ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th October 2024

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. What happens at 3pm stays at 3pm. Clint's are all you can see. ZM's free and clean. Good evening everybody. Welcome to the show on a Thursday that kind of feels like a Friday because a lot of people will be taking the day off tomorrow to have a long, long weekend. Text us on 9696. Are you doing the long, long weekend thing? Are you taking tomorrow off?

Super long weekend. Just condense it down. Just text super long. Just text schlong to 9696. Yeah, just text, yeah. If you're having a schlong weekend. Oh, we probably should get rid of that. Oh, the bounce back?

The bounce back on the word schlong. Was it still a picture of Ross's? Yeah. Can you take that picture off the bounce back, please? Hi, Ross. Don't worry, we're getting it taken down. We're doing the right thing. We're getting it taken down for the schlong weekend.

Wait, Ross is saying put it back up. Schlong, it's short for super long weekend. Oh, the texts are coming through, Ross. That's good news. If you're not having one because your boss wouldn't give you it off, text IWANNAschlongWeekend to 9696 and we'll contact your boss for you and see if we can get you one. Where the schlong weekend's at.

Nothing better. Nothing better. Nothing better. Fun, fun show on the way today. We'll put people in the draw to go to New York City for the Jingle Ball and see the biggest stars in the world at 4 o'clock today. If you can identify our mystery New Yorker. That's correct.

We also will be putting someone else in the draw for that trip to see Wicked, the premiere in Australia. Ariana Grande will be there. And if you want to be in the draw, then be listening around five o'clock and we'll pop a few more in. A lot of teachers texting us at the moment

saying they're having a schlong weekend because Teachers Only Day. Yeah, that's lucky. On Tuesday, I think the Teachers Only Day is. Also, shout out to everyone in the Hawke's Bay. Apparently, they get

a long, long weekend every year. Oh! Is it Hawke's Bay anniversary tomorrow or Tuesday? I think it might be. I think it might be. You guys cracked it.

You guys deserve it in the Hawke's Bay. No one deserves the schlong weekend more than the Hawke's Bay-ians. The Hawke's Bay-ians love a schlong weekend. The Hawke's Bay. No one deserves the schlong weekend more than the Hawke's Bay-ians. The Hawke's Bay-ians love a schlong weekend. The Hawke's Bay's, B-A-E. They pioneered the schlong weekend in the Hawke's Bay.

They love it. How many times can we say schlong before we get kicked off the radio? Oh, no. There's the big boss. There he is. Sorry about that, Liam. Hey, we're going to get into a round of Tradie versus Lady next. Tradie's doing all right.

They're five behind the ladies, 88 to 93. If you're keen to play, 0800 dials at M. Who's going to take out the last game of Tradie versus Lady for the week? Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, let's go indeed. The Tradies on 88 wins for the year.

The Ladies on 93. Our Lady is calling from the Bay of Plenty. She loves baking. Please welcome to the show, Crystal. Hi, guys. Crystal or Crystal? It sounds fancy. Crystal, if you're nasty.

Am I right, Crystal? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. All right, Crystal, we can do that. You're taking on our tradies today from the Tron. He's 30 and he has some really random sleep patterns. Welcome to the show, Big Tommy. Hello, Tommy.

Hey. Why so Tommy. Hey. Why so weird? Yeah. Back then I sleep, like, you know, back then you guys were questioning about this, about weird sleep patterns, and I was the one calling about sleeping at 6.30 in the afternoon and wake up in the middle of the day.

You're going to sleep at 6.30 in the afternoon and wake up in the middle of the day the next day? No, sorry, middle of the night. Oh. Yeah, right. You're going to sleep too early. Yeah, right. Going to sleep too early.

The shift workers are like, you earn what? All right, Tommy, your buzz is tradie. Crystal, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the real name of the rapper Eminem? Lady.

Yes, Crystal. Marshall Mathers. Marshall Mathers. God, that was right in your bloody millennial wheelhouse pocket, wasn't it, Crystal? Yeah. Well done. One on the board.

Question number two. What is the biggest difference between a flat white and a cappuccino? Lady. I'm going to say Crystal just got in. The amount of milk. Wow. That is right, Crystal. A lot of people would say, oh, it's the chocolate on top.

Oh, yeah. But cappuccino, one to two, coffee to milk ratio, flat white, two to three. I think the chocolate's actually a bastardisation of the cappuccino. It's meant to have cinnamon on top of it. Is it? Yeah. I thought that was the chai latte.

Which is also fancy. Okay, to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one, Tommy, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Tommy. You got it, Tommy. Come on, Tommy.

Dig deep. Dig deep. He says his name a lot. Crystal. Sorry, I got nothing. No, it was Justin Derulo, guys. I think Tommy might have got it right on the buzzer, but we have to move on.

Yes, no points there. Question number four. Elon Musk is backing Trump to win the election in a big way. Name one of Elon's companies. Lady. Crystal for the win. Tesla. Tesla.

He's got it. You're a clever goose, Crystal. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Crack open a bottle of Cristal because you've just won $50 cash. Nice work.

Amazing. I wonder if $50 will buy one. No, I reckon you get a nice Lindau, though. You'll get the special reserve for $50. The fizzy Lindau. Fancy. Bree and Clint. Is that you?

Can you smell it? Oh, we're on. Oh, we're on. Oh, the mic's on. It's in Brinkley. That's Billie Eilish in Birds of a Feather. I want to talk about this story I had seen on Reddit where this woman was losing it at this friend of hers.

The friend doesn't know, but she has gone on to Reddit to have a little bit of a venting session about one of her friends and what her friend has called her identical twins. I always find it interesting when people vent about people in their life on the internet, like the people in their life don't have the internet as well. Yeah, but it's all anonymous. Oh, it depends how specific it is, I guess. If it involves names, people can join the anonymous. Oh, it depends how specific it is, I guess. If it involves names,

people can join the dots. Well, this is pretty specific. So this woman said that a friend of hers had twin girls, identical twin girls that were very, very similar. Identical even? Identical. Well, sometimes

identical, you know, they can not be super identical. Can they? I feel like. Yes. I mean, unless one of them gets a different haircut or something or a piercing. Well, yes. Yes, that.

But also some identical twins are more identical than others. Right. Okay. Anyway, they looked very similar. Had the same haircut. No super big tattoos. They looked the same haircut. No super big tattoos. They look the same. And this woman has named her twin daughters Alana and Alayna.

No. Spelt exactly the same. Wait, just pronounced different. Pronounced different. Spelt exactly the same. How does she spelt it? A-L-A-N-A. That's Alana. Alana and Alayna.

Alayna needs an I. It doesn't matter. Even if she had put an I in, it's too similar. Why would you do that to those poor girls? Yeah. Why would you do that? Yeah. They're already, like, as, and I can only imagine,

as an identical twin, it would be quite a struggle to find your own identity. And then your mum gives you the same damn bloody name as your sister. This is what happens when YouTube pranksters have children, eh? They're like, oh my God, I could play so many gags on these kids. Took them way, way too far. So who is it that's complaining about this? A friend of the family. She said she feels real sorry for the girls. It's hard enough for your parents. I mean, the parents are the one who is it that's complaining about this? A friend of the family. She said she feels real sorry for the girls.

It's hard enough for your parents. I mean, the parents are the one who did it, but you've grown up with siblings. It's hard enough for them to remember the name of the kid they're trying to call out to without them having literally the exact same name. It's nearly impossible. Michael Jackson did this, but he was insane.

So it's different. Remember? When did he do that? He's got Prince Michael. So he's Michael. Yes. And then he's got Prince When did he do that? He's got Prince Michael. So he's Michael. Yes. And then he's got Prince Michael. Yeah.

And then he's got Prince Michael Jr. Oh. But just to keep it clear. Like, he's creative. Couldn't he come up with a different bloody name? I know. He calls one of them Blanket, though, which helps. Yeah, that's where he got the creativity out.

I went to school. Would you rather have the same name as your brother or be called Blanket? Blanket. Yeah, true. I would. Iet? Blanket. Yeah, true. I would. I'll take Blanket. Do they. Then I can go by the nickname Blankie.

I went to school with identical twin girls, Tegan and Tani. Very similar. Even just the same initial, you know. It's just similar. Like, why don't you just give them a completely different name? Yeah, totally. You know, it's already hard enough for people to tell them apart,

especially when they're young, let alone giving them the same name. I'm a twin mum and I'm part of, this is a text message, I'm a twin mum and I'm part of an American twin mum Facebook page and there are so many twin parents that do this. That person who texts through, I mean, I'd love your opinion on why do you think people do that? Is it because some people when they have twins, yeah, well, you know how you dress them the same? Which, that's fine. That's cute.

It's like that. But, like, the name. Yeah, yeah. It's already confusing. I don't know. We want to know if you've got the same or similar name as your twin or even sibling. Just, you know, your parents didn't stray far from the name

when they were naming you guys. Someone said I knew a Zayla and a Zyla. One pronounced, hold on, Zyla. Yeah, right, Zayla and Zyla, identical twins. Spelled exactly the same, but one has an H on the end. Why? That's the only difference, isn't it? Z-A-Y-L-A and Z-A-Y-L-A-H.

Jeez. Oh, God. I mean, none of our business. Hey, none of our business. Hey, none of our business, but what are you doing? Especially when there's so many names out there. There's so many to pick from. If you can't, just make one up.

Even name her rain. Just give them an initial. Name her rainbow. I don't know. Something. Oh, $800 anymore. Text her 9696. Do you and your siblings have very, very, very similar names?

Yeah. I'm talking Gemma and Emma. I'm after the identical twins. Okay. I'm after the identical twins that you've met in your life. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's you and you want to have an event. Or maybe it's you.

Would you take a fraternal twin? Yes. Okay. I'll take any type of twin, but extra points for identical. Bree and Clint. Who are the twins or siblings that have very similar names, might have confused you in school, may confuse you to this day? You told a story about Alaina and Alana, both spelt A-L-A-N-A.

Identical twins. Identical twins. Yep. Spelt the exact same, pronounced slightly different. So how similar can we get? Kayla is here. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla.

Hi, how are you going? You know identical triplets, is that true? Yes. Wow. Yeah, I went to school with them. Okay, and do they have similar names? Yeah, so they're Alicia, Delicia and Felicia. Piss off. Not you're joking. No, I'm not

joking. Alicia, Delicia, not a name, by the way. Delisha got. And Felicia. Delisha got the raw end of the deal there. Yeah. They ran out of names. Yeah.

After Felicia. Poor Delisha. Yeah. And also dressed the same, identical. How are they now? Do you know them still? No, I don't keep in touch. This was like high school.

Who do you reckon is most successful? I reckon Alicia. Alicia. Yeah. 100%. Was it really hard to tell them apart? No, because Delisha had a crooked eye. Alicia and Felicia look the same,

but Delisha had a wonky eye. What do you think came first? The name Delisha or the crooked eye? Like, you know, it's a real chicken-egg situation. Yeah, well, I have no idea, but I know Alisha was born first, Delisha was born second, and Felicia was third. Felicia? I feel Delisha's pain because she's the middle child.

Poor Delisha. Yeah. Well, that would do it. Middle child A, always looking sideways. Yep. Thank you, Kayla. Thanks, Kayla. You've made our day.

Thank you, Kayla, for testing our professionalism this afternoon. I think we peaked early, but let's keep going. Appreciate that. We're looking for twins who have very, very similar names this afternoon. Okay, Bree needs a breather. I knew identical twins at our school named Sienna and Sierra. To this date, I have no idea which is which. So similar.

Yeah. Like, how would you ever tell them apart if they look, you know, identical and then their names are so similar. Very difficult. Someone else said, I knew four sisters named Chantel, Danielle, Carmel and Chanel. Bloody hell. That's

what are you doing? What are you up to? I remember twins from Wainuiomata named Wainui and Omata. Wow. You reckon that's true? Probably. You would have snuck it through because you've got to register them, right? You would have snuck it through if you'd put it in the other order.

You go, these are my daughters, Omata and Wainui. Yeah, you get away with it. And where were they born? And then you've got to go, Wain I knew Yamada so that they don't notice. Where were they born? Kaitaia? Someone texted her and said, I knew twins called Ella and Ayla. Yeah, see? Very similar.

Someone else, identical twin sisters named Ayla, pronounced Ayla, and the other one Ayla. Pronounced Ayla. Ayla and Ayla spelt the same. Yeah. That's shocking.

We're bordering on child abuse, but let's keep going. Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Tell us. Yours are not the same names.

You've got complementary names to share with us this afternoon. Yeah, complementary. So I worked in passporting, protesting passports. Oh, you would have really seen it all, Claire. A few, yeah. But anyway, there's four little twin boys, and one was fish and one was chips. Not true.

True. Not true. You're shitting me, Claire. No, I'm not. Fish and chips. Was this in this country? Yes, it was. In Auckland.

They're real names. They're real names. They're real names. Yes, they're real names. We have to find these people. What year do you reckon this was? It was the same year as the K2 boat won the Yoshing. It was also a child called K2. So when was that?

A 10-year-old New Zealand boat. Was that 1987? About 87, 89. KZ7. So that means, Claire, they'd be like in their late 30s now. We should go on a hunt for fish and chips. Surely they changed it.

We'll look for them on Friday night. They'd be good to look for on a Friday night. Friday night's fish and chips. We'll invite our friend Beers. Thanks, Claire. We appreciate it. night's fish and chips. We'll invite our friend beers. Thanks, Claire. We appreciate it. That's brilliant, Claire. Thank you.

This has been a real hoot. I did not expect to uncover so much. I love this one. I taught identical twin boys named Eli 1 and Eli 2. You couldn't just think of another name? You like the name Eli so much. Someone's text. No, no, no.

I heard about fish and chips in an article. And a mum who tried to call her baby bus stopped 16. Okay, so fish and chips are real. Crazy that you probably read about fish and chips in the newspaper. Yeah. Where you put fish and chips. Where you put fish and chips. Where you put fish and chips. Their spiritual home.

The fish and chip twins used to live in Whanganui. Not surprising. Okay. Not surprising. That's a bit judgmental. That's what the text said. I didn't say that. Someone else said,

I knew a cop who his youngest sister slept with a pair of twins at the same time. What? That's nothing to do. That's not the topic. That's not the topic. Let's play a bit of a game. It's a bit of a morbid game. Producers, I want you involved in this game.

I saw this interesting graph and it's stats on the most deadliest animals worldwide by annual number of deaths. Oh, right. And this was, I will preface this with saying this was in 2022, so it's not the most updated data. Yeah, but animals don't change much, do they? I think it's, you know, it's not going to drastically change, but I just wanted to give you all the info.

And so the game is going to be you each are going to name what you think is the most deadly animal by annual number of human deaths. Yep. And then I'll tell you who's the closest and whoever's the closest gets a point. Fun game. It's a very fun game. I told you it was morbid.

I'd like to go first. Yes. With the animal that I hear causes more deaths. Now I hear that more people are killed by this than great white sharks. Disproportionately to how you think about these animals. Yes.

So I'm going to say hippo. That's a good one. Locking in hippopotamus for Clint. Stole the good one. We move over to the producers. But I feel like it's not because any hippo death is surprising, right? It's going to make the news. I will say. There's dog attacks.

There's snake bites. There's a lot more deadly animals to choose from. Hippo's a great one, but there's a lot more deadly animals. Oh, I got one. Can I lock beer in, please? Oh, beer. A beer. As in a bear?

That's good because you've taken all beers with that. Yeah, well, you've taken everything from brown bears to koala bears to panda bears.

She's covered all of the bear family. Claudia, what are you going to lock in? Can I take crocodiles and alligators? Yeah, go on. I'll give it to you I take crocodiles and alligators? Yeah, go on.

I'll give it to you. Crocodiles and alligators. I have hippos and rhinos then. No, they're different. No, they are different. Completely different family. I can confirm that one of you did not even make it onto the chart with your guess. Into the top ten. I'm clean, isn't it? One, two, three, four, five, six with your guess. Into the top ten.

I'm quite open on it. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Please be good. Fifteen. Not even in the top fifteen. Not in the top fifteen. And that was Ella. Suck it, Ella.

Suck it real hard. Out of the running for now. Turn her mic off, Claude. Turn her mic off, Claude. Turn her mic off. Can confirm that the winner of this round with the most deadly animal out of hippopotamus and crocodiles or alligators... It's crocodiles. Oh, you're joking!

Crocodiles. Apparently, around 1,000 people in 2022 died from crocodiles. Crikey. Crikey. Hippopotamuses was 500. Was I in the top 15? That's a lot. Yes.

What number? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh, you're going to make a count. Ten. Number ten, what was crocodile? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Where was bear? Eight.

Oh, it's close though. Bear wasn't even in the top 15. Okay. How did your mic get back on? I'm going to give you guys one more guess. One more guess to get the top most deadly animal in the world. Can I go first this time? Yes.

Snake. Okay. I get to go second because I came second. Yep. And I was going to say snake. Shame. Snake in my pants. Turn the mic off. Spider. Shame. Snake in my pants. Turn the mic off.

Spider. Spiders for Clint. Snakes for Claudia. Ella. Sorry. Mic is a privilege. I'll go stingray. Don't know if that was the best guess.

One reported stingray in human history. One reported stingray death. I meant a jellyfish. Jellyfish. Jellyfish, you better guess. Thank you. But not on the top 15 list of deadliest animals.

Can confirm that one of your guesses between snakes and spiders is in the top 10. Number two, actually. It was snakes. 100,000 people were killed from snakes in 2022. But we still don't have number one.

But the number one most deadly animal in the world, and not fully deadly, just deadly, mosquitoes. Killing a million people. How? Dengue fever. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even think of that. A million people. How? Dengue fever. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even think of that.

Yeah. Horrible diseases carried around by mosquitoes. And there you go. That was the most morbid game in radio. Yay! Bree and Clint. This is for anyone who dreams of finding buried treasure. You know, people who go around with metal detectors or dig up at the beach and things like that.

I did it as a kid. I always was convinced I was going to find dinosaur bones when I was a kid. Never did. But, you know, there's still hope. Keep digging. Keep on digging. You can take it up as a new hobby now. True. A couple of metal detector

wielding treasure hunters have struck gold, literally. Well, actually, I think it's silver, but still. They found a coin, an old coin in a field that dates back to the 11th century. This coin that they found with their metal detector in a field in the UK is 950 years old. That is an old coin. They actually found two of the coins and then they found... That means there's

treasure buried. Then they found three of the coins and then they found four of the coins. They kept searching around this area. And that was it. Four. Yeah, that's it. That's the end of the story. Yeah. They collected 2,584 coins from the 11th century.

So someone buried treasure there. Yeah, or there was some kind of fight there that went down. What's the other explanation? Someone has buried their treasure all in one spot. The find is officially the highest valued treasure find ever recorded in the UK. What? The find is officially the highest valued treasure find ever recorded in the UK. What? How much is it valued at? The coins have been sold.

They went to auction and they've been sold. Yeah. They went for 4.3 million Great British Pounds, which is the equivalent of 9.2 million New Zealand dollars. That's outrageous. The people who found the coins, this is how the law works. So the people who found the coins, they get to keep half of that money. And the other half, this is fair, the other half of the money goes to the person whose land they were found on.

BS. They didn't do nothing. They own the land. They didn't do diddly squat. They own the land. They bought the land. Well didn't do diddly squat. They own the land. They bought the land. Well, how about we just don't tell them? Well, they had to give permission for these people to come on and search their land.

It would have been done before and they'd go, we're going to search your land. We think there could be treasure here. If we find it, Harvey's. So, did they just search there off a whim or did they follow a map or did they follow... Yeah, good question. I don't know. I don't know.

And the UK's not that big. I mean, it's big enough, but it's about the same size as New Zealand. I'd tell them that we only found like 500 coins. You'd pocket a few coins, eh? 100%. This is always like a crazy high bar to set. But I do want to talk to anyone who has found treasure or dug up something valuable

or metal detected something awesome or found in the attic something that was crazy valuable. Treasure, whatever your definition of treasure is, we'd love to talk to you this afternoon. What did you find and how much was it worth? You can call us on our 800 dials where you can text

to 9696. It's okay if it's not $9 million worth of coins. And if Sam Wallace, Chris Parker, Matty McLean, or JP Foliaki, JP Foliaki,

or James Musterpig call up, it doesn't count. No, it doesn't count. Okay? It's fake money. Brian Clint. I just told the story about some treasure hunters in the UK,

metal detectors. They found over 2,000 coins that were 950 years old, and they sold for 4.5 million pounds. So about 9.2 million New Zealand dollars. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good treasure load. It's a good day of digging. Oh, yeah.

You never hear how long they've been digging for, eh? Oh, they be days. You only hear, I reckon, years. You reckon years? I reckon years and years and years they've been out hunting and finding bottle caps and shit like that. Oh, yeah, of course. I thought you meant just in that one spot. Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean in their treasure hunting career. Yeah, Oh, yeah, of course. I thought you meant just in that one spot.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean in their treasure hunting career. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Retire. If you find $9 million worth of coins, retire. Because you've peaked. You're done. You're done.

You've peaked. You've done. You literally hit the jackpot. Quite literally, figuratively and literally hit the jackpot. Alicia's here. Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hello.

What was the treasure you found? I found an 18-carat gold Tiffany & Co bracelet in an op shop. What? What did they want for it? Well, it was $3. They didn't realise it was gold. I didn't realise at the time either. I just thought it was really cute.

Yeah. Did you think it was a fake one? Yeah. Yeah, and then I started wearing it and didn't get any tarnish on my wrist, so I thought I might as well go get it checked. And what do you reckon it was valued at? eBay, there's one for 4,000 US. Oh, you found gold. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

4,000 US? Yes. You're kidding. Have you still got it or did you hock it? I still have it. The jeweler at the time offered me scrap value of $960. What an a-hole.

You keep that because you're never going to buy yourself one, are you? But you managed to get one. That's amazing. Similar here, Alicia. Someone just texted and said, I found a genuine Prada vintage trench coat in an op shop. It had the original stores identifying labels from New York City on it as well.

So same thing, right? Wow. Wow. I'm just trying to Google how much a Prada vintage trench coat is worth. Rhys is here. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day.

We're looking for treasure hunters. Did you stumble upon something worth a bit of money? Oh yeah I guess you could say that. How much are we talking Rhys? Well I found three grand and an envelope full of nudes under our house. Someone has hidden three grand and a bunch of nudies under the house. Is under the house that, is it the house that you guys bought or you were renting?

It was a house I was doing work under. What a weird thing to find. Were they vintage nudies? I mean, I didn't really look at them that hard, but. Man or woman? It looked like they were under there for a while. No, Bree's got a good question. Man or woman?

Woman. And you're telling us you good question. Man or woman? Woman. And you're telling us you didn't look very hard, Rhys. Oh, I was in a bit of a rush, but yes. A bit of a rush to hide the $3,000 in your overalls. Here's my question. The people that you were doing the work for, did you recognise them in the photos? No, I did not. So they weren't the people that you were doing the work for, did you recognise them in the photos? No, I did not.

So they weren't the people that you were doing work for? I don't think so, no. Bree and I talked about this before with the treasure that was found in the field. 50% went to the owner of the land. What happens when you find three grand under someone's house? Who gets it? As much as I wanted to keep it, I just gave it to the owners, and I was like, you guys might want these.

Did they give you anything? No, they were like, oh, okay, thanks. Nah, they stink. They should have at least given you half the nudies. Rhys is like, I didn't really want the nudies. I took a photo of them with my phone. Thanks, Rhys. My nana had a term deposit.

She thought it was worth $5,500. It turned out to be worth $550,000. God, how? Did she not realise? Nana's term deposit must have matured over time. She's like, oh, surely it can't be worth that much. She had the decimal place in the roll place. Wow, that's incredible.

Years ago when New Zealand ran out of Marmite, oh, Marmageddon, that was a shocking time. I found three unopened jars of Marmite in my papa's pantry, not expired. Not that. That is real treasure. That's black gold. Literally black gold. Someone else said, as a nine-year-old, I found a gold wedding band.

I wonder where they found it. Google 1967 Canadian Club hidden cases. It is some treasure I would like to find. Oh, I thought you were saying you found it. Oh, that person texted back. As a nine-year-old, I found a gold wedding band that had weird engravings on it. I took it to the police station,

and they called me after three months to collect it, as it wasn't claimed. As an adult, I started wearing it. It's a cool piece of jewellery. I got it valued about 10 years ago. It was valued between 1900 Oh no, it was made between the

1900s and 1920s. About $2,000 in value. I still wear it. So cool. That's so great. That's awesome. Yeah. You see those people on TikTok are going to op shops and they get like a 1995 Warriors jersey for $ That's awesome. Yeah. You see those people on TikTok, eh, who go into op shops and they get like a 1995 Warriors jersey for $3 as well? Yeah.

That's, now that's. Sometimes you just get lucky. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? It's been running for years and the rules are still exactly the same. If you correctly pick two movies based off the plot lines that I read out before Bree does, you'll be crowned a What's the Plot champion. Who will I be taking on this afternoon? Today, you lock horns with Tessa. Kia ora.

Hi, Tessa. Hi. Hi, guys. Have you ever played before? No, I literally have been calling like every Thursday for like a year. I'm so excited. Are you serious? I'm serious.

I love movies. I love movies. Oh, no, that makes sense. Well, welcome to the big dance. This is your Olympics, Tessa. I know. Now I'm like, oh, gosh, I don't know if I'll be able to remember anything. I literally said just before our mics went on,

I was like, got a bad feeling about this week. And then you come on saying that you love movies. You've been trying to get on for a year. All right. Bring it on, Tessa. Tessa, I don't need to explain this to you, but I'll do it anyway. I read movie plots from the start. You don't have to wait for me to finish that plot line to buzz in with your name and have a guess.

If you get it right, you get a point. And if you get two right first, you win the game. Capisce? Okay, capisce. Good luck, Tessa. Today, our theme, since it's become a bit of a gamble every week to see if the money will jackpot or not, we're looking at movies set in Las Vegas.

Oh. Movie number one. A charismatic magician leads a team of... Brie, now you see it? I cannot accept now you see it. Now you Brie. Now you see it. I cannot accept now you see it. Now you see me. Now you see me. Come on.

Now you ruined it for Tessa to have her free guess. So I'm going to give no points to anybody on that one. Cordith said that was unfair on me. You were a bit harsh, but okay. We got 25% of the words in the title incorrect. What was the title? Now you see me. What did I bit harsh, but okay. We got 25% of the words in the title incorrect. What was the title? Now You See Me. What did I say? Now You See It.

Now You See It. Now You See Me. I got one word wrong. Yeah. You're the boss? I have to be hard. I just expect the same rules. For? Everyone. Absolutely. Okay. Tessa, you get a word wrong, I'm going to come down on you like a sack of bricks, okay?

Fair enough, fair enough. Can you feel the tension in here, Tessa? I really can. Yeah, me too. I'm shaking in my boots. Movie number two, two days before his wedding, a man and his... Tessa. The Hangover.

Oh, that was good from you, Tessa. Well done. Sorry I yelled. Sorry I yelled. Tessa, could you keep it down, please? Movie number three. One point to Tessa. An ambitious executive at a record company

gets what looks like an easy assignment. He master scored a British... Brie. Get him to the Greek. Get him to the Greek. Is correct. We're at tie break, everybody. Good luck, Tessa.

Good luck. This is for the win. A dapper man of action is less than... Is it? Tessa? Oh, no. Is it Casino Royale? Casino Royale.

Is it? Oh, damn it. Is it incorrect? I think you quite know. I'll give Brie a free guess before I carry on. A dapper man of action. I'm just going to go with Ocean's

Eleven. Is that actually right? You're kidding me. Oh, man. That's the one. That was a hail Mary. What a game, Tessa. Can you please try and call back again? You were a very worthy opponent. I will.

Trust me, I will. We're giving you the consolation prize, but it's a good one. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars, Tessa. Oh, I appreciate it. You were very, very good, Tessa. I feel like I was very lucky to get away there. Thank you.

That was so tense, guys. Are we all still friends? Are we still friends? Yeah, I'm still friends with Tessa at least. Hey! Free and Clint. AI, right? It's the thing that everybody believes is coming for their job eventually at the moment.

Well, it's already taken some jobs. It has taken some jobs. It's taken some call centre jobs. It's just a chat bot now. You're talking to AI. Which, by the way, can be very frustrating. Oh, I hate nothing more than a chat bot. Especially if there's no other option.

Yeah. You know? Sometimes they work and they can fix certain problems. Nah. But otherwise, like if you don't have any other option. Yeah. Nah. Frustrating.

A radio station in Poland has started replacing its presenters with AI. What? Yeah. Oh, no, guys. This radio station fired their human journalists and is relaunching this week with AI-generated presenters instead. So it would be like an AI Mike Hosking. So like an AI talkback.

No, I don't think they're offering talkback. I think maybe it just does the reporting and the presenting of the news. I don't know. I don't know yet. So it's not providing personality, just the facts. No, it is because it's not just a computer voice that reads out a script. It doesn't just go and pull the news off a website and read out the headlines. They

have three virtual characters on this radio station created by AI. So they do want the AI presenters on this Polish radio station to have a personality that listeners can relate to.

Do we have any audio? No, because it's just launching this week. They said it's designed to reach younger listeners by speaking about culture, art, social issues, including LGBTQ plus people and things like that. You can get it to talk about whatever you want. You just type it in and it'll just do it. I don't know if that would be for me, but of course I'm going to say that because I don't want to lose my job.

And everybody is worried about that. Everybody is worried they're going to get replaced by AI. Even builders and tradies now who would have thought they were completely safe will be worried after those human robots that Elon Musk launched last week. What are humans going to do, though? If everything is replaced by AI, like in robots, what are we going to do? Just sit around and do nothing? Yeah.

That sounds fun. Well, yeah. That's where universal income becomes a conversation. But that's a whole other thing. I have set Claudia the task of finding out whether you or I could be replaced by AI this afternoon. She's gone away and... Oh, God, here we go.

She's been beavering away in the AI portal and she's managed to get a realistic simulation of what this show would sound like if we were replaced by AI. Now, my hopes is that this is terrible. It's bad. And it's where management goes, there is no substitute for the real thing. There is no replacing Brie

and Clint. Or you're losing your jobs immediately because it's really good. Is it really good? This is the risk, isn't it? Is it really good? I'll let you be the judge of it. Just bear in mind let you be the judge of it. Okay. Bear in mind, this is written and read by AI. Okay.

Wow. So AI wrote it? Yes. So I gave ChatGTP a prompt. Yeah. Which was to write about you guys. I said who you were and kind of what I wanted them to talk about. Okay.

And this is what they came up with. Okay. Here we go. Also. Does it sound like us? No. They can't do our accents. Oh.

So they are American. Have they tried? They didn't try. Okay. This is what the Brian Clint show would sound like if it was replaced by AI. That was a new one from Sabrina Carpenter. Then I'm feeling those summer vibes already. Summer vibes?

More like I'm ready to fire up the BBQ and burn everything. Ha, that's not cooking, Clint. That's a public service announcement. Hey, at least I make the smoke alarms work over time. Speaking of smoke, have you heard the latest drama in pop culture? Oh, you mean the celebrity feud? It's juicier than my aunt's secret pavlova recipe. If only that recipe could solve world problems. But seriously, do you think they just need a good meal together? Definitely. Nothing says let's make up like sharing a plate of burnt sausages. Or a double pass to the Wicked premiere. Exactly.

And lucky for our listeners, we're putting some more people in the draw for that double pass right after this break. So stick around because you don't want to miss your chance to see some serious magic. And who knows? Maybe they'll even serve food that doesn't set off alarms. Oh my God, they are so good. Pretty good. They're so much better than us.

Were you listening to what I was listening to? They are so good. They have so much personality. They have so much... They're so topical. You know what I loved? All their jokes link up. Yeah.

They come back around. I loved how natural it sounded. My aunt's juicy pavlova recipe. And pavlovas aren't juicy. Who's ever described a pavlova as juicy? It's not juicy. Have you ever asked anyone the question, have you heard about the latest drama in pop culture?

Yeah, that's how we intro Dean McCartney every day, isn't it? And to the person who said on the text machine, AI sounds heaps better than Brian Clint. Screw you. Yeah. We may not be a computer, but we know how to block your phone number. Yeah, we're blocking you. Brian Clint.

A new record has been made in the NBA. History went down when LeBron James and his son, Bronny James, took the floor in an NBA match. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron.

We've got some audio here of this is in the last four minutes of the second quarter of the LA Lakers game. They got played against the Minnesota Timberwolves over the weekend, and here's what they said. And Ronnie James just popped off the bench along with LeBron. History tonight. The first father-son duo to play together in an NBA game. This is all in the family. And what a celebration.

Pretty cool. Pretty amazing. Pretty incredible. Look, let's not go into the details about whether Bronny James was the best pick for the LA Lakers and whether he was meant to even be in the first grade. The rumor I heard, we won't go into it,

but the rumor I heard is LeBron wanted to retire and they said, how do we get you to stay? And he said, sign my son. I heard is LeBron wanted to retire and they said how do we get you to stay? And he said sign my son. I don't know if he wanted to retire. I reckon he was going another season. I reckon he wanted to do a season when he was 40. But do I think nepotism is at play? Yes.

You'd allow it for LeBron though. But I think it's also what it draws in from the audience. Oh my God, it's such a great story. You know, it's such an amazing story. So they want to make it happen. Sport is as much about incredible performances

as it is about incredible storylines. And that's an incredible storyline. You've got to think about it. Not many New Zealanders watch basketball, but you've got to think about it like if an All Black got to play for the All Blacks with his son. It's pretty wild. What would have to happen?

How long that person would have to play at the top of their field for that amount of time, which LeBron has done. LeBron, I think this is his 22nd season in the NBA. And how old is his son? Bronny, I think, is 20. Yeah, crazy. Yeah, and LeBron is 40. Or he's turning

40 this season. Do you remember how much of an absolute aneurysm you and I had when we were trying to figure out, his name's Bronny, and we were like, why the hell would you name your son Bronny if your last name is LeBron? So the guy's name is Bronny LeBron. And we went's name is Bronnie LeBron.

And we went around. We must have gone around in circles for about a minute and a half. We were like, what an idiot. What an idiot. And then we didn't even clear it up. We were like, all right, news is next. And then people texted and they said, LeBron is his first name, you douchebags.

The last name is James. So they've given the son the name Bronny. Bronny LeBron. I wonder if Bronny is actually LeBron as well. Yeah, he'll be LeBron Jr. Or if it's, right. I reckon. Right.

Well, I mean, I didn't know the other one. What do I know? I thought his name was Bronny LeBron. What do I know? Bronny LeBron. Anyway, I thought it'd be quite interesting this afternoon to ask you, did you work with family? Which family members

did you work with? Did it end well? Did it not end well? Here's a crazy one. Did you end up being one of your parents' bosses? Your dad might have worked for a company and then he got you a job there and you rose through the ranks and you ended up being in charge of your father

at work oh that's weird yeah and how did that dynamic imagine the power dynamic yeah that's strange did you have oh here's a good one yeah did you have to discipline or fire a member of your family from your workplace. Oh, no. Because I imagine LeBron is the captain of that team. Yeah, but he's not. I know, I know. If that situation did occur in a workplace, surely they wouldn't do that to someone where they would be like,

you have to go fire your dad who's 63. He's never going to find another job. You've got to go fire him. This is a conflict of interest. Yeah, you'd be like, I can't do that. Yeah, yeah. I come from a family that all worked with family members. So my nunu, my Italian grandfather, when he started the farm,

he then gave it to my dad and his brother. Yeah. And then they ran the farm together. So they worked with family. And then my auntie worked there. My mum did the books. Like everyone in the family. I worked with my dad.

He got me a job at the gas station. That's right. I worked with my dad for about two or three years. God, talk about nepotism. I would have never got into BP if it wasn't for my father. Yeah. And then didn't he make you steal all the nudie mags for him? They were free at the end of the month, okay?

You didn't have to steal them. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, gotcha. He goes, check this out, Clint. What a good work, Kirk. I know. Free and Clint. Free and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's do some birthday banging. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll play three and then we'll pick our favourite one to play out in full. Maddie's going first. Cue to Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi.

How's your day been? Good, good. What about you guys? Yeah, we're good. It's been good. Are you doing that thing, Maddie, where you take tomorrow off so you can have an extra, extra long weekend? Absolutely, 100%.

Yes. Oh, you're a smart girl, Maddie. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. Send you off into your long, long weekend. What is your date of birth? My date of birth is the 30th of March, 2000. Right, that means you are 16. In the year 2016, we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger.

That's a weird part of the song to put as a hook, eh? Yeah, it is. But that is I took a pill and I beat that. My pose now. This is the bit you wanted. That's the recognisable bit. What do you reckon, Maddie? Yeah, love it, love it.

Churn. Yeah, churn. Absolute churn. I like it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi. Are you taking tomorrow off? I wish. No, I work in the wrong industry for that. Bugger. What do you do? I had a holiday park. Oh, my God.

You are about to get absolutely pounded by us. Oh, you poor thing. Okay, well, let's just stop talking about it. What is your birthday? You've had your long weekend. It was all winter, Kelsey. Yeah, it was during the week. My birthday is 3rd of May, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005.

And on that day, this was at the top. I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love to go to waste. The almost Australian Olympic swimmer, Cody... Am I right, Jessie? No. Jessie McCartney.

Which one is the swimmer and which one is... Cody Simpson is the Aussie swimmer. Jessie McCartney. Which one is the swimmer and which one is... Cody Simpson is the Aussie swimmer. Jesse McCartney. And which one was that? That's Jesse McCartney, the American. And which one dated Miley Cyrus? Cody Simpson. And which one was going to be a swimmer?

Cody Simpson. Oh, God. Kelsey knows. I do. Yeah. You like it, Kelsey? I love it. I love it too.

I genuinely don't know the difference. They're also like different age groups too. Are they? Like. I thought they were both one half-wonders from the 2000s. No, like Jesse McCartney is way earlier. Right. Okay.

Like Cody Simpson came later. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'll forget that for next time that we bring it up as well. Oh, this is weird. Cody's up next. Oh, what? This is confusing.

What the hell? Hi, Cody. Hello. Hi, Cody. What are the bloody chances? Can you just clarify? That wasn't your song, Beautiful Soul, was it? No, that wasn't.

Okay, good. Just to clarify. No, he's the swimmer. He's the swimmer. You dated Miley. We get it. Hey, Cody, what is your birthday? The 4th of April, 2006. Okay. He's the swimmer. You dated Miley. We get it. Hey, Cody, what is your birthday?

The 4th of April, 2006. All right. That means you were 16 in 2022. And on that day, this was number one. Harry Styles and As It Was. That's a good song, right, Cody? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. That's going to age well.

That's a banger. Okay, wait there. Pretty, it is. That's going to age well. That's a banger. Okay, wait there. Pretty obvious for me. Not Cody Simpson. And not Jesse McCartney. And not Harry Styles because it's too new. I'm voting Mike Posner. Yeah, Cody Simpson's 27.

Jesse McCartney's 37. Well, okay, that is a big difference. So 10 years apart, I am voting for Jessie McCartney. Split vote. We go to producer Claude, who has the decider. You can pick from all three. Claudia, what's it going to be? For me, there's only one choice here.

And I think it's very obviously Cody Simpson slash Jessie McCartney with Beautiful Soul. Oh, it's lovely. Kelsey, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Brian Clint, this is from 2005 on ZM. I don't want just anyone to hold.

Brian Clint. I don't want my love to go to waste. I want you and your beautiful soul. You're the one I want to chase. You're the one I want you and your beautiful soul. Zeddy and Bree and Clint, that's Jessie McCartney and Beautiful Soul. The winner of Birthday Banger from 2005. Not Cody Simpson, which we have established. I had to explain it to Bree, but we've established Cody Simpson, different person.

He did this song. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah, how did I get those two mixed up? Can we do a special shout out to one of our new listeners, a young man called Stano, who's listening in the car with his family. Oh, little Stano. On the driveway for the long weekend.

Oh, shout out to little Stano. He just texted and said, I'd love to do my birthday banger, but I'm not old enough. Oh, okay. Well, when you are old enough, we'd love to have you on. Keep listening, Stano. You'll get there. Welcome.

Welcome. Thanks for listening. We appreciate it. He usually listens to ZB, but he's jumped over to ZM for the day. Welcome. Thanks for listening. We appreciate it. He usually listens to ZB but he's jumped over to ZM for the day. Oh, that's good. Next on the show, anybody who identifies as a people pleaser, I have got some

information, three tips on how you can stop being a people pleaser because it's well documented that it doesn't serve you at all. You think it does but it doesn't. Like you're just sacrificing your own best interest to be a people pleaser. Who in your life would you say is the biggest

people pleaser? Not my wife. She tells it like it is and I respect that. Yeah. She's not a people pleaser. She'll just go, I don't want to do that. It's taken me a long time but I go, you know what, I actually respect that. I think the quote that your wife is best known for is, I'd rather eat tacks than do that.

Which is, you know, she's not a people pleaser. She's dangerous to say your wife's not a people pleaser on the radio. Now that I've said it, I'm like, well. No, I don't think that's a bad thing. Bree and Clint. Who in this room reckons they're a bit of a people pleaser? Who reckons they often will sacrifice what they want because they think they should just say yes to keep other people happy.

I definitely have been known to do this from time to time. From time to time. I don't know if I'd call myself the biggest people pleaser, but I definitely do things to please other people. Our producers, Claudia and Ella. I definitely was growing up, but I think by the time I turned 18, I was like, this is not serving me. You were out of it by 18.

That's impressive. And now I'm mean to everyone. Yeah, you are. You evolved. You're not mean. You are... Passionate. Assertive.

Assertive. You should have seen me, though, at like 14. I was such a pushover. Yes. I was going to say, I can't picture that. Oh, man.

Ella, are you a little bit of a people pleaser? I'm going for my phase where I'm trying to think for myself. Yeah. So this is my phase right now. N-O spells no. Her selfish phase. Yeah. Am I?

I don't want to be selfish. Being selfish is not selfless. What's this house saying? Being selfless. Self-care is not selfish. Oh, yeah. It is. And saying no to some things is a form of self-care.

Woosa. I read this thing from the New York Times today. Three ways that you can stop people pleasing. Okay. A lot of people who are people pleasers are worried about pushback. Like they'll say no to something and then the person will say, but I need you to do it. And they'll instantly cave and say yes.

According to this article, you should start by telling people, before you say no, you should start by saying to them, this is going to disappoint you, but I can't come to the thing tonight. Oh, I like that. So you set the parameters straight away, you know? And I always say I'd rather people do that than just do something because they feel like they have to. Yeah, yeah. But not everybody feels like that.

No. Some employers would rather you just did the thing and shut up. Some people who are people pleasers are worried about upsetting people. Yeah. They, oh, there, see? Oh, here we go. They want to ask your boss for a raise

but you're worried about setting them off or making them mad or they fire you. No one expects your boss is going to go, oh my god I was waiting for you to ask for that raise, you know. Of course I'll give it to you. So to get around that fear this article says you should focus on the reward, the thing

that you are seeking from the interaction. So how would you do that? More money, more holidays, focus on the benefits. Just focus on that instead of not asking the question to please other people. If you get through this, you'll get what you want. Yeah, that's it.

So don't think about the awkwardness. It really feels easier said than done, doesn't it? It really does. I've got a few emails to send. Some people please because they're worried that if this is really interesting, this one, and I have been a victim of this before. Some people please because they're worried

that if they don't say yes, they won't get asked to be a part of the thing next time or they won't get invited to the party next time. Or they won't get to do the job that is going to be up for grabs next time. So they'll just say yes. Yes, so they'll just say yes even though they don't want to do it. This is deep, guys. If people disappear when you stop scrambling to please them,

all that means is they weren't there for you. They were there for themselves. Oh! That's a hard truth right there. Hard truth. That's a hard truth. Yeah. That's a Brinkland hard truth.

Dap me up, G. Good luck with that everybody Use it as you see fit And maybe, just maybe You can start putting yourself first Our next guest is an award winning drag queen They won RuPaul's Drag Race They've also just been on Celebrity Treasure Island

Please welcome the only member of the rainbow community In Palmerston North It's Spanky Jackson! Oh, thanks guys. Mother Tucker in the house, oh! We'll see, I love that. I'm not the only gay person in the village in Palmerston North. I mean, we do have

New Zealand's biggest drag festival, so. You're the only one that's out though, aren't you? I mean, you couldn't miss her if you tried. Spanky Jackson, you're currently on out, though, aren't you? I mean, you couldn't miss her if you tried. Spanky Jackson, you're currently on a nationwide tour, aren't you? I am. I am. I am travelling the lengths and breadth of this country.

This is exciting, mate. It's about bloody time. It's called Just the Tip. You're hitting every place in the country so far, going to Palmy North, Nelson, Christchurch, Napier, and there's shows this weekend in Auckland and then Wellington on October 31st. What's been your favourite part about getting around the country? Oh, look, I travelled all over across Australia with the show first

and I wanted to kind of test it out on not my own family and friends. Do you know what I mean? When you're making a show. Oh, no, I don't want to, like, embarrass anybody. So I took it over to Australia. And I sold out all across Australia. And I won a comedy award. And I really, it was the first show I've ever written.

So to bring it back home was super special. And I've filmed a documentary during that week as well of bringing Just the Tip home to Palmerston North. Did you bring the tip carry-on or did you check that in when you brought it through? Yeah, how many kilos is it? My tip's extra large. So, you know, I had to, it was in the oversized. How are you doing a show called Just the Tip and you're not performing in Cape Reinga? I mean, that's a great point.

To be fair, I mean, there were so many people, you know, Dunedin, Amitagel, Brisbane, so many other places wanted me to come, but it's just where the schedule kind of fits for me at this point. So I will go and do a second leg if people want it. Yeah, absolutely. How about a third leg? Hey. It is called Just the Tip.

You're meant to be making the drag jokes, Spanky. What is going on here? I love that. You're so quick today. I love it. Did you have a great time on Celebrity Treasure Island? Yeah, I did. It was such a magical experience.

Like, it was something that I never expected in my life that I would ever do. No. And it just really tested me and pushed my boundaries, and that's exactly why I did it. So I just gutted that I didn't get to bring the money home for the charity. I would have loved a third crown. But, you know, I've got a third leg instead of a third crown. There it is.

Yeah, exactly. You're welcome. I need to ask you, look, and now this is a bit of a serious question, Spanky, and something I've really been dying to know. Who out of the Celebrity Treasure Island cast would you most likely want to hook up with? Oh, Wairangi. I mean, it's obvious.

And James is really lovely as well. James Rolleston, yeah. And James as well. I mean, and Vinnie as well. They're all lovely people, but definitely Wairangi. I mean, the soul on that man is just, you know, he's such a beautiful person inside and out. But not only that, when he was coming out in his shorty shorts

with, you know, some power and some fishing and looking like Aquaman, I mean, my heart was fluttering. And I think he should have just married me, to be honest. Jason Momoa, eat your heart out. There's still time. There's still time. Which member of Celebrity Treasure Island would make the best drag queen and why is it Duncan Garner?

Oh, my God. I was literally going to say it would be Duncan Garner. I was like, it would. Did you see his, like, his body twerking? I knew it then. Yeah, he's on. And I called him Dunkwiener. That was his drag name, Dunkwiener.

Dunkwiener. Can you please, at some stage, put Duncan Garner in full drag? Like, the world needs it. Well, see, he told me that he'd met Robina and he'd been put into drag for an interview at one point. So there must be footage somewhere, but I can so see it in him. He's on a journey of self-discovery.

He would totally do it. Hey, we've got a double pass to give away to see Spanky Jackson, Just the Tip. It's only for Auckland or Wellington, but if you're keen for this, oh, we've got an Auckland double pass. Is that what we've got? Yeah.

Yeah, for this weekend. So it's this weekend in Auckland. If you would like to be there, you can text SPANKY, spell it however you like, and text that to 9696 with your details. Yes. And we'll pick out someone to go along to that show for free. How does that sound, SPANKY?

I love that. I would love everybody to come. You know, it's a show that, you know, it's about my life, and yet I'm a drag queen, but it's a show that you know it's about my life um and yet i'm a drag queen but it's a story for everybody it's not about the lgbt it's not just about that it's about um so much more than that and it was i didn't even expect um people to have the response that they have to my words and and my humor um so you know come laugh cry and snort in the same sentence well mate if the aussies if you've toured it there and they've given you an award, they never give awards to Kiwis,

so it must be bloody good. Well, it was because I had no pants on, so they got confused that I was Australian. Brie and Clint. And that's the end of the Brie and Clint show. And that's actually the end of our week, everybody. We are taking a long, long weekend, super long weekend, or as we've coined it, the schlong weekend.

The schlong weekend, extra long weekend. I feel like a lot of people around the country, if you're lucky enough, if your boss has allowed you to, will be taking a schlong weekend. A lot of teachers taking the Tuesday off for a teacher-only day. But obviously they'll be working on a teacher-only day, won't they? Yeah, they do. They mark essays and, you know, tests. Less't they? Yeah, they do. They mark essays. They've got marking.

And, you know, tests. Lesson plans. Yeah, lesson plans. Team building. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course.

Yeah. What is a Teacher Only Day? I don't know, but it was school holidays two weeks ago, so. It was too. How many weeks till the end of the year for students? Not many. Eight. Eight weeks to go? I think. Yeah. They get 12 weeks off, don of the year for students? Not many. Eight. Eight weeks to go?

I think. Yeah. They get 12 weeks off, don't they? The students? Yeah. Yeah. They do? Yeah, six for summer and then three two-week gaps.

Yep. Oh, so do they get 12 all up? All up. Yeah, yeah. Six over the Christmas break? Yes. God, how easily you forget when you haven't been at school, eh? I think that's what it is.

Yes. Producers? Um forget when you haven't been at school, eh? I think that's what it is. Yes. Producers? So my sister's a senior. She's wrapping up next week. Wow. What? Oh, they go on study leave, though,

and then they've got to come back and do their exams yet, so she's not finished. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You actually studied. They make you motivate yourself. Yeah.

Yeah, not fun. That's how they trap you. I cried every time. Well, good luck, everybody, if that's you. Have a great long weekend, and we'll catch you guys back next week on The Brian Clint Show. Be safe. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint.

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