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The ZM Podcast Network.
G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint.
On a high energy Friday.
Oh yeah, not that many Fridays left till the end of the year, my friend.
Not many at all.
It's December next week.
Oh, my God.
It is, too.
This time next week.
December.
1st of December.
Time to start phoning it in, everybody.
Departure lounge.
What do you mean?
All those big jobs, put them off until next year.
I've been phoning it in for a month and a half.
Once it hits July,
you're like, ah.
That's 2024's problem.
Good show coming up for you today. We've got lots
going on. We're going to hit the Byron Bay Golden Hour
at 4 o'clock. We're going to do Friday Okie
at 5 o'clock. And someone's going to
Symphony in the Domain thanks to Manuka Farm
at 5.30 for free
today. It's all coming up on the show.
But right now we're going to kick it off with Tradie versus Lady,
like we do every day.
$50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC.
Give us a call right now.
0800 dials it in.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we are, last game of the week, people.
The tradies and the ladies going head to head.
The tradies cracking the century yesterday.
They're on 100.
The ladies, five in front on 105.
Small golf clap for the tradies getting to 100.
Well done.
Let's go to our lady first calling from Hamilton.
She is 37 and she is a nurse.
Welcome to the show, Anna.
G'day.
Hiya.
Anna, how's your week been so far?
Oh, not bad.
My daughter's home with COVID at the moment.
Oh, no.
How old's she?
She's 11.
Oh, God.
Do you know a good nurse?
What's that?
No, don't worry.
Bad joke.
You're taking on our training today.
They're calling from Hamilton as well.
They're 30 years old and they've been to 30 countries.
Welcome to the show, Michael.
G'day, Michael.
Hello.
What's your favourite out of the 30?
Probably Norway, I'd say.
Norway?
Norway.
Beautiful country.
Where are the hottest people from that you've seen, Michael?
Oh, New Zealand, of course.
Yeah. Good answer, Michael. Good answer.
Michael, your buzz is tradie. Anna, your buzz is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
How old is Santa Claus? Closest to the age wins.
Tradie?
Yes, Michael.
Lady.
Let's go with 250 years old.
Okay.
250, yeah.
And Anna?
300.
300?
The answer, he's 1,741 years old.
So Anna takes the point with 350.
She was the closest.
He's ancient.
He is ancient, isn't he?
God, he looks good for 1,741.
Doesn't he?
He looks great.
He carries it well.
He must have a great skincare routine.
He must do.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Thunder, feel the thunder.
Lady.
Yes, Anna.
Anna.
Imagine Dragons.
Yeah.
Oh, she's all over it with the Imagine Dragons.
Someone's got an 11-year-old.
100%.
Two to the ladies.
You need this one here, Michael, to stay in it.
Question number three.
Who makes the Air Jordan basketball shoe?
Trady.
Yes, Michael.
Nike.
It is, of course, Nike.
Very fitting that your name is Michael.
Yeah, there you go.
One to the tradies, two to the ladies.
Question number four.
What kind of animal is a firefly?
Is it a fly, a beetle or a grasshopper?
Lady.
Yes, Anna.
Grasshopper?
Incorrect.
Michael?
I'll go with beetle.
It is a beetle, even though it's called a firefly.
We are all tied up here this afternoon, guys.
For a Friday, this is the tie-break question.
Question number five.
Finish this rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to what?
Yes, Anna.
To fetch a pile of water.
She's got it. She's got it.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Woo!
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
That was a point game.
But, Anna, nice work.
You've come back for the win.
$50 cash.
We'll get it out to you.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks, Nurse Anna.
Well done.
Ladies finished the week strong.
They're six points ahead as we hone in on the end of the year.
Bree and Clint.
It's Friday Jams on Black Friday.
It's Black Friday Jams.
It's Black Friday Jams.
Fun.
Happy Black Friday, by the way.
Happy Black Friday.
Yeah.
Happy Black Friday, girls.
Does that mean it's Thanksgiving today in America?
Today it is, yeah, and then their Black Friday will be tomorrow.
It's the day after Thanksgiving.
Because Black Friday is the super sale that happens straight after Thanksgiving.
I lived in America when there was a Black Friday, like during Black Friday sales.
Yes.
And oh my God, I've never been a part of anything crazier.
In that last little bit before online shopping was really the thing to do,
people were chaotic, eh?
It was chaos.
I remember we were in, I think we went to a Walmart.
Yeah.
And there was just people like just TVs were coming out of the Walmart.
There was all just types of things.
Like people just go nuts and buy everything.
Like the sales are really mean. They're really good.
Like anything, they do get diluted though
and I've been on some websites here in New
Zealand, not going to name any businesses, who
have said they're having a Black Friday sale. Some are
pretty average. And I'm like 5% off
is not a Black Friday sale. That's a normal
sale. It's not even a normal sale.
Briscoe's is doing that on a
normal Tuesday.
5%?
5% no.
What about the ones that go free shipping?
That's not.
That's not a Black Friday sale.
Unless your shipping's really expensive.
Unless it's like a fridge.
Yeah, I was going to say, unless I'm shipping like.
Yeah, then that's different.
A car.
That's different.
But there is some good deals out there.
Yes.
And it is like if you're organized enough,
I feel like great time to buy Christmas presents.
Yeah, do it all this weekend.
Yeah, like, if you're really that on top of it,
then, yeah, order stuff, like, this weekend
because you can get some good deals.
Yeah.
But just be careful because you can get scammed as well.
On the Black Friday deals?
Yeah, like, some of them are a scam.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, but if you're buying from the big businesses.
I'm not saying the big businesses.
I'm just saying just be careful.
I mean, everything's a scam these days.
Well, be careful anytime you're buying off those dodgy websites.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's good advice.
Like when you bought those eyebrow stencils.
I have been, yeah, that was a scam.
Like when you bought that posture corrector.
That was, no, no, that was a scam.
Yeah.
Like when you bought that, didn't you buy like a dog trimmer of some sort as well?
Oh, yeah, dog nail trimmer.
Dog nail trimmer.
Yeah, that was a scam too.
But, you know, we live and we learn.
Exactly right.
Sometimes it takes us multiple times to learn.
Exactly right.
But something I am feeling like I'm going to get a good deal on is because I have been
eyeing up a new couch
purchase. Me and my partner have been eyeing up a new couch purchase for probably quite a few months
now. Because you have to sleep on yours a lot, don't you? Exactly. So it needs to be comfortable.
And the one that we've got at the moment is just not cutting the mustard. But no, we've been talking
about getting a new couch for years actually.
Yeah. Like years and years because the one we have at the moment is not comfortable and it's
just a bit old.
It's a bit yuck.
Get on the Black Friday sales.
Is anyone doing a good couch Black Friday sales?
Well, this is the thing, right, is we went and looked at some couches at Freedom.
Last weekend we went and looked at this couch at Freedom.
Yeah.
And we were like, you know, is there any sales coming up?
And they're not allowed to say.
And we were kind of like, oh, okay.
And we looked at this one particular couch
and I thought we could go through the price of this couch before
and it's now in the Black Friday sales.
You want me to tell you if you're getting a good deal?
Exactly.
Okay.
You're too close to the couch.
How much do you want the couch, by the way?
Is it the couch? Oh, like I'm not fully invested, but it's a good deal. Exactly. Okay, you're too close to the couch. How much do you want the couch, by the way? Is it the couch?
Oh, like I'm not fully invested, but it's a nice couch.
Okay, so the good deal will get you over the line.
Yeah.
Okay, how much?
It's the good deal that's going to sell me on it.
Yeah, okay, okay.
This is like a version of the price is right.
Exactly.
Okay.
Okay, and producers, I'd love your input on a yes or no.
Is it a good deal in the Black Friday sales?
So the Freedom Couch I'm looking at, it's the Long Island
Couch. It was
before the Black Friday
sales, $5,299.
Jeez, must
be a nice couch. It's too expensive.
Okay.
Now, in the Black
Friday sales, it's
$3,709. A saving. It's got moving a five in the front of it to a three in the Black Friday sales, it's $3,709.
Scott moving a five in the front of it to a three in the front of it.
A saving of nearly $1,600.
Is it a good deal?
Has it come down enough to be...
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Are they offering free shipping with that?
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know.
Because I feel like that would be the thing
to get me over the line.
I'd be like,
oh, do I want to spend
$3,500?
Well, if they're going
to give me $60
of free shipping,
then that will get me
over the line.
You know what?
I could ask that
if we go in store
and I'll say,
if you throw in free shipping,
we'll put it in the living room
for me.
Yeah.
And take away all the boxes.
I'm going to go with,
if they're going to give you
free shipping, yes, I think that that is a good enough deal to go with, if they're going to give you free shipping,
yes, I think that that is a good enough deal
to say, yes, you're getting a new couch.
Ooh, okay, that's one.
Claudia, you're very responsible with these things.
Claudia is good for this stuff.
I'm getting excited.
I feel like it's a good deal.
It just, I think, going from a five to a three,
no matter what comes after it.
I've seen it's a nice couch too.
And it feels like, yeah.
It's pretty big.
It's a good deal.
You're not going to get better than that.
It's bigger than the couch we've got at the moment.
Ella, who's never bought a couch in her life,
what do you reckon?
I have one.
No, I got one off the side of the road once.
Yeah, yeah, love it.
That was a great deal.
She's at that stage of life.
That was a very good deal.
No free shipping with that one.
You're at the free couch stage of life.
Ella, don't worry.
I was at that stage at one point.
I still lost the couch off the side of the road.
Great.
I got two.
My flatmate's like, why do we need two lounge seats?
Always.
They were up for grabs.
It was free.
It was free.
But I'm going to say no, Brie, because you're not sold on it.
You don't even like the couch.
No, I wasn't sold on it when it had a five in the front.
You need to love the couch regardless on the price.
That's such a good perspective. Thank you. I loved the couch. Don't buy it for the sale. Buy it for the couch. You need to love the couch regardless on the price. That's such a good perspective.
Thank you.
Don't buy it for the sale.
Buy it for the couch.
No, I loved the couch.
I didn't love the price.
And now I more so love the price.
Well, you got two yeses and one no.
So what are you going to do?
I mean, majority rules.
What are you going to do?
Majority rules.
I think we've got to get the couch.
We're getting the couch.
Yeah, there's a Black Friday sale.
I'm losing money if I don't get it. We're going to provide a We're getting the couch. Yeah, does Black Friday say, I'm losing money if I don't get it?
We're going to provide a service for you this afternoon.
If you're on the fence about your Black Friday purchase,
about the thing you've been umming and ahhing about,
call us, tell us how much it was and how much it is,
and we can give you the same service.
We can tell you if you should be buying the Black Friday bargain
that you can't stop thinking about.
We're experts in the deal zone, so
bring on down that deal, put it
in the zone and we'll tell you if it's a yes
or a no. Enter the deal dojo
with Bree and Clint. Enter the deal dojo.
Bree and Clint.
Welcome into the deal dojo
with Bree and Clint where we will decide
if the Black Friday deal
you think is so good is
actually that good.
We will tell you.
We will put it through our...
We're not emotionally attached to your purchase.
We're not emotionally attached.
We will tell you what is right and we will give you advice.
Emily's here first.
Hi, Emily.
Hi, Em.
Hi.
So...
Yes, tell us what the item is and tell us what its original price was.
So I don't actually know its original price.
That's kind of the problem.
Oh.
So it's a head unit for my car.
Okay.
Because my one is in Japanese.
Oh, you don't have the band expander.
Yeah.
So it's got a band expander on it.
Okay.
It's still in Japanese.
But you just can't read it.
It makes it difficult. And you need to concentrate when you expander on it. Okay. It's still in Japanese. But you just can't read it. It makes it difficult.
And you need to concentrate when you're driving, Emily.
Yes.
We're not trying to girl meth it for her.
We're trying to tell her if it's a good deal.
Sorry, I automatically, as a girl, go into girl meth.
Oh, that's all right.
I've already kind of half girl meth it.
I made $40 today.
You made $40?
Okay.
I made $40 today.
I run a full business.
How much for the new head unit for your car
so you can see what radio station you're listening to?
$419.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's $419,
but everywhere else has kind of got on sale for like $499.
Okay, so you're possibly saving $80.
Can I ask, will you have to pay extra to get it installed
or does that include putting it in?
That doesn't include putting
it in, but my partner works in IT
so I reckon he could do it. He could probably
do it. So we don't
know the original price. Why?
What else? What's the other details
Emily? So it also
comes, they will give me a
free reversing camera.
Oh, sold.
Sold, that's a good deal. Do you currently have a reversing camera? No, Sold. That's a good deal.
Do you currently have a reversing camera?
No, because I drive a little Toyota Pass.
Oh, that's a great deal.
A head unit that can get the radio stations in English and a reversing camera.
And does it have Bluetooth?
Yes, it's got Apple CarPlay.
Emily, Emily.
Oh, mate.
Emily, why are you on the phone to us?
Drive there immediately and get the deal.
Sold.
No, I have to order online.
It's $12.99 shipping.
That's fine.
That's all good.
That's all good.
That's fine?
Okay, well, when I'm finished with my market today
and I've made lots of money for my business, I'll buy it.
Emily.
Emily.
You just Black Friday'd yourself a new head unit.
It's three birds with one stone.
It's a no-brainer.
Go get yourself that head unit.
Fantastic.
Oh, this feels good. Thanks, Em. Enjoy. Done deal. Let's go to Sally on 0800-D yourself that head unit. Fantastic. Oh, this feels good.
Thanks, Em.
Enjoy.
Done deal.
Let's go to Sally on 0800 dials at Em.
We're on a roll.
Hi, Sally.
Hi, Sally.
Hi.
Hi.
We're trying to figure out whether the Black Friday deal that you are obsessed with is
actually a good deal or not.
So when you're ready, give us the details.
Well, I'm in a bit of a quandary where my daughter wants purple Crocs.
That's on the Christmas list.
Yeah.
Purple Crocs aren't on sale, but other colour Crocs are on sale.
What are the other colours, Sally?
What are the other colours?
Pink or a blue.
Oh, I mean, pink or blue.
But that's not purple.
How old is she?
She's 13, so at a pivotal age. She's very particular about... Sally, pink or purple? Pink or purple's not purple. That was on her lip. How old is she? She's 13, so at a pivotal age.
She's very particular about...
Sally, pink or purple?
Pink or purple's the same.
Pink, purple, blue, all the same.
It's all the same.
Bree, I think in this situation,
we owe it to Sally to bring in our Crocs expert,
producer Ella.
Sally, I need to know the price of the full price Croc
and then the sale price Croc.
Oh, that's a really good point too.
Yeah.
Okay, so full price Croc is $80, $79.95.
Okay.
Jeez, they're expensive.
But posted on top of that, I'm going to have to postage that because there's none in town.
Yeah.
Okay.
And keep in mind, these are rubber shoes.
Yeah.
Like, they're a piece of blown up rubber.
Yeah, they're overpriced.
But how much are the ones that are on sale?
Yeah.
62.
So it's not a huge saving,
but it's a lot when it's potentially not the right colour.
But for $18, you could get her the right colour.
Okay, we're going to default to our Crocs expert.
Just for an opinion,
and then Brie and I will make the decision.
Ella?
Yeah, I'm a bit torn,
but I think I've made my decision.
You need just for $18 to go that extra step higher and get the right colour.
If you're already paying $60 anyway, might as well.
Sally, keep in mind that Ella is also 13, so she...
Shut your face!
I'm 23.
Thank you, Ella.
So her opinion will be the exact same as your daughter's, Sally, so I agree.
I think, honestly, I don't think it's enough of a saving
to disappoint your daughter and get her the wrong colour.
I think you should go the purple.
And I agree.
I agree, Sally.
So you, in the deal dojo, we say no deal.
No deal.
And it's not your fault.
It's because the Crocs company didn't offer you a good enough Black Friday deal.
Where's the purple on sale? That's all it Black Friday deal. Where's the purple on sale?
That's all it comes down to.
Why isn't purple on sale?
Is that a popular colour?
Must be.
Moon jelly is the it colour.
And Crocs know that, so they haven't put it on sale.
Oh, that's mean from them.
Well, best of luck, Sally.
I know you've got the best of intentions at heart.
I think Sally's going to cave and she's going to get the purple ones.
I think she's going to get the purple ones too.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
Enrique Iglesias has announced that he's quitting music.
He is going to put out one more album, which is called Final, Volume 2.
And that's it.
He said it's finished.
It's actually coming out in February.
I've been working on this album for quite a bunch of years.
Quite a bunch of years.
And for me, it was always, like I said, my final album.
But this is it.
Volume 2.
Have you seen, I don't know if this is related or not,
but have you seen the TikTok video that's doing the rounds
of the Enrique Iglesias performance where he is not
at the top of his game. I feel like I have seen it
but refresh my memory. So it's him
he's on stage, he's wearing a black t-shirt
black cargo pants and a black hat
a lot of people have commented that it's the
same outfit he's been wearing on stage since
2016 but the main
criticism they're making is that
Enrique Iglesias
sounds like Elmo.
This is a real concert.
That was filmed by people sitting in the VIP area of the Enrique Iglesias concert.
Oh, it didn't sound the best.
Was that recent?
Yeah.
Considering it's meant to sound like this.
Question.
Poor Enrique.
Is he still married to my sexual awakening and a cornucopia?
Oh, great question.
Claudia at the research desk,
can we do a quick look
into...
I was so jealous.
I hated him for so long.
Because he got Anna Kournikova?
Because we all wanted it.
What a hot couple.
What a hot couple.
Until he got rid of the mole.
Yeah, he shouldn't
have got rid of it.
Maybe it was the source
of his good pitch and tone.
I haven't thought about
Anna Kournikova
in probably seven years.
I think about her daily.
Do you?
Sit at the poster?
Legit.
Keeping the tennis ball in her belt?
Yeah.
Claudia at the research desk, what's the deal?
I think they're still together.
What?
The wiki thing says 2001 till, and there's no end date.
Oh, that means they're still together.
Have they got kids?
I don't think so.
They're really invested, eh?
I'm so invested.
Oh, three.
Three?
Wait, what?
Screw every game, Glacius.
If I had Anna Kournikova at home,
I'd quit touring and making music as well.
Yeah.
Right?
She's a goddess.
That's the latest.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Please be upstanding for the National Anthem of New Zealand.
Finally, after 491
days, I think it was, since the election.
It's been a long time.
We finally have a government. What have they been
up to? I've watched a whole season
of the morning
show. Yeah, I've watched Telling Sunset and the morning
show. I've watched that. I've started I've watched the Lord of the morning show. Yeah, I watched Telling Sunset and the morning show. I watched that.
I've started.
I've watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Yeah, I mowed my lawns, which I don't usually do.
No, mowed my lawns too.
Fixed the drainage in our plumbing.
I renovated a whole three bedrooms in my house.
There's all kinds of things you can do in that amount of time. But no, now Winnie, Davo and what's the other guy's name?
Chrissy.
Chrissy.
They're in a threesome.
They're in a three-way.
And it turns out they are because they're sharing, baby.
They've decided.
Is this the first time that there's been a three-way coalition?
There is the first time there's been one like this
because old Chris Daddy, he's going to be Prime Minister.
That was already decided.
Yes, yes.
He was not willing to compromise on that.
He said, no.
Oh, I want this fair and square.
No, it's mine.
But Winnie and David both wanted to be Deputy Prime Minister.
No, I want to be Deputy.
No, David, you already did Dancing with the Stars.
Let me have a go. But Winston, you've already been Deputy. I've to be deputy. No, David, you already did Dancing with the Stars. Let me have a go.
Winston, you've already been deputy.
I've never been deputy.
Yeah, so I'm going to do a better job because I've done it before.
So they came up with this solution.
Let me turn to the structure of the government
because the basis, as I have said,
is that we will be a three-party coalition government.
I will be the prime minister.
Mr Peters will be deputy prime minister for the first half of the term,
and Mr Seymour will be for the second half.
He sounds so pissed off.
Yeah, he looked pissed off too.
He's like, and then Winston Peters
will be Deputy for the second half.
Shut up.
Winston Peters and David Seymour
hate each other.
They're playing nicey-nice.
They're putting on a united front for the press conference.
But you're right, Bree.
You couldn't find two politicians in Parliament that hate each other
more than Winston Peters and David Seymour.
They've said it openly so many times how much they hate each other.
David Seymour once joked about him.
Someone said that they should fight each other and fight for life. And
Winston Peters tweeted and said
Oh no. He said
if you and
me got in the ring together, there'd be three
hits. Me hitting you,
you hitting the ground
and the ambulance hitting 100
miles an hour.
Cool. They hate
each other. But now they're going to share the deputy prime ministership.
They're going to do it for 18 months.
This is going to be just as awkward as that three-way handshake that happened.
It is a three-way handshake.
I know.
They should have done it at the end.
They should have done a symbolic three-way handshake.
It's the new three-way handshake.
But good on them.
They're setting a good example that sharing is caring.
Sharing is caring.
Even if it's incredibly,
incredibly annoying. Even
if no one clearly
wanted to share.
So it's kind of like, cool guys, we don't really care.
Can you just get on with the
government thing? I can just imagine Christopher
Lux and where he would have been like, we didn't
want a vice bloody
prime minister anyway. We wanted to give it to Nicola.
Yeah. We'll just do it on
our own if you guys can't figure it out.
We want to know, this afternoon on our 800
dials at M, what did you have
to share that you never wanted to share?
And this could go all the way back to your childhood
when you and your sister both wanted
scooters, but your parents were like, no, we'll get you
one and you can share it. Or it might go
through to your adult life where you awkwardly had to share a room with
somebody that you never wanted to on holiday, like your father-in-law or something like
that.
You know?
I remember a few years ago, we actually, before I lived in New Zealand, we'd booked a trip
to Queenstown and my mum decided, because it was our family, my mum's sister and her
family, and there was a heap of us, and she booked this massive place because it was our family, my mum's sister and her like family and like there was a heap of us
and she booked this massive place and it was beautiful
and everyone was in a couple so everyone, you know,
all got to have their own room.
And my sister's husband couldn't come on the trip
and I didn't have a partner so me and my sister had to share.
Nice.
That's caring.
Oh, no. It wasn't nice because I was sick at so me and my sister had to share. Nice. That's caring.
Oh, no.
It wasn't nice because I was sick at the time,
and my sister was like, I don't want to live with a sick girl,
so then I had to sleep in the hallway.
Give the sick person the bedroom.
Come on.
Bree and Clint.
I will be the Prime Minister.
Mr. Peters will be Deputy Prime Minister for the first half of the term,
and Mr. Seymour will be for the second half.
Sounds so accurate.
But if Winston Peters hits the ball out on the full,
then David Seymour instantly becomes Prime Minister.
But then if Winston Peters catches the ball with one hand,
but it's only bounced once,
then he goes back to being Deputy Prime Minister.
Yeah, they are the official rules of the Parliament.
The official cabinet rules. And they will are the official rules of the parliament. The official cabinet rules.
And they will wear the special deputy prime minister hat.
That's how you'll know which one is deputy prime minister.
Yeah.
The little hat that they wear.
So we're asking, like them, what did you awkwardly have to share?
We're getting a lot of messages about birthdays.
Yeah.
A lot of birthday messages.
A lot of angry people who have had either a sibling or a cousin born on their birthday.
People aren't happy.
This is probably my favourite text.
Someone has said, and I feel like I'm going to read it in the voice that I feel like they would have written it in.
My sister never wanted to share her Harry Potter books with me.
I snuck them out of her room and when she found out,
she smacked me in the face with Goblet
of Fire first edition hardback.
Important detail.
That was first edition hardback.
That's a whopper. First edition.
It's the biggest one.
It's a meaty one. Let's go to Joanna
on 0800 Dials at M. Joanna, what did you have
to share? Oh, we all
had to share an advent calendar growing up.
So we were one of four.
How does that work, Joanna?
It was hard.
Every four days we got to open the little window and get the chocolate out.
That's so mean.
So luckily there's 24 windows on an advent calendar.
Luckily 24 is divisible by four.
Yeah, what if it wasn't?
If it wasn't, I don't know how you would have dealt with that.
Who knows?
Who knows?
It was always hard to see who would get the last one
because it actually had a bigger little square.
Oh, no.
It was the same size, but it looked bigger,
so we always wanted to fall off the fourth.
Did it ever cause a fight, Joanna, between the four siblings?
I don't remember it ever causing a fight. I actually think
it's not until we talk about it now
as adults that we look back and think
that was hard done by
them. Yeah.
I get being on a budget and things being tight
but aren't they like $4 from the warehouse?
It's pretty cheap.
I buy myself a whole one now.
You've earned that.
Joanna, you deserve it, Joanna.
Someone texted and they said, as an eight-year-old,
I had to share the koala hold with
my little brother on a visit to Australia Zoo.
I was outraged.
I sulked off and now he
has a photo with a koala and I have
nothing. Oh, no.
What were you expecting to get all of the
time with the koala and your little brother just gets none?
I wanted to get my own photo, but you must have had to.
But he would have been, I'm assuming.
It's probably that you pay per photo.
What, so the little brother got the photo and he didn't?
Well, you know how you pay for the photo in the little folder thingy?
Oh, no wonder he's sulked off.
Yeah, so the family would have gone, we'll buy one photo,
but you both need to be in it. Right, but he's sulked off, so he wasn't in the photo. Yeah, so the family would have gone, we'll buy one photo, but you both need to be in it.
Right, but he's soaked off, so he wasn't in the photo.
Yeah, so he's not in the photo.
Got it, got it, got it.
Jessica's here.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
What did you have to share?
I am a twin.
I've got a twin brother.
Oh, you would have had to share everything, Jess.
Everything from womb to room and everything in between.
What was that?
From womb to room?
Womb to room.
Okay. Yep, and I
swore if I ever had children
myself, I'd make sure they have one of everything.
But I actually ended up having twins
last year and realised
it's definitely not as practical as I would have hoped.
No, it's too hard, right?
Really?
Oh, my God.
So you're kind of, you have an appreciation for your parents now?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, I bet.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
Thanks.
Thank you, Jessica.
We've got a text from someone who is also a twin whose parents made them share the cool
jeans.
They bought one pair of the cool jeans and then every Friday night there was a huge fight over who was going to get to wear the cool jeans. They bought one pair of the cool jeans and then every Friday night,
there was a huge fight over
who was going to get to wear the cool jeans.
You can't buy one pair of cool jeans.
They would have thought they were doing the right thing.
They'd be like, well, get a pair and you're the same size.
You're identical.
We can only afford one pair of Sasson Boy jeans
and you can share them.
It's one pair or no pairs.
My partner has to share his birthday with everybody.
It's Christmas Day.
He is so generous and makes it about everyone else
except for him, despite it being his day.
Well, his and Jesus' day, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone else said,
my sisters don't like to share.
We're all 80s babies.
So now we just rock paper,
we always rock, paper, scissor everything. It now carries on to my kids today.
Yeah, that's how they pass legislation in the new government. When David and
Winston can't agree, they just rock paper scissors off to make
the big decisions. Claudia? I have a story for this. When I was a kid
I played field hockey and I wasn't very good at it. At the end of the season
we did like a prize giving
and they were like, okay, most improved player is Claudia.
And I was like, oh my God, that's amazing.
I've never won an award before.
Oh no.
And then they pulled out another little trophy
and they were like, and most improved player is Jessica.
Yay.
Who the hell is Jessica?
They pulled out enough trophies for every player on the team
to be most improved. Everybody can be
most improved. Well, I went to a Montessori
school and that was the vibe, but I was so
proud of myself for like 10 seconds
and then... I'm so over that
everyone wins a trophy.
Everybody is the most improved. Yeah, not
everyone is the most improved.
The winner is everybody.
And to be honest,
that's the worst award you can win as well.
And they give it to everyone.
You're not as bad as you used to be.
You were the worst and now you're not.
We're going to get some songs as quickly as possible, but we won't do it alone.
We'll have some help from Grace.
Hi, Grace.
G'day, Grace.
Oh, good afternoon.
How are we doing?
I like your vibe, Grace.
You're going to be on my team.
Yeah, girls, girls, girls, girls.
Girls, girls.
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, and boys, welcome to the show, Delaney.
Hello, Delaney.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads.
You're going to be on my team, okay?
We're going to try and win you some KFC chicken dollars.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Got some good vibes from you guys today.
I like it.
Claudia's here to run the game.
Hello, Claudia.
Hello, Claude.
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude. Oh, it Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude, Claude,
Oh, it sounds weird. So, as we know, today is Black Friday. Happy Black
Friday. Happy Black Friday. So, for this one second song challenge, we're going full
commercial, baby. We're going shopping. We're going money. We're buying things. That's the
theme of this game. Make money, money, make money. I thought you were going to say it's all black
artists for Black Friday. No, Clint.
It's about spending and shopping and all that good stuff.
Okay.
So this is the one second song challenge.
I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
I just need you guys to tell me the artist and the name of the song.
Brie and Clint, you guys are going first.
Okay.
First team to three points will take home the prize.
Brie and Clint, this one's for you.
Buzz them with your name.
Bree.
Oh.
Bree.
Oh, that is Ariana Grande, Seven Rings.
Yeah, girl.
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
I didn't even really play it.
Do you want me to start it again?
It literally just went like this.
That's enough. I know it's went like this. That's enough.
I know it's enough.
I know it's enough.
We're away and flying, Grace.
Okay, all right, all right, good start.
It's your guys' turn.
Grace and Delaney, are you ready?
Yes.
Okay, buzz in with your names if you can tell me this one.
Hey, Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?
Grace?
Macklemore Thrift Shop.
You got it.
Yes, Grace.
Man.
Man.
Girls, girls, girls.
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
It's not over, Delaney.
It's not over, okay?
Okay, bye.
Okay.
They're celebrating too early, okay?
It's a bad omen for them.
I do this quite often.
I celebrate too early.
Come on, let's go, Grace.
We got this. Okay, Bree and Clan, back to you guys. Here's your on, let's go, Grace. We got this.
Okay, Bree and Clint, back to you guys.
Here's your song.
No, no, no.
Bree.
Bree.
No way.
Yeah, that was just.
No way.
That's what I heard.
I actually don't know.
I'm staying out of it.
Brief.
Gwen Stefani.
Rich Girl.
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
Yes.
Oh, it's all about the girls, girls, girls, girls. Yes.
Oh, it's all about the girls today, Grace.
We've taken it.
Yeah, the girls.
Sorry, Delaney.
I do believe.
Well done, girls.
Who do you think said it first there, Delaney and Grace? Who buzzed them first there in that last one?
Three hands down.
That's my teammate.
Delaney's got a good vibe.
Can we get him some KFC? Absolutely. Well done, guys. Have a great weekend. Thank you. Yeah, you're great. That's my teammate. Delaney's got a good vibe. Can we get him some KFC?
Absolutely.
Well done, guys.
Have a great weekend.
Thank you.
Nice, guys.
Happy Friday.
I was on a hiding for nothing there.
I actually don't know.
Do you honestly think you buzzed in?
You might have.
I do.
Would it have changed the entire game?
I don't know, but I do.
It could have.
Would it make you feel better if I get a replay?
Get a replay.
Okay.
You've definitely come back and beaten our team from two down.
Play ZM's Brinkland.
Before we continue, we must address the controversy that went down previously in the one second
song challenge.
I raised a protest flag.
You did.
I believe in the third point, which was the deciding point for your team that I buzzed
in first.
Yes.
Claudia says no. You say you
don't know. I didn't. I honestly
am staying out of it because I actually didn't know.
I was in the zone. Claudia, you
pulled the replay. We haven't heard this yet.
Do you stand by what you said? I think so.
It's tight, like very tight.
Oh, okay. I'm excited.
Let's go to the replay. This was on point number three
in the one second song challenge
that went down just before.
Breathe.
Breathe.
No way.
We're going to slow that down.
Okay.
We're going to slow that down.
Breathe.
Oh, it was me.
Yeah.
It's tight, but it's there.
You have something to say to Claudia.
Hold on.
Let me concentrate for this.
Everyone be quiet.
Hold on.
Everyone be quiet.
I'm ready.
Hold on.
Claudia. Yes. Wait, wait. Everyone be quiet. Hold on, everyone be quiet. I'm ready. Hold on. Claudia?
Yes.
We need to get a caller on for the Byron Bay competition.
Win a trip to Byron Bay to get in the draw with Brian Clint.
Call 0800-DIAL-ZEN now.
Apology accepted.
Brian Clint.
Gather round, millennials.
We need to have a family chat because Gen Z are coming for another fashion item slash trend that we enjoy.
I'm going to have nothing left to wear.
Correct.
And that's what they want.
They're literally scalping me at this point because the side fringe is out.
I still haven't conformed to that one.
The side part.
The side part.
Behind the side fringe. The side part. The side fringe. Yeah, that's gone. So what have they conformed to that one. The side part. The side part. Behind the side fringe.
The side part.
The side fringe.
The emo fringe.
Yeah, that's gone.
So what have they taken from us so far?
The side part.
Yes.
The skinny jeans.
Gone.
Those leather pointy shoes with no laces that dudes used to wear to town,
aka town shoes.
No one misses those.
Yeah, but they took them.
No, but we don't miss them.
They took them from us.
What am I meant to wear to town now?
You know, my rugged sharks. Can't do that. Anything, but we don't miss them. They took them from us. What am I meant to wear to town now? You know, my rugged sharks?
Can't do that.
Anything else.
Wear anything other than those.
Now, the New York Post is reporting that Gen Z's fashion gurus have decided leggings are out.
I am not here for this one.
I've spent so much money on good leggings over the years.
We finally got it right with Lululemon.
Yes.
We finally found the leggings that they don't bunch up,
they don't slip down, they're the perfect leggings,
and then now Gen Z want to take them away.
We just got it right.
You just spent all the money on those Gymshark ones
that tuck into the top of your butt crack too, eh,
to make your butt look extra peachy. money on those Gymshark ones that tuck into the top of your butt crack too, eh? To make your
butt look extra peachy. I love those
Gymshark ones. Well, no longer.
According to Gen Z, leggings,
gym pants,
chuggy.
Gone. Can't do it. No thanks.
What are the reasons? I need reasons.
I feel like, Ella,
you're a Gen Z-er. Tell me
the reasons why they're out.
Personally I don't
have any problems with them.
Maybe
I'm trying to get in the brain of my fellow Gen Z's.
Do you own any? Yeah and
the good look, the only good look you can get
away with leggings is leggings
socks and then Ugg boots
and then a big baggy jumper like Rachel
Green.
That's it.
Like those big, chunky, slouchy socks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cute.
They look like leg warmers. What if I just want to look sporty and I want to be comfortable because I'm bloated and
I don't want to put on jeans and I just want to wear my leggings?
Yeah, Ella.
That's fine.
I don't care.
I mean, I don't know.
You're so dismissive of our whole generation, Ella.
I just don't care.
Jeez, oh my God.
Our generation is under attack.
What do we have to do to impress you guys, honestly?
Just stop trying.
Or stop caring.
That's it.
Stop caring, yeah.
Gen Z have not left millennials completely adrift.
They have thrown us a life raft
in the form of what we're allowed to wear
instead of leggings.
And I already know what this is.
I've already seen them kicking about
in the wild. What is it?
It's the leggings with the flared bloody
ends on them. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Yeah, I've seen them.
My body shape. Leggings.
So they're leggings. They're Lululemon leggings all the
way to the knee and then at the knee they become
flares. My body shape does not go well with these little bell-bottomed leggings.
Yeah, I like those more.
Of course you do.
They're cool.
Claudia, what are you choosing?
These?
No, they're ugly.
Yes, they're good.
And, yeah, they're not going to suit everyone.
They're going to make me look ridiculous.
Do you reckon I could pull off a pair of those?
Oh, yeah, you'd look great.
Can we get me some? I feel like you'd
pull off leggings.
I reckon they're hard to pull off.
I reckon they're really difficult to pull off.
Personally, I haven't tried them. They're intimidatingly
cool.
That's what I think too.
If you're Sydney Sweeney, you can pull those off.
True.
That was a Gen Z reference.
I loved her in Euphoria. She was nice. Yeah, thank you.
I loved her in Euphoria.
Yeah, thank you.
She's got a new movie coming out. I know, Hunger Games.
No!
Wrong!
Oh, you were so close.
You were doing so well.
So close.
Stop trying.
Throw your leggings in the bin.
Burn them, light them on fire.
Part your hair in the middle and conform.
Conform, conform, conform to what is called.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke.
And this is Friday-oke where we go head-to-head singing our little hearts out.
I feel like I've picked a fantastic song, a song that brings back memories.
It evokes an emotion in you from when we were teenagers.
Absolutely.
But can we bring that same passion to Michelle Branches everywhere?
It's like the precursor to Avril Lavigne.
She's the original Avril Lavigne.
Love this.
Claudia, do you love this song?
Of course.
Yeah.
Producer Ella, do you know this song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a no.
Everywhere to be.
We've spent our time with a professional audio engineer
to make this sound as good as possible.
And if you've never heard Friday Oaky,
what we do is we play a bit of it from Bree
and then a bit of it from me,
and then we get five people to call 0800-DIALS-IT-M
and say who the best was.
That's how it rolls.
15 minutes we've each spent.
I chose the song, so I
will go first.
Oh no. Good luck, Michelle.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm real nervous
about this one.
Turn it inside out so
I can see
the part of you
that's drifting over me.
But when I wake you're
You're never there
But when I sleep you're
You're everywhere
You're everywhere
Pretty good so far.
No!
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here
And who you are
Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there
Cause you're everywhere to me
When I close my eyes, it's you I see.
You're everything I know that makes me believe.
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
I'm happy with that.
Yeah, I think you can be happy with that.
I'm happy with that.
That could have been an absolute train wreck for me.
That's Michelle Branch after a couple of beers.
I feel like only a couple of carriages fell off the train,
but still got to the destination just.
I reckon you might have that, but I don't know.
I'm excited.
You were nervous about yours and yours sounded fine.
I was real nervous about mine because it's a hard song to sing.
So maybe mine's fine as well.
Someone on the text machine says,
Brie, love your confidence.
Dot, dot, dot.
Good luck, mate.
Thank you.
Here's my Michelle branch.
Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
Cos when I wake you're
You're never there
And when I sleep you're
You're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here and who you are.
Cause every time I look, you're never there.
And every time I sleep, you're always there.
Cause you're everywhere to me.
And when I close my eyes, it's you I see. Pretty good.
Pretty good.
I don't hate it.
I feel like we've both done all right,
even though we're getting roasted on the text machine.
Someone said, that sounds like a painful poo.
That was about mine.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, fair.
It's got that angsty, you know.
I don't know why I put the accent on it.
I don't remember putting the accent on it.
Yours was very American.
Mine had a flare,
a little flicker of American, but
yeah. Who's got it this week? Is it Brie or
is it me? Oh, $800 and then we're looking for
five people right now to pick the winner
of Friday Oaky. Someone said
you guys need to pick songs with louder
background music or turn vocals
down. And then you wouldn't hear us.
That's good advice though.
It is good advice.
Let's get a winner for Friday Oaky.
You just heard us. Michelle
branch out.
I'm now calling myself Bree Tree.
Not Michelle Bree? No, Bree Tree.
Bree Tree. We took on Michelle's
Everywhere. Bree's one sounded like this.
Because you're everywhere to me.
When I close my eyes, it's you I see.
And mine sounded like this.
Because you're everywhere to me.
And when I close my eyes, it's you I see.
I don't think either of us nailed the harmony.
It was hard, wasn't it?
There's so much going on in that song.
There's so much.
So who's got it?
We've got five loyal ZM listeners standing by to give their verdict this afternoon.
And we're going to start with Adrian on 0800-DAR-ZM.
Hi, Adrian.
G'day, mate.
G'day, James. How are we?
We're good, Adrian.
We want your feedback and thoughts and then you
vote. Now, here's some
honest feedback here.
My ears were bleeding listening to
you.
And Clint,
absolutely spot on, mate.
Jeez, roasting.
I'm getting off lightly.
Getting a roasting from Adrian.
I had to go with Clint on that one.
I picked that one We assumed Adrian
Thank you Adrian
We appreciate your honesty
Let's go to Reuben
Hi Reuben
Hey guys
Reuben what are your thoughts mate
It's Reuben sorry it was a typo on the screen
Hello Reuben
Yeah right Reuben
So I was quite
pleasantly surprised when I heard Bree singing. Yeah, it was
really nice harmony to the ears there.
And yeah, I mean, as soon as I heard Clint,
I've got to be really honest. So I mean, no disrespect
here, but kind of I lost control of my body instantly.
My arms were gripping the side of my chair
and I just absolutely
fell over really. I just couldn't handle
that one. So all hands down,
give that to Bree. I'll take it, Rubes.
Thank you, mate. Very descriptive. I
couldn't tell if he was going to be like, he was
gripping the seats with pleasure. I didn't
know where it was going. He was like, I just
loved it so much. I just loved it. I couldn't
stay in my seat. I was sliding
off my seat. Thank you, Ruben. It's one all. Let's go to Kyla. Kyla, I know $800 at him. Hey just loved it. I couldn't stay in my seat. I was sliding off my seat.
Thank you, Ruben.
It's one all.
Let's go to Kayla.
Oh, Kyla.
I know $800 at him.
Hey, Kyla.
Hi, Kyla.
Happy Friday, guys.
Happy Friday.
Who's got it, Kyla?
Who's your best Michelle Branch impersonator?
Well, look, you both had great confidence, great enthusiasm.
Good.
Good compliment sandwich, I feel like is coming Clint you work everywhere
And when I closed my eyes
It was like a nightmare
So I'm going to have to go with Brie
She's even got the rhyme in there
It's the creative roast for me
Kyla
Thank you Kyla
Thank you for the feedback
Very creative
2-1 to Brie
Let's go to Will
I know $800 at him
Hi Will
G'day Will
G'day Clint
G'day Brie How are we Will, Clint. G'day, Bree.
How are we, Will?
Did you enjoy this week?
I did.
I am one of your loyal listeners,
and Friday Okie is, in a sad sort of way,
one of my highlights of the week.
Sad kind of way.
We'll take it.
It's always highly enjoyable,
and I think there was a very wise song choice this week.
Yeah. Does your sound engineer use auto-tune, or is it all there was a very wise song choice this week. Yeah.
Does your sound engineer use auto-tune, or is it all just... No auto-tune this week.
It's 100% all from our dire friends, Will.
Well, Bree, I'm pleasantly surprised how well you stayed in tune this week.
Mate, me too.
Are you giving it to Bree, Will?
Well, I was in the car with the kids and the wife and I were always watching the cricket.
And we all enjoyed Bree's.
And then you came on, Clint, with a couple of baths
and all just fits of laughter.
So I think it's fair to say that, Bree, you took it easily this week.
Yes, Will!
That was one of the best ones I've heard you do.
Thank you, Will.
Thank you.
That was very considered expert Friday Oki opinion from Will.
You can tell he's listened to a lot of Friday Okis, eh?
You've got the win, but Amira took the time to call up.
Amira, who are you going to vote for?
Me, because she's a better singer.
Amira, love you.
Ouch, I wish we didn't go to Amira.
And she had such a cute accent.
Bree's the winner.
Because you're everywhere to me. And she had such a cute accent. Bree's the winner.
Thank you to everyone that voted.
Thank you to everyone that voted.
And can I say, I felt like this week was going to be a disaster,
but I felt like you and I did pretty good.
And we did good on Olivia Rodrigo.
Are we having back-to-back good weeks?
Let's do Mariah Carey next week.
Okay, well, let's not get too confident.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday bangers for a Friday.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Let's do Danny's birthday banger.
Hey, Danny, happy Friday.
Hi, Danny.
Hey there, how are you?
Danny, I heard it's your 40th birthday today.
It is.
And can I just say, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Wait a second, Danny.
Hold on a second. There's protocols.
Hold on a second, Danny.
Everybody up.
Get up for Danny.
Well, we're so glad you're here, Danny.
And on your 40th birthday as well, have you had a good day so far?
I have.
I did have to work, but it was a nice, cruisy day.
Okay, great.
Good to hear.
And what about tonight?
What do you do for your 40th birthday on a Friday night?
I actually think we're having a quiet one, but next weekend I'm going skydiving over
Mount Cook.
Whoa!
Oh, that's awesome, Danny.
Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger.
So if I do the math, quick math, you're 40 today,
means you were born in 1983, which means you were 16 in 1999.
And, Danny, this is your birthday banger.
I'm blue, I would be, I would die, I would be, I would die, I would be, I would die. I'm blue, I would be, I would die, I would be, I would die, I would be, I would die. I'm blue, I would be, I would die, I would die, I would be, I would die. I'm blue, I would be, I would die, I would die, I would die, I would be, I would die. I'm blue, I would be, I would die, I would die, I would die, I would die. Blue. What a banger. What a banger. Stay banged.
Eiffel 65.
Blue.
What a banger.
What a banger.
Absolute tune from Eiffel 65. Had a resurgence last year.
With the David Guetta song.
With the David Guetta, Bebe Rexha remix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you like it.
Wait there, Danny, on your 40th birthday.
Let's do Renee's birthday banger.
Hi, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Hey, guys.
How's it going? Good, mate.
How's your week been? Not too
bad. Just working, trying to save to get
overseas. Where are you going? Where do you want to go?
I'm trying to get
back over to go to Spain.
Mate, how good is
Barcelona?
It's actually not my favourite place in Spain,
not going to lie. What's your favourite?
I'm going to have to say Valencia or Mallorca.
Oh, see, that's what cool people say.
I was going to say, they sound like where all the hot people go.
She really knows her Spain.
Okay, let's do your birthday banger, Renee.
What's your date of birth?
30th of May, 2000.
All right, Renee, that means you were 16 in 2016.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
It's a banger from Drake.
One of his biggest hits ever. One dance.
Not terrible.
Not terrible? Not terrible. Good.
Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Tegan on our $800 at M. Hey, Tegs.
Hi, Tegs. Hi, guys. Mate, how's
your week been? It's been good.
I just started a new job, so it's been a big week.
Oh, that's always so hard starting a new job, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
But it's been all right?
Yeah, it's been amazing.
You're not eating your lunch alone in the toilet cubicles
because you haven't got any friends, like on those movies?
Not today.
No, good.
Tegan's like, I am going to drink a whole bottle of rosé to myself tonight,
but responsible drinking. That's a plan. Yeah, Tegan. All right, mate, I am going to drink a whole bottle of rosé to myself tonight, but responsible drinking.
That's a plan.
Yeah, Tegan.
All right, mate, what's your birthday?
The 24th of June, 1999.
All right, you were 16 in 2015.
And let me take you back to your 16th with this one.
Nobody can drag me down.
Nobody, nobody.
Nobody can drag me down.
Might be my favourite One Direction song.
Such a tune.
Such a tune.
Are you a Directioner, Tegan?
I am.
Oh, my goodness.
My next one will be freaking out as well.
Yes.
Fits you perfectly.
You're 16 at the peak of 1D.
You have to be a Directioner.
Hard.
It's a hard one today.
And the thing that swings it for me,
because I could easily vote for that One Direction song,
I could vote for any of them.
It's Danny's 40th birthday that tips me over the edge.
Danny's 40th birthday.
Long-time listener, first-time caller.
Danny, for your 40th, you've won birthday bang up.
You guys are amazing.
What a magical birthday.
Oh, we made the right choice.
We love you, Danny.
We made the right choice.
Happy 40th.
Good luck with your skydive.
Send us a text and let us know that you survive, okay?
Awesome.
Will do.
Thank you very much.
Call back any time, Danny.
Have a good day.
Brian Clint from 1999.
This is Blue.
I-465.
The original.
Yeah.
No BB Rexha.
You're on ZM.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
I really meant to play Houdini there, the new Dua Lipa song,
and I just went H, chucked in hallucinate.
But that was banger too.
That was a top song.
Good song.
I mean, any song from Dua Lipa, banger.
She doesn't really miss.
She hasn't missed.
No.
No, actually, let's sit here and figure out if she has missed.
You play some songs.
Oh, that Barbie movie song was god awful.
I love that one.
That was a joke.
Dance the Night?
That was a banger from her. She doesn't miss.
She doesn't miss.
I want to talk about this article that I was reading,
which was talking about people's most hated words.
Okay.
And this is a 2023 survey.
So people have been asked,
what are the words that you hate the most?
And there's a list that's come out.
It's quite a big list of different words slash sayings.
Okay. But short sayings. Sure. So I
thought we could go through some of them and you guys
give me a cringe rating out
of five. Out of five. Okay.
Five being cringiest. Five
being the cringiest. Yeah sure.
And one being all good. I'm fine with that.
Okay. First one.
Why no clock?
Oh look at the time. It's why no clock? Oh, look at the time.
It's why no clock.
What do we think?
Five o'clock somewhere.
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Why no clock?
Today's forecast, a high chance of wine.
Why no clock doesn't fire me up, but I do find it a bit choogy,
so I'll give it a three.
Yeah, it's like a three.
What do you think, producers?
A bit of an ick, four.
Four?
Ooh.
Yeah, whatever.
Two.
Okay.
Next one on the list of most hated words or sayings, hot girl summer.
Love it.
I'm having a hot girl summer.
I love hot girl summer.
Like ironically, like, oh my God, I'm going to have a hot girl summer.
I don't mind hot girl summer.
I'm going to give that a one.
Yeah, I'm going to give it a one too.
That's fine.
We're all ready for another hot girl summer, eh? Yeah, I think so. I'm going to give that a one. I'm going to give it a one too. That's fine. We're all ready for another Hot Girl Summer, eh?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm going to have a Hot Girl Summer.
I always have Hot Girl Summers.
My body's hot.
Even if it's raining.
I am ready.
I like going for a Hot Girl walk.
Hot Girl walks is good.
I like having a Hot Girl shower cry.
Hot Girl pizza.
Okay, one.
We're fine with it.
Okay, next one on the list.
Fur Baby.
That's my Fur Baby.
Absolutely not.
Yeah, I'm not.
Minus a thousand.
How's the fur babies?
How are the fur babies?
Oh, guys, I've got to get home to the fur babies.
No, it's your cat or your dog.
What do we reckon?
I made fun of it, but I don't actually mind it.
Two.
Two.
Three.
Something like that.
Two.
Three.
Three.
Yeah.
You have fur babies.
I call my dog my son, but I'm not his mother.
My son!
Next one.
My son!
Something that we've said on this show.
Happy Fri-yay.
Yeah, I don't love it.
I don't love it.
Do you remember?
You were so anti-Fri-yay.
I turned to Leaf where I was so against Hump Day.
Yeah.
Fri-yay.
And then I did those remixes to that, to the Friday song.
I got on board Fri-yay.
Taco Tuesday.
It is pretty chewy.
I'm going to give it a three.
Yeah.
Next one, the word bay.
How do we feel about it?
That's a five for me.
Bay's done its run, eh?
It's a five for me
I feel very neutral, I don't mind it
Really?
You don't mind it like a one?
Two
What scale are we going on?
One is fine, five is bad
These are the lists of the words
In 2023 that people hate the most
This is the top five
These are the most hated words is the top five. Okay.
These are the most hated words.
I actually don't mind this one.
The word bants.
Oh, that's fine.
I like banter.
I don't mind it.
Put a bants.
I don't mind it.
That's a one for me.
You have one.
Oh, it's good bants.
No one has worse banter than the guy who says he has good bants.
Yeah.
You know?
We're not saying it like that.
I got good bants.
I don't mind the word bants.
So what are you giving it?
I'll give it a four.
A four?
I'm going to start to put banter to bed.
Okay.
Next one on the list is number four of the most hated words, lols.
Love lols.
I always say that.
It's a four for me.
It's an important word.
Yeah, it's a four for me as well.
It's a four.
Oh, okay. Really?
Lols specifically.
Plural lols.
I think if it's done in like a
you know, a context where you're like
being ironic.
Lolz!
But then still quite annoying.
Just takes me back to 2005, like the cringe
era. You can't take all our words though.
This is how we've learnt to communicate over the last 20 years.
We can kill it again.
Next one is awesomeness.
Or awesome sauce. Oh no, that's aess. Ew, yuck. Five. Or awesome sauce.
Oh, no.
That's a five.
That's a six.
I hate that.
What was that?
Awesome sauce.
Oh, I just got the ick.
Awesome sauce?
Awesome sauce is a five.
Oh, it's a five.
I don't even know what this one means.
Do you guys know what holly bobs means?
No.
Is that like holidays? Holly bobs. Don't know. I'm going on holly bobs I don't know. Is that like holidays?
I'm going on Holly Bobs.
It's kind of cute.
Can someone, if you know what that means, can you text us on 9696?
I want to know what Holly Bobs means.
But the number one.
These are the most annoying words in the world.
Was I right?
It's holidays.
Oh, yeah, don't like Holly Bobs.
That's a four. We need to redo the drum roll.
Yeah, now you've talked over the drum roll.
Pay attention.
We've got to get to...
Respect the drum roll.
Drum roll you.
Respect.
Oh, my God.
You know what we pay?
Every time we play this drum, we pay.
It costs money.
It's not free.
Okay, we got it on this one.
Do you want to know how much? Yeah. Every time we play this drum roll, it costs. We're. It's not free. Okay, we got it on this one. Do you want to know how much?
Yeah.
Every time we play this drum, it costs.
We're not going to waste it.
We're not going to waste it.
I don't care anymore.
I don't care what the word is.
No, don't, don't.
I really want to know.
For real this time.
For real.
Okay, for realsies.
My name is Jeff.
Is it really?
No, it's...
I'm going, I'm going.
No, no, no.
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