ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th October 2025

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Fridayoke - Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift.  Will Bree shave her head?  Questionable team names.  Welcome to Scream Club.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to the KFC Wicked Box. It's back for a limited time only. Grab yours for just $9.99. ZDM's Brie and Clint. Covering breakfast. Good morning, everybody.

It's Brie and Clint. Good to be here. Morning, guys. Happy Friday. The Friday before a long weekend. Even better. Yeah. The most elite Fridays of all.

are these Fridays. It was very strategic of us accepting the breakfast show this week because it means that we'll be done by 10 o'clock. Oh, is that why you did it? I just did it because I'm a team player. Oh, and this, you didn't let me finish. You actually didn't let me finish. Yeah.

Go on. So it means it gives me extra time this afternoon to reinvest into getting ready for the Tuesday, Bree and Clinton afternoon show. See? You know? And that's why we love you. You're just a leader, a team player,

and you're a man that lives and breeds this radio brand. Oh, man, I'm mentoring my 20th year. You know, you don't get here by accident. We've got a big concert announcement to make at 8 a.m. this morning. And our producer Claudia is particularly excited about this. What were the words you used this morning to describe your feelings about this concert announcement? There was a lot of swears that I can't repeat. Yeah.

But very excited. Very excited. She's got a poo-poo in her pants. That excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we will give you the chance to take the tickets off Claudia later on in the show. Yeah, the idea is, look, the ticket's yours, Claudia, which normally we don't do. You know, we're not allowed the free tickets.

That's not a part of the job. That's a done deal. We've shaken hands. You can have the tickets as long... We're not going to take them off you. No, we're not taking them off you. Okay. But if someone listening wants them, then unfortunately the tickets will be there.

Get the feeling someone might want them. We don't know. Who knows? We don't know. The Flexborn and Haley morning audience may be more generous than our audience. True. You don't know. Or maybe they'd, yeah, just probably want you to have them more.

Yeah. Don't putter them up. Don't hold your breath. They're early rises and they work really hard. It's two and a half hours away, Claudia. Save it. Okay. Save it.

Next though, Bree wants to talk about canceling some subjects from school. Yeah, I think it's time we did a cull. of the subjects in schools because they're getting rid of a subject and people aren't happy about it. There's a petition that's been signed by 50,000 people to keep this particular subject. And I kind of have to agree with them that this subject should stay, but obviously...

Textiles. We have to put a subject in its place to go. Is it textiles? You're going to have to stick around. We might go after textiles next. The girl put the sewing machine needle right through her finger through the fingernail in my class. That happened in my class too.

I reckon it happened in every class. Yeah, the teacher... And yet none of us can sew. It was such a big part of school and yet none of us can sew. Not a clue. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. I saw this story about a nationwide campaign that's happening in the country at the moment

to save outdoor education from being sidelined in schools, getting rid of it as a subject. Gorn. Outdoor education? Outdoor education? Did you guys have that when you were at school? It's been a while.

while. Yeah, I don't know that we did. No? It might be a newer thing. Yeah. I believe in it. I think it's a good idea. Do you want to know what exactly it is if you never did outdoor education? Maybe this is why I'm so indoorsy. This could be why. So the subject includes activities like tramping, climbing, caving, white water kayaking.

And they say that the subject teaches. things like leadership, resilience, teamwork, all the skills that are crucial for both students to go out into the workforce. Sick. I think it sounds amazing. I mean, in my career, I've never used caving in the workforce, but I like the idea.

No, you're thinking too literal. You're thinking too literal. Like, let's say a situation arises in caving where you need to lead the team out of the cave. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you can take those leadership skills.

The same way I lead this show. I didn't do it, but I was at school a long time ago. Ella was just at school last year. Did you guys do... You're so funny. No, not that I'm aware of. Would you have done it? I would have liked gardening as a subject rather than that.

Well, I mean... You went to a Steiner school, though, didn't you? What's that? You know, the finger painting school. Oh my gosh. No, she did not. I went to Northcote College. It was awesome.

Did you go to a normal school? Yes. And for some reason, I thought you went to some kind of weird. commune school. No. Did you guys have... You've got that vibe. Thank you.

Did you guys have an agriculture subject at school? No. Oh, you didn't? No. See, I grew up in a very rural place in Queensland and we had an agriculture subject where we literally were putting our arms up cows. What? Did you have calf day at your school?

Oh, I've heard about this. What, where we helped birth calves? No, no, no. Well, you bring a lamb or a baby calf to school. Yeah, you bring like an animal. And they do like a prize giving. Oh, no. No, no.

What's it called? Oh, it's called something. It's called calf. Isn't it called lamb and calf day? What do you have to bring a lamb or a calf? At rural schools, yes. What if you don't have access to one? Well, no, it's a rural area.

Yeah, you've got access to one. But what if you're not from a cow or a sheep farm. I grew up on an apple farm. Bring a baby apple. Yeah, yeah. Bring a seedling. You know, people, text. I'm not, I'm not being stupid here.

I've got lots of friends who. Yes, I know what you're talking about. It's called Ag Day. It's called Ag Day. It's called Ag Day. We had Ag Day. Yeah, absolutely. I loved that subject.

And you know what? I'm so, there's a big petition that's going on around the country for people, like, they want to keep this subject. Outdoor education. Yeah, people are saying it's very important and they want to keep it. And I kind of have to agree with them. I think, I think, and this is as a neurodivergent person, like not everyone learns the same way. and not even what learns in the classroom,

like doing maths and all that stuff that I've never used in my life. I've never bloody used fractions. No. I've got plenty of chances too. I've got an accountant. Careful. Care and get rid of fractions. No, no, no, no, that's an important part of school.

I say get rid of it. I'm pro, I'm pro outdoor education, but as someone who works with a person who doesn't know the difference between a quarter and a third, we need to keep fractions. But has that hindered me in, my career.

No. Arguably, yes. Yeah. How? Who knows what you could have been? No, but I wanted to do this. A quarter richer. You could have been a third more successful.

Well, that doesn't sound like that much. Now, what subject would we get rid of? Because I think outdoor education has to stay. Look, as someone who suffered through three years of history. That's the subject. History or geography, get rid of it. I'm into history if we're learning our history. We had to learn Tudor England.

Oh, who cares, eh? And I don't mind learning about other countries in their history, but this one specific period of England in the 1600s? What the hell? What relevance does this have, sir? Yeah. You know? On what planet?

Okay, so I'll get rid of history. But if we do New Zealand history, I'm cool with that. I think they are doing that now. No, you can't be. and Jews, history's gone. Okay, no history. See you later. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Eyes forward, no history. Yeah, producers? I'm going to really show my privilege here. We didn't have like agriculture, but we had horticulture. Claudia went to a private school. Yeah. And it was the biggest time waste of that and photography. Horticulture is in...

For people who... Planting little plants. I was going to say, for people who don't know, I definitely do. It was at least a year and you would go and plant seedlings. And then you would plant them in the garden, and then you'd grow carrots. Oh, see. You're all of that. A horticulture upbringing, you should have known what that word was.

What did you call me? You heard him. How dare you? Ella, what are you getting rid of? Just this one area in biology where you have to dissect a rat. I don't want to do that. Just dissection. Yeah, yuck.

Why are we doing that? Yucky. Yep. Gross. And then young kids will run around and throw it around your face. Yuck. Yeah, I hear you. I hear any languages.

Like, if you want to learn a language. Do it in your own time. Do it in your own time. Yeah. Like I did. I did French. I've got no French. Me too.

I did a language at school. Couldn't tell you a single word. Ryan, my husband, did Chinese and now we went to China this year and he was my translator. Oh, well, isn't he the exception to the rule? Dead Am's Bree and Clint Podcast. Filling in for Fletchbourne and Haley. It's Treaty versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go.

All right, let's get into it this morning. Who's going to take it out? Can the ladies level the tradies for the end of the week? Ladies on 88, Trades on 89. A lady is in New Plymouth. She's 56, and she had a cat. She has a cat that can play fetch. Welcome to the show Debbie.

Good morning, guys. Good morning, Debbie. That's very cool. What's the cat's name? Nala. Nala. And what does Nala like to fetch? NERF bullets.

That is probably a great thing because how annoying when you have to pick them all up. That's the worst part of the Nerf gun. Excellent. Yeah. Pat does it for you. You're taking on our trainee from Northland. He's 32 and he came from the USA to play rugby here in Altero.

Welcome to the show Eric. Good day, Eric. Are you still playing? Whereabouts? I play for Wellsford now. Play for Wellsford. Didn't make it into the Mighty Northland Tanifah? No, didn't make it into the Mighty Northern Tanifah.

Not yet. Anyway, there's still time, Eric, 32. Spring chicken. Yeah, that's like at least 50. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Your buzzers is Trady. Debbie, lady, the first person to give us three correct answers

is going to win $50 cash this morning, guys. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What holiday are we celebrating this long weekend? Lady. Yes, Debbie's in first. Labor weekend.

Labor weekend. It is the Labor Day long weekend. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. What breakfast cereal's slogan is Snap, Crackle and Pop? Trady. Yes, Eric.

Rice Kris Krispies. Rice Krispies. Rice Bubbles, ricees. We would have taken any of those? All of those, all of the above. Well done. We are one apiece in this game. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Eric's in. Eric. Six-60? 660. It is indeed 660. Keep your New Zealand green card for another year with that answer. Eric, well done.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. What determines the colour of an egg shell? Chicken farmers will be like, oh no, this one. Yeah. No one? Okay. Oh, Eric got it in just before the buzzer.

Have a stab, Eric? Their diet? No, not their diet. That's a great. guess, though. Debbie, do you want to guess? I have no idea. There's a bit of trivia for everyone this morning. It's actually the

breed of chicken. The brown chickens make brown eggs and the white chickens make white eggs, right? I don't know about that. I don't think that's how it works. I think it's just, yeah, the type of breed, they all lay different colour eggs. Okay, here we go. Question five.

What is the main ingredient in hummus? Trady. Yes, Eric, for the win. Check these. He's got it. Go. Eric, the American rugby playing trady, congratulations.

You have done it and you've put the tradies into the 90s, mate. Well done. Cheers, mate. Congratulations, Eric. Oh, good sportsmanship, Debbie. Hey, guys, thanks for playing. Have a great long weekend, eh? Thank you.

Bye. There we go. Dead end, Franklin. Sorry, just on Ag Day. one more thing. Someone texted and said we had agricultural class at my school and my mum taught the ag class how to collect semen from a sheep. God, school's

hard enough without the whole school knowing that your mum is the sheep wanker. I mean, yeah, you don't want her to be that. But I mean also a great life skill that you will go out. No, it is. And you know, you never know when you're going to have to collect semen from a sheep. You never know. But get the vet in.

don't let your mum come in and show all the other kids how to jack off a sheep because you're not going to live that down and the thing is right and this is what it really comes down to how many times in life have I had to use the Pythagoras theorem

zero how many times in life have I had to wank off a sheep couple yeah I just imagine even if the mum is mildly attractive as those boys into puberty.

Yeah, just think about it. Every time they see her, they're just going to go, Baa. Just be like, Mom, can you do this out of another school or in your own time? Mum, why are you so good at that? Mum. Mom.

Can't you just be an accountant? Mum, where did you learn that? Hey, there's a new Emma Stone film coming out. It's called Bugonia. Bugonia. Bugonia. Have one more go. Borgonia.

I think you got it on that one. Okay, cool. It's getting wrong. Real Oscar buzz. Okay. She gets that, doesn't she? She does quite a lot. She's won, I think she's won best actress twice at the Oscars.

One for La La Lande. And one for that other weird one that she did. Easy A. Yeah, that was it. Yeah. This one, she's a high-powered CEO who gets kidnapped. And the kidnappers are convinced that she's an alien. I've seen the trailer for this.

Yeah. That iconic scene where he climbed. over the table to get to her? Have you seen that? No, I haven't seen that one. I've seen this one where they shave her head because they're convinced that she's an alien. Take a listen.

Where is my hair? Your hair has been destroyed. You shaved off my hair? Yes, we've shaved off your hair. Why have you shaved off my hair? To prevent you from contacting your ship. My ship? Your ship.

What ship? Your mother's ship? Creepy. She shaved her head for real. Did she? Yeah, and this is why they're like, she's the real deal. She shaved her head for real for the role instead of, because she can use a bald cap.

Yeah, and people have done before. But she's gone, no, I want to experience it. So she did. And you know why she would have done that? Why? Because she looks like her. She's beautiful, right? She's stunning.

Are you saying she can pull off a bald head? Of course she can. Look at her. She's Emma Stone. She'd have a great head. And I bet she had the tiny little petite bald head. that goes with her tiny little petite, beautiful features. To promote the movie, they're offering advanced screenings to people

who are also willing to shave their heads, male and female. And I think you should do it. I would rather nearly do anything else. You know in life, there's two, in this radio job, we do wacky things from time to time. There's two things that are off limits for me. What are they? Blackface. Well, yeah, obviously.

But there's a price. No, shaving your head and nerdy stuff. And? Oh, skydiving, yeah. There my no goes. You say that, and yet I got you to bungee jump. So I feel like there's some world where... Yeah, but bungee jumping was never off the table completely.

And the reason why shaving my head is so out of the question is because I would have one ugly looking head. No, you would not. Claudia, tell her how beautiful she would look with a bald head. Tell her how beautiful and empowered she would look. Beautiful and empowered, Bree. Claudia, you know you and I promise never to lie to each other. You would look like a beautiful Christopher Luxon.

Do you really want that? Oh shit, now I want to do it. You would look like Luxon and drag. You'd be the best looking thumb in New Zealand. Where are the clippers? I have a weird shaped head. Like, no, I do. Prove it.

Genuinely. Who out of our brook? Show us. Show us. Show us. Show us. Show us. Show us your skull. Honestly. You're barking up the wrong tree. Scalp out for the boys. Skelp out for the boys. Zed-ins, Brie and Clint. Have you ever been to the darts, Bree? I have been to many dart competitions. I was a professional, semi-professional dart player. You were not. No, I was. You were, what? Not that long ago.

Another radio show I did, we started a semi-professional dart team, and we traveled to the World Championship. Have I worked with you for seven years, and I've never heard this story before. I've told you this. You've not told me this. I told you my dart, my nickname. What? Was Sonia Darda. That's very good.

That was my dart name. That's so good. I feel like I would have remembered it. We're going to get a dartboard in here. I swear I've told you. We should get a dartboard. Anyway, we traveled to Melbourne to watch the World Championships and we failed miserably.

Oh my God. It's bad. Well, you'll be into this then. You know how, like you, like Sonia Darter. Yeah. Every dart player has a nickname. And the ones on the World Circuit, they have a nickname and everybody chants it. There's an Aussie darts pro called Tim P-U-S-E-S-E-Y.

Oh, no. Okay. P-U-S-E-Y. Tim Pusey, and he has had his darts nickname banned by World Darts. No, no, yeah, it's okay. They said it's inappropriate. Okay. His nickname's The Magnet.

Tim Pusey, the Darts player's nickname is The Magnet. channel. I love that. They said that when you couple Magnet with his last name Pusey, that it's too ambiguous, so they've banned him. It's not the first time that World Darts have had to ban someone over their nickname. In 2023, in 23, Owen Bates had his nickname banned as well. Oh, no. What was it? Owen Bates' nickname was the master.

Master. Yeah, no, yeah, no, I got it. I got it first time. The master. And this is why the darts is so good. And I would have thought the darts would have let it fly. Like, there's no sport that involves more alcohol and chanting and laughing than the darts. You know, you've got these...

It's all about having a good time. Semi-overweight blokes who are peak performance athletes. If they want to call themselves things like the master and the magnet, let them go. It's a part of the appeal. Let him go. We had a similar controversy here in New Zealand when we were forced to rename our badminton team because of course you've got the black ferns, the black caps.

The silver ferns. Yeah, our badminton team was the black cox. And they actually had their name. George is looking at me like that's not a real story. C.C. C.O. X. I don't know. However you spell the shuttlecocks. Oh, how do you spell? Oh, no, I think it's actually spelled the normal way. Do a quick check on it.

Yeah, no, it's spelled. C-O-C? Yeah, C-O-C-K. Oh, yeah, well, they should have looked into that. I do see why they had to change it. There's almost no double entendre there. No, it's just literally flat out what it says. So they had to drop their name. What did they change it to, do you know? Oh, that's a good question.

Because I mean... What is the name of the NZ Badminton team? The New Zealand National Badminton team does not have a single official long-term nickname, unlike other national teams like the All Blacks. The team was briefly and controversially nicknamed the Blackcocks in an attempt to attract media attention and sponsorship. But the name was dropped due to public backlash. Oh, get it back. Did they get sponsorships when they put that name on? It doesn't sound like it.

You know, like a... Who? Careful. Magnum. Yeah. Condom. Durex. Magnum Durex.

Durex should sponsor the black... Absolutely they would. I've always thought this is my, this is my shark tank idea. Yeah. That Durex should put out a black one. You know? Especially in New Zealand, like a black-coloured one. Do they not exist?

Well, then you could do an all-blacks collaboration. True. You could put the little silver fern on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on how big they have is how many frongs you have. We're getting distracted. We want to know this morning. What was your questionable team name?

It might have been for a quiz night. It might be for a netball team. It might be for a social soccer team. I don't know. But did you have a name, which, was so good, people were like... It was on the cusp. Oh, I don't know if you can call your team that.

It was on the cusp and you got away with it. But what was it? Share it with us. 0800 ZDL ZM or text them to 96696 and we'll get your questionable team names on next. ZM's Brie and Clint covering breakfast. Good morning, everybody. Tim Pusey is not allowed to use the nickname the Magnet

when he plays in the World Darts competition. I say this is a real travesty. I agree. For the dart community. I agree. And we need to start a petition. We asked you, what's your questionable team name that you guys had? Someone's texted and said we have an indoor cricket team.

Our name is Wins Before Skins. Good. Someone said our school mother's ukulele group are called the mother pluckers. The mother pluckers. They're plucking the ukulele. That's brilliant. We've got a touch team called the Waffle Stompers. Is that one clever or is that just...

I think it's just is what it is. This is probably my favorite text that's come through. It says our team name was off in the shower. We used to get beaten a lot. That is very good. Holy, that's good. Keep them coming in. Some of these quiz names and sports teams' names,

they're never going to make it to wear. are they? Some of them definitely can't know. This one can. A guy at my work, his football team in Wellington is called the Strathmore Strokers. Currently still waiting for sponsorship. Strathmore Strokers. I would have thought that they would have been a swim team.

Our team name is Stephen Hawking's pit crew. Someone said we have a lawn bowl's team called the bowl jobs. Bowl jobs. The bowl jobs. Good. My work had a walking group called Chafing Your Dreams. I like that a lot. I like that it's a walking group too and not a running club. That's good.

You know? That's very good. My husband's social basketball team name is Rim Penetrators. Okay, that's just... Tell your husband to grow up. That's just flat out. Give your husband a message from us and it's grow up. Brackets.

Nice. This one's quite good. My husband is in a 10-pin bowling league. his team name is knuckles deep. 10 pin buttling, oh. Oh, because you've got to put your fingers in the bowling ball? Oh, your fingers in the bowling ball. Yes, it's pretty good.

Someone else said our quiz team was called the Titanic Swim Team. We never won. If one more person texts them that their quiz team name is Big Fact Hunt, I'm going to lose it. Yeah, there's been so many. So many of those. Yeah, I'm going to lose it. What else?

There's just a person here who says that they went to school with a girl whose last name was Cox. And she changed her name to her mother's maiden name. Yeah. You would. Yeah, the amount of slack that you would cop. You can't send a kid to school with that last name, not in this century. Yep. You know?

Yep. Yeah. You just do the right thing by you kids, you know. One more, this is very good, says, my brother had a pistake volleyball team and they called them the Nads. They used to get their teammates and supporters to chant, go Nads, go Nads, go Nads, go Nads.

My wife's old road cycling group was called smashed fennies. They mustn't have had those sports. special bike pants you have to wear. The ZM Podcast Network. On our show on a Tuesday, we have a segment that we do every Tuesday, and don't say what it is just yet, just hold it, store it, store the energy, okay? It's coming out of me. We just thought we would bring it to breakfast for a bit of fun, okay, because it's such

a good feature. So today, for a special party, we're going to do Name in a Haystack. Where, if you've never heard it on our show before, we get one of our producers to pick a random name, we get the other producer to pick a random business. We call that business, and if the person with that name answers the phone, we have found a name in a haystack. It's the hardest game in radio. Yes, so hard that we have tried this game.

How many times now? 46. This will be the 46th attempt at name in a haystack. To no avail, we've never got it, we've never achieved it, but maybe today's the day. It jackpots $50 every time we fail, and would you believe we're up to $2,300? Imagine getting a call out of the blue, random Friday, And you win 2,300 bucks. Who's picking our name today? Me.

Ella. Hello. Okay, name out of the thin air. Who is going to answer the phone today, Ella? I want a lovely high-energy, Kelly. Kelly. It's going to answer the phone this morning. Don't mind it.

Don't mind it at all. Manifesting Kelly, looking for Kelly. Claudia, our other producer, where does Kelly work? Well, hopefully Kelly likes a coffee and like a pastry. And I reckon she works at the Ferg Baker in Queensland. Ferg Baker. Great establishment. Huge missed opportunity not to call Kelly Taltons, but that's okay.

Oh, you're right. You've said Ferg Bakery instead. That's where we will be calling. God, are they going to answer the phone? They're never not busy. Mm, right. Yeah, well, I mean, let's try our luck. Let's try our luck.

Let's try our luck. Claudia, when you're ready, please connect us to the Ferg Bakery in Queensland. We're looking for Kelly. We're looking for Kelly for $2,300. Perk Baker, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. It's Brian Clint from ZM. How are you, mate? Good, how are you? Good, thanks. Hey, Sammy, do you have a Kelly that works there? A Kelly?

Yeah. No. If Kelly had answered the phone today, she would have won $2,300, Sammy. Oh, no. No. I go, what's the special pies or things you've got on there at the moment? Sammy? Steak and cheese or chili steak and cheese? Chili steak and cheese.

Do many people make jokes about the fact that your name is Sammy and you work in a bakery? No. No? Just me? Just you. Yeah. Okay, we'll let you go about your day. Thanks, Sammy.

Thank you. Bagger, fail. Semi. She regretted picking up that phone. You can tell. No one's getting it. No, no one's getting it. No, what?

Semi. Where do you go to get a semi? You go to the bakery. Oh, damn it. I feel like a little semi. Why didn't they say sandwich? I go to the bakery to get a pie. Or a donut.

Or a sausage roll. I got to get it some buns. Oh, that was a loose joke from you. What did you say? I liked it. That was loose. I think it was low-hanging fruit actually. That was a prolapse joke from you.

I stand with Clint. What did he say sandwich? She's always sucking up to her. Imagine if her name was Selly Lund. I don't get it. I don't get that one either. No, that was also really good. You guys need to get better knowledge of the foods

That are sold at bakeries Okay, she's sucking up to Clint again She didn't get it No, that was genuinely good We'll just call her Dyson Oh Yes, thank you well Yes, thank you

Low hanging fruit I don't get it Neither Who goes to her bakery to get a Dyson Yeah, that's ridiculous I'm a bit confused Guys we should move on It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast

Gentlemen, Rehnclince Friday Oakey. It's Friday which means Friday Oakey. It's our signature segment. Definitely not our best. We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer doing the best cover that we can. He then sprinkles it with fairy dust and makes it sound as good as he can.

And then you guys decide who the winner of Friday Oakey is this week. It is always more nerve-wracking doing this in the morning because, well, some people may have not heard what we sound like yet. No. Currently, this woman's songs, every single song from her new album is in the New Zealand top 40, every song.

So we thought we've got to do Taylor Swift, but we've done the new album already, so we're going to do Cruel Summer. I hadn't heard enough Taylor Swift already. Now you can hear Taylor Swift but with bad singing. Here's how it works. You'll hear Breeze and then you'll hear mine. And once you've heard both, we throw the fine lines open to five people to pick the winner of Friday Oakey. Yes, we do.

Do you remember how yours went? Not a clue. No, me neither. Yeah, do not remember this. Let's just get into it then. Here it comes. Here's Breeze Cruel Summer for Friday Oki on ZM. in the quiet of the night.

You know that I caught it. Bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price. You know that I bought it. Killing me slow, out the window. I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below. Demils roll the dice. Angels roll the ice. What doesn't kill me makes me want you more.

And it's you. The shape of your money is blue. The feeling I've gotten it too. Oh, whoa, with the cruise summer with you. It's cool. That's when I tell him no rules. It's break up all heaven. But, ooh, whoa, whoa.

With the crew, summer with you. Nice. Yeah, no. Happy. I'm so happy with that. That was really good. So glad that people have got to experience that nice and early in the morning. But, hey, don't count you chickens.

Because you've got to go next. Someone texted in Cruel Morning. The Cruel Morning indeed. No, I thought you did a great job. I thought you did excellent then. Yeah, sure you did. I'm ready for yours. Here's mine.

I'm bloody ready. Let's do it. You can pick a winner after this. Leave a dream high in the quiet of the night. You know that I caught it. Bad bad boy, shiny toy with the price you know that I bought it. I'm killing me slow out the window. I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below.

Devils throw the dice. Angels throw their eyes. But does it kill me? It makes me want you more. And it's new. The shape of your body is blue. The feeling I got. And it's new.

It's a cruel summer. It's cool. That's what I tell. No rules. Embrakeable heaven. But ooh, whoa. It's a crew. I just icked myself

I was good I loved it I gave myself the ick on the radio someone said it's too early in the morning for this guys yeah we realize that we have no choice we have no choice

it's an out contrary we're sorry hey now it's your chance to vote for who was the least crap How can, this is from the text machine, how can two people with such great talking voices be so bad at singing? Oh, I'll take that.

That's lovely. That's probably the nicest compliment we've got in a while. My three-year-old just said, why does Taylor sound so bad and funny? Someone said, I thought Breeze was better, and that's saying something. That's a desk to both you and I. Is Taylor Swift in the room with us right now? Shot, guys. Five calls.

That's what we're looking for. 0800 dial Zat M. Five people who are willing to call up and pick the winner of that Friday Oakey performance. We've just thrown the phone lines open now. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Friday Oakey! And bringing Friday Oki to the mornings

where some people haven't heard it before. Can you believe that? Someone texts in and said, um, guys, I think I'm a little bit in love with this segment. No one takes that in. To that person, we have a free Audica hearing voucher for you to go and get your hearing tested this long weekend. Get it tested immediately. If you missed it, we took on Taylor Swift's Cruel Summer.

Bree sounded like this. That wasn't my best part. That's not the best part. That was my worst part. And mine sounded like this. Unfortunately for me, that was my best bit. Oh. So five people standing by to pick the winner of Friday Oakey.

Good morning, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, team. What did you think about Taylor Swift? Well, we are a fan as family. We often listen to her. Uh-huh.

I appreciate that, guys. No, fans of Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And how are we are fan of you? Are you not fans anymore? No, always. I don't think there would be much you could do to make us not fans.

We will vote for Bree, and we've got a carload of four this morning, so we're all for you, Bree. Thank you, guys. Appreciate you. Have a great long weekend, guys. Thanks for calling up. Haley's here. Hi, Haley. Hi, Haley.

Morning, everyone. What did you think? Do we do Taylor Swift Justice this morning, Haley? I think you both did a really solid effort. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was a little bit worried for you, Clint, when I found out what song it was, but I was genuinely surprised. So I'm going to vote for you today. What? There you go.

Thank you, Haley. I think he did a good job too. You have a great long weekend. I appreciate it. Maya is here to play Friday. Okay, good morning, Maya. Hi, Maya. Good morning. What are your thoughts this week, Maya? Bree.

You're sending a vote my way? Yeah. You got my back, Maya. I appreciate you. Thanks, Maya. Someone texted and said, oh, my God, guys. Is this the Timu Eras Tour? 2-1 to Bree.

Amanda is standing by to vote. Good morning, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Good morning. I was going to take me back by your deep intro place, so I've got to go with Free. You're going with me, Amanda? Absolutely. Love you, girl.

It's a 3-1 victory to Bree. And if you've just tuned in and thought, how the hell did that one win? Both weren't great. Let's be real. They were both equally bad. No, yeah. It's a hard song to sing.

Incredibly difficult. People don't give Taylor Swift enough credit, I think. Turns out, she's actually quite a good singer. Can I pitch an idea that I had? sure I've invented this, and I'm going to make it, the strogan cob. Be strogan off in a cobloaf. What are your thoughts? I mean, don't knock it till you try it, Free, so give it a go.

Natasha's like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? Don't mess with it. Stroggen the cob. Strogan co. The strogan co. Natasha, you stick your cob in our box, and we'll see you at Lord this summer. Congratulations. Thanks, guys.

See you there. Yeah. Play ZDems, Brie and Clint. Not going to lie, a lot of support on the text machine for the Strogan Cob. Your strogan Cob's a great idea. It's an invention. Does it exist? No, I've literally come up with it.

It's yours. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to make it exist. How's this? Next week. Yeah. I will make a strogan Cobb for the first time. Oh, let me think about it. Just kidding.

Strug and Cobb, for those who think they're having an aneurism while driving, is a cobloaf beef stroganoff hybrid, right? So instead of a cobloaf with the dip, which I mean obviously amazing, you cook a beef stroganoff, you put it in the cob, it's a strogan cobb. Struggan cob. And then you're scooping it out with the lid of the cob.

This might be my legacy. This might be the reason I was put on this planet. To create the strogan cove. And that's it. You know, once it's done, I'm like... Is a stroganoff Italian? I believe so, yeah. And a cobloaf's Australian.

Yeah. Oh! What? It's meant to be. It is meant to be. Hey, how stressed are you at the moment on scale of one to stressed? I'm not very stressed, so three. Stress less, man.

Yeah. Stress less. My watch actually tells me how stressed I am. What does the watch say? I overlook. You ask the guys. Producers, how stressed are we? In this moment, I would say maybe a six or a seven.

A six or a seven? That's pretty high. Why are you so stressed? I'm trying to put together the podcast for a lot. after the show. Just, you know, trying to get ahead. Don't stress out too much, man. Can you just chill out a bit?

I want to go on holiday after this, so I've got to get out of here. Yeah, okay. But in life, I'd say maybe like a four or five. It's not too bad. Yeah. Producer Ella, you've been pretty stressing this morning. is scream clubs. Have you guys heard about this?

Scream clubs? Scream clubs. You scream? Screaming clubs. So it's all the rage in L.A. It's happening in Japan. And now one has happened in London Park. Okay.

So this woman got word of scream therapy. And she was like, we need to start this here in London. It started a group. A heap of people turned up to London Park And they practised a bit of scream therapy To relieve the stress God, imagine you're getting murdered in London Park And you need help, obviously, because you're being murdered

But scream clubs there And scream clubs there And everyone thinks you're just participating in scream club It would be very unfortunate Very unfortunate Is that unlikely? It's a public park, right? It's just out in the open.

It is. I've looked into the health benefits of scream therapy for you guys. It says occasional controlled screaming can offer benefits such as emotional release by expelling pent-up feelings, temporary stress reduction through physical exertion, and a potential mood lift due to endorphin release. I thought we could give it a go. I agree.

We can give it a go. I want people listening and take it seriously. If you're in the car right now, you're in the comfort of your car. I want you to join us and all we're going to do we'll step back from the microphones Yeah, right back from the mics here guys And all you have to do really for scream therapy

Like join in with me is let out the biggest scream that you can Like just a, ah! Like you know, like you're a kid screaming into a pillow Okay, we're just all going to do one And then we're going to see how we feel, okay? Okay, all right, on my count Everybody listening, everybody in your cars.

On my count, you in your cars, you scream with us. And even have a look to your left and see if the person next to you is doing it. And sorry, if you're being murdered right now, we will... That's unquestionate. That's a coincidence. Okay. All right, here we go. In three, two, one.

Ah! Wow. Have you seen that meme of the, of the, of the, um, beaver that screams into, like, the Swiss Alps? That's what they felt like to me. That was nice. How are we feeling? How are we feeling? I feel quite good.

No, good, man. Yeah? I'm like cry. Did I just do something? Yeah, I feel like my heart rate's up a little bit. Are you going to cry? Maybe. Ella's having a moment now.

Ella's healed. Wow. Hey, and all I'm going to charge you is the low, low price of $2.99 today. Thank you, Bree. You can transfer me that after the show. We'll do. And a little kiss. We'll do a birthday banger next.

Zat-M's Brie and Clint podcast. All I want from my birthday is the birthday banger. All right, it's a birthday banger. How good's a morning birthday banger? Nothing better than a morning birthday banger. It just hits different, eh? Especially on a Friday. Especially on a Friday for a long weekend.

Number one song, when you turn 16. We'll figure it out. And we'll pick our favorite one to play. Christy's up first. Morning, Christy. Hey, Christy. Good morning, team. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Plans for the long weekend? Birthday weekend this weekend. It's going to be chilling. Nice, Christy. Yeah. When's your birthday?

Today. Stop it. Oh, what a great day to get you on, Christy. Happy bloody birthday. Thank you very much. How good. Okay, what year are we talking, Christy? 1980.

All right, that means you were 16 in 1996. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bag. Oh, yeah. No, this five, Bill? But it's Spice Girls. Hell, yeah, Christy. Not only do you have a great birthday banger.

You've got a great birthday, Christy, because you would regularly get a long weekend for your birthday. Is that right? I do. I do. Lucky you. It's great. Yep.

Bloody awesome. Okay, wait there. That's going to be hard to top. Let's go to Stevie. Hi, Stevie. Hi, how's it going, Tim? Good, thank you, mate. What are you doing for the long weekend?

Oh, it's a family time. It's actually my mum's birthday, so we're having everyone around for dinner on Saturday. Oh, beautiful. What's mum's favourite meal that she gets for a birthday? She doesn't get to pick. You should make her breathe Struggen Cobb. Yeah, Struggen Cobb. Oh, Struggen Cob.

She's not picky. She's quite happy. She just comes for the family time more than the food. We don't let her choose. Nah, we just make her sit in the corner when she gets what she's given. We love her, but we had years of eating her shit food, so now she can eat what she's given. Don't, mum, don't want to hear it. You eat your green.

You're not leaving the table until you've finished what's on your plate, even if it is your birthday. Sounds like... It rolls over there. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Hey, Stevie, what's your birthday? 19th of August, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004.

And on that day, Stevie, this was at the top. It's not here to close to home. Doesn't that make you shiver? What the hell? I have not thought about Missy Higgins. long time. Do you remember that one, Stevie? I do remember that one, although I'm absolutely a Spice Girls fan too.

Yeah, yeah. Oh no, don't worry if it was between the two songs, we'd be choosing Spice Girls. Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't worry, Steve, we got your back. We know what you're thinking. I mean, Missy Higgins scar, it's not bad. That's lovely, but... Does it beat the Spice Girls?

Probably not. It's not going to win. One more for Jess. Morning, Jess. Hi, Jess. Morning. What are you doing for your long weekend, Jess? I'm working.

Oh, boo! What do you do for work? I'm a physio at a private hospital. Oh, boo, Jess. Boo, yes. God. Well, no one's spraying their ankle this weekend, okay? They leave Jess alone.

Yeah. She doesn't have time for it. Jess, what's your day to birth, mate? Six of the 12th, 994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010, Jess. And on that day in 2010, this had a number one here. Oh, yeah. It's an absolute banger From the black eyepiece

Come on, hand down, I won that I feel like you might have That's a great tune Wait there, Jess, the Physio We've got to choose between the Spice Girls I'm going Christy Missy Higgins Christy, the Spice Girls

And Black iPase, are you? I'm not swaying at all It's a song that you You feel passionately about it I feel passionately about A couple of reasons It's a song that I feel feel like you haven't heard overplayed from the Spice Girls.

Yep. It's Christy's birthday today. Yeah. And I just love the Spice Girls. God damn it, you've convinced me. Christy, on your birthday, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, fantastic.

Good tune to. Have a drink for us this weekend, okay? I will. I will. Happy birthday, mate. Thank you. Have a great weekend. You too.

From the year 1996, here's the Spicey. twice girls for your birthday banger on ZM.