ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 24th September 2026
Episode Date: September 24, 2026Is your name a hybrid of your parents names? New idea for kids' birthday parties. Are you really good at something unusual? Why did you not finish your marathon? Bree Tomasel &... Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I think I met you in the dream last month
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Back now he said me
They were green
Kuntie everybody
How you doing
And Clint?
We're just in our
conspiracy corner over here
Brie's just dropped the bombshell on me
Almost a week after the game,
that the ref from the Warriors game,
it's got a gambling problem.
Well, I mean, that's what I read.
No, you're right.
Just Google it.
Yeah, it's a, like, known.
Top NRL referee Ashley Klein confirmed in June,
26, that he battled a serious gambling addiction,
which resulted in losses of more than $400,000.
Wild, eh?
Oh, no, you only bet on horses and greyhounds, though.
That's what...
Yeah.
But still, I couldn't believe.
When I read that story
You know you've got a problem
If you're betting on the greyhounds, eh?
Leave the greyhounds alone
At that stage you're just looking for something to bed on?
Hey
Yeah
You're like dogs
This is a grim way to open the show, isn't it?
What else can we race?
Don't they race camels in some countries?
Yeah, I think so
Camels are pretty bloody fast
When they want to be
What do you wear to a day at the camel races?
Cargo pants
In camel colour
Camel coloured cargos
Yeah
Right, okay, if you want to bet on our half marathon, by the way,
Sterling Sports have come on board.
Shit, this is a good segue.
You can text Sport and the time that you think
Bree and I will complete our half marathon to 9-696.
Closest to the time that we actually finish
is going to score themselves a $1,000 sterling sports voucher.
That is correct, and it's guilt-free betting, which is even better.
Yeah.
Because you can remain guilt-free.
I mean, unless you feel bad for us and our bodies and how bad it's going to be for us tomorrow.
But who cares about that?
And unless you attempt to bribe us.
And I'm open to being bribed, by the way.
I just don't know that I can effectively adjust the time that we finish the half marathon.
Same.
Unless someone picks like six hours and we really drag our feet for the last three.
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Let's get into Trady versus Lady, shall we?
Play ZDEM's brilliant clint.
This is the main event.
Treaty versus Lady!
Yeah, time to run it back for the Trades versus the ladies again this afternoon.
The Trades 10 in front currently.
84 plays 74.
It's a big lead.
Our lady is from Hamilton.
She's 28, and she is currently on an 11-day option.
shop trip around the North Island.
Welcome to the show, Annabel.
Hi, Annabelle.
Hello.
Is this a holiday that you've been...
Tracking around?
Yeah.
Yeah, kind of.
Or is it a business?
It's mostly personal, but a little bit of pleasure.
Have you found any gems?
Like, have you found, like, a Gucci handbag for $5 or something like that?
No.
I found a really cool mid-century coat rack, probably the coolest thing I found.
How much do you want for it?
For, not sure.
Not for sale.
Not for sale.
You found any old tissues and jumpers or anything?
No, but there's been some interesting places we've been to.
There's still time.
You're taking on our tradie from Todonga today.
They are 17 and they know how to fly a plane.
What?
Welcome to the show, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, see you guys.
A real plane?
Yeah, just a small, like, sassness.
What do you mean just like you're brushing it off like it's not a big deal?
It's a huge deal.
How long did that take you to know how to fly a plane, Amy?
I don't know.
Easier than driving a car.
Wait, do you have, you're 17.
Do you have your driver's license?
Yeah.
Oh, you do?
I was going to say, imagine getting your pilot's license before your driver's license.
I know.
I know that would have been such a flight.
So wait, do you have your pilot license as well?
I'm working towards it, yeah.
That's so cool.
A 17-year-old's life.
allowed to fly planes, Amy?
Yeah, you can't take your first solo
until you're 16, so you can't fight by yourself.
Yeah, true, true, true, true.
That's stupid.
All right, Amy, you're our trading today.
Annabel, you're our lady.
Let's go with names as buzzers to keep it clear,
and the first of three gets the 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
What traditional instrument is most commonly associated with squatland?
Annabelle.
Annabelle.
The bat type.
I.
The bloody bagpipes, nothing like them.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
We are running the half marathon tomorrow with no training.
Name a brand of running shoe that we could wear.
Amy.
Amy's in.
Auxx.
Essex?
Yeah, we could wear Apexx.
Bree's got some Asox.
Essex GLK.
Yardo, thank you very much.
We're one apiece.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Let's go.
Amy's in.
Is it six, six, six.
It is 660.
It is 660.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
In the movie, The Lion King, what is the name of Simba's love interest?
Amy.
Amy, for the win.
Nala.
Nala is on the money, and that's the win.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Yeah, it is actually.
And Amy's flying it over Tauranga.
Congratulations, Amy, you're a tradie-burst lady champion.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Don't worry about being beaten by a 17.
She's not a 17 year old.
She's not a regular 17 year old, okay?
You fly a damn plane, Edel.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, fair enough.
She would have beat us too.
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Lots of happy baby news around at the moment.
And the latest is from Twilight Star Taylor Launtner and his wife, Taylor Launtner.
Oh, that's nice.
Were you at Twyhard?
Um, no.
Did you have a team, Edward or Jacob?
Not really.
I watched them.
Pick Claudia's.
Because I guarantee you she was a twi heart.
But before we go to her, can you predict her?
Claudia is Edward Cullen all over it.
Rude.
You should know better.
I'm very alternative.
She was into Bella.
No, I was actually one step further.
She was an Esme fan.
I was into Jasper.
Who's Jasper?
He's the one of the brothers.
He's one of the other.
Vampire brother or werewolf brother?
Just a vampire side character.
So I was on the right side, though.
Yeah, you were.
It had to be an alternative one for it.
It had to be.
Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner's baby is here.
They've had a baby girl.
And the whole world wants to know did Taylor Launtner and Taylor Launtner name their baby Taylor Launtner?
God, I hope so.
Do you know?
I don't know.
You don't know.
Okay.
Well, this is exciting.
I'm doing the big reveal for you.
They've posted about it on Instagram.
And I can confirm that Taylor Launtner and Taylor Launtner have named their baby Lennon, Taylor Launtner.
Wait, to say again?
Lennon Taylor Launtner.
Lennon Taylor, Lordner.
God, that's a mouthful.
What's the middle name is Taylor?
Lennon.
Just like you've got a middle name, okay?
It's not that much of a mouthful.
You don't have to say the middle name every time.
Lennon.
Except, Lotton.
No, no.
In this one where you do have to say the first and last name.
Lennon Lottner.
A bit of a mouthful.
Lennon Marengai.
Lennie.
Lennie.
They called her Lennie.
Yeah, that's cute.
Thank you, Lenny.
But middle name Taylor.
obscure Zoolander reference.
Yeah, middle name Taylor.
I love it.
I love it.
It would be a total missed opportunity
if Taylor Launtner and Taylor Launtner
didn't name their baby Taylor Lawner.
I reckon they should have went the full, like whole hog though.
Yeah, they kind of chicken down a little bit, didn't they?
The family of Tayers.
But it saves, they've got more, they could have more kids.
Yeah.
They can all be called Taylor Launtner.
Or can they?
Technically, I think they can.
As long as they have a different middle name.
Well, Taylor Lourner's wife goes by the name Tay.
Oh.
I think just so they know.
well they know who they're talking to
because if Taylor here's
Taylor in the house
it's not going to be talking to himself
yeah exactly right
exactly right
I do love that they named it Taylor Launtner
I told you how mad I was at my friends
Lee and Lee who didn't name any of their children
Lee crazy
yeah that's a missed opportunity
Lee squared you couldn't even
the first one Lee squared and the second one
Lee cubed
you know yeah
because Lee times Lee equals Lee
yeah squared
right
And then Lee, Lee and Lee is Lee cubed.
Right?
I'm confused.
And just put a little three and a little two up beside them.
Oh, yeah, that's cute on a passport, isn't it?
I want to know if your name, not that if you got your parents' name,
but if you got a hybrid of your parents' name, which is the alternative, right?
That's the other way that your parents can go.
You go, well, I want to give them my name, but I don't want to seem completely egotistical.
And so you do a mash-up, and you are living proof of this, Brie Thomasel.
I think it's a bit weird.
Yeah, but you have it.
I know, but I didn't have a choice in the matter.
No, no one does.
My middle name, Stephanie, is after my dad, Stephen.
And then my brother, my mom gave him a middle name after her.
What's your brother's middle name?
Is it Dean?
No, he doesn't like me talking about it.
So hers is Diane.
Yep, okay, see if you can pick what it is.
Dwayne.
No.
Diane.
Dane.
No.
Dion.
Dion.
It's Dion.
It's Deon.
Mama Dion.
And what did your sister get?
She was named after my Italian grandmother for some reason.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so her middle name's Ninetta,
and then all the kids used to bully her
because it's an Italian name,
and they'd be like, Amber's got Ninanitties.
Kids are awful.
That's my grandma's name.
Do you have a hybrid name of your parents?
Can you share it with us?
Can you tell us where it came from?
Are you sad that your dad didn't give you his name as your middle name?
He did.
He gave me his middle name.
Oh, is that what he did?
My dad's got a weird name.
His name is Aeson.
I've said before that it's a made-up name and there's about two people who text us and they go,
It's not made up.
See, you really give off the Aeson vibe to me.
No, my dad's middle name is Paul and so he gave me the middle name Paul.
And a few years ago I said to him, Dad, where does Paul come from?
And he went, I don't know.
I was like, ah, meaningful.
So nice that you passed it down.
Yeah, thanks for carrying on the tradition of Paul.
Are you a hybrid name from your parents?
Dead end, Franklin.
Taylor Launtner and Taylor Lautner have welcomed little baby Taylor Lawtoner into the world.
Middle name, Taylor.
Yeah.
First name, Lennon.
Lennon.
Lenny, Lenny, Lennie Taylor Launtner.
Lannelin?
Yeah.
Lannelon.
Lams wool.
Are you saying lanerlin, like sheep's wool?
We want to know if you got a hybrid name.
Is your name like a mix of your parents' name?
Or is it like an adapted version of one of your parents' name?
Like Breeze, Brianna, Steve, Tomicel.
Vilna is here.
Hi, Vilna.
Hi, Vilna.
Hi, guys.
This is your brother who has a hybrid name.
Is that right?
It is.
So my dad's name is Dennis Gary.
And then he decided to name his firstborn Gary, Dennis.
No, he did it.
Jesus.
He did not.
He goes, you know what?
What's better than two first names?
Four first names.
Dennis Gary, I've enjoyed it so much.
I'm going to name my son.
Gary Dennis.
Dennis Gary, son of Gary Dennis.
It's very confusing when male comes in because he doesn't laugh.
It's for him or dad.
Oh, my God, so true.
Oh, true, because sometimes they switch the name.
names are it?
So Dennis is the middle name, is that right?
No, so dad's first name is Dennis.
Yeah.
And then his middle name's Gary.
Yeah, right.
He's any name to my brother, Gary Dennis.
What's the surname?
Griggs.
So Gary Dennis Griggs and Dennis Gary Griggs.
That's so dumb.
Why would he do that?
And then you get a name like Vilna.
Yeah, that's my grandmother's name.
Yeah, I know.
You got a bit of spice on there, didn't you?
Yeah, you got a bit of.
away, Scott free.
I've got a hyphen first name,
which is both my grandmother's.
Oh, so what is it?
Go on, hit us with it.
So it's Vilna there, there.
See, you're spicy.
And over there you got bloody Gary Dennis, Dennis,
Gary.
I thought you're about to say Vilna Gary,
is your minute?
No, maybe.
They weren't that my father.
My,
Gary Dennis.
Villna Gary Dennis.
We asked, do you have a hybrid
name? Someone said I went to school
with a girl with the last name,
Bradley.
brother was Bradley Bradley. Bradley. That's awful.
Brad Bradley. Why would you do that to a kid? No offense, but like, give him a different
name. That means you're clean out of ideas and that baby was born before those naming
apps, you know? Yeah. They're like, well, you got no ideas. I guess we're going to go with that
then. My mother's name is Donette. Her parents' names were Donald and Bernadette.
Amazing. So what's her name? Donette. I've never heard that.
Better than Bernard Donald, isn't it?
Yeah, I think so.
They were toss him up between the two.
This one's similar to that.
It says, I've got a friend whose parents' names are Graham and Diana.
And the kids' names are Brayam and Donna.
Shit, mate.
Brayam.
Brayam.
I nearly swore, like, properly swore.
Here's my son, Brayam.
This is baby Brayam.
And this is Donna.
And Graham's like, did you name them up to me?
And you're like, half.
It's a mix of me and your mum.
My grandma's...
He's got my eyes.
And my initials.
My grandma's initials are MJC.
My dad's initials are MJC.
And mine are MJC.
Too bad I don't want to have kids,
so I won't be passing that on.
Just despite them.
This one said,
My mum said her sister's names are Andrea and Raywin.
Their parents' names were Anne and Raywin.
Raymond.
Wow.
That's good.
So Raymond got in there even though they were two girls.
Andrea.
Andrea and Raywin.
Yeah.
And Raywin, yeah.
Because when Anne was born, he's like, well, Andrea, you can have this one.
And then we have a boy next and we can call it Raymond.
And then it's a girl.
It's Raywin.
No.
What about Raywin?
Rayweena is the other option.
My mate's family, their parents' names were Chris.
and Tom, and the kids were two boys named Christopher and Thomas.
Okay.
So you've got Chris, Tom, Christopher and Thomas.
Yes.
Well, surely Chris and Tom's full names are Christopher and Thomas.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My mom is Nicola and my older brother is Nicholas.
My granddad sometimes calls them both Nick.
Why are you naming one Nicola and one Nicholas?
It's literally like a couple of letters different.
I have family friends that have children LJ and Lee Jay.
LJ and LeJ.
Oh my God, they just swapped the first two letters around.
Okay, yeah, that was not so bad.
Okay, this one's on themselves.
They said, I love the name Laila, but my name is Shayla.
And people thought it was weird, but I did it anyway.
Oh, Leila, Shela named their baby Laila.
So Shailer has got Laila.
Yeah, Shaila had Laila.
And then they marry Taylor.
Yeah, Shaila Layla and Taylor.
Yeah.
That's quite nice.
Rolls off the tongue.
Someone named Taylor texting and said,
I've never heard my name said more in a three-minute segment.
Taylor Lawtoner, Taylor, Launtner.
We could go on with these forever.
They're quite incredible.
Yeah, there's quite a few.
What about the real estate agent from Rotarroa?
Paula Paul.
Is her name?
Paula Paul.
Paula Paul.
Paul.
Zidens, Brian and Clint.
I feel like.
it would be quite hard coming up with new ideas for kids parties.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, yes and no kids don't want much.
Yeah, true.
You give them some lolly bags.
You don't have to reinvent the wheel.
Pin the tail of a donkey.
Guess what?
You know what the beauty of kids parties is?
They've never been to them before.
But here's the thing.
Could you invent a kids party which makes it more enjoyable for the adults?
I'm open to suggestion.
The suggestion that is doing the rounds at the moment.
has come from Canada.
A mum over in Canada has shared online her idea for a kids party,
which now hear me out is a kids park crawl.
Park crawl, okay.
So pub crawl?
But parks.
But parks.
You load kids onto a party bus.
Yeah.
And you hit all the best parks in the neighbourhood one after the other.
Okay, I like the bus park.
Because the most annoying part about taking kids anywhere is to loading them in
and loading them out of the car.
So it's on a bus.
But if it's a bus system.
Yeah, just like a pub crawl.
And also getting them to leave the playground.
But if there's the temptation of another playground.
We're going to the next playground.
Yeah.
And the next one's better than this one.
Yeah.
Okay.
And they say at the last park, so you pick the last park,
the best park for last.
Yeah.
And that's where you do the cake and you bring out the cake at the last park.
So what part of this is for adults?
Well, the adults don't have to go.
Oh, no, they do.
What?
Multiple.
Well, not all.
the adults have to go because they're not going to fit on the bus.
Nah, because if you're the one that doesn't go, sorry to bring you boring parent chat,
but if you're the one who doesn't go, your kids are 100% going to injure themselves.
If you go, they won't.
But it's Murphy's law.
If you don't go, your kid's breaking their arm.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, way to dampen the idea.
Well, way to bring me a stink idea.
You were like, what if it was more fun for adults?
And I was like, alcohol.
No, well, all the adults stay back at the person who's throw in the party's house and they all have drinks.
No, that's what we do now.
Oh.
So the party's at the house and the kids are downstairs partying and you get a magician or something.
Are you hiring a magician?
My daughter went to a party with a magician recently.
Sick.
God, rich friends.
No, it's not expensive to hire a magician.
Oh, we had...
Just because, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, just because you haven't done something doesn't mean it's rich, okay?
That sounds rich to me.
Growing up, we had a box.
They put stars on it.
filled it with lollies and told us to hit it until it opened and that was the pinata.
Do you do Wacky Starbox?
Wacky Starbucks is the best.
They were rich.
And then another time dad cut up a piece of plastic and we had our slip and slide in the
backyard until one girl dislocated her finger and then that got ruined.
I'm just Googling how much to hire a magician New Zealand.
Yeah.
In New Zealand, hiring a professional magician.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah.
This would be fun for anybody's birthday party child or other.
Otherwise, typically costs between 270 and 850 per event.
Oh, okay.
That's pretty expensive.
Hourly rates for a magician generally range from 210 to 400.
You don't want the magician for more than an hour.
Are we in the wrong profession?
We could be making $200 an hour.
What would your trick be?
Hide the food.
Sorry.
Oh, God, kids.
The kids would love it.
Just beer and cake.
Z-Tam's Brean and Clint podcast.
This is the tea.
First, more Taylor Swift news.
Only a day after announcing a new single, Patient Zero.
Taitay has revealed that, uh-uh, not tomorrow.
Do you get one song?
You get four songs
These are all from
The Life of a Showgirl album, right?
That's what she says, yeah
She's going to extend a
So release an extended version of the album
Four new tracks,
Patient Zero
Cleveland
It's got an exclamation mark on it
Yeah?
Cleveland
Pink Clouding
Oh, okay
And Babylon
Ooh
Great David Gray song Babylon
Fantastic song
Which is very exciting
That'll come out tomorrow during the race
During our half marathon
We'll play some on the show
No doubt
Well we'll need Claudia to do it
Because she's in charge of the buttons tomorrow
Claudia will we play some Taylor Swift tomorrow
Oh I suppose
Someone will sort that out
Oh yeah absolutely
Yeah four o'clock
If you had to pick from those four
Just based on the name
What are you picking
What's the one the exclamation?
Cleveland
I want that one
But patient zero
That's going to be it
If she led with that, I feel like we have to play that as well.
That's the single.
She knows what's up, right?
No shade, but in the post announcing it on Instagram,
I believe Taylor has done a classic humble brag.
Can I read you what she wrote?
She said, about a year ago, you guys did a truly unfathomable thing,
something that completely blew my mind.
You gave the life of a showgirl the biggest week for an album in history.
That's a good humble brag, though.
It's a good humble brag, isn't that?
Because it's putting it back on her fans saying you guys did this.
Not me.
It was you guys.
There you go.
Four new Taylor Swift tracks in the life of a showgirl,
the encore hitting your Spotify tomorrow.
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Bree offered you the chance to win a thousand dollar stealing sports voucher just before
if you predict the time of our half marathon.
Correct.
Can I say to the people texting in over four hours?
I think that's pretty accurate.
No.
I think that's a good guess.
No, that's not filling us with confidence, is it?
And to the person who said DNF for both of you,
look, if you are right,
I'll be very loathed to give you the sterling sports voucher.
They could, they technically could win it.
Also, you asked for a spin cycle coach to come down?
Oh, spin class coach.
Spin cycle is a washing machine, isn't it?
Someone, Kendall is texted and said,
I'm an instructor at City Fitness.
This sounds like fun.
Kendall, please.
come down and we would love to get you for a few laps just to give us some motivation.
We're keen to have you.
Can you bring your headset microphone?
Yep.
And we'll see if Claudia can get you a speaker that you can plug into.
Yeah.
We'd love to have you down there, Kendall.
A treat for us and the people just trying to enjoy their afternoon in Victoria Park.
Have a little picnic.
So motivating.
You know Clint, you know how sport has never been your thing.
I feel like I may have found the competition.
for you.
Okay.
How does speed puzzling sound?
I need some more details.
Can you tell me a bit more about speed puzzling?
So to break it down in the simplest way, speed puzzling involves competitors,
either individually competing or in teams,
and they attempt to complete the same jigsaw puzzle in the fastest time,
possible speed puzzling.
I didn't need an explanation after all.
It's exactly how it sounds.
It is.
And you said that happened in Christchurch.
Yeah, there's been, there's competitions all over.
Yeah.
I never realised that this was even a thing.
Yeah.
But there's regional events in Canterbury, Wellington, Nelson, Deney,
all over the country.
Yeah.
And there's a guy that's making headlines in New Zealand at the moment.
His name is Cornell Prinslu.
Wonderful puzzling name.
Wonderful puzzling name.
He picked up the sport.
He's 34.
He only picked up the sport about a year ago
because he went and watched one of his friends
and thought, I could give that a crack.
And now he's talking about going to the World Series.
That's my dream to accidentally discover my talent.
This could be it.
Have you ever to be the puzzler?
And be like, oh, that looks like fun.
And then I give it a go.
And within a year, I'm one of the best in the country.
What are the odds?
Yeah.
Imagine.
This guy, he's been doing it.
on it for just over a year and now he's trying to raise money so he can go to the
world series of speed puzzling.
Good on him.
Yeah.
That's cool.
How cool is that?
It's cool because it's something to do.
It's cool because it's community and it's cool because it sounds like he could travel
the world with this.
Yes.
He also has dreams to go to the competition.
It's a world jigsaw puzzle championship in Spain after that.
I like to think that they give them the puzzle pieces but not the picture so they don't
know what they're making.
I don't know if they do give them the picture.
And then once they've completed the puzzle,
it's a picture of where they're going for the world championships.
Wouldn't that be fun?
They give you your plane ticket, but it's in puzzle format.
And you have to put the plane ticket puzzle together before your flight leaves
to be able to get to the airport in time.
I mean, the possibilities are endless.
Yeah.
We've had a text from a speed puzzler.
Oh, really?
It says speed puzzler here for over two years.
I work with one of the best speed puzzlers
in New Zealand.
What's their name?
The best speed puzzler in New Zealand.
Yeah.
Have they taken on this guy before?
Have they went head to head with Cornell Prinzlu?
Yeah.
I'd love to know who took it out.
Is Cornell Prinzlu like the Sean Johnson of puzzling?
I think he could be.
I like to think that he is.
He might be representing New Zealand overseas very soon.
We want to ask you if you're good at something unusual.
Our villain producer, Emily, this week,
revealed to us that you've got quite an interesting hobby,
don't you, Emily? Yeah, I play Ultimate Frisbee.
Ultimate Frisbee. You were telling me
about this the other night,
and you said that
what was it, the club that you play
for? Tepa Papa, Ultimate.
Oh, and Onihanga? Yes.
Yeah, yeah. And you guys,
unfortunately went down to a
team from Hamilton recently.
Yeah. Is Ultimate Frisbee
where you throw the Frisbee at that cage
with the chains on it?
That is the number one most ask question, but
It's not.
That's disc golf.
That's disc golf.
Ultimate Frisbee is kind of like...
Oh, it's kind of like lacrosse with a frisbee, isn't it?
Kind of like netball with a frisbee.
Yeah, it's just like where you have to pass the frisbee from person to person.
Can you run with the frisbee?
No.
So it's like netball in that sense.
How many steps do you get once you catch it?
Well, because it's self-reft, technically, as many as you like, unless the other person calls travel.
It's self-reft.
It's meant to be too.
It's meant to be too.
Is it self-reft because there's no refs yet?
Well, like the higher levels, like worlds and...
A rift.
Yeah.
Yeah. But I got banned from playing Ultimate Frisbee during lunchtime at school
because it was, I got too competitive.
Bree was catching it in her teeth like a Labrador.
You need to not play for a few weeks.
You're getting too into it.
Also, have you had your rabies shot?
We want to know if you're good at something unusual.
And we mean that with love, obviously.
Maybe it's something that we might have never heard of.
Like speed puzzling.
Like speed puzzling.
I didn't really know about Ultimate Frisbee until this week.
Yeah.
Oh 800 dials at M.
Text it to 966.
We don't know about it, but there's a whole community of people out there doing it.
And you just happen to be quite good at it.
We'd love to hear about it.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
You and I have just been introduced to the world of speed puzzling.
Yeah.
Totally new to us.
Which we didn't realize was a thing.
But competitions go around.
It's all over the country.
It happens.
World Championships, world series.
We're getting texts from the speed puzzling community, actually.
Yeah.
Dale said, I'm a speed puzzler.
I get very confused over things very quickly.
I don't know how those two things are related.
Yeah, I don't know.
Just puzzling calm your brain down.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Someone else said, my colleague, Alison, in Dunedin, has been to Spain for speed puzzling.
That's where the World Series happens.
Wow.
Well, the World Championships, one of them.
I'm also a speed puzzler.
I did a 500 piece in 38 minutes.
First event this weekend post baby seven months ago.
500 pieces.
Are you getting back into puzzling postpartum?
Yeah.
Good to have you back on board.
Postpartum puzzling.
500 piece in 38 minutes.
I haven't done all that many puzzles, but that sounds pretty bloody good.
Yeah.
Rebecca's here.
Hi, Rebecca.
Hi, Rebecca.
Hello.
You have multiple unusual skills, don't you?
You're a speed puzzler.
Yes, I've done a few speed puzzling competitions.
Okay.
And is 500 pieces in 38 minutes?
Is that decent?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Okay.
Have you got a PB that you can share?
I have actually not finished a 500 piece in a competition before.
And normally have a few pieces left over.
Okay.
Oh, is there a time limit?
Yes, yeah.
You normally have, I think it's three hours.
Okay.
And then you count up the pieces that you have left over.
And they...
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Thank you from that.
It's like you and I with the half marathon.
Yeah, we're going to have some pieces left over.
Technically we've got four hours.
Yeah.
But we'll do it until we're done.
What's your other unusual skill?
I also do field archery.
What does that entail?
You just shoot arrows out in the field at stuff.
Kind of.
So you've got Olympic archery, which is target archery.
Yes.
What you see at the Olympics.
But I do field archery where I kind of walk around the bush,
shooting at 3D targets, 3D animal targets, and things like that.
You're like a real catness.
Kind of, yeah.
Who's your favourite, catnus or legolus?
Probably catnus.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Catnus is cool.
Cool, thanks Rebecca.
Azariah is here.
Hey, Azaraya.
Hi, Azaria.
Hi.
What are you good at, Azaria?
Speed skating.
Speed skating.
Speed skating.
Have you got the really long skates?
Is that the speed skating?
Yeah.
It's on wheels.
Oh, so you're not on the ice.
You're on inline skating.
Yeah.
What's the goal, as a ride?
Do you want to go?
What competition do you want to go to?
Um, clearly different types of competition.
Okay.
And have you won anything before?
Yeah, I've won like a third place.
And then Saturday, I'm going to the sovereign opening on Saturday.
That's so cool.
Well, hey, best of luck.
I wish we were doing our half marathon on speed skates.
That would be a good idea.
Someone said the first time I ever played Patonk, I won the competition.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Which one's Patonk again?
Accidentally finding out that you're really good at something.
Patonk is in the gravel or the shells,
and you underarm toss the heavy ball
and you've got to land closest to the jack.
Botchy.
Yeah, botchy.
But you guys call it Patonk.
I love that game.
Yeah.
Is it the...
I think it's botchy or isn't botchy?
Is Botchy the sliding one?
No.
Isn't it?
No.
What's the sliding one?
Shuffle board?
Is that shuffleboard?
Shuffle board?
What's the one you do with your hand?
Is that shuffle board?
Shuffle board?
Oh no.
Shuffle board, they say, is the one where you push it, hey.
Yeah, that's the one they play on the deck of ships.
Yeah.
What's the one that you play at bars where you slide the heavy disc along the waxed table?
And it's got sand on the table.
Yeah.
Yeah, not sure.
Yeah, Ptonk's fun.
I'm a professional E-A-F-C gamer.
I'm ranked.
ranked first in New Zealand.
For what game?
Yeah.
Someone else said my daughter is in the New Zealand aerobics team
heading to the world championships in November.
Aerobics.
Is huge in the South Island and Wellington,
but no Auckland teams compete anymore.
Aerobics, I was thinking gymnastics,
but aerobics, like the 80s, 90s exercise classes.
Yeah, a friend of mine, her teenage daughter,
she's in an Aussie team.
And, yeah, they literally do like aerobics routine.
The aerobics is so rife for a comeback.
Isn't it?
Did you guys have...
Because it's fashion, it's music and it's exercise.
Did you guys have early in the mornings on New Zealand TV, like the aerobics?
Yeah.
Yeah, we would always watch it as kids.
There's a really famous New Zealand lady who was like the aerobics instructor.
Like the New Zealand Jane Fonda.
Yes.
I won't be able to remember her name.
Five points to someone who texts in her name.
And five points are someone who texts in the name of the Slidy Disc game.
Yeah. What is Slidy Disc called? I think we should call it Slidy Disc.
A ZM's Brinklin podcast.
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.
Bre and Clint's What's the Plot?
Mammoth round of what's the plot on the way, $750 cash on the line.
Dale, what do you reckon about that?
Oh, that'd be good.
It's very useful.
What are you going to put it towards if you win it?
Oh, we've got school holidays coming up, so I guess the kids need to do something.
Yeah.
Yeah, chipmunks.
I like it.
Good train of thought, Dale.
You can book out the whole of chipmunks for $750.
You sure could.
Dale, have you heard the game before?
Yep, yep.
Listen a few times.
All right, I'll just give you a quick refresher, so we're all clear.
I read out movie plotlines.
You two, Dale and Bree, have to guess the name of that movie from the plotline.
You buzz in with your name to be able to have a guess,
and you don't have to wait for me to finish to have a guess.
Okay, Dale?
Gotcha.
Today, because we are attempting to run a half marathon tomorrow,
all of these movies are about running
and being an underdog
like us, Bree, we are underdogs tomorrow.
We're the underst dog.
Who?
Okay.
It's all the clues you're getting.
Good luck, guys.
Here's your first plot line.
Good luck, Dale.
No, it doesn't want to say it back.
Thank you.
Good luck.
He's too nervous.
He's like, I'm ready to play.
Movie number one, a struggling boxer living a quiet life.
Bree.
Rocky.
Oh!
Seen it?
I've seen it.
I've seen them all.
Seen creed?
Seen it.
Anything with Michael B. Jordan and I've seen it.
Black Panther?
Seen it.
Sinners?
Seen it.
I've seen everything, mostly.
Movie number two, Dale, you're hanging on by a thread, mate.
It's first to two, okay?
Come on, bring us kids have got school holidays.
I know.
Movie number two.
A farmer, here's a mistake.
mysterious voice telling him to build something unusual in the middle of his cornfield, despite
the risk of losing everything.
Once he follows the strange instructions, Dale.
I'm going to go Field of Dreams.
Well done, Dale.
It ain't over, Dale.
Oh, we're still in.
It ain't over, Dale.
Don't quit.
Stay in it.
I'm in it.
You too, Brie.
No.
I'm still here.
Movie number three, match point for the win.
A group of athletes from an unlikely country.
Oh, Dale.
Go on running.
Holy shit.
Good on you, Dale.
The $750 man who's about to put on the best damn school holidays ever.
Congratulations, Dale.
Thanks.
You enjoy that, mate.
You go do the best school holidays you can with that money, mate.
I'm sure it's going to be put to good news.
Take him to KFC.
And as the Bree and Clint show, we endorse that.
Geez, big one.
How are you feeling?
Yeah, fine.
Had to go at some point.
Oh, no.
She doesn't feel fine.
Guys, we've broken Bree the day before the half marathon.
No, no, it's good.
He deserved to win.
Oh.
It's okay.
You'll get him next time.
Why are you making it out like I'm not fine?
I'm happy for Dale.
You don't have to pretend around me, okay?
Okay.
I'm devastated.
Oh, well, chill out.
It's just a game.
Play ZDM's Brie and Clint.
You know, music is very important for running.
I believe...
And tomorrow and we do the half marathons, Friday Jams.
Oh, thank God.
Isn't that good?
It's like, I reckon 50%.
Claudia, can you make a special request to the ZDM programming department?
In fact, I think they can hear us right now.
Can you hear us ZDM programming department?
No, they're not listening.
Must have been put off by those songs.
Can we get extra Friday jams?
Can we have Friday jams in five o'clock too?
It's a special occasion.
No, because we need it.
Yeah, we need the momentum, right?
We need the momentum.
We need running songs.
We need David Gitter.
We need Calvin Harris.
We need, you know.
Imagine it hits five o'clock and then that somber song comes on and you're like, damn, I want to give up.
I want to sit down and go to sleep.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Let's do it.
Okay, well, you work on that claw.
That'd be great.
Give that with me.
you, mate. Look, the people's court, a person has asked for advice on whether or not they should
ditch a friend and they've given the evidence and then we can all deliberate. Okay, sure.
So they kick it off with, they say, my friend has constantly always asked me to split the
cost of items, $2 for parking here, $4 for $50 for an Uber there, and even one time a 40-60 split on
the cost of popcorn as I had eaten more apparently.
Wow.
But whenever it came to me paying for things, it was always treated as an awkward request
to pay me back.
The thing that has really sent me over the edge recently is that I invited her over to a
movie at my place to celebrate a recent win.
She called me 10 minutes before and cancelled on me in favour of other plans.
She then asked me to send her $6.70 for the dip and
crackers that she bought for the evening, which I obviously wasn't going to eat.
And no, she wasn't joking.
No, this lady's, this lady's having us on.
I don't, I think she's being serious.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay, let's just, let's just break down the first part of it.
Yeah.
The, where she's constantly running a tab on the friendship.
Yeah.
Some people are funny about money.
Some people are, they really are.
and you've got to get on the same page with people about that stuff.
The 40-60 split on popcorn.
466 split is over the top.
It doesn't scream friendship.
It doesn't scream friendship.
Because, I mean, what's a couple of bucks here and there between friends, really?
It's a couple of bits of popcorn.
Ditching your plans seems like it could be an isolated incident,
but if you're already mad at that person,
it's going to seem exponential.
But then to ask for $6.70 for the dip in crackers that she had bought for the movie night that she's now not attending.
No, that's inexcusable.
That's crazy talk.
Yeah.
I'll give you my opinion.
Then we can wrap it up.
No.
Hilarious.
That's usually how it goes on this show.
Two things you can do here.
You've got to figure out whether you think the friendship's worth saving.
And if it is, then you have to have a serious, honest conversation about the main.
funny thing and how you feel it better?
Or you might just be too far apart when it comes to certain things.
Yeah, and that's option too.
Yeah.
As you go, this isn't worth my time anymore.
I'm out.
We're just different people when it comes to certain things,
and maybe that means we're not destined to be friends forever.
Or a cleaner break, like Daniel has suggested,
drop her ass.
What a dick friend.
Lauren said, oh, hell no.
Someone said, nope, dear friend that be yours.
Nah, this B is crackers.
My mates and I don't keep tabs.
You owe me for those crackers, $6.70 actually.
This is how I look at it.
You don't keep tabs.
It always comes back around and works out fairly evenly in the end.
Cut her loose.
Yeah, I mean, it gets a bit tip for tat.
And if that's not your vibe, then.
It's not good in a friendship, it's not good in a relationship.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you going to tell Claudia or am I?
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
We're getting texts for the details, so just so just so
more time for you.
Not one more time.
I'll say it heaps of times.
Three o'clock tomorrow,
Auckland's Victoria Park.
Bree and I will be attempting a half marathon
with no training.
You're all invited.
Everyone is welcome to come down.
If you want to run one lap,
that's fine.
If you want to sit there and watch us run,
you can do that too.
If you want to line the path
and I don't know what the drinking rules
are in Victoria Park,
but if you put it in a brown paper bag,
you're fine.
If you put in one of those coolly sleeves,
surely you'll be fine.
We're joking.
We don't condone that.
But also,
I mean, I can donate it.
Give it a go.
I can donate it.
What are they going to do?
Are they going to send a council person around to arrest me?
Oh, look at you, you're big and strong now,
but if a council person was put in front of you,
I can imagine you going, oh, sorry, sir, oh, oh, I was just, I was joking.
You can't arrest me for telling other people to drink.
I haven't done anything, okay?
Call on, can we organise a fake council person to come down and arrest Clint tomorrow?
Mid-half marathon?
Yeah, take him away in cups.
And then you have to run it by yourself.
I definitely won't do that.
But if someone appears, it wasn't me.
There's always the possibility that with this half marathon tomorrow that we don't finish.
I don't believe that is what's going to happen.
And I think deep down you don't believe it either.
I think you know we can do it.
I know that my brain won't give up.
But if I get injured, I mean, you can't really help.
Getting injured, can you?
I think if you get injured, nobody will think badly of you.
I think people will.
I think they'll judge.
Well, it depends on the injury, doesn't it?
Yeah.
But if you trip and sprain an ankle.
Oh, is that the injury?
What if it's like a really bad cramp?
Nah, people won't be okay with that.
What if your knee starts to go?
If your knee goes, yeah.
If you're like, ow, my knee, nah.
This isn't my mind what counts.
Bad blister?
No.
What if it's like a 50 cent piece?
Yeah, I don't think people, I think in people's minds, they'll be like, oh.
Suck it up, but a cup.
You wanted to quit, yeah, I think.
It's what I feel.
A bad blister is pretty debilitating.
Broken femur?
Yeah, they'll give you a pass.
How are we going to break our femur running tomorrow?
Don't say it out loud.
Okay, don't say it out loud.
The issue two with going down injured is you just have to
have to do it again.
You know, it's going to become our Everest.
And then if you get 10Ks in, that's 10Ks for nothing.
You don't get to start on the 11th K next time, you know?
Who do you think's more likely to get injured?
I reckon we're both paying a dollar 10.
I reckon I've got you slightly that it's more likely to be me.
We, this is, this might seem odd, but we're going to ask this so we know what to prepare
for, what to look out for, and what not to do.
We want to talk to people who didn't finish their half marathon, or their marathon,
or their triathlon.
What did you end where you did not finish?
Or their eight kilometre fun run.
Yeah, what happened where you're like, oh, DNF?
Yeah.
What was the thing that did it?
Maybe you didn't even make it to the start line for a particular reason.
And if we know about these things, we can avoid them, you know?
If someone says I had this meal the night before my race.
Yeah.
And the next day I was shooting lava out my backside.
Then we know what not to eat tonight.
You know?
Sometimes you can be unlucky though, can't you?
Yeah.
Like I am not going to...
Like a bad prawn.
Like I'm not going to go home tonight and have a super spicy rogan Josh.
No, that would be the dumbest thing you could do.
Be so dumb.
Yeah, yeah.
But sometimes...
Kiwi hot, yes.
Super spicy.
I don't even know if I'd risk kiwi hot.
It might sound strange, but there's logic in it, okay?
Yeah.
Can you call us now and tell us why you didn't finish your half-full marathon, your event?
What happened that meant that you were able to cross the finish line?
And we can try and avoid whatever that is.
Exactly right.
Yeah.
Z-D-N-Rankland.
Marathon, half-marathon tomorrow, 3pm live on Z-M.
Our boss just said they're going to extend Friday jams for us.
So we have music to run to.
they're also putting in running songs for us.
A special running playlist from Hannah, the music maestro.
Also a special running Friday Oakey to look forward too.
Oh yeah.
More on that tomorrow.
Yep.
Okay.
Whole show will be live from Auckland's Victoria Park and you're welcome to join us.
Our goal, Bree, is to finish our first ever half marathon with no training within the parameters of the show.
So four hours.
Yeah.
3pm till 7pm.
Ideally, we're not there at 7pm when it's pretty much dark, slogging it out.
Yeah.
But if that's what it takes, I'm willing to...
If that's what it takes, me too.
Be out there till 7.
We will finish together.
Okay, I know it's getting tense.
We will finish together.
Look, I just don't want you to commit to something where I know tomorrow,
if you're getting frustrated and you're like, I want to go ahead,
then I'm more than happy for you to go ahead.
Do you know that I know how much of an a-hole I will look like
if I decide to lap you, okay?
I'm fine with that.
Not that I can, not saying that I could.
No, I feel like you're just saying that you could.
No, I can not say that.
Mate, you're turning on me before the race even starts.
No, I just want you to know.
I don't mind.
If you want to go in front and see how fast you can do it in, that's fine.
I'm running my own race.
I don't want to do that.
Okay, I don't want to do that a little bit.
want to do that at all. Okay?
You're projecting.
I wish I believed you. You don't believe me.
Claude, do you believe that I will stick beside Brie the whole way no matter
what happens?
You know what? I actually do. Thank you.
Yeah, no, I do believe that.
Only because he knows that if he goes in front.
No.
No.
No, do you know what? Because I actually want to achieve something together.
Okay? I actually want us to do this together and I want us at the end of it to be able
to sit down and go, we did that.
Is it also a good excuse that if you get pretty tough?
you can just be like, oh, my Bree's going slow.
I better stay with it.
You're self-sabotaging, Bree.
Okay, I need you to believe in yourself a bit more here.
Okay?
We're going to do it.
Oh, God.
We're going to do it.
I hate it here.
Well, you will do it.
And Bree, what will happen is he'll sign up for another one later
and see if he can best himself.
Yeah, he'll just in a couple of weeks to do it by the weekend.
That's by the bye, okay?
That's not important.
We want to talk to people who didn't finish their half marathon
or marathon or event this afternoon.
so we can know what to watch out for.
What are the pitfalls?
Karen's here.
Hi, Karen.
Hi, Karen.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, why didn't you finish?
I thought I could do it with no training.
But I'm sure you guys will be fine.
Oh, no.
Okay.
What happened?
Didn't finish.
Where did you not finish?
Oh, no, Karen.
Like, what mark?
What part of the race?
Oh, it was about 10,
12Ks in.
Jeez.
So you're over halfway.
Yep.
And what?
You just decided, nah.
Nah, that's it.
Oh, you just gave up.
You didn't like shit the bed or cramp up or anything?
Well, there was a bit of cram.
There was a bit of bad weather.
Everything was against me.
Okay.
How long did your 12Ks take you?
This is good information for us for planning.
It was around an hour 20 months.
I was doing about 10 minute case.
Yeah, that's what we're.
targeting. That's not bad. Yeah.
Okay. That's pretty good. All right. Well, that's
terrifying. Thank you, Karen. My
is here. Hi, Mai. Hi, Mai.
Hi, there. What
were you running that you gave up,
Mai?
I got to 12.5Ks
in training. Yeah.
And then read an article about
a couple of weeks out from the half marathon.
If you can
get up to that, then you can complete one.
Yeah, right. Okay.
I just decided that that was enough of a
tick of the bucket list to then not do it.
I love that. You're like, well, I know that I can do it. Why do I need to do it?
Yeah. That's fair. Wow.
Yeah. Okay. So you don't even know if, like, I mean, I feel...
Nice to a marriage.
What was that, Mal? What did, Maya, what did he say?
He said, thankfully, I didn't take that approach to our marriage.
Hey, there's still time. Don't miss with a...
Thanks, Ma' Scott's here. Hey, Scott.
Hi, Scott.
Good, guys. How are you?
This is good.
This is a bit depressing.
It's getting a bit depressing.
I wanted cautionary tales, but actually, I don't know if they're working.
So why did you not finish your half marathon?
Well, first and foremost, good on you guys for getting out there and doing it.
Take my hat off to you.
Thanks, Scotty.
The opposite end of the spectrum, I was a 100 metre sprinter way back in the day.
Okay.
And first race of the season, I literally, middle of a 100 metre race, tore my hamstring, which put me out for two months.
which then ultimately meant I couldn't try and qualify
for the 88 Seoul Olympics.
No way, Scotty.
Oh.
I made up for it.
Sorry, I got made up for it.
It went to the 90 Commonwealth Games in Auckland,
so that was all right.
Oh, pretty good.
Yeah.
Tearing a hamstring in the middle of a hundred minutes.
I don't suggest tearing hamstring.
I don't want to tempt fate, but I,
Bree and I have done a practice lap and we know our pace.
I don't believe there's any chance of us tearing a hamstring.
I don't think we're going fast enough, Scotty.
Don't recommend it
But just get out there and do it
You'll be fine
I don't think there's any chance
About our hair getting out of place
Yeah
I don't think we're going to break a sweat
We're going that slow
Trust me, you will
Hey Scotty just for my interest
What was your PB in the 100?
10.35
Wow
He's quick
Yeah
When you're busted but
So I'll take it
10305
You don't need to mention the win
Assisted
Scottie
Pre or post
Hamstring tier
Uh
Post
Wow
Oh, there you go?
You continued to get better.
That's motivational.
All right.
Thank you, Scottie.
We appreciate it.
There's lots of examples of people who didn't finish it.
I like, this one's quite interesting.
It says, I didn't finish because someone had a seizure at the 16 kilometer mark right in front of me with no one else around.
I had to wait for the ambulance and by the time they got there, I got cold.
I did walk to the end, but my race was over.
You're a good person.
Yeah.
Someone said I was going too fast at the start
is why I didn't finish.
Start slow guys.
That's our plan.
Start slow, run slow, finish slow.
Yep.
Everything's slow.
Why didn't you finish your half marathon?
Someone said there was a pub before the start line.
So technically I never actually started,
but I did finish a dozen beers.
So I mean, that's a different marathon in itself.
That's a full.
Yeah.
It's a full.
Someone said I started my half marathon with the tracker in my shoe,
but it was irritating me.
So I put it in my pocket and forgot to put it back
on my shoe before I cross the finish line
and now there is no record
of me ever doing the one
and only half marathon that I've ever done.
It's like the Strava people.
It's like if you didn't Strava it, it didn't happen.
Even though it did.
I didn't even know what Strava was yesterday
so that's not voting well for me.
Three o'clock tomorrow in Auckland's Victoria Park
we do our half marathon with no training.
Z&M's Brinclint.
All I want from my birthday,
the birthday binger.
That's the number one song when you turn 16, and we figure them out here for you,
and we'll play our favourite.
Kelly's going to go first.
Hi, Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
Hello, how's it going?
Good, mate.
How's your day going?
Pretty good, to be honest.
Not too bad.
Oh, that's good to hear.
What's been the best part of your day?
Oh, good question.
No, just a whole lot.
It wasn't raining.
It's probably pretty good.
Take it.
That's what we're hoping for tomorrow during the race.
No rain.
If it rains or...
We're allowed to quit if it rains.
You reckon?
Yeah.
Don't say that.
No, we're not.
I think a light mist would be all right.
A light.
If there's lightning, you know.
For safety reasons.
Oh, I have to call it off.
We have to call it off.
Kelly, what's your day to birth?
Um, 11th of March, 9098.
All right, that means you were 16, Kel, in 2014.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Five sauce.
Big favorite of our producer, Claudia,
who told us today that she listens to all of the Five Sauce Boys solo
projects. Who's the best? Callum, the bass player.
Is he the best, really? Is he the one that did the
Willie Pick? Yeah, he is. Yeah. Do you like it, Kelly?
Yeah, I don't mind it, actually. Nice. Okay, wait there.
Birthday banger for Laura. Hi, Laura. Hello, how you going? Good,
mate. What have you been doing today? Oh, I've been trying to get electric avenue
tickets, just like the rest of New Zealand. Oh, my God. I've heard it's
nigh on impossible. Oh, don't do it. It's hectic.
Q.
You were 20,000.
20,000th in the queue?
Yeah.
Yeah, 20,000.
Oh, I want to let you give a new ticket so bad.
Me too.
Yeah.
Hot damn.
Well, hey, best of luck.
You never know.
Hagueley Park's enormous.
Why don't they just make it bigger?
I know.
And it's silly, isn't it?
Yeah, just push out the fence a bit more.
Yeah, it's that simple, isn't it?
Get some extra portalo's.
Yeah.
A couple extra security.
Yeah, a bit more kegs.
You're good to go.
You just sort it out.
Yeah, come on, guys.
Come on.
Laura, what is your birthday?
31st of December
1997.
All right, that means you were 16 and 2013
and on that day
in 2013 this was number one.
Oh, this would have been an electric gab
last year. Well, this year, I mean.
Yeah, that is a tune. He's for the hills
because we're having a tsunami.
A tune army.
Laura.
That's funny.
She's motivated me, actually.
one more for Grace.
Hi Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, guys.
How are going?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing today?
Good, good.
Well, learning very important info about 5SOS and Electric Avenue.
Oh, good.
I'm glad you've been listening.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you got any interesting facts to share with us to add to the list?
Oh, just good luck for tomorrow.
I am working from home tomorrow.
I support you in spirit rather than going down to the thing on my lunch break.
Oh, yeah.
You could come down, couldn't you, Grace?
Nah.
Don't want to do the Hoverbridge.
Sorry.
No, we're not doing that.
We're not doing...
Oh, you don't want to drive over the Hover Bridge.
I think you don't want to run over the Humber Bridge.
She's working at home.
She doesn't want to come into the city.
Absolutely not, Grace.
Let's just get through tomorrow first.
What's your date of birth, Grace?
It's the 17th of October 2002.
All right, that means, Grace.
She was 16 in the year 2018.
And on that day, this was number one.
It's got underneath the hot sun, feeling like someone.
It's been a while since we've been treated to Bree Ezra.
Underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone.
It was good for the time.
The kids love it.
Such a distinctive voice, doesn't it?
Yeah.
When I do, just fun fact, when I DJ my kids' school just goes.
This goes off?
That and Imagine Dragons, the two biggest.
songs every single year.
Really?
Yeah.
What about, um, K-pop demon hunters?
Comes and goes.
Been a gone.
George Ezra's forever.
Yeah, it's true.
It's what I always say.
Imagine Dragons is the kids rolling stones.
That's buzzy as to think about that.
Kasha Pit bull.
Yeah, Keshapitball.
Hyundai P.
Laura, Tsunami time.
Yeah, I'm running.
I'm running.
I'll be here.
And Clint, podcast.
Pitbull and Casha and Timber on ZM with Bree and Clint.
I'd love them to do another song together.
Yeah, imagine a tour.
Oh, well, I've told you about that before.
Still quite raw.
Back in like 2012, I had tickets to the Pit Bull Kesha tour.
Oh, there was a tour.
Yeah, and then...
God, that would have been a hot ticket in 2012.
It'd be a hot ticket in 2026.
Got cancelled because they didn't sell enough tickets.
Oh, so it wasn't a hot ticket.
I don't think people appreciated them enough.
It's funny what...
2012.
Yeah, it's funny what didn't used to be popular.
Imagine a Pitbull Keshe tour now.
I'd buy tickets.
No, you would.
100%.
You would?
Yeah.
It'd be enormous.
Two of my favourites in one place.
Who would headline?
Oh, I don't know.
It'd be good if they went song for song, you know?
I've never seen that before, but I'm into it.
And then Casher does all the choruses on Pitbull songs.
She can sing the Neo bits and stuff.
And then when Cash is doing her songs, he can just be like, oh, yeah.
Darlah!
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I saw one of the news sites today
asking people what their opinion is
on striking up conversation
with a stranger that you're sat next to on the plane
Yeah I feel like
A lot of grey area when it comes to this
Risky business
You know because you could get stuck with a real
You know
Punisher
Earbasher
Yeah
But then at the same time
Speaking of, my mum's here.
Hi, Mum.
Oh, excuse me.
Mom, let's be real.
One of your favourite pastimes is having a good old yarn, isn't it?
Oh, well, everyone's got a story, and I'm very interested in it.
So, yeah.
You and I, the reason why I wanted to get you on with this, Mum,
is because you recently visited me,
and then we had a conversation where you told me about how you have certain rules.
for when you're talking to people on the plane or you're not?
Yes, I do now, because back in the day I never used to,
and then I couldn't keep up the conversation for, you know, two hours.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because there is that risk that it fizzles out,
and then you're only a third of the way into the journey.
And you're like, I'm going to put my hand to arms on now.
And I just to realize, if you keep talking,
and the person next to you kind of, you look over and their eyes are closed
and their mouths open,
I think I've talked too much.
Yeah, it's a bit of body language there.
Okay, so what are your parameters?
What are your rules?
What do we need to know about talking to strangers on a plane, Mama Di?
Well, what I do is I get into the plane, I get settled,
and then I kind of identify the person next to me,
and I don't say anything until we're starting to land.
Oh.
And then I say, oh, that was a terrific flight.
Are you coming home and what have you?
It's amazing what she can learn.
in about 15 minutes.
Okay.
You told me that one of your biggest rule was you identify who's sitting next to you,
and if they're real hot, then you strike up conversation straight away.
Well, I didn't bring that into it because I don't want your father.
You know, a nice looking bloke next to me, and I think, oh, okay, let's go for it.
What happens in the year, stays in the year, Dye.
You're all good with that.
Yeah, it's international waters.
This is Rich from Bree, though, who has said on many,
occasion that it's her dream
to have like a romantic liaison
with the person sitting next to her on the plane
that she has that like connection
and you know and you're like oh my god
this is the person. The best meet cute
ever. Yeah. No I always think
they're going to follow me home and stand me
so I don't go to that.
You didn't let me finish Bree's fantasy.
Oh sorry. Jeez that got dark
that's how it goes.
Yeah risky business
because... And just don't talk about
her if she wanted to be in the fly
High Club or whatever that is.
Oh, the Mile High Club.
The Fly High Club.
I like how my mum always gets things
slightly wrong. Almost right, yeah.
What happens? How do you join the fly?
You know what I mean.
Yeah, we know. How do you join?
What is it?
It's indoor gardening in the toilet,
isn't it?
I mean, she got us there.
That's exactly what it is.
Yeah, all right.
Oh, thank you.
Good luck tomorrow, guys.
Yeah, no, thank you.
just got you on 15 minutes before the end of the show
just in case you talked for too long.
Well, do I have to be ready to have to dial for the ambulance, do I?
Oh, my's on to the marathon chat now.
Oh, yeah.
She's keeping conversation going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how she does it on the plane.
She moves, she's bored of this now and she moves on to something else.
Me too.
Should we hit the aeroplane toilets die?
No, they even look like they're sick on.
the plane, do not talk.
Get out your antiseptic or whatever.
She's going to spray you with Mace.
We're back to the conversation channel.
Yeah, no, yeah.
All right.
Thanks, I love you.
See you later.
Bye, Mom.
Love you.
Bye.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Do you want to hear my Taylor Swift theory?
Nah.
No.
It sucks for you because you're going to hear it anyway.
Okay.
Taylor Swift is releasing new music tomorrow.
We found out...
Four songs.
Four songs.
Yesterday we found out one song was
Today we learned that there's four brand new songs coming as an extended version of her life of a showgirl album.
Yeah.
And I've got a theory about why it's coming out next week.
Okay?
Next week.
I thought tomorrow.
That's what I mean.
That's what I mean.
I've got a theory about why it's coming out tomorrow.
I think I meant to say this week.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my theory of why we are getting Taylor Swift's music tomorrow.
And my theory actually states that we should.
have had this music earlier.
Okay?
This Taylor Swift music, it should have come out,
could have come out a couple of weeks ago.
Mm-hmm.
But there's one big record,
which has been on the cusp of being broken
over the last couple of weeks,
and this week it was broken by Ella Langley's Chus in Texas.
This song here just broke the all-time record
for the longest run at number one
on the Billboard Hot 100 chart
of 23 weeks.
More than Carly Ray Jepson, call me maybe.
More than Carly Ray Jepson, call me maybe.
More than Mariah's All I Want for Christmas,
which is the previous record holder.
And of course, the second Taylor Swift puts out her new music,
it's instantly going to go to number one.
Always does.
It's never not going to go to number one.
She is that big that she can't release a song
without it going to number one.
Her fans just push it straight to the top.
And I think she's done Langlia solid.
I think she's gone, you know what?
let's just wait.
She's going to do it.
So let's just wait until she breaks the record
and then I'll release my new music.
Because that's as far as Ella Langley's getting.
That song, Monster, best song of the year,
but it's done now, okay?
Because Taylor Swift's new music is out on Friday.
And next week it will be dethroned by probably the lead single,
Patient Zero.
Yeah, I'd say so.
God, what a nice gal Taylor Swift is.
I think there's some logic in it.
And I think she would have felt bad
if she'd released it too.
Two weeks ago.
Probably.
And Ella didn't even get to equal the record.
She was one week shy.
Yeah.
You know?
I wonder if Taylor, I doubt that they know each other.
Ella Langley and Taylor Swift?
Yeah.
I don't know if they know each other.
Ella Langley's too new to the scene, I think.
Yeah.
For them to have cross paths.
But similar musical routes.
Yes, very similar.
Yeah.
That Chuzon Texas song, we talked about the 23 week record.
It's had 41 weeks as number one.
on the country chart.
It's had,
the records that it has broken is incredible.
It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
But it's over now.
I wonder what she's going to like,
it's such a hard thing when you have a song go that big, you know?
To back it up.
To back it up.
It's like another song that's going to be that big.
And not every.
And she already picked the biggest state in Texas.
Yeah.
So.
What do you do next?
She should do Choose in China.
Yeah, that'd be good.
I'd listen to a bit of Choose in China.
So would China.
A ZM's Brinklin podcast.
This is the password where we give you the clues.
You tell us the password.
Person to do it first wins 50 bucks.
Isn't it feeling weird to be playing the password when it's still so light outside?
Yeah, it is.
The days are getting good.
And daylight savings this weekend.
It's about to get even lighter.
Paige is going to guess Bree's password.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hello.
Time we get on the same one.
You know what I'm saying?
The same Bree.
The same Bree.
Right, Paige?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She gets it.
Steph's here.
Hi, Steph.
We're on the same Bree.
Hi, Steph.
Hi, Steph.
Hey, guys.
There we are, sorry.
He's never done that before, Steph.
It was so easy for you that time.
All right.
We've got to get on the same Clint.
Okay, Steph.
Definitely.
Okay, cool.
Claudia, can we have our passwords, please?
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Just in a moment.
Okay, I'll go first if you want.
Page, your one word clue, layer.
Jacket.
Yeah, that's my bad page.
Yeah, I don't know where you were going with that clue.
I feel like it's second clue.
everything will make sense.
Some are twofold.
Yeah, right, okay.
Steve?
Yes.
My first clue for you is
Inkjet.
Printer.
Yeah, girl.
Yes.
Bloody hell.
I knew there was a word.
I knew there was a type of printer
just to figure out what it was.
We got done like a dinner there, Paige.
Let me...
Give me your twofold clue.
What's your next one?
My second clue would have been wall.
Wallpaper.
Oh.
Yeah, no, you had great guesses.
It was me.
I let the team down.
You're another one.
Um, um, um, tradey.
Okay.
Can I give Paige a clue?
Yeah.
Masonry.
Not so easy, is it?
No.
What about?
What about?
Oh, we're still going.
Block.
Yeah.
Nice page.
Yeah.
Like I said, it was my bad.
It was a new page.
It was me.
I'll have announced, though.
If we've got 50 bucks cash coming your way, you guessed the past words.
Well done, Steph.
Thanks, guys.
Good luck tomorrow.
Thanks, mate.
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