ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th May 2021

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

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Hi everybody, Bree and Clint coming in hot off the back of the show for a podcast intro where Bree just said something horrifically Sorry, show started Offensive to me What did I say? We're looking at a picture of Ryan Gosling from 20 years ago? Yeah, I want to say 20 years ago He's not as hot as he is now

He's had a glow up He had, no, yeah And I said to Bree, um, that's me, that's gonna be me I'm currently, I'm pre-glow up. I'm currently pre-glow up. No, you've already had your glow up. No, this can't be my glow up. I feel like I haven't had mine yet.

No, this can't be my glow up. This can't be as good as it gets. I think, is there something wrong with you now? Oh, thanks. No, there isn't. Thanks. I feel like you've already had. Hey, mate, I've seen a picture of you from the 2000s.

You've had your glow up. well actually yeah no offense but you definitely i'm mid glow up i'm mid glow up i'm currently mid glow yeah because like i said to you i'm gonna get ripped i am i said this to lucy the other day too because you know what the saddest thing is is that i think i am more likely to get ripped in the new that's that's the like reality we watched the um music video today for jerry halliwell's it's raining me god she ripped ripped to shit um ridiculous uh so that's not how a human body's meant to look no and it can't function like that for long like i said i reckon straight after that she would have gone and had a big blowout yeah and it's shit to put that on tv because then people go, oh, that's what I have to look like.

It's unrealistic. It's unrealistic. She would have trained. Which is why I campaigned to get Sunnybill out of the All Blacks. Which is why I, yeah, right. But that's why I choose to, you know. Keep it real. Keep it real.

Yeah, you're a hero. It's a lot easier. You're a garlic bread eating hero. It's a lot easier. Do you want to, this is a shit idea, but I'll just say it out loud. Do you want to have a ripped off and have a race to ripped? Because you have a race to ripped, so we decide what ripped is

and then we see who gets there first. Or we go, last show of the year, we're taking our clothes off and see who's the most ripped. I told you there were shit ideas. That's terrible. I told you there were shit ideas. I don't want to do either of those. Let's just see who can beat who in an arm wrestle. Oh, man.

Have you seen the stuff this week about Prince William's guns? And everyone's coughing over his guns? I was going to bring this to the show today. I thought it could be fun because obviously that's big news. Everyone's been like, you know, he's got such big guns. You and I could both pretend to do it. Yeah. And just like have that picture for us.

Well, two things. First of all, did you find his gun? Put those away. Did you find his? Yeah, put it away. You're intimidating me. Did you find it impressive? Because everyone's like, Kate, come get your man.

It kind of looks like my dad's. Like, first of all, I don't think it's that impressive. But then also. It's fine. It's just not as much hype as what I think it is. No, it's overhyped, right? Yeah. But then also, it's better than mine.

Oh, it's better than mine? Yeah. But then, I mean, hard to compare. You know, I thought having kids... Let me take on Kate. And a gun off? Yeah. I'd beat her at an arm wrestle.

I'm sure you would. She looks very frail. I'd take her down, then I'd go for Meghan Markle. I'd take that bitch down. Oh, you would beat her in an arm wrestle. I'm sure you would. Yeah. She looks very frail. I'd take her down, then I'd go for Meghan Markle. I'd take that bitch down. Oh, you would not take Meghan Markle down. She's been through some shit. And then I'd rip into Lizzie. Meghan Markle beats the royal family.

Do you reckon Meghan Markle would beat me? Yeah. In an arm wrestle? You'll beat Kate, and Kate will beat, and Meghan will beat you. Really? Okay. Well, arm wrestle. Oh, my God.

Imagine if one day we got to do that. Maybe not in an arm wrestle. I mean in like an out and out street brawl. Oh, absolutely. She would beat me. Yeah, okay, sweet got to do that. Maybe not in an arm wrestle. I mean in like an out-and-out street brawl. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, okay, sweet. I'd beat her in just a straight arm wrestle. She'd beat me in a knife fight. Yeah, a knife fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or in the octagon. Yeah, the octagon she'd own me. Yeah, she'd have strong legs, I reckon. You know, I thought having kids, I might get ripped from picking them up so much. No, but isn't it the opposite? Because you have like no time. You have even less time to work on yourself.

Oh, correct. You know? But I thought picking the kids up would act as like weights. Yeah, but you have to actively use them as weights. So you use Chewy as a bicep curl. I need to do a set with her. Yeah, just do a couple of sets each day. She'll hate that. Yeah, right. All curl. I need to do a set with her. Yeah. Yeah, just do a couple of sets each day. She'll hate that.

Yeah, right. All right. I'm sure she would. Yeah, anyway, ripped off 2022. Lock it in, Ben. Can you put it in the diary? We're going to, at the end of 2022. That sounds like my worst nightmare.

We're going to do a pinch test. You've just got to back yourself, I reckon. No, you know what? I actually am the complete opposite of that. I don't give a shit about that stuff. As long as I'm healthy, if my doctor says you need to get healthy, other than that, I don't. I wouldn't say being ripped.

Good for you, mate. I'm trying to get ripped. No, but it's such an unrealistic thing, you know? Yeah, I know, I know, I know. And I feel like I want to set a good example, so I probably should lose a few kilos if I want to set a good example, so I probably should lose a few kilos if I want to set a good example. No, you're not setting a good example right now.

No, that's what I mean. I think I'm a little bit overweight in terms of my health. You're not. This is what I'm talking about. You're not. You're a waiter. Yeah, you don't know me. She's definitely not. You're healthy, bro. You know, in terms of my health, I could lose a few kilos to set a good example for younger

People But I think I'm pretty realistic I think you're absolutely right People should be aspiring to be healthy I think I could gain a few kilos In my guns Don't call them your guns It sounds weird when you do it

What are they then? They're not guns They're just your arms I think they're your arms. Whoa, is that Art Green? See? See? See? Art Green. Don't do that. I'm just pumping up his tires. Art Green is unrealistic. That man looks like a postcard.

Yeah. Love you, Art, if you're listening. I love him to death. But in some people, you know, some people also just have naturally great genes. Like him. He's got great genes. But it's also his passion. Like, fitness is his passion. It's kind of. Some people also just have naturally great genes. Like him. He's got great genes. But it's also his passion. Like fitness is his passion. It's kind of his job, yeah.

Like you guys and radio. Yeah, it's kind of his job. Yeah, we're radio ripped. Like, yeah. Yeah, radio ripped. Yeah, like when I was in uni, I would have been like, whoa, Branklin. They're so cool. Their radio muscle is so big.

Yeah, they be flexing every day, three till seven. Do you guys remember that time where we were in Wellington and we were at the East Ab? I went up to this girl and I said, I like your hat. Let's arm wrestle for it. And she looked like a triathlete. She looked like she... She was short though.

Huh? She was quite short, wasn't she? No, she was my height. I remember her being tall. Taller than me. And she looked like a triathlete. And then we sat down for arm wrestle. It was the hat bin.

And who was it? One of you guys commentated. Yeah, I remember all of this. Yeah, and then there was this massive group of people that gathered around to watch this arm wrestle and I beat her. You guys came upstairs with a team each and it was all good. My arm nearly fell off afterwards. I will never arm wrestle.

One, because I don't have the guns at the moment. But two... Make yourself clear. No, no, no, no, no. The videos I've seen of people breaking their bones arm wrestling, it's such a shit sport because you're forcing your body to go away and your muscles go, okay, I won't release this.

And your bones go, I can't hold it anymore. It's a competition to see what's stronger, your muscles or your bones. I mean, I haven't seen many people break their arms in real life. Have you not? I've seen it on TV. Have you seen it on the footy show? It's terrible. It's horrible.

You know what's a sport that's worse? Have you seen that sport where they just slap each other? Yeah. They wind right up, eh? It bursts your eardrum. Oh, yeah, definitely wind right up, eh? It's... It bursts your eardrum. Oh. Oh, yeah, definitely. Now, that's a dumb sport in my opinion.

Should we do that? No way. Should we just slap off? You can do it. You and Ben can do it. You could use a fish instead. No, I've already tried that and it slipped out of my hands. I can't slap you, actually.

I can only slap Ben. But Anastasia... Why? Well, because... If I give you permission, it's consensual. True. Yeah. All right, do you give me permission?

No. Yeah, see? That's why I can't slap you. But I wouldn't want to slap you either. I's consensual. True. Yeah. All right, do you give me permission? No. So I can't slap you. But I wouldn't want to slap you either. I wouldn't want to slap anyone. No. I'd feel terrible. No, never.

Anastasia sounds so not convincing. Anastasia, Anastasia, Anastasia, you have to slap one of us. No, this is a good question. You have to slap one of us to save our lives. Who is it? Who are you going to slap? And you have to slap them hard, like the hardest you can slap. No, I can't answer that question. We're going to die.

We're going to die. Quick, you have to slap one of us. There's a gun pointed at all three of our heads. Realistically, you're the oldest, so you're going to be closest to, if that was ever happening, so I'd slap you. What? What? What? You're slapping me because I've got the least life left to live.

Is that what it is? Realistically, if hypothetically, we were talking about who's... No, if you don't slap someone... If you don't slap one of us, we all die. We all die. We all die. There's guns pointed at our heads. Yeah, I'll slap you, alright?

She was just trying to be nice. She just wants to slap you, mate. No, I don't want to slap him. And that's why I knew you were going to say there. You should have packaged up the compliment. You should have said, I'll slap Clint because he looks like he could take it. That's what you say. That's how you do it.

That's good. Or you know what she could have done? No, no. You're the oldest. It's like women and children look identical. I don't want to slap Ben because it's really awkward because we have to sit next to each other at work all day. Yeah. And we're like too close.

And I don't want to slap Brie because, you know. Her face is on TV a lot. That would look bad because, you know, I don't want to, I want to be the girl power. And, yeah, Clint, you're a big, strong team member. That can really take it. You can take it. You can slap her.

Clint, you're not on TV. Come here, big boy. So, okay, cool. Good to know where your allegiances lie, Anastasia. Sorry, man. Anastasia, thank you so much. You say thank you to Anastasia a bit. Thanks, mate.

She just saved your life. Okay, now, Clint, your turn. Anastasia. I did! I deserve that. Everyone should love themselves. We do love ourselves. Oh, were you just talking about how you need to glop? You don't need to glop, man. I wasn't. I was saying I'm perfectly happy. Everyone should love themselves We do love ourselves You just took me by a nitty-glop

You don't need a glop, man I'm looking forward to my girl Everyone in this team is hot I'm perfectly happy being realistic I'm actually way too realistic And realistic is sexy Because you know what? It's such bullshit and I totally agree

You know like pictures in magazines and stuff You know how a lot of brands and a lot of magazines now don't allow um completely edited photos to go into those things yeah because it creates this unrealistic i saw this thing just before when i remember those tights i showed you on the iconic yeah so the carousel for those one of the images was some exercise tights and the model had a full stomach of stretch marks. Great. I love that. Yeah, I know.

And at first I was like, whoa, what's – and then you go, actually, this is part of the normalization of stuff like that. That is so completely normal. Yeah, but then the second picture that I showed Bree was a pair of yoga pants, and it was full camel toe. Why are you looking at that, actually? Why is it suggesting it to me? Yeah.

It's just in my Facebook feed. Why did you click on it? Because I wanted to show you the camel toe. A lot of good questions being asked here. A lot of great questions. A lot of great questions. Anyway. Full on my Facebook page. Why did you click on it? Because I wanted to show you the camel toe. A lot of good questions being asked here. A lot of great questions. A lot of great questions. Anyway. Full camel toe, though.

Stop. Don't look at stuff and think that that's all realistic. It's such a load of crap, like especially the front of magazines and stuff. It needs to change because or else women just look at that stuff and go, that's what I'm meant to look like. She looks like that. Why don't I look like that? it's all edited retouched and so we need to stop doing that to our own photos too i've never done that to my own photos can i say edited them no i've never even

thought about editing photos to put on online so common oh my god i'll give myself abs if i knew how i just One more thing. I saw this crazy thing on TikTok. This is probably good for the show, actually, but it's very visual, where this girl talks about a double chin, like having a double chin. Oh, yeah. Brent's been doing it all weekend. Yeah, I've got a prominent double chin,

and she talks about how it's actually not a double chin. It's a build-up. It's a fluid build-up. You can push it. Oh, she got one of those Jade roller things. No. She's physically doing it. So you grab your double chin. It's a build-up. It's a fluid build-up. She got one of those jade roller things. No. She's physically doing it. So you grab your double chin

like this. And then you just push it down or something. And then you just slide. Does it work? I spent 20 minutes telling her, I was like, get out of the height of this.

And you're meant to slide into your ear and then slide it down. I don't know. I don't feel it. She tricked us. That TikTok trick us. Yeah, we got got.

Anyway, Clint, did you try and jade roll your abs? No, I have tried to jade roll my eye bags before. Oh, yeah. That probably works. I did it because, what's his name? Jonathan Van Ness on Queer Eye did it. Yeah, Gay Jesus.

Gay Jesus. I believe everything he says. When are we getting new Queer Eye? I guess they're all locked down, eh? I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let's go. Hey, I believe everything he says. When are we getting new queer? I guess they're all locked down, eh? I'm not sure. Okay. Let's go.

All right. And reconvene tomorrow. All right. Let's come back. Let's pick up the meeting here tomorrow. Hey, let's stick a pin in this. I hear what you're saying. Let's park this conversation. For tomorrow's.

Yep. And then we'll circle back tomorrow. Yep. Yeah. Good. In the meantime, if you can just I think it's all about balance It's all about balance

I think it's all about balance And if we can reconvene I think it's important that we get the balance right And if we get the balance right Then I think we're on the right track Now's a good time Let's just take a breather And step back from it

Yeah and have a look at it as a whole With fresh eyes Step back With fresh eyes What? Just step back and look at this with fresh eyes What? Look we'll just stick a pin in Anastasia

Yeah And come back tomorrow Ow What the fuck I love that Anastasia Have you paid relief Anastasia? Have you paid relief? Good girl

It's a fucking Monday Stop waving Hey Google What's the time? It's 3pm Monday. Stop waving. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Now. We're literally on now. Happy Monday, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint.

It is a nice Monday, isn't it? I sent my mum off to do a few things today. She's still here. Yeah, she's still here, yeah. Don't let customs know. Why? She's bordering on an overstay. She's allowed to be here. How many days left on her visa?

She's Australian. She doesn't have a visa. What did you send her to do? I sent her to Pee-ha. Oh, yeah? Yeah, she's going to go have a look at Pee-ha. What did you need her to do in Pee-ha for you? You know what?

No, I sent her so she could have a nice day out there. Oh, right, right, right. It's not all about me. Yeah, okay. You know what she has been mentioning, though? She's been mentioning she saw people. You know how you can do that jump off the sky tower? Yeah.

Does she want to jump off the sky tower? She goes to me the other day. She goes I'll do it if you do it. But you won't do it. That's the problem. Absolutely not. You can't do that one as a tandem. You can't jump off the sky tower as a tandem. I don't think you can. Actually, let's look into it.

There's no such word as can't. Let's look into it. Let's not say, there's no such word as can't. Let's look into it. Yeah, I wonder if maybe they can jimmy up an extra harness. Sounds safe, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. If we strap you guys together with a bit of gaffer tape.

We'll go back to back. Also, did you send your mum to the beach on the day that New Zealand's getting smashed by the king tide? Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like the Australian beaches then.

She'll feel at home. I think she's on the other coast. She'll be okay, hopefully. Although we haven't heard from her for a bit. Today on the show, the Add to Cart is back on. It's travel week again. We've got chances for you to travel at 4 o'clock if you collect all the items.

4 o'clock will be the last one. 5 o'clock you call us. But next we're going to give away 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC with Tradie vs Lady If you want to play, 0800 DIAL ZM and you can take someone else on in a trivia based quiz It's Monday

so here's the Monday song I guess It's Monday again Are we still carrying this joke? I saw it just went on TikTok so I think it's got at least one more day in it It's back baby It's Monday, baby. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, Tradie versus Lady. Another game, another week. And what's the score at the moment? Ladies 42, the Tradies 31. 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC up for grabs. Let's meet our Lady for moment? Ladies, 42. The tradies, 31. 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC up for grabs.

Let's meet our lady for today. She's 26. She's from the Tron, and she's 5'1". Welcome to the show, Mackenzie. Hi. Hi, 5'1". Pocket rocket, they say. Yeah, unfortunately, I'm not going to get any taller. Hey, you're only 26.

There's still hope. Do you need a booster seat to drive the car? I can, but sometimes I need a cushion. At least I have an Asian one now, so I can push up the front seat. Oh, that's good. Helpful. Mackenzie, one thing I've always wanted to know, can you buy shoes from the kids section?

Not quite, because I'm a five. Oh. Because that's always a plus of being short. You can buy the cool shoes. Cheap shoes. All right, let's meet the tradie today. You're taking on, he's 33, and he has lived in the Wairarapa his whole life.

Please welcome to the show, Jay. G'day, big Jay. Jay. Jay, Jay. Hi, I'm actually a girl. You're a girl. Fantastic. Okay, a lady tradie versus Mackenzie.

Here we go, everybody. Mackenzie, your buzzer is lady. Jay, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks thanks to KFC. Here we go. Question number one. Justin Bieber has just shaved off his dreadlocks. What is the name of the style of music most commonly associated with dreadlocks?

Tradie. Yes, Jay. Reggae. That is correct. Some reggae. One to the Tradee. Yes, Jay. Reggae. That is correct. Some reggae. One to the tradies. Question number two. The Charlie Bit My Finger video has just been removed from YouTube

after it sold for a whopping $760,000. What is the colour of the YouTube logo? Tradee. Jay for the double. Jay, just. Red. That is correct. It is red. Jay for the double. Jay, just. Red. That is correct. It is red.

Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Mackenzie. Question number three. The Warriors took on the West Tigers over the weekend in the rugby league. Who won? Tradie. Yes, Jay, for the win. Not the Warriors?

No, the Warriors took it out 30-26. The one time you choose not to back the boys, Jane, they came through. Hey. All right, still twos with the Tradies. Question number four. Tell me who sings this song. McKenzie.

Yes, McKenzie. Oh, Tradie. Tradie. Three, two, one. Mackenzie Yes Mackenzie Oh Tradee Three Two One I can't remember anymore Free guess for Jay Is it Guy Sebastian?

It is She's a working class lady And Jay is the victor Of Tradee vs Lady today Congratulations Nice work Jay Awesome Thank you 50 bucks coming Tradiverse Lady today. Congratulations. Nice work, Jay. Awesome. Thank you. 50 bucks coming your way, all thanks to KFC. Nice work.

Right now though, Sophie Smith is a mum from Christchurch. She has a two-year-old daughter called Ivy and they're the most viral sensations in the country right now. Over the weekend, the video of Ivy seeing the goat out the window.

I've seen this. Has been viewed over four million times on TikTok. If you haven't seen it, this video gives you the gist of it. It's a f***ing goat outside. It's just a goat. No. It's a f***ing goat. I mean, she's got a point.

I love that girl so much. There was actually a f***ing goat outside the window. Ivy's not wrong. Apparently, the way it came about is Sophie saw it and she went, oh my God, there's a f***ing goat outside the window. So she grabbed her phone and as she was filming it, her daughter then obviously mimicked exactly what she said with... There's a f***ing goat outside. It's just a goat.

No. It's a f***ing goat outside. It's just a goat. No. It's a f***ing goat. I love it. Kids, they learn things so quickly, don't they? Right? Two years old. Good that you've got it on film. Like, that will live forever.

Because after that you've got to go, we don't say that word. We don't say that. But you've got it on video, so it's all good. It's good to go. I'd be teaching her something else. You know? Like? To distract her from that word. We don't say that. But you've got it on video, so it's all good. It's good to go. I'd be teaching her something else. You know? Like?

To distract her from that word. You know, just more, you know, more PG. Yeah? I don't know. Oh, I thought you meant taking her down a rabbit hole of other words. Like, okay, you've mastered f***. Now let's try f*** it. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Or mother f***.

You know, something else. Yeah. We did this just a couple of weeks ago. Remember we got kids on to swear on the radio? Yeah, this was where we opened up our airwaves to your children and gave them a safe space so they could tell us the naughtiest word that they know. This is a little sampler of New Zealand's most linguistically blessed

under 10-year-olds. Okay. All right, just when you're ready. Three, two, one, go. Bitches. All right, let's go to Noah. So this is the last time you're going to be able to say this word, all right, Noah?

So make it good. Shit. Go to Jonah. Hi, Jonah. Hi, Hi Jonah Hi But okay For the one time That you're allowed to say it

When you're ready What is the naughtiest word you know? Shit They did so well They did so well And you know We did ask them all the question Where did you learn these words?

And they all had the same answer My parents My parents, yeah We thought Look Hey Look It's 4 million views. It's obviously what the people want. Should we open our lines again? But this time, because I think the thing about Ivy being two,

it's so cute. The younger. We need to go younger. We need to go younger. Two-year-olds can't use phones, so I think we need to come up from that a bit. But down from 10, what do you reckon? Under sevens?

Under sevens. It's an under sevens competition here this afternoon. Yeah. If your under seven-year-old is willing to participate, 0800 dial ZM. What is the naughtiest word that you know? Yeah. It's open to you this afternoon. You won't get in trouble with us because we know it's just for the radio.

It's an experiment. Last time we did this, we didn't have enough room for the number of children who wanted to swear. There were so many. But let's see who we get. Phone lines are open. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. I think kids swearing on the radio might be more popular than the secret sound.

Yeah, I think we should start a... We never get as many calls as we do than when we do this thing, right? We should start a TV show. You know how they said the kids say the darndest things. Yeah. We should just do kids say the naughtiest things. Kids say **** a lot. Yeah. Yeah. And it would just rake through the roof. Well, judging

off this video that's going viral at the moment, the two-year-old from Christchurch. There's a ****ing goat outside. It's just a goat. No. It's a ****ing goat. That's Ivy and I love her so much. There's a new type of breed though, so in fairness to Ivy, she was right. Oh, is that a type of goat?

It's the Frederick goat. So she was right. She was actually anatomically correct. We thought, hey, we've done it before. Let's do it again. Let's open up the phone lines to kids to say the naughtiest word they know, but only once. Yeah. You only say it once. This is in a safe space. A safe space. Then we never done it before. Let's do it again. Let's open up the phone lines to kids to say the naughtiest word they know, but only once. Yeah. You only say it once.

This is in a safe space. A safe space. And then we never say it again. We've lowered the age limit. We did 10. And it turns out 10-year-olds know all the words. Yeah. Quite confidently.

Quite confidently too. So we thought, drop it down. Let's try, what did you say? Under sevens. What do seven, under seven-year-olds know? We have some. And they're here. Just a warning.

They're here to say the naughtiest words they know on the radio. So let's start with Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi. How old are you? Five. Oh, five.

You sound adorable, Ruby. And do you know a naughty word? Yeah. Okay, when you're ready, tell us what is the naughtiest word you know. Shut up. Shut up. Oh, shut up. Oh, yes. Yeah, naughty, Ruby.

Very naughty. Thanks, Ruby. We don't say that again, okay? Thanks for calling. She goes, no, actually, you two, shut up. Yeah, this is more of an instruction. Nala's here. Hi, Nala.

Hi, Nala. Hi, Nala. Hi. How old are you, Nala? Seven. Seven. Seven years old. Now, we don't say these words normally, right? This is a special occasion and we're only going to say it once for the radio, right?

Yes. Okay, good girl. When you're ready, what's the naughtiest word you know? Frick. Frick. Oh, Nala. Okay, you're not going to get in trouble this time. Wow, I can't believe someone just fricked on the radio. Yeah, naughty.

Don't say it again. Good point, good point. Thanks, Nala. Have a nice afternoon. Bye, Nala. Bye, you too. Bye. Oh, I can't deal with how cute these are. And now Aurora. Hi, Aurora. Hi, Aurora. Hi. How are you? Good. That's good.. How are you? Good.

That's good. How old are you? Seven. Seven. Oh, cool. When you're ready, tell us the naughtiest word you know, but only say it once, okay? We don't say it again after this.

Yep. Yeah, right. Okay. I thought for a second the seven-year-olds were... That one just knocked my socks off. Aurora, where did you learn that word from? I thought for a second the seven-year-olds were... That one just knocked my socks off. Aurora, where did you learn that word from? Mum and dad.

Mum and dad. Mum and dad. Yeah, that's what we thought. Perfect, okay, thanks. Well, your mum and dad have someone to answer to. You have a good day, bye. She must have seen that goat. She must have seen the goat.

Yeah, yeah, I mean... Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy. The Friends reunion's on the way. Did you see TVNZ 2 is going to show it at 7.03pm? I know the exact time it's going to air in the States. Is that why it's 03? I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, right. Yeah, we will get it here in New Zealand on TVNZ. 7.03, not 7? 7.03. And not 7.15. There's news, though, about Matt LeBlanc. And I didn't realise this, a bit of a rocky relationship with his dad. Hi, Dean.

Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yes, Matt LeBlanc's father has come out and he's doing interviews with everyone who listen about the fact that Matt LeBlanc, one of the stars of Friends, worth millions, tens of millions of dollars, has not spoken to him in nine years. Okay, that's number one. Number two, he gets no money from Matt at all and that he's living off a social welfare, you know, government type thing.

However, this is the story that the dad's telling everyone. However, what people don't realize is this is the father actually separated from Matt's mom when he was very, very young, like an infant, and moved to Australia, and had nothing to do with him for his whole life. Yeah. And so, I believe Matt LeBlanc's sort of team had kind of come out saying, you know, he never really had any relationship with this father. But they fell out nine years ago over a

motorbike. Apparently, Matt bought his dad a motorbike, and the dad sold the motorbike. That's kind of the gist. And now, yeah, the dad is very disappointed about their lack of relationship. These Hollywood parents

who are ready to give out interviews left, right and centre about their children are a special breed, eh? Yeah. Megan Markle's dad. Megan Markle's dad.

Lindsay Lohan's dad was the same as well. Anyone who would listen to him, he'd do an interview about Lindsay. It's sad. It's really sad. Like, how could you do that

to your own child? But then I guess when the dollar signs come ringing in. He wants free money. Yeah. That is the latest. The Friends reunion that we said will be live on TVNZ2 this Thursday. I can't wait. I'm so excited for it.

I'm so pumped. We're having a themed party at our flat. Who are you going to be? I'm definitely going to be Gunther. Yeah. I was going to say Chandler. Gunther's good too, actually. That's the latest thanks to Disney's Cruella.

In cinemas May 27 and on Disney Plus with Premier Access May 28. Conditions apply. Brie and Clint. Big news for Lower Hutt today, Brie. What's happening in Lower Hutt? They have seven, get this, seven brand new rubbish trucks.

I know you say it sarcastically. Yeah. But I'm actually excited for that because you said to me that they're electric. Yes, they are electric. So that's a big deal. Oh, and it's a big deal. And to celebrate, the good people of Lower Hutt have been given the opportunity to name their rubbish trucks. I like this.

I like this. I like this, but it's always risky. You know, in the past we've had Boaty McBoatface, Trainy McTrainface, Plainy McPlainface, and... What else? What else have they been named? If it can have a name,

it's going to be Something McSomethingface, okay? So I'm really impressed with what the residents of Lower Hutt have done with their rubbish trucks. Would you like to hear the names of the trucks? I'd love to hear the names. How many have they got? Seven trucks. So one of the new electric rubbish trucks' name

is going to be Bin Diesel. That's good. It's very good. One of the rubbish trucks' name is going to be Truck Norris. Yep, yep. One of the new rubbish trucks names in Lower Hutt is going to be Recyclosaurus Rex. Is that just for recycle?

They're recycling trucks. Oh, they're all recycling trucks. Sorry, I should have specified. Yeah, you should have. They're all recycling trucks. Bruce Spring... Bruce Springclean is one of the trucks. Trashan is one of the trucks.

Trash Gordon is one of the trucks. I've noticed not many female names so far. Oh, well, you're assuming the gender of these trucks, Brie. No, I know the celebrities. Ben Diesel's actually a female truck. No, Ben Diesel's after Vin Diesel. No, it's after Bindi Irwin, isn't it? No, that would be Bindi Irwin.

Let me finish the trucks, okay? Chitty Chitty Bin Bin. I believe Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And, of course, the best one of all the rubbish trucks to enter the Lower Hutt recycling system, named by the residents of Lower Hutt, Truckie McTruckface. Sorry.

Had to be in there. Had to be in there. Had to be in there, yeah. I was having an interesting conversation with my mum over the weekend because we went and we bought a few new things. Oh, did you? Wait, did she treat you to some things? She did.

Did she? Which I've been trying to buy her things. Yeah. But then she just won't let me buy her anything. Aren't parents awesome? Oh, I feel bad. Anyway, she said to me, oh, I like that blazer that you got on. So then we went and got her a matching one and, you know,

stuff like that. And then there was a conversation around, because when we got back, she was like, oh, I need to put all those new things that we got in the wash. Yeah. And I was like, what do you mean? She goes, yeah, you need to wash all the new things before you wear them. Oh, wait, no.

And I was like, nah. Really? No, you don't. Wash them off the rack. Is that something you do? No. In fact, I don't enjoy washing my clothes for the first time because once I've washed them, they're not new anymore.

They don't smell new. Like I like buying a T-shirt and putting it on. It's like new T-shirt feel. Is she washing? Apparently, my mum said she goes, no, you always have to wash your new stuff. And I was like, why? She goes, because just picture the amount

of people that have tried that item of clothing on before you. Oh, gross. I never thought about it like that. And I was like... Is it like bread? Should you pick the item from the back of the rack? Yeah, because no one's touched it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the freshest one.

Maybe. Oh, well, she's got a point, but I personally don't wash my clothes before. Then I Googled it, and apparently there's also like chemicals in you clothes and stuff, but I mean, you know. Is there chemicals in your clothes? There's chemicals in everything.

God, what are we doing with ourselves? I thought we could do a bit of an experiment this afternoon because I feel like you and I are on the same boat. We don't wash our new clothes beforehand. No, yeah. But I want to get a listener poll. Let's get Rob on. Hi, Rob.

G'day, Rob. Hi, how's it going? What was the last item of clothing you treated yourself to, Rob? Oh, that would have been an All Blacks jersey. Oh, this is interesting then. Rob, did you wash the All Blacks jersey before you wore it? No, as soon as I brought it, I just took it off into the change room

and just changed it straight away. Wait, you left the store wearing it? Yeah. Yeah, good man. Yeah, that's how an All Blacks jersey should be worn, straight out of the shop. Well, they sell them at the game. Yeah. Like, you're not going to buy it at the game. Put it straight on. And then take it home and wash it first, are you? Okay, Rob, you're on our team. Good stuff. Let's talk

to Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hello. What about you? Is this a thing you do? You wash your clothes before you wear them? No. Yeah, see? Okay, that's interesting. What about sheets? Do you wash your sheets before you put them on the bed? Yeah, no, you will always wash your sheets. And you have to wash your towels.

Yeah, I do. I think sheets and towels are a bit different. Yeah, because they're real st Shaxs and Towsers, that doesn't work. Yeah. Because they're real starchy or something. What's the difference? Oh, is that what it is? Oh, like they're real stiff, so you have to wash them to loosen them up. Also, why do towels not dry you before you wash them? You know how a brand new towel won't dry you at all?

It's got some like, oh, the chemicals. The chemicals. Letitia's here. Hi, Letitia. Hi, Letitia. Hi. Hi. Do you wash your clothes before you wear them, your new ones?

Yes, I do. Interesting. Why do you do it? Because I'm sensitive skin, so I have to make sure it's washed properly anyway. The chemicals. Oh, my God. All this time I thought the rash was due to something else, but the rash I've got is due to the chemicals.

Could be. Wow. Interesting, Leticia. All right. It's a bit too far, isn't it? Yeah, a little bit too far, yeah. There you go. Washing your clothes, your new ones, before you wear them.

Sounds like too much work. If you ask me. Sounds like too much work. What about people who get their clothes dry cleaned? Who's got the time? It's so expensive. Watch not. Bree and Clint. It's one of the most highly anticipated reunions in TV ever, I'd say.

And it's the Friends reunion. It's happening this Thursday night. You can see it on TVNZ. They're going to be airing at the exact same time as it does in America. They're so good. Which is very cool. Yeah. And, look, it's no secret that on this show we're massive fans

because when we first started this show, we did a thing where we tried to get as many friends claps in a row. Correct friends claps. That's correct. People doing the correct number of claps, which is four claps. It's four claps. You all know what we're talking about in the intro song. But it was one woman

who denied us. I believe it was six people in a row. She ruined our run. Her name was Shannon, and if you don't recall, this was what went down with Shannon. Do you know how many claps to put in? It's four.

Shannon, it's four, okay? Okay. Are you ready? I believe so. Here we go. Thank you. No! Shannon, Shannon!

Shannon, you muffed it again! Do you want a third attempt? Okay, go on. Come on, Shannon. Come on! Shannon, you did three. Shannon. We want to find Shannon again because that was a long while ago.

2018, that happens. That was 2018. Shannon, if you're listening, we'd love you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. If you know Shannon, we'd love you to get in touch with her and tell her to get in touch with us. We want her to redeem herself on this show. Yeah, chances of redemption don't come along every day. Shannon, this is yours.

In the lead-up to the Friends reunion, would you like to finally nail the Friends clap? We're after Shannon. If you know her, get is yours. In the lead up to the Friends reunion, would you like to finally nail the Friends clap? We're after Shannon. If you know her, get in touch. But we thought we could just give it a go. How many people can we get on the line this afternoon to give the Friends clap a go? Bree's going to show you exactly how it works.

Oh, no. Yes. Perfect. Got this way Perfect. Got it. Perfect. Four claps. You know it well. Call now.

0800 dial ZM. How many correct ones can we go back to back? Let's try and get five. And let's see if we can get Shannon involved with that as well. All right. You want to do the Fringe Clap live on here? 0800 dial ZM. Just for fun.

Get involved Bree and Clint Oh yeah I'm excited It's Friends Week everybody All you're going to hear This week is Friends The whole world's excited

For Friends and so are we Come on If you're not excited Where are you being? What are you doing? I mean Yeah We're on the hunt

We're on the hunt For our girl Shannon Who back in 2018 Was the worst At the Friends Clap Let's just be honest 2018 was the worst at the Friends Club. Let's just be honest, she was the worst. But she was so likeable.

You wanted her to do well and she just really sucked. We've lined up five people to give it a go today. Not sure if Shannon is one of them, but we're going to do this. Bree is going to demo for us again. Oh no, why always me?

Well, because you've got it down pat. You've got it down pat. So've got it down pat, okay? So this is what we're going for today. Do I count as one? No. Okay. No, you're just the demo. This is what we want

from our five listeners this afternoon. That was textbook, mate. That was spot on. I've watched enough Friends intros to have it down pat, but do you guys? Let's start with Kylie. Hi, Kylie. G'day, Kylie. Kylie, are you there?

Hello? Hello. There she is. We've got you now. We've got you now. Okay, when you're ready, Kylie. Now Kylie. You've got to nail this, okay?

Now Kylie. There's a lot of pressure on you because you are the first one. Okay, Kylie? Yeah, we can't fall at the first hurdle, Kylie. I got this. You got this. Yes, Kylie. I love that confidence.

She's got it. Kylie, how many claps are you going to do? Four. She's got it. Here we go. Roll the song. No one told you life was going to be this way. Yeah!

Well, dang it. Well, dang it. Kylie, well done. Nice, Kylie, nice. We're out of the blocks with a win. Let's go to Tori. Hi, Tori. Hi, Tori.

Hi, dear. How are you guys doing? Now, come on, girl. How much of a fan do you know the right amount of claps? Yes, yes, of course. It's four. Okay, Tori, here we go. Roll the track.

No one told you that was gonna be this way. Okay, Tori, here we go. Roll the track. Yeah. Quite distant. I feel like she went to the other side of the room, but it still works. It had echo, it had bass. Yeah, it had ambience. Tori, well done. You're a winner.

Thank you. Let's go to Ashley. Hi, Ashley. G'day, Ash. Hi. Look, no Shannon yet, but I think if she is going to call through, we want her last. Yeah, we want her last just in case.

I believe she can do it. I think she's really practised over the years. Ashley, you love friends, right? Ashley, are you there? Yeah, who's that then? There she is. Okay, come on, Ashley. We're about to roll the song.

No pressure. This is a dodgy phone line too. Yeah. Okay. All right, Ashley. Good luck, Ash. There she is. Okay. Okay, come on, Ashley. We're about to roll the song. No pressure. This is risky. This is a dodgy phone line too. Yeah. Okay. All right, Ashley. Good luck, Ash. Here we go. No one told you life was going to be this way.

Oh, it was safe. It was safe, but it was there. Ashley's solid effort. It felt like there was a tiny set of hands in there, but they still got it at the right time. No, we're halfway. It's halftime. The team is tired. There's people they need to bring out the water,

but Ashley came through to the goods. Shireen is here. Hi, Shireen. Hi, Shireen. Hi. Have you ever had this much pressure on you? You're number four of what we hope will be a five-person run of successful friends claps.

Perfect. Shireen. I'm good to go. Come on, Shireen. Don't let us down because if you don't do well, then we don't go to caller number five, okay? That's all right. Come on, Shireen.

You've got this. You've got this. Lean under the pressure. Here she goes, everybody. Here she goes, everybody. Yes! No one told you life was gonna be this way. Yeah. Yes! The job's a joke, bro.

Love life's the old way. All the claps sound completely different. I know. Shireen, you did it. Congratulations. Nice work, Shireen. Thank you. Oh, we're at call number five.

Oh, no. Wait, wait. Bring down the music. Bring down the music. Bring down the music. Yeah. Jess. Yes?

You're number five. Hello? You're number five. Hello? You're number five, Jess. Do you think you have what it takes? Because last time this happened, Shannon fully choked. She stuffed it up. Is that going to be you? I've been practicing it driving in the car.

Well, okay. We don't recommend that, but good, Jess. Good. We didn't get Shannon. Are we going out with a five, Pete? Let's go, Jess. Come on, Jess. You can do it, mate.

Let's go. Let's go. No one told you life was going to be this way. Jess. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I believe. That was five.

Jess, you did five claps. I don't think it exists. Jessica, is this actually Shannon? Have you come back to watch us? No, she needs it. She gets a second chance. Tomorrow she gets a second chance. I want to hear it now.

You can't. What's the point of going four and a mistake and then one? Jess. I've done it before. She thinks she's got it. Really? I think she's got it. All right, one last.

Come on, Jess. Come on, Jess. No one told you life was going to be this way. It was five again. It was five again. The second one was the kid in the background. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter. It's okay, Jess.

We'll have another shot at redemption tomorrow. Jess, you are coming back tomorrow, okay? We're not going to let you go out like that. You know what the ultimate would be? Jess, we'll have another shot at redemption tomorrow. Jess, you are coming back tomorrow, okay? We're not going to let you go out like that. You know what the ultimate would be? Shannon and Jess. We need the two fups. We'll give it another go tomorrow, everybody.

The five-peat will not elude us. Meantime, this is really interesting. Remember this YouTube video? Charlie. Of course. Charlie bit me. Oh, Charlie. It's early YouTube at its finest, right? Yeah.

It's one of the world's first viral videos. Ouch. Charlie, really, it's my fault. Charlie, that really hurt. It's only 18 seconds long. If it was released today, it could be a TikTok. Could be, yeah. It's just been sold as an

NFT. We talked about these non-fungible tokens. We're not going to go into it again. The video has been sold. It's very hard to understand. The new owner of the video just paid the Davies Car family to own the video $760,000

US dollars for a video from 2007. I mean, I've dollars for a video from 2007. I mean, I've got some videos I can sell. Yeah. But are they 14 years old and do they have

883 million views on YouTube? No. No. The video's gonna be deleted from YouTube. So the owner goes, cool, it's mine now.

Take it down. It's like buying a beautiful piece of art and then going, cool, no one gets to look at this. Lock it away in my mansion. That's so weird.

What is that person gonna do with it? I don't this. Lock it away in my mansion. That's so weird. What is that person going to do with it? I don't know. Maybe charge people to watch it. Maybe it'll be like, you guys want to see? You want to see? Pete, do you guys want to see the Charlie bit my finger video? Yeah, he opens up like a peep show viewing platform.

So it's a briefcase and inside is an iPad. Yeah. And it's the Charlie bit my finger video. When this person bought it, so they get the video, they get the rights to the video, they own it, they also get, weirdly, permission to recreate the video themselves with the original stars who are now 17 and 15 years old. So that's part of the sale is if they want to,

at any point those two boys will come around and redo the Charlie bit My Finger video for you. That is so weird. And you can be in it if you want to be in it. I don't know if you want to have your finger bitten by a 17-year-old or a 15-year-old. So they've essentially sold off their sons. Well, this is the bit I was wondering because don't you get paid for YouTube videos? Yes.

Wouldn't 883 million views be generating an income for them? Let's have a look. How much? Hold on. So how many views? 883 million views. I'm sure the views have slowed down. I'm sure they're not getting 2007 level views

on the Charlie bit my finger video anymore. But I would have thought that just sitting there it would rake in some kind of cash, wouldn't it? It says here, and this is from 2021, one million views you get around, oh, that's very different. What is it? Around between three and a half to $40,000.

So that's very different. Yeah, right. It's not 760,000 US though, is it? You get $13,000 for 50 million views. Oh yeah, sell it. Yeah. You've had your fun.

I don't think it's going to come back and do better than what it did the first time. No, no. I don't want to watch it again. I'm done.

I'd never watch it to get that club. Bree and Clint. There are far too many Australians in the room for my liking today. Far too many. There's one,

two, three, four. Kate, Tim and Joel Are here from Australia Oh, here we are Hi everybody It's my family reunion Right

It's quite good actually Yes, thank you for having us Nice to see you again Very cool To explain that They're the Australian version of us, right? Yeah, they're the Aussie version of us That's way better

That's pretty much it We like your set up though. Can I just quickly say, I love the fact that we're all on the billboard together. Doesn't that look like we could be a five person show? I think so. We should do national breakfast or something. That would be cool. This meeting's been a long time coming, especially because of, can we bring that photo up, Ben?

Can we bring the photo up on the screen? Last interaction that happened was Brie... Oh, that's right. ...after a few surveys putting Kate Ritchie in a headlock. I got called out for putting you in a headlock. Where was that? That was at the ACRA's Radio Awards back in 2016, 2017. Oh, my God, really?

That's how I went. You two could be related. I hope so. Sisters. I'd blame that. Kate, do you have any recollection of this? Does it look like I do? I thought, seeing as you're both here,

what better opportunity than to recreate the photo. Yes. Kate, would you like the opportunity to put Brie in a headlight this afternoon? And Tim, if you were the... I mean, we've got a photographer here, but if you were the photographer... I should take it. I think you should take the photo. So Tim's manning the camera.

Joel, if you could just make sure we get this as close as possible and you could just tell what needs to happen. Yeah, Brie, more of a grimace. More of a grimace from you, Brie. Yeah, great hand on head, Kate. Brie, if you're being Kate in this photo, you need to look more like you don't know this person putting you in a headlock.

And you don't really want to be there. Yeah. We got the shot? We got it. We got the shot, yeah. Bank it. Bank it. Okay, while we've got you guys here,

we thought we could play one of our games with you guys. I know there's a bit of game swapping going on between the shows at the moment. So we've got what I would say is our strongest game because we don't want to lose this. No. And we could have a I would say is our strongest game because we don't want to lose this. No. And we could have a round of What's the Plot?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Brie and Clint's what's the plot?

I like this. Just the sound of this. Just a nice understated intro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have time for the game? This is our movie guessing game where Brie goes head to head, usually with a listener,

to guess movie plots. But I thought seeing as you guys are here and one of you's had some time in front of the camera, it could be you versus Kate Ritchie this afternoon. Oh no! So I'll hand out some plot lines to everyone except Brie and Kate. I'll start reading plot lines.

When you think you know what the movie is, just buzz in with your name. Oh, so it's a real movie? It's a real movie. No, made up movies. Movies that don't exist yet. You've got to guess what they are. If you think you know what the movie is. I just became more confident. I apologise for her.

She's so rude. You wait till she headlocks you. This is the only time I get rude. I need to be confident in this game. If you think you know what the plot line is, buzz in. Don't wait for me to finish. I thought we had to make up the name of a movie. Yeah, we know that. No.

Here we go. Here we go. Brie versus Kate. I'll do the first one. Okay, routine. And then we'll pass it around. Here's the first plot line. Buzz in with your name when you think you know it.

Okay. Oh, by the way, these are all either Australian movies or Kiwi movies. And they have been made. And they exist. Excellent idea. And you weren't in them. Potentially. Movie number one. She could be. And you weren't in them. Potentially. Movie number one.

She could be. For 25 years in Invercargill, New Zealand, our main character has been working on increasing the speed. The world's fastest Indian. Are you joking? I don't even know that movie. You don't know that movie? Come on, Kate.

I believe in you. Let's show these boys how it's done. Let's go to Tim. Tim's got the next plot line. Come on, Kate. With the globe on the brink of World War II, Lady Sarah Ashley travels from Britain to Australia to inspect a cattle ranch she inherited.

Reluctantly. Brie? The seamstress. What was that? As if. Brie. The dressmaker? No.

No. It's not. You can have a free guess if you like. Do I keep going? Yeah, she gets a free guess. Oh, free guess. What country have we come from? Australia.

She's on the board. How did you pull that off? I almost didn't. This is make or break. Double it. I haven't seen that. Joel, when you're ready. Okay.

Read the third and final plot. All right. Ellie, a teen from an Australian coastal town, leads her friends on an excursion to a cab. Tomorrow when the war began? Yes! Wow! You're very good at this.

Thank you. It's the only thing I'm good at. Congratulations, you've won your own game. Well done. Oh, you won. And you send our guests home losers. But you do get 50 KFC chicken dollars for our spend. Oh, really?

Is that the usual price? Just for playing, yes. Kate, Tim and Joel, pleasure to have you in New Zealand. Thanks for having us. And on our show this afternoon.

Honestly, a massive highlight. We absolutely love you guys and this is such a thrill for me being from Australia and listening to you guys for such a long time. Very cool. And that was sincere.

And Clint, what do you have to say? Kate, if you could please share the headidlock photo and tag me on it. Thank you very much. Next story might anger a few people, but an employee from a jewellery store has spoken out online about the time she was working one day and this guy came in and he said, oh, I'd like to buy a ring for my girlfriend.

Yeah. And he picked out a ring and then he said, oh, actually, while I'm here, I need to buy another ring for my side piece. Oh. I mean, the audacity, the audacity to buy them at the same time. Like, I mean, look, hey, let's look at the positive first. At least he's treating the woman in his life to gifts. Yeah, well, you know what's really funny to me, though?

This girl that was working at this jewellery store, she has put it up online and she said, if your boyfriend's name is Jake and he lives in this area, he just bought two rings, one for a girl that he's seeing and the other for his side piece. You deserve better. Here's what the two rings look like. Whoa, wait, wait, wait.

Can she do that? She doesn't work there anymore. No, but isn't she like a doctor? Isn't she under like the Hippocratic Oath? Like a lawyer? That's not a thing. Isn't that like jeweler client privilege? Yeah, but see,

what you don't know, Clint, is that girl code trumps all of that. Yeah, right, obviously. It vetoes everything else. Because jewellery stores would be party to a lot of affairs.

Constantly. You reckon? Yeah, you just wouldn't always know it. Yeah, if a guy's in there buying something for his... Yeah, well, let's be honest. It's his fault for being dumb and saying it out loud.

I'm just saying if you work in a jewellery store, you will have sold jewellery to side pieces before. You just might not have known it. If a guy came in and said, I need to buy this diamond necklace, you don't know if it's for the wife or the girlfriend. Just because this random dude's using that phrase, let's not use the term side piece on our show.

I thought about what weird saying it. Yeah. But it's like, if it doesn't feel right coming off the tongue, it's not for you. Yeah, don't say it again. All right, bro, that word is not on fleek. It's like that guy on Love Actually, you know? Oh, yeah, the guy that was buying the necklace.

Yeah, exactly the same thing. God, I hate that guy. Exactly. This guy is that guy. Yeah, I hate this guy too. Yeah, right. What an idiot. Expensive hustle having two girls on the go,

especially if you're buying them both jewellery. Like, what are you up to? You know what? That's your own fault. Oh no, I'm not sympathising with them. I'm just like going. How does anyone, I just don't understand like how you have enough time.

Or energy. Or energy. Or patience. Or attention span. Yeah. I just feel like it is a lot of work. You're just signing yourself up to admin because you have to constantly be watching your step, worrying about what's uploading to the cloud and no one knows how the cloud works.

You know what it's like? It's like, you know, working a second job and then the government tax you 50% and then you're like, what's the point of working this second job where I work my ass off and then I get taxed 50%? It's like working at KFC and then you're like, I love this so much, I'm going to go and get a job at McDonald's too.

But KFC don't want you working at McDonald's. So to have both of your passions of working at two restaurants, you have to keep them secret from each other. And what if you accidentally show up wearing the wrong hat one day? Is it worth it? I thought you were going to say it's like working at KFC, but you don't get to take home any of the chicken after your shift. No, he's taking home too much chicken.

That's the thing. He's got two chicken restaurants he's eating at. I love chicken. That's the thing. He's got two chicken restaurants he's eating at. I love chicken. Anyway, I thought it'd be fun this afternoon. And you can remain anonymous if you want. But there's many reasons. There's a plethora of reasons that someone could be dating more than one person at once. Like what?

What reasons could you have? They could be, like they could all know that they're, you know, they could know that they're in an open relationship like they are dating more than just you. Okay yeah. They could be honest about it. Yeah. They could be in a polyamorous relationship. Oh okay yep. They could

be the same situation as this guy. They could be cheating. They could be cheating. Yeah. Yeah so. Or it could be you've got a bunch of people that you're seeing but no one's official yet but you haven't had the conversation of people that you're seeing, but no one's official yet, but you haven't had the conversation with anybody that you're seeing on the side. Yeah, see, this is a technicality.

That's grey area. This is a technicality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at you. No, but it's grey area. It's fine because you haven't had the conversation about it. Well, mate, I don't know. I don't even know how these things work these days.

0800 dials at M. We want to know. And like we said, we can keep you completely anonymous if that's what you want. You can text in on 9696. Yeah. Or you can call us on 0800 dials at M. Are you dating more than one person right now? How many?

Yeah. How do you do it? How do you remember their names? Call us now. We'd love to hear from you. Girl who used to work at a jewellery store has called out a guy online for buying a ring for his girlfriend whilst also buying a ring for his side piece at the same time. Do you reckon it was the same ring?

No, it was different. She showed the rings. Right. Because she named him, showed the two rings, said where it was. And, yes, it was like, you deserve better. Girl, can you imagine the awful coincidence if it just happens to be a guy with the same name, just happens to buy the same ring for his girlfriend,

and then she's like, where's the side piece? Who is she? He's like, babe. Who is she? Babe, I just thought you deserved a new charm for your Pandora. Come here. Come here. We've asked you this afternoon on not 0800 dial ZM,

are you dating more than one person? Yeah. There could be a lot of different reasons for this. Yeah. And we'd love to hear your stories. There's a lot of people texting through. I find it quite interesting because obviously we're talking about, you know, someone who works at a jewellery store

would probably see a little bit of this stuff. Yeah. But then someone texts in and they said, oh my God, imagine being a florist. We get so much this stuff. Yeah. But then someone texted in and they said, oh my God, imagine being a florist. We get so much of this. Yeah. On Valentine's Day, it's full of men buying two bouquets for different women.

Really? That's what this text says. And then someone else texted through and said, try being a sexual health nurse. Oh, they'd get it all. Although I would lose my job if I called out my clients, this happens all the time. That's sad. The florists would have

almost more pressure on them than the sexual health nurse because on Valentine's Day, if you go in there and you're like... Oh, imagine if you get it wrong. That's what I mean. Imagine if you put the wrong name on the wrong bouquet and they go to the wrong one. Well, karma's a bitch. Well, yeah. They've got no leg to stand on. If he comes in and he's like, you ruined my relationship. You can go,

technically, you're rooting around and ruined your relationship, you can go, technically, you did that to yourself. Technically, you're rooting around and ruined your relationship. Yeah, exactly. We do have someone that is willing to speak with us this afternoon.

We're asking if you are dating more than one person at a time. Might be for totally above board reasons. They do want to remain anonymous though. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Have you dated more than one person at once? No, but I've been the other side of that where someone I was with had two of us. Okay. So, Anonymous, did the person that, you know, obviously you were dating this person, did the other person he was dating know about you? No. But you knew about them?

I knew about them, and we were together for lots of years. This sounds really bad. We were together for lots of years, but he used to buy me jewellery and very expensive things and lots of it, and I've got my own children, and he would buy gifts and things and lots of it. And I've got my own children and he would buy money, buy gifts and things for them as well. What, he'd buy you the same gifts?

No, he'd buy, well, as it turns out, I've since learnt that I have been given things that he'd been giving her as well, identical stuff. That's not imaginative, is it? Yeah, it's a full double life situation. Were you being strung along under the guise of, I'm going to leave the other person soon, just stay with me, I want to be with you?

Because I can't imagine how you would... That's a horrible situation for everyone. Yeah, I don't understand how you could just stay in it if there was no future for it and you knew someone else was there oblivious to it. Were you under the impression that they were going to leave that person? Absolutely. Absolutely.

What would they say to you to kind of string you along? Well, we were together for a while and then broke up because I thought, no, this isn't happening. You're not doing anything. And then we ended up getting back together. And we had made all these plans and what have you. And then I thought, look, it's been this many years now and you're still not doing anything, so I'm going to leave.

And then I found out I was pregnant. And that was a whole other thing. No, anonymous. Okay, so you're pregnant with his baby. He's still with his other partner. He's still with the other partner. Did he ever leave the other partner? No, I left. You left. with the other partner. Did he ever leave the other partner? No, I left.

You left. Did the other partner ever find out? Yep. How did she find out? It was probably the worst secret ever. Yeah, well, there was a baby involved. Yeah. We're about to lose you here.

I know, but some people still keep that a secret even when it gets to that point. Oh, that's mucky. I wonder how it all came out. Yeah. We're about to lose you here. Yeah, I know, but some people still keep that a secret even when it gets to that point. Oh, that's mucky. I wonder how it all came out. Yeah. That's a horrible situation, isn't it? Like we said at the start, why would you bother? Why would you do people?

Why would you? You're just signing up for a whole lot of, not to mention the heartbreak involved as well. And, I mean, it's so expensive. So many gifts involved. So many gifts involved. So many gifts. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. A birthday banger for you Monday. We do this at the same time every day on the show. We take three birthdays from you guys and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one.

Hi, Jessie. G'day, Jessie. Oh, hello. Welcome to the show, mate. How are you going? from you guys and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one. Hi, Jessie. G'day, Jessie. Hello. Welcome to the show, mate. How are you going? Good, thank you. How was your weekend?

Sum it up for me, Jessie, in one word. It was a pretty good weekend, just hanging out with my cat. Oh, I love that. I was hanging out with my dog, so I feel you on that. Cat was the word we were going with. Jessie. What did you think she said? No, it was just a lot of words.

You said one word. Oh, right. Gotcha, gotcha. It's quite a lot of words. I totally forgot I said that. Jessie, when you're ready, tell us what your birthday is. It's 14th of May, 1985. Oh, happy birthday for a few weeks ago, Jessie. You were 16 in 2001, and on the 14th of May, this was number one.

It's raining men. Hallelujah, it's raining men. Yeah. It's raining men. The Jerry Helliwell ginger spice version. Banger. Do you like it, Jessie? Is that a good birthday banger for you?

Yes, I love it. That's a pretty good one, Jess. Good way to start it off this week. Let's go to Lockie. Hey, Lockie. G'day, Lockie. Hi, mate. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you going? Oh, I'm going great, honestly. One word to describe your weekend, Lockie. Oh, I'm going to have to say spiritual. Oh! Hey, Lockie, correct me if I'm wrong. I heard it's your birthday today.

It is my birthday today. Oh, well, happy bloody birthday. Oh, thank you, mate. Have you had a good day so far? Oh, I had a great day. My mum and dad got me a new kitchen mixer. A new kitchen mixer, did you say? Yeah, KitchenAid.

Oh, yeah, they're so popular, aren't they? We talk about that on the show quite a lot. Yeah, big time. All right, Lockie, you're having a great day. Let's cap it off with a birthday banger. What year were you born? 2002. All right, Lockie, you were 16 in 2018 on the 24th of May.

So in 2018, a couple of years ago on this day, this was number one. This is America. Don't catch you slipping, no. Don't catch you slipping. Whoa. Look what I'm whipping up. Childish Gambino. And this is America.

It's different, Lockie. Is this a good birthday banger for you? Oh, I jam out to this on my birthday any day. Do you? Okay, perfect. I can see you in the kitchen whipping up a cake. Yeah, get the cake. I'm more of a savoury person.

You're more of a savoury person. Right, okay. What about a sausage roll? Can you cook a sausage roll? I can, yeah. I make vegetarian, so I do a nice spinach one. Yes, Lockie. Bring that on.

Lockie's the whole package. One more for Susie. Hi, Susie. G'day, Sus. We're a ragtag bunch of happy people this afternoon. Give us one word to sum up your weekend, Susie. Sunshine. Oh, yes, Sus.

I love that. Whereabouts in New Zealand are you? Did you leave the country? West Coast. Oh, right. Bloody beautiful, Suze. What's your birthday, mate? 22nd of February, 1972.

Oh. I don't know what I've done here, but I've completely got it wrong, team. Have you? What year have you got? I've got 1988. 72. Yeah, that's right. 72, 82, 88.

That's correct. 72 plus 16 is 88. Is that right, guys? I'm not sure. Sorry, Susie. Wait, you were born in 1972. So 10 years is 1982. And then six years is 88.

It is. It's correct. Okay, good. All right. You were 16 in 1988 on the 22nd of February. I don't know why you're doubting yourself. You literally do this every day. Yeah, it's a Monday.

I'm a bit rusty. Here's your birthday banger soon. You're getting rickrolled. Really? I love this song. I'm going to roll around it. You're getting Rick Rolled. Really? I love this song. What do you think, Susie? You remember that one?

Wasn't it a one-hit wonder? Quite likely. Yeah, maybe. Some of the best songs are, like the Baja Men. Yes, that is true. Okay, wait there, Susie. We've got some deliberating to do. Jerry Halliwell, Childish Gambino, or Rick Astley.

Rick Astley, Rick Rolls. Jerry Halliwell, I reckon. It's Jerry for me, too. And I think Jessie's going to be excited about that. Well done, Jessie. You just won birthday banger. Thank you so much. No worries, Jessie.

This one's for you, all right? What's your cat's name? Quickly, what's your cat's name? Gizmo. Gizmo. Gizmo. Shout out to Gizmo, Jessie. This one's for you, all right? What's your cat's name? Quickly, what's your cat's name? Gizmo. Gizmo. Shout out to Gizmo and Jessie. This one's for you guys. We're in clubs.

Hit him. To all soft sense, the street's the place to go. Cause tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men. It's raining men. Hallelujah, it's raining men. Amen. It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen, it's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men, amen. Humanity's rising The run is in love According to all sources The street's the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about heaven's best

For the first time in history It's gonna start raining men It's raining men Hallelujah, it's raining men And it's better than Tall, blonde, dark than me Rough and tough and strong as me God bless mother nature Bye. She taught every angel to be a righteous guy Let my peace and every woman

Find a perfect girl It's raining men Go get yourself wet girl I know you want to. I feel stormy when the moving ends. About to begin. About to begin. But I'm coming up. Don't you lose your head

Rip off the proof and save your faith It's raining men, hallelujah It's raining men, amen It's raining men, hallelujah It's raining men, amen Amen. Amen. Hallelujah. Amen. Amen. Is it in Brant Clint?

The winner of Birthday Bag of the South is Jerry Halliwell and it's raining men. Oh, no. Ginger Spice. Ross Boss is texting me. Yeah. He's like, are you actually trying to kill me? I said, what? This song's better than ABBA.

He goes, this is way worse than ABBA. This is worse than the Mike Myers movie Love Guru. Sometimes I don't get that guy, eh? And for that reason, I've stopped trying to make him happy because if he's not happy with that, then I don't know how to please him. Would he have rather we played Rick Astley? I'll ask him.

He's probably listening right now. Would you have rathered? This is so weird. We're talking to him through the radio. Ross Boss, would you have rathered being Rick Rolled? Yeah. He goes, just effing leave me alone. We're trying to call him as well.

He won't answer. He's over it. Someone on the text machine did say, my kids just asked, is this allowed to be on the radio? Oh, that's the kids who thought the lyrics were, it's rainy meth. Oh.

It's rainy meth. I don't know if a song had those lyrics, if it'd be a big hit. Well, maybe in some parts of New Zealand. Ross, why you got to stick up your butt today? Today? Yeah. Why are you so angry, Ross?

Because you guys keep putting it there with your stupid song. Excuse me, I resent those claims. Are you being homophobic? What's wrong with the song It's Raining Men? Yeah, it's not coming back from that one, is it? Yeah, you've got nothing to say now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right. Oh, yeah. Okay. Thanks, Ross. Have a good night. Thanks, Ross. Bye. Bye.

Shut down. Bree and Clint have an awkward story to tell you, Clint. Yeah. And I feel like nearly every one of us would have experienced this kind of situation at some point in our lives. Okay. At the moment, my mum is over from Australia. She's visiting. She's been living with us.

It's been delightful. It's been amazing. So nice having her around. But over the weekend, I found myself in a bit of a situation where we were looking for something to watch and we landed on this new show that's on Netflix. It's only just been uploaded. I didn't know anything about it, so I'd never seen it before.

Like it was just kind of popped up. And the show's called Halston. I've seen the thing for it, yeah. So it's about this fashion designer from I think it's like the 50s, 60s, 70s and it follows his life and some of the things that he went through and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, so I put on the first episode. I was like, this looks great.

My mum and I, it was just her and I, and we got really into it and I was like, this is great. And my mum and I, it was just her and I, and we got really into it and I was like, this is great. This is really interesting. Anyway, it was about three episodes in where the storyline and they start talking about how he is a gay man. Yeah. And he starts to get quite a lot of success. He's earning money and he's going to Studio 54.

So they start to do quite a lot of cocaine and drugs yeah and in the show there's quite a lot of sex scenes okay yeah for you and your mom to enjoy anyway the first kind of you know indoor gardening scene came up on the screen and it was just um you know between the main character halston and another man. Yeah. And I was like, okay. All right, just me and my mum watching this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. She would have been thinking the same thing, by the way.

You reckon? Yeah, I thought about this. Think about that. Well, I had the same situation where I was watching True Blood with my girlfriend at the Times parents. Oh, that's even worse. I know. It was the in-laws.

And I'm sure they're as uncomfortable as you. It's just no one has taken the lead to go oh, we'll turn this off. No, but that makes it even more awkward. You can't do that. Can't you? No. So you just suffer in silence. Once you're in it you just have to grit

your teeth and bear it. You're right. A version of this has happened to everyone, whether your parents or someone. No, but it got worse. Why? Because the first scene kind of rolled out and it was very brief and then as the show rolled on, there was a group situation. Oh, wow. Okay. Where it was very intense and I didn't know where to look.

I was like, where do I look? My mum is just watching this with me. And I just get transported back into my childhood body where I'm just so awkward about it. And I'm like, should I be? Was she saying anything? No, neither of us were saying anything. No, because no one was willing to go, this is a bit much.

So she's uncomfortable and then you didn't say anything. We're both just dead silent. She's going, oh, is this the sort of thing that Brianna's into? She thinks that's what you like to watch. It was very awkward. You've put it on. Should we? Because, I mean, we work in radio.

Everyone's been in this situation before. Do you think we should ask my mum if she felt uncomfortable? Sure. Just ask her if she enjoyed the... Should we call her right now? Yeah, we'll call her. Quite interesting because, I mean, these aren't the things that you usually talk to your parents about.

But I want to know, was she feeling the same as me? Are you guys going to watch it tonight? That's what you need to know. We're up to episode four. Yeah, is she keen to wrap the series up with you? Hello. Hi, Mum. Hi, how you going, Brianna?

Good, thanks, Mum. Hey, quick question for you. Don't want to hold you up for long. Hey, you know over the weekend how we were watching that new show called Halston? Yes. And it's about that fashion designer and, you know, it's really interesting.

I'm really awkward. Anyway, you know how obviously he's a gay man. Yes. Did you feel awkward when you and I, it was just you and I in the room and the sex scenes came on? How did you feel? Oh, well, it was a little bit kind of, but no, not really.

I mean, it was part of the movie. You don't kind of, you know, why? What about when it got to the group situation? Oh, Brianna, I mean, when you're watching it as a movie, you kind of just kind of

phase over it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you start talking about it, that's a totally different... Is that the line? Once we bring it into real life, it's more awkward. You're happy to see it on the screen. So no reality shows with that stuff is what you're saying? Well, no.

It's a true story. I know that. But when you're actually watching it in the context of a movie, you kind of think you just fog over it. I think Bree's a bit uncomfortable too, movie. You just bog over it. I think Brie's a bit uncomfortable too, so I'll just ask for it. Are you keen to watch episode five tonight? Yes.

Because there's a stadium scene. I can't wait, Mum! Can't wait! Lock it in! There you go. Halston. Maybe a solo watch. Maybe just keep it to yourself I want to talk about The Notebook For a second, obviously classic

I'd say it's a cult film Well it has a cult following Massive popularity And there's swirling rumours Going around at the moment That there is an audition tape Of someone who auditioned For the role of Ali in the film that was very famous.

Right. Can you think of anyone? So obviously Rachel McAdams played Ali in the film. Thank you for clarifying. Yeah. I wasn't sure if Ali was the man or the woman. No, Ali is the woman. I don't remember the character's name.

Yeah, right. Yeah, it was Rachel McAdams, The Time Traveller's Life. Don't pretend like you know. No, I know who she is. Who do you think else auditioned for that role? Are they similar to Rachel McAdams? No. Amy McAdams.

No. No, I'll give you one more guess. Jennifer Lopez. Oh, you're more on the right track. Have I got it? Have I got it? No, no, no, that's wrong. But you're more on the right track.

Queen Latifah. No, you're getting colder. None other than the pop princess icon, Britney Spears. Oh, get off the grass. So apparently this is the rumour that there is an audition tape of her that goes for about ten minutes and she's auditioning with Ryan Gosling. No, this was back in the day. Anyway, the person who has filmed it has put it up on eBay.

Does Britney need this at the moment? And the reason I ask this is I don't think her audition tape will be very good. It might be good. It might be good. It might be. I mean, I saw her in that movie Crossroads, not bad. Anyway, they've put it up on eBay. If you're keen for it, it's a starting price selling for US $1 million, approximately $1.394 million New Zealand dollars.

You would audition, Brittany, if it was 15 years ago and you're shooting The Notebook, you'd definitely give her a shot. She was the biggest thing in pop music at the time. I reckon it, if it was 15 years ago and you're shooting the notebook. She was the biggest thing in pop music at the time. I reckon it might be closer to 20 years ago. I thought, you know, we could give this a bit of a test run where you can play Noah, I'll play Ali

as Brittany. I've got you the script here. You're going to be playing Ryan Gosling, the role of Noah. And Brie, for this, we'll be wearing a pop star headset mic just to get into character. Hold on. Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, perfect. Oh, my God. How did we just have one lying around? Okay. Okay. I think I'm ready. Okay, you ready? Yeah, Brittany, you're first.

Why didn't you write me? Wait It wasn't over for me I waited for you for seven years Don't sing it Say it as Brittany But now it's too late Good, that's good

I wrote you 365 letters I wrote you every day for a year Tell me I was good too You sound like If Matthew McConaughey Alright, alright, alright Audition, you were spot on That was pretty good

You wrote me That had shades of Paris Hilton on that That's hot You wroteilton in that That's hot You wrote me that's so hot That's so hot Yes It wasn't over for me It still isn't over

Oops I did it again That says here that we kiss Oh Yeah this is probably why she didn't get the role. Why? Because she didn't want to kiss Ryan Gosling? I was thinking about my situation. Yeah, right.

What do you think? I would save you a million dollars. There it is right there. I was going to say that was pretty much spot on. Yeah. Britney Spears and Matthew McConaughey doing The Notebook. And obviously, you know, in that movie, she could use a lot of her songs that go hand in hand.

Like... Don't you know that I'm toxic? Yeah, that's good too. Join us tomorrow when we do the Titanic featuring... J-Lo. J-Lo and Queen Latifah. Do you want to talk gap years. Did you take a gap year after school or did you go straight into studying? I did it differently.

I went straight to study and then decided after a year of study, I needed a gap year. You needed to gap it. Well, that's kind of like this story here. I've got a story of the longest gap year I reckon in history. I don't reckon anyone's had a longer gap year than this. And by that, I mean the person started studying, and then they're like, I'll take a break, and I'll come back to it.

Her name is Elise Woodward, and she just graduated from university over the weekend. On Saturday, she graduated after a five-decade-long gap year. 50 years. 54 years, actually. Wow. So she's 75 and she just graduated alongside

her granddaughter. They graduated together. Oh that's cool. When she started doing her degree in Miami in 1963 that's when she started studying it. Was it a degree in quill writing? No it wasn't quill writing. And then she's like I probably should

finish that degree. Yeah it was Morse code. Yeah Morse code and then she's like i wonder i probably should finish yeah it was morse code yeah morse code and then did she come back to the same degree no it was kinesthesiology actually was what she was studying yeah which is the study of the movement of yes i don't need to tell you that do i yeah no i kind of did a few classes in that movement of the human body yeah it's quite interesting she started in 1963 and when she first started studying um girls weren't allowed to wear shorts to university. Whoa! That's how long ago it was. Wild! Yeah. And anyway

she got busy. She took some time off to have a family and then life got in the way. A lot of time off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much family. She's got grandchildren. And then 54 years later she's gone back to finish it. Which I think is pretty inspiring. I love that. Good for her. Except for the fact that she's going to be 75 with a student loan.

Hey, but, you know, she probably won't have to pay it back. She'll go, oh, yeah, I'll pay it back. Oh, that's dark, but also interesting. You know, dark, but kind of true. Like if I was 75, let's say she lives another 10 years, which 86, pretty good innings. If I was 75 or 76 and I went, oh, I want to go back to uni, get a degree, I would just put it off.

Course-related costs. Yeah. Charge them up. I probably shouldn't say that on the radio, should I? Nah. I mean, you're planning your fraud for your pensioner years, so you've got a long time to think about that. Yeah, I mean, that's not until, you know.

And to be fair, there's some people at university right now doing a BA who are 21 years old. They're going to have a student loan when they're 75 as well. So it's relatable, you know. Well, the way things are going. You took it there. Between that and a. I'm just going to slowly back away from the moment.

I'm forced to do a BA, okay?