ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 24th May 2022

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, here we go, everybody. What was that? That was meant to be an elephant, hold on. I can do better than that. Pardon me. I was trying to make an elephant noise and it came out. My mistake.

I don't feel very good. I'm one of the only members of mistake. I don't feel very good. So, and I'm, I'm one of the only members of this team who hasn't had COVID yet. So I'm going to take a COVID test. Could be COVID,

could be manopause. Could be manopause. That's a good one. Could be man flu. I was, I was expecting the man flu, not, not manopause.

I'm going to take a COVID test live on the podcast. You should, you should know this now, Clint, as the other person of the show who has also yet to have COVID. Yeah.

If you give it to me, I'm going to be so pissed. Well, who's to know that you haven't given it to me? Well, look, you know. That's true. So I'm going to, on the advice of our friendly nurse,

your partner. Yes. I'm going to swab the throat and then the nose. Do the throat and nose. No, it's the other way around. No, it's not I've fallen for that track before

And when do I do the butt Okay Silence while he deep throats No no don't do silence Oh the throat's horrible to do I did one the other day And down it goes Oh that's barely in there

No I was tickling my god damn tonsils Yeah no further back It's got to be back of the throat Not top of your mouth I've heard someone say that before Sam Deeper I'm goingling my goddamn tonsils. Yeah, no, further back. It's got to be back of the throat, not top of your mouth. I've heard someone say that before, Seb. Deeper. I'm going into the nose.

That's not even in. No. Oh, that's quite a wee way back. That's going to your brain. Fire her out. I really hope. He doesn't kiss. You've got to go round and round.

I did go round and round. Just checking. Oh, this is my hard work. Who the hell's going to push the buttons if he's gone? When I do a rat test, a booger always comes out on me. Yeah, same. Yeah. And get ready for him to sneeze in three, two, oh.

No, I've held it. Oh, God. True radio professional. It's quite intimate watching someone else do their rat, because you judge their technique, don't you? Yeah, that's true. Well, the whole time I was testing negative, you kept on telling me that I wasn't doing the right technique.

Yeah, up the butt. No. Has anyone ever tested positive on media before? I don't know. Are you wanting a world first? Yeah, maybe. Okay, so you know I'm just taking the plastic bit out of its box. All right.

I'll do my four drops. One, two, three, four. Did you wash around? And now we wait. He's going to test positive on something that's being pre-recorded and uploaded at 7pm. The line comes up straight away. Well, it did for mine.

Yeah, same. I also knew. I knew. I knew. You knew, yeah. What's the bet? What's the bet this is going to be the one time where it comes up at the 15-minute mark? Oh, yeah. We're not waiting around for 15 minutes.

I had a foot spider. You're going to have some sticklers for the rules complaining about that. Sometimes we do do 15-minute podcast intros, though. Is this one of those times? Should I just deep throat things? Have you heard you mate? Well, yeah, Rita, I didn't know you were here, love. Oh, it's the Queen.

I'm here for my jubilee. How are you, Rita? Oh, I'm bloody good, Queenie. Look, let me just tell you, mate, I'm going to put on a fucking great performance for you tonight. Oh, really? I turned into an Australian. Yeah, that went weird.

But in fairness, she's been on The Voice Australia. Come on, rat test, you need to hurry. It feels like it's been 15 minutes. Oh, Clinton. Have you been doing a rat test, have you? Are we happy when the liquid reaches the end to take the test based off that? Yeah, I reckon so. Oh, give it five minutes.

Give it five minutes. Yeah, five minutes five minutes so oh actually i actually prepared something for the podcast today before clint got sick okay uh obviously the donkenator um let's be real he's not very good at google down the donkenator is sous chef sam by the way oh sorry i can't give him a new nickname the dog is easier to say i struggle saying have you been practicing practicing googling skills have you been doing any typing practice no because i stay number one by practicing there's a lot of searching to you yeah no and and you know what i care about our product and he should be practicing because i need better competition in fairness to the donkinator

producer ben wasn't great either so it's not like he's i think it's this chair i don't think i think you need to come into the studio tomorrow and see if you know if you being in the studio makes it easy shall i sit in the studio Makes it easier Shall I sit in the unlucky chair? What's your point Anastasia? Why do you want to know If he's been practicing? Well because

We need him to be better Oh I thought you were about to do Some kind of test on him I thought it was a leading question To go Oh no no Are we having a practice round Right now?

No tomorrow's the practice Tomorrow's the game Yeah well they want to Just because tomorrow's the practice For you I don't like practice tests In high school I'm not going to do one on Sam now

Right How's your rat though? So you didn't prepare anything for the podcast? No I wasn't That was not preparation That was just a very extended roast You guys said that you were meant to To bring something

It doesn't always have to be Like a physical thing So what did you bring? You needed to workshop You needed to workshop this content So if you have a conversation starter What do you say? I've got a conversation starter

So what was the conversation you were looking to start with? I had a question I need to be on Anastasia's side Because she's getting roasted I agree with you, Stade COVID Positive Negative No, that's a good thing I agree with you, Stage. COVID. Positive.

Negative. No. No, that's a good thing. That's great. I'm stoked. I don't know how to push the buttons. Yeah, but I'm also thinking about the product here, Anastasia. We could have spiced it up for the spectacle.

Oh, it would have been way more exciting podcast than Drop By 8 COVID. It would have been. It would have been. Yeah. It would have been. So you just think about the product by, you know, practicing Google and stuff. All right, should we check to see if I've got hemorrhoids to make it more exciting?

Enjoy the podcast everybody. I'm coming in. Well, how do you feel them? What time is it? 3, 2, 1 It's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Guys, how everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint.

Guys, how good's today? What's good about today? I'm just having a great day today. Are you in a good mood, are you? Yeah, I think I am. I just love doing this show. Jeez, you are in a good mood. Yeah, do you ever have that feeling?

Sometimes I'll be driving home after we get to do this show and I just think, shit, we're lucky. Yeah, wow. We get to have a few. That's a very good frame of mind. You're practising gratitude. Is that what it is? Yeah.

Oh, cool. Apparently that's the key to happiness is each day recognising what you're grateful for. Yeah, I think it's a really nice thing because sometimes we forget and life gets so busy, right? And you forget, God, I love doing that. That makes me so happy and I love doing this show with you and the producers and we get to have yarns and make people's day a little bit brighter. Oh, that's very nice. It makes me happy to do this show with you as well.

Oh, cool, mate. And everybody listening too. You guys make our day. Some of the stories you text and call in. Holy You guys are the show by the way. People listening, your stories make this show what it is. God I love listening to people's stories. The tradies versus the ladies.

The tradies sitting on 44 wins. The ladies sitting on 32. Our lady is here. She is a Hamiltonian. She's 19 years old and she works in a is here. She is a Hamiltonian. She's 19 years old and she works in a kindy. Welcome to the show, Abby. Hello, Abby. Hi.

It's a knock-off time at kindy, is it? Yeah, it is. Good stuff. All the baby builders go home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go home early. Baby tools down. Okay.

Your opposition today is a lady tradie. She's 43. She's from Tamaki Makoto, and she ran herself over with a Segway once. How did you do that, Stacey? Gifted. Gifted, yeah. Gifted?

Gifted. I ran myself over and I had tram marks from the tyres up my leg. No! Were you okay? I had a bit of concussion. There's nothing nerdier than seeing a group of tourists doing a city tour on segways with their little bike helmets on, eh?

Stacey, can I just say there's nothing more attractive or hotter than seeing someone on a segway. I'll say. You know? I'll say. No. I know, right? They're so erect. Just tickles my pickle, I know that. Okay, Stacey, your buzzer is tradie. Abby, your buzzer is lady.

First of three correct answers is going to get $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. All right, guys, here comes question number one. This is the singer Jess Glynn. Where in the world is Jess Glynn from? Someone buzz it and give it a go. Abby.

Yes, Abby. Australia. It's not correct. It's a good guess. Stacey, you want to guess? She's from the UK. She's from England. Stacey, you should know that.

I know, right? It's one of your country women. I did think it and then England. Stacey, you should know that. I know, right? It's one of your country women. I did think it, and then I felt... Yeah, you got it right. Of course she is. She is from the UK. Incredible voice. One to the tradies. Question number two.

Australia is about to get a new prime minister. That's right. Is his nickname armpit, elbow, or kneecap? Lady. Yes, Abby. May as well have a guess. elbow or kneecap? Lady. Yes, Abby, may as well have a guess. Is it kneecap? No, not kneecap. No, the last Prime Minister kneecapped himself, but no, it's not kneecap.

Stacey, you want to have a guess? What were the options again? Elbow or armpit? Elbow. Elbow's correct. Albanese. That's where it comes from, the new Prime Minister. All right, two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Abby. Come on, let's go. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tell me, girl. What to say? Oh, that you only meant well. Well, of course you did.

What to say? Ladies, ladies. Ebby. Jason Derulo. That's correct. That is Clint picked quite a hard bit of the song. It was the chorus. It wasn't him singing.

Yeah, but it's the chorus. Come on. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. In the Back to the Future movie series, what is the name of the character that is played by Michael J. Fox? Trady. Yes, Stacey, for the win.

Marty McFly. She's got it. Marty McFly, well done. Tell you what, Stacey, that was a good game from you. Yeah, well done, mate. Two guesses. I feel bad. That movie wasn't even out when she was born.

They could do a parody with the new Australian Prime Minister. They could call it Albanese on me. Oh, that's good. Maybe they've already used it for their campaign. Do you reckon? Maybe. Maybe. I mean, who was it here that used Eminem?

It was the National Party. The National Party. To be fair, they won the election. Yeah, well, I mean, no wonder Eminem sued them. Yeah, right? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much money does a government have?

Heaps. Lots. This is a bit of a gruesome story, this one. It's not too bad, but it's the story of an Auckland poultry... This is a gruesome, but not too bad story. Well, to be fair, it's gruesome what happened, but I'm not going to go into too much detail. Okay.

An Auckland poultry company has been ordered to make a big payout to one of its employees whose thumb was severed when he was cleaning machinery. We've actually got some audio of the finger coming off here. Come on. Come on. The poor guy has lost his thumb. I know, and they recorded it.

The best finger. The best finger by far. Out of any finger, I would not want to lose my thumb. Well, to be fair, would you? Is it finger? Is it index or is it thumb? What's most important? The thumb is the one that hooks everything.

The thumb is the one that carries the rest of the fingers. True. I can grip something with my middle finger. You can grip with your other fingers. I'd rather lose my index. Anyway, it's come off the finger. He's lost it. No one should have to lose a finger in their job. It's not funny. They've had to pay him out. How much would you

accept for a finger? If you here at ZM, if I don't know, something happened. A radio prank went wrong. Yeah, say Ross invented some stupid competition where you had to put your hand in something and you lost a finger. How much would you accept as compensation for a thumb?

See, it depends. So it's the thumb. It's the thumb. Is it the thumb on my dominant hand? Because that, I think, is more. I don't know. Let's say yes. Okay. It's your favourite thumb.

Half a mil. Half a million dollars for your thumb. It's my thumb. What are you doing with your thumb that's worth half a million dollars? Mate, you don't want to know. No, I don't want to know, actually. Well, this man in Auckland, the Poultry Company, has been paid out $30,000 for his thumb. That's it?

That's all a thumb is worth? What a slap in the face. That is such a slap in the face. It's a thumb. It's not a pinky finger. How's he meant to scroll Instagram? Oh, that annoys me. $30,000 is bull crap.

A thumb is worth way more than that. I reckon. Yep. But, I mean, it's better than nothing, right? If you needed $30,000. It's not better than a thumb. If you really needed $30,000. Imagine losing your middle finger. Yeah.

That'd be devastating. Would it? Oh, because of the gesture. Yeah. Yeah. How are you going to flip people off? Yeah, true. How would you?

Bree and Clint. We're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, Yeah. Yeah. How are you going to flip people off? Yeah, true. How would you? We're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you ever lost a digit? You know? Is that something that's happened to you in your life? A pretty traumatic thing to go through, we know. But while Clint is finished choking on his nuts again. I have to stop bringing nuts to work.

It's an occupational hazard. I mean, I have written to HR about it. Sorry. We want to know who's lost a finger. And people have called up. Jake's here. G'day, Jake. G'day, Jake. How's it going, team?

Good, thanks. Jake, was it you that lost a finger? It was indeed. Oh, what happened, mate? Tell us. Oh, I was working at a recycling depot and I was handing some glass one day and the weight of it took over and sliced my thumb down to the bone. Oh!

And it was hanging backwards. No! Jake. Oh, yay. So they couldn't sew your thumb back on? No, it's been reattached. I have no feeling, and I've got a rubbing band in my tendon. Does it work?

Yep, it works. It does work. I have to negotiate the grip strength between my index and my thumb to, like, roll smokes and stuff. Well, good on you for sticking to the rollies. Hey, priorities, you know. That should be good for getting your dexterity back, rolling your ciggies, isn't it? Yeah.

Jake. So it never fully came off, then, the thumb? No, it was hanging backwards. It was hanging on by a sliver of skin at the back. So this person got $30,000 for their finger. Did you get any money for your almost thumb coming off? Five months off work on ACC. Oh, okay.

Okay. Look at him. He's got a great attitude, Jake. Someone on the text machine, this is quite interesting because we were talking about before because this guy lost his thumb, which I was like, I'd be devastated if he loses a thumb. Thumb has so many useful things.

And I said, I'd rather lose a pinky finger or something. Someone texted her and said, I'm a nurse in the emergency department. Most common finger for someone to lose is an index finger. Well, that's your doing finger. Yeah, it's your everything finger. Yeah, that's your first finger of call. Your index and your thumb are the most critical, I think. Sammy's here. Sammy, your sister lost a call. Your index and your thumb are the most critical, I think. Sammy's here.

Sammy, your sister lost a finger. Yeah, four fingers. Whoa. Four fingers. What happened to the poor thing? So she has had three of them surgically put back on. Yeah. But she was three,

and my dad was replacing the belt on a milking machine. Oh, no. He went around the corner to turn it on to check it, and my sister put her hand in. No, she was three. She was three? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Your dad would have been in so much trouble. Yeah, well, I guess these days he'd been in a lot of trouble, but it was pretty crazy. Sammy, you might not know, but you said they've been reattached. What did they put them on? Like, was it frozen peas? Was it ice? Oh, yeah.

Did they whack them in milk? My mum, I think it was my mum picked, I was there. My mum picked them all up. And we just rushed her straight to hospital, I think. Oh, my God. Little glad bag of fingers. Oh, poor little thing. Wow, that's crazy stories.

Thanks for sharing that, Sam. Let's go to Richard. G'day, Richard. Hi, Richard. Hey, poor little thing. Wow, that's crazy stories. Thanks for sharing that, Sam. Let's go to Richard. G'day, Richard. Hi, Richard. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Was it you that lost a finger? I lost my index finger and half a thumb on the same hand. Oh, no. Devastated. Richard, how'd you do it?

In a drop saw. Oh, Richard. Oh, Richard. Okay, was it your fault or was it your workplace's fault? No. Oh, Richard. Okay, was it your fault or was it your workplace's fault? No, no, no, my fault. It was your fault. I was just rushing, just rushing. So you didn't get any money for it?

I got 13 grand through the ACC payout. Oh, I mean, you lost your index and half a thumb though, Richard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask, obviously they couldn't reattach. No, I scooped the hole from a thumb off with the saw and chopped my finger three-quarters of the way down and in the end he did impotate it right to the face of my hand. Oh, you poor bastard. Which hand, left or right?

My left hand, so it's likely my normal working hand. Your shaking hand, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got off, mate. I mean, you didn't because you lost your finger and your thumb. But I mean. Oh, man. Oh, I feel ill. Dean's here.

There is a New Zealander on the Time magazine top 100 most influential people list, Dean. Oh, guys, this is obviously huge. It's probably not a huge surprise for you guys, but Taika Waititi has made the Time 100 most influential people list, Dean? Oh, guys, this is obviously huge. It's probably not a huge surprise for you guys, but Taika Waititi has made the Time 100 most influential people list. So to give you some context as to who else is on there, Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, the president of Ukraine, like Pete Davidson's on there.

It is so massive for Taika to make this list. He's never made this list before. He was on the Hollywood Reporter's Top 100 list in 2019, but this is the first time he's made the time. This is major. It's major. Major. It's huge.

What number did he come in? Do we know where he sits on the list? 69, I believe. 69. I don't think it actually has a good, that's a good shady question. No, I don't think there's actually a, there's no numbers, but there's a couple of other people you may have heard of. Miller Coon is on there.

Channing Tatum. Yeah. You may remember him. Channing Tatum. I think I've heard of that guy before, yeah. It's a bit of a weird list, eh, to put the president of Ukraine on the same list as Pete Davidson, the guy who's dating Kim Kardashian. Yeah.

It is when you think about it, eh? Like, does Taika Waititi have the power to stop the war? Like, in what way are they influential? I mean, don't... There's categories. Yeah. Yeah, so there's different categories. There's artists, innovators, titans, leaders, icons, pioneers.

Yeah, right. What category is Taika in? Taika would be in the creators. What are you doing? Yeah. I think it's Artists. Artists. Artists.

What's the name? I don't know. I think it's Artists. Yeah. Sex symbols. I don't know. Either way, there's a Kiwi on the list, so we will take it. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Brian Clint, next. If you're the sort of person who gets stains on your clothes, Bree's going to tell you what that means about you. Oh, I've changed it. Oh, you're not going to do that? No. I read the story and turns out it just means you could be quite intelligent. Oh, right.

So there's a bit of bonus content. I'm actually going to tell you about a dentist who pulled out the wrong tooth. Okay, even better. We'll do that next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Imagine rolling up to the dentist and saying, oh, I need this tooth taken out. Yeah.

And the dentist goes, yep, all right, sit down. No worries. And next minute, and you go, you feel around in your mouth and you go, that was the wrong tooth. Ooh. The loose tooth that I wanted you to pull out is still in my mouth. Ooh, pulled out a hustling tooth. No, thank you very much. Sounds like a ridiculous story, but it's happened to a guy.

In December of 2020, a man went to the dentist wanting a sore, loose tooth removed. During the procedure, he became concerned that the dentist had not identified the correct tooth to be extracted, and he was correct after the dentist removed one of the healthy teeth. Oh, that's not good. Because then he'd have to take out the bad one as well. Oh, my God.

This happened in New Zealand as well, right? This isn't some far off. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it is. I saw this headline the other day. It's a Kiwi dentist. Yeah, it could have been. You know. Because he's taken him to court. My brother. This is in I saw this headline the other day. It's a Kiwi dentist. Yeah, it could have been. You know...

Because he's taken him to court. My brother... This is in the courts at the moment. Yeah. My brother went to the dentist when we were at school and the dentist, he had to get a filling done. Okay. And the dentist drilled the wrong tooth.

He drilled into a healthy tooth. So he ruined a tooth. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're joking. And tried to like pass it off. He's like, oh, oh, that, well, oh, don't, oh.

How did your brother know though? Because I mean, he would have been like. Because he came home with two fillings. Oh, can you, oh, like when they were the grey ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mum's like why have you got two? And the dentist joined into the healthy tooth. And the dentist goes, what are you whinging about? I gave him a free one.

I'm not even charging him that one. I'm not even charging him for the second one. You'd be so pissed off, eh? Because when you go to the dentist and you have to get any fillings, you're so disappointed in yourself. I'm so gutted in myself. You feel like a failure. I feel like I've let my parents down.

I feel embarrassed. Yeah, I feel like I let my mum down for all the healthy teeth brushing tips she gave me as a kid. So for them to drill into a tooth where there's nothing wrong with that. I would be ropeable. I'd be like, mate, maybe get the right tooth. Or pull the whole tooth out, even worse. Because imagine now he has to get two teeth replaced.

Yeah. That dentist needs to give him free dental work for life. I think that dentist needs to give him free dental work for life. I think that dentist needs to stop working. Or just put an X on the tooth that you're meant to take out. What a builder's say, measure twice, cut once. You might remember this story from

last year and it's about a woman from Brisbane. She was a dentist. Her name's Angie Yen who moved to Australia from Taiwan when She was a dentist. Her name's Angie Yen, who moved to Australia from Taiwan when she was eight. She went in for routine surgery to get her tonsils taken out and she developed what they call foreign accent syndrome in April last year. Now, it's extremely rare. It's a brain disorder. It's a real thing. Yeah. And it's usually caused when there's a sudden change to a person's speech.

So it's typically triggered by head injury, surgery, or a stroke. But it's super rare. The audio went around the world of her where she spoke out about, you know, normally she is an Aussie. She's got an Aussie accent. Yeah. And she woke up and she sounded like this. I can't shake it. I just did a job interview in an Irish accent when I've never been to Ireland.

I usually sing when I'm showering and listening to songs. And all of a sudden I was talking in an Irish accent. It's not funny because she sounds very distressed. I mean, as you would be. Can you imagine if you woke up, you rolled in here and you had an Irish accent? Well, even worse, can you imagine the issues we would face if I woke up and I had a Chinese accent? Yeah. Or an Indian accent?

That happens. Yeah. That does happen to people. People would be like Yeah. Or an Indian accent. That happens. Yeah. That does happen to people. People will be like, Clint has gone too far. That is so far. But you actually can't help it. Yeah. It's foreign accent syndrome.

People didn't believe her. Some people didn't believe her. Which I fully believe it. It's a real thing. And it's been a year. And sometimes they say with this condition it can go back and some people it never goes back wow uh but we've got some audio here of angie yen um so the clip you heard just then was her a year ago this is what she sounds like a year on hey guys it's been a while since

i last posted today is a special day because tomorrow is my one year anniversary since i woke up speaking like someone completely different from a country i've never been in um as you can it. Today is a special day because tomorrow is my one year anniversary since I woke up. Speaking like someone completely different from a country I've never been in. As you can hear it's improved quite a lot on the speech issues. Some days when I'm still stressed I can't find the words you know, it's at the tip of my tongue.

Wow, so it's kind of back, I could hear her going back and forth in there. It's died down. Yeah. She sounds Australian again. Yeah, she says it hasn't completely reverted back, but it sounds a lot more like her than what it did. I wonder if it is actually an Irish accent that she has or if it's just given her a speech impediment

that makes us think, oh, that sounds Irish, you know, or if she's got some kind of impediment that makes it sound Irish. Nah, she sounds Irish. She sounds Irish. Go,'s got some kind of impediment that makes it sound Irish. Nah, she sounds Irish. She sounds Irish. Go play the first one again. I can't shake it. I just did a job interview in an Irish accent

when I've never been to Ireland. I usually sing when I'm showering and listening to songs and all of a sudden I was talking in an Irish accent. It's not funny. What accent would you want? Irish would be nice. Because I have Irish heritage, at least I could say. You know, it's like a...

Be like, yeah, no, I went and stayed in Ireland for two weeks and I came back with an Irish accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love a Scottish accent. Oh, a Scottish accent would be a lot. Scottish accent? Mm-hmm. I'd love that.

English accent I could do. Spanish? Spanish would be exotic, yeah. God. Anything except American. Really? Too much. A Southern American accent's quite nice.

I could do a Southern American accent. A Southern belle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I quite like a Southern accent. Yeah. There's a lot of nice accents. I thought we could play the game, Let Us Guess Your Accent. Because we played it earlier this year.

We were shocking at it. We were terrible, but it was a lot of fun. Guess that accent. You have an accent. You call us. We try and guess where it's from. We've taken the names out because apparently some names giveaways as to where they might be from.

Could be some hints. We'll just say, hi, Caller 1. Hey, guys. Hi. Caller 1, whereabouts are you calling us from? I'm calling you from Cambridge on the lovely North Island. Oh, is he? I know it.

Look, we need a little bit from you. Can you just tell us what you had for lunch today, please? For lunch today, I had fried eggs on toast with some avocado and a little copper. I know that anywhere, that is a beautiful Irish accent. Do you agree, Brie? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Okay, I'll just go with you. He's an Irishman.

Okay, Irish. Point number one, are you Irish? I am indeed. Yay! What's your name? Ger. How long have you been in New Zealand? Five and a half years. Oh, lovely.

Here we go. Okay, we're one from one. Love this for us. Caller number two, hi. This is how it started last time. Hello, caller number two. No, I'm getting cocky. We're going to nail this.

Caller number two, tell us a little bit about what you've got planned this evening. I'm going to go home this evening. I've been away. I've been in town, so I'm just coming home.

I'm in the car. And it's the first time I've called her, so I've never actually called you guys before. Oh, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

I know. I know. What do you think? I thought South American, but no. I think Brazilian. You think Brazilian? Yeah. I think French.

Oh, my God. I heard a little bit of French in there. Okay. I'm lucky in Brazilian. You're lucky in French. I'll go French. Caller number two, are you Brazilian or French? You won.

You won. Where are you? Where are you from? I'm from France. Hey! That's why. What's your... As unusual, I've never ever...

Everyone that I speak to, you know, they've never met me before. They always get the wrong answer. Yeah. What's your name? My name is Fab. Fab, how long have you been in New Zealand for? They always get the wrong answer. Yeah. What's your name? My name is Fab. Fab, how long have you been in New Zealand for?

27 years. You know what's so interesting, Fab, is you sound French, but then you can hear some Kiwi words thrown in the mix. Okay, let's go to caller number three. Hi. Hi, caller number three. Hello. Hello.

Oh, okay. Caller number three, what kind of car do you drive i'm currently driving a honda fit oh yeah what color is it this color blue i'm not very good at this game so far are you dating anyone at the moment and what's their name well my partner is italian she's name is Daniela, mother of my kid. Oh, he's Italian. You think he's Italian? Because she's Italian, you think he's Italian? Yeah, but when he started talking

then, I could hear Italian. He is Italian. He's Italian. You're Italian. I am not Italian. Where are you from? I'm from Argentina. Beautiful accent. We love Argentina. Oh, beautiful accent. We love Argentina.

He threw us off with the Italian partner. He did. And you know what? I mean, I feel like there's some Italian that's been swirled in there from his wife. Whatever makes you feel better. Last one. Last one. Come on, we've got to get this last one.

Caller number four. Tell us what's your favourite item of clothing and why? My favourite item of clothing is no clothing. No clothing at all. I like that, caller number four. You like it, don't you? Love to let it all fly. You're nudie-roodie.

Probably swimming talks. Okay. So wait, he likes to be nude. I'm going to say that means European. Yeah, okay, yeah. You know what I mean? That's a hint. You'd be a summer person, is that right, Colin?

Number four, you prefer the summer and the heat? Bit of both. What's your favourite food, Colin? Number four? My favourite food, I love good old steak and cheese pie. Oh, that doesn't help us at all. He's not giving us much. I'm going to say Spanish.

I'm going to say we've got a Spaniard on the phone this afternoon. You reckon he's Spanish? Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm terrible at this game. I'll go with you. Caller number four, are you Spanish? No, I'm not. Where are you from?

I'm from Czech, Czech Republic. Oh, no. To be fair, caller number four, we were never going to guess the Czech Republic. I should have. One of my best friends dates someone from the Czech Republic, and now that you've said that, I can hear it. What's your name?

I think my name is Miro. Miro. In all fairness, nobody can guess my accent. I think I've got some weird accent that is all mixed up. You've got an international accent. Well, you've got a unique accent, and we love that. I got two, you got one.

No, I think I got zero. No, we got the Irish one together. Oh, I just went with you on that. Brian Clint. I said before some troubling news for Coke addicts. Coca-Cola addicts. You need to say Coca-Cola. Well, no, people just call it Coke. Yeah, I know, but then when you put addicts. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. People who are addicted to Coke. Mm-hmm. Can't go a day without it. They have it at work. Well, I mean, that is a real... They have it at their desk. That is a real thing. I used to work with this

woman. She was... I was working on a radio breakfast show and she was our newsreader. So she'd have to get into the office at like three in the morning. Yeah. Didn't drink coffee, didn't drink tea, didn't drink energy drinks. Yeah. But she would drink three Cokes a day. And

I remember we did this thing where she tried to stop drinking Coke. She couldn't do it. She's a massive Coke head. She couldn't do it. She's a big Coke head. Producer Ben, huge Coke fiend. Was he? He'd have Coke every day before the radio show.

Was he really? Oh, he hid that well, didn't he? Well, Coke fans are not happy with the news today that they are getting rid of two flavours. Coke are going, you know what, too many. Too much. Too much. Simplify it. Get rid of them.

It's gotta be, it's gotta be, um, that Coke Stevia one. Coke Stevia? Coke Stevia. Get rid of that one. Stevia was such a good idea, except it's way too intense. Except it tastes average. Stevia's that person at the party who's like, hey, guys, can I get you a drink?

It's like, calm down, Stevia. We want it sweet, but we don't want it that sweet. I'm the subtle person, but I'm just going to sit over here on the corner. I'm super subtle, though. They say I'm super subtle. You can't even tell. Cider just started to go up in shops, promising that the change is coming to the sugar-free range.

So the Cokes that are going bye-bye, there are two of them. You will no longer be able to get a Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar. I thought. God. They've already gotten rid of Coke Zero. Me too. A while ago. Me too.

For Coke No Sugar. Yeah. How many do you need? I mean, isn't it the same, same? They're going to replace them with... And what about Diet Coke? What's the difference now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're going to replace Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar with Coke Zero Sugar. Oh, see, I would have went with Coke Zero Zero. I've got a theory they're all the same anyway. Or Coke Triple Zero. That's quite cool. I've got a theory they're all the exact same one in a different bottle. You think they're all the same? Producer Anastasia is quite upset about this news.

Producer Anastasia, what is your Coke of choice that they're getting rid of? Vanilla Coke, I think she said. I hate vanilla Coke. No, it's Coke No Sugar. Coke No Sugar. There is a difference and people are really outraged by this because... This is what I'm saying. The Coke heads are really outraged about this.

Coke No Sugar is the closest tasting alternative. Right. And I just, I cannot, I had a Coke full fat or whatever you call it the other day,

full sugar. Yeah. Couldn't do it. You couldn't do it. Wait, no, no, hang on, hang on. You want one that tastes as close to Coke as possible

but then when you have the Coke you don't like it. Yeah, it's a complicated thing but that's why us Coke addicts are so... Coke no sugar's been around for like five minutes. No, it's but that's why us Coke addicts are so... Coke no sugar's been around for like five minutes.

No, that's the only one I've ever drunk, though. Well, how old are you? Oh, Brie, we don't want to go down this tunnel. That always leaves you getting upset. Okay, well, Coke zero sugar is coming for you anyway. My question is, when are they releasing alcoholic Coke? Ooh, not a bad idea. When are they releasing Coke with rum?

Rum and Coke. Yeah. Or Coke with, oh, have you had Coke with red wine? Vodka Coke. Have you had Coke with red wine? Yeah, it's called something. Hoite? Is it called Hoite?

Something like that. Actually really good. What about Coke and Baileys? Oh, yeah. It's like an alcoholic spider. Sounds like the alcoholic. And then it all kind of splits and curdles. Well, we'll pitch those to the company anyway.

They've got a bit on. Maybe they'll get around to it soon. Brie and Clint. You've got to guess celebrity names as quickly as you can. It'll be Brie versus you, Jenny. Hi. G'day, Jenny. Hi.

Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Surprise, everybody. I've changed the game today. Oh. Hi. G'day, Jenny. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Surprise, everybody. I've changed the game today. Oh. Today, it's first to give me two celebrities who use this name as part of their name. Oh, my God.

Because. Jenny, I didn't sign up for this. Did you sign up for this, Jenny? No, I did not sign up for this. Come on. I think it will level the playing field a bit. I think it will help to. So, wait, you're going to do two?

Yes, you're going to do two. Does that mean 100 KFC? Oh! That's a great point. We're changing it up. Anastasia, is it in the budget to do 100 KFC chicken dollars today? Jeannie, you know what? I'm feeling generous.

Yes. Let's go with 100. Thank you. We love you, Jenny. So I will get you to buzz in with your name today if you want to give it a go. And you need to give me two celebrities who use this as part of their name.

So the first name I'll give you guys for the celebrity name game, double edition. Nice and easy. Adam. Brie. Brie. Nice and easy. Adam. Brie. Adam Sandler. Yes. Adam Driver.

Come on, no. Now Brie has a habit of buzzing in before she has the answer in her head. That's cheating. I feel like you need to back yourself and you need to, if you've got one, go for it. I was going to say Adam Sandler so I'm out

on that one. We're experimenting here. It's a new format. I'm going to take the buzzers away for this one. Okay? So the first one to yell out two celebrity names can have the point. Okay. All right.

Okay, okay. Someone give me two celebrity Toms. Tom Cruise. Tom Jones. Oh! Come on, I suck at this game. Wow. I would have also accepted Tom Holland, Tom Hardy.

Tom was a good one. Jesus, it's stressful. Okay, Rachel, you need to get this one, okay? Otherwise, it is goodnight nurse. All right. Just yell out whatever comes to mind. No buzzers. Yell out any name that comes to mind.

Okay, we've got this. I want two famous Rachels. Rachel. Oh, myiths Rachel who? Rachel McAdams Rachel McAdams and who? Rachel Griffiths Rachel Griffiths Is that someone?

We'll go to our adjudicator Producer Anastasia Do you know who Rachel Griffiths is? Brie do you know who Rachel Griffiths is? Oh yeah Who? She's a big time Aussie actress Brie, do you know who Rachel Griffiths is? Oh, yeah. Who? She's a big-time Aussie actress.

After Googling, I knew who it was, but unfortunately it didn't come to mind initially. Okay, out of respect to Rachel Griffiths, we give the point to Brie. Congratulations, Brie. You win the game. Sorry, Jenny. No.

Sorry, Jenny. I am not quit for this game. I'm not good. I'm sorry. We can give you 50, not 100K if she took it. Oh, Jenny. I am not quit for this game. I'm not good. I'm sorry. We can give you 50, not 100 KFC chicken dollars. How does that sound? Oh, thank you. No worries, Jenny.

That sounds amazing. Thanks for being a good sport. Thank you. I tried. Tune in next week for the triple name game. No, we're not doing that. That was hard enough. Where I use names like Anthony.

Hopkins. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Anthony. Uh, Hopkins. Oh yeah, that's not bad. Anthony. Oh, quick. Oh, Anthony the Wiggle. The Blue Wiggle. Ariana Grande covering Mama Di. Seven Rings.

That was a good time, wasn't it? We have to find that clip. I know. Ben deleted it. Producer Ben. He took it with him to Australia. He's going to use it for his own show now. It's on Jason Hawkins' new show. Look, I feel like this is going to be super relatable to a lot of people, but do you have a

dog that barks a lot in your neighbourhood? Oh yeah. I know this. I've lived around this before. Hard to deal with. It is really hard to deal with. And a lot of the time people that own the dog sometimes don't even know because they'll go to work or, you know. Dogs got separation anxiety.

Yeah, and they're barking and it's just constant. Well, a man has divided the internet, Clint, because he had one of these dogs that was directly next door. Yeah. I believe they moved in and this dog was just non-stop, continuous barking. Yeah. And this guy.

I always wonder with dogs like that, do they get a sore throat? Yeah, I always think it would be quite exhausting for them. Yeah, yeah. You know, to constantly, it's like literally going like this, right? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Yeah. Ah! Ah! Ah! Over and over and over. You know? Yeah.

Like, I'm exhausted already. It's weird, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, totally. But they just go and go and go. This guy's name is John Di Maria and he lives in San Diego and he decided to take matters into his own hands because he talked to the neighbours. No, not in a bad way.

Did he kill the dog? Oh, well, some people are divided. He talked to the neighbours and said, look, your dog's barking. Can you do something about it? Can we organise, you know, can we make a plan? And the neighbours didn't want a bar of it. Right. So he came up with something that he's called the Dog Zapper 2000. Right.

Which is essentially a contraption that sits on his deck outside his house. Yeah. And well, you take a listen. This guy here, he is explaining it. My neighbour got a dog and the damn thing barks. So I went

ahead and built this invention, the Dog Zapper 2000apper 2000 fully self-contained unit 40 portable fully remote controllable so every time the dog barks a horn goes off yeah now i gotta ask this guy what's more annoying than a dog barking probably a dog barking followed by a car horn. Well, I think that's the point. Yeah. It's kind of, I think, trying to make it known to the neighbours.

Oh, he's trying to punish the neighbours, not the dog. Yeah, because it's not the dog's fault. It's not the dog's fault. Because if I'm the dog, I'd be going, sick, now when I bark, this cool horn goes off. I'm talking to something that sounds really weird. Now when I bark, cars are tooting to me. I must be doing a good job. This is weird.

Can you imagine hearing that in your neighbourhood? You'd be like, what is going on? Has the dog eaten a horn? An industry baby. There is a fascinating story on the New Zealand Herald today where a couple have written in anonymously. Oh, God. Synonym.

Synonymous. Synonymous. A couple have written in anonymously. Damn it. Anonymously. A couple have written in without providing their names. Good. Asking for advice.

They say that they're aware of their daughter's cheating on her husband. Oh. Yeah. They're the parents. They know their daughter is cheating. I'm going to read you what they wrote, okay? Oh, no. We have discovered our daughter has been having an affair,

which is now breaking up her 15 year marriage. There are three young children involved and we are very fond of her husband. This has left us feeling torn and angry. Should we get involved and try and help them sort it out or should we

leave them to their own devices? Oh, that is a hard one. I have so many questions. Like, how did they find out? Yes. Does she know that they know? Yeah. And I, I mean, it's a tough one.

And who do you want in the divorce? Do you want your son-in-law or do you want your daughter? Do you want to keep your biological daughter? Because you need to know the facts. You need to know the situation. They need to talk to her. Yes, that's where it starts. Because it's not all black and white. But you say that, and I'm pretty

sure there'll be people listening to us right now who have been in that situation. They've found out a loved one is cheating. They're the cheater. So they talk to them about it and then they get shut out completely. They go, you don't know what you're talking about. They might deny it. They might go, I'm not cheating.

Why would you say that? That's so rude that you would say it. And then they shut you out altogether. It could go so bad in so many different ways. Yeah, you'd want to be positive. You'd want to be sure. Because if you go in guns blazing too. And it's not true.

Because it might not be true. Like do they have substantial proof but even say it is true and then the family breaks up and then the grandkids go oh our grandparents broke up broke our parents up because they oh i mean i think you know any reasonable person and they should know their daughter better than a lot of people. Yeah. Like they should know her if they were to confront her. Because, I mean, in a situation like that, you want the best for someone and she should know that they want the best for her.

You can't tell her what to do. No. But you can offer her support and be like, hey, we think this might be going on. And you ask them and You don't accuse someone. Is anything happening? But what do you ask them to do? Do you ask them to stop cheating?

Do you ask them to come clean? Do you ask them to leave the husband? What do you do? I guess it's not really their decision. You can support someone, but you need to be like, look, obviously this is the situation. There's a reason, you know, that you're probably cheating or you're not happy.

You need to make a decision at some point. You need to either tell your husband what's going on and you need to think about separating if that's what you want but it can't go on forever. Do you think they wish they didn't know? Probably. But I mean, maybe they can help. Maybe.

It's a hard one because, I mean, I've definitely been in a situation where I've found out that one of my best friends was being cheated on. Oh, they were the cheaty, not the cheater. The cheaty. Yeah. Yeah, so I then had this. And I was quite young at the time, and I saw it. I actually saw it with my own eyes.

Did you know the person doing the cheating well? Who was? Their partner. Yes, I did. Right, okay. I did, but I wouldn't say I was like really good friends with them. We were friends, but my loyalty was obviously to my best mate, and I actually ended up saying to the person that they were dating,

I said, hey, look, I know what's going on. You need to talk to my friend. You need to do this. And if you don't, at some point I will be talking to her. And how did that go down? They owned up. Right. They talked about it.

And did your friend, was your friend okay about it? Did you keep the friends? Well, the thing was is that I ended up then having a conversation after I knew that they had talked about it. And to be honest, in fairness to him, he did it quite quickly. So I didn't have to hold on to this big secret, you know, because I couldn't have done that. No, no, no.

Like if it was, imagine it's like seven years and he's like, yeah, I'm going to tell her. I'm going to get around to it. I've been busy. We're talking cheating and we're talking interfering, intervening when you know that there's cheating going on. A fascinating letter in the New Zealand Herald today where some parents have found out that their daughter

is cheating on her husband of 15 years and they don't know what to do. They don't know how to deal with it. Yeah. Do they get involved or do they just stay the hell out of it? They need to talk to her, I think. Yeah. It makes me wonder, like you said, how they found out.

And did they find out? Did they go through her phone or something? Did they have suspicions? Can you imagine? Yeah. Well, what? If you had suspicions. Yeah.

I'd love to know how they found out. Yeah. So we're asking you to call us this afternoon if you've done that. Have you got involved? Have you, you know, stuck your nose in? And dealt with someone else's cheating? What are you? Where's your take on this?

Do you put your nose in someone's business or do you stay out of it? If they're not close friends of mine, absolutely not. I stay the hell out of it. If they're close friends, I've luckily never had to deal with it, but if they were close friends of mine, I would, I think like you, I would talk to the person who was in the wrong and say, you've got to sort this out, man. You've got to do something about this.

I think if I had real proof, I'd find it really hard not to say something. Yeah, if it's your friends. Because if your friends found out you knew. If it's a stranger, I probably would just shut up. I was going, ugh, yuck, don't tell me anymore. Jennifer's here. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Jen.

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Was it you that intervened? Yes, it was. My story's a little bit similar to yours, Bree, where I actually had a best friend, and then we had a mutual friend, who was another girl, and I found out that my best friend was sleeping with her boyfriend.

Oh, no. Your best friend was sleeping with your mutual friend's boyfriend? How did you find out, Jennifer? Yeah, that's right. So we were out partying and, yeah, the next morning kind of came about in conversation and so yeah

basically I said to her you need to tell a mutual friend or I'm going to tell her because she doesn't deserve that and basically she said I'm never going to do that I'm not telling her so I ended up driving all the way to Auckland from Tauranga to tell

this mutual friend. And yeah, I've not spoken to my supposed best friend for about 12 years now. You're kidding me, Jen. Wow, you lost your best friend. So do you have any regrets? No. No, no regrets. No, you feel like you did the right thing. Jen, can I ask, what did the mutual friend say when you obviously told her what was going on?

Well, she was devastated because she was actually at uni at the time, so they weren't living together. But she is happily married now, so it kind of worked out for the best. Did your best friend stay with that guy? No. Yeah, right. No, not at all. Fascinating.

Yeah, it wasn't even... Wasn't a forever thing. A relationship built on those kind of foundations normally don't last. Can you imagine driving all the way from Turing to Auckland and you're like, I have to do this, I have to do this, I have to do this. Come on, be brave, I have to do this.

That is commitment, isn't it? Another anonymous caller. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Was it you that intervened? Yeah, it was me that intervened. Who was cheating? My sister.

Oh, this is family. Okay, who was she cheating with? What did you do? She was recently married and then about a month after the wedding she rang me to say that she'd been having an affair since before the wedding. She confided in you since before the wedding? Yeah, it had been going on since before the wedding.

Yeah, okay. So then she told me and then she was still seeing the other guy and hubby was still in the dark. And then he started having his suspicions and he messaged me and asked, do you know what's going on? And I said, yep, because she didn't have the balls to tell him, so I told him. Wow, you just told him. So it got to the point, Anonymous, where he has contacted you being like, hey, I feel

like something's going on and you just couldn't lie to him. You're like, nah, I'm not doing this anymore. Nah, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I was overhearing the excuses of why she couldn't lie to him. You were like, nah, I'm not doing this anymore. Nah, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I was overhearing the excuses of why she couldn't tell him. So I was like, well, you know, I'm going to do you a favour and tell him for you. How did your sister react?

She was quite relieved because, as I said, she didn't quite have the balls to tell him herself. Did it break up the marriage? They're actually going through all of that now. They're going through a breakup or they're trying to work it out? They're going through a separation. Oh, God. That's a tough one, eh?

I'm good on you, Anonymous. That's your sister. And as Vin Diesel says, family. True. In the immortal words of Vin Diesel. You know? Family. One more Anonymous caller. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Who was doing the cheating? So it was my little brother's brother-in-law. Your little brother's brother-in-law. Your little brother. I busted him with another woman in a pub one night, rang my little brother, told him he didn't believe me.

And then this person cheating was in the warehouse with his wife and family. Someone came up to him and went, congratulations on your new baby. Wait. Or his wife. It was somebody else. Wait.

He had a whole second, like he had a full-on girlfriend with a baby and stuff. And it gets worse because then they separated. She took him back and the same thing happened in the warehouse. The exact same thing. What is it about the warehouse? I don't know, Pat, yeah. Maybe that's where he was meeting all these people. There you go.

Scandalous, everybody. I've got to be honest with you, I got quite lost on that last one. The brother's brother-in-law. The brother was married, and so his wife's brother was cheating. Yes. Right. And she saw

it, told her brother and he didn't believe it and then the brother-in-law and his missus were at the warehouse and then someone came up to him when they were together and goes, congratulations on the new baby and obviously the wife goes, we didn't have a new baby

because it was with these other missus. Oh, the baby wasn't at the warehouse. No. Oh, now I get it. No, someone didn't come up to him and said, hey, congratulations, here's your new baby. No, no, no. Yeah, right.

Wow. I get it now. Claris Mudd. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, time for a birthday banger. We'll get three people on, figure out what was the song that was number one on their 16th birthdays, and then we'll play our favourite one. Welcome to the show, Debbie. How are you going? G'day, Debbie. I'm great, thanks. Where are you calling us from this afternoon, Debbie?

Sorry, what was it? Where are you calling us from? afternoon, Debbie? Sorry, what was it? Where are you calling us from? I'm calling you from Hamilton. Oh, lovely Hamilton. Have you ever drunk the water out of the river? Oh, gosh, no. I'm not that crazy. I have.

I got tricked into it, Debbie. That real inner city part of the river, too, because some parts of the Waikato River are beautiful Not the bit breezy I'm not going to tell you what it tasted like Debbie Let's do your birthday banger What's your birthday mate? 30th of May 1965

Alright Debbie That's a recent birthday you've had Well happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago You were 16 in 1981 And Debbie here's your birthday banger. Oh, vintage Kiwi banger. You know, this song has been on so many TV

ads. Countdown. It was on the Countdown ads. It was on the L&P ads. That's all I can remember to this. Remember that one, Debbie? Absolutely. Pretty funky out there. Counting the beat.. Remember that one, Debbie? Absolutely. Pretty funky out there. Counting the beat. Okay, wait there, Debbie.

We'll do a birthday banger from Bronwyn. Kia ora, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling from? Calling from Otaki. Oh, lovely. Lovely, beautiful.

Ever drunk the water out of the river? Oh, the water down here is way better than Hamilton. I bet, Bronwyn. I bet. What's your birthday, mate? 25th of July, 85. Alright, you were 16 in 2001. Did you say 85?

Yeah. Okay, good. 2001 and here's your birthday bag. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel. Shaggy! Shaggy! Shaggy and Angel, do you like it, Bronwyn? I do.

Yeah, nah, not really, eh? Oh, you don't like it? What were you hoping for, Bronwyn? Oh, so sorry, I think Debbie's is winning. Yeah, okay. All right, nice. Interesting, we'll keep that in mind. We'll do one more for Abby, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Abby.

Happy birthday. Thank you. What did you get for your birthday, Abby? I actually got quite a few things, yeah. Oh, go on. Go on, boast about it. Oh, yeah, I got, my partner got me a pounamu, and he also got me a massage gun, which I reckon is the winner.

Oh, nice. And a few handmade gifts from my workmates, which is pretty spot on. Wait a minute. You must be a well-loved workmate. You must be a handmade gift. I am spoiled. What are we talking, a sock puppet? One of my workmates makes

those macrame plant hangers. Oh, those are cool. What a great birthday. Pretty legendary. Well, let's top it off with your birthday banger. What's your birthday? Oh, no, she was still going. What's the last one? Yeah, no, I'm just going to keep going.

I'm going to make you guys feel bad. No, my birthday banger. Yeah, let's find out. What's your birthday? Yeah. 24th May, 1995. Right, Abby, that means you were 16 back in 2011. And on the 24th of May in 2011, this had a number one hit.

Not bad, not bad. Huge Adele song. Massive. Yeah. Pretty good. Definitely a banger. The year of Adele, 2011. Totally.

Yeah, she took over the world. It's very good. I'm not voting for it, though. I'm voting for Shaggy and Angel. You love that song, eh? I love that song, 2011. Totally. Yeah, she took over the world. It's very good. I'm not voting for it, though. I'm voting for Shaggy and Angel. You love that song, eh? I love that song, yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you. You on?

We're on? Shaggy. We're on? All right, Bronwyn doesn't like it, but it doesn't matter because that's her birthday banger and it's won. Congratulations, Bron. Enjoy this down in Otaki. Shaggy.

Lovely. Awesome. Talk to you soon, Bronwyn. Thank you. Bree and Clint. I'm about to launch a new segment. lovely. Talk to you soon, Bronwyn. Thank you. I'm about to launch a new segment. This might be the first and last time

we do a Clint, or I'm pitching this could be an everyday segment. Could this be the new birthday banger? It could be. No, it'll go alongside

birthday banger. Okay. So we'll do both, but this could be an everyday thing. Could be once a week. Right. Should we just get into it?

Go on, let's get into it. We've got an opener here. The new segment's opener. Facebook Memories. I mean, look, I do realise Facebook Memories, there would be none from 99 or 2002 because Facebook wasn't created. But hey, it sounded good. I love a Facebook memory and that's because I don't do anything fun anymore.

So I like to look back at the past when I was young and exciting. The fun thing about Facebook memories, and here's the idea for the segment, is that we reminisce. We see some of the dumb things that we said back in the day. And, you know, have a laugh about it. Yeah. I'm on board with this. This is what I'm going to do for the first time when we're going to play this segment. This is what I've done.

I've went back on my Facebook. I've went back on your Facebook. You've done it on mine. I have. Right, okay. I've found a few statuses from both of our Facebook pages. And we're going to play a game. I've been periodically deleting mine.

Have you? Yeah. Oh, well, I found a few. Okay. All right, here we go. This is how the game's going to work. The producers are going to play. Yeah.

Clint, you're going to play. And all you have to do is vote for me or vote for Clint of whose status you think this was. Got it. Okay? Okay. All right, so I'm going to take you back to this was. Got it. Okay. Okay. All right. So I'm going to take you back to this day back in 2010. And here it is.

I just bought the team a round of sausage rolls. Self-appointed GC. Is that my status or is that Clint Roberts' status? That's stressing me. Brie, I've got a quick question. Yes? Sausage rolls, are they popular in Australia? Super popular.

Oh, shit, that's throwing me off. You know what? What do you think, Sam? I'm going Clint, actually. I'm actually going to go Brie on this one. Clint? I didn't write that. That's you.

Someone has got it right. Actually, yeah, only one person has got it right, and that's sous chef Sam. It was Clint. Was it really? That was you. Self-appointed GC. Out of the two of you.

What a loser. Out of the two of you, you're the person I can more easily see saying that. What a massive loser. There you go, back in 2010. Okay, give us another one. All right, here we go Another one Who wrote this Facebook status Back in 2009

Lived a very Very Very wild lifestyle For 20 hours Heidi and Audrina Eat your heart out Oh some classic That's a Hills reference.

Yeah. But that's a, who's that rapper that we both like? Yeah. Who's that guy? Tiny Temper. Oh, I thought you were going to say Fitty Wop. No, that's a Tiny Temper lyric. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go Bray again on that one. Yeah, she loves Tiny Temper. No, I'm going Clint. I'm going Clint. It worked for me last time. Then Clint, who wrote that back in 2009? That has just got just the right amount of lameness in it. That was me.

That was Clint. I'm calling it now. This is my Google down. That was Clint. Okay, here we go. Are you ready for another one? Oh, yeah. This is from 2008. Who wrote this on their Facebook status? This better not all just be cringe things I've written from the years. All right, tell me who wrote this on their Facebook status? This better not all just be cringe things I've written from the years.

Right. Tell me who wrote this. Milo is like chocolate milk on crack. God bless this great country we live in. Okay. Oh, both countries claim Milo, so that could be either of us. Who wrote that? There's a bigger fan in this show of Milo, and I know for certain it's Brie.

So I'm going to go her again. I think it was you too. I think it was Brie. Sous Chef Sam, you could go three from three here. I could, and I think I will because I think Anastasia's just trying to throw me off, so I'm going Clint. And also, to whoever wrote it, Milo is not good. I stand by it.

Milo is great.. I stand by it. Milo is great. That was great. Oh! Right, do you want to do one more? Oh, yeah. One more. Okay, let's do a long one. How fun.

These are Facebook memories. New segment we're launching. Who wrote this from 2012? Watching Bear Grylls and thinking to myself, you better remember this in case you are ever in the situation where you get stuck and you need to kill your camel and drink the water out of its

stomach. Highly likely. You guys don't sound intelligent enough to be watching that show. Excuse you! We are quite intelligent sometimes. I'm going to vote Clint. I'm going to vote for myself as well. I feel like you would have made a camel toe joke, Brie.

Who wrote that in 2012? You did, Brie. We're switching boats. I think it was me. I think that was me. I think it's not funny, but it was trying to be funny, and I think it's me. Sam's great at this game. It was me. I mean, it was funny, yes. It was trying to be funny, and I think it's me. Sam's great at this game.

It was me. Yes! I mean, it was funny, yes. It was so funny. I'm just, I was listening to that and Bree's impersonation of Steve Irwin. Just, you know, you're survivalist. I was obsessed with Bear Grylls, Man Vs. Wild. Really?

Obsessed with it. I actually believed at some point I would be lost in the wilderness, and I needed to watch a show. There it is, Facebook memories. I think we might get the audience involved, get you guys to bring your Facebook statuses from this day, whatever year it's from. Anybody but me.

No more of mine. I've got another one of yours. I'm going to unfriend you on Facebook. Do you guys want to hear another one from Clint? Of course we do. He said on this day back in 2008, doesn't trust people without a profile picture or people with a cartoon pic

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