ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th September 2024

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:32 ZM's Brian Clint. Save Like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from $9.99 And now coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. Hey everybody, Brie just tried to karate chop a piece of laminate flooring and we think she might have broken her hand.
Starting point is 00:00:59 I think I've broken my hand, all my wrists. It's the most dude bro thing I've seen you do. There's some flooring samples here for something completely unrelated. And Brie, Claudia was like, I'm going to take these home and make an art installation out of them. And Brie goes, no man, let me karate chop one. I really...
Starting point is 00:01:17 Did you not expect? I really believed. Yeah. Look how red it is. I really believed I could do it. And I haven't seen Karate Kid, but I think that's half of it, right? Believing that you can do it. It's all up here. And now the pain's all in here.
Starting point is 00:01:34 You went with the floppy bit of the hand. I think you've got to use the butt of the hand. Yeah, I went straight wrist. Yeah. It sounded bad. And I hit Claudia in the process. Claudia took the full impact as well. Are you okay, Claudia?
Starting point is 00:01:49 I really thought you were going to break it, so I was holding it really tight, but my wrist was kind of bent to have my palm bracing it to bend my hand back, but I'm fine. Well, ACC, if you're listening, I have a feeling a claim's on the way. We can do a twofer.
Starting point is 00:02:05 How did your accident happen? Karate chop. Karate chop gone wrong. I really feel like I've been maturing and getting smarter and then I go and do something like that. Big show on the way. It's a Taylor Tuesday. Listen to me carefully, everybody.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I'm about to unblock the phone lines, but not for the Taylor Swift competition, okay? I'll do you a deal. Do you a deal. We'll play a Taylor Swift song in three songs time. Yes. But not right now. We need some clear air to play tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:02:36 So we need a lady and a tradie who want to play with us to call 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM when I unblock these phones now. If you're calling for Taylor Swift right now, we'll block your number. I know you're excited. We won't, but we will threaten that we will. We can do it.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Let's just check if people have got the message. Hello, ZM. Hello. Hello, are you there? Oh, no way. Oh, my God. Do I get through? What are you calling for? Anything. Literally just trying to get through. Oh, are you there? Oh, no way. Oh, my God. Do I get through? What are you calling for?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Anything. Literally just trying to get through. Oh, okay. She's smart. She's good. Yeah, here's your bits. She's smart. Wait there.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Wait there. Wait there. Producers will talk to you. Tradie vs. Lady. Oh, $800 at M. Yes. $50 cash is what we're playing for right now. Don't call for the Taylor Swift stuff yet.
Starting point is 00:03:24 We've told you, three songs. There's only four points in, tradie versus lady. The ladies are still up. If you're keen to play, let's go. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Here we go. The tradies and the ladies Like Clint said earlier, not much in it 78 to the tradies Ladies are on 82 Let's go to our lady first, she's calling from She's 27 years old And she owns her own small business
Starting point is 00:03:57 Welcome to the show, Amy Hi Amy Give it a shout out Amy Hey A shout out? Amy. Hey. A shout out? Yeah, your business. What's your small business's name?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Who are you going to shout out? Who are you shouting out? I'm like, oh. Hey, it's Amy here. I want to say hi to Teresa. Yeah. What's your business, Amy? It's Illuminate Aesthetics. Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, cool. Fun fact, Amy, did you know Treasure Island was filmed there in your little town earlier this year? I did not, actually. Ooh, we got away with it. Secret. I did know that we did the lion in the wardrobe. I forget its name, Narnia.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Yes, Narnia. Cathedral Cove. Crazy they filmed Treasure Island there and you didn't see Bree at the Foursquare buying vape pods. Oh, no. I would have just missed her, probably. Yeah, you would have just missed her.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I was at Smitty's, though, for karaoke night on Thursdays. Am I right, Amy? You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch today. They're 31 years old and they're ripping the tradies for their partner, who's a builder. Welcome to the show, Holly.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Hi, Holly. Hello. Hello. Hello. So your partner's a builder, did you say? Does that come in handy? Well, you know, they never really do anything you want them to do. I have heard the rumours.
Starting point is 00:05:18 But they don't want to work on the weekend or something. The rumours are not rumours. They're true. They're true, yeah. There you go. All right. Holly, your buzzers, Trady. Now, let's go with names today. Actually, it's going to be easier. Holly, Amy,
Starting point is 00:05:30 those are your buzzers. First to three wins the game. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which Aussie singer had a huge hit with the song Padam Padam last year? Holly? Yes, Holly. Kylie Minogue? Kylie Minogue.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Banger. Banger. Banger. Absolute tune. Ross Boss said we weren't allowed to play it because we had to make more room for Taylor Swift. Wizard Kylie is an icon. He goes, nah, more Taylor. More Taylor. But it's an absolute tune. Well done, Holly. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which famous actress appears in Sabrina Carpenter's Taste music video? Is it Emma Watson, Emma Roberts or Jenna Ortega? Amy.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yes, Amy. Jenna Ortega. Nice work. Well done. We're all tied up. One apiece here. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:06:35 It's her day today. Holly. Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift. It's not the Taylor Swift song, so don't call now. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Amy, to stay in it. Question number four. What's...
Starting point is 00:06:50 Oh, no. Who do we lose? I'm here, Holly. Holly. Oh, Holly's there. Holly, you just won by default. Congratulations. Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Let's see if she would have got it What spooky occasion is coming up in October, Holly? Halloween She would have got it anyway Congratulations We've got 50 bucks coming your way That's a win for the tradies There are only three behind Well done, Holly, well done
Starting point is 00:07:20 I saw this story about this 17-year-old kid Who apparently refused, refused to cut his hair for years. 17? 17. Yeah. And his hair looked terrible. Did it?
Starting point is 00:07:36 It was like, you know where they like comb it from the middle and then it kind of goes all the way down and then it flicks at the end? Oh, like a... Kind of like a mop. Yeah, a mop. Yeah, a mop. Yeah, I know what you mean. Horrendous. Some people pull it off, not him?
Starting point is 00:07:48 It was just real ratty and it looked like it needed a cut. Yeah. And apparently his parents had asked him over and over and over again and it wasn't until they bribed him with something that he went and got his hair cut. Take a listen. I don't like cutting my hair, but my family decided they wanted to
Starting point is 00:08:09 have to buy me with a PS5. So you're going to get a PS5 with this cut? Yes, pretty much. How old are you, bro? I'm 17. You're 17? Dang. You don't like getting your hair cut?
Starting point is 00:08:18 You don't want to look fresh for the girls? I knew it was going to be a PS5. I knew. Sign me up. I'd cut my hair in a second. Kid's smart because he knows it's the only bargaining chip that he's got. Because as a 17-year-old, there's not much that you have that your parents want. There's, in his case, looking your parents, sorting your parents out,
Starting point is 00:08:37 tidying your room. Wearing deodorant. Wearing deodorant and getting good grades. Having a shower regularly. Okay, there's a few things, yeah. And if you're willing to hold out on them, you can get what you want. Oh, there is. I would do a lot of things for a PS5.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Like a lot of things. Imagine a 17-year-old. Who's not getting a haircut for a PS5? That's easy money. That's easy money. Yeah, yeah. Every 17-year-old would be getting a haircut for a PS5. I feel like the parents have blown their load too early with the PS5 too.
Starting point is 00:09:07 There's nowhere to go from there. There's nowhere to go. And he knows the game now. Like a car is the only place to go. But that's way, way, way more expensive. Yeah. Did your parents ever bribe you? He's like 32 and they're like, we need you to move out of home.
Starting point is 00:09:22 And he's like, well, buy me a house. Yep. You know the deal. Buy me a house. Bought me that PS5. You bought me of home. And he's like, well, buy me a house. Yep. You know the deal. Buy me a house. Bought me that PS5. You bought me the car. Now it's a house. Now I need a house.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Did your parents bribe you? My mum offered me, oh, this is going to carbon date me when I say this out loud. A Tamagotchi? Worse. My mum said if I got. Tech decks. Worse. My mum said if I got into the Accelerate class, and this is because I wanted it too.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I was a real nerd. If I got into the Accelerate class, which is like the top achieving class at school, she said, what do you want? I said, I want a pager. I want a pager from Dick Smith. An absolute nerd. Absolute nerd. I got into the Accelerate class. Who wanted a pager? We didn't get around to getting it and the next
Starting point is 00:10:04 year, cell phones became accessible. And I was like, oh, if I get into the Accelerate class. Who wanted a pager as a kid? We didn't get around to getting it, and the next year, cell phones became accessible. And I was like, oh, if I get into the Accelerate class again, do you reckon you could upgrade it to a cell phone? They're like, nope. Why would any teenager want a pager? It's weird. You know why I wanted it? Because the doctors on Shortland Street had them.
Starting point is 00:10:18 That's why I wanted one. And were you a doctor? No, but... No. Makes no sense. Makes no sense at all. Did your parents bribe you? 100%. I'm a kid that lived, but no. Makes no sense. Makes no sense at all. Did your parents bribe you? 100%. I'm a kid that lived on a farm. My
Starting point is 00:10:29 dad bribed me with a motorbike. Damn. For years. So for years, I reckon a good six years. He promised to get me a motorbike for six years. Yeah. If you did what?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Oh, I did work on the farm with him that he never paid me for because he said, oh, we should get you a motorbike. I did all kinds of jobs for him. Oh, he used to bribe me with a motorbike because he used to coach our soccer team. Oh, yeah, do a bit of soccer, you can have a motorbike. If you score three goals in this game, you get your motorbike. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:01 You know, all kinds of things. And then my mum also bribed me, but it was with animals. Okay. Because I was animal obsessed. I still am. And so I really, really wanted a family of ducks. Okay. I really badly wanted a family of ducks.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Yeah. And my mum bribed me, bribed me with the ducks. Where do you get a family of ducks? Oh, you just go down to the local creek. Scoop them up. Get some ducks from the local creek. Did you ever get your motorbike or family of ducks? I did.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I got my motorbike like six years later. Did you? Yeah. So I would have been like 12 and I'd been begging for it since I was six, no lie. And then my ducks, it only took about a year. To get your ducks in a row? Got my ducks in a row.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Perfect. 0800 DALES. Text 9696. We want to know the thing that your parents bribed you with. What did you ask for? What did they offer up? Did it work? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 What's the thing that you got bribed with? Maybe you're in the midst of a bribe right now. Right now. Bree and Clint. Bribes given, bribes received for things that you should have just been doing as a child, but your parents had to bribe you. Correct. Someone texted through and said, I bribed my 22-year-old daughter with $50 for every
Starting point is 00:12:17 month she could go without vaping. She took on the challenge for the money and then realised she likes how she feels since quitting vaping. So it was remained vape free and I had never paid her a cent. She's almost 24 now and is still vape free and I still have a full wallet. Isn't that the best outcome? That's awesome. Everyone wins.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah. Everyone wins in that situation. We were talking about the 17-year-old who had to be bribed with a PS5 to cut his hair. Yes. And someone has texted in, thanks a lot, guys, for saying that on air about not getting a haircut unless he got a PS5. My five-year-old just said to me, I'm not getting a haircut till you buy me a PS5. Well, looks like you're going to have a man bun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:02 And we've given you a simple solution. Yeah. PS5. PS5. Yeah. You know what you have to do bun. Yeah. And we've given you a simple solution. Yeah. PS5. PS5. Yeah. You know what you have to do. PS5. PS5. They've got the PS5 slim now. Yeah. Once you give the PS5 too, you're in charge of the controllers. And then
Starting point is 00:13:15 any time you need something done, another haircut, something like that. The bribe keeps on giving. It's the bribe that keeps on giving, yeah. Yes. You can control your child. Outlay a crazy amount of money first. But then when you've got it, good to go. What's your bribe that keeps on giving, yeah. Yes, you can control your child. You just have to outlay a crazy amount of money first, but then when you've got it, good to go. What's your bribe? Let's talk to Isaac.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Hey, Isaac. Hi, Isaac. Hi there. Did you get bribed? Yeah, I got bribed. I got bribed if I, well, for one, if I did house tours. Yes, of course. And then the other one was, well, I did dancing competitions,
Starting point is 00:13:43 so if I won a dance competition, they bribed me with V-Bucks one was, well, I did dancing competitions. So, like, I won a dance competition. They bribed me with V-Bucks for, like, Fortnite. Oh, V-Bucks. Oh, V-Bucks. V-Bucks. How much would you get for a win, Isaac? Oh, well, you wouldn't win any money for winning, but I guess I won V-Bucks.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah, but how much V-Bucks would they give you for a win? Oh, about, like, 40 bucks worth. That's pretty good. Yeah, decent. Not bad. Okay, thanks, Isaac. Someone said, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes
Starting point is 00:14:09 when I was nine. I refused to do my injections and my mum told me she'd buy me my first Big Mac if I did it. Hell yeah. That's good. That's a good bribe.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah, I like that. Someone else said, my bribe was that I really wanted snowboarding lessons but didn't want to pay for it. I came from a family of skiers, so I used to do ski races. Mother said if I came in top 10, she would pay for my snowboarding lessons.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I came in 11th and I never got them. Oh! That's gutting. My kids have been told by their great-grandparents that if they become a doctor when they're adults, they'll give them a car. That's good from the great grandparents because there's no guarantee they'll still be alive
Starting point is 00:14:51 to have to follow through with the bribe. Yeah, that's a great bribe. Those dumb kids might become a doctor for nothing. For no reason. They said the only reason I did 10 years of study was to get a car. Now I'm a stupid doctor. Amy's here.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey, guys. How are you this afternoon? Good, thank you, mate. What did your parents bribe you with? So when I was seven, I was a flower girl for my dad's best friend's wedding. And he said to me, if I got up and did this speech about one night Harry got drunk and
Starting point is 00:15:19 rode my tricycle home, they'd take me to Orana Park. They never took me, but I gave them that much grief that they took me for my 21st birthday. You're kidding. So eventually he had to make good. Yeah, it was 13 years later though. How old are you now, Amy? Oh, yeah, I'm old now, 31. I was going to say, is a Rana Park still good?
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah, Rana Park's still good. We actually took my daughter there last year. Do they still put you in the cage trailer and drive you out into the lion enclosure? I'm not actually sure. We didn't do that. We might have scared a two-year-old a little bit. What did you make your daughter do
Starting point is 00:15:56 that she got to go to a round of parks? Good question, Brie. You don't just give a name to a round of parks. I'm a two-year-old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's brilliant. Thanks, Amy. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I use my son's PS5 to win every argument, to get every job done in the house, and for punishment as well. It works a treat. PS5. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Maybe you should receive a PS5 from the government when your child is born so that we can...
Starting point is 00:16:25 It's a subsidy. Yeah, so we can raise obedient children. Yep, it's a good idea. Yeah. Someone else texted through and said, when I was 12, my parents bribed me with an iPhone 6 to play netball because I was tall. Oh, she's going to be in the silver ferns one day. Know yourself, know your worth, get your bribes, everybody.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Bree and Clint. I have had a big package arrive, and I thought I'd bring it in. It's quite long. To open with you. I think this is the thing that I talked to you guys about last week. Awkward if it's something else you've ordered, and then you open it on air. Awkward if it's like a metre long. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Something candy. I don't really buy that kind of stuff, though. What something candy. I don't really buy that kind of stuff though. What do you mean you don't really buy that kind of stuff? I don't buy that stuff. Have you got an account at Wild Secrets do you? That would be my Wild Secret. Have you ever bought something from Wild Secrets?
Starting point is 00:17:18 No. Look at me. I'm a vanilla man with a moustache. I think I'm buying things from Wild Secrets. The moustache says different. This is more exciting than anything they sell at Wild Secrets. If it is vanilla man with a mustache. I think I'm buying things from Wild Secrets. The mustache says different. This is more exciting than anything they sell at Wild Secrets. If it is what I think it is. If it is what I think it is. Ah, it is!
Starting point is 00:17:34 It's my flamethrower. Look. It arrived. That is utterly terrifying. Okay, there's a small bit of assembly. I've got to attach the hose to the... How is that going to throw flames? There's no gas bottle or anything.
Starting point is 00:17:50 So this, you attach to your barbecue gas bottle, to the LPG bottle, which means it's portable. You're attaching that to the gay community. The LGBTQI plus bottle. Yeah. And then this here ignites the... That's for igniting the, and then that there is the trigger.
Starting point is 00:18:13 So wait, so you attach it just to the barbecue bottle. Yeah. How long does it take to, I wonder how much flame it gives you. Great question. There's a little knob here that you can increase the flame. What, why? And decrease the flame. Do you know the crazy, oh, no, you've got a question. Why did you buy a flamethrower?
Starting point is 00:18:30 For everyone listening that may have not heard the first time we talked about it. For gardening. For weeds. For, like, weeds that grow through cobblestones. But I saw another application for it that you can actually use these to strip paint off, like off the side of your house? I would suggest not putting a flamethrower to
Starting point is 00:18:49 the side of your house. But that's just me. In terms of safety, I think just stick to your weeds and stuff. Do you know the crazy thing about these? How much would you pay for a flamethrower? I feel like I'd want to pay a bit knowing
Starting point is 00:19:07 that it's safety checked. That's a good consideration. This was 75 bucks from Dick Smith. 75 dollars! I didn't bring the gas bottle and Ella's quite disappointed that I didn't bring the gas bottle in to try it at work. But I feel like that's like... Next level.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I feel like that's like go to HR Yeah, I feel like that's like go to HR type situation if you actually bring it. We wouldn't have dobbed. We're literally fine. If you didn't take my eyebrows off, I wouldn't have dobbed. Really? Yeah. Can I come in and try it? Mate, I bought a taser into work one day. Oh yeah, that's right. We bought their black market
Starting point is 00:19:40 taser in LA. We were in LA though, so I could argue it was legal. Those are different rules. It was legal. Can I touch it? We bought CBD and taser in LA. We were in LA though, so I could argue it was legal. Those are different rules. It was legal. Can I touch it? We bought CBD and tasers. Yeah, CBD. Yeah, that's what it was. If you're quick, you can come in here and you can touch it now.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah, impressive. I'm quite happy with this. Give me, give me, give me. Here you go. I have a question. Say hello to my little friend. Question, does your wife know about this? No, that's why I got it delivered to work.
Starting point is 00:20:10 But she will be happy. She? Nah. She'll be happy if the gardening is done. She is going to ban this in three seconds. Jesus, I think I banned Ella from it. She's gone off the rick there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:20 This is so cool. Are you right there? God, we're about to have an Alicia Keys moment in here. This girl is on fire. Starting spot. It is free and clear. I only want to be with you. You can call me your fool.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I only want to be with you. No one has more tickets to see Hootie and the Blowfish live than ZM right here on the Brian Clint Show. When you hear a Hootie song, be the first to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We're sending you to the end of the Hootie and the Blowfish eras tour. Yep. There's many eras to get through. There's cuttlefish, blowfish, jellyfish. Suckerfish. Suckerfish.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Flying fish. It's just, it goes on forever. Fish and chips. Swordfish. You want to know what's your forever show? The show that you always watch. It's always there, you just keep coming back to it, you know? Yeah. Your emotional support show, I call it. Someone said, I watch every
Starting point is 00:21:23 Miranda episode over and over and over again and belly laugh in the same places every single time. That show is very funny. That show is fantastic because you can just watch it from any episode. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's quite often on TV One. You just chuck it on and it's just there.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It's very funny. She is. That whole cast is hilarious. Yeah, they should make more of that show. Someone else just said, my three are Buffy, Castle, Castel? Not sure.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Don't know what that show is. In Schitt's Creek. Same as you, Clint. Not The Castle, the movie? Nah, just says no. Someone else said a lot of Big Bang Theory. Yeah, so you don't want to accept Big Bang Theory as one of those shows,
Starting point is 00:22:08 but for a lot of people, it's their friends. If someone were to... I'd rather be waterboarded than have to watch Big Bang Theory reruns. We can set that up for you if you like. We can set that up for you. We can have a TV
Starting point is 00:22:22 and a plank and just like a board with a sack. I'd much rather be waterboarded than have to watch Big Bang Theory. Someone's comfort shows, they said Star Trek Next Generation, Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek Battle Galactica. I sense a theme. The remake, not the original. Good to specify that. What was that show where they walked through that big...
Starting point is 00:22:47 Stargate SG-1. Stargate. That show scared the Jesus out of me. The guy with the thing on his forehead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said McLeod's Daughters. Oh, what a classic. Such a good show.
Starting point is 00:22:59 What a classic. I'm pretty sure Michelle Langston, who's on this season of Treasure Island, was on McLeod's Daughters. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure Michelle Langston, who's on this season of Treasure Island, was on McLeod's Daughters. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure. TV3 recently set up an Outrageous Fortune channel, I believe. Oh, that's fun. And it was just the entire Outrageous Fortune plus the spin-offs.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah. Remember they did the one after and the one before? I forget what they were called. But, yeah, with Antonia Preble. Did Munter get his own spinoff? No, but he should. He should have. Oh, no, he did.
Starting point is 00:23:30 It's the George FM Breakfast Show. Someone said, my all-time favourite show is Outlander. I could watch that and only that forever. It's a heavy watch. Yeah. There's a lot there. Emotional support shows.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Angel on the phone. Hi, Angel. Hi, Angel. Hi. What's your show? So my show is, it's going to sound very childish, but it's Spongebob. I could sit and
Starting point is 00:23:52 watch Spongebob over and over again and I just had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday and it popped on my Facebook feed so I ended up watching most episodes while staying in bed but that's my number one show I could watch over and over again. Are you Wolverine?
Starting point is 00:24:07 Did you say you had your wisdom teeth taken out yesterday and you sound this good? Yeah. Wow. Power of Spongebob. All four teeth? No, two. I had two other taken a couple of years ago,
Starting point is 00:24:19 so it was the last two I needed. Angel, did you get into Spongebob as a child or an adult? I did as a child. Yeah, right. Who's your favourite character? Oh, ask me that. It's going to be a hard one because I love them all. But it's got to be Spongebob.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Okay, well, before you go, we need a classic Spongebob laugh. Pretty good. Pretty good from you, Angel. She wasn't a fake fan uh emma's here hi emma hi emma hi yours are good what are your emotional support shows that you're always watching uh i've watched crazy that'd be about three times from the beginning that's a lot that's a lot of episodes of great anatomy too isn't it still going emma it is but you're so slow at giving you new episodes. Yeah, right. I can almost watch from the beginning waiting for a new episode.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Who's the hottest character ever to walk on to Grey's Anatomy? Yeah, Mick who? Yeah. Probably Matt Dreamy. Yeah. They've made 20 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. Yeah, it's still going now. 20.
Starting point is 00:25:22 How many times has that hospital exploded? They've literally put a new face onto like eight different people. Yeah. And you also said The Good Wife, Emma, as well. Yeah, I love The Good Wife, but I took it off Netflix. I only got to watch it about twice. Oh, bugger. They're going to force you to illegally download it.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Thanks, Emma. We appreciate it. Thanks, Emma. No worries. Some goodies here. Someone said Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yep. That's pretty. That scared me, that show.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Love. Mrs. Brown's Boys. Classic. That is a classic. Someone else said, oh, this is one for me as well. Like, I always put this on. Law and Order SVU.
Starting point is 00:25:58 There's 26 seasons of that. I feel like the criteria for these always shows, there has to be lots of episodes. Yeah. I feel like there has to be like a minimum of six seasons. Yeah, I agree. That you can binge. 100%.
Starting point is 00:26:09 So yeah, lots of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, lots of Two and a Half Men. Someone said that their show is MASH. Oh, MASH was a big show. I was forced to watch that show at my nan's house every afternoon after school. I've never seen it. I know what after school. I've never seen it. I know what it is. I've never seen an episode of Mare.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Like, I get it had its time and place. Yeah, does it hold up? Oh, I'd say the graphics aren't the best. But I'll see it. Let's get classical. It's us versus Ella trying to figure out who can pick these pop songs in classical style.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I feel like it's been pretty even recently. Yeah, I think we've gone toe to toe. It's been Ella's game for a long time, then she hit the skids, we came back. I think you won last week though, fair and square. I won last week. Did you see what she just did when you said it's been pretty even and she goes
Starting point is 00:27:05 I thought the mics were off. Like I literally just said even. I didn't even say we were better. We did win four games in a row though. No you didn't. You won twice in a row. Definitely three. Yeah it's definitely three. Doesn't matter. New game.
Starting point is 00:27:22 New day, new game. We're playing for people on the text machine who have text Brianne Clint or Ella to 9696, and Claudia's in charge. So, Claudia, please take it away. Hello. We all know the rules. Make sure if you buzz in to answer that you have the artist's name and the name of the song.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Buzz in and answer really quickly, okay? Yeah. All right. Yes, ma'am. Good luck, everyone. First person to two points will take home the win. Here is your first song. Ella.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Ella. Now, this is a funny one. I'm going to go fast car. Too slow. Not. Clint. Stop off, you little dungong. Clint.
Starting point is 00:27:59 That was fast car. Tracy Chapman or Luke Holmes. Bonus points. She gets two points. Even that one. Bonus points. She gets two points. Even that one. Loser. I'm going to rip that moustache off if you do that again. Don't talk about my private.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Now, this is a twicky one. Too slow. No, she got that fair and square. And I honestly, I was going to take either answer, but that was the Tracy Chapman version. Would you have accepted Jonas Blue? Yeah, you had to. Too slow.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Too slow. All right, 1-0. 1-0. Good luck. Here's another one. Ella. Clint. Oh, Ella.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Oh, come on. No, Ella got that. Houdini, Dua Lipa. Shit! Shit! We all had it. We all had it. We all had it. You could hear the reaction speeds by age there.
Starting point is 00:28:54 And Ella, then Brie, and then Clint. And Ross Boss is about to buzz in now. No, Ross, it's already been guessed. No, Ross, put your hand down. Fair and square. Congratulations, Ella. Well done, put your hand down. Fair and square. Congratulations, Ella. Well done, Ella. Well done.
Starting point is 00:29:07 That was easy. Humility. Poise. Do you feel that? Grace. That's the feeling of being humbled. We should play Monopoly together. That would go down well.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Oh, I couldn't stand it. Well, we want to keep working together. We'd have to play online. I couldn't be in the same room as you. Yeah, I'd be scared. Bree and Clint. Do not watch the Bree and Clint Instagram story if you don't want to see us attempt a moonwalk.
Starting point is 00:29:36 That's all I'll say. Yeah, it's very... That's all I'll say. Yeah, just don't go... Don't watch it. It's very icky. It's very icky. Although, if you've got a crush on one of us and you need that remedied, then go watch it. It's very icky. It's very icky. Although if you've got a crush on one of us and you need that remedied. Then go watch it. Then go and watch it. Go watch it right now.
Starting point is 00:29:49 It will sort you out. That crush will be decimated. Look, if you didn't hear this last week, I brought this new game to the table, which I was calling if they weren't famous, they'd be in my league, which is essentially the idea that you bring a famous person to the table and you take fame out of it, you believe that they would then be in your league.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Strip out the star power. Yes. Strip out the fame, the money, the stylists, all that stuff. All that. They're a normie. Yep. They work at Chemist Warehouse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Could you get them? Could you get them? Last week, to recap, who did we say you said? I said Katy Perry. Ella said Andrew Garfield would be in her league. Easy. Claudia said Ryan Gosling. I believe it.
Starting point is 00:30:41 And I feel like... She showed us... We were like, nah, bro, you're deluded, says the guy who chose Katy Perry. But Claudia showed us some photos of normie Ryan Gosling. Yeah. He just looks like everyone that works at the coffee shop down the road. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:56 He's just a guy. He looks like he trades games at EB Games. Yeah, it's Ryan from EB Games. Yeah. And Bree said Kate Winslet. Kate Winslet. I stand by it. I think we've refined this. I think we all understand's Ryan from EB Games. Yeah. And Bree said Kate Winslet. Kate Winslet. I stand by it. I think we've refined this.
Starting point is 00:31:07 I think we all understand it a little bit better. Yes. And I think we should give it another go. I think we should give it another crack. Who's confident? I'll do it. I'll do it. You want to go first?
Starting point is 00:31:17 Because I've been thinking about mine. Okay. Okay. My name is Clint Roberts. And I believe if they weren't famous, Rachel McAdams would be in my league. Wait, I need to, I always need to look. She's so beautiful.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Yeah, but also, isn't she like... Are you going to say like girl next door? Yeah. She is very attractive. Isn't that part of Rachel McAdams' appeal? She's very attractive. That she's kind of Rachel McAdams' appeal? She's very attractive. That she's kind of the every girl? Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:48 No? I have it. I have it. Okay. I feel like I've got three no's, but that's fine. Ella, you go next. No, no, no. We have to vote.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Oh, you've got to vote? Oh, sorry. Okay. Rachel McAdams. No. No? I'll give you a yes. I'm giving you a yes.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yeah. Because she's only because she's like... She's not famous. She's 45. Yeah. Remember part of the game was at the age they're at now. Yeah, Brie said make them old and desperate. I reckon she'd work in marketing looking at her.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Marketing? Yeah. All right, move on from me. Okay, too much. You're focusing too much on me. Me. Ella. Okay, Ella.
Starting point is 00:32:22 I think I would be able to hook up with... If they weren't famous. Florence Pugh. Florence Pugh, that's smoke show. I know. You're going to say Florence and the Machine. Florence Pugh is one of the hottest women on this planet. I know, and I do think my wit and charm and my hotness would be able to get her.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Oh, she looks like she would be cool even if she wasn't famous. Yeah, she's very attractive. She is cool. She looks like she would, you know, go to like alternative festivals where there's only like 1,200 people. Yeah. With cool rings. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I think you could do it though. I'm taking all the money off her. Okay, are we voting? I'd have to say no. Oh, I'd say yes. Only because she's a little bit older than you. Yeah, I know you gave me a yes, but nah, she's 28. And?
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah. I'm dating a 27-year-old. Yeah, if she was your age? She'd be dating like a guy who had like a vintage motorbike shop. Nah, gee. A hundred percent. What is she? That's exactly who she'd be dating.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Which was also a coffee shop. Yeah. Yeah. Now I want to go to Hollywood and prove you all wrong. Claudia. Okay. We've want to go to Hollywood and prove you all wrong. Claudia. We've gone from Ryan Gosling. Yeah, and I'm shooting for the stars again. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:30 If they weren't famous, one of the greatest football players of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo. Holy hell. Random. He wouldn't have had his teeth done. He wouldn't have his teeth. He wouldn't have the lovely hair.
Starting point is 00:33:44 He probably is like I feel like he does his eyebrows God you He dresses really well I feel like if you took all of that away He's just a guy God we have learnt in this game already That Claudia loves to put herself fourth
Starting point is 00:33:56 In the batting line up Because she is swinging for the fences I've just googled young Cristiano Ronaldo The guy is an absolute smoke show. He's so attractive. Oh, my God, Claudia. What? I love you, but nah.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Have you seen him before he got his teeth done? He's got his mouth closed in these pictures. Look up young Ronaldo. He is. I love you, but no. I'd have to say no. I'll say yes That's a sympathy yes
Starting point is 00:34:27 That's a pity yes Two no's I still have Ryan Gosling You'll always have Ryan Gosling It's down to Bree I have chosen someone I watched him in a movie this week And I was thinking about this game
Starting point is 00:34:44 And I thought if they weren game and I thought, if they weren't famous, I feel like our personalities would align. Similar kind of vibes. Tom Hardy. Who the heck is that? Hang on. You know how I said before...
Starting point is 00:34:59 Tom Hardy. You know how I said before that Florence Pugh would date a guy who had a vintage motorbike shop which was also a coffee shop? Tom Hardy would be the You know how I said before that Florence Pugh would date a guy who had a vintage motorbike shop, which was also a coffee shop? Tom Hardy would be the guy with the shop. Hear me out. He's 47. I'm way younger. Way younger.
Starting point is 00:35:16 He, I think, would like a funny woman. Okay. Does he? I don't know. What's his track record? Tom Hardy, past girlfriends. Let's see. But he's not famous though.
Starting point is 00:35:35 This guy, you know, he's probably working in a trade. You know, he comes over to fix my pipes, so to speak. Okay. So he's a man with a van Yeah, man with a van We get talking He's a plumber I say you're pretty cute
Starting point is 00:35:51 Even if he wasn't famous I feel like I wouldn't want this man doing tradie work at my house Because for fear that he would steal my wife You know, I feel like he would still be so attractive I think you can't look past, like, the fact that his fame, like he would be a plumber, just a down-to-earth bloke, just looking to make an honest living. He comes over, our eyes meet, I help him unplug the toilet.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Okay, you guys vote and then I will vote because I've got a very specific reason to blow up. I vote to no. No, Claudia? Yes. Tom Hardy, yes. Thank you, Claudia. Do you know why I think yes? You know what?
Starting point is 00:36:28 Wait, before you make your final decision, let me show you a picture of him without a beard. He's incredibly attractive. No, what are you looking at? Am I looking at the right guy? Ella doesn't find men who are older than 24 attractive.
Starting point is 00:36:45 You know why you could get him? Because who are older than 24 attractive. You know why you could get him? Because you're so passionate about it. You're like a dog with a bone. Like listening to you you would wear him down. So it's a yes. It's a yes. Wait, wait. I think one final factor.
Starting point is 00:37:00 How tall is Tom Hardy? If you're taller than him. Oh my god. I'm two centimetres How tall is Tom Hardy? Oh, for goodness sake. If you're taller than him. Oh, my God. I'm two centimetres taller. Then I change my vote to no. Bree and Clint. In-laws can be tricky, can't they?
Starting point is 00:37:16 You know, people are always like, they can be. Feels like a loaded statement. No, it's not. Feels like entrapment. My in-laws are listening. I love my in-laws. Why are you winking at me? No, you know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:37:28 In-laws can be tricky. I'm not saying all in-laws, but there is certain in-laws. What do they say? You choose your partner. You don't get to choose the family that they come with. Some in-laws are amazing. Some in-laws are fantastic. Others are horrible.
Starting point is 00:37:43 And normally it comes down to, you know, they probably don't think you're good enough for their child. That'd be a big part of it. Or there's probably more background as well. But this mother-in-law doesn't sound like a mother-in-law I would particularly want. A woman has posted online where she was fuming about this. So recently she has gotten married to this woman's son
Starting point is 00:38:07 who she says she loves very much. They've got an amazing relationship. He's very kind, courteous. He's a lovely man. Anyway, they've been married for a little while and apparently the mother-in-law has shared a list with her new daughter-in-law, a list that she entitled Ways You Can Be a Better Wife.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Ooh. So this is what was on the list. You want to hear the list? Yeah. Lisa's daily routine for becoming a better wife. An alarm at 5 a.mam to get up and start preparing breakfast Which should always be eggs, toast, bacon and freshly brewed coffee All of this should be ready on the table by 5.30am
Starting point is 00:38:56 Gym from 6am to 7am Keep in shape, no excuses What, her go to the gym? Yes Okay From 7.30am to 9. 9 30 is when the wife should clean the whole house from top to bottom including vacuuming dusting and mopping the floors laundry must be done daily and folded by 10 a.m once all the cleaning has been done you have to
Starting point is 00:39:19 prepare lunch for your husband if he's at home otherwise you should make it for him the night before so he can take it to work when your beloved does finish for the day dinner should be on the table no later than 6 30 p.m a fresh home-cooked meal every day no takeout allowed it then says that the house should be quiet by 9 p.m so the husband can have some extra time to relax and that your bedtime is 10 p.m. so you can get ready for the next early start the next day. This is not real life. That can't be. That is just.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Imagine if your mother-in-law handed that to you. You'd be like, you're joking, right? You're joking, right? I'd be like, are you seriously handing me an hour by hour schedule? You'd be pissed off and scared a little bit, but you would go to your husband and hope that he thinks it's ridiculous too. Yeah. Because imagine if you were like,
Starting point is 00:40:19 you won't believe what your mum just gave me and you show him the list and he's like. Seems reasonable. He's like, oh, good. You got the list. Thank goodness. You'd seems reasonable. He's like, oh, good. You got the list. Thank goodness. You'd be like, who have I buried? Thank goodness. I've been so hungry.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I haven't had breakfast cooked for me. And it's 5.33am. Since we're at mum's house at Christmas. In-laws can say outrageous things. They can. You would need your partner to seriously have your back in that situation you'd hope so yeah because and normally that can be the breakdown of a relationship yeah yeah yeah you know if they're not ready to choose you over their mummy yeah then yeah yeah exactly we thought
Starting point is 00:40:58 we could uh throw it out there on 0800 dials at m. You can remain anonymous, but we want to know what was the outrageous thing that an in-law said to you? Might be an ex-in-law, but what was the outrageous thing that they said to you? We're mainly looking for the mother-in-law, aren't we? It could be anyone. Could be anyone. Could be anyone. Could be anyone.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Text them to 9696 or you can call us on 0800DIALS at M. What's the outrageous thing the in-law said to you? Completely out of line things should never have been said. How dare they? Free and Clint. What did your in-laws say to you that was really out of line? Some of these messages are just not okay. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:43 I reckon all of these things were said quietly and in a way that made you feel, if you were to tell your partner about it, they'd deny it. They'd go, babe, she's crazy. What are you talking about? I would never say, I love her. I would never say that to her. Someone text through and said after my husband had an affair for two years during and after the birth of our child, I finally found out my mother-in-law said, well, these things happen and there is no reason for you to leave.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Sounds like it might have happened to mum. Yeah. You know? And then maybe the son has seen it and it's like a learned behavior. My son would never. Not to psychoanalyze the situation. My mother-in-law, when I yelled at her for feeding my three-month-old beer, said, but the malt is good for her.
Starting point is 00:42:38 I replied, yeah, but the alcohol isn't. Oh, jeez. Far out. Scott's here. G'day, Scott. Hi, Scott. G'day, guys. Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, mate. What did the in-laws say to you that was inappropriate? The in-laws
Starting point is 00:42:54 and my parents were standing outside the church on our wedding day paying bets on how long the marriage would last for. Pass off. You're kidding, Scott. No. Both sides of the family. Did you hear it or did someone tell you about it? No, I didn't hear it. No, I was told about it shortly after. And it went from one said, well, hey, we're at the church, so that's a good start
Starting point is 00:43:15 to about 12 months. So, yeah, that was great. Did any of them get close? I'm just kidding. Who won? Well, we actually got to three months before our 25th wedding anniversary before my wife fell in love and ran off with a friend of mine. You're kidding! Shut up, Scott! Shut up! Scott! It just takes 25 years.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Can you imagine the in-laws and your parents going, who had 25 years? Yeah, exactly. Far out! Yeah, there was no payout on that one. God, no one would have saw that coming, you poor thing, Scott. Yeah, no, I didn't. Oh, well, hey, life's too short. Life's too short.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Exactly, mate. Nah, mate, you've got to move on. It'll just eat you up. Very much so. Oh, you're far out. Can I just say, Scott, plot twist. Yeah. That was a real plot twist at the end of that call.
Starting point is 00:44:03 But you've got good energy about you, Scott. Appreciate you calling through. Someone said, my mother-in-law sent us a text. Oh, actually, she texted my partner. And she said, I will not be staying with you unless your partner has a personality change. She can have the personality change. She's not welcome at my house.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Jesus. She said she can do one. Far out. Someone else texted her and said, my mother-in-law said, aren't you a wee bit old to be having a first baby, don't you think? I was 29. That her son always, hold on,
Starting point is 00:44:42 then her son always did like them with, oh, then she said, my son always does like them with extra junk in the trunk. Also, she calls me the she-devil who stole her son. She is so jealous of you. God, she is so jealous. She is so jealous of you. And there would be some Freudian psychology to it where she's like in love with her son. Yeah, some weird relationship.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Yeah, like her son is the man that she wants, or she wants the son to be the man that she never had or something like that. The worst one is, aren't you a wee bit old to be having a baby? What's the win there? Like, do you want the grandkid or not? Like, what an a-hole thing to say to someone. Like, shut up.
Starting point is 00:45:23 My ex-mother-in-law told me that she would find my husband a better wife. I was still married to him at the time, and she said it to me while we were married, I can find him a hot wife. That's so rude. That's so unbelievably rude. Someone else said, my mother-in-law gave me anti-wrinkle cream
Starting point is 00:45:42 for my first family Christmas present. I was 23! I would have thrown that cream right back in her face. Anonymous, good afternoon. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:45:56 Tell us, my friend. We're a bit racked up, Anonymous. Oh, it makes me so angry. My father-in-law of 30 years has been telling me for about 25 years that I'm overweight. Every time I see him, he makes a comment. But the funny thing is, he is rather large. I was going to say. Okay, so he shouldn't be throwing stones then?
Starting point is 00:46:18 No, he shouldn't be throwing stones. Or kilos for that matter. Yeah, stones or kilos. Have you told your partner that he does this? Oh, yeah, he just ignores them. Oh, I wouldn't. You don't want your partner to go and say, Dad, sort out your attitude?
Starting point is 00:46:35 No, I just don't want him turning slowly into him. That's my problem. Yeah. What kind of comments? Do you remember any of them anonymous? One of them was quite a few years ago. We stopped for lunch and I said to him, do you need anything?
Starting point is 00:46:49 Do you want any lunch? And he said, no, I don't. And you certainly don't need any. Oh my God. I want to punch that guy right in his trachea. Hey, anonymous. Anonymous. Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Put him in the cheapest retirement home You can find Like find one with shit food And be like Don't worry they'll put you on a diet here Those pounds will just Slip right off you 100%
Starting point is 00:47:17 Sorry about that Some of these tests Can't even be read out They are that bad So It's so crazy Yeah How
Starting point is 00:47:28 It makes you grateful Horrible Yeah Some in-laws can be It makes you grateful When you have really good in-laws Oh yeah Like it's like a second family
Starting point is 00:47:36 For sure It can be such That's definitely the case for me It can be such an amazing thing Yeah Like you can gain a whole new family And it's beautiful And it's awesome
Starting point is 00:47:44 But some people... Taylor Swift songs coming up. Don't call for that right now. They're about to throw the lines open for a birthday banger. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, birthday banger time. Oh no, I've got a throat bubble. You're not allowed to get rid of it on this show.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You just have to sit through it. Can you sing for us? One, two, three, four, five. Everybody on the house, come on, let's ride. It's still there. It's still there. Can you hear it? Mildly.
Starting point is 00:48:16 And now it's gone. There it goes. Wow, that was a big one. Abby's here. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, how are you? I'm getting distracted. It's not like I'm at work or anything. How was. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. How are you? I'm getting distracted.
Starting point is 00:48:25 It's not like I'm at work or anything. How was your day, Abby? It's been pretty good. How about you guys? Yeah, pretty good. Are you finished for the day? No, I'm hiding out the back. Good to hear.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Where do you work, Abby? Where are you hiding? I'm at a vet clinic. Oh, you guys work long hours. Yeah, it's a longer day for me today, sorry. But yeah, no, I thought I'd hide out the back and see what went. Can't hide at a vet clinic. The dogs will sniff you out.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yep. They'll find you. Abby, give us your date of birth. Let's do your birthday banger. The 12th of December, 2000. Right, that means you were 16, Abby, in 2016. And on the 12th of December 2016 this was at the top.
Starting point is 00:49:10 It's not bad. Oh, it's Black Beatles. The mannequin challenge. Remember that Abby? Oh, vaguely, yeah. What a one hit wonder. Are you disappointed with that? Oh, I've heard better, but it's not bad.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Yeah, okay. Could be worse. It's a bit of a vibe. At least it's famous for something, eh? Yeah. Okay, all right, Ray Strimmond. Wait there, let's do a birthday banger for Bailey, who's doing Dad's birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:49:39 G'day, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hello. How old are you, Bailey? I'm 12. And how old's Dad? He is 31. 31. How old are you, Bailey? I'm 12. And how old's Dad? He is 31. 31. There you go. Alright, well Dad
Starting point is 00:49:49 qualifies and I want to know what Dad's birthday is. My Dad's birthday is the 10th of August 1992. Perfect, Bailey. That means your Dad was 16 in 2008 and here's his birthday banger. Vintage Katy Perry.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Does Dad remember that one, Bailey? Yes, 100%. Is it a thumbs up or thumbs down? Thumbs up, 100%. Thumbs up, 100%. Okay, thanks, Bailey. Wait there. Let's, let's go. Okay, thanks, Barry. Wait there. Let's do Julie's birthday banger. Hi, Julie.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Hi, Julie. Oh, hey, guys. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, wait a second, Jules. Wait a second. Oh, you saucy winks, Jules. What's taking you so long? We were waiting for Taylor Swift, but then we're like, well, Mars will ring now.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Mars will ring now. I love it. Love to hear it. Well, while you're here, Julie, let's do your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? 28th of January, 1982. All right. That means you were 16 in 1998.
Starting point is 00:50:54 And Julie, sit back and relax. Here's your birthday banger. Look at yourselves, baby. You're straight out of your marble gallery. Rob Thomas in the Matchbox Twinnies. It's been years. What a June. It's a banger, Jules.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I know. Well, I thought Katy Perry would be hard to beat, but I reckon Matchbox Twinnies. I think you might have it, Jules. You got my vote, right? You got my vote. Oh, you got all the votes, Julie. Julie, it was a good time to call.
Starting point is 00:51:24 You've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Bloody legend, Jules, and good luck for getting us. The kids in the car here, they're so excited. We listen every week after Indoor Bowls, don't we, girls? Oh, that's so cool. Oh, shout out to you and the girls. Thanks for listening. And the boys, Toby, Cooper, and Lauren.
Starting point is 00:51:40 There we go. All the kids, the whole gang's here. John Z and Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. The winner of Matchbox 20. The winner of Birthday Banger is Matchbox 20 for Julie. That was number one in January 1998.
Starting point is 00:52:07 How good. God, Rob Thomas. He used to wear a low-cut pair of jeans, didn't he? Did he? Yep. Low-cut. Very low-cut. Like a low-rise jean.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Butt crack material. I just remember him being, yeah, like I just remember Bush. Really? Yeah. Are you thinking of Rob Thomas or Anastasia? No, I'm thinking of Rob Thomas. He had his bush out. Like I just, that's what I think of Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas' pubes protruded over his trousers.
Starting point is 00:52:36 That's why I just remember him. Hold on, Rob Thomas. I do not remember this. 2000s. Yeah, just Google Rob Thomas pubes. Why am I thinking of Bryan Adams? Even then. Really?
Starting point is 00:52:47 I just remember him wearing very low-cut jeans. You're not thinking of like Steven Tyler or something like that? Nah. Or like the lead singer of Led Zeppelin? Nah, no, I know the difference. I know the difference. It was Rob. Rob?
Starting point is 00:53:01 Yep. Okay. Well, you find that picture. I'll get it printed out as a poster for you to hang in your house. Hell yeah. Put it up in my toilet. I would expect nothing less. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I have come up with a little game that I am calling Guess the Fandoms. Okay. It's going to put you guys' music knowledge to the test. But really hone in on what musicians, or not just musicians, it can be actors, it can be any famous person, what their fandoms call themselves. Oh. So, for example, Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Poothies. Exactly. Charlie Puth. Poothies. Exactly. Charlie Puth. Poothies. The Puthinators? Yeah, yeah. I think.
Starting point is 00:53:50 The Poothians? The big Puth Puth heads. The Poothians. Okay. Yeah. Let's see who knows their fandoms the most. Let's kick it off with whose fandom calls themselves... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How are we answering? Are we buzzing in or do we just yell out the answer? Buzz in, wait, wait, wait, wait. How are we answering?
Starting point is 00:54:05 Are we buzzing in or do we just yell out the answer? Buzzing, I guess. Buzzing. Okay. Whose fandom calls themselves the Little Monsters? Claudia. Lady Gaga. Correct.
Starting point is 00:54:17 It is Lady Gaga. We'll start off with an easy one. What about the Smilers? Claudia. Clinton. Miley Cyrus. Damn it's in. Miley Cyrus. Damn it. It is Miley Cyrus, the fandom.
Starting point is 00:54:30 What about the Barbs? Oh, damn it. Clint. Yes, Ella. Barbs? Yes, Clint. Barbra Streisand fans. No.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Oh. Not Barbra Streisand fans. Clint. Barbs, yes. Oh, no, I know the answer to this. I was going to say Rihanna because she's from Barbados, but no. Oh, that's, yeah, good thought. I've never heard of the Barb's.
Starting point is 00:54:51 No, you know what the Rihanna's are, eh? The Rihanna Navy. Are they? Oh, that's cool. I don't know why. I think because she was in that Battleship movie. Yeah, could be. That was the biggest thing she's done in her career was that movie.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Yeah, it was a big movie. Yeah, big movie break. It was huge. thing she's done in her career, was that movie. Yeah, it was a big movie. Yeah, big movie break. It was huge. No, it's Nicki Minaj. Ah. And it might be Barbie and Roman when she used to do those characters. What about the lesbians?
Starting point is 00:55:15 Clint. Claudia. Lizzo. It is Lizzo. That's such a cool one, the lesbians. What about the lovers? Claudia. Yes, Claude?
Starting point is 00:55:26 Niall Horan. Nice work, Claudia. I was going to say Jennifer Love Hewitt. Well done. Where's that from, the lovers? He just always says, like, Auckland is for lovers. Like, every time he's in a different place, he's like, this place is for lovers.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Who are the fandom, the black stars? Ella, Blackpink. It's a great guess, but no. Clint. Yes. My Chemical Romance. It's another great guess, but no. Claude, you want to have a guess?
Starting point is 00:55:53 Blink-182. Ella. It's, yeah. 1970. No, what's the... Think punk, female. Green Day. Oh, Caramore.
Starting point is 00:56:04 It's another great guess. It's actually Avril Lavigne. Oh, Caramore. It's another great guess. It's actually Avril Lavigne. Oh, okay. Yeah, the Black Stars are Avril Lavigne. What about the... I thought they were the Levinators. What about the Blinks? Claudia.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yes, Clint. Blink-182. No, it's not Blink- Blink-180. No. Who the hell is Blink-180? They're that. Claudia.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Yes. Blackpink. It is Blackpink. Nice work. What about the Hooligans? Clint. Yes. Hooligan Hiffs. Claudia.ink. It is Blackpink. Nice work. What about the hooligans? Clint. Yes. Hooligan hiffs.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Claudia. No. The hoolidoolies. I mean, fantastic band. Oh, Hoobastank is a good guess. Sorry, what was it again? It's actually Bruno Mars. What?
Starting point is 00:56:38 Well, that's why I don't know. His fandom call themselves the hooligans. What about the avatars? Stop pretending you've got a fandom, Bruno Mars. Yeah, hard. Ghosts sing about the moon. The avatars about the avatars? Stop pretending you've got a fandom, Bruno Mars. Yeah, hard. Go sing about the moon. The avatars? The avatars.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Coldplay? No. Avatars. I would have said Avril Lavigne, but that's already been taken. It makes sense when I say it. It's a bit of a niche one. Earth, wind and fire. It is a niche one.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Jim Cameron. It's Ava Max. Who the heck is that? Okay, let's go for some bigger ones. You should know these. The Bardi Gang. Bardi Gang. Bardi Gang. You should know this one. Oh, Clint. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Bad Baby? Bad Barbie? No. Bad Bunny. That's Cardi B. What about The Fighters? Foo Fighters. Ella, Foo Fighters. No. The Fighters. It's Christina Agu Ella, Foo Fighters. No. The Fighters. It's Christina Aguilera's fandom. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:29 The Lover Ticks. Clint. Yes. Fans of Taylor Swift, but only the Lover album. It's Demi Lovato. Last one. Whose fandom is called Animals? Ella, Glass Animals. Clint, Neon Animals. You all should get this one. Whose fandom is called Animals? Ella, Glass Animals.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Clint, Neon Animals. You all should get this one. I wasn't listening. I'm stuck on the Dewey Lovato one. She had an album called Cannibals. Ella. Clint. Oh, Clint.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I'm going to have to give it to Ella just in case. Eat a big... Sorry. Eat a what? Eat a what? Eat a banana. Eat a banana. It's good. Five bucks a day. Thank. I got one. Eat a what? Eat a what? Eat a banana. Eat a banana. It's good.
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