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ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC.
Try the new Korean BBQ Double
Down today.
Oh my god.
It's Friday.
Make some noise. For's Friday. Make some noise
for the original
Selim's Bree and Kiss.
Oh, this is the pick-me-up I need today.
This is the...
This is the mind energy that I need.
Bree's trotting around like a horse.
That's good too.
I'm ready to get my trot on this Friday.
Oh, it's been a long week.
I tell you what, you sat for 24 hours watching movies in your 30s
and you pay for it for an entire seven-day period, I reckon.
Don't you?
Oh, my body's like, brah.
It was like we had a going-out bender.
I know.
I know.
All we did was sit on the couch in each KFC and watch movies.
God, it's bad, eh?
But we're here.
It's a Friday and we're pumped.
Last day of the week.
We're going to human Shazam you at four o'clock.
The Activator's going off at five to four.
You can call today.
We did a queue jumper yesterday.
But back to the phone calls today.
Do you want a little bit of it?
Yeah, go on.
Do you want a little teaser?
We'd love a teaser.
This is the song
that if you can guess it
at four o'clock
in one second
you can have $200 cash.
Okay.
Here it is, here it is, here it is.
I know it.
Do you?
Yeah.
Do you know the name of it?
Yes, I do, I do, I do.
Okay, listen up for that activator.
Let's go play Tradiverse Lady, shall we?
Yeah, let's do it for a Friday.
50 bucks up for grabs, thanks to KFC.
If you want it, you've got to play 0800DIALZM right now.
Deep breaths.
Ready to...
Let out a let's trot.
It helps.
So pull down the music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Let's trot!
You can do it.
I'll just push the buttons.
Brie and Clint.
Oh, you didn't even put the music back up for me.
Now I look like an idiot.
Brie and Clint.
That's Brie's least favourite Dua Lipa song
and probably my most favourite Dua Lipa song.
I like the part two of that song.
Part two?
Yeah.
What's that?
Beat number two.
I could be the two.
I could be the two.
It's way better.
Yeah, true.
That's a good remix.
It's Treaty versus Lady. Three, two, yeah. It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Here we are, Tradie versus Lady.
A score update for the people playing along throughout the year.
The Lady's on 44.
The Tradie's on 40.
Let's go to our Lady first.
She's calling from Wellington and she's turning 35 tomorrow.
Welcome to the show, Moana.
Hello, Moana. Hey, Moana.
Hello.
Have you ever wondered what your birthday banger is?
My birthday what?
Your birthday banger.
Oh, yes, I always wonder.
Should we do it right now as your birthday present?
Okay.
So you're 35 tomorrow, so you were born in 1989,
which means you were 16 in 2005, which means you were 16 in 2005.
And here's your birthday banger.
Oh, it's a goodie, Moana.
Tune.
Do you like it?
So-so.
So-so.
That's fair.
I quite like it.
Okay, wait there.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's from Palmy.
He's 25, and he taught his toddler how to get beers from the fridge.
That is high-shelf dating.
Welcome to the show, Jack.
G'day, Jack.
Yeah, g'day.
How's it going?
I'm good.
Matt, if I pay you, do you reckon you could get my dog to do that?
Oh, I'll give it a go.
All right.
We'll talk off air.
Get the toddler to teach the dog.
Oh, yeah.
Now, that's next-level laziness.
Because the toddler knows how to do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Jackie Boy,
your buzzer is tradie. Moana,
your lady, the first of you to get three correct answers gets $50 cash
from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go.
Question number one. In which language
does konnichiwa mean
hello? Lady. Yes, Moana?
Japanese. It is
of course Japanese.
One to the ladies. Question number two.
What is the technical term for a lie detector test?
Starts with a P.
Trudy.
Yes, Jack.
Is it a polygraph test?
It is.
That is correct.
Polygraph.
One apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady?
Yes, Moana.
Give it a guess.
Oh, Goo Goo Dolls or something like that.
Oh, it's a good guess. I like it, but it's not. It's a good guess. Jack, you Goo Dolls or something like that. Oh, it's a good guess.
I like it, but it's not.
It's a good guess.
Jack, you must know that one.
No, I've got no idea.
Foo Fighters.
The Fooies is what we were looking for.
No points there.
Still one apiece.
Question number four.
How many days are there in the month of September?
Lady.
Yes, Moana.
30. It. 30.
It is 30.
Not a trick question.
30 days has September, April, June and November.
All the rest have 31.
Except for February, which has 28 and 29 each leap year.
Best rhyme ever.
Yeah, why does it turn so bad at the end?
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number five.
Chloe Swarbrick is the co-leader of which...
Lady.
Yes, Moana, for the win.
The Greens.
The Greens.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
The Greens party.
Well done.
Moana, you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC
and a tradie versus lady victory.
Thank you. Have a great weekend
Don't worry, Jack
You're still a winner
Your toddler knows how to get beers from the fridge
And it's Friday
I want to watch
You have to go have a beer now
Yeah, I reckon
I want to come watch the Waz at Jack's place
and then the toddler just keeps bringing us beers
I was just reminiscing
because someone texted through and said
Hey, sorry, I had to hang up the phone because my kids started fighting.
Yeah.
And I just picture the kids in the car having a real bad fight
and I just had all these flashbacks of all the,
you remember the fights you had in the car?
Yeah.
I remember fights where I'd be sitting in the,
like the passenger seat in the front
and my sister would be sitting behind me in the back seat
and I just remember.
She's kicking the just remember she's kicking
the seat kicking the seat and she would like she would literally grab me around the face
and pull my head back and so i used to lean around with like a swinging fist and just like
try and hit whatever's behind there but you can't see and your mum can't do anything because she's
driving but she's screaming as well yeah your mum's screaming like if you can't don anything because she's driving, but she's screaming as well. Yeah, your mum's screaming like, If you kids don't stop, I'm going to crash!
I've had it up to here!
I've had it up!
I've had it up!
I've had enough.
I'm going to drop you off!
That's a classic.
And I'm not coming back to pick you up.
You can walk home.
Oh my God, we had the same childhood.
Didn't we?
Good times.
Good memories.
We've asked you, what did your dog, cat, pet or child ruin of somebody else's or yours, I guess?
And we're getting some good texts about this.
Someone said, my dog peed on my old flatmate's Freeview box.
And we just laughed about it.
See, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Probably didn't break it.
Freeview.
Depending how big the dog was, how much we.
It didn't ruin it.
Oh, well, there you go.
So, yeah.
You were good to go.
Someone else texted and said, my child ruined my boobs,
but I'm not sure where to send the bill to.
Yeah.
That is a great question,
and I feel like a lot of ladies would like to know
where to send that bill.
Sam's here.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hi.
Oh, you are a kid.
Did you break something?
Yes, I got out of the pool,
ran on inside,
and I slipped my foot into the wall and there was a massive hole.
You went through the wall, Sam?
Yep, my foot went straight through the wall.
Was this at your house or one of your friend's houses?
One of my friend's houses.
What did they say?
Oh, well, first they checked if I was alright. There was plaster all over my foot.
Good first step, yep. checked if I was all right. There was plaster all over my foot. Good first step, yeah.
And my mum was really embarrassed.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know if anyone had to pay for it?
They said, don't worry.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
And they got, like, their grandpa to come fix it.
Oh, perfect.
Sam, the kid with the iron foot.
Your foot's like the hammer of Thor.
That's strong. Slippery Sam with the concrete foot. Your foot's like the hammer of Thor. That's strong. Slippery Sam with
the concrete foot. Someone texted and said
many moons ago when my eldest was
seven, she would chill with her cousin who
had nice things. We didn't have
nice things, so it was exciting for her.
The niece was on her laptop and my daughter
wanted to see and pulled the screen
all the way back and nearly
broke it in half. God, strong seven-year-old.
When I found out, I apologised profusely
and I was told it was okay, it's an accident.
However, I was consumed by guilt
and I went and purchased another laptop for them
as a replacement and I considered my debt paid.
Oh, that must be the worst feeling.
Yeah.
Especially when, like, by the way that text is worded,
it sounded like you probably couldn't afford the laptop.
Totally.
And it sounded like the other family could have afforded
to just buy another one.
And your kid didn't do it on purpose either, but you just felt.
It's the guilt.
Yeah.
I get it.
I totally get it.
Let's talk to Sharon.
Hi, Sharon.
Hi, Sharon.
Hello.
Was it your kid or your pet that broke something?
My son.
What did he break, Sharon?
He rode his bike into my partner's friend's Audi,
which is like his pride and joy.
No.
How bad was it?
There was quite a decent scratch in the door and a bit of a dent.
How did you feel when that happened, Sharon?
I don't care about cars, so I didn't feel anywhere, really.
My partner, on the other hand, was...
How much damage
do you remember?
It was a decent
scratch,
at least the length of the door handle.
Did he get it fixed and
was there a bill sent to you
or you just didn't hear anything about it?
Thankfully, thankfully my partner was like,
oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
But he was like, nah, don't worry about it, it's all good.
I love how Sharon's just like,
you spent too much money on that car anyway, serves you right.
Oh, really?
See, this is why we don't spend this much money on cars.
Thanks, Sharon.
Someone texted her and said,
when I was renting my parents' rental property from them,
my dog ate the front door.
The dog was not wanted by my parents,
and I just waited until we moved out and Dad fixed it.
Yeah, that's the beauty of reading.
How awkward.
It's the beauty of being the offspring of your landlord, isn't it?
Yeah.
My ragdoll cat peed on my brother's Xbox.
Thank goodness for insurance.
Did it ruin it?
I'd say so.
Must have been a lot of wee.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest.
Live from LA with Zima Cathy.
Bree and I covered it last week,
these murmurings about J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting divorced.
Again, were they married the first time?
I'm not sure.
But now some rude journalist has asked her straight to her face
whether it's happening, Dean.
Yeah, straight to her face.
Now, here's the thing.
They were in a press conference in Mexico
for her new movie, Atlas, for Netflix,
and a reporter straight up asked her about Ben.
I think, do we have audio?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, yeah.
Have a listen to this.
First Ben Affleck is real.
This is a rumor.
What is the truth?
Thank you so much.
What is the truth about this situation?
You know better than that.
Fine.
Don't come in here with that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Oh, they got told off by J-Lo.
There was Jennifer Lopez's voice going,
you know better than that.
You know better.
He called her Jenny too.
Did you hear that?
Oh, Jenny.
Okay, I've got to tell you guys a couple of things about this
because it's fascinating, right?
So first of all, number one, her premiere for Atlas was here in LA
I think the night before
and all...
I think I'm allowed to say this.
Or...
Hmm.
The press was told
not to ask about Ben.
Okay.
Which is kind of...
Yeah.
Which can be typical
when you're promoting a movie
they don't want to make it
all about Ben, right?
I think that's pretty standard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very standard, yeah.
So anyway,
so they always said that
but then a lot of people
were like, well, she just released a that, but then a lot of people are like,
well, she just released a movie, album,
and documentary about her relationship,
and we want to ask about it.
Yes.
Yeah, well, I mean, isn't that the point?
Yeah, it's very strange,
and I've had that before where these stars
want and need the publicity,
but they want to control the narrative
about what you're allowed to talk about,
and that's fine if it's personal,
but if you're using that personal content as content,
then people want to know.
It's fair game then.
Details, don't they?
Yeah.
Yeah, her new, and look, obviously,
we obviously want to show her respect
and all that kind of thing, absolutely.
And I think the guy in Mexico, he went about it a bit.
I don't know, he just didn't ask it in the right way.
But, you know, her new album is called This Is Me Now.
It's all about their relationship.
It's actually based on their relationship,
and she's about to go on tour with it as well.
So, yeah, obviously it's a very touchy subject,
and obviously they are in a rough spot.
You're there.
You're on the scene.
You saw her on the red carpet.
Are they getting divorced, Dean?
It's not in a good place.
I don't think it's in a good place.
How much does that suck?
Let's think about it.
She's just written this whole album about it
and she's going to tour that album.
And then imagine they're breaking up
and now she has to sing about it for the next year.
Oh, not ideal.
Four times a week.
Four times a week.
Yeah, that sucks.
That is the latest on the J-Lo situation with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Who's watching MasterChef?
I am.
I'm behind, but I am watching.
It's the Aussie one.
It's available on TV and Z.
I mean, it's such a good show.
Such a good show.
But obviously with the devastating news last year where Jock passed away,
they've replaced the judges.
There's a whole new judging panel.
It's all go.
It's all go.
It's all go.
One of the new judges on the show is Poe, who was from season one,
and people love her.
She's great.
People just love her.
She came back on Fans vs. Faves too.
Yes, she did.
She's had a massive career in her own right after MasterChef.
Very popular.
She's got cookbooks, all the rest of it.
She didn't win MasterChef.
I like her.
She came runner up.
Yeah, I like her slogan.
She says, I am living proof that you don't need to win to win.
She's so good, eh?
She's the best.
But obviously she's doing the media rounds at the moment,
talking to people and promoting the show.
And I found this so interesting and something I didn't know about her
is that she's been married twice and divorced twice.
Okay.
But her first marriage, which I'm not exactly sure of all the details,
but her first marriage, that ex-husband is now with her best friend.
First husband is now together with her best friend?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
And not like her best friend of 20 years.
Ex-best friend?
No, I'm pretty sure they're still best friends.
Oh, okay.
There's a clip of her talking about it on this podcast, Take a Listen.
Yeah, losing myself.
The first one, he's still my ride or die, Matt.
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's awesome.
And we still have the hugest domestics in front of his partner,
who's my best friend.
That's part of the whole weird story.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. So your first ex-husband is now with your best friend? That's the part of the whole weird story. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
So your first ex-husband is now with your best friend?
Yes.
Yeah, wow.
And then you're all still good mates?
Yeah, we're all still really good mates.
Amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Buzzy, yay.
Yeah.
They're all tight enough that they...
Maybe it happened like 10 years after they broke up or something.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
Or just one of those situations where you realise
that you're not right for each other.
Yeah.
But you still like each other.
And you go your separate ways and you want the other person to be happy.
And then they happen to fall for this other person
that you're really close with and you're like,
well, I want you both to be happy.
Yeah.
Surely it wasn't when they were together and it was a betrayal
or else I'd feel like you couldn't still be all good friends.
While she was on MasterChef, they got together.
Yeah.
Yeah, because that same thing, which I know for a fact,
I'm pretty sure they are not still friends,
Shania Twain and her best friend,
who I think they were best friends for a long, long time.
So Shania Twain was married and had a son with her husband.
Mutt.
Yeah.
That was his name.
The guy who produced all those huge albums for her.
And then he got together with Shania Twain's best friend
and ran off with the best friend and they got married.
And she was also married.
The best friend was also married.
And then years later down the track,
Shania Twain and her best friend's ex-husband.
They got together.
They got together and got married and they like bonded over the trauma.
Yeah.
So they like switched husbands.
I thought it'd be interesting.
It might be a bit of a needle in a haystack or it might not be,
but I wanted to put it out there.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Did your ex or maybe it was still your current partner at the time,
but did your ex or the person that you were dating Hook up with your best friend?
And do you guys still talk?
Yeah
Or is it like, not good?
It was bad
Blaze of glory
Maybe you jumped ship
Maybe you moved over to your partner's best friend
Yeah
You're like, I like you, but I like him better.
I'm getting out of here.
0800 dials at M where you can text 9696.
We'd love to hear your stories this afternoon.
Bree and Clint.
Did your ex and your best mate get together?
Scando.
Scandalous.
There's a lot of texts coming through, which, I mean,
this does happen from time to time.
I'm always curious to know what the aftermath is like.
Yeah, if you were able to maintain friendship.
Yeah, or how it went down.
Was it a secret?
Or were there kids involved and you had to maintain
some kind of communication?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's quite messy, though.
So we're asking for your stories.
Let's talk to everyone wants to remain anonymous, which is fair enough.
Hello, Anonymous.
That one's you?
That's you, yeah.
Yeah, that's you.
Oh.
Hi.
Hi, Anonymous.
You married your ex's best friend.
Is that right?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
30 years of being married now, so.
How did it all go down, Anonymous?
And what did your ex think about it?
Because that was his best mate.
So I was with my ex for probably about eight years.
He wasn't the nicest guy in and out of prison.
Okay, gotcha.
And he went to prison.
And I needed some help with a smartphone.
And my now husband was very tech savvy
so I reached out to my ex's best friend.
I said, can you help me with this new phone?
And I went round and we, you know, we got on.
And at my next prison visit,
I went and broke up with my ex
and pursued his best friend.
Wow.
Anonymous, when you broke up with your ex, did you tell him?
Really?
Oh, no.
Well, you weren't tempted to tell him while he was in prison,
so he had some time to cool off, you know?
I mean, hindsight, there was no good way of doing it.
No, no.
That's true.
Any friendship still between your ex and your current partner?
No.
No.
No, no, no.
They're not friends anymore.
Oh, well, I mean, it's a true love story.
It sounds like a movie.
He hasn't been free now.
It's me a movie. My husband has a best friend now. It's me, so.
Plus, plus, plus, your husband knows to stay on the right side of the law,
otherwise you'll find someone else, eh?
Oh, for sure.
Don't go away for too long.
You know what happens.
So good.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Let's go to Anonymous number two. Anonymous, your ex hooked up with your sister.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Talk about scandal.
How did you find out?
I kind of had to figure it out for myself.
I mean, he's my ex, but we weren't like a full-on couple.
But we'd been seeing each other for a bit,
and then I just didn't see him for a long time and hadn't heard from my sister in a
while.
And then I heard from someone that he'd been hanging out in Auckland and yeah.
So did it cause any type of rift between you and your sister?
It did a little at the time, but it was only because she was embarrassed.
Right.
She felt the guilt.
I always find it so interesting when someone stays with the same family,
you know, it's like they like the make, just not the model.
Yeah, maybe.
It's true.
But then, I mean, it's going to be awkward for them no matter what,
like within that family.
Yeah, yeah.
Are they still together?
Well, they ended up moving down right to the bottom of the South Island.
Oh, really?
They're ashamed.
They kind of kicked themselves away from everybody.
Yeah, like when a naughty dog hides behind the couch, you know?
They broke up, yeah.
Oh, okay.
And are your sister and you, is your relationship good again?
Oh, fully, yeah.
Oh, great.
Oh, good.
That's good to hear.
Good, glad to hear it. Someone text Oh, fully, yeah. Oh, great. Oh, good. That's good to hear. Good, glad to hear it.
Someone text through, get this text.
They said, my mate's mum.
Yeah.
So there's a mum.
She had a boyfriend.
Yeah.
And the boyfriend had a daughter.
Yeah.
They all live together.
Mm-hmm.
And then the mum left the dad for the daughter.
Oh.
Whoa. Scand daughter. Whoa.
Scandalous.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a lot going on in that story.
Isn't there?
Yeah.
I wonder what the dad thought.
He would have been so surprised.
He would have been very surprised.
I've got to give it to you guys.
I did not see this one coming.
Not at all.
I mean, I've seen it on videos on the internet, but...
I don't think it happened in real life.
On certain websites named Corn...
We got it, okay?
We got it.
We got the reference.
Anonymous number three, welcome to the show.
Hello.
Hello, Anonymous.
Not quite your best friend, but a complicated story.
Oh, yeah, geez.
Okay, so I dated this girl, I guess, for six years.
And then after we broke up, I was seeing someone else for a little bit.
And then I don't know whose idea it was, but we decided to have a games night.
Such a silly idea.
But then I caught them kissing outside, and then they started having a fling
like for a couple of months.
Wait.
Yeah, so I kind of got cut out from that situation.
Wait, say again.
So what happened?
You dated a girl for six years.
Yeah.
And then you broke up.
Yeah.
And then you were dating someone else.
Yeah.
And then you had a games night where they were both there.
Yeah.
And you caught them kissing outside. Yeah. And then they had a fling. Yep. And then you had a games night where they were both there. Yep. And you caught them kissing outside.
Yep.
And then they had a fling.
Yep.
Holy Toledo.
You're just the matchmaker in that situation.
Oh, anonymous.
I think I was.
I don't know what happened there.
You're the gateway girl.
Yeah, yeah.
How long, how long was, like, what did they say when you caught them kissing?
Oh, I don't know.
I can't even remember now.
It was a wee while back.
Oh, it's a deer.
It's a deer.
It's just one of the games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would have been fuming, Anonymous.
I would have sent them a bill for a finder's fee.
Yeah, it could have been matchmaking.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate it.
Bloody hell.
It's very common is what we're getting from these texts.
So just beware and be very suspicious would be my advice.
Like if your best friend is coming over this weekend.
Just always keep them at arm's length.
Going by these texts, they're more likely to hook up with your best friend
than they are not to.
Don't make everyone paranoid.
If you ever sense that something's going on, lean into that.
Don't. Lean into that, okay sense that something's going on Lean into that If you trust your best friend Let's just hope
You should trust your best friend
Never have a hot best friend
That's the key to this
Right now though It's kind of like the original version You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.
One second.
Right now, though, it's kind of like the original version of Human Shazam, this, isn't it?
It really is.
The original.
The OG.
So we're going to guess songs as quickly as possible.
And if you're on the winning team, you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Ali, me and you are going to work together this afternoon.
Hi.
Hi, Ali.
Hi.
Or to Clint, you'll be his ally.
That's right.
He is hoping.
Yeah, absolutely.
Ally.
We're taking on Bree and Mallory.
Hi, Mallory.
Hi, Mallory.
Are you there?
Yeah, I am here.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I've got you now.
It's you and I, okay, mate?
We're going to win you this KFC.
Thanks. Great. That'd be great. That'd be great. Yeah, yeah. Claudia. Can you hear me? Yes, I've got you now. It's you and I, okay, mate? We're going to win you this KFC. Thanks.
Great.
That'd be great.
That'd be great.
Yeah, yeah.
Claudia, what's the deal?
Hello.
So this is the One Second Song Challenge.
Pretty simple.
We're going to start a song from the beginning,
and you guys just need to tell me the artist and the name of the song.
There's always a bit of a loose theme,
and since we had some big news on the show this week,
can you guess what it is?
Oh, something to do with getting engaged?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, do with getting engaged? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Ella got engaged.
Yeah, young Ella is engaged.
So these are all songs to do with weddings.
They're either themed about weddings
or they're just like classic wedding songs.
Okay.
It's pretty simple, but you just buzz in with your name,
tell me what it is.
Brie and Clint, you guys are going first.
Good luck.
Here's your first song.
Clint.
Clint.
Taylor Swift, Love Story.
Oh, great. Clint. Taylor Swift, Love Story.
My toddlers make me listen to it every, no crap, every single morning.
The story, in their words, the story of Romeo and Julian.
Boys can get married too.
Ally.
Ally.
Marry me, Julian.
You'll never have to be alone.
That would be a good wedding, Romeo and Julian.
Okay, yeah, that is one point for Team
Clint. So, Ally and Mallory, this one is for
you guys. Buzz in with your name if you know it.
Ally. Yes, Ally.
Marry You
by Bruno Mars. You got it.
Well done, Ellie.
God, I hate that song.
Foot on the throat, Ellie.
That's good stuff.
I think I wanna marry you.
If I have to see one more flash mob that uses that song.
Flash mob proposal.
I think I'll rip my hair out.
Okay, we can shut this down here, Ellie.
If I can get this one.
Mallory, I'll try and keep us in it, but no promises, okay?
Yeah, no pressure, guys.
Here's your song.
Clint.
Clint.
Jason Derulo, Marry Me.
I would have no idea
if you've ever heard that song.
You should listen to it.
I love it.
Hey, Ellie, guess what?
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited
to go get the double down this weekend.
Yeah!
Oh, mate, mate.
Get the Korean one as well.
It's so good.
I wanted to have it for lunch yesterday,
but my husband was like,
no, we've got food at home.
I'm like, really?
Shut up, husband.
Well, shut that in your face, husband.
Make sure you don't give him any of your chicken, okay?
Because of what he said.
Yeah, I'll just take my son
and I'll send my husband some pictures.
Mallory, it's Friday and...
You want some KFC, don't you, Mallory?
Yeah, you need some KFC too.
Oh, I would love some KFC too.
You've got good vibes.
We'll hook you up too.
Even though I'm just going to sound in that challenge.
I wouldn't have got any of her songs.
But thank you.
Sweet as.
You and me both, Valerie.
Brie and Clint.
I said before we're going to just about,
I'm about to talk about doing the splits.
And then I instantly realised I've split my pants.
Let me actually have a look.
I've ripped my jeans right on the butt cheek.
No, don't, don't, don't you dare try and rip them even more.
Don't you dare.
I nearly got it too.
It's a huge rip up the butt of my jeans.
I was going to tear you a new one.
I need to get home in these.
Yeah, okay.
I was so close.
Sorry, producers.
They told me to do that.
I tried. No. I tried. No, thank. They told me to do that.
I tried.
No.
I tried.
No, thank you.
That's not fair.
It's got reflexes like a cat.
Anyway, I need like a little modesty sarong.
I'll wrap something around myself.
Anyway, there's this story in the Herald today about an 84-year-old woman that can do the splits.
84 years old and she's doing the splits?
And it's in the news.
Is she like an ex-gymnast or something?
No, no.
She keeps fit.
She says she hasn't gone more than two days without exercising since she was 50.
Wow.
Which is amazing.
But even then, to be able to do the splits at 84 years old.
I was going to say, I know plenty of fit people
that can't do the splits. 84 years old. I was going to say, I know plenty of fit people that can't do the splits.
She does Pilates. She
lifts weights, like
light weights. And she said she can also do
20 press-ups as well. That's incredible.
That is incredible. At 84
years old? That's ridiculous.
Have you ever been able to do
the splits?
Looking at me, do you think
I've ever been able to do the splits?
You used to play sport.
Mate, what do you think?
Like I can look at you, right?
I can look at you and confidently say you would have never been able to do the splits.
Wrong.
I split my pants today.
No, but you wouldn't have been able to do the splits.
I did the splits on my jeans today. No, I've never done it. No. No, but let's, you wouldn't have been able to do the splits. I did the splits on my jeans today. Nah, I've never
done it. No. I reckon
I could look at anyone and
tell you whether or not they've ever done the splits.
Okay, let's do it. Claudia, do a look at
Claudia. No. Claudia, have you ever done
the splits before? Not on purpose.
Good answer. No, I can't.
Ella? No.
Nah. No.
It's pretty easy.
I tried.
I tried.
It seems like a superpower to be able to do the splits.
And I kind of agree with Bree.
You're either the person who can or the person you can't.
Obviously, you need to work at your flexibility, but.
I had a friend that could do the splits both ways.
Yeah, she was a bisexual splitter.
Well, no, she's just a bi-splitter.
Bi-splitter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Didn't need to bring her sexuality into it,
although it is very sexual.
I want to ask this afternoon.
What do you reckon's harder?
The, to go legs straight out.
Legs straight out or like.
Surely your legs going straight out.
I reckon straight out is harder.
Yeah.
Like I've never seen just a normal everyday Joe Blow be able to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like only gymnasts.
Can you do the splits?
Very quick phone topic this afternoon.
Can you do the splits?
And how old are you?
And how old are you?
Yeah, that's what we want to know.
Is there anybody listening right now that can do the splits?
Obviously, the older you are, the more impressed we're going to be.
You know they say that anyone can train their body to do the splits.
I watched this video where this woman who did not look like she could do the splits,
she wasn't like super fit or anything,
she trained for like I think three months to teach herself
and would do these certain exercises and by the end of the three months she could do it.
What did she do with that skill once she got it?
Probably just got it? Oh, probably just
got it out at parties.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's what it's for.
Oh, $100 a day.
Or you can text us
on 9696.
Real quick one.
Can you do the splits?
We want to know.
Bree and Clint.
Be impressive
for a 54-year-old.
Be impressive
for a 40-year-old.
Yeah.
I think it's impressive
any time I see
someone do the splits. Anybody over the age of 16. If they're not a gymnold. Yeah. I think it's impressive. Anytime I see someone do the splits.
Anybody over the age of 16.
If they're not a gymnast.
Yeah.
Impressed.
So we want to know, can you do the splits?
And how old are you?
No one here can.
Malia's caught up.
Hi, Malia.
Hi, Malia.
Hi.
You can do the splits?
Yeah, I can.
How old are you?
I'm 11.
Very impressive.
That's very cool.
When did you figure out you could do that?
Five or seven.
Five or seven.
Okay, thank you, Malia.
We appreciate it.
That's very good.
It doesn't count.
She's 11.
It doesn't count.
11.
We're all flexible.
Very good.
It doesn't count.
Let's go to Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hello.
Hello.
Okay, we're talking to an adult now.
Can you do the splits?
I sure can.
How old are you, Katie?
I am 25.
That's impressive, mate.
How are you still managing to do that at 25?
I don't know.
I just kind of whip it out as a party trick and it just seems to happen.
Okay, what are the best pants for doing the splits in?
Definitely not jeans.
Not jeans.
Yeah.
I'd say tights.
Anything, yeah, tights or anything a little bit baggy.
Yoga pants.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Let's go to Laurie on 0800.
Hi, Laurie.
Hi, Laurie.
Hiya.
How old are you, mate?
I'm 30.
30?
And you're telling me you can do the splits at 30?
Yeah, yeah, I can do the splits.
Which way?
On my party trip.
Which way?
Left and right, but no middle.
Left and right, but no middle. Right. So, yeah, I can do the splits. Which way? It's one of my party tricks. Which way? Left and right, but no middle. Left and right, but no middle.
Right, so yeah, I hear what you're saying.
So one leg goes forward, one leg goes backwards.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, gotcha.
That's impressive.
Do you have to work at it to keep being able to do it,
or you can just do it?
As I get older, I've got to stretch a little bit
before I can bust it out, but yeah, no, it's pretty close to me.
Laurie, always good to have that in the back pocket.
Does it impress people?
Yeah, yeah.
I learned through pole fitness, and so a few things, yeah,
it's generally quite impressive to people.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's your black belt in pole fitness, eh,
to be able to do the splits?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, top tier.
Okay, thanks, Laurie.
We appreciate it.
Rachel's here.
Hi, Rachel.
Hi, Rach. Hey, how are you? We're Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach.
Hey, how are you?
We're good, mate.
How old are you?
52.
52?
52, and you can do the splits?
Absolutely, 100%.
God, your partner must be a lucky, lucky individual.
He certainly thinks he is.
What do you put it down to, Rachel?
Is it Pilates or yoga or pole fitness?
Well, you know, like back in the...
I was a cheerleader for many years.
Ah.
Yeah.
So I could just jump up and do the splits.
You know, I'd jump up and smash down.
Wow.
Smash down is graphic.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yep, that's what you did on the field.
Who did you cheer for?
Started off with 91 FM back then
and then just went on to the Blues and Warriors.
You were Blues and Warriors cheerleader?
Yep.
Oh, go you, Rach.
Your husband is a lucky man.
Very lucky man. 91, you were a ZM cheer lucky man. He's a very lucky man.
91.
You were a ZM cheerleader.
I was a ZM cheerleader.
That's wild.
We've got to get you in here.
You've got to teach Bree and I a routine.
Do you reckon Bree and I could learn how to do the splits?
Oh, totally.
Just not in jeans.
Just not in jeans.
Hey, Rach, thanks for calling through.
Appreciate it.
Can you tell your husband I said that he needs to be very good to you
because he's very lucky?
I would do that for him.
All right.
Thank you, mate.
Appreciate it.
All women, still impressive, but someone has texted and said,
I'm a 47-year-old male.
I learned how to do the splits roughly two years ago.
15 to 45 minutes a couple of times a week.
Started out doing stretches for hip and lower back pain.
I can now do both front and middle splits.
And that's a 47-year-old man.
That's incredibly...
Inspiring?
Inspiring.
Yeah.
That's Hosier and Espresso.
Oh, my phone.
Sorry, I was listening to some light jazz.
I was going to say, what are you watching? I was listening to some light jazz. I was going to say, what are you watching?
I was listening to some light jazz while Hosia was on.
Welcome back to Jazz FM, where the hands are jazzy and so are the beats.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rian Clint's Friday Hockey Our weekly singing challenge where we go head to head covering a song
We work with an expert to make us sound as good as possible
And this week we've taken on the number one song on the ZM playlist
From Sabrina Carpenter, it's called Espresso
Or as Sabrina says, Espresso.
Or as Sabrina says, Espresso.
That's that me, Espresso.
The breathy song.
It's sexy.
People love it.
It's number one in New Zealand right now. Brie said she's brought a breathy, sexy version to Friday Oki this week,
which I'm excited to hear.
But I feel like my version of breathy and sexy,
probably not the same as Sabrina Carpenter's version.
No, but you're just, you know, you're doing your best.
I mean, I gave it a nudge.
We'll see how it goes.
You'll have to wait to hear that because as the rules dictate,
because I chose the song, I will go first.
When you have heard both of our Friday Okis,
you're going to get to vote on who you think should be the winner this week.
I'm excited to hear these.
Here it comes.
This is my Sabrina Carpenter.
Good luck.
Thanks.
I think these might be a bit longer than usual.
I think they are, yeah.
Just bear with us, okay?
Now it's thinking about me every night.
Oh, is it that sweet?
I guess so.
So you can sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
So you can sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso
I can't relate
To desperation
My give-a-dams
Are on vacation.
And I got this one boy, and he won't stop calling.
When I act this way, I know I got him.
Too bad your ex don't do it for you.
Walked in and a dream came true for you.
Soft skin and a perfume for you.
I know a mountain do it for you. Morning coffee, perfume it for ya. I know a mountain do it for ya.
That morning coffee root it for ya.
One touch and I brand new it for ya.
Now it's.
Think about me every night, oh.
Is it that sweet, I guess so.
So you can't sleep, baby, I know.
That's that me espresso.
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
So you can't sleep
Baby, I know that's that me espresso
Holy shit.
The look on Clint's face is, I nailed that.
I think I might have crushed it.
It was good. It was good. I'll give it to you. It was good.
Yeah. I'm very it to you. It was good. Yeah.
I'm very nervous to play mine now.
I'm pleasantly surprised by that, but I'm hotly anticipating yours.
Oh, no.
I feel like it's not going to be espresso.
It's going to be more of a flat white.
Flat white.
That's very funny.
There's only one way to know So let's do it
And you can vote on the winner
Of Friday Oaky
When you've heard both
Pray for me guys
We're live on TikTok
Right now too
If you search Bree and Clint
Let's go
Here's Bree's
Now he's
Thinking about me
Every night oh
Is that sweet
I guess so
Say you can't sleep
Baby I know
That's just me
Espresso
Move it up
Down
Left right oh Switch it up, down, left, right, oh.
Switch it up like Nintendo.
Say you can't sleep.
Baby, I know that's that me espresso.
I can't relate to desperation.
My give-a-dance are on vacation.
And I got this one boy.
He won't stop calling
when they act this way
I know I
got him, too bad your ex
don't do it for ya, walked in and
dream came true to for ya, soft skin
and I perfumed her for ya
I know I mount and do it for ya
that morning coffee brew
to for ya, one touch and I brand new it for you.
Now he's thinking about me every night.
Oh, is that sweet?
I guess so.
Say you can't sleep, baby.
I know that's just me espresso.
Move it up, down, left, right, oh.
Switch it up like Nintendo.
Say you can't sleep, baby.
I know that's just me, espresso
Holy shit
Nice.
Little bit of a flat white.
I thought it's better than, it's not bad.
There's still espresso in a flat white, Brie, okay?
I feel like that was good parts.
Yeah.
That was good parts.
I liked your, when you went a little bit raspy,
a little bit.
Thank you.
I tried to put a bit of the,
I can relate.
I told you,
I tried to put a bit of whisper,
a bit of whisper sexiness in there.
Any raspier you would have been
verging on Jojo Siwa,
but I think you,
I think you rode the line well.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Phone lines have just been thrown open.
0800 dial ZM.
We're looking for five people to call through right now
and pick the winner of Friday Okie this week.
Someone said yucky.
I feel yuck.
Yucky.
I feel yuck.
Me trying to be sexy does have that effect on people, I think.
I apologise.
Okay, get the calls in.
0800 dial ZM.
We're looking for five people to decide the winner
and give us your honest feedback as well. Tell us what you think about us, Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, $800. And then we're looking for five people to decide the winner. And give us your honest feedback as well.
Tell us what you think about us, Sabrina Carpenter.
Yes, we would love the feedback.
We always love the feedback.
Sometimes.
It's harsher than others.
Who's got it?
We'll find out.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oaky time.
Friday Oaky.
You've just heard Bree and I take on Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso.
Mine sounded like this.
And Bree sounded like this.
I reckon we can confidently stand behind those.
You know?
Not bad.
I believe, because we never know how the voting's going to go on this.
No.
We don't get to know until you guys know.
Looking at the text machine, I think it's going to be tight this week.
It hasn't been for the last couple of weeks.
No, it hasn't.
But I think we're tight this week.
I've been town trout.
Let's go to Megan first on our 800 dials at M.
Hi, Megan.
Hi, Megan.
Hello, good team.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Did our versions of espresso
make you feel things?
Yeah, definitely.
Like, three was my vote for sure.
I definitely felt it was pretty good.
First vote in three weeks.
I'll take it, Megan.
First vote in three weeks.
Thank you, Megan. You've broken the dry spell. Yeah. Thanks. You have a take it, Megan. First vote in three weeks. Thank you, Megan.
You've broken the dry spell.
Yeah.
Thanks.
You have a great weekend, Megan.
We appreciate it.
Obviously, her coffee order is a flat white.
Yeah.
Yep.
Andrea's here.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, how are you going?
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
We're a little bit on the fence.
We don't know how this is going to go.
What are your feelings about our Sabrina Carpenter songs this week?
Well, I reckon
with a little bit
of auto-tune
they would sound
just like the originals.
We'll take that.
I like it.
We'll take that.
I don't know if that was
a compliment to us
or shade to Sabrina Carpenter
but we'll take it.
It doesn't matter.
Andrea, who sounded
the most like Sabrina Carpenter?
Who are you voting for?
I've got to vote
for Clint today.
Yes.
No worries, Andrea.
Thank you, Andrea.
You have an excellent weekend.
Emerson is on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, Emerson.
Hi, Emerson.
Hello.
What do you reckon this week, Emerson?
I reckon you two did really good, but I think Clint has won.
And that's my vote.
Yes.
That's your vote.
We'll take it.
You have a great weekend, Emerson.
See you, Emerson.
Let's go to caller number four.
Tara is on the line.
It's 2-1 at the moment.
Hi, Tara.
Hi, Tara.
Hi, guys.
How are you doing?
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you too, Tara.
Thank you.
What do you reckon?
What's your feedback for us?
So my feedback is I'm going to go with Brie.
Her voice was just so true and with every chord.
And I agree with everything.
But you did awesome as well, Clint.
Thank you, Tara.
You kept me in it.
Your friends have been very nice to us this week, aren't they?
Yeah, I appreciate you, Tara.
You have a good weekend.
We appreciate you too.
Happy Friday, Clint.
Oh, we appreciate you.
Thanks, mate.
Okay, it's down to the wire.
It means it's two apiece.
Yes.
It's all over to Brayden.
Hi, Brayden.
Hi, Brayden.
Hey.
Do you know you've got the deciding vote?
Whoever you vote for will be the winner of Friday Okie this week.
No pressure.
The winner will be decided by Brayden.
Do you want a drum roll for this, Brayden?
Sure.
Here we go, Brayden.
Give me one second.
I'm just going to get this, and I'm just going to go over here,
and I'm going to put it over.
Brayden will decide the winner of
Friday Oki. Drum roll
in three,
two,
one.
I think it's going to have to be
Brie. She's done it!
She's broken the deadlock!
Oh!
Now he's
thinking about me every night.
Oh, is that sweet?
I guess so.
Maybe people want some more sexy shit.
Maybe I just need to give the people what they want.
Brayden, thanks for voting in Friday Oaky this week
and thanks for listening to ZM.
Thanks, Brayden.
All good.
See you, mate.
There you go.
Well, it's your choice next week,
so you want to choose sexy, you choose sexy.
Maybe I just need to turn up the heat in the studio.
Let's do some more breath work.
And then people are like, please make it stop.
Yeah, careful what you wish for, eh?
We're going to do a Friday-okey next.
No, a birthday banger, rather.
We've just done Friday-okey.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
We love doing these for you on this show.
We figure out the number one song when you turn 16.
We all reminisce and then we're going to play one out in full.
Kirsten's going to go first.
Happy Friday, Kirsten.
Hi, Kirsten.
Hi.
I heard it's your birthday tomorrow.
It is my birthday tomorrow.
Happy birthday for tomorrow.
What are you doing for the weekend?
Just sitting there and drinking some drinks. Yeah, good. Oh, I love it. My birthday's tomorrow. Happy birthday for tomorrow. What are you doing for the weekend? Just dinner and drinks with friends.
Yeah, good.
Oh, I love it.
Love that for you.
All right, well, let's do your birthday, Banger.
What's your DOB?
25th of May, 1986.
Okay, that means you were 16 in the year 2002.
So around this time in 2002, this was at the top.
I'm a hazard to myself.
Don't let me get me. 2002, this was at the top. Oh, it's the OG stuff from Pink.
What a tune.
Oh, that's a good one.
It's good.
Did you go to the Pink concert earlier this year?
No, I wish.
It was so good.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
Like, she is, I would say, one of the best performers of our time.
Absolutely, yeah. Incredible. That's a good one, Kirsten. You happy with that, K of the best performers of our time. Absolutely, yeah.
Incredible.
It's a good one, Kirsten.
You happy with that, Kirsten?
Very happy with that.
Cool.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Emma.
Kia ora, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
What have you got on for the weekend?
Oh, nothing that exciting.
Probably just the gym.
Wait, are you going both days?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, way to make us days? Yeah, of course.
Oh, way to make us feel bad, Emma.
Jeez.
Okay, all right.
Well, let's do your birthday, Banger.
What is your birthday?
22nd of December, 1998.
All right, you were 16 in 2014.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. So it's going to be forever
Or it's going to go down in flames You can tell me when it's over 16th birthday, this was number one.
It's from the 1989 album Blank Space.
You're a Taylor fan, Emma?
I am, yes.
Well, you'd be loving that.
It's a good one.
It is a great song from Taylor Swift.
One more birthday banger for Trish.
We go to Trish.
Happy Friday.
Hi, Trish. Happy Friday. Hi, Trish.
Trish.
Trish.
Trish, we got you.
Hello, Trish.
Earth to Trish.
Trish.
She's there.
She's there.
Hey, Trish.
We'll put her on hold. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
I think we're...
Hello, Trish.
Yeah, g'day, guys. Hi. Oh, there she is. That's put her on hold. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello, Trish. Yeah, g'day, guys.
Hi.
Oh, there she is.
That's what brought her out.
That's what got her attention.
I know.
G'day, Trish.
How you going?
Good, good.
Good, okay.
Good, good to hear.
Hey, Trish, what's your birthday?
20th of March, 1966.
All right, mate.
That means you were 16 in 1982.
And Trish, this is your birthday banger.
What do you reckon, Trish?
Men at Work, Down Under.
That's a banger.
It is a banger.
And recently came back into the circulation with the remix.
This is the original variety.
This is the original.. This is the original.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, wait there, Trish.
Pink Taylor Swift, Men at Work.
Pink for me.
It's pink for me too.
And Kirsten's birthday tomorrow is tip me over the edge.
Kirsten, thanks for listening to ZM.
We're going to play your birthday banger.
Yes, thank you.
It is our birthday present for you
because we haven't got you anything else.
Thank you.
Have an amazing birthday, mate.
Brie and Clint from 2002.
Here's Pink on ZM.
Brie and Clint.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
What a tune.
That's the winner of Birthday Bangers Day for Kirsten.
It was number one today for Kirsten.
It was number one today
in the year 2002.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a banger from Pink.
What a banger.
Absolutely.
That's first album Pink, eh?
That's,
I misunderstood.
Misunderstood.
With a Z.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Love it.
Taking down
Men at Work
and Taylor Swift.
Up next on the show,
I'm going to do a little bit of a test
to see who is the grossest
on the Brian Clint show.
And I actually,
I don't know who this is going to be.
No, I can't pick it.
There is a test that I've got in mind.
So the test will tell us.
It's not subjective.
No.
Okay.
Why? Who were you going to say?
Well, I don't know.
I feel like if we were voting, you guys
would gang up on me. You'd be like,
boy germs.
Nah, it's definitely Ella.
Kidding, Ella. You can do this
test on you and your friends after this.
It's time
to find out who's the grossest in the team.
And
I've got a way to do it. Okay.
So, came across this video of an expert, a doctor, expert,
one of the two, maybe both,
where she was talking about how important it is
to clean your belly button.
Not just because of how yucky it can smell,
but for another reason.
Do you know the reason?
Because it's like an area that bacteria can breed?
Let's have a listen to the expert.
I always find belly button smells to be a bit gross as a concept,
but does your belly button smell?
Well, it could be that you have an emfelloweth.
What is that?
It's a stone in your belly button.
It's actually caused by the secretions of your skin
compacting and hardening into this little rock
that's inside your belly button.
If you've got a funny smell in your belly button,
make sure you clean it with a Q-tip
or with soap and water every day in the shower.
Gross.
So, yeah.
Gross.
There's nothing grosser than the word secretions.
Secretions.
Skin secretions. Belly button secretions. Secretions. Skin secretions.
Belly button secretions.
Here's what I propose.
Who here, who here washes their belly button regularly?
Not specifically, but I wash my body, so I feel like bias.
But do you have an innie or an outie?
Innie.
If you've got an innie, I feel like you need to specifically wash it.
Okay, no, I don't wash my belly button and I don't wash my legs.
I'll put my hand up and say I'm the same.
Yeah.
Your legs.
You don't wash your legs?
Nah.
Nah.
What the?
I mean, I don't wash my belly button, but I wash my legs.
Ella, do you wash your belly button?
I don't, like, go in there and niggle around,
but the soap falls down into it.
It kind of cascades, right?
Yeah.
But that's not the same.
Alright, here's what I propose.
Someone needs to volunteer as tribute
and they will be the sniffer.
The other three
will be the testers
and you will have your belly button
smelled. So, if you're the
smeller, does that mean your belly button
doesn't have to be, you're exempt?
You are exempt from...
Tossing up if I want to be the sniffer.
Oh.
I might volunteer for it.
Yeah, you...
It's disgusting.
Do you want to...
Who wants to be the sniffer?
I'm just worried what if none of you...
I need to know before we volunteer, am I snuffing straight belly button or am I finger dipping
and then smelling the finger?
So we will...
Whoever's doing their belly buttons,
we'll put their finger in their belly button.
So we'll finger our own belly buttons.
Yes.
And then the sniffer.
And then sniff the finger.
I vote Claudia.
Oh.
Because I feel like she'll be honest.
Yeah.
Yeah, I vote Claudia.
Okay.
But Claudia, if you don't want to, I will volunteer.
I think I'm more comfortable sniffing your belly buttons
than I am having you sniff mine.
Oh.
Okay. Have you got something to worry about? I don't know. Claudia, please. I'm more comfortable sniffing your belly buttons than I am having you sniff mine. Oh, have you got something to worry about?
I don't know.
Claudia, please start with the closest belly button to you.
Okay.
Please sniff Ella's belly button.
Okay, I'm getting a good dig.
We're on TikTok Live and just digging around.
This is what the people want on TikTok Live.
Oh, she got a pre-sniff.
Okay, I'm ready.
I think it's fine.
Give it. Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. I'm ready. I think it's fine. Give it.
Oh, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
Okay, it's fine.
I'm so worried about mine.
In you come.
My belly button's deep.
Make sure you get in there.
I'm getting in there.
You can go to my next. I'll just get some lint out of the way.
Oh, yuck.
Mine fell.
Oh.
Did that come out of your belly button?
It's just some black lint.
I'm wearing a singlet, so.
Was it in your belly button?
Yes.
Okay, you ready?
Oh, no.
I'm going to get a big.
Oh, no.
No, smell it.
Oh, it's not a bad smell, but there's a mask.
It's mostly those cheesy corn chips we've been eating, to be honest.
Come and have a whiff of this.
Oh, no.
I think we know.
Oh, my God. I think we've got Oh, my God.
I think we've got a winner.
Okay, Claudia. I have a really deep belly button.
Claudia.
I have a really deep belly button.
Claudia has snipped.
I feel like you guys didn't go in hard enough.
This was your idea, okay?
Don't be angry at the results.
I forgot because I was going to wash really well before this.
Claudia has sniffed all
three belly buttons to
determine who was the
grossest member of the
Brie and Clint show and
that person is...
It's definitely Brie.
Yeah, it's fair.
It goes without saying.
It's fair.
It's bad.
Oh, yeah, it's bad.
I feel closer to all of
I feel like I did the
test properly though.
I feel like I did the
test properly.
I came out with lint
on my finger.
How deep do you want me to go?
Alright.
Is there anyone still listening after that?
I don't know.
I feel bad about myself now. I'm going to go
wash my belly button. Can we get Brie a Q-tip
please? Brie and Clint.
It's a big lotto prize up for grabs this weekend.
It's $30 million. It has
nothing on the lotto prize that was just
won in Australia. It's enormous. million. It has nothing on the lotto prize that was just won in Australia.
It's enormous.
One person in South Australia has won $150 million Aussie dollars in the lotto.
Surely that's got to be one of the biggest lotto prizes in Australia ever. It's top three all-time Australians.
I think it's the biggest to one person.
Wow.
Oh, so that went all to one person.
One division one.
One single person in Australia
has won 150 million
Aussie dollars. It's 162
million New Zealand dollars. Wow.
That's wild.
The ticket was bought in
store from a lottery outlet
in Adelaide. Of course it was. No one has
ever won anything on the app. Yeah, funny
that. I mean, I continue to buy my
tickets on the app, but every week I'm like...
Never the app.
They just change the numbers on my ticket.
How would I know?
They don't want me to win.
I think that too sometimes.
I do think that too,
but that's just me bitter because I've never won the lotto.
Yeah, exactly.
The odds of one person winning that whole amount in Australia,
and this is why maybe you shouldn't buy lotto tickets,
the odds of one person winning that were 134 million to one.
The odds.
The same odds of being struck by lightning twice in one lifetime.
You're kidding.
That's the odds of winning that prize.
But at the same time, somebody did.
Well, someone did, yeah.
Bree had a question for us earlier this week around money.
Oh, you want me to ask that question again? Yeah, I think you should ask
this question again and I'm interested to know if anybody
has changed their mind after
having stood on it for a week. We discussed it on the
Brian Clint After Party. That's our
special podcast that we put out after the show
every day. The question
was, what would you
rather? Would you rather
someone give you
a million dollars, guaranteed, no strings attached, they hand you a million dollars guaranteed,
no strings attached, they hand over a million dollars.
In the hand, no tax.
Or you can flip a coin for a billion dollars.
So it's a 50-50 shot at a billion or a guaranteed million.
Even the most cautious of people on this team
went for the billion.
I'd flip.
Flip the coin.
You'd risk a million.
Yep.
You'd forego a million for the chance at a billion.
Yep.
Risk it.
Why not?
The producers, you guys said risk it too, didn't you?
Yeah.
But I've been thinking about it a little bit.
The risk is pretty good, like 50-50 are great odds.
The odds are good.
But imagine how you'd feel if you didn't get it
and you said no to the million.
You'd have to be comfortable with it.
Yeah.
You'd have to be comfortable with not getting it.
I wouldn't be.
I'd be so sad.
But as you pointed out when we talked about it, Clint,
a million, no, a billion is a hundred.
A thousand.
A thousand billions.
Millions.
What? Oh, no. A billion is a hundred. A thousand. A thousand billions. Millions. What?
A billion is 1,000 millions.
That's insane.
It's insane.
You could make 1,000 people millionaires with a billion dollars.
This is where I want to flip and take the chance
is because I think a million dollars would change my life,
no doubt about it,
but a billion dollars would change all of my loved ones
around me's lives as well and for generations.
A million dollars would change my life.
A billion dollars would ruin my life.
I mean, that is...
Can you imagine the type of person you would become
if you got a billion dollars overnight?
See, I feel like I would be fine.
You I'd be worried about.
No, other way around. What? Other I feel like I would be fine. You I'd be worried about. No, other way around.
What?
Other way around.
I would be fine.
You.
Producers, who would be fine?
You'd be straight to K-Road.
You would.
No, yeah.
Who would be for like the first month?
You'd be in Family Bar.
Who would be fine?
Making it rain 50s, 100s.
Yeah, give back to the people.
Who would be fine?
If we got a billion dollars,
if I got a billion, Clint got a billion,
who would be the most fine?
We'd never hear from Clint again.
Yeah, literally.
Yeah, but I would be fine.
You would buy unnecessary stuff, Clint.
You'd buy a motorcycle.
Clint would buy a super yacht.
You'd buy a roller coaster.
Look at my super yacht.
Yeah.
And then you'd feel a little bit overwhelmed.
I've got a billion dollars.
I wouldn't buy a super yacht.
You'd have 16 cars. I'd buy a billion dollars. I wouldn't buy a super yacht. You'd have 16 cars.
I'd buy a nice boat.
And you'd buy like 10 houses.
And then after you bought the nice boat, you'd go, oh, I want a super yacht.
Nah.
Yes.
Well, you don't know how you'd behave.
And you don't know how you'd behave.
I know how you'd behave.
Just give me a million and we'll be happy.
Anyway.
They'd make a documentary about Clint
What are you choosing? Million in the hand
Or a coin flip for a billion dollars
And that's the end of the show everybody
Thanks for joining us
It's been a fun week
Are you up the waz this weekend? Are you going to the Warriors?
I am up the waz this weekend
It's a sold out crowd again
I know
Sold out crowd after the boys got up last
week against Penrith.
It's going to be electric out there.
Yeah. Are they playing the Dolphins?
The least intimidating
name for a team behind maybe
the Seagulls. What about
the Seagulls? Who's
going to be scared of a Seagull?
No one.
Oh, Ross Boss is scared of seagulls.
Sorry, we should have been more sensitive.
Oh, yeah, true.
Yeah.
Are the eels intimidating?
Is an eel...
An eel's pretty terrifying.
I guess you've got electric eels, don't you?
Electric eels.
And they've got big teeth.
Yeah, true.
What else?
What other...
Storms can be scary.
Yeah, storms can be quite scary.
Broncos are scary.
Broncos are scary.
Intimidating.
Tigers, obviously scary.
Tigers, obviously.
Sharks. Sharks. Very scary. Warriors. Broncos are scary. Intimidating. Tigers, obviously scary. Tigers, obviously. Sharks.
Very scary.
Warriors, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Dolphins.
The dolphins.
Hey, don't count the dolphins out.
They'll be going all right.
It's going to be great.
Have a great weekend, everybody,
and we'll catch you back next week on the Brian Clint Show.
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