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Yeah, g'day everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast.
G'day guys.
What are you stuffing your face with?
Um, a peach lump.
Oh, those new pineapple lumps.
Quite good actually.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
We had a lot of sugar this week.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
My belly's got a wobble on it now.
I checked it the other day.
I've reached that bit of lockdown where it started to move.
Dad bod.
Sugar hurts my teeth now.
Does anyone else get sore ears when you go out in the really cold weather?
Yeah.
Not sugar related?
Not sugar related.
No, but it's the old factor related.
Ah.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
At all.
All right. Okay. All right. Ah, no, not me Not me, not me at all Alright, alright
Okay, alright
Did I tell you what happened to me last Friday?
I nearly had to go to hospital
Oh, what? No
No, you didn't tell us this at all
No, you left that out
Is this exclusive podcast content?
Yeah, this is actually
No, I nearly had to go to hospital last Friday night
Because I was, I literally, the reason why I'm bringing it up now
Is because I was just thinking I hope I have a better friday than last friday night oh my gosh
so last friday it was probably quite late it was probably like 10 30 and i started getting these
horrific pains in the right side of my lower abdomen and they were like every four seconds
i reckon where it'd be like someone was stabbing me
your appendix is gonna burst and my partner who's a nurse goes i think i want to take you to the
hospital that's like bad you've got all the signs of like appendicitis yeah um anyway so this went on for quite a few hours and the reason why i didn't go to the hospital
because i'm someone who probably would definitely go to the hospital in that circumstance um but
because i suffer with something called endometriosis and i've had the operation on my
left side but not my right side i was like i'm pretty sure because i can't remember because it
was so long ago like 20 i was 21 when i had that operation but anyway it turns out it's endometriosis
pain but right it was so horrific that it so what do they do yeah they can't do anything they give
you some painkillers and just say ah jog mate. Essentially they like take some Nurofen but
in the long run, long
story short, I need to go back for another
operation. Yeah.
Get them to whip your appendix
out while they're in there. Yeah.
No. There's nothing more useless than an appendix.
Might as well.
Do we need it?
No, you don't need it anymore. It's been shown that
humans have evolved past needing it. Wasn't it for eating grass originally? No, you don't need it anymore. It's been shown that humans have evolved past needing it.
Wasn't it for eating grass originally?
Yeah, something like that.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, so I'm probably going to be taking some weeks off soon.
Nice.
To get some stuff.
I'm sad for you, but also happy for you.
Scraped out of my body.
She can't say why, but just some time off coming up.
But if I do have some time off coming up, it'll be, yeah,
to get some stuff scraped out of my body
So I don't think I've got appendicitis
That's how bad the freaking pain is
Take it home, keep it in a jar as a memento
So hopefully this Friday night is better
And on that note
Time for an international birthday banger
I reckon.
This isn't the guy that wrote in for Mind Blown Monday, is it?
But he was from Aberdeen in Scotland.
I'm just going to kill the bed.
Hang on, I'm going to kill the bed.
Oh, there we go.
I forgot that I can't ride that fader.
No, this isn't our Mind Blown guy, has it been?
Nah, his name was Gordon.
Yeah, Gordon was from Aberdeen or near Aberdeen.
He wrote on our podcast group to tell us how badly we effed up his story.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry.
I just read out the story that I had.
Yeah, sorry.
I mean, it could have been my...
It doesn't matter.
And to be honest, I'm not the best reader, so...
Let's focus on Gary.
Gary Stewart from Aberdeen in Scotland. No, that's not Scottish. Oh, right on Gary. Gary Stewart from Aberdeen in
Scotland. No, that's not Scottish.
Oh, right. Sorry. Gary!
Scotland!
That's more Scottish.
You were born on the 6th of December 1987,
so you were 16 in
2003. So here's your
birthday banger.
Ah, Beyonce before Before She Was Good.
You don't like this song?
Do you?
Yeah.
I like it.
It's kind of wallpaper to me.
Really?
That was really harsh and stupid to say.
But I just...
I quite like it.
This is no To The Left To The Left, is it?
Yeah, no, I love that too.
But I like this era,
which I feel like is crazy in love.
Oh, that's a great song.
Yeah.
Okay, then I take it all back.
Who am I to criticise this era?
I don't mind it because I also do love Sean Paul.
Or Sean-a-pal, as these friends know him.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hope Sean Paul's solo music gets as much attention.
I feel like he features on a lot of songs
I feel like he doesn't care
Because of how much money he makes
You know a bit like Pitbull
He doesn't care
A friend of mine who lives in San Francisco
I saw their Instagram story
Last night they were at a Pitbull show
They were at a Pitbull concert
Really?
It looked like so much fun
It was seated
But it looked like a great show
One of the saddest times of my life Is when I got tickets to the Kesha slash Pitbull tour.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
I love a slash tour.
Not enough tickets were sold, and the tour got cancelled.
Really?
Is that at the time of Timber?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, that's probably why they organised it.
No, Timber was, yeah, right, okay.
Let's do Hortz.
Hortz, Catherine from Melbourne in Victoria.
G'day, Hortz.
You were born on the 4th of September 1986,
so you were 16 in 2002,
and on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Top five Avril Lavigne song?
Yeah, top five.
Surely, eh?
I swear she's a vampire.
Have you seen her recently?
She has not aged a day.
Oh, I thought you were going to say she looks a bit dead.
No, she just looks fantastic.
Does she?
She just looks insane, yeah.
Yeah, good.
She's got a new boyfriend If I think Well she's definitely
Not with Chad Kroger anymore
Oh she does look fantastic
She made a big debut
On
On
TikTok
Yeah
Did she keep that hype
She did it with
Tony Hawk
That's right
Skater boy
Skater boy
And it was fantastic
When I saw it
I couldn't tell
If it was a video
Made back in the day
Yeah
Because she starts it off And then when Tony Hawk comes on,
I'm like, oh, no, this is current.
Yeah, right.
One more for Sarah May Hancock from London.
Oh, you sound like you're from London, Sarah.
Hello, Sarah May.
Hello.
You were born on the 19th of May, 1994.
So you were 16 in 2010, and here's your birthday bag.
Oh, my gosh.
The goat.
Usher.
You know, you've done a Scottish accent, an English accent,
and by default you did an Australian accent for Melbourne.
Without even trying.
This is an underrated Usher song. It's not one of the greatest Usher songs. It's not even a top five. But it an underrated Asher song.
It's not one of the greatest Asher songs.
It's not even a top five.
But it's a good Asher song.
It's one of my least favourites of his.
I don't know why.
I think it's because during that, it got played on radio so much.
Out of sight.
It's a bit do-do-ed, yeah.
It's with Will.i.am, hey.
Yeah.
Okay, we've got to decide On a winner
Is it going to be
Beyonce and Sean Paul
Is it going to be
Avril Lavigne
Complicated
Is it going to be
Usher
I'm voting baby boy
Beyonce
Are you
Yeah
I really rate that song
I still remember
Did I get it way
Did I get it way wrong
Just listen to a bit of it
I'll give it to her
For Sean Paul Just think 2003 Yeah Like this was up there For 2003 I get it way wrong. Just listen to a bit of it. I'll give it to her for sure, Paul.
Just think 2003.
Yeah.
Like this was up there for 2003.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Got it.
You won birthday bagging, man.
Well done, Gary.
Choke another haggis on the barbecue, Gary.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll see you guys next week. Come on, girl, tell me how you feel.
I think about you all the time.
I see you in my dreams.
You don't know what it all means, baby.
Baby boy, how do you go to bed without my fantasy?
Come on, girl, tell me how you feel.
I think about you all the time.
Wet, wet, wet.
Free and Cleanse.
Tradie versus Lady. Right, here we are.
The last game of Tradie versus Lady for the week.
The Tradies sitting at 81 wins.
The Ladies sitting at 76.
Let's see who's got it today.
Let's meet our Lady first.
She's from Palmy.
She's 29 years old and she has webbed toes, just like a duck.
Welcome to the show.
It's Jen.
G'day, Jen. Is it all the toes or just like a duck. Welcome to the show. It's Jen. G'day, Jen.
Hi.
Is it all the toes or just certain ones?
Just the middle toe.
Oh, yeah.
That's quite common.
Fast swimmer?
Good in the pool?
Oh, I'd say so, yeah.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, nice.
Got to be good for something.
Okay, let's meet your opposition today.
He's 27.
He's from Dunedin, and he proposed to his fiancée two weeks ago. Congratulations, Brad. He's 27. He's from Dunedin and he proposed to his fiance two weeks ago.
Congratulations,
Brad.
Lovely, Brad.
How many carrots
are we talking?
Oh, I don't know.
I got off AliExpress
so it was pretty cheap.
You did not.
You did not, Brad.
I did.
Did you?
I rate that, Brad.
I rate it.
She's not listening, eh?
Because I told her
it was from Michael Hill.
No, you didn't.
I did. I did. All right not listening, eh, because I told her it's from Michael Hill. No, you didn't. I did, I did.
All right.
Good on you, Brad.
Pride of the South.
Oh, Brad.
Let's do this.
Brad, you buzzer's tradie.
Jen, you buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Good luck.
Shit, that's made my week, Brad.
Question number one.
Here we go.
I want my pink shirt back is a quote from
which iconic 2000s
teen comedy film?
Yes, Jen.
Mean Girls?
It is Mean Girls, now available
on Netflix recently.
I was going to say, now available on DVD.
Also on DVD and VHS.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
Tommy Watt is a popular fashion label.
Ladies.
Yes, Jen.
Hellfiger.
Hellfiger is correct.
She's off to a flyer.
Brad, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
What colours would you find on the German flag?
Brady.
Yes, Brad.
Black, yellow and red.
That is correct. He's on the board. Nice work. We've got a game on oury. Yes, Brad. Black, yellow and red. That is correct.
He's on the board.
Well done, Brad.
Nice work.
We've got a game on our hands.
Question number four.
New Zealand has its second lowest case numbers since the Delta outbreak began.
How many cases did we have today?
Ladies.
Yes, Jen.
Four the win.
Was it nine?
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Four.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Both very, very good today, guys.
Yeah, well done.
Jen, we've got 50 bucks for you.
And Brad, just like an AliExpress ring,
ribbed off, mate.
Oh, good job.
Nice work, guys.
Very good game today.
Bree and Clint.
If you or your partner need convincing
about why you should get an animal,
like maybe you're like, oh, do I really need one?
Or you really want one and your partner's like, no, we don't need one.
I've got some science.
We're thinking about getting a second one.
Definitely get a second.
Yeah.
As someone who has two, two is so much better than one.
Well, we just want our dog Whitney to have a friend
because then you don't feel as bad because they've got someone to keep them company.
And then if you guys break up, you can take one each.
That's horrible.
It's an insurance policy.
You don't have to do that awkward shared custody thing.
That's terrible.
Here's some science on why having a pet is good for you.
There's evidence of positive physical effects,
especially from having a dog.
Of course, you get increased fitness.
You're experiencing that at the moment.
Lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol, lower triglyceride levels and lower risk.
I've been worried about my glyceride levels.
Not you.
You're good.
And a lower chance of having a heart attack.
Did you know that the lower blood pressure is not just from walking a dog?
Your blood pressure drops immediately when you begin patting a dog.
Really?
Yeah.
You know one of my favourite things to do,
and I feel like my partner loves this,
is just like run my fingers through my dog's hair.
It's the most calming thing ever.
Your partner just goes, I remember when you used to do that to me.
Yeah, there'd be lots of hair that would be pulled out
and people wouldn't be impressed.
What about brain health?
There's evidence that having a pet changes your brain chemistry
and therefore brain function in a positive way,
not in a negative way.
Yeah.
Overall pet ownership shows benefits to children and adolescents,
emotional and cognitive, behavioural and educational
and social development.
All of it is good.
I have no idea what half of those words mean,
but I do know my dog makes me feel happy.
It's good for kids' brains to have a pet around.
I grew up with like a million animals because I grew up on a farm
and I wouldn't change it for the world.
Like it teaches you so many different lessons about life.
Responsibility.
Responsibility, caring, like to be kind.
You used to try your jokes out on them.
Yep, and that's why I couldn't be a stand-up comedian
because they wouldn't give me any laughs.
Got you accustomed to bombing on stage early.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's so good for people.
And you know what?
I reckon that's one of the big reasons why we've seen such an increase
in people getting pets in the past 18 months because of lockdown.
Totally.
But I feel like people are like,
I really need this, you know, companionship.
Yeah.
Lockdown is better with a pet.
Absolutely.
That's all the SPCA needs to say
and they will run out of cats and dogs.
It actually gives me a reason to get outside and go walking.
Older people as well,
they have proven that it can improve an older person's mental health
by providing companionship, meaning and purpose later in life,
relieving loneliness and encouraging social interaction.
You go walking with a dog, someone asks to pet your dog,
ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, instant conversation.
Nothing cuter than an older person with their animal.
They're the cutest things in the whole world.
I thought we could ask this afternoon,
how many pets have you got?
Is this all old news to you?
You're like, yeah, mate, I know.
That's why I've got 11.
Four dogs.
Yeah.
Or 11 guinea pigs.
We work with a girl here and she's got,
I'm pretty sure she's got seven dogs.
Really?
I think so.
Produce Anastasia, how many dogs does Ashley have?
Seven, right? Yeah, six probably? I think so. Producer Anastasia, how many dogs does Ashley have? Seven? Yeah, six
probably I think. Six? Yeah, but her parents
have another like seven and all
together because they're all together at the moment. Yeah, it's a lot.
Anything over two is a lot.
Anything over two is heaps. I mean, I'm not
going to lie, I've tried to get myself invited
over to their house multiple times.
Farm animals are fantastic
but for this I think we do pets
and the qualifying criteria to participate this afternoon,
they have to spend some time inside.
Yeah.
So if you have an inside Friesian cow,
then that's fine.
That can totally be part of this.
If the cow hangs out in the kitchen during brunch,
then yeah.
If it sometimes sleeps on the ottoman,
then it's good to go.
Let's see who's got the most.
0800 dial ZM. Or, 800 dials at M.
Or you can text into 9696.
Are we talking birds and goldfish?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Goldfish.
Oh, goldfish.
What about axolotls?
Yeah.
If you have to care for it, then it counts.
Okay, cool.
Okay?
Yeah.
Oh, hesitant on fish because what if someone's just got a big old tank?
Yeah.
You'll get it.
You feel the vibes, okay?
Who's got the most pets?
0800-DIALS-LIT-M
or text us on 9696.
We're asking you how many pets you've got.
There is scientific evidence
that pets make your life better.
So why not get as many as you can?
Didn't need science to tell me that.
Yeah.
I feel like anyone who has a pet goes,
ah, duh.
Ah, duh.
If you have the means to look after them, then why wouldn't you, you know?
Yeah, quite an interesting text because I mentioned, I was like,
oh, we're talking about getting a second dog in our household.
And someone said that depending on what part of Auckland you're in,
you need to get a certificate to have a second dog.
West Auckland is one dog only.
Well, lucky you live in a bougie inner city suburb then.
Do I?
I thought I lived in West.
No, you're central.
Oh, am I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we're on the cusp.
You're right on the boundary.
Just on the cusp.
Let's talk to some people and see who's got the most pets.
Serena's here.
Hi, Serena.
Happy Friday.
Hi, Serena.
Hi, how you going?
Good, thanks.
You got a heap of pets?
I do.
How many are we talking?
So I've got six cats, a newly obtained puppy, and a fish.
Goldfish.
Wow.
Six cats, a fish, and a dog?
Yep.
Whoa.
What kind of puppy did you get?
We got a bull terrier cross, and he's really crazy and psycho.
What are all the cats' names?
So I've got Spike, Zara, Meow Meow,
I love that name.
Meow Meow.
Renji, and
Minnie. Wow. Did you run out of
names when it came time to name Meow Meow?
No, because she meows
and she's a kitten. Like she'd just meow
all the time. Serena.
Hide under things and meow at you. Did you just go to
a shelter and you fell in love with the whole litter?
And you just took home the entire litter?
No, I got two of them off Facebook that were like two and a half weeks.
And then a couple of years ago, we found five kittens underneath our office.
So at one point, I had 10 cats.
And then I rehomed them, but I kept two.
How does the, we love it, by the way.
You're a fantastic person. How does the term crazy cat it, by the way. You're a fantastic person.
How does the term crazy cat lady sit with you?
Oh, totally.
I'm proud of that.
So proud that I'm a cat lady.
Yeah, and you know what?
I feel like people who have a lot of cats embrace that.
They're like, yeah, I am.
Yeah, so what?
Love my cats.
Let's talk to Danae.
Hi, Danae.
Hi, Danae.
Danae, hi.
Danae, how many pets you got?
So I have three dogs, 11 cats, and three goldfish.
Wait, that's 11?
Wow, that's a lot of animals.
Do you have any time to work?
Well, I've got siblings, so it works out quite well.
And we live on a dairy farm, so that's another bonus.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
How much do you think you spend on pet food a week?
Not that much.
Usually my mum just goes out to the pet store
and she gets one of those big bags and cuts them open in the garage
and they feed themselves.
You know what?
I love that because it sounds exactly like my upbringing on a farm.
They'll find something.
They'll figure it out.
Yeah, they'll figure it out.
Good stuff. Thank you, Darn They'll figure it out. Yeah, they'll figure it out. Good stuff.
Thank you, Darnay.
Someone on the text machine,
I can't even imagine how much hair
would be flying around this person's house.
They said, I have six dogs.
I have four Samoids, one Husky,
and one Alaskan Malamute.
Yeah, wow.
You know how hairy all those dogs are?
Yeah.
They'd be just hair.
They'd be like a snowstorm.
Flying around everywhere.
This last one, it might only be one animal, but Jen, you texted and we had to talk to you about your pet.
What have you got?
Hello, we have our pet Kuni Kuni.
And what's its name?
Chardonnay.
And where does Chardonnay, the Kuni Kuni pig, live?
She lives in the house, her favourite spot's in front of the fireplace or in the kitchen.
Jen, are you taking the piss? I wish I was. She lives in the house. Her favourite spot's in front of the fireplace or in the kitchen.
Jen, are you taking the piss?
I wish I was.
Chardonnay, the indoor cunny cunny.
What a wonderful animal.
How big?
She's a princess.
How big is Chardonnay?
41 kgs.
Oh, yeah.
And about knee height.
And is she fully grown?
No, she's six months old Jen, what are you going to do when that pig grows into what we all know pigs grow into?
She ain't going to be able to fit through the door
That's right, she's not going to be dinner, I can tell you that for sure
Yeah, right, just checking
Okay, well you and Shardona have a great weekend
There you go everybody, if you need any encouragement
Maybe an animal, maybe a coony coony pig is the right way forward for you.
Yeah, get whatever you feel like and just cuddle it all weekend.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, I don't know how this is going to work,
but news out today that there's a second season of Tiger King on the way.
Yes, I was the same. I don't really know how it's going to work either, but the new directors, there's a second season of Tiger King on the way. Yes, I was the same.
I don't really know how it's going to work either.
But the new directors, there's two new directors
teaming up with the guys that directed the first one, first series.
This is what they said.
They said that there's so much footage,
that there's so much more to the story that we can still learn about.
And, of course, everything that happened after he went to jail.
If you remember Tiger King, it was so fun in the beginning
and it took a dark, dark, dark turn towards the end.
I thought it was really quite unsettling.
But this next season, what will happen?
Well, they're going to follow him obviously being in jail,
but also the huge big bus and everything
when they went to the White House to try and have him,
you know, freed by President Trump and all that kind of thing.
So there's more to it.
So stay tuned. They missed their opportunity, eh? If any president was going to free the Tiger King, it by President Trump and all that kind of thing. So there's more to it. So stay tuned.
They missed their opportunity, eh?
If any president was going to free the Tiger King,
it was Donald Trump.
I feel like it's low on Joe Biden's priority list.
That was the only window they had.
It kind of feels like they're flogging a dead tiger
on this one.
It feels like the moment has come.
I mean, we'll wait and see.
So long as it's got the real hero of Tiger King in it,
then we'll be all good, right?
Carol Baskin killed her husband, whacked him.
And you know what? I don't think she'll be
in it. Why would she?
Why would she after
she was so
distraught after how they portrayed
her in the first one, which
under her and her husband's
understanding, it wasn't going to be like
that. And I doubt she'll
sign up for anything else. Her husband, she killed
him, fed him to tigers.
According to the song, anyway. Her new husband.
Yeah, right. There's the latest live
out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent
Dean McCarthy.
Let's talk Netflix
for a second.
I don't know if, I wonder if anyone listening is on to that new show
that's doing really well called Squid Game.
I was talking to you about it, but you haven't seen it.
No, I've been so busy with sex education.
Yeah, it's so good.
I think it's rating number one on New Zealand Netflix at the moment.
Oh, yeah.
So if you need something to watch this weekend, just a warning,
not for kids, super g moment. Oh, yeah. So if you need something to watch this weekend, just a warning, not for kids, super gory.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, quite full on.
So if you're not into that, then it's not for you.
Mate, kids have got their own Netflix tab.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true.
We don't get Wiggles.
They don't get Squid Games.
Did you know that Netflix is available in 190 countries
and every single Netflix in every different country's got a
different lineup of stuff. Yeah, right. So it's all different content. Did you know some countries
that don't have Netflix? Like who? China. Oh yeah, I can see that. Syria. Okay. And North Korea,
all don't have Netflix. Well, I wouldn't have expected North Korea to have Netflix. I don't expect them to have a lot of streaming platforms.
Yeah, but I found that quite interesting.
And this company called U-Switch decided to pretty much see which country's Netflix has
the best content.
So how do you decide what's best?
So this is how they do it.
So essentially, they mapped out all the TV series and films that are available on each country's
library and then they totaled the IMBD
scores in each library combining that with the total number
of award wins and nominations. Right, okay. And then pretty much just
So it's all stats based. It's all stats based. So there's actually some science behind it.
Anyway, you'd probably expect something like Netflix America to be on top
because they came up with it.
Yes.
No, actually, no, I wouldn't because over there they've got all the platforms.
So like HBO have their own platform and everything,
whereas in other countries not everybody is set up
so they'll just outsource it to Netflix.
So I wouldn't expect America to have
everything. They came in 29th.
Yeah, right. So they're like nowhere
near the top, which is quite interesting.
Who do you think
made the top three? New Zealand.
No.
New Zealand's not.
Something that we made a list of something.
I've got no idea.
South Korea came in third.
Wait, so North Korea has no Netflix
and South Korea has the third best Netflix in the world.
You know what's so weird is I'm pretty sure this show
I was just talking about, Squid Game, is South Korean.
Yeah, right.
Fantastic show.
Well, it wouldn't be North Korean.
No.
It got a score of 94.02.
Coming in at second place was the Czech Republic and they got a score of 97.02. Coming in at second place was the Czech Republic.
And they got a score of 97.61
overall.
And coming in for the best content
for their Netflix platform
is Japan.
Oh, really? With a score of 100.
100 out of 100?
Well, I don't know. I think it's 100 out of 100.
The country had an impressive score
where they pretty much,
the TV and the films all calculated together.
They came out on top.
Yeah, wow.
Okay.
Well, that would have helped for the, I guess our athletes were a bit busy
when they were in Tokyo, weren't they?
But I mean, if they had some downtime, a bit of Netflix, you know?
A bit of Netflix and chill.
Yeah.
But yeah, so if you want to get a VPN, I recommend Netflix Japan.
Or North Korea.
No, South Korea.
No, South Korea.
Don't try and hack into North Korea, okay?
It's not going to go well for you.
That's one place you don't want to go.
Tonight is the first Friday
that Aucklanders have been able to have takeaways for dinner
in six Fridays, six weeks.
It's the first Friday we've been able to have our Friday takeaways.
And outside of Auckland, you will have been taking that for granted by now.
You've got your takeaways back.
There's probably not even a 50-car queue at your KFC anymore.
There's nothing better than takeaways on a Friday night.
It's a treat, it's a reward, and it's a night off.
I read an article today that said you've got to bougie this stuff up.
You can't go out.
So, yeah, get your takeaways.
They've written an article about what makes a good wine match
with certain takeaways.
Oh, interesting.
What have they got?
It's a bit bougie, but we'll just run through a couple of them.
If you're getting pizza tonight, this article recommends
if it's like a spicy salami-based pizza, a Merlot is a good option.
Oh, yeah, a bit of red wine with pizza.
That seems pretty standard.
But a Chardonnay with a creamy, cheesier pizza.
Oh, yeah.
So switch it up.
I see that.
Fish and chips.
They recommend a nice, crisp Sauv Blanc with your fish and chips.
Interesting.
Thai food, like a larb, like a chicken larb or something.
They're saying to go with a Pinot Gris or a Gewurztraminer.
You know, that dessert wine.
Gewurztraminer.
Gewurztraminer.
Maybe just stick with the Pinot Gris.
If you're having a butter chicken tonight with naan bread,
a Riesling is a good option.
It's fruity and vibrant and it cuts through some of the creaminess of the butter chicken.
I feel like if I ate a butter chicken and then doused my stomach in Riesling,
that would make for a very, very definite recipe of less sick.
It's a spicy cocktail, isn't it?
Spicy sweet.
A mild butter chicken.
Extra mild.
I get New Zealand mild.
Very buttery.
I thought let's flip it, and that's all good and well,
but why don't we look at the drinks that we've already got in the fridge and see if we can do food matches for those.
So I've allocated everybody a food this afternoon,
and it's been your job to go away.
No, I've allocated you a drink.
It's been your job to go away and do the food match for it for everybody.
The drink that I've allocated myself,
I've gone home to Rotorua
and I'm having a Woodstock bourbon and cola.
It's classic.
From a can.
Beautiful.
And I've decided the perfect food match for a woody,
a crisp charcoal sausage from the barbecue
and a piece of white bread.
Delicious.
With lashings of home brand tomato sauce.
Yes.
Yum.
Has to be home brand.
Burnt Sizzler.
That's what goes well with a Woodstock.
I don't mind a burnt snag.
The drink I've allocated producer Ben
to come up with a meal for.
Ben.
Yeah.
You have a craft beer,
but it's a home brew craft beer
put together by one of your hipster friends.
Oh, well, how nice of them.
Yeah.
The food to go with that would be obviously a grazing table with meat.
Oh, a charcuterie board.
That is a good time.
Just meat, no like fruits or...
No fruits.
Any cheese on there?
Any cheese?
Maybe a little bit of cheese.
Maybe some olives.
Maybe a quince paste of some sort or something.
I love a quince.
That sounds fruity.
Okay, all right, no fruit, just meat and dairy.
I'll ruin it for you.
It is fruity.
Anastasia, the drink you've been allocated to come up with a food pair.
You have a goon sack of vodka cranberry pegged to a clothesline.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, goon.
Oh, fortune.
I would have spent all of my study link on the pegs and the goon sack.
Yes.
So I'll only be able to afford a pack of meagerings in the microwave.
Meagerings?
I can see that.
Yeah, I can see that going very well.
It'll be more of an end of night feast, not really a before the.
Oh, you're not lining the stomach? You want to get full effects of the goon sack, right? It'll be more of an end of night feast, not really a before the... Are you not lining the stomach?
You want to get full effects of the goon sack, right?
It'll be goon, the whole goon, and then the mega rings at 3am.
Yeah, right.
That sounds all too familiar.
Delightful.
Our final drink, we've looked in Bree's chilli bin
and we've found half a box of pink pals.
Oh, yeah.
But they're cold.
So, Bree, what is the food match that goes with your pink pals?
Look, I feel like you're going to start it off with your entree,
which is going to be grated cheese in a bag.
Yes, classic.
You're going to move on to your main course,
which is just a whole wheel of camembert
that you're going to eat like it's an apple.
Okay.
And then you're going to move on to your dessert,
which is about three watermelon vape pods.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
So just cheese and some vape.
So nutritious of you.
That's it.
Didn't even go menthol.
So just constipation and a head rush for dinner, is it?
Is that what we're going with?
I'm delightful, everybody.
Bon appetit.
Enjoy your first Friday in Level 3 Auckland.
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.
Yeah, to be honest, after hearing that, I am a little bit peckish.
It's time for a morale boosting request.
The clock has just ticked over 4.30.
It's a Friday and we need a song to finish another week of lockdown strong.
Lowest case numbers, second lowest case numbers since the outbreak started.
So lots to celebrate.
Which is the perfect time to really pick a song that fits that mood.
We did the Friday Jams countdown, the greatest Friday Jams of all time today.
So the theme today is what should have been number one?
What song did they miss?
What would have been your number one if you were in charge of it?
Our impartial judge today is Ashley.
Hi, Ashley.
G'day, Ash.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Oh, not bad.
It's Friday.
Happy day.
Good stuff.
Excellent.
Are you ready to get cutthroat, Ashley, with these songs?
I feel like being decisive, so yep.
Good.
No prisoners.
All we've got to do is get a list of finalists first.
If you think it goes through to the finals, say yes.
If you think it definitely shouldn't, say no.
Here you go. Finalist number
one for the morale boosting request,
Friday Jam Edition, Is It Bonkers?
Bonkers.
Not for me.
Not for you. Nah, not for me.
Really? Nah. Alright, it for me. Really? Nah.
All right, it's gone.
I'm talking number one for the Friday Jam song,
and I would never put that as number one. You wouldn't put Bonkers as your number one?
No.
Okay.
This was controversial.
Georgia didn't like it.
It didn't feature highly.
I think it should have been in the top ten.
Is Darude Sandstorm a morale booster?
I say yes.
Yeah, it's in.
Ashley?
Yeah, I reckon.
For sure.
What about Brittany?
It's iconic.
I'm putting that through.
All right, it's in.
We've had a text for us from Warren G.
This is iconic.
I don't know if it's a morale booster, though.
No, it's more mellow.
It's more mellow.
Ash, you reckon we cut that one?
No.
Strong no.
Strong no.
See, that's the decisiveness we need, Ash.
I'm in a very decisive mood. I feel like I was the right person. See, that's the decisiveness we need, Ash. I'm in a very decisive mood.
I feel like I was the right person.
Okay, good.
We're not going to vote on this one.
This one's you.
Is this song going through to the finals?
What was that?
That's a hell yes.
Alright, the Backstreet Boys are in.
Usher.
Not my Usher song But Anne Usher's song
Is Usher going through
To the finals Ashley?
I mean it's not really
A morale booster
So nah
Alright Usher's cut
Usher's cut
I like it
But I see what Ash is saying
It's not like upbeat.
It's not a happy, crappy song.
It's pretty upbeat.
Anyway, it's gone.
It's gone.
One more contender,
and I think you will have to fight Brie to the death
if you don't agree that this needs to go through,
is Shania Twain, Immoral Booster.
1,000% yes I knew you were my girl
It's him
Good, we've got a good list of finalists
It's inspirational
Our morale boost
100%
It's either going to be Duluth
Baby One More Time
The Backstreet Boys Baby One More Time.
The Backstreet Boys.
Or Shania Twain.
This is one of the best lineups we've had.
Me too.
It's solid all the way around.
Ash, you know what you're going to vote for?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Everybody together.
Three, two, one.
The winner is... Shania.
Shania Twain. Sandstorm. Yes, actually. Sh together. Three, two, one. The winner is... Shania. Darude Sandstorm.
Yes, actually.
Shania.
Yes, actually.
All right.
Well, you know what you have to do.
Ready, Ash?
Let's go, girls.
Let's go, girls.
She's got a delay in fairness.
She was strong.
Here's your morale booster.
Is it in?
Brie and Clint.
Go out tonight.
I'm here. Brie and Clint. I've been following this thread, which I your morale booster, Zed and Brie and Clint.
I've been following this thread, which I find quite amusing,
and it's something that I feel like you can't quite explain,
but everyone knows the feeling.
And it's the feeling of being embarrassed by certain things, but you don't really know why it's embarrassing.
Right.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, it just has a certain cringe factor to it.
I feel like once I give you a few examples, you'll go,
okay, I know what you're talking about.
Okay.
So this is a thread where people are, you know, adding to it
and they're, you know, trying to suggest ones that they think would fit.
So someone says something that they think is embarrassing,
you don't really know why, is asking for the price of something
and then not buying it.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, embarrassing.
Producers, I want you to vote on this.
So we're all going to vote yes or no.
Well, no, what if they tell you the price is too expensive?
I take great pride in going, oh, okay, and then putting it down and leaving.
Nah, I feel awkward as hell.
Really?
Yeah.
Right, okay.
I'll be like, you know what I find embarrassing?
Going into stores where there's no
price tags. Yeah, I know. And being like
oh my god, I'm so out of my dips. You know one time
I went into Nike and I
really liked this jacket and
someone, one of the attendants told me it was
on sale so I didn't look
and then I got to the counter and the girl's
like that's $300 and I was like
a $300 exercise chair?
You took something to the counter without knowing the price of it.
Well, she said it was in the sale rack.
Yeah.
And so I was like, oh.
And I looked at the ones like the latest season and they were like,
I think like $200.
So I assumed it was like $100.
Did you buy the jacket?
Yes.
Did you?
I felt so awkward and I've.
You'd rather spend $300 on the jacket than just go, oh, sorry, no thank you.
You know, I still have that jacket and I still have it
and I force myself to wear it because of how much it costs.
Okay, another one that people have put in.
They said yawning in public.
No, I don't find yawning in public embarrassing.
No, that's okay.
Do you?
It's okay.
No, probably not yawning.
Probably more sneezing. Coughing in public is
currently pretty embarrassing. Yeah, sneezing
and coughing is probably... Blowing your nose in public
at the moment feels like walking around with a loaded
gun. Yeah.
Someone else said saying
hi to someone at the supermarket
and then continuing to bump into
them. Oh, I hate that. The worst.
That is awkward. And you're in opposite aisles to them and you're going up and they're coming down. Yep. Oh, I hate that. The worst. That is awkward.
And you're in opposite aisles to them and you're going up
and they're coming down.
Yep.
And then you do the awkward banter where you're like,
oh, fancy seeing you again.
Oh, long time no see.
Oh, you one of those people, Clint.
Oh, you're following me, are you?
Oh, g'day again.
Oh, you're like a bad smell.
Another one people have said, and, you know,
I experience this every time I go to this sushi place
that's always super busy near work, obviously when we're not in lockdown,
and I always find it so awkward when I pay
and then I'm trying to get my stuff back into my wallet
and like get all the things together
and the person's next to me trying to obviously pay for their stuff.
If you're trying to get a receipt printed and put it back into your wallet.
Yeah, so it's trying to put your credit card and your money and stuff back into your wallet.
Yep, yep, yep.
I can relate to that one.
That's real awkward.
Someone else has said, when your dog does a poo in public and there's people nearby.
I don't have a dog.
Is that embarrassing?
Depends where it is.
I imagine bending down and picking up a warm turd is pretty embarrassing. It feels pretty degraded, I'm not going to lie
and say, you know the worst is if your dog has done a poo
on someone's kind of like front lawn. On their verge.
Yeah, and then if they see it and then you, it's the most awkward thing in the world
to try and pick it up and then you want to make sure you get it all.
It's just not a good situation, hey.
Someone else says, oh, I feel this one so bad.
When someone knocks on the bathroom door
and you have to let them know it's occupied.
I hate it.
That's the worst.
What do you say?
Someone's in here.
Someone's in here.
Now you go, Percy.
Just a minute.
Yeah, just a minute.
Just a minute. Don, just a minute. Just a minute.
Don't come in here!
And then they wait.
You're like, don't wait.
Don't wait outside the door.
Go away.
And then come back later.
I'll just wait here.
No.
What about this one?
Parking in a busy area.
The worst.
Especially if it's a parallel.
Oh, having to do a park.
It's quite stressful
Parallel parking with passengers
Quite stressful
Walking anywhere with someone
You barely know
Yep
Absolutely
Because then you have to do two things at once
You have to walk and then create
Weird you know
Surface banter.
Small talk.
There's only so much
weather chat
you can give them.
Oh, what about this one?
Running to get somewhere
in normal clothes
with a backpack on.
You and I did this experiment
the other day.
Remember we were talking
about how awkward it is
to run with a backpack
and you do that awkward shuffle
where you try and keep
your bum steady?
Where your arms
just stay straight?
Yes.
Then we just tried running normally.
It's way better.
Your backpack moves less if you just run normally.
Yeah.
It's so strange.
You just try and run like a normal person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want some more?
Yeah, go on.
Someone said when your card is declined.
Oh, that is just.
That is embarrassing.
Yeah.
You know, and then I'm the person that's always like,
then I have to explain myself and I feel like I'm being audited
and I'm like, oh, I've got a couple of accounts.
I've just got to transfer some money.
I only put a certain amount in there to try and, you know,
save more money and then I always spend it
and then they're just like, just pay me the money.
Just sort it out.
All of the stuff, please.
Yeah.
Someone says, there's so many of them, and it makes me awkward just watching,
carrying toilet paper home from the supermarket.
Anytime you buy more than 12 rolls of toilet paper, that's embarrassing.
It's just awkward, eh?
Yeah, right.
It's just awkward.
All right.
Well, you know, look, look, look.
Just, you know.
Just know.
Just lean into it.
I feel like I just wanted to let people know, all of these things,
if you feel embarrassed or awkward
so do we. Yeah, because it is
embarrassing.
Every Friday we go head to head
guessing songs. You can win 50 KFC
chicken dollars if you help your team win.
Victoria has got through first.
Hi, Victoria.
G'day, Vic.
Hi.
Whose team do you want to be on, mine or Bree's?
Um, Bree's team.
Yeah, Victoria, can I get a oh yeah?
Oh yeah.
Whoa.
Kalia.
Holy.
Kalia, it's me and you.
Can I get a hoya?
Hoya.
There we are.
We're all doing it.
Whoa, the girls are on.
I'm so loving it, Victoria.
Anastasia runs the game.
Anastasia, can we get a hoya?
Hoya.
Nailed it.
Thanks, guys.
Nailed it.
I can't believe it.
You're the only one in the room.
Can we get a Hiya
I'm too busy sorry
Get out of it
Oh that was embarrassing
Anyways
This week's theme
Oh you guys know
How the game works right
Yeah
Awesome
This week's theme
Is going to be
Famous trio musicians
Or three person bands
Musical threesomes
Yes musical threesomes
Like we did for Morale Boosting Song Request.
Okay, I do love threesomes.
All right, go.
Do you?
Oh, yeah.
And with that, we're going to go into our first round.
Bray and Clint will play a round,
and then the girls will play the next round.
Let's hear song number one.
Clint.
I'm getting a bit to Clint this time.
I know what it is, too.
Green Day, American Idiot.
Well done.
Come on, Vic.
Come on, Vic.
There's us, Carly.
We're on the board early.
It's a tight game at the moment.
We'll never come back from that.
Girls, are you ready?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Let's hear song number two.
Kalia.
Kalia. Kalia.
What do we reckon?
Jonas Brothers, Burning Out.
Victoria.
Oh, no.
We need to bring it here, mate.
All right, we've got two points to Clinton, Kalia.
Let's hear song number three.
That's one to Brie
That is Destiny's Child
Bootylicious
Did you almost say Independent Woman?
Nah
No? Okay
I was onto it that time
Usually I'm not
You're on a comeback mission
I like it
Victoria
Are you ready to win this round?
I'm gonna try
Kalia you get this one.
You win the game.
No.
All right, girls.
Let's hear song number four.
Kalia.
What do we reckon?
TLC, Waterfall.
You're on fire, girl.
Ice cold. You didn't fire, girl. Ice cold.
You didn't drop a round.
Hey, well done.
Congratulations, Kalia.
You've just won 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, thank you.
You're very welcome.
Not our week, Victoria.
Can I still get a...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Friday.
Still got those spirits up.
I love it.
Brie and Clint.
It's time for Friday Okie.
And now it's time for Br Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie.
My favourite time of the week
It's good
When I embarrass myself on national radio
With my good mate Clint
The last two weeks have been spent
By you guys voting for the greatest Friday Jam of all time
Today Georgia counted down a hundred of them
And according to you
The greatest Friday Jam is Eminem's Lose Yourself
So to celebrate we're going to sing it Slash rap Slash you the greatest Friday jam is Eminem's Lose Yourself.
So to celebrate we're going to sing it.
Slash rap. Slash
try to awkwardly rap. Slash
slay. Slay
all day. Slay all day
baby. Boots back bareback
baby. What you're going to hear is the
result of 15 minutes spent with
an audio professional
who makes us sound as good as possible.
After that, you're going to vote on who did
the best one. I'll go first because I picked
the song and I would just like you to know
that what you're about to hear, for my
one, is a one take wonder.
It's unedited.
There are some fumbles in it,
but there is no editing in
this.
I guess you could call it a freestyle.
It's not a freestyle.
I read it off the paper.
But you also, yeah, didn't write the lyrics either.
Yeah, I didn't write them either.
Nah.
But hey, good on you.
I'm keen to hear this one take wonder.
Here it comes.
This is my Eminem for Friday O'Keefe.
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth but the words won't come
out He's joking, how?
Everybody's joking now The clock's run out
Time's up, over, blow Snap back to reality
Ohp, there goes gravity, ope, there goes rabbit
He chokes, he's so mad but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it, he knows, his whole specs and these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home
That's when it's back to the lab again, yo
His whole rhapsody, better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment you own it
You better never let it go
You only get one shot
Do not miss your chance to bowl
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
Yo
Very good
You didn't think you'd get any whiter than Eminem, did you?
You know what was so weird is that
I said to producer Ben when I was doing this
I was like, I've never felt so white.
Very good, mate.
Lucky we weren't doing Dr. Dre.
Give you a clap for that.
You ready to do this?
I don't think so, but we're here.
That's what it's all about.
Let's give it a crack, shall we?
Yeah.
Drop us an MC, Bree.
No, don't make me do that.
Go on.
No.
No, don't. Drop us an MC, Bee N No, don't make me do that. Go on. No. No, don't.
Drop us an MC, Bee Nuzzle.
Here she comes.
This is Bree's Friday Oaky.
Look at me.
If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment,
would you capture it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs.
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down.
The whole crowd, oh so loud.
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over plow
Snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes rabbit
He choked, he's so mad
But he won't give up that easy
No he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant He knows when whole back's to these ropes. It don't matter. He's dope. He knows that, but he's broke. He's so stagnant.
He knows when he goes back to his mobile
home, that's when it's back to the lab
again, yo. This whole rhapsody better
go catch at this moment and hope it don't
pass. You better lose yourself in the music
the moment you own it. You better
never let it go. Ho, you only
get one shot to not miss your chance
to blow. This opportunity comes
once in a lifetime, yo.
Damn.
Outback Eminem.
If you ever thought, what would Eminem sound like if he grew up in Conungra in Australia?
There it is.
One of those was the greatest version of the greatest Friday jam of all time.
And we would love you to vote this afternoon.
We would love your votes.
And if you want to make one
you can call us
0800 DIAL ZM.
You can also provide
any feedback you'd like
on the text machine
on 9696.
Yep, it will get read out.
Someone just texted in
and said,
was that Brie
or was that Mum and I rapping?
You know what?
I will take that
as a compliment.
I hope I return
into half the woman
my mum is.
We're looking for five votes
on 0800 DIALLS.NM.
Be the person who decides the winner of Friday Oki this week.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oki's on.
Friday Oki.
Like we said before, you didn't think Eminem could get any whiter
until we came along this week
to celebrate the greatest Friday jam of all time.
I didn't lose yourself yourself that sounds like this.
Which is very good.
Very good.
Did you say, are you like...
It was very good.
Big nodding yourself.
It was very good.
And bring in one that was also very good. And Brett did one that was also very good.
That was very good.
That was very good.
People are hating me because I sound Australian.
They're like, your accent is young.
It was Kath and Kim do Eminem.
Let's get some votes in.
Five people will decide the winner of Friday Oki this week,
and we'll start with Mila.
Kia ora, Mila.
Hi, Mila.
Kia ora.
Kia ora.
How are you?
Good, thanks, Mila.
Who are you voting for this afternoon?
I'm going to have to ask my car who's going to tell you to vote.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, ready?
Yeah.
Quite hard to hear.
I think they're saying Brie.
Are they saying Brie?
I think they said Clint.
They said Clint.
Oh, did they?
Yeah, right, right.
We'll take that.
Thank you, Mila and Co.
We appreciate the vote.
Let's talk to Hayden.
Hi, Hayden.
Hi, Hayden.
Hi.
How are you?
Um, hello.
Hayden, tell us, who do you want to vote for?
Um, Clint.
Clint.
Was that?
It was Clint.
Was it?
I'm not sure.
All right, we're having a couple of phone issues this afternoon.
Geez, the people who have voted in Friday Oaky this afternoon,
none of them were even born when the song came out.
But maybe they don't know what the original sounds like.
Maybe that's what's helping us through.
Shim's here.
Kia ora, Shim.
G'day, Shim. Kia ora, Shim. G'day, Shim.
Kia ora, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
I'm good.
What are your thoughts this week, Shim?
Oh, well, three, it was good, but I'm sorry.
I'm going to have to go off the guy that gave it one shot.
One opportunity.
All right, Shim.
No, this can't.
It's not going to be 5-0 again.
It's not going to be 5-0 again. It's not going to be 5-0 again.
I've endured a lot of 5-0s.
It's all right.
Jo, who's your vote for on Friday Oaky?
Hi, guys.
We're voting for Clint.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
You're adorable.
It's going to be a down trowel again.
One last one.
Karen's here.
Hi, Karen.
Hi, Karen.
Hi.
Hi.
Can I speak to the manager?
Yes, you can speak. You're on with the manager now. You're on. What's here. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi. Hi. Can I speak to the manager? Yes, you can speak.
You're on with the manager now.
You're on.
What's your complaint, Karen?
Oh, Brie,
you're my complaint.
One,
one.
Who are you,
who's your vote for?
One.
All right,
there we go.
Let's go.
Jeez.
Yeah, that's a bad week for me.
Maybe you need to get some singing lessons or something.
I think I need to hide my accent.
People are like, get rid of your horrific accent and maybe we'll vote.
Well, you really accentuated it this week, didn't you?
No, that's just my accent.
I can't hide it.
True blue Aussie.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. True blue Aussie. Bree and Clint.
Birthday banger.
A is my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, here we go.
Birthday banger for a Friday.
Three people's birthdays.
What was number one on their 16th?
And we'll play our favourite one.
We'll start with Ashley.
Kia ora, Ashley.
G'day, Ash.
Hi.
Oh.
What's wrong, Ash?
Hello.
Hello.
You all right?
You sound a bit down buzzed.
You okay?
No, I'm good.
You all good?
Or have you had a hell of a week?
Not really, no.
I just had a baby.
Oh, okay.
Wait, you had a baby this week?
Oh, my God.
So you've had a hell of a week So you've had a hell of a week.
You've had a hell of a week.
That's amazing.
Congratulations.
Is it a first one, second one, third one?
My third one.
Oh, amazing.
What did you call it?
His name is Remy.
Remy, beautiful.
I love that.
That's very cute.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
Fourth of the 10th, 1986.
All right, Ash, you were 16 in 2002.
And on the 4th of October, your 16th birthday,
this was top of the chart.
Sugar babes.
Atomic Hedda.
Fun fact for you, Ashley. This song, when At Tommet Kitten filmed the video clip for it,
the music clip, one of them was heavily pregnant.
Oh, really?
Yeah, if you go back and watch it, they try and hide it,
but I reckon she's like 38 weeks.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, the tide was very high.
Okay, wait there, Ash.
We'll do a birthday banger for Jennifer.
Kia ora, Jennifer. G'day, Jen. Hi. How's high. Okay, wait there, Ash. We'll do a birthday banger for Jennifer. Kia ora, Jennifer.
G'day, Jen.
Hi.
How's your week been, Jen?
Busy.
Oh, same here.
Busy, busy.
I know.
There's so much going on.
Adulting, hey.
They don't tell you how bloody hard adulting is sometimes.
I know.
They just bring you into the world and then expect you to do everything for yourself.
And turns out you've got to make dinner every single night.
I know.
Rubbish.
And you've got to wash your sheets once a week.
Yeah, it's bloody BS.
Hard work.
Hard work.
What's your birthday, Gin?
30th of April, 1995.
All right, Jennifer, you were 16 in 2011.
And on the 30th of April in 2011, this had a number one hit.
The richest woman in music, Riri S&M.
Queen Riri.
Yeah, Queen Riri.
She got number two on the Friday Jams countdown this afternoon.
With Umbrella.
And you get S&M.
Do you like that, Jen?
Yeah, it's not my favourite, but I'll take it.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
I can't take it.
I think it's up there.
It's a solid birthday banger.
You should take it. It's good.
We'll do one more for John.
Kia ora, John.
G'day, big John.
How are you, mate?
You all right?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, very good.
Very good.
What would you rate your week out of 10?
It's been pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll give it a solid eight.
Oh, eight's pretty good. You'll take eight? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty happy. Let's see give it a solid eight. Oh, eight's pretty good.
You'll take eight?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, pretty good.
Pretty happy.
Let's see if your birthday bangers are nine.
What's your birthday?
You've got to go a bit further back for my one.
5th of September, 1972.
These are the ones we love, John.
You were 16 in 1988.
And on the 5th of September, back in the late 80s,
this had a number one hit.
Brilliant.
Wow, they're meant to be coming here, I think this year.
Yeah, November.
November.
Not going to lie, one of my favourites, that song, John.
Hell yeah.
It is a tune and a half.
Are you going to the show?
Oh, I wish.
No, I haven't got tickets, unless you're shouting me.
Well, ZM hasn't been given a Guns N' Roses allocation,
believe it or not.
Yeah, I think that's a mistake.
We weren't at the top of the list.
I feel like they just maybe got lost in the mail.
I'm going to vote for your birthday banger, though, John.
I'm going to say that you should win today.
I'm going...
Nice one.
John, as if a country girl from Queensland, Australia,
isn't voting for Sweet Child of Mine.
Beautiful.
You've done it, John.
Congratulations, you just won birthday banger.
Thanks very much.
No worries.
Oh, I don't think we've ever played this before in birthday banger.
We've never played Guns N' Roses.
Guns N' Roses.
I normally veto it.
Guns N' Roses.
But for some reason it's got the mood, it's got the vibe today.
It always has the vibe, mate.
You've just got to be in the right headspace.
Here you go.
The winner of Birthday Banger is sweet child of mine,
Bree and Clint.
Zed him.
Bree and Clint.
Look, if you're on the hunt for something to watch tonight,
then this might help you out.
It's a list where a company have analysed search volumes
of the top trending Netflix titles in multiple countries.
So pretty much what...
What everyone's watching.
What are people watching the most from all over the world?
It's quite interesting too.
So essentially they have taken
all of the different titles
and then they have put into
categories essentially
the number of countries with top searches
for each show. Okay, sure.
So let's start. I'll just
kick off from number five, shall we?
Yep. I'm keen to know if I've
seen all of these.
Actually, I'll just give you the ten that I've got here.
Okay, cool.
These are the ten most watched Netflix shows this year.
Yes, this year for 2021.
So on the list is a show called El Chapo.
Oh.
I haven't watched it.
Haven't watched it.
No.
Haven't watched that. But it's in the top ten.
It's in the top ten.
Probably worth a look.
Okay.
Also in the top is a show called Death Note.
No, I haven't watched Death Note.
Have you watched Death Note?
No.
I haven't seen it.
Okay.
But it's in the top 10.
It must be good.
What about Cobra Kai?
Oh, okay.
Is that the...
So Cobra Kai is the spin-off.
Karate Kid spin-off.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen the trailer.
I haven't seen it, but I've heard from
friends of mine who are
40 that it is
quite good. But I haven't seen it.
It was a little bit before my time, but I've heard that it's very
good. What about a show called
Ultraman?
No, I haven't seen Ultraman. I haven't seen it either.
Okay, but it's in the top ten. I feel like there's
quite a few coming up which we will have
seen. Surely we've seen the top five. What about Schitt's Creek? Oh, yeah. That's in the top ten. I feel like there's quite a few coming up which we will have seen. Surely we've seen the top five.
What about Schitt's Creek?
Oh, yeah.
That's getting up there now.
Is that still in the top ten?
I guess they won all those awards earlier this year,
so everyone's going back and binging it.
Yeah, Schitt's Creek.
It's such a good watch.
Coming in at number six, my mum will be stoked with this
because the amount of times she's told me to watch this bloody show, I tell you.
A show called Outlander.
Oh, okay.
My mum raves about this.
I don't think Outlander's on Netflix in New Zealand.
I think it's on Neon.
Yeah, I think it's on Neon too, actually.
It's definitely on one of them.
It's Vikings?
Is it Vikings?
Vikings, yeah.
My mum said, oh, tell all your girlfriends about it.
It's very good on the eyes. Oh, right. So it's a bit of? Vikings, yeah. My mum said, oh, tell all your girlfriends about it. It's very good on the eyes.
Oh, right.
So it's a bit of, hello.
Good looking Viking men.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
A show that comes in at number five is a show called Enola Holmes.
Oh, okay.
Enola Holmes is the, it's a movie, I thought.
It's the story of Sherlock Holmes' sister, And she's played by Eleven from Stranger Things
Right
It could be a show
I mean it says it's a show
I don't know though
Anyway coming in at number four
I'm sure you would have heard of all these shows
Can I just say
We haven't seen any of these shows so far
I've seen Schitt's Creek
Oh yeah Schitt's Creek
Yeah okay
And I've watched one episode of Outlander with my mum
But these ones
Okay number four This is the good shit This is what mum. But these ones. Okay, number four.
This is the good shit.
This is what you need to be watching.
And there's a latest season that has just dropped of this,
so it'll be on everyone's minds.
Sex Education.
Oh.
Comes in.
Sex Education is fantastic.
And not just because it has Gillian Anderson from the X-Files in it.
Yeah.
It's so well cast and so well styled.
It's a great show.
So that's in the top four.
Coming in at number three, Kiwi Boy in this show, Riverdale.
Oh, still up there.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
High up there, actually.
Go KJ Upper.
It's got double the amount of top country searches than Sex Education does.
Yeah, sweet.
Good.
Coming in at number two, still Stranger Things.
Really?
Yeah. Really? Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
There hasn't been a new season of that for like two years.
It's 15 top searches.
Yeah, so 15 different countries had that as its top search.
Okay.
Well, I've seen that and it is good.
Yeah.
And the show that has come out on top for 2021,
the most watched show on Netflix from around the world,
Peaky Blinders.
Bloody love Peaky Blinders.
Bloody love Peaky Blinders.
So it did amazing.
It's a bit gory, but it's a great show.
Yeah.
So there you go.
If you haven't seen any of those,
because Clint and I haven't seen a bunch of them,
there's a few suggestions for your weekend.
Enough to keep you busy for a bit.