ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th August 2021

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

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Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app Play ZM Check one two, check one two We're still without producer Ben So I'm going to need an impromptu fanfare to open the podcast

Who's volunteering today? Stage Do the trumpets No, the trumpets Seamless the podcast who's volunteering today stage do the trumpets no the trumpets seamless i love how even yesterday she never actually makes the noise like you go make the splashing noise she goes splash yeah oh no i did the dad oh don't need to go oh yeah true sorry time no, it's good.

You've got your own style. It works. It's distinct. Thanks, guys. Fill-in producer Ella from ZM's Late Late Show is here as well. Hi, Ella. Hello. Oh, can I?

Hi. It's your turn to bring us a milk. Yeah, I'm quite nervous. Are you nervous? You should be. If you make us sick, that means, you know. Oh, dear. I don't think she has the ability to make us sick because hers is vegan milk.

So vegans don't have any products that can go off. Yeah. That's true. No, that's not true. Like, I've gotten food poisoning from avocado before. I swear I have. That's dramatic. That's a true thing.

You Google it. Apparently you can get Campylobacter from off orange juice, actually. Yeah. No, you can get it from anything Mould can grow on anything Oh I hate mould Without mould we wouldn't have penicillin What's that?

I thought you were going to say the other one And without penicillin we would have Syphilis Do you guys want to know what I'm allergic to? All the cilins Can't have them Amoxicillin Penicillin Allergic to? Gonorrhea. Yep. All the sillins. Can't have them. You're allergic to antibodies. Sorry, amoxicillin, penicillin, all of the sillins.

Really? Do you not like the words or something? What do you do when you get an infection? I, like, swell up, rashes. No, that's what happens to most people. No, I mean, how do you get it? Oh, my God. So, what do you mean?

What do you do to get rid of it? Huh? You take medication to get rid of the rashes. Yeah, but what medication? Yeah, but what do you do it? Oh, my God. What do you mean? What do you do to get rid of it? Huh? You take medication to get rid of the rashes. Yeah, but what? What do you do to treat the infection? Like if you can't take it. Oh, my God. Sorry, Tess.

Slow down. There are other antibiotics out there. Is she all right today? Okay. The lights are on. We're not sure if anyone's home. Oh, I swell up and I get real sick. Yeah, no shit. What you did was the equivalent of something going what do you do when you're sad you go oh I cry no shit we know you know the visceral reaction I'm talking

about what do you do to treat it anyway anyway anyway back to the milk the disclaimer that Ella needs is that she's vegan so we can't have a cow's milk. Oh, it's another peanut butter. And whatever the flavoring is. Kind of. It's peanut butter. Can I talk you through? No, so we have to guess first.

Oh, okay. I also would like to say, Brie, I think the nut peanut butter that he used has somehow, Clint used, has somehow like stuck to the blender we use. We wash it properly. It properly goes to the. Does this not have nuts in it? No.

You know how you still. It smells like peanut butter to me. Well, you're going to find out, but it still smells like Clint's nut. It's coffee. Clint's nut. It's coffee. It's coffee colored. It's peanut butter smelling.

It smells bad. It smells so bad. That's the worst one. It smells bad. It smells so bad. That's so bad. That's the worst one. It's settling. There's something settling to the bottom. That's terrible, Ella. It smells alright.

It smells alright. No, I'm gagging. There's orange juice in this. There's orange juice. Try it, Ella. Alright, here we go. Bon appetit, everybody. She's going for a chalk orange feel.

That's what she's trying to do. Oh, that's too... Yuck. Ew. I thought it'd be really good. Is that what it is? Is a chalk orange feel. That's what she's trying to do. Oh, that's too... Yeah. Ew. I thought it'd be really great. Is that what it is? Is it chalk orange? Yeah, chocolate, nut and...

What is it? Fruit nut? She put fruit nut in too. Oh, okay. And a bit of orange. Fruit and nut. Both are my favourite things. Together, not so good.

What sort of milk did you use? Oats. Oats. Oh, sorry. No, you... Sushi speaking up. Wait, do you like fruit and nut chocolate? I do. I like fruit and nut. Aren't you use? Oats. Oh, sorry. Sous-chef's speaking up. Do you like fruit and nut chocolate? I do. I like fruit and nut. Aren't you young?

Yeah, that's what I was talking about with my boyfriend. I feel like an old, lovely soul. Does he like fruit and nut? Well, he surprisingly does. That's the key to life, is liking the same chocolate as your partner. Also, I'm young and cool and I like fruit and nut. It's a great combo. You also love rum and raisin.

What? No, I don't. No, rum and raisin's not on my list of things I enjoy. I love a word that's original, though. What's the other old food that... Oh, you love... That's right.

You love Christmas cake. Oh, I love Christmas cake. That's illegal. That is illegal. That's horrible. I got a bit of orange rind. Yeah, it's quite pulpy. That's terrible, Ella.

Sorry. I can't drink that one. It's citrusy. I don't think citrus and milk should go together. No, I didn't think about that. It doesn't mesh. Like, it doesn't. Oh, my God.

I might not come last. Damn it. Welcome to the voting part of the Great Kiwi Milk Off. To be honest, it's not actually that bad. I'm still drinking it. Like, it's not Clint bad, you know? Nah to be honest it's not actually that bad i'm still drinking it like it's not clint bad you know nah i like clint's more than that oh this is good okay um i'll i'll keep the score now this is way better i'll keep the score stasia oh my god are you guys still learning each other's names yeah who's this i so confused. She's awkwardly trying to find the right nickname for it.

Okay, who's everybody's number one milk? Mine. Mine. Oh. Wait, Ella, you're unfortunately excluded from voting because you didn't try the other milks. I'd have to, guys, this sounds so bloody up myself. I'd have to say mine is the best.

Yours had too much frothy shit on the top. It was mine. Yours had fucking avocados. Let's just recap. Yours had fucking avocado. Let's just recap. Let's just recap. We've got Brie who made a chalk mint. We've got Anastasia who made a vanilla almond

and avocado. Where was the vanilla? It was vanilla flavoured almond milk. No, it wasn't. It was almond milk and avocado. I made peanut butter cow milk and Ella who made a... Orange chalk. Yum. I'm getting the chocolatey bits at the bottom now.

Orange chalk nut. Love some nut. I'm going to give my first place vote and three points to Bree's milk. Oh, dick. I'm going to give two points to... He's being honest. I'm going to give two points to Anastasia's milk. Oh, dick. I'm going to give two points to Anastasia's milk. My two points go to Anastasia too. I'm going to give

one point to Ella's milk and zero points to my milk because I left feeling like oily after drinking my milk. Okay, Bree, what about you? I'm going to say three points to myself. It was the best because I was the safest. That's why.

You're going to win this now. Which isn't something to be proud of. I'm going to say Anastasia, surprisingly, was second, even though it was pretty average. I'm going to say Clint's was third and Ella, that's a no from me. That's not fair. Okay. Anastasia?

I'm going to go me three points. It was delicious. I didn't like yours that much. I don't like frothy bits on the top. Alice was a second for me. So, Ally gets two points. Thanks, mate. And I'm just going to go purely tactical here.

You get one point and Bree gets nothing. Smart girl. Okay, so at the end of voting, we have in last place, my milk. Oh. In second place, Ella's milk. Oh my goodness. And tied for first place, Brie and Anastasia's milk. So now, Ella, who didn't consume the milk, gets to vote just off the description.

So Brie, you have 15 seconds to describe your milk to Ella. So mine was like a milk mint choc. So think of like, you know, mint choc ice cream and that flavour, chocolate and mint and it just meshes so well

together. But it's in a milk form. Time's up. Anastasia, you only have one vote, by the way, Ella. It's one point. That's all we need. Oh, my goodness. The worst thing you could do would be vote for my milk. Okay, don't go.

Anastasia, 15 seconds to sell your milk. Well, obviously, you love a plant-based milk. I do. I chose the sweetened vanilla flavor just because that one's always like a little bit of a treat when I go for a plant-based milk. Avocado gave it a really interesting colour. Yeah, that's what I'm scared about. No texture was involved with that.

It was a nice green milk. Okay, that's enough. We're going to leave you on nice green milk. Did anyone else feel like someone was trying to sell you encyclopedias at your front door? I feel like Pete Evans was trying to sell me a vaccine alternative. He was trying to make a reason why bone broth was good. Okay, Ella, you heard the facts.

Yep. You have the power to decide between Brie and Anastasia. Is it going to be a mint choc chip milk or is it going to be a vanilla avocado nut milk? Oh, I just can't get over avocados being in a drink. Also, do we all have to do the drum roll? Yeah, we're going to do it, yeah. And then we've got to sing the drum roll? Yeah, we gotta do it, yeah. And then we gotta sing the celebration

song when she announces the winner. And the winner of the impromptu lockdown milk-off 2021 is... Anastasia! I feel like there's been some foul play out. I feel like the vegans have united. I feel like they have.

Yeah, I just want to say I liked the vegan idea and you sold it to me pretty well brie you had a lot of ums and ahs at the start and you talk on air you should oh no let's let's let's air check you live on the podcast shall we fuck you bitch okay well the good news is that we have a winner the The bad news is this may be Ella's last podcast. Yeah, there might be some beef now. Jesus, way to come into a glass house and just throw fucking boulders around. Oh, boosh, boosh, boosh.

I've always wanted to do that. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Brie Dolphin. Anastasia Splash. Perfect. Brie and Clint. Hey, Brie. how are you going? G'day mate Did you just hear that?

About the people remembering that they need to exercise their dogs And one of the suggestions they gave was dog hide and seek Who's hiding and who's seeking? Very good question Also, how do you get your dog to give you enough time to go and hide? That's what I mean Also, unfair advantage if they're the see to give you enough time to go and hide? That's what I mean. Also, unfair advantage if they're the seeker.

Have you seen the nose on those things? That's so true. I'll just go straight to you. You know who came up with that idea? Not to bag the news, but you know who came up with that idea? A dog? A cat person. A dog, yeah.

A dog's like, right, this is the game we're going to play. First one to smell out something in the backyard that we plant there is the winner. Here's another idea. A barbecue. Just putting it out there. Just as an idea. That's the idea. Yeah, yeah.

Just barbecue. No salads. Today on the show, we're going to give away some more money with Free Guy. Got to be listening at 5 o'clock though. I know work from home knockoff time is about an hour ago. 2.30. Yeah. But if you tune in at 5 o'clock, we will give you some free money if you can get through. A good option just to have ZM, you know, just blast it

on your smart speaker at home. Absolutely. I'll get it on for you now. You ready? I'll get it on for you now. Hey Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Perfect. There you go. It's on. Also, just get us on iHeartRadio. Perfect. There you go. It's on. Also, just get us on iHeartRadio. Yeah.

Just stream us everywhere. Yeah. In your ear holes when you're exercising. Maybe you're playing hide and go seek with your dog. Yeah. Get the dogs from your pods. Also, we're going to kick the show off with Tradiverse Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to our mates at KFC up for grabs.

If you want to play, call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM. And look, I'm just going to put it this way. The ladies are sitting at 68 wins. The tradies are sitting at 68 wins. The tradies have never been in front. So today's game could not get more important. Also, how much would the tradies like to hit 69 first? Oh, I literally thought this yesterday.

I was like, this is like the biggest game of the year and the winner will come out as 69 wins. Yeah. Doesn't get better than that. I mean, generally everyone wins when we hit 69, but you know. Well, that's the whole point. Right? Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. This is going to be the biggest game of the year. Three in clint. Tradies versus ladies. This game of the year. The tradies are sitting on 68 wins and the ladies also sitting on 68 wins. Someone is going to move into the lead today. Who is going to the very nice score of 69 first? Let's find out.

Our lady is 23. She's from Taranaki and she did Outward Bound when she was 20 years old. Welcome to the show, Kate. G'day, Kate. I thought Outward Bound was for school age kids. No, no, there's like an older age group that goes up to like 30 or something. It's unreal. Yeah, sounds cool. Does it go up to 34? Because I'm keen. I actually think it might. Okay, let's get this happening.

I can't really remember. There's just a lot of kids on that trip. Well, I'm trying to get away from mine, so it still sounds good to me. You'll be taking on our tradie today. They are 16 years old. Straight into the trades. They're from Ototahi Christchurch, and they fell off a desk last year and broke their elbow. Welcome to the show.

Oh, Charlie. Oh, Charlie. Hey, guys. How's it going? You are not 16. Listen to that voice. Oh, Charlie. Charlie. Oh, Charlie. Oh, Charlie. You guys have a game. You are not 16. Listen to that voice. You are not 16. Yeah. What year were you born?

2005. Some people just have a blessed with a beautifully deep voice. And what is your trade, Charlie? Building apprenticeship. Good man. Okay. Your buzzer is tradie. I thought he was going to say something funny like being awesome.

Yeah. Phone sex hotline. Your buzzer is tradie, Charlie. And Kate, your buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody. First three points wins. This is for the big one, guys. Question number one.

Daniel Craig was named as Hollywood's highest earning actor of 2021 after signing a $100 million plus deal for the upcoming installments of a series, which pretty much counts him out of the James Bond franchise. Name one other actor who has played James Bond. One other actor. Our 16-year-old and 23-year-old contestants do not care for James Bond, so we'll have to move on. Pierce Brosnan is James Bond for me.

Pierce Brosnan? Yeah. I like... Sean Connery is another good one. Sean Connery, yeah. Another good one. And that's probably all I can name. Yeah, cool.

Check out James Bond, guys. It's quite good, but we're not going to force you. Here's question number two. Here we go. After OnlyFans announced there will no longer be pornographic content on their platform, a celebrity rapper has launched their own similar style platform. Is it A, Kanye, B, Tyga, C, Akon? Lady. Yes, Kate.

Tyga. It is Tyga. How did you know that? I saw it on Facebook. Amazing. Nice work. You're on the board with one point. Question is Tiger. How did you know that? I saw it on Facebook. Amazing. Nice work. You're on the board with one point. Question number three.

The movie Hustlers follows the based on a true story of a crew of New York City strippers who begin to steal money by drugging stock traders and CEOs and then running up their credit cards. Who is the main actress of that film? Is it A, Jennifer Aniston, B, Jennifer Garner, or C, Jennifer Lopez? Lady. Yes, Kate. Is it A? A, Jennifer Aniston?

No, it's not. Charlie, you want to guess? Jennifer Lopez. It is Jennifer Lopez. And if you haven't seen that film, do yourself a favour and go watch it. Good for lockdown. It's amazing. All right, we're one apiece.

Question number four. Which iconic 1960s rock band's drummer passed away today? Go watch it. Good for lockdown. It's amazing. All right, we're one apiece. Question number four. Which iconic 1960s rock band's drummer passed away today? Don't know James Bond. I don't really bet you guys to get this one. Oh. It's the Rolling Stones, R.I.P. Charlie Watts. Very sad.

All right, still one apiece. Question number five. Hopefully you guys will get this one. Who sings this song? Charlie. Charlie. That was Charlie. There's Olivia Rodrigo.

Nice work, Charlie. Two points on the board. You could take it here. Kate, you need this one, okay? I've got it. Question number six. How long in minutes is a standard football soccer match? Lady? Yes, Kate.

Go for a punt. Is it 80 minutes? That's such a good guess, but no. Charlie? Trade 60? No. You wouldn't believe it. It's 90 bloody minutes.

Oh, they all say that. You were so close, Kate. All right, still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Oh, this is a good game. Go to the last one. The last one. Question number eight. Where in the body do you generally receive the COVID-19 vaccination?

Lady. Yes, Kate. Arm. That is correct. It is the upper arm or arm we will accept.. Yes, Kate. Arm. That is correct. It is the upper arm or arm we will accept. All right, here we go. This is for the win.

We've gone all the way to the tie break. Question number eight. The Simpsons and Seinfeld both hit the airways for the first time in the year 1989. Which one was first? Trudy. Oh, Charlie, for the win. It's a 50-50. 50.

Ah! Which means Kate. By default. Yes. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Charlie, it was 50-50. You had to go for it, but Kate, very well played.

50 bucks coming your way, but also the win, which takes the ladies to 69. Nice. Bree and Clint. We're going to find out where the hell you're hiding this afternoon next. Where's that from? Pink Panther. Yeah.

Yeah. But that's not the theme music to Quarantine Clue. What about, do you want to do another one? Do you want to do another one? Yeah, all right, yeah. Is that Donkey Kong? Producers? Is that Donkey Kong?

It's a show, cartoon also, but it has been turned into films. Was it Pinky and the Brain? Oh, no. Right. This is not the game, by the way. Make it stop. Just make it stop. Inspector Gadget.

Dun-a-la-la-la, Inspector Gadget. What's that? Dun-a-la-la-la. Woo-woo. What do you mean? What's Inspector Gadget? Brian Clint. It's time for us to play detective and play Quarantine Cluedo.

Stupid game where we guess where you are in the house during lockdown because everyone's in the house during lockdown. That's correct. Unless you're a frontline worker. Or if you're camping in the front yard. Yeah, that's a good point. No outdoor venues today. We're only accepting indoor venues.

All right, indoor venues only. That's all we'll take. We will take the car, though. If you'd like a spot on Quarantine Cluedo, there's still one available if you'd like to call 0800-DALS-ZM and play with us. But first, welcome to the show, April. Hello.

Kia ora. Kia ora. April. How's your lockdown going, April? Three children under 10 trying to work at the same time. Great. Sounds like a nightmare. God.

April, sounds impossible. Living the dream. Living the dream. I'm going to call you Professor Chaos because of that. April, can I ask you a question? Because we just get to ask you one question about where you are. The room that you're in currently, does it prefer a vacuum or a mop? A mop.

A mop. Okay, thank you. April. Yes. For three children, the room you're currently in, does it have children's toys in it? No. Oh. It's her bedroom.

No, who's mopping their bedroom? That's a good point. Apart from Cardi B. It's a kitchen. Kitchen or toilet? It's not the bathroom, it's the kitchen or toilet. Yeah, the bathroom would have kids' toys in it. The toilet, probably not.

No. Toilet. Toilet? Yeah, let's go toilet. April, have you escaped your three kids under 10 to call us from the Faripaku toilet this afternoon? No. No. If it's kitchen, April, have you escaped your three kids under 10 to call us from the Wharepaku toilet this afternoon? No. No, I haven't.

Evette's kitchen, April. Where are you? I'm going to throw my toys. I'm in the dining room. Wow, you're doing well to not have kids' toys in the dining room with three kids. Yeah, that's why you just lock them in their bedrooms. See, April knows what's going on. I love April.

Hey, you're our only contestant for Quarantine Cluedo today, so congratulations, you beat us, Professor Chaos. Awesome. It's at this point of lockdown where you start going, oh, man, I want some takeaways. Oh, I really want some takeaways. I'd love some takeaways. This is where I start faking it and make my own takeaways at home.

Yeah, right. Are you at that stage now? I've tried a few. If you want to, you can Google different takeaway recipes and try and make it at home. Well, it's hard being on this show because we are sponsored by KFC, which we love, but it means we have to talk about KFC. And when you talk about KFC, you want KFC.

If you're someone who currently wants KFC, well, I have probably the only KFC available in New Zealand to tell you about right now. There is a listing on Trade Me for... Not this again. No, no, no. Some entrepreneurs have a drive-thru the day before lockdown and now they're reaping their rewards. When the guy did it, the first original guy did it, how long? Was it two days after?

Yeah. It was two days after? Yeah. It was two days after, been in the fridge, still edible. Great. Put some chicken on there. I was keen. I thought it was funny. Great idea. We're now a week and a bit.

Day eight. Day eight into this and someone's putting this onto trade meat. No, you're too late. You haven't heard the details yet. Okay, well give me the details. What if it's just the chips? They don't go off. You know, it might be eight day old KFC chips.

I mean, to be honest, I'm not keen for day eight chips. The Trade Me auction currently for sale for KFC, the only KFC available in New Zealand, is a super rare two day old KFC Tower Burger. How is it two days old? And I mean, I'm keen for the Tower Burger, only available for a limited time. Yeah. But I don't understand

that math. It says here the burger has been kept in the fridge since purchase and then after the two day mark was placed in the freezer. So their train of thought is that it's only two days old

because once anything goes into the freezer it stops time it just stops time it's like cryogenetics yeah it stops it stops it in its tracks

yeah that's exactly what it is I imagine I hope it's in a ziplock bag if it's just in the paper wrapper it's going to be freezer burnt but I mean biggest company chooses

at this stage we don't know how long this lockdown's going to go on for and if you need a KFC fix, this might be for you. Is there a bid on it? There is a bid on it. There's a few bids. Oh, how many bids are on it?

It closes tomorrow. And the current leading bid to buy the two-day old plus six days in the freezer KFC Tower Burger is 75 bucks. That's all. What? 75 bucks. That's all. What? 75 bucks. Yeah. So. God, we were trying to sell two pieces of pizza and some old garlic bread for less than that.

Yeah, I know. Oh, no, wait. We put 100 on ours, didn't we? Yeah, and then we ate it straight after we listed it. I mean, you know. It's called Industry Baby. I rate him, eh? He's good.

I'm on board the Nas X train. He's doing something different. For sure. I love it. Look, we do a radio show. We don't change lives. We try and do a bit of light entertainment, but I feel like I'm about to change a few people's lives.

Are you? Including yours. You're setting up a vaccination clinic at your house. How did you know? If you want the numbers. You qualified? It's 0800. I mean, T's and C's. I went to Polytech. You qualified? It's 0800, I mean T's and C's.

I went to Polytech. You know your way around a needle? I went to Polytech. And I've joined a knitting club so it's easy. I went to Polytech. Good. No, you're more qualified than me. No, this isn't about the vaccinations. This is about using a towel. Okay.

Look, everyone at some point in their life Maybe not every day But we all go through that moment Where you have to wrap a towel around you And do something Yes, I put mine on today As I left the shower

And my daughter Tui said I had a nice ballerina skirt on I thought she was going to say something else No, she said Daddy, what's that small thing, daddy? She said daddy ballerina I was fully covered, okay? I was fully, what's that small thing, Daddy? She said, Daddy Ballerina. I was fully covered, okay? I was fully covered.

What's that small snake, Daddy? Anyway. All right, excuse me. I want Cheerios, Daddy. I feel like Cheerios. I can't defend myself because I can't say anything when there's no. Anyway, that's not what this is about. But you put your towel around your waist.

Yes. Okay, this is good. This is good. So when you put your towel around your waist. Yes. Okay, this is good. This is good. So when you put your towel around your waist, I've asked you to bring a towel in. I've got a towel here. How do you put your towel around your waist? The same way everyone does.

Yep. So you just wrap it around. Tuck it in beside my hip. Yep. And then fold it over and tuck it in there. Okay. And that's how I do it. Which is how everyone does it, right?

Yeah, yeah. Does that ever come undone? No, but it's not a long walk from the bathroom to the bedroom for me. But what if, say, a robber came into your house... I can see, look, it's... And you needed to defend yourself. Fairly secure, but I guess it could always be more secure. It could.

I found this guy talking about the best way to secure a towel around your waist. Take a listen. I just discovered that I've been wrapping my towel around myself incorrectly for years. But I thought, what if you tuck the excess underneath? I don't understand what he means. So you, everyone, all of us, when we wrap, we go rap, rap, and we tuck it over, right? Yeah. Over the top, the way you just did it.

Yeah. So what about he's saying if you go like this and then you tuck it this way and you roll the towel down over it. Oh, like that. Have a feel at how secure. Mate, I can do anything. Look, look at this. Wait, okay, I'm a robber.

I'm a robber who exclusively deals in stealing towels. Are you ready? I'm coming to steal your towel. Hold on, wait, ready? No, I'm living hard to steal the towel. Okay. Oh. Oh.

Well, I mean. Well, hopefully they're not stealing the towel. Hopefully they'll go for the TV first. Bree and Clint. So quite an interesting story out of the UK Well, hopefully they're not stealing the towel. Hopefully they'll go for the TV first. Bree and Clint. So quite an interesting story out of the UK where a waiter has actually sued his boss and his one after an unfair dismissal case because his boss broke wind and then wafted it at him.

Right. So the boss, wait, wait. So the boss. Why did he get fired because his boss did a fart? So no, so he said he had to quit. Yeah. Because his boss was behaving inappropriately. Right.

And it was not a nice place to work. So he was forced to quit. Yeah. And so he quit and then he took him to court and sued him. Oh, right. He unfairly dismissed himself. Yeah. And he sued and quit. Yeah. And so he quit and then he took him to court and sued him. Oh, right. He unfairly dismissed himself. Yeah. And he sued and won.

Yeah. Jeez, what a weird world we live in. I know. Also, if you're a flatulent person, can I come out and say hospitality's not for you? It's just... Probably not the best job for you. You're people facing, any people facing job, you know, just nah. It is a...

It's not good for you. It's tough. But I mean, this guy has nah. It's not good for you. It's tough, but I mean this guy has sued. He's won. I feel like we should maybe try it on our boss. Right. He's got a pretty bad memory. He might not even remember everything.

We could just accuse him of something. Of Dutch ovening. Oh, you want to go that far? Yeah. Right, okay. Well, he hasn't heard anything. Shall I bring him on? We've got Ross Boss here. Kia ora, Ross Boss. Happy lockdown. Hello, what's going on? Nothing much,

Ross. We just wanted to talk about something that happened a few weeks ago before lockdown, which, look, this is not a very nice call, but we're looking at the small claims court at the moment where you came in to have a meeting with us. It was very brief.

I believe you were eating a garlic naan bread and you broke wind in the meeting and then you left. I mean, classic me, right? Yeah. Yeah, classic you. If there's anyone in this phone call that does that, it's definitely you. Yeah, it's definitely in your wheelhouse of things to have done.

I mean, this guy in the UK, Ross, a waiter, has sued his boss for dropping a bomb and wafting it in his face, and we just figured maybe we can sue you for the same thing. Did the boss actually, like, cupcake it and put it there? He wafted it. He wafted it. He wafted it. It was more a drop and waft. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we're insinuating that you crop dusted us. You dropped and ran. Yeah. I really want more detail. When he wafted, did he use an actual hand to waft?

It's not about him. It's not about him. It's about you. He's trying to build a case. This is Ross trying to build his case already. He's looking for precedent. He's looking, yeah, absolutely. Well, that's the thing. I's trying to build a case. This is Ross trying to build his case already. He's looking for precedent. He's looking, yeah, absolutely.

Well, that's the thing. I want to go for precedent here because if it wasn't a crop dusting legal suit, then... I guess the main question we want to ask, which will make our decision whether or not we take you to the small claims court, was the fart on purpose? I mean, no one croppped us accidentally, do they?

There you go. That's an admission of guilt. There it is. You walk right into our trap, you big, dumb idiot. You'll be hearing from our lawyers. Yeah. We just need to get a lawyer. Yeah, can we borrow the work lawyer?

Yeah, what's she up to? Good gag, guys. Good gag. You try and fill a show during lockdown. Yeah, you're making us do this. You're forcing us to be here. Just spread your legs. Bree and Clint.

Obviously, while we're in level four, the advice is stay your ass at home. Stay where the hell you are. Put your ass inside. Especially if you're feeling a bit sick at the moment. Yeah. Get your ass in a testing queue and get your ass tested and then get your ass inside. Especially if you're feeling a bit sick at the moment. Yeah. Get your ass in a testing queue and get your ass tested and then get your ass home. That's the official message. Do you want to do it?

Yeah, I'll do it. Your ass better be wearing a mask. Yeah. I'm not talking about your face. Anastasia, did you want to do one? I feel like you're looking at us like you want to do one of these. Did you want to? You sure?

Yeah. No, no. Stay home. I freaked out. Don't do this to me. Don't put me on the spot. Ass. The lady who tells us that message to stay at home,

I feel like we're not getting... Who is it? No, no idea. Is it your mum? No, not my mum. No. A lot of people think it's Stacey Morrison from the hits. Yes.

It's not Stacey Morrison. It bears a striking resemblance to her. Sounds quite similar to Stacey. No one knows who she is. And I think for that reason, I don't think anyone's checking up on her. She's bringing us all the important messages. But I heard the latest COVID-19 announcement. And I've got, I mean, I don't want to alarm anybody.

But I feel like maybe the COVID-19 lady isn't feeling too well and may need to go for a COVID-19 test. Are you saying the lady who does the COVID-19 alerts and announcements, you think she's sick? I think she needs a COVID-19 test. Why do you think that? You just take a listen to the latest COVID-19 message. This is official messaging.

We're not trying to mess with any official messaging here. This is an official message. Just have a listen to her and tell me if you think she sounds okay. This is a COVID-19 announcement. Getting tested at alert level four. Testing helps identify cases in the community. You should isolate and get tested if you visited a location of interest on the day and at the time listed or have cold or flu symptoms or are a contact of a known case. Call Healthline or your GP for more advice about when to get a COVID-19 test.

Unite against COVID-19. Let me give you a live recreation as I block my entire nose. Check government websites to see where you can get a COVID-19 test. Are you sure it's the same woman? It's absolutely the same woman. Is's the same woman? It's absolutely the same woman. Is it the same woman? Why would they get rid of the original woman and then recruit a sick woman? Maybe.

I mean, it's a good point. If they're going to bring in anybody, it'd be the other way around. They'd get rid of the sick one and bring in a healthy one. There's one more clip where I feel like she sounds sick. Do you have the little announcement button there? Oh, is there another one? Yeah, I think it's hot on just there. If you make the do-do-do-do-do. Oh, right. This one here.

Yeah, get out, guys. I think you should stay home. I've come down with a bit of a cough. So stay the bloody hell at home, alright? Bree and Clint. See you in Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint.

That's new. Dua Lipa and Elton John. It's the Pinau remix. Pinau. Pinau. Remix of Cold Heart. It's very good, that song. I love it.

Going to do a morale boosting request next. It's where we bring up the mood of the nation one song at a time. Song for the nation, requested by the nation. That's right. And we did a theme yesterday. We did a Jewel theme actually yesterday, which went quite well. Not Jewel as in the 90s folk singer. No, or Jewel.

Jewel, the New Zealand Electronic Act. Yeah. No, Jewel as in two themes. Two. Drum and bass and Kiwi classics. Went well. Today, even more niche. Today's theme, we think, for the morale boosting request.

You can reveal this one. This is your brainchild. I think this is spot on. Yeah. The morale boosting song has to be a song that was made big on a TV show singing competition. Yeah, there it is. So it can be, I mean, and you say, what are you talking about?

Yeah. X Factor. X Factor. That's your Benny Tepernays and your Jackie Thomases. Yes. Any idol show. That's your Ben Lomas and your Stan Walkers. Yes.

And any Got Talent. We'll take Got Talent. Okay. We'll take Got Talent. Which is Susan Boyle. The Voice. The Voice. Absolutely.

Yeah. It's quite a lot. Pop Stars. But it's not people who were made famous on those shows. It's the songs that were made famous on those shows. So Stan Walker, yes, but Take It Easy, no. Right? No, because that wasn't on Australian Idol.

Stan Walker, Black Box, yes. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Like Ella Henderson, what was the song she did? Absolutely no idea. You don't box? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Like Ella Henderson. What was the song she did? Absolutely no idea. You don't know?

Yeah. Ella Henderson from X Factor. I keep going to the river to pray. Yeah, that's eligible. Bree and Clint. It's time for a morale boosting request. You've had a hard day in lockdown, doing Zooms and fighting off kids and staying away from the pantry,

and you deserve a song that rewards your efforts and brings up your mood. We've given you a theme. People in the text machine are saying, best theme yet. Oh, right, okay. They love it. They're obsessed,

which the theme is songs made big on TV singing shows. I thought it was niche. Turns out we've got a lot of entries. Quite're obsessed. Which the theme is songs made big on TV singing shows. I thought it was niche. Turns out we've got a lot of entries. Quite a lot. I feel like it makes people think. They're like, wait what songs come from TV shows? We're looking for an impartial judge. If you would like to be our third in this conversation $0.800 at M right now.

Just one person to help us if we need to split the vote. Let's go through some of them from X Factor. Is Chrisene, our morale boosting request today. He's a morale boosting guy. Loved this story. Loved this song. He came from nothing to go to the top of the charts in New Zealand. Here's a fun fact.

Yeah. Hit number one here in New Zealand. And only in New Zealand. And only. Yep. Well, he did it. Speaking of X Factor, is Reece Mastin the morale boosting request today? I'm just looking for a good night.

Oh my God. I just remembered I had a dream about Reece Mastin last night. Did you? That kind of dream? What did we do? It was definitely... Was it a good night? Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Yeah, nice. I was a lot taller than him, which I feel like would be accurate in real life too. As in this song right here. Nolsi, the second Australian Idol? No, he was runner-up in the first season. Oh, runner-up to runner up in the first season. Oh, runner up to Guy Sebastian in the first.

And people say no one ever before has been robbed as much as what Shannon Knoll was. Bull crap. Look what Guy Sebastian went on to do.

I mean, Guy Sebastian is incredible. I didn't say I have that opinion. Right, I got you. I'm just saying that's what people say. Is it these boys? I don't know if you've

heard of them. I have. They won a small competition one time and didn't go on to do much else. But at One Direction, is that the artist for you this afternoon? We've had a nomination for Jackie Thomas. New Zealand's original X Factor winner.

Ooh, I like it. It's a great song. We've had a request for Ella Henderson. Power ballads. And also James Arthur. This was massive. We've gotten the most text on the text machine for this. Is this a morale booster, though?

I don't know. Yeah, it's what you've got to factor in. It was definitely big. Let's bring our judge on. George is here. Hi, George. G'day, George. G'day.

You've heard them all. Are you leaning one way in particular? Oh, I reckon Rhys Maston brings back a lot of memories. You like Rhys Maston? Okay. Yeah, Rhys Maston's a good time. Yeah, okay. So is that one vote for Rhys Maston? Yeah, Reece Mastin's a good time. Yeah, okay. So is that one vote for Reece Mastin?

Yeah, lock it in. Okay. I'm not going to agree with you this afternoon. Oh, he's going different. I am going to say that the morale boosting request this afternoon should be, oh, it's between Ella Henderson and Chris Rene. I'm going to say it should be, because it needs to be uplifting and morale boosting,

it should be the Ella Henderson song. I think it should be Ella Henderson. I'm with you. Oh, really? I'm with you. Oh, job done. I love that song so much. And it's not a song you hear all that often.

We brought George on just to vote him out. Sorry, George. Sorry, George. That's all right. Still a good tune. There's one thing that COVID-19 can't stop, and that's Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... That's right, Google Down continues on our quest to find the fastest Googler here in New Zealand. And who's playing this afternoon, Clint? Well, alongside myself and Anastasia, we have fill-in producer Ella from ZM's Late Late Show. She will be taking part. I just need to be able to...

Anastasia does this every time. Left or right? Either. Don't block me. Yeah, she's here for a reason. Thank you. Ella will be playing in Ben's spot. And taking Ella, myself and Anastasia on is Todd. Hi, she's here for a reason. Thank you. Ella will be playing in Ben's spot.

And taking Ella, myself and Anastasia on is Todd. Hi, Todd. G'day, Todd. Hey, mate. How are you going? Good. Look, Todd, look, I'm not going to lie. I usually, I'm backing you in for the win.

I want one of you guys to win. The guys here in the studio always seem to have the upper hand. But I feel like you've got this this afternoon. Yeah, they're pretty sharp usually, but I'll give them a run for their money. Excellent. First thing we need to know, what are you Googling on? What device? A laptop. Perfect. That means everyone else will be Googling on a laptop here in the studio

to keep it fair. These are the rules. So I will be asking questions that you need to put into Google. The first person to yell out the correct answer, the most common one that comes up to that question on Google, will get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. You can guess if you want to.

That is an option. First person to three right questions wins Google Down. Got it. All right, Todd, are you ready? Yep. Juices ready? Ready. Ready?

Here we go. Question number one. How many kids does Matthew McConaughey have? Try spelling McConaughey. I can't spell it. Seven. Seven? Three.

Three. Oh, I got John McCain. Producer Anastasia was first with three. He does have three kids. One point to you, Producer Anastasia. first with three. He does have three kids. One point to you, Producer Anastasia. Amazing. Question number two. What is the national animal of Scotland?

Unicorn. That is correct. Nice work. Are you kidding? No, I remembered that from like a while ago. Yeah, it's a unicorn. That one came out of your memory. Yeah.

Wow. Wait, did I already do that one, Todd? Yeah. Oh. Oh, maybe that's where I heard it from. But the other guys in here didn't remember. I don't remember it. Right, okay.

I don't remember. Too many questions. Well, Producer Ella, you've got one point on the board. Nice work. Here we go. Question number three. How many kilometres is it from New Zealand to Germany?

How many kilometres? 18,359. I'm going to give it to Clint. He started it first and he got it right. 18,353 kilometres. One point to each of the guys in here. Todd, you're very

close. Come on. Here we go. Question number four. What is Pink's real name? Full name. Alicia Bidmore. Damn it. It didn't work. It was hard because her Alicia is spelt

weird and I wasn't confident saying it, but her name is Alicia Bidmore. That's correct. T to Clint. One to produce Anastasia. Alicia is spelt weird and I wasn't confident saying it, but her name is Alicia Beth Moore. That's correct. I hate losing. One to produce Anastasia, one to produce Ella. Todd yet to be on the board. Here we go.

Question number five. Come on, Toddy. What is the population of Fiji in 2021? 889,953. 903,865. Producer Anastasia's got it.3. 903,865. 903,865. Producer Anastasia's got it. It is 903,8... What did you say?

65. That's correct. I'll tell you that. It's a roundabout. Clint had the wrong amount, but you were first to start. What year were you talking about? 2021. Oh, I'm in 2019.

The details always stump you, Clint. I've noticed that. Yeah, I'm about speed. But yeah, you are about speed. Rapid fire. In more ways than one. Todd hit it right. Two to Clint, two to Producer Anastasia, one to Ella. Come on, Todd. You were right there in that one. Come on, Todd. You got this.

Here we go. Question number six. How many premierships has Liverpool won? Four. Good guess, Todd. 19. No. 20.

Producer Anastasia's taken it out. It is 19. I've never seen someone so nervous. Todd. You know what, Todd? All of our people that listen over in the UK on the podcast are really going to be angered by your four. Todd, you didn't win the game,

but you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. We appreciate you calling. Cheers, guys. How's your remix going? How's your DJ career going? Look, I heard that they played it on George FM this morning. Yeah, big deal, mate.

So, I mean, that's a big deal. Yeah. Like, that's their wheelhouse, and we got our remix. Yeah, you were on the dance station. The ZM remix played on the dance station. The remix of this. Look, it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside

and to spread their legs when they are surrounded by other people. It's already iconic. I mean, that wasn't the remix. No, that wasn't the remix. Before we play the remix today, because we are going to play it again,

I think you need to go bigger. I think you've achieved nationwide radio play now. I think you need to look to festival season. Oh, good idea. Do you remember last festival season, the Ashley Bloomfield remix that got played at all the festivals? How could I forget? This one.

COVID-19 now. And you know what I thought? Had a health message, you know? But you know what I thought? Yeah. They needed to mix it up more. They needed a few rotating. Yeah, okay. You know what I mean?

So you reckon keep this one and add your one in too? Keep that one and I think we add the one that, you know, that I've done with DJ FT Bean and we put them in together. Well, you've come to the right place because as a seasoned Rhythm and Vines veteran, I actually happen to have the founder of RMV, Hamish Pinker. And he's willing to take a call from us this afternoon.

We're not going to actually pitch this to him. I reckon we pitch it to him. I reckon we get in early. RMV's already sold out. Can we get this song? Hamish! G'day team Hamish it's Brian

Brian Clint from ZM Welcome How are ya Hey congratulations On another sold out Rhythm and Vines By the way How good

Thank you Yeah job done Job done Put your feet up Yeah On the topic of R&B Bree's got something To pitch to you

Oh my god okay Hamish Look got a great idea for you this afternoon. And guess what? It's probably going to be for free, so you don't have to do a thing. You don't have to lift a finger. You know, obviously, at all the festivals last year and at the start of this year,

they were playing that Ashley Bloomfield remix. Yeah. It had a health message in there, but I feel like it's a little bit tired. It's a little bit old. What are your thoughts on a new one? Yeah, I think we need a refresh. Yes. Good idea. I mean, it was your idea. Excellent, Hamish. And guess what? You wouldn't believe it. We have that remix already. Obviously, Chris Hipkins, he's provided the audio and I feel like this is what we should play at the festivals Look, it is a challenge in high-density areas For people to get outside

They are Surrounded in some cases It might be more sensible for them to drive a short distance To get to somewhere where they can get outside To spread their legs Spread their legs, legs, legs Spread their legs, legs, legs Spread their legs, legs, legs. Spread their legs, legs, legs. Spread their legs, legs, legs.

I got nothing left to lose. I mean, that's got main stage vibes to me, Hamish. I don't know about you. Hamish, it slaps and it's got a health message. I love it. I love it. Bad habits. The Chris Hipkins remix.

Yeah, yeah. Plus, I mean, it's got a good message in it, right? It does. Hey, campers, when you're out there, spread your legs, but do it safely, right? Use protection. Wear a face mask. Use protection.

A face mask. Yeah, you're ticking all the boxes. You're doing our job for us. We love it. Okay. Ticking the boxes, so to speak. We'll lock it in then, should we, Hamish? Lock it in.

We'll drop a contract. Lock it in. Let's get that in front of 20,000 people. There we go. Let's do it. Let's spread our legs all the way into 2022. Am I right? Hey, I'm here.

I'm already spreading them. Hamish Pinkham, founder of Rhythm and Vines. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Cheers, Hamish. Pleasure doing business. Look, I might be wrong, but I feel like people are watching more things than ever.

Oh, we've got more time to watch things than ever. More time to watch some stuff. All the streaming platforms, there's so many of them. There's so much content to consume. The hardest thing about doing that, though, is picking something. The infinite scroll when you're finished shows, when you're between shows, and you go, should we? Do I want to check this one out?

Do I want to commit a whole episode to see if I like it or not? You just want someone to tell you what's great. This is what you should watch. Do it. And then how good's the feeling when you've been kind of dancing around and you haven't found a show like your next show, when you find the next show. How good's the feeling when you

tell someone a show's great and then they come to you and they go, oh my god, that show you recommended? Loved it. And you're like, yeah, I am a cultural curator. I am right. I am an expert. You thought I was wrong, but I am right. I should work for a newspaper and tell people what to like. There's a bit of a life hack doing the rounds at the moment

and I thought I would share it with everyone because this is the best time to probably share this. And it's about eliminating that issue of the endless scroll and not knowing what to watch and there's too much to pick from. Great. So it's a website and it's called agoodmovietowatch.com. Okay. And essentially it can kind of pick stuff for you based on certain things.

It has an algorithm. Yeah. So let's give it a go with you right now and see what happens. So when you go to the website, you can pick from different categories. So you can pick new, mood, movies, show, the very best, and then just categories in general. I'm going to say we're going to do the mood one. We're going to go based on your mood.

Okay, sure. So I've clicked on mood. Now you tell me what you're in the mood for most from these funny oh sorry that's the first one okay i'm looking for something funny so all that there's like ones where it's funny romantic mind-blowing feel good thrilling yeah i'm looking for something funny looking for something funny cool so we click on funny um that's easy now we go um streaming platform. Um, Netflix is already in there, so let's just go Netflix.

Yeah, I've got Netflix. Perfect. Yeah, so you can pick the platform that you've got. Yeah. So we'll just go Netflix. Um, the first one that comes up to watch, and I've actually seen this, so I can comment. Yeah. Uh, is a TV show called Lovesick.

Right, okay. And it came out in 2018. Have you seen it? Haven't seen it so good okay you'd love it good recommendation very good um another one uh that's come up i've actually seen this as well have you seen the movie i think you've seen this book smart oh it sounds familiar it's it's literally the girl version of super bad oh Oh, haven't seen it. Seen the trailer. Looks excellent.

Very good. Okay, is it on Netflix? It's on Netflix. Okay, yep. I believe you've probably seen this. It says Sex Education is another good recommendation. Sex Education is brilliant. There's a new season of that about to come out. It says that.

It tells you as well. Yeah, Gillian Anderson, very good. That's another one it says. Anyway, it goes on and on and on and on, all different stuff, but you can pick based on your mood or if you want to watch a show or if you want to watch the very best stuff that's out at the moment. That's so good. Isn't that good?

Yeah. They should have an option on there to go, I don't want to pay for any streaming services. Which ones can I watch for free? Which one of these can I watch for free or which one of these have the best torrent for illegally downloading them? I think that's a different app that you need though.

We should make that website. You are probably aware by now, I mean, we've said it enough, we are the leading show for maritime and aviation based news. Yeah, there was actually a few articles on the Herald, the NZ Herald, about it. Yeah, not about aviation news, about us. About us being the leading show in this country. In the field, yeah. For aviation-based news.

Our aviation news doesn't usually make the 5pm prime spot, but you know, weird times we're living through at the moment, right? Yeah, it's weird times and we don't know who's in the car at the moment. No, we don't know who needs to hear this right now. But we finally thought, you know what? The 5pm listeners deserve this brilliance as well. We've won awards. So here's some aviation news.

A list of the most popular aviation myths and, like, rumours has been published and they've been either debunked or said, yeah, actually that's true. That thing there that people say can happen, can absolutely happen. I'm going to go through them and you're going to tell me if you believe them to be true or false, okay? The first one is that you, as a person, can be sucked into the aeroplane toilet. If you flush the toilet while you're still sitting on an airplane, it's going to suck you right down. Everyone knows that that's 100% true.

You'll be sucked out into the world. That is 100% false. Well, obviously. You can't. The vacuum system is especially designed to only remove the things that are near the bottom of the bowl. Only the things down the bottom. Wait, so it doesn't actually drop?

No. What? Stuff out. Out of there? No. It doesn't, eh? No. I was going to say.

No, but you can't get sucked into the toilet either. Oh, right. It won't suck you in. Well, the toilet is very small in a plane. Yeah, but very loud too. You'd be doing well. Okay, rumour number two. Someone can open the cabin door mid-flight.

We've all seen this on the movies, on Air Force One or Snakes on a Plane. Someone opens the door of the plane and everyone gets sucked out of the plane. Is that possible? No. You're right. It's wrong. Of course it's not. The air pressure between the outside of the plane and the inside of the aircraft

is so different that no human being would have the strength to be able to push the door open. It's basically the airplane is sucking itself in. The airplane is like a pair of Spanx just really holding itself together. It's like when you put a container into the microwave when you're heating up your lunch and you leave the lid on. It sucks all the air out.

Same thing. So then you can't get the lid off. Thunder and lightning can make a plane crash. True or false? I'd say that's true. It's false. Is it? It's estimated lightning strikes one aircraft in operation around the world per year.

And no plane has ever been brought down by a lightning strike. Bad storm though. Oh, since 1963. Oh. a lightning strike. Bad storm, though. Oh, since 1963. Oh. So I'm right. Oh, yeah. Maybe you are right on that one. I feel like.

Maybe they're just trying to put scared flyers at ease. They're like, it can't do anything. Don't worry about it. No plane has ever gone down since 1963. The great storm of 1963. If I saw our plane that we were riding on get hit by lightning, I would not be thinking, oh, it's fine. I read that article about the mist.

It said, nah, it's fine. Clint on ZM said during aviation it would be fine. Planes drop raw sewage out of them from the sky onto houses below. No, they only drop it in the ocean. Wrong on both fronts. Planes hold on to their poos and wheeze until they get to their destination. God, they must be doing some good kegels, those planes. To hold it all in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, some good forex. Of course they don't do a sky dump. They couldn't do that. They're like a caravan. It's all in a big tank underneath the plane. And then when they get there The pilot has to go Pull the cassette out

And walk over to the dumping station And tip everybody's poos and wheeze down How gross is emptying the sewage from a caravan? You imagine doing it on a Boeing 747 After a long haul flight to London Where everyone took the chicken and the fish We hired that caravan for a weekend And to make it worse is that obviously other people hire it out.

And then all I could think about was like, this might not just be ours. Yeah, it wasn't. There's always a little residual bit of, you know. And especially the big bits. Actually, don't do the big bits in the caravan. Oh, don't, no. Don't do the big bits in the caravan.

There you go, there's your aviation news. There's brand new Cardi B and Lizzo. Oh, it's Lizzo with Cardi B, really. I was like, wait a minute, Lizzo's doing most of the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cardi B's great, don't get me wrong, but I think it's Lizzo's song. I apologise, Lizzo, it's your song, it's called Rumours. Time for birthday banger.

Three and Clint's birthday Rumours. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday Banger. In this segment, we will endeavour to figure out what was the number one song on these three people's 16th birthdays. Harriet's joining us live from lockdown. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hello.

Hi, how's it going? You sound like you're in the car. Are you on your way home or going to work? Yeah, I'm on my way home from work. Oh, nice work. What do you do? I'm a vet. Are you on your way home or going to work? Yeah, I'm on the way home from work. Oh, nice work. What do you do? I'm a vet. Are you a vet? I was literally thinking this the other day, how important it would

be for you guys to keep working. My cat spent the whole first level four lockdown at the vet and they got such strict rules around that. Stressful job for you guys at the moment, eh Harriet? Yeah, it's not ideal but we've got to keep going. We appreciateful job for you guys at the moment, eh, Harriet? Yeah, it's not ideal, but we've got to keep going. Got to keep going. We appreciate you guys more than ever at the moment

because, yeah, we've got to keep our little loved ones safe. Let's do your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? Today in 1990. It's your birthday today, Harriet. Yeah. Have you had a... It sounds like you had a bit of a rough day.

Oh, look, the sun's shining. It could have been worse. All right, well, let's hope for an absolute firebanger. That means you were 16 in 2006. And on this day, the 25th of August in 2006, this was number one. I come every time you come around my London, London bridge, Wanna go down like

Wanna go down like Banga Harriet. Banga. What's up, buddy? Breakout solo Fergie track. London, London bridge London bridge. London, London bridge

Awesome. Awesome, okay. Yeah, that's fire. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Doug. G'day, Dougie. G'day, Doug. Are you there, Doug? Yeah, I'm here.

There you are. Good stuff, man. Good to have you. How's lockdown going? Oh, yeah, just keeping on trucking. Yep. Wait, do you mean literally? Are you a truck driver?

Yes, I am. Nice. Oh, so you can actually say, I'm just going to keep on trucking. Yep, true, true. I love that, Dougie. Perfect. What's your birthday, mate?, true, true. I love that, Dougie. Perfect. What's your birthday, mate? 11th September, 1961.

Right, Doug, you were 16 in 1977. And on the 11th of September in 1977, this was number one. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. Don't stop, it'll soon be. Get a Fleetwood Oh, brilliant This is a great driving song, Dougie What a tune

Yeah It's excellent It's excellent, yeah, it's really good Does that sum up your birthday in 1977, you reckon? I think I vaguely remember that one No, I remember as much from 1977, I've heard. Let's go finally to Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl.

G'day, Cheryl. Hi. Hi, welcome to Birthday Banger. How's your lockdown going? Oh, well, I'm an essential worker, so I'm still working on through. Good stuff, Cheryl. Us too, Cheryl. What do you do for work?

Manufacturing. Oh, yeah, nice. You're working hard at the moment. Perfect. Well, let's do you a Birthday Banger, Cheryl. What's your birthday? Oh, gosh. 30th of the 1 yeah, nice. You're working hard at the moment. Perfect. Well, let's do you a birthday banger, Cheryl. What's your birthday? Oh, gosh. 30th of the 1st of 78.

All right, Cheryl. You were 16 in 1994. And on the 30th of January, this was top in the chart. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Baby, give it up. Give it up. Baby, give it up. Oh, I'm going to cut and move, Cheryl.

Is that a bit of you, Cheryl? Is that a good birthday banger? Well, I haven't given it up, so yeah. Okay, way there. We've got to decide between Fleetwood Mac, cut and move, and Fergie London Bridge. I don't mind any of them.

I like them all for different reasons. What does your gut say? Um, I really don't know today. I'm really stumped. I really like the Fleetwood Mac song. Harriet's birthday today. It's Harriet's birthday today. I like the Fergie song too.

I'm going to vote for Fleetwood Mac and I'm going to leave it up to you. Um, ooh. Yeah, go on. We'll play some Fleetwood Mac. That means Dougie in the truck. Congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Excellent.

Thank you, guys. Good stuff, man. This one will get you through for at least four minutes, Dougie. Bree and Clint. Clint, are you a rollercoaster man? Not really anymore. No? Like I was. Were you?

But then I'm like, once you've been on a couple, is there any point risking it anymore? When you say, you know, you've been on a couple, what rollercoasters have you been on? Oh, the Big Three, the Lethal Weapon Rollercoaster at Movie World on the Gold Coast. I thought you were about to say the Big Three-0 going through, you know, into your 30s. The Rollercoaster of Life, Brie.

That's a bloody rollercoaster. The Corkscrew at Rainbow's End. Yep. And, you know what, that might be it. So you've been on the... Maybe the Gold Rush. The Cyclone? No.

No? Cyclone, no. At Dreamworld, Cyclone. No. No? What's the one at... Oh, the one where Superman's pushing it at. Oh, no, I have been on that one.

Yeah, that one's pretty good. That was pretty good. Well, you know, some bad news for the roller coaster people. Right. Because there's a roller coaster that's being shut down. Okay. What are your thoughts? Why would this roller coaster be shut down?

Unsafe. Goes too fast. Yeah. Too old. Too old. No, this rollercoaster is being shut down. It's in Japan because it's too fast. And when I say too fast, it's so fast that it's breaking people's bones.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. No, I'm not signing up for that. I'm a roller coaster rides. I want to feel like I'm going to break a bone, but I don't want to actually break a bone, you know? Yeah, it's called Japan's doo-doo domper. And it's the fastest.

Sorry, it's called the what? The doo-doo domper. Right. It's the fastest. Is that what you do after you've been on the roller coaster? You crap your pants. You do a doo-doo domper. It's the fastest roller coaster on the planet.

Yeah. Like there's no roller coaster faster and it's capable of achieving top speeds of 172 kilometres per hour in just 1.8 seconds. Wow. That seems excessive. Anyway, it's had to close after riders have experienced broken bones, multiple reports of serious injuries,

and at least six riders, they say, have suffered bone fractures. Yeah, right. Yeah, one broken bone on a roller coaster accident. Two roller coaster broken bones. Coincidence. Six broken bones. Something's going on. I'm starting to point fingers at the roller coaster company. Something's's going on you've got to expect that when you're in the roller

coaster industry though it's very up and down it is very up and down you take the you take the wins with the losses uh the highs with the lows but here's my question to you do you remember the song uh from bewitched roller coaster how could i forget? Yeah. My question to you, is that about the rollercoaster that is life or is it about an actual rollercoaster? That's what you're allowed to listen to. What is it about? It's in the lyrics. It's about a rollercoaster of love.

It literally says it in the chorus. Yeah, you got allowed to listen to. What is it about? It's in the lyrics. It's about a rollercoaster of love. It literally says it in the chorus. Yeah, you got me there. Yeah. Listen to the song for your own joke, mate. Brian Clint. New Zealand's eldest, oldest, eldest, oldest. The oldest, oldest COVID-19 teen. Oh, man.

Can we start this again? Yeah. Refresh. New Zealand's oldest person to receive the COVID... Oh, no. No, you can do it. You can do it. You can do it.

It's because I received the vaccine that's messing with my brainwaves. Don't make jokes like that. The oldest person in New Zealand to receive the COVID-19 vaccination is Mere Wihongi who received the vaccination this week and she is the young age of 100 years old. That is crazy. Mere is awesome. She was born in Northland in December 1920.

She has lived through the Spanish flu, the Great Depression, World War II and all the rest of it and now she is vaccinated against COVID-19. Can you imagine? She's like sitting there and she's like, guys, this is nothing. Let me tell you what I've lived through.

Yeah, yeah. Just add it to the list. Yeah, totally. But she also has the foresight to go, hey, this is how bad things can get. She is young enough, well, old enough to have memories of the Spanish flu epidemic. That's wild. Which killed 9,000 New Zealanders in the 1920s. So she's obviously gone, oh, I don't want to do that again.

Don't want to be involved in that, no. She lives in Moko, which is in Taranaki, and they have a permanent population of 120 people. Pretty safe area. Pretty safe area. You'd think it'd be pretty easy to socially distance there. Would be quite easy. But that's not the point.

It's not the point. She's gone, I need to do this, I need to set an example, and she's 100 years old and she showed up to get it. So if she can do it, then you can do it. Anyone can. Is the message that I've got for you this afternoon. What an incredible woman. Can you imagine meeting her?

Yeah. And just like her stories that she'd have. Yeah. You go, tell me a story. And she'd go, well, where shall I start? Do you want to go back to 1929? Pick a decade. Yeah, yeah.

I was nine years old. Wow. Yeah, far out. Yeah. Anyway, the vaccine is now, this is the public health side of it, now available to everybody 12 years and older. You just have to go and book it. I'm going tomorrow.

That's good. There's places where you can just walk up as well. I don't know where they are and it's not all of them, so please don't just show up to all of them. You just need an ID for some places. But there are some walk-up ones. But, yeah, there is places still taking bookings. So if you feel more comfortable taking a booking and having a time,

do it that way. Yeah, or you can literally just take your ID. New Zealand vaccinated 80,000 people in one day yesterday. That's got to be some kind of a record. Yeah. And one of them in the past week was Midewi Hongi, and she's 100 years old. Brave.

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