ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th May 2023
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ZM's Brie and Clint.
Good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Did you say happy birthday to Georgia today?
Is it her birthday?
I just realised before it's Georgia's birthday.
No, it's not.
She can hear us right now.
Is it your birthday today?
Happy birthday Georgia!
I feel like a right arse.
Me too.
You know when you've talked to someone during the day
and you didn't realise it was their birthday?
Come in here and we'll give you a kiss to make up for it.
Oh, that'll make it worse, she said.
29.
29.
Good age.
Great age.
You were in your prime at 29.
Yeah.
That's what they say.
In your prime at 29. Feeling fine at 29. Yeah. That's what they say. Yeah, she loves that.
In your prime at 29.
Feeling fine at 29.
Oh, 29's are the best.
If I could go back to 29.
Yeah, well, that's Georgia today.
Yep.
Live large, Georgia.
Best years of your life.
Slide into her DMs for her birthday.
Hey, today on the show, we're going to add one more item to our cart for ZM's Add to Cart.
I'm just having a look at what it is.
What have we got today?
Ooh, bougie.
Is it?
Yeah.
Is it actually?
Yeah.
Let me look.
Ooh, very bougie.
These are meant to be anti-aging, these things.
And it's not a beauty product.
It's not a cream or a serum or anything like that.
It's nothing like that.
Yoni crystals.
No. You're going to say or a serum or anything like that. Yoni crystals. No?
You're going to say anti-age you?
They could.
Depends what part. Yeah, they give you
wrinkle lines. Yeah.
Anyway, it's not those.
We'll tell you what it is at 4 o'clock and we're going to throw
$250 cash in there thanks to our
friends at GrabOne who are helping you
grab more this week on
ZM's Add to Cart.
First, we're going to kick off the show with Tradie vs Lady.
$50 cash, as always, up for grabs thanks to KFC.
If you want to win it, you've got to call right now 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Well, trade and laid next?
Yes, that's what they say.
That's the term for it.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
Here we go.
Score update for everyone playing along.
The tradies picking up a win yesterday,
taking them to 37 for the year,
but the ladies still out in front on 49.
A rare win for the tradies yesterday.
Let's see if they can go back to back.
We'll meet our lady first.
She's from the Tron.
She's 29 and she has been doing
50k in May for the last month,
just like Bree to raise money for Sweet Louise.
Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon.
Hiya. Oh, my fellow
50k-er in Mayer. How you been going?
Oh, you know,
it's pretty tiring.
It's pretty tough. Yeah.
Are you spreading yours out over the
entire month of May
or are you doing it like Brie, you're going to walk it all in one day?
Oh, I'm not as tough as Brie.
I've been doing it across the month.
Yeah.
Hey, Shannon, are you in Hamilton?
If you're free on Saturday, we'd love to have you come down
because Dame Susan and I are walking 50 kilometres around Cornwall Park.
So if you can spare an hour, I know it's a bit far to come,
but, you know, we'll be there
if you want to come down and say hello.
Oh, I wouldn't mind.
I'll have a chat to Jen and see if there's a golf course up
that he wants to do later.
Mate, everyone wins.
You're taking on our tradie today.
They're also from Hamilton, they're 22,
and him and his twin finished their yardies at exactly the same time.
Now, that is a Hamilton badge of honour.
Welcome to the show, Jacob.
G'day, Jacob.
Are you identical or fraternal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Identical twins, yeah.
They do everything together.
We have the badge of honour too.
What was your time on your yard glass?
Minute 20.
Oh!
Jeez, Jacob.
You could nearly make the Olympic team.
You're an absolute guzzler.
Yeah.
Okay, your buzz is tradie.
Shannon, yours is lady.
First three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
On which TV show was One Direction the band put together?
Tradie.
Yes, Jacob.
X Factor.
It is, of course, X Factor, the UK version.
Nice work, Jacob.
One point to the tradies.
Question number two.
LeBron James is out of the NBA final series.
Which Los Angeles-based team does he...
Yes, Jacob.
The Lakers.
Of course.
Jeez, he's quick.
Shannon, you're right there, but he's just very quick.
Quick on the yard glass, quick on the trigger.
Yeah, that's two to the tradies.
You need this one here, Shannon.
I believe in you.
You can come back.
Question number three.
What year did the Barbie doll first release?
Was it 1959, 1969, or 1979?
Trady.
Jacob, for the win.
1959.
Oh, my God.
He's got it. Oh, my God. He's got it.
Oh, my God.
Nothing to be ashamed there, Shannon.
Jacob was just on fire.
Jacob, that was superhuman.
You got a sports question, you got a music question,
and you got a question about Barbie dolls.
You might be the whole package.
I try, I try. And he's quick on the yard package. I try, I try.
And he's quick on the yardies.
I mean, what more do you want?
What more do you want?
50 bucks cash going to the tradies.
Well done, Jacob.
Nice work.
Bree and Clint.
I came across this very famous dog called Tucker Budzen.
Oh, yeah?
And apparently Tucker is one of the top dogs in pet social media influencing.
Earning, get this.
What a weird age that we live in.
I know.
That that is something to be.
Imagine talking to someone 20 years ago and telling them,
so your dog is going to be an influencer and earn a six-figure sum.
Really?
Every year.
Really?
Yes. The dog? The dog. What sort of six-figure?? Every year. Really? Yes. The dog?
The dog. What sort of six figure?
Have they opened the books?
I've got a few numbers here.
Tucker is five years old now.
Lives in Michigan in the States
and has almost, get this,
25 million followers.
He must be a good
looking dog. He's beautiful.
I believe he's a golden retriever. He's very pretty. a good looking dog he's beautiful i believe he's a golden retriever he's
very pretty yeah very good looking dog um he does a bunch of different social media so he's across
all the social platforms uh a youtube paid post can uh get anywhere from 80 000 to 120 000 dollars $50,000 to $120,000 for a 30, it says 30 minute pre-roll, but I believe it would be a 30 second.
So a 30 second ad.
I don't care how good looking your dog is.
I'm not sitting through a 30 minute pre-roll.
No, it'd be a 30 second.
Instagram, Tucker pulls in about $40,000.
For a post?
For three to eight stories on instagram wow isn't that crazy
this dog is incredible i know so i'm pretty sure he's earning i think because they kind of alluded
that he's earning about a million dollars a year did fussy cat create was fussy cat the original
fussy cat grumpy cat yeah grumpy cat was he the original was grumpy cat the original, Fussy Cat. Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat. Yeah, Grumpy Cat. Was he the original?
Was Grumpy Cat the original pet influencer?
Yeah, that's a good question.
He definitely was up there as one of the first ones.
He's definitely the most successful.
He's the only pet that's been invited to the MTV VMAs.
That's right.
And then when,
does a cat want to be at the MTV VMAs? I doubt it.
I doubt it. Cats don't want to go
anywhere. Especially grumpy ones. Yeah, they want
to be away from people, don't they? Grumpy cat
doesn't want to be anywhere. He is so grumpy.
There's different, because I looked
into other
pets that are making a heap of money. There's
a sheepadoodle that has over
8.3 million followers on TikTok.
A sheepadoodle? A sheepadoodle. What's a sheepadoodle that has over 8.3 million followers on TikTok. A sheepadoodle?
A sheepadoodle.
What's a sheepadoodle?
A cross between a poodle and a –
A sheepdog?
Oh.
Maybe?
A sheepdog and a poodle, I'm assuming.
I love a doodle.
Oh, hang on.
That wasn't the right thing to say.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Well, we support that here at ZM.
Whatever you like is fine.
I'm not going to yuck your yum.
You are married to...
I love a poodle cross.
You are married to a woman.
But, hey, as long as you've had those conversations with her, that's fine.
I love a dude.
There's also Doug the Pug, which you would have heard of.
Yeah, I've seen Doug the Pug.
Doug the Pug, very famous pet online. And. Yeah, I've seen Doug the Pug. Doug the Pug, very famous pet online.
And they're all raking in the cash.
Yeah.
Like making big dollars.
Like this dog, Tucker, his owners have both quit their normal day jobs.
Just to focus on Tucker?
Yeah.
Wow.
To run his social media.
Far out.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
I thought we could ask people.
It's a stupid situation, but go for it.
But hey, they're making big money.
I thought we could ask people, because I'm interested to know,
do you have a famous pet?
And maybe they're famous online.
On Instagram.
Maybe they've been on a New Zealand TV show.
Maybe your dog was in Lord of the Rings.
Could have been.
I mean, did they have dogs in those movies?
They might have.
If they did, it would definitely have been a New Zealand dog.
I'd love to talk to someone.
I know one of the owners of a dog that was on,
what was that dog, Jono and Ben,
that dog show Jono and Ben hosted?
Dog Almighty.
Dog Almighty.
Dog Almighty, yeah.
I love that show where dogs competed in obstacles.
Was your dog on Tuck's Wonder Dogs back in the 90s?
Yeah, amazing.
Were they on an ad?
Have they been photographed to be the face of a pet brand?
Was your dog on Police 10-7?
Maybe.
Either doing the arresting or being arrested?
Well, you know, ex-police dogs do get rehomed
So it could have been
Yeah, do you have a famous dog?
There's all kinds of famous dogs
Yeah, 0800DIALSATM
Or you can text us on 9696
Do you have a famous pet?
Bree and Clint
Hey guys
A lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine
Please use my, uh
Please use my discount code
on any pet treats.
None of you have been asking about
my ball licking routine.
So I thought I'd show you.
Oh God.
What's a dog going to do for influencing?
What do they do? They just sniff butts?
Lick their own bits?
Yeah, I mean that is...
Dogs, they've got it good, don't they?
Haven't they got it good?
This one's making close to a million dollars.
So we want to know, have you got a famous pet?
Could your pet be the next Tucker?
Yeah.
You never know what's possible.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hello.
How are we?
Good, thanks.
Your best friend has a famous pet, Sarah.
Yeah, sort of unintentionally.
It was a video of
the older
pug sitting on
the younger pug.
It's very cute.
But he put it on
Instagram or something and sort of
it got picked up by one of those viral pages.
Oh yeah, like a
uni lad or a lad bible or something.
We're looking at the video of this right now.
It's posted on the Daily Mail, Sarah.
Yeah, it's nuts.
And so it just sort of went viral really, really quickly.
And then he made a couple of grand of it.
Did he?
Five or six grand just from royalties of companies like Daily Mail
asking like, hey, can I...
Can we have the video?
Oh my God.
Can we share this?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
The expressions on the dog's faces are everything, you know?
They're cute.
They are so cute.
Pugs are so cute.
Pugs are so cute.
Okay, that's great.
You asked, was there any dogs in the Lord of the Rings?
In fact, you said, were there dogs in the Lord of the Rings?
I was just asking.
Someone said there was a dog in the Lord of the Rings and it was the same dog that featured in the Toyota Bugger commercials.
Really?
Yeah.
I wonder what type of dog that was.
Yeah, I remember that dog.
He jumps to get on the back of the Hilux
and he misses and he lands in the mud
and the dog goes, Bugger.
I think I've seen that.
I just remembered I've met a really famous Kiwi dog.
Have you?
Yeah.
So quite a few years ago, my family, we went on a holiday to Queenstown.
Yeah.
And one of the things that we did was we went dog sledding.
Oh, okay.
It's one of the things, experiences you can do in Queenstown.
Yeah.
Amazing experience.
Anyway, so we went up the mountain, met these dogs
who have obviously been trained to pull these sleds.
It was incredible.
And I was talking to the owners and they were saying that they were like,
this is the dog that was in the Taylor Swift Into the Woods video.
And it featured, because it kind of looks like a wolf.
Yeah.
And if you watch the video clip back,
it is the same dog, yeah.
Claudia, you would love to meet that dog,
wouldn't you?
You'd love to meet a dog
that has met Taylor Swift.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Did you know that,
that the dog was in the Taylor Swift video clip?
Nah, I had no idea.
Well, it's in Queenstown
if you want to go meet it.
Very cute dog.
I might head off now, actually.
Yeah, see you tomorrow.
Hi, I'm here to meet the dog from the Taylor Swift music video.
Oh, not another person.
Oh, they're back again.
Someone said, my dog Pepsi was on a Dairy New Zealand ad at Field Days in 2019.
That's pretty good.
So you framed that poster?
Yep.
Someone else said, my dog has done TV ads for about 10 years.
He's currently the AA insurance dog and the SPCA dog.
I love that your dog is an actor.
So good.
Take your dog to auditions.
It's been a working actor for 10 years.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I love that.
Incredible.
Bree and Clint.
This story caught my eye today.
There's a multi-million dollar
four bedroom house for sale
in the schmancy Auckland suburb of St Heliers.
And it's had its real estate listing pulled down
because the photos of the house
accidentally had naked people in them.
What, were they in the yard of the house they were selling?
Were they?
No.
No, in the next door neighbors.
In the shower of the four-bedroom house.
Yeah, nice.
Nah.
The house is on a clifftop and it looks out over a beach.
Oh, must be nice.
And it is nice.
Yeah, must be.
Yeah.
The beach that it looked down on and the photos they didn't realize.
So you know they take drone photos of the houses now?
They didn't realize.
Well, the fancy houses.
Most real estate listenings now get drone photos.
So you can get above the house and see the property.
What, you reckon they're taking drone, oh, like of the area?
Yeah.
Of how much the block is.
Mate, the real estate agents do it all now.
They're driving the drones.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah.
Then they get in there and they do the video and they're like, hey, welcome to the house.
Shout out to my friend Dan Lavender.
He's started a new career in real estate.
One of the first videos he posted was him and it was taken on a drone and then he settings the drone up into the air.
Great real estate agent if you're looking for one.
This listing here, the house is on a cliff, it overlooks a beach and the drone photos show a couple nude sunbathing.
Yeah, nice. Is it a
nude beach? I don't actually
think it is a nude beach. I think it's a
normal beach but it just happened to have a couple
of nakey nakeys on it.
It must be a nude beach.
I feel like... I think it's illegal.
Yeah, but if you don't get
caught... If it's not... Yeah, right.
Nothing's illegal if you don't get caught. That's's not, yeah, right. Nothing's illegal if you don't get caught.
That's not true, by the way.
That won't hold up in court.
That will definitely not hold up in court.
The real estate agent has joked that the naked people don't come with the house,
even though they're looking for $8 million for the house.
$8 million?
Yeah.
I'd leave it up.
We're talking about it. Yeah. You know? True. Eight million. Yeah. I'd leave it up. We're talking about it.
Yeah.
You know?
True.
Good publicity.
True.
True.
Maybe more people should get some nudes.
Like, we would never be talking about this eight million dollar house in St. Heliers
unless the nude people were in there.
You're so right, Brie.
Yeah.
You're so right.
Maybe if you're a real estate agent, you should.
Oh, it's a whole plan.
It's not an accident.
I bet that was the real estate's parents,
the real estate agent parents.
Or it's the people who own the house.
Or them.
They're like, great idea.
We'll go down to the beach.
This is going to catch on.
Real estate agents are going to start taking the photos nude,
but not put themselves in it,
but they'll have the reflection of their bits in the toaster
or something like that.
Oh, my God.
I'll take a photo in the kitchen
and there'll just be a bit of real estate dong in the toaster. something like that. Oh my God. I'll take a photo in the kitchen and there would just be a bit of real estate dong in
the toaster.
I've got a great idea.
Naked real estate agent.
Yeah.
You could be the naked real estate agent and that's like your stick, you know?
Don't say stick.
Yeah.
Probably not in the same sentence, but stick.
Do you do the open homes naked?
Yeah.
Really?
You do everything naked.
You do the advertising naked.
I wouldn't want to buy the house.
I wouldn't want to buy the house.
Because I'd be like, has the naked person, what's he touched?
It'd be very open home.
But I mean, if you're coming to the open home,
you also have to be naked.
Yeah, I don't know that this is such a good idea.
And you're definitely not allowed to sit on the furniture.
This house clearly has a view of naked people, though.
Whether it's a nude beach or not, there's nude sunbathers that go there.
So it's good to know what you're buying.
You know, you're buying a house with nude views.
Someone just texted her and they said it's Ladies Bay, St. Heliers is a nudist beach.
There you go.
It might be that beach.
There you go.
There you go.
I thought we could talk this afternoon to people
who have nude neighbours or where they live,
they have a regular view of nakedness.
Do you live next door to what we call on this show
a naked family?
A naked family, yeah.
You and I didn't grow up in naked families.
I'm fascinated by naked families though.
Or just a naked couple.
Do you have naked couples in the apartment opposite yours?
Didn't you, Evwa?
Remember when I used to live in Ponsonby when I was fancy
and I was walking home to my apartment once
and there's this huge, beautiful apartment building next to mine
and like two storeys up there was some naked people
in the kitchen and they
weren't cooking. I'll tell you
that but they were doing something. They weren't cooking.
They were cooking up something.
0800 dial ZM or you can text
them into 9696. Do you have naked
neighbours? Do you have a view of nudity
on the reg from your house? You just know
that if you look out this window at that time
you're going to see some nakedness.
Who's naked?
Bree and Clint.
The beach in question, I think it's called Ladies Bay.
And Chris, you actually know a bit about this beach, don't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, g'day, Clint.
I was actually paragliding above it from a place called Glover Park.
I was paragliding one day above that beach,
and I just happened to glance down
and noticed a whole lot of nude, mostly men, and I was a little bit shocked,
but, you know, I can handle that kind of thing.
But, you know, I glanced down another time,
and I saw two men doing something that I'm very surprised they were doing in public.
Oh, Chris.
Oh, man.
Chris.
You yelled out from your paraglider,
Boys, it's called Ladies Bay, not Nudes Bay.
And that's got to hurt, man.
Come on.
Oh, Chris.
Don't make us question why you just happen to be paragliding
over a nude beach, okay?
Don't make us call your reputation into question here, Chris.
Chris is like, it's got the best winds in Auckland
and that's why I paraglide over there often.
And I must have got a bit distracted because I stuffed up
and I ended up having to land on that beach.
Yeah, I bet you did, Chris.
Did you land in a compromising position, did you, Chris?
It was a hard landing, was it, Chris?
X marks the spot.
I had to try and find out how to get back,
and I had to ask somebody how to, where's the...
And the first dude that walked past me was this joker
who was only wearing a backpack.
You know what is the funniest thing to me?
When people are naked, but they're wearing shoes.
Yeah.
And you know what nude sunbathers enjoy?
So I've heard.
Those reef shoes.
Which is even weirder, those little
beach shoes that you get. If you know me,
God, there's nothing I find sexier
than a reef shoe.
Chris, the dodgy paraglider,
thank you for your call. We appreciate it.
He's dropping
into a beach near you. He was a very
colourful caller, wasn't he?
Someone on the text machine said, we lived in a
two-storey house and my bedroom on the second floor directly overlooked
the neighbour's front yard. They had a pool and some lounges.
We quickly discovered our neighbours enjoyed tanning
in the nude. During the summer, I had to avoid looking
out my window. If you had a pool, would you
skinny dip? I'm not a pool, would you skinny dip?
I'm not.
See, I mean, skinny dip maybe if I'd had a couple of cans, you know.
Get you a couple of cans out after a couple of cans.
Exactly.
My question is, though, when you nude sunbathe,
do you have to sunscreen the bits?
Great question.
You would, eh?
You would, yeah.
Like if I got my rig out, if I went nude tanning because my bits and pieces have not seen sunlight ever.
Oh, can you imagine the sunburn?
Put the P in SPF.
Imagine your areolas getting sunburned.
Not ideal.
Imagine your willy skin.
Yeah.
Not great.
Anyway, Cece's here.
Hi, Cece. Hi, Cece. Hello. Have Not great. Anyway, Cece's here. Hi, Cece.
Hi, Cece.
Hello.
Have you got naked neighbours, Cece?
No, I'm probably the naked neighbour.
Are you the naked neighbour, Cece?
Welcome to the show.
And when you say naked, whereabouts in your property are you naked?
So, like, in my house, but we have a floor to ceiling window
in the kitchen. Right.
We've got a little house
and the kitchen leads straight into
the bathroom. So if you walk in out of the bathroom
and you haven't changed or you've forgotten your towel
or something and that window's like that, the
blinds are open, the people
who live next door over the fence and it's a large
family and they park brickly
in front of that window,
they will see you.
I'm sure they're like, oh, definitely, they've seen me many times.
Especially after I had my son.
You're tired, you have a newborn.
Yeah, you're busy.
You do not care.
Yeah, yeah.
And I've walked around with no top, no bra, nothing,
and probably leaking, and they've seen it all, and I'm just like, I don't even care anymore. Yeah, no, no bra, nothing and like probably leaking and they've like
seen it all and I'm just like, I don't even care anymore.
Yeah, no, no, I get it, I get it.
Nah, mate, you shouldn't care.
You're in the comfort of your own home.
Do you ever feel naughty though, Cece?
Do you ever feel a bit like rebellious?
You're like, I'm going to kick around my home naked and people might see.
Um, no, like it's hard because I'm literally like i need to be comfortable like i have quite
like a large chest so literally i'm one of those people like oh my god as soon as the bra comes off
it's like it's not going back on yeah yeah yeah cc let him out of that prison exactly so i'm just
like i don't even care it's not like a naughty thing it's a i just don't care anymore and you
guys have seen it and i've literally know that you guys have seen it.
So look at your own risk.
You're breaking the ice.
Yeah, you want to look through that window, then you look at your own risk.
View at your own risk.
Great attitude, Cece.
Or view at your own enjoyment.
Either one.
Free the nip.
Thanks for calling.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, Cece.
I always feel so naughty when I have to run through my house naked.
I did it this morning, actually. Thanks, Cece. I always feel so naughty when I have to run through my house naked.
I did it this morning, actually.
And I'd just been for a walk and I'd showered.
I realised I'd ran out of underwear so I had to run to the laundry.
And I was like, ooh, naughty.
You do feel naughty, yeah. You know?
I do.
As a non-naked person, it's like I'm breaking some rules.
Yeah.
Someone texted in, we used to have a lady who was about 60
who used to wear nothing but
a G-banger.
Nice.
Comfy.
And show off the crack.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Did you pre-read that text?
No.
Obviously not.
I wish I had.
No.
We're here now.
Bree and Clint.
A study's been done in Australia asking Aussie men,
do you sit down to wee?
Are you a sitter or a stander?
The final frontier for breaking down the toxic masculinity boundaries.
Yeah, I say men deserve to do whatever they like, you know.
If they want to sit, let them sit, I say.
Turns out one in four Australian men always sit down to wee.
Really?
One in four.
One in four.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Always sit down?
It says always sit down to wee.
Okay.
So here's some of the other results they got from the study.
The rest of the world was also asked.
24% of men in Britain said they always sit down to wee.
One in four.
27% of Polish men always sit down to wee.
One in four.
Mexican men were least likely to sit down to wee with 21%.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
One in five.
The study also found that age came into it,
saying that younger men more likely to sit down to wee than older men.
Right, and there you go.
That's the changing face of masculinity, isn't it?
Yeah, younger men are like, oh, stuff that.
I'm going to sit down to wee if I want.
I can wear a skirt.
Yeah.
I can sit down to wee.
I can paint my nails.
I can do whatever I want.
Do whatever I want.
I thought I want to find out what the results would be here in New Zealand.
Yeah, me too.
You know, I really wanted to know.
So what I've done is I've went around the office here at ZM and I've asked four men
their opinion.
Do you sit down to wee?
Depends on the day. Sometimes I treat myself to a
sit down wheeze if I'm quite tired. If it's
the middle of the night definitely sit down but
if it's a public bathroom definitely stand up.
Depends if it's 3am. If it's
dark it's more respectful to
sit down I think but otherwise definitely stand up wheeze.
If I'm at home by myself, particularly at night,
I'll sit 100%.
And in fact, I'm not opposed to sitting
while I'm out and about as well.
I always sit.
The seat's so much warmer than standing there.
Turns out all four men I asked here in New Zealand
sit down to wee.
I get it.
Sometimes you feel vulnerable.
Sometimes if you're hungover, that's definitely a sitting down situation.
I say, guys, welcome to the club.
It's nice.
It's relaxing.
You can have a scroll on your phone if you want.
You just want us to sit down so that we'll start putting the toilet seat down.
And there'll be less droplets on the toilet seat.
Exactly.
Well, there you go.
That is breaking news, everybody.
Men love a sit down wee. That's only news, everybody. Men love a sit-down wee.
That's only news you'll get on the Brian Clint Show.
Only here.
Video going viral on TikTok at the moment,
revealing the star signs that people most want to date
and the star signs people least want to date.
Oh, come on.
Get real.
It's a bit of fun.
Come on. You don't have to take it as verb. Get real. It's a bit of fun. Come on.
You don't have to take it as verbatim, but it's
a bit of fun. Because people have been
this has been an actual study. So people
have been asked, they've been polled, and
these are the results. Right. Okay?
Before you give them, what
do you think is the hottest star sign?
Well,
it's not about looks when it comes to star
signs. I feel like it's personality.
Is it about spiritual connection?
Is it about zodiac compatibility?
No, it's just about different traits that certain star signs have.
Right, okay.
Yeah.
Do you want to hear the star signs this study revealed as the most dateable?
Yeah.
Okay, we'll do that first.
Here it is.
Let's start with the three most dateable. Yeah. Okay, we'll do that first. Here it is. Let's start with the three most lovable.
Pisces, Aquarius, and Capricorn.
Now you're probably like, what the f***?
This doesn't make any sense to me.
No, it makes sense to me.
Capricorn over here.
I'm on the list.
All of a sudden I'm interested in this survey.
The Aquarius.
What did he say?
Most dateable.
Most lovable is the Pisces, Aquarius and Capricorn.
I've always said that.
That's why I always check my star sign.
Yeah.
Is it bad that I don't know what star sign my wife is?
Yes.
Is it bad?
What's her birthday?
None of your business.
Oh.
No, I don't want to give that away.
What if it's her password or something?
Hang on.
We'll just wait.
This is quite relaxing music, actually.
She's a Scorpio.
Oh.
Is that bad?
Scorpios can be very fiery people.
Says, who is Scorpio compatible with?
Cancer, Pisces and Virgo.
Not Aquarius.
Look how on board.
Oh, he's getting on board, everyone.
Here we go.
What did you say the traits of a Scorpio were?
They're very fiery.
Oh, stinging the tail.
Yes.
They can be real fiery people.
I wouldn't call my wife a fiery person.
Not to her face.
Right, let's do...
Let's just check in with producer
Claude because... Oh, you got
roasted last time we did star signs, eh Claude?
Yeah, Geminis always get roasted for everything.
We talked about the star signs
that were most likely to be
serial killers and
Claudius was on there as a Gemini.
I don't believe it.
Geminis also can be
quite temperamental.
Indecisive.
Indecisive.
Okay, let's check in.
Maybe it's not on there, Claude.
I think you're safe.
What are you getting?
Gemini.
These are the least, what is it?
Dateable.
Least dateable star signs.
Now let's move on to the three that society is avoiding like the plague.
Taurus, with 36% of people refusing to date them. Cancerurus with 36 of people refusing to date them
cancer with 37 of people refusing to date them and to absolutely nobody's surprise the most
undateable person is gemini with 42 of people refusing to date them why oh no claudia 42 oh no
the bottom of every survey.
Why? No matter what trade it is, it's always Gemini.
The Gemini's always cop it.
And can I just say I've dated plenty of Gemini's and then have broken up with.
Like two or three?
And then broke it up with them.
Or they broke up with me.
For you.
Or they broke up with me.
They probably broke up with them. Or they broke up with me. Or they broke up with you. Or they broke up with me.
They probably broke up with me.
It says here that Gemini's are highly compatible with Aries,
Leos, Libras and Aquarius.
Well, my butt is in Taurus, who's also on the least date of all.
So you found each other.
We made for each other.
You both scraped the bottom of the barrel and found each other.
Wow.
Star signs, eh?
It's all baloney.
It's all baloney unless it works for you, in which case. Yeah, in mine and Clint's case, I believe it.
I believe it.
Yeah.
It's written in the stars, Claude.
Wake up!
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Big news out of Netflix today.
They have announced Arnold Schwarzenegger as their new Chief of Action.
So COA.
Yeah.
Not a real job.
No.
Not a real job. It's for a campaign, right?
To promote their action films.
No, they said they've employed him.
Said they've employed him as their Chief of Action. So he's like the face of their action films. No, they said they've employed him. They've employed him as their chief of action.
So he's like the face of their action.
According to the video they put out,
he has a desk in the Netflix office.
What a load of BS.
Where he reviews all the action films that they put out,
like the Chris Hemsworth movies and everything.
Anything they put out that's got action in it.
Here's a bit of the video where Arnold Schwarzenegger
pulls up to the Netflix office and
runs over someone's car in an army tank.
No one loves action as
much as I do. That's why
I've accepted a big new job
as Netflix's chief action
officer. The explosions you asked for?
Bigger.
So whether it's
Extraction 2,
Hit Him Harder at Hemsworth
Or The Witcher
I'm working around the clock
To bring you the biggest action on earth
I think he's excellent
He's so good
75 years old
He looks good in the ad too, doesn't he?
Remember that story we did the other week
Where he took it on himself
To go and fill in the potholes on his street?
Yep.
He's like, the council is not taking action, so I will take action.
And he fills in these potholes and then the council makes a statement.
I love action.
And they said, that wasn't a pothole, we were repairing a gas main and you've just covered it in asphalt.
Thanks for that, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's your favourite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?
Kindergarten Cop.
That was on the TV
the other night.
Was it?
Yeah.
It's probably Total Recall.
Oh, yeah.
I'd have to say
mine is True Lies
or Twins is pretty funny.
Twins with Danny DeVito.
That's where Arnold
is pregnant, right?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
I mean, he's just got such a vast...
He's so versatile, yeah.
Such a vast array of skills.
And he was the governor of California.
Yep.
He can do it all.
When he filled in the potholes,
they nicknamed him the Terminator.
That's good.
That's very good.
Brian Clint.
You voted.
You've got your votes in on the text machine as to who you're backing for Google Down.
Now.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
He's going to breeze past that awkward intro. Now. And move right along to play Google Down. Punk. He's going to breeze past that awkward intro.
Now.
And move right along to play Google Down.
This is where the guys in here go head-to-head
to see who is the fastest Googler.
And if you back the right person,
you'll pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars.
I apologise to the team.
I am phoneless today.
I've come to work without my phone.
So...
This feels intentional.
It kind of does, doesn't it?
I promise. Because I reckon I'm not as fast
a typer as you. If we have permission to use
computers today. Everyone is allowed
to use a computer, but I'm going to say
I feel like it's an advantage to Claudia.
You can use whatever you'd like to.
I'll just get my iPad
out.
You don't have an iPad.
All right, the rules are,
put these exact questions into Google,
and I'm looking for the most common answer,
the first answer that comes up on Google.
If you yell it out first, you receive a point.
First person to three points wins.
Question number one, are we ready?
Ready.
Ready.
What is the most expensive car in the world?
Bugatti Veyron. The Rolls-Royce
Boattail. That is
correct, Claudia.
The Rolls-Royce Boattail
is a one-of-a-kind luxury
car. Estimated price of
$28 million.
For one car. That
is crazy.
Alright, one to Claudia. She's off to... Bugatti Veyron's only $19 million. Oh, crazy. All right, one to Claudia.
She's off to...
Bugatti Veyron's only $19 million.
Oh, only.
Oh, bugging.
Oh, so cheap.
I mean, what a crappy car.
All right, one to Claudia.
What an entry-level hypercar.
Yeah, probably wouldn't even get a wharf.
One to Claudia.
Question number two.
Who invented the aglet?
I can tell you
It's happy to hear it
I'm going to give it to Ella
Just
Get an L
Even though everyone was screaming and Ella
started talking before she had the answer
An aglet is that little bit of plastic
on the end of your shoelace?
It is
Invented in 1790.
Isn't it weird that someone had to invent that? I know. Crazy, eh? Before that
people were like, oh God, I need a couple of days to lace my shoes.
A shoe? It's always fraying and then I can't get it through the holes.
I mean, it's genius when you think about it. Yeah. One to Ella, one to Claudia.
Question number three.
What is the population of Nelson in 2023?
367 people.
56,376 people.
That was a mess.
I'm giving it to no one.
Me.
That was a mess.
That was a mess, you guys.
367 people. Lol. All of you answered wrong That was a mess, you guys. 367 people.
All of you answered wrong first.
Numbers are quite difficult.
Yeah, the point goes to no one.
All right.
Question number four.
What year did the first Little Mermaid come out?
1989.
That's right.
That was a guess, I believe, from Clint.
It was an informed guess. I remember hearing it came out in the 80s. I'm like, B believe, from Clint. It was an informed guess.
I remember hearing it came out in the 80s.
I'm like, Buzzy, it's that old.
Are you talking about the movie or the book?
Because the book came out in 1836.
Yeah, that's what I got too.
I was talking about the movie.
Well.
I don't read books.
You should know that.
All right.
Everyone has one point at this point in the game.
So question number five.
Do you reckon the songs were in the book in 1836?
Oh, yeah, probably.
Maybe you have to wind them up.
I've got gizmos and gadgets aplenty.
Honda does see.
All right, question number five.
What's the score?
It's one apiece.
Nice.
What year did they start building the Eiffel Tower?
Oh, I'm terrible at typing.
1880s. Oh, seven'm terrible at typing. 1887.
That's right, Claudia.
Even though you said it like a question.
I gave up because I thought it was wrong.
I'll give it to you.
Wow.
It was 1887.
This is so stressful.
All right, next one.
All right, two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint.
Question number six.
What day marks the end of winter this year in New Zealand?
September 23rd.
Have you all answered something?
No, I have not.
Let me take my time.
Ella could take it here. What day marks the end of winter this year in New Zealand?
What marks end of winter?
It's not popping up.
This year in New Zealand.
Oh, winter.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, my God.
You've got so much time.
Guys, it's not there.
I'm going to buzz you out.
It was August the 2nd. It's's not there. I'm going to buzz you out. It was August the 2nd.
It's literally not there.
What? August the 2nd is what
came up for that question.
That's crazy. Still two to Claude,
one to Ella, one to Clint. I'm
running out of questions. Question number seven.
What year did Apple
launch Apple CarPlay?
2014.
2014.
That's right, Ella.
That means Clint is out.
It's a relief, to be honest.
And I need one more question.
Oh, my gosh.
Hold on.
I'm just going to Google something.
Oh, no, this has never happened.
That's okay.
I reckon you can just say it and we'll tell you the answer.
And I'll tell you if I'm right or not.
I've got a question.
All right.
Okay, you ready?
My heart's pumping.
This is for the win, guys.
Ella.
Yep.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Okay.
What was the name of the dog that played Toto in The Wizard of Oz?
Terry.
No. Claudia. She's back in the Wizard of Oz? Terry. No.
Claudia, she's back in the game and takes it out.
Hey, Niamh, congratulations.
You backed Claudia.
You win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Awesome.
Thanks, guys.
Nice work, Niamh.
Great work.
Claudia, she's back in the game.
Stressful.
Ella, you came so close.
Oh, poor Ella. Hey, very, very Restful. Ella, you came so close. Oh, poor Ella.
Hey, very, very well done this week.
You were so close.
Thanks.
The second answer that came up for that question was Tyler, the creator.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday banger time.
We do it at the same time every day where you call us up,
tell us your birthday, and we figure out
what song was top of the charts when you were 16.
We're going to start with Maddie.
Good afternoon, Maddie.
G'day, Maddie.
G'day, guys.
Oh, there we are.
Whereabouts are you calling from, Maddie?
Nelson.
Oh, lovely, Nelson. We've been talking about Nelson a lot. I really want todie? Nelson. Oh, lovely, Nelson.
We've been talking about Nelson a lot.
I really want to go to Nelson.
53,000.
53,000 people live in Nelson, Maddie.
That's the population of Nelson.
We worked that out today.
Anyway.
There is.
There is.
And you're one of them.
Hey, Maddie, what's your birthday?
26th of July, 2003.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2019.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't
Huge song for Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes.
Do you like it, Maddie?
Yeah, yeah.
Serious phone delay between Auckland and Nelson.
Yeah, there's a real big phone delay.
I didn't realise it was so far away.
Okay, wait there, Maddie.
We're going to do one for Ange.
Kia ora, Ange.
G'day, Ange.
Hi.
Whereabouts are you calling from, Ange?
New Plymouth.
Oh, lovely.
I love a bit of New Plymouth.
Ange, what's your birthday?
I'm old.
I'm 88 to 83. Ange, you're your birthday? I'm old. I'm 88, 83.
Ange, you're not old.
You are not old, Ange.
You shush, Ange.
You were 16, Ange, in 1999.
And on the 8th of August, 99, this was at the top.
Oh, Ange.
Ange, would an old person have five as their birthday banger?
Yes, they would.
They're like non-existent now.
Yeah, they are non-existent now, but that doesn't matter.
Doesn't mean that it's not a great song.
I love that song, Ange.
You should be stoked.
I'm not really a fan, I think.
Fair enough.
All right.
Ange is like, I'm not getting down.
Don't tell Ange we once played three five songs back to back.
It was a five triple play.
Yeah.
We would have played five, but they don't have five hits.
I think there's maybe four in a push.
Let's go to Amelia.
Kia ora, Amelia.
Hi, Amelia.
Hey, guys.
How are you going?
Good, thanks.
Whereabouts are you, Amelia?
I'm in Hamilton at the moment.
Oh, the old Tron. We like it, Amelia. Whereabouts are you, Amelia? I'm in Hamilton at the moment. Oh, the old Tron.
We like it, Amelia.
What's your birthday?
It is the 22nd of September, 97.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2013.
And Amelia, here it is, your birthday banger.
Let's get ridiculous!
Oh, yeah, Amelia, it's been a read through.
The most Hamilton birthday banger you could get.
It's a very Tron banger.
I feel like I'm at the Outback right now.
Oh, Amelia's like...
How did this get to number one?
Wow, I don't know.
He was big at the time.
Riding on the back of LMFAO 6SA.
Do you like it, Amelia?
I mean, it's going to get everyone home at five.
Isn't it?
It would.
Okay, wait there, Amelia.
She's got a point.
I like her attitude.
I like the fact that she likes it, but I'm not voting for it.
I'm voting for five.
You're voting for five?
Yeah.
I mean, sometimes I like to get ridiculous, you know me.
Not that ridiculous, though.
But not today.
I'm voting for five.
There it is.
Even though she doesn't want it, Ange.
You got it, sister.
You've won birthday banger.
Okay, I'll listen to it just because it's me.
You have to.
You have to.
It's your birthday banger.
Nice work, Ange. It's the rules. Okay. Have a good Arvo it's my birthday. You have to. You have to. It's your birthday, babe. Nice work, Ian.
That's the rules.
Okay.
Have a good Arvo, mate.
Awesome.
Thanks, guys.
There you go.
Coming straight out of 1999.
Here's your birthday banger this afternoon.
It's Five on ZM with Brian Clint. I want him now, baby. Day number one.
Day number one.
I want to take a little time to refresh your mind
because the boys are back in town for the day.
Bree and Clint.
Question for you.
Do you like your middle name?
Yeah, don't mind it.
Paul.
Pretty standard middle name.
Oh, I've later revealed my middle name.
Everyone knows that.
I was trying to remain...
What?
Mysterious.
My initials are the same thing you do if someone stops breathing.
C-P-R.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Nice.
I asked my dad why, because his middle name's Paul too.
I said, Dad, why is our middle name Paul?
He goes, I don't know.
It's got so much history there, you know, so much history.
I came across this story about this couple that were deciding
on the middle name for their unborn baby girl.
Oh, yeah?
And they finally have come to the conclusion that they want to do the least narcissistic thing ever and name their children with their own names as their middle names.
Yeah, I love that.
You know?
But they thought they'd do like a bit of a fun one where they give the boys, if they have boys, her name and the girls, if they have girls, his name.
Oh, okay.
But like the girl and boy
version what are their names so i don't know what his name is but she has a problem with it because
she kind of doesn't like her name at all okay she doesn't want to bestow that name on her children
even as a middle name so her name would go to her son as a middle name. Yes. So he might be David.
So her name.
Eloise.
Her name's Geraldine.
So his name would be Gerald, his middle name.
Oh, they do a masculine version of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like my middle name.
Stephen.
Stefan.
My middle name's Stephanie.
Yeah, I know. The girl version of my dad's name's Stephen. Oh, my God. It's not that hard. Yeah, I know. The girl version of my dad's name's Stephen.
Oh, my God, it's not that hard.
No, I know.
I know.
I was trying to turn it back into the masculine version.
Oh.
For your Bree Stephen Thomasel.
You know, yeah, I was going to say you know my dad's name.
Yeah.
And you're like, Stefan?
I don't know.
Can I give you a baby hack?
Yeah.
If you're trying to work out names for your unborn baby at the moment,
you don't have to come up with a middle name straight away.
Well, that can be later, but it has to be on the birth certificate, doesn't it?
Yeah, but you've got ages to fill out the birth certificate.
How long?
Like three months.
Oh, that's buzzy.
Don't quote me, but three months, yeah.
So your baby could be unnamed for three months?
Yeah, my good friend Cara used all of those three months to name most of her children.
Really?
Yeah, we'd check in with her regularly, like, that kid got a name yet?
She's like, no, hasn't come to me.
Haven't decided yet.
To her credit, all of her children ended up with beautiful names
because she took her time.
Yeah, I mean, it's a good point.
Because obviously my middle name is after my dad.
Thanks, Dad.
That's so nice of you.
My brother.
Stephenie.
Yeah.
Stephenie.
No.
And then my brother's middle name is after my mum,
and he hates his middle name.
So your mum's name is Diane.
Diane.
So what's the message?
Yeah.
Is it Dean?
No.
Diane.
Diane, what is my brother's middle name? So the man lead up Diane for your brother, who's quite a manly No. Diane. Diane. What is my brother's middle name?
So the man lead up Diane for your brother, who's quite a manly man.
Diane.
Dwayne.
No.
Diane.
Di.
Di.
Di.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
De.
You were close.
Dion.
Dion.
Dion.
Is it Dion?
My brother hates it.
The weird thing about doing it like that is Dion actually has no link to your family.
Like it's just a made up version of your mum's name.
Yeah.
Well, it's the male version of Diane apparently.
Is it?
I think so.
I think that's how they did.
And then my sister for some reason got my nonna's middle name.
Oh, yeah?
What did she get?
Ninetta.
Oh, you're very Italian.
Very Italian.
Very Italian.
Yeah.
I thought we could ask people this afternoon,
do you have a real bad middle name?
And you know that it's not good.
It could be bad for two reasons.
It could sound bad or the origin story of it could be bad, you know?
Yeah, or maybe it's bad with your name altogether as well.
Yeah, as a group it's bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but do you just hate your middle name?
Maybe you got given the middle name after a member of the family
who went on to do something really dodgy
and now you're stuck with the name of the dodgy uncle who ended up in prison.
Yeah, or maybe it's just a passed down name
that's super old school and weird.
Yeah, okay.
We want to know your horrible middle name stories.
You can call through right now on 0800 dials at M...
Someone said, in the Philippines,
middle names are your mum's surname.
So when I was in New Zealand, I had to add my mum's surname on official documents.
So what would yours be?
So mum's maiden name?
Yeah.
Tracy.
So you'd be Clint Tracy Roberts.
Yeah.
I would be Bree Steele Thomasel.
Damn, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Damn, your mum should have kept her name.
She should have.
Yeah.
I wish she had.
It's not too late to get divorced.
Yeah, that's true.
Never too late.
That is very true and she can always go back.
She can always go back.
Always go back.
And then you can choose.
Exactly.
You can pick a side.
Raquel's going to kick us off.
Raquel, first of all, great first name.
Love that name.
Oh, thanks. It's just fun to say, Raquel. So you've got off. Raquel, first of all, great first name. Love that name. Oh, thanks.
It's just fun to say, Raquel.
So you've got to juxtapose that.
You won the first name lottery.
You've got to lose the middle name, I guess.
What is your middle name that you think is not so great?
Irene.
Irene.
Irene.
Oh, Raquel, Irene.
Like off home and away.
Yeah, shout out to all our Irenes that are listening.
But yeah, my mind straight away goes to Irene from the diner on Home and Away.
She's famous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it after anyone, Raquel, or they just picked it?
Oh, no, it's after someone, but I never met her.
Come on, Irene.
Oh, I swear what you mean.
Okay, thanks, Raquel.
We appreciate the call.
Raquel, please don't, she said.
Christine's here.
Hi, Christine.
Hi, Christine.
Hi.
Is it your middle name that you think isn't very good, Christine?
Not my middle name.
My middle name is, I'm fine,
but I used to know this girl and be friends with her
and her middle name was quesadilla.
No, it wasn't, Christine.
Spell it like the Mexican dish, quesadilla.
Quesadilla.
Yeah, that's how it was spelled.
I don't know.
That would have been so butchered by how many 90s Kiwi teachers as well going,
Kwisadila?
Kwisadila, are you here?
Did you ever meet her sister, Piko de Galo?
Why?
Do you know why they gave her the middle name Quesadilla?
Well, she was like, grew up in New Zealand and stuff,
but I think her parents were actually from overseas and immigrated to New Zealand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, yeah, gotcha.
Maybe it's got some significance that we don't understand.
It's just funny to us.
Maybe they love quesadillas, and I kind of love...
That's the likely scenario, yeah. I kind of love that as a middle name. It's just funny to ask. Maybe they love quesadillas. And I kind of love... That's the likely scenario, yeah.
I kind of love that as a middle name.
It's interesting.
But you would call your firstborn child,
their middle name would be Garlic Bread.
Yeah, or Carbonara.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Harks back to your Italian roots.
Finally, this person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
You're not a fan of your middle name, Anonymous?
Not really. Oh, I don't mind that. I think it's who I'm named after. Oh. Okay.
So, first of all, what is your middle name? Margaret. Beautiful name. I think that's
a lovely, old-worldy name. You're saying it's
because of who you're named after? Correct. So, I'm named
after an auntie who was referred to,
and I don't know if it was to her face
because I never got to meet her,
but she was referred to as Sad Auntie Margaret.
Oh, that's not nice.
Poor Auntie Margaret.
That's not...
Listen to Anonymous.
Sad Auntie Margaret. Obviously she didn't know that's what people were calling her. That's not... Listen to Anonymous.
Obviously, she didn't know that's what people were calling her.
You reckon?
Possibly not.
Possibly not, no.
You reckon?
Did you never meet her?
Did you never meet her? I never met her, no.
Why did they give you her name?
Were you a big baby?
No.
Clint!
Oh, poor Anonymous.
That's all right, Anonymous.
At least the name is nice.
Margaret's fine.
You know, I don't think it's too bad.
Thank you, Anonymous.
Yeah.
Thank you, Anonymous.
Well, it could be worse.
You know, like I've got an uncle and if you were named after him,
you'd be called racist Uncle Tim.
I love ice cream.
I don't eat it often enough, but whenever I eat ice cream, I go,
this is one of life's simple pleasures.
Yeah.
It can make everything better.
It can make a bad day good.
It can make a happy day into a celebration.
It's such a great thing
God, you really like it, don't you?
I do, I do
I was never, like, I liked ice cream
I was never like, oh, fizzing for ice cream
Duck Island makes the best ice cream, in my opinion, I've ever had
Oh, shout out Duck Island
And the company started in Hamilton
But you can get it in all supermarkets across New Zealand now
Can you? Yeah, it's in the supermarkets across New Zealand now. Can you?
Yeah, it's in the supermarkets.
What a Kiwi success story.
It's amazing.
It's very nice ice cream.
It's very bougie ice cream.
It's delightful.
It is not the world's most expensive ice cream.
Well, I wasn't going to say it was because it, I mean, are we talking like, is this per
scoop?
Per serving.
Per serving.
Okay.
So it is. It's a scoop? Per serving. Per serving. Okay. So it is.
It's a scoop.
It's a large scoop.
Okay.
I don't know what the previous record holder was,
but this one is a frozen dessert called bayakuya,
which in Japanese means white night.
So it's vanilla.
I guess.
Yeah.
Japanese vanilla.
For a scoop of Bayakuya, you're looking at 880,000 yen, which is 10,100 New Zealand dollars.
Oh, get off the grass.
It's officially the most expensive ice cream in the world, and that's according to the
Guinness World Records.
Why is it so expensive? Have they got like anti-aging water from the depths of the Amazon River?
No, they've got truffles from Italy.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, but is that all that makes it really expensive?
It's made with truffles from Elba,
which they're considered the best white truffles on earth.
It's a place in Italy.
They sell for as much as $22,000 a kilogram, those truffles.
I don't understand truffles.
And I'm going to go on the record here and say I don't actually know what a truffle is.
What?
It's a mushroom.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
And what's so good about it?
Well, they're super rare.
Yeah.
It's like probably one of the main – it's like caviar.
Caviar is really hard to get. Super rare, so it's super expensive and super rare. Yeah. Is like probably one of the main. It's like caviar.
Caviar is really hard to get.
Super rare.
So it's super expensive and bougie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so truffles grow underground.
Yeah.
And they need. I hear they grow under oak trees.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know all that much about truffles, but that's.
Yeah.
That's.
They're super rare.
There's not many of them.
$22,000 a kg. I need to plant some truffles, but that's, yeah, they're super rare. There's not many of them. $22,000 a kg.
I need to plant some truffles.
Is that what you do?
Is that how you grow them?
I think, well, I think.
Are they naturally occurring like mushrooms?
Well, I think they can naturally occur, but I think you can set up
in the hope that they will grow.
What are those dogs that sniff out truffles?
What's the truffle dog?
Yeah, truffle dog.
What are they?
Oh, it can be any dog. Oh, is it? Yeah. Any dog you can
train to sniff out truffles. Surely there's a better
truffle dog than others. A Lagoto
Remangonol. Oh, my favourite breed. Lagoto
Remangonol. No, I was right the first time. That's what it's called.
Anyway, the $10,000 serving of ice cream, it comes with edible gold leaf on top.
Oh, here we go.
Did I just say I don't understand edible gold leaf?
It doesn't taste like anything.
It doesn't taste like anything.
It is literally just for rich people to say, I'm eating gold.
What a waste of gold.
Gold's a finite resource, and you're just going to poop it out your butthole?
Yeah.
Come on.
You can turn it into a ring. It has two a ring after it comes out your ring. Two types
of cheese on top of it. Wait, it's got cheese on it? Yeah.
It's an ice cream. Maybe it's cream cheese. I don't know.
What's the, maybe it's. Yeah, I mean cream cheese can be sweet.
And it's got sake kusu.
Far out.
I'm just going to leave you to try.
If I had to order this at the restaurant, I'd have, okay, I hope there's a number beside it.
I'll have the number three, please.
Number three.
One scoop.
Sake kasu.
Sake kasu.
What is that?
It's a paste-like ingredient which is derived from the process of sake making.
Can I just say this ice cream does not sound like it's for me.
If I had $10,000, I can think of a hundred things I would do
before I bought this ice cream.
How rich do you think you'd have to be
where you'd drop 10 grand on a scoop of ice cream?
Your kids are like, should we go out for ice cream?
Jeez, like it's just getting ridiculous.
Anyway, if you're interested
If you're rich
If you win the lotto
This weekend
Maybe you would like to try
Paya Guya
Just don't say it
The way that I said it
Because it was almost
Definitely wrong
Yeah you'll end up
Getting something way different
You're a samurai
Chop your head off
Yeah exactly
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