ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th March 2023

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast United Doubtfire dear You guys fancy Hello And welcome Motherfuckers Guess what

What Ella I got, what is it, cool story bro-ed from Claudia today. Did you? She cool story bro-ed me. You really didn't appreciate it. She looked like she was going to kill me. I think Clint and I need to hear the story, and then we will either cool story bro-you or we'll make a decision.

Are you prepared to be cool story bro twice in one day? It'll be three times. I think I can take it. No, I don't know. I won't necessarily. She might not get both of them. That's what I mean. It could be three times.

Could be three, yeah. Potentially three times. Be brave. Yep. And tell us a cool story, bro. Cool. This is me to Claudia. Hey, Claudia.

Oh, I had a cool game idea for the show. No, wait, wait, wait. Don't do it as a role play. I have to. Yeah, she has to. Get in character. Sorry. She'll be Ella.

You guys can all be Claudia. Go. Hey, Claudias. I have a really cool idea for the show. Oh, hang on. I forgot it. Damn it. Hang on.

No, never mind. And then I said, cool story, bro. Oh, wait. Was you forgetting that part of the story? I thought you actually forgot it. Damn it. Hang on. No, never mind. And then I said, cool story, bro. Oh, wait. Was you forgetting that part of the story? I thought you actually forgot it. No, that was the whole story.

Right. So you forgot and then Claudia. Jesus. I feel like this. Savage. I feel like not even what you're talking about.

I feel like what's happening right now. Can I cool story, bro? Both of you? Cool story, bro. I'm very involved. Oh, okay. I thought that was good. I was actually interested to hear what your idea for a game was.

Well, same. Did you remember? So I'll remember it and I'll come back to you on Monday. It was really good and it was funny and witty. I'm sure it was. Yeah, so cool story bro. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Adrian Clint's birthday b It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Did you just got zapped on the chin by the mic? What? I hate that. I hate that. They electrocute you. Do they?

People say this job is easy. We're working in a highly dangerous environment right now. Do they actually electrocute you? Yeah, they zap you. They shouldn't do that. No, they shouldn't do that. What the hell? Side note, look at your mic, Bree. Look how gross it is. No, don't look too close. Yeah, it's full. They shouldn't do that. No, they shouldn't do that. What the hell? Also, side note, look at your mic, Bree.

Look how gross it is. No, don't look too close. Yeah, it's full of skin and makeup. Once you hit the five-year mark, though, you get the vegezzled mic. I really want a vegezzled mic. Yeah. Do it. Kyle and Jackie O in Australia, Kyle has a gold-plated mic.

Are you kidding? And Jackie O has a full vajazzled mic. Yeah, hers is fully vajazzled. And did you know that... They're Swarovski vajazzles, aren't they? Yeah, they are. They're actual Swarovski vajazzles. Did they pay for that or did the company?

I reckon the company probably did. And you know, when they're not on air, they take the mics out of the studio. We could get you a little mic sock with your name on it. Or your face. And one little fake diamond. Okay. Would you guys ever get a diamond on your tooth?

No. Yes. I would, though. Hands down. Would you? Yep. They're so cool. Okay, I'll pay for it if you want to go get one.

Are you kidding? Well, how much are they? A diamond, pretty expensive. You can get fake ones to put on your tooth. That wasn't the question. Just you want a fake diamond in there too Do you want a fake diamond on your tooth? No I'll get you some grills

Let's do an international birthday banger And let's start with Nicholas Himes from Cincinnati, Ohio Cincinnati, I've always wanted to go to Cincinnati G'day Nicholas You were born on the 13th of March 1919 Which means you were 16 in 2006. And on that day, this was number one.

Banger. I'm sick of pretending liking this song. I have to admit. You're sick of pretending that you like this song? I think you're wrong. I think this is a good song. This is a feel-good song. Nah, sorry.

By Bob Sinclair. It's called Love Generation. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Hey! Way to rain on that person's birthday banger for absolutely no reason. I was just thinking that. Do you know what? Cool story, bro, to me.

I'm up to myself. This is a cool name. Jonathan Golden. Oh, that is a cool name. That should be like a superstar name. Jono Golden. Jono Golden from Concord, North Carolina. Concord?

Go Tar Heels! Is that their team, is it? Yeah. How do you know? So I went to university in America for a bit. Huh. What's a Tar Hill? I think it's kind of like a ram.

Oh, yeah, like a tar. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Cool story, bro. That was quite interesting. Ding, ding, ding. Actually, I'm going to check now. That's not a cool story, bro, because I asked the question

and she just answered the question. Hey, they laughed at my joke. Let me have this. Okay, hold on. Just checking now. Yeah, the North Carolina Tar Heels. Jonathan, you were born on the 11th of July, 1981, which means you were 16 in 1997.

And? This is your birthday banger. Woo! What a good birthday! Yeah! Don't try and make up for it. This song's older than Ella. Oh, is it?

Yep. But I love it. It is. You do. One more for Steve Elliott from, oh, you want to say that? Nishkawa? Nishkayuna. Nishkayuna.

Nishkayuna in New York. Nishkayuna in New York. Cool. It's Newuna in New York. Nishkayuna in New York. Oh, cool. Is New York State... Yes. Yeah, it's New York State. ...different? Is New York City in New York State?

Yes. You know how Washington DC is not in Washington? Yeah. What? Yeah. But New York State is in... New York is a state and then New York is... New York City.

New York City is in New York State. Right, so Nishkayuna could be like upstate New York or something. Fuzzy, okay. All right, Steve. You were born... Let Claudia say her thing. I'm going. Cool story, bro.

I feel like she's just going to do that all the time now. My new favourite thing. I love it. I don't like it. Yeah, that's what your mum said. Sorry, I'm just bringing back really old dated sayings. Steve, here's your birthday banger. Steve!

Happy birthday, baby! Let's go, Steve! 6th of November, 2006. Oh, this reminds me of finishing school and going to school. This reminds me of going to kindy. And just pashing anyone I could.

And pashing anyone I could. No, no, no. Banger. Fuck, I love this song. Winner. That's a winner. That is a winner. Winner chicken dinner for big Steve Elliott.

Shake those tatas, Steve. Wait, unless Ella's sick of pretending she likes this song too. That's for sure. You can pretend a bit longer? For five minutes. Okay, cool. All right, everyone at the same time. You ready?

I love this city. Have a great weekend, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. We'll see you back next week. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's your old mates. Who are we? You're Clint. I'm Clint. And I'm Bree.

And you're Bree. Yeah. Should we come up with new nicknames for each other? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You can be Squad Commander. You're Brie. Yeah. Should we come up with new nicknames for each other? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You can be Squad Commander and I'll be... What could I be?

Night Hawk. Night Hawk and Squad Commander. The new Brie and Clint show. So it's remastered. It's new. It's fresh. It's veryastered. It's new. It's fresh. It's very commanding. Yeah, it is, isn't it?

I like it. I think it's got good vibes, Squad Commander. It's got a bit of power about it. Doesn't it? You know, our names are quite lame, but we've like jazzed them up now. You can tell the wheels are off already. What's coming up on the show, Squad Commander? We're going to talk about napalm.

Nice. What was my name again? Nighthawk. Can you use it in conversation? Okay. Nighthawk. What's your favourite bit we're going to do on the show today? I'm having some trouble

in my marriage, so I'm looking for some advice on how to not give her half of the house. Yeah, nice. Nice. I'm going to set you up

with my lawyer. Nice. I love your lawyer. What's her name? Well, you should know. You're having an affair with her. This is good shit. This show's going to rate.

This is juicy. This show is going to rate its tits off, I reckon. What do you reckon our target audience is? Men with moustaches. I was thinking all beards. Like if we're going wide with it. All right, let's rip the band-aid off and chuck her into first, everybody. It's time to kick this shit into gear.

Let's command some respect with this first song. Oh, we've got to tell people to call. Oh. There we go. Call now for tradie versus lady, everyone. $50 cold hard cash up for grabs. Almost lost control of this ship. But then I pulled it back.

It's because you were going 100 mile an hour. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, guys. Last game of the week for tradie versus lady. The ladies are two in front on 25.

The tradies are right behind them on 23. Let's go to our lady first, calling in from the mighty Manawatu. She's 21 years old, and she won Apprentice of the Year last year. Welcome to the show, Charmaine. Charmaine. That's impressive. For doing what? Glazing. Glazing.

Glazing. So you could have been our tradie this afternoon as well. I thought you said. Yeah. I've played before. Yeah. Is your knockoff time 4.20? You thought she said blazing.

I thought you said blazing, Charmaine. I was like, ah, that's a job. No, glazing. Oh, that's cool. Windows. She's very transparent, our Charmaine. No, glazing. Oh, that's cool. Windows. She's very transparent, our Charmaine. She is. Yeah, we can see right through her.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from Invercargill. He's 30 years old, and his favourite food is chicken from BP. Welcome to the show, Jason. Yeah, yeah. You can get chicken from BP? Are you talking about the chicken nuggets? I'm talking about the chicken nuggets.

There's heaps of food there. There is heaps of food there at the Wild Bean Cafe. You're right. That's my breakfast, though. I mean, I enjoy a Wild Bean Cafe as much as the next guy, but I wouldn't call it my favourite food. Well, yeah, I wouldn't call it my favourite, but it's what I eat every morning.

You did call it your favourite. He looks forward to it. I do look forward to it. I'm going to wait until Monday before I get them again. Fair enough, Jason. I'm not here to yuck your yum. You do you, babes. Your buzzer is tradie.

Charmaine, yours is lady. Whichever one of you gets $50, no, whichever one of you gets three answers right first gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The winner of Super Rugby O-Picky, the women's comp,

will be decided this weekend. Who are the current women's rugby world champions? Tradey. Yes, Jason. New Zealand. Well done. I'm glad you got that one right, Jason. I would have said, where were you last year?

It's only six months ago. Yeah. All right, nice work. You're on the board. One to the tradies. Question number two. Who is the host of the hit TV show RuPaul's Drag Race? Tradie.

Yes, Jason. The queen of drag, RuPaul. Yes, queen. Go, Jason. Get it. Love that for you. Two to the tradies. He's off and flying.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tradie? Yes, Jason. Is that 50 Cent? He's got it. Oh, my God. What a bloody down trowel.

Oh, my God. Come on. That was a stellar round from you, Jase. Suck it, lady. Okay, no, Jase. Mate, you just blew all your good kudos. I was about to congratulate you for being across drag, sports, and you dropped a suck it, lady.

That'd be the worst. Yeah. I don't have to be a good winner. I've got my money, yeah. I mean, fair enough. Jason, suck it. So? So?

Suck it, ladies. Just this one lady, it's fine. Just that one, yeah. Just your man. Jason, suck it. So? Suck it, ladies. Just this one lady, it's fine. Just that one, yeah. Just your man. That's Jay. Producer Ella came to us with both an ethical and a legal conundrum that she's facing at the moment. Can you we in public?

Will you go to prison? She's young and she's learning these things as she goes along. I haven't passed the bar, but I think that I heard that you're allowed to wee in public if you're a pregnant woman. What? I think that's the exception. You can pop a squat. Yeah, you can pop a squat. Do food babies count?

Yes. Ella, that is not your ethical and legal conundrum. Please present it to us so we can discuss and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, so my ethical and legal conundrum is now that it's fruit season with Fijowas and berries and stuff, can I pick my neighbour's fruit tree fruit hanging on my side of the fence.

So it's technically on their side. It's on their land. Yeah. But the branches. And it's going to fall. If it falls from the tree, it's going to fall on your side anyway. Yes. So they can't get it.

Nope. They can't get it. It is an interesting one. There's no access. Can I pick it? My gut says if the tree, the fruit is on your side of the property and it will fall into your property, then that's fine. That's how I feel about it too.

It's like that's overhang. If they were worried about that, they shouldn't have planted their fruit tree so close to your boundary. I know, so silly. And if it's going to go to waste, you should just get amongst it. So what about this situation? If you're going for a walk and you see it's a public space, public path, the same situation with the person's tree hanging over the fence.

Hang on to the street. But on the street, can you pick it? See, that's dubious, that one, I feel. Really? I feel like that's a little bit different. I have been investigating, and I actually have a legal answer for you on this situation. I have been to the website communitylaw.org.nz.

That's the new spin-off show. Have we got that? I think we might. It's the new Law and Order, Community Law. Dun dun dun dun. Hey! So, on the question of, can you

pick fruit hanging over a fence? Communitylaw.org.nz says no. Fruit or flowers growing on an overhanging branch belong to the owner of the tree. And so you should not pick them even though they are over on your side of the boundary. Lucky none of us have done that then.

Totally. Please. Ella's come to work with a full Fijoa crumble today. With a blueberry drizzle. She bought those. Do you know what I used to do? I used to jump the fence

and go into their garden. Okay, well, yeah, all right. We were trying to not incriminate you, but yeah. You're on your own now. Throw the book at her. It's April Fool's Day. I'm just joking.

Just joking. Order! Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. This is really sad news that is doing the rounds today about Tom Cruise and his relationship, or lack thereof, with his daughter, Suri Cruise.

Hi, guys. Yeah, really sad to hear this. So you may know Suri Cruz is her mother. Katie Holmes in New York City. She's like 16 years old now. Well, apparently, according to multiple sources, Tom Cruz is estranged from his daughter and has nothing to do with her. Now, they were, you know, she was born in 2006.

He and Katie divorced, split in 2011. So she was five years old. And apparently he really has had very, very little to do with her since then. And it is, according to these different sources, because of his faith and belief in Scientology. One of the rules of Scientology is that, quote, members of the church are not allowed to associate with non-believers. That is what people are saying. Interestingly, you know, obviously Scientology is a massive part of Tom Cruise's life. And I think I told you guys this maybe off air at the time, but when I did the Top Gun

Maverick red carpet, Tom's team needed information on me and all of the hosts that were due to interview him. And they, I was told, did like a search and like a background check. Really? Before, yeah, and approved that we were able to actually interview him because, you know, if we were some kind of like, you know, extremists or something like that, they would not have approved it. So, yeah, they actually did a background check,

and that's how it rolled out. Did you manage to get approved? Because you've got a chicken background, Dean. You do. Shady past. Don't Google Dean McCarthy's headless, whatever. Some of the websites your picture appears on, I'm surprised you managed to get past the Scientology front gate,

to be honest. In all seriousness, that's not okay about Tom Crute, especially if it's down to Scientology. Nobody should go without a father. If that father is alive and able to be in their daughter's life. It's disgusting, to be honest, if that is true. It makes me so sad for her. Yeah, and him. But also really sad for him that you have gotten to the point where you're choosing to go along with,

obviously, your faith and your beliefs if it means you don't have anything to do with your own flesh and blood, like your daughter. He's too deep in the L. Ron Hubbard cupboard. Brie and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second of a one second. Our weekly battle where we guess songs as quickly as possible. If you're on the winning team, you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars. And Jo wants to join Team Bree. Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hey. How's your week been, Jo?

I'm very excited to have dropped my daughter off with my parents for the weekend. Have a weekend free. Oh, it's your weekend. What are you going to do with your freedom, Jo? A lot of watching Netflix and go out for dinner. Love it. Love it. And a bit of rosé.

Why not? Perfect. Joining Team Clint is Jada. Hi, Jada. Hi, Jada. What are you doing this weekend, Jada? Just getting on the piss. All right, Jada? Just getting on the piss. All right, Jada.

At least you're honest. At least you're honest. Stop, Jada. Okay. Rosé all day, baby. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello.

How are you? Hi. Just getting on the piss. What's our theme this week, Claude? So earlier this week, the Guinness World Records crowned the world's most popular artists based on Spotify streams. So I'm just going to run you through the top five. The world's most popular artists

according to Spotify streams. So we should kind of... This should be, I don't want to say easy because I've said easy in the past and you guys made it sound really hard. We have a special knack for that. You really do. But it should be easy. Okay, let's do it then.

Alright, we're ready. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to tell me the artist's name and the name of the song. Your names are your buzzers. Bree and Clint, this one is for you. Bree. The Weekend, Blinding Lights.

Yeah. Most dreamed song. That's actually Ellie Goulding. Most streamed song, I believe, of 2021. Dang. He had 111.4 million monthly streams. Wow. Incredible.

Jada, have you started drinking yet? Not yet, mate. That kicks off at 6. Okay, good. I need you on your game here. Okay, you need to get us on the board with this one. Okay. Okay, all right, good.

Joe and Jada, your names are your buzzers. This song is for you guys. Jada. Jada. Jada. Who's that? Is it Miley Cyrus? Yeah. What's the song?

It's what you're going to be this weekend. What? Is it Wrecking Ball? It's not a... Yeah, it is. It absolutely is. Jada, you're a human wrecking ball, my friend. You crushed it. That was amazing.

You got us on the board, Jada. Well done. That's all right, Joe. We can come back from this, my friend. Yeah, so we won a piece. Brie and Clint, back to you guys. Ladies, I'm Brie. Clint, my friend. Yeah, so we won a piece. Brie and Clint, back to you guys. Ladies up in here. Clint.

Brie. Oh, buzzer. Ladies up in here. I know it. I've got it. I've got it. Let's give Brie a second. All of the nights, all of the nights.

Two. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Clint. That's Shakira and Hips Don't Lie Yeah Yes it Do you want to hear it from the beginning again?

Yeah This bit Shakira, Shakira Yeah Jeez, I would That's a tough one Really? Yeah, for me This bit. Shakira, Shakira. Yeah. Jeez, that's a tough one. Really? Yeah, for me.

I wouldn't have got that. Okay. And you didn't. Back over to Jada and Joe. Jada, you know, if you get this one right, we win. Joe. Yeah, yeah. Joe, keep us in the game, my friend. You can do it.

I'll do my best. Give it a whirl. You got this. Good I'll do my best. Give it a whirl. You got this. Good luck. Here you go. Here's your song. Jada. Yes, Jada.

Do it. Into You, Ariana Grande. Yeah. She's pumped. My all-time favourite Ariana Grande song. You a bit excited there, Jada? Yeah, yeah. Give us excited there, Jada? Yeah, yeah. Give us a scream, Jada.

You've got 50k of sea chicken knowledge. Holy shipples. I love Jada. Can we look into getting Jada on the payroll as our hype girl, please? I think we probably should. My new star sign is Jada. Can we look into getting Jada on the payroll as our hype girl, please? I think we probably should. My new star sign is Jada. Jada, we need a new intro for the show. Can you do like, yo, it's Friday and you're listening to the Bree and Clint show

and we'll just record it. Would you do that for us? Yeah, of course. Okay, I'll just pull this down. When you're ready, give it as much gas as you've got. We're recording. You'll find out it's Friday, you're got. We're recording. You've got to find out. It's Friday.

You're listening to Bree and Clint. Yahoo! Killed it. Killed it. Have a great weekend, mate. We appreciate you. Bree and Clint. You've got to sit through another classic Bree and Clint Friday.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Here we go back again. Another Friday, another butchering of a great song. This week it was my choice and I decided Taylor Swift was on the cards because she kicked off her World Errors Tour. Yeah. And I thought, what song's pretty big on our playlist at the moment? It's Lavender Haze. I don't know if you could have picked

a harder Taylor Swift song for us to sing. That was my goal. Oh right, you like to sit there by heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I crushed it. We definitely did that. Yeah. So what's going to happen is, if you've never heard Friday Oaky before, Brie and I have each spent a small amount of time

with a professional audio producer. You're going to hear both of our Taylor Swift renditions and then we're going to get you guys to pick the winner. There's a lot of falsetto in this song. A lot, a lot. So just keep that in mind. All I'll say for it is they're kind of short.

Yeah. So. We had to keep it short. You had to keep it short. The audio engineer said I can't take any more of this. Here we go. This is Breeze Lavender Hayes.

Once you've heard both, you can vote who's got the best Taylor Swift in them this Friday. Oh no. Good luck Friday. Oh, no. Good luck. Thank you, mate. Meet me at midnight. Staring at the ceiling with you Oh, you don't ever say too much

And you don't really read into My melancholia I've been under scrutiny You handle it beautifully All this shit is new to me I feel the lavender face creeping up on me So real I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say

No deal The 1950s shit they want from me I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say. No deal. The 1950s shit they want from me. I just want to stay in the lavender haze. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'd such high hope for you based off your oh-what-ohs.

I need to have got something new to talk about in therapy. It's hard. It's hard. It's such a hard song. It's really hard. I'm just going to put it out there and say I feel like my falsetto was stronger than the other part. I think it was too. I think your verse... Let me down.

It kind of wandered. As far as the tune, you kind of just went roaming a little bit, didn't you? It was flatter than the stock market at the moment. Look, I say all of that. I believe mine is going to be worse. You still have to go. You still have to go, yeah.

I think mine's going to be worse. Someone said, I thought you said they were short. It was short. It just felt long. It just dragged. Here we go. All right.

Okay, good luck. I've got to be brave. Yeah, good luck. Give mine a go. Cringy start. Let's see if it gets better. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And you don't really read into my melancholia. I've been under scrutiny. Yeah, oh yeah.

You handle it beautifully. Yeah, oh yeah. All this shit is new to me. Yeah, oh yeah. I feel the love and theze creeping up on me So real, I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say No deal, the 1950s shit they want from me I just wanna stay in a lavender haze

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh How about those harmonies? I thought they were pretty solid. It was definitely a harmony. Yeah. Harmony of... Harmonious harmony. Harmony of sounds and things.

Why did Clint start with a meow? Meow. We want to know whose was the best of those two Taylor Swift songs. Sometimes, you know, I wonder why we're still doing this segment. Yeah. And this week is one of those weeks. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, everything's up for review constantly. Yeah. Maybe this is the week. We can't go out without five votes, though. We need five people who are willing to tell us who was the best Taylor Swift this week in Fridayoke, and we need those people to call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. The best of an average bunch this week.

Bree and Clint. Who's? Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Welcome back to it, our Friday segment where we go hard, hard AF, doing our best to sing songs from artists that you know and love. People always ask us, are you actually trying? Yes.

Yes, 100%. We are actually trying. I'm waiting for that week where my performance just shines through and they go, oh my God, Clint, he's got it. It's been a number of years. I'm still waiting as well for that to happen for me. Someone, I love reading the text. There's some real good ones.

Someone said, just ordered earplugs during that performance and you best believe I did express shipping. Someone else said, I just switched to the nails down the chalkboard station to give my ears some relief. Oh, my God. I wonder what the nails down the chalkboard station is. Be a lot of the same noise, I think. I feel like that's us this afternoon.

What we did was Taylor Swift and it sounded like this. That was Brie and mine was this. And once again, how about those harmonies? Where did you get that ball vice? I know, right? Was it off... I felt like my testicles were going to explode. Was it off Etsy?

Yeah. It's off Wish. Let's go to our votes. Five people will decide the winner of Fridayoke, and we start with Hamish. Kia ora, Hamish. G'day, Hamish. What's up?

I was on last week. Were you? Welcome back. Welcome back, Hamish. You're experienced. You're back for more punishment. Give us some feedback and tell us who the winner of Friday Oaky is. Last week I had to vote Clint, but I think it was Brie this week.

Yes, Hamish! He's a balanced man. It might be my only vote, but I will take it. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. You have an excellent weekend, Hamish. We're going to go straight to Erin, who's standing by. Hi, Erin.

G'day, Erin. Hi, guys. How are you going? Was that enjoyable for you, Erin? Oh, yeah's standing by. Hi, Erin. G'day, Erin. Hi, guys. How are you going? Was that enjoyable for you, Erin? Oh, yeah, I guess. Someone just texted. A bit of a laugh for your Friday afternoon. Yeah, good.

Someone texted and said, that was so shocking I almost shat myself in Auckland traffic. That is our one goal for the year. Again. They said again. Again. Erin, who are you going to vote for? Are you going to vote for Brie or are you going to vote for me, Clint?

It's got to go to Brie. Sorry, Clint. Really? You could have just said Brie. I appreciate you, Erin. You didn't have to emphasise it so hard. That's fine. Really, Erin. Love you. We will chalk up the vote to Brie. She's on two votes and Tyler is online. Hi, Tyler.

G'day, Tyler. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks, Tyler. We need to know your feedback and then who you're voting for. Well, I came into this with full intentions of voting for one of yours, but they ended up kind of sounding like my dogs when they walked in outside.

Okay, alright, yeah. Yes, I'm going to go with Clint for this week. Fair enough, fair enough. I don't really understand the logic, but I'm going to go with Clint for this week. Fair enough. Fair enough. I don't really understand the logic, but I'm going to take the vote. Wait, Tyler, you're saying Clint sounds less like a dog and I sound more like a dog? Like a screaming dog. Yeah.

All right, I just wanted to clarify. I think I might sound like a happier dog. Oh, great, gotcha. How about this text? Why, in capital letters, do you do this horrendous singing segment every week? Fun for you, maybe, but not us. I think it's worse for us. I think that's why we do the segment.

Alice is here. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi. Tell us, my friend, who are you voting for this week in Friday Okie? Well, I think that I have to vote for Bree because in my opinion Clint sounded a bit drunk so you know,

they were both good efforts. And it's weird because I actually was drunk. Alice. Oh, Alice. Thank you, Alice. You've given her the victory but we've got to go to Renee

because she took the time to call. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hiya, how are you? Good, thank you, Renee. Any feedback? Well, they were both quite hilarious but I'm going to have to go with you, Bree. Any feedback? Well, they were both quite hilarious,

but I'm going to have to go with you, Brie. I am shocked by that this week. Taylor Thomas-El, she's the winner. Carried on live, Brie. Okay, no, don't actually. I chose mine. Think of your votes. Here we go.

Birthday Banger for a Friday. This is where you guys get to call us up. Tell us what your birthday is. We figure out what was the number one song on your 16th and then we will pick our favourite one to play in full. Let's talk to Peter. Kia ora, Peter. G'day, Pete.

How you doing? Good, mate. Big plans for the weekend, Peter? No, nothing special. Nothing special. All right. Just a relaxing weekend at home. Well, let's set you up.

Yeah, just enjoying myself. Perfect. What's your birthday, Pete? June the 20th, 1998. All right. That means you were 16 in 2014. And, Peter, this would have been number one on your 16th birthday. This is a banger, Pete.

You like it? Yeah, it's a banger. Yeah, it's a good song. I really liked this song by Nico and Vince. Yeah. Probably my favourite song from them. I've got it on my Nico and Vince playlist. This one's right at the top.

At the top, hey? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Pete. We're going to do a big banger for Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hey. You got big plans for the weekend?

I'm currently on the way to emergency again because my son snapped his tooth off. Oh, Emily. Hey. You got big plans for the weekend? I'm currently on the way to emergency dentist. My son snapped his tooth off. Oh, no. We'll see how that goes. You're kidding, Emily. Hey, I love that you're on the way to the emergency dentist, but you still had time to call in to the Brian Clint show for a birthday banger. That's what he wanted, right, Emily?

That's what he wanted. Well, hopefully this makes him feel better, but let's cross our fingers that you've got a good birthday banger. What's your birthday? 18th of November, 91. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. Come on, crossing my fingers. Here it is.

I want to feel the rain in my hair. Oh, hook me up. Hook me up with a new tooth, am I right? Yep. You like that one from the Veronica's Emily? Yeah, why not? Why not? Out of interest, which tooth did he chip?

Oh, the front one, full hillbilly. And how did he do it? He walked into a bollard. Oh, poor bugger. Oh, he's gone full Lloyd off Dumb and Dumber. Let him know he's in good company. I did the exact same thing to my front tooth. It's all good. He's sitting listening going, can I tell

them? Yeah, put him on. He's like, can I tell them? Yeah, go. Put him on. Hi. How did you chip your tooth? Um, so he hit in the line and he pushed me into a pole in my tooth's neck. Who pushed you?

Arima. Arima pushed you? How dare he? Well, you know Arima owes you a tooth now, don't you? No, thank you. Okay, all right. Well, or he can buy you a PlayStation 5. Yeah, either owes you a...

PlayStation 5, okay, yeah, good deal. Well, or he can buy you a PlayStation 5. Yeah, either. PlayStation 5, okay, yeah, good deal. Deal, done. Eye for an eye, tooth for a PlayStation 5. Yeah, that's how the saying goes. That's the same. Brittany's here. Hey, Brett. Hi, Brittany.

Hi. You're not on the way to an emergency department of any sort right now? No, I'm not. You're good to go. Have you got big plans for the weekend, Brittany? No, not really. Just probably going to be chilling. You know when you call someone Brittany,

do you ever call someone up and you're like, they pick up and you go, it's Brittany, bitch. No. Oh, okay. You're missing an opportunity. Oh, you're missing a big opportunity there, Brittany. All right, Brett.

I do get people saying that, though. Oh, do you? Yeah, I knew it. I thought I reckon you would. Well, I'm hoping for Brittany as your birthday banger, but let's figure it out. What's your birthday? It's 29th of the 1st Monday, too.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2008, Brittany. And on that day, this would have been number one. Oh, dang it. It's a bass hunter. Hello, this is Bass Hunter. Let's get into it. Why'd I turn on this watermark? Oh, come on, Brittany.

Put your fists up. I feel like this might have to win. I think it might have to. I think this might have to win. Brett, are you into it? Yeah, I am, yeah. Yeah. We love it.

What the heck? Have a good weekend, Brittany. It's time to drop the bass. Brian Clinton, here's a birthday banger on Zed and Brie. Zed and Brie and Clint, that's Bass Hunter, the winner of Birthday Banger today. It makes me want to be in a nightclub. With a lollipop. Somewhere over in the UK. Yeah. Lollipop.

Yeah. With a bunch of friends and you all take your tops off. And you're spraying water in the air. Let's go! Your T-shirt doesn't have any sleeves. And you're wearing neon.

And cargo pants. I'm so dehydrated. Give me a water. I'm having so much fun. Can I have some of your vape? What time is it? Hey, next on the show. Oh, here we go.

Yes. Yeah, man. So we're on the night show then. The producers are in. How dare I try and move on before we dropped the bass. Drop the bass. We need some people to call up now on 0800 dial ZM who reckon they can spot a liar when they see one.

I've got some tips on how to tell if somebody is lying to you. And we want people to try and guess whether Brie or Clint are telling the truth. But me, I'm Clint. You used to talk about yourself in third person. Shit, how'd that happen? Brie and Clint. We want to know this afternoon, how quickly or how long did it take for you to move in with your

partner? Yeah, we were talking about this expert who shared her top three tips or conversations you should be having before you move in with a partner. Real grown up stuff. Yeah, real grown up stuff. I'll give you the headlines, expectations of what you expect, why you're moving in. The next one is household roles or chores, what each person's going to be doing.

And communication, how much you expect to be communicating, do you need your own space, that kind of thing. You need to communicate about communicating. Yeah. Man, relationships are complicated. So we're asking you, how long did you wait? Angel's here. Hi, Angel.

Hi, Angel. Hello. Tell us, mate, how long or how soon did you move in Angel's here. Hi, Angel. Hi, Angel. Hello. Tell us, mate, how long or how soon did you move in with your partner? I'll tell you, it was way too fast. We were together two months before we moved in together. Two months? That's quick. Was there a

reason? Like, was one of you having to move out of somewhere and you're like, oh, well, let's just move in? I wanted to move into town. He wanted to get out of the place he was in. It seemed so right at the time. And so, Angel, did it last? Longer than I expected,

but I could not do the 5 a.m. wake-up, surround his work, and everything that you don't see about someone, you find out really quickly when you move in together. And, yeah, it didn't last that great. Do you think if you'd had some of these conversations that Brie and I were talking about that it would have been a different story? I'd almost say 100%.

Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, so the expert's right. Fascinating. Who would have thought? Yeah, yeah. Years of study and someone texts through and they said, I'm sort

of in the process of wanting to move in with my girlfriend. We have been dating for two years and she wants us to move in together, but some part of me doesn't want to because I like having my own space. I feel like I'm not going to be able to have that if we move in together.

Isn't that interesting that there's part of you that's eating away and going, this is wrong. There's a little inner voice going, this is the wrong idea. Trust your gut. Or talk to your partner about it. It's a funny one because is it trust your gut or is it time to grow up? It depends how old they are, I guess. It totally does.

It totally does. Yeah. Because there's trust your gut and then there's, oh wait, am I just scared of moving on to the next stage of life? I mean, two years is a fair amount of time to be dating someone. But then in some people's world, it isn't, depending on your age. It's not that long if you're 21. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go to Jana. Hi, Jana. Hi, Jana. Hello. Tell us, was it soon or a long time before you moved in with a partner? Very soon. Okay. How soon are we talking?

So we were dating a few weeks at high school, and then within like two months I was pregnant. So it was pretty much instantaneous. Wow. Well, you kind of had to move in together, didn't you? Well, no, I didn't have to. But, I mean, we were just caught up in all the emotions, so we thought, why not?

We'll give it a go. It's easier. Helpful if the father of the baby is there to change some of the nappies in the middle of the night, though, isn't it, Janna? He was amazing, actually. He was very humble with the whole thing. Did it work out? Young love is tricky, especially if you get pregnant at that stage of life. Did you guys manage to figure it out and stay together?

Absolutely. 17 years going and we engaged to get married this November. Congratulations. Always good to get around to those things, Jana. You've been busy. There's so many texts coming through on this. Someone said I got my things I got my things at the time to move in The second day that we were seeing each other

She ended up living with me for six months Before I kicked her out for sleeping with someone else in our bed You moved in after two days And then And then caught her Like the plotline to Dharma and Greg Is that the plotline to Dharma and Greg. Is that the plot line to Dharma and Greg?

Yeah, they move in together after the first date. Is it? Yeah. There you go. That's the whole show. I forgot that part. I was quite young. Right.

Yeah. Someone else said, I moved into his house after being together for 12 years. Long story short, he broke up with me six months later. 12 years and then you break up six months after you move in together. Yeah. Wow. I always wonder in those situations if moving in together was like a band-aid for a bigger problem.

Like, oh, the relationship's not working for some reason. Maybe we should move in together. Sometimes that is a marriage thing too. Totally. You know, let's get married. That'll fix everything. That'll fix everything. It'll fix everything. Nathan's here.

Nathan, how long before you moved in with your partner? Unfortunately, I think I trump everyone. My partner moved into our flat with her boyfriend and then broke up with her boyfriend and then we started dating. Wait. So she moved in well before we were even dating. What was the timeline of this, Nathan? dating. So she moved in well before we were even dating. What was the timeline of this, Nathan? How long did this all kind of play out?

Oh, it was so long ago. I couldn't put a number on it. I'm going to ask you some very specific questions. Nathan, it was pretty soon. How long did she live in your flat before she broke up with the boyfriend? Oh, maybe a couple of months. A couple of months. How long after she broke up with the boyfriend did you first pash her? Maybe a little shorter than that. Wait, so you, oh my God, you. Why am I using my real name, oh Lord.

Hugely incriminating. But it worked out. We're married. Wait, you're married? Yep. Oh my God. Okay, so you were meant to be. Oh, yeah, definitely.

I knew the first time I saw her. Oh, Nathan. Just had to get rid of that pesky boyfriend, eh, Nathan? Yeah. We've been doing this over the last couple of weeks where we're delving into the archives of big songs that have been hits that you know and love and then demos of those songs

where other big artists have recorded them. Yeah, they were never meant to see the light of day. You were never meant to know that Avril Lavigne originally sang Kelly Clarkson, Breakaway. Exactly. Yeah, you weren't meant to know that. You weren't meant to know that. You weren't meant to know that Taylor Swift sang Rihanna,

This Is What You Came For. It's wild. It's wild. I've got another one for you this afternoon. You might recall this massive song from Julia Michaels. Huge. Yeah, I know this song. Big song from Julia Michaels.

But did you know that that song was actually written by Julia Michaels and meant for Charli XCX? What? Because this song, I can tell that she wrote it. It's such an emotional rendition of the song. You can tell the person singing the song wrote it. No, does the Charli XCX version exist? It does.

And here's what Charli's version sounds like. So give them all to me and I'll give mine to you I'm asking the glory I'm full of problems Cause I got the kind of lady Quite interesting, like doing research about this and figuring out all the massive songs that Julia Michaels has actually written for other people or been a co-writer on.

Because I wouldn't say Julia Michaels is a household name as a singer. No, that song was massive. Yeah. But you don't realise all these other songs that she's written for big artists. Like what? Like Selena Gomez.

She wrote this. She was, yeah, definitely a writer on this song. Yeah. For Selena Gomez. What about this song for Hailee Steinfeld? Banger. Banger. But this is probably the biggest one.

And you'll know it. She wrote this for JB Justin Bieber. Buzzy. Well, I think there was a few writers, but she was one of those writers. I thought Paris Goebel wrote this song. She did the music video. She did. And did a bloody good job at it.

Dang her. Oh, is that where it stops? She did. And did a bloody good job at it. Dang it. Oh, is that where it stops? Who would cut the song off there? They cut off the best bit. I guess that's the end of the break. All right. I'll be back soon. Brie and Clint.

Clint, we've got a full studio at the moment. Don't we? Because I've asked some of the ZM crew to help us out with this next thing. You don't know what we're doing. No idea. All I know is I'm in a studio full to help us out with this next thing. You don't know what we're doing. No idea. All I know is I'm in a studio full of women. Yeah, so be careful. Last time we did this, you made me name everybody

and I didn't know anybody's name. The last time this many people were in here, I couldn't name almost any of the people who work at ZM. Thankfully, five years on, I'm pretty sure I've got you guys. What's everyone's names? Larissa, Mountie and Brooke. And producers? Oh, shit. No, I's names? Larissa, Mountie and Brooke. And producers? Oh shit, no, I can't do that one.

No, no deal. Guys, we're about to do a social experiment. We're all about to sync up. No, I'm just kidding. We're not doing that. I've worked with you girls so long, I reckon I've synced up. You have. For years, actually, you and I

have been synced up. No,. For years, actually, you and I have been synced up. Now, I came across this real interesting theory where apparently you can find out if someone is a millennial or if they're a Gen Z-er based on this one real simple test. Okay. Right? Yeah. So the test essentially is making a heart with your hands. Oh, okay.

So the theory goes is that millennials do it a certain way. And Gen Zs do it a different way. And Gen Zs do it another way. As a millennial, I know which way I do it. Same. And I can't think of another way to do it. So you're definitely a millennial, right? Yeah.

Should we do the millennials first? Should we close our eyes? Yeah, I think we should. Should we all close our eyes and do a heart with our right? Yeah. Should we do the millennials first? Should we close our eyes? Yeah, I think we should. Should we all close our eyes and do a heart with our hands? Okay, and then so you can't change it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so the girls from the Zenim office are ready. The producers are ready.

We're going to need you guys to hold your hearts up nice and high. Okay, can do. I feel like I'm at a Taylor Swift concert. Everybody close your eyes. Hold your hearts up nice and high, guys. And here we go. Okay. Please form a heart with your hands.

Everyone open their eyes. Oh. Oh. Wow. Okay. So see. Keep your heart the way it is. Keep it there.

So see producer Ella, who is a Gen Z-er. She's done a finger heart. Represent. That is the Gen Z-er way to do it, where you use. Or just half of your hand. Just one hand. But it's still the same thing. What?

Yeah, just like that. Where you use your index fingers. Yeah. And your middle finger. It's quite hard. Yeah, it takes a bit of coordination. Yeah. Whereas millennials, a lot simpler.

We're double fisting. We just go the double hands. It looks like a circle. The straight on, you know. So Claudia and Ella fit the bill. Claudia, millennial. Yep. She's got a millennial

heart. Producer Ella. Ella, Gen Z Gen Z heart. Then we come across to Brooke. What are you doing Brooke? Brooke you're a Brooke how old are you? I'm 21. You're 21? Somewhere in between that one. She's using fingers though. Yeah. It's a millennial shape but a Gen Z

She's got a thumb and index finger heart. And then her three fingers are pointing up. I'm going to say it's more a millennial shape to me. Yeah. You're only this far away from a millennial heart. So you're obviously an old soul in a young person's body. Then we move across to Mountie. How old are you, Mountie?

I'm 27. Okay, so you're... Are you right on the cusp? Yes, I am. I'm 1995. So are you the youngest millennial or are you the oldest Gen Z? Well, that's the thing. You say youngest millennial. I'm going to say youngest millennial. Youngest millennial, yeah.

But your heart says. Yes. How are you doing your heart? Well, I've got like a T-Rex claw going on. So you're doing the Gen Z heart. Yes, because I'm trying to be cool. Right. Did you see this at a Harry Styles concert and you're like, that's how I need to do the Gen Z heart. Yes, because I'm trying to be cool. Right.

So you see this at a Harry Styles concert and you're like, that's how I need to do the heart. Yeah. It's really hard. It's hard. It's hard, isn't it? Then we come to Larissa, who you may remember from yesterday's Box Singer with James Roque. That's a bonafide millennial heart that you're doing right there.

Yeah, and I am the oldest Gen Z opposite. How old are you, Larissa? 26. So we just busted this doing right there. Yeah, and I am the oldest Gen Z opposite. How old are you, Larissa? 26. So have we just busted this theory? Yes. Yeah. We've busted it. Yeah, the theory's garbage.

Maybe the theory is just lazy people do it the millennial way. Yeah. And then... No one did this one. No one did? No, yeah. No one can see that. Why are you doing the crip sign?

Do people still throw their diamonds in the sky at concerts? Is that still a thing that's done? The Illuminati. Yeah. Okay, Boomer. Yeah. Rihanna did that, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Shining bright like a diamond. Yeah. No, just me? Okay, cool. Clint's more of a double thumbs up kind of guy. If anyone was wondering, I'm a Boomer.