ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th March 2026

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

Clint takes the Woman Test (EXPERT mode).  What was stolen that was of no use to anyone but you?  We've announced the host of The Roast of Bree and Clint.  Where can you never go back to?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brian Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC. Yo, let's go. I think I met you in a dream last month. Zedems, Brian Clint. Back now he said me they were green. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the Brean Clint show.

Good afternoon. How's everyone feeling today? It's a shoes today, so we're on that uphill climb at the moment. I'm feeling all right. I went to the chiropractor today. Oh, how's the back feeling? I just sort of sporadically go. Oh, man, I got absolutely manhandled today, which I usually like,

but I feel like I got a little bit extra today and makes you feeling a little bit fragile. Like I feel like I've been roughed up. Don't look at me like that. No, no, no, not like that, Claudia. No. You do say how your chiropractor is a good look. man. You do comment on that.

He is a good looking man, but please don't reveal any other details about my chiropractor because I have a story from the chiropractor to tell on the show today. And if the chiropractor is identifiable, then I can't tell the story. Do chiropranactors have to take the Hippocratic oath? Are they like doctors? Yeah, surely. Surely there's something that they have to sign or, you know? Well, story.

You're making this sound more and more sinister. Nah, it's not. It's unfortunate, but not for me. That wasn't convincing. Hey, we're going to announce the host of the roast of Bree and Clint today. Hosts a very important job in a roast, isn't it, Bree? I feel like it is the most important job. It keeps the flow going.

It sets the tone. Normally in the Comedy Central roast, Kevin Hart hosts a lot. So we're going something similar. So we're getting Kevin Hart. No, I just meant we're going to get a short man. Oh yeah, right. Maybe we are. Keep it nice and short.

We'll announce the host after 5 o'clock today. We're looking for a name in a haystack on a Tuesday as well. Plus, if you missed out on those Alex Warren double passes yesterday, good news, we're going to give away another double pass to Alex Warren's shows. Auckland or Christchurch before 4 o'clock. The first person through when you hear Alex Warren, you can have two tickets to the Alex Warren show of your choice. So keep listening.

That song will play, like I said, before 4pm. And we got those tickets all week. Lish goal. Up next on the show, though, tradie versus lady as per. If you want to play, 50 bucks, you could win, and you need to call now, 0800 dials in it. 26 ladies, 18 tradies.

So the gap, the ladies are maintaining the gap. But what's going to happen today? That's what we like. Yeah, that's what we like. Oh, $100. I was going to say, can you bridge the gap? Because we need you to call for the Trades if you think you can. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. Traity versus Lady. Here we go. The ladies in the Trades. The ladies on 26 picking up a win yesterday. The Trades on 18. Ladies in Auckland, she's 29 and she has over 50 tattoos. Welcome to the show, Grace.

Hello. Hello, Grace. How are we? Are all the tattoos for something in particular, or are you just like, you know, covering your body in art? Just for the fun of it. Absolutely no thought behind it whatsoever. What location on the body hurt the most to get tattooed?

Honestly, butt cheek. What have you got tattooed on your butt cheek, Grace, if that's not too personal? We won't get into it. Okay, good news. That's a good idea. You're taking on our tradie today from Danedin. He's 36 and he does asbestos removal for work. Welcome to the show, Nathan.

Hi, Nathan. Good afternoon. It's dangerous work, Nate. Can be. Yeah. Well, yeah, literally can be. You could die. Do you make good money doing that, Nate?

Oh, I wouldn't say no to a pay-orice, to be fair. All right. Nathan, your buzzers is tradie. Grace, lady, the first person to three correct answers gets $50. cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Serena Williams is one of the greatest tennis players of all time. What's her sister's name?

Who has also won multiple grant slams? Yes, Nathan. Oh, I got Grace. Oh, did you? Yeah. Claudia, what did you get? I heard Trady first. Did you? Okay. Or two against one.

And Nathan got it right. I'll just shut up. All right. One to the Trades. We move on to question number two. Which country is known as the birthplace? of karaoke. Lady. That time I definitely got Grace. Definitely Grace.

Grace? Japan. It is Japan. Well done. We are one a piece, all tied up. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Freddie.

Lady. Nathan. Oh, Nathan. Spice Girls. It is Spice Up Your Life. Spice Girls. Well done. Two to the Trades, one to the ladies.

You need this one, Grace, to stay in. Question number four. Which actor found fame playing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on the TV show? Nathan. Yes, Nathan for the win. Will Smith's correct. He's got it. That was a really good game because you both buzzed in for all questions,

and I knew that you both knew all of the answers to all of the questions. It just came down to that little bit of timing. But Nathan, the Trades needed that win more than the ladies. So well done. Thank you. Sweet. And good work, Grace. That was a good game.

Yeah, lucky Grace. this time but we'll try again. Yeah. Some boys can have it. Grace is like, I let him win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very generous. Every now and then, Bree and I get to pick the songs that we play on ZM

and this is Bree's choice. She said, please can we play the new Bruno Mars song? She's a big fan. Yes, I did. And thank you so much for playing it here. Anytime, Bree. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. I went to the chiropractor today.

And my chiropractor probably gives me a bit too much information when I go and see him, but he's great. I love my chiropractor. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? He will just tell me stories like the one that I'm about to tell you. Okay? Okay.

There was an adjustment he was doing on my hip flexor specifically, and he got me to lift my leg up, which is a boring detail, except for the fact that he goes, just as he went to push down, he goes, oh, I did this to a lady last week and she pissed herself. Oh, no. Oh, well, I hope that doesn't happen to me. And he goes, yeah, let's find out. And he did it. Good news, I didn't piss myself.

Also you say. Or so I say, yeah. I'm wearing quite a light-colored pair of jeans today. I think you would know if I had, and I haven't, I promise. You could go to the bathroom and use the hand dryer. We don't know. He said to me that once the lady started peeing, she couldn't stop. So he did it, and it caused her to start peeing,

and then she just continued peeing because she couldn't stop. It's nearly impossible once you start wheeing to stop wing, or is that just me? Well, I think that's a pelvic floor thing. I think that's what your pelvic floor muscles are. The starting and stopping yourself peeing is the muscle you want to flex for your pelvic floor. Yeah, I think as a woman, once you start, I mean, you must need the most incredible pelvic pelvic floor to stop it. Like once it gets past a certain point.

Absolutely. And I say I can do it, but I haven't had to give birth. So it's very different for different people. And this lady may have. Good news is my chiropractor has wooden floors and a wipeable chiropractic table. So that was okay. And I said to him, oh, that is so mortifying for that lady. And he goes, it's not the worst one I've had.

I adjusted a lady's lower back one time and she shed her. No, she didn't. Genuinely, he said she did. He said she was in a white dress and she... Oh, no, it gets worse. He adjusted her lower back and she let it rip. Obviously not on purpose. Surely that...

From adjusting her lower back, maybe she was battling a bout of gastro. Yeah, maybe she had a funny tummy or something or it put too much pressure on the... Because she would have been lying on her tummy and he would have pushed down on some sort of... bit and then it's going. Like I have been going to the chiropractor since I was very young and I don't think I've ever

even close to of pooing my pants at the chiropractor. No, well I hope not. I think it's fairly common for people to maybe break wind when they get adjusted in certain positions. I think that happens.

I think that's totally fine. I think that would be pretty standard but like to follow through. Yeah. I think that happens in certain yoga positions as well. And I said to him, once again, I said that poor woman, and he said, yeah, I never saw her again. And I said, of course you didn't. She would never be able to face you ever again.

She would never be able to set foot in this place. Anybody who saw her and had knowledge of that interaction and that incident, you would just never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to make eye contact with those people ever again, right, Bree? Never again. I, the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me, which is nowhere near that at a chiropractor, they were adjusting my jaw and they put their hands in my mouth. Yes, they put the rubber glove on, don't they? Yes, they had the rubber gloves on

and they put their hand in my mouth to adjust my jaw. And I was chewing gum. And when he took his hand out, my gum just, like big gum pull from my mouth all the way to his hand. and I was so embarrassed. Yeah. You can go back after that, though. I don't feel like that's a...

Yeah, that's fine. I don't feel like that's a relationship ending incident, is it? No. No. But... Wees and poos. Yeah, I think you're on that level. Yeah.

Pooze definitely. Wees... What about... What about farts? A farts relationship ending? I think it depends on how... It depends on the fart. It depends on the fart, and it depends on the person.

You know, it depends how mortified you are. A fart, fart like this, fine. You know, you're good to come back. Like, you have a laugh about it. It's a cute little fart, whereas if you're like, I ain't going back.

No, I'm not going back up for that one. No, I'm not. If someone squeezed that noise out of me, I'm not going back. No, no. I'm never looking at that person in the eye again. No way, no. We want to know this afternoon, where is the place that you can never return to

and why? What did you do? What happened? What went down? And what is the reason that you can never face those people again? You can never show up to this place again. You can never date that person again.

Because it's too mortifying. It's too much to have to face again. Remember what happened to me at my favourite cafe? And I went up to pay. And they went, oh, sorry, the till's not working at the moment. I went, it's free then. And I was so mortified that I haven't been back to that. cafe. I was so embarrassed by myself. I was like, why did you do that? Why did you do that?

I was so, and now I haven't been able to go back since. Could have been worse. You could have shaked yourself. Yeah, true. And it's true. Dead end up Franklin. I was talking about my chiropractor before, who I saw today and he told me a story about, as he were adjusting me, he said when he adjusted a lady in the same way, he was adjusting me, that she weed herself. And I was like, oh, that's got to be the worst thing that could happen. And he said, no, no, the worst thing is this other person who I adjust. who number twoed themselves. Those poor women.

Yeah. Oh, no, no, absolutely. These things happen, you know. These things do happen. And I'm sure he was professional about it. I'm sure it's part of chiropractic school where they go, this could happen, and this is what you do. I'd love to be in the lesson for what they're teaching that day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do they have in their chiropractic cupboard? Do they keep a spare, I don't know, gown or something in case of emergency? Hair of pants. So someone can get out to their car. I don't know. I always keep a spare pair of pants in my car. Do you?

Yeah. Emergency pants. We've all got them. Yeah, yeah. Or is it just me? Wait, producers, do you have emergency pants in your car? No. Not emergency pants.

It's not a bad idea. Yeah, emergency pants is good. I think we all need emergency socks, undies, but I do have emergency shoes in the car. I feel like shoes is the least important. Yeah. Sox you can go sockless. No, what if it's raining, then your shoes get wet?

Well, who cares? What if you have a number two in your undies? I get that one, you need a spare undies. Yeah, but then you've got winkly totem. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. What are you going to do then? But priorities, I guess it's priorities. Yeah, as long as my shoes, as long as my feet are comfortable,

I don't care if I'm wearing pants or not. Oh, could this day get any worse. First, I shit myself. No, my socks are wet. You don't want wrinkly toes. No, you don't, Ellie. We asked you, what is the thing that happens that means you can never, ever return to that place? And can I say, I was not prepared for the messages that we have received, which are on a level of which we can't read 90% of these text messages out on the radio, Bree, especially at 3pm.

Most of them are not appropriate for 3pm, but just know we see you, we've read them, and we feel bad for you. Let's sift through the ones we can do. Someone said, it must be a thing, guys. My baby craps herself every time we go to the chiropractor. Yeah, but the baby goes prepared, don't they? The baby goes in a diaper. Yeah. Why is it more socially acceptable for babies to poo themselves in public?

Yeah, I've been asking myself that same question for a long time. You know, these are the answers I really need in my life. This text has come through. My father-in-law was conducting a job interview at Bunnings one time. In the interview, he sharted. He had to exit the interview and go clean up. He then returned to the interview in a cloth onesie. You know, the things the painters wear.

The room stunk and they made the poor young guy wait in there and they still didn't hire him. If I were him, I would have fled the country. But he stayed four more years. On what planet do you go back into the interview? You never go back. In what situation? Was the person who sharted?

Was that the person who? was being interviewed or they were doing the interview. They were conducting the interview. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You say to that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You say to that person that you're interviewing, you go, hey, congratulations. A new position has just opened. It's mine.

You are now the manager of this store. I can never, like we said, I can never return to this place ever again. Yeah. If that poor kid messed out on that job because the interviewer sharted, that, that's rough, you know? Like that kid wouldn't even know. That kid would have been like, oh, obviously wasn't right for the job. We went to this really good Korean barbecue restaurant.

Our good friend who invited us to eat there, bought along his weirdo sister. She made a massive scene and threw an adult tantrum. She started throwing food. We have not gone back. Even though we helped to clean it up and they said they totally understood, it's just too shameful. We can't eat there anymore. Yeah, I get that.

Throwing food. Who throws food at a restaurant or in general? I don't think I've ever seen that unless it's in a movie. Claudia, can you pre-read the Brazilian one and tell me if that's readable? I feel like it's not going to be. What about this one? I can never go back to my sister's friend's house because I exploded poo up her toilet wall, not my proudest moment.

You don't try and clean that, you clean it. This topic was my idea and now I'm regretting it. Claudia's giving thumbs up to the Brazilian one. give you a thumbs up to that. It's okay. It's funny, yeah. All right, I'm going in. I was getting a Brazilian during the summer months.

There was a big blowfly buzzing around the room. The beauty therapist gave it a spray, and it slowly started getting sleepy and slow. Next minute, she's put some fresh wax on, and the fly plops right into it. It's not quite dead, though, so it starts buzzing away. I'm screaming. She's screaming.

She can't stop laughing while I'm screaming. get it the feck of me it was mortifying and I never went back again yeah you're blowfire Brazilian girl you can't go back but I mean that's not your fault you know at least you can take solace in that

no but it's not your fault no it's not your fault but every time you go back there the lady would be like remember when you go yeah of course I remember yeah you just find a new place don't you blowfire Brazilian girl all right thanks guys that was interesting.

And lightning. Yeah, wasn't it? Time to head to L.A. and get the T with Dean McCarthy. The T. Live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, I am

absolutely fizzing for this reboot, which iconic show from the 2000s is coming back. Oh my God, it's one tree hill. Okay, let me give you the T. So Sophia Bush, one of the stars, has said, now fans, be patient.

We are working on a reboot for the iconic TV show. Here's what she said. We have done such great work. It's been really incredible to see every single person in our cast. Get excited on a phone call. They had a big phone call. A one three-hill group. Can you imagine tapping into that, Bree?

We should have tapped the call. We should have. Oh, mate. I would give anything to be a fly on the wall for that phone call. So I basically have all the information, but none of the information. I can tell you it's in the work. They've all regrouped. There's a script, but I can't tell you when, where or how.

So it's half a story I have for you today, but a lot of excitement. Who's the most famous alum from One Tree Hill? Is it Chad Michael Murray, Bree? Yeah, Chad Michael Murray and probably Sophia Bush that Dean just mentioned. Probably those two. Yeah, right. Crazy that we got a One Tree Hill reboot before Auckland got a tree back on One Tree Hill, you know? No.

Why have they never planted another tree on One Tree Hill? It's hugely controversial, I think. Were you a one tree hill fan, Dean? I've got to be really honest with you guys. It missed me this show. But I didn't watch Gilmore Girls either, so. Missed me as well. Big fan of Chad Michael Murray.

Interviewed him not that long ago. Good looking dude. Good looking dude. He can come, him and I can hang out on a tree on a hill under a tree. Breeze mortified that neither of us have seen one tree hill. I know lots of people have. I know it's huge, Bree. It's massive.

Has producer Claudia, did she watch it? Claudia, I'm going to show yourself in the footy. Oh, not you either, Claudia. It's missed me too. Sorry, Bree. What? Hold on, dare I ask. Producer Ella, have you seen it? Yep.

Whatever. What's it about, Ella? Trees. Well, there you go. That is the T on the One Tree Hill reboot. 22 years after it, debuted. Z&M's Breed and Clint

podcast. We want to know the thing the thieves stole that was of no use to the thieves. It was of no use to anyone except you. Last year the Highlanders

rugby team got robbed and the robbers stole their mouth guards. Which kind of seems like a personal attack. That kind of just seems like you hate the Highlanders, that one, doesn't it? It does seem like

you're trying to sabotage that rugby team and that's the whole point. Yeah, it sounds like your team got beat badly by the Highlanders and you're like, I know what we'll show them,

I'll steal their bloody mouth guards. And what's next, Clint, their jock straps? So we asked, what is the thing that someone stole that was completely useless to them? It was your personal item was only worth something to you. Someone texted and said, one time thieves broke into my house and stole my Satisfire pro, which was used.

What? That's yuck. That's not odd. I mean, they are pretty expensive, though. And you can use it. It's not like a mouthguard wearing. It only fits your bits, isn't it? One size fits all?

Yeah, yeah. I don't mean ethically. I mean technically, you can use it, can't you? But again, I repeat, just in case it didn't come through the first time. Ew. Yuck. Yuck. Someone else texted and said a very long time ago,

my car was broken into, and they stole all of my CDs. I told you it was a long time ago. Sucks for them, though, because 90% of them were burnt CDs. Ha ha. You know this happened to me. When I was a high school DJ, I downloaded my entire catalogue off Napster. This is how old I am.

And I burnt it all onto CDs. And then the CD wallet that I ran my entire DJ business out of was in my car because I used to listen to those CDs in my car. And then they broke into my car and stole my CDs. My burnt CDs. You know what this sounds like. It sounds like a fellow DJ was trying to sabotage you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the 2000s equivalent of going to another DJ's gig and shazamming his whole set. They're like, damn, love those songs Clint's playing. I might literally steal them out of his car. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm a cop. We caught two burglars about half an hour

after they broke into a storage container at a construction company. They stole a whole bunch of power tools. All of the power tools had tags on them saying not worth repairing. They stole broken tools that the company was getting rid of and they still went.

down for it. See, that's karma. That is karma coming back to get you big time. What about this? Someone stole my door locked by car. No key, just the locks. The car didn't even go as the engine was blown up. So they were out just to get some fresh locks for a car.

But not the key to the lock. Yeah, that's weird. That sounds very specific. I once got robbed and they stole my car keys, but not my car. They did steal another better car from the property, though. They just cost me lots of money to replace the keys to my car for no reason. I would have rather they took the whole car. Yeah, you would.

That's a real D-bag move. You've already got the better car, but leave me the crappy keys to the crappy car. It's just an inconvenient thing to be stolen, you know? My 70-year-old uncle had his house broken into, and the thieves stole the urn that had his wife's accent. in it. He thought it was a hoot. Far out. Yeah, okay, good.

Someone said, it wasn't me, but my blind friend at school had her braille type of computer stolen. Nah, that is low. That's up there with those thieves who stole your granddad's war medals. Yeah, it's on the same level for sure. The police raided my house, and they took the cords for my computer speakers, but not the speakers. Why did the police raid your house?

That's the bit we're brushing over there. Why did you get raided by the cops? It's a great point. And if you could text us back knowing what that was, we would love to know. One of my classmates kept stealing my blue pens, but I just kept bringing more to school until she finally gave up.

I love the idea that you overwhelmed this thief with the amount of blue pens that you had that they eventually quit stealing altogether? I mean, blue pens are the ones that you don't want to get stolen. Like a red pen, take my red pen. Like, when are you ever going to really need a red pen? Unless you're a teacher marking, like, exams and stuff. What's the hierarchy of pins?

Your options are red, green, blue and black. What's top tier? Blue. I feel like blue is top tier. Blue's top tier. Black? Then black. then red

then red then green why green it's like a nothing pin why do we get green was it for making I don't know yeah what about those pens you remember those pens

that had all the colours on them and you could just select the colour that's what I mean why is green on there how did green make the cut I might have mentioned this in the past but my mum got the house broken into when my brother was just a baby

and the only thing they took was a bottle of milk and a photo of her breastfeeding that was on the fridge that That seems like a crime committed by someone known to her. With a very niche fetish. No, but also it's so personal.

Like that's a family member, unfortunately, I feel like. Someone wanted a bottle of you. A family member that needs to not be invited to Christmas this year. My friends lived in an all-boys flat in Hillcrest in Hamilton. Thieves stole a few valuables, but also lion-brown beers from the fridge. See, that would piss you off. That would piss you off if they stole the beers out of your fridge because that's personal.

And of course, because you'd be stressed and you're like, oh, I'm just going to have a beer. And then you go to the fridge and you're like, oh, they've taken those as well. Teacher here, we use green pens for remarking. Oh, okay. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, but what about all the people that aren't teachers?

Yeah, what about us? Like I want, yeah, I want someone to text in. What are you using a green pen for, but you can't be a teacher? I remember green being used at primary. primary school for marking tests if we got the answer correct. Yes, we've got that one. We know about that one.

Teacher here. Green pens for marking. The green pen is the scorers in a softball game. They use a green pen. They use all different colors. Again, very specific. Why do we all have to have green so that the softball

scorers can have green? Yeah, I think we take a stand. Let's go to Parliament with this. Yeah, yeah. They don't have enough on. Yeah. The ZDM Podcast Network. Uh-oh, Bree.

What? We've angered the green pen community. Oh, no. We ranked the hierarchy. I miss a last thing we need. We ranked the hierarchy of pens. You and I agreed it went blue, then black, then red, then green, way down at the bottom. And we both said, why green?

Why? Who uses green? And boy, have people come through to let us know. I'm a structural draftsman, and I use green pens for markups. Engineers use blue. draftsmen use green. Pharmacists use green pen to annotate scripts and charts so that it is different to the doctors. Green pens are used in pharmacies.

I work in a sock factory. In our area, uses green pen, different colors for different departments. I mean, what are we noticing? The correlation between all these, they're not real jobs, you know? Some ICU nurses use green. pens.

Yeah, look, I feel like I'm just trying to back up our claims, but it's definitely got a lot of holes in our argument, I think. Someone said, who is forcing you, Brea and Clint, to buy green pens? No, no one's forcing us. We're just saying when you got that Bick four-color pen, how to green make it on there? I feel like, of all those pens that would have been thrown out over time, I reckon the blue would have been empty, because if you run out of blue, you go to black. There'd definitely be still some red in it.

and there would be 98% of the green left inside the green part of that pen. Show me one of those pens where the green runs out first. I don't think it exists. Someone else texted and said, guys, green was for drawing weed at high school. Oh, that's a great point.

That is a great point. It's a great point. All right, well, we stand corrected green pen community. Sorry. We're going to play, let's get classical next. It's you and I, Bree, against our producer Ella at guessing pop songs

done in classical style. I feel like we're at a slight disadvantage this week because you're in Australia and there's a little bit of a delay, you know? Did you see her just then when you said we're at a slight disadvantage and then Ella literally flicked her hair over the back of her shoulder like, yeah,

I'm here this week, ready to play. But then we're at an advantage because there's two of us. Yeah, but I could also mute Bree, so it is just us too. Well, I could mute you. Oh, shit. Ah, cat got me tongue.

Okay, let's play this game next. And Ella will mute Bree and I'll mute Ella, so it'll just be me. So bear that in mind as you submit your vote. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint's Let's Get Classical. This is Let's Get Classical. We're you and I, Bree, take on our producer Ella. It's a race.

to guess pop songs redone in classical style. I've eaten a carrot. I'm ready to go. She's currently eating a carrot. Carrot's good for vision, not hearing, isn't it? Yeah, it gives me good powers. Does it? Vegan powers.

Yep. That makes no sense whatsoever. Again, we would love to see how powerful you could be with like a normal level of iron in your bloodstream, but carrot it is. Okay. She could be a power. I'll lift her maybe. We don't know.

We have no idea. I could be at the Olympics. She could be a foot taller. We just don't know. She's so malnourished from her vegan diet. Oh, shut up. My husband is a chef. Not actually, but like, he is.

Not professionally. You're really bad at Smack Talk. I'm not even, I don't know what do we do? Well, my husband is not actually a chef. So there. Claudia, let's get into this game. Okay, let's get into it. You guys know the rules, but for people playing along at home,

the way it works is these are pop songs that I've reimagined in a classical style. These guys are guessing what they are, and I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. Very good. Buzz in with your names if you know it. First team to two points wins. Here's your first one.

The theme song. What's it called? Best of both worlds. Yeah, I'll give it to you. It's a anniversary today, isn't it? That one hurt me a lot. Yeah, that was for you, Brie. Could you hear it at Albury?

No. Oh, no. But that's okay. We press off. Can you hear it now? Not yet. I can hear the music now, yes. No, but can you hear the song in it?

Nah, no. Either way, that is one point to Ella. Here is another song. Yes, if you've got this, that'd be very impressive. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo. Yes. Carrot power. Maybe we need to look into that vegan diet clip.

Yeah, get Ryan to make some dinners for you. It's not a real chef, though. I knew I shouldn't have given her my banana from my lunch. books today. Like an actual banana. Yes, Ella, like an actual banana. Jesus Christ. Molly, you've won three KFC. Congratulations. Welcome. Jesus, Ella.

You said banana. Next on the show, I have been acing the women's test. Two days in a row now. Only one question wrong in level one. One question wrong in level two. Today, Bree, you're going to take me to expert level, level three in the women test. Yeah, I think, you know, the first time is a fluke. Second time is, what would you say?

What do they say? Second time. Could be a coincidence. Could be a coincidence. Third time, we'll seal the deal and we'll know for sure how much you really know about women. A ZM's Breinclint podcast. Past however many days, Clint, we have been putting you to the test to see how much. much you really know about women.

Mm-hmm. And you've done really well. I have done really well. Thank you. There has been, there has been, you know, claims that you might be cheating and we can assure you that he's not. You can all vouch for the fact I haven't been cheating, can't you? I haven't seen the questions beforehand.

I'm not looking at my computer. There's nothing. I mean, we don't know the research you're doing in your own time or the questions you're asking your wife to prep you for these quizzes. But hey, that's all about... That wouldn't be cheating, would it? They wouldn't be cheating. They would just be doing my due diligence.

Yes, I agree. But we want to do one more test. This is level three of the women should only know these answers to these questions. Are you up for it? I'm so up for it. Yeah, I'm so ready for this. Well, let's rip straight into it. Here comes question number one.

How many tampons would a woman use during what's considered a regular period? Oh, these are harder. I told you they would be harder. Can I consult my calculator? Yes, you can. I'm going to go 25. I'm going to say the answer I have is 15, so I'm going to say no. I mean, it would depend on the woman to woman.

Woman to woman, yeah, yeah. Here's a follow-up question. What is the average amount of days a woman is on her period? Five. I'll give you that. Five to seven. Yep. So you're one from two.

Not a bad start. Question number two. What is a cut crease eye shadow and why is it used? A cut crease eye shadow is used to give the illusion of deeper set eyes. So it looks like your brows protrude further over your eyes. I don't know why you'd want that. God, you're so close, but I can't give it to you. It's used to make your eyes look bigger and more dramatic.

So you weren't far off. You weren't far off. Question number three. What finger do you use to apply eye cream? Oh, I know that one. Your ring finger. That is correct. Because?

Because the skin around your eyes is the most delicate skin, and that is the finger that will apply the leaf. amount of pressure. Correct. Well done. Can I have two points? No, you get one. Damn it. Question number four. What are pasties?

The things you put over your nipples to stop them from poking out through your dress. I'll give you that one. So how many, you've got one, two, three. Three. Three from five. Three from five, yeah. Pretty good, pretty good so far. Question number five, what does hyluronic acid do?

Hylaronic acid is used to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and plump the skin and rejuvenate skin cells. You can't just say every answer and then hope one of them is right. It's to hydrate plump and firm skin, but I'm going to give you half a point. No, you've got to give me the point because why would you plump skin to reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles? Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Fine, but I'm not happy about it.

Question number six. What is, oh no, I've changed this one. I like this question more. What are the four types of heels that a woman might wear? Stiletto, kitten, wedge, and... You've got one more. Square. Square?

No, it's not square, is it? Kitten. What do you mean? I need more information on square. No, I don't have it. No. You know, I'm going to be nice and give it to you because it's a block heel.

I'll take it. You know, I'll take it. Yep. Okay. One last question. Why would we use different types of colours for concealers for different skin tones

Clint yes that's incorrect unfortunately oh goddam I think about Clint you are a genius when it comes to women you know more about women than us women what was the answer

so the answer is you use like a green concealer to cover like redness, so like pimples or like red marks. And then you use like a purple concealer to like for dull or yellow tones in your skin. And then like a peach one to cancel out like dark circles. What did I say? You were mean you were meaning skin tone. I said skin tone.

I said for different types of skin tone. Is that what you meant? Is that what I said? Claudia. Is that what you meant? Can I defer to the referee who is also a woman? So there's no bias here. Claudia.

It's what you said. But it is not what you. You meant like really pale skin and dark skin. Yeah, that is what I meant. Mate, you did pretty bloody well. Take what you can get. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Round of applause for me, everybody. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks. Why did I have to start that? Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Clint, did you ever watch that show called Jury Duty?

No. And it was essentially a show where everyone on the show is an actor. and there's one person on the show that isn't an actor and thinks it's real life. They think they're doing a real jury-duty show, TV show, right? No, they think they're actually a jury-duty. Oh, they don't know they're being filmed? No.

Oh. Or I think they say that they're filming for some other reason or whatever, but they don't realize it's a TV show about them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like the Truman Show. Yeah, pretty much. It's pretty wild. the show did super well

and they've just released season two but obviously it can't be exactly the same because the show was quite popular so they've done a different version of the show where essentially all these people go on this work retreat I think it's called company retreat this season but it's the same concept, same format, same idea where everyone is an actor on the show

apart from this one guy and they're messing with that one person Yeah, essentially. It's just come out on Amazon Prime. You can watch it. And there was one particular clip. And look, I realize that this woman is an actor. She is not real.

But there's one particular scene where the guy who is a real person is listening to her talk about a fake relationship. And it is awkward as hell. Sorry, I've grabbed. Sorry, I've grabbed the piece of audio where she talks about how her relationship hasn't gone well and her girlfriend's broken up with her. Take a listen.

My girlfriend dumped me because she said she didn't feel that I had any emotion when I told her I loved her. Well, how do you say it? I love you. Oh, well, you could put a little more passion in it. I love you. That's better. That was good.

It was just louder. I just think I'll probably die alone. It was just louder. The guy that's the real person is literally sitting there listening to it. It's so funny. So he wasn't any of the people that talked in that. He was just sort of observing. He was, yeah, just observing in the background.

But you can see on his face where he's like, what the hell is going on here? But it made me think of all the awkward situations that people would have been in where someone has said, I love you, and hasn't really gone to plan or how they pictured it going. Like a drunk, I love you, and then they don't remember saying it the next day. That would be unfortunate. That's bad. Yeah. Have you done that before?

Nah. No, I haven't. I don't believe you at all. No. See, I'm acting. It's good. Have you been in a situation where you've said, I love you to someone and they haven't said it back?

No, I've not. That'd be very, I know that's probably quite common, but I'm grateful for the fact that I've not been in that situation. Have you? No, I haven't. But I have been in the situation. This is going to make me sound like an awful person. I have been, oh, this is awful, where someone has told me that they loved me.

Oh, you didn't say it back. No, I said it back, but it was a lie. Ah. Ah, I feel like that's less awkward. I didn't want to hurt their feelings, but then I know that's not, oh, God, it was awful. Like, and I still feel guilty about it.

Well, where did you go from there? Because then they would be like, great, we are in love. Well, we ended up dating for a while longer and then eventually, oh, it didn't work out. Oh, God, you coward. I know, I'm such a coward. They would have continued to say it. They would have each night, each night before they went to sleep, they would have been like, all right, love you. And you would have gone, love you do.

Love you too. Love you do. And I still feel guilty about it But I don't know I just didn't want to hurt their feeling That's awful It's very relatable But it's also weird

Like Yeah What about the producers Have they been in these situations before Where it's an awkward I love you situation I'm lucky to not have been in that situation Yeah

Like I only would say it if I meant it But you haven't had an awkward I love you You haven't like had a Someone who came in way too hot Way too early and they're like, I think I love you. No.

I'm open to it. I think Ella's married the first person that she, that ever said, I love you to her. Actually, facts. Yeah, right? But I did have a first kiss I dodged and gave them a honny.

That was awkward. I didn't want it. You swerved the kiss and went for a hongy instead. Oh, that's just... Holy shit, that makes my butt tight with awkwardness. They were hit his guitar and his lap.

Oh, yuck. Yeah. Not good. On what planet? Would he have been going for a hongy? Well, no, I just didn't want to kiss him. I was texting my mom. Pick me up.

Pick me up, mom. I'm scared. Random men are trying to kiss me. I mean to put your finger on their lips and go, no, no, no. That's for marriage. Not yet. That's for marriage. I feel like that would have been better than a hongy.

Probably. So no I love you's there We want to know your awkward I love you stories Your worst I love you stories Either it could have been It could have been unrequited Like you were suggesting

Or it could have just been the way That they did it And you were like You know what I might actually love you But this is not how I want to know about it This is not how I want to find out about it Yeah

Maybe they got injured As they were saying it I don't know Who knows what could happen In these situations Maybe they said it And then they fell off a cliff Oh

No Yeah, that would be the worst I love you. You know what would be real bad if they said it and then talk it back. Oh, that's terrible. On the same night. On the same night? On the same night, yeah. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

You're awkward, I love you stories. Emma has called through. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hit us with it. Emma, we're ready. So this is my first boyfriend.

So, if I say boyfriend really loosely. I was probably like 15 at the time and he posted a photo to Facebook of him holding a sign with neon pink highlighter saying I love you Emma Oh yuck Please tell me you feel the same

Please tell me you felt the same I did not feel the same Nah Nah Nah So make it work and break up with me over text message He broke up with you?

He broke up with me. I obviously didn't invite him to my 16th birthday, but he was also friends with my best friend, so I saw him a week later at first 16th birthday. Oh, that post just makes me so uncomfortable because of all the other people that would have seen that. Is that like the modern-day version of, like, getting up on a table in the cafeteria and announcing you love someone?

That's like the modern-day version of that, isn't it? But worse, because it's on the internet forever. We asked for your awkward I Love You Stories. Someone said, my now husband didn't say I love you when I said it to him the first time, but he said it on Christmas Day as a gift. What the hell? But they are married now, so. What the hell, though?

I need to know, I need a follow-up question on that. Was that the only gift he got you for Christmas? He withheld his first I love you as your Christmas. present? If that's the only gift that he got you for Christmas, oh, nah. Not cool, man. Instead of I love you, I said thank you more than once. So awkward. I love you. Oh, thank you. Thanks. Someone said, one time I said, I love you, Josh. The guy's name was Peyton. Oh, this is a good one. Parents will relate to this. Me, every day to my three sons. I love you. them silence.

That's normal. Don't worry. I told my four-year-old the other day that I loved her more than all the stars and all the sky and all the sand on all the beaches. And she said to me, I love Fiji. I mean, who doesn't love Fiji?

Who doesn't love Fiji? But it's not what I was getting. Very relatable. Someone said, he said, I love you. I laughed and then was like, love you and punched him in the arm like it was a joke. Oh, like you're bros. Oh.

That's so good. That's so good. I said I love you at the end of a phone call with a boyfriend and we definitely weren't at that stage. But it was just like a throwaway. Okay, see ya, I love you. And then I was like, oh, I don't mean it like that. Sorry.

And then he kind of just awkwardly laughed and hung up. Anyway, he's my husband now. That is wild to me. Like, how do you recover? Like, you must be destined to be together. Someone said, my fiancé said he loved me, then took it back. He said it again a few months later. when he meant it. We get married on Saturday.

Oh, there you go. That's a good success story. That worked out. I don't know if this fits in with the segment, but I was once told I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you after two years of dating and then I got dumped three days later and he blocked me on everything. What?

Do you reckon he got scared because he actually did love them and then was like, oh my God, I'm too vulnerable. I need to break up with him to protect myself. Or is it like you when the person said, I love you and you're like, I love you too and they didn't. It could be that as well.

It could be that as well. Someone else texted her and said, I had a friend say, I think I love you. And I said, no, you don't. I don't easily anger, but it really annoyed me. It ended the friendship. Oh. Oh, that's sad.

I work as a GP and we answer phones day in, day out. I just got off the phone with a coroner about a deceased patient. At the end of the phone call, instead of saying, I'll get on to that for you, I said, I'll get on to you. I was so worried about saying the right thing in my next phone call, I overthought it. And instead of saying, lovely, thank you, I said, I love you, thank you. He was a very elderly man and was absolutely stoked. But honestly, I wanted the floor to swallow me up right then and there. Well, you made his day, you know.

Probably made the coroner's day too, to be honest. Yeah, exactly. take their mind off, you know, other things. Someone said, I said the wrong name. I was 16 and he said, I love you. And I said, I love you too. But I said my ex-boyfriend's name, who was also his friend. Not ideal.

Work Christmas dinner got really drunk with my good workmate. After we were sitting on the beach, he decided to confess his love. But I could tell it was, but I could tell that it was coming. and I ran off instead of dealing with it. I love you. Good. Run away. Good decision.

You just run for your life. So when I said three weeks into dating my partner, I almost said, I love you. When I told him a week later, we had been together a month, he told me he loved me too. Well, there you go. That's a success story. I got, I love you, and I said,

oh, you too. Oh, no. Oh, no. I once replied This is my story This is a genuine story I once replied to a girl My girlfriend

When we were doing long distance And she was not coping with it well And she said I love you And I replied with ditto And that didn't go down well That is not good That is like one of the worst things you can say Yeah

We broke up Like a few days later What? I'm shocked It didn't work out Thanks for your awkward stories. We want to do your birthday bangers. Next, nothing awkward about that.

It is Branclint. All I want to my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure them out and then we'll play our favourite. Maria's up first. Hi Maria. Hi Maria.

How are you doing? Good. How are you, Maria? I'm good. Thank you. I've had a good day. Oh, good to hear. Hey, mate, what's your day to birth?

May 22nd, 1982. All right, Maria. That means you were 16 in 1998. And on the 22nd of May 98, this was number one. Banger. Banger! Banger, so good. It's top tier.

Oh, you're still going to ask for a better one. Just yesterday, Bree busted out her homemade Shania Twain outfit from when she was an 8-year-olds. and the hopes that maybe my daughters would fit it, Maria. She's going to bring it back from Australia for us. Oh, absolute gold. Full leopard print Shania Twain outfit. Yeah, the don't impress me much outfit. I've got it in full.

Your kids are going to look so good. Charlotte's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how you going? Good mate. How's your day been? Oh, it's so good now. I'm a long-time listener for a storm caller.

Yeah, you are. Go, Charlotte. Go, Charlotte. Good to have you on. Charlotte. What's your date of birth? 29th of October 1985. All right. That means Charlotte, you were 16 in 2001

and we figured it out and here's your birthday baggins. Oh, yes. Oh, whoa. Back it up, back it up. Yes, that's my inner gangster. This is already a hard battle to pick. Shania Twain, Mary J. Blige. Wait there, Charlotte. We'll see if it get harder with Melissa.

Kura Melissa. Hi Melissa. Hello. Hello. I'm also a first-time caller. Are you really? Wait. I mean, Melissa.

I know. I love this show. I just listen. I'm too shy. God, the only thing that could make this better would be if you've read Bree's book. Yeah. Maybe. Have you?

No. Oh. Sorry. I'm sorry. So close. So close. We got, Charlotte. Ask Charlotte.

Oh, yeah. Hang on, stay here, Melissa. Charlotte, have you read Bree's book? Oh, front of back, yeah. Have you actually? It's such a good book. Have you read it? No, but I've eaten your chips.

Oh, we don't have one for the chips. Maria Mail. Maria, you're our last chance. Have you read Bree's book? Oh, I'm so sorry, but big fan of the chip. Oh. This is worth a shot. Gloria, can we get Big Chip Eater made up, please, for situations like this?

Yeah, we need a. I'm Melissa, we haven't even done your birthday beggar yet. What is that? Sorry. I'm the 1st of November, 1987. Okay. All right, Melissa, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on that day, this was at the top.

How many do you know, go like this? Oh! Crusader. God, it's a three-fuss. Any one of those songs could be our winner today. Anybody. Subscribe to you, so give it up. This is a hard one to choose from.

I don't know. It depends on your mood. Yeah, totally. They're three different moods completely. I'm voting for Scribe. I think I've got to go Shania. Really? Yeah, I think so.

Claudia, up to the plate. We haven't had to defer to you in a while, but you need to do your duty today. You can choose them all three. You can also choose Mary J. Blige. Yeah, Mary J. Blige was sticking out to me, but as soon as Scribe came on and the whole room lit up, it feels right.

It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Melissa, you've just won birthday banger. Well done. Oh, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. That's so cool. Here it is.

From the year 2003, it's a birthday banger on Z-M with Brian and Clint. ZD.N's Brian Clint. Uh-uh, uh-uh, I don't know anybody. How many dudes you know? The winner of birthday banger today. For Melissa. From the year 2003, Scribes, not. Many, the remix.

Rock this show like this. Check it out. I only just missed out on being an unofficial national anthem, too. I think it made it through to the quarterfinals. Yeah. Yeah, with the quarters. Tune. ZADM's Bree and Clint podcast.

It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, Bree, we go looking for a name in a haystack. A little bit out of sync today because Bree's in Australia, but that's okay, isn't it? Bree, it's okay. That's okay. It doesn't affect this game in any way because it is the hardest game in radio where we go looking for the name in the haystack. We get a random business, random name and if they answer today, they'll win how much, Clint? $3,100 cash. Crazy money. Holy doly. That's like four or five tanks of gas at the current prices. So, Claudia, what will you be choosing today? I believe you're on the name. Yeah, I get the nice You're back to the name.

You're back to the name. Yeah. Well, you say easy. Ella always makes it seem hard. Hey. Okay, what's the name? I think Sharon. Sharon.

I think she's top of mind because we talked to Sharon Casey last week. Yeah, she's on the roast. Yeah. So Sharon, okay. Well, we could call Sharon at her place of work. True, we know where she works. That makes it easy, but no, we'll play by the rules. Okay.

Well, where are we going to call today, Ella? Because you guys are getting roasted I thought we'd call a barbecue shop So I've gone for barbecue central Webber store In Auckland I love it I love it Okay

Call me A stereotype but I feel like we're going to get a man At the barbecue shop Can you get a man named Sharon Oh Yeah Yeah quite a common man's name these days It's 2026

To be fair If a woman works at the barbecue shop I feel like there's a good chance Her name is Sharon So yeah I'm fine with it I agree I agree

What was the name of the barbecue shop again? The Barbecue Central Webber store. Okay. Claudia, please connect us to the Barbecue Central Webber store, where if Sharon answers the phone today, she'll win $3,100. Everybody cross everything that you've got for us.

Oh, don't cross that. I'm crossed. I'm fully crossed. Come on, Sharon. Good afternoon, Weber Store speaking with Jed. Oh, hi, Jed. How you going? It's Bree and Clinton.

here calling from ZDM. Hi, Jed. How's it going? Yeah, we're well. How are you? Yeah, good, good. We played this silly old game on our show, Jed, called Name and a Haystack, and we call a random business hoping that someone with a specific name answers the phone.

And today, yeah, today if Sharon had answered the phone at your business, she would have won $3,100, Jed. What a shame. Is there a Sharon that works there? There is not, I'm afraid. Are there any women that work there? Yes, Wendy. Wendy.

Wendy! Oh, Wendy! Wendy! We were trying to think of what the name of a woman who would work at the barbecue shop would be. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. I feel like Wendy is on par with Sharon. We were just slightly off.

Bree and I have both got Webbers. We're big Weber fans anyway, so nice to talk to you. Nice. Good on you. Any good deals on there at the moment, Jed? Yeah, Easter promotions have just started. So a lot of travel barbecues. you can find 15% off as well as some accessories.

Oh, bloody good. Oh, how bloody good. You've hit your KPI. Thanks, mate. No worries. Thanks, Jen. All right, see ya. Wendy Brie.

Wendy. Wendy Cordia. It was in the same realm. It's like the same name. Yes, it is. Same same but different. Sharon and Wendy are sisters. Yeah.

Yeah, it's got the same energy. We were just not there. Oh, well, we'll try again next week. The bot keeps growing. We're still unsuccessful. We'll play for 3,150. The ZDM Podcast Network. The roast of Bree and Clint is on.

The tickets are all on sale right now. They're selling like hot cakes. It's at the Q Theatre on the 8th of May, Bree. Yes, this is all going down. You can get your tickets right now from comedy festival.com.n.z. One of the most important elements of a comedy roast is the host. They are the gravy that ties all the other roast elements together. So we have taken the selection of our gravy very seriously, haven't we?

Yes, we've gone with the person that we most think is like gravy. Yes. And that person is, Reese Matthewson. Or as we like to say, human gravy. Yeah, a little bit savoury, but goes down smooth. Goes down smooth. Don't let him get cold or he'll get gluggy. Have you ever been a part of a comedy roast before Reese Matthewsson?

Because we haven't. We've just watched them on TV. No, I haven't actually. There hasn't been a lot of New Zealand roast. I don't think it's a huge part of our culture because we're normally too polite. Yes. I feel like the New Zealand thing is to be very nice to people's face

and talk shit about them behind their back. Yes. Yeah, I would agree with that. I would agree too. We had a taste of what a roast might feel like the other day from Haley Sproul, who like yourself, is a professional comedian. And it was more brutal than I was expecting. Do you think that Brie and I really know what we're in for

by putting ourselves forward for this roast? Oh, absolutely not. You've made a huge error. Yeah. Big mistake. Of course you have. I saw that clip and Haley, I thought was going pretty light. I thought she was going easy.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Well, we know what we're in for then when it comes to you, Reese. Well, that's what I wanted to know. You're the host. Are you also going to roast us or are you technically on? our side. No, I'm there to roast you, I'm there to roast everyone.

Not just you guys, but also the other roasters. Wow. Because the thing was what Haley did. That was, you know, she'd had, what, a couple of days to think of some. You've given a bunch of professional comedians months to research and delved into your

lives and find the things that are really, you don't want set on a public stage. Oh my God, I've got so many Instagram posts to hide. I just think your Instagram in general, you should hide. I need to disable my Instagram. Urgently, Rhys.

Well, I'm so looking forward to it, go. And where is it again? It's at the Q Theatre. A lot of tickets to move. Yes, a lot of tickets. 400 tickets, to be precise. So far, we've nearly sold 50% this morning. Really?

Yes. Wow, okay. Not bad. Reese, looking at the line-up, so far we've confirmed you, Angela Dravid, James Mustapick, Sharon Casey, Liv McKenzie. Who do you think is going to be the most savage? Is it like a sleeper in there that we're not aware of?

Or is it obvious who's going to be the worst? James must have to pick hands down. Everyone keeps saying that. He is a cold-blooded killer. He will go for the throat and he does not give a damn. Reese, I wanted to know from you, because you're roasting the other roasters as well. Is there anyone you want us to put on the bill so you can take your shot of Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, any personal vendettas.

Yeah. Oh, let me have a think. Do you want us to put Eli Matthewson on there so that you can have a go at him for having a... The Matthewsons go head to head. Yeah. So that you can clear out that confusion. Finally, we'll see who reigns supreme. No, I don't mind who's up there.

I'm finally excited to tell all my friends what I really think about them. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait. Well, Reese, you're the man for the job, and we're so excited. you are the host of the roast of Brie and Clint. With the most. The host of the roast. With the most.

It's time to boast. It's time to boast. I'll get a spray tan so I don't look like a ghost. After the coast to coast. We'll stop now. Don't use any of this in the roast. Don't use any of this to bully us. Are we giving you enough material?

Don't you dare use this against us, Rhysm, Matthewson. What in the Susie Cato was that right? All right. It's time to say, see you, see you later, to Reese Matthews. That's our host, everybody. You can get tickets to be at the roast of Brian Clinton on the 8th of May at the Q Theatre right now from comedy festival.com. com. See you there, Reese.

See you there, Reese. See you guys. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.