ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th September 2024
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in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint.
Hey everybody, Brie just tried to karate chop a piece of laminate flooring and we think she might have broken her hand.
I think I've broken my hand, all my wrists.
It's the most dude bro thing I've seen you do.
There's some flooring samples here
for something completely unrelated.
And Brie, Claudia was like, I'm going to take these home
and make an art installation out of them.
And Brie goes, no man, let me karate chop one.
I really...
Did you not expect?
I really believed.
Yeah.
Look how red it is.
I really believed I could do it.
And I haven't seen Karate Kid, but I think that's half of it, right?
Believing that you can do it. It's all up here.
And now the pain's all in here.
You went with the floppy bit of the hand.
I think you've got to use the butt of the hand.
Yeah, I went straight wrist.
Yeah.
It sounded bad.
And I hit Claudia
in the process. Claudia took the full
impact as well. Are you okay, Claudia?
I really thought you were going to break it, so I was holding it
really tight, but my wrist was kind of bent to
have my palm bracing it
to bend my hand back, but I'm fine.
Well, ACC, if you're listening,
I have a feeling
a claim's on the way.
We can do a twofer.
How did your accident happen?
Karate chop.
Karate chop gone wrong.
I really feel like I've been maturing and getting smarter
and then I go and do something like that.
Big show on the way.
It's a Taylor Tuesday.
Listen to me carefully, everybody.
I'm about to unblock the phone lines,
but not for the Taylor Swift competition, okay?
I'll do you a deal.
Do you a deal.
We'll play a Taylor Swift song in three songs time.
Yes.
But not right now.
We need some clear air to play tradie versus lady.
So we need a lady and a tradie who want to play with us
to call 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM
when I unblock these phones now.
If you're calling for Taylor Swift right now,
we'll block your number.
I know you're excited.
We won't, but we will threaten that we will.
We can do it.
Let's just check if people have got the message.
Hello, ZM.
Hello.
Hello, are you there?
Oh, no way.
Oh, my God.
Do I get through?
What are you calling for? Anything. Literally just trying to get through. Oh, are you there? Oh, no way. Oh, my God. Do I get through? What are you calling for?
Anything.
Literally just trying to get through.
Oh, okay.
She's smart.
She's good.
Yeah, here's your bits.
She's smart.
Wait there.
Wait there.
Wait there.
Producers will talk to you.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Oh, $800 at M.
Yes.
$50 cash is what we're playing for right now.
Don't call for the Taylor Swift stuff yet.
We've told you, three songs.
There's only four points in, tradie versus lady.
The ladies are still up.
If you're keen to play, let's go.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we go.
The tradies and the ladies
Like Clint said earlier, not much in it
78 to the tradies
Ladies are on 82
Let's go to our lady first, she's calling from
She's 27 years old
And she owns her own small business
Welcome to the show, Amy
Hi Amy
Give it a shout out Amy
Hey
A shout out? Amy. Hey.
A shout out?
Yeah, your business.
What's your small business's name?
Who are you going to shout out? Who are you shouting out?
I'm like, oh.
Hey, it's Amy here.
I want to say hi to Teresa.
Yeah.
What's your business, Amy?
It's Illuminate Aesthetics.
Nice.
Oh, cool.
Fun fact, Amy, did you know Treasure Island was filmed there
in your little town earlier this year?
I did not, actually.
Ooh, we got away with it.
Secret.
I did know that we did the lion in the wardrobe.
I forget its name, Narnia.
Yes, Narnia.
Cathedral Cove.
Crazy they filmed Treasure Island there
and you didn't see Bree at the Foursquare
buying vape pods.
Oh, no.
I would have just missed her, probably.
Yeah, you would have just missed her.
I was at Smitty's, though,
for karaoke night on Thursdays.
Am I right, Amy?
You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch today.
They're 31 years old
and they're ripping the tradies for their partner,
who's a builder.
Welcome to the show, Holly.
Hi, Holly.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
So your partner's a builder, did you say?
Does that come in handy?
Well, you know, they never really do anything you want them to do.
I have heard the rumours.
But they don't want to work on the weekend or something.
The rumours are not rumours.
They're true.
They're true, yeah.
There you go.
All right.
Holly, your buzzers,
Trady. Now, let's go with names today. Actually, it's going to be easier. Holly, Amy,
those are your buzzers. First to three wins
the game. Good luck. Here we go, guys.
Question number one. Which Aussie singer
had a huge hit with
the song Padam Padam last
year? Holly? Yes,
Holly. Kylie Minogue? Kylie
Minogue.
Banger. Banger.
Banger. Absolute tune. Ross Boss said we weren't allowed
to play it because we had to make more room for Taylor Swift. Wizard Kylie
is an icon. He goes, nah, more Taylor. More Taylor. But it's an absolute
tune. Well done, Holly. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which famous
actress appears in Sabrina Carpenter's Taste music video?
Is it Emma Watson, Emma Roberts or Jenna Ortega?
Amy.
Yes, Amy.
Jenna Ortega.
Nice work.
Well done.
We're all tied up.
One apiece here.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
It's her day today.
Holly.
Taylor Swift.
It is Taylor Swift. It's not the Taylor Swift song, so don't call now.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one, Amy, to stay in it.
Question number four.
What's...
Oh, no.
Who do we lose?
I'm here, Holly.
Holly.
Oh, Holly's there.
Holly, you just won by default.
Congratulations.
Oh.
Let's see if she would have got it What spooky occasion is coming up in October, Holly?
Halloween
She would have got it anyway
Congratulations
We've got 50 bucks coming your way
That's a win for the tradies
There are only three behind
Well done, Holly, well done
I saw this story about this 17-year-old kid
Who apparently refused,
refused to cut his hair for years.
17?
17.
Yeah.
And his hair looked terrible.
Did it?
It was like, you know where they like comb it from the middle
and then it kind of goes all the way down and then it flicks at the end?
Oh, like a...
Kind of like a mop.
Yeah, a mop. Yeah, a mop.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Horrendous.
Some people pull it off, not him?
It was just real ratty and it looked like it needed a cut.
Yeah.
And apparently his parents had asked him over and over and over again
and it wasn't until they bribed him with something
that he went and got his hair cut.
Take a listen.
I don't like cutting my hair,
but my family decided they wanted to
have to buy me with a PS5.
So you're going to get a PS5 with this cut?
Yes, pretty much.
How old are you, bro?
I'm 17.
You're 17?
Dang.
You don't like getting your hair cut?
You don't want to look fresh for the girls?
I knew it was going to be a PS5.
I knew.
Sign me up.
I'd cut my hair in a second.
Kid's smart because he knows it's the only bargaining chip that he's got.
Because as a 17-year-old, there's not much that you have that your parents want.
There's, in his case, looking your parents, sorting your parents out,
tidying your room.
Wearing deodorant.
Wearing deodorant and getting good grades.
Having a shower regularly.
Okay, there's a few things, yeah.
And if you're willing to hold out on them, you can get what you want.
Oh, there is.
I would do a lot of things for a PS5.
Like a lot of things.
Imagine a 17-year-old.
Who's not getting a haircut for a PS5?
That's easy money.
That's easy money.
Yeah, yeah.
Every 17-year-old would be getting a haircut for a PS5.
I feel like the parents have blown their load too early with the PS5 too.
There's nowhere to go from there.
There's nowhere to go.
And he knows the game now.
Like a car is the only place to go.
But that's way, way, way more expensive.
Yeah.
Did your parents ever bribe you?
He's like 32 and they're like, we need you to move out of home.
And he's like, well, buy me a house.
Yep.
You know the deal. Buy me a house. Bought me that PS5. You bought me of home. And he's like, well, buy me a house. Yep. You know the deal.
Buy me a house.
Bought me that PS5.
You bought me the car.
Now it's a house.
Now I need a house.
Did your parents bribe you?
My mum offered me, oh, this is going to carbon date me when I say this out loud.
A Tamagotchi?
Worse.
My mum said if I got.
Tech decks.
Worse.
My mum said if I got into the Accelerate class, and this is because I wanted it too.
I was a real nerd. If I got into the Accelerate class, which is like the top achieving
class at school, she said, what do you
want? I said, I want a pager.
I want a pager from
Dick Smith. An absolute nerd.
Absolute nerd. I got into the Accelerate
class. Who wanted a pager?
We didn't get around to getting it and the next
year, cell phones became accessible. And I was like, oh, if I get into the Accelerate class. Who wanted a pager as a kid? We didn't get around to getting it, and the next year, cell phones became accessible.
And I was like, oh, if I get into the Accelerate class again,
do you reckon you could upgrade it to a cell phone?
They're like, nope.
Why would any teenager want a pager?
It's weird.
You know why I wanted it?
Because the doctors on Shortland Street had them.
That's why I wanted one.
And were you a doctor?
No, but...
No.
Makes no sense.
Makes no sense at all. Did your parents bribe you? 100%. I'm a kid that lived, but no. Makes no sense. Makes no sense at all. Did your parents
bribe you? 100%. I'm a
kid that lived on a farm. My
dad bribed me
with a motorbike. Damn.
For years.
So for years, I reckon
a good six years.
He promised
to get me a motorbike for six years.
Yeah. If you did what?
Oh, I did work on the farm with him that he never paid me for
because he said, oh, we should get you a motorbike.
I did all kinds of jobs for him.
Oh, he used to bribe me with a motorbike
because he used to coach our soccer team.
Oh, yeah, do a bit of soccer, you can have a motorbike.
If you score three goals in this game, you get your motorbike.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, all kinds of things.
And then my mum also bribed me, but it was with animals.
Okay.
Because I was animal obsessed.
I still am.
And so I really, really wanted a family of ducks.
Okay.
I really badly wanted a family of ducks.
Yeah.
And my mum bribed me, bribed me with the ducks.
Where do you get a family of ducks?
Oh, you just go down to the local creek.
Scoop them up.
Get some ducks from the local creek.
Did you ever get your motorbike or family of ducks?
I did.
I got my motorbike like six years later.
Did you?
Yeah.
So I would have been like 12
and I'd been begging for it since I was six, no lie.
And then my ducks, it only took about a year.
To get your ducks in a row?
Got my ducks in a row.
Perfect.
0800 DALES.
Text 9696.
We want to know the thing that your parents bribed you with.
What did you ask for?
What did they offer up?
Did it work?
Yeah.
What's the thing that you got bribed with?
Maybe you're in the midst of a bribe right now.
Right now.
Bree and Clint.
Bribes given, bribes received for things that you should have just been doing as a child,
but your parents had to bribe you.
Correct.
Someone texted through and said, I bribed my 22-year-old daughter with $50 for every
month she could go without vaping.
She took on the challenge for the money and then realised she likes how she feels since
quitting vaping.
So it was remained vape free and I had never paid her a cent.
She's almost 24 now and is still vape free and I still have a full wallet.
Isn't that the best outcome?
That's awesome.
Everyone wins.
Yeah.
Everyone wins in that situation.
We were talking about the 17-year-old who had to be bribed with a PS5 to cut his hair.
Yes.
And someone has texted in, thanks a lot, guys, for saying that on air about not getting a haircut unless he got a PS5.
My five-year-old just said to me, I'm not getting a haircut till you buy me a PS5.
Well, looks like you're going to have a man bun.
Yeah.
And we've given you a simple solution.
Yeah.
PS5. PS5. Yeah. You know what you have to do bun. Yeah. And we've given you a simple solution. Yeah. PS5. PS5.
Yeah. You know what you have to do.
PS5. PS5.
They've got the PS5 slim now.
Yeah. Once you give the PS5 too,
you're in charge of the controllers. And then
any time you need something done, another haircut,
something like that. The bribe keeps on
giving. It's the bribe that keeps on giving, yeah.
Yes. You can control your child.
Outlay a crazy amount of money first. But then when you've got it, good to go. What's your bribe that keeps on giving, yeah. Yes, you can control your child. You just have to outlay a crazy amount of money first,
but then when you've got it, good to go.
What's your bribe?
Let's talk to Isaac.
Hey, Isaac.
Hi, Isaac.
Hi there.
Did you get bribed?
Yeah, I got bribed.
I got bribed if I, well, for one, if I did house tours.
Yes, of course.
And then the other one was, well, I did dancing competitions,
so if I won a dance competition, they bribed me with V-Bucks one was, well, I did dancing competitions. So, like, I won a dance competition.
They bribed me with V-Bucks for, like, Fortnite.
Oh, V-Bucks.
Oh, V-Bucks.
V-Bucks.
How much would you get for a win, Isaac?
Oh, well, you wouldn't win any money for winning,
but I guess I won V-Bucks.
Yeah, but how much V-Bucks would they give you for a win?
Oh, about, like, 40 bucks worth.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, decent.
Not bad.
Okay, thanks, Isaac.
Someone said,
I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
when I was nine.
I refused to do my injections
and my mum told me
she'd buy me my first Big Mac
if I did it.
Hell yeah.
That's good.
That's a good bribe.
Yeah, I like that.
Someone else said,
my bribe was that
I really wanted snowboarding lessons
but didn't want to pay for it.
I came from a family of skiers, so I used to do ski races.
Mother said if I came in top 10,
she would pay for my snowboarding lessons.
I came in 11th and I never got them.
Oh!
That's gutting.
My kids have been told by their great-grandparents
that if they become a doctor when they're adults,
they'll give them a car.
That's good from the great grandparents
because there's no guarantee they'll still be alive
to have to follow through with the bribe.
Yeah, that's a great bribe.
Those dumb kids might become a doctor for nothing.
For no reason.
They said the only reason I did 10 years of study
was to get a car.
Now I'm a stupid doctor.
Amy's here.
Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hey, guys.
How are you this afternoon?
Good, thank you, mate.
What did your parents bribe you with?
So when I was seven, I was a flower girl for my dad's best friend's wedding.
And he said to me, if I got up and did this speech about one night Harry got drunk and
rode my tricycle home, they'd take me to Orana Park.
They never took me, but I gave them that much grief that they took me for my 21st birthday.
You're kidding.
So eventually he had to make good.
Yeah, it was 13 years later though.
How old are you now, Amy?
Oh, yeah, I'm old now, 31.
I was going to say, is a Rana Park still good?
Yeah, Rana Park's still good.
We actually took my daughter there last year.
Do they still put you in the cage trailer
and drive you out into the lion enclosure?
I'm not actually sure.
We didn't do that.
We might have scared a two-year-old a little bit.
What did you make your daughter do
that she got to go to a round of parks?
Good question, Brie.
You don't just give a name to a round of parks.
I'm a two-year-old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's brilliant.
Thanks, Amy.
We appreciate it.
I use my son's PS5 to win every argument,
to get every job done in the house,
and for punishment as well.
It works a treat.
PS5.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Maybe you should receive a PS5 from the government
when your child is born so that we can...
It's a subsidy.
Yeah, so we can raise obedient children.
Yep, it's a good idea.
Yeah.
Someone else texted through and said,
when I was 12, my parents bribed me with an iPhone 6 to play netball because I was tall.
Oh, she's going to be in the silver ferns one day.
Know yourself, know your worth, get your bribes, everybody.
Bree and Clint.
I have had a big package arrive, and I thought I'd bring it in.
It's quite long.
To open with you.
I think this is the thing that I talked to you guys about last week.
Awkward if it's something else you've ordered, and then you open it on air.
Awkward if it's like a metre long.
Yeah.
Something candy.
I don't really buy that kind of stuff, though. What something candy. I don't really buy that kind of
stuff though. What do you mean you don't
really buy that kind of stuff?
I don't buy that stuff. Have you got an account
at Wild Secrets do you?
That would be my Wild Secret.
Have you ever bought something from Wild Secrets?
No.
Look at me. I'm a vanilla man with a moustache.
I think I'm buying things from Wild Secrets.
The moustache says different. This is more exciting than anything they sell at Wild Secrets. If it is vanilla man with a mustache. I think I'm buying things from Wild Secrets. The mustache says different. This is more exciting
than anything they sell at Wild Secrets.
If it is what I think it is.
If it is what I think it is.
Ah, it is!
It's my flamethrower.
Look.
It arrived.
That is utterly
terrifying. Okay, there's a small bit of
assembly. I've got to attach the hose to the...
How is that going to throw flames?
There's no gas bottle or anything.
So this, you attach to your barbecue gas bottle,
to the LPG bottle, which means it's portable.
You're attaching that to the gay community.
The LGBTQI plus bottle.
Yeah.
And then this here ignites the...
That's for igniting the,
and then that there is the trigger.
So wait, so you attach it just to the barbecue bottle.
Yeah.
How long does it take to, I wonder how much flame it gives you.
Great question.
There's a little knob here that you can increase the flame. What, why?
And decrease the flame.
Do you know the crazy, oh, no, you've got a question.
Why did you buy a flamethrower?
For everyone listening that may have not heard the first time we talked about it.
For gardening.
For weeds.
For, like, weeds that grow through cobblestones.
But I saw another application for it that you can actually use these
to strip paint off, like off the side of your house?
I would suggest not
putting a flamethrower to
the side of your house.
But that's just me.
In terms of safety, I think just stick to
your weeds and stuff. Do you know the crazy thing
about these?
How much would you pay for a flamethrower?
I feel like I'd
want to pay a bit knowing
that it's safety checked.
That's a good consideration. This was
75 bucks from Dick Smith.
75 dollars!
I didn't bring the gas bottle
and Ella's quite disappointed that I didn't bring the gas bottle
in to try it at work. But I feel like that's
like... Next level.
I feel like that's like go to HR Yeah, I feel like that's like go to
HR type situation if you actually bring it.
We wouldn't have dobbed. We're literally fine.
If you didn't take my eyebrows off, I wouldn't have dobbed.
Really? Yeah. Can I come
in and try it? Mate, I
bought a taser into work one day.
Oh yeah, that's right. We bought their black market
taser in LA. We were in LA
though, so I could argue it was legal.
Those are different rules. It was legal. Can I touch it? We bought CBD and taser in LA. We were in LA though, so I could argue it was legal. Those are different rules.
It was legal.
Can I touch it?
We bought CBD and tasers.
Yeah, CBD.
Yeah, that's what it was. If you're quick, you can come in here and you can touch it now.
Yeah, impressive.
I'm quite happy with this.
Give me, give me, give me.
Here you go.
I have a question.
Say hello to my little friend.
Question, does your wife know about this?
No, that's why I got it delivered to work.
But she will be happy.
She?
Nah.
She'll be happy if the gardening is done.
She is going to ban this in three seconds.
Jesus, I think I banned Ella from it.
She's gone off the rick there.
Yeah.
This is so cool.
Are you right there?
God, we're about to have an Alicia Keys moment in here.
This girl is on fire.
Starting spot.
It is free and clear.
I only want to be with you.
You can call me your fool.
I only want to be with you. No one has more tickets to see Hootie and the Blowfish live
than ZM right here on the Brian Clint Show.
When you hear a Hootie song, be the first to call 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We're sending you to the end of the Hootie and the Blowfish eras tour.
Yep.
There's many eras to get through.
There's cuttlefish, blowfish, jellyfish.
Suckerfish. Suckerfish.
Flying fish.
It's just, it goes on forever.
Fish and chips. Swordfish.
You want to know what's your forever show?
The show that you always watch. It's always
there, you just keep coming back to it, you know?
Yeah. Your emotional support show, I call it.
Someone said, I watch every
Miranda episode over and over and over again
and belly laugh in the same places every single time.
That show is very funny.
That show is fantastic because you can just watch it from any episode.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
It's quite often on TV One.
You just chuck it on and it's just there.
It's very funny.
She is.
That whole cast is hilarious.
Yeah, they should make more of that show.
Someone else just said, my three
are Buffy,
Castle,
Castel? Not sure.
Don't know what that show is. In Schitt's Creek.
Same as you, Clint. Not The Castle, the
movie? Nah, just says
no. Someone else said
a lot
of Big Bang Theory.
Yeah, so you don't want to accept
Big Bang Theory as one of those shows,
but for a lot of people, it's their friends.
If someone were to...
I'd rather be
waterboarded than have to watch
Big Bang Theory reruns.
We can set that up for you if you like.
We can set that up for you.
We can have a TV
and a plank and just like a board with a sack.
I'd much rather be waterboarded than have to watch Big Bang Theory.
Someone's comfort shows, they said Star Trek Next Generation,
Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Battle Galactica.
I sense a theme.
The remake, not the original.
Good to specify that.
What was that show where they walked through that big...
Stargate SG-1.
Stargate.
That show scared the Jesus out of me.
The guy with the thing on his forehead?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone said McLeod's Daughters.
Oh, what a classic.
Such a good show.
What a classic.
I'm pretty sure Michelle Langston, who's on this season of Treasure Island,
was on McLeod's Daughters. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure Michelle Langston, who's on this season of Treasure Island, was on McLeod's Daughters.
Oh, yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
TV3 recently set up an Outrageous Fortune channel, I believe.
Oh, that's fun.
And it was just the entire Outrageous Fortune plus the spin-offs.
Yeah.
Remember they did the one after and the one before?
I forget what they were called.
But, yeah, with Antonia Preble.
Did Munter get his own spinoff?
No, but he should.
He should have.
Oh, no, he did.
It's the George FM Breakfast Show.
Someone said,
my all-time favourite show is Outlander.
I could watch that and only that forever.
It's a heavy watch.
Yeah.
There's a lot there.
Emotional support shows.
Angel on the phone.
Hi, Angel.
Hi, Angel.
Hi.
What's your show?
So my show is, it's going
to sound very childish, but it's Spongebob.
I could sit and
watch Spongebob over and over
again and I just had my wisdom
teeth taken out yesterday and it popped
on my Facebook feed so I ended up watching
most episodes while
staying in bed but that's my number one
show I could watch over and over again.
Are you Wolverine?
Did you say you had your wisdom teeth taken out yesterday
and you sound this good?
Yeah.
Wow.
Power of Spongebob.
All four teeth?
No, two.
I had two other taken a couple of years ago,
so it was the last two I needed.
Angel, did you get into Spongebob as a child or an adult?
I did as a child.
Yeah, right.
Who's your favourite character?
Oh, ask me that.
It's going to be a hard one because I love them all.
But it's got to be Spongebob.
Okay, well, before you go, we need a classic Spongebob laugh.
Pretty good.
Pretty good from you, Angel. She wasn't a fake fan uh emma's here hi emma hi emma
hi yours are good what are your emotional support shows that you're always watching
uh i've watched crazy that'd be about three times from the beginning
that's a lot that's a lot of episodes of great anatomy too isn't it still going
emma it is but you're so slow at giving you new episodes. Yeah, right.
I can almost watch from the beginning waiting for a new episode.
Who's the hottest character ever to walk on to Grey's Anatomy?
Yeah, Mick who?
Yeah.
Probably Matt Dreamy.
Yeah.
They've made 20 seasons of Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah, it's still going now.
20.
How many times has that hospital exploded?
They've literally put a new face onto like eight different people.
Yeah.
And you also said The Good Wife, Emma, as well.
Yeah, I love The Good Wife, but I took it off Netflix.
I only got to watch it about twice.
Oh, bugger.
They're going to force you to illegally download it.
Thanks, Emma.
We appreciate it.
Thanks, Emma.
No worries.
Some goodies here.
Someone said Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Yep.
That's pretty. That scared me, that show.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Love.
Mrs. Brown's Boys.
Classic.
That is a classic.
Someone else said, oh, this is one for me as well.
Like, I always put this on.
Law and Order SVU.
There's 26 seasons of that.
I feel like the criteria for these always shows,
there has to be lots of episodes.
Yeah.
I feel like there has to be like a minimum of six seasons.
Yeah, I agree.
That you can binge.
100%.
So yeah, lots of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, lots of Two and a Half Men.
Someone said that their show is MASH.
Oh, MASH was a big show.
I was forced to watch that show at my nan's house
every afternoon after school.
I've never seen it. I know what after school. I've never seen it.
I know what it is.
I've never seen an episode of Mare.
Like, I get it had its time and place.
Yeah, does it hold up?
Oh, I'd say the graphics aren't the best.
But I'll see it.
Let's get classical.
It's us versus Ella
trying to figure out who can pick
these pop songs in classical style.
I feel like it's been pretty even
recently. Yeah, I think we've gone
toe to toe. It's been Ella's game for a
long time, then she hit the skids,
we came back. I think you won last
week though, fair and square. I won last week.
Did you see what she just did when you said
it's been pretty even and she goes
I thought the mics were off.
Like I literally just said even. I didn't even
say we were better.
We did win four games in a row though.
No you didn't. You won twice in a row.
Definitely three.
Yeah it's definitely three.
Doesn't matter. New game.
New day, new game. We're playing for people
on the text machine who have text
Brianne Clint or Ella to 9696, and Claudia's in charge.
So, Claudia, please take it away.
Hello.
We all know the rules.
Make sure if you buzz in to answer that you have the artist's name
and the name of the song.
Buzz in and answer really quickly, okay?
Yeah.
All right.
Yes, ma'am.
Good luck, everyone.
First person to two points will take home the win.
Here is your first song.
Ella.
Ella.
Now, this is a funny one.
I'm going to go fast car.
Too slow.
Not.
Clint.
Stop off, you little dungong.
Clint.
That was fast car.
Tracy Chapman or Luke Holmes.
Bonus points.
She gets two points.
Even that one. Bonus points. She gets two points. Even that one.
Loser.
I'm going to rip that moustache off if you do that again.
Don't talk about my private.
Now, this is a twicky one.
Too slow.
No, she got that fair and square.
And I honestly, I was going to take either answer,
but that was the Tracy Chapman version.
Would you have accepted Jonas Blue?
Yeah, you had to.
Too slow.
Too slow.
All right, 1-0.
1-0.
Good luck.
Here's another one.
Ella.
Clint.
Oh, Ella.
Oh, come on.
No, Ella got that.
Houdini, Dua Lipa.
Shit!
Shit!
We all had it. We all had it.
We all had it.
You could hear the reaction speeds by age there.
And Ella, then Brie, and then Clint.
And Ross Boss is about to buzz in now.
No, Ross, it's already been guessed.
No, Ross, put your hand down.
Fair and square. Congratulations, Ella. Well done, put your hand down. Fair and square.
Congratulations, Ella.
Well done, Ella.
Well done.
That was easy.
Humility.
Poise.
Do you feel that?
Grace.
That's the feeling of being humbled.
We should play Monopoly together.
That would go down well.
Oh, I couldn't stand it.
Well, we want to keep working together.
We'd have to play online. I couldn't be in the same room
as you. Yeah, I'd be scared.
Bree and Clint. Do not
watch the Bree and Clint Instagram story
if you don't want to
see us attempt a moonwalk.
That's all I'll say. Yeah, it's
very... That's all I'll say. Yeah, just don't go...
Don't watch it. It's very icky.
It's very icky. Although, if you've
got a crush on one of us and you need that remedied, then go watch it. It's very icky. It's very icky. Although if you've got a crush on one of us and you need that remedied.
Then go watch it.
Then go and watch it.
Go watch it right now.
It will sort you out.
That crush will be decimated.
Look, if you didn't hear this last week,
I brought this new game to the table,
which I was calling if they weren't famous,
they'd be in my league,
which is essentially the idea that you bring a famous person to the table
and you take fame out of it, you believe that they would then be in your league.
Strip out the star power.
Yes.
Strip out the fame, the money, the stylists, all that stuff.
All that.
They're a normie.
Yep.
They work at Chemist Warehouse.
Yeah.
Could you get them?
Could you get them?
Last week, to recap, who did we say you said?
I said Katy Perry.
Ella said Andrew Garfield would be in her league.
Easy.
Claudia said Ryan Gosling.
I believe it.
And I feel like...
She showed us...
We were like, nah, bro, you're deluded,
says the guy who chose Katy Perry.
But Claudia showed us some photos of normie Ryan Gosling.
Yeah.
He just looks like everyone that works at the coffee shop down the road.
Yeah.
He's just a guy.
He looks like he trades games at EB Games.
Yeah, it's Ryan from EB Games.
Yeah.
And Bree said Kate Winslet.
Kate Winslet. I stand by it. I think we've refined this. I think we all understand's Ryan from EB Games. Yeah. And Bree said Kate Winslet. Kate Winslet.
I stand by it.
I think we've refined this.
I think we all understand it a little bit better.
Yes.
And I think we should give it another go.
I think we should give it another crack.
Who's confident?
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
You want to go first?
Because I've been thinking about mine.
Okay.
Okay.
My name is Clint Roberts.
And I believe if they weren't famous,
Rachel McAdams would be in my league.
Wait, I need to, I always
need to look. She's so beautiful.
Yeah, but also, isn't
she like... Are you going to say like
girl next door? Yeah.
She is very attractive. Isn't that part of
Rachel McAdams' appeal?
She's very attractive. That she's kind of Rachel McAdams' appeal? She's very attractive.
That she's kind of the every girl?
Okay.
No?
I have it.
I have it.
Okay.
I feel like I've got three no's, but that's fine.
Ella, you go next.
No, no, no.
We have to vote.
Oh, you've got to vote?
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Rachel McAdams.
No.
No?
I'll give you a yes.
I'm giving you a yes.
Yeah.
Because she's only because she's like...
She's not famous.
She's 45.
Yeah.
Remember part of the game was at the age they're at now.
Yeah, Brie said make them old and desperate.
I reckon she'd work in marketing looking at her.
Marketing?
Yeah.
All right, move on from me.
Okay, too much.
You're focusing too much on me.
Me.
Ella.
Okay, Ella.
I think I would be able to hook up with...
If they weren't famous.
Florence Pugh.
Florence Pugh, that's smoke show.
I know.
You're going to say Florence and the Machine.
Florence Pugh is one of the hottest women on this planet.
I know, and I do think my wit and charm and my hotness would be able to get her.
Oh, she looks like she would be cool even if she wasn't famous.
Yeah, she's very attractive.
She is cool.
She looks like she would, you know, go to like alternative festivals
where there's only like 1,200 people.
Yeah.
With cool rings.
Yeah.
I think you could do it though.
I'm taking all the money off her.
Okay, are we voting?
I'd have to say no.
Oh, I'd say yes.
Only because she's a little bit older than you.
Yeah, I know you gave me a yes, but nah, she's 28.
And?
Yeah.
I'm dating a 27-year-old.
Yeah, if she was your age?
She'd be dating like a guy who had like a vintage motorbike shop.
Nah, gee.
A hundred percent.
What is she?
That's exactly who she'd be dating.
Which was also a coffee shop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I want to go to Hollywood and prove you all wrong.
Claudia. Okay. We've want to go to Hollywood and prove you all wrong. Claudia.
We've gone from Ryan Gosling.
Yeah, and I'm shooting for the stars again.
Okay.
If they weren't famous,
one of the greatest football players of all time,
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Holy hell.
Random.
He wouldn't have had his teeth done.
He wouldn't have his teeth.
He wouldn't have the lovely hair.
He probably is like
I feel like he does his eyebrows
God you
He dresses really well
I feel like if you took all of that away
He's just a guy
God we have learnt in this game already
That Claudia loves to put herself fourth
In the batting line up
Because she is swinging for the fences
I've just googled young Cristiano Ronaldo
The guy is an absolute smoke show.
He's so attractive.
Oh, my God, Claudia.
What?
I love you, but nah.
Have you seen him before he got his teeth done?
He's got his mouth closed in these pictures.
Look up young Ronaldo.
He is.
I love you, but no.
I'd have to say no.
I'll say yes
That's a sympathy yes
That's a pity yes
Two no's
I still have Ryan Gosling
You'll always have Ryan Gosling
It's down to Bree
I have chosen someone
I watched him in a movie this week
And I was thinking about this game
And I thought if they weren game and I thought, if they
weren't famous,
I feel like our personalities
would align.
Similar kind of vibes.
Tom Hardy.
Who the heck is that? Hang on.
You know how I said before...
Tom Hardy. You know how I
said before that Florence Pugh would date a
guy who had a vintage motorbike shop which was also a coffee shop? Tom Hardy would be the You know how I said before that Florence Pugh would date a guy who had a vintage motorbike shop, which was also a coffee shop?
Tom Hardy would be the guy with the shop.
Hear me out.
He's 47.
I'm way younger.
Way younger.
He, I think, would like a funny woman.
Okay.
Does he?
I don't know.
What's his track record?
Tom Hardy, past girlfriends.
Let's see.
But he's not famous though.
This guy, you know, he's probably working in a trade.
You know, he comes over to fix my pipes, so to speak.
Okay.
So he's a man with a van
Yeah, man with a van
We get talking
He's a plumber
I say you're pretty cute
Even if he wasn't famous
I feel like I wouldn't want this man doing tradie work at my house
Because for fear that he would steal my wife
You know, I feel like he would still be so attractive
I think you can't look past, like, the fact that his fame,
like he would be a plumber, just a down-to-earth bloke,
just looking to make an honest living.
He comes over, our eyes meet, I help him unplug the toilet.
Okay, you guys vote and then I will vote
because I've got a very specific reason to blow up.
I vote to no.
No, Claudia?
Yes.
Tom Hardy, yes.
Thank you, Claudia.
Do you know why I think yes? You know what?
Wait, before you make your
final decision, let me show you
a picture of him without a beard.
He's incredibly
attractive. No, what are you
looking at? Am I looking at the right guy?
Ella doesn't find men who are older than 24
attractive.
You know why you could get him? Because who are older than 24 attractive. You know
why you could get him? Because you're
so passionate about it. You're like a dog
with a bone. Like listening to you
you would wear him down. So it's
a yes.
It's a yes. Wait, wait. I think one
final factor.
How tall is
Tom Hardy?
If you're taller than him. Oh my god. I'm two centimetres How tall is Tom Hardy? Oh, for goodness sake.
If you're taller than him. Oh, my God.
I'm two centimetres taller.
Then I change my vote to no.
Bree and Clint.
In-laws can be tricky, can't they?
You know, people are always like, they can be.
Feels like a loaded statement.
No, it's not.
Feels like entrapment.
My in-laws are listening.
I love my in-laws.
Why are you winking at me?
No, you know what I mean.
In-laws can be tricky.
I'm not saying all in-laws, but there is certain in-laws.
What do they say?
You choose your partner.
You don't get to choose the family that they come with.
Some in-laws are amazing.
Some in-laws are fantastic.
Others are horrible.
And normally it comes down to, you know,
they probably don't think you're good enough for their child.
That'd be a big part of it.
Or there's probably more background as well.
But this mother-in-law doesn't sound like a mother-in-law
I would particularly want.
A woman has posted online where she was fuming about this.
So recently she has gotten married to this woman's son
who she says she loves very much.
They've got an amazing relationship.
He's very kind, courteous.
He's a lovely man.
Anyway, they've been married for a little while
and apparently the mother-in-law has shared a list
with her new daughter-in-law,
a list that she entitled Ways You Can Be a Better Wife.
Ooh.
So this is what was on the list.
You want to hear the list?
Yeah.
Lisa's daily routine for becoming a better wife.
An alarm at 5 a.mam to get up and start preparing breakfast
Which should always be eggs, toast, bacon and freshly brewed coffee
All of this should be ready on the table by 5.30am
Gym from 6am to 7am
Keep in shape, no excuses
What, her go to the gym?
Yes
Okay
From 7.30am to 9. 9 30 is when the wife should clean
the whole house from top to bottom including vacuuming dusting and mopping the floors
laundry must be done daily and folded by 10 a.m once all the cleaning has been done you have to
prepare lunch for your husband if he's at home otherwise you should make it for him the night
before so he can take it to work when your beloved does finish for the day dinner should be on the table no later than 6 30
p.m a fresh home-cooked meal every day no takeout allowed it then says that the house should be
quiet by 9 p.m so the husband can have some extra time to relax and that your bedtime is 10 p.m.
so you can get ready for the next early start the next day.
This is not real life.
That can't be.
That is just.
Imagine if your mother-in-law handed that to you.
You'd be like, you're joking, right?
You're joking, right?
I'd be like, are you seriously handing me an hour by hour schedule?
You'd be pissed off and scared a little bit,
but you would go to your husband and hope that he thinks it's ridiculous too.
Yeah.
Because imagine if you were like,
you won't believe what your mum just gave me and you show him the list and he's like.
Seems reasonable.
He's like, oh, good.
You got the list. Thank goodness. You'd seems reasonable. He's like, oh, good. You got the list.
Thank goodness.
You'd be like, who have I buried?
Thank goodness.
I've been so hungry.
I haven't had breakfast cooked for me.
And it's 5.33am.
Since we're at mum's house at Christmas.
In-laws can say outrageous things.
They can.
You would need your partner to seriously have your back in that situation
you'd hope so yeah because and normally that can be the breakdown of a relationship yeah yeah yeah
you know if they're not ready to choose you over their mummy yeah then yeah yeah exactly we thought
we could uh throw it out there on 0800 dials at m. You can remain anonymous, but we want to know what was the outrageous thing that an in-law
said to you?
Might be an ex-in-law, but what was the outrageous thing that they said to you?
We're mainly looking for the mother-in-law, aren't we?
It could be anyone.
Could be anyone.
Could be anyone.
Could be anyone.
Text them to 9696 or you can call us on 0800DIALS at M.
What's the outrageous thing the in-law said to you?
Completely out of line things should never have been said.
How dare they?
Free and Clint.
What did your in-laws say to you that was really out of line?
Some of these messages are just not okay.
Crazy.
I reckon all of these things were said quietly and in a way that
made you feel, if you were to tell your partner about it, they'd deny it.
They'd go, babe, she's crazy. What are you talking about?
I would never say, I love her. I would never say that to her. Someone text through and said
after my husband had an affair for two years
during and after the birth of our child,
I finally found out my mother-in-law said,
well, these things happen and there is no reason for you to leave.
Sounds like it might have happened to mum.
Yeah.
You know?
And then maybe the son has seen it and it's like a learned behavior.
My son would never.
Not to psychoanalyze the situation.
My mother-in-law, when I yelled at her for feeding my three-month-old beer,
said, but the malt is good for her.
I replied, yeah, but the alcohol isn't.
Oh, jeez.
Far out.
Scott's here. G'day, Scott.
Hi, Scott. G'day, guys. Happy
Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, mate.
What did the in-laws say to you that was
inappropriate? The in-laws
and my parents were standing outside
the church on our wedding day
paying bets on how long
the marriage would last for. Pass off. You're
kidding, Scott. No.
Both sides of the family. Did you hear it or did someone tell you
about it? No, I didn't hear it. No, I was told about it shortly after.
And it went from one said, well, hey, we're at the church, so that's a good start
to about 12 months. So, yeah, that was great. Did any of them get
close? I'm just kidding. Who won?
Well, we actually got to three months
before our 25th wedding anniversary
before my wife fell in love and ran
off with a friend of mine. You're kidding!
Shut up, Scott! Shut up!
Scott! It just takes 25 years.
Can you imagine the
in-laws and your parents going, who had
25 years? Yeah, exactly.
Far out! Yeah, there was no payout on that one.
God, no one would have saw that coming, you poor thing, Scott.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
Oh, well, hey, life's too short.
Life's too short.
Exactly, mate.
Nah, mate, you've got to move on.
It'll just eat you up.
Very much so.
Oh, you're far out.
Can I just say, Scott, plot twist.
Yeah.
That was a real plot twist at the end of that call.
But you've got good energy about you, Scott.
Appreciate you calling through.
Someone said, my mother-in-law sent us a text.
Oh, actually, she texted my partner.
And she said, I will not be staying with you unless your partner
has a personality change.
She can have the personality change.
She's not welcome at my house.
Jesus.
She said she can do one.
Far out.
Someone else texted her and said,
my mother-in-law said,
aren't you a wee bit old to be having a first baby, don't you think?
I was 29.
That her son always, hold on,
then her son always did like them with, oh, then she said,
my son always does like them with extra junk in the trunk.
Also, she calls me the she-devil who stole her son.
She is so jealous of you.
God, she is so jealous.
She is so jealous of you.
And there would be some Freudian psychology to it where she's like in love with her son.
Yeah, some weird relationship.
Yeah, like her son is the man that she wants,
or she wants the son to be the man that she never had
or something like that.
The worst one is, aren't you a wee bit old to be having a baby?
What's the win there?
Like, do you want the grandkid or not?
Like, what an a-hole thing to say to someone.
Like, shut up.
My ex-mother-in-law told me that she would find my husband a better wife.
I was still married to him at the time,
and she said it to me while we were married,
I can find him a hot wife.
That's so rude.
That's so unbelievably rude.
Someone else said,
my mother-in-law gave me anti-wrinkle cream
for my first family Christmas present.
I was 23!
I would have thrown that cream right back in her face.
Anonymous, good afternoon.
Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
How are you going?
Tell us, my friend.
We're a bit racked up, Anonymous.
Oh, it makes me so angry.
My father-in-law of 30 years has been telling me for about 25 years that I'm overweight.
Every time I see him, he makes a comment.
But the funny thing is, he is rather large.
I was going to say.
Okay, so he shouldn't be throwing stones then?
No, he shouldn't be throwing stones.
Or kilos for that matter.
Yeah, stones or kilos.
Have you told your partner that he does this?
Oh, yeah, he just ignores them.
Oh, I wouldn't.
You don't want your partner to go and say,
Dad, sort out your attitude?
No, I just don't want him turning slowly into him.
That's my problem.
Yeah.
What kind of comments?
Do you remember any of them anonymous?
One of them was quite a few years ago.
We stopped for lunch and I said to him,
do you need anything?
Do you want any lunch?
And he said, no, I don't.
And you certainly don't need any.
Oh my God.
I want to punch that guy right in his trachea.
Hey, anonymous.
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
Put him in the cheapest retirement home
You can find
Like find one with shit food
And be like
Don't worry they'll put you on a diet here
Those pounds will just
Slip right off you
100%
Sorry about that
Some of these tests
Can't even be read out
They are that bad
So
It's so crazy
Yeah
How
It makes you grateful
Horrible
Yeah
Some in-laws can be
It makes you grateful
When you have really good in-laws
Oh yeah
Like it's like a second family
For sure
It can be such
That's definitely the case for me
It can be such an amazing thing
Yeah
Like you can gain a whole new family
And it's beautiful
And it's awesome
But some people...
Taylor Swift songs
coming up.
Don't call for that right now.
They're about to throw
the lines open
for a birthday banger.
Brie and Clint.
Birthday banger.
Brie and Clint.
All I want for my birthday
is a birthday banger.
Alright, birthday banger time.
Oh no, I've got a throat bubble.
You're not allowed
to get rid of it on this show.
You just have to sit through it.
Can you sing for us?
One, two, three, four, five.
Everybody on the house, come on, let's ride.
It's still there.
It's still there.
Can you hear it?
Mildly.
And now it's gone.
There it goes.
Wow, that was a big one.
Abby's here.
Hi, Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hi, how are you?
I'm getting distracted. It's not like I'm at work or anything. How was. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. How are you? I'm getting distracted.
It's not like I'm at work or anything.
How was your day, Abby?
It's been pretty good.
How about you guys?
Yeah, pretty good.
Are you finished for the day?
No, I'm hiding out the back.
Good to hear.
Where do you work, Abby?
Where are you hiding?
I'm at a vet clinic.
Oh, you guys work long hours.
Yeah, it's a longer day for me today, sorry.
But yeah, no, I thought I'd hide out the back and see what went.
Can't hide at a vet clinic.
The dogs will sniff you out.
Yep.
They'll find you.
Abby, give us your date of birth.
Let's do your birthday banger.
The 12th of December, 2000.
Right, that means you were 16, Abby, in 2016.
And on the 12th of December
2016 this was at the top.
It's not bad.
Oh, it's Black Beatles.
The mannequin challenge.
Remember that Abby?
Oh, vaguely, yeah.
What a one hit wonder.
Are you disappointed with that?
Oh, I've heard better, but it's not bad.
Yeah, okay.
Could be worse.
It's a bit of a vibe.
At least it's famous for something, eh?
Yeah.
Okay, all right, Ray Strimmond.
Wait there, let's do a birthday banger for Bailey,
who's doing Dad's birthday banger.
G'day, Bailey.
Hi, Bailey.
Hello.
How old are you, Bailey?
I'm 12.
And how old's Dad? He is 31. 31. How old are you, Bailey? I'm 12. And how old's Dad?
He is 31.
31. There you go. Alright, well Dad
qualifies and I want
to know what Dad's birthday is.
My Dad's birthday is the 10th
of August 1992.
Perfect, Bailey. That means your Dad was
16 in 2008
and here's his birthday banger.
Vintage Katy Perry.
Does Dad remember that one, Bailey?
Yes, 100%. Is it a thumbs up or thumbs down?
Thumbs up, 100%.
Thumbs up, 100%.
Okay, thanks, Bailey. Wait there. Let's, let's go. Okay, thanks, Barry.
Wait there.
Let's do Julie's birthday banger.
Hi, Julie.
Hi, Julie.
Oh, hey, guys.
Long-time listener, first-time caller.
Oh, wait a second, Jules.
Wait a second.
Oh, you saucy winks, Jules.
What's taking you so long?
We were waiting for Taylor Swift, but then we're like, well, Mars will ring now.
Mars will ring now.
I love it.
Love to hear it.
Well, while you're here, Julie, let's do your birthday banger.
What is your date of birth?
28th of January, 1982.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 1998.
And Julie, sit back and relax.
Here's your birthday banger.
Look at yourselves, baby.
You're straight out of your marble gallery.
Rob Thomas in the Matchbox Twinnies.
It's been years.
What a June.
It's a banger, Jules.
I know.
Well, I thought Katy Perry would be hard to beat,
but I reckon Matchbox Twinnies.
I think you might have it, Jules.
You got my vote, right?
You got my vote.
Oh, you got all the votes, Julie.
Julie, it was a good time to call.
You've just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Bloody legend, Jules, and good luck for getting us. The kids in the car here, they're so excited.
We listen every week after Indoor Bowls, don't we, girls?
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, shout out to you and the girls.
Thanks for listening.
And the boys, Toby, Cooper, and Lauren.
There we go.
All the kids, the whole gang's here.
John Z and Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
Zed and Brie and Clint.
The winner of Matchbox 20.
The winner of Birthday Banger is Matchbox 20 for Julie.
That was number one in January 1998.
How good.
God, Rob Thomas.
He used to wear a low-cut pair of jeans, didn't he?
Did he?
Yep.
Low-cut.
Very low-cut.
Like a low-rise jean.
Butt crack material. I just remember him being, yeah, like I just remember Bush.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you thinking of Rob Thomas or Anastasia?
No, I'm thinking of Rob Thomas.
He had his bush out.
Like I just, that's what I think of Rob Thomas.
Rob Thomas' pubes protruded over his trousers.
That's why I just remember him.
Hold on, Rob Thomas.
I do not remember this.
2000s.
Yeah, just Google Rob Thomas pubes.
Why am I thinking of Bryan Adams?
Even then.
Really?
I just remember him wearing very low-cut jeans.
You're not thinking of like Steven Tyler or something like that?
Nah.
Or like the lead singer of Led Zeppelin?
Nah, no, I know the difference.
I know the difference.
It was Rob.
Rob?
Yep.
Okay.
Well, you find that picture.
I'll get it printed out as a poster for you to hang in your house.
Hell yeah.
Put it up in my toilet.
I would expect nothing less.
Bree and Clint.
I have come up with a little game that I am calling Guess the Fandoms.
Okay.
It's going to put you guys' music knowledge to the test.
But really hone in on what musicians, or not just musicians,
it can be actors, it can be any famous person,
what their fandoms call themselves.
Oh.
So, for example, Taylor Swift.
Poothies.
Exactly.
Charlie Puth. Poothies. Exactly.
Charlie Puth.
Poothies.
The Puthinators?
Yeah, yeah.
I think.
The Poothians?
The big Puth Puth heads.
The Poothians.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's see who knows their fandoms the most.
Let's kick it off with whose fandom calls themselves... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How are we answering? Are we buzzing in or do we just yell out the answer? Buzz in, wait, wait, wait, wait. How are we answering?
Are we buzzing in or do we just yell out the answer?
Buzzing, I guess.
Buzzing.
Okay.
Whose fandom calls themselves the Little Monsters?
Claudia.
Lady Gaga.
Correct.
It is Lady Gaga.
We'll start off with an easy one.
What about the Smilers?
Claudia.
Clinton.
Miley Cyrus. Damn it's in. Miley Cyrus.
Damn it.
It is Miley Cyrus, the fandom.
What about the Barbs?
Oh, damn it.
Clint.
Yes, Ella.
Barbs?
Yes, Clint.
Barbra Streisand fans.
No.
Oh.
Not Barbra Streisand fans.
Clint.
Barbs, yes.
Oh, no, I know the answer to this.
I was going to say Rihanna because she's from Barbados, but no.
Oh, that's, yeah, good thought.
I've never heard of the Barb's.
No, you know what the Rihanna's are, eh?
The Rihanna Navy.
Are they?
Oh, that's cool.
I don't know why.
I think because she was in that Battleship movie.
Yeah, could be.
That was the biggest thing she's done in her career was that movie.
Yeah, it was a big movie. Yeah, big movie break. It was huge. thing she's done in her career, was that movie. Yeah, it was a big movie.
Yeah, big movie break.
It was huge.
No, it's Nicki Minaj.
Ah.
And it might be Barbie and Roman
when she used to do those characters.
What about the lesbians?
Clint.
Claudia.
Lizzo.
It is Lizzo.
That's such a cool one, the lesbians.
What about the lovers?
Claudia.
Yes, Claude?
Niall Horan.
Nice work, Claudia.
I was going to say Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Well done.
Where's that from, the lovers?
He just always says, like, Auckland is for lovers.
Like, every time he's in a different place,
he's like, this place is for lovers.
Who are the fandom, the black stars?
Ella, Blackpink.
It's a great guess, but no.
Clint.
Yes.
My Chemical Romance.
It's another great guess, but no.
Claude, you want to have a guess?
Blink-182.
Ella.
It's, yeah.
1970.
No, what's the...
Think punk, female.
Green Day.
Oh, Caramore.
It's another great guess. It's actually Avril Lavigne. Oh, Caramore. It's another great guess.
It's actually Avril Lavigne.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, the Black Stars are Avril Lavigne.
What about the...
I thought they were the Levinators.
What about the Blinks?
Claudia.
Yes, Clint.
Blink-182.
No, it's not Blink-
Blink-180.
No.
Who the hell is Blink-180?
They're that.
Claudia.
Yes.
Blackpink.
It is Blackpink.
Nice work.
What about the Hooligans? Clint. Yes. Hooligan Hiffs. Claudia.ink. It is Blackpink. Nice work. What about the hooligans?
Clint.
Yes.
Hooligan hiffs.
Claudia.
No.
The hoolidoolies.
I mean, fantastic band.
Oh, Hoobastank is a good guess.
Sorry, what was it again?
It's actually Bruno Mars.
What?
Well, that's why I don't know.
His fandom call themselves the hooligans.
What about the avatars?
Stop pretending you've got a fandom, Bruno Mars.
Yeah, hard. Ghosts sing about the moon. The avatars about the avatars? Stop pretending you've got a fandom, Bruno Mars. Yeah, hard.
Go sing about the moon.
The avatars?
The avatars.
Coldplay?
No.
Avatars.
I would have said Avril Lavigne, but that's already been taken.
It makes sense when I say it.
It's a bit of a niche one.
Earth, wind and fire.
It is a niche one.
Jim Cameron.
It's Ava Max.
Who the heck is that?
Okay, let's go for some bigger ones.
You should know these. The
Bardi Gang.
Bardi Gang. Bardi Gang.
You should know this one. Oh, Clint. Yes.
Bad Baby? Bad Barbie?
No. Bad Bunny. That's Cardi B.
What about The Fighters?
Foo Fighters. Ella, Foo Fighters.
No.
The Fighters. It's Christina Agu Ella, Foo Fighters. No. The Fighters.
It's Christina Aguilera's fandom.
Oh.
The Lover Ticks.
Clint.
Yes.
Fans of Taylor Swift, but only the Lover album.
It's Demi Lovato.
Last one.
Whose fandom is called Animals?
Ella, Glass Animals. Clint, Neon Animals. You all should get this one. Whose fandom is called Animals? Ella, Glass Animals.
Clint, Neon Animals.
You all should get this one.
I wasn't listening.
I'm stuck on the Dewey Lovato one.
She had an album called Cannibals.
Ella.
Clint.
Oh, Clint.
I'm going to have to give it to Ella just in case.
Eat a big...
Sorry.
Eat a what?
Eat a what?
Eat a banana.
Eat a banana. It's good. Five bucks a day. Thank. I got one. Eat a what? Eat a what? Eat a banana. Eat a banana.
It's good.
Five bucks a day.
Thank you.
Good night.
Brianne Clint.
Have a great night, everybody.
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