midlife crisis has started early. It's about health. I've lost 10 kgs with a goal of losing 25. I've put my fear of the dentist aside and I'm starting to get my teeth fixed. Next is cutting all my hair off it's down past my bum I'm reading for I'm ready for a shockingly short cut and then tattoos Wow you're doing everything yeah that person's really and I mean a lot of all Reno a lot of good stuff full wharf someone said because we were talking about what Sasha Baron Cohen

is in the Marvel Universe and someone said he's Mephisto in Ironheart. What does Mephisto do? Claudia, you're into the Marvels. What's a Mephisto? What does Mephisto do? I can't talk about it on the radio guys. Hey, stop that Mephisto! Has it got anything to do with that penis pottery? I think I might know what his superpower is. Oh, he's the ruler of hell. Yeah Yeah apparently mmm

Sucks if you finally cracked the Marvel Universe and they're like we're gonna make you Mephisto. It's taking every Bit of my self-control to say nothing else. Mm-hmm, and I think we should go to the song. Yep Mephisto. Moaz. Mephisto, you want what? Sasha, you're slipping back into Borat. Play Zaydeem's Breein Clint. Time for a round of What's The Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bri and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guess-a-game every week. And if you can beat Bri Bree today you'll win $500 Harsha good afternoon. Hello. Hi how are you? Good thank you have you played in the car before? Yes. You sound confident. I you know everyone feels confident but yeah

when it comes to the real- situation, we'll probably forget. No, good to be confident though, I think. Big money this week, $500, and Bree has requested that we go hard. She said, give us a challenge. So Harsha, this might be the hardest list of movies we've ever had in What's the Plot. Okay.

For both of you. And it's for both of us. Yeah. And we'll keep going until we get through five. Sorry, until we get to a winner. We're not going to five are we? We might have to. Today, because we're at $500, we have a list of the top five movies from the list of the 500 greatest movies of all time according to IMDB. Okay. Okay. Starting with number one down to two down to three down to four down to five if we need it. Okay. Okay I'll

read the movie plot lines you just buzz in with your name whenever you think you know what it is and have a guess don't wait for me to finish and the first person to two movies wins the game. Good Bri? Okay. Good to go. Good Harsha? Yep. Here we go. Movie number one according to IMDb the greatest movie of all time. When a reporter is assigned to decipher newspaper magnates dying words his investigation... Harsha? No, yes I was going to say The Da Vinci Code. The Da Vinci Code is incorrect. Bri? I haven't got much from what you've said.

Spider-Man? The greatest movie of all time is not Spider-Man. Well, they got it wrong. It is. Have they not seen Tobey Maguire? That was Citizen Kane. Oh, haven't seen it. I started watching it on the plane a while ago. It's very old. It's from 1941. I wouldn't like it. No, you'd hate it.

Harsha, have you seen it? No, absolutely not. Movie number two. This is a bit more gettable, but still hard. The second greatest movie of all time. When a mobster survives an attack. Brie. The Godfather. Well done. Have you seen it Harsha?

Ah yes I have. Such a good movie. I watched it for the first time the other week. Great movie. I reckon the second one's even better. I watched the second one the other week. Great movie. Don't tell me what happens in the third one.

Okay. Hasha, you're gonna need this one to stay in the game. But this one's gettable, okay? According to IMDB, the third greatest movie of all time. A young girl is swept away from her home by a spree. The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, that's the noise. Oh, yeah, it is too.

Harsha was a hard round, but, you know, I feel like both of us were about level. But unfortunately, I've come away with the win, which means you get the consolation prize. 50 Kc chicken dollars just to round out that list for you guys number four the fourth greatest movie of all time. Do you want to keep playing Harsha? Yeah why not. Let's go for number four a man is sent to prison for a crime he says he didn't commit. Brie. The

Shawshank Redemption. Good you're just really rubbing Harsha's face in it. We'll do one more of the fifth greatest movie of all time according to IMDB Shawshank Redemption. Good, you're just really rubbing Harsha's face in it, no? Sorry, Harsha. We'll do one more of the fifth greatest movie of all time according to IMDB. Two hitmen with a taste for philosophical conversation find themselves in a series of bizarre and violent situations. Their paths cross. Harsha. Is it Pulp Fiction?

It's Pulp Fiction. Nice, Harsha! There it is. Well done. Those are the five greatest movies of all time according to IMDB. Is it Pulp Fiction? It's Pulp Fiction. Nice, Harsha! Well done. Those are the five greatest movies of all time according to IMDB. I mean I've seen them all except for the Citizen Kane. Citizen Kane. Don't watch it, you'll hate it. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. I was reading this article about what

airport security can really see about you when they scan your passport. You know they scan your passport and then they kind of go, tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk. Okay, all right. Mm-hmm. Get a bit of a run in in Bali a couple of years ago. I'm always like, what can you see on there? What sort of information, what's on my record?

Like what does it show? Does it just show the countries that I've been to? Does it show where I've had a cavity search at certain airports? Yeah does it show my last three metal detector results? Does it show what country I've had my worst hangover? So it says here they check the passport security features, they verify the facial or fingerprint biometrics, they read your name, the nationality, the passport expiry date and they compare all of that information with their records and what it says in

your passport to see you're not using a dodgy one. Then they go on some international databases and they look for criminal records, they look to see if you're on any terror watch lists. Do they look to see if you're on wiki feet? They check your wiki feet. Yeah. They say if you've got a rating, have you got on wiki feet? They say if you've got an only fans, they can look at interview notes from other customs offices.

If you've ever been asked to come and answer some questions, like that all gets logged on your international file. What about if like any of the other officers have said like I reckon she's like a nine out of 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, they check your Hot or Not rating. Yeah.

Do you remember Hot or Not? Hot or Not, yeah. The website? Yep. Sometimes they'll check your family situation to see if any of your family members have dodgy. Because if you're- Backgrounds. Yeah, if you're the sister of an arrested gang member family situation to see if any of your family members have dodgy backgrounds. Yeah, if you're the sister of an arrested gang member, then they might dig a little

bit deeper. I guess they didn't do that with the Corby's. Why? So Chappelle Corby, her family had had a bit of a couple of run ins with the police about a few things. Oh, okay. Yeah. Or maybe they did check. Or maybe they did check and that's why they were like, hmm.

They check your credit score to see if you're in debt or you're earning money. God, they do more than the banks when you're getting a home loan. I know. And then they'll check your travel agent information too. I don't know if they always do all of that, but when they scan your passport, that's the sort of stuff that they have access to and that's the information they can go through. You and I were talking about this before the most thorough and the most punishing is got to be LAX. Yeah, entering the United States. Oh my god, the amount of time it takes to go through all the checks and the thorough,

thorough checks they do where you have to take an eye scan, you have to do fingers. Pretty sure I had to lick something. If you've never been to the States before it's pretty daunting. Yeah. I went there with my wife once and I got taken off to a separate room and nothing happened. You requested a private room though didn't you? Yeah I requested a private examination. No I got to the other room and the person was like, what are you doing here? I was like, they told me to come here.

And then they looked at my passport and they went, oh no, that's a mistake, just go through. But just that split second. You're terrified. You're like, am I a terrorist? And do you remember when we went through customs with producer Ben that time? And none of us had cell phone coverage

because none of us had a US SIM card. And they they say you're not allowed to turn your phone on in customs. And was it him? He took like an hour longer than us to come out and you don't know what's happening to that person. You've got no idea. It was terrifying. And I reckon it was his dodgy looking mustache. 100% they'd be like what are you hiding in that thing? They were like that guy looks like a risk. That guy right there looks dodgy AF. Was it the mustache or the track pants? Yeah.

So yeah, that's what they can see. That's fine. The main thing I was concerned about was that they could see your last five Smartgate photos from when you're coming back into the country. Cause I don't think I've ever looked worse in a photo than when you're coming home from a big trip, you've had it, you've had a bit of a rager with your friends overseas.

You go hard on the last night. You've booked the cheapest flight out of the country the next day, which is at the worst time in the morning. And you just look like death warmed up. And then you have to walk into that smart gate thing, take your hat off with your hair, which looks disgusting and look into that camera. And it takes probably the worst photo of you that anyone has ever seen. They would have so much dirt on so many people if they were just like, I'll release your

smart gate photos. Release the smart gate photos. And the thing is that, you know what's crazy is my passport, the last passport that I got when I had to go get my photo and it's a 10 year passport. Right? I was so hungover when I, and I had to go on this day, I was deathly hungover and I've went in there and I've got this photo. It might be the single worst photo of me ever taken. And it's on my 10 year passport.

And now that you've said that, I'm like, oh, it actually works out. Cause when they scare me at the gate, I probably look very similar. At least you match the passport, yeah. Yeah. We just had some very good calls and texts about where your name is just a slight variation

of your parents' name. This is not that, it's worse. Someone texted in and said, my partner's name is Richard John. His father's name is Richard John his father's name is Richard John I asked his mother why her response well we couldn't think of another name oh it's just come the same thing as me Oregon that's a pretty good name I like Richard John with Richard John again. That's your name. Yeah. Yeah. Also update for you, Rousin. Oh

Rousin's daughter of Russell and Susan. And Susan who was text through from a family friend who knew them. The real Rousin has text through and said it's actually spelled pronounced Rus-an. Oh Rus-an. Rus-an. you don't have to put on the red. But she said that she prefers the way we say it. Rusan. Yeah I can just tell Rusan is a good good bitch hey. Rusan. Rusan? Rusan. Rusan. Rusan. Rusan. Rusan. Rusan. Russannn Russannn All I want for my birthday is a birthday thinger You know who can? Russannn

I should have done that with my wife My wife Lucy, we could have named our kid Lint Oh wait, that's just my name without a C on the front Lucy and Clint Oh yeah Or Lunt I quite like Lunt. Lunt.

This is Birthday Banger where we tell you the number one song the day that you turned 16. And Matt's gonna give it a go. G'day Matt. Hi Matt. Hey guys, how are ya? Good thank you Matt. Tell us mate, what's your birthday? 21 June 1991.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And I've got an inkling. Here's your birthday banger. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2007. And I've got an inkling. Here's your birthday banger. Banger. Rihanna's first mega hit. Yep. And still one of her biggest hits ever.

Into it Matt? It's alright, it's not my favourite tune to know but yeah. Okay, could be worse. I reckon Matt's a birthday cake kind of guy. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah when it comes to Rihanna songs. Let's go Natasha. Hi Natasha. Hi Natasha. Hello. What have you been doing today? Not much, just lunch with my partner and kids. Nice. And then shopping, time zone. Okay. That's a good day. That is a great day. Absolute reaper of the day. What is your date of birth? 14th of August 1997. It is coming up in a few weeks. You were 16 though, Natasha, in 2013.

And on that day, this was at the top. So wake me up when it's all over. When I'm wiser and I'm older. Avicii and L.O. Black, Wake Me Up. I'm standing myself and I'm... Probably Avicii's biggest song. You know I was lost. Yeah.

You reckon? So wake me up when it's all over. Levels? Yeah, song. Yeah. You reckon? Levels. Yeah, this all levels. Do you like it Natasha? Oh yeah, it's a banger. That's a bop Natasha. Okay, wait there we've got one more birthday banger to do for Ashley. Kia ora Ashley. Hi Ashley. Hello.

What have you been doing today Ash? Oh, I've just been working. Okay, what do you do for work? I work in a beautiful retail store. Ooh, a beautiful retail store. Which beautiful retail store? True store? In the Hamilton. Oh, okay.

What's the most expensive thing you've got in the store at the moment? Oh, my gosh. Um... Oh, probably... Oh, my gosh, I can't think on the top of my head. It's probably you, hey. Too many, too many, too many. We'll come back to that. Ashley, what is your date of birth? 24th of March, 94. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2010 and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Tio.

Tio Cruz. You gotta like that one, Ashley. Hey, it was a banger. Oh, wait, I just need to say, long time listener, first time caller. What are you doing Ash? You gotta lead with that. Ash is like, nah, I wanted to keep you hanging. Ash is a bit of a vibe.

I like all the songs, so I wanna just go on vibe and give it to Ashley. Me too, Ash, you're abe and you've won Birthday Banger. Yes. Yes. Hey, worth the wait. Finally called through and you've won. Well done. I know, go me. She's the most expensive thing in Hamilton and she's won Birthday Banger from the year 2010. Here's Tayo Cruz on ZM. ZM's Brian Clint.

We are the leading show for maritime and aviation based news. Today it's aviation and I'm bringing this to you because it's a very important story. A flight attendant by the name of Barbara who also makes content online. Great flight attendant name. Yeah, Barbara. And her last name is Basili- Basili-eri. Basili-eri.

Barbara Basili-eri the Trolley Dolly. Yeah. She sounds hot. She makes YouTube content and she shares stuff online about being a flight attendant and some behind the scenes facts and things like that. Anyway, she has come out and said that it is actually in pilots training, they get told that they are prohibited

from holding in farts. She said this is a part of a pilot's training. The pilots are, they're not allowed to hold them in. Not allowed to hold in farts because apparently the discomfort that it can cause by holding in gas can distract them from, obviously, their very important role. What a stupid role. What a stupid role. What a stupid rule.

So imagine in the cockpit, there's the pilot and the co-pilot, and there would just be this rule, if this is true, there would just be this rule where you can just let them go. Let it go, flaps down. Yeah.

What if you know that the very sexy Barbara is about to come up with your lunch, and you don't want her walking into that in the confined spaces of the cockpit. And it's a small cockpit, yeah. You're telling me you have to just, to use a flight to drop your load. Yep.

And just. You just have to let it go. You just gotta put down the chem trail and Barbara just has to fly through it. Yeah. That's disgusting. Isn't that wild? And you know, obviously when you're up in the air,

Yeah. being that high does something to your insides. It does. The pressure. Yeah. The cabin pressure. I had a little look into it and it says that when a plane reaches certain altitudes,

the pressure inside the cabin is lower, which increases the volume of internal gases. We always thought it was the food that they served. Yeah, that's what people say. Someone told us once that, cause they were in the business of making food for airlines, and they said that their company had put a lot of research into.

And what did they say? Low flatulence meals. Yeah. That they were working on meals that reduced it. Were low flatulence. But I reckon it's, yeah, it's something to do with the air pressure. Also, another fun fact that she said

is that pilots always eat a different meal to each other. Oh yeah, so if one gets the food poisoning, the other one's good. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. God, you'd want to know who you're flying with eh? Because you'd get sick of... You're like oh not Gassy Gary. I'll have the fish again I guess. You have the chicken. Not dropping bombs Don. Don't want to be his co-pilot again. The masks come down and they're like oh Don. Gives a whole new meaning to the black box.

Ooh, ooh. I don't even reckon I get that, but still, ooh.