ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th August 2023
Episode Date: August 25, 2023What did you ruin in the wash? (5:27) What happened to your passport? (15:48) Milo etiquette (26:50) Fridayoke - Blinding Lights (37:33) Sexy voice auditions (46:39) See omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.
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G'day everybody, welcome to the show, Brie and Clint, Up The Waz.
That's so weird.
Oh, because they were talking about the news.
Yeah, they were talking about the NRL.
So now we're both thinking about it.
Well, also Up The Waz.
Also.
It is the year of Up The Waz.
I've been workshopping a new chant.
Oh, yeah?
To do with the Warriors games.
Yeah.
So it goes something like, Waz, Waz.
Hold on.
Waz, Waz.
Waz, Waz, let's have a few jars.
Waz, Waz, let's have a few jars.
Waz, Waz, take off your bras.
Waz, Waz, take off your bras.
Yeah, Waz, Waz, don't drive your cars. Waz, Waz. Because drinking, driving. Waz, waz, take off your bras. Yeah, waz, waz. Don't drive your cars.
Waz, waz.
Because drinking, driving is bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get an Ubers.
See?
Perfect.
It's a good message and it's fun.
Anyway, up the waz, 8 o'clock tonight, Mount Smart Stadium.
Sold out.
How good?
Sold out.
Speaking of sold out, we've got double passes to Taylor Swift at 4 o'clock this afternoon.
Who wants them? Who wants them?
Who wants them? Can you just, because I'm not sure who wants them. I don't think anyone wants them.
Could you just text us right now
on 9696 if you guys
want them. Can you just say I want them?
Just text us. Just say me. I'll take them.
For the Taylor Swift tickets. Can you just let us know who wants
them? 9696. Just to get a
gauge. Yeah, because we're just not sure who wants them.
Yeah. Yeah. Is it you? Do you want them? Just say I want them. That's all we need. 9696. Just to get a gauge. Yeah, because we're just not sure who wants them. Yeah. Is it you?
Do you want them? Just say, I want them. That's all we need.
9696. The text machine is going to...
Well, I don't know. Is it going to blow up?
It's exploding.
Is it? It is exploding. Is it? I'll check.
I'll go and check soon and then I'll know who wants them.
Which is good because at 4 o'clock we're giving them to someone
who wants them. That's right. But right now
we're going to give someone $50
cash. Thanks to KFC.
If you want to play Tradie versus Lady, you can call us now.
0800 dial ZM.
Can we put in a message to Ross Boss to see if we can get some tickets
to give away to the Waz?
That'd be good.
Hey, all you got to say is, hey, Ross Boss, up the Waz?
Ross.
Okay, up the Waz.
Up the Waz.
Up the Waz.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Up the Waz.
Up the Waz.
Let's go to our Tradies and Ladies for today's game
where the score is 70 to 79 in favour of the Ladies.
The Tradies pulling one back yesterday.
Nice work, lads.
We'll go to our Lady first.
She's 24.
She loves playing video games with her kids.
She's calling from Auckland.
Welcome to the show, Steph.
Up the waz.
Up the waz.
Hello, Steph.
Hi.
There you are.
What video games do you like playing with the kids, Steph?
They really enjoy me playing Call of Duty with them.
Damn, good game.
Call of Duty.
A bit of COD.
Cool mum points.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today from Oamaru.
They're 21 years old and they have webbed toes.
Welcome to the show, Taylor.
G'day, Taylor.
How's it going?
How webbed are we talking?
Oh, like, you know, just your normal.
Bit of a disability, but I make it work.
Is it webbed all the way across?
Are you webbed from the big piggy to the little piggy?
No, just a couple.
Just a couple, yeah.
I feel like it's a cool, like a cool.
The one thing you don't want, though, is to be webbed between the big and the second so
you can still wear jandals.
Can you wear jandals, Taylor?
No, unfortunately.
Oh.
Birkenstocks, just as good.
Yeah, Birks.
Yeah, got to get into those Birks.
Okay, Taylor, your buzzer is tradie.
Steph, yours is lady.
Whoever gives us three correct answers first gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Located in Italy, the popular landmark is the Leaning Tower of what?
Lady.
Yes, Steph.
Pisa.
It is Pisa.
Not to mistaken it with the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
It's a different landmark.
Where's that?
I believe it's in...
Pizza.
Pizza.
The place Pizza, yeah.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
In which decade did the microwave come out?
Was it the 50s, the 60s or the 70s?
Sadie.
Yes, Taylor.
70s. Ooh. That, Taylor. 70s.
Ooh.
That's a good guess.
Steph, you want to guess?
The 30s?
Ooh.
We're looking for the 60s.
No points there for anyone.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
You show the lights, don't stop me.
Turn to the storm, only shine.
Yes, Taylor. Ali Dol shine. Yes, Taylor.
Ali Dolby.
Nice, Taylor.
Solid from you, mate.
One of her early ones.
We're one apiece here.
Question number four.
Quebec is a province in Canada.
What language do they speak there?
Swedish.
Yes, Taylor.
French.
Oh, he's on fire. Good stuff, Taylor. Well done. Nice, Taylor.
You two on the board. Steph, you've got one. You need this one to stay
in it. Question number five. Which company makes the cream
egg? Trudy. Yes, Taylor, for the win.
Cadbury. He's got it.
Up the
Waz. Up the Waz, Taylor. Congratulations.
You're the trading first. Up the Motago.
Yeah, I know you're from Motago, but
they're the national team, okay?
You don't have a team down there. Up the Waz.
Up the Waz, yeah. See, he's on board at the end.
Up the Highlanders. Yeah.
Well done, Taylor. We'll give that 50 bucks from KFC to
you ASAP. Have a great weekend. Well done, Taylor. We'll give that 50 bucks from KFC to you ASAP. Have a great weekend.
See you, Taylor.
You too.
Cheers.
Bree and Clint.
Zed and Bree and Clint, that lewd and metaphix big city life.
Can I get real boring for a second and talk to you about washing
laundry?
Jeez.
God, I know it's a Friday
but chill. Well, you
chill actually because today is
the first ever no laundry
day. That's most days for me, mate.
Is it? What is your laundry day?
Just whenever I've got the time.
When you run out of undies. I've got a lot of undies. So you can go a day? Just whenever I've got the time. When you run out of undies.
Oh, I've got a lot of undies.
Oh, so you can go a while.
I reckon I've got 60 pair of undies.
60?
Yeah.
60?
Trust me.
When you've got mild IBS, you have 60 pairs of undies.
Oh, TMI.
Today is no laundry day where New Zealanders are encouraged to do no laundry, no washing today.
Oh, this is for the environment, isn't it?
It's for the environment.
They want people to be mindful of how much and how they're washing their clothes
because of the impact that it has on the planet.
It uses power, obviously.
It puts detergent down the drain.
And it makes your clothes wear out faster, which means more clothing ends up in landfill.
Makes sense, doesn't it? It does
make a lot of sense. Today I have done
two loads of washing on no
laundry day. But I've got
kids. Like what else are you going to do?
You know? Yeah.
My dogs make most of my washing.
Yeah exactly right. They jump on you
and then they jump on the pillows.
But it's a good message. You should think about it.
But some stuff has just got to be washed. Trust me, I don't need an excuse to do no washing,
but I'll take one.
I wish I'd done no washing this week.
This here is my favourite new jersey.
And this is why I hate, hate washing clothes that I like
because this has been my favourite jersey all winter.
It fit me perfectly.
Like I found the perfect jersey.
One wash, it's too short.
Oh, it's shrunk.
It's shrunk.
Did you follow the instructions on the tag?
No, I just put it in the washing machine.
Well, I feel like it's kind of.
That's worse for the environment.
It's kind of your fault then.
That's worse if I have to do an individual wash just for one jersey.
Can I have a look at what the tag says?
Yeah.
Where is the tag?
See if you can find it.
Oh, there it is.
What does it say?
Says, can you see where it is?
Wash with similar colours, reshape whilst damp.
You missed out that part.
Reshape while damp.
I don't think I've ever seen that on a tag.
This is why we've got to say no more washing, okay?
I'm on board with this campaign.
Mate, there's some times where if I get something I really like,
like a pair of pants or, you know,
I will avoid washing them for months
because I'm so scared of stuffing them up.
Like this one pair of pants that I had,
quite expensive and I loved them
and I was like, I'm terrified to wash these
because they were like a linen.
I washed them, they shrunk and now they're
all pilly.
Reshape while damp?
That's not a thing.
I thought this afternoon. Well, it is because
it would have been fine. I know, I know.
Do you have to wear it
around damp? Is that what it is?
Is that what it is? I don't know. Reshape on
your body like paper mache? Yeah.
How weird is that?
We want to ask what did you ruin in the wash this afternoon?
Did you put your brand new all blacks jersey in with your wife's white washing?
Or something pink like a pink sock in with the...
You know what I did?
A red sock.
A real expensive pair of pants and they had a bit of something on them
so I put some stain remover on them
and I put them in a bucket to soak them.
Yeah, I forgot that.
Well, I didn't forget but someone had used that
bucket with bleach
and when I pulled my pants
out, it was a disaster.
So I would look like that. That was quite cool in the 2000s
to have those bleach stains on your pants. Yeah, right?
Bit of tie dye. Oh, $100.00. What did you ruin? How much did it cost? How big was the washing machine disaster?
Brian Clint.
What did you destroy in the washing machine?
Yeah, there's a lot of good texts coming through, a lot of relatable stuff.
A lot of air pods.
Yeah, a lot of air pods. Someone else said, I ruined an expensive silk blazer. It's wrinkled
and the shoulder pads are bent.
When I wash anything that belongs to
my wife, I always say to her,
does this go on the washing machine?
Because it's in the laundry basket, to me that doesn't mean
it goes in the washing machine. Because I don't want
to be the one who puts the silk thing in or the
wool thing in or the thing that should never get
wet in there. Totally get where you're coming
from. Because I think a good rule of thumb, if it has shoulder pads, not for the washing machine.
Dry clean it.
Yeah.
Someone said they put their BMW car key fob through the wash and it cost $1,000 to replace.
Wait a second.
Is that how much a BMW car key cost?
Far out.
I knew they were expensive.
Because there's like little computer chips in them, right?
Can't you go to that Mr Minute in the mall
A thousand dollars
And he does you a bootleg version of it
How much does like
I know
How much does a wheel cost on a BMW
A thousand dollars
It's more than some people's whole car
Yeah someone else texted her and said
I put my new vape pod in the wash
And when I puffed on it
It tasted like Tasted like Purcell. Why would you
puff on that? It's the nicotine, man.
Nicky's here. We want to know what you destroyed in the washing machine, Nicky.
Yeah, g'day. Long time listener, first time caller, by the way.
We love people like you, Nicky.
Well, it wasn't actually me that destroyed my washing machine,
but my very OCD daughter, who was 17 at the time,
decided to clean her car.
And she...
Oh, no.
What did she put in the washing machine?
I might just put these in the wash
So anyway
I came in and I heard this horrific noise
And my washing machine was smoking
And I'm like
Oh my god what have you done?
She said
I was just washing my rubber car mats
That's alright isn't it?
She put the whole rubber car mats in the washing machine
They're waterproof They're waterproof What is she up to? She's blind, isn't she? Oh, no. She put the whole rubber car mats in the washing machine.
They're waterproof.
They're waterproof.
What is she up to?
She's blonde.
She's blonde.
Did you need a new washing machine?
Yeah, eventually.
It just wasn't the same.
Yeah, I bet.
Wow.
Wow.
It's like when we all used to put shoes in the washing machine And you just hear the washing machine having a traumatic event
It's like
Thanks Nicky, great story
Someone said I sprayed exit mould on my dress
When I was ironing it
Thinking it was ironing spray
Oh no, gutted
It'd be like tie dye
It would be, it'd be pretty bad
Someone else said I've put multiple
Tamagotchis through the washing machine.
The Tamagotchis have made a resurgence.
Have they?
Did you know that?
No.
The Tamagotchis are back in a big way.
Are we Tamagotching again?
Yeah, kids love the Tamagotchi now.
Actual Tamagotchi or like a Tamagotchi app?
No, a Tamagotchi.
Really?
Like the original.
Oh, man.
We were obsessed with those. Yeah Yeah friends of mine who've got
kids, I went over to their house and
the kids came running out and said look at my
Tamagotchi, it's three days old
and you're like pfft, I had that before it was
cool.
Sit down kids, let Aunty Brie
take you back. Let me show you how it's done.
Hand me my chattering kid.
Brie and Clint.
I've got a blank space, baby.
And I'll write your name.
ZM, Brianne Clint, that's Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, the heiress tour, live in Sydney.
Here we go, double pass number 10,
about to be given away to one ZM listener
who can give us all three songs.
The person getting that chance this afternoon is you, Tiare.
Kia ora.
G'day. Oh my god.
Thank you. Oh my goodness.
You're on the air.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
This is not a prank.
It's not a prank. It's not a prank.
You are on the air. You have a
shot at winning today's
double pass. I've
listened at school every day, sneaking
it off. How have you managed to do it at school every day, sneaking it off.
How have you managed to do it at school?
Because lots of people want to know this.
How are you managing to get it done while you're in the classroom?
With my headphones.
Sneaky headphones.
Oh, smart.
Okay, Tiare, it's all going to be worth it if you can give us the three songs that Zedim played today at 8 o'clock, 12 o'clock and 4 o'clock.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, go for it.
At 8, we had New Romantics.
Correct.
At 12, we had We Are Never Getting Back Together.
Yeah.
And then at 4, we had Blank Space.
Oh, mate.
You're going to see Taylor Swift. Oh, my God.
Thank you.
What does this mean to you, Tiare?
It means everything, honestly.
You've put in the work.
You've put in the time.
You've been doing it whilst at school,
and you're going.
You've got the tickets, they're locked in.
Yay!
Thank you.
How is that in the background that's screaming with you?
My sister.
Is that who's going to go to the Taylor Swift show with you?
Oh, she's literally going so much.
Hey, Mum.
Yeah, I understand.
Oh, amazing.
Your mum's going to be stoked.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome, Tiare.
Congratulations on behalf of ZM.
We can't wait to see you in the ZM block in A Reserve in Sydney for the heiress tour.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
You're in the draw for flights thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat as well.
Everybody is that wins these tickets.
And we're going to do it again on Monday.
I get goosebumps every time. Like I get
every single time. Like hearing
the elation and
how excited people are.
And I know there is a lot of disappointed people.
We're halfway guys. There's two
more weeks of this so stick around.
That's so fun. From Monday
we kick it off again at 8am with Fletchfoot and Hayley.
More tickets to the heiress tour, thanks to ZM.
Bree and Clint.
A groom's passport a week and a half out from their destination wedding.
The passport got eaten by their dog.
Or so he says.
Or so he says.
What a likely excuse.
How come we didn't even talk about that?
Nothing ever gets eaten by the dog except for television remotes and shoes.
And everything else under the sun.
And dirty undies, actually.
We've found out from doing that topic.
No, only the crotch of dirty undies.
Sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
Not the rest.
The crotch of dirty undies.
Mainly the crotch.
Dogs are big on crotchless panties.
I like to modify them for you.
How invasive is the word crotch? How kinky are dogs?
We're asking you what are your passport
disasters? Someone texted and said we made it
halfway to Auckland from Hamilton
and I realised I'd left
my passport at home. Dad was
not happy. Lol. Can I just
say that's not your fault.
That's your dad's fault. It is dad's
fault to say as you're leaving the house
have you got your passport?
Everyone got their passports?
Dad doesn't do much planning for a family holiday,
but that's the least he can do.
He can go, has everybody got their passports?
Everyone got them?
Show me.
Physically show me the passport in your hand.
Someone else said,
I realised Sunday before a Monday flight to the UK
that I'd lost my passport.
An emergency passport got issued Monday morning,
but I'd also lost my visa.
Landed in the UK, a three-hour interview at Heathrow
before they let me in.
That person there is the worst kind of person to travel with.
They're just a hot mess.
That's me.
Is it?
Yeah, I'm a pretty anxious... Nah, I've
travelled with you. You're better than that. Okay.
I'll take that compliment. That's
Ella. I'm sorry, but
that's our producer, Ella. Stop
texting the text machine, Ella.
I literally was waiting
for that. I was, but I'm
better now. Are you? Yeah, I was new
back then when I travelled with you. It was a
year ago. And you haven't been on
any flights since. Let's talk
to Benjamin. Hi, Benjamin. G'day, Ben.
How are you going? Good, thanks. What happened
to your passport, Ben?
Well, I work in Australia, so
I've flown to and from quite often. Yeah.
And my partner washed
my clothes the night before.
Luckily,
the new passports have the plastic cover,
so they still accept it at just.
That's right.
It's got the plastic card inside it, eh?
The chip.
The card is made of plastic.
So as long as that bit survives, they'll let you through.
Is that how it works?
Yeah.
How come we can't just rip that bit out of the passport then
and put it in our wallet?
That's a good question.
Yeah.
Do all passports have that little computer chip in it now?
The modern ones, yeah.
If you want to use the smart gate,
then you've got to have that bit, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, was that washing of the passport,
was that your fault or your wife's fault,
do you think, Benjamin?
Well, I don't know.
I should check my pockets before I put it out the wash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see.
Oh, good on you, Ben, taking responsibility.
Good on you.
If you ask her, it's my fault.
If you ask me, it's my fault.
Anonymous is here.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, Anonymous, what happened to the passport?
So it was my sister's passport.
I wanted to go to town.
I didn't have any ID.
We looked at each other.
I thought, can I please use your passport?
She said yes.
One of the bouncers looked at the passport, looked at
me, looked at the passport, just
knew it wasn't mine, and he confiscated
it off me.
I couldn't do anything about it.
I mean, I could ring the police, like, hey,
where's my passport back? But it wasn't mine, so
I'd be telling on myself.
So I just ended up having to cop up the money for my sister
and it is what it is.
I don't want to be an accomplice.
I don't want to be part of this crime.
But your sister could have gone to the police and gone,
hey, he took my passport.
He didn't believe that it was me.
Do you imagine?
You know?
The police turn up.
But then you're implicating your sister, I guess.
I thought anonymous.
I thought you were about to tell us that you travelled overseas on your sister's passport.
No, imagine that, though.
That would be nice.
Anonymous, wait a second.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Could identical twins travel on each other's passports?
They could.
I have fraternal twins, but they're boy-girls.
I can't.
Yeah, the boy-girl one's not going to work.
Yeah, no.
Unless you do an Amanda Bynes in that movie
where she dresses up as the male soccer player.
I think the jig would be up.
She shows up at the airport
with a fake moustache.
Like, no, it's me. Hello, it's me, David.
Callum's here. Hey, Callum.
Hi, Callum. Yeah, g'day.
What happened to your passport, Cal?
So we had a family Christmas holiday to Fiji.
So we were flying out Christmas morning.
And we got to the airport and my brother and myself got told,
oh, we can't check you in.
You're one day past the six-month expiry limit to enter Fiji.
So your passport wasn't even expired,
but you needed to have more than six months left on it.
Yeah.
How long did they think you were going to stay in Fiji?
One day.
Yeah.
One day.
One day over the limit.
So what, did you ruin Christmas?
We had to, well, so we tried to get a hold of Fiji
because if they answered and said they were okay with it,
then we could still do it. Wait, what number do you call to get a hold of Fiji? You're like, hello, is this Fiji because if they answered and said they were okay with it, we could still do it. Wait, what number
do you call to get a hold of Fiji?
You're like, hello, is this Fiji?
That's the airport for you to figure out.
Oh, 100 Bula Bula.
They're like, hello, this is Fiji.
Getting ourselves a flight that
night and had to taxi into
the city, get a one-day emergency
passport on Christmas Day.
No!
The rest of the family went and we just caught up afterwards. You and your brother sorted city, get a one-day emergency passport on Christmas Day. No. And get back out to the airport.
The rest of the family went, and we just caught up afterwards.
You and your brother sorted it out.
Oh, that's a good way of dealing with it.
They should have just given it to you as your Christmas present.
One day.
What's one day?
Not even on Christmas.
You're right.
Not even on Christmas. Yeah, not even on Christmas.
Someone's texted her and said, I once left my passport in my bag with all my money on a New York subway station.
Saw it sitting on the seat as the doors closed.
I ran to the security guard's suitcase in tow up a bunch of stairs.
They calmly accompanied me onto the subway to go back and get it.
Thankfully, it was still there.
Oh, my God.
How lucky can you be?
Because you'd never see it again.
You'd never see that again.
It would belong to New York City.
On a New York subway,
the amount of people
that would have been going through there.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second. One second. Where, if you can be on the winning team this afternoon,
you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars.
That's right, through to the winner's circle, but you need to guess three songs correctly before the other team.
Emma is going to join Team Bree.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
Are you the really strong teammate Bree's been dreaming of?
I hope so.
I know you are, Emma.
I've got the faith in you.
To get the free KFC, you've got to go through me and Sophia.
Hi, Sophia.
Hi, Sophia.
Hi, how are you guys?
We're good.
You know your music, Sophia?
A little bit, yep.
That's the mild confidence I was looking for this afternoon.
And that's the answer I wanted to hear.
Hey, okay, listen up, girls.
Claudia's going to run the game.
This is what we've got to do.
Hello, everyone.
So I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
You just need to buzz in with your name,
and I'm looking for the artist's name and the name of the song.
Every week there is a theme.
Today's theme, songs that were on SingStar.
Oh, good theme.
Yeah.
Fun.
Songs that were on SingStar.
Okay.
Okay.
Which is quite broad.
Well, the girls might be a bit young.
Hey, Emma, how old are you?
14.
Oh, no.
And Sophia, how old are you?
23. Oh, okay. We might have a slight advantage here, no. And Sophia, how old are you? 23.
Oh, okay.
We might have a slight advantage here, Sophia.
Nah, Emma, we got this, mate.
We got this.
These are all songs that have also been on the radio.
They were on SingStar because they were big songs, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We're fine.
We're fine.
I hope 99 Loft Balloons is in here.
Oh, it was the last one.
You ruined it.
Emma and Sophia, you guys are going to go first.
Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. All right, guys. Buzz in when you know it. Emma and Sophia, you guys are going to go first. Are you ready?
Yeah. Alright guys, buzz in when you know
the song title and artist, okay?
Good luck. Here you go.
This song is, I think, exactly
as old as Sophia.
It's going to be a tough one for Emma.
Emma?
Emma.
Emma, what's that?
Is it Complicated by Avril Lavigne?
It is.
Emma.
You legend.
Oh, she was all over it.
I had no doubt.
Emma, you smashed that.
Well done. Killed it. Thank you. Nice had no doubt. Emma, you smashed that.
Well done.
Killed it.
Thank you.
Nice work.
That's one point for Team Bree.
So Bree and Clint, next one's for you guys. Oh, no, now it's my turn.
Keep up the streak, Bree.
Good luck.
Here you go.
Clint.
Oh.
That is Jamelia Superstar.
I second-guessed myself.
Superstar.
That is Winnie Superstar.
Emma, we're two.
We're two on the board.
The confidence in the answer.
It's like there was a question mark at the end of it.
Superstar.
Okay, Emma, Sophia.
Back to you guys.
Emma, you could take it out here.
So, Sophia.
Sophia, listen to me.
Sophia, you got this.
Okay, you got this.
Emma, destroy her.
There you go.
Any guesses?
No.
Have you guys heard this song before?
Kiwi.
No. Did you just say Kiwi before? Kiwi. No.
Did you just say Kiwi?
Oh, no.
I was thinking of Natasha Bedingfield.
It is Natasha Bedingfield.
Okay.
Is she a Kiwi?
Well, her brother is.
Do we claim her as well?
Yeah, we're claiming both.
Wow.
Well, God, stop making me second guess myself, Claudia.
Yeah, we'll throw that one out.
No one gets it.
No one gets it.
That's okay.
Okay, Brie and Clint.
Brie, you could take it here.
Okay. Good luck. Focus. You got this. Go, Brie. Okay, Brie and Clint. Brie, you could take it here. Okay.
Good luck.
Focus.
You got this.
Go, Brie.
You also have this, Clint.
Good luck, guys.
Here you go.
Brie.
Brie.
That is, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love.
Yes.
We got it, Emma.
A true team effort.
We can't even be mad at that.
Well done, Emma and Brie.
You guys win.
Nice work, Ed.
Thank you.
We make a good team and you pick up the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work.
Fun fact, every single song in the One Second Song Challenge today came out before Emma was born.
Literally. But hey, Emma, you're still in the winner Second Song Challenge today came out before Emma was born. Literally.
But hey, Emma, you're still in the winner's circle.
My partner's away at the moment, off in Europe,
and I'm about to head off to Europe as well.
Have I mentioned that?
Tonight.
Anyway, because I've been home alone,
a good friend of mine, Cam Mansell,
who does the night show here at ZM, has been staying over a couple of nights.
Cute.
Just to keep me company.
And I learnt something quite shocking about him last night.
He doesn't flush the toilet after number twos.
Yeah.
Nah, not that.
This actually shook him.
Can you imagine if a guest did that at your house?
I'd be like, honestly, if it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Flush it down.
Now, this shooketh me quite a lot, actually,
because last night I was sitting down and I said,
would you like a Milo?
He was like, yeah, I'd love a Milo.
So I went over and I made Milo and I've given him his Milo.
Hot or cold?
Cold.
Right.
Cold Milo.
At night time?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hook in.
Cold Milo for me is breakfast and hot Milo is evening.
Cold Milo is any time.
Really?
And cold Milo is superior.
Right.
Because for this reason.
Okay.
The best part about Milo
is eating the Milo
off the top of the drink.
Or the granules. Yeah.
You don't mix it all the way in.
You mix it a tiny bit
so it's a little bit damp and then
you just shovel that Milo
into your mouth. A little bit damp.
Do you even let the milk get chocolatey?
Maybe a touch. Maybe little bit, Deb. Do you even let the milk get chocolatey? Maybe a touch.
Maybe a touch. Okay.
But last night I watched Cam
Mansell from ZM's night show
stir his Milo
until it was completely dissolved
and then I confronted him
about it. I'm here with
Cam Mansell. Are you
joking? Did you
not realise that you eat the Milo
off the top
and not just mix it in?
I thought you just
mixed it in.
Like sometimes I'll have
a teaspoon of Milo
straight out of the tin.
That's real yum.
But you've never eaten it.
Like once you put it
in your glass,
you've never just eaten it
off the top.
Never.
What?
Were you today years old
when you learnt that?
I was 30 seconds ago years old.
Oh my God. What is wrong with
people? Honestly,
Cam Mansell has now
joined us in the studio. What do you
have to say about yourself, Cam?
I apologise to the
entire population of New Zealand.
You honestly didn't know that
or had never seen someone drink
or eat Milo like that?
No.
I thought you just have a spoon out of the tin as you're making it.
No.
No, no.
Wait, are you raw dogging the Milo?
You're not even getting it a little bit damp like Bree said.
You're going straight dry-ass Milo to the face.
Yeah.
That's the only time he's eating it.
When it's in the glass, he just stirs it until it's completely dissolved. Wow. That's the only time he's eating it. When it's in the glass he just stirs it
until it's completely dissolved.
Wow.
I'm real shook by that.
Do you eat yours off the top
or am I the weird one?
I haven't really had a Milo.
What?
I haven't had a Milo
in 15 years,
I reckon.
You actually said to me
off air,
you're like,
I've never really been
a big Milo fan.
I mean, what?
I used to have it at this
when I worked
when I was at high school
because there was free milk and free Milo and so I was like, well, I'm getting my money's worth and I'd have Milo fan. I mean, what? I used to have it at this when I worked when I was at high school because there was free milk and free
Milo and so I was like, well I'm getting my
money's worth and I'd have Milo every day.
But since then, nah, I haven't really had a Milo.
There's free milk and Milo in the kitchen here.
What?
Okay, you make me a Milo your way.
Okay. You make me a Milo your way,
Kim, and I'll decide which Milo is the
best. Okay, deal. I love this game. Brie and Clint.
Zed-ins Brie and Clint.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome back.
It's time to settle this Milo debate once and for all.
Cam Mansell and Brie Thomas-Hall have been off preparing their respective type of Milo.
Yes.
Brie, you would describe yours as?
Where you leave the granules, the Milo, a little bit damp on top,
and then you eat it all off the top and then drink the rest.
How many tablespoons of Milo would you say are in there?
I'd say probably about seven.
And Cam, describe yours.
This one, you put the Milo in and then you mix it with some boiling water real quick
and then chuck the rest of the milk in.
Not too much water, though.
That's the key to this one.
Okay, I'll start with Breeze.
Try mine.
So you've got to eat it off the top first.
Okay.
So eat a couple of spoonfuls.
Oh, boy, she thick.
Excuse me.
Don't talk about me like that.
Damn, girl, she thick.
There you go.
Oh, it's dissolved a bit too much, but...
It's still very dry in the middle.
Okay, sweet.
That's how you want it.
It's crunchy.
Yeah.
It's crunchy.
And I have a little sip of the milk.
And then you have a sip of the milk,
and then you continue that process Okay
And commercial
There you go
Just remember why you drank this one
It was made with love
Okay I know exactly
Who's going to win this
And I know exactly
Why they're going to win it
The better Milo
Out of those two Milos
Which one?
Breeze
Because it's cold
Like yours isn't hot or cold
Because you used a bit of boiling water.
It's just like room temperature milk.
To be fair, normally I do put ice in it, but we don't have ice.
Come on, this is the best way to experience Milo.
You win the Milo competition.
Well done.
I'll jog on now.
Thanks, Kev.
Thanks, Kev.
Time for Friday Oaky Ladies and gentlemen
Bree and Clint's Friday Oaky
It's back for another week
And because the weekend announced shows in New Zealand this week
We're going to do the weekend, Blinding Lights.
Most dream song of 2021?
Was it really?
I know it was the most dream song, but it was... Of the year that it came out.
Yes, yeah.
That'll be the year that he did the Super Bowl halftime show.
Could be, yeah.
Yeah.
So which one of us has the better weekend in them?
Before we hear them, how do you feel like you
went this week? 2020, was it, Claudia?
2020. Just want to get that right. There you go.
I am dreading this week.
Are you really? Absolutely
dreading it. I feel like you've got a weekend
in you. Nah, I don't. I really don't.
It's going to be bad.
Like, especially the, and I said
whoo, like my whoos
are so bad.
It's not good.
How do you think you went?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Like, every time I feel like I did a good job, I hear it and I go, oh, actually.
Don't you love how we get to find out how we did with everyone else?
We haven't heard these.
I don't know who chose the song, so I'll rock you off for who goes first.
Okay.
One, two, three, shoot.
One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot.
One, two, three, shoot.
You're up first.
Here it goes.
This is Brie Thomas-Sell doing The Weeknd.
No!
And you are going to decide the winner of this Friday Oaky once you've heard both.
Good luck. I've been trying to call I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love
Maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby
I look around and Sin it is cold and empty
No one's around to judge me
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night.
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
Sam, who is our audio engineer, if you're listening.
Thank you so much.
You saved me.
Thank you.
The who's were your least bad bit.
Yeah.
Someone texted and said, Brie is Taylor Swift from Wish.
I think that's a compliment.
I'll take that.
I will take it.
Do you remember that meme from back in the day?
It was the answer phone message from that girl who'd been broken up with.
And she goes, I just miss you and I love you and...
Someone said, sorry, Brie.
My eyes can still see clearly, but my ears can't hear clearly after that.
Yeah, no, I understand.
I understand.
Well, there's one to go yet.
You've got to decide, is it a Brie week or is it a Clint week?
After you've heard my version of the weekend for Friday O'Keefe.
All right, let's rip into it, Shelley.
I've been trying to call.
I've been on my own for long enough.
Maybe you could show me how to love.
Maybe. I'm going
through withdrawals
You don't even have to
do too much, you can turn
me on with just a touch
Baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty
No one's around
to judge me.
I can see clearly when you're gone, gone, gone.
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I eat
Just, hey, hey, hey
Can I just say, can I just say
How do you think you went?
I don't remember singing it like that
Like Dracula
I felt like I was watching The Count from Sesame Street.
Ah, ah, I said ooh.
The number people have texted have said a variation of
Is this Clint or Count Dracula?
Why does Clint have such a dad voice?
Someone said.
Clint sounds like he's in the Phantom of the Opera.
It did.
It really did.
Oh jeez.
Oh jeez.
I have no memory of doing it like that.
It's not what it sounded like in my head.
Was that you just doing it normal? Like you weren't trying
to make it sound like that? I was trying to
bring a little bit of flair
to it but not that much. Oh you did that.
We need a winner.
We need someone to decide the winner.
We need five people on 0800DIALZM to decide the winner this week.
Who's got it?
Who's it going to be?
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey.
Welcome to the decision-making end of Friday-oke.
The business end, as we call it.
This week we did the weekend.
You've got to decide whether it was Brie.
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Or Count Chocula.
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Oh, Lord.
Stand behind every performance that you do.
Claudia, we've just lost one of our votes.
If you could sort that one out for us.
We're going to go first to Liam, who's on our 800 dial ZM.
Hi, Liam.
Hi, Liam.
How's it going, guys?
Oh, not too bad.
Liam, how are you?
Yeah, pretty good.
Pretty good, especially after that one.
What do you reckon, Liam?
What's your feedback for us?
I'm definitely voting Clint.
It was so terrible that
it was so good. It was shocking.
What do you say to this text?
If anyone votes Clint this week,
they are lying.
Yeah, no, I'm
definitely not lying.
Thanks, Liam. Have a good weekend, mate.
Have a good one, mate. We appreciate it. Let's go to Kim.
Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks, Kim.
What did you think of our weekend performances?
I had to pull over.
Sorry, Clint, because I had to laugh out loud so hard.
My tribe.
Okay.
Well, don't vote for me then.
No, that's fair enough, Kim.
Whatever you do, don't vote for me.
No, no.
I'm definitely voting for Bree.
Bree, you smashed it.
Oh, thanks, Kim.
Appreciate you.
I stopped.
My performance was so bad, it stopped traffic.
Yeah, that's, I mean, that's bad, isn't it?
That's impressive.
Let's go to Shelley on 0800 dial ZDM.
Hey, Shells.
Hi, Shelley.
Hello.
You recovered, Shelley?
I am.
Okay, good.
Well, we need your input.
We need your vote.
Clint's wasn, good. Well, we need your input. We need your vote. Clint's wasn't good,
but I still think it was better than Bree's.
So I'm going for Clint's.
All right.
That's fair enough.
It's your say.
The segment is so humbling every week.
Sharon is on the phone.
Hi, Sharon.
Hi, Shaz.
Hi there.
Bree all the way.
I'm sorry, Clint.
I had to adjust my volume switch.
Okay.
Do you have any advice for me
of how I could improve my performance next week?
Stop singing.
Just don't sing.
Just don't sing.
Yes, Sharon.
Yes.
Got it.
Thank you, Shaz.
We will take that on board for both of us.
Yeah.
We have gone to a decider, though,
and it's in the hands of Will.
Kia ora, Will. Hello, Will. Hello, Yeah. We have gone to a decider though and it's in the hands of Will. Kia ora Will.
Hello Will.
Hello.
You have the power.
Clinton and Brianna.
He's talking to us seriously.
That was full names.
Two clear winners today.
One being the promoters
of the weekend
who got their concert promoted.
Yep.
And second being those of us
who are not T-Swift fans
who didn't have to endure
some more T-Swift hysteria.
Well there you go, Will.
We're trying to please everyone, aren't we?
You need a break from Taylor Swift.
Bearing that in mind,
I've got plenty of reverb going on,
and I think the person who did just the right amount of reverb,
who just saved it,
is Brie.
Yes, Will!
I said,
Ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can'ted by the lights.
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
Can I say, Will, that was a beautifully articulate sum up.
Oh, the irony of this. Sum up.
I'll do what I can.
I don't want to hear it again.
Once was definitely enough.
Yeah, no, I understand.
But, you know, it was something.
What was that, Will?
You want a full replay of the whole song?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, that's what I said.
No.
We appreciate everyone's votes, including yours, Will.
You have a great weekend, man.
Have a good one.
Thanks, Will.
Well done.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
It was a good game.
I think it was a very close race today.
Time for a birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday bangers for you Friday.
We'll take your birthdays, figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16.
Let's start with Tyra.
Hi, Tyra.
Happy Friday. G'day, Tyra. Happy Friday.
G'day, Tyra.
Happy Friday.
How's your week been out of 10, Tyra?
10 because I got the weekend tickets today.
Oh, did you?
Eden Park.
That is going to be such an incredible show.
Have you seen the weekend before?
No, never.
Oh, you're in for a treat.
It's so good.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Well, let's see if you get the weekend as your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
2nd of June, 1999.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2015.
And on the 2nd of June, 2015, this would have been number one.
Not the weekend, but it's a banger.
You get Jason Derulo, Want To Want Me.
It's a good song.
It's a good one, Tyra.
This would be in my Jason Derulo top three, this song.
Same.
Yeah.
Same here.
Yeah.
This, Riding Solo, and Swa-La-La-La.
Swa-La-La-La is definitely up there.
It's lyrical genius.
Right there, Tyra.
We're going to do a birthday beggar for Maddie.
Hi, Maddie.
G'day, Maddie.
Hi, how are you?
Good, Maddie.
Plans for the weekend, mate?
I'm going to the Warriors tonight, up the waz.
Up the waz.
Yes, Maddie, we love to see it.
All right, well, let's get you out the door.
What's your birthday?
My birthday is 2nd of September, 1998.
All right, Maddie, that means you were 16 in 2014.
And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at number one.
Hottest ticket in town, Taylor Swift.
Oh, love it.
Love it?
Love, love, love.
You a Swiftie, Maddie?
Yeah, isn't everyone? I think so. At the moment, love. You a Swifty, Maddie? Yeah. Isn't everyone?
I think so.
At the moment, yeah.
It's Swift mania.
I think legally everyone is required to be a Swifty.
Yeah.
That's it.
Probably, I would argue, one of Taylor Swift's biggest hits.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah.
Is this the song that made her truly mainstream?
Could have been.
This is the change out of country song, eh?
Yeah.
Is it?
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to be a Taylor Swift historian.
I better just check myself before I wreck myself.
Wait there, Maddie.
We're going to do one more for Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
G'day, Sarah.
Hi.
What have you got on for the weekend, Sarah?
I'm going travelling, so looking forward to doing a bit of a road trip around New Zealand.
Oh, fun. Nice., so looking forward to doing a bit of a road trip around New Zealand. Oh, fun.
Nice.
What, just for the weekend?
Yeah, just, I mean, not too far, just around Northland.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Oh, cool, fun. Well, that sounds awesome.
What's your date of birth, Sarah?
27th of April, 1997.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2013.
And Sarah, this is your birthday banger.
Banger.
Banger.
I'm a bit of a punk.
God, they were big, weren't they?
Oh, this album.
Huge.
Huge.
I think it's the winner.
I reckon it's the winner too.
Sarah's backing it in and I'm going to go with you
You agree?
Yep
I love that song
You've done it
You've done it
You just won
Birthday banger
Yay
Nice work
Hey I feel like we all
Won birthday banger
Didn't we?
Didn't we?
I think we did
Have a great weekend Sarah
Enjoy the roadie
See you babe
Thank you
Bye
Brian Clint from 2013
He's Daft Punk on ZM
Brian Clint from 2013. He's Daft Punk on ZM.
Brian Clint.
ZM, Brian Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger today for Sarah is Daft Punk and Pharrell Get Lucky from 2013.
Ten years old.
Is it?
Their album's ten years old this year.
God, that was a big album.
I saw that album live, performed live.
Did you go to that show?
Did you?
Like that, when they toured that album?
You saw Daft Punk live?
Yeah.
Where?
At the River Stage in Brisbane.
Did they go to Australia?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Have I lost my mind?
I don't know.
They don't tour very much. No, the tickets were incredibly hard to get, I remember
that, yeah. Really? Yeah.
Wow. And they had the helmets on and stuff.
Yeah, that's them. Yeah, yeah. You either
saw them. And the light show was
outrageous. I just remember it being one
of the most incredible light shows. Oh my
God, they did too. 2007
they were at the River Stage, so it wasn't
this album. Oh, it must have been the one
before. That's even better.
Yeah, it was one of the best shows I've ever been to.
You either saw Daft Punk or you saw...
A very good dupe.
Two cyclists.
Who just happened to book a DJ set.
I want to talk about sexy voices for a second.
Because, listen up, people. This could be a second because listen up, people.
This could be a new career path for some people.
A guy named Alex Douglas, a.k.a. the naked narrator, he calls himself,
often received compliments about his voice, this guy.
He said women would always tell him that they love getting messages from him when he'd
send voice notes on dating apps. Okay. Because that's something people do these
days. Really, you voice note? I guess that's a way of getting to know someone. Yeah.
Anyway, he then kind of joked with someone that he
could do it as a job and then he is now doing it as a job.
His business essentially revolves around women asking him to send them sexy voice notes.
Women are disgusting.
How sexy is this guy?
I need to hear his voice.
I've got a little clip here of the naked narrator, Alex Douglas.
This is an example of how sexy his voice is.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Naked Narrator.
Saturday night and I like the way you move.
I speak for, I think everybody listening when I say, ooh.
Yeah, it's a no from me.
Ooh.
Yeah, look, I think we can do better.
I think anybody can do better I think anybody could do better
Yeah, I think we should give it a go this afternoon
To see if this might be a career path
Yeah
And here's what we're going to do
We're going to do our sexy voice auditions
Yes, please
Get in character, ladies and gentlemen
I arrived in character
Sit back
And relax Character, ladies and gentlemen. I arrived in character. Sit back and relax.
It's quite fun trying to do a sexy voice.
I don't know how sexy it is, but this will be quite fun.
So this is what we're going to do.
You and I, Clint, have both been on to the Briscoe's website.
Yeah.
Turns out there's a sale on.
And we have grabbed the, what would you call it?
The description.
Product description.
Of a product.
And all you have to do is read it out in your sexiest voice possible.
Absolutely.
Okay.
I'll go first, if that's okay.
You sure can.
You can go first.
Well, Elaine is first.
That's sexy, right?
Nah, you can go first.
I usually go first.
I've gone straight to the sexiest section of the Briscoe's website.
Yep.
The air fryer section.
Oh, no, that's what I went for.
I'll choose something else.
I'll choose something else.
Yours will be different to mine.
Okay.
Okay.
As long as you haven't selected the Sunbeam Diamond Force 3-in-1 Digital 5-Liter Air Fryer,
we're going to be okay.
As long as that's not the air fryer you have, we're good to go.
Okay, sweet.
Okay, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Hit me with it.
All right, ladies, I hope you're sitting down.
Experience three appliances in one as you air fry, proof, and bake breads.
As well as dehydrate with ease.
Equipped with six air fry presets.
It fries bacon.
Oh, bacon.
Seafood.
Mmm, seafood.
Veggies.
Poultry.
And meat.
That was pretty solid.
Pretty solid.
You like it? Yeah, I think that was pretty good. Pretty solid. You like it?
Yeah, I think that was pretty good.
What do the producers think?
What do you give him out of 10?
How sexy?
Ick.
Oh, come on.
That's fine.
I'm fine with ick so long as yours is more ick than mine.
Well.
This is what it comes down to.
Sit back.
Yeah.
And get ready to indulge. I've went with something different just so. Oh, you it comes down to. Sit back. Yeah. And get ready to indulge.
I went with something different just so.
Oh, you've changed your product.
Yeah, I've changed my product.
I've just clicked on whatever came up and I'm going to do.
I hope it's a foot spa.
A set of sheets.
Okay.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Sheets are pretty sexy.
Okay. The Galaxy Microfiber Plain Dyed Sheet Sets are a great, versatile, everyday option. yet durable and easy care.
100%
polyester
microfiber
machine
wash
made in China.
So breathy.
Alright,
based on that and no other
sexual preference,
which one of us are you guys hooking up with?
Oh, is that the outcome?
That's the outcome, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
The air fryer's versatility means not only can you dehydrate fruits.
Can I just take the air fryer?
Available in Super King.
Oh, my God.
King and Queen.
Come on, pick one.
Yeah, pick one.
It's got to be Clint.
Yeah!
Sorry, Brie.
Scutted.
I told you air fryers were sexy.
I've been saying it for a long time now.
Should have picked a better product. If the Briscoe's lady wants a week off, Brie and I are you air fryers were sexy. I've been saying it for a long time now. Should have picked a better product.
If the Briscoe's lady wants a week off,
Brie and I are available and we're very cheap.
Very cheap.
Brie and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show
Adam from Peking Duck.
Here he is, the lad.
Coming to us live from some Californian desert.
Is that what's going on?
Yeah, deep out in the desert with the scorpions and the tarantulas
and the coyotes and all the good things.
I see what's happening here.
You just want an excuse to take your shirt off, Adam.
I've seen your rig.
Yeah, pretty much.
I just came out of the desert to take it off.
Yeah, that's fair enough.
Hey, this is a New Zealand exclusive about the next big Peaking Duck project, and it's got nothing to do a look. Yeah, and that's fair enough. Hey, this is a New Zealand exclusive about the next big Peking Duck project
and it's got nothing to do with music.
You guys are going into the snail business?
Yes.
Yeah, so pretty much MYOB have hit us up
and they've explained that, you know,
they're really keen to help kickstart
people with out-of-the-box ideas
that might have been conjured up, you know,
around maybe 5 a. 5am at a kick on
or whenever it may be. But, you know, we can relate to that deeply. And they said, hey,
would you guys like to be on board to kind of be ambassadors for this new initiative?
You know, really pushing to help small businesses explore their ideas to their fullest potential.
And you said at 5am, me and Ruben feel like snails and there's nowhere to get them.
Exactly. We thought, you know, what's missing
out there? There's no snail food trucks.
Let's get on it before it gets hot.
You guys are
so random. Have you had
snails before? Escargot? Is it
one of your favourites?
Yeah, I mean, I've only eaten raw snails
so I'm looking forward to actually trying the escargot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Back up the food truck.
Back up the food truck, Adam from Peking Duck.
You're launching an escargot food truck,
but you've never tried or cooked snails before.
No, no, no.
So Ruben is the head chef.
He's like, he's actually.
Right.
He loves it.
I'm just like, I just take my shirt off and do push-ups at the front.
You're going to be on top of the food truck playing jams, right?
Yeah, I'll just have a guitar doing solos.
Snails sounds disgusting to us, so can you sell it to us?
Because that's part of business, right?
You've got to be able to market yourself and pitch a really good idea to a new customer base.
So Adam from Peking Duck, pitch us your escargot.
Okay, so picture this.
We all love snails.
We all know that they're just slugs with shells.
But what if these were the tastiest little critters
you've ever put inside your mouth?
I'm sold.
I'm sold.
I am sold.
Five snails, please, chef.
You and Ruben have done business together before.
You've made a lot of music,
but you guys also owned a bar at one stage together, didn't you?
Yes, it's still running.
It's called Talk To Me.
We've had a lot of crazy ideas.
We wrote a kid's book called DJ Ducks.
We had the crazy idea of being musicians as well,
or whatever you want to call it,
and that's actually going really well.
We've been working on a ton of music um and we're going to announce something very
exciting very soon but yeah i mean ideas to us it's like you know you may as well explore them
because if you don't you never know you never know mate if you if you don't have the dreams
then we wouldn't have all the amazing things you know there's people that dream big like you guys
so i can't wait to see this escargot food truck just take off. Oh you legends
Last question, you're doing this
with MYOB, which one of you
is the numbers guy? Which one of you
always has one eye on the budget?
Ruben's good with numbers
like he's actually very highly
intelligent when it comes to maths
and all that side of the brain. I'm a
massive dumbass with that
which is funny because my dad was the head of physics at ANU but I haven't got any of that in me at brain. I'm a massive dumbass with that, which is funny. My dad was the head of physics at ANU,
but I haven't got any of that in me at all.
I'm just a dumb dog that bangs on things.
So let me check.
Ruben is going to cook the escargot.
He's also going to manage the business through MYOB.
Adam is taking his shirt off to lure people in.
Sorry, I keep forgetting what part of the business you were playing.
My bad.
Well, there's brain and there's brawns, you know what I mean? and you were doing push-ups and taking your shit off. To lure people in. Sorry, I kept forgetting what part of the business you were playing. My bad. He's the sex appeal.
Well, there's brain
and there's brawns,
you know what I mean?
And sex cells.
Nails and sex.
That's a combination
made in heaven,
am I right?
Conjures up images
of a snail trail to me
but we'll leave that
for another interview.
Oh yeah, no,
that's going to be on the menu.
Okay, right.
Snail trails.
That's what I'll be ordering.
Delish.
Adam from Pixie Duck.
Thanks, man.
Good to talk to you.
You too.
Love you guys.
Thank you.
Would you eat it?
Escargot.
Yeah.
Peking Duck.
Escargot specifically.
I'd give it a go.
Yeah.
I'll try anything once.
Famous last words.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
And that's it, everybody.
We are out of here for a bit of a holiday.
Bring in the margaritas.
Chili margaritas.
Oh, how good's a chili margarita?
Pretty good.
But then sometimes I forget that I can't really handle spicy stuff.
And then I'm like, ah.
So then I sip down the margarita to make up for the chili.
And then, you know, you're just slamming margaritas.
What do you mean how you can't really handle spicy stuff?
I've seen you sometimes where you're like,
this pepper's too spicy.
No, I can do...
I have a form of spice dysmorphia, I think,
where I think I can handle more than I can handle and I can't.
The amount of times I've seen you go like, go to eat something and be like,
I can handle this,
and then be like, it's so hot, it's so hot.
Have you seen those people on TikTok
who do their fried eggs?
Because I eat a lot of fried eggs.
Yeah.
They do their fried eggs,
instead of in olive oil, they do it in chili oil.
So good.
So I'm doing that now.
And then I get this egg,
and I forget that I can't really handle spicy stuff.
I'm like, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, too hot.
Too hot.
Yeah. Anyway, we're going away.
We're having a bit of a holiday.
You're going to Europe?
I'm going to Europe and you're going to West Auckland.
West Auckland.
You're going to hang out in your backyard.
Yeah.
And do some gardening.
We'll see you guys.
Well, I'll be back in a week.
Brielle back in two weeks.
There's podcasts still going up, so we'll keep you covered in that area.
But have fun, everybody.
Have a great weekend. Stay safe and we'll keep you covered in that area. But have fun, everybody. Have a great weekend.
Stay safe, and we'll see you soon.
We'll see you soon.
And keep up to date on our socials.
I'm going to be posting a lot of content with my mother
on our romantic getaway.
Brian and Clint, catch you later.
Bye.
Bye.
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